Speaker 1: This don't be a dusting because right now you want
Speaker 1: some real It's time for Donkey of Day. So if
Speaker 1: we ever feel I need to be a duk man
Speaker 1: with the heat she getting, I had become Donkey of
Speaker 1: the day the breakfast club bitches Yes, Darky to day
Speaker 1: for Friday, February seventeenth, goes to a cosh my gym
Speaker 1: my jym dar. I think I pronounced his name, definitely,
Speaker 1: I don't think not. But he's twenty eight years old
Speaker 1: in Hell's from India. Okay, Now, it's Friday, so you
Speaker 1: know what that means. It's freaky, freaking freaking Friday. You're
Speaker 1: not gonna do it with me? Well, where are we going?
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do it again, and I want you to. Okay, alright,
Speaker 1: it's Friday, so you know what that means. It's freakye
Speaker 1: freaky freaky Friday. Okay, Hey listen, I'm not here to
Speaker 1: king shame anyone. Okay, all right, I know folks have
Speaker 1: all types of fetishes and sexual attractions, but we have
Speaker 1: to be honest people. You're putting too many things on
Speaker 1: the menu nowadays. Boy, all right, folks have way too
Speaker 1: many choices, all right, way too many options, and at
Speaker 1: some point we have to get back to the salute
Speaker 1: the In and Out Burger carry you from Los Angeles.
Speaker 1: You know In and Out Burger very well. Okay, when
Speaker 1: I'm on the West Coast, I'd love ind and Out Burger.
Speaker 1: I will not be eating it anymore because I have
Speaker 1: to get my cholesterol down. But the reason I'm saluting
Speaker 1: in and up Burger is because they have the most
Speaker 1: basic menu on the planet. Double double cheeseburger, hamburger, fries, bomb,
Speaker 1: that's it. Now they got the not so secret menu, okay,
Speaker 1: but it's nothing really crazy on the double meat, the
Speaker 1: three by three, four by four if you really don't
Speaker 1: give a damn about clogging your arteries and just want
Speaker 1: to die. But the not so Secret menu is kind
Speaker 1: of like these new sexual fetishes people have. Like I
Speaker 1: grew up in the nineteen hundreds when the menu was
Speaker 1: basic when it came to sexual desires. Men like women,
Speaker 1: women like men, men like men, women like men, are
Speaker 1: women like women? Okay. Now it's just the free fall nowadays, okay,
Speaker 1: And it's just like a double damn royal rumble when
Speaker 1: it comes to rubbing, who you want to rub the
Speaker 1: right way and this guy, a cosh has added something
Speaker 1: new to the menu. See a cosh. It's sexually attracted
Speaker 1: to what the American government just shot out the sky. No,
Speaker 1: not the UFOs, the balloon. Yeshkashi is sexually attracted the balloons.
Speaker 1: He is currently in a high flying, committed relationship with
Speaker 1: a bunch of balloons. I'm not making any of this up.
Speaker 1: Go to the NY Post. The ny Post that he
Speaker 1: loves these balloons so much that he could burst. Okay,
Speaker 1: he is sexually attracted to inanimate objects. I'm not talking
Speaker 1: about blow up dolls. I'm talking about plain old star
Speaker 1: bought balloons that you can blow up with your mouth. Okay,
Speaker 1: it's a term for that. I can't pronounce it, let's
Speaker 1: hear it. There are some researchers and psychologists who believe
Speaker 1: this is maybe just a type of sexual preference. So
Speaker 1: when we think about heterosexuality homosexuality recently, there are people
Speaker 1: who say they're asexual, so they really don't have any
Speaker 1: sexual preference towards a human being that this could potentially
Speaker 1: be thought of as that. So for them loving cuddling
Speaker 1: very different physical anatomy. That's not part of the picture.
Speaker 1: I think the only concern I do have is that
Speaker 1: some of these individuals do have less relationships overall. They
Speaker 1: just don't connect well with other human beings. And yes see,
Speaker 1: this man of cost says what started as a friendship
Speaker 1: is now inflated into something more. He says he likes
Speaker 1: the balloons presence and warmth, and he shares intimate feelings
Speaker 1: with balloons and vice versa. Let me tell you something, man,
Speaker 1: this is why humans don't deserve nice things, and by
Speaker 1: nice things, I mean women and the vaginas that come
Speaker 1: with them. Because we live in an era arguably the
Speaker 1: easiest time to get some ass. Okay, whatever kind of
Speaker 1: ass you want, whether this man asked, woman asks ass
Speaker 1: is easy to attain in twenty twenty three, but folks
Speaker 1: don't even want it because the menu was too broad. Okay,
Speaker 1: forget the cheeseburger or the double double. I would like
Speaker 1: a balloon, all right, A cosh, You really need to
Speaker 1: see a therapist for your commitment issues, okay, because you
Speaker 1: are only with these balloons because you know the relationship
Speaker 1: won't last long. Balloons have a lifespan of between two
Speaker 1: and five days. So you fall in love with these balloons,
Speaker 1: you blowed them up. Okay, make them think they're the
Speaker 1: only one didn't pop. All right. I don't respect people
Speaker 1: who play with folks hearts or even objects hearts. Right,
Speaker 1: you need to tell these balloons you're here for a
Speaker 1: good time, not a long time, because they aren't even
Speaker 1: here for a long time. All right. You are only
Speaker 1: telling these balloons you want to spend the rest of
Speaker 1: your life with them, because you know their life will
Speaker 1: only last two to five days. Okay. This man, a
Speaker 1: Cost said that the balloon should have the freedom. He's
Speaker 1: an exact quote. He said, these balloons should have the
Speaker 1: freedom and the chance to see the world. And that
Speaker 1: is the reason why I walk with them everywhere. If
Speaker 1: you really want a balloon a half freedom, and you
Speaker 1: really want a balloon to see the world, just let
Speaker 1: the balloon go. Okay. That balloon will see more of
Speaker 1: the world from that view than you ever will. Okay,
Speaker 1: a Cost, you so full of it, I know you'd
Speaker 1: be gassing these balloons up, all right, saying things like
Speaker 1: love is like a balloon, easy to blow up and
Speaker 1: fun to see grow, but hard to let go and
Speaker 1: watch flyaway. You don't have to let them go because
Speaker 1: after two and five days they shrivel up and deflate
Speaker 1: and get placid like a sixty plus year old aughtery
Speaker 1: clawed penis on their own. Okay, we have to stop
Speaker 1: this because at some point a cost is going to
Speaker 1: be outside the White House protesting because his next blessing
Speaker 1: is getting shot down by a half a million dollar missile.
Speaker 1: If y'all don't want BLM to turn the balloon, lives matter.
Speaker 1: This man has to be stopped now. Okay, a cosh,
Speaker 1: I'm not judging, I'm just judging. Please give a cosh
Speaker 1: magic mar the biggest he hall and you know what
Speaker 1: I would like what I was gonna say, I don't agree. Okay,
Speaker 1: if he wants to, you know, rub up against a balloon,
Speaker 1: as long as he owns that balloon, and he wants
Speaker 1: to change the balloon every day, sometimes helium, sometimes yellow,
Speaker 1: sometimes blue, sometimes red, sometimes black, I'd rather he do
Speaker 1: it with a balloon and something else that. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: don't gas the balloon up. Don't blow the balloon up
Speaker 1: and make the balloon think that you know the balloon
Speaker 1: is the only one, when you know that balloon is
Speaker 1: only gonna be around for two to five days. This
Speaker 1: is a balloon that feelings have you ever spoke to
Speaker 1: a balloon? Sounds like a man out of his prime? Correct?
Speaker 1: A wrong? A wrong? It does sound like a man.
Speaker 1: You know, he's out of his prime. I do want
Speaker 1: guys like a cosh to have these fetusis towards objects.
Speaker 1: What did I say, fetusis these people have? I do
Speaker 1: want a guy who to have his feces, these people,
Speaker 1: these feederal lines towards objects with them to at least
Speaker 1: try some ass. Just try some asks any ass man
Speaker 1: ass woman asks, Just try it. I promise you may
Speaker 1: be dead and you swear so easy to get ass
Speaker 1: is so easy to get. This man's hollering that balloons
Speaker 1: ass is not easy for him to get, but you
Speaker 1: might be right. I just wanted to try it. If
Speaker 1: you try it and you still want the balloons, that's
Speaker 1: on you for sure. But just try it, try to flash.
Speaker 1: Try it. Do you know what this gentleman looks like? Yes,
Speaker 1: pay a game. No, we will not play a game,
Speaker 1: because if we play a game, I promise you what
Speaker 1: Claudia said yesterday. Okay, I'm saying what Claudia yesterday that
Speaker 1: we had to bleep you don't want? All right? Well,
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