WEBVTT - DONKEY: Man With Objectophilia. i.e A Sexual Balloon Fetish

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<v Speaker 1>This don't be a dusting because right now you want

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<v Speaker 1>some real It's time for Donkey of Day. So if

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<v Speaker 1>we ever feel I need to be a duk man

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<v Speaker 1>with the heat she getting, I had become Donkey of

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<v Speaker 1>the day the breakfast club bitches Yes, Darky to day

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<v Speaker 1>for Friday, February seventeenth, goes to a cosh my gym

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<v Speaker 1>my jym dar. I think I pronounced his name, definitely,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think not. But he's twenty eight years old

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<v Speaker 1>in Hell's from India. Okay, Now, it's Friday, so you

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<v Speaker 1>know what that means. It's freaky, freaking freaking Friday. You're

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<v Speaker 1>not gonna do it with me? Well, where are we going?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna do it again, and I want you to. Okay, alright,

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<v Speaker 1>it's Friday, so you know what that means. It's freakye

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<v Speaker 1>freaky freaky Friday. Okay, Hey listen, I'm not here to

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<v Speaker 1>king shame anyone. Okay, all right, I know folks have

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<v Speaker 1>all types of fetishes and sexual attractions, but we have

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<v Speaker 1>to be honest people. You're putting too many things on

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<v Speaker 1>the menu nowadays. Boy, all right, folks have way too

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<v Speaker 1>many choices, all right, way too many options, and at

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<v Speaker 1>some point we have to get back to the salute

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<v Speaker 1>the In and Out Burger carry you from Los Angeles.

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<v Speaker 1>You know In and Out Burger very well. Okay, when

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<v Speaker 1>I'm on the West Coast, I'd love ind and Out Burger.

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<v Speaker 1>I will not be eating it anymore because I have

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<v Speaker 1>to get my cholesterol down. But the reason I'm saluting

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<v Speaker 1>in and up Burger is because they have the most

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<v Speaker 1>basic menu on the planet. Double double cheeseburger, hamburger, fries, bomb,

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<v Speaker 1>that's it. Now they got the not so secret menu, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's nothing really crazy on the double meat, the

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<v Speaker 1>three by three, four by four if you really don't

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<v Speaker 1>give a damn about clogging your arteries and just want

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<v Speaker 1>to die. But the not so Secret menu is kind

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<v Speaker 1>of like these new sexual fetishes people have. Like I

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<v Speaker 1>grew up in the nineteen hundreds when the menu was

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<v Speaker 1>basic when it came to sexual desires. Men like women,

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<v Speaker 1>women like men, men like men, women like men, are

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<v Speaker 1>women like women? Okay. Now it's just the free fall nowadays, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>And it's just like a double damn royal rumble when

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<v Speaker 1>it comes to rubbing, who you want to rub the

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<v Speaker 1>right way and this guy, a cosh has added something

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<v Speaker 1>new to the menu. See a cosh. It's sexually attracted

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<v Speaker 1>to what the American government just shot out the sky. No,

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<v Speaker 1>not the UFOs, the balloon. Yeshkashi is sexually attracted the balloons.

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<v Speaker 1>He is currently in a high flying, committed relationship with

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<v Speaker 1>a bunch of balloons. I'm not making any of this up.

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<v Speaker 1>Go to the NY Post. The ny Post that he

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<v Speaker 1>loves these balloons so much that he could burst. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>he is sexually attracted to inanimate objects. I'm not talking

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<v Speaker 1>about blow up dolls. I'm talking about plain old star

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<v Speaker 1>bought balloons that you can blow up with your mouth. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a term for that. I can't pronounce it, let's

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<v Speaker 1>hear it. There are some researchers and psychologists who believe

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<v Speaker 1>this is maybe just a type of sexual preference. So

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<v Speaker 1>when we think about heterosexuality homosexuality recently, there are people

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<v Speaker 1>who say they're asexual, so they really don't have any

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<v Speaker 1>sexual preference towards a human being that this could potentially

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<v Speaker 1>be thought of as that. So for them loving cuddling

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<v Speaker 1>very different physical anatomy. That's not part of the picture.

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<v Speaker 1>I think the only concern I do have is that

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<v Speaker 1>some of these individuals do have less relationships overall. They

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<v Speaker 1>just don't connect well with other human beings. And yes see,

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<v Speaker 1>this man of cost says what started as a friendship

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<v Speaker 1>is now inflated into something more. He says he likes

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<v Speaker 1>the balloons presence and warmth, and he shares intimate feelings

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<v Speaker 1>with balloons and vice versa. Let me tell you something, man,

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<v Speaker 1>this is why humans don't deserve nice things, and by

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<v Speaker 1>nice things, I mean women and the vaginas that come

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<v Speaker 1>with them. Because we live in an era arguably the

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<v Speaker 1>easiest time to get some ass. Okay, whatever kind of

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<v Speaker 1>ass you want, whether this man asked, woman asks ass

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<v Speaker 1>is easy to attain in twenty twenty three, but folks

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<v Speaker 1>don't even want it because the menu was too broad. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>forget the cheeseburger or the double double. I would like

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<v Speaker 1>a balloon, all right, A cosh, You really need to

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<v Speaker 1>see a therapist for your commitment issues, okay, because you

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<v Speaker 1>are only with these balloons because you know the relationship

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<v Speaker 1>won't last long. Balloons have a lifespan of between two

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<v Speaker 1>and five days. So you fall in love with these balloons,

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<v Speaker 1>you blowed them up. Okay, make them think they're the

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<v Speaker 1>only one didn't pop. All right. I don't respect people

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<v Speaker 1>who play with folks hearts or even objects hearts. Right,

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<v Speaker 1>you need to tell these balloons you're here for a

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<v Speaker 1>good time, not a long time, because they aren't even

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<v Speaker 1>here for a long time. All right. You are only

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<v Speaker 1>telling these balloons you want to spend the rest of

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<v Speaker 1>your life with them, because you know their life will

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<v Speaker 1>only last two to five days. Okay. This man, a

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<v Speaker 1>Cost said that the balloon should have the freedom. He's

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<v Speaker 1>an exact quote. He said, these balloons should have the

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<v Speaker 1>freedom and the chance to see the world. And that

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<v Speaker 1>is the reason why I walk with them everywhere. If

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<v Speaker 1>you really want a balloon a half freedom, and you

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<v Speaker 1>really want a balloon to see the world, just let

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<v Speaker 1>the balloon go. Okay. That balloon will see more of

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<v Speaker 1>the world from that view than you ever will. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>a Cost, you so full of it, I know you'd

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<v Speaker 1>be gassing these balloons up, all right, saying things like

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<v Speaker 1>love is like a balloon, easy to blow up and

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<v Speaker 1>fun to see grow, but hard to let go and

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<v Speaker 1>watch flyaway. You don't have to let them go because

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<v Speaker 1>after two and five days they shrivel up and deflate

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<v Speaker 1>and get placid like a sixty plus year old aughtery

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<v Speaker 1>clawed penis on their own. Okay, we have to stop

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<v Speaker 1>this because at some point a cost is going to

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<v Speaker 1>be outside the White House protesting because his next blessing

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<v Speaker 1>is getting shot down by a half a million dollar missile.

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<v Speaker 1>If y'all don't want BLM to turn the balloon, lives matter.

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<v Speaker 1>This man has to be stopped now. Okay, a cosh,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not judging, I'm just judging. Please give a cosh

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<v Speaker 1>magic mar the biggest he hall and you know what

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<v Speaker 1>I would like what I was gonna say, I don't agree. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>if he wants to, you know, rub up against a balloon,

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<v Speaker 1>as long as he owns that balloon, and he wants

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<v Speaker 1>to change the balloon every day, sometimes helium, sometimes yellow,

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<v Speaker 1>sometimes blue, sometimes red, sometimes black, I'd rather he do

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<v Speaker 1>it with a balloon and something else that. Yeah, but

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<v Speaker 1>don't gas the balloon up. Don't blow the balloon up

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<v Speaker 1>and make the balloon think that you know the balloon

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<v Speaker 1>is the only one, when you know that balloon is

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<v Speaker 1>only gonna be around for two to five days. This

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<v Speaker 1>is a balloon that feelings have you ever spoke to

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<v Speaker 1>a balloon? Sounds like a man out of his prime? Correct?

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<v Speaker 1>A wrong? A wrong? It does sound like a man.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, he's out of his prime. I do want

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<v Speaker 1>guys like a cosh to have these fetusis towards objects.

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<v Speaker 1>What did I say, fetusis these people have? I do

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<v Speaker 1>want a guy who to have his feces, these people,

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<v Speaker 1>these feederal lines towards objects with them to at least

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<v Speaker 1>try some ass. Just try some asks any ass man

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<v Speaker 1>ass woman asks, Just try it. I promise you may

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<v Speaker 1>be dead and you swear so easy to get ass

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<v Speaker 1>is so easy to get. This man's hollering that balloons

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<v Speaker 1>ass is not easy for him to get, but you

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<v Speaker 1>might be right. I just wanted to try it. If

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<v Speaker 1>you try it and you still want the balloons, that's

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<v Speaker 1>on you for sure. But just try it, try to flash.

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<v Speaker 1>Try it. Do you know what this gentleman looks like? Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>pay a game. No, we will not play a game,

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<v Speaker 1>because if we play a game, I promise you what

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<v Speaker 1>Claudia said yesterday. Okay, I'm saying what Claudia yesterday that

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<v Speaker 1>we had to bleep you don't want? All right? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you for that dog in today, sir, Okay, something happened.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't even want to quote j D Girls. Girl,

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<v Speaker 1>that was right, all right. When we come back, the

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<v Speaker 1>Tory Norton will be right. She's in a new flip

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<v Speaker 1>called eighty eight executive produced by me, that's out in

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<v Speaker 1>theaters today. Congratulations, thank you, and we're gonna talk to

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<v Speaker 1>him when we come back. Don't move. It's to Breakfast Club.

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<v Speaker 1>Good morning. The Breakfast Club Donkey Today is brought to

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<v Speaker 1>you by the law office of Michael s Lamon saut

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<v Speaker 1>Don't be a donkey. Dive pound two fifty on your

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<v Speaker 1>cell and say the bull. If you've been hurting a

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<v Speaker 1>construction accident, that's pound two five old from your cell

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<v Speaker 1>and say the bull.