Speaker 1: The second date of day. I try to think back
Speaker 1: about the time in people's lives when they partied the most,
Speaker 1: and I'd say, if you went to college, it was
Speaker 1: probably there.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you should see what happened to my GPA
Speaker 2: when I moved into a sorority house.
Speaker 1: It's not perfect grades. I mean, the thing is, even
Speaker 1: if you didn't go to college, it probably happened at
Speaker 1: the college frat party that you crashed. Also true, that
Speaker 1: was where you went the hardest. And I know our
Speaker 1: listener today, David, he didn't go to a college party,
Speaker 1: but he says he's sure raged like he was at
Speaker 1: one during his first day. Oh wow, David, you sound
Speaker 1: like my type of guy.
Speaker 2: Bro.
Speaker 1: I mean, like ten years ago you would be. I
Speaker 1: don't want anything to do with you now, but we're glad.
Speaker 1: Welcome to the show man.
Speaker 3: Hey, how are you okay?
Speaker 1: Are you good?
Speaker 2: Are you saying this with pride or with shame?
Speaker 3: Ah, lots of shame. I'll say, Okay, that's where.
Speaker 2: I needed to know where we're starting at.
Speaker 1: I would own it, but that's okay.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I'm owning it, but I could have
Speaker 3: made a whole ful amount of myself. I have no idea.
Speaker 1: Oh oh okay, well what do you remember? Do you
Speaker 1: remember this girl's name?
Speaker 3: Yeah, so I do, because she was super attractive to me.
Speaker 3: We matched on a dating app, me and Melissa and Melissa.
Speaker 3: One of her pictures she had like an oversized band
Speaker 3: tee and you know, like a bunch of piercings all
Speaker 3: the way down her ear. Okay, yeah, so I mean
Speaker 3: she seemed really cool right up my alley, Like she
Speaker 3: knows how to party. That's what it seemed like.
Speaker 2: Okay, so you're going into it thinking like this girl
Speaker 2: can party, let's go.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. I didn't think she was
Speaker 3: any kind of prude, Like I thought that we could
Speaker 3: you know, the wall, like.
Speaker 1: Let loose and all right, exactly, Well it's too late,
Speaker 1: it's already been set.
Speaker 4: Interesting.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, this girl looks like she knows how
Speaker 1: to have a good time. So what do you do
Speaker 1: for your date?
Speaker 3: We were going to meet up at a bar, was
Speaker 3: the plan I got there.
Speaker 1: You know, I'm sure party girl wants to meet up
Speaker 1: at a place.
Speaker 3: Well, you knew where this was going, you know, I
Speaker 3: wasn't thinking it was going to be a museum.
Speaker 2: Did you set up the date when you were talking
Speaker 2: to her like all right, let's go party, or were
Speaker 2: you like, let's go about a coptail at happy hour?
Speaker 3: Well it wasn't happy hours a little later than that,
Speaker 3: but I just said let's meet up for some drinks.
Speaker 4: It all right.
Speaker 3: It started off me getting there a little bit early,
Speaker 3: and I was nervous because she seemed really cool and
Speaker 3: I wanted to seem cool. So I was getting loosened up.
Speaker 3: You know, I feel like I'm a little funnier, a
Speaker 3: little a little more uh loose. When I've had a couple.
Speaker 2: Drinks, I make cour So you're already ahead of her
Speaker 2: when she shows up. What is it like when she
Speaker 2: gets there?
Speaker 3: It was great. We were laughing, having a great time.
Speaker 3: It seemed like we were really connecting. She seemed super
Speaker 3: duper cool. Go yeah, well.
Speaker 1: Maybe not what happened.
Speaker 3: I continue to drink pretty fast and heavily, and we
Speaker 3: didn't need It was around dinner time and we really
Speaker 3: didn't need dinner.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 3: Also, I don't remember having a single glass of water
Speaker 3: as well.
Speaker 2: No, you got sloppy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm with you, dude, waters for the week.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's not a cute.
Speaker 1: Look if I want water.
Speaker 3: I have a michel of ultra you know.
Speaker 2: Okay, where was Melissa in her drinking?
Speaker 3: I'm not one percent sure honestly it was that bad. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I kind of I kind of browned out. I'll say
Speaker 3: I had like memories here and there, you know, but
Speaker 3: I remember having fund like we were playing like shuffle board,
Speaker 3: like bar shuffle board. We had a lot of fun.
Speaker 3: But I wasn't really counting her drinks, which maybe I
Speaker 3: should have tried to like stick with where she was. Yeah,
Speaker 3: one of the last things that I remember is leaving
Speaker 3: in an uber.
Speaker 2: With her or without her.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I am not one hundred percent.
Speaker 1: Sure she could have been in the car. I can't
Speaker 1: believe that you Uber.
Speaker 3: Even let you in. I'm pretty good at pulling off
Speaker 3: being blackout, Like my friends will always say, like what
Speaker 3: you really and.
Speaker 1: Sounds like you have a high tolerance and this is
Speaker 1: still So you made it home.
Speaker 3: And so I woke up in a random, gigantic house
Speaker 3: that I had never seen before. Yeah, I was by myself.
Speaker 3: Didn't recognize anything, like wait, like.
Speaker 2: A suburb house, like what type of house?
Speaker 1: Like furniture and stuff are empty like it was.
Speaker 3: There was furniture and stuff, like, obviously somebody lived there,
Speaker 3: but it was really really clean, and whoever lived there
Speaker 3: is probably pretty well off because it was well maintained
Speaker 3: and the furniture was really nice.
Speaker 1: Probably house.
Speaker 5: Would it hurt?
Speaker 3: These are the questions that I wanted. I want to
Speaker 3: know the answers to these, Like, that's why I need
Speaker 3: to get in touch with her.
Speaker 2: Do you have any like photos on your photo gallery
Speaker 2: or anything that could give you any clues?
Speaker 3: Oh? None, I literally so I freaked out. I didn't
Speaker 3: know where I was, so I started gathering all my
Speaker 3: stuff as much of it as I could. I think
Speaker 3: I left my vape there.
Speaker 1: But when I.
Speaker 3: Was running out the door, there was an older woman
Speaker 3: that was definitely not Melissa yelling at me, and I
Speaker 3: don't really know what she said. So I literally just
Speaker 3: like busted out of the door as fast as I
Speaker 3: could and ran down the street. And like, I've texted
Speaker 3: Melissa a couple of times to kind of like, I mean, yeah,
Speaker 3: i'd love to see her again. I'd love to take
Speaker 3: her out on another date if she'll have me. But
Speaker 3: really I just want her to connect the dots. Yeah,
Speaker 3: oh no, And she still has not responded.
Speaker 1: I want to know these answers too. I tell you to, like, yeah,
Speaker 1: chill out and hit your vape, but obviously you can't
Speaker 1: do that.
Speaker 2: Ye don't do that.
Speaker 3: I'm like, I'm crazy anxious because I have no idea
Speaker 3: if I've made a fool of myself, Like, I don't
Speaker 3: know what I can.
Speaker 5: Guarantee you made a fool of yourself.
Speaker 2: I don't think that there's any question about that.
Speaker 1: It's just how you did it. I mean, this is
Speaker 1: like a regular Tuesday night for Alexis on Thursdays. Actually,
Speaker 1: excuse me, I mean to be fair exactly.
Speaker 5: I keep it close.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're going to try and get to the bottom
Speaker 1: of it. We're gonna call Melissa and try and get
Speaker 1: you your second date up date right after this.
Speaker 5: Thank you.
Speaker 1: All right, hold on, if you're just joining us for
Speaker 1: the second date, we're talking to probably the biggest partier
Speaker 1: we've ever had on the show, at least since Rufer.
Speaker 1: If you've never heard of Rufer. He's the type of
Speaker 1: guy who likes to pregame a funeral. But David, who's
Speaker 1: on the phone today, might actually have him beat. Not
Speaker 1: name though, we'll come up with one for him. But
Speaker 1: he did admit that he partied a little bit too
Speaker 1: hard the night of his date with Melissa, doesn't remember everything.
Speaker 1: The weirdest part, though, was waking up the next day
Speaker 1: in some random nice house in the suburbs where some
Speaker 1: old lady was trying to like talk to him or
Speaker 1: yell at him before he ran out, ran out and
Speaker 1: got out of there.
Speaker 2: He doesn't know whose house it was, He doesn't know
Speaker 2: how he got there. He doesn't even know if his
Speaker 2: date was in the Uber for goodness sakes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and the worst part is he's been trying to
Speaker 1: figure out what's going on in Melissa. Won't we spawned
Speaker 1: to any of his texts, which is why he's turned
Speaker 1: to us for help here.
Speaker 3: So I realized I'm talking to you earlier. I did
Speaker 3: make a mistake. I just realized that Melissa texted me
Speaker 3: late last night. What My heart absolutely dropped out of
Speaker 3: my shoes because she just texted me, you need to
Speaker 3: pay for what you did.
Speaker 1: Oh No, was there like a sexy emoji after it?
Speaker 3: Maybe?
Speaker 1: Or was it like an angry one?
Speaker 3: There was a there was a period at the end.
Speaker 5: It's gonna be in the uber situation.
Speaker 2: That's Alea speaks from experiencing that he would have known
Speaker 2: that his clothes the next morning.
Speaker 3: No, maybe my clothes did not smell great. So anything possible.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm just going to say, get your credit card
Speaker 2: ready for the end of this policy.
Speaker 1: I mean, are you are you interested in going out
Speaker 1: with Melissa really? Or do we just want the answers?
Speaker 3: I would love to go out with her again. I mean,
Speaker 3: I think that's why I got so drunk because I
Speaker 3: was so nervous.
Speaker 5: Did you hear the last.
Speaker 2: Thing Melissa texted I would on the date.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll try and nudge her in that direction. For now,
Speaker 1: it's just going to be trying to fill in the
Speaker 1: blanks for you. We're gonna call it here we go. Hello, Hey,
Speaker 1: we're looking for Melissa. Sounds like you're in a good
Speaker 1: mood today. That that's nice. Yeah, we're a radio show
Speaker 1: called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 6: Oh, I know that show.
Speaker 1: We made it.
Speaker 3: That's weird. Hey, what's up, guys?
Speaker 1: What's up? We're tap on you right now? What we've done?
Speaker 1: I'm just dding No, we're doing a second date update
Speaker 1: because apparently, rumor has it, you went out with a
Speaker 1: guy the other night named David.
Speaker 5: Oh god, Oh, yeah, you have to dish because I
Speaker 5: just know that there is a big story behind whatever
Speaker 5: went down on your date night.
Speaker 1: Background for you is that we've heard some bits and
Speaker 1: pieces of the night, at least the parts that David remembers,
Speaker 1: but we're hoping to get some.
Speaker 6: More that he remembers.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's a little hazy for him, but we
Speaker 1: heard that you did text him, I think last night
Speaker 1: he said saying that he needed to pay for everything
Speaker 1: for what he did. But what he did, but that
Speaker 1: was so vague.
Speaker 2: He actually has no idea what you're even referring to bout.
Speaker 1: But he remembers having a good time with you.
Speaker 6: Yeah, Jeffrey, I don't think that he does remember having
Speaker 6: a good time with me because so basically like we
Speaker 6: had drinks and then.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so let me tell you. What he told us
Speaker 1: is that, okay, he did drink a little bit more
Speaker 1: than he wanted to because again, he was having such
Speaker 1: a nice time and he was nervous and thanks, you're amazing.
Speaker 1: But the last thing that he remembers is being in
Speaker 1: an uber too, he doesn't know where, and then waking
Speaker 1: up in some random house. Can you help us figure
Speaker 1: out where he went, or even if you know, I
Speaker 1: don't know if you know anything.
Speaker 6: In the uber I was in the uber. Yeah, he
Speaker 6: didn't even know what the are you serious?
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, just tell us the story if he can't.
Speaker 2: Was he amazed?
Speaker 6: Okay, so he seems like he was drinking too much,
Speaker 6: and I was like, okay, I think it's really time
Speaker 6: to go. But he could not even tell me his address.
Speaker 6: He'd be like, yeah, let's go, let's go already.
Speaker 1: Oh no, is that a line that you've used before, Jose,
Speaker 1: Like I don't know where I live. You better take
Speaker 1: me back to your where you live.
Speaker 2: So now you're just babysitting this guy and you.
Speaker 1: Can't to get him home. So whose house was it?
Speaker 1: Was that your house?
Speaker 6: I wasn't going to bring him back to my apartment
Speaker 6: with this, like dude on a first date. He's obviously
Speaker 6: like way too drunk.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, smart move.
Speaker 6: So my parents kind of lived near the bar. Oh gosh, yeah,
Speaker 6: it was like it was like one am. I called
Speaker 6: my parents, who were, needless to say, not happy, and
Speaker 6: my mom has like these figurines and he walked in
Speaker 6: and like my mom went to grab some water, and
Speaker 6: he like started playing with the figurines and like he
Speaker 6: broke two of them.
Speaker 4: Oh, oh my god.
Speaker 6: And he was going to be like sick. So he
Speaker 6: like asked where the bathroom was, and I like brought
Speaker 6: him to the bathroom and then he like slipped on
Speaker 6: a vase and like broke that too.
Speaker 1: He was one of those stumblings.
Speaker 6: Yeah, my mom is like, I do not want this
Speaker 6: person ever in my house again.
Speaker 1: So going back to your text that you sent him
Speaker 1: where you said he needs to pay for everything that
Speaker 1: he did, I'm assuming that you're referring to all the
Speaker 1: things he broke in your mom's house.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you broke all this stuff, and like I didn't
Speaker 6: know he had no idea it was my parents' house.
Speaker 6: I thought he knew that. The whole time.
Speaker 1: He's he's learning a lot of stuff the more that
Speaker 1: you're talking, because he's actually listening to this whole thing
Speaker 1: right now. Yeah, remember how the second dance work. They're
Speaker 1: listening on the other line.
Speaker 6: Oh I didn't know it was like always automatically live.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, David wants to talk to you.
Speaker 3: So let me start my three part apology by first.
Speaker 2: Saying, are you so shocked that it was her parents?
Speaker 5: House.
Speaker 3: I'm so shocked that she was with me the whole
Speaker 3: time seeing it, because I was really in I'm really
Speaker 3: into you, Melissa. I think that you're very tracked. I
Speaker 3: thought we had a great time.
Speaker 1: You're already trying it. Sounds like you're already trying to
Speaker 1: save it.
Speaker 3: Huh, you're trying to get I would i too. I mean,
Speaker 3: this is the first time that I've woken up in
Speaker 3: a date's parents house.
Speaker 1: Melissa.
Speaker 6: Melissa, I'll send you an itemize the list of all
Speaker 6: the things that were broken, and maybe then we can
Speaker 6: take it from there.
Speaker 1: Oh, that sounds like an invitation.
Speaker 3: I can come over and aposize to your mom like
Speaker 3: I appreciate her thing. She did not come over.
Speaker 1: Well, your mom doesn't want to hear from David.
Speaker 6: Nope.
Speaker 3: I'd go over and give her some flowers, but I don't.
Speaker 3: I don't even remember what part of the city she
Speaker 3: lives in.
Speaker 1: It's a sweet gesture.
Speaker 4: Flowers around this area.
Speaker 1: No, not this house, no, the next house.
Speaker 2: I'd really check in on how much money you will first, David,
Speaker 2: to see if you have any funds left overs.
Speaker 1: Okay, we're dealing with a lot of like debt collecting
Speaker 1: and finance stuff. Let's get back to like the love
Speaker 1: aspect of this, which I'm sure still must exist somewhere. Melissa,
Speaker 1: is there a chance that you could look past the
Speaker 1: mistakes that he made on your first date? He was wasted.
Speaker 6: It's just basically like, if you pay my mom back,
Speaker 6: then you have integrity and you're a cool person enough
Speaker 6: for doing that that, then I would consider getting to
Speaker 6: know you more, but it's not.
Speaker 3: An incredible story to tell our kids.
Speaker 1: Well, before you go down that path, we would like
Speaker 1: to offer to send you out on a second date
Speaker 1: that we will pay for.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna I'm gonna need that after my debt.
Speaker 1: Continents on you paying the mom back first.
Speaker 6: So yeah, Melissa, I would go out with you if
Speaker 6: you make it right with my mom.
Speaker 2: Okay, so maybe you guys could exchange venmos make it
Speaker 2: real hot.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'll text you my venmo after this call.
Speaker 1: All right? So it sounds like true love is blossoming
Speaker 1: before our very.
Speaker 3: Eyes, just out of curiosity. How much we think in here?
Speaker 3: How much do you think that that's going to be?
Speaker 6: I don't know, like I don't know, two or three
Speaker 6: grand probably.
Speaker 4: Oh figures, man, that's an expensive second date that you
Speaker 4: d that's going to be paying for here, that we're.
Speaker 3: Gonna have to take it out of our wedding.
Speaker 6: Mus spirit, buddy, that's the spirit
Speaker 2: Broken Jeffrey in the morning,