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Speaker 1: Super Bowl l i X super Bowl licks baby.
Speaker 2: And how many licks does it take to make millions
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Speaker 2: weird bets that you can make on the Super Bowl
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Speaker 1: You have to like when there's a guy coming right
Speaker 1: in your face and just sits in there and believers
Speaker 1: it good guys calming down his face.
Speaker 2: Feeling is the cowboy's probably coming right down their throats.
Speaker 1: William two time for the Super Bowl. I he's already.
Speaker 4: I don't think I'm ready super Bowl licks baby, I'm
Speaker 4: not ready this.
Speaker 2: Sunday And the best way to celebrate is by eating
Speaker 2: a bunch of things that will make you feel like
Speaker 2: trash the next day while you watch the Super Bowl,
Speaker 2: so that you wake up.
Speaker 1: And go, why don't they make it a national holiday?
Speaker 1: My soul hurts.
Speaker 2: And now onto super Bowl licks and the weird bets
Speaker 2: that you can make on the Super Bowl this year.
Speaker 2: We're going to tell you what the number one thing
Speaker 2: that people are betting on is in just a second.
Speaker 1: But here are the things that you can bet on.
Speaker 2: What team will Jason Kelsey represents Kelsey Mister Taylor Swift
Speaker 2: is his brother who's playing in the Super Bowl, right, cheeves,
Speaker 2: But Jason Kelcey, it's fifty nine point three percent likely
Speaker 2: that he'll be wearing Eagles green.
Speaker 4: Well because he retired as an Eagles player. It's funny
Speaker 4: he came out.
Speaker 1: He said, he was like, I'm going to be sad
Speaker 1: for whichever team loses.
Speaker 5: So I don't know what that means, happy for whoever win, Right,
Speaker 5: No matter what, he's going to be sad.
Speaker 4: He should get like one of those special jerseys that's
Speaker 4: like half and half, you know last year, that's.
Speaker 1: A good bet they should put that on there. Will
Speaker 1: we wear half? After? I could see that.
Speaker 2: Cool another weird thing that you can bet on is
Speaker 2: the first celebrity cameo, because you know they alwayshoot the
Speaker 2: celebrities in the stands.
Speaker 1: Taylor no brainer.
Speaker 2: Taylor Swift is the favorite with a thirty three point
Speaker 2: three percent probability.
Speaker 6: Right.
Speaker 1: Peyton Manning a second? Oh, maybe just to like not
Speaker 1: be as annoying, you know what I mean, not to
Speaker 1: play for Okay, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 7: He's just always there, like he's like a feature in
Speaker 7: all NFL things.
Speaker 1: It's like, oh, and Peyton Manning's here.
Speaker 3: He is?
Speaker 1: Yeah, is his brother playing or no? I don't think.
Speaker 7: I don't think either one of them plays anymore, right
Speaker 7: that one's a coach and the other one's a commentator, right, Okay, yea.
Speaker 2: So it's just paid Manning. He just shows up at
Speaker 2: all of the NFL. Thanks for NFL's pretty say bet
Speaker 2: they're like the commissioners are like I was just having brunts.
Speaker 2: He didn't need to be here.
Speaker 1: Peyton like my family right now, He's like, I know,
Speaker 1: but it's NFL to be here. Good for him.
Speaker 2: Kendrick Lamar mentioning Drake during the halftime show. Chance, I
Speaker 2: don't think he will No, I don't think.
Speaker 4: He's not by name. I don't think he'll say him
Speaker 4: by name, so does that count? No, I mean that's
Speaker 4: total defamation if he mentions him by name.
Speaker 1: So I feel like it's not.
Speaker 2: Really defamation unless he's making up stuff, Like unless he
Speaker 2: goes into a big rant and make some things. He
Speaker 2: can still say. He can say whatever he wants about.
Speaker 1: Drake, but he's like if he does a song, he's like,
Speaker 1: shout out Drake. Also, I feel like he's too classy
Speaker 1: for that. At this point.
Speaker 7: He's never said anything false about Drake, so I don't think.
Speaker 1: He's in danger of defamation. But he also never said
Speaker 1: his name.
Speaker 2: But he also, yeah, you're right, he that kind of
Speaker 2: doesn't say I'm going to on, will Drake be crying
Speaker 2: during the time?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I wouldn't either, go Drake. Yeah, that's fair.
Speaker 2: I mean, talk about losing a rap beef in epic proportions,
Speaker 2: you know, would have.
Speaker 4: Really made this juicy and probably good for Drake is
Speaker 4: if he made sure he was at the game. That
Speaker 4: would be like, I'm a good sport yea, yeah, absolutely.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Hello, I'm a target for Tomato.
Speaker 2: This is maybe the one time in NFL history where
Speaker 2: where they will have like a quote unquote urban act
Speaker 2: do it, and probably like the old people won't complain
Speaker 2: because every single time they do have a different thing
Speaker 2: that's other than country, they get a bunch of complaints.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll do true. I don't understand that music.
Speaker 2: Those black eyed peas were up there dancing around and
Speaker 2: she had her jigglies out when I had my kids
Speaker 2: in the car and my wife was right next to me,
Speaker 2: and I liked, and my wife noticed that I like,
Speaker 2: and then we were arguing.
Speaker 1: I missed the last half of the game because of
Speaker 1: that fergilition.
Speaker 2: Tell me she is he anyway, But that was But
Speaker 2: this will be the one time where like eighty year
Speaker 2: olds are like, they're not like us. Maybe everybody gets
Speaker 2: into that song. It's crazy, He's When the show was
Speaker 2: in Jamaica, there was like older woman doing karaoke to it.
Speaker 1: At the pool. It's amazing.
Speaker 2: Another thing that you can bet on for the Super
Speaker 2: Bowl the color of gatorade to be poured on the
Speaker 2: winning coach.
Speaker 1: Oh is it different every year?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's usually different. That's cool, and purple has the
Speaker 2: best odds. If you want to bet on.
Speaker 4: That interesting yellow Why yellow I don't know, because it's
Speaker 4: less than invasive.
Speaker 1: I've read, but purple.
Speaker 2: A quarterback catching a pass is one that you could
Speaker 2: have on there, and you want a lot of money
Speaker 2: on that because it's only five percent chance, they say
Speaker 2: of that happening.
Speaker 1: Really, when that happens, I think it's the coolest play.
Speaker 7: Like when they hand something, they hand them off somebody
Speaker 7: else and then they pass it to the quarterback.
Speaker 2: It is a coach or player crying during the national anthem.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's an easy bet.
Speaker 4: Chance that always happened normally in the somebody always they're
Speaker 4: really emotional about their their you.
Speaker 2: Know, crying harder players during the national anthem, or Drake
Speaker 2: at the halftime.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be Drake.
Speaker 2: And the number one prop bet that they have on
Speaker 2: the game is not a shocker to anybody. And it's
Speaker 2: what I've been saying the whole time. This whole thing
Speaker 2: is staged. Right, the NFL has a script. Everybody followed
Speaker 2: it this year. It is Travis Kelcey, mister Taylor Swift
Speaker 2: is in the super Bowl, right, and the bet is
Speaker 2: will Travis Kelsey proposed to Taylor Swift.
Speaker 8: After the game, someone asked him that like while he
Speaker 8: was doing like a press conference, and his responsees, wouldn't
Speaker 8: you like to know?
Speaker 1: I'm like, it wasn't. It wasn't a no, no, don't
Speaker 1: you can't. That's like not.
Speaker 4: But he's playing into it because if they lose for
Speaker 4: any reason, If the Chiefs lose, you really think he's
Speaker 4: going to propose.
Speaker 1: To Taylor Swift? Yeah, to steal the win. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: that's the only reason I would propose. What if the Chiefs.
Speaker 2: Lose the Super Bowl? He proposes to Taylor, which and
Speaker 2: she says, no, I don't date losers.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: She starts singing with Kendrick Lamar and then Travis Kelcey
Speaker 5: and Drake Star dating. We're completely wrapped.
Speaker 1: We might as well be together. A lot of turns there.
Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone Frameday Mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2: Hello, Hi, this is Pete Deekins calling from restaurant. I
Speaker 2: was looking for Jesse, who has a Valentine's Day reservation
Speaker 2: here till you propose to his fiancee. Jesse super excited
Speaker 2: that you rented our private room for your big question.
Speaker 2: You're going to pop on her for Valentine's Day.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I'm so excited.
Speaker 2: Calling you because I do need to let you know
Speaker 2: we've had a little bit.
Speaker 1: Of an issue.
Speaker 10: What kind of issue?
Speaker 2: Will that private room that you rented to propose to
Speaker 2: your fiance on Valentine's Day is actually booked that night?
Speaker 1: Doesn't mean you can't go.
Speaker 10: Though, What are you talking about? I booked this a
Speaker 10: while ago.
Speaker 2: That does make sense, that is correct, but we did
Speaker 2: have a last minute booking that we couldn't turn down.
Speaker 6: The last minute booking.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and the best option I can think of is
Speaker 2: that you can also attend the ten year old's pizza
Speaker 2: party that will be in the room, and that's unacceptable.
Speaker 10: No way, no way in hell am I doing that.
Speaker 1: You can still have the proposal.
Speaker 2: They're actually kind of fun because maybe it's like in
Speaker 2: the future, we can have kids and you can hang
Speaker 2: out and have some pizza and there will be no
Speaker 2: alcohol loud So we can't do the.
Speaker 6: No no, no, no no.
Speaker 10: I bosked this month ago.
Speaker 9: This is my special day. What the hell are you
Speaker 9: talking about sharing this with a kid's pizza party? Right crazy?
Speaker 9: You're out of your mind. You guys are a fine
Speaker 9: dining restaurant. You don't even have pizza you're doing a
Speaker 9: kid's pizza party.
Speaker 1: It's ridiculous. Yeah yeah, I know.
Speaker 2: I thought it was a little strange too, but like
Speaker 2: I said, it should still be very romantic. So we
Speaker 2: won't have any alcohol, but we can bring you a
Speaker 2: toast of Martinelli's apple cider when you do the big proposal.
Speaker 2: And I'm sure the kids are gonna go nuts.
Speaker 9: Oh yeah, I'm sure my fiance is gonna love some
Speaker 9: Martinelli's for our proposal. Are you out of your mind?
Speaker 9: There's no way I'm doing this. And you know what,
Speaker 9: I want you guys to cancel on them. That was
Speaker 9: the last minute booking. You're gonna put a kid's birthday party?
Speaker 6: Yeah, ridiculous, sir.
Speaker 2: And I can't cancel it because you know it's not
Speaker 2: just any ten year old.
Speaker 1: So well, who is this ten year old? Well the
Speaker 1: owner of the restaurant is kids.
Speaker 9: So what the So the owner of the restaurant gets
Speaker 9: the book his little kid's pizza party over my engagement
Speaker 9: that I booked months ago.
Speaker 6: This is unreal.
Speaker 9: You guys can go through yourself.
Speaker 2: Not over your engagement. He was kind enough to say
Speaker 2: that you can also come to the pizza party.
Speaker 9: Oh great, So I can have my engagement, my special
Speaker 9: day with a bunch of little ten year olds running
Speaker 9: around just because it's the owner's kid. What does this
Speaker 9: owner think that he can do this, that.
Speaker 1: I'm going to keep coming back.
Speaker 10: This is my fiance's favorite restaurant.
Speaker 1: Do you think we're going to.
Speaker 9: Come back after this?
Speaker 6: This owner is out of his mind.
Speaker 9: I have been planning this for weeks. I've been talking
Speaker 9: to your little special events coordinator.
Speaker 10: I mean, this is crazy. You're going to call me.
Speaker 9: A couple of days before when I've been planning this
Speaker 9: for months? What is wrong with you people?
Speaker 1: Listen?
Speaker 10: This is what's going to happen.
Speaker 9: You're going to tell your owner that he can go
Speaker 9: choose another day for his little birthday party because this
Speaker 9: is my engagement. And I don't know what the hell
Speaker 9: is wrong with you people, but this is happening. I'm
Speaker 9: having my private engagement and that little ten year old
Speaker 9: kids spread off.
Speaker 2: Okay, well we do have another option too, if you
Speaker 2: don't want to attend the pizza party in the private
Speaker 2: room that you.
Speaker 9: Booked, I would love to hear this other option.
Speaker 10: What's the other option?
Speaker 9: You're going to put me in a broom closet we're
Speaker 9: going to eat in the kitchen.
Speaker 1: Did somebody else call you before me?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 9: I don't think they'll no.
Speaker 2: Because yes, that's exactly what we're thinking. We do have
Speaker 2: a broom closet that is right next to the walk
Speaker 2: in freezer.
Speaker 1: You could use that. Hello you? Oh okay, you're there.
Speaker 9: I am telling every person I know to never eat
Speaker 9: at your establishment again. This is damn ridiculous. I mean,
Speaker 9: what the hell is wrong with you?
Speaker 1: People?
Speaker 10: Grow the up and you, sir, are up?
Speaker 1: Idiot? Great, well, then I'll let you know.
Speaker 2: This is actually Doebil from the Jewbil Show doing a
Speaker 2: phone prank on you and your brother set you up?
Speaker 1: What yeah about it's a joke. Your brother set you up.
Speaker 2: He said that you were planning to propose to your
Speaker 2: girlfriend Valentine's Day in a reserved a roommate like her
Speaker 2: favorite nice restaurant.
Speaker 1: Who wanted me to mess with you?
Speaker 9: Oh my god, you had me man. I was literally
Speaker 9: thinking about myself in a roomful of little kids, use pizza,
Speaker 9: proposing to.
Speaker 6: My my fiance. That was wild.
Speaker 10: That's crazy.
Speaker 2: Wake up every morning with jubile phone, Franks, It's time
Speaker 2: for Nina's What's Trending something about.
Speaker 4: The big game you may not be aware of. The
Speaker 4: super chef has just revealed what's on the menu. I
Speaker 4: didn't realize that if you're paying two million dollars to
Speaker 4: be in a suite, you're getting catered by a super chef.
Speaker 4: And even if you paid three thousand dollars for a
Speaker 4: ticket or upwards of that, you're still eating really good.
Speaker 4: So there's gonna be stuff like sushi spreads, towering seafood platters, Tomahawks, steaks.
Speaker 1: Branded with the logo on it.
Speaker 4: They're gonna eat steaks that say licks.
Speaker 1: It does sound really yummy.
Speaker 4: And because it's a New Orleans they're gonna have I
Speaker 4: thought you would like this one jubile because you're into
Speaker 4: weird meat. They're gonna have alligator sausage.
Speaker 1: Cool.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that they can try with jumbalayah and all this stuff.
Speaker 4: There's gonna be bloody marry bars, like how fun. I
Speaker 4: still don't think two million dollars is this worth all that?
Speaker 4: But like it's a it's a fun feast, that's for sure.
Speaker 4: Is it two million per sweet? Say he split it
Speaker 4: up between everyone and the suite?
Speaker 1: Well, it's no, I don't think so.
Speaker 4: Taylor swift Spot alone is rumored to be two million
Speaker 4: dollars cow so and then that.
Speaker 1: Comes your beach be more than that, honestly, But do
Speaker 1: you think.
Speaker 4: She has to actually pay for it? Is it one
Speaker 4: of those things that gets comped because the NFL comps
Speaker 4: that for sure? Yeah, I think so too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's advertising, I don't know, marketing.
Speaker 7: Also, it's crazy that eggs are like ten bucks a
Speaker 7: carton and hid actually like.
Speaker 4: They'll probably be eating deviled eggs too because money, you
Speaker 4: know whatever. Yeah. In other news, this is also really interesting.
Speaker 4: Death by selfie is now more likely than being killed
Speaker 4: by a shark.
Speaker 1: Oh really.
Speaker 4: Wikipedia has been documenting this since they started happening, And
Speaker 4: I guess in twenty twenty four. What in twenty twenty
Speaker 4: four there were as many as four hundred and eighty
Speaker 4: fatalities by selfie?
Speaker 1: How does that? What do you mean like.
Speaker 2: Trying to take a selfie on a cliff and you fall,
Speaker 2: or if you're.
Speaker 1: In the water.
Speaker 4: They're saying some people have been drowning, so it's usually
Speaker 4: falls or drowning it takes their phone in the water,
Speaker 4: or if you fall, like while you're on the edge
Speaker 4: of a boat or something and you get caught in
Speaker 4: a whatever those things are called. Yeah, or if you're
Speaker 4: on a boat and you're trying to take a picture
Speaker 4: and be funny and like the cruise and you fall off.
Speaker 1: Oh gosh.
Speaker 4: Anyways, so there's an organization called the Royal Society for
Speaker 4: the Prevention of Accidents otherwise known as RoSPA that is
Speaker 4: reminding taurusts now to use common sense, don't ignore signs,
Speaker 4: barriers and all of that just for an instagrammable moment.
Speaker 2: I literally say, do not cross this line because there's
Speaker 2: a bear who will bite your head off.
Speaker 1: It seems like, yeah, but that'll be a cool cell
Speaker 1: now yeah, right, it's it didn't happen, which is so scary.
Speaker 4: And even in some places they're putting security guards just
Speaker 4: to keep watch for people that are taking something that
Speaker 4: is crazy.
Speaker 7: I don't think we should be putting any of this
Speaker 7: effort in what it's the Darwin Award. If you're gonna
Speaker 7: get dead because you try to take a selfie, then
Speaker 7: congratulations day.
Speaker 1: What if I didn't mean to, I don't know. Leading
Speaker 1: up to that moment that's bear. It feel really weird
Speaker 1: going into this next story where we're a natural section. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're gonna do it anyway.
Speaker 4: So bones of a fifteenth cent sure, you vampire have
Speaker 4: just been unearthed in crowed. How do we know it's
Speaker 4: a vampire? Archaeologists believe that it was a vampire. They
Speaker 4: were excavating a burial site when they found evidence that
Speaker 4: shows how this alleged vampire was buried. Let's let them
Speaker 4: know that it was a vampire. Isn't that wild? But
Speaker 4: of how it was repositioned, well, I don't think it
Speaker 4: can have had garlic around it. Oh yeah, all these
Speaker 4: years later, you think the garlic is still going to
Speaker 4: be sitting there. Oh, it's how the it's how the
Speaker 4: bones were positioned, and all this kind of stuff that.
Speaker 1: They vampires just sexy cannibals. No, no, becau, It's not me.
Speaker 1: It's blood. It's blood.
Speaker 4: It's like, yeah, I think zombies are more like cannibals
Speaker 4: are cannibal.
Speaker 2: Vampires are just like passionate blood suckers, sexy zombies, because
Speaker 2: that's how they. Vampires are like sexy leeches ghost yeah yeah, leeches,
Speaker 2: yeah yeah, sexy mosquito.
Speaker 6: There you go.
Speaker 4: There's some that suck your blood and there's some that
Speaker 4: stuck your emotions. So emotional vampires are real too, that's true. Yeah,
Speaker 4: but that's what's trending.
Speaker 11: It's time to Catch a Cheater only on the Jubile Show.
Speaker 2: Gwinn is on the phone today for to Catch a
Speaker 2: Cheater and she's been married to her husband John for
Speaker 2: two years, but now she thinks something might be going on,
Speaker 2: so we'll see if we can help her out. Gwinn,
Speaker 2: what's going on? Why do you think your husban's cheating?
Speaker 12: Well, it's been you know, a good two years so far,
Speaker 12: and I've got a clothing business that's really just taken off,
Speaker 12: so I can spend a little bit of time at home.
Speaker 12: And my husband John, he just started culinary school and
Speaker 12: he's working his butt off and he's always had to
Speaker 12: drive for it. He's totally excited about it, and I
Speaker 12: want to be there to support him in any way
Speaker 12: i can. And I'm also really glad that I can
Speaker 12: support him while he finishes school.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 12: So again, things have been pretty good. It's just that
Speaker 12: ever since he started these classes in school, she hasn't
Speaker 12: been necessarily absent when it comes to us, but just
Speaker 12: like a little bit more standoffish, you know, like he's
Speaker 12: super focused and wants a little bit more than just
Speaker 12: finishing the school.
Speaker 10: He wants to just knock it out of the park.
Speaker 12: And he's just focused on everything other than us, you know.
Speaker 12: And there's also this you know, other dynamic where there's
Speaker 12: this girl in this class named April.
Speaker 10: Well she's cute, mousey and sort.
Speaker 12: Of the arts beside, you know, and I know he
Speaker 12: likes her.
Speaker 13: You know.
Speaker 12: She actually came over one night, you know, so they
Speaker 12: could work on a project for school together, and they
Speaker 12: made this amazing speared fish and you know.
Speaker 1: It was really good, so hard to be mad.
Speaker 12: But you know, while they were cooking together, they seemed
Speaker 12: a little cozy, you know, and it just it's sort
Speaker 12: of sent.
Speaker 10: Off some alarms in my head.
Speaker 12: Like I was like, that's a little bit too cozy
Speaker 12: for my taste, you know, get your hands off my
Speaker 12: mand So.
Speaker 1: I let it go, you know, but just decided it's
Speaker 1: a good idea.
Speaker 10: To maybe keep an eye on that.
Speaker 12: And then I started to notice that he was getting these.
Speaker 10: Weird texts of like all hours.
Speaker 12: You know, sometimes even late at night. And I don't
Speaker 12: want to be the jealous type, and like immediately jumped
Speaker 12: to conclusion.
Speaker 10: But in the back of my mind. I'm like, I
Speaker 10: know it's that girl.
Speaker 1: I know it. Oh.
Speaker 12: So I asked him one night, like, where are these
Speaker 12: texts coming from?
Speaker 10: Who is this?
Speaker 6: You know?
Speaker 12: We were watching a movie and I.
Speaker 6: Was like, I can't take it anymore. I just need
Speaker 6: to know.
Speaker 12: And he got really annoyed, like he you know when.
Speaker 10: I asked, you know, and he's like, look, it's just April.
Speaker 12: She's got some school stuff she sent me, and you know,
Speaker 12: it's nothing, so big deal. So I was like, okay,
Speaker 12: you know again, I didn't want to start a random fight.
Speaker 12: Didn't want to be like the total jealous type, not
Speaker 12: just two years into the marriage. But it bothers me
Speaker 12: so much. And I know him and he loves me,
Speaker 12: and I don't feel like she would cheat on me.
Speaker 12: But ever since he started these classes and hanging out
Speaker 12: with her, it's like he's turned into almost a different guy.
Speaker 6: You know.
Speaker 4: I just wonder if this is one of those situations
Speaker 4: where it's like April's not clearly seeing what boundaries are
Speaker 4: and is just kind of trying to make her way
Speaker 4: in and maybe she is actually flirting with your man,
Speaker 4: like your read probably was right. I just I mean,
Speaker 4: what are the chances you think that your man actually
Speaker 4: would cross that line, and he probably feels good getting
Speaker 4: attention from somebody. I mean, jubile. Doesn't it always feel
Speaker 4: good regardless if you're in a relationship. If somebody's crushing
Speaker 4: on you.
Speaker 1: I'm different with that. I don't like it. If they
Speaker 1: know I'm in a relationship, I don't like it. That's true.
Speaker 1: It's disrespectful. Okay. I could see that he.
Speaker 12: Didn't bother him very much, you know, I mean honestly,
Speaker 12: like I was just like a wallpaper.
Speaker 1: I should say.
Speaker 2: I'm also very unaware if people are flirting with me too,
Speaker 2: so I wouldn't even probably know.
Speaker 1: Do you think that your man would know if somebody
Speaker 1: was flirting with him, Gwen, I don't know.
Speaker 10: Sometimes you never know what I'm flirting with.
Speaker 14: Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: I'm the same way.
Speaker 2: So I've been in situations like that before, Like they're flirting,
Speaker 2: I'm like, what just having a conversation about taking my
Speaker 2: shirt off?
Speaker 1: What are you talking about?
Speaker 6: Right?
Speaker 1: Little woman? Always know? Yeah?
Speaker 2: All right, Well, we'll see what we can figure it
Speaker 2: out for you. You told us what a grocery store. You
Speaker 2: guys are rewards card members at soll Play a song,
Speaker 2: come Back, and then call him and pretend to be
Speaker 2: from the grocery store and say that every single month,
Speaker 2: one random reward card winner gets the free flowers delivered
Speaker 2: from our floral department. We'll see if he sends us
Speaker 2: to you, or to April, okay, or to somebody else. Okay,
Speaker 2: play a song, come back, get your to Catch a Cheater?
Speaker 11: Next.
Speaker 2: Right in the middle of to Catch a Cheater, if
Speaker 2: you're just joining us, Gwynn is on the phone and
Speaker 2: she thinks that her husband of two years named John
Speaker 2: might be cheating. So in a second, we're gonna call
Speaker 2: him and pretend to be from the grocery store that
Speaker 2: they rewards card members at and say that he's this
Speaker 2: month's lucky winner of thirty six long simber red roses
Speaker 2: to be delivered to anybody that he wants. Will see
Speaker 2: if he sends him to Gwinn, his wife, or to
Speaker 2: somebody else. But before we do that, Gwinn, why don't
Speaker 2: you catch everybody up on your situation?
Speaker 10: Okay?
Speaker 12: So he started culinary school and he's really into it,
Speaker 12: and you know, he's just sort of become a different person,
Speaker 12: super focused on that, and you know, a little less
Speaker 12: absence from me and the marriage, so to speak. And
Speaker 12: there's always a third dynamic.
Speaker 13: You know.
Speaker 12: Her name is April, and she's killed and Artie and
Speaker 12: she actually came over one night and they were cooking
Speaker 12: together and they were super like communicative with each other,
Speaker 12: you know, almost physically to the point.
Speaker 10: Where I was like, this could be a problem for me.
Speaker 12: And then all of a sudden, he starts getting these
Speaker 12: texts at all hours of the night, you know, NonStop,
Speaker 12: And when I asked.
Speaker 6: Him about it, he got super defensive and like with like,
Speaker 6: it's no big.
Speaker 12: Deal, It's just April, blah blah blah, And I just
Speaker 12: feel like he's a different guy, and it's sort of suspect.
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Speaker 6: Yeah?
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Speaker 6: Well, so it's going to my wife. And I think
Speaker 6: I often describe her to other people at the light
Speaker 6: of my life for a reason.
Speaker 15: You know, like she is, she's smart, she's beautiful, she's
Speaker 15: so supportive of me.
Speaker 1: You know what happened with me?
Speaker 2: I was I started taking the culinary school, and then
Speaker 2: I was this other girl in the class and her
Speaker 2: and I started getting hot and heavy.
Speaker 6: Oh good, Hey, I'm actually in culinary school right now.
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Speaker 12: Oh oh.
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Speaker 1: So that's what this is.
Speaker 6: What so you're calling me because do you think my
Speaker 6: wife is cheating?
Speaker 14: No?
Speaker 12: Actually, I was a little bit nervous because all of
Speaker 12: a sudden, you have this friend April. She comes over
Speaker 12: to the house, your cozy cozy all the time, and
Speaker 12: she sends you these texts like at weird hours of
Speaker 12: the night, and you get completely distracted and you're super
Speaker 12: focused on finishing school.
Speaker 10: And I just was a little bit nervous, to be
Speaker 10: quite honest.
Speaker 6: Oh sweetie, I'm so sorry. I feel real bad that you.
Speaker 6: I wish you'd come and talk to me about this
Speaker 6: before we goat to it.
Speaker 12: I mean, I've asked you about the text before, and
Speaker 12: I felt like you just kind of were annoyed and
Speaker 12: blew it off, you know. So, I mean, I just
Speaker 12: didn't know what to think, honestly, because we just haven't
Speaker 12: had much time for each other. And you're, like I said,
Speaker 12: super focused on school, which is great, but I don't
Speaker 12: want you to be super focused on April.
Speaker 6: I'm sorry if I came across as annoyed when you
Speaker 6: were asking me about the text messages.
Speaker 15: It's embarrassing to admit, but I didn't want you to
Speaker 15: feel disappointed in me because I've been falling behind in
Speaker 15: class recently, and you know, like you've been so supportive
Speaker 15: about me, you know, getting my assignments done and doing this,
Speaker 15: and you know how much I love spending time in
Speaker 15: the kitchen. I just really didn't want you to feel disappointed.
Speaker 6: So I've been Yeah, I've been talking to April.
Speaker 15: But you know, she's been kind of like a big
Speaker 15: sister to me because she's been helping me out with
Speaker 15: assignments and she's been sending me like recipes and stuff
Speaker 15: like that, and you know, as much as I'm getting
Speaker 15: done in the class on my own, you know, she's.
Speaker 6: Been like a real lifeline. Right.
Speaker 12: Well, I couldn't be disappointed in you. I mean, I
Speaker 12: love you, but does April know that she's like a
Speaker 12: big sister.
Speaker 6: I mean, well, I mean gay so.
Speaker 10: Well okay, I mean like like.
Speaker 6: Not to put her business out there.
Speaker 15: But like I'm pretty certain she has no interest in me.
Speaker 2: Gwynn thought that she was kind of flirty when she
Speaker 2: saw you guys hanging out.
Speaker 15: No, I mean like she you know, we've been we're close,
Speaker 15: but like when you're in the kitchen, like you try
Speaker 15: to have as much fun as you can, you know,
Speaker 15: even though it's kind of like an intense environment, you know,
Speaker 15: so like you will get playful, but like we never,
Speaker 15: at least for me, there's never been anything there.
Speaker 1: Is John your wife, he was really worried.
Speaker 15: Yeah, I'm like again, I feel bad though, because I
Speaker 15: don't want her to worry about me or with any woman.
Speaker 12: Oh well, it sort of changes everything. Knowing you know
Speaker 12: that April's preferences not men, because you know, they just
Speaker 12: say slirt, but it's not real flirting. So that makes
Speaker 12: me feel so much better. You know, it's it's or
Speaker 12: what's the what's the time I'm looking for? It's just
Speaker 12: it's not dangerous flirting, platonic. Yeah, I'm sorry, I you know,
Speaker 12: just doubted you. But that's the text thing, you know,
Speaker 12: to like late at night and whatever, and you just
Speaker 12: get so distracted.
Speaker 6: It just bothered me.
Speaker 15: So no, like I said, I can, I'll be more
Speaker 15: than happy to show you the text messagutes.
Speaker 6: But they're all just recipes.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 6: She's really been to help me carry through.
Speaker 1: Goodness.
Speaker 15: Yeah, I mean, if anyone's a danger in the house,
Speaker 15: it would more likely be you than me.
Speaker 1: Like she would be a danger because like the girl
Speaker 1: would come under her and him she would like to cheat.
Speaker 1: I was like, that's rude. I get it now.
Speaker 4: It sounds like you guys are going to be just fine.
Speaker 1: I hope.
Speaker 10: So yeah, I'm sorry, honey. I love you again.
Speaker 12: I didn't mean to be you know, I didn't want
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Speaker 4: Earth the specific Sherlock Holmes's assistant and friend has.
Speaker 1: What professional title, professional title.
Speaker 6: Past?
Speaker 1: What is the name of the world's largest rainforest.
Speaker 6: The Amazon?
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Speaker 4: And Frank what is the name of the tallest mountain
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Speaker 1: All right, go name the largest ocean on Earth.
Speaker 8: Seriously, the Pacific Atlantic? No, no, no, Pacific assistant and
Speaker 8: friend has what professional title?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 4: Smart dude, I don't know what is the name of
Speaker 4: the world's largest rainforest.
Speaker 1: I was at Rainforest Cafe. I can't name right now.
Speaker 1: What type of currency is used in Japan? I don't
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Speaker 7: Victoria didn get too correct, which is great, but mackenzie
Speaker 7: got four.
Speaker 3: Those.
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Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. Thank you for playing, McKenzie.
Speaker 6: Thank you.
Speaker 1: Let's get the answers now with Nina.
Speaker 4: The largest ocean on Earth is the Pacific Ocean. Sherlock
Speaker 4: Holmes's assistant and friend is Watson doctor John Watson that
Speaker 4: the name of the world's largest rainforest is the Amazon Rainforests.
Speaker 4: I mean the currency in Japan is the yen. The
Speaker 4: Diary of a Young Girl was written by Anne Frank
Speaker 4: I know that one. And the name of the tallest
Speaker 4: mountain in North America is Denali or Mount McKinley.
Speaker 1: Really the name changes with each administration. Oh really, I
Speaker 1: didn't know that.
Speaker 3: Why.
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna ask you, man administrations and naming, I'm
Speaker 2: glad they focus on what's really important.
Speaker 1: Is there a rainforest cafe in the Rainforest?
Speaker 2: I hope so now? Or is it just a cafe?
Speaker 2: Is the Amazon actually a cafe?
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, if you want to eat snakes and bugs,
Speaker 4: it could be a cafe.
Speaker 1: So what I'm hearing is technically I was right. Okay,
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Speaker 2: Zach is on the phone today for our first day
Speaker 2: follow up, and he's getting ghosted by Lilah. So in
Speaker 2: a few minutes we'll call her see if she'll tell
Speaker 2: us why she's ghosting him and maybe get him another date.
Speaker 2: But first, Zach, how long has it been since you
Speaker 2: heard from Lilah?
Speaker 11: Like maybe two weeks's if it's been a minute.
Speaker 1: We are you trying to hit her up in that time?
Speaker 10: So I did.
Speaker 11: Message her like a few times, and they may or
Speaker 11: may not have sent the memes, but like good ones,
Speaker 11: like you know, like like funny, like jokey ones, not
Speaker 11: like desperate memes.
Speaker 2: Okay, not like memes of somebody crying with the phone.
Speaker 11: I mean like some somewhere in between those two.
Speaker 4: I don't know how that is going to play out.
Speaker 4: But let's let's go backwards. Why don't you tell us
Speaker 4: about the date, Zach?
Speaker 1: How was it?
Speaker 6: I mean?
Speaker 10: I thought the date was fine.
Speaker 11: I thought everything went well basically it's actually kind of cool.
Speaker 11: I thought, fights it up first date, it's usually boring,
Speaker 11: let's do an escape room. So it was fun, but
Speaker 11: like it was low key stressful, you know, like but like.
Speaker 10: Seamework first date, you know, go big or go home? Right,
Speaker 10: take gigs, got some drinks.
Speaker 11: Afterwards, things were obviously more relaxed and less like pressure
Speaker 11: filled again, good sign. We stayed until the bar closed,
Speaker 11: like we were just talking and like, I don't know,
Speaker 11: she's so like so she's.
Speaker 10: Super smart, like annoyingly smart, like in a good way,
Speaker 10: Like she's funny.
Speaker 11: I don't know, like even though I was nervous, I
Speaker 11: was laughing, but it was like not just nervous laughing,
Speaker 11: you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: That's good.
Speaker 11: So it ended there was a kiss, not like you know,
Speaker 11: rom com like in the rain, like whatever moment, like a.
Speaker 6: Solid kiss, more than a peck, less than a makeout, you.
Speaker 1: Know, So like I thought that was good. Yeah, who
Speaker 1: kissed who? Or was it mutual?
Speaker 11: I made the first move, you know, but she leaned
Speaker 11: in ninety and ten right.
Speaker 6: Like let's take.
Speaker 2: It didn't seem like she was just kissing you because
Speaker 2: she had to like yeah I've been there.
Speaker 11: No, because that's like tech, that's like a peck, right,
Speaker 11: and then like as this.
Speaker 1: Is more than the past, okay, right, all right?
Speaker 2: And how did you end things with? They were like
Speaker 2: what did you did she say she wanted to see
Speaker 2: you again? Anything like that?
Speaker 11: I mean, I didn't specifically say like what are you
Speaker 11: doing next week? I just was like I agree, yeah,
Speaker 11: like you know, like I'll call you or whatever, you know,
Speaker 11: I'll text you and she's like, okay, cool and then
Speaker 11: that that was that was it.
Speaker 4: Is there anything that happened on the date that could
Speaker 4: have thrown it off? Like what went wrong?
Speaker 1: You think?
Speaker 11: I mean sometimes I can get like competitive when I mean,
Speaker 11: you know, like playing games and stuff. So in Escape Room,
Speaker 11: like maybe I was getting to like passionates I guess like, hey,
Speaker 11: you have that key like things.
Speaker 1: Did you freak out at all, like like a huge
Speaker 1: freak out or something.
Speaker 11: No, we escaped, which was nice. It wasn't one of
Speaker 11: those like horror ones where like.
Speaker 6: Zombies e if you don't get it.
Speaker 11: It was they escape, you know, escape the room. It
Speaker 11: gets hectic and a little stressful, but like in.
Speaker 6: A good way.
Speaker 1: OK.
Speaker 11: So I felt like this possible that maybe I'd rubbed
Speaker 11: it the wrong way by being like.
Speaker 6: Oh I grabbed that key and you know, but she
Speaker 6: was kind.
Speaker 10: Of doing the same thing to me, so I don't know, So.
Speaker 1: Like be honest with yourself.
Speaker 4: Was it more like giving orders or was it like
Speaker 4: more of a playful you do it.
Speaker 1: No, and then I'll do this.
Speaker 11: I want to say it was playful, but it.
Speaker 10: Might have been orders.
Speaker 6: I don't know.
Speaker 10: That's the thing is, sometimes you can't see yourself.
Speaker 11: If I was like standing outside myself watching maybe, but
Speaker 11: I'm saying I know I can't get like that.
Speaker 6: I just don't know if that's how.
Speaker 1: It came, or maybe she read it wrong.
Speaker 2: You know, maybe you throw a look and you weren't
Speaker 2: like annoyed at her, but maybe were thinking about something.
Speaker 1: She's like, oh, wow, you know what I mean, it happened,
Speaker 1: that happens.
Speaker 10: Maybe Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2: There I would kind of explain that would probably not
Speaker 2: get you enough day.
Speaker 10: Yeah, I don't think I did that.
Speaker 2: I didn't do that, all right, man, Well, well pla
Speaker 2: us so come back and then call her and see
Speaker 2: if she'll tell us why she's ghosting you and maybe.
Speaker 1: Get you another date.
Speaker 10: Okay, appreciate you.
Speaker 2: Appreciate you too, man, Plus on, come back, give your
Speaker 2: first day follow up next. If you're just joining us
Speaker 2: for today's first day follow up. Zach is on the
Speaker 2: phone and he's getting ghosted by Lilas. So we're about
Speaker 2: to call her and see if she'll tell us why
Speaker 2: she's ghosting him and maybe get him another date. But first, Zach,
Speaker 2: why don't you catch us up on your situation?
Speaker 10: Yeah, I mean she is super gorgeous, super smart.
Speaker 11: I felt like, okay, let's you know, like, let's go
Speaker 11: big and we went to an escape room first date.
Speaker 11: I felt like that was a big swing and I
Speaker 11: thought it went pretty well. We did kiss, we escaped
Speaker 11: the room, when your drinks afterwards, kiss at the end
Speaker 11: of the day. Ghostings since then, I feel like maybe
Speaker 11: maybe if I had to guess, like, I know, I
Speaker 11: can get competitive, so maybe I was a little competitive
Speaker 11: in the escape room. Maybe, you know, she felt like
Speaker 11: I was too pushy. I'm not sure that could potentially
Speaker 11: be it.
Speaker 10: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Okay, are you ready for us to call her?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 1: All right, here we go.
Speaker 6: Hello.
Speaker 1: Hi, may I speak Tolilah? Please? This is Slilah, Hi Leilah.
Speaker 3: How are you?
Speaker 1: My name is Jewbel. I'm calling from a radio show.
Speaker 1: It's called The Jewel Show. Hililah. I'm Nina. Also on
Speaker 1: the show. Hi, I'm Victoria.
Speaker 6: Wow.
Speaker 10: Hi, So this is wait. So this is one of
Speaker 10: those radio shows.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it is. It's one of those. Have you ever
Speaker 1: listened to The Jewbel Show before?
Speaker 16: I'm sure here and there, I guess I'm not. I
Speaker 16: don't know.
Speaker 10: I usually just kind of listen to whatever's on my phone.
Speaker 10: I guess.
Speaker 2: Okay, well, hopefully it's us sometimes cool if we'll check
Speaker 2: it out. But anyway, we do a segment on our
Speaker 2: show and it's called the first Date follow Up. What
Speaker 2: that is is if you go on a day with
Speaker 2: somebody and you end up ghosting them, they can email
Speaker 2: us to get you on the phone and ask why
Speaker 2: you're ghosting them. So we actually got an email about
Speaker 2: you from someone who does have us on their phone.
Speaker 10: Okay, oh my god. So so people actually do this.
Speaker 10: Yeah I didn't think this was real.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, they do actually do this, and you're one
Speaker 2: of those people right now.
Speaker 1: How's it feel?
Speaker 6: Yay?
Speaker 1: Congrats?
Speaker 16: Oh I don't know.
Speaker 10: And wait, what is this about? I'm so sorry? What
Speaker 10: is this about?
Speaker 13: Again?
Speaker 1: Well, you went on a date with a guy named
Speaker 1: Zach recently.
Speaker 10: M okay, yeah, and.
Speaker 1: Zach said he really liked you, but he hasn't heard
Speaker 1: from you since the date.
Speaker 2: It's been like two weeks and he's wondering if you
Speaker 2: wouldn't mind telling us why you're ghosting him?
Speaker 16: Oh yeah, I mean yeah, I'm ghosting him because he's
Speaker 16: a liar.
Speaker 1: Oh oh, a liar? What is he lying about?
Speaker 6: You know what I mean?
Speaker 16: I thought the date was fun and cute, but after
Speaker 16: the date, I just realized that I can't really trust anything.
Speaker 10: He says.
Speaker 6: Okay, hold up, what can't you What can't you trust?
Speaker 10: What I said?
Speaker 2: I that was a lie that Zach He's actually on
Speaker 2: the phone listening and wants to talk to.
Speaker 3: You, And.
Speaker 6: Oh my god, I.
Speaker 16: Want a liar because we were in an escape room
Speaker 16: and he basically told his whole like backstory that was
Speaker 16: not true to the escape room staff to get extra
Speaker 16: clues to be able to.
Speaker 10: Come up with a lie.
Speaker 16: That that quick is just disturbing to me, Like that's like,
Speaker 16: that's not okay.
Speaker 2: Do you think the fact that he came up with
Speaker 2: a lie real quick, like in an escape room is
Speaker 2: like he'll do that all the time.
Speaker 1: Is that what you're saying?
Speaker 16: I mean, I can't put it past him, and that fast, like.
Speaker 10: It was so fast.
Speaker 7: As a good liar myself, she probably has a point here.
Speaker 1: Thank you for the self awareness.
Speaker 16: And for something so small and to get free clues
Speaker 16: Like that's crazy. Wait a minute, hold up, I got
Speaker 16: the clues right.
Speaker 11: We needed to get out of the escape room, right, Like,
Speaker 11: I'm competitive, that's not I wasn't lying.
Speaker 10: I didn't lie to them and tell them like something.
Speaker 10: I don't understand that I'm not lying. I'm confused. Okay,
Speaker 10: but that's what a liar would say. Well, we got
Speaker 10: out of the escape room, didn't we, Like.
Speaker 6: Wasn't that what we're supposed to I mean yeah, but yeah,
Speaker 6: but at what costs?
Speaker 3: You mean?
Speaker 6: Here we are?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 6: What do you.
Speaker 10: Consider a lie?
Speaker 11: Like, if I'm a liar, then you're a liar because
Speaker 11: you have brown hair?
Speaker 1: What is that supposed to mean?
Speaker 10: Because on your dating profile you have blonde hair, So
Speaker 10: I guess you're a liar.
Speaker 6: Thing that you have.
Speaker 10: One colored hair and you don't.
Speaker 16: Okay, that's not even close to the same thing.
Speaker 10: But that's however you want to Yil.
Speaker 6: It's fine whatever.
Speaker 11: Liar hold each other names all day doesn't mean it's Realilo.
Speaker 1: Would you like to go on another day? Was that
Speaker 1: will pay for it?
Speaker 10: I don't think so.
Speaker 16: I just don't really think I can trust him to
Speaker 16: be honest.
Speaker 6: But was that a lie?
Speaker 10: So you really mean you do? You want to go
Speaker 10: on a day truth.
Speaker 16: Look, I'm sorry, you're clearly triggered, but like you did lie,
Speaker 16: you lied, and you know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 6: I want to know what you're referring to.
Speaker 10: Was what I think you're talking about? That is not lying?
Speaker 11: Just by omitting the truth is not a lie, Like
Speaker 11: it's just.
Speaker 16: Omitting the truth is a lie? Keeping the truth from
Speaker 16: someone has a lie. That is how a lie is defined.
Speaker 11: So I'm just supposed to say everything that I know
Speaker 11: in the entire world to every person that I know
Speaker 11: to make sure that I'm not lying by not saying
Speaker 11: everything in the world just because I happen to know
Speaker 11: a lot about that last name, Like I could be
Speaker 11: that guy's uncle, Like who's.
Speaker 10: The same You don't know?
Speaker 1: What are we talking about?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 1: Well, Zach, I'm sorry know no second day, who's that guy?
Speaker 10: That could be the truth? Like ancestor is that common
Speaker 10: and whatnot? Like that could be the truth?
Speaker 6: You don't know.
Speaker 11: I'm thinking you don't know either, So like a why
Speaker 11: that you know everything?
Speaker 6: Okay?
Speaker 10: Wait, then she said, like it was supposed to be
Speaker 10: no flyar on your lying roundlyar no, you will first
Speaker 10: day follow it on here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm trying to get in touch with my husband.
Speaker 2: I banged on the door because he was a woman
Speaker 2: who is talking to a cop because she through a
Speaker 2: brick through her ex husband's window, knocking on his door.
Speaker 1: Did you launch anything in there? Sure? Yes, a foreign
Speaker 1: lawyer for what we're bringing the window break breaks the window,
Speaker 1: the window. Do you want to speak to me about it?
Speaker 1: We can speak with you. Yes, I want to speak
Speaker 1: with you.
Speaker 5: Give me from our window the door, she sounds, really
Speaker 5: she does.
Speaker 1: Did one of us throw a brick through it? NeXT's window?
Speaker 1: Who knows?
Speaker 2: We'll find out what's going on with us. We check
Speaker 2: in with the show right after this. It's the Jewel showIn.
Speaker 1: Your heart is true? Your ellan down right.
Speaker 2: About in everyone a little? The biggest gift would be
Speaker 2: from me, and the car detached would say thank you.
Speaker 2: Every iconic show has their wacky cast of characters, and
Speaker 2: the Jebil Show is no different. Why it's the Jewbil
Speaker 2: Show with your drunk nd Hi And then there's everybody's
Speaker 2: younger sister Victoria Ramirez Hi and who could forget the
Speaker 2: quirky neighbor kid that lives next door and pops by
Speaker 2: every once in a while to see if you want
Speaker 2: to come see her new pet Ostrich feather Swift perform
Speaker 2: her version of the Arast. Tickets are only three hundred
Speaker 2: dollars oh our social media producer Gabby, she's very talented.
Speaker 2: Also there's producer Brad, he's a dad. Hey there, chief,
Speaker 2: And then there's me. My name's Jewbel and this is
Speaker 2: the Jewel Show and this is the time of week
Speaker 2: where we find out what was going on in our lives.
Speaker 1: So Nina was up with you this week.
Speaker 4: So I've been learning farsieh again, that's so cool. So
Speaker 4: when I was younger, my parents put me in so
Speaker 4: Farsie is the language that they speak in Iran. My
Speaker 4: dad is from Iran, and so I just thought, well,
Speaker 4: at this point in my life, it's probably a good idea.
Speaker 1: If I try to speak it.
Speaker 2: Are you gonna get a job as a translator because
Speaker 2: those translators that this week Farsie get paid like three
Speaker 2: hundred andreand a year.
Speaker 4: Whoa, it's been tailing me that and that would be
Speaker 4: a legit side hustle. But ever since Gabby, our social
Speaker 4: media producer, told me about this app. This is not
Speaker 4: an ad, by the way, Pimsler. I was like, I
Speaker 4: wish I get out and see if I can do this,
Speaker 4: and so on. Every morning on my way to work,
Speaker 4: I take a little class what I know. So I'm
Speaker 4: in my car speaking Farsie to myself on my way
Speaker 4: to work to wake up my vocal cords. Something in farcie. Okay,
Speaker 4: thank you, I said, Iranian food is really good. Oh
Speaker 4: I thought you said something else. And what I use
Speaker 4: all the time carnan. I have to work. Victoria, what's
Speaker 4: up with you this week?
Speaker 8: Oh my gosh, guys, this last weekend I went snowboarding,
Speaker 8: and let me tell you, I was killing it with
Speaker 8: those s curves sewn white.
Speaker 1: Had nothing on me.
Speaker 13: I wait, wait, because I went snowboarding with Victoria.
Speaker 1: Were we on the same malat Gabby social media shiming in?
Speaker 10: No?
Speaker 1: Okay, actually you were doing really good. Thank you. To
Speaker 1: start out. The first time we got on.
Speaker 7: The lift, I had my back to Victoria and all of.
Speaker 1: A sudden, they stopped the lift. I look back. She's
Speaker 1: hanging on to the lift by a thread. Her little
Speaker 1: feet are dangling. I'm trying to kick her off on
Speaker 1: the list. I'm trying to pull her out the emergency stop.
Speaker 2: The whole lift for you's so bad.
Speaker 1: Laying over it was a line and I was like,
Speaker 1: I looked back and I was like, guys, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1: I just turned something me like, it's okay. I tried it.
Speaker 1: Gabby was like holding on to me, and I was
Speaker 1: trying so hard to jump. I could not jump. So
Speaker 1: finally I just like grabbed the tie of the chair
Speaker 1: and pulled. Just picture your feet just dangling in the air.
Speaker 7: She's like kicking around trying to cool her.
Speaker 4: I'm picturing one of those fish that gets caught and
Speaker 4: like tries to wiggle so much, so hard just to
Speaker 4: get off the hook, and it never does.
Speaker 1: Until it gets tired and it stops. That's how I
Speaker 1: see you. I finally made it, and we made it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we did it. A good job.
Speaker 7: So Sean White has nothing on you because he wouldn't
Speaker 7: give you the time.
Speaker 8: And after we get on then it's me and Shohn White.
Speaker 8: Go ahead.
Speaker 1: Was up with you this week?
Speaker 10: Well?
Speaker 7: I was thinking a lot about different inventions and stuff,
Speaker 7: and I really don't think the shovel gets enough credit
Speaker 7: for how groundbreaking it is.
Speaker 1: All Right, very much. Does it break ground?
Speaker 13: Thow?
Speaker 1: It doesn't it does it? Literally, that's its job, it
Speaker 1: breaks ground. Yes, it was in the dirt. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: I was thinking of a sidewalk shoveling snow. That's what
Speaker 1: I was thinking. I know.
Speaker 7: That's why I I also stayed up all night last night.
Speaker 7: I'm very tired today trying to figure out where the
Speaker 7: sun went. Then it dawned on me.
Speaker 1: Huh, oh, took a what's going on with you? What
Speaker 1: was one with me?
Speaker 2: Is I think that my dog, mister Peeves, my pet, Peeve,
Speaker 2: my doberman.
Speaker 1: I think he really hates me. Why.
Speaker 2: I know he already doesn't like me very much anyway,
Speaker 2: because I'm the guy that says no all the time.
Speaker 1: Okay, he just tells him not to do things. That's
Speaker 1: so fun.
Speaker 2: But I had him castrated. Okay, well it's called when
Speaker 2: it's yea yeah, okay, yeah, I did that.
Speaker 1: I was going with it. I took them away.
Speaker 2: I took them away from him, and so I think
Speaker 2: he's already angry about that. But when I'm playing the piano,
Speaker 2: I will sing songs about it. Yeah, And he looks
Speaker 2: at me from across the room and stares at me
Speaker 2: as if he knows what I'm saying. So I'll be
Speaker 2: playing like my name's mister Peeves, and I got you know,
Speaker 2: and I'll go into the details when and the other
Speaker 2: day he actually walked up next to me while I
Speaker 2: was playing, and I was like, oh, hello, mister Beas,
Speaker 2: you want to hear your song? And I started playing
Speaker 2: it and he literally growled and then walked away.
Speaker 1: Yea, he deserved that, actually deserve that. Psychological It's time
Speaker 1: for Nina is what's trending.
Speaker 4: So Turists continue to flee Santorini in Greece, not just Taurists,
Speaker 4: people in general. Thousands a day. They've been having earthquakes.
Speaker 4: They've had over a thousand earthquakes with a magnitude of
Speaker 4: five point two and larger. So basically it's every couple
Speaker 4: of minutes they're shaking. And I guess something like this
Speaker 4: hasn't happened since nineteen sixty four, and Santorini is on
Speaker 4: top of a volcano, but they're saying that it has
Speaker 4: nothing to do with that because the last time that
Speaker 4: volcano erupted was in the fifties, so they're not sure
Speaker 4: what it is. But people are like, nah, I'm not
Speaker 4: trying to play. Is it going to get out of here?
Speaker 4: They won't know one it's gonna stop.
Speaker 7: No, I'm really to go to Europe and I'm wondering
Speaker 7: if this might be my chance.
Speaker 1: Super check. Yeah, I have a lot of cash leaning around.
Speaker 1: I go to earthquake ally for sure. Yeah, I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm sure it's still beautiful. Santorini is one of my
Speaker 1: favorite places on the planet. Drap a go to my
Speaker 1: head and be like, oh, okay, that's scary.
Speaker 4: But some of the locals are saying, you know, they're
Speaker 4: not going to go anywhere, and that now that they
Speaker 4: can just have some peace and quiet because the like
Speaker 4: just a little shaken.
Speaker 1: I'm not worried about it.
Speaker 4: Nobody's been hurt, just some buildings have cracked, but everything
Speaker 4: is still standing. That's scary, but it is terrifying. Yeah,
Speaker 4: every couple of minutes the islands shaking.
Speaker 8: Well, those buildings that are cracky, it's like they're gonna
Speaker 8: sat well.
Speaker 1: Hopefully it'll stop soon and then they can repair it
Speaker 1: and it'll be fine.
Speaker 2: But center and there's some tourists that just kiss and
Speaker 2: were like, wow, did you feel the earth?
Speaker 1: This is magical and then they're like, holy grab, it's
Speaker 1: actually moving and stop wait. I like that first part.
Speaker 1: That's like a movie. One of my most magical is in.
Speaker 4: Great so that would shake there anyway, Blake Lively Man
Speaker 4: is not having a nice time this time. It's not
Speaker 4: even Justin that's coming after her and suing her. It's
Speaker 4: a PR firm. So when Blake initially started talking about
Speaker 4: all of these allegations against Justin Baldoni and this drama
Speaker 4: that's going on and on about their movie, she also
Speaker 4: had mentioned a PR firm, and so that particular firm
Speaker 4: is like, no, girl, this is defamation. We're coming after you.
Speaker 4: It's not looking good for her and Ryan Reynolds. Honestly,
Speaker 4: it just I mean, it just keeps on adding up.
Speaker 4: So now, yeah, she's being sued by them.
Speaker 8: What did you just see? Her new movie, A simple Favorite.
Speaker 8: The first one came out a while back with Anna Kendrick.
Speaker 8: The second one everyone's been wanting it. They already says
Speaker 8: it's going to come out. It's not even going to
Speaker 8: the movie theaters anymore. It's just going to go straight
Speaker 8: to streaming because.
Speaker 1: They're like, we don't want to. I mean, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: watch because too.
Speaker 8: But oh man, not even like coming to theaters is
Speaker 8: a big thing.
Speaker 1: I'm like, dang that sucks. Wow, that does suck.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Okay, well I told you man, we're just going
Speaker 4: to continue to watch this every day. It's going to
Speaker 4: keep blowing up until they have their day in court
Speaker 4: next year.
Speaker 1: No, oh, it was tomorrow.
Speaker 4: Can they move it off elations and all of the
Speaker 4: suits start to pile up?
Speaker 1: Can they just bump it up a little?
Speaker 3: Tit?
Speaker 1: I was just talking to someone about this the other day.
Speaker 7: We have in this country, we have a right to
Speaker 7: a fair and speedy trial, right, and in Pennsylvania you
Speaker 7: have to get the trial done in under a year.
Speaker 1: Whoa really? Because they like the constitution in Pennsylvania.
Speaker 7: Okay, in California, apparently constitution just doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: Seedy is four You.
Speaker 7: We need the answers to this now. This is of
Speaker 7: national security importance.
Speaker 1: Okay, tell them that.
Speaker 4: But thank you for bringing up Pennsylvania because that takes
Speaker 4: me to my next story. Over forty thousand dollars worth
Speaker 4: of eggs we're just stolen from a trial in Pennsylvania because.
Speaker 1: We have the right to eggs. Forty thousand dollars hundred thousand.
Speaker 5: Eggs like a carton. They're so expensive. Now it's one
Speaker 5: hundred thousand eggs.
Speaker 4: One hundred thousand eggs were stolen from the back of
Speaker 4: a distribution trailer.
Speaker 1: Can you believe that? Wait?
Speaker 4: One hundred thousand eggs worth forty thousand dollars. Now they're
Speaker 4: gonna take it. They're gonna go sell those eggs on
Speaker 4: the black market and make a killing. And I don't
Speaker 4: know it's a black marketer.
Speaker 2: It's just the back fucking egg gets you on your
Speaker 2: GRAMD one doesn' eggs?
Speaker 1: You want a chicken on the steal your chicken. But
Speaker 1: that's what's trending.
Speaker 10: Jewbles Dirty little Secret?
Speaker 1: Hello, Hello, Hey, you have a dirty little secret. Yes
Speaker 1: I do, Sweet, what is it?
Speaker 3: I slept with my ex's mom.
Speaker 1: Man, this is really happening a lot. Can I ask why?
Speaker 3: The best revenge ever?
Speaker 1: So this was after you guys broke up.
Speaker 3: After my excheated on me?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Oh wait, how did you get to see?
Speaker 14: But yeah?
Speaker 1: Like, can you walk us up to that point? Like
Speaker 1: how did the mom say? Yes? Okay?
Speaker 3: So a couple of moments after I found out my
Speaker 3: ex had she hit it on me. So Basically, while
Speaker 3: I was working, my ex would go over to my
Speaker 3: friend's house and you know, hooked up with him for
Speaker 3: I think I was going on for like a couple
Speaker 3: of months. One day I come to my apartner and
Speaker 3: she's gone, but things are gone, the dog's gone, and
Speaker 3: she just leaves me a note, Oh, I'm cheating on
Speaker 3: you with your friend, and I'm gone, are you awful?
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry.
Speaker 3: It's fine her laugh.
Speaker 4: Now I feel like, good for you for sleeping with
Speaker 4: her mom and get to the mom.
Speaker 3: So a couple of months passed by, and one day
Speaker 3: at my job, I ran into my ex's mom and
Speaker 3: it's like, hey, tomorrow I'm going to go get coffee
Speaker 3: at the Starbucks down the street. You want to meet
Speaker 3: up or sometimes the chat catch up. I'm like, yeah, sure,
Speaker 3: all right. So the following day I went, we're talking whatever.
Speaker 3: She asked me, oh, do you want to ride to
Speaker 3: your thing? Because I had those walk there it's like
Speaker 3: maybe a five minute walk from my house. I'm like, yeah, sure,
Speaker 3: she's dropping me off. I go to get her to
Speaker 3: give her a kiss on his cheek. Because of we're
Speaker 3: Puerto Rican, that's the thing we do to say hello
Speaker 3: and goodbye. And as I go to kiss her on
Speaker 3: the sheet, she pulls me in she starts making that
Speaker 3: with me. Well, I brought her inside and stuff happened.
Speaker 1: Wow, so the mom initiated it. Does a daughter know? Oh?
Speaker 3: My ex definitely found out tuned down at my job.
Speaker 10: He got arrested.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, how arrested?
Speaker 3: She started throwing stuff in my job. I was working
Speaker 3: on gas station at the time.
Speaker 1: Wow. Hey, at least it was drawing.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, like that's like really really good revenge to
Speaker 3: your mom and you went to jail.
Speaker 1: Oh well, thanks for telling us your dirty little secret.
Speaker 3: All right, no power man, you have it up.
Speaker 1: You have a dirty little secret.
Speaker 12: I do sometimes I lick my cat like with my tongue.
Speaker 1: What you lick your cat like?
Speaker 16: Yeah?
Speaker 12: Well, I just you know what, I think, you know what,
Speaker 12: he misses it from his mom because that's.
Speaker 10: How cats, you know, they grow up and stuff.
Speaker 6: And so I adopted him.
Speaker 12: When he was like one year old, and I just
Speaker 12: think he probably misses it.
Speaker 6: So yeah, I just I just.
Speaker 10: Used a tongue strape around myself afterwards. Yeah, I look
Speaker 10: him all day.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, you choke on hairballs.
Speaker 2: You also pick him up by the back of his
Speaker 2: neck by your mouth like a mama cat.
Speaker 1: I don't do that, but actually that's a really good idea.
Speaker 10: Maybe I should.
Speaker 1: Love y'all, that's what I love. Why don't you do
Speaker 1: that for your cat, Victoria, I'm not doing that. I'm
Speaker 1: sorry doing that.
Speaker 2: If you try to pick your cat up by its
Speaker 2: neck with your mouth, you might hurt your neck in
Speaker 2: a little overweight.
Speaker 1: No, she's mimosas perfectly flushed. You can really tell, you.
Speaker 10: Can really tell.
Speaker 6: It makes the difference.
Speaker 1: Like, just try it, Okay, I maybe I'll get.
Speaker 4: Is like a weapon for towel, Like those adult stores
Speaker 4: have those fake tongues. I bet you if you use
Speaker 4: one of those and got it, you know, that would
Speaker 4: be like that.
Speaker 1: Oh love h Well, thank you for your dirty little secret.
Speaker 5: All right, Vig, what's your dirty little secret.