1 00:00:00,400 --> 00:00:02,160 Speaker 1: This don't be a dusting because right now you want 2 00:00:02,200 --> 00:00:07,000 Speaker 1: some real It's time for Donkey of Day. So if 3 00:00:07,000 --> 00:00:08,719 Speaker 1: we ever feel I need to be a duk man 4 00:00:09,320 --> 00:00:15,040 Speaker 1: with the heat she getting, I had become Donkey of 5 00:00:15,160 --> 00:00:19,640 Speaker 1: the day the breakfast club bitches Yes, Darky to day 6 00:00:19,680 --> 00:00:22,960 Speaker 1: for Friday, February seventeenth, goes to a cosh my gym 7 00:00:22,960 --> 00:00:25,440 Speaker 1: my jym dar. I think I pronounced his name, definitely, 8 00:00:26,440 --> 00:00:28,640 Speaker 1: I don't think not. But he's twenty eight years old 9 00:00:28,640 --> 00:00:30,960 Speaker 1: in Hell's from India. Okay, Now, it's Friday, so you 10 00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:34,599 Speaker 1: know what that means. It's freaky, freaking freaking Friday. You're 11 00:00:34,600 --> 00:00:36,640 Speaker 1: not gonna do it with me? Well, where are we going? 12 00:00:37,320 --> 00:00:40,280 Speaker 1: I'm gonna do it again, and I want you to. Okay, alright, 13 00:00:40,640 --> 00:00:43,120 Speaker 1: it's Friday, so you know what that means. It's freakye 14 00:00:43,159 --> 00:00:46,720 Speaker 1: freaky freaky Friday. Okay, Hey listen, I'm not here to 15 00:00:46,800 --> 00:00:48,800 Speaker 1: king shame anyone. Okay, all right, I know folks have 16 00:00:48,840 --> 00:00:51,519 Speaker 1: all types of fetishes and sexual attractions, but we have 17 00:00:51,600 --> 00:00:54,000 Speaker 1: to be honest people. You're putting too many things on 18 00:00:54,040 --> 00:00:56,200 Speaker 1: the menu nowadays. Boy, all right, folks have way too 19 00:00:56,240 --> 00:00:58,279 Speaker 1: many choices, all right, way too many options, and at 20 00:00:58,280 --> 00:01:00,640 Speaker 1: some point we have to get back to the salute 21 00:01:00,640 --> 00:01:02,840 Speaker 1: the In and Out Burger carry you from Los Angeles. 22 00:01:02,880 --> 00:01:05,039 Speaker 1: You know In and Out Burger very well. Okay, when 23 00:01:05,040 --> 00:01:07,440 Speaker 1: I'm on the West Coast, I'd love ind and Out Burger. 24 00:01:07,440 --> 00:01:09,120 Speaker 1: I will not be eating it anymore because I have 25 00:01:09,160 --> 00:01:11,480 Speaker 1: to get my cholesterol down. But the reason I'm saluting 26 00:01:11,520 --> 00:01:13,360 Speaker 1: in and up Burger is because they have the most 27 00:01:13,360 --> 00:01:17,840 Speaker 1: basic menu on the planet. Double double cheeseburger, hamburger, fries, bomb, 28 00:01:17,959 --> 00:01:20,400 Speaker 1: that's it. Now they got the not so secret menu, okay, 29 00:01:20,400 --> 00:01:22,600 Speaker 1: but it's nothing really crazy on the double meat, the 30 00:01:22,680 --> 00:01:24,680 Speaker 1: three by three, four by four if you really don't 31 00:01:24,680 --> 00:01:26,959 Speaker 1: give a damn about clogging your arteries and just want 32 00:01:26,959 --> 00:01:29,400 Speaker 1: to die. But the not so Secret menu is kind 33 00:01:29,400 --> 00:01:32,280 Speaker 1: of like these new sexual fetishes people have. Like I 34 00:01:32,319 --> 00:01:34,200 Speaker 1: grew up in the nineteen hundreds when the menu was 35 00:01:34,240 --> 00:01:37,319 Speaker 1: basic when it came to sexual desires. Men like women, 36 00:01:37,400 --> 00:01:40,280 Speaker 1: women like men, men like men, women like men, are 37 00:01:40,319 --> 00:01:43,399 Speaker 1: women like women? Okay. Now it's just the free fall nowadays, okay, 38 00:01:43,400 --> 00:01:46,080 Speaker 1: And it's just like a double damn royal rumble when 39 00:01:46,080 --> 00:01:47,840 Speaker 1: it comes to rubbing, who you want to rub the 40 00:01:47,920 --> 00:01:49,920 Speaker 1: right way and this guy, a cosh has added something 41 00:01:49,960 --> 00:01:54,800 Speaker 1: new to the menu. See a cosh. It's sexually attracted 42 00:01:54,840 --> 00:01:57,240 Speaker 1: to what the American government just shot out the sky. No, 43 00:01:57,400 --> 00:02:02,120 Speaker 1: not the UFOs, the balloon. Yeshkashi is sexually attracted the balloons. 44 00:02:02,120 --> 00:02:05,800 Speaker 1: He is currently in a high flying, committed relationship with 45 00:02:05,800 --> 00:02:07,960 Speaker 1: a bunch of balloons. I'm not making any of this up. 46 00:02:08,320 --> 00:02:10,480 Speaker 1: Go to the NY Post. The ny Post that he 47 00:02:10,520 --> 00:02:13,000 Speaker 1: loves these balloons so much that he could burst. Okay, 48 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:16,440 Speaker 1: he is sexually attracted to inanimate objects. I'm not talking 49 00:02:16,480 --> 00:02:19,360 Speaker 1: about blow up dolls. I'm talking about plain old star 50 00:02:19,520 --> 00:02:23,280 Speaker 1: bought balloons that you can blow up with your mouth. Okay, 51 00:02:23,680 --> 00:02:25,639 Speaker 1: it's a term for that. I can't pronounce it, let's 52 00:02:25,639 --> 00:02:29,840 Speaker 1: hear it. There are some researchers and psychologists who believe 53 00:02:30,560 --> 00:02:33,000 Speaker 1: this is maybe just a type of sexual preference. So 54 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:37,760 Speaker 1: when we think about heterosexuality homosexuality recently, there are people 55 00:02:37,760 --> 00:02:40,119 Speaker 1: who say they're asexual, so they really don't have any 56 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:43,560 Speaker 1: sexual preference towards a human being that this could potentially 57 00:02:43,560 --> 00:02:47,400 Speaker 1: be thought of as that. So for them loving cuddling 58 00:02:47,880 --> 00:02:51,120 Speaker 1: very different physical anatomy. That's not part of the picture. 59 00:02:51,760 --> 00:02:54,480 Speaker 1: I think the only concern I do have is that 60 00:02:54,600 --> 00:02:58,760 Speaker 1: some of these individuals do have less relationships overall. They 61 00:02:58,880 --> 00:03:04,680 Speaker 1: just don't connect well with other human beings. And yes see, 62 00:03:04,720 --> 00:03:07,320 Speaker 1: this man of cost says what started as a friendship 63 00:03:07,360 --> 00:03:09,880 Speaker 1: is now inflated into something more. He says he likes 64 00:03:09,880 --> 00:03:13,680 Speaker 1: the balloons presence and warmth, and he shares intimate feelings 65 00:03:13,680 --> 00:03:16,359 Speaker 1: with balloons and vice versa. Let me tell you something, man, 66 00:03:16,560 --> 00:03:19,080 Speaker 1: this is why humans don't deserve nice things, and by 67 00:03:19,160 --> 00:03:21,120 Speaker 1: nice things, I mean women and the vaginas that come 68 00:03:21,160 --> 00:03:23,840 Speaker 1: with them. Because we live in an era arguably the 69 00:03:23,880 --> 00:03:26,520 Speaker 1: easiest time to get some ass. Okay, whatever kind of 70 00:03:26,520 --> 00:03:28,919 Speaker 1: ass you want, whether this man asked, woman asks ass 71 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:31,400 Speaker 1: is easy to attain in twenty twenty three, but folks 72 00:03:31,720 --> 00:03:34,640 Speaker 1: don't even want it because the menu was too broad. Okay, 73 00:03:34,680 --> 00:03:36,760 Speaker 1: forget the cheeseburger or the double double. I would like 74 00:03:36,760 --> 00:03:39,480 Speaker 1: a balloon, all right, A cosh, You really need to 75 00:03:39,480 --> 00:03:41,840 Speaker 1: see a therapist for your commitment issues, okay, because you 76 00:03:41,880 --> 00:03:44,440 Speaker 1: are only with these balloons because you know the relationship 77 00:03:44,480 --> 00:03:47,800 Speaker 1: won't last long. Balloons have a lifespan of between two 78 00:03:47,840 --> 00:03:50,080 Speaker 1: and five days. So you fall in love with these balloons, 79 00:03:50,080 --> 00:03:52,160 Speaker 1: you blowed them up. Okay, make them think they're the 80 00:03:52,200 --> 00:03:54,920 Speaker 1: only one didn't pop. All right. I don't respect people 81 00:03:55,120 --> 00:03:58,000 Speaker 1: who play with folks hearts or even objects hearts. Right, 82 00:03:58,040 --> 00:04:00,360 Speaker 1: you need to tell these balloons you're here for a 83 00:04:00,440 --> 00:04:02,360 Speaker 1: good time, not a long time, because they aren't even 84 00:04:02,400 --> 00:04:04,000 Speaker 1: here for a long time. All right. You are only 85 00:04:04,040 --> 00:04:05,640 Speaker 1: telling these balloons you want to spend the rest of 86 00:04:05,680 --> 00:04:07,680 Speaker 1: your life with them, because you know their life will 87 00:04:07,720 --> 00:04:09,640 Speaker 1: only last two to five days. Okay. This man, a 88 00:04:09,720 --> 00:04:12,240 Speaker 1: Cost said that the balloon should have the freedom. He's 89 00:04:12,400 --> 00:04:14,920 Speaker 1: an exact quote. He said, these balloons should have the 90 00:04:15,040 --> 00:04:18,560 Speaker 1: freedom and the chance to see the world. And that 91 00:04:18,720 --> 00:04:20,480 Speaker 1: is the reason why I walk with them everywhere. If 92 00:04:20,480 --> 00:04:22,279 Speaker 1: you really want a balloon a half freedom, and you 93 00:04:22,320 --> 00:04:23,839 Speaker 1: really want a balloon to see the world, just let 94 00:04:23,880 --> 00:04:26,200 Speaker 1: the balloon go. Okay. That balloon will see more of 95 00:04:26,279 --> 00:04:29,239 Speaker 1: the world from that view than you ever will. Okay, 96 00:04:29,240 --> 00:04:31,080 Speaker 1: a Cost, you so full of it, I know you'd 97 00:04:31,080 --> 00:04:33,440 Speaker 1: be gassing these balloons up, all right, saying things like 98 00:04:33,600 --> 00:04:35,839 Speaker 1: love is like a balloon, easy to blow up and 99 00:04:35,920 --> 00:04:38,000 Speaker 1: fun to see grow, but hard to let go and 100 00:04:38,040 --> 00:04:40,680 Speaker 1: watch flyaway. You don't have to let them go because 101 00:04:40,720 --> 00:04:43,320 Speaker 1: after two and five days they shrivel up and deflate 102 00:04:43,440 --> 00:04:45,760 Speaker 1: and get placid like a sixty plus year old aughtery 103 00:04:45,760 --> 00:04:48,400 Speaker 1: clawed penis on their own. Okay, we have to stop 104 00:04:48,440 --> 00:04:50,040 Speaker 1: this because at some point a cost is going to 105 00:04:50,080 --> 00:04:53,239 Speaker 1: be outside the White House protesting because his next blessing 106 00:04:53,400 --> 00:04:55,600 Speaker 1: is getting shot down by a half a million dollar missile. 107 00:04:55,640 --> 00:04:58,479 Speaker 1: If y'all don't want BLM to turn the balloon, lives matter. 108 00:04:58,800 --> 00:05:01,560 Speaker 1: This man has to be stopped now. Okay, a cosh, 109 00:05:01,640 --> 00:05:04,159 Speaker 1: I'm not judging, I'm just judging. Please give a cosh 110 00:05:04,240 --> 00:05:10,120 Speaker 1: magic mar the biggest he hall and you know what 111 00:05:10,160 --> 00:05:13,359 Speaker 1: I would like what I was gonna say, I don't agree. Okay, 112 00:05:13,920 --> 00:05:16,080 Speaker 1: if he wants to, you know, rub up against a balloon, 113 00:05:16,080 --> 00:05:17,839 Speaker 1: as long as he owns that balloon, and he wants 114 00:05:17,839 --> 00:05:20,559 Speaker 1: to change the balloon every day, sometimes helium, sometimes yellow, 115 00:05:20,600 --> 00:05:23,520 Speaker 1: sometimes blue, sometimes red, sometimes black, I'd rather he do 116 00:05:23,560 --> 00:05:25,120 Speaker 1: it with a balloon and something else that. Yeah, but 117 00:05:25,160 --> 00:05:27,240 Speaker 1: don't gas the balloon up. Don't blow the balloon up 118 00:05:27,279 --> 00:05:29,520 Speaker 1: and make the balloon think that you know the balloon 119 00:05:29,640 --> 00:05:31,040 Speaker 1: is the only one, when you know that balloon is 120 00:05:31,040 --> 00:05:32,960 Speaker 1: only gonna be around for two to five days. This 121 00:05:33,120 --> 00:05:35,839 Speaker 1: is a balloon that feelings have you ever spoke to 122 00:05:35,839 --> 00:05:38,920 Speaker 1: a balloon? Sounds like a man out of his prime? Correct? 123 00:05:40,320 --> 00:05:43,840 Speaker 1: A wrong? A wrong? It does sound like a man. 124 00:05:44,680 --> 00:05:46,960 Speaker 1: You know, he's out of his prime. I do want 125 00:05:47,040 --> 00:05:51,080 Speaker 1: guys like a cosh to have these fetusis towards objects. 126 00:05:51,080 --> 00:05:54,599 Speaker 1: What did I say, fetusis these people have? I do 127 00:05:54,640 --> 00:05:56,720 Speaker 1: want a guy who to have his feces, these people, 128 00:05:57,440 --> 00:06:00,680 Speaker 1: these feederal lines towards objects with them to at least 129 00:06:00,680 --> 00:06:04,360 Speaker 1: try some ass. Just try some asks any ass man 130 00:06:04,480 --> 00:06:07,800 Speaker 1: ass woman asks, Just try it. I promise you may 131 00:06:07,800 --> 00:06:12,400 Speaker 1: be dead and you swear so easy to get ass 132 00:06:12,480 --> 00:06:15,200 Speaker 1: is so easy to get. This man's hollering that balloons 133 00:06:15,240 --> 00:06:17,279 Speaker 1: ass is not easy for him to get, but you 134 00:06:17,360 --> 00:06:20,160 Speaker 1: might be right. I just wanted to try it. If 135 00:06:20,160 --> 00:06:22,640 Speaker 1: you try it and you still want the balloons, that's 136 00:06:22,680 --> 00:06:25,520 Speaker 1: on you for sure. But just try it, try to flash. 137 00:06:25,640 --> 00:06:28,560 Speaker 1: Try it. Do you know what this gentleman looks like? Yes, 138 00:06:29,600 --> 00:06:32,000 Speaker 1: pay a game. No, we will not play a game, 139 00:06:32,160 --> 00:06:34,000 Speaker 1: because if we play a game, I promise you what 140 00:06:34,160 --> 00:06:40,479 Speaker 1: Claudia said yesterday. Okay, I'm saying what Claudia yesterday that 141 00:06:40,600 --> 00:06:44,119 Speaker 1: we had to bleep you don't want? All right? Well, 142 00:06:44,120 --> 00:06:49,799 Speaker 1: thank you for that dog in today, sir, Okay, something happened. 143 00:06:51,760 --> 00:06:53,520 Speaker 1: I don't even want to quote j D Girls. Girl, 144 00:06:53,600 --> 00:06:55,320 Speaker 1: that was right, all right. When we come back, the 145 00:06:55,440 --> 00:06:58,239 Speaker 1: Tory Norton will be right. She's in a new flip 146 00:06:58,279 --> 00:07:00,960 Speaker 1: called eighty eight executive produced by me, that's out in 147 00:07:01,040 --> 00:07:04,000 Speaker 1: theaters today. Congratulations, thank you, and we're gonna talk to 148 00:07:04,040 --> 00:07:05,640 Speaker 1: him when we come back. Don't move. It's to Breakfast Club. 149 00:07:05,680 --> 00:07:11,600 Speaker 1: Good morning. 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