Speaker 1: Welcome for this episode of Emergency Intercom. I'm like, I
Speaker 1: don't know why I'm nervous because this.
Speaker 2: Door is open and people are like, are.
Speaker 3: Not constantly so nervous about the public in Paris.
Speaker 1: I know because I feel like they're very judgmental of Americans,
Speaker 1: which I feel like most places are.
Speaker 3: Also, if you did we even say welcome, welcome back
Speaker 3: to Emergency Intercom, if we didn't, well.
Speaker 1: Welcome to this episode. We are currently in.
Speaker 3: Paris, obviously because so obvious, Like we said, we're desired,
Speaker 3: We're wanted, We're loved, were needed. These brands just love
Speaker 3: us out here.
Speaker 2: Actual, that's with us. It's so weird, loves us.
Speaker 1: It's weird, like you need to grow up and get
Speaker 1: a life, because why are you stalking me?
Speaker 2: You're you're a stalker.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we were here for the Acne show. It was amazing, gorgeous, beautiful,
Speaker 1: loved every second of it.
Speaker 2: Obsessed with the bags and love with the bags, need
Speaker 2: the bags.
Speaker 3: I'm literally wearing jeans from them right.
Speaker 2: Now, my shirts from them because.
Speaker 3: Also this isn't sponsored. Yeah, no, I just want just
Speaker 3: wanted to clarify that we did.
Speaker 1: Come out here with them for the show and it
Speaker 1: was fucking awesome. And now it's our last night. It's
Speaker 1: our last night in Paris.
Speaker 3: Leave it to the last minute to do anything for work.
Speaker 2: I don't know if it was.
Speaker 3: I love fashion.
Speaker 1: It seems like you don't because you're buying bootlegs.
Speaker 3: So bibs, you don't know anything about bootlegs. This is
Speaker 3: like so real.
Speaker 1: Well, the police are here to fucking get you because
Speaker 1: it's illegal to make it sensible, so.
Speaker 3: Giving like this might be the loudest environment.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm almost like we should check, but I feel
Speaker 1: like it's okay. It's we're adding to the atmosphere. Just
Speaker 1: imagine this. Okay, use your thinking cap if you're listening
Speaker 1: and not watching. Here's what's happening. We are in a
Speaker 1: Parisian apartment so gracefully lent to us by our friend Rain.
Speaker 1: We're in it's it's a Parisian night. You're out with us,
Speaker 1: You're having a few glasses of wine. You're saying things
Speaker 1: that in the morning will make you so embarrassed and
Speaker 1: you won't ever bring them up to us, and we won't.
Speaker 2: Oh, okay, big bleep?
Speaker 3: Why why is that a big bleep?
Speaker 2: You're a big bleep. You're a big pain in my bleep.
Speaker 2: You're a Did you hear that big clock?
Speaker 3: It's a big bend.
Speaker 1: Oh the big they did. Wait, did they move the
Speaker 1: big Bend to Paris?
Speaker 3: They did? It was always in Paris.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 1: I guess I just am not as well traveled as you,
Speaker 1: because your life is a movie.
Speaker 3: I have seen the world compared to me. Compared to me, yeah,
Speaker 3: in the world.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So you're at this Parisian apartment with us. We invite
Speaker 1: you over. We're all drinking, but you're like embarrassingly drunk,
Speaker 1: and it's so embarrassing, right.
Speaker 3: You're like, it's disgusting.
Speaker 1: They won't shut up, Like you're saying things that in
Speaker 1: the morning you'll regret saying so badly.
Speaker 2: But we'll never bring it up.
Speaker 3: To you because it is just off, like it's a
Speaker 3: little sinister, like yeah, not really complimentative environment. It's really
Speaker 3: just like you're getting torn to shreds by these people.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you're like, but you're you're trying to make
Speaker 1: the best of it because.
Speaker 3: You know, I don't even know what we're saying anymore.
Speaker 2: Oh I was.
Speaker 1: I was giving the viewer a hypothetical that they're here
Speaker 1: with us. I'm setting the mood for the audio listener.
Speaker 3: Did you know like ninety percent of the world can't
Speaker 3: understand hypotheticals?
Speaker 2: That's not true.
Speaker 3: It's probably like forty percent.
Speaker 2: That's not true. What do you mean they can't understand it?
Speaker 2: Like they can't visually, they.
Speaker 3: Don't have the IQ to literally process that information. Like
Speaker 3: if it's it's like a goldfish. If it's not happening
Speaker 3: to them then and now they cannot process it.
Speaker 2: There's literally no way.
Speaker 1: Yeah, is it the same people who like can't Like
Speaker 1: if you're like, oh, think of an apple, they're like there,
Speaker 1: maybe thinking of the word apple, but they're not imagining
Speaker 1: an apple.
Speaker 3: When I think of apples, I think of the computer
Speaker 3: company and the iPhone company because I'm rich.
Speaker 2: No, that's because you're addicted to your black box.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it really is crazy. Just every once in a
Speaker 3: while just have to pick it up to look at it.
Speaker 1: Getting on the iPhone is so fun, Like turning on
Speaker 1: your iPhone and looking at it and like falling.
Speaker 3: Into abyss after a long day. Oh, like laying in
Speaker 3: bed and getting on your iPhone and silence. I really
Speaker 3: do support it, and I think it gets a really
Speaker 3: bad rep because people don't healthily use it, myself included.
Speaker 3: But those moments where like you've done a lot of
Speaker 3: good shit for the day, like you got work done,
Speaker 3: you like communicated with people I don't know, Like I.
Speaker 1: You literally sound like a robot, like you know, after
Speaker 1: a long day of work and maybe some play in
Speaker 1: communicating with other people.
Speaker 3: Literally that is like how my mind works. I'm like, okay, damn,
Speaker 3: Like I talked to someone today, Like this is fucking lit.
Speaker 3: Just laying in bed with no one around, or even
Speaker 3: laying in bed with like a homie and just being
Speaker 3: on iPhone and not saying anything to anybody is like
Speaker 3: top ten experience.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like two generations ago, their thing was I kick
Speaker 1: off my shoes, I have a beer, and I sit
Speaker 1: back and I watch the games. Our generation is I
Speaker 1: get home, I have an edible, I stare at my
Speaker 1: iPhone for eight hours.
Speaker 2: It's two am.
Speaker 3: I go really deep on the from a All A
Speaker 3: List celebrities. I literally am a part of bleep Nation.
Speaker 2: Yeah we're low key pro bleep nation.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I think All A List celebrities are evil
Speaker 3: villains now and there's no if censor. But so if
Speaker 3: you ever see me get to an A List status,
Speaker 3: You're evil. Just know I've turned to the dark side
Speaker 3: and I'm sinister.
Speaker 1: It's not even that I think all A List celebrities
Speaker 1: are like evil, But like I was, we were talking
Speaker 1: about this earlier. I genuinely do believe and this happens,
Speaker 1: I think in every space and work environment, and it's
Speaker 1: just natural. When you put a bunch of humans together
Speaker 1: where that's kind of their community, it becomes high school.
Speaker 1: There's no way for it to not become high school,
Speaker 1: and it just will inevitably become that. Hello, the fucking
Speaker 1: killer is out there.
Speaker 2: Somebody walked by really close and I got scared.
Speaker 3: The killer. The killer is coming.
Speaker 1: There's just no way for it not to become high school.
Speaker 1: And like there's like gossip and like rumors and like
Speaker 1: all these things.
Speaker 3: So it's on who Blink has a crush on Blink?
Speaker 1: Yeah, like that kind of vibe, and there's no way
Speaker 1: of going around it. But the fun thing about being
Speaker 1: like a citizen is getting to watch that unfold on
Speaker 1: your iPhone.
Speaker 2: And that's why.
Speaker 1: iPhones are so important to the community, because where would
Speaker 1: we be without iPhones? Think about that, like, we would
Speaker 1: not be here without like we wouldn't be here without
Speaker 1: an iPhone. Oh yeah, and this episode is sponsored by Android.
Speaker 1: Thank you Samsung. I love a good Samsung Android like
Speaker 1: sponsorship and somebody acting like that's the phone they use, Like.
Speaker 3: Is gonna be me if they reached out, Swear to God,
Speaker 3: I would. I would throw my iPhone away for a week.
Speaker 3: Y'all will see me sell my soul to Samsung. I
Speaker 3: swear to God, Like, if they reached out, I'm using
Speaker 3: the Samsung. I used it in high school. Oh my god.
Speaker 3: That was my most embarrassing arc ever. Was like everyone
Speaker 3: had iPhones and I was like, I'm gonna be weird
Speaker 3: and different, like I need to be different, and I
Speaker 3: tried so hard to different. Yeah, I tried so hard
Speaker 3: to be different that I got like the Galaxy Note
Speaker 3: five and it was like a giant Yes, it was
Speaker 3: a giant fucking iPhone that came or a giant fucking
Speaker 3: phone that came with a stylot it being it's really
Speaker 3: fucked up. It's purely my vocabulary, that's it. But I
Speaker 3: got the Galaxy Note five because the screen was giant,
Speaker 3: it came with a stylin and the photos that I
Speaker 3: took on that thing. Are the worst photos of me
Speaker 3: that's ever hit the internet? And I got rid of
Speaker 3: it literally within the week, Like it was to.
Speaker 1: Want you need to show the photos because I know
Speaker 1: one of the photos and it makes me crack up.
Speaker 2: To what's the name of the phone again?
Speaker 3: Galaxy Note five.
Speaker 2: Galaxy No. Five and twenty?
Speaker 3: Yeah there?
Speaker 2: How are they on twenty? They just wanted a number
Speaker 2: bigger than that.
Speaker 3: Why is no one talking about fast technology? Yeah, that's
Speaker 3: the real conversation. Think about all the lithium that was
Speaker 3: mine for those phones.
Speaker 2: Dor, this is crazy is biggest?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: Oh my god. Actually my dad had this phone.
Speaker 3: My dad had twins.
Speaker 1: My dad and mom both had this phone in the
Speaker 1: gold lies.
Speaker 3: I think I had gold too.
Speaker 1: I had a smaller Android like Samsung phone. And here's
Speaker 1: what I would do if I got my Samsung ambassadorship.
Speaker 1: If you're from Samsung, ignore this because this isn't true.
Speaker 1: I would just do what I did in middle school.
Speaker 1: I had my In like ninth and tenth grade, I
Speaker 1: had or no. By tenth grade, I had an iPhone.
Speaker 1: But whatever, semantics not important.
Speaker 3: I'm genuinely curious how many people.
Speaker 2: Who are listening have android. Yeah, let us know.
Speaker 3: Literally, I'm sorry with the.
Speaker 1: Flip one today in a cafe in the marine, like
Speaker 1: flipping it. Oh, she was doing the whole thing. She
Speaker 1: was love key putting on a show. She felt me watching.
Speaker 1: She was like, she's like, you want to see how
Speaker 1: much this SI could flip?
Speaker 2: Like I got an iPad? No, I have a flip No.
Speaker 3: No users are braver than the Marines, and like the
Speaker 3: ones that like choice, fight for it. You're lying. I'm
Speaker 3: just not a choice. I'm sorry, but you do you.
Speaker 3: That was the most elitist thing I've ever said, But
Speaker 3: I don't give a fuck. It's talking about phones that
Speaker 3: cost the same amount of money. Yeah, get a goddamn.
Speaker 1: Fucking like that big fucking weird iPad ship that you
Speaker 1: fold up and put in your back pocket is any
Speaker 1: cheaper than an iPhone.
Speaker 2: You could have got an iPhone, but you.
Speaker 1: Want it to be like a freakazoid three thousand and
Speaker 1: that's okay, you do you. But I will be making
Speaker 1: fun of that, because what a phone that flips four ways?
Speaker 2: Unnecessary?
Speaker 3: A piece of paper can only fold sixteen times before,
Speaker 3: so we'll get to seven.
Speaker 2: So we'll get to seven folds on a phone and
Speaker 2: then it's done.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it can only fo yeah four though I don't
Speaker 3: think so.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's the one that, like the really big like iPad.
Speaker 1: Oh I thought that one, okay, so I'm mistaking. There's
Speaker 1: the one that's shaped like a regular phone that folds
Speaker 1: into a cube, and then there's the the alright.
Speaker 3: Book one right. Yeah, but if you use an Android,
Speaker 3: I love you, I really do.
Speaker 1: And Samsung, if you want to sponsor me, I'll do it,
Speaker 1: and I'll just in public, I'll use it, and then
Speaker 1: I'll go home and use my iPhone like it's my
Speaker 1: dirty little secret.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 1: Next time I get on a long haul flight, I
Speaker 1: think I'm gonna make the journey into bringing my wing
Speaker 1: bat on the plane and cause so much turbulence that
Speaker 1: our plane.
Speaker 2: Drops a little, not a lot.
Speaker 3: Seven feet, yeah.
Speaker 1: Just like seven feet enough to get you lifted out
Speaker 1: of your seat. And then I'll turn it off and
Speaker 1: we'll be back. We'll be back to regular airspeed.
Speaker 3: There's no way this audio is okay.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know it's really bad.
Speaker 3: Back then we should just shut the windows. It's really easy,
Speaker 3: but it's.
Speaker 2: Like the aura, the areola. Do you want to shut it?
Speaker 3: I think it's doing more damage than good. Well, let's
Speaker 3: talk about this is.
Speaker 2: My first time a little inebriated.
Speaker 3: Rita Aura's tweets.
Speaker 2: Because is that what you were doing while you were
Speaker 2: away back.
Speaker 3: In I don't know what it was, probably like twenty thirteen,
Speaker 3: twenty fourteen. It was like before the internet was really
Speaker 3: really cool and everybody had it, and like Twitter was
Speaker 3: just becoming a thing, And Rita Aura tweeted on her account,
Speaker 3: if this post gets twenty thousand retweets, I'll post a
Speaker 3: single from my album. And it got right now, literally
Speaker 3: got nine retweets, and then the very next tweet she posted, guys,
Speaker 3: it's really not cool for you to hack people's accounts
Speaker 3: and say you're gonna leak my album, Like, do not
Speaker 3: do that. I'm gonna literally me when my acne post
Speaker 3: flops and I turn off the likes.
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna turn off likes and then block everybody
Speaker 1: who's following me, and then turn the back on when
Speaker 1: like three hundred people are following me and my posts
Speaker 1: are getting twenty one followers, and then reopen my account
Speaker 1: to the public and see if I can start from scratch.
Speaker 1: If I had to start from scratch, I think I
Speaker 1: would easily go from a million followers to like one
Speaker 1: fix like I think one hundred and fifty thousand people,
Speaker 1: and that's pushing it.
Speaker 2: That's a lot.
Speaker 1: That's not because it's I'm not I'm not giving content
Speaker 1: out on ig like that. I'd maybe get like a
Speaker 1: thousand and three hundred and two. That would be my
Speaker 1: guess if I had to, If I had to guess, yeah, yeah, right.
Speaker 3: I'd probably get half a million.
Speaker 1: Well that's because you're a cloud chaser, so you would
Speaker 1: probably just like use and abuse people like you usually do.
Speaker 2: No one talks about that, sir.
Speaker 1: He's a user and he's he abused his friendships for flights,
Speaker 1: how do you think he gets.
Speaker 2: Everywhere he goes?
Speaker 1: Yeah, he sneaks onto jets all the time. He's a
Speaker 1: chronic jet set by sneaking onto to jets and it's
Speaker 1: really obnoxious. Jet you know, Bleep Nation can only hold
Speaker 1: you at so many.
Speaker 3: Times sneaking on shit. That's how I got that.
Speaker 2: I love your confidence.
Speaker 3: I didn't take any notes for this episode, so if
Speaker 3: it's all over the place, that's why we recorded like
Speaker 3: three hours ago, so my brain is empty. We recorded
Speaker 3: like seven episodes in three days because the last episode
Speaker 3: we try to record it fourteen fucking times and every
Speaker 3: single time it failed, whether it was actually checked that
Speaker 3: thing right now, Oh my god, I'll kill myself down.
Speaker 3: I will kill myself in front of all of you.
Speaker 2: I will change the trajectory of your life.
Speaker 3: I will, And I have any upload it. It's in
Speaker 3: my will.
Speaker 2: If you want my money, I would sell on.
Speaker 3: I was gonna say, if you want my moneycors. I
Speaker 3: don't release it to the public, not for free, but
Speaker 3: I have Paris Fashion Week note read it or a
Speaker 3: tweet about getting hacked. And I love your confidence because
Speaker 3: I think saying oh my god, I just love your
Speaker 3: confidence is the meanest fucking thing you can ever say
Speaker 3: it to.
Speaker 2: Any beautiful beautiful gowns.
Speaker 3: Beautiful that is gowns.
Speaker 2: You know what that is.
Speaker 1: It's Anita Frank being Oh, yeah, you just obsessed with it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Like being asked about like different singers and they're like,
Speaker 1: what do you think of Taylor stuff?
Speaker 2: Did you go beautiful gowns? Beautiful beautiful gowns like that is?
Speaker 2: That's like someone's like, oh, do you think any Like
Speaker 2: what do you think about any? It's so fun to be.
Speaker 3: Around nice, nice shoes.
Speaker 2: That's actually a really big compliment to me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it would be like, oh yeah, someone said I
Speaker 3: was fun to be around. I would. I would be
Speaker 3: so high working my ass. What aspects the big fat
Speaker 3: one in my pants that it like actually hurts when
Speaker 3: they sit down because it's so fucking big it spills
Speaker 3: over the edge.
Speaker 1: Well, Drew has ian McDonald's three times since we've been here.
Speaker 3: And do you want to talk about need French food? Like,
Speaker 3: I really don't need it in my diet. What I
Speaker 3: need is French McDonald's on my diet because it's new.
Speaker 1: To be real, I need to be Coca Cola.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I need to be McDonald's. No, I had it
Speaker 3: three times. The first time was fucking great. I was
Speaker 3: super excited because I had it before and I was like, oh,
Speaker 3: this shit's like really good if I remember correct. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's delicious. The nuggets taste like fucking it's cohorn. They
Speaker 3: taste like corn meal, and then the fries come with
Speaker 3: like this mayo sauce and I'm a white man and
Speaker 3: I love me Somemeoh.
Speaker 1: It's literally called creamy sauce.
Speaker 3: No, that that's called extra creamy sauce. This is literally
Speaker 3: like Mayo Fritz sur Fries. How are you saying, fucking French.
Speaker 2: It's not the it's not the ketchup in mal is mixed.
Speaker 2: It's just Mayo.
Speaker 3: It's just Mayo with like pepper and and or some shit.
Speaker 3: You were a Nashima so fucking good.
Speaker 2: And then.
Speaker 3: I got it a second time and it caused the
Speaker 3: most horrific pains in my gut I've ever had from
Speaker 3: food in my life. I really genuinely thought I was dying.
Speaker 2: Mind you.
Speaker 1: I woke up that dead and I was like, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go get food at this really cute cafe, like.
Speaker 2: We should go, blah blah blah blah. He's like, I
Speaker 2: don't want to go. I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna get it.
Speaker 1: And then he kept getting up and getting down like
Speaker 1: he was gonna go, like he literally was having the
Speaker 1: fight for his life with himself.
Speaker 2: And then he's like, oh, I'm.
Speaker 1: Just gonna stay back and get McDonald's. And I was like, okay,
Speaker 1: like you you can do that.
Speaker 3: It is that is your freedom so bad?
Speaker 1: And then he told me that he swept through his clothes.
Speaker 3: It was and you know what's disgusting is the Acne
Speaker 3: show was that night, and I slept in my thermals
Speaker 3: in bed, and the pain caused me to sweat my
Speaker 3: ass off.
Speaker 2: Have been so hot in that fucking room.
Speaker 3: Yes, and to sweat a stain into the bed and
Speaker 3: then to jis on Ya's pillow, and I wore the
Speaker 3: thermals that I sweat through to the you're you what?
Speaker 3: I sweat through the thermals onto my bed and it
Speaker 3: was like a stain in my bed?
Speaker 2: What about my pillow?
Speaker 3: I literally I have no idea what you're talking about
Speaker 3: right now. You're actually freaking the fuck out.
Speaker 2: Okay, so do you sweat?
Speaker 1: I just I feel like I heard you say you
Speaker 1: came into my like you creamed on my pillow.
Speaker 3: You are accusing me of insane things right now?
Speaker 1: Actually okay, Well, the good thing is we have both
Speaker 1: video and audio recording of.
Speaker 2: You being crazy.
Speaker 3: Okay. Well, and I'm gonna kill myself so.
Speaker 2: And you should kill yourself.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I made it in New Year's e
Speaker 3: Revolution Revolution to stop saying revolution said consciously, it's just
Speaker 3: in my bring said consciously, Oh.
Speaker 1: My god, said consciously. I just can't stick to my
Speaker 1: New Year's rebels. Okay, wait, we have to talk about
Speaker 1: our hotel room. Okay, oh yeah we First of all,
Speaker 1: I think the hotel we're saying at like God bless it,
Speaker 1: but like I think it was. I think it's a
Speaker 1: money laundering scheme. Like I don't think it's a real hotel.
Speaker 1: None of the rooms are yeah, like and you're gonna
Speaker 1: see no, but the thing is you're gonna see in
Speaker 1: the blog and be like, oh, this is a cute
Speaker 1: hotel room. No, let me talk to you about the
Speaker 1: hotel itself. First of all, we get there and it's
Speaker 1: like I didn't expect it to be that tiny for
Speaker 1: how much we paid for, but it's like incredibly tiny whatever.
Speaker 2: We can live.
Speaker 1: The first morning we woke up, we wake up, like
Speaker 1: every time we're jet lagged, we usually wake up at
Speaker 1: like six am or something. We wake up at like
Speaker 1: six am. It's like we're sitting there for two hours
Speaker 1: and then all the all the subed in, all the sudden,
Speaker 1: there's a smell.
Speaker 3: Like no, no, not a smell, an odor like a
Speaker 3: foul suit, like a thick fucking odor, Like usually I.
Speaker 1: Only smell this when Drew is like talking to me
Speaker 1: directly in my face, but I wasn't even looking at
Speaker 1: him in the face, and I smelled this smell.
Speaker 3: This is that in my face is my code for my.
Speaker 1: Buttholele And we were like, what is that smell? And
Speaker 1: we start sniffing around the room, and it's the bathroom.
Speaker 1: And we've realized that for some reason, every few hours
Speaker 1: and we've both heard this, we'll hear like the pipes
Speaker 1: gurgling and sizzling and just a sensual.
Speaker 2: Erupt and we don't even know.
Speaker 1: What's worse is we don't know where in the bathroom
Speaker 1: it comes from.
Speaker 3: Like I think it comes from the side of the toilet,
Speaker 3: so like the toilet bowl where it meets the weird
Speaker 3: tile floor. I think it's coming out of the side there.
Speaker 3: If we put soap water all around the rim, I'm
Speaker 3: sure we would see it bubble.
Speaker 2: Up out of there.
Speaker 3: It's like a good Why is my brain so fucking big?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, like the tire hole method.
Speaker 3: No, I'm a fucking genie, And sometimes I amaze myself
Speaker 3: at like my creativity. We're so smart.
Speaker 1: It would be cool if you like put it to
Speaker 1: use and like.
Speaker 3: Built a Hello, I'm doing a podcast and I guarantee
Speaker 3: everybody watching this is like, oh my god, Drew is
Speaker 3: literally smart, so smart.
Speaker 2: It's smart to wait, why is Drew subdenly so smart?
Speaker 3: Subdenly said consciously, Drew is so smart it.
Speaker 2: Just revids me. Jt had espresso for the first time
Speaker 2: she put on her story.
Speaker 1: She was like trying espresso and like five hours I
Speaker 1: was just like, why did nobody told me, Like, tell
Speaker 1: me this shit was gonna knock me on my ass,
Speaker 1: like I've been up for five extra hours.
Speaker 3: Express fun. There's so many little things like where you
Speaker 3: mispronounce it like no library, oh Valentine's Day, Times Day.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I mispronounced a lot, and especially names,
Speaker 1: And it's really embarrassing because I'll call someone by the
Speaker 1: wrong name forever and at some point they'll just stop
Speaker 1: correcting me because they're.
Speaker 2: Like this, bitch, fucking yu who I am? And that's okay.
Speaker 1: Also, at our hotel, well, a friend stayed and I
Speaker 1: don't even know why I'm saying friend.
Speaker 3: Wait, I just thought of something. I realized, if I
Speaker 3: catch your name immediately, you're going to be in my
Speaker 3: life for a long time. But if I can't remember
Speaker 3: your name and I see you a second time and
Speaker 3: I don't know your name or recognize your face. That's
Speaker 3: God telling me that you're not going to be in
Speaker 3: my life, because like when I first met you, I
Speaker 3: literally did not have trouble with your name at all,
Speaker 3: same with your face.
Speaker 1: We also had been sending each other illicit photos for
Speaker 1: like two years on.
Speaker 3: You were sending me illicit photos for two years on.
Speaker 3: Remember the Hay incident.
Speaker 1: I'm sending you my boobs, my boobs, I was playing
Speaker 1: with them. I sent drew a live like silicone mold.
Speaker 3: Of my boobs and I played with them all night.
Speaker 1: But let's just say I saw someone's boobs at an
Speaker 1: age I shouldn't have before.
Speaker 2: They were pretty lit.
Speaker 1: And I don't feel any kind of way about it.
Speaker 1: I was down to see some boobs in geometry and
Speaker 1: it was really funny.
Speaker 3: To me in geometry class.
Speaker 2: No literally, I think it might have been biology, but I.
Speaker 3: Remember that is a biology study, like anatomy.
Speaker 2: She was just helping me.
Speaker 3: She was literally just helping you study.
Speaker 1: And I remember standing in the hallway looking at this
Speaker 1: d M and I was.
Speaker 2: Like, friend of a friend, what is that?
Speaker 3: That is literally the only lyric I know tell me
Speaker 3: your friend a friend of a friend.
Speaker 2: That is not a lyric? What is that from? I
Speaker 2: don't know.
Speaker 3: Someone knows friend?
Speaker 1: Was he a fo or was he a ten?
Speaker 3: Mama would ah my? Is that what I'm thinking? I'm
Speaker 3: singing friend of a friend?
Speaker 1: No, I think she does say that, because what song
Speaker 1: is that?
Speaker 2: It's bodies, bodies and bodies and bodies and that is
Speaker 2: the craziest note. That's not what.
Speaker 3: That's bodies and bodies and and my.
Speaker 2: Mama would like this.
Speaker 1: You know about almah am around I'm aware about.
Speaker 3: That's like the straight woman version of biking by Frank Ocean.
Speaker 2: What does that mean?
Speaker 3: I'll let you dissect that.
Speaker 2: Thank you? No, Like, wait, I get people.
Speaker 3: Brain teasers, that's what I am.
Speaker 2: Did you give yourself brain teasers? I don't think you
Speaker 2: know what you're saying, Like I.
Speaker 3: Can't tease my brain, but you'm getting on. I g
Speaker 3: fuck y'all.
Speaker 1: The other thing about our hotel is you couldn't use
Speaker 1: a blow dryer there, Like you just couldn't use one.
Speaker 3: The power in the entire hotel would go.
Speaker 2: Out, shut off, like the whole room would go out.
Speaker 3: Our friend, who was also fucking outlets electrocute the fuck
Speaker 3: out of them.
Speaker 1: Every time we plugs something in, it sparks up and
Speaker 1: like barks at us.
Speaker 3: Yes, it literally makes a big fucking spark.
Speaker 1: But I was getting my hair and makeup done for
Speaker 1: the show.
Speaker 2: You like, why are you?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 3: Why are you lying?
Speaker 1: I'm not lying to make them think I'm lying, and
Speaker 1: I'm not lying.
Speaker 3: She wasn't.
Speaker 2: You're a liar. That's the funny thing is in this relationship.
Speaker 2: You're a liar.
Speaker 3: That girl's a liar. I can't say boy and song
Speaker 3: because I'm straight. So when like when like a guy
Speaker 3: is like talking about or like when a girl is
Speaker 3: singing about a guy and I want to sing the lyrics,
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh.
Speaker 2: That you probably just subconsciously do that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I said consciously, you're always thinking of girls. What's
Speaker 3: a lyric about like a boy? That girl is a gun.
Speaker 3: That's the vibe I've been on recently, the girl being
Speaker 3: a gun, the girl in question.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I'm thinking of the usher thing where it's like, uh,
Speaker 1: you ain't got to call it's okay boy like he
Speaker 1: had the crowd it's okay girl.
Speaker 2: But you would just say it the way it's sung.
Speaker 2: You wouldn't say like, it's okay, boy, And.
Speaker 1: And he was at my party talking about fucking sucking
Speaker 1: sucking cock sucking dick and call sucking dick and cock
Speaker 1: sucking dick and call dude. So many things on the
Speaker 1: internet are gonna age insanely, Like so many things you.
Speaker 3: Literally every second of our podcast, every second of our podcast,
Speaker 3: We're gonna look back in two years, we're gonna be like,
Speaker 3: what the fuck were we saying?
Speaker 1: But then in five games clip by Sea, I'm disgusting exactly.
Speaker 3: And but in five years we'd be like, damn, we
Speaker 3: were so lit, like we were so sick. Maybe hopefully
Speaker 3: Like all of my YouTube videos, I like went back
Speaker 3: and watched like a few of them, and I was like, actually,
Speaker 3: what the fuck was I doing? Why was I putting
Speaker 3: casts all over my body?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think, I said consciously, I'm always thinking about.
Speaker 3: That.
Speaker 2: To me, I'm thinking about how all.
Speaker 3: Persone chemical burns. No, do you not want to I'll.
Speaker 2: Talk about it. I'm healed now, I'm a healed woman.
Speaker 3: And you has chemical burns.
Speaker 1: So I was doing this shoot and I was bleaching
Speaker 1: my eyebrows for it because we were like all sitting
Speaker 1: around and we were like, okay.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's good. We literally have like PTSD with this corn.
Speaker 3: I know it's terrifying this quota.
Speaker 2: Why is this quota giving me this quota?
Speaker 3: Oh wait, Kai, blur the screen.
Speaker 1: I really because we're in Paris, I smoke way more
Speaker 1: cigarettes than usual, and I know everyone finds me fucking
Speaker 1: disgusting and repulsive for it, but I really want to
Speaker 1: smoke a cigarette right.
Speaker 3: Now, all right, unblur this green pop smoke one?
Speaker 2: Should I pop a perk?
Speaker 3: Pop a pill?
Speaker 2: Should I pop a pill or two? Right now?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 1: But so whatever, We're on this set and I'm like,
Speaker 1: I am so down to bleach my eyebrows. I've been
Speaker 1: wanting to, like I've been thinking about it because I
Speaker 1: can't do anything to my hair.
Speaker 2: I'm so down to do it.
Speaker 1: I I literally tell them, which this is so stupid
Speaker 1: because after I told them this, they were on the
Speaker 1: way to get this stuff. And I could have easily
Speaker 1: been like, actually I use Trottonoid now, like maybe this
Speaker 1: will hurt my skin. But I kind of thought about it,
Speaker 1: but I didn't think anything of it because I haven't
Speaker 1: bleached my eyebrows in a while, and now I use
Speaker 1: really harsh chemicals on my face. If you don't know
Speaker 1: what chetnoe is, it's just like a really harsh chemical
Speaker 1: for acne.
Speaker 3: I think we might have talked about this, maybe like
Speaker 3: right when you got it done the next episode, we've
Speaker 3: probably talked about it.
Speaker 2: I think that the last episode was that episode are
Speaker 2: much trimming.
Speaker 3: No, because we've had two go live where you didn't
Speaker 3: have eyebrows.
Speaker 2: I don't know what's happening. Oh we have. I think
Speaker 2: I did. I think I did talk about this.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Sorry, I don't know where I am, Drew.
Speaker 3: I really don't know how we got here, not me either,
Speaker 3: not me either. I had the Google Michael Emperor relief
Speaker 3: from the Sobrandos.
Speaker 1: Oh because of the Heaven's shoot. Yeah, dude, I love him, Like,
Speaker 1: why would I have sex with him?
Speaker 2: Now? Do you see?
Speaker 1: This?
Speaker 3: Motherfucker has got to stop dming me because he's married.
Speaker 2: Classic, classic, classic, Well, I still think that people hate me,
Speaker 2: so you should hit that.
Speaker 1: I've been thinking about what it means to marry somebody
Speaker 1: with generational wealth, and it's been on my mind.
Speaker 2: It's really been on my mind because.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't want to be the one to
Speaker 1: have to build out the wealth.
Speaker 3: I just want to God, I need one hundred and
Speaker 3: seventy six million dollars somewhere. I really fucking do.
Speaker 1: Like it's I know, and I don't know, Like we're
Speaker 1: just not in the area where we're gonna get that.
Speaker 1: This is as good as my life is getting in.
Speaker 1: I'm okay with that, Like I'm really happy with my life,
Speaker 1: but I want to give my kids generational wealth and
Speaker 1: I wanna. Honestly, I know we hate the rich, and
Speaker 1: I know we hate hoarding wealth, but I want to
Speaker 1: be a part of that.
Speaker 2: I want that. I want that, and I'm good to
Speaker 2: be honest.
Speaker 1: I want to hoard the wealth for my children and
Speaker 1: me and like I want I want nepotism babies.
Speaker 2: I don't care. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: I'm really sorry, like sue me. But I'm tired. I'm
Speaker 1: tired of like I.
Speaker 2: Don't want to hold the the.
Speaker 1: Flag of like guys, I made it out like I
Speaker 1: made it out of my situation.
Speaker 2: I want to be like guys.
Speaker 1: I literally was born into the situation and it's lit
Speaker 1: like that's what I wish I was. I am so
Speaker 1: envious of people who were just like born with a
Speaker 1: lot of money. I wish that was me, And like,
Speaker 1: that's actually funny because I feel like that was a
Speaker 1: big conversation recently about like like being envious of like
Speaker 1: nepetism babies, and it's like, yeah, well fuck you, because
Speaker 1: I like, yes, I want that.
Speaker 2: Duh, Like what me when I'm pointing.
Speaker 3: Out the kids to be good.
Speaker 2: Or not even my kids?
Speaker 3: Would you imagine I want to?
Speaker 2: Of course I want rich parents. The fuck? Like, why
Speaker 2: is that even? That's a diverse story, But what do
Speaker 2: you say?
Speaker 3: Could you? I don't even know what I said. Oh,
Speaker 3: I said, imagine me with a child?
Speaker 2: No, I don't want to. That would be really bad.
Speaker 2: I was thinking about that. I was like, any of
Speaker 2: my guys.
Speaker 3: I'm going to get a female pregnant.
Speaker 1: I don't know what else you would get pregnant? What
Speaker 1: else would you get pregnant?
Speaker 2: Saying female?
Speaker 3: And I'm done.
Speaker 2: I know what you were gonna say.
Speaker 3: I'm over.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I wish I was born into like so
Speaker 1: much money. But I don't want to have to build
Speaker 1: the generational wealth. And this is as good as it's
Speaker 1: gonna get. And that's okay. I'm just gonna live well
Speaker 1: for my kids. And my kids are gonna have to
Speaker 1: do the thing. And I'm just hoping that my kids
Speaker 1: can make something of themselves, so peepon me, Ma can
Speaker 1: sit down and not do anything for the rest of
Speaker 1: my life. Yeah, I want kids so that they can work.
Speaker 3: For men for the salt mines.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm thinking of like popping out a few, throwing
Speaker 1: them in the minds with a bird.
Speaker 2: Canary, got me a canary? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Well, fashion week is insane.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, this is Drew's first fashion week.
Speaker 2: What are your thoughts?
Speaker 3: This ship is fucking crazy. I don't know how the
Speaker 3: girls do it. Dare I say braver than the Marines,
Speaker 3: or braver than an iPhone or braver than an Android user.
Speaker 3: Instead of saying braver than the Marines, We're gonna start
Speaker 3: saying braver than an Android user. And I don't give
Speaker 3: a fuck if I get in trouble for that, I
Speaker 3: don't care. I really don't care.
Speaker 2: That's the best son ever. Their sound design is down.
Speaker 3: I hear that in public. I laugh uncontrollably, like no
Speaker 3: matter what, I'll be like, it's crazy, it's just what
Speaker 3: I'm uncontrollably and the TikTok I literally die. I'm dead. No,
Speaker 3: I'm dead as fuck? Was I saying? What was I saying?
Speaker 1: You were saying that when you hear it in public,
Speaker 1: you get dead as fuck? But before that, you were
Speaker 1: saying that, I don't care if I get in trouble
Speaker 1: for saying that Android users are braver than the Marines.
Speaker 3: But what was I saying that too?
Speaker 1: You? I was saying, you said the Fashion Week girl.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, let me tap back in, let me talk
Speaker 3: back in, let me tap back in, let me talk
Speaker 3: back in. I'm the top two women.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was We don't you don't use those terms
Speaker 1: for like straight like relationships.
Speaker 2: What do you know? Do you know what that means? No?
Speaker 3: Okay, but I think Fashion Week is fucking crazy, and
Speaker 3: I won't go any further because I do want to
Speaker 3: participate more. Yeah, I think it's speak my peace of
Speaker 3: mind soon.
Speaker 1: I mean, most people know that it's definitely like a game.
Speaker 3: Of a multi level marketing scheme.
Speaker 1: It's definitely a game of playing your cards right and
Speaker 1: being able to interact on a social level, which is
Speaker 1: why I think I'm pretty bad at it, because I'm
Speaker 1: not really good at getting in a room and shutting
Speaker 1: the fuck up and being a pretty girl.
Speaker 2: I'm really good at getting in a.
Speaker 1: Room and talking about balls in my butt yes, and
Speaker 1: farting and.
Speaker 3: Like we're just so I think people love.
Speaker 2: People are definitely like a bit like she's a lot.
Speaker 3: Like I had school, but she's a lot met like
Speaker 3: someone in a position of authority that like we've been
Speaker 3: goofy around that hasn't loved it, Like I feel like
Speaker 3: everybody in this industry has been like, oh my god,
Speaker 3: this is like a breath of fresh air.
Speaker 1: But you know what's fucked up is I think a
Speaker 1: lot of people in this industry will love it.
Speaker 3: For my ego is fucking insane. What I just start,
Speaker 3: I say shit, And I don't even realize how ego
Speaker 3: testical it sounds. I don't understand like how ego testical
Speaker 3: it sounds.
Speaker 1: Well, I don't think it's egotistical because we haven't had
Speaker 1: anybody like outwardly respond negatively to us, at least we
Speaker 1: haven't heard it. But I know for a fact people
Speaker 1: have met us and been like the they are too
Speaker 1: fucking much, like yeah, there's there's just no way because
Speaker 1: we're just so abrasive. I think we're definitely a polarizing
Speaker 1: set of people. Maybe me more so than you, because
Speaker 1: you're definitely like on the more timid side. When you
Speaker 1: first meet someone.
Speaker 3: I just don't talk. Yeah, I talk, but I'm when
Speaker 3: i'm crazy, I'm crazy. And then I can read. I
Speaker 3: can read energies really well, like I can read vibes.
Speaker 3: I can read the room, and I'm like, Okay, they're
Speaker 3: obviously not fucking with what I'm putting down, so I'm
Speaker 3: just gonna mellow down a chameleon too their level. That's
Speaker 3: one thing about me is I can shape shift my
Speaker 3: personal It's no I am like the fakest bitch in
Speaker 3: the room.
Speaker 2: It is, I'm the Vegas in the room.
Speaker 3: It is really scary. I can like play a character
Speaker 3: so well.
Speaker 1: Me when I'm in my self tape, I'm an actor actor.
Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm a chameleon. Anything you tell me, I
Speaker 2: can play a character so well. They're like, then they're like, oh,
Speaker 2: say you're a heightened age.
Speaker 1: I'm like, my name is and you manager. I could
Speaker 1: play a character very well. I'm five foot three, five
Speaker 1: foot four. On a good day, I think i'm five
Speaker 1: foot four. I'm not five foot three anymore, at least
Speaker 1: in my head. I don't think I'm five for three.
Speaker 3: I'm six to two.
Speaker 2: Yeah, not six two, babe.
Speaker 1: I literally am, babe, you are not six two.
Speaker 3: I'm not six two.
Speaker 2: Yeah, thank you. I can tell I'm.
Speaker 3: Six to one. Sometimes you just have to add ninch.
Speaker 2: Me about my wiener. But I think definitely people find
Speaker 2: us appealing.
Speaker 1: For their personal lives, but maybe not a work scenario
Speaker 1: where I think I'm in.
Speaker 3: A ego testicle like an egomaniac.
Speaker 2: You do have huge ego testicles.
Speaker 3: I am gonna start saying ego testicle like so casually
Speaker 3: in conversation, like, oh, it's an evil eagle, it's an
Speaker 3: ego testical, like maniacal freak.
Speaker 2: You need to stand off with that damn name, bitch.
Speaker 2: That's gonna be so annoying to keep trying. I do, okay,
Speaker 2: but yeah, Also, is this a cow? What is this drawing?
Speaker 3: I think it's a cow with a cross.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's really freaking me out.
Speaker 3: I ostensive.
Speaker 1: I need chapstick so bad because my lips have been
Speaker 1: chapped like all fucking day, and for the first time ever,
Speaker 1: I don't have it in my purse because.
Speaker 3: I've been switching for cool. I have a note that's
Speaker 3: literally twenty six one.
Speaker 1: How do you feel when this episode comes out? You'll
Speaker 1: be twenty five, seventeen, You'll be seventeen.
Speaker 2: I mean, sorry, I was.
Speaker 3: It'll be good, It'll be good. Whoa, I don't want
Speaker 3: to talk about it.
Speaker 2: About it?
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: It is funny being the age of like all the
Speaker 1: Finders that I used to make fun of for being
Speaker 1: on the Internet. I'd be like, bro, you're so old,
Speaker 1: why are you on the internet?
Speaker 3: The fuck off the Internet.
Speaker 2: Now I'm that age, which is funny.
Speaker 1: Now I'm at the point when when I meet a
Speaker 1: twenty year old, I feel like the annoying old person
Speaker 1: who's like, you're twenty yeah, and it freaks me out,
Speaker 1: but I'm not doing it on purpose. But then I
Speaker 1: get sub conscious and self conscious.
Speaker 3: What's a good one for self conscious? Self conscience? Shelf confidence,
Speaker 3: self conscious?
Speaker 2: Conscience conscious self conscious?
Speaker 1: And then I get conscience, I get subconscious and self conscious,
Speaker 1: shelf conscience.
Speaker 2: Self conscious is too much?
Speaker 1: I get yeah, I get really like sub conscious and
Speaker 1: self conscious.
Speaker 4: It looks so grumbling, and I just really think about
Speaker 4: my age and it freaks me out, and it's really
Speaker 4: interesting how much I thought I would have done by
Speaker 4: this time, and I'm this agent.
Speaker 2: I still have so much to do, which is like.
Speaker 1: Both nice and terrifying because it's nice because yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: like good, I have so many years left to live.
Speaker 1: I have so much to do. I have so much
Speaker 1: time to do. That if I'm lucky enough not to
Speaker 1: die on my plane flight, on my flight.
Speaker 2: Tomorrow, on my plane flighting.
Speaker 1: On my plane tomorrow, that's gonna be awesome, if I
Speaker 1: surply be.
Speaker 2: Because every time I get on a plane, I think
Speaker 2: it's gonna cry.
Speaker 3: I know it's really bad. I text everyone I know
Speaker 3: I love.
Speaker 2: I love you so many much, like I love you
Speaker 2: so much, like am me texting my dad? I love
Speaker 2: you so much?
Speaker 3: I could like taking.
Speaker 1: Off Sometimes if I'm only texting one person and I
Speaker 1: forget to text everybody, I'll be like I feel so
Speaker 1: loved in my life and I love everything.
Speaker 3: You know, it's crazy? Crazy?
Speaker 2: Is that crazy?
Speaker 3: Is that I will literally sit on my flight for
Speaker 3: like the first fifteen minutes, like convinced that it's going
Speaker 3: to go down same in my.
Speaker 2: Head, likely to go down in the takeoff and landing.
Speaker 3: In my head, I'm riding like monologues of what like
Speaker 3: I when the plane's going down. What I'm going to
Speaker 3: FaceTime two people when the plane's going down and be
Speaker 3: like I love you so much and who I'm gonna
Speaker 3: call and what I'm going to say. And then I
Speaker 3: go as far as writing notes in my notes app.
Speaker 2: So that they upload to like ICO see them.
Speaker 3: I know exactly, so they can see them after the plane.
Speaker 2: Crashes subconsciously consciously.
Speaker 3: But let's talk about at the fashion show one of
Speaker 3: my favorite musicians of all time wanting to have sex
Speaker 3: with me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's talk about it. That's as far as it goes.
Speaker 1: But like you can vouch, I can vouch that a
Speaker 1: staring was.
Speaker 3: Happening and I was not. I was not having it.
Speaker 3: It was like, no, yeah, don't do this to me.
Speaker 3: I'm just so desired, y'all. Like it really is crazy?
Speaker 1: How to I mean, I was sitting next to you,
Speaker 1: so I could have been either one of us.
Speaker 3: No, it was one hundred percent me it yeah, no doubt.
Speaker 2: Well I think it was me.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, why would it ever be you when
Speaker 3: I'm sitting next to you?
Speaker 2: Take me me?
Speaker 1: But yeah, well said consciously, I thought it was me,
Speaker 1: So you know, yeah, we're never going to be able
Speaker 1: to do a drunk episode with the both of us
Speaker 1: because Drew as straight edge.
Speaker 3: Now it's crazy Drew is a reformed straight They just
Speaker 3: invited me out after this and he's freaking with no,
Speaker 3: and I literally am like, how can I get out
Speaker 3: of this? I do not want to go.
Speaker 1: You don't have to go because even me going is
Speaker 1: pushing it because our flight is tomorrow morning.
Speaker 3: But Whitney was like so hurt when I said no,
Speaker 3: and I was like, damn yeah, because.
Speaker 1: They don't want to go out dancing. It'd be nice,
Speaker 1: it'd be nice subconsciously.
Speaker 3: I don't think I will this time.
Speaker 1: You don't think sub consciously you'll wish.
Speaker 3: You fuck up? Oh my god, that's not even our joke.
Speaker 3: That's literally Joe Siah's joke that we stole from him.
Speaker 2: It's so can I wish I remember the other one?
Speaker 2: It's subconscious and something else? What is the other one?
Speaker 1: Also, we might have been yelling this whole episode because
Speaker 1: we put the MIC's so loud.
Speaker 3: I'm eat this, I'm eating this, fucking Mico.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna eat you out. I'm beat you up.
Speaker 3: Wait what.
Speaker 2: Me when I'm late to the joke? Though?
Speaker 3: What else can we talk about. Okay, no one's talking
Speaker 3: about how me, you and Barbie are in a three
Speaker 3: way relationship and that the internet just hasn't broke it yet.
Speaker 3: What that me, you and Barbie are in a three
Speaker 3: way relationship. I don't give a fuck, But.
Speaker 2: She like asked you not to say that, Like we're.
Speaker 3: Like of being hidden. I'm tired of being hidden.
Speaker 2: Well that's just what.
Speaker 1: The price that comes with dating such a like gorgeous woman,
Speaker 1: A gorgeous woman, gorgeous. Sorry, she's just so gorgeous that
Speaker 1: gorgeous I was.
Speaker 2: I'm really trying to make every word pronounce it wrong.
Speaker 1: I think I want to go back to a time
Speaker 1: when like I wasn't allowed to drive, like I don't wanna.
Speaker 2: I don't want to be able to work.
Speaker 1: I'm I'm honestly like, we got to get over this
Speaker 1: hump of like girls like working, Like I don't want
Speaker 1: to work anymore. I don't want to do anything, even
Speaker 1: though my job isn't very taxing. So I'm complaining kind
Speaker 1: of from a throne, and it's a little bit dismissive
Speaker 1: of people who actually have to work when my work
Speaker 1: is on my iPhone. But I just don't want to
Speaker 1: do it anymore. And I'm really sorry, and I'm sorry
Speaker 1: to my family. I know I told you i'd get
Speaker 1: you out the dirt and like maybe get you a
Speaker 1: house one day. But that's a lot of work and
Speaker 1: I just don't want to do it. It's a lot of responsibility.
Speaker 1: I just think i'd rather like chill.
Speaker 2: That's my vibe recently.
Speaker 3: Like I just want to chill, honest, so true.
Speaker 1: I just want to exist and chick one hundred.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I think we could.
Speaker 1: We could definitely, like we could social network our way there.
Speaker 2: Maybe I don't think we could.
Speaker 3: I would have sex with Elon Musk.
Speaker 2: That's really nasty.
Speaker 3: I really would if I would have sex.
Speaker 2: With a lot of people, but not Elon Musk.
Speaker 3: If it meant that I could have the world, I
Speaker 3: would do it.
Speaker 1: I mean, Grimes did it, but I don't think she
Speaker 1: needed to. She was just like she's just that kind
Speaker 1: of girl. I wouldn't have sex with him. I would
Speaker 1: not have sex with him for any amount of money.
Speaker 2: There's like a lot of people.
Speaker 1: As much as I want everything in the world, there's
Speaker 1: a lot of people I wouldn't have sex with to
Speaker 1: get to it. But there's a lot of people I
Speaker 1: would have sex with for free and immediately without question.
Speaker 3: What's his name from ex Machina.
Speaker 2: Oh, Oscar Isaac. We mentioned Oscar Isaac every episode. He
Speaker 2: is my it man.
Speaker 1: I love him so much, Oscar Isaac. Honestly, this is
Speaker 1: a gross one. Willem Dafoe.
Speaker 3: We saw his giant wiener. It's a massive I'm literally
Speaker 3: not joking.
Speaker 2: Get it, Yeah, he can get it.
Speaker 3: Will the flum float.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to suck on that, Willem flum Float. Try
Speaker 1: don't think of any other like what what are like
Speaker 1: really gnarly like celebrities who you're like, oh, you can
Speaker 1: get it, like just like nasty dude.
Speaker 3: I always forget his name. But he's from the OZ.
Speaker 3: I'm the prison show.
Speaker 1: I don't know what that is that doesn't exist. Oh
Speaker 1: good news is I looked at the ox oh ze.
Speaker 3: Now, why the fuck is Christian texting me from his
Speaker 3: goddamn flip phone again? I'm gonna say, put that shit away.
Speaker 3: He tried so hard to make it fucking happy.
Speaker 2: Is it that guy or like the main guy? Look
Speaker 2: up cast. If it's the guy who.
Speaker 1: I'm thinking of, it's you're done because you can't even
Speaker 1: say that one publicly because that one's really fucking nasty.
Speaker 2: Drew, Oh, that's not the worst. He just looks like
Speaker 2: literally a sim's character or something. He actually looks like
Speaker 2: he's made of clay.
Speaker 1: He looks like this person looks like he's molded from
Speaker 1: clay and not.
Speaker 3: The thing is is, if you get it, you get it.
Speaker 3: If you know why, if you know why, you know why,
Speaker 3: And that's that, Like, I swear to God, I'll tell
Speaker 3: you after this, But if you get it, you get it.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to think of a really gnarly one on
Speaker 1: my behalf, like I one that I've said and people
Speaker 1: have been like, I can't think.
Speaker 2: I think Williem Dafoe is like probably the most.
Speaker 1: Like but he's he was really hot when he was
Speaker 1: younger too, so that's like not the craziest.
Speaker 3: Mine is like my woman crushes like Beyonce or like
Speaker 3: Britney Spears or Lana del Rey, just.
Speaker 2: Like really prominent. Yeah, but those are just like really they're.
Speaker 3: All so hot with big boobs.
Speaker 2: But those are I mean, do you like their music
Speaker 2: and stuff?
Speaker 3: No? I don't listen the girl musicians.
Speaker 2: Okay, Oh well damn, what you say.
Speaker 3: I don't listen to pop stars.
Speaker 2: Okay, but you just want to.
Speaker 3: Like I listened to death Tones.
Speaker 2: You are a Death Tones girl.
Speaker 3: You can't have hate without love.
Speaker 1: You have to be the most polarizing thing ever, and
Speaker 1: that's why.
Speaker 2: We're so loud.
Speaker 3: I can't have hate if you can't have love.
Speaker 1: No, that's not there's no way. You're the first one
Speaker 1: to say that. And if you are, it's not the
Speaker 1: best thing. Like do you think that was good what
Speaker 1: you just said?
Speaker 3: Yeah, because if we didn't have hate, we wouldn't know
Speaker 3: how good love felt.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 3: And you keep say heaven is a prison. Heaven is
Speaker 3: a prison, and I'm not with you. That's tea though.
Speaker 3: That's it. No, I don't mean like the clothing brand.
Speaker 3: I mean like actual heaven is a prison. It's a
Speaker 3: prison experiment, yes, because it's gonna.
Speaker 2: It's like in the Sopranos.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, it's it scares the fuck out me
Speaker 3: thinking about like eternity in heaven with like never feeling
Speaker 3: anything about it there.
Speaker 1: I don't want to be in heaven if I can't
Speaker 1: get on a plan and like go to like the
Speaker 1: Bahamas like that, Like because.
Speaker 2: In my head when I think of heaven. What do
Speaker 2: you think heaven is like?
Speaker 1: When I think of heaven, I just think it's like
Speaker 1: like living again.
Speaker 3: I think it's me and Lona del Rey.
Speaker 2: You're straight, okay.
Speaker 3: I think it's me under the Eiffel Tower, just with
Speaker 3: the one you love. No, heaven is a place on
Speaker 3: Earth with you.
Speaker 1: We're some of the worst people in the world, in
Speaker 1: the world because why do we hate tourists places so much?
Speaker 3: Because we're different?
Speaker 2: Because you have to be different.
Speaker 3: So girls, No, it's really really.
Speaker 2: Vie literally a disease.
Speaker 1: It's a disease to be this much of an opposition
Speaker 1: to everything.
Speaker 2: Everybody on the planet likes that. I like the second
Speaker 2: you want to eat near the Eiffel Tower.
Speaker 3: You know how different I want to be is the
Speaker 3: second I go mainstream. If I ever do go mainstream,
Speaker 3: if you bitch, just let it happening, crowd, Jesus fucking Christ, start.
Speaker 1: Could get my parents house, but no one the brands.
Speaker 3: Don't like the second I get famous than the second
Speaker 3: I get mainstream. I am switching up pin hating myself.
Speaker 3: That's how different I want to be.
Speaker 2: Like your anti you, I'm not posting photos of myself anymore.
Speaker 3: I have to be in my anti era anti.
Speaker 1: By Rihanna or anti like everything, because we're already anti everything.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I listened to that album again for.
Speaker 3: The first love. I love Love.
Speaker 2: Why are you saying it like that?
Speaker 3: The earthquake is coming in l A.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the big one. I hope I'm not there.
Speaker 3: I fear it's coming in the next ten days, and
Speaker 3: I'm going to be there.
Speaker 1: Unfortunately, I won't be there, so I'll be chilling, but
Speaker 1: I'll miss all my things.
Speaker 2: My things will be last.
Speaker 3: What about me and a zuel?
Speaker 2: I can find new ones, you will replace them.
Speaker 3: What did we have a hypothetical? Oh? I talked about
Speaker 3: this on your blog, but like, I don't give a fuck.
Speaker 3: I was telling Enya that today I was gonna split
Speaker 3: away from her and all of our friends to go
Speaker 3: explore the catacombs alone, because you can book a tour
Speaker 3: for like forty eight euros, which is cheap as fuck
Speaker 3: to go see like skeletons and shit. And I don't
Speaker 3: know if that's a moral to say. Might be, and
Speaker 3: I'm sorry if it is, genuinely, but I can't see
Speaker 3: a reason why it's bad right now. But I said
Speaker 3: I was going to go explore the catacombs on my own.
Speaker 3: And then I asked Anny. I was like, oh my god, Like,
Speaker 3: imagine I got lost in the catacombs. Like what would
Speaker 3: you do? Like you couldn't fly home, huh? And she
Speaker 3: was like, no, bitch, I'm flying home. And I was like,
Speaker 3: if you got lost in the catacombs, I would fucking stay,
Speaker 3: no matter what, I would be here for you.
Speaker 2: I don't give a fuck.
Speaker 3: And she was like dead set, she was dead at
Speaker 3: no matter of fact.
Speaker 1: I would return my flight. I would get a La
Speaker 1: Premier Air France flight, spend all the money I have
Speaker 1: on that fucking one way ticket, and I'd have so
Speaker 1: much champagne on the flight that I get drunk and
Speaker 1: I forgot you even fucking existed.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know how much this hurts.
Speaker 1: I get home because my dad's fiftieth birthday party, I
Speaker 1: work again, wake up on Oh that's on Drew's birthday,
Speaker 1: get drunk his fuck on his birthday, commemorate his life
Speaker 1: in a way, but also celebrate my dad's fiftieth year
Speaker 1: of life, and then go the fuck to sleep.
Speaker 3: I would miss my own birthday to go into those
Speaker 3: fucking caves. She's trying to put a cigarette on me.
Speaker 3: I'll see this to go into those fucking caves and
Speaker 3: get you out on my own.
Speaker 2: The thing is, okay, here was my take. Here's what
Speaker 2: I would do if Drew went to the country.
Speaker 3: Mama Bertram, and that's literally my take is my mama Birtrum,
Speaker 3: Mama Bertram. Pilot Jones. Harley Davidson and Pilot Jones are dating,
Speaker 3: and they gave birth to Laurel and Yanny.
Speaker 1: Oh. I found the golden white dress on.
Speaker 3: I was about to say, green needle.
Speaker 2: What the fuck is that?
Speaker 3: The green needle dress?
Speaker 2: What is that?
Speaker 3: Green needle? Green needle? Mm hmm storm, what is that?
Speaker 2: I'm gonna make you smell like cigarettes, you bitch. H
Speaker 2: This is our worst episode ever.
Speaker 1: This is easily our worst episode ever.
Speaker 2: Okay, here's what I would do in this hypothetical. I
Speaker 2: would Okay, you didn't give my side of the story.
Speaker 3: Listen, what do you hear green needle? I hear brainstorm.
Speaker 3: I swear to god, I do. Now look at brainstorm. Brainstorm.
Speaker 1: It doesn't say that, it doesn't say it doesn't say brainstorm.
Speaker 2: And you want to be different, so fucking bad. This
Speaker 2: is your this is your need to be different.
Speaker 3: Jumping out on on my entire existence. I hear a
Speaker 3: brainstorm on my Just like the green and blue dress,
Speaker 3: just like Laurel and Yanni.
Speaker 2: You mean white and gold.
Speaker 3: It is not white and gold because you said blue
Speaker 3: and black.
Speaker 1: It's white and gold versus blue and black.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and it's blue and black.
Speaker 2: Wait, or is it black and gold versus blue and black?
Speaker 3: I don't know the I know how it works because
Speaker 3: it's it's literally white and blue.
Speaker 1: No that that dress is black and blue.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's black and blue. And I don't give a
Speaker 3: fuck about what you say.
Speaker 2: Okay, But the the.
Speaker 3: Adida sneakers, the new ones that came out, what are
Speaker 3: you talking about? You've seen it, the Nike shoe, the
Speaker 3: uh so, the.
Speaker 2: You're gonna give my side of the story. Basically, here's
Speaker 2: what would happen.
Speaker 3: There is no side of your story. You are an
Speaker 3: evil person.
Speaker 2: You didn't explain. Okay.
Speaker 1: So it's my dad's fiftieth birthday, the day before Drews.
Speaker 1: By the time this comes out, it's already past. I've
Speaker 1: had the shin dig of my life. It's been the
Speaker 1: best night of my life. I celebrate my dad's fifty
Speaker 1: my birthday, because it's okay, it's not my faultday. Both
Speaker 1: of them happened to fall on milestones. I invited you,
Speaker 1: I told him I would get him a ticket, and
Speaker 1: he ignored it.
Speaker 3: It is just as much the half of my life
Speaker 3: because I don't plan on living past fifty as it
Speaker 3: is the half of your father's life.
Speaker 1: So basically I was with you for the half of
Speaker 1: your life if you're not living till fifty.
Speaker 3: So this birthday twenty five days, one half.
Speaker 1: No, but you said that you don't plan on living
Speaker 1: past fifty.
Speaker 3: I plan on living it too. Fifty.
Speaker 2: Oh well, I'll be there for the day you die.
Speaker 3: See see how I'm fucking treated this.
Speaker 1: Okay, So listen, my dad's birthday party is on Drew's birthday,
Speaker 1: so technically, and we're leaving tomorrow, so let me paint
Speaker 1: the picture for you.
Speaker 2: Today.
Speaker 1: It is March second, tomorrow's March third, which is Friday,
Speaker 1: and Saturday is March fourth.
Speaker 2: Which is my dad's birthday party and Drew's birthday.
Speaker 1: Drew today on March second, was talking about going to
Speaker 1: the catacombs and getting lost, and I'm like, okay, well,
Speaker 1: first of all, you're gonna get found. You're not going
Speaker 1: to die in the catacombs. Like, I don't think it's
Speaker 1: that big. It's like the screen Kai, it's not that
Speaker 1: big of a deal. So you're not gonna get lost,
Speaker 1: and it's not gonna be that big of a deal.
Speaker 1: So what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna get on
Speaker 1: the flight back to enjoy my dad's birthday because I
Speaker 1: just can't miss it. Also, I funded this party. It's
Speaker 1: the big extravaganza of his life.
Speaker 2: Like I have to go.
Speaker 1: Like it's literally like if I if I was investing
Speaker 1: in a festival, it would be crazy not to go.
Speaker 1: And that's what my dad's birthday is. It's basically the
Speaker 1: new Coachella. So I have to go to my dad's
Speaker 1: Coachella birthday event. And then what happens is right after
Speaker 1: the party, I'm gonna be drunk as fuck, but I'm
Speaker 1: gonna get right back on a flight back to Paris
Speaker 1: because by the time I land back in Paris, they're
Speaker 1: gonna have found Drew.
Speaker 2: But it was enough time. Yeah I did. It's actually
Speaker 2: very impressive because I can't do that.
Speaker 1: It's been enough time.
Speaker 3: That might only be a guy thing.
Speaker 2: Blowing O's is only a guy thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, who told you that? Me?
Speaker 2: I guess it does.
Speaker 1: That is how that works, if you think it and
Speaker 1: you're a guy, that's yeah, hm hmm, Like I mean,
Speaker 1: like you what by the time I get back, it's
Speaker 1: already been big news in Paris.
Speaker 2: Drew is famous. He's famous. It's like, but famous kind
Speaker 2: of in a bad way, because they're.
Speaker 1: Like, stupid American gets lost in the catacombs, Like that's
Speaker 1: the I can't it's not a good vibe.
Speaker 2: But you're famous, and they're all looking for you.
Speaker 1: And by the time I get back, it's them taking
Speaker 1: you out of the catacombs. I just so happened to
Speaker 1: land and get right to the Zara by the catacombs
Speaker 1: in time.
Speaker 3: Oh, pushing through the crowd, that's what I get to Drew.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, oh my god. In the cameras, I'm like,
Speaker 2: my friend, I've been looking for you, for you for
Speaker 2: so long.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was looking at how far they famous. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you would have saved me, but I would have been
Speaker 3: like dead probably.
Speaker 2: Well you don't even I don't even.
Speaker 1: Know if your iPhone works down there, So I want
Speaker 1: to do, like be outside of the catacombs at Zara.
Speaker 3: You're going to go in and explore. That's what I
Speaker 3: discovered today is that the catacombs they built a Zara
Speaker 3: and a McDonald's a block away, and some dark evil
Speaker 3: energy is in Zara. And that's how I know.
Speaker 1: Which is crazy because it's like what I just I yes,
Speaker 1: I don't really understand the catacombs, Like I don't know
Speaker 1: what it is, and I hope it doesn't have some
Speaker 1: historical really devastating like past's Catholicism per So it's my jewelry.
Speaker 3: What are the catacombs come now?
Speaker 1: It's really funny because every time I'm in Paris, I'm
Speaker 1: with a bunch of friends who I know from the US,
Speaker 1: and then we're all hanging out at a restaurant or
Speaker 1: something and we're talking and then I have a moment
Speaker 1: where I like zoom out and I look around and
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my god, no one.
Speaker 2: Else here speaks English. I'm freaking out, like I'm like
Speaker 2: where am I? Why am I here? This is like
Speaker 2: a different country. I'm gonna scarce me.
Speaker 1: Do you poop on flights or do you you don't
Speaker 1: poop on flights?
Speaker 2: Even that ass flight you don't have to poop once?
Speaker 3: Not once?
Speaker 2: Do you? But you just don't poop.
Speaker 1: So I'm not talking to a real person right now.
Speaker 3: Literally, if I had to, I literally wouldn't.
Speaker 1: If you had to poop on a plane, You to
Speaker 1: poop on a plane?
Speaker 2: That is weird.
Speaker 3: I will fuck you.
Speaker 1: Could be banging down the door till the fucking dogs
Speaker 1: come home.
Speaker 2: I don't give a.
Speaker 1: Fuck, bitch, fuck you, and guess what, I'm gonna play
Speaker 1: TikTok's loud too. I love getting in a public bathroom
Speaker 1: and playing TikTok's and watching tiktoks while I shit.
Speaker 2: I don't give a fuck. This is kind Oh that
Speaker 2: is that is really good? My next ig pick? Would
Speaker 2: it be improper to take IGI pick?
Speaker 1: There? I mean, I posted all my story, so I
Speaker 1: kind of made food post it.
Speaker 3: Do you posted the catacombs on your story?
Speaker 2: Should I go take a picture in Jesus' tomb?
Speaker 1: Do you think I get flocked with a bunch of
Speaker 1: like religious people who are like this is so insensitive?
Speaker 1: Probably he looks so gorgeous there. From here, it looks
Speaker 1: like you are at the catacombs. What's been your favorite
Speaker 1: moment being here so far?
Speaker 3: Um, the McDonald's chicken nuggets. This man, I wish I
Speaker 3: was joking.
Speaker 2: You're not joking. Something's wrong with you.
Speaker 3: It's really easy to please me.
Speaker 1: I'm so fake because I'm constantly like I hated in Paris,
Speaker 1: and every time I get here, I'm like this is amazing,
Speaker 1: and then I leave and I'm like that was fucking awful.
Speaker 1: Like I love doing them. It's the same thing I
Speaker 1: do with food where I'm like that tastes disgusting. I
Speaker 1: need another vibe, like I need to have more of that. Also,
Speaker 1: I think the workers at the bar think I'm a drunk.
Speaker 2: At the hotel.
Speaker 1: Yeah, every night, you've I got sad because I go
Speaker 1: and order drinks alone and they asked you and they're
Speaker 1: like you want a drink and he's like no, and
Speaker 1: then I'm just there alone and then wait.
Speaker 2: Last night, we.
Speaker 1: Came back from the Acne show and we were like
Speaker 1: so tired. I was like, I just need food. I
Speaker 1: really wanted to try the restaurant at our hotel, which
Speaker 1: is actually gorgeous. That restaurant is amazing.
Speaker 3: Amazed, awesome. Sauce.
Speaker 2: You're pretty awesome sauce.
Speaker 3: Raffle Copter.
Speaker 2: You make really awesome sauce.
Speaker 3: I make raf Copter vibes.
Speaker 2: You make me.
Speaker 3: Why am I literally a raffle Coppter vibe?
Speaker 2: I'm random? I'm so random like that.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, decinated above your eye?
Speaker 2: Did you hit your eyes? Kid?
Speaker 1: I like so many guys with a scar like around
Speaker 1: their eye, and it's usually like a skateboard hit my face. No.
Speaker 3: It was at church camp and we were playing ultimate
Speaker 3: frisbee and one of my friends through my frisbee or
Speaker 3: through a frisbee for me to catch, and I missed
Speaker 3: it and it went under a truck that had its
Speaker 3: tailgate down, and I went underneath and I forgot the
Speaker 3: tailgate was down, and when I was coming back out,
Speaker 3: I came out right where the tailgate was and I
Speaker 3: lifted up really fast and gashed my eyelid open, and
Speaker 3: it was so sick. I wish there were photos of it,
Speaker 3: and there was like blood all down.
Speaker 2: It a viral ONLN.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it would have been so fucking out, but it was.
Speaker 3: It was a scary amount of blood, But it didn't
Speaker 3: really hurt me that bad because like it just didn't
Speaker 3: hurt for some reason, and I like, look at my
Speaker 3: body and I'm like, oh my god, that's like a
Speaker 3: lot of blood. Like it was a serious amount of blood,
Speaker 3: like half of my face, like covered both my hands,
Speaker 3: like dripping off my chin onto my chest and body
Speaker 3: and like so much that I was like leaving a
Speaker 3: trail of blood. And there was like a little pull
Speaker 3: of blood in my lap in the car. And at
Speaker 3: the time, like I was at this church camp. My babysitter,
Speaker 3: who was also like the youth director at the church,
Speaker 3: was the one like that was putting on the camp
Speaker 3: and she rushed me to the hospital because she was
Speaker 3: like everyone was fucking terrified, but they did a really
Speaker 3: good job at not acting scared. But I found out
Speaker 3: like five years later that like people literally thought I
Speaker 3: was dying. They were like they were like, I've never
Speaker 3: seen that much blood in my life.
Speaker 1: Off from that gash, I don't think I ever had
Speaker 1: any serious injuries as a kid. And then I broke
Speaker 1: my class because I was responsible and I took care
Speaker 1: of myself and I was in a idiot fool.
Speaker 3: And it doesn't know what a clavicle is.
Speaker 2: I don't, like I'm not kidding, like when you said
Speaker 2: that I move on, I don't know what that is.
Speaker 3: It's your colorbone, then fucking call it what it is.
Speaker 2: It's your collarbone.
Speaker 3: It is a clavicle.
Speaker 1: First, no one like why would you even say that.
Speaker 1: That's like saying like the professional name of you, like
Speaker 1: your chest, your declotage, your stern No, or I guess
Speaker 1: that's the medical term, but it'd be.
Speaker 3: Like you, I've never heard declatagh. No, never make sure
Speaker 3: that's a word, because now I'm you're making up right now,
Speaker 3: that is a word. He probably is, I've just never
Speaker 3: heard it.
Speaker 1: Deck latagh a low neckline on a woman's dresser, top
Speaker 1: of a woman's cleavage, as revealed by.
Speaker 2: A loan leavage. So I guess it's It doesn't mean chest.
Speaker 1: It means like tits massive, not like sexy word for tits.
Speaker 3: What what is there to talk about in Paris? Like
Speaker 3: what is the what is the talk of the city.
Speaker 2: The talk of the city is that I love walking
Speaker 2: around alone here.
Speaker 1: I think this is the only city where I feel
Speaker 1: really good eating alone, Like it feels nice and like
Speaker 1: comforting to eat alone. New York I feel good eating alone,
Speaker 1: l A. Eating alone is too much of a state.
Speaker 1: And I would say the same about.
Speaker 2: Like even Miami, like I don't want to eat alone.
Speaker 2: In Miami.
Speaker 1: It feels really sad and like disappointing. But like here
Speaker 1: in New York, I feel like eating alone is a
Speaker 1: vibe LA. It's not a vibe LA. I feel like
Speaker 1: people are like, damn, this girl's so sad. She probably
Speaker 1: just went through a break up. And I'm like, no, dude,
Speaker 1: I'm just hungry and I want to eat alone. But like,
Speaker 1: I won't do that alone. I think I'm eaten alone
Speaker 1: in LA, like out at a restaurant alone maybe three times,
Speaker 1: maybe four maybe, But you say I don't like doing it.
Speaker 1: I'll take the food to my car and eat alone
Speaker 1: in my car.
Speaker 2: I have done that.
Speaker 3: I'd eaten alone more in Japan than I have in La.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Japan it feels good too.
Speaker 3: Oh my god. We were in Japan last month. Now
Speaker 3: we're in fucking we were not.
Speaker 2: I love this place in prison France. We're in prison France.
Speaker 3: That's why the fucking Eiffel Tower is made out of
Speaker 3: cag Okay. Paris is hella illuminatied out. It's a weird
Speaker 3: core here, y'all, Like it's dangerous as fuck.
Speaker 1: Are you gonna deep dive or like give your conspiracy.
Speaker 3: Well, just the amount of gold everywhere is weird as fuck.
Speaker 3: And there's fucking caves as skeletons underneath the city, underneath
Speaker 3: the Zara. Yeah, it's very, very eerie.
Speaker 2: Should we wake up at five am and go to
Speaker 2: the catacombs before we leave?
Speaker 3: I literally would.
Speaker 2: I would not do that. I'm sorry tease me, but
Speaker 2: you love when I tease you. I do in that way.
Speaker 2: I do in the way that I do.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I just thought about our flight back.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, flying from La to Paris is the
Speaker 3: worst flight of all time, the worst flight, the worst flight.
Speaker 3: I will never do this again.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't wish sitting up straight upon any of my
Speaker 2: mortal enemies.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, my tailbone hurts so bad.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't wish sitting straight up for ten hours on
Speaker 1: any of my emmismies.
Speaker 2: Subconsciously, I think I want my emmies to go there.
Speaker 3: I want my ms to go through that.
Speaker 2: I've never done.
Speaker 1: An enema I have is that when you put water
Speaker 1: in your butt. Yeah, I've never done that.
Speaker 3: Oh it's like it's like the solution that like draws
Speaker 3: water from your colon into your gut to deconstipate you.
Speaker 1: People do that in their regime too, right, Yes, it's
Speaker 1: really bad for you though. Throw off your pH don't
Speaker 1: put stuff in your rgine period period. Don't put stuff
Speaker 1: in your vigien unless you're on your period period. Well
Speaker 1: that was that episode, weirdest episode ever.
Speaker 3: I don't think we said anything.
Speaker 2: I don't remember anything that happened.
Speaker 3: That was the episode. Let's tap into some media.
Speaker 2: I haven't watched anything.
Speaker 3: Ummm, I've been watching a lot of basketball. You know
Speaker 3: what song I listened to on the way over here
Speaker 3: on repeat, Young and Beautiful Wow. And then I put
Speaker 3: on Summertime Sadness. That's really good, just a crazy fucking vibe.
Speaker 1: Young and Beautiful will always remind me of this one
Speaker 1: day in Miami when I lived there in our first home,
Speaker 1: and it was rain a lot, and my grandma was
Speaker 1: visiting from Honduras and it was thunderstorming outside, and I
Speaker 1: just finished watching it, and I was listening to Young
Speaker 1: and Beautiful a bunch and looking outside and I was like,
Speaker 1: it's so gorgeous. And then the lights went out. And
Speaker 1: then my grandma forced us all to put our electronics
Speaker 1: into a container and put them in the corner of
Speaker 1: the house because she thought the house was gonna get
Speaker 1: struck by lightning, because she didn't understand technology, because she
Speaker 1: basically lives in a fucking concrete hut. And I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: that is not that's not how it works.
Speaker 3: Over we love her.
Speaker 1: You don't need to do that. But it was really
Speaker 1: cute because she was really scared. And then I went
Speaker 1: grab my phone and she was.
Speaker 2: Like, get it, please, please put it down. We don't
Speaker 2: want to die. And I was like fine. I was like,
Speaker 2: I swear we're not going to die, though, but she
Speaker 2: forced me to put my iPhone away. All right?
Speaker 1: Say your is that your media young and beautiful?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 3: That's all they get.
Speaker 2: Mine is setting sun. You'll never get to heaven. I
Speaker 2: won't cry anymore.
Speaker 1: Alternative version ma tones Yeah, just death tones in general,
Speaker 1: but none.
Speaker 3: Other heavy shit. Only the TikTok songs.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, you're weird, Like do you even know
Speaker 2: what you're That band came out like when they debuted
Speaker 2: White Horse, Oh, per, you actually do know a lot.
Speaker 2: I do you know about that? Do you know about
Speaker 2: Radiohead too?
Speaker 3: Uh? Yeah? I had sex with Tom Yorke?
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: But you know the song creep. Yeah, it's about me.
Speaker 2: I don't know if that's a good thing.
Speaker 3: Oh it is.
Speaker 2: Oh it's creep in a sexy way.
Speaker 3: No, like in a stalk or like creepy way.
Speaker 2: Oh like you're scary.
Speaker 3: Yeah, right right.
Speaker 1: Well my other song is Spring is Coming with a
Speaker 1: Strawberry in its Mouth by Roger Doyle. I've already said that,
Speaker 1: but I've been really really listening to that while i've
Speaker 1: been here, just been my vibe.
Speaker 2: And then Alex she pretend.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna going to withdrawal. I think, what me my touch, oxygen.
Speaker 2: Of my touch holding on by Tearsa and for.
Speaker 3: The first time ever period the other day on our TV,
Speaker 3: and it breed me out was really shocking.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've never I don't know why I've never seen her,
Speaker 1: but I've seen her on the cover.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I just never thought that's what she looked like.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well, thank you guys so much for listening. When we
Speaker 1: see you again.
Speaker 3: We love you, be alive.
Speaker 1: When you see us again, it may be ai rendered
Speaker 1: episode of us because we may not make it.
Speaker 3: They probably thought I was drunk, but I am kind
Speaker 3: of deliriously tired right now, Like It's kind of crazy
Speaker 3: what tired does to me. I've been sleeping for like
Speaker 3: fourteen hours a day, though.
Speaker 1: I know Drew's been sleeping a lot here. Like I've
Speaker 1: been waking up before you. Like yesterday, I woke up
Speaker 1: at like nine nine forty five and just sat there
Speaker 1: in bed until like eleven, and I like woke him
Speaker 1: up at like eleven thirty because I was like, dude,
Speaker 1: he's not waking up because I was just gonna wait
Speaker 1: for you to wake up and be like, let's go eat.
Speaker 1: But then like almost three hours past, I was like, dude,
Speaker 1: I think he died in Yeah.
Speaker 3: No, I don't know what it is you're sleeping.
Speaker 2: Oh no, you sleep late here.
Speaker 3: Yeah, But I think my schedule is just still really off.
Speaker 3: Like I don't think I ever got used to like
Speaker 3: Paris time zone, because it I'm like waking up, Like
Speaker 3: I wake up at like six, and I'm like awake
Speaker 3: for like an hour or two and go back to
Speaker 3: sleep till like eleven thirty because I'm just like, why
Speaker 3: am I up?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean like I've just been here so many
Speaker 1: times in the past year that I just like.
Speaker 2: I'm used to it, you know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I feel that.
Speaker 1: This is my third time here in the past year,
Speaker 1: which is kind of crazy. It's like the most I've
Speaker 1: visited anywhere that isn't Miami or New York. It's insane,
Speaker 1: And I probably won't ever come back because I will
Speaker 1: be passing on my flight tomorrow.
Speaker 3: So yeah, we hope you're happy.
Speaker 2: Oh and the camera's done, which ris
Speaker 3: And love and unity and respect,