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Speaker 1: for something funny now, Steve, I wanted to ask you

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Speaker 1: Uh so, anything something that happened during you know, on

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Speaker 1: the job. I'm done anything. I mean, which one you want?

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Speaker 1: Red handed? Busk it? You want the risk? Everybody down.

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Speaker 1: I've heard all these statements in my life. Right there,

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Speaker 1: which one you want something funny? Sheldy won none of them. Funny.

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Speaker 1: So that was it? Yeah, yeah it never would nowhere

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Speaker 1: would run that prank back new Your son is fat boy?

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Speaker 1: Kathy please, this is her. Hi, Kathy, this is Kirby.

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Speaker 1: So every morning that I dropped him off for a

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Speaker 1: I'll put some in his bag. But he's drinking a

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Speaker 1: I'll give him an apple in the day. You ain't, No,

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Speaker 1: I will. I will give him an apple and a

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Speaker 1: You ain't got to worry about it. We don't have

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Speaker 1: nothing else to talking about. My husband, me, your wife,

425
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Speaker 1: and everybody that works at damn daycare better be there

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Speaker 1: in the morning, because that's six thirty. We gonna be there,

427
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Speaker 1: and my son he's coming all week, and he gonna

428
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Speaker 1: eat all week. If he want two gallons of milk,

429
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Speaker 1: he gonna drink it. If he want two plates of food,

430
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Speaker 1: he gonna get it. Because I tell you what, we

431
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Speaker 1: saved them good money to come to that daycare. So

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Speaker 1: then up there, I'm gonna have to put him on

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Speaker 1: some swim pass. I'm will put your child on swim fast.

434
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Speaker 1: I was trying not to get him to be subspected,

435
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Speaker 1: but I will ask give him some slim fasting. You're

436
00:28:06,480 --> 00:28:09,760
Speaker 1: gonna get a slim fast shipping. I'm gonna whop y'all

437
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Speaker 1: that whoever gave it to him, whoever gave it to him,

438
00:28:12,520 --> 00:28:14,920
Speaker 1: they gonna get a slim fass shipping. All the little

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Speaker 1: kids would have some slimp fass. If he getting some,

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00:28:17,080 --> 00:28:18,880
Speaker 1: he better eat whatever they eat. And if they eat

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Speaker 1: steak with damn it, he better have some too. If

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Speaker 1: we had steak, he'd probably eat the whole damn cow

443
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Speaker 1: he eatn't care I pay for it, but he been

444
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Speaker 1: like getting a slim fast. I will shut it down

445
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Speaker 1: about my child. Okay, I got something else you need

446
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Speaker 1: to know about your son? What the else do I

447
00:28:34,760 --> 00:28:38,720
Speaker 1: need to know? Besides you think my son is overweight?

448
00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:41,280
Speaker 1: What the elf can you tell me today? I need

449
00:28:41,320 --> 00:28:43,320
Speaker 1: to tell you this. I need to tell you that.

450
00:28:43,360 --> 00:28:47,080
Speaker 1: This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

451
00:28:47,240 --> 00:28:50,920
Speaker 1: Your girlfriend Lucretia got me to prank phone call you.

452
00:28:52,400 --> 00:28:57,080
Speaker 1: What the did you just say? What did you just say?

453
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Speaker 1: This is Nephew Timmy from the Steve Harvey Morning So,

454
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Speaker 1: your girlfriend Lucretia got me to frank phone call with you.

455
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Speaker 1: I'm gonna be said to that. She No, I don't

456
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Speaker 1: play about my damn son at all. That's my only son.

457
00:29:13,360 --> 00:29:15,800
Speaker 1: I don't play about him. I'm gonna be that is

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Speaker 1: she there? It's on after this, It's just all. It

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Speaker 1: is all. I got one more thing. I gotta ask you, baby,

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Speaker 1: what is what is the baddest that, I mean, the

461
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Speaker 1: baddest radio show in the land to Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't It's all. I hope you can hear me

463
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Speaker 1: wherever you at last, you're listening to Steve. Jay is

464
00:29:45,120 --> 00:29:50,120
Speaker 1: here with things that have a cutoff age? Jay explain, well, well,

465
00:29:50,120 --> 00:29:54,000
Speaker 1: Steve actually has it is the things Sherley and everybody.

466
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Speaker 1: There's a cutoff age to everything everything you do. Some

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Speaker 1: people some people will just ignore it and just keep

468
00:30:01,960 --> 00:30:08,360
Speaker 1: doing it. But like, come on, this should have a

469
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Speaker 1: cut off point. The name name. If you over, we

470
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Speaker 1: don't even look out there and see you doing the

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Speaker 1: name name or the whip or the name name. And

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Speaker 1: you fought it really thirty five? Thirty three? Yeah, thirty

473
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Speaker 1: three you asked stopped doing the whip and the name name.

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Speaker 1: Here's what you can't do if you over thirty five,

475
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Speaker 1: you cannot go see the me goals before. Man, can't.

476
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Speaker 1: You can listen to them, you can't, but you gotta

477
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Speaker 1: take your keys. Somebody child with you just went way

478
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Speaker 1: too old. Way too old. People sitting there whom here's

479
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Speaker 1: something that has a cut off age, and we don't

480
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Speaker 1: have to cut off age. But just listen to this.

481
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Speaker 1: You cannot wear crop tops if you have a muffin

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Speaker 1: top man, woman, sh that's cut off too short? Like

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Speaker 1: you EXECI Elliott, Well you're not like it. Just a

484
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Speaker 1: little muffin, you can't do it. I don't mind a

485
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Speaker 1: little muffin on the woman, but on the name. Man. Dude, dude,

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Speaker 1: If you over twenty five, you've got to stop using

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Speaker 1: the word lick. If you over twenty five, yes, Shirley,

488
00:31:59,040 --> 00:32:02,880
Speaker 1: got to stop you using the word litt of the

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Speaker 1: day set. If you all fifty five, you're still using

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Speaker 1: the word cop asthetic. Everything that's cop asthetic. Man, oh man,

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00:32:18,640 --> 00:32:22,360
Speaker 1: that's cop asthetic. You need to come on out, come on.

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Speaker 1: If you four years old and you're in a stroller

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Speaker 1: with your legs crossed and you can pull yourself along

494
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Speaker 1: in the stroller, who else needs to be walking? Something

495
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Speaker 1: for the babies? Everybody his one. If you're over eighty

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Speaker 1: with a walker, and it's got to come, hold a

497
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Speaker 1: fanny pat, place a hole of newspaper, tennis all for grip.

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Speaker 1: Damn it. You gotta take something off too much over

499
00:33:12,640 --> 00:33:22,600
Speaker 1: Farty and people are still considering you ratchet. You're not ratchet,

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Speaker 1: You're actually stupid. A man over Farty with two chains

501
00:33:31,160 --> 00:33:41,600
Speaker 1: and his name is not two chained on the outside.

502
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Speaker 1: You are fifty and still wearing any form of nugget

503
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Speaker 1: jewel nuggets? What about the set? Nugget set, here's one,

504
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Speaker 1: Monica Sherlly, I feel all the far to five huh

505
00:34:04,320 --> 00:34:10,920
Speaker 1: each finger nail can't be a different company. They've been

506
00:34:10,920 --> 00:34:18,279
Speaker 1: doing it whatever. You all don't know. We might not know.

507
00:34:18,680 --> 00:34:21,359
Speaker 1: We know that, but let me tell you this though,

508
00:34:21,960 --> 00:34:24,040
Speaker 1: Don who's in charge of all of our social media

509
00:34:24,080 --> 00:34:27,720
Speaker 1: are digital programming and all of that. When you mentioned nuggets,

510
00:34:27,719 --> 00:34:29,920
Speaker 1: she looked over like all she could think it was

511
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:37,960
Speaker 1: like chicken McNuggets you were talking about yeah, nugget. Watch

512
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Speaker 1: She's like nuggets, Yeah, nuggets are still at She thought

513
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Speaker 1: you were talking about it McDonald. Oh, no, nugget the

514
00:34:46,800 --> 00:34:51,919
Speaker 1: nuggets set. Let me see which one was my favorite.

515
00:34:52,280 --> 00:34:59,360
Speaker 1: It was between the Migo's party and Muffin Top Crop. Yeah,

516
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Speaker 1: I like years old, still in the stroller, like, yeah,

517
00:35:03,280 --> 00:35:06,040
Speaker 1: you got your leg crossed. Somebody get you don't get

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00:35:06,080 --> 00:35:10,480
Speaker 1: the walking. So Steve, I got a question. So I

519
00:35:10,520 --> 00:35:14,080
Speaker 1: can't say, let what's the cut off age? Cut off ages? Uh,

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00:35:14,640 --> 00:35:18,000
Speaker 1: thirty five over thirty five? You know what? You can't say, Jane?

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Speaker 1: What Trump? Oh you can't see Trump? Remember Trump? Or

522
00:35:25,360 --> 00:35:29,959
Speaker 1: that's up there with Turkey. Yeah, we couldn't say monk

523
00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:33,840
Speaker 1: with I couldn't say what monk with? Don't be monking

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Speaker 1: with me? Don't mean oh around? Oh yeah, say that.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to see the meg see see to me,

526
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Speaker 1: go t junior to me though, take somebody, junior? What

527
00:35:45,960 --> 00:35:51,440
Speaker 1: about doing watching what you say? You're sitting in there

528
00:35:51,480 --> 00:35:56,400
Speaker 1: looking over your glasses like old lady watching the me

529
00:35:56,520 --> 00:36:02,440
Speaker 1: go over going, ain't don't don't go down to embarrass yourself.

530
00:36:02,640 --> 00:36:08,560
Speaker 1: Do that? Y'all ever seen Monica look over class looking

531
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Speaker 1: at me? But but but with a foam dress on

532
00:36:17,320 --> 00:36:22,920
Speaker 1: and some pumps with an ankle strap. Yeah, but with

533
00:36:23,080 --> 00:36:26,120
Speaker 1: a little kitty kitty here on. You cannot go see

534
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Speaker 1: the meeting? We got cut off age. Yeah, everything's having

535
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Speaker 1: cut definitely, definitely all right. We'll be back with more

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Speaker 1: of a Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening Steve Harvey

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Speaker 1: Morning Show. All right, Steve j is here to murder.

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Speaker 1: Come on, introduce some please. We got a fresh one

539
00:36:45,680 --> 00:36:48,040
Speaker 1: for you today, Steve, I don't thank Shirley if you're

540
00:36:48,040 --> 00:36:50,960
Speaker 1: coming up with the concept of us. This Charlie Wilson song. Now,

541
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Speaker 1: his song is blessed. It's about blessed. It's about being

542
00:36:54,640 --> 00:36:57,600
Speaker 1: thankful for what you got. My song a little different.

543
00:36:58,080 --> 00:37:04,680
Speaker 1: It's about being stressed. There's a lot of stressful situations

544
00:37:04,719 --> 00:37:08,319
Speaker 1: out there. You just got out of one, just got

545
00:37:08,360 --> 00:37:11,400
Speaker 1: out of one. So here we go. This is stress,

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00:37:11,840 --> 00:37:16,719
Speaker 1: not blessed. Steve Harvey money show man. I'm just a

547
00:37:16,800 --> 00:37:20,200
Speaker 1: bundle of bad nerves. Man. I'm shaking all the time.

548
00:37:21,280 --> 00:37:23,560
Speaker 1: If you give me a glass of milk, man, I

549
00:37:23,600 --> 00:37:25,839
Speaker 1: give you butter back. That's how much I'm shaking. Man.

550
00:37:25,880 --> 00:37:28,879
Speaker 1: I don't want it going nowhere, staying the house all

551
00:37:28,920 --> 00:37:32,920
Speaker 1: the time. I ain't take packings in mail. No, you

552
00:37:32,960 --> 00:37:40,920
Speaker 1: don't know. The people's scary. I don't stand in the yard.

553
00:37:41,320 --> 00:37:46,359
Speaker 1: God ain't away, but I might do Sunday slaying by

554
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Speaker 1: my side. Damn might just keep fighting on the freeway.

555
00:37:50,320 --> 00:37:55,000
Speaker 1: Crazy me and the scream. I don't bother my God

556
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Speaker 1: enough on my place. I'm afraid to be laid. I

557
00:38:00,120 --> 00:38:03,840
Speaker 1: know I might give a better, so I get to

558
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Speaker 1: get by drinking, and I can't any night. So we've

559
00:38:08,160 --> 00:38:11,760
Speaker 1: been looking. Man, you see me cry because I ain't

560
00:38:11,760 --> 00:38:15,400
Speaker 1: got nothing but better love has me all I'm doing.

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00:38:15,560 --> 00:38:18,480
Speaker 1: I'm stressed. Yes, I put the letter D in the

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Speaker 1: word deep press. I always have a throbbing in my hole.

563
00:38:22,680 --> 00:38:26,719
Speaker 1: Yes I'm stressed. Yes, I'm stressed. Yes, don't let me,

564
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Speaker 1: I'm doing. I'm a mess. Yes, my side piece, past

565
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Speaker 1: to preternity. Jest you never see a smell up on

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Speaker 1: my face. Yes, I'm stressed. Yes, I'm stressed. Yes, it's

567
00:38:38,640 --> 00:38:42,080
Speaker 1: me I'm doing. I'm stressed. Yes, I put the letter

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Speaker 1: D in the word deep press. I always have a

569
00:38:45,160 --> 00:38:49,919
Speaker 1: throbbing in my hole. Yes I'm stressed. Yes, I'm stressed. Yes,

570
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Speaker 1: don't let me, I'm doing. I'm a mess. Yes, my

571
00:38:53,440 --> 00:38:57,080
Speaker 1: side piece past to preternity. Jest you never see a

572
00:38:57,120 --> 00:39:02,040
Speaker 1: smell up on my face? Yes, I'm baby. How we

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Speaker 1: do it? That is how we do it? Stress? Is

574
00:39:12,440 --> 00:39:16,400
Speaker 1: that a car wreck? Car crack? Keep it thriving in

575
00:39:16,440 --> 00:39:22,520
Speaker 1: my ship, and it was give me a glass of milk.

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00:39:22,560 --> 00:39:32,359
Speaker 1: I'm singing, but I love it. That was great, all right,

577
00:39:32,520 --> 00:39:36,360
Speaker 1: more of this crazy ignorant show. Steve Harvey Morning Show.

578
00:39:36,440 --> 00:39:41,880
Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening to stew All right, it

579
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Speaker 1: is time now for comedy roulette. Steve Jay, please please

580
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Speaker 1: quickly set this. Every week our comedy ability is tested

581
00:39:51,400 --> 00:39:54,080
Speaker 1: in the way we prove how good we are. Put

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Speaker 1: five subjects on the wheel, spinning wheel were stop. We

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Speaker 1: got it. That's all it is. That's all it comed

584
00:39:59,320 --> 00:40:01,640
Speaker 1: to roulette. What you all right? Here are the five subjects.

585
00:40:02,320 --> 00:40:09,160
Speaker 1: Number one, fish grease. Number two, she wasn't that big

586
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Speaker 1: in high school. I don't appreciate that one, okay. Number

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00:40:16,920 --> 00:40:22,480
Speaker 1: three taste like chicken. Number four. Now that I have

588
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Speaker 1: a little money, you know who I am? Yeah, And

589
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Speaker 1: number five, I don't know how you could eat that?

590
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Speaker 1: Give me that right ahead, alright ahead, already, all right,

591
00:40:35,480 --> 00:40:44,360
Speaker 1: let's go spend the wheel. Cats come on, fish grease.

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Speaker 1: Oh h Now that I have a little money, you

593
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Speaker 1: know who I am? Let me have that. Let me

594
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Speaker 1: start when I see back in the day, my nickname

595
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Speaker 1: was fish diet nobody no fish speak the fish. You

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Speaker 1: was too fine to speak to fish. But now that

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00:41:05,880 --> 00:41:13,680
Speaker 1: fishes on eavy hat fish? How you doing? Fish? And

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Speaker 1: I can't remember who you are, what you got time?

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00:41:17,080 --> 00:41:19,359
Speaker 1: I was out of my league. I was way out

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Speaker 1: of my league. You would drop dead fine to me,

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00:41:22,640 --> 00:41:26,440
Speaker 1: I beg forward, won'ted it. I used to ask for

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00:41:26,520 --> 00:41:29,360
Speaker 1: a day and night. You never gave me the time

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00:41:29,400 --> 00:41:33,239
Speaker 1: of day. But now now got a little money. Come

604
00:41:33,280 --> 00:41:36,640
Speaker 1: on the Steve Harvard Morty show. You're texting me now?

605
00:41:36,960 --> 00:41:38,920
Speaker 1: I can't have it. If I want it, I don't

606
00:41:38,960 --> 00:41:43,319
Speaker 1: want it now. I don't want it. Yeah, any time,

607
00:41:44,120 --> 00:41:46,399
Speaker 1: come on, joy, you know whatnot? I got a little money.

608
00:41:46,440 --> 00:41:50,960
Speaker 1: You know who know my name? Now? Be collector? Who

609
00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:53,600
Speaker 1: they talking to now? But if they don't even call

610
00:41:53,680 --> 00:41:55,440
Speaker 1: me by my real name, that's how I know they

611
00:41:55,560 --> 00:41:57,600
Speaker 1: know I got money. Let's excuse me as junior and

612
00:41:58,120 --> 00:42:04,120
Speaker 1: Junior that ain't my good name. Everybody knows that. Well,

613
00:42:04,160 --> 00:42:10,359
Speaker 1: it's right up my alley. Nah, I got the little money. Yeah,

614
00:42:10,480 --> 00:42:14,439
Speaker 1: you know who I am? Na. Yeah, this goes out

615
00:42:14,520 --> 00:42:21,080
Speaker 1: to Ike back in Cleveland and mister Albert's means yeah,

616
00:42:21,080 --> 00:42:27,720
Speaker 1: I used to call me el Kate lay Away Ken Nah.

617
00:42:27,920 --> 00:42:33,319
Speaker 1: But and I I'm buy your whole damn stone. So

618
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Speaker 1: the next time I walk in, I ain't coming in

619
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Speaker 1: law feel me. Yeah, I'm like Brydel, What are you doing?

620
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Speaker 1: Hey all, let me put an initial out there with

621
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Speaker 1: the last name, just the initial and the last name.

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Speaker 1: You know who you are, the last name white. You

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Speaker 1: are so fine, Oh my god, you were fine. Did

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Speaker 1: not even speak to me in the hall way. I

625
00:43:09,360 --> 00:43:11,560
Speaker 1: walked past you. I act like a slave because I

626
00:43:11,600 --> 00:43:13,720
Speaker 1: ain't gonna look you. Now. He was that damn fine.

627
00:43:14,239 --> 00:43:21,919
Speaker 1: But oh it is change. Nah, she's got a little money. Yeah, yeah,

628
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Speaker 1: he's got a little money. Cold. I'll tell you where

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Speaker 1: everybody know my name that Now I'm a lot more

630
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Speaker 1: familiar and welcome. When I walk into though bank. Account

631
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Speaker 1: used to sit on six dollars I had overdra But

632
00:43:39,800 --> 00:43:41,960
Speaker 1: when I didn't notice though, when I go in the bank,

633
00:43:42,040 --> 00:43:46,040
Speaker 1: now there's a whole nother room. It's got vegetables. Hit

634
00:43:46,120 --> 00:43:50,160
Speaker 1: it wi, she's oh, when I'm going to Vegas, mister,

635
00:43:50,239 --> 00:43:54,200
Speaker 1: space this away. You stand in Lyne. Come on around

636
00:43:54,280 --> 00:43:56,960
Speaker 1: this way. Do you have your access card? Never mind?

637
00:43:56,960 --> 00:44:04,440
Speaker 1: I have mad Oh you know I used to couldn't

638
00:44:04,480 --> 00:44:06,520
Speaker 1: go to you that I didn't get invited to the

639
00:44:06,560 --> 00:44:10,120
Speaker 1: big Christmas party because I just you know what I'm saying.

640
00:44:10,160 --> 00:44:12,279
Speaker 1: I wasn't big enough. I didn't have a name enough.

641
00:44:12,360 --> 00:44:15,600
Speaker 1: But now that I'm violing and I'm I'm on the show,

642
00:44:15,640 --> 00:44:17,239
Speaker 1: and I'm the nephew. You got a little money in

643
00:44:17,560 --> 00:44:19,520
Speaker 1: doing't the stand up? I don't want to go to

644
00:44:19,600 --> 00:44:22,479
Speaker 1: your funky Christmas party. Now. I told my old damn

645
00:44:22,600 --> 00:44:29,600
Speaker 1: Christmas party and my shot token. Y'all? All right, all right,

646
00:44:29,640 --> 00:44:32,359
Speaker 1: we'll be back with Nephew Timmy's prank phone call right

647
00:44:32,400 --> 00:44:37,920
Speaker 1: after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, nephew,

648
00:44:37,960 --> 00:44:41,200
Speaker 1: what you got time for the prank phone call? Shirleytte.

649
00:44:41,200 --> 00:44:46,560
Speaker 1: It's time to baptize some people. It's called mobile baptismal

650
00:44:46,680 --> 00:44:54,919
Speaker 1: pool mobile baptisma. We come to you, and you could

651
00:44:54,960 --> 00:44:58,000
Speaker 1: be ignorant. You do come to your house and baptize.

652
00:44:58,120 --> 00:45:02,359
Speaker 1: That's what we do. Hit it. Hello, Hello, I'm trying

653
00:45:02,360 --> 00:45:06,640
Speaker 1: to reach a mister Wilson. It's just how you doing.

654
00:45:06,840 --> 00:45:09,560
Speaker 1: My name is brother spring water Man. Listen. We uh

655
00:45:09,600 --> 00:45:12,480
Speaker 1: we we we got paid to actually come by and

656
00:45:12,520 --> 00:45:15,640
Speaker 1: do some services to uh for for you by some

657
00:45:15,719 --> 00:45:18,400
Speaker 1: friends of yours, and we wanted to actually call and

658
00:45:18,440 --> 00:45:22,360
Speaker 1: see about scheduling and see what you had available, uh

659
00:45:22,480 --> 00:45:27,560
Speaker 1: some some services. Well, y'all plan on Clesson grad which

660
00:45:27,560 --> 00:45:30,239
Speaker 1: I do. What kind of services you had? Actually, sir,

661
00:45:31,040 --> 00:45:33,359
Speaker 1: you've got some friends that have actually spent a great

662
00:45:33,360 --> 00:45:35,360
Speaker 1: amount of money on you. And what we do is

663
00:45:35,520 --> 00:45:40,480
Speaker 1: um we have a baptismal on wheels, Servey. And what

664
00:45:40,600 --> 00:45:43,799
Speaker 1: we do is we go and we um we baptize

665
00:45:43,840 --> 00:45:47,640
Speaker 1: people at their home. And Baptismal Wheels has been it's

666
00:45:47,680 --> 00:45:51,200
Speaker 1: a new um company, but we've we've baptized over a

667
00:45:51,320 --> 00:45:54,200
Speaker 1: thousand people. Now we have a truck with it which

668
00:45:54,239 --> 00:45:56,560
Speaker 1: actually has a baptismal pool on the back of it,

669
00:45:56,920 --> 00:45:59,040
Speaker 1: and we actually come to your home and we will

670
00:45:59,120 --> 00:46:04,240
Speaker 1: baptize you in your driveway and and make you hold again.

671
00:46:04,800 --> 00:46:09,520
Speaker 1: So we hostess here, brother Water. Brother again, I'm sorry,

672
00:46:09,520 --> 00:46:12,239
Speaker 1: I ain't freingwater, Brother Fringwater. What you want to come

673
00:46:12,239 --> 00:46:14,239
Speaker 1: to my house and give me a baptism in my

674
00:46:14,360 --> 00:46:17,000
Speaker 1: front yard? We want to baptize you right there in

675
00:46:17,080 --> 00:46:19,560
Speaker 1: your drive where your friends are paid for the services.

676
00:46:19,680 --> 00:46:21,799
Speaker 1: And my friend, what a friend will pay for me

677
00:46:21,840 --> 00:46:24,960
Speaker 1: to get baptized? Man, I've been baptized, are already do well?

678
00:46:24,960 --> 00:46:27,360
Speaker 1: From my understanding, sir that but then that you you

679
00:46:27,600 --> 00:46:30,520
Speaker 1: had some some bumps and bruises and and and they

680
00:46:30,560 --> 00:46:32,640
Speaker 1: seem to uh to believe that you need to be

681
00:46:32,800 --> 00:46:36,000
Speaker 1: Washington coming. I mean, that's all good, that's all. That's all.

682
00:46:36,040 --> 00:46:37,960
Speaker 1: It's all good. But I mean things are I mean

683
00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:41,719
Speaker 1: think that it made man. I mean, I've been baptized,

684
00:46:41,760 --> 00:46:43,759
Speaker 1: I go to church. You know, Uh, me and the

685
00:46:43,760 --> 00:46:46,480
Speaker 1: Lord don't have no problems. I mean, we all have setbacks.

686
00:46:46,800 --> 00:46:49,200
Speaker 1: But for you to pull up with your pool in

687
00:46:49,239 --> 00:46:51,360
Speaker 1: front of my house to say you've been a baptize

688
00:46:51,440 --> 00:46:53,439
Speaker 1: me that that doesn't make any sense to me. Doc

689
00:46:53,520 --> 00:46:56,560
Speaker 1: I mean, sir, sometimes when some people are not able

690
00:46:56,880 --> 00:46:59,480
Speaker 1: to go to the House of the Lord and get baptized,

691
00:46:59,800 --> 00:47:02,399
Speaker 1: you know, we're making a lot more convenient for you.

692
00:47:02,640 --> 00:47:05,759
Speaker 1: But we can actually need no convenience. I don't need

693
00:47:05,800 --> 00:47:09,480
Speaker 1: no convenience. What I need convenience for you asking me

694
00:47:09,800 --> 00:47:13,200
Speaker 1: to come to my house on a Tuesday, so that's

695
00:47:13,239 --> 00:47:17,399
Speaker 1: tide me in my driveway. Does that make any sense

696
00:47:17,440 --> 00:47:19,520
Speaker 1: to you? Brother water? I mean, come on, if you

697
00:47:19,600 --> 00:47:21,359
Speaker 1: really sit back and think about it, does that make

698
00:47:21,400 --> 00:47:25,640
Speaker 1: any sense to you? Further? First of all, so that's

699
00:47:25,680 --> 00:47:28,560
Speaker 1: that's that's brother spring water. But what I'm trying to

700
00:47:28,640 --> 00:47:31,200
Speaker 1: what I'm trying to say, the water is holy water,

701
00:47:31,560 --> 00:47:34,680
Speaker 1: spring water. It doesn't make no difference to me. You

702
00:47:34,760 --> 00:47:38,680
Speaker 1: can't come to my neighborhood and baptize me in front

703
00:47:38,680 --> 00:47:41,480
Speaker 1: of my house. Sir, what is all that? This is?

704
00:47:41,560 --> 00:47:43,879
Speaker 1: This is what your friends are talking about that don't

705
00:47:43,920 --> 00:47:46,080
Speaker 1: give it? Then what my prayers are telling you? Man

706
00:47:46,600 --> 00:47:48,640
Speaker 1: that anybody which which one of my friends, don't what

707
00:47:48,719 --> 00:47:50,560
Speaker 1: to mean you to come to my damn out. So

708
00:47:50,719 --> 00:47:55,080
Speaker 1: I'm I mean and I don't do that make that

709
00:47:55,160 --> 00:47:57,080
Speaker 1: you don't even make any sense to me. You understand

710
00:47:57,200 --> 00:47:59,120
Speaker 1: that I'm not I'm not at any liberty to tell

711
00:47:59,160 --> 00:48:02,919
Speaker 1: you who actually between the liberties because of my dam house.

712
00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:05,719
Speaker 1: Can't baptize me, but you can't tell me who the

713
00:48:05,760 --> 00:48:07,600
Speaker 1: hell I'm gonna see you, but you're not there. What

714
00:48:08,040 --> 00:48:10,719
Speaker 1: may call you don't even call that that makes sense

715
00:48:10,760 --> 00:48:13,120
Speaker 1: for you. Don come on, that doesn't make any no

716
00:48:13,200 --> 00:48:14,799
Speaker 1: way in the world. I'm gonna allow you to come

717
00:48:15,040 --> 00:48:17,440
Speaker 1: and bring your phone in front of my house and

718
00:48:17,600 --> 00:48:19,920
Speaker 1: baptize me. Then I'm asking you ask and you you

719
00:48:19,920 --> 00:48:22,520
Speaker 1: suposed to be a pastor, you suposed to get baptized.

720
00:48:22,560 --> 00:48:24,759
Speaker 1: I'm asking you, okay, what's a friend of mine is

721
00:48:24,800 --> 00:48:27,200
Speaker 1: telling you to? You know, letting you know I need

722
00:48:27,320 --> 00:48:29,920
Speaker 1: be done. You'll tell you how that liberty to all

723
00:48:29,960 --> 00:48:33,200
Speaker 1: I want to know. Basically, I've already been paid. I'm

724
00:48:33,239 --> 00:48:38,879
Speaker 1: coming to a chance. I'm baptizing me them baptime. I'm

725
00:48:38,920 --> 00:48:41,920
Speaker 1: going to baptize you on Tuesday in your driveway. Man,

726
00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:44,880
Speaker 1: I tell you, what did you come to my house

727
00:48:45,280 --> 00:48:48,200
Speaker 1: in front of my driveway? You better bring the old congregation,

728
00:48:48,239 --> 00:48:51,279
Speaker 1: you understand. You better bring the deacons, the brothers, the

729
00:48:51,440 --> 00:48:53,960
Speaker 1: sisters and everybody. Ass you think how many bout ties

730
00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:56,439
Speaker 1: of which is a problem. This is what your friends

731
00:48:56,480 --> 00:48:58,120
Speaker 1: are talking about. This is why you need to be

732
00:48:58,200 --> 00:49:00,920
Speaker 1: baptized and cleans it again and washed in the blood

733
00:49:00,920 --> 00:49:03,279
Speaker 1: of the lamp. This is what's wrong. You need to

734
00:49:03,360 --> 00:49:06,719
Speaker 1: be cleans That's what's wrong with you, mister Wilton. What's

735
00:49:06,760 --> 00:49:08,640
Speaker 1: wrong with me? Now? What's wrong with two? Is called

736
00:49:08,719 --> 00:49:10,359
Speaker 1: in the little my horse day telling me I need

737
00:49:10,400 --> 00:49:12,359
Speaker 1: to be back top in front of my house. If

738
00:49:12,400 --> 00:49:14,399
Speaker 1: I need to be backtip, don't get the only water

739
00:49:14,640 --> 00:49:16,800
Speaker 1: I go down to the church. I don't need you

740
00:49:16,920 --> 00:49:19,440
Speaker 1: come in front of my house making an old circas

741
00:49:19,560 --> 00:49:21,800
Speaker 1: we are afraid of so white she's talking about to

742
00:49:21,840 --> 00:49:25,440
Speaker 1: wring back after me from understanding I form my understanding.

743
00:49:25,719 --> 00:49:29,480
Speaker 1: From my understanding, mister Wilson, you missed two Sundays already

744
00:49:29,600 --> 00:49:32,880
Speaker 1: this month, sund this so man, I can't go anywhere

745
00:49:32,920 --> 00:49:34,680
Speaker 1: and get the water. I don't need you coming here

746
00:49:34,719 --> 00:49:36,960
Speaker 1: because you tell him I miss two damn Sundays. I'm

747
00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:40,080
Speaker 1: gonna miss funding two because the feu ain't coming off, Sir.

748
00:49:40,280 --> 00:49:42,560
Speaker 1: All I know is I've been paid to do a job.

749
00:49:42,920 --> 00:49:45,360
Speaker 1: I will be there Tuesday morning at seven o'clock and

750
00:49:45,440 --> 00:49:47,879
Speaker 1: we will baptize you before you go to work on two.

751
00:49:47,920 --> 00:49:50,279
Speaker 1: Before you will I tell you what you cutting my

752
00:49:50,640 --> 00:49:54,640
Speaker 1: aftern o'clock and morning. I swear on your lord, I'm

753
00:49:54,680 --> 00:49:57,640
Speaker 1: gonna bust you. You understand me. You would not cutting

754
00:49:57,680 --> 00:50:00,319
Speaker 1: my house telling me you would about to. I don't

755
00:50:00,320 --> 00:50:02,920
Speaker 1: give a dam who paid you. You understand I was

756
00:50:03,160 --> 00:50:07,480
Speaker 1: drying your award matter. Stop bringing you your teachers, anybody.

757
00:50:07,719 --> 00:50:11,960
Speaker 1: We're gonna who brought you that, you understand. I get

758
00:50:12,120 --> 00:50:15,320
Speaker 1: all of this anger and all of this, these problems

759
00:50:15,400 --> 00:50:17,680
Speaker 1: you have within you. We are going to purge your

760
00:50:17,760 --> 00:50:20,080
Speaker 1: body and get it out your system. I don't want

761
00:50:20,160 --> 00:50:22,000
Speaker 1: your pleas to me. I tell you what I tell

762
00:50:22,040 --> 00:50:27,239
Speaker 1: you what brother, spring water, Bring water you're gonna get

763
00:50:27,360 --> 00:50:30,560
Speaker 1: baptized on Tuesday morning. I won't give a dam who

764
00:50:30,640 --> 00:50:34,680
Speaker 1: pays you, who called you bringing you? I'm gonna I

765
00:50:34,840 --> 00:50:37,279
Speaker 1: can't kill you. I'm gonna drying y'all side. I got

766
00:50:37,360 --> 00:50:38,840
Speaker 1: one more thing I want to say to you. What

767
00:50:38,960 --> 00:50:41,919
Speaker 1: you listening to God? That matter? I'm by You ain't

768
00:50:41,960 --> 00:50:44,280
Speaker 1: got to say to me. I gotta go. You understand

769
00:50:44,440 --> 00:50:46,719
Speaker 1: you ain't wrong. Little thing I want to say to you?

770
00:50:46,920 --> 00:50:50,520
Speaker 1: Is you listening to me? Whatnot? This is nephew Tommy

771
00:50:50,640 --> 00:50:54,040
Speaker 1: from the Steve Harby Morning. So you just got pranked

772
00:50:54,080 --> 00:51:02,560
Speaker 1: by your boy Mason. Hello, man, let me check y'all something, man,

773
00:51:06,160 --> 00:51:08,879
Speaker 1: let me tell you something boy, y'all y'all was about

774
00:51:08,960 --> 00:51:11,040
Speaker 1: bring some man, I say, head man, I was about

775
00:51:11,080 --> 00:51:13,279
Speaker 1: to act a fool on y'all because y'all about to

776
00:51:13,320 --> 00:51:16,640
Speaker 1: show the boy crib. You understand me what time y'all

777
00:51:16,680 --> 00:51:21,399
Speaker 1: ain't got that's better to do? Didn't sit around here

778
00:51:21,719 --> 00:51:26,200
Speaker 1: and just with people during their day. Man, I ain't

779
00:51:26,320 --> 00:51:28,600
Speaker 1: never thought y'all could give me with this. They who

780
00:51:28,719 --> 00:51:32,279
Speaker 1: the hell goes around bapties of people away? That's like

781
00:51:32,520 --> 00:51:36,279
Speaker 1: fiddles a will. Y'all baptized people with a pool on

782
00:51:36,320 --> 00:51:40,520
Speaker 1: the back your f one fifty. I gotta ask you something.

783
00:51:40,640 --> 00:51:43,759
Speaker 1: What is the baddest radio show in the land? Man?

784
00:51:43,880 --> 00:51:47,719
Speaker 1: You know, it's the Steve Harvey Moran the show. See

785
00:51:47,719 --> 00:51:53,600
Speaker 1: that's how you baptize somebody forget going to church now

786
00:51:54,239 --> 00:51:56,360
Speaker 1: when they don't make it to the church around you know,

787
00:51:56,520 --> 00:52:01,280
Speaker 1: we bring the baptistmal to you side out. That's actually

788
00:52:01,320 --> 00:52:04,960
Speaker 1: a good idea. We're make the right da man. Yeah,

789
00:52:05,040 --> 00:52:07,040
Speaker 1: we'll baptize you pot before you go to work in

790
00:52:07,080 --> 00:52:09,719
Speaker 1: the morning. Yeah, and you get the save on. We

791
00:52:09,840 --> 00:52:12,680
Speaker 1: get to save all right there, we cleanse you right

792
00:52:12,760 --> 00:52:15,759
Speaker 1: there in the day. All we won't he do it? Yeah?

793
00:52:16,080 --> 00:52:23,719
Speaker 1: He will and will he won't. No one can beat us.

794
00:52:24,560 --> 00:52:30,040
Speaker 1: We have a leaders Hey. Hey, hey, you're listening to

795
00:52:30,239 --> 00:52:33,799
Speaker 1: the Hot show because some talleted after show didn't want

796
00:52:33,840 --> 00:52:36,560
Speaker 1: to be let us, but they just counterfeit. Junior got

797
00:52:36,600 --> 00:52:39,800
Speaker 1: the people leaping in the a accident reality show. We

798
00:52:39,920 --> 00:52:43,000
Speaker 1: cap with color cut. She is the endless Steve playing

799
00:52:43,160 --> 00:52:46,080
Speaker 1: character so he can get three pay stuff. Rascal sound

800
00:52:46,160 --> 00:52:49,040
Speaker 1: that he'd been going up my ear drum sister on

801
00:52:49,239 --> 00:52:53,200
Speaker 1: the Olympic stapp and matching something EXTI let us give

802
00:52:53,239 --> 00:52:56,719
Speaker 1: me a side. Listen in the A M. Garrett did

803
00:52:56,800 --> 00:52:59,400
Speaker 1: to wake you up the neph you tim me you

804
00:52:59,560 --> 00:53:02,600
Speaker 1: know something? One kicking punk, he'd be breaking people to

805
00:53:02,800 --> 00:53:06,000
Speaker 1: the collar. Cut him bof someone will not find it funny.

806
00:53:06,120 --> 00:53:09,920
Speaker 1: Then his life is now. My black ass just got hired,

807
00:53:11,239 --> 00:53:14,280
Speaker 1: got your Crian at your appballs, But then the witch

808
00:53:14,400 --> 00:53:17,399
Speaker 1: don your morning on a high note with number one

809
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Speaker 1: on a radio. But we humble? Will I didn't mumble

810
00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:26,680
Speaker 1: yes we humbled. I didn't mumble yes we humbled. M

811
00:53:26,920 --> 00:53:32,360
Speaker 1: I didn't mumble we humbled. I didn't mumble yes, we humble.

812
00:53:34,200 --> 00:53:38,400
Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show right now.

813
00:53:38,520 --> 00:53:40,960
Speaker 1: It is time for the Strawberry Letter. People, And if

814
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Speaker 1: you need some advice on relationships, if you need some

815
00:53:43,880 --> 00:53:47,439
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817
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Speaker 1: and click submit Strawberry letter. All right, Steve, anything you

818
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Speaker 1: want to add to that to encourage people to write us, No,

819
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Speaker 1: I'm not trying, and then cares nobody write up? Are

820
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Speaker 1: you not? We're not? No? Because I'm tired of you

821
00:54:08,120 --> 00:54:14,520
Speaker 1: learn your own self. He'll help me, all right, Uh,

822
00:54:15,120 --> 00:54:18,560
Speaker 1: we're buck buckle up hole on type. We got it

823
00:54:18,640 --> 00:54:22,000
Speaker 1: for you here. It is the straw very subject. My

824
00:54:22,200 --> 00:54:26,799
Speaker 1: sexy neighbor is stressing me out. Be quiet, Jay, Dear

825
00:54:26,920 --> 00:54:30,440
Speaker 1: Stephen Shirley, You're not going to believe this. I'm a

826
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Speaker 1: married man and my wife and I just purchased our

827
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Speaker 1: first home in a new community. To celebrate home ownership,

828
00:54:37,800 --> 00:54:40,839
Speaker 1: my boys took me out for drinks. We ended up

829
00:54:40,920 --> 00:54:44,040
Speaker 1: going to a strip club and I got very drunk,

830
00:54:44,400 --> 00:54:47,360
Speaker 1: which are two things I had not done since I

831
00:54:47,480 --> 00:54:50,759
Speaker 1: got married. The strippers were some of the sexiest women

832
00:54:50,960 --> 00:54:53,600
Speaker 1: I had ever seen, and we pay for our own

833
00:54:53,719 --> 00:54:58,040
Speaker 1: private VIP area in the club. God, so we each

834
00:54:58,160 --> 00:55:02,040
Speaker 1: had a dancer that catered to us all night. My

835
00:55:02,239 --> 00:55:06,040
Speaker 1: dancer did all kinds of freaky stuff to me. We

836
00:55:06,440 --> 00:55:12,960
Speaker 1: did everything except go all the way Right afterwards, when

837
00:55:13,040 --> 00:55:16,400
Speaker 1: I sobered up, I was disappointed with myself and I

838
00:55:16,560 --> 00:55:18,920
Speaker 1: swore to my boys that I would never go to

839
00:55:19,080 --> 00:55:23,040
Speaker 1: another strip club. Well, fast forward to two weeks ago.

840
00:55:23,239 --> 00:55:25,480
Speaker 1: My wife and I noticed a moving truck next door,

841
00:55:25,880 --> 00:55:27,960
Speaker 1: so we decided that we should go over and meet

842
00:55:28,080 --> 00:55:31,200
Speaker 1: our new neighbors. As soon as we started walking toward

843
00:55:31,280 --> 00:55:35,960
Speaker 1: the house, my heart jumped into my throat. Steve. Oh,

844
00:55:36,320 --> 00:55:40,600
Speaker 1: he singled you out, Steve. One of the strippers from

845
00:55:40,640 --> 00:55:43,919
Speaker 1: the club was standing by the moving truck. I could

846
00:55:43,960 --> 00:55:51,719
Speaker 1: tell she recognized me too, but she but she, but she,

847
00:55:52,200 --> 00:55:55,640
Speaker 1: but she played it cool. My wife introduced us because

848
00:55:55,760 --> 00:55:58,640
Speaker 1: I couldn't say much. The stripper told my wife that

849
00:55:58,800 --> 00:56:01,399
Speaker 1: she is a single mom and her child's father bought

850
00:56:01,440 --> 00:56:04,520
Speaker 1: her the house. She told my wife that she works

851
00:56:04,600 --> 00:56:08,360
Speaker 1: as a dance instructor and that uh and then she

852
00:56:08,520 --> 00:56:11,399
Speaker 1: and my wife exchange numbers. As we turned to head

853
00:56:11,440 --> 00:56:14,480
Speaker 1: back to our house, the stripper neighbor smirked at me.

854
00:56:15,160 --> 00:56:18,320
Speaker 1: I was sweating bullets. My wife thinks the neighbor is

855
00:56:18,360 --> 00:56:20,799
Speaker 1: really cool, and it's planning to invite her to our

856
00:56:20,880 --> 00:56:24,840
Speaker 1: housewarming party. Now what am I supposed to do? What?

857
00:56:25,560 --> 00:56:27,800
Speaker 1: I think? I should just come clean and tell my

858
00:56:27,920 --> 00:56:33,560
Speaker 1: wife what happened? What do you think? Help? All right? Well, um,

859
00:56:33,680 --> 00:56:37,040
Speaker 1: congratulations on your new house. How about that? Um? And

860
00:56:37,560 --> 00:56:45,200
Speaker 1: this is yeah? How about it? Yeah? All right, this

861
00:56:45,440 --> 00:56:48,399
Speaker 1: is somewhat of a whole mess you've gotten yourself into.

862
00:56:48,560 --> 00:56:51,680
Speaker 1: I mean, what are the odds that your favorite stripper

863
00:56:51,719 --> 00:56:53,800
Speaker 1: who did all these freaky things to you? When you

864
00:56:53,880 --> 00:56:57,040
Speaker 1: were drunk with your boys at a strip club. What

865
00:56:57,400 --> 00:56:59,320
Speaker 1: are the odds of her moving right next door to you?

866
00:56:59,600 --> 00:57:05,800
Speaker 1: I mean, really, this is unbelievable. And guess what, I

867
00:57:05,960 --> 00:57:09,120
Speaker 1: don't trust you to know to do the right thing.

868
00:57:09,440 --> 00:57:13,040
Speaker 1: I just don't. I don't, I don't. I don't trust

869
00:57:13,120 --> 00:57:15,880
Speaker 1: you to know all this information and not want to

870
00:57:15,920 --> 00:57:19,000
Speaker 1: go over there at some point and at or at

871
00:57:19,040 --> 00:57:21,560
Speaker 1: the very least, can you just stop sweating bullets in

872
00:57:21,640 --> 00:57:26,000
Speaker 1: front of her? Can you do that when she's around? Uh? Yeah,

873
00:57:26,520 --> 00:57:28,920
Speaker 1: because your wife is getting real cozy with her. Your

874
00:57:28,960 --> 00:57:32,080
Speaker 1: wife thinks she's cool. So your new neighbor, your favorite stripper,

875
00:57:32,160 --> 00:57:33,960
Speaker 1: is going to be coming over to your house. They've

876
00:57:34,000 --> 00:57:37,560
Speaker 1: exchanged numbers. They're going to be perfect neighbors, you know, girlfriends.

877
00:57:37,640 --> 00:57:40,600
Speaker 1: It looks like, So either you get yourself together, brother,

878
00:57:41,160 --> 00:57:43,440
Speaker 1: And I don't know how you're gonna do that, because

879
00:57:43,480 --> 00:57:45,640
Speaker 1: she is your favorite stripper, and you remember all those

880
00:57:45,680 --> 00:57:48,440
Speaker 1: freaky things she did to you at the club. You

881
00:57:48,600 --> 00:57:51,040
Speaker 1: cannot go out again with your boys and get drunk

882
00:57:51,080 --> 00:57:52,840
Speaker 1: and go to the strip club. You can't do that.

883
00:57:54,160 --> 00:58:00,640
Speaker 1: And he's right next door. She's a dance and structor, Tommy,

884
00:58:00,720 --> 00:58:03,160
Speaker 1: That's what she told his wife. You're you're in a mess,

885
00:58:03,400 --> 00:58:06,439
Speaker 1: and um you you know, I know Steve's not gonna

886
00:58:06,480 --> 00:58:09,440
Speaker 1: agree with me. You're gonna have to say something. You're

887
00:58:09,480 --> 00:58:12,680
Speaker 1: gonna have to say something in terms of what. Yeah,

888
00:58:12,840 --> 00:58:16,960
Speaker 1: you have to. It's not you have to. You gotta

889
00:58:17,080 --> 00:58:20,520
Speaker 1: let your wife not because you can't hold it. He's

890
00:58:20,520 --> 00:58:24,000
Speaker 1: gonna your wife is gonna find out anyway. You can't

891
00:58:24,040 --> 00:58:26,480
Speaker 1: hold it. You may as well let your wife know something.

892
00:58:26,960 --> 00:58:30,160
Speaker 1: You met her somewhere. You got to you got to

893
00:58:30,800 --> 00:58:38,680
Speaker 1: what Steve your turn? What? Hey, man, I don't know

894
00:58:38,800 --> 00:58:42,160
Speaker 1: this dude's name. Broca, you're a man. Bro Right in

895
00:58:42,240 --> 00:58:45,120
Speaker 1: the middle of the answers, right in the middle of

896
00:58:45,200 --> 00:58:49,520
Speaker 1: this letter, he says Steve, Steve. He's just talking to me.

897
00:58:49,760 --> 00:58:52,680
Speaker 1: He just says Steven Sheley. But just the first time

898
00:58:52,800 --> 00:58:55,960
Speaker 1: Shellley my name got put first. I think he's really

899
00:58:56,000 --> 00:58:59,080
Speaker 1: just being cured. This letter really to me. Let me

900
00:58:59,200 --> 00:59:02,160
Speaker 1: handle his man. Go ahead, go ahead, and Joe stupid

901
00:59:02,240 --> 00:59:07,960
Speaker 1: ad open your mouth, boy, my sexy neighbor stressing me out.

902
00:59:10,600 --> 00:59:17,480
Speaker 1: You're going into the truth matters to who the truth

903
00:59:17,560 --> 00:59:22,360
Speaker 1: that already happened. It doesn't matter. It's time up for

904
00:59:22,480 --> 00:59:26,200
Speaker 1: the truth now. It begins to cover up. You ain't

905
00:59:26,240 --> 00:59:31,320
Speaker 1: got tavern no more. Truth. Truth is, your friends want

906
00:59:31,360 --> 00:59:34,760
Speaker 1: to celebrate your new ownership. Your boys took you out

907
00:59:34,840 --> 00:59:39,680
Speaker 1: for drinks. Now, instead of stopping it just drinks, you

908
00:59:39,920 --> 00:59:43,120
Speaker 1: ended up going to a strip club. Now you ain't

909
00:59:43,200 --> 00:59:48,840
Speaker 1: just drinking. Now you very drunk. First of all, you

910
00:59:49,000 --> 00:59:52,920
Speaker 1: got to quit drinking. Listen to me, That's what my

911
00:59:53,040 --> 00:59:56,960
Speaker 1: brother told me. Pad Ervin said to me. He say,

912
00:59:57,040 --> 01:00:00,520
Speaker 1: once you feel something, you should immediately stop. The rest

913
01:00:00,600 --> 01:00:03,880
Speaker 1: of it ain't in your blood system yet, he said,

914
01:00:04,160 --> 01:00:09,840
Speaker 1: So if you continue to post something that Jesus the

915
01:00:10,000 --> 01:00:17,280
Speaker 1: rules for drinking. Once you feel anything, you should stops.

916
01:00:17,480 --> 01:00:20,760
Speaker 1: The rest of it ain't in your blood system. And

917
01:00:20,880 --> 01:00:23,560
Speaker 1: if you post some moe in there, you're in trouble.

918
01:00:25,040 --> 01:00:29,040
Speaker 1: That's the rule for drinking. So now he gotta quit.

919
01:00:29,720 --> 01:00:31,480
Speaker 1: Then I'm gonna set this up and we're gonna go

920
01:00:31,560 --> 01:00:34,640
Speaker 1: to break. We ended up going to the strip club.

921
01:00:35,600 --> 01:00:38,200
Speaker 1: I got, which are two things I've not done since

922
01:00:38,280 --> 01:00:41,960
Speaker 1: I got married. The strippers or some of the sexiest

923
01:00:42,120 --> 01:00:47,919
Speaker 1: women I have ever seen. And we paid for our

924
01:00:48,040 --> 01:00:53,280
Speaker 1: own private VIP area in the club. That's the best

925
01:00:53,680 --> 01:00:58,320
Speaker 1: worsh move you can make. You got to get it private.

926
01:00:58,640 --> 01:01:01,760
Speaker 1: But lord, I'm mercy, that's the best, worst move you

927
01:01:01,840 --> 01:01:04,240
Speaker 1: can make. I tell y'all love it when we come back.

928
01:01:04,480 --> 01:01:06,720
Speaker 1: But you ain't been going to tell her damn thing.

929
01:01:06,920 --> 01:01:12,120
Speaker 1: You don't even like strip clubs. Hell no, all right,

930
01:01:12,360 --> 01:01:14,880
Speaker 1: we'll have part two of Steve's response coming up at

931
01:01:14,920 --> 01:01:17,760
Speaker 1: twenty three after the hour, subject of the Strawberry letter,

932
01:01:17,880 --> 01:01:22,480
Speaker 1: my sexy neighbor is stressing me out. Right after this,

933
01:01:23,080 --> 01:01:27,120
Speaker 1: you're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve,

934
01:01:27,240 --> 01:01:30,200
Speaker 1: come on with part two of your response to today's

935
01:01:30,200 --> 01:01:34,240
Speaker 1: Strawberry letter. My sexy neighbor is stressing me out. This

936
01:01:34,520 --> 01:01:38,000
Speaker 1: man boys took him on them. Congratulations for buying a

937
01:01:38,080 --> 01:01:42,680
Speaker 1: new home. Yeah. Yeah, they go out drinking. They ended

938
01:01:42,800 --> 01:01:46,080
Speaker 1: up in a strip club where you continue to drink.

939
01:01:47,240 --> 01:01:52,360
Speaker 1: Your answer, strong, y'all messed arounding go to the strip club,

940
01:01:54,280 --> 01:01:58,520
Speaker 1: paid for your own private VIP area in the club.

941
01:01:59,320 --> 01:02:01,760
Speaker 1: That's the best. That's the worst thing you can do.

942
01:02:03,160 --> 01:02:07,680
Speaker 1: What goes on in there? Nothing? No, I'll tell you no, no, no, no,

943
01:02:07,840 --> 01:02:10,160
Speaker 1: you won't know. Yeah, and then when I tell you

944
01:02:10,240 --> 01:02:15,000
Speaker 1: do you see why he can't go? Tell hum? Let

945
01:02:15,040 --> 01:02:17,960
Speaker 1: me tell we're going in there so everybody had a

946
01:02:18,120 --> 01:02:22,040
Speaker 1: dancer that catered to us all night. My dancer, the

947
01:02:22,120 --> 01:02:25,960
Speaker 1: one that was on him, did all kunds of freaking

948
01:02:26,040 --> 01:02:30,400
Speaker 1: stuff to me. Sure when he say freaking stuff to me,

949
01:02:30,840 --> 01:02:36,080
Speaker 1: he ain't lying. We did everything except go all the way.

950
01:02:39,600 --> 01:02:53,880
Speaker 1: Do you understand me? Nobody did harub, bouncing, squeeze, bite fighting.

951
01:02:58,680 --> 01:03:02,520
Speaker 1: That's all that's going down in there. We did everything

952
01:03:02,640 --> 01:03:08,720
Speaker 1: except to go to all the way. Now, right afterwards,

953
01:03:09,040 --> 01:03:12,560
Speaker 1: when I sobered up, I was disappointed in myself and

954
01:03:12,680 --> 01:03:14,480
Speaker 1: I swore to my boys I would never go to

955
01:03:14,600 --> 01:03:19,280
Speaker 1: another strip club. That's the good in him. He came back.

956
01:03:20,360 --> 01:03:22,360
Speaker 1: But the shirt he woke to the strip club, he

957
01:03:22,440 --> 01:03:25,440
Speaker 1: can't wear that one home. He had to stop by

958
01:03:25,480 --> 01:03:28,200
Speaker 1: the boys house and get a clean shirt because that

959
01:03:28,360 --> 01:03:32,720
Speaker 1: shirt trifle. She's been sliding all up and down on it.

960
01:03:34,080 --> 01:03:37,600
Speaker 1: He got the glitter on it, just the shirt. Yeah,

961
01:03:37,840 --> 01:03:41,360
Speaker 1: you gotta get to them shirts off them. Pants. You

962
01:03:41,520 --> 01:03:45,160
Speaker 1: had to burn them. Them is in the trash. Can

963
01:03:45,320 --> 01:03:49,320
Speaker 1: something tim damn pants got been burnt? Boy? Let me

964
01:03:49,400 --> 01:03:52,880
Speaker 1: tell you something. Fast forward two weeks ago, my wife

965
01:03:52,920 --> 01:03:55,760
Speaker 1: and I noticed a moving truck next door. We decided

966
01:03:55,800 --> 01:03:58,280
Speaker 1: we go over and meet our new neighbors. Soon as

967
01:03:58,280 --> 01:04:02,440
Speaker 1: we started walking towards the house, my heart jumped up

968
01:04:02,520 --> 01:04:07,920
Speaker 1: in my throat. Steve, one of the strippers from the club,

969
01:04:08,440 --> 01:04:15,400
Speaker 1: was standing by the moving truck. I be damn ill hem.

970
01:04:15,720 --> 01:04:21,960
Speaker 1: No I could tell them. She recognized me too, but

971
01:04:22,120 --> 01:04:25,320
Speaker 1: she played it cool. My wife introduced us because I

972
01:04:25,400 --> 01:04:28,760
Speaker 1: couldn't say much. You was froze. You were stuck. The

973
01:04:28,880 --> 01:04:32,200
Speaker 1: stripper told my wife she's a single mom and her

974
01:04:32,320 --> 01:04:36,320
Speaker 1: child's father bought her the house. Strippers got plenty of money.

975
01:04:37,760 --> 01:04:40,000
Speaker 1: She could be though. The father probably bought her the

976
01:04:40,080 --> 01:04:46,560
Speaker 1: house helped her. But stripper got money. Dance instructor. Now, hey,

977
01:04:46,760 --> 01:04:50,280
Speaker 1: turn your mica off. But y'all eating in the damn

978
01:04:50,360 --> 01:04:56,000
Speaker 1: mica all out here is nuts. She no, I don't

979
01:04:56,040 --> 01:05:01,120
Speaker 1: go good with this att Yeah, I could tell her.

980
01:05:01,160 --> 01:05:04,640
Speaker 1: She introduced me. She recognized me too, She played it off.

981
01:05:05,480 --> 01:05:07,760
Speaker 1: Mike couldn't say nothing. She said she's a single mom

982
01:05:07,840 --> 01:05:10,560
Speaker 1: and her child father bought her the house. She told

983
01:05:10,640 --> 01:05:14,479
Speaker 1: my wife that she works as a dance instructor, which

984
01:05:14,560 --> 01:05:20,000
Speaker 1: she does. She dances and she instructs men to put

985
01:05:20,280 --> 01:05:25,200
Speaker 1: money in her phone. She is true, your dance instructor.

986
01:05:26,160 --> 01:05:29,160
Speaker 1: And then she and my wife exchange number. Now you're

987
01:05:29,200 --> 01:05:36,800
Speaker 1: sitting there, gone, but what is huh seat. As we

988
01:05:36,960 --> 01:05:40,440
Speaker 1: turned the head back to our house, the stripper neighbor

989
01:05:40,600 --> 01:05:45,320
Speaker 1: smirked at me. I was sweating bullets. My wife thinks

990
01:05:45,360 --> 01:05:48,520
Speaker 1: the neighbor is really cool and it's planning to invite

991
01:05:48,560 --> 01:05:53,240
Speaker 1: her to our housewoman, Oh she coming? Oh the stripper coming.

992
01:05:53,240 --> 01:05:56,919
Speaker 1: Because strippers don't get invited to house water or she comes.

993
01:05:57,800 --> 01:06:00,640
Speaker 1: Strippers don't get it. Strippers never get to go to

994
01:06:00,720 --> 01:06:06,320
Speaker 1: family events. Strippers down, Strippers don't turn down even back

995
01:06:06,400 --> 01:06:10,520
Speaker 1: yard barbecue. Strippers in there going to plays to watch

996
01:06:10,600 --> 01:06:12,680
Speaker 1: your baby if it ain't on strip night, stripper going

997
01:06:15,480 --> 01:06:17,240
Speaker 1: never be in the funnel with the outfit on that

998
01:06:17,440 --> 01:06:21,880
Speaker 1: damn this stage? Ready? Now what am I supposed to do?

999
01:06:23,040 --> 01:06:25,040
Speaker 1: I think I should just come clean and tell my

1000
01:06:25,160 --> 01:06:28,800
Speaker 1: wife what happened. What do you think? Son? Let me

1001
01:06:28,880 --> 01:06:31,880
Speaker 1: explain something to you. Don't you take this information because

1002
01:06:31,880 --> 01:06:34,840
Speaker 1: I got to talk to him, like, keep my son, son.

1003
01:06:34,920 --> 01:06:37,360
Speaker 1: Don't you take this information in your house that is

1004
01:06:37,480 --> 01:06:41,439
Speaker 1: not in your house. You don't take bad news into

1005
01:06:41,520 --> 01:06:45,640
Speaker 1: the house. That's nothing good can come of this conversation.

1006
01:06:46,120 --> 01:06:50,840
Speaker 1: It's all bad. Your neighbor not now You can't ever

1007
01:06:51,280 --> 01:06:55,080
Speaker 1: look over there. You came back your car out and

1008
01:06:55,200 --> 01:07:01,680
Speaker 1: pointed in that direction. You can't wave, your kids, can't

1009
01:07:01,720 --> 01:07:07,640
Speaker 1: play with her kids nothing. Matter of fact, you must

1010
01:07:07,760 --> 01:07:11,800
Speaker 1: develop a hate for her, because your wife is gonna

1011
01:07:11,840 --> 01:07:15,720
Speaker 1: hate her if you go in here and tell her. Now,

1012
01:07:15,760 --> 01:07:21,880
Speaker 1: what strippers don't do is telle married women they strippers exactly.

1013
01:07:22,160 --> 01:07:25,600
Speaker 1: She's a dance instructor. She gonna be cool. She know

1014
01:07:25,600 --> 01:07:27,880
Speaker 1: always you as long as you don't go back down

1015
01:07:27,960 --> 01:07:33,280
Speaker 1: to that strip club, you cool. Do not go in

1016
01:07:33,440 --> 01:07:37,800
Speaker 1: here and tell your wife this ignorant ass information like

1017
01:07:38,000 --> 01:07:41,480
Speaker 1: Shirley has suggested, the dumbest damn thing you can do.

1018
01:07:42,360 --> 01:07:44,200
Speaker 1: He's not gonna be able to hold it. His wife

1019
01:07:44,320 --> 01:07:47,160
Speaker 1: is gonna find out anywhere how how Sirley, because he's

1020
01:07:47,160 --> 01:07:50,040
Speaker 1: sweating like bullets just meet just seeing her and it's

1021
01:07:50,080 --> 01:07:56,280
Speaker 1: just let and you don't think His wife say, baby,

1022
01:07:56,360 --> 01:08:01,080
Speaker 1: why are you sweating because I'm hot in the winter.

1023
01:08:02,800 --> 01:08:05,440
Speaker 1: What she can't find out is that this woman been

1024
01:08:05,520 --> 01:08:08,800
Speaker 1: sliding him down his shirt and grinding on him and

1025
01:08:09,000 --> 01:08:13,920
Speaker 1: doing bounce lap dances. Bouncing. It's time to go, but

1026
01:08:14,080 --> 01:08:15,920
Speaker 1: can we just carry this on? I have a few

1027
01:08:16,000 --> 01:08:18,640
Speaker 1: more questions for you because I mean, we're doing this

1028
01:08:18,800 --> 01:08:22,639
Speaker 1: from a male female perspective and a female perspective. Don't

1029
01:08:22,680 --> 01:08:26,519
Speaker 1: count him. Oh I think it does. She's his wife.

1030
01:08:26,880 --> 01:08:32,519
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do it from a player perspective. We'll be

1031
01:08:32,640 --> 01:08:36,120
Speaker 1: back with part three of today's Strawberry Letter right after this.

1032
01:08:36,760 --> 01:08:44,080
Speaker 1: You're listening show, okay, Steve, Uh listen? So why do

1033
01:08:44,160 --> 01:08:46,519
Speaker 1: you why? I mean, he has to be honest. At

1034
01:08:46,600 --> 01:08:49,360
Speaker 1: some point we're talking about today's Strawberry letter. The subject

1035
01:08:49,520 --> 01:08:53,000
Speaker 1: is my sexy neighbor is stressing me out? A married

1036
01:08:53,040 --> 01:08:55,320
Speaker 1: man wrote, And he and his wife just purchased a

1037
01:08:55,400 --> 01:08:58,679
Speaker 1: new home in a new community. He and his boys

1038
01:08:58,760 --> 01:09:01,719
Speaker 1: went out to celebrate. They went to a strip club.

1039
01:09:02,040 --> 01:09:05,320
Speaker 1: The husband got very, very very drunk. He bought a

1040
01:09:05,400 --> 01:09:08,960
Speaker 1: private room at the strip club with one stripper in particular,

1041
01:09:09,000 --> 01:09:11,320
Speaker 1: who did all sorts of freaky things to him, he said,

1042
01:09:11,880 --> 01:09:15,240
Speaker 1: And when he sobered up, he realized that he was

1043
01:09:15,360 --> 01:09:17,639
Speaker 1: very disappointed with himself, and he swore to his boys

1044
01:09:17,680 --> 01:09:20,400
Speaker 1: that he would never go to another strip club. Fast

1045
01:09:20,439 --> 01:09:23,240
Speaker 1: forward to two weeks ago, when a new neighbor moved

1046
01:09:23,280 --> 01:09:25,519
Speaker 1: in next to him, and who would think that it

1047
01:09:25,520 --> 01:09:27,720
Speaker 1: would be the stripper? But it was it was the

1048
01:09:27,800 --> 01:09:30,680
Speaker 1: same stripper that was doing all these freaky things to

1049
01:09:30,840 --> 01:09:33,640
Speaker 1: him in the club. So he and his wife went

1050
01:09:33,720 --> 01:09:37,000
Speaker 1: over to introduce themselves to the stripper, but he couldn't

1051
01:09:37,040 --> 01:09:39,759
Speaker 1: even say anything because he was so nervous and sweating.

1052
01:09:39,840 --> 01:09:42,120
Speaker 1: And so I think, you know, I don't think he's

1053
01:09:42,160 --> 01:09:44,639
Speaker 1: going to be able to hold it. I just don't.

1054
01:09:44,680 --> 01:09:47,120
Speaker 1: I think he's going to give himself away at some point.

1055
01:09:47,200 --> 01:09:49,720
Speaker 1: So I'm saying he may as well come clean with

1056
01:09:49,920 --> 01:09:52,280
Speaker 1: his wife and maybe not tell her all the details,

1057
01:09:52,320 --> 01:09:55,639
Speaker 1: but tell her something. And so, so, Steve, you disagree

1058
01:09:55,640 --> 01:09:58,840
Speaker 1: with that. We surely what could you possibly say that

1059
01:09:58,880 --> 01:10:01,920
Speaker 1: would be okay? Be? Yeah, and he talked to you

1060
01:10:02,000 --> 01:10:05,519
Speaker 1: for me, Okay, honey, let's talk. When we first moved

1061
01:10:05,560 --> 01:10:08,800
Speaker 1: in here, my boys took me out. Yeah, oh my god. Yeah,

1062
01:10:08,880 --> 01:10:11,160
Speaker 1: you guys went out to celebrate. Huh. Yeah we went

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01:10:11,240 --> 01:10:16,040
Speaker 1: to a strip club. Oh you did? Oh a strip club? Hello,

1064
01:10:16,280 --> 01:10:20,240
Speaker 1: right there? Right? Oh? A strip Wait? Wait, what what

1065
01:10:20,360 --> 01:10:22,960
Speaker 1: do you mean? A strip club? Strip club? Went a

1066
01:10:23,000 --> 01:10:25,640
Speaker 1: strip club? Okay, so you and your boys went just

1067
01:10:25,840 --> 01:10:29,120
Speaker 1: to celebrate. Some wives are okay with it? Yeah, So

1068
01:10:29,240 --> 01:10:31,360
Speaker 1: you guys went to a strip club and what happened.

1069
01:10:31,360 --> 01:10:34,280
Speaker 1: I'm sure nothing happened. So okay, what else happened? What else?

1070
01:10:34,479 --> 01:10:35,840
Speaker 1: You know? We were just up in there at the

1071
01:10:35,960 --> 01:10:38,479
Speaker 1: strip club, you know we we was just in a

1072
01:10:38,520 --> 01:10:43,000
Speaker 1: strip club drinking and stuff. Yeah it was crazy. Well yeah,

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01:10:43,000 --> 01:10:45,200
Speaker 1: I'm sure it was crazy because and did you drink?

1074
01:10:45,240 --> 01:10:47,960
Speaker 1: Because you know how you are when you drink. Surely

1075
01:10:48,000 --> 01:10:51,560
Speaker 1: I don't know what wife you're portraying. Some blods go

1076
01:10:51,800 --> 01:10:59,000
Speaker 1: to strip clubs with their husbands. Okay, I didn't say

1077
01:11:00,400 --> 01:11:02,519
Speaker 1: I didn't say me, and that still doesn't go either.

1078
01:11:02,880 --> 01:11:06,600
Speaker 1: But I didn't say me. Hold on, Carlin, yes you

1079
01:11:06,760 --> 01:11:14,240
Speaker 1: played a wife because well no, I'm not mad. It's

1080
01:11:14,280 --> 01:11:20,240
Speaker 1: just you're not being You're not what what not? Not

1081
01:11:20,600 --> 01:11:25,040
Speaker 1: very many? That's rare. You've been watching Instagram and you

1082
01:11:25,160 --> 01:11:28,439
Speaker 1: wrap videos out of touch? Go ahead ahead, I'm out

1083
01:11:28,479 --> 01:11:32,439
Speaker 1: of touch. Yeah, hey baby, Hey, hey, I just wanted

1084
01:11:32,479 --> 01:11:35,360
Speaker 1: to talk to you about something. What's up? Hey? You

1085
01:11:35,400 --> 01:11:37,760
Speaker 1: remember a couple of weeks ago when we was when

1086
01:11:37,800 --> 01:11:40,320
Speaker 1: we moved in and Fellas came by to celebrate with

1087
01:11:40,479 --> 01:11:44,920
Speaker 1: me and took me out. Uh huh. Well, well, you know,

1088
01:11:45,000 --> 01:11:46,920
Speaker 1: we went out to have some drinks and we ended

1089
01:11:46,960 --> 01:11:51,599
Speaker 1: up at a strip club. Okay, Okay, So y'all went

1090
01:11:51,640 --> 01:11:55,599
Speaker 1: to a strip club. So why are you bringing it up? Though? Well,

1091
01:11:56,000 --> 01:12:00,840
Speaker 1: see I'm listening. Okay, hold hold on, I'm gonna have

1092
01:12:00,880 --> 01:12:09,760
Speaker 1: another hood. You fired yourself. Well it's nothing, that's it's

1093
01:12:09,800 --> 01:12:12,240
Speaker 1: nothing to go off about. Yeah, you haven't said anything.

1094
01:12:12,520 --> 01:12:16,640
Speaker 1: You gotta keep going, okay, okay. And so so we

1095
01:12:16,720 --> 01:12:19,920
Speaker 1: went to your strip club. Okay, I'm just letting you

1096
01:12:20,040 --> 01:12:22,240
Speaker 1: know it. You know, it was it was it was

1097
01:12:22,640 --> 01:12:25,680
Speaker 1: you know, it was wild up. I was wilding a

1098
01:12:25,720 --> 01:12:29,120
Speaker 1: strip club. Okay, So how how wild did it get?

1099
01:12:29,240 --> 01:12:35,800
Speaker 1: Were you involved in the wildness where? Well, you know,

1100
01:12:35,880 --> 01:12:39,479
Speaker 1: the fellas got got the VIP room? Oh ya got

1101
01:12:39,560 --> 01:12:42,800
Speaker 1: a VP at the strip club? Yeah, what they did?

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01:12:42,920 --> 01:12:45,280
Speaker 1: I would just I was in there with him. Yeah,

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01:12:45,360 --> 01:12:49,280
Speaker 1: So what happens in the VIP room? How important were you?

1104
01:12:50,720 --> 01:12:53,840
Speaker 1: You know? I mean it's it's the VIP is very

1105
01:12:53,880 --> 01:12:58,280
Speaker 1: important people. So I'm asking about you in particular, though,

1106
01:12:58,360 --> 01:13:03,600
Speaker 1: How important were well they pay you individual attention and

1107
01:13:03,720 --> 01:13:08,040
Speaker 1: so how much attention did you get? Mister VP? I

1108
01:13:08,160 --> 01:13:12,240
Speaker 1: had my own stripper, You had your own stripper, and

1109
01:13:12,760 --> 01:13:14,360
Speaker 1: never what it is now, I'm just trying to tell

1110
01:13:14,400 --> 01:13:21,360
Speaker 1: it to you now, you want him to say, no,

1111
01:13:21,600 --> 01:13:24,240
Speaker 1: I said, don't tell him everything. You heard me say that.

1112
01:13:26,400 --> 01:13:29,760
Speaker 1: Go on, go on, where are y'all gonna let the

1113
01:13:29,840 --> 01:13:34,200
Speaker 1: conversation go at out to a strip club? Okay, thank you, Carlin,

1114
01:13:34,479 --> 01:13:36,280
Speaker 1: thank you very much. Now let me show y'all how

1115
01:13:36,360 --> 01:13:39,800
Speaker 1: they really go. Okay, baby, yeah, yeah, I want to

1116
01:13:39,800 --> 01:13:41,439
Speaker 1: talk to you for a minute. Okay, go ahead, right.

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01:13:44,080 --> 01:13:46,160
Speaker 1: You a couple of weeks ago when the fellas took

1118
01:13:46,200 --> 01:13:51,200
Speaker 1: me out, Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. We ended up going

1119
01:13:51,240 --> 01:13:59,759
Speaker 1: to a strip club, went to Oh that's irrelevant, magic

1120
01:14:00,160 --> 01:14:04,960
Speaker 1: strippers like naked strippers. You up in the strip club? Yeah? Magic?

1121
01:14:05,400 --> 01:14:08,360
Speaker 1: What what you're doing gonna up in strip club? Well,

1122
01:14:08,400 --> 01:14:11,360
Speaker 1: we went out there to celebrating. I'm not to know

1123
01:14:11,439 --> 01:14:15,599
Speaker 1: we Why was you in there? Man? Damn baby? All

1124
01:14:15,640 --> 01:14:18,160
Speaker 1: the fellas went you know, I was with him. All

1125
01:14:18,200 --> 01:14:19,960
Speaker 1: the fellas jump off the bridge. You gotta jump out

1126
01:14:20,000 --> 01:14:24,960
Speaker 1: the bridge too. Here his wife flash, mama, come on, yeah,

1127
01:14:25,040 --> 01:14:26,680
Speaker 1: come on, yeah, you know I was with him, So

1128
01:14:26,760 --> 01:14:28,400
Speaker 1: I just went on up in there. I'm just letting

1129
01:14:28,439 --> 01:14:30,439
Speaker 1: you know. Okay, you was in the strip club doing

1130
01:14:30,479 --> 01:14:32,880
Speaker 1: what doing they're doing? You know, just in there? You know,

1131
01:14:32,960 --> 01:14:35,559
Speaker 1: I don't know I wasn't chicken wings. I got fried brock.

1132
01:14:35,640 --> 01:14:37,479
Speaker 1: You go all the way to strip club just get

1133
01:14:37,600 --> 01:14:41,280
Speaker 1: chicken wing. Really, you pass the chicken place to go

1134
01:14:41,400 --> 01:14:43,320
Speaker 1: in there with a naked that to get chicken wing.

1135
01:14:44,240 --> 01:14:46,760
Speaker 1: I'm booble the food. Now, the chicken wings and a

1136
01:14:46,800 --> 01:14:50,400
Speaker 1: strip club so damn good they are no baby, but baby, baby, baby,

1137
01:14:50,439 --> 01:14:52,200
Speaker 1: you ought to go with me sometimes just to get

1138
01:14:52,280 --> 01:14:56,479
Speaker 1: I got chicken wings and freezing. I got chicken wings.

1139
01:14:58,120 --> 01:15:02,960
Speaker 1: What I'm trying to this is what I'm what I'm

1140
01:15:03,000 --> 01:15:07,800
Speaker 1: trying to tell you. Reason the vip ron mhmm. And

1141
01:15:07,960 --> 01:15:12,160
Speaker 1: the stripper that was my VP escort. You had your

1142
01:15:12,240 --> 01:15:15,840
Speaker 1: own stripper, Yeah, I have my own damn oh so

1143
01:15:16,040 --> 01:15:20,439
Speaker 1: damn The chicken awain't not now you you told me

1144
01:15:20,520 --> 01:15:29,240
Speaker 1: when they get chicken awain stepid fat. We're some mo.

1145
01:15:31,760 --> 01:15:37,960
Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Happy New Year.

1146
01:15:38,439 --> 01:15:41,639
Speaker 1: It is twenty nineteen. It's a new year, y'all. Were

1147
01:15:41,680 --> 01:15:44,960
Speaker 1: gonna get this thing started. The Steve Harvey Morning y'all.

1148
01:15:44,960 --> 01:15:48,479
Speaker 1: We appreciate you guys waking up to us every single morning.

1149
01:15:48,800 --> 01:15:51,160
Speaker 1: We love you guys. Happy New Year. We'll talk to

1150
01:15:51,240 --> 01:15:55,080
Speaker 1: you soon. All right. For some reason we cannot get

1151
01:15:55,200 --> 01:15:59,759
Speaker 1: off today's strawberry letter. We're already into part four because

1152
01:16:00,439 --> 01:16:03,160
Speaker 1: is my sexy neighbor is stressing me out? A married

1153
01:16:03,240 --> 01:16:06,519
Speaker 1: man and his wife just purchased a new house. The

1154
01:16:06,640 --> 01:16:09,120
Speaker 1: married man's boys took him out to celebrate, where they

1155
01:16:09,160 --> 01:16:12,200
Speaker 1: take him, of course, to a strip club. The husband

1156
01:16:12,320 --> 01:16:14,879
Speaker 1: ends up in a private room with this one particular

1157
01:16:15,000 --> 01:16:19,400
Speaker 1: stripper doing all kinds of freaky things to him. All right,

1158
01:16:19,720 --> 01:16:24,040
Speaker 1: He he sobers up, realizes that he was he was

1159
01:16:24,120 --> 01:16:26,040
Speaker 1: upset with himself for doing this, and he told his

1160
01:16:26,120 --> 01:16:29,080
Speaker 1: boys that he would never get drunk again. So fast

1161
01:16:29,120 --> 01:16:32,519
Speaker 1: forward to two weeks ago. Uh, this new community has

1162
01:16:32,560 --> 01:16:36,000
Speaker 1: a new neighbor. Turns out it's the stripper from the

1163
01:16:36,080 --> 01:16:41,120
Speaker 1: strip club, the new neighbor. Here we go with part

1164
01:16:41,200 --> 01:16:45,120
Speaker 1: four of the husband's husband and wife's conversation. I said

1165
01:16:45,240 --> 01:16:48,439
Speaker 1: he should tell some things because he can't hold it

1166
01:16:48,520 --> 01:16:50,960
Speaker 1: and he's not gonna be able to um keep it

1167
01:16:51,120 --> 01:16:59,160
Speaker 1: where it is. And so baby, okay, all right, okay,

1168
01:16:59,200 --> 01:17:01,320
Speaker 1: So you and that you eating chickens and chicken wings

1169
01:17:01,439 --> 01:17:05,439
Speaker 1: is so good in the strip club went in freezing.

1170
01:17:06,040 --> 01:17:08,080
Speaker 1: You didn't never ask me about no damn chicken away

1171
01:17:08,760 --> 01:17:10,679
Speaker 1: now you're gonna go down there with the strip ahead,

1172
01:17:10,720 --> 01:17:13,280
Speaker 1: finish a little story about how you going to neckt

1173
01:17:13,320 --> 01:17:18,680
Speaker 1: club and get chicken wings. Well, you know we was

1174
01:17:18,720 --> 01:17:26,120
Speaker 1: in the VIP room m hm. And you know I'm

1175
01:17:26,160 --> 01:17:28,160
Speaker 1: just trying to tell you let me sit down because

1176
01:17:28,160 --> 01:17:32,280
Speaker 1: I'm standing so I need to sit down and here this. Yeah,

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01:17:32,400 --> 01:17:36,320
Speaker 1: why is he telling you all that's too much? Shirley?

1178
01:17:36,400 --> 01:17:39,040
Speaker 1: How is that too much? When y'all ain't gonna leave

1179
01:17:39,080 --> 01:17:42,800
Speaker 1: it that I went to the strip club? Not too much?

1180
01:17:43,600 --> 01:17:46,519
Speaker 1: Not too much? Can't tell her everything too much? Now

1181
01:17:46,760 --> 01:17:50,560
Speaker 1: you shouldn't. Y'all gonna ask until you get everything. You

1182
01:17:50,640 --> 01:17:53,439
Speaker 1: can't leave it at Shirley is basically saying that he

1183
01:17:53,560 --> 01:17:56,240
Speaker 1: needs to go in there and said, your girl, that's

1184
01:17:56,320 --> 01:18:00,559
Speaker 1: the neighbor when I went to the strip club. Okay,

1185
01:18:01,080 --> 01:18:06,120
Speaker 1: that's what you're saying. Something baby, Remember that night we

1186
01:18:06,200 --> 01:18:09,600
Speaker 1: went out? Yeah, and uh me and the felt we

1187
01:18:09,640 --> 01:18:12,960
Speaker 1: went to a strip club. One of the strippers that's

1188
01:18:13,040 --> 01:18:16,160
Speaker 1: in the club. That's how has moved across the street. Well,

1189
01:18:16,240 --> 01:18:17,760
Speaker 1: why you didn't say you knew the lady when we

1190
01:18:17,800 --> 01:18:23,280
Speaker 1: went over there. Now I'm over in the house. We

1191
01:18:23,520 --> 01:18:25,320
Speaker 1: we was over there together. You didn't say. Now you

1192
01:18:25,360 --> 01:18:27,679
Speaker 1: act like you didn't know the damn lady y'all winking

1193
01:18:27,720 --> 01:18:31,000
Speaker 1: and blinking and and and and writing it down. I

1194
01:18:31,080 --> 01:18:34,479
Speaker 1: don't know. You don't know. You said that the lady

1195
01:18:34,520 --> 01:18:36,439
Speaker 1: from the strip club. That's what you told me. She

1196
01:18:36,600 --> 01:18:38,479
Speaker 1: was one of the strippers at the strip club. Does

1197
01:18:38,560 --> 01:18:43,000
Speaker 1: she know? You don't? I don't know you know? Huh yeah,

1198
01:18:43,040 --> 01:18:45,559
Speaker 1: I'm just told how come we didn't say that over there?

1199
01:18:45,960 --> 01:18:47,599
Speaker 1: Why we got to get back? Why you don't want

1200
01:18:47,600 --> 01:18:51,160
Speaker 1: her to know? I'm your wife? I'm bad, baby. I

1201
01:18:51,200 --> 01:18:53,120
Speaker 1: mean we went over there together. Yeah, you're my wife.

1202
01:18:53,120 --> 01:18:55,800
Speaker 1: But when she told you she was dancing, was giving

1203
01:18:55,840 --> 01:18:57,920
Speaker 1: me the own number, Why you didn't say, oh, I

1204
01:18:58,080 --> 01:18:59,560
Speaker 1: got it from the club. Why you didn't say that?

1205
01:18:59,640 --> 01:19:01,920
Speaker 1: Why I ain't got a number from the club. Oh

1206
01:19:02,000 --> 01:19:04,160
Speaker 1: you just know you didn't get a number? No him, No,

1207
01:19:04,280 --> 01:19:06,000
Speaker 1: why would I get a stripper? You'll go to the

1208
01:19:06,040 --> 01:19:09,120
Speaker 1: stripper club just to get chicken? Way she bumping and grinding, y'all,

1209
01:19:09,160 --> 01:19:11,599
Speaker 1: blinking and winking and everything. And now she go over

1210
01:19:11,640 --> 01:19:15,120
Speaker 1: there and introduced herself to me. That made me look stupid. No,

1211
01:19:15,240 --> 01:19:20,080
Speaker 1: I'm looking stupid, stepping No my husband, but damn baby,

1212
01:19:20,120 --> 01:19:22,360
Speaker 1: I ain't I high. No was hut when you walked

1213
01:19:22,360 --> 01:19:24,479
Speaker 1: over that pup y'all you knew that you the woman.

1214
01:19:24,520 --> 01:19:26,240
Speaker 1: You could have said something there, but you don't open

1215
01:19:26,280 --> 01:19:28,800
Speaker 1: your mouth. I walk all the way back off it.

1216
01:19:28,920 --> 01:19:33,599
Speaker 1: What's stripping? Name? Because? But what's the stripper's name? Glad up?

1217
01:19:33,800 --> 01:19:40,599
Speaker 1: He don't know name? How much money you spend? If

1218
01:19:40,640 --> 01:19:46,400
Speaker 1: you hammy, you can hit me how much money? It

1219
01:19:46,600 --> 01:19:48,880
Speaker 1: wasn't that much? You know, you know your neighbor. You

1220
01:19:48,920 --> 01:19:51,320
Speaker 1: know the Fellers paid for everything because they were celebrating.

1221
01:19:51,360 --> 01:19:54,400
Speaker 1: I don't know picking number out there, I don't know

1222
01:19:54,479 --> 01:19:57,599
Speaker 1: what it calls. Baby, you know VIP room, you know strippers?

1223
01:19:57,680 --> 01:20:01,360
Speaker 1: I don't know. You'll have no. I was about five

1224
01:20:01,479 --> 01:20:07,559
Speaker 1: six hundred. You Lord Jesus, Father, God, Lord Jesus, can

1225
01:20:07,640 --> 01:20:11,120
Speaker 1: we just bumped this house? Lord God give me the

1226
01:20:11,240 --> 01:20:14,320
Speaker 1: God we go the Lord, God Jesus, give me strip Father,

1227
01:20:15,760 --> 01:20:20,160
Speaker 1: things in your name about this Jesus, it wasn't your

1228
01:20:20,200 --> 01:20:22,439
Speaker 1: six hundred. You know how that hurts my spirit? Steve,

1229
01:20:22,520 --> 01:20:25,040
Speaker 1: Why don't you know how to You're standing over there

1230
01:20:25,080 --> 01:20:26,880
Speaker 1: with a strip of talking to the strip of you know,

1231
01:20:27,560 --> 01:20:29,439
Speaker 1: and you don't get a strip of five hundred dollars

1232
01:20:29,439 --> 01:20:33,559
Speaker 1: to help my move in. And know what she's gonna

1233
01:20:33,560 --> 01:20:36,840
Speaker 1: do with the money. I didn't. It's gonna move in

1234
01:20:37,160 --> 01:20:40,719
Speaker 1: a brand new damn card. That's your man, that's our money. No, baby,

1235
01:20:40,760 --> 01:20:42,840
Speaker 1: you can't buy no car, No five hundred dollars. You

1236
01:20:42,880 --> 01:20:45,439
Speaker 1: can't go toward it and go toward it and go

1237
01:20:45,560 --> 01:21:00,080
Speaker 1: toward toward toward it. Can I say something, Chris? You

1238
01:21:00,160 --> 01:21:03,040
Speaker 1: know what I've learned this whole situation which y'all just

1239
01:21:03,240 --> 01:21:05,400
Speaker 1: kept going and kept going shirley. It didn't even have

1240
01:21:05,479 --> 01:21:08,559
Speaker 1: to get that d No, you had to say, I'm

1241
01:21:08,560 --> 01:21:11,240
Speaker 1: gonna tell you nothing. Just as a woman. This girl

1242
01:21:11,479 --> 01:21:13,800
Speaker 1: that's the neighbor. I saw her at the strip club.

1243
01:21:13,880 --> 01:21:15,639
Speaker 1: So I'm just letting you know you might not want

1244
01:21:15,680 --> 01:21:18,000
Speaker 1: to be chit chatting it up with your girl and

1245
01:21:18,120 --> 01:21:23,599
Speaker 1: he over there because they're guilty and they start acting stupid.

1246
01:21:24,080 --> 01:21:28,280
Speaker 1: Cut this woman yard every Wednesday. See that's guilt. Yeah,

1247
01:21:32,160 --> 01:21:37,479
Speaker 1: far for show. Bring it up. It's just a lie.

1248
01:21:37,840 --> 01:21:41,080
Speaker 1: Ain't nobody got to know? Donna say nothing. Well, if

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Speaker 1: he can't play at all, he does, we can't lay.

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Speaker 1: What's the best way? The best way? He just said,

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01:21:49,040 --> 01:21:54,000
Speaker 1: you're not listening. I understand women are better. Yeah, because

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01:21:55,040 --> 01:21:57,680
Speaker 1: over there, the kids cannot go over there because the

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01:21:57,720 --> 01:21:59,639
Speaker 1: first day kid, I know your daddy when you tell

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01:21:59,680 --> 01:22:04,880
Speaker 1: your if you come home with that, and what if

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01:22:04,960 --> 01:22:08,400
Speaker 1: the stripper says something, then you really say none of

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01:22:08,479 --> 01:22:13,880
Speaker 1: you go with every winds into a neighborhood. The family

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01:22:13,960 --> 01:22:16,120
Speaker 1: people that didn't want to tell the women she is stripper,

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01:22:16,320 --> 01:22:19,720
Speaker 1: she's a dance instruct well, it depends on how the

1259
01:22:19,840 --> 01:22:22,160
Speaker 1: husband is at I don't think she's gonna say anything.

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01:22:22,280 --> 01:22:24,519
Speaker 1: I just feel like it's the husband's job to give

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01:22:24,600 --> 01:22:27,280
Speaker 1: his wife a heads up about not being buddy chums

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01:22:27,320 --> 01:22:31,720
Speaker 1: with the old girls had lap dance. If she is

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01:22:31,840 --> 01:22:35,040
Speaker 1: crazy enough to say something, you have already told your wife.

1264
01:22:35,120 --> 01:22:38,360
Speaker 1: So you want, let's go. Part five. This was the

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01:22:38,520 --> 01:22:41,600
Speaker 1: longest Strawberry Letter ever. We'll be back with more of

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Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this. What Everybodn't Boy?

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Speaker 1: of people telling you what you need to do? Or

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Speaker 1: here's another what you need to do? Check out the

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Speaker 1: wants spend Chester Avenue ten minutes away from the airport,

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Speaker 1: right on the corner from the Big Donut each and

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Speaker 1: every Tuesday and at for headliner Taco Tuesday. That's Tuesday.

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Speaker 1: but tickets go to event right dot com. Jay Spot

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Speaker 1: Comedy Club dot com. Watch out, damn uh morning, everybody.

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01:23:18,600 --> 01:23:23,040
Speaker 1: That's my best junior voice. You're listening to Steve Harvey Show.

1278
01:23:25,400 --> 01:23:28,639
Speaker 1: This is the strawberry letter that keeps on giving. Man,

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01:23:29,320 --> 01:23:32,920
Speaker 1: it really is. Subject. My sexy neighbor is stressing me

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01:23:33,160 --> 01:23:37,320
Speaker 1: out right there because he don't know how to feel

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01:23:37,400 --> 01:23:42,600
Speaker 1: that handle the truth. You're going to get busted. He

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01:23:42,720 --> 01:23:48,439
Speaker 1: can't handle it. That's all So a married man I

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01:23:48,520 --> 01:23:50,599
Speaker 1: feel like, I mean, yeah, this is what this trapped

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01:23:50,640 --> 01:23:55,479
Speaker 1: in the closet. Part five. Married man wrote us he

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01:23:55,560 --> 01:23:57,240
Speaker 1: and his wife just purchased a new house in the

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01:23:57,280 --> 01:23:59,880
Speaker 1: new community. He and his boys were his boys were

1287
01:24:00,120 --> 01:24:02,080
Speaker 1: before him, so they all went out to a strip club.

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01:24:02,439 --> 01:24:06,439
Speaker 1: He got drunk, very drunk, ended up buying a private

1289
01:24:06,680 --> 01:24:09,240
Speaker 1: room in the strip club with this one particular stripper

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01:24:09,280 --> 01:24:11,720
Speaker 1: who did all kinds of freaky things to him. He

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01:24:11,880 --> 01:24:14,679
Speaker 1: sobered up and realized that he was mad at himself,

1292
01:24:14,920 --> 01:24:16,720
Speaker 1: and he told his boys he would never get that

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01:24:16,880 --> 01:24:20,360
Speaker 1: drunk again. Fast forward two weeks ago. I told you

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01:24:20,439 --> 01:24:22,439
Speaker 1: it's a new community. So a new neighbor moved in

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01:24:22,640 --> 01:24:25,599
Speaker 1: right next door to them, and it turns out it's

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01:24:25,640 --> 01:24:28,040
Speaker 1: the stripper who was at the club doing all kinds

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01:24:28,080 --> 01:24:34,000
Speaker 1: of freaky things to him. Okay, anyway, So he and

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01:24:34,080 --> 01:24:36,719
Speaker 1: his wife went over to introduce themselves to the new stripper,

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01:24:37,200 --> 01:24:40,320
Speaker 1: I mean to the new neighbor who told his wife

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01:24:40,360 --> 01:24:46,519
Speaker 1: she was a dancing structor, and he was all nervous

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01:24:46,600 --> 01:24:48,880
Speaker 1: and he just doesn't know what to do. I said,

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01:24:48,920 --> 01:24:51,880
Speaker 1: before anything goes any further out of hand, tell his

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01:24:52,000 --> 01:24:55,880
Speaker 1: wife something. Steve says, absolutely no. Part five. Here we go.

1304
01:24:56,600 --> 01:24:58,599
Speaker 1: Now he had to part with. A lady is upset

1305
01:24:59,080 --> 01:25:01,840
Speaker 1: talking to her husband. Now, I'm gonna show you how

1306
01:25:01,880 --> 01:25:04,000
Speaker 1: how to get out of this. You over there talking

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01:25:04,040 --> 01:25:06,280
Speaker 1: to a stripper that you know that you knew, you

1308
01:25:06,400 --> 01:25:10,759
Speaker 1: knew before you went over there. I'm standing on the exchange. Yeah, baby,

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01:25:10,960 --> 01:25:14,040
Speaker 1: I don't know her. You don't know at all, not

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01:25:14,200 --> 01:25:17,400
Speaker 1: at all that she hadn't told you she met me

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01:25:17,520 --> 01:25:20,639
Speaker 1: at a strip club. I don't remember her at all.

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01:25:21,240 --> 01:25:24,240
Speaker 1: We was at the strip club. But I don't know her.

1313
01:25:27,120 --> 01:25:30,519
Speaker 1: Just friends, just friends. No, no, no, we ain't friends.

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01:25:30,560 --> 01:25:32,560
Speaker 1: I don't know her. You didn't recognize it when you

1315
01:25:32,600 --> 01:25:40,040
Speaker 1: went over there. It's dog in there. I'm stay in there.

1316
01:25:42,720 --> 01:25:44,640
Speaker 1: But you remember the five hundred dollars. You remember that.

1317
01:25:45,400 --> 01:25:47,160
Speaker 1: I remember the five hundred dollar because you asked me

1318
01:25:47,160 --> 01:25:49,040
Speaker 1: about how much of day spending. It wasn't now money.

1319
01:25:49,080 --> 01:25:51,400
Speaker 1: The fellas treated me because it was celebrating me getting

1320
01:25:51,439 --> 01:25:55,240
Speaker 1: a house. Over here, your money not a dollar mine.

1321
01:25:56,720 --> 01:25:58,760
Speaker 1: I still got all mine in the wallet. I left

1322
01:25:58,760 --> 01:26:00,800
Speaker 1: here with two fifty. Go go look. I'm gonna say this,

1323
01:26:00,960 --> 01:26:03,240
Speaker 1: and I'm only say this one time. I bet that

1324
01:26:03,360 --> 01:26:05,840
Speaker 1: catch you even looking over there. Oh I probably won't.

1325
01:26:06,160 --> 01:26:08,880
Speaker 1: I bet that catch you looking but probably Why would

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01:26:08,920 --> 01:26:10,519
Speaker 1: I look over that when I got anything I want.

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01:26:10,760 --> 01:26:13,800
Speaker 1: I'm just telling you that we cool. If I catch

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01:26:13,800 --> 01:26:15,880
Speaker 1: you looking over there, I'm not gonna look over that.

1329
01:26:16,000 --> 01:26:17,920
Speaker 1: I don't know this one. You might get hit by

1330
01:26:17,960 --> 01:26:19,519
Speaker 1: a car because you ain't gonna even look that way.

1331
01:26:19,960 --> 01:26:23,280
Speaker 1: Claud's coming. I just be hit by the carm you

1332
01:26:23,400 --> 01:26:26,040
Speaker 1: pull out, You just look the other way and keep driving.

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01:26:26,640 --> 01:26:29,400
Speaker 1: Let me catch you looking over that. Let me see it.

1334
01:26:32,240 --> 01:26:34,400
Speaker 1: Look at me when I'm done? Why would I glance?

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01:26:37,040 --> 01:26:40,040
Speaker 1: How did I glance? Baby? I told you I don't

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01:26:40,040 --> 01:26:42,200
Speaker 1: even remember the woman she told me about. She remembered me.

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01:26:42,240 --> 01:26:45,200
Speaker 1: I don't remember her. I just I said what I

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01:26:45,280 --> 01:26:47,120
Speaker 1: had said. You said what you had said. I'm leaving

1339
01:26:47,120 --> 01:26:49,280
Speaker 1: it that. I'm done when you do with it, So

1340
01:26:49,360 --> 01:26:50,920
Speaker 1: you're not gonna be looking over there no more? Right,

1341
01:26:51,160 --> 01:26:54,120
Speaker 1: we got that. I ain't looked over there yet. All right, okay,

1342
01:26:56,400 --> 01:27:04,439
Speaker 1: slip up and look, y'all need to move move around

1343
01:27:04,479 --> 01:27:12,280
Speaker 1: the corner here. You know they can't move alright. I

1344
01:27:12,360 --> 01:27:14,120
Speaker 1: don't know if we're coming back with a part six,

1345
01:27:14,240 --> 01:27:16,760
Speaker 1: but anyway, this is the longest Strawberry letter ever and

1346
01:27:16,800 --> 01:27:19,400
Speaker 1: it was a good one too. Today my sexy neighbor

1347
01:27:19,520 --> 01:27:21,679
Speaker 1: is stressing me out. We will be back with more

1348
01:27:21,800 --> 01:27:25,519
Speaker 1: of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this. You're

1349
01:27:25,560 --> 01:27:31,800
Speaker 1: listening Steve Show. All right, here we go. We are back.

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01:27:31,920 --> 01:27:36,000
Speaker 1: We cannot seem to get off this letter. We thought

1351
01:27:36,000 --> 01:27:39,680
Speaker 1: it was over, but here we are again. Podcast. We

1352
01:27:39,800 --> 01:27:45,080
Speaker 1: are very decisively divided this show between off the air y'all.

1353
01:27:45,200 --> 01:27:51,280
Speaker 1: The debate is raging every woman. Monica Shelley holla insists

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01:27:51,560 --> 01:27:54,559
Speaker 1: that it's best that this man tell her the truth

1355
01:27:54,880 --> 01:27:58,080
Speaker 1: so she don't get blind side. All of us are

1356
01:27:58,160 --> 01:28:02,320
Speaker 1: convinced that to ain't bad news into your house is

1357
01:28:02,360 --> 01:28:06,280
Speaker 1: the dumbest mistake you can make. Well, when she found out, well,

1358
01:28:06,360 --> 01:28:09,240
Speaker 1: when she found out, we'll deal with it. And yeah,

1359
01:28:10,280 --> 01:28:12,480
Speaker 1: you all just don't want to deal with the questions

1360
01:28:12,760 --> 01:28:14,719
Speaker 1: and all of that that you think is going to happen.

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01:28:15,400 --> 01:28:17,479
Speaker 1: That's and I say that he has to tell her

1362
01:28:17,520 --> 01:28:20,439
Speaker 1: because the wife exchange phone numbers with her. That's why.

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01:28:20,479 --> 01:28:23,680
Speaker 1: Ain't nobody tell her to do that? But it's done though,

1364
01:28:26,680 --> 01:28:29,400
Speaker 1: and they're gonna have and they're gonna have a housewarming

1365
01:28:29,439 --> 01:28:32,360
Speaker 1: party that she's going to invite the stripper neighbor too.

1366
01:28:33,479 --> 01:28:39,120
Speaker 1: So what okay dealing with You don't know that the

1367
01:28:39,280 --> 01:28:42,759
Speaker 1: stripper already smirked at him when they were leaving. Wife,

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01:28:43,439 --> 01:28:48,400
Speaker 1: that she's gonna she's, yeah, she's gonna see something. Why

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01:28:48,439 --> 01:28:52,639
Speaker 1: are we missing the blessing that she got a big,

1370
01:28:53,080 --> 01:28:57,800
Speaker 1: beautiful move next dough? Why are we avoiding this? Why

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01:28:57,800 --> 01:29:01,479
Speaker 1: are we not embracing it? I don't we the fence

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01:29:01,600 --> 01:29:05,760
Speaker 1: that divides I back y'alls Villa Villa gate, Right, there

1373
01:29:05,880 --> 01:29:08,599
Speaker 1: be to walk back and forth. Why are we missing

1374
01:29:08,680 --> 01:29:14,599
Speaker 1: out on this? Y'all? Y'all amazed me. When a blessing comes,

1375
01:29:14,600 --> 01:29:17,240
Speaker 1: you don't see it, your turn on the way, you

1376
01:29:17,360 --> 01:29:20,640
Speaker 1: run go towards it. When they switched them numbers, go

1377
01:29:20,680 --> 01:29:24,240
Speaker 1: over that at midnight, listen, she can't find out body

1378
01:29:24,280 --> 01:29:29,000
Speaker 1: meaning your descript club night? Cool? All right, I'm not listen.

1379
01:29:29,040 --> 01:29:32,479
Speaker 1: I'm gonna come back here on Wednesdays. Tighten up everything

1380
01:29:32,560 --> 01:29:36,000
Speaker 1: around everything you need him? All right, I'm gonna put

1381
01:29:36,040 --> 01:29:37,600
Speaker 1: that little ole gate over here on this fence. We

1382
01:29:37,720 --> 01:29:39,960
Speaker 1: gotta go in and out this gate. That's how we're

1383
01:29:39,960 --> 01:29:42,200
Speaker 1: gonna work this back. But I don't want nothing else

1384
01:29:42,240 --> 01:29:44,760
Speaker 1: going on. You can't be running run the street with her.

1385
01:29:44,960 --> 01:29:49,360
Speaker 1: You're a dead man, yeah, healthful in your sleep. You

1386
01:29:49,479 --> 01:29:54,400
Speaker 1: must think your wife is just stupid, he said, twelve

1387
01:29:54,439 --> 01:29:59,840
Speaker 1: o'clock at night. And want me when your wife asked

1388
01:29:59,880 --> 01:30:04,599
Speaker 1: you what the gate is? Fat? What she's not been

1389
01:30:04,680 --> 01:30:07,519
Speaker 1: to see? That gate doesn't hardaway gate? That gate I'm

1390
01:30:07,520 --> 01:30:12,880
Speaker 1: gonna put up there lasers. What it ain't no hand,

1391
01:30:14,160 --> 01:30:21,719
Speaker 1: it's not ticket. Wow. So so you cutting neighbor was y'all, Yeah,

1392
01:30:22,160 --> 01:30:25,240
Speaker 1: she's gonna really now, Yeah, I can I'm gonna cut

1393
01:30:25,360 --> 01:30:27,240
Speaker 1: more than one neighbor. I guess I need to do that.

1394
01:30:27,320 --> 01:30:34,599
Speaker 1: You're gonna end up cutting that whole blot for free, Dave.

1395
01:30:34,640 --> 01:30:43,720
Speaker 1: You're awfully quiet right now, nothing, he says, Right now.

1396
01:30:43,800 --> 01:30:47,160
Speaker 1: We just agree to disagree you. Yeah, we agree to

1397
01:30:47,240 --> 01:30:51,200
Speaker 1: disagree show. Yeah, we all have different opinions, which which

1398
01:30:51,240 --> 01:30:57,439
Speaker 1: is what the audience had? Yeah, on social media, you know,

1399
01:30:57,600 --> 01:30:59,400
Speaker 1: all the guys are gonna say, don't tell. All the

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01:30:59,439 --> 01:31:02,920
Speaker 1: women are good to say tell pretty much. Yeah, don't

1401
01:31:03,000 --> 01:31:07,600
Speaker 1: say nothing. You cut your tongue at That's what I do.

1402
01:31:11,280 --> 01:31:14,040
Speaker 1: All right, We will be back, No, not with part seven.

1403
01:31:14,280 --> 01:31:16,920
Speaker 1: I think I think we're done. Now. We're coming back

1404
01:31:17,000 --> 01:31:20,479
Speaker 1: with Steve's closing remarks at forty nine after the hour.

1405
01:31:21,000 --> 01:31:25,960
Speaker 1: You're listening to Steve. Our closing remarks are back as well.

1406
01:31:26,000 --> 01:31:29,720
Speaker 1: What you have for us? Here we go. Here's a suggestion.

1407
01:31:30,400 --> 01:31:34,320
Speaker 1: Here's what I came up with for today, A suggestion

1408
01:31:35,160 --> 01:31:38,520
Speaker 1: or something I've learned that has helped me out dramatically

1409
01:31:39,120 --> 01:31:45,080
Speaker 1: in accomplishing my goals and attaining my dreams. I still

1410
01:31:45,200 --> 01:31:47,920
Speaker 1: have things I'm after, still have goals that I've not

1411
01:31:48,120 --> 01:31:51,439
Speaker 1: yet met in dreams that I haven't seen come true yet.

1412
01:31:51,960 --> 01:31:54,599
Speaker 1: But I'm working on them and I know they will.

1413
01:31:55,520 --> 01:31:59,040
Speaker 1: And I know they will because I have mastered one

1414
01:31:59,200 --> 01:32:02,240
Speaker 1: technique of how to do it. I'm gonna share it

1415
01:32:02,320 --> 01:32:06,439
Speaker 1: with you right now. If you are wanting something from God,

1416
01:32:07,800 --> 01:32:09,680
Speaker 1: this is just for spiritual people. If you're not a

1417
01:32:09,720 --> 01:32:11,599
Speaker 1: spiritual person, you can go and do what you want

1418
01:32:11,600 --> 01:32:14,680
Speaker 1: to do right now. Only this is for people who

1419
01:32:14,800 --> 01:32:22,800
Speaker 1: believe in God. When I want something for God, when

1420
01:32:22,840 --> 01:32:26,040
Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach a certain goal or fulfill a

1421
01:32:26,200 --> 01:32:31,000
Speaker 1: dream or attain something, I never go about it without

1422
01:32:31,120 --> 01:32:34,280
Speaker 1: his help. You know. The things that I do on

1423
01:32:34,439 --> 01:32:36,560
Speaker 1: my own, I'm just doing them, you know, Like you know,

1424
01:32:37,240 --> 01:32:40,160
Speaker 1: I don't simple stuff, you know, like make sure I

1425
01:32:40,240 --> 01:32:42,360
Speaker 1: got water in my office so I can drink enough.

1426
01:32:42,439 --> 01:32:47,280
Speaker 1: Now I don't, I can do that right. But let's

1427
01:32:47,320 --> 01:32:51,479
Speaker 1: say I have an aspiration or dream that's pretty big

1428
01:32:51,640 --> 01:32:54,560
Speaker 1: as our most of mine, and as should yours be.

1429
01:32:55,560 --> 01:32:58,519
Speaker 1: You should dream as big as you possibly can. You

1430
01:32:58,520 --> 01:33:02,479
Speaker 1: should let your imagination should lead you into the life

1431
01:33:02,560 --> 01:33:05,320
Speaker 1: that God has for you. Not. A way to do

1432
01:33:05,479 --> 01:33:09,120
Speaker 1: that is to first of all, ask, because the scripture

1433
01:33:09,160 --> 01:33:12,599
Speaker 1: says you have not because you ask not, And then

1434
01:33:12,720 --> 01:33:16,439
Speaker 1: you have to believe. You have to have faith that

1435
01:33:16,680 --> 01:33:21,080
Speaker 1: God can do anything but fail. The third thing you

1436
01:33:21,240 --> 01:33:27,439
Speaker 1: need is a work ethic, an unrelenting work ethic. There's

1437
01:33:27,479 --> 01:33:32,479
Speaker 1: a scripture that says faith without works is dead. So

1438
01:33:32,880 --> 01:33:36,040
Speaker 1: after you ask for this incredible dream or vision or

1439
01:33:36,120 --> 01:33:38,720
Speaker 1: goal that you have and you put the faith in it,

1440
01:33:38,880 --> 01:33:42,759
Speaker 1: the belief, you got to work because faith without works

1441
01:33:42,880 --> 01:33:46,920
Speaker 1: is dead. Okay, cool? Now, the best way to accomplish

1442
01:33:46,960 --> 01:33:50,040
Speaker 1: your dreams and gifts, First of all, you should tie

1443
01:33:50,080 --> 01:33:52,439
Speaker 1: it to your I mean your goals and gifts. Your

1444
01:33:52,479 --> 01:33:54,840
Speaker 1: goals and dreams you have to tie to your gift.

1445
01:33:55,720 --> 01:33:58,439
Speaker 1: Everything should be tied to your gift. Now, if you

1446
01:33:58,520 --> 01:34:01,040
Speaker 1: want an airplane or goals special trips, has nothing to

1447
01:34:01,080 --> 01:34:03,719
Speaker 1: do with your gift. But the route that you're gonna

1448
01:34:03,760 --> 01:34:07,800
Speaker 1: get to this goal and to this dream has to

1449
01:34:07,920 --> 01:34:11,720
Speaker 1: be tied to your gift. Okay. Now, once you do

1450
01:34:11,920 --> 01:34:17,560
Speaker 1: that and you ask God for something that's impossible, be

1451
01:34:17,800 --> 01:34:22,519
Speaker 1: careful who you share it with because sharing things from

1452
01:34:22,560 --> 01:34:27,479
Speaker 1: your imagination is not always in your best interests. Because

1453
01:34:27,760 --> 01:34:31,280
Speaker 1: your imagination is yours and yours alone. Other people can't

1454
01:34:31,320 --> 01:34:34,320
Speaker 1: see it, They don't see no way how. They just

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Speaker 1: start shooting it down but when you do ask God

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Speaker 1: for this incredible thing, listen to me, the how to

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Speaker 1: is none of your business. Let me repeat that. When

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Speaker 1: you ask God for your visions, your goals, your dreams,

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Speaker 1: your aspirations, and you believe He'll do it, and you're

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Speaker 1: willing to work as hard as you can to accomplish,

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Speaker 1: that's all that's required of you. The how to is

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Speaker 1: none of your business. Get out of the way. The

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Speaker 1: reason there is no scripture that tells us as people

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Speaker 1: to figure it out is because if you're asking God

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Speaker 1: for something so big, you gotta leave it up to him.

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Speaker 1: You gotta let him handle it. The how to is

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Speaker 1: not any of your business. The how too is not

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Speaker 1: up to you. It's up to your faith and your

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Speaker 1: belief in a higher power. Stop tripping on the how too.

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Speaker 1: It ain't your business. The reason the how to is

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Speaker 1: not up to you I have found in my life

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Speaker 1: is for this reason right here, because my ways and

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Speaker 1: my understanding is not enough to get me to where

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Speaker 1: I want to go. Be entertained to where I want

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Speaker 1: to go be have entertained. My ways and my understanding

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Speaker 1: is not enough because I'm asking God for something so

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Speaker 1: huge that I don't know how to get it, but

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Speaker 1: I know that he does. You can't even fathom his ways.

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Speaker 1: You can quit tripping, you can save yourself a lot

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Speaker 1: of time. You can't google his ways. You don't know

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Speaker 1: the route he's gonna take. You don't know how he's

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Speaker 1: gonna touch certain people's hearts along the way. You don't

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Speaker 1: know how he gonna move people into position to get

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Speaker 1: you exactly what you need, when you need it, and

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Speaker 1: how you need it. You have no idea what God

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Speaker 1: is going to do and how he's going to do it.

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Speaker 1: So why trouble yourself with the how too? Because it

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Speaker 1: ain't your business. The how too is not up to you.

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Speaker 1: And the reason is not up to you is because

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Speaker 1: when you ask for something so great that you absolutely

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Speaker 1: have to have God's help to get it, your ways

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Speaker 1: and understanding is not enough. You won't be able to

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Speaker 1: accomplish it because you can't even fathom his ways. You

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Speaker 1: have no idea how He's going to go about it.

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Speaker 1: You're clueless. You can't move the pieces the way God can.

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Speaker 1: You can't do it man. As a matter of fact,

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Speaker 1: if you try, you're all in the way. Now you're

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Speaker 1: gonna mess it up. You are now blocking the blessing

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Speaker 1: with concerning yourself with the how to. The how to

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Speaker 1: is none of your business. You have to ask, believe,

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Speaker 1: and be willing to work your tail all. That's how

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Speaker 1: you accomplish it in life, and how to ain't your business.

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Speaker 1: Those are my closing remarks. You'll have a great weekend

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