WEBVTT - Second Date Update: I Woke Up WHERE?

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<v Speaker 1>The second date of day. I try to think back

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<v Speaker 1>about the time in people's lives when they partied the most,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'd say, if you went to college, it was

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<v Speaker 1>probably there.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, you should see what happened to my GPA

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<v Speaker 2>when I moved into a sorority house.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not perfect grades. I mean, the thing is, even

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<v Speaker 1>if you didn't go to college, it probably happened at

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<v Speaker 1>the college frat party that you crashed. Also true, that

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<v Speaker 1>was where you went the hardest. And I know our

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<v Speaker 1>listener today, David, he didn't go to a college party,

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<v Speaker 1>but he says he's sure raged like he was at

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<v Speaker 1>one during his first day. Oh wow, David, you sound

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<v Speaker 1>like my type of guy.

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<v Speaker 2>Bro.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, like ten years ago you would be. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't want anything to do with you now, but we're glad.

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to the show man.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, how are you okay?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you good?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you saying this with pride or with shame?

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<v Speaker 3>Ah, lots of shame. I'll say, Okay, that's where.

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<v Speaker 2>I needed to know where we're starting at.

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<v Speaker 1>I would own it, but that's okay.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I mean I'm owning it, but I could have

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<v Speaker 3>made a whole ful amount of myself. I have no idea.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh oh okay, well what do you remember? Do you

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<v Speaker 1>remember this girl's name?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, so I do, because she was super attractive to me.

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<v Speaker 3>We matched on a dating app, me and Melissa and Melissa.

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<v Speaker 3>One of her pictures she had like an oversized band

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<v Speaker 3>tee and you know, like a bunch of piercings all

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<v Speaker 3>the way down her ear. Okay, yeah, so I mean

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<v Speaker 3>she seemed really cool right up my alley, Like she

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<v Speaker 3>knows how to party. That's what it seemed like.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, so you're going into it thinking like this girl

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<v Speaker 2>can party, let's go.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. I didn't think she was

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<v Speaker 3>any kind of prude, Like I thought that we could

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<v Speaker 3>you know, the wall, like.

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<v Speaker 1>Let loose and all right, exactly, Well it's too late,

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<v Speaker 1>it's already been set.

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<v Speaker 4>Interesting.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, all right, this girl looks like she knows how

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<v Speaker 1>to have a good time. So what do you do

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<v Speaker 1>for your date?

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<v Speaker 3>We were going to meet up at a bar, was

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<v Speaker 3>the plan I got there.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, I'm sure party girl wants to meet up

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<v Speaker 1>at a place.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, you knew where this was going, you know, I

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<v Speaker 3>wasn't thinking it was going to be a museum.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you set up the date when you were talking

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<v Speaker 2>to her like all right, let's go party, or were

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<v Speaker 2>you like, let's go about a coptail at happy hour?

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<v Speaker 3>Well it wasn't happy hours a little later than that,

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<v Speaker 3>but I just said let's meet up for some drinks.

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<v Speaker 4>It all right.

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<v Speaker 3>It started off me getting there a little bit early,

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<v Speaker 3>and I was nervous because she seemed really cool and

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<v Speaker 3>I wanted to seem cool. So I was getting loosened up.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, I feel like I'm a little funnier, a

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<v Speaker 3>little a little more uh loose. When I've had a couple.

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<v Speaker 2>Drinks, I make cour So you're already ahead of her

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<v Speaker 2>when she shows up. What is it like when she

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<v Speaker 2>gets there?

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<v Speaker 3>It was great. We were laughing, having a great time.

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<v Speaker 3>It seemed like we were really connecting. She seemed super

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<v Speaker 3>duper cool. Go yeah, well.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe not what happened.

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<v Speaker 3>I continue to drink pretty fast and heavily, and we

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<v Speaker 3>didn't need It was around dinner time and we really

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<v Speaker 3>didn't need dinner.

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<v Speaker 1>No.

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<v Speaker 3>Also, I don't remember having a single glass of water

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<v Speaker 3>as well.

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<v Speaker 2>No, you got sloppy.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm with you, dude, waters for the week.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's not a cute.

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<v Speaker 1>Look if I want water.

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<v Speaker 3>I have a michel of ultra you know.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, where was Melissa in her drinking?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not one percent sure honestly it was that bad. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>I kind of I kind of browned out. I'll say

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<v Speaker 3>I had like memories here and there, you know, but

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<v Speaker 3>I remember having fund like we were playing like shuffle board,

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<v Speaker 3>like bar shuffle board. We had a lot of fun.

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<v Speaker 3>But I wasn't really counting her drinks, which maybe I

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<v Speaker 3>should have tried to like stick with where she was. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>one of the last things that I remember is leaving

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<v Speaker 3>in an uber.

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<v Speaker 2>With her or without her.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I am not one hundred percent.

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<v Speaker 1>Sure she could have been in the car. I can't

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<v Speaker 1>believe that you Uber.

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<v Speaker 3>Even let you in. I'm pretty good at pulling off

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<v Speaker 3>being blackout, Like my friends will always say, like what

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<v Speaker 3>you really and.

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<v Speaker 1>Sounds like you have a high tolerance and this is

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<v Speaker 1>still So you made it home.

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<v Speaker 3>And so I woke up in a random, gigantic house

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<v Speaker 3>that I had never seen before. Yeah, I was by myself.

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<v Speaker 3>Didn't recognize anything, like wait, like.

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<v Speaker 2>A suburb house, like what type of house?

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<v Speaker 1>Like furniture and stuff are empty like it was.

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<v Speaker 3>There was furniture and stuff, like, obviously somebody lived there,

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<v Speaker 3>but it was really really clean, and whoever lived there

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<v Speaker 3>is probably pretty well off because it was well maintained

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<v Speaker 3>and the furniture was really nice.

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<v Speaker 1>Probably house.

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<v Speaker 5>Would it hurt?

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<v Speaker 3>These are the questions that I wanted. I want to

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<v Speaker 3>know the answers to these, Like, that's why I need

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<v Speaker 3>to get in touch with her.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you have any like photos on your photo gallery

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<v Speaker 2>or anything that could give you any clues?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh? None, I literally so I freaked out. I didn't

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<v Speaker 3>know where I was, so I started gathering all my

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<v Speaker 3>stuff as much of it as I could. I think

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<v Speaker 3>I left my vape there.

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<v Speaker 1>But when I.

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<v Speaker 3>Was running out the door, there was an older woman

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<v Speaker 3>that was definitely not Melissa yelling at me, and I

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<v Speaker 3>don't really know what she said. So I literally just

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<v Speaker 3>like busted out of the door as fast as I

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<v Speaker 3>could and ran down the street. And like, I've texted

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<v Speaker 3>Melissa a couple of times to kind of like, I mean, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>i'd love to see her again. I'd love to take

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<v Speaker 3>her out on another date if she'll have me. But

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<v Speaker 3>really I just want her to connect the dots. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>oh no, And she still has not responded.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to know these answers too. I tell you to, like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>chill out and hit your vape, but obviously you can't

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<v Speaker 1>do that.

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<v Speaker 2>Ye don't do that.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm like, I'm crazy anxious because I have no idea

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<v Speaker 3>if I've made a fool of myself, Like, I don't

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<v Speaker 3>know what I can.

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<v Speaker 5>Guarantee you made a fool of yourself.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think that there's any question about that.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just how you did it. I mean, this is

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<v Speaker 1>like a regular Tuesday night for Alexis on Thursdays. Actually,

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<v Speaker 1>excuse me, I mean to be fair exactly.

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<v Speaker 5>I keep it close.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we're going to try and get to the bottom

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<v Speaker 1>of it. We're gonna call Melissa and try and get

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<v Speaker 1>you your second date up date right after this.

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<v Speaker 5>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, hold on, if you're just joining us for

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<v Speaker 1>the second date, we're talking to probably the biggest partier

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<v Speaker 1>we've ever had on the show, at least since Rufer.

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<v Speaker 1>If you've never heard of Rufer. He's the type of

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<v Speaker 1>guy who likes to pregame a funeral. But David, who's

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<v Speaker 1>on the phone today, might actually have him beat. Not

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<v Speaker 1>name though, we'll come up with one for him. But

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<v Speaker 1>he did admit that he partied a little bit too

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<v Speaker 1>hard the night of his date with Melissa, doesn't remember everything.

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<v Speaker 1>The weirdest part, though, was waking up the next day

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<v Speaker 1>in some random nice house in the suburbs where some

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<v Speaker 1>old lady was trying to like talk to him or

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<v Speaker 1>yell at him before he ran out, ran out and

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<v Speaker 1>got out of there.

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<v Speaker 2>He doesn't know whose house it was, He doesn't know

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<v Speaker 2>how he got there. He doesn't even know if his

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<v Speaker 2>date was in the Uber for goodness sakes.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and the worst part is he's been trying to

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<v Speaker 1>figure out what's going on in Melissa. Won't we spawned

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<v Speaker 1>to any of his texts, which is why he's turned

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<v Speaker 1>to us for help here.

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<v Speaker 3>So I realized I'm talking to you earlier. I did

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<v Speaker 3>make a mistake. I just realized that Melissa texted me

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<v Speaker 3>late last night. What My heart absolutely dropped out of

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<v Speaker 3>my shoes because she just texted me, you need to

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<v Speaker 3>pay for what you did.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh No, was there like a sexy emoji after it?

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe?

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<v Speaker 1>Or was it like an angry one?

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<v Speaker 3>There was a there was a period at the end.

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<v Speaker 5>It's gonna be in the uber situation.

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<v Speaker 2>That's Alea speaks from experiencing that he would have known

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<v Speaker 2>that his clothes the next morning.

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<v Speaker 3>No, maybe my clothes did not smell great. So anything possible.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I'm just going to say, get your credit card

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<v Speaker 2>ready for the end of this policy.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, are you are you interested in going out

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<v Speaker 1>with Melissa really? Or do we just want the answers?

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<v Speaker 3>I would love to go out with her again. I mean,

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<v Speaker 3>I think that's why I got so drunk because I

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<v Speaker 3>was so nervous.

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<v Speaker 5>Did you hear the last.

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<v Speaker 2>Thing Melissa texted I would on the date.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we'll try and nudge her in that direction. For now,

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<v Speaker 1>it's just going to be trying to fill in the

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<v Speaker 1>blanks for you. We're gonna call it here we go. Hello, Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>we're looking for Melissa. Sounds like you're in a good

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<v Speaker 1>mood today. That that's nice. Yeah, we're a radio show

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<v Speaker 1>called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh, I know that show.

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<v Speaker 1>We made it.

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<v Speaker 3>That's weird. Hey, what's up, guys?

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<v Speaker 1>What's up? We're tap on you right now? What we've done?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just dding No, we're doing a second date update

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<v Speaker 1>because apparently, rumor has it, you went out with a

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<v Speaker 1>guy the other night named David.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh god, Oh, yeah, you have to dish because I

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<v Speaker 5>just know that there is a big story behind whatever

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<v Speaker 5>went down on your date night.

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<v Speaker 1>Background for you is that we've heard some bits and

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<v Speaker 1>pieces of the night, at least the parts that David remembers,

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<v Speaker 1>but we're hoping to get some.

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<v Speaker 6>More that he remembers.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's it's a little hazy for him, but we

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<v Speaker 1>heard that you did text him, I think last night

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<v Speaker 1>he said saying that he needed to pay for everything

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<v Speaker 1>for what he did. But what he did, but that

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<v Speaker 1>was so vague.

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<v Speaker 2>He actually has no idea what you're even referring to bout.

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<v Speaker 1>But he remembers having a good time with you.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, Jeffrey, I don't think that he does remember having

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<v Speaker 6>a good time with me because so basically like we

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<v Speaker 6>had drinks and then.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so let me tell you. What he told us

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<v Speaker 1>is that, okay, he did drink a little bit more

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<v Speaker 1>than he wanted to because again, he was having such

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<v Speaker 1>a nice time and he was nervous and thanks, you're amazing.

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<v Speaker 1>But the last thing that he remembers is being in

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<v Speaker 1>an uber too, he doesn't know where, and then waking

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<v Speaker 1>up in some random house. Can you help us figure

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<v Speaker 1>out where he went, or even if you know, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know if you know anything.

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<v Speaker 6>In the uber I was in the uber. Yeah, he

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<v Speaker 6>didn't even know what the are you serious?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my gosh, just tell us the story if he can't.

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<v Speaker 2>Was he amazed?

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, so he seems like he was drinking too much,

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<v Speaker 6>and I was like, okay, I think it's really time

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<v Speaker 6>to go. But he could not even tell me his address.

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<v Speaker 6>He'd be like, yeah, let's go, let's go already.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, is that a line that you've used before, Jose,

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<v Speaker 1>Like I don't know where I live. You better take

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<v Speaker 1>me back to your where you live.

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<v Speaker 2>So now you're just babysitting this guy and you.

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<v Speaker 1>Can't to get him home. So whose house was it?

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<v Speaker 1>Was that your house?

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<v Speaker 6>I wasn't going to bring him back to my apartment

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<v Speaker 6>with this, like dude on a first date. He's obviously

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<v Speaker 6>like way too drunk.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah yeah, yeah, smart move.

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<v Speaker 6>So my parents kind of lived near the bar. Oh gosh, yeah,

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<v Speaker 6>it was like it was like one am. I called

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<v Speaker 6>my parents, who were, needless to say, not happy, and

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<v Speaker 6>my mom has like these figurines and he walked in

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<v Speaker 6>and like my mom went to grab some water, and

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<v Speaker 6>he like started playing with the figurines and like he

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<v Speaker 6>broke two of them.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, oh my god.

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<v Speaker 6>And he was going to be like sick. So he

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<v Speaker 6>like asked where the bathroom was, and I like brought

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<v Speaker 6>him to the bathroom and then he like slipped on

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<v Speaker 6>a vase and like broke that too.

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<v Speaker 1>He was one of those stumblings.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, my mom is like, I do not want this

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<v Speaker 6>person ever in my house again.

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<v Speaker 1>So going back to your text that you sent him

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<v Speaker 1>where you said he needs to pay for everything that

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<v Speaker 1>he did, I'm assuming that you're referring to all the

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<v Speaker 1>things he broke in your mom's house.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, you broke all this stuff, and like I didn't

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<v Speaker 6>know he had no idea it was my parents' house.

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<v Speaker 6>I thought he knew that. The whole time.

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<v Speaker 1>He's he's learning a lot of stuff the more that

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<v Speaker 1>you're talking, because he's actually listening to this whole thing

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<v Speaker 1>right now. Yeah, remember how the second dance work. They're

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<v Speaker 1>listening on the other line.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh I didn't know it was like always automatically live.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Yeah, David wants to talk to you.

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<v Speaker 3>So let me start my three part apology by first.

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<v Speaker 2>Saying, are you so shocked that it was her parents?

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<v Speaker 5>House.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm so shocked that she was with me the whole

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<v Speaker 3>time seeing it, because I was really in I'm really

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<v Speaker 3>into you, Melissa. I think that you're very tracked. I

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<v Speaker 3>thought we had a great time.

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<v Speaker 1>You're already trying it. Sounds like you're already trying to

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<v Speaker 1>save it.

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<v Speaker 3>Huh, you're trying to get I would i too. I mean,

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<v Speaker 3>this is the first time that I've woken up in

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<v Speaker 3>a date's parents house.

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<v Speaker 1>Melissa.

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<v Speaker 6>Melissa, I'll send you an itemize the list of all

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<v Speaker 6>the things that were broken, and maybe then we can

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<v Speaker 6>take it from there.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, that sounds like an invitation.

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<v Speaker 3>I can come over and aposize to your mom like

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<v Speaker 3>I appreciate her thing. She did not come over.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, your mom doesn't want to hear from David.

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<v Speaker 6>Nope.

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<v Speaker 3>I'd go over and give her some flowers, but I don't.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't even remember what part of the city she

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<v Speaker 3>lives in.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a sweet gesture.

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<v Speaker 4>Flowers around this area.

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<v Speaker 1>No, not this house, no, the next house.

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<v Speaker 2>I'd really check in on how much money you will first, David,

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<v Speaker 2>to see if you have any funds left overs.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, we're dealing with a lot of like debt collecting

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<v Speaker 1>and finance stuff. Let's get back to like the love

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<v Speaker 1>aspect of this, which I'm sure still must exist somewhere. Melissa,

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<v Speaker 1>is there a chance that you could look past the

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<v Speaker 1>mistakes that he made on your first date? He was wasted.

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<v Speaker 6>It's just basically like, if you pay my mom back,

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<v Speaker 6>then you have integrity and you're a cool person enough

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<v Speaker 6>for doing that that, then I would consider getting to

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<v Speaker 6>know you more, but it's not.

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<v Speaker 3>An incredible story to tell our kids.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, before you go down that path, we would like

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<v Speaker 1>to offer to send you out on a second date

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<v Speaker 1>that we will pay for.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna I'm gonna need that after my debt.

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<v Speaker 1>Continents on you paying the mom back first.

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<v Speaker 6>So yeah, Melissa, I would go out with you if

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<v Speaker 6>you make it right with my mom.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, so maybe you guys could exchange venmos make it

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<v Speaker 2>real hot.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, I'll text you my venmo after this call.

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<v Speaker 1>All right? So it sounds like true love is blossoming

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<v Speaker 1>before our very.

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<v Speaker 3>Eyes, just out of curiosity. How much we think in here?

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<v Speaker 3>How much do you think that that's going to be?

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<v Speaker 6>I don't know, like I don't know, two or three

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<v Speaker 6>grand probably.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh figures, man, that's an expensive second date that you

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<v Speaker 4>d that's going to be paying for here, that we're.

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<v Speaker 3>Gonna have to take it out of our wedding.

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<v Speaker 6>Mus spirit, buddy, that's the spirit

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<v Speaker 2>Broken Jeffrey in the morning,