WEBVTT - McDonald’s in Paris is dangerous 0:00:16.600 --> 0:00:20.239 Welcome for this episode of Emergency Intercom. I'm like, I 0:00:20.280 --> 0:00:21.720 don't know why I'm nervous because this. 0:00:21.720 --> 0:00:24.520 Door is open and people are like, are. 0:00:23.800 --> 0:00:28.240 Not constantly so nervous about the public in Paris. 0:00:27.640 --> 0:00:32.120 I know because I feel like they're very judgmental of Americans, 0:00:32.280 --> 0:00:34.599 which I feel like most places are. 0:00:34.720 --> 0:00:37.959 Also, if you did we even say welcome, welcome back 0:00:37.960 --> 0:00:40.920 to Emergency Intercom, if we didn't, well. 0:00:40.800 --> 0:00:42.840 Welcome to this episode. We are currently in. 0:00:42.760 --> 0:00:47.360 Paris, obviously because so obvious, Like we said, we're desired, 0:00:47.400 --> 0:00:51.639 We're wanted, We're loved, were needed. These brands just love 0:00:51.720 --> 0:00:52.120 us out here. 0:00:52.159 --> 0:00:54.760 Actual, that's with us. It's so weird, loves us. 0:00:54.800 --> 0:00:57.080 It's weird, like you need to grow up and get 0:00:57.080 --> 0:00:58.520 a life, because why are you stalking me? 0:00:58.560 --> 0:00:59.640 You're you're a stalker. 0:01:00.880 --> 0:01:04.720 Yeah, we were here for the Acne show. It was amazing, gorgeous, beautiful, 0:01:05.280 --> 0:01:06.280 loved every second of it. 0:01:06.400 --> 0:01:10.440 Obsessed with the bags and love with the bags, need 0:01:10.520 --> 0:01:11.160 the bags. 0:01:11.400 --> 0:01:13.919 I'm literally wearing jeans from them right. 0:01:13.800 --> 0:01:15.880 Now, my shirts from them because. 0:01:16.200 --> 0:01:19.520 Also this isn't sponsored. Yeah, no, I just want just 0:01:19.520 --> 0:01:21.680 wanted to clarify that we did. 0:01:21.560 --> 0:01:24.080 Come out here with them for the show and it 0:01:24.160 --> 0:01:27.560 was fucking awesome. And now it's our last night. It's 0:01:27.600 --> 0:01:28.600 our last night in Paris. 0:01:29.640 --> 0:01:32.720 Leave it to the last minute to do anything for work. 0:01:38.959 --> 0:01:39.560 I don't know if it was. 0:01:40.680 --> 0:01:41.520 I love fashion. 0:01:43.200 --> 0:01:46.319 It seems like you don't because you're buying bootlegs. 0:01:45.640 --> 0:01:48.880 So bibs, you don't know anything about bootlegs. This is 0:01:49.000 --> 0:01:50.600 like so real. 0:01:51.360 --> 0:01:53.120 Well, the police are here to fucking get you because 0:01:53.120 --> 0:01:54.880 it's illegal to make it sensible, so. 0:01:54.880 --> 0:01:57.040 Giving like this might be the loudest environment. 0:01:57.240 --> 0:02:01.240 Yeah, I'm almost like we should check, but I feel 0:02:01.280 --> 0:02:04.120 like it's okay. It's we're adding to the atmosphere. Just 0:02:04.160 --> 0:02:07.680 imagine this. Okay, use your thinking cap if you're listening 0:02:07.680 --> 0:02:10.920 and not watching. Here's what's happening. We are in a 0:02:10.960 --> 0:02:14.960 Parisian apartment so gracefully lent to us by our friend Rain. 0:02:15.440 --> 0:02:18.639 We're in it's it's a Parisian night. You're out with us, 0:02:18.760 --> 0:02:21.240 You're having a few glasses of wine. You're saying things 0:02:21.240 --> 0:02:23.800 that in the morning will make you so embarrassed and 0:02:24.360 --> 0:02:26.480 you won't ever bring them up to us, and we won't. 0:02:29.240 --> 0:02:31.040 Oh, okay, big bleep? 0:02:32.880 --> 0:02:37.520 Why why is that a big bleep? 0:02:37.960 --> 0:02:40.280 You're a big bleep. You're a big pain in my bleep. 0:02:40.560 --> 0:02:43.600 You're a Did you hear that big clock? 0:02:45.520 --> 0:02:46.280 It's a big bend. 0:02:46.800 --> 0:02:48.959 Oh the big they did. Wait, did they move the 0:02:48.960 --> 0:02:49.920 big Bend to Paris? 0:02:50.080 --> 0:02:51.799 They did? It was always in Paris. 0:02:52.160 --> 0:02:52.440 Oh. 0:02:52.520 --> 0:02:54.320 I guess I just am not as well traveled as you, 0:02:54.360 --> 0:02:55.360 because your life is a movie. 0:02:55.440 --> 0:02:59.240 I have seen the world compared to me. Compared to me, yeah, 0:02:59.360 --> 0:02:59.880 in the world. 0:03:00.120 --> 0:03:00.520 Yeah. 0:03:00.760 --> 0:03:04.239 So you're at this Parisian apartment with us. We invite 0:03:04.280 --> 0:03:07.160 you over. We're all drinking, but you're like embarrassingly drunk, 0:03:07.200 --> 0:03:08.960 and it's so embarrassing, right. 0:03:08.760 --> 0:03:10.480 You're like, it's disgusting. 0:03:10.600 --> 0:03:12.800 They won't shut up, Like you're saying things that in 0:03:12.840 --> 0:03:15.200 the morning you'll regret saying so badly. 0:03:15.560 --> 0:03:16.600 But we'll never bring it up. 0:03:16.560 --> 0:03:19.200 To you because it is just off, like it's a 0:03:19.200 --> 0:03:25.240 little sinister, like yeah, not really complimentative environment. It's really 0:03:25.400 --> 0:03:28.600 just like you're getting torn to shreds by these people. 0:03:28.760 --> 0:03:30.600 Yeah, and you're like, but you're you're trying to make 0:03:30.639 --> 0:03:31.840 the best of it because. 0:03:31.600 --> 0:03:33.480 You know, I don't even know what we're saying anymore. 0:03:33.639 --> 0:03:34.120 Oh I was. 0:03:34.560 --> 0:03:38.400 I was giving the viewer a hypothetical that they're here 0:03:38.440 --> 0:03:40.440 with us. I'm setting the mood for the audio listener. 0:03:40.520 --> 0:03:42.640 Did you know like ninety percent of the world can't 0:03:42.720 --> 0:03:44.200 understand hypotheticals? 0:03:44.720 --> 0:03:45.400 That's not true. 0:03:45.640 --> 0:03:46.920 It's probably like forty percent. 0:03:47.120 --> 0:03:48.920 That's not true. What do you mean they can't understand it? 0:03:48.920 --> 0:03:49.840 Like they can't visually, they. 0:03:50.000 --> 0:03:54.680 Don't have the IQ to literally process that information. Like 0:03:54.680 --> 0:03:57.040 if it's it's like a goldfish. If it's not happening 0:03:57.040 --> 0:04:00.800 to them then and now they cannot process it. 0:04:01.440 --> 0:04:02.760 There's literally no way. 0:04:02.960 --> 0:04:05.200 Yeah, is it the same people who like can't Like 0:04:05.400 --> 0:04:08.360 if you're like, oh, think of an apple, they're like there, 0:04:08.400 --> 0:04:10.440 maybe thinking of the word apple, but they're not imagining 0:04:10.480 --> 0:04:10.920 an apple. 0:04:11.640 --> 0:04:15.320 When I think of apples, I think of the computer 0:04:15.440 --> 0:04:17.440 company and the iPhone company because I'm rich. 0:04:18.000 --> 0:04:20.159 No, that's because you're addicted to your black box. 0:04:20.360 --> 0:04:22.720 Yeah, it really is crazy. Just every once in a 0:04:22.760 --> 0:04:24.320 while just have to pick it up to look at it. 0:04:24.720 --> 0:04:27.000 Getting on the iPhone is so fun, Like turning on 0:04:27.040 --> 0:04:29.039 your iPhone and looking at it and like falling. 0:04:28.720 --> 0:04:32.560 Into abyss after a long day. Oh, like laying in 0:04:32.640 --> 0:04:36.159 bed and getting on your iPhone and silence. I really 0:04:36.160 --> 0:04:38.159 do support it, and I think it gets a really 0:04:38.200 --> 0:04:41.520 bad rep because people don't healthily use it, myself included. 0:04:41.800 --> 0:04:44.760 But those moments where like you've done a lot of 0:04:44.760 --> 0:04:47.679 good shit for the day, like you got work done, 0:04:47.920 --> 0:04:52.279 you like communicated with people I don't know, Like I. 0:04:52.320 --> 0:04:55.120 You literally sound like a robot, like you know, after 0:04:55.200 --> 0:04:58.680 a long day of work and maybe some play in 0:04:58.920 --> 0:05:01.040 communicating with other people. 0:05:01.360 --> 0:05:04.479 Literally that is like how my mind works. I'm like, okay, damn, 0:05:04.560 --> 0:05:08.320 Like I talked to someone today, Like this is fucking lit. 0:05:09.600 --> 0:05:12.440 Just laying in bed with no one around, or even 0:05:12.560 --> 0:05:15.440 laying in bed with like a homie and just being 0:05:15.440 --> 0:05:17.919 on iPhone and not saying anything to anybody is like 0:05:18.880 --> 0:05:19.919 top ten experience. 0:05:20.120 --> 0:05:24.200 Yeah, Like two generations ago, their thing was I kick 0:05:24.240 --> 0:05:26.040 off my shoes, I have a beer, and I sit 0:05:26.200 --> 0:05:29.359 back and I watch the games. Our generation is I 0:05:29.400 --> 0:05:31.640 get home, I have an edible, I stare at my 0:05:31.760 --> 0:05:33.279 iPhone for eight hours. 0:05:33.279 --> 0:05:34.080 It's two am. 0:05:34.120 --> 0:05:38.600 I go really deep on the from a All A 0:05:38.680 --> 0:05:41.200 List celebrities. I literally am a part of bleep Nation. 0:05:41.320 --> 0:05:43.320 Yeah we're low key pro bleep nation. 0:05:43.560 --> 0:05:46.640 Yeah, but I think All A List celebrities are evil 0:05:46.720 --> 0:05:50.360 villains now and there's no if censor. But so if 0:05:50.360 --> 0:05:52.680 you ever see me get to an A List status, 0:05:53.760 --> 0:05:56.200 You're evil. Just know I've turned to the dark side 0:05:56.240 --> 0:05:56.960 and I'm sinister. 0:05:57.320 --> 0:05:59.520 It's not even that I think all A List celebrities 0:05:59.560 --> 0:06:03.400 are like evil, But like I was, we were talking 0:06:03.400 --> 0:06:06.440 about this earlier. I genuinely do believe and this happens, 0:06:06.480 --> 0:06:09.920 I think in every space and work environment, and it's 0:06:10.040 --> 0:06:12.080 just natural. When you put a bunch of humans together 0:06:12.160 --> 0:06:15.000 where that's kind of their community, it becomes high school. 0:06:15.160 --> 0:06:17.279 There's no way for it to not become high school, 0:06:17.720 --> 0:06:21.880 and it just will inevitably become that. Hello, the fucking 0:06:21.960 --> 0:06:23.040 killer is out there. 0:06:24.240 --> 0:06:26.880 Somebody walked by really close and I got scared. 0:06:27.040 --> 0:06:28.520 The killer. The killer is coming. 0:06:28.640 --> 0:06:30.560 There's just no way for it not to become high school. 0:06:30.560 --> 0:06:33.640 And like there's like gossip and like rumors and like 0:06:33.680 --> 0:06:34.520 all these things. 0:06:34.720 --> 0:06:38.640 So it's on who Blink has a crush on Blink? 0:06:38.920 --> 0:06:40.840 Yeah, like that kind of vibe, and there's no way 0:06:40.880 --> 0:06:43.840 of going around it. But the fun thing about being 0:06:44.040 --> 0:06:47.200 like a citizen is getting to watch that unfold on 0:06:47.240 --> 0:06:47.920 your iPhone. 0:06:48.000 --> 0:06:48.520 And that's why. 0:06:48.440 --> 0:06:51.400 iPhones are so important to the community, because where would 0:06:51.440 --> 0:06:54.080 we be without iPhones? Think about that, like, we would 0:06:54.080 --> 0:06:56.240 not be here without like we wouldn't be here without 0:06:56.240 --> 0:07:01.720 an iPhone. Oh yeah, and this episode is sponsored by Android. 0:07:03.000 --> 0:07:07.719 Thank you Samsung. I love a good Samsung Android like 0:07:07.760 --> 0:07:11.040 sponsorship and somebody acting like that's the phone they use, Like. 0:07:11.880 --> 0:07:13.880 Is gonna be me if they reached out, Swear to God, 0:07:13.960 --> 0:07:17.240 I would. I would throw my iPhone away for a week. 0:07:18.720 --> 0:07:20.880 Y'all will see me sell my soul to Samsung. I 0:07:20.880 --> 0:07:23.680 swear to God, Like, if they reached out, I'm using 0:07:23.720 --> 0:07:25.920 the Samsung. I used it in high school. Oh my god. 0:07:25.960 --> 0:07:30.280 That was my most embarrassing arc ever. Was like everyone 0:07:30.320 --> 0:07:32.200 had iPhones and I was like, I'm gonna be weird 0:07:32.200 --> 0:07:34.560 and different, like I need to be different, and I 0:07:34.760 --> 0:07:38.640 tried so hard to different. Yeah, I tried so hard 0:07:38.640 --> 0:07:41.520 to be different that I got like the Galaxy Note 0:07:41.560 --> 0:07:44.080 five and it was like a giant Yes, it was 0:07:44.120 --> 0:07:46.840 a giant fucking iPhone that came or a giant fucking 0:07:46.880 --> 0:07:50.480 phone that came with a stylot it being it's really 0:07:50.480 --> 0:07:56.680 fucked up. It's purely my vocabulary, that's it. But I 0:07:56.680 --> 0:07:59.000 got the Galaxy Note five because the screen was giant, 0:07:59.040 --> 0:08:01.920 it came with a stylin and the photos that I 0:08:01.960 --> 0:08:04.640 took on that thing. Are the worst photos of me 0:08:04.680 --> 0:08:06.520 that's ever hit the internet? And I got rid of 0:08:06.560 --> 0:08:09.400 it literally within the week, Like it was to. 0:08:09.600 --> 0:08:11.240 Want you need to show the photos because I know 0:08:11.240 --> 0:08:12.800 one of the photos and it makes me crack up. 0:08:13.000 --> 0:08:14.480 To what's the name of the phone again? 0:08:14.560 --> 0:08:15.960 Galaxy Note five. 0:08:15.840 --> 0:08:21.240 Galaxy No. Five and twenty? 0:08:21.600 --> 0:08:21.960 Yeah there? 0:08:22.280 --> 0:08:24.640 How are they on twenty? They just wanted a number 0:08:24.640 --> 0:08:25.120 bigger than that. 0:08:25.120 --> 0:08:28.880 Why is no one talking about fast technology? Yeah, that's 0:08:28.920 --> 0:08:31.400 the real conversation. Think about all the lithium that was 0:08:31.480 --> 0:08:32.600 mine for those phones. 0:08:32.880 --> 0:08:34.760 Dor, this is crazy is biggest? 0:08:34.760 --> 0:08:34.840 Oh? 0:08:34.880 --> 0:08:36.720 Oh my god. Actually my dad had this phone. 0:08:37.240 --> 0:08:39.199 My dad had twins. 0:08:39.360 --> 0:08:41.320 My dad and mom both had this phone in the 0:08:41.360 --> 0:08:42.920 gold lies. 0:08:43.360 --> 0:08:44.440 I think I had gold too. 0:08:44.640 --> 0:08:47.880 I had a smaller Android like Samsung phone. And here's 0:08:47.920 --> 0:08:52.160 what I would do if I got my Samsung ambassadorship. 0:08:52.600 --> 0:08:55.280 If you're from Samsung, ignore this because this isn't true. 0:08:55.480 --> 0:08:56.960 I would just do what I did in middle school. 0:08:57.040 --> 0:09:00.520 I had my In like ninth and tenth grade, I 0:09:00.600 --> 0:09:02.840 had or no. By tenth grade, I had an iPhone. 0:09:02.880 --> 0:09:05.520 But whatever, semantics not important. 0:09:05.679 --> 0:09:08.319 I'm genuinely curious how many people. 0:09:08.600 --> 0:09:11.240 Who are listening have android. Yeah, let us know. 0:09:11.720 --> 0:09:13.719 Literally, I'm sorry with the. 0:09:13.679 --> 0:09:16.640 Flip one today in a cafe in the marine, like 0:09:16.720 --> 0:09:18.440 flipping it. Oh, she was doing the whole thing. She 0:09:18.520 --> 0:09:21.120 was love key putting on a show. She felt me watching. 0:09:21.160 --> 0:09:22.640 She was like, she's like, you want to see how 0:09:22.720 --> 0:09:23.679 much this SI could flip? 0:09:23.760 --> 0:09:27.319 Like I got an iPad? No, I have a flip No. 0:09:29.200 --> 0:09:33.200 No users are braver than the Marines, and like the 0:09:33.240 --> 0:09:38.360 ones that like choice, fight for it. You're lying. I'm 0:09:38.360 --> 0:09:41.559 just not a choice. I'm sorry, but you do you. 0:09:41.800 --> 0:09:44.280 That was the most elitist thing I've ever said, But 0:09:44.320 --> 0:09:46.160 I don't give a fuck. It's talking about phones that 0:09:46.200 --> 0:09:49.120 cost the same amount of money. Yeah, get a goddamn. 0:09:48.679 --> 0:09:51.320 Fucking like that big fucking weird iPad ship that you 0:09:51.360 --> 0:09:53.120 fold up and put in your back pocket is any 0:09:53.160 --> 0:09:54.000 cheaper than an iPhone. 0:09:54.000 --> 0:09:55.280 You could have got an iPhone, but you. 0:09:55.240 --> 0:09:58.840 Want it to be like a freakazoid three thousand and 0:09:58.880 --> 0:10:01.120 that's okay, you do you. But I will be making 0:10:01.120 --> 0:10:04.000 fun of that, because what a phone that flips four ways? 0:10:06.080 --> 0:10:06.640 Unnecessary? 0:10:06.720 --> 0:10:09.720 A piece of paper can only fold sixteen times before, 0:10:09.760 --> 0:10:11.280 so we'll get to seven. 0:10:11.800 --> 0:10:13.440 So we'll get to seven folds on a phone and 0:10:13.440 --> 0:10:13.960 then it's done. 0:10:14.040 --> 0:10:16.760 Yeah, it can only fo yeah four though I don't 0:10:16.800 --> 0:10:17.160 think so. 0:10:17.640 --> 0:10:20.720 Yeah, it's the one that, like the really big like iPad. 0:10:22.240 --> 0:10:24.960 Oh I thought that one, okay, so I'm mistaking. There's 0:10:24.960 --> 0:10:27.120 the one that's shaped like a regular phone that folds 0:10:27.120 --> 0:10:31.240 into a cube, and then there's the the alright. 0:10:30.920 --> 0:10:34.920 Book one right. Yeah, but if you use an Android, 0:10:34.960 --> 0:10:36.480 I love you, I really do. 0:10:36.679 --> 0:10:39.520 And Samsung, if you want to sponsor me, I'll do it, 0:10:39.600 --> 0:10:41.839 and I'll just in public, I'll use it, and then 0:10:41.880 --> 0:10:43.679 I'll go home and use my iPhone like it's my 0:10:43.760 --> 0:10:44.760 dirty little secret. 0:10:45.200 --> 0:10:45.240 No. 0:10:46.240 --> 0:10:48.080 Next time I get on a long haul flight, I 0:10:48.080 --> 0:10:50.960 think I'm gonna make the journey into bringing my wing 0:10:51.040 --> 0:10:54.120 bat on the plane and cause so much turbulence that 0:10:54.320 --> 0:10:55.040 our plane. 0:10:54.840 --> 0:10:56.400 Drops a little, not a lot. 0:10:56.600 --> 0:10:57.680 Seven feet, yeah. 0:10:57.480 --> 0:10:59.319 Just like seven feet enough to get you lifted out 0:10:59.320 --> 0:11:01.679 of your seat. And then I'll turn it off and 0:11:01.720 --> 0:11:04.040 we'll be back. We'll be back to regular airspeed. 0:11:04.320 --> 0:11:06.560 There's no way this audio is okay. 0:11:06.520 --> 0:11:07.840 Yeah, I know it's really bad. 0:11:07.840 --> 0:11:10.720 Back then we should just shut the windows. It's really easy, 0:11:10.720 --> 0:11:11.240 but it's. 0:11:11.040 --> 0:11:14.720 Like the aura, the areola. Do you want to shut it? 0:11:15.880 --> 0:11:18.960 I think it's doing more damage than good. Well, let's 0:11:19.040 --> 0:11:20.400 talk about this is. 0:11:20.320 --> 0:11:22.560 My first time a little inebriated. 0:11:22.280 --> 0:11:26.240 Rita Aura's tweets. 0:11:26.800 --> 0:11:29.200 Because is that what you were doing while you were 0:11:29.200 --> 0:11:30.640 away back. 0:11:30.480 --> 0:11:33.959 In I don't know what it was, probably like twenty thirteen, 0:11:34.040 --> 0:11:36.960 twenty fourteen. It was like before the internet was really 0:11:37.000 --> 0:11:40.200 really cool and everybody had it, and like Twitter was 0:11:40.240 --> 0:11:43.640 just becoming a thing, And Rita Aura tweeted on her account, 0:11:43.720 --> 0:11:48.440 if this post gets twenty thousand retweets, I'll post a 0:11:48.480 --> 0:11:53.240 single from my album. And it got right now, literally 0:11:53.320 --> 0:11:58.600 got nine retweets, and then the very next tweet she posted, guys, 0:11:58.640 --> 0:12:01.160 it's really not cool for you to hack people's accounts 0:12:01.200 --> 0:12:03.120 and say you're gonna leak my album, Like, do not 0:12:03.280 --> 0:12:08.200 do that. I'm gonna literally me when my acne post 0:12:08.240 --> 0:12:09.840 flops and I turn off the likes. 0:12:10.520 --> 0:12:13.559 I'm just gonna turn off likes and then block everybody 0:12:13.600 --> 0:12:15.839 who's following me, and then turn the back on when 0:12:15.840 --> 0:12:17.440 like three hundred people are following me and my posts 0:12:17.440 --> 0:12:19.680 are getting twenty one followers, and then reopen my account 0:12:19.760 --> 0:12:21.440 to the public and see if I can start from scratch. 0:12:21.559 --> 0:12:23.080 If I had to start from scratch, I think I 0:12:23.080 --> 0:12:26.679 would easily go from a million followers to like one 0:12:26.800 --> 0:12:31.080 fix like I think one hundred and fifty thousand people, 0:12:32.200 --> 0:12:33.120 and that's pushing it. 0:12:33.160 --> 0:12:33.800 That's a lot. 0:12:33.880 --> 0:12:37.760 That's not because it's I'm not I'm not giving content 0:12:37.800 --> 0:12:39.640 out on ig like that. I'd maybe get like a 0:12:39.720 --> 0:12:42.160 thousand and three hundred and two. That would be my 0:12:42.200 --> 0:12:50.760 guess if I had to, If I had to guess, yeah, yeah, right. 0:12:48.720 --> 0:12:50.480 I'd probably get half a million. 0:12:51.880 --> 0:12:53.800 Well that's because you're a cloud chaser, so you would 0:12:53.800 --> 0:12:56.000 probably just like use and abuse people like you usually do. 0:12:56.240 --> 0:12:58.280 No one talks about that, sir. 0:12:58.360 --> 0:13:01.880 He's a user and he's he abused his friendships for flights, 0:13:01.920 --> 0:13:02.840 how do you think he gets. 0:13:02.679 --> 0:13:03.480 Everywhere he goes? 0:13:03.720 --> 0:13:06.720 Yeah, he sneaks onto jets all the time. He's a 0:13:06.760 --> 0:13:11.600 chronic jet set by sneaking onto to jets and it's 0:13:11.600 --> 0:13:17.439 really obnoxious. Jet you know, Bleep Nation can only hold 0:13:17.480 --> 0:13:19.080 you at so many. 0:13:18.920 --> 0:13:22.800 Times sneaking on shit. That's how I got that. 0:13:28.600 --> 0:13:29.679 I love your confidence. 0:13:29.840 --> 0:13:32.560 I didn't take any notes for this episode, so if 0:13:32.600 --> 0:13:34.560 it's all over the place, that's why we recorded like 0:13:34.600 --> 0:13:38.959 three hours ago, so my brain is empty. We recorded 0:13:38.960 --> 0:13:43.960 like seven episodes in three days because the last episode 0:13:44.000 --> 0:13:47.800 we try to record it fourteen fucking times and every 0:13:47.840 --> 0:13:49.839 single time it failed, whether it was actually checked that 0:13:49.920 --> 0:13:53.880 thing right now, Oh my god, I'll kill myself down. 0:13:54.200 --> 0:13:55.960 I will kill myself in front of all of you. 0:13:56.040 --> 0:13:59.280 I will change the trajectory of your life. 0:13:59.320 --> 0:14:01.480 I will, And I have any upload it. It's in 0:14:01.559 --> 0:14:01.920 my will. 0:14:03.280 --> 0:14:05.160 If you want my money, I would sell on. 0:14:05.720 --> 0:14:07.439 I was gonna say, if you want my moneycors. I 0:14:07.480 --> 0:14:11.320 don't release it to the public, not for free, but 0:14:11.840 --> 0:14:15.920 I have Paris Fashion Week note read it or a 0:14:15.920 --> 0:14:19.720 tweet about getting hacked. And I love your confidence because 0:14:19.760 --> 0:14:22.040 I think saying oh my god, I just love your 0:14:22.040 --> 0:14:25.280 confidence is the meanest fucking thing you can ever say 0:14:25.320 --> 0:14:25.880 it to. 0:14:25.800 --> 0:14:27.440 Any beautiful beautiful gowns. 0:14:27.480 --> 0:14:29.400 Beautiful that is gowns. 0:14:29.680 --> 0:14:30.280 You know what that is. 0:14:30.320 --> 0:14:34.840 It's Anita Frank being Oh, yeah, you just obsessed with it. Yeah, 0:14:35.040 --> 0:14:37.600 Like being asked about like different singers and they're like, 0:14:37.600 --> 0:14:38.640 what do you think of Taylor stuff? 0:14:38.640 --> 0:14:44.680 Did you go beautiful gowns? Beautiful beautiful gowns like that is? 0:14:46.160 --> 0:14:47.880 That's like someone's like, oh, do you think any Like 0:14:47.880 --> 0:14:51.120 what do you think about any? It's so fun to be. 0:14:51.120 --> 0:14:53.800 Around nice, nice shoes. 0:14:53.880 --> 0:14:55.480 That's actually a really big compliment to me. 0:14:55.560 --> 0:14:57.600 Yeah, it would be like, oh yeah, someone said I 0:14:57.640 --> 0:14:59.400 was fun to be around. I would. I would be 0:14:59.440 --> 0:15:03.560 so high working my ass. What aspects the big fat 0:15:03.560 --> 0:15:05.640 one in my pants that it like actually hurts when 0:15:05.640 --> 0:15:08.280 they sit down because it's so fucking big it spills 0:15:08.280 --> 0:15:09.000 over the edge. 0:15:09.040 --> 0:15:12.480 Well, Drew has ian McDonald's three times since we've been here. 0:15:12.400 --> 0:15:15.160 And do you want to talk about need French food? Like, 0:15:15.200 --> 0:15:17.040 I really don't need it in my diet. What I 0:15:17.120 --> 0:15:19.400 need is French McDonald's on my diet because it's new. 0:15:19.960 --> 0:15:22.040 To be real, I need to be Coca Cola. 0:15:22.280 --> 0:15:26.960 Yeah, I need to be McDonald's. No, I had it 0:15:26.960 --> 0:15:29.080 three times. The first time was fucking great. I was 0:15:29.120 --> 0:15:31.520 super excited because I had it before and I was like, oh, 0:15:31.520 --> 0:15:34.120 this shit's like really good if I remember correct. Yeah, 0:15:34.240 --> 0:15:37.720 it's delicious. The nuggets taste like fucking it's cohorn. They 0:15:37.760 --> 0:15:45.040 taste like corn meal, and then the fries come with 0:15:45.160 --> 0:15:47.760 like this mayo sauce and I'm a white man and 0:15:47.800 --> 0:15:49.880 I love me Somemeoh. 0:15:49.200 --> 0:15:51.160 It's literally called creamy sauce. 0:15:51.400 --> 0:15:54.680 No, that that's called extra creamy sauce. This is literally 0:15:54.720 --> 0:15:58.280 like Mayo Fritz sur Fries. How are you saying, fucking French. 0:15:58.360 --> 0:16:00.680 It's not the it's not the ketchup in mal is mixed. 0:16:00.720 --> 0:16:01.480 It's just Mayo. 0:16:01.680 --> 0:16:03.680 It's just Mayo with like pepper and and or some shit. 0:16:03.880 --> 0:16:06.880 You were a Nashima so fucking good. 0:16:07.480 --> 0:16:08.120 And then. 0:16:10.040 --> 0:16:14.320 I got it a second time and it caused the 0:16:14.360 --> 0:16:17.280 most horrific pains in my gut I've ever had from 0:16:17.320 --> 0:16:20.320 food in my life. I really genuinely thought I was dying. 0:16:20.320 --> 0:16:20.760 Mind you. 0:16:21.560 --> 0:16:24.880 I woke up that dead and I was like, I'm 0:16:24.920 --> 0:16:27.160 gonna go get food at this really cute cafe, like. 0:16:27.080 --> 0:16:29.040 We should go, blah blah blah blah. He's like, I 0:16:29.080 --> 0:16:30.720 don't want to go. I don't know, I don't know. 0:16:30.720 --> 0:16:31.240 I'm gonna get it. 0:16:31.280 --> 0:16:32.960 And then he kept getting up and getting down like 0:16:33.000 --> 0:16:34.840 he was gonna go, like he literally was having the 0:16:35.000 --> 0:16:36.640 fight for his life with himself. 0:16:36.840 --> 0:16:37.920 And then he's like, oh, I'm. 0:16:37.840 --> 0:16:41.160 Just gonna stay back and get McDonald's. And I was like, okay, 0:16:41.360 --> 0:16:42.680 like you you can do that. 0:16:42.760 --> 0:16:44.920 It is that is your freedom so bad? 0:16:45.000 --> 0:16:47.600 And then he told me that he swept through his clothes. 0:16:47.680 --> 0:16:50.160 It was and you know what's disgusting is the Acne 0:16:50.200 --> 0:16:53.840 show was that night, and I slept in my thermals 0:16:53.880 --> 0:16:59.400 in bed, and the pain caused me to sweat my 0:16:59.480 --> 0:16:59.960 ass off. 0:17:00.080 --> 0:17:01.840 Have been so hot in that fucking room. 0:17:01.760 --> 0:17:05.159 Yes, and to sweat a stain into the bed and 0:17:05.200 --> 0:17:09.360 then to jis on Ya's pillow, and I wore the 0:17:09.359 --> 0:17:13.679 thermals that I sweat through to the you're you what? 0:17:14.520 --> 0:17:16.560 I sweat through the thermals onto my bed and it 0:17:16.600 --> 0:17:17.880 was like a stain in my bed? 0:17:18.600 --> 0:17:19.560 What about my pillow? 0:17:20.240 --> 0:17:21.960 I literally I have no idea what you're talking about 0:17:22.000 --> 0:17:23.520 right now. You're actually freaking the fuck out. 0:17:24.160 --> 0:17:25.720 Okay, so do you sweat? 0:17:27.240 --> 0:17:29.080 I just I feel like I heard you say you 0:17:29.320 --> 0:17:32.080 came into my like you creamed on my pillow. 0:17:33.600 --> 0:17:36.000 You are accusing me of insane things right now? 0:17:36.720 --> 0:17:38.800 Actually okay, Well, the good thing is we have both 0:17:38.880 --> 0:17:40.160 video and audio recording of. 0:17:40.080 --> 0:17:40.840 You being crazy. 0:17:41.200 --> 0:17:43.040 Okay. Well, and I'm gonna kill myself so. 0:17:44.480 --> 0:17:45.560 And you should kill yourself. 0:17:46.480 --> 0:17:47.840 Oh my god, I made it in New Year's e 0:17:47.840 --> 0:17:52.439 Revolution Revolution to stop saying revolution said consciously, it's just 0:17:52.480 --> 0:17:56.080 in my bring said consciously, Oh. 0:17:56.040 --> 0:17:59.320 My god, said consciously. I just can't stick to my 0:17:59.320 --> 0:18:03.280 New Year's rebels. Okay, wait, we have to talk about 0:18:03.280 --> 0:18:07.240 our hotel room. Okay, oh yeah we First of all, 0:18:07.240 --> 0:18:09.600 I think the hotel we're saying at like God bless it, 0:18:09.680 --> 0:18:11.840 but like I think it was. I think it's a 0:18:11.840 --> 0:18:14.240 money laundering scheme. Like I don't think it's a real hotel. 0:18:14.680 --> 0:18:18.120 None of the rooms are yeah, like and you're gonna 0:18:18.119 --> 0:18:19.359