WEBVTT - How the Spanish Inquisition Worked

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to you stuff you should know from house Stuff

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<v Speaker 1>Josh Clark with Charles W. Chuck Bryant, and Jerome Rowland. Jerry,

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<v Speaker 1>that's j E. R. I. Yeah, for those who don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>we've ever said that, and we get many, many variations. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's it's mind boggling to mean that some people get

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<v Speaker 1>it right. And Jerry's a lady. Yes, shews. We'll just

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<v Speaker 1>go ahead and you know, get that out there. I

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<v Speaker 1>think that most people knew that, right, most people new

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<v Speaker 1>listeners are producers. J E. R. Right, the lady, Oh night,

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<v Speaker 1>that's a T shirt right there. Uh okay, well we

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<v Speaker 1>have that settled officially. If anybody ever asked, we can

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<v Speaker 1>just send them the link to the Spanish Inquisition episode. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I've been singing the History of the World Part one

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<v Speaker 1>song all day. Yeah, I was gonna ask, how how

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<v Speaker 1>shall we start this with with the song or with

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<v Speaker 1>the Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition. Uh so either of

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<v Speaker 1>mel Brooks or Monty Python. Well, they're both great to

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<v Speaker 1>you do one and I'll do the other at the

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<v Speaker 1>same time. The Inquisition. No one expects the Spanish Inquisition.

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<v Speaker 1>I watched that bit again today too, and I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>that's good. He got me l o LD. Wow. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>Flying Circuits one of the great sketch shows of all time.

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<v Speaker 1>I think I'm curious, Chuck, what percentage of l O

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<v Speaker 1>L s do you think are actually symbolic of a

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<v Speaker 1>real laugh out loud, like when people say that, even

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<v Speaker 1>if it's a chuckle. Yeah, I don't know. I never

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<v Speaker 1>say l O L though, always say like, oh, I've

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<v Speaker 1>seen you. No, I have to dude, I've never typed

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<v Speaker 1>l O L. That is not for any Internet shorthand.

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<v Speaker 1>That's true. It's is so true. To find the documentations, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to find it. I didn't expect the third degree.

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<v Speaker 1>Nobody expects the third degree. That's what my family said.

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<v Speaker 1>We said the third degree, not the Spanish Inquisition third degree.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh my family just left everybody alone. That must uh so, Chuck, Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>you've heard of the Spanish Inquisition obviously, are you? Were

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<v Speaker 1>you familiar with the actual thing, like beyond the seventies

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<v Speaker 1>and the nineteen seventies, No, with money Python and mel Brooks. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't know a whole lot about it. Was this

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<v Speaker 1>one was a delight to learn. Yeah, it was one

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<v Speaker 1>of those things in history where you realize a man,

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<v Speaker 1>it has it all. Frankly, there was more to it

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<v Speaker 1>than just what we thought, and it's possibly misunderstood. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>there's a lot of controversy surrounding how uh deep it

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<v Speaker 1>went and how bloody it got, and uh a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of people are still duking it out. Yeah, and that's

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<v Speaker 1>a that's it makes sense. Pope John Paul put it

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<v Speaker 1>very well when he said, and I'm paraphrasing here that um, like, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>the Inquisition happened. Yes it was super messed up. Let's

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<v Speaker 1>find out exactly how messed up it is so the

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<v Speaker 1>church can be fully penitent h under um, being fully informed.

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<v Speaker 1>But he wasn't saying, like, stop making such a big

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<v Speaker 1>deal about the inquisition everywhere, because it was a big

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<v Speaker 1>deal because it was using, um, a court system, pretty

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<v Speaker 1>much a perverted court system, and now the kind that's

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<v Speaker 1>like you know, rusty and eugene like perverted meaning like

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<v Speaker 1>twisted and grotesque. Um two route people out based on

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<v Speaker 1>the idea that there they weren't pious enough or pious

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<v Speaker 1>in the right ways. And even that was disingenuous because

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<v Speaker 1>ultimately it was used to consolidate power. Yeah, and I

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<v Speaker 1>saw other remarks from historians it even more ultimately, perhaps

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<v Speaker 1>it was a way to get money. Yeah, so power

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<v Speaker 1>and money. I think. So the whole thing just disgusting

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<v Speaker 1>at its core, and it's a real blemish on the

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<v Speaker 1>history of both the Church and Europe. Um. But it

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<v Speaker 1>did happen. But it's also possible that just how bad

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<v Speaker 1>it was, like you're saying was was exaggerated over the years.

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<v Speaker 1>So let's talk about this. We're talking specifically about the

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<v Speaker 1>Spanish Inquisition, but you can't really just talk about the

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<v Speaker 1>Spanish Inquisition. It didn't happen in a vacuum. It was

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<v Speaker 1>part of a larger thing that the inquisition in general.

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<v Speaker 1>Um which is basically a court system where the court

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<v Speaker 1>is actually responsible for trying you rather than being an

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<v Speaker 1>impartial spectator referee. Yeah, it's called the tribunal. Basically, there's

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<v Speaker 1>no jury. It's the judge decides whether you're guilty or

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<v Speaker 1>not and what your fate will be, right, which is

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<v Speaker 1>kind of uneasy for the person who's being tried. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you got one. Well, I think maybe a couple of

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<v Speaker 1>inquisitive wors uh might have been at work at times,

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<v Speaker 1>but it definitely wasn't like a jury system by any

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<v Speaker 1>means none at all. Um. There were also some other

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<v Speaker 1>characteristics of a UM inquisition. You were not allowed to

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<v Speaker 1>know who is accusing you, and anyone could accuse you.

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<v Speaker 1>You had to testify whether you wanted to or not

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<v Speaker 1>without any help. Yeah, and like you said, anybody could

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<v Speaker 1>accuse you. Other criminals could accuse you, family members, other

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<v Speaker 1>other heretics. And that was the whole point of this

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<v Speaker 1>was to root out heretics, people who UM were who

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<v Speaker 1>held beliefs that flew in the face of church church orthodoxy. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and I think we should get into this a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit because there's a broad definition of heretic. Like what

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<v Speaker 1>they could actually ring people up for was vast. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>it wasn't like your Thai Catholic or you're a non

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<v Speaker 1>Christian atheist, like most of these people were either converts

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<v Speaker 1>to Catholicism, you know, forced converts like Jews or Muslims,

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<v Speaker 1>or you know, it could have been anything from bigamy

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<v Speaker 1>to quote superstitions was one of the things. Yeah, there

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<v Speaker 1>are a lot of witches who were rooted out solicitation

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<v Speaker 1>and this is all by the way from the archive. Um.

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<v Speaker 1>They eventually um opened up the Secret Archives. The Catholic

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<v Speaker 1>Church did about all this. Yeah, that's capitalized by the way,

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<v Speaker 1>secret archives. That's a really it's a title. Um. And

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<v Speaker 1>so they actually had percentages of the of what people

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<v Speaker 1>were were brought in for. And like I said, most

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<v Speaker 1>of them was because you were a different faith. But

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<v Speaker 1>one of them was a miscellaneous two or three thousand

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<v Speaker 1>people freemasonry, sodomy, bigamy, superstitions, basically anything that they could

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<v Speaker 1>cook up that they wanted to cook up. Okay, so

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<v Speaker 1>let's if they wanted to and that was heresy and

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<v Speaker 1>that was the umbrella crime that was being investigated by

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<v Speaker 1>the inquisitions. Yeah, supposedly you had to be um. You

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<v Speaker 1>had to be teaching these beliefs just to other people,

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<v Speaker 1>not just simply like a quiet believer of these uh

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<v Speaker 1>heretic things. Um. And you had to be doing it

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<v Speaker 1>of your own free will and like not be like

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<v Speaker 1>if you were under the influence of Satan. Hey, and

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<v Speaker 1>you had to um still hold this belief publicly even

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<v Speaker 1>after being corrected, even after its pointed out that what

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<v Speaker 1>you what you believe is heresy. So you want to

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<v Speaker 1>correct yourself yeah, so if you didn't correct, if you

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<v Speaker 1>didn't auto correct, then uh, yeah, you're right. So let's

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<v Speaker 1>take it back, um a little further back in the day. Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>Christians were very much persecuted and we're thrown to the

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<v Speaker 1>lions and were, Um there's there they were. They were

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<v Speaker 1>very much mistreated. And apparently they kind of took that

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<v Speaker 1>in a lot the same way that um maybe uh

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<v Speaker 1>Pip squeak, who's bullied and then bulks up over time, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>would treat being bullied. Um. The Christians did much the

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<v Speaker 1>same thing. Either that or they had a very short memory.

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<v Speaker 1>Because Um, after Constantine the Great converted to Christianity, he

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<v Speaker 1>was the Roman emperor. Um, all of a sudden, the Church,

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<v Speaker 1>the Catholic Church, started to enjoy a lot of power,

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<v Speaker 1>and that power grew and grew and grew. Um. And

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<v Speaker 1>then all of a sudden, there were monarchies all over

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<v Speaker 1>Europe that were Catholic, They considered themselves Catholic, they associated

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<v Speaker 1>with the Catholic Church, they were in cahoots with the pope,

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<v Speaker 1>and they they became very powerful. The Church became a

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<v Speaker 1>very powerful institution. Um. And one of the ways that

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<v Speaker 1>it's I did it was going to spread its power

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<v Speaker 1>and maintain its power. Was to squash anything that was

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<v Speaker 1>outside the purview of Catholic orthodoxy. Anything that the Pope

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<v Speaker 1>said was not kosher was um not okay, it was heresy.

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<v Speaker 1>And this is at the same time there are a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of different sects of Christianity, of Catholicism, even that

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<v Speaker 1>we're starting to gain in popularity. So things like the

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<v Speaker 1>Illuminati came out of this um era and the cars

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<v Speaker 1>like very spiritual uh groups that were Christian and identify

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<v Speaker 1>as Christian but thought the Pope was corrupt, and the

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<v Speaker 1>Pope said, or we're coming after you guys. And this

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<v Speaker 1>was the first Inquisition. Yeah, there were even uh persecution

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<v Speaker 1>of fellow Christians, Protestant Christians, Lutheran Christians. So it wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>necessarily just your Jew or your Muslim. No, these were

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<v Speaker 1>Christians initially. It wasn't until the Spanish Inquisition that Jews

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<v Speaker 1>were targeted. It was um during the medieval or Papal

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<v Speaker 1>Inquisition starting and I think twelve thirty one under Pope

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<v Speaker 1>Gregory the ninth, he issued a papal bull that said, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>we're going after heretics and we're going to use uh inquisitions. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and that was the start, that's right, twelve thirty one,

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<v Speaker 1>and uh, he picked the what was known as the

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<v Speaker 1>Dominican Order, which was not Dominicans in Dominican Republic, but

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<v Speaker 1>founded by Saint Dominic de Guzman Um. And they were

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<v Speaker 1>apparently like super smart and really knowledgeable, and they were

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<v Speaker 1>the people too, I guess, the a team to go

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<v Speaker 1>about conducting this first inquisition. Right. So this was under

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<v Speaker 1>King Ferdinand two and Queen Isabella, and it says there

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<v Speaker 1>were secular rulers. Do you know what that means? Uh?

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<v Speaker 1>Did they not identify as Catholic or they just that

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't there? No, they definitely did. I think what they

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<v Speaker 1>were saying was they weren't. It wasn't like the pope.

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<v Speaker 1>It was they were like, Okay, they were the head

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<v Speaker 1>of government. Okay, that makes sense, Yeah, I got you.

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<v Speaker 1>But they did identify as Catholic, and they just recently

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<v Speaker 1>united Spain under the Catholic monarchy, and so they were saying,

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<v Speaker 1>we need to make sure everybody else's Catholic. So let's

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<v Speaker 1>let's start an inquisition here too, right. Plus we can

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<v Speaker 1>collect some money, right if their found guilty, take their land.

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<v Speaker 1>That kind of thing. Uh. So, like I said, Isabelle

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<v Speaker 1>and Ferdinand with Pope six to the fourth uh And

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<v Speaker 1>like you said, it was to create unity on the surface,

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<v Speaker 1>but probably was more about power and money and um

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<v Speaker 1>kind of just squashing any alternative alternative thought. Right. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean they were like, if you're consolidating two lands

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<v Speaker 1>into a single kingdom, it's not like flipping a switch.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, like there's a lot of people who have

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<v Speaker 1>political ties and alliances on a more local level, there's

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<v Speaker 1>like Dina's ease and clans um. The I guess Isabella

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<v Speaker 1>and Ferdinand said, you know, a really good way to

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<v Speaker 1>unite everybody is under the banner of Catholicism. But ultimately

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<v Speaker 1>it was about them consolidating their power and breaking up

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<v Speaker 1>these alliances and and to gain money because part of

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<v Speaker 1>the inquisition was if you were accused of heresy, and

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<v Speaker 1>if you were convicted of heresy, the church and the

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<v Speaker 1>government would take your land and split it with the

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<v Speaker 1>person who accused you. So it ultimately became this very

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<v Speaker 1>powerful political tool and almost a machine that raised a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of money for Spain. Yeah. We we talked about

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<v Speaker 1>Jews and Muslims. They were two of the bigger targets um.

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<v Speaker 1>As far as it was just a bigoted culture. Basically,

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<v Speaker 1>Jews were putting ghettos or killed um, which is weird

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<v Speaker 1>because Spain was a very it grew out of Jews,

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<v Speaker 1>Christians and Muslims living together in this area. But then

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<v Speaker 1>under Ferdinand and Isabella, they were like, it was just Catholicism. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>they were officially banished um with the Alhambra decree in

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<v Speaker 1>four two. And here's the rub is a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>these Jews converted to Catholicism. But it wasn't like they

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<v Speaker 1>were like, oh cool, well, you know, that's great, you

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<v Speaker 1>converted to our religion and that's all well and fine.

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<v Speaker 1>They called them pigs um maranos, which is derogatory, and

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<v Speaker 1>said we think you're probably still really practicing Judaism, which

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<v Speaker 1>some of them might have been. So yeah, it was

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<v Speaker 1>like the suddenly the power establishment was was Catholic and

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<v Speaker 1>there were a lot of Jews who converted. They were

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<v Speaker 1>called converse those two, which was I think kind of

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<v Speaker 1>a neutral term for him. But they were converted Catholics.

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<v Speaker 1>And yes, there was a great deal of suspicion that

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<v Speaker 1>they were Jewish and everything but name and that they

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<v Speaker 1>just converted to avoid persecution, not even necessarily at first

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<v Speaker 1>to avoid persecution, but just to to be able to

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<v Speaker 1>gain power because the power establishment was Catholic. So I'll

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<v Speaker 1>just go become Catholic too, and not still really Jewish,

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<v Speaker 1>but I can hang out and have communion with you

0:14:08.320 --> 0:14:11.880
<v Speaker 1>guys who were running the show. And so it was

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<v Speaker 1>the suspicion that they were what are called crypto Jews

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<v Speaker 1>running around in Spain that initiated the First inquis or

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<v Speaker 1>the Spanish Inquisition. Yeah, and I guess the same is

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<v Speaker 1>true with the Muslim mores Um. They would convert to Catholicism,

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<v Speaker 1>and that still didn't really count. They were known as

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<v Speaker 1>Morisco's which is Moorish, and it was basically the same

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<v Speaker 1>thing as the Jewish community. There were still targets even

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<v Speaker 1>though they converted. And uh, like I said, it went

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<v Speaker 1>all the way over to Protestants and fellow Christians. So

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<v Speaker 1>anything not Catholic basically, and not even not just not Catholic,

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<v Speaker 1>but not orthodox Catholic. Yeah, it wasn't just in Europe either,

0:14:52.360 --> 0:14:54.200
<v Speaker 1>it was it happened in the New World in Mexico,

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<v Speaker 1>basically anywhere Spain was setting up shop. There could be

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<v Speaker 1>a mobile inquisition unit. So like that was one of

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<v Speaker 1>the even more despicable aspects of the Inquisition was that

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<v Speaker 1>they would go conquer a land and then set up

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<v Speaker 1>an inquisition to root out the non Catholics in a

0:15:10.240 --> 0:15:13.320
<v Speaker 1>land that was there were no Catholics. So like when

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<v Speaker 1>Spain took over Granada, um it was Moorish, it was Muslim.

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<v Speaker 1>They set up the the inquisition there, or the Portuguese

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<v Speaker 1>also had an inquisition, and when they went to India

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<v Speaker 1>they set up the goa In Inquisition and rooted out Hindus.

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<v Speaker 1>Well it's like, of course there's Hindus here. You guys

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<v Speaker 1>came from over there to the land of Hindus. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>there's gonna be Hindus here. Like this is this is

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<v Speaker 1>awful yea. But yeah, they also did it in Mexico

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<v Speaker 1>and other places too. Uh yeah. And like we said,

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<v Speaker 1>this isn't the only inquisition that was one in Portugal.

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<v Speaker 1>There was the Roman Inquisition in the fifteen forties. That's

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<v Speaker 1>where Galileo was famously uh I guess tried, yeah, and

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<v Speaker 1>he was under house arrest, but he apparently his um

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<v Speaker 1>his arrest in his trial was more just like it

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<v Speaker 1>just flew in the face of science. The way he

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<v Speaker 1>was treated apparently wasn't so bad. Like he had a

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<v Speaker 1>pension from the pope, and yeah, I thought he was

0:16:13.600 --> 0:16:16.840
<v Speaker 1>he died of natural causes. Yeah, but he was under

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<v Speaker 1>house arrest, but he was He wasn't hurting, apparently. It

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<v Speaker 1>was more just like the fact that that that there

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<v Speaker 1>was a trial right right of science by Catholicism. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>it's it doesn't get more literal than that exactly, So

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<v Speaker 1>like like you're saying, it's it's exported everywhere. Yeah, but

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<v Speaker 1>let's let's get into the trials in a minute, right

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<v Speaker 1>after these messages. Okay, welcome back. Do you want to

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<v Speaker 1>talk about the trials, Chuck. Yeah, we mentioned earlier that

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<v Speaker 1>you could be accused by anyone anonymously. You didn't have

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<v Speaker 1>the assistance of a lawyer. Um, you weren't necessarily even

0:16:59.840 --> 0:17:03.280
<v Speaker 1>in formed of your charges, and you had to testify

0:17:04.680 --> 0:17:09.000
<v Speaker 1>on your own, behalf you like you were forced to basically. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and on top of that, you didn't rarely have anyone

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<v Speaker 1>coming to your defense because you would probably also be

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<v Speaker 1>wrung up as a heretic. You're kind of on your own.

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<v Speaker 1>The witnesses, Yeah, their defense. Yeah, character witness here and

0:17:22.840 --> 0:17:26.280
<v Speaker 1>the guy's going Nope, not me. Yeah, I probably did

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<v Speaker 1>see him flying around on him room, who knows. And

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't see anything about this, but it said that

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<v Speaker 1>fellow heretics could ride out other ones. But I wonder

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<v Speaker 1>if there was a system of leniency if you've sold

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<v Speaker 1>people down the river. I think there definitely was. So

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<v Speaker 1>so let's this is how it happened. From what I understand, Um,

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<v Speaker 1>there would be news that the parish priest would get

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<v Speaker 1>that the inquisition was coming, and some inquisitors would come,

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<v Speaker 1>and I couldn't believe it. But this article failed to

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<v Speaker 1>mention Thomas the Torquemada, the Grand Inquisitor, like he's not

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<v Speaker 1>his doesn't appear in this article. It's in It's crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>But for a while Torqumoda took over from I think

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<v Speaker 1>Um fourteen eighty three to fo like the chief of

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<v Speaker 1>the Supreme Court. He's the head guy, and he is

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<v Speaker 1>um extremely vilified in history. He was a very hated

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<v Speaker 1>man because he was the face of the Inquisition, of

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<v Speaker 1>all this torture and and burning at the stake and

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<v Speaker 1>rooting people out and just a literal witch hunt. Um.

0:18:31.440 --> 0:18:35.760
<v Speaker 1>But so he's also somewhat defended by history a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit too. Apparently prior in the two years after the

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<v Speaker 1>Spanish Inquisition started and when he took over in fourteen

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<v Speaker 1>eighty three, those two years were very bloody. There was

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of torture. There were basically no rules. Torqumada

0:18:50.520 --> 0:18:52.800
<v Speaker 1>came in and established rules, so there were things like,

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<v Speaker 1>you can't torture anybody for longer than fifteen minutes, a

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<v Speaker 1>doctor has to be present during torture, and the doctor

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<v Speaker 1>says call it off, you have to op true. But

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<v Speaker 1>also if you did do this stuff, you can also

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<v Speaker 1>get a get off pretty easily, right, Like, if you

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<v Speaker 1>did torture and you weren't supposed to, it's really not

0:19:08.640 --> 0:19:09.960
<v Speaker 1>that big of a deal, Like, no one's gonna do

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<v Speaker 1>anything to you. Well, you could do torture because in

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<v Speaker 1>twelve uh, I can't remember, maybe twelve eighty three, well,

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<v Speaker 1>one of the popes issued another papal bull saying, in

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<v Speaker 1>addition to being able to do an inquisition, you can

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<v Speaker 1>torture too. That was Pope Innocent the fourth, very appropriate.

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<v Speaker 1>So you could torture somebody under the auspices of the church,

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<v Speaker 1>but you weren't supposed to like mangle him or something

0:19:35.520 --> 0:19:38.080
<v Speaker 1>like that. But yes, there wasn't any punishment for these inquisitors.

0:19:38.720 --> 0:19:42.280
<v Speaker 1>But Torqumod is the face of the of the inquisition. Um.

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<v Speaker 1>But there there are some people who say, well, he

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<v Speaker 1>kind of brought a little bit of order to it,

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<v Speaker 1>if you, if you can look at it like that. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>And other people say he may have even saved people

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<v Speaker 1>from you know, uh, gang violence of people basically just

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<v Speaker 1>running into your house and burning you at the stake,

0:19:56.960 --> 0:20:01.000
<v Speaker 1>right or from the state because um, there were apparently

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<v Speaker 1>some just common criminals who upon being captured with blaspheme

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<v Speaker 1>and then they would be tried by the Inquisition, which

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<v Speaker 1>is apparently a little more lenient and forgiving. Because consider this, Chuck,

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<v Speaker 1>this was is as gross as it is, as dark,

0:20:18.960 --> 0:20:23.960
<v Speaker 1>as despicable as this whole the Inquisition was. It was

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<v Speaker 1>still at its core a religious exercise, and the whole

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<v Speaker 1>point from the inquisitor on down, especially these people who

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<v Speaker 1>were true believers, the whole point was to extract a

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<v Speaker 1>confession and save the heretic soul. Yeah, it was all

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<v Speaker 1>about the confession. You couldn't just pronounce someone guilty. It

0:20:44.760 --> 0:20:49.080
<v Speaker 1>was that was pulled out of them by any means necessary, basically,

0:20:49.520 --> 0:20:51.520
<v Speaker 1>and only that you had to confess twice. You had

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<v Speaker 1>to if you confess under torture, you had to further

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<v Speaker 1>confess under you know, normal light of day, that what

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<v Speaker 1>you said was in fact true. Right, So the inquisitors

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<v Speaker 1>would come to town, they would set up shop, they

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<v Speaker 1>would establish they would say mass, they would tell everybody

0:21:06.240 --> 0:21:09.680
<v Speaker 1>what was going on, that they were here for an inquisition. Yeah,

0:21:09.680 --> 0:21:11.480
<v Speaker 1>and they give him a chance, right then, Yeah, there's

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<v Speaker 1>a forty day grace period and say you can confess

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<v Speaker 1>your heresy right here, and you won't be tortured. You

0:21:16.880 --> 0:21:19.520
<v Speaker 1>won't be punished. Um, you might have to do some penance,

0:21:19.520 --> 0:21:23.440
<v Speaker 1>of course, but you can escape torture for sure, and

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<v Speaker 1>you have to denounce other heretics. So that was sort

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<v Speaker 1>of the McCarthy is m if you name names and

0:21:29.600 --> 0:21:31.960
<v Speaker 1>we'll go easy on you. And so apparently some parish

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<v Speaker 1>priests would find out that the inquisition was coming and

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<v Speaker 1>would gather their flock and say, everybody, keep your mouth shut.

0:21:39.080 --> 0:21:43.199
<v Speaker 1>These guys will leave eventually. Just shut up. And a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of times these were just like country peasants who

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<v Speaker 1>had like they knew that they loved Jesus and the

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<v Speaker 1>Pope was in charge of them. But they also knew

0:21:52.440 --> 0:21:54.719
<v Speaker 1>that they like needed to get back to their donkey

0:21:54.760 --> 0:21:56.760
<v Speaker 1>because they hadn't fed it that day and they needed

0:21:56.800 --> 0:21:59.879
<v Speaker 1>to plow the fields later that afternoon. These weren't like

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<v Speaker 1>sophisticated people, and these were the the most educated, scholarly

0:22:07.680 --> 0:22:11.720
<v Speaker 1>people on the planet at the time coming to their town, Yes,

0:22:11.760 --> 0:22:15.159
<v Speaker 1>coming to their town and interrogating these peasants as to

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<v Speaker 1>like the nuances of Catholic Orthodoxy. Yeah, they were leading questions,

0:22:20.200 --> 0:22:23.440
<v Speaker 1>they would confuse them, they would get them rattled. Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>all just in the name of I guess, taking land

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<v Speaker 1>and money and assuming power. Right. And that was another

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<v Speaker 1>thing too that I think we didn't mention, um the

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<v Speaker 1>Jews in Spain prior to the consolidation of Spain into Spain,

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<v Speaker 1>where this was the merchant class. They were, um. While

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<v Speaker 1>there were plenty of peasants who were uneducated, there are

0:22:46.320 --> 0:22:48.760
<v Speaker 1>also a lot of Jews who were very much educated,

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<v Speaker 1>who were wealthy. So they did make even more desirable

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<v Speaker 1>targets under that um that viewpoint that this was all

0:22:56.160 --> 0:22:59.440
<v Speaker 1>about money and power and land. Like, what better group

0:22:59.480 --> 0:23:04.040
<v Speaker 1>to target then the wealthy middle class And they did. Yeah,

0:23:04.080 --> 0:23:06.200
<v Speaker 1>that's a good point and think about that, thanks man.

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<v Speaker 1>So where were we They weren't clever. They were being

0:23:10.280 --> 0:23:15.199
<v Speaker 1>uh confused basically, and depending on where you were, like

0:23:15.240 --> 0:23:17.480
<v Speaker 1>this is this is a country parish that we're talking

0:23:17.520 --> 0:23:21.959
<v Speaker 1>about right now. Yeah, pumpkins, European pumpkins. They were like

0:23:22.240 --> 0:23:25.879
<v Speaker 1>saucepans on their heads for hats and overalls with no

0:23:26.119 --> 0:23:30.639
<v Speaker 1>shirts underneath. Um. So the other thing is is they

0:23:30.640 --> 0:23:34.720
<v Speaker 1>would be uh they were imprisoned until they got a confession.

0:23:35.200 --> 0:23:37.359
<v Speaker 1>So it's not like they if they didn't get a

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<v Speaker 1>confession eventually they would just let them go and shun them.

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<v Speaker 1>They would hold on to them until they confessed, basically,

0:23:44.880 --> 0:23:46.680
<v Speaker 1>like that was the only way to get out. And

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<v Speaker 1>if you died in prison, um to your well, your

0:23:51.720 --> 0:23:54.359
<v Speaker 1>bones would be you'd be buried, but then your bones

0:23:54.359 --> 0:23:58.080
<v Speaker 1>would be dug up and cremated and basically scattered like

0:23:58.160 --> 0:24:02.399
<v Speaker 1>as an insult after death. And little known fact, but

0:24:02.520 --> 0:24:06.040
<v Speaker 1>in the nineteenth century somebody did this to Torqumata's remains.

0:24:06.680 --> 0:24:09.359
<v Speaker 1>They dug them up and incinerated what was left of

0:24:09.440 --> 0:24:12.400
<v Speaker 1>him and like scattered his asses, which I mean if

0:24:12.400 --> 0:24:15.879
<v Speaker 1>you're if you're high up in the Dominican order. Yeah,

0:24:16.000 --> 0:24:19.440
<v Speaker 1>if somebody did that to your bones, it's an enormous

0:24:19.800 --> 0:24:26.840
<v Speaker 1>spiritual stab in the neck, you know. Uh. Okay, so

0:24:26.960 --> 0:24:30.919
<v Speaker 1>we have been uh had the bull the decree of

0:24:30.960 --> 0:24:35.159
<v Speaker 1>torture issued, and so they were you know, we've covered

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<v Speaker 1>this in medieval torture devices, a lot of it. But

0:24:37.880 --> 0:24:41.480
<v Speaker 1>they would do various things, uh to extract whatever information

0:24:41.520 --> 0:24:46.280
<v Speaker 1>they wanted. One was called the strapado and that was UM.

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<v Speaker 1>And this didn't sound too bad to me at first. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>hold on, let me explain. So at first I read

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<v Speaker 1>this is your hands. You were hung basically by your

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<v Speaker 1>arms above your head, which is pretty bad in and

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<v Speaker 1>of its well, I mean that in the rack. Both

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<v Speaker 1>sound like early chiropractic care in a way, like it

0:25:05.119 --> 0:25:07.280
<v Speaker 1>could really work some things out in the lower back.

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<v Speaker 1>But then I realized that your hands are tied behind

0:25:10.840 --> 0:25:14.280
<v Speaker 1>your back, and then you were hung from those hands.

0:25:15.000 --> 0:25:16.920
<v Speaker 1>That's a way different thing than just being hung from

0:25:16.960 --> 0:25:20.119
<v Speaker 1>your hands. Yeah, because the chances of your your arms

0:25:20.160 --> 0:25:23.520
<v Speaker 1>coming out of your sockets, yeah, we're pretty good, very high.

0:25:23.560 --> 0:25:26.800
<v Speaker 1>And there were also additions to this torture that could

0:25:26.800 --> 0:25:32.080
<v Speaker 1>be UM added, like heavy weights to your legs. You

0:25:32.080 --> 0:25:35.880
<v Speaker 1>could be jerked downward instead of just hanging there. Yeah, um,

0:25:36.240 --> 0:25:39.720
<v Speaker 1>just to really kind of help that this location along

0:25:40.240 --> 0:25:44.560
<v Speaker 1>and make the stripato even more excruciating. They might burn

0:25:44.600 --> 0:25:47.359
<v Speaker 1>you with hot pokers while you were hanging there. Some

0:25:47.480 --> 0:25:51.400
<v Speaker 1>screw action. Yep, heavy boots. Yeah, the boot. You didn't

0:25:51.440 --> 0:25:53.760
<v Speaker 1>want that. You didn't want the boot. We talked about

0:25:53.760 --> 0:25:56.920
<v Speaker 1>the rack um, which is when you know your hands

0:25:56.920 --> 0:25:59.639
<v Speaker 1>and feet are tied and you're on these rollers and

0:26:00.119 --> 0:26:02.399
<v Speaker 1>the metal frame, and they basically just turned those rollers

0:26:02.440 --> 0:26:05.720
<v Speaker 1>and give you a good stretch, meaning your your limbs

0:26:05.720 --> 0:26:07.800
<v Speaker 1>would come out of socket, and if they did it

0:26:07.840 --> 0:26:10.160
<v Speaker 1>too much, they might come completely away from your body.

0:26:10.480 --> 0:26:13.720
<v Speaker 1>You know what's crazy? I heard or read that there

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<v Speaker 1>is a there's something going on with a certain species

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<v Speaker 1>of starfish right now that are they appear to be

0:26:20.280 --> 0:26:25.080
<v Speaker 1>committing suicide. They're getting some sort of infection and to

0:26:25.480 --> 0:26:29.720
<v Speaker 1>kill themselves, they their arms crawl in different directions until

0:26:29.760 --> 0:26:34.719
<v Speaker 1>the middle is ripped apart and they eviscerate themselves. That's awful,

0:26:35.000 --> 0:26:36.800
<v Speaker 1>but that's going on right now. No one has any

0:26:36.800 --> 0:26:38.280
<v Speaker 1>idea of what the heck is going on with the

0:26:38.359 --> 0:26:42.560
<v Speaker 1>starfish or why they're getting this mysterious infection. And then

0:26:42.800 --> 0:26:46.000
<v Speaker 1>no one knew that starfish committed suicide. And the fact

0:26:46.000 --> 0:26:49.200
<v Speaker 1>that they know this is pretty remarkable too, that somebody's

0:26:49.200 --> 0:26:52.080
<v Speaker 1>studying starfish that closely that they have realized this is

0:26:52.119 --> 0:26:54.560
<v Speaker 1>going on. Well, they were probably watching the first starfish

0:26:54.640 --> 0:26:57.639
<v Speaker 1>the first time. You're like, let's starfish is really confused.

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<v Speaker 1>How cute? Oh my god. And then another one does it,

0:27:00.880 --> 0:27:03.040
<v Speaker 1>and another one You're like, we've got a problem. I

0:27:03.080 --> 0:27:07.800
<v Speaker 1>need to go write a paper. Uh, nothing's funny about that.

0:27:07.840 --> 0:27:11.120
<v Speaker 1>I love starfish. I don't know why I'm laughing. So,

0:27:11.320 --> 0:27:15.560
<v Speaker 1>like you pointed out earlier, mutilation was prohibited supposedly during

0:27:15.600 --> 0:27:19.600
<v Speaker 1>the torture, but um Alexander the fourth also decreed that

0:27:19.880 --> 0:27:23.200
<v Speaker 1>you could clear anyone from wrong doing, like we pointed out,

0:27:23.240 --> 0:27:25.879
<v Speaker 1>So it's even you're not gonna go up on a

0:27:25.920 --> 0:27:30.240
<v Speaker 1>tribunal for torturing someone as an inquisitor. No, that's not

0:27:30.240 --> 0:27:33.320
<v Speaker 1>gonna happen. I didn't see anything anywhere in the research

0:27:33.440 --> 0:27:36.399
<v Speaker 1>where any inquisitor ever got in trouble for anything that

0:27:36.480 --> 0:27:39.440
<v Speaker 1>was done during the Spanish inquisition. I don't I don't know.

0:27:39.480 --> 0:27:43.280
<v Speaker 1>It may have happened, but I didn't see anything. So

0:27:43.280 --> 0:27:47.480
<v Speaker 1>so let's recount real quick. The the inquisition comes to town.

0:27:47.520 --> 0:27:50.320
<v Speaker 1>It's made up of some inquisitors, their secretaries, their staff.

0:27:50.520 --> 0:27:54.639
<v Speaker 1>In a banjo player said, they set up shop and um,

0:27:54.680 --> 0:27:57.200
<v Speaker 1>there's a forty day grace period where they're just hanging out.

0:27:57.320 --> 0:28:00.439
<v Speaker 1>Anybody who wants to come confess can can fest and

0:28:00.520 --> 0:28:02.760
<v Speaker 1>be forgiven. I bet that was scary though, Like you

0:28:02.760 --> 0:28:05.919
<v Speaker 1>don't want to be the first guy to trust that. Yeah, Like,

0:28:06.000 --> 0:28:08.959
<v Speaker 1>come on confess and people are like you, go do it.

0:28:09.600 --> 0:28:12.640
<v Speaker 1>I'm sure it'll be fine. Well, apparently like you would

0:28:12.680 --> 0:28:15.600
<v Speaker 1>wear like a yellow cross on your clothes much like

0:28:15.640 --> 0:28:18.320
<v Speaker 1>a scarlet letter for a while. As part of your penance,

0:28:19.920 --> 0:28:22.760
<v Speaker 1>there was there you were forgiven and even after the

0:28:22.800 --> 0:28:26.480
<v Speaker 1>grace period if you were if you confessed under torture,

0:28:26.880 --> 0:28:30.120
<v Speaker 1>and then they made you confess again without being under torture,

0:28:30.119 --> 0:28:32.640
<v Speaker 1>and they took it as a genuine one. You were forgiven.

0:28:34.280 --> 0:28:36.399
<v Speaker 1>Penance could be rough though, it could be, but it

0:28:36.400 --> 0:28:38.720
<v Speaker 1>could also not be. Yeah, but like pends on the

0:28:38.840 --> 0:28:41.000
<v Speaker 1>it was on. It was on the case and it

0:28:41.080 --> 0:28:43.880
<v Speaker 1>was left up to the inquisitors to use their judgment. True,

0:28:43.960 --> 0:28:47.880
<v Speaker 1>but some of the some of the penance included like

0:28:47.960 --> 0:28:50.520
<v Speaker 1>taking all your land, like we said, paying additional fines

0:28:50.560 --> 0:28:53.320
<v Speaker 1>of money, you might have hard labor for the rest

0:28:53.360 --> 0:28:58.280
<v Speaker 1>of your life. Um. Sometimes you're exiled completely from your

0:28:58.320 --> 0:29:02.840
<v Speaker 1>county or from your country. Yeah, so you've got all

0:29:02.880 --> 0:29:05.400
<v Speaker 1>of this is going on in a little town on

0:29:05.440 --> 0:29:11.120
<v Speaker 1>the countryside, not necessarily a little town like Bologna, um, Toledo.

0:29:11.480 --> 0:29:15.000
<v Speaker 1>They saw some some pretty heavy action. And these weren't

0:29:15.040 --> 0:29:20.200
<v Speaker 1>necessarily back water birds, you know. Um. But the the

0:29:20.240 --> 0:29:22.400
<v Speaker 1>inquisition would come to town side up a grace period,

0:29:22.640 --> 0:29:26.400
<v Speaker 1>then the accusations would start to fly. There'll be torture,

0:29:26.640 --> 0:29:30.000
<v Speaker 1>there'll be confessions, and then there was what are called

0:29:30.000 --> 0:29:32.760
<v Speaker 1>the auto's de fee, And an auto de fee was

0:29:32.840 --> 0:29:37.200
<v Speaker 1>a religious ritual fill with a lot of pomp and

0:29:37.360 --> 0:29:44.680
<v Speaker 1>their circumstances, where the accused and convicted would walk around

0:29:44.800 --> 0:29:47.800
<v Speaker 1>town in a big procession they have of course, of

0:29:47.840 --> 0:29:50.960
<v Speaker 1>course they have mass all the time, um, and like

0:29:51.120 --> 0:29:53.760
<v Speaker 1>everybody would come out for it. It was a huge thing,

0:29:53.920 --> 0:29:58.040
<v Speaker 1>very much like a public execution in the United States

0:29:58.160 --> 0:30:02.160
<v Speaker 1>or in in other parts of Europe. But the huge

0:30:02.280 --> 0:30:04.960
<v Speaker 1>difference was there was never an execution in an auto

0:30:05.000 --> 0:30:09.120
<v Speaker 1>to face. It was a religious ceremony and they wouldn't

0:30:09.120 --> 0:30:11.640
<v Speaker 1>it wouldn't have ended in execution. Even if the people

0:30:12.000 --> 0:30:15.560
<v Speaker 1>who were in the procession who had been convicted had

0:30:15.600 --> 0:30:17.840
<v Speaker 1>been sentenced to death. It wouldn't take place during an

0:30:17.880 --> 0:30:20.160
<v Speaker 1>auto to fay. It would take place separately, and in

0:30:20.200 --> 0:30:23.800
<v Speaker 1>most cases the inquisitors gave that person over to the

0:30:23.840 --> 0:30:26.760
<v Speaker 1>secular authorities to carry out the execution. Yeah, they didn't

0:30:26.800 --> 0:30:31.880
<v Speaker 1>execute folks themselves. Um, although they could just abandon you

0:30:32.360 --> 0:30:34.440
<v Speaker 1>is one way to look at it, where they would

0:30:34.480 --> 0:30:37.680
<v Speaker 1>just say, kind of say he's a heretic, turn him

0:30:37.680 --> 0:30:39.800
<v Speaker 1>over to the public. And that's where like you would

0:30:39.840 --> 0:30:42.920
<v Speaker 1>get burned at the stake, especially if you're a repeat

0:30:42.920 --> 0:30:46.440
<v Speaker 1>offender like you generally weren't forgiven for that if you

0:30:46.480 --> 0:30:48.400
<v Speaker 1>messed up more than once. And we talked before, I

0:30:48.440 --> 0:30:50.960
<v Speaker 1>don't remember what it was in, but burning at the stake.

0:30:51.440 --> 0:30:54.000
<v Speaker 1>We came across some documentation of what it would like.

0:30:54.000 --> 0:30:56.760
<v Speaker 1>It took like thirty minutes to die from it at

0:30:56.800 --> 0:31:00.120
<v Speaker 1>the earliest, up to a couple of hours, depending on

0:31:00.200 --> 0:31:03.320
<v Speaker 1>if the wind was blowing too much. Like that would

0:31:03.320 --> 0:31:06.280
<v Speaker 1>be a horrible, horrible way to go. Yeah, was the

0:31:06.360 --> 0:31:09.680
<v Speaker 1>worst ways to die. No, it was more recent than that,

0:31:09.840 --> 0:31:13.800
<v Speaker 1>was it? It was? But we'll get to, uh, the

0:31:13.880 --> 0:31:17.440
<v Speaker 1>fallout from all this stuff because you can't you can't

0:31:17.440 --> 0:31:19.320
<v Speaker 1>do this to people and not expected to be a

0:31:19.360 --> 0:31:22.040
<v Speaker 1>fallout over the course of history. Sure, And the Inquisition

0:31:22.120 --> 0:31:26.720
<v Speaker 1>wasn't just from the fourteen eighty one to fourteen ninety

0:31:26.800 --> 0:31:31.080
<v Speaker 1>two when the the Decree of Alambre was issued, like,

0:31:31.160 --> 0:31:34.160
<v Speaker 1>it kept going on until the nineteenth century. Yeah, eighteen

0:31:34.200 --> 0:31:36.400
<v Speaker 1>thirty four was when the last one in Spain occurred.

0:31:36.560 --> 0:31:39.080
<v Speaker 1>There was a school teacher who was put to death

0:31:39.200 --> 0:31:42.360
<v Speaker 1>in eighteen twenty six because he taught Deism to his class.

0:31:43.000 --> 0:31:47.280
<v Speaker 1>That's the nineteenth century, eighty six, and like, that's not

0:31:47.440 --> 0:31:50.400
<v Speaker 1>the fifteenth century, that's the nineteenth century. Now, it's not

0:31:50.480 --> 0:31:53.160
<v Speaker 1>that long ago in the grand scheme of things, you know. Yeah,

0:31:53.200 --> 0:31:55.720
<v Speaker 1>And in eighteen fifty eight, there's a very famous case

0:31:55.800 --> 0:32:00.760
<v Speaker 1>of a kid named Edgardo uh more Tara, and he

0:32:01.240 --> 0:32:04.320
<v Speaker 1>was a Jewish kid raised in a Jewish family who

0:32:04.560 --> 0:32:07.160
<v Speaker 1>was dying of a fever when he was like seven

0:32:07.280 --> 0:32:10.960
<v Speaker 1>or something like that, and one of the domestic servants

0:32:11.960 --> 0:32:15.040
<v Speaker 1>did an emergency baptism on the kid. The church found

0:32:15.040 --> 0:32:17.000
<v Speaker 1>out about it, came and took him from his family

0:32:17.200 --> 0:32:21.640
<v Speaker 1>and raised him as a Catholic When was that eighteen

0:32:21.680 --> 0:32:25.400
<v Speaker 1>fifty eight, So that was even after the last inquisition

0:32:25.480 --> 0:32:31.240
<v Speaker 1>supposedly when was the win four? Yes, so here's the thing.

0:32:31.880 --> 0:32:35.760
<v Speaker 1>The Spain said no more inquisition in eighteen thirty four.

0:32:36.080 --> 0:32:40.200
<v Speaker 1>The Catholic Church still actually has something called the Congregation

0:32:40.240 --> 0:32:42.560
<v Speaker 1>of the Doctrine of the Faith and renamed it in

0:32:42.560 --> 0:32:46.000
<v Speaker 1>the sixties sixties. Yeah, so it's still I mean, there's

0:32:46.000 --> 0:32:48.760
<v Speaker 1>still the concept of the Inquisition as part of the

0:32:48.760 --> 0:32:52.600
<v Speaker 1>Holy See, which is the Pope's power. But obviously nothing

0:32:52.640 --> 0:32:56.360
<v Speaker 1>like this was going on these days. Uh So since

0:32:56.560 --> 0:33:00.720
<v Speaker 1>the aftermath of the Inquisition is pretty controversial because beginning

0:33:00.720 --> 0:33:03.479
<v Speaker 1>in the fift hundreds of the Protestant Reformation, you had

0:33:03.480 --> 0:33:07.760
<v Speaker 1>a lot of uh, anti Catholic and anti Spanish sentiment,

0:33:08.280 --> 0:33:10.960
<v Speaker 1>and a lot of people from the Catholic side these

0:33:11.040 --> 0:33:15.040
<v Speaker 1>days are saying it was so exaggerated in the aftermath

0:33:15.800 --> 0:33:18.520
<v Speaker 1>that a very small percentage when we look in our

0:33:18.520 --> 0:33:23.640
<v Speaker 1>secret archives and our statistics, uh, we're actually killed. Um,

0:33:23.680 --> 0:33:26.320
<v Speaker 1>I think it was what like point one percent. So

0:33:26.480 --> 0:33:29.400
<v Speaker 1>I saw I saw something different. I saw um one

0:33:29.480 --> 0:33:33.920
<v Speaker 1>percent of the hundred and twenty five thousand trials in Spain,

0:33:34.000 --> 0:33:36.800
<v Speaker 1>Italy and Portugal. And here's the thing, man, I looked

0:33:36.800 --> 0:33:39.120
<v Speaker 1>at like three or four different sets of numbers, and

0:33:39.160 --> 0:33:43.320
<v Speaker 1>they're all way different. So you're never gonna we're never

0:33:43.320 --> 0:33:47.280
<v Speaker 1>gonna know actual, like solid numbers, because if you are

0:33:47.320 --> 0:33:49.640
<v Speaker 1>anti Catholic, you probably have your one set of numbers,

0:33:49.640 --> 0:33:52.080
<v Speaker 1>and if you're pro Catholic, you have your set of numbers.

0:33:52.440 --> 0:33:55.120
<v Speaker 1>You know what I'm saying. But these numbers, that one

0:33:55.200 --> 0:33:59.880
<v Speaker 1>percent of the hundred twenty five thousand trials um that was,

0:34:00.120 --> 0:34:07.760
<v Speaker 1>that's based on that secret archive that the um. Yeah,

0:34:07.920 --> 0:34:11.439
<v Speaker 1>that the thank you that the Vatican opened up under

0:34:11.440 --> 0:34:14.279
<v Speaker 1>Pope John Paul the second and said, you know what,

0:34:14.640 --> 0:34:18.160
<v Speaker 1>you guys, come in here, you scholars, root around and

0:34:18.200 --> 0:34:21.439
<v Speaker 1>give us a full report on the inquisition and let's

0:34:21.480 --> 0:34:24.080
<v Speaker 1>see you know what's what. And he apologized when he

0:34:24.200 --> 0:34:26.640
<v Speaker 1>announced that, and then he apologized in two thousand four

0:34:27.160 --> 0:34:30.160
<v Speaker 1>when they issued the report finally. And that's where that

0:34:30.239 --> 0:34:33.560
<v Speaker 1>one percent of the hundred and twenty five thousand came from. Yeah,

0:34:33.560 --> 0:34:37.279
<v Speaker 1>and that's how blog opinion pieces from two thousand four

0:34:37.400 --> 0:34:40.719
<v Speaker 1>where some people are like, you, we shouldn't be apologizing

0:34:40.760 --> 0:34:45.120
<v Speaker 1>for this again, like it was really inflated numbers and

0:34:45.160 --> 0:34:47.480
<v Speaker 1>it wasn't as bad as people say. Well, again, that's

0:34:47.520 --> 0:34:52.920
<v Speaker 1>the the pro Catholic uh side. Yeah, not pro inquisition necessarily,

0:34:53.000 --> 0:34:55.680
<v Speaker 1>but the Catholic defenders. I think it is a better

0:34:55.680 --> 0:34:57.920
<v Speaker 1>way to say. Yeah. I think they're probably also pointing

0:34:57.960 --> 0:35:00.239
<v Speaker 1>out like, yeah, this is mostly Spain and it was

0:35:00.280 --> 0:35:03.280
<v Speaker 1>mostly the monarchy and most of these executions were carried

0:35:03.320 --> 0:35:06.839
<v Speaker 1>out by the Spanish state rather than the inquisition. Yeah.

0:35:06.880 --> 0:35:08.799
<v Speaker 1>It's kind of tricky wording, now, you know it is.

0:35:08.960 --> 0:35:12.160
<v Speaker 1>I mean, the the pope was definitely involved. He gave

0:35:12.200 --> 0:35:14.959
<v Speaker 1>his blessing at the time to Ferdinand and Isabella to

0:35:15.040 --> 0:35:17.279
<v Speaker 1>carry this out, even though he came to regret it later.

0:35:17.760 --> 0:35:19.440
<v Speaker 1>But they were saying that he came to regret it

0:35:19.440 --> 0:35:22.000
<v Speaker 1>because he gave away so much power, because they said,

0:35:22.280 --> 0:35:25.800
<v Speaker 1>can we have an inquisition here in Spain? And he said,

0:35:26.000 --> 0:35:27.600
<v Speaker 1>I don't know, And they said, hey, you know those

0:35:27.640 --> 0:35:30.239
<v Speaker 1>Spanish troops that are protecting you from Turkey right now

0:35:30.239 --> 0:35:33.759
<v Speaker 1>in Rome, how about we recall them home? And he said, yeah,

0:35:33.920 --> 0:35:36.440
<v Speaker 1>why don't you have an inquisition? Yeah? Uh, And by

0:35:36.480 --> 0:35:37.880
<v Speaker 1>the way, you don't have to answer to me, just

0:35:37.920 --> 0:35:41.160
<v Speaker 1>go ahead and have your inquisition. And years later he's like, man,

0:35:41.239 --> 0:35:43.480
<v Speaker 1>that was probably not a good idea because Pope John

0:35:43.520 --> 0:35:46.440
<v Speaker 1>Paul the Second is going to have to apologize twice

0:35:46.480 --> 0:35:50.440
<v Speaker 1>for this right. And Plus what's the difference in executing

0:35:50.480 --> 0:35:53.640
<v Speaker 1>someone yourself at the end of a tribunal and saying, well,

0:35:53.640 --> 0:35:56.000
<v Speaker 1>we're not gonna do it, but if someone else happened

0:35:56.040 --> 0:35:58.880
<v Speaker 1>to after we set them into the street, it's not

0:35:59.000 --> 0:36:01.120
<v Speaker 1>you know, on our wives and even like set them

0:36:01.120 --> 0:36:03.920
<v Speaker 1>into the street like they're being killed because we tried

0:36:04.000 --> 0:36:08.640
<v Speaker 1>them because they weren't Catholic enough. So but yes, I

0:36:08.920 --> 0:36:12.120
<v Speaker 1>think it is. This is a really great illustration of

0:36:13.360 --> 0:36:16.040
<v Speaker 1>the history is never black and white, and it can

0:36:16.120 --> 0:36:18.799
<v Speaker 1>very easily become conflated, and even still today, like we

0:36:18.880 --> 0:36:23.440
<v Speaker 1>don't necessarily know what happened, and even if we do

0:36:23.560 --> 0:36:27.279
<v Speaker 1>know what happened from this symposium on the Inquisition, not

0:36:27.400 --> 0:36:30.480
<v Speaker 1>everybody believes it. You know. Yeah, well we got some

0:36:30.480 --> 0:36:32.840
<v Speaker 1>good comedy out of it from mel Brooks and Monty Python.

0:36:32.920 --> 0:36:37.359
<v Speaker 1>Years later we shared a tragedy. Plus time. Uh, let's see,

0:36:37.360 --> 0:36:39.799
<v Speaker 1>you got anything else I do not, sir. If you

0:36:39.960 --> 0:36:42.720
<v Speaker 1>want to learn more about the Inquisition, you can type

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<v Speaker 1>that word and the search part how stuff works dot

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<v Speaker 1>com and it will bring up this article. And since

0:36:47.719 --> 0:36:50.360
<v Speaker 1>you said search part, get this everybody. It's time for

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<v Speaker 1>all right. So, as most of you know, this is

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0:37:06.200 --> 0:37:10.320
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<v Speaker 1>You're the best. Uncle John's Bathroom Reader they always send

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<v Speaker 1>us great stuff, your friends. They sent us the book's

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<v Speaker 1>Weird Inventions in Weird Canada and if you're Canadian you

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<v Speaker 1>need to get Weird Canada and if you're not Canadian,

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<v Speaker 1>you should get into They sent us a couple other

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<v Speaker 1>ones too that I got. Yeah. Yeah. You can follow

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<v Speaker 1>them on Twitter, go to their website Uncle John's Bathroom Readers.

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<v Speaker 1>They are wonderful. Mark Palm of Vancouver, BC sen it's

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<v Speaker 1>a seven inch of his band super Crush. It's pretty great.

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<v Speaker 1>Seven inches a record by the way, for those of

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<v Speaker 1>you not in the know. Uh. We got two albums

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<v Speaker 1>from Ghosts of Sailors at See. We got the Skeleton

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<v Speaker 1>Coast and a single, so thanks for that. Nicole Wingett

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<v Speaker 1>send us wristbands from her Obstacle Course racing team, the

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<v Speaker 1>corn Fed Spartans. Uh, let's see. Vivian Chin in Korea

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<v Speaker 1>sent us Shawley's Fantasy two thousand fourteen calendars. Some K

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<v Speaker 1>pop anime. Oh yeah, I remember that stuff. Paul sent

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<v Speaker 1>us a lot of German cookies, like so many that

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<v Speaker 1>the entire office couldn't need them all. Uh. And the

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<v Speaker 1>DVD Michael Moore Hates America we got. Also got some

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<v Speaker 1>sweet treats from Renee. Uh. Chavez Chaves, C H A

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<v Speaker 1>V E. S. Javes. I'm gonna say Chavis all right.

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<v Speaker 1>Rachel Ray Rose of Rose Sign Language Interpreting Company send

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<v Speaker 1>us some homemade grape jelly and Pence. Oh yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>had someone that the other day. Delicious. Yes, Bob Partridge,

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<v Speaker 1>Tennis and Alan Turing postcard from the London Science Museum.

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<v Speaker 1>So that was on point and pretty cool. Yeah. I

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<v Speaker 1>got a couple more you got some more. I have

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<v Speaker 1>one more, so you go ahead. Hillary Lozar super fan

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<v Speaker 1>sinn Us Flathead Lake cheese. Yeah, and by the way,

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<v Speaker 1>I've since eaten all of it since the last time

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<v Speaker 1>we mentioned it on the podcast. It was awesome. She

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<v Speaker 1>also sent, uh, you mean Emily some earrings, which is

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<v Speaker 1>very nice. Yes, it was nice. Um. And then Marcus

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<v Speaker 1>who sent us popping shots. Thanks for those. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you can check those out online. And my last one,

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<v Speaker 1>Debbie from hammer Press sent us a goodie bag. They

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<v Speaker 1>are a letter press and design company from Kansas City, Missouri,

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<v Speaker 1>and she sent us all sorts of cool cool stuff

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