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Speaker 1: Welcome for this episode of Emergency Intercom. I'm like, I

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Speaker 1: don't know why I'm nervous because this.

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Speaker 2: Door is open and people are like, are.

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Speaker 3: Not constantly so nervous about the public in Paris.

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Speaker 1: I know because I feel like they're very judgmental of Americans,

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Speaker 1: which I feel like most places are.

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Speaker 3: Also, if you did we even say welcome, welcome back

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Speaker 3: to Emergency Intercom, if we didn't, well.

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Speaker 1: Welcome to this episode. We are currently in.

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Speaker 3: Paris, obviously because so obvious, Like we said, we're desired,

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Speaker 3: We're wanted, We're loved, were needed. These brands just love

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Speaker 3: us out here.

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Speaker 2: Actual, that's with us. It's so weird, loves us.

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Speaker 1: It's weird, like you need to grow up and get

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Speaker 1: a life, because why are you stalking me?

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Speaker 2: You're you're a stalker.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we were here for the Acne show. It was amazing, gorgeous, beautiful,

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Speaker 1: loved every second of it.

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Speaker 2: Obsessed with the bags and love with the bags, need

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Speaker 2: the bags.

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Speaker 3: I'm literally wearing jeans from them right.

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Speaker 2: Now, my shirts from them because.

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Speaker 3: Also this isn't sponsored. Yeah, no, I just want just

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Speaker 3: wanted to clarify that we did.

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Speaker 1: Come out here with them for the show and it

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Speaker 1: was fucking awesome. And now it's our last night. It's

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Speaker 1: our last night in Paris.

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Speaker 3: Leave it to the last minute to do anything for work.

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Speaker 2: I don't know if it was.

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Speaker 3: I love fashion.

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Speaker 1: It seems like you don't because you're buying bootlegs.

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Speaker 3: So bibs, you don't know anything about bootlegs. This is

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Speaker 3: like so real.

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Speaker 1: Well, the police are here to fucking get you because

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Speaker 1: it's illegal to make it sensible, so.

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Speaker 3: Giving like this might be the loudest environment.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm almost like we should check, but I feel

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Speaker 1: like it's okay. It's we're adding to the atmosphere. Just

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Speaker 1: imagine this. Okay, use your thinking cap if you're listening

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Speaker 1: and not watching. Here's what's happening. We are in a

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Speaker 1: Parisian apartment so gracefully lent to us by our friend Rain.

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Speaker 1: We're in it's it's a Parisian night. You're out with us,

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Speaker 1: You're having a few glasses of wine. You're saying things

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Speaker 1: that in the morning will make you so embarrassed and

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Speaker 1: you won't ever bring them up to us, and we won't.

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Speaker 2: Oh, okay, big bleep?

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Speaker 3: Why why is that a big bleep?

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Speaker 2: You're a big bleep. You're a big pain in my bleep.

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Speaker 2: You're a Did you hear that big clock?

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Speaker 3: It's a big bend.

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Speaker 1: Oh the big they did. Wait, did they move the

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Speaker 1: big Bend to Paris?

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Speaker 3: They did? It was always in Paris.

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Speaker 2: Oh.

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Speaker 1: I guess I just am not as well traveled as you,

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Speaker 1: because your life is a movie.

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Speaker 3: I have seen the world compared to me. Compared to me, yeah,

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: So you're at this Parisian apartment with us. We invite

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Speaker 1: you over. We're all drinking, but you're like embarrassingly drunk,

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Speaker 1: and it's so embarrassing, right.

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Speaker 3: You're like, it's disgusting.

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Speaker 1: They won't shut up, Like you're saying things that in

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Speaker 2: But we'll never bring it up.

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Speaker 3: To you because it is just off, like it's a

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Speaker 3: little sinister, like yeah, not really complimentative environment. It's really

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Speaker 3: just like you're getting torn to shreds by these people.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and you're like, but you're you're trying to make

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Speaker 3: You know, I don't even know what we're saying anymore.

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Speaker 2: Oh I was.

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Speaker 1: I was giving the viewer a hypothetical that they're here

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Speaker 1: with us. I'm setting the mood for the audio listener.

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Speaker 3: Did you know like ninety percent of the world can't

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Speaker 2: That's not true.

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Speaker 3: It's probably like forty percent.

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Speaker 2: That's not true. What do you mean they can't understand it?

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Speaker 3: Don't have the IQ to literally process that information. Like

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Speaker 2: There's literally no way.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, is it the same people who like can't Like

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Speaker 1: if you're like, oh, think of an apple, they're like there,

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Speaker 1: maybe thinking of the word apple, but they're not imagining

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Speaker 3: When I think of apples, I think of the computer

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Speaker 3: company and the iPhone company because I'm rich.

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Speaker 2: No, that's because you're addicted to your black box.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it really is crazy. Just every once in a

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Speaker 1: Getting on the iPhone is so fun, Like turning on

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Speaker 1: your iPhone and looking at it and like falling.

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Speaker 3: Into abyss after a long day. Oh, like laying in

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Speaker 3: But those moments where like you've done a lot of

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Speaker 3: you like communicated with people I don't know, Like I.

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Speaker 1: You literally sound like a robot, like you know, after

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Speaker 3: Literally that is like how my mind works. I'm like, okay, damn,

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Speaker 3: Like I talked to someone today, Like this is fucking lit.

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Speaker 3: Just laying in bed with no one around, or even

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Like two generations ago, their thing was I kick

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Speaker 3: I go really deep on the from a All A

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Speaker 3: List celebrities. I literally am a part of bleep Nation.

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Speaker 2: Yeah we're low key pro bleep nation.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but I think All A List celebrities are evil

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Speaker 3: villains now and there's no if censor. But so if

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Speaker 3: You're evil. Just know I've turned to the dark side

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Speaker 3: and I'm sinister.

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Speaker 1: It's not even that I think all A List celebrities

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Speaker 1: I think in every space and work environment, and it's

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Speaker 1: There's no way for it to not become high school,

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Speaker 1: and it just will inevitably become that. Hello, the fucking

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Speaker 1: killer is out there.

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Speaker 2: Somebody walked by really close and I got scared.

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Speaker 3: The killer. The killer is coming.

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Speaker 1: There's just no way for it not to become high school.

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Speaker 1: And like there's like gossip and like rumors and like

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Speaker 3: So it's on who Blink has a crush on Blink?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, like that kind of vibe, and there's no way

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Speaker 2: And that's why.

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Speaker 1: iPhones are so important to the community, because where would

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Speaker 1: an iPhone. Oh yeah, and this episode is sponsored by Android.

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Speaker 1: Thank you Samsung. I love a good Samsung Android like

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Speaker 1: sponsorship and somebody acting like that's the phone they use, Like.

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Speaker 3: Is gonna be me if they reached out, Swear to God,

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Speaker 3: I would. I would throw my iPhone away for a week.

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Speaker 3: Y'all will see me sell my soul to Samsung. I

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Speaker 3: the Samsung. I used it in high school. Oh my god.

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Speaker 3: That was my most embarrassing arc ever. Was like everyone

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Speaker 3: five and it was like a giant Yes, it was

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Speaker 3: a giant fucking iPhone that came or a giant fucking

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Speaker 3: fucked up. It's purely my vocabulary, that's it. But I

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Speaker 3: it literally within the week, Like it was to.

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Speaker 1: Want you need to show the photos because I know

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Speaker 2: To what's the name of the phone again?

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Speaker 3: Galaxy Note five.

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Speaker 2: Galaxy No. Five and twenty?

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Speaker 2: How are they on twenty? They just wanted a number

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Speaker 3: Why is no one talking about fast technology? Yeah, that's

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Speaker 2: Dor, this is crazy is biggest?

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Speaker 2: Oh my god. Actually my dad had this phone.

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Speaker 3: My dad had twins.

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Speaker 1: My dad and mom both had this phone in the

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Speaker 1: gold lies.

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Speaker 3: I think I had gold too.

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Speaker 1: I had a smaller Android like Samsung phone. And here's

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Speaker 1: what I would do if I got my Samsung ambassadorship.

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Speaker 1: If you're from Samsung, ignore this because this isn't true.

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Speaker 1: I would just do what I did in middle school.

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Speaker 1: I had my In like ninth and tenth grade, I

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Speaker 1: But whatever, semantics not important.

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Speaker 3: I'm genuinely curious how many people.

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Speaker 2: Who are listening have android. Yeah, let us know.

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Speaker 3: Literally, I'm sorry with the.

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Speaker 1: Flip one today in a cafe in the marine, like

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Speaker 1: flipping it. Oh, she was doing the whole thing. She

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Speaker 1: was love key putting on a show. She felt me watching.

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Speaker 1: She was like, she's like, you want to see how

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Speaker 1: much this SI could flip?

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Speaker 2: Like I got an iPad? No, I have a flip No.

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Speaker 3: No users are braver than the Marines, and like the

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Speaker 3: ones that like choice, fight for it. You're lying. I'm

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Speaker 3: just not a choice. I'm sorry, but you do you.

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Speaker 3: That was the most elitist thing I've ever said, But

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Speaker 3: I don't give a fuck. It's talking about phones that

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Speaker 3: cost the same amount of money. Yeah, get a goddamn.

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Speaker 1: Fucking like that big fucking weird iPad ship that you

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Speaker 1: fold up and put in your back pocket is any

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Speaker 1: cheaper than an iPhone.

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Speaker 2: You could have got an iPhone, but you.

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Speaker 1: Want it to be like a freakazoid three thousand and

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Speaker 1: that's okay, you do you. But I will be making

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Speaker 1: fun of that, because what a phone that flips four ways?

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Speaker 3: A piece of paper can only fold sixteen times before,

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Speaker 3: so we'll get to seven.

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Speaker 2: So we'll get to seven folds on a phone and

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Speaker 3: I'd probably get half a million.

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Speaker 1: He's a user and he's he abused his friendships for flights,

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he sneaks onto jets all the time. He's a

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Speaker 3: Times sneaking on shit. That's how I got that.

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Speaker 2: I love your confidence.

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Speaker 3: I didn't take any notes for this episode, so if

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Speaker 3: I will kill myself in front of all of you.

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Speaker 2: I will change the trajectory of your life.

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Speaker 3: I will, And I have any upload it. It's in

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Speaker 2: If you want my money, I would sell on.

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Speaker 3: I was gonna say, if you want my moneycors. I

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Speaker 2: Any beautiful beautiful gowns.

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Speaker 2: You know what that is.

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Speaker 1: It's Anita Frank being Oh, yeah, you just obsessed with it. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: Did you go beautiful gowns? Beautiful beautiful gowns like that is?

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Speaker 2: That's like someone's like, oh, do you think any Like

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Speaker 2: That's actually a really big compliment to me.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it would be like, oh yeah, someone said I

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Speaker 3: And do you want to talk about need French food? Like,

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Speaker 1: To be real, I need to be Coca Cola.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I need to be McDonald's. No, I had it

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Speaker 3: it's delicious. The nuggets taste like fucking it's cohorn. They

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Speaker 3: I love me Somemeoh.

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Speaker 1: It's literally called creamy sauce.

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Speaker 3: No, that that's called extra creamy sauce. This is literally

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Speaker 3: like Mayo Fritz sur Fries. How are you saying, fucking French.

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Speaker 2: It's not the it's not the ketchup in mal is mixed.

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Speaker 3: It's just Mayo with like pepper and and or some shit.

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Speaker 3: You were a Nashima so fucking good.

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Speaker 2: Mind you.

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Speaker 1: I woke up that dead and I was like, I'm

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Speaker 2: We should go, blah blah blah blah. He's like, I

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Speaker 1: And then he kept getting up and getting down like

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Speaker 2: And then he's like, oh, I'm.

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Speaker 1: Just gonna stay back and get McDonald's. And I was like, okay,

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Speaker 3: It is that is your freedom so bad?

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Speaker 1: And then he told me that he swept through his clothes.

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Speaker 3: It was and you know what's disgusting is the Acne

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Speaker 3: show was that night, and I slept in my thermals

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Speaker 2: Have been so hot in that fucking room.

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Speaker 3: Yes, and to sweat a stain into the bed and

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Speaker 3: I sweat through the thermals onto my bed and it

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Speaker 2: What about my pillow?

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Speaker 3: I literally I have no idea what you're talking about

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Speaker 2: Okay, so do you sweat?

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Speaker 1: I just I feel like I heard you say you

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Speaker 3: You are accusing me of insane things right now?

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Speaker 1: Actually okay, Well, the good thing is we have both

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Speaker 2: You being crazy.

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Speaker 3: Okay. Well, and I'm gonna kill myself so.

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Speaker 2: And you should kill yourself.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, I made it in New Year's e

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Speaker 3: Revolution Revolution to stop saying revolution said consciously, it's just

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Speaker 1: My god, said consciously. I just can't stick to my

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Speaker 1: New Year's rebels. Okay, wait, we have to talk about

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Speaker 1: None of the rooms are yeah, like and you're gonna

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Speaker 2: We can live.

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Speaker 1: The first morning we woke up, we wake up, like

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Speaker 1: and then all the all the subed in, all the sudden,

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Speaker 3: Like no, no, not a smell, an odor like a

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Speaker 1: Only smell this when Drew is like talking to me

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Speaker 3: This is that in my face is my code for my.

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Speaker 1: And we've realized that for some reason, every few hours

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Speaker 1: What's worse is we don't know where in the bathroom

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Speaker 1: it comes from.

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Speaker 3: Like I think it comes from the side of the toilet,

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Speaker 3: If we put soap water all around the rim, I'm

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Speaker 3: sure we would see it bubble.

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Speaker 2: Up out of there.

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Speaker 3: It's like a good Why is my brain so fucking big?

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, like the tire hole method.

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Speaker 3: No, I'm a fucking genie, And sometimes I amaze myself

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Speaker 3: at like my creativity. We're so smart.

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Speaker 1: It would be cool if you like put it to

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Speaker 3: Built a Hello, I'm doing a podcast and I guarantee

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Speaker 3: everybody watching this is like, oh my god, Drew is

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Speaker 2: It's smart to wait, why is Drew subdenly so smart?

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Speaker 3: Subdenly said consciously, Drew is so smart it.

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Speaker 2: she put on her story.

447
00:20:25,720 --> 00:20:29,200
Speaker 1: She was like trying espresso and like five hours I

448
00:20:29,200 --> 00:20:31,360
Speaker 1: was just like, why did nobody told me, Like, tell

449
00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:33,320
Speaker 1: me this shit was gonna knock me on my ass,

450
00:20:33,320 --> 00:20:35,360
Speaker 1: like I've been up for five extra hours.

451
00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:39,760
Speaker 3: Express fun. There's so many little things like where you

452
00:20:39,960 --> 00:20:45,920
Speaker 3: mispronounce it like no library, oh Valentine's Day, Times Day.

453
00:20:46,119 --> 00:20:49,359
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I mispronounced a lot, and especially names,

454
00:20:49,359 --> 00:20:51,200
Speaker 1: And it's really embarrassing because I'll call someone by the

455
00:20:51,240 --> 00:20:53,399
Speaker 1: wrong name forever and at some point they'll just stop

456
00:20:53,440 --> 00:20:54,480
Speaker 1: correcting me because they're.

457
00:20:54,320 --> 00:20:58,119
Speaker 2: Like this, bitch, fucking yu who I am? And that's okay.

458
00:20:59,040 --> 00:21:03,280
Speaker 1: Also, at our hotel, well, a friend stayed and I

459
00:21:03,280 --> 00:21:04,440
Speaker 1: don't even know why I'm saying friend.

460
00:21:04,640 --> 00:21:07,840
Speaker 3: Wait, I just thought of something. I realized, if I

461
00:21:08,040 --> 00:21:10,439
Speaker 3: catch your name immediately, you're going to be in my

462
00:21:10,480 --> 00:21:12,399
Speaker 3: life for a long time. But if I can't remember

463
00:21:12,440 --> 00:21:14,119
Speaker 3: your name and I see you a second time and

464
00:21:14,160 --> 00:21:17,480
Speaker 3: I don't know your name or recognize your face. That's

465
00:21:17,520 --> 00:21:19,000
Speaker 3: God telling me that you're not going to be in

466
00:21:19,040 --> 00:21:20,840
Speaker 3: my life, because like when I first met you, I

467
00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:23,280
Speaker 3: literally did not have trouble with your name at all,

468
00:21:23,760 --> 00:21:24,639
Speaker 3: same with your face.

469
00:21:24,800 --> 00:21:28,040
Speaker 1: We also had been sending each other illicit photos for

470
00:21:28,080 --> 00:21:28,639
Speaker 1: like two years on.

471
00:21:28,920 --> 00:21:31,240
Speaker 3: You were sending me illicit photos for two years on.

472
00:21:31,600 --> 00:21:32,640
Speaker 3: Remember the Hay incident.

473
00:21:32,680 --> 00:21:35,320
Speaker 1: I'm sending you my boobs, my boobs, I was playing

474
00:21:35,359 --> 00:21:42,000
Speaker 1: with them. I sent drew a live like silicone mold.

475
00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:44,880
Speaker 3: Of my boobs and I played with them all night.

476
00:21:45,240 --> 00:21:47,480
Speaker 1: But let's just say I saw someone's boobs at an

477
00:21:47,520 --> 00:21:49,960
Speaker 1: age I shouldn't have before.

478
00:21:50,119 --> 00:21:52,080
Speaker 2: They were pretty lit.

479
00:21:52,280 --> 00:21:54,840
Speaker 1: And I don't feel any kind of way about it.

480
00:21:56,920 --> 00:21:59,359
Speaker 1: I was down to see some boobs in geometry and

481
00:21:59,400 --> 00:22:00,600
Speaker 1: it was really funny.

482
00:22:00,359 --> 00:22:02,000
Speaker 3: To me in geometry class.

483
00:22:02,040 --> 00:22:04,600
Speaker 2: No literally, I think it might have been biology, but I.

484
00:22:04,320 --> 00:22:07,240
Speaker 3: Remember that is a biology study, like anatomy.

485
00:22:07,920 --> 00:22:08,679
Speaker 2: She was just helping me.

486
00:22:08,760 --> 00:22:10,359
Speaker 3: She was literally just helping you study.

487
00:22:10,400 --> 00:22:13,159
Speaker 1: And I remember standing in the hallway looking at this

488
00:22:13,240 --> 00:22:13,960
Speaker 1: d M and I was.

489
00:22:13,920 --> 00:22:18,399
Speaker 2: Like, friend of a friend, what is that?

490
00:22:18,400 --> 00:22:21,000
Speaker 3: That is literally the only lyric I know tell me

491
00:22:21,080 --> 00:22:22,919
Speaker 3: your friend a friend of a friend.

492
00:22:23,320 --> 00:22:25,960
Speaker 2: That is not a lyric? What is that from? I

493
00:22:26,040 --> 00:22:26,560
Speaker 2: don't know.

494
00:22:28,040 --> 00:22:30,800
Speaker 3: Someone knows friend?

495
00:22:31,560 --> 00:22:33,520
Speaker 1: Was he a fo or was he a ten?

496
00:22:34,200 --> 00:22:38,560
Speaker 3: Mama would ah my? Is that what I'm thinking? I'm

497
00:22:38,560 --> 00:22:40,000
Speaker 3: singing friend of a friend?

498
00:22:40,840 --> 00:22:42,720
Speaker 1: No, I think she does say that, because what song

499
00:22:42,800 --> 00:22:43,080
Speaker 1: is that?

500
00:22:43,200 --> 00:22:48,159
Speaker 2: It's bodies, bodies and bodies and bodies and that is

501
00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:50,280
Speaker 2: the craziest note. That's not what.

502
00:22:50,200 --> 00:22:54,159
Speaker 3: That's bodies and bodies and and my.

503
00:22:54,200 --> 00:22:55,359
Speaker 2: Mama would like this.

504
00:22:55,520 --> 00:22:59,880
Speaker 1: You know about almah am around I'm aware about.

505
00:23:00,520 --> 00:23:04,359
Speaker 3: That's like the straight woman version of biking by Frank Ocean.

506
00:23:05,720 --> 00:23:06,520
Speaker 2: What does that mean?

507
00:23:08,960 --> 00:23:10,080
Speaker 3: I'll let you dissect that.

508
00:23:11,560 --> 00:23:14,760
Speaker 2: Thank you? No, Like, wait, I get people.

509
00:23:14,600 --> 00:23:17,320
Speaker 3: Brain teasers, that's what I am.

510
00:23:17,480 --> 00:23:20,240
Speaker 2: Did you give yourself brain teasers? I don't think you

511
00:23:20,320 --> 00:23:21,720
Speaker 2: know what you're saying, Like I.

512
00:23:21,800 --> 00:23:23,840
Speaker 3: Can't tease my brain, but you'm getting on. I g

513
00:23:24,520 --> 00:23:25,080
Speaker 3: fuck y'all.

514
00:23:25,359 --> 00:23:27,720
Speaker 1: The other thing about our hotel is you couldn't use

515
00:23:27,760 --> 00:23:30,760
Speaker 1: a blow dryer there, Like you just couldn't use one.

516
00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:32,920
Speaker 3: The power in the entire hotel would go.

517
00:23:32,920 --> 00:23:36,560
Speaker 2: Out, shut off, like the whole room would go out.

518
00:23:37,240 --> 00:23:42,119
Speaker 3: Our friend, who was also fucking outlets electrocute the fuck

519
00:23:42,240 --> 00:23:42,760
Speaker 3: out of them.

520
00:23:42,800 --> 00:23:45,679
Speaker 1: Every time we plugs something in, it sparks up and

521
00:23:45,760 --> 00:23:46,639
Speaker 1: like barks at us.

522
00:23:46,680 --> 00:23:49,040
Speaker 3: Yes, it literally makes a big fucking spark.

523
00:23:49,359 --> 00:23:51,560
Speaker 1: But I was getting my hair and makeup done for

524
00:23:51,600 --> 00:23:52,040
Speaker 1: the show.

525
00:23:52,200 --> 00:23:54,280
Speaker 2: You like, why are you?

526
00:23:54,359 --> 00:23:54,439
Speaker 1: Like?

527
00:23:54,640 --> 00:23:55,440
Speaker 3: Why are you lying?

528
00:23:56,080 --> 00:23:58,119
Speaker 1: I'm not lying to make them think I'm lying, and

529
00:23:58,119 --> 00:23:58,840
Speaker 1: I'm not lying.

530
00:23:58,960 --> 00:23:59,520
Speaker 3: She wasn't.

531
00:24:00,800 --> 00:24:03,520
Speaker 2: You're a liar. That's the funny thing is in this relationship.

532
00:24:03,520 --> 00:24:04,040
Speaker 2: You're a liar.

533
00:24:04,160 --> 00:24:07,800
Speaker 3: That girl's a liar. I can't say boy and song

534
00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:10,480
Speaker 3: because I'm straight. So when like when like a guy

535
00:24:10,600 --> 00:24:12,320
Speaker 3: is like talking about or like when a girl is

536
00:24:12,359 --> 00:24:14,119
Speaker 3: singing about a guy and I want to sing the lyrics,

537
00:24:14,119 --> 00:24:14,720
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh.

538
00:24:14,600 --> 00:24:16,320
Speaker 2: That you probably just subconsciously do that.

539
00:24:16,400 --> 00:24:20,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, I said consciously, you're always thinking of girls. What's

540
00:24:20,720 --> 00:24:28,320
Speaker 3: a lyric about like a boy? That girl is a gun.

541
00:24:30,640 --> 00:24:33,440
Speaker 3: That's the vibe I've been on recently, the girl being

542
00:24:33,440 --> 00:24:36,320
Speaker 3: a gun, the girl in question.

543
00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:40,160
Speaker 1: Oh no, I'm thinking of the usher thing where it's like, uh,

544
00:24:40,200 --> 00:24:43,280
Speaker 1: you ain't got to call it's okay boy like he

545
00:24:43,359 --> 00:24:45,280
Speaker 1: had the crowd it's okay girl.

546
00:24:45,800 --> 00:24:47,240
Speaker 2: But you would just say it the way it's sung.

547
00:24:48,119 --> 00:24:51,040
Speaker 2: You wouldn't say like, it's okay, boy, And.

548
00:24:50,520 --> 00:24:52,840
Speaker 1: And he was at my party talking about fucking sucking

549
00:24:52,920 --> 00:24:55,800
Speaker 1: sucking cock sucking dick and call sucking dick and cock

550
00:24:56,720 --> 00:24:58,800
Speaker 1: sucking dick and call dude. So many things on the

551
00:24:58,840 --> 00:25:02,960
Speaker 1: internet are gonna age insanely, Like so many things you.

552
00:25:03,200 --> 00:25:07,600
Speaker 3: Literally every second of our podcast, every second of our podcast,

553
00:25:07,640 --> 00:25:09,679
Speaker 3: We're gonna look back in two years, we're gonna be like,

554
00:25:09,720 --> 00:25:11,000
Speaker 3: what the fuck were we saying?

555
00:25:11,320 --> 00:25:14,919
Speaker 1: But then in five games clip by Sea, I'm disgusting exactly.

556
00:25:14,560 --> 00:25:16,240
Speaker 3: And but in five years we'd be like, damn, we

557
00:25:16,240 --> 00:25:19,240
Speaker 3: were so lit, like we were so sick. Maybe hopefully

558
00:25:19,440 --> 00:25:21,720
Speaker 3: Like all of my YouTube videos, I like went back

559
00:25:21,720 --> 00:25:25,320
Speaker 3: and watched like a few of them, and I was like, actually,

560
00:25:25,359 --> 00:25:27,119
Speaker 3: what the fuck was I doing? Why was I putting

561
00:25:27,160 --> 00:25:28,440
Speaker 3: casts all over my body?

562
00:25:28,480 --> 00:25:31,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think, I said consciously, I'm always thinking about.

563
00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:33,280
Speaker 3: That.

564
00:25:33,440 --> 00:25:35,679
Speaker 2: To me, I'm thinking about how all.

565
00:25:35,560 --> 00:25:40,159
Speaker 3: Persone chemical burns. No, do you not want to I'll.

566
00:25:40,040 --> 00:25:42,760
Speaker 2: Talk about it. I'm healed now, I'm a healed woman.

567
00:25:42,560 --> 00:25:43,880
Speaker 3: And you has chemical burns.

568
00:25:43,960 --> 00:25:47,640
Speaker 1: So I was doing this shoot and I was bleaching

569
00:25:47,680 --> 00:25:50,560
Speaker 1: my eyebrows for it because we were like all sitting

570
00:25:50,560 --> 00:25:51,879
Speaker 1: around and we were like, okay.

571
00:25:52,880 --> 00:25:55,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's good. We literally have like PTSD with this corn.

572
00:25:55,680 --> 00:25:57,720
Speaker 3: I know it's terrifying this quota.

573
00:25:57,760 --> 00:25:59,960
Speaker 2: Why is this quota giving me this quota?

574
00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:01,760
Speaker 3: Oh wait, Kai, blur the screen.

575
00:26:05,359 --> 00:26:08,479
Speaker 1: I really because we're in Paris, I smoke way more

576
00:26:08,560 --> 00:26:10,879
Speaker 1: cigarettes than usual, and I know everyone finds me fucking

577
00:26:10,880 --> 00:26:13,600
Speaker 1: disgusting and repulsive for it, but I really want to

578
00:26:13,600 --> 00:26:14,560
Speaker 1: smoke a cigarette right.

579
00:26:14,520 --> 00:26:19,520
Speaker 3: Now, all right, unblur this green pop smoke one?

580
00:26:19,920 --> 00:26:20,840
Speaker 2: Should I pop a perk?

581
00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:21,640
Speaker 3: Pop a pill?

582
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:23,479
Speaker 2: Should I pop a pill or two? Right now?

583
00:26:23,600 --> 00:26:23,919
Speaker 3: Yes?

584
00:26:25,760 --> 00:26:28,479
Speaker 1: But so whatever, We're on this set and I'm like,

585
00:26:28,720 --> 00:26:30,800
Speaker 1: I am so down to bleach my eyebrows. I've been

586
00:26:30,840 --> 00:26:33,159
Speaker 1: wanting to, like I've been thinking about it because I

587
00:26:33,160 --> 00:26:34,120
Speaker 1: can't do anything to my hair.

588
00:26:34,160 --> 00:26:35,000
Speaker 2: I'm so down to do it.

589
00:26:35,560 --> 00:26:39,119
Speaker 1: I I literally tell them, which this is so stupid

590
00:26:39,160 --> 00:26:41,440
Speaker 1: because after I told them this, they were on the

591
00:26:41,480 --> 00:26:42,960
Speaker 1: way to get this stuff. And I could have easily

592
00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:46,520
Speaker 1: been like, actually I use Trottonoid now, like maybe this

593
00:26:46,560 --> 00:26:48,600
Speaker 1: will hurt my skin. But I kind of thought about it,

594
00:26:48,600 --> 00:26:50,120
Speaker 1: but I didn't think anything of it because I haven't

595
00:26:50,119 --> 00:26:52,440
Speaker 1: bleached my eyebrows in a while, and now I use

596
00:26:52,480 --> 00:26:54,200
Speaker 1: really harsh chemicals on my face. If you don't know

597
00:26:54,240 --> 00:26:56,360
Speaker 1: what chetnoe is, it's just like a really harsh chemical

598
00:26:56,359 --> 00:26:56,840
Speaker 1: for acne.

599
00:26:56,920 --> 00:27:01,000
Speaker 3: I think we might have talked about this, maybe like

600
00:27:01,119 --> 00:27:03,159
Speaker 3: right when you got it done the next episode, we've

601
00:27:03,160 --> 00:27:03,919
Speaker 3: probably talked about it.

602
00:27:03,960 --> 00:27:06,480
Speaker 2: I think that the last episode was that episode are

603
00:27:06,640 --> 00:27:07,480
Speaker 2: much trimming.

604
00:27:08,040 --> 00:27:10,080
Speaker 3: No, because we've had two go live where you didn't

605
00:27:10,080 --> 00:27:11,400
Speaker 3: have eyebrows.

606
00:27:11,680 --> 00:27:13,960
Speaker 2: I don't know what's happening. Oh we have. I think

607
00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:15,760
Speaker 2: I did. I think I did talk about this.

608
00:27:16,040 --> 00:27:16,479
Speaker 3: I don't know.

609
00:27:16,880 --> 00:27:19,080
Speaker 2: Sorry, I don't know where I am, Drew.

610
00:27:19,359 --> 00:27:22,320
Speaker 3: I really don't know how we got here, not me either,

611
00:27:22,800 --> 00:27:25,160
Speaker 3: not me either. I had the Google Michael Emperor relief

612
00:27:25,200 --> 00:27:26,880
Speaker 3: from the Sobrandos.

613
00:27:27,280 --> 00:27:31,119
Speaker 1: Oh because of the Heaven's shoot. Yeah, dude, I love him, Like,

614
00:27:31,119 --> 00:27:32,200
Speaker 1: why would I have sex with him?

615
00:27:32,200 --> 00:27:33,560
Speaker 2: Now? Do you see?

616
00:27:33,760 --> 00:27:33,879
Speaker 1: This?

617
00:27:34,080 --> 00:27:37,000
Speaker 3: Motherfucker has got to stop dming me because he's married.

618
00:27:37,800 --> 00:27:45,000
Speaker 2: Classic, classic, classic, Well, I still think that people hate me,

619
00:27:46,119 --> 00:27:46,920
Speaker 2: so you should hit that.

620
00:27:47,160 --> 00:27:49,919
Speaker 1: I've been thinking about what it means to marry somebody

621
00:27:49,920 --> 00:27:51,960
Speaker 1: with generational wealth, and it's been on my mind.

622
00:27:52,080 --> 00:27:53,920
Speaker 2: It's really been on my mind because.

623
00:27:53,680 --> 00:27:55,320
Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't want to be the one to

624
00:27:55,400 --> 00:27:56,440
Speaker 1: have to build out the wealth.

625
00:27:56,480 --> 00:27:58,119
Speaker 3: I just want to God, I need one hundred and

626
00:27:58,160 --> 00:28:00,760
Speaker 3: seventy six million dollars somewhere. I really fucking do.

627
00:28:00,960 --> 00:28:03,399
Speaker 1: Like it's I know, and I don't know, Like we're

628
00:28:03,520 --> 00:28:05,520
Speaker 1: just not in the area where we're gonna get that.

629
00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:07,000
Speaker 1: This is as good as my life is getting in.

630
00:28:07,040 --> 00:28:08,960
Speaker 1: I'm okay with that, Like I'm really happy with my life,

631
00:28:09,200 --> 00:28:11,760
Speaker 1: but I want to give my kids generational wealth and

632
00:28:11,800 --> 00:28:13,960
Speaker 1: I wanna. Honestly, I know we hate the rich, and

633
00:28:14,040 --> 00:28:16,720
Speaker 1: I know we hate hoarding wealth, but I want to

634
00:28:16,720 --> 00:28:17,280
Speaker 1: be a part of that.

635
00:28:17,359 --> 00:28:19,159
Speaker 2: I want that. I want that, and I'm good to

636
00:28:19,160 --> 00:28:19,680
Speaker 2: be honest.

637
00:28:19,920 --> 00:28:21,879
Speaker 1: I want to hoard the wealth for my children and

638
00:28:21,920 --> 00:28:24,360
Speaker 1: me and like I want I want nepotism babies.

639
00:28:24,560 --> 00:28:25,640
Speaker 2: I don't care. I'm sorry.

640
00:28:25,680 --> 00:28:29,040
Speaker 1: I'm really sorry, like sue me. But I'm tired. I'm

641
00:28:29,080 --> 00:28:30,040
Speaker 1: tired of like I.

642
00:28:29,960 --> 00:28:31,880
Speaker 2: Don't want to hold the the.

643
00:28:31,760 --> 00:28:33,720
Speaker 1: Flag of like guys, I made it out like I

644
00:28:33,800 --> 00:28:35,080
Speaker 1: made it out of my situation.

645
00:28:35,840 --> 00:28:37,119
Speaker 2: I want to be like guys.

646
00:28:37,240 --> 00:28:39,960
Speaker 1: I literally was born into the situation and it's lit

647
00:28:40,080 --> 00:28:43,120
Speaker 1: like that's what I wish I was. I am so

648
00:28:43,320 --> 00:28:45,280
Speaker 1: envious of people who were just like born with a

649
00:28:45,280 --> 00:28:47,200
Speaker 1: lot of money. I wish that was me, And like,

650
00:28:47,240 --> 00:28:48,600
Speaker 1: that's actually funny because I feel like that was a

651
00:28:48,600 --> 00:28:53,880
Speaker 1: big conversation recently about like like being envious of like

652
00:28:53,960 --> 00:28:57,160
Speaker 1: nepetism babies, and it's like, yeah, well fuck you, because

653
00:28:57,160 --> 00:28:58,440
Speaker 1: I like, yes, I want that.

654
00:28:58,720 --> 00:29:00,800
Speaker 2: Duh, Like what me when I'm pointing.

655
00:29:00,560 --> 00:29:02,840
Speaker 3: Out the kids to be good.

656
00:29:03,240 --> 00:29:04,040
Speaker 2: Or not even my kids?

657
00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:05,560
Speaker 3: Would you imagine I want to?

658
00:29:06,080 --> 00:29:08,720
Speaker 2: Of course I want rich parents. The fuck? Like, why

659
00:29:08,760 --> 00:29:11,440
Speaker 2: is that even? That's a diverse story, But what do

660
00:29:11,520 --> 00:29:11,800
Speaker 2: you say?

661
00:29:12,120 --> 00:29:15,360
Speaker 3: Could you? I don't even know what I said. Oh,

662
00:29:15,400 --> 00:29:16,800
Speaker 3: I said, imagine me with a child?

663
00:29:17,520 --> 00:29:20,160
Speaker 2: No, I don't want to. That would be really bad.

664
00:29:20,600 --> 00:29:22,240
Speaker 2: I was thinking about that. I was like, any of

665
00:29:22,240 --> 00:29:22,880
Speaker 2: my guys.

666
00:29:22,640 --> 00:29:25,360
Speaker 3: I'm going to get a female pregnant.

667
00:29:25,960 --> 00:29:29,760
Speaker 1: I don't know what else you would get pregnant? What

668
00:29:29,840 --> 00:29:30,840
Speaker 1: else would you get pregnant?

669
00:29:30,960 --> 00:29:32,360
Speaker 2: Saying female?

670
00:29:33,240 --> 00:29:33,880
Speaker 3: And I'm done.

671
00:29:34,160 --> 00:29:35,640
Speaker 2: I know what you were gonna say.

672
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:36,600
Speaker 3: I'm over.

673
00:29:38,680 --> 00:29:41,040
Speaker 1: But yeah, I wish I was born into like so

674
00:29:41,160 --> 00:29:42,600
Speaker 1: much money. But I don't want to have to build

675
00:29:42,600 --> 00:29:44,520
Speaker 1: the generational wealth. And this is as good as it's

676
00:29:44,520 --> 00:29:46,640
Speaker 1: gonna get. And that's okay. I'm just gonna live well

677
00:29:46,960 --> 00:29:48,880
Speaker 1: for my kids. And my kids are gonna have to

678
00:29:48,920 --> 00:29:51,080
Speaker 1: do the thing. And I'm just hoping that my kids

679
00:29:51,520 --> 00:29:54,479
Speaker 1: can make something of themselves, so peepon me, Ma can

680
00:29:54,720 --> 00:29:57,080
Speaker 1: sit down and not do anything for the rest of

681
00:29:57,080 --> 00:30:00,040
Speaker 1: my life. Yeah, I want kids so that they can work.

682
00:29:59,880 --> 00:30:04,600
Speaker 3: For men for the salt mines.

683
00:30:05,600 --> 00:30:07,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm thinking of like popping out a few, throwing

684
00:30:07,680 --> 00:30:10,000
Speaker 1: them in the minds with a bird.

685
00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:18,240
Speaker 2: Canary, got me a canary? Yeah?

686
00:30:18,280 --> 00:30:20,320
Speaker 3: Well, fashion week is insane.

687
00:30:21,040 --> 00:30:22,840
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, this is Drew's first fashion week.

688
00:30:23,360 --> 00:30:24,160
Speaker 2: What are your thoughts?

689
00:30:24,320 --> 00:30:28,200
Speaker 3: This ship is fucking crazy. I don't know how the

690
00:30:28,240 --> 00:30:33,360
Speaker 3: girls do it. Dare I say braver than the Marines,

691
00:30:33,480 --> 00:30:36,800
Speaker 3: or braver than an iPhone or braver than an Android user.

692
00:30:38,160 --> 00:30:40,240
Speaker 3: Instead of saying braver than the Marines, We're gonna start

693
00:30:40,240 --> 00:30:42,880
Speaker 3: saying braver than an Android user. And I don't give

694
00:30:42,920 --> 00:30:44,719
Speaker 3: a fuck if I get in trouble for that, I

695
00:30:44,760 --> 00:30:46,360
Speaker 3: don't care. I really don't care.

696
00:30:48,440 --> 00:30:50,680
Speaker 2: That's the best son ever. Their sound design is down.

697
00:30:51,160 --> 00:30:55,680
Speaker 3: I hear that in public. I laugh uncontrollably, like no

698
00:30:55,720 --> 00:30:59,720
Speaker 3: matter what, I'll be like, it's crazy, it's just what

699
00:30:59,800 --> 00:31:07,200
Speaker 3: I'm uncontrollably and the TikTok I literally die. I'm dead. No,

700
00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:09,960
Speaker 3: I'm dead as fuck? Was I saying? What was I saying?

701
00:31:10,400 --> 00:31:12,000
Speaker 1: You were saying that when you hear it in public,

702
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:15,000
Speaker 1: you get dead as fuck? But before that, you were

703
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:16,640
Speaker 1: saying that, I don't care if I get in trouble

704
00:31:16,680 --> 00:31:20,680
Speaker 1: for saying that Android users are braver than the Marines.

705
00:31:20,760 --> 00:31:22,160
Speaker 3: But what was I saying that too?

706
00:31:22,680 --> 00:31:24,880
Speaker 1: You? I was saying, you said the Fashion Week girl.

707
00:31:24,920 --> 00:31:26,760
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, let me tap back in, let me talk

708
00:31:26,800 --> 00:31:28,400
Speaker 3: back in, let me tap back in, let me talk

709
00:31:28,520 --> 00:31:30,480
Speaker 3: back in. I'm the top two women.

710
00:31:30,960 --> 00:31:33,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was We don't you don't use those terms

711
00:31:33,560 --> 00:31:36,280
Speaker 1: for like straight like relationships.

712
00:31:36,600 --> 00:31:38,760
Speaker 2: What do you know? Do you know what that means? No?

713
00:31:38,880 --> 00:31:46,400
Speaker 3: Okay, but I think Fashion Week is fucking crazy, and

714
00:31:46,440 --> 00:31:47,960
Speaker 3: I won't go any further because I do want to

715
00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:51,280
Speaker 3: participate more. Yeah, I think it's speak my peace of

716
00:31:51,320 --> 00:31:51,760
Speaker 3: mind soon.

717
00:31:51,960 --> 00:31:54,920
Speaker 1: I mean, most people know that it's definitely like a game.

718
00:31:54,680 --> 00:31:57,160
Speaker 3: Of a multi level marketing scheme.

719
00:31:57,720 --> 00:32:01,080
Speaker 1: It's definitely a game of playing your cards right and

720
00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:04,280
Speaker 1: being able to interact on a social level, which is

721
00:32:04,320 --> 00:32:08,360
Speaker 1: why I think I'm pretty bad at it, because I'm

722
00:32:08,360 --> 00:32:11,080
Speaker 1: not really good at getting in a room and shutting

723
00:32:11,120 --> 00:32:12,920
Speaker 1: the fuck up and being a pretty girl.

724
00:32:12,960 --> 00:32:14,200
Speaker 2: I'm really good at getting in a.

725
00:32:14,240 --> 00:32:17,000
Speaker 1: Room and talking about balls in my butt yes, and

726
00:32:17,040 --> 00:32:17,880
Speaker 1: farting and.

727
00:32:17,840 --> 00:32:20,200
Speaker 3: Like we're just so I think people love.

728
00:32:21,280 --> 00:32:24,840
Speaker 2: People are definitely like a bit like she's a lot.

729
00:32:24,800 --> 00:32:27,479
Speaker 3: Like I had school, but she's a lot met like

730
00:32:27,760 --> 00:32:31,400
Speaker 3: someone in a position of authority that like we've been

731
00:32:31,440 --> 00:32:34,960
Speaker 3: goofy around that hasn't loved it, Like I feel like

732
00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:37,320
Speaker 3: everybody in this industry has been like, oh my god,

733
00:32:37,320 --> 00:32:38,480
Speaker 3: this is like a breath of fresh air.

734
00:32:38,560 --> 00:32:40,080
Speaker 1: But you know what's fucked up is I think a

735
00:32:40,120 --> 00:32:41,920
Speaker 1: lot of people in this industry will love it.

736
00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:45,400
Speaker 3: For my ego is fucking insane. What I just start,

737
00:32:45,520 --> 00:32:48,560
Speaker 3: I say shit, And I don't even realize how ego

738
00:32:48,840 --> 00:32:53,640
Speaker 3: testical it sounds. I don't understand like how ego testical

739
00:32:53,680 --> 00:32:54,280
Speaker 3: it sounds.

740
00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:58,440
Speaker 1: Well, I don't think it's egotistical because we haven't had

741
00:32:58,480 --> 00:33:02,000
Speaker 1: anybody like outwardly respond negatively to us, at least we

742
00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:04,480
Speaker 1: haven't heard it. But I know for a fact people

743
00:33:04,560 --> 00:33:06,320
Speaker 1: have met us and been like the they are too

744
00:33:06,360 --> 00:33:09,560
Speaker 1: fucking much, like yeah, there's there's just no way because

745
00:33:09,560 --> 00:33:12,880
Speaker 1: we're just so abrasive. I think we're definitely a polarizing

746
00:33:13,360 --> 00:33:15,880
Speaker 1: set of people. Maybe me more so than you, because

747
00:33:15,920 --> 00:33:18,920
Speaker 1: you're definitely like on the more timid side. When you

748
00:33:18,960 --> 00:33:20,160
Speaker 1: first meet someone.

749
00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:23,480
Speaker 3: I just don't talk. Yeah, I talk, but I'm when

750
00:33:23,480 --> 00:33:26,440
Speaker 3: i'm crazy, I'm crazy. And then I can read. I

751
00:33:26,480 --> 00:33:29,480
Speaker 3: can read energies really well, like I can read vibes.

752
00:33:29,480 --> 00:33:32,160
Speaker 3: I can read the room, and I'm like, Okay, they're

753
00:33:32,160 --> 00:33:35,040
Speaker 3: obviously not fucking with what I'm putting down, so I'm

754
00:33:35,040 --> 00:33:38,280
Speaker 3: just gonna mellow down a chameleon too their level. That's

755
00:33:38,360 --> 00:33:40,600
Speaker 3: one thing about me is I can shape shift my

756
00:33:40,640 --> 00:33:43,360
Speaker 3: personal It's no I am like the fakest bitch in

757
00:33:43,360 --> 00:33:43,640
Speaker 3: the room.

758
00:33:43,680 --> 00:33:45,800
Speaker 2: It is, I'm the Vegas in the room.

759
00:33:45,960 --> 00:33:48,560
Speaker 3: It is really scary. I can like play a character

760
00:33:49,640 --> 00:33:50,120
Speaker 3: so well.

761
00:33:50,280 --> 00:33:55,520
Speaker 1: Me when I'm in my self tape, I'm an actor actor.

762
00:33:55,880 --> 00:33:57,640
Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm a chameleon. Anything you tell me, I

763
00:33:57,680 --> 00:34:01,040
Speaker 2: can play a character so well. They're like, then they're like, oh,

764
00:34:01,200 --> 00:34:02,160
Speaker 2: say you're a heightened age.

765
00:34:02,160 --> 00:34:03,640
Speaker 1: I'm like, my name is and you manager. I could

766
00:34:03,680 --> 00:34:07,400
Speaker 1: play a character very well. I'm five foot three, five

767
00:34:07,400 --> 00:34:08,799
Speaker 1: foot four. On a good day, I think i'm five

768
00:34:08,840 --> 00:34:11,719
Speaker 1: foot four. I'm not five foot three anymore, at least

769
00:34:11,719 --> 00:34:13,040
Speaker 1: in my head. I don't think I'm five for three.

770
00:34:13,080 --> 00:34:14,160
Speaker 3: I'm six to two.

771
00:34:14,880 --> 00:34:16,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, not six two, babe.

772
00:34:16,480 --> 00:34:18,879
Speaker 1: I literally am, babe, you are not six two.

773
00:34:19,400 --> 00:34:20,239
Speaker 3: I'm not six two.

774
00:34:20,760 --> 00:34:23,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, thank you. I can tell I'm.

775
00:34:23,480 --> 00:34:25,960
Speaker 3: Six to one. Sometimes you just have to add ninch.

776
00:34:27,160 --> 00:34:31,399
Speaker 2: Me about my wiener. But I think definitely people find

777
00:34:31,480 --> 00:34:32,640
Speaker 2: us appealing.

778
00:34:32,400 --> 00:34:36,080
Speaker 1: For their personal lives, but maybe not a work scenario

779
00:34:36,160 --> 00:34:37,160
Speaker 1: where I think I'm in.

780
00:34:37,160 --> 00:34:39,520
Speaker 3: A ego testicle like an egomaniac.

781
00:34:39,800 --> 00:34:41,719
Speaker 2: You do have huge ego testicles.

782
00:34:43,160 --> 00:34:47,200
Speaker 3: I am gonna start saying ego testicle like so casually

783
00:34:47,200 --> 00:34:51,920
Speaker 3: in conversation, like, oh, it's an evil eagle, it's an

784
00:34:51,960 --> 00:34:54,240
Speaker 3: ego testical, like maniacal freak.

785
00:34:54,440 --> 00:34:57,640
Speaker 2: You need to stand off with that damn name, bitch.

786
00:34:58,239 --> 00:35:01,240
Speaker 2: That's gonna be so annoying to keep trying. I do, okay,

787
00:35:02,920 --> 00:35:06,560
Speaker 2: but yeah, Also, is this a cow? What is this drawing?

788
00:35:06,719 --> 00:35:08,440
Speaker 3: I think it's a cow with a cross.

789
00:35:08,800 --> 00:35:10,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's really freaking me out.

790
00:35:10,480 --> 00:35:11,520
Speaker 3: I ostensive.

791
00:35:12,320 --> 00:35:14,480
Speaker 1: I need chapstick so bad because my lips have been

792
00:35:14,520 --> 00:35:16,839
Speaker 1: chapped like all fucking day, and for the first time ever,

793
00:35:16,880 --> 00:35:18,280
Speaker 1: I don't have it in my purse because.

794
00:35:18,040 --> 00:35:19,600
Speaker 3: I've been switching for cool. I have a note that's

795
00:35:19,680 --> 00:35:21,960
Speaker 3: literally twenty six one.

796
00:35:22,960 --> 00:35:25,040
Speaker 1: How do you feel when this episode comes out? You'll

797
00:35:25,080 --> 00:35:29,640
Speaker 1: be twenty five, seventeen, You'll be seventeen.

798
00:35:29,680 --> 00:35:30,680
Speaker 2: I mean, sorry, I was.

799
00:35:33,800 --> 00:35:38,399
Speaker 3: It'll be good, It'll be good. Whoa, I don't want

800
00:35:38,400 --> 00:35:39,040
Speaker 3: to talk about it.

801
00:35:39,719 --> 00:35:40,560
Speaker 2: About it?

802
00:35:40,760 --> 00:35:41,319
Speaker 3: Oh my god.

803
00:35:41,760 --> 00:35:44,520
Speaker 1: It is funny being the age of like all the

804
00:35:44,560 --> 00:35:48,319
Speaker 1: Finders that I used to make fun of for being

805
00:35:48,360 --> 00:35:50,480
Speaker 1: on the Internet. I'd be like, bro, you're so old,

806
00:35:50,600 --> 00:35:51,960
Speaker 1: why are you on the internet?

807
00:35:51,960 --> 00:35:53,000
Speaker 3: The fuck off the Internet.

808
00:35:53,120 --> 00:35:56,720
Speaker 2: Now I'm that age, which is funny.

809
00:35:57,000 --> 00:35:58,759
Speaker 1: Now I'm at the point when when I meet a

810
00:35:58,760 --> 00:36:01,120
Speaker 1: twenty year old, I feel like the annoying old person

811
00:36:01,120 --> 00:36:04,279
Speaker 1: who's like, you're twenty yeah, and it freaks me out,

812
00:36:04,280 --> 00:36:06,640
Speaker 1: but I'm not doing it on purpose. But then I

813
00:36:06,680 --> 00:36:08,799
Speaker 1: get sub conscious and self conscious.

814
00:36:10,560 --> 00:36:14,440
Speaker 3: What's a good one for self conscious? Self conscience? Shelf confidence,

815
00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:16,719
Speaker 3: self conscious?

816
00:36:17,320 --> 00:36:20,200
Speaker 2: Conscience conscious self conscious?

817
00:36:21,360 --> 00:36:26,000
Speaker 1: And then I get conscience, I get subconscious and self conscious,

818
00:36:26,040 --> 00:36:27,480
Speaker 1: shelf conscience.

819
00:36:28,880 --> 00:36:30,480
Speaker 2: Self conscious is too much?

820
00:36:30,800 --> 00:36:35,399
Speaker 1: I get yeah, I get really like sub conscious and

821
00:36:35,440 --> 00:36:36,320
Speaker 1: self conscious.

822
00:36:37,600 --> 00:36:42,920
Speaker 4: It looks so grumbling, and I just really think about

823
00:36:42,920 --> 00:36:45,000
Speaker 4: my age and it freaks me out, and it's really

824
00:36:45,160 --> 00:36:47,359
Speaker 4: interesting how much I thought I would have done by

825
00:36:47,360 --> 00:36:49,040
Speaker 4: this time, and I'm this agent.

826
00:36:49,120 --> 00:36:51,080
Speaker 2: I still have so much to do, which is like.

827
00:36:51,080 --> 00:36:59,799
Speaker 1: Both nice and terrifying because it's nice because yeah, I'm

828
00:36:59,800 --> 00:37:02,479
Speaker 1: like good, I have so many years left to live.

829
00:37:02,800 --> 00:37:04,480
Speaker 1: I have so much to do. I have so much

830
00:37:04,520 --> 00:37:06,520
Speaker 1: time to do. That if I'm lucky enough not to

831
00:37:06,560 --> 00:37:08,400
Speaker 1: die on my plane flight, on my flight.

832
00:37:08,200 --> 00:37:09,799
Speaker 2: Tomorrow, on my plane flighting.

833
00:37:11,080 --> 00:37:13,239
Speaker 1: On my plane tomorrow, that's gonna be awesome, if I

834
00:37:13,280 --> 00:37:13,880
Speaker 1: surply be.

835
00:37:13,880 --> 00:37:15,600
Speaker 2: Because every time I get on a plane, I think

836
00:37:15,600 --> 00:37:16,320
Speaker 2: it's gonna cry.

837
00:37:16,400 --> 00:37:18,520
Speaker 3: I know it's really bad. I text everyone I know

838
00:37:18,600 --> 00:37:19,360
Speaker 3: I love.

839
00:37:19,480 --> 00:37:21,520
Speaker 2: I love you so many much, like I love you

840
00:37:21,560 --> 00:37:23,799
Speaker 2: so much, like am me texting my dad? I love

841
00:37:23,800 --> 00:37:24,279
Speaker 2: you so much?

842
00:37:24,360 --> 00:37:25,799
Speaker 3: I could like taking.

843
00:37:25,640 --> 00:37:28,319
Speaker 1: Off Sometimes if I'm only texting one person and I

844
00:37:28,360 --> 00:37:30,799
Speaker 1: forget to text everybody, I'll be like I feel so

845
00:37:30,880 --> 00:37:32,200
Speaker 1: loved in my life and I love everything.

846
00:37:32,280 --> 00:37:35,280
Speaker 3: You know, it's crazy? Crazy?

847
00:37:35,440 --> 00:37:36,320
Speaker 2: Is that crazy?

848
00:37:37,239 --> 00:37:42,160
Speaker 3: Is that I will literally sit on my flight for

849
00:37:42,280 --> 00:37:46,120
Speaker 3: like the first fifteen minutes, like convinced that it's going

850
00:37:46,200 --> 00:37:48,240
Speaker 3: to go down same in my.

851
00:37:48,160 --> 00:37:50,760
Speaker 2: Head, likely to go down in the takeoff and landing.

852
00:37:50,960 --> 00:37:54,880
Speaker 3: In my head, I'm riding like monologues of what like

853
00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:57,200
Speaker 3: I when the plane's going down. What I'm going to

854
00:37:57,280 --> 00:38:01,759
Speaker 3: FaceTime two people when the plane's going down and be

855
00:38:01,840 --> 00:38:03,560
Speaker 3: like I love you so much and who I'm gonna

856
00:38:03,560 --> 00:38:05,319
Speaker 3: call and what I'm going to say. And then I

857
00:38:05,360 --> 00:38:08,840
Speaker 3: go as far as writing notes in my notes app.

858
00:38:09,040 --> 00:38:11,680
Speaker 2: So that they upload to like ICO see them.

859
00:38:11,560 --> 00:38:14,279
Speaker 3: I know exactly, so they can see them after the plane.

860
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:17,000
Speaker 2: Crashes subconsciously consciously.

861
00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:21,560
Speaker 3: But let's talk about at the fashion show one of

862
00:38:21,600 --> 00:38:25,319
Speaker 3: my favorite musicians of all time wanting to have sex

863
00:38:25,360 --> 00:38:25,600
Speaker 3: with me.

864
00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:28,919
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's talk about it. That's as far as it goes.

865
00:38:29,760 --> 00:38:33,680
Speaker 1: But like you can vouch, I can vouch that a

866
00:38:33,800 --> 00:38:34,800
Speaker 1: staring was.

867
00:38:34,680 --> 00:38:38,439
Speaker 3: Happening and I was not. I was not having it.

868
00:38:38,560 --> 00:38:40,880
Speaker 3: It was like, no, yeah, don't do this to me.

869
00:38:42,120 --> 00:38:44,560
Speaker 3: I'm just so desired, y'all. Like it really is crazy?

870
00:38:44,600 --> 00:38:46,120
Speaker 1: How to I mean, I was sitting next to you,

871
00:38:46,120 --> 00:38:47,399
Speaker 1: so I could have been either one of us.

872
00:38:47,520 --> 00:38:53,240
Speaker 3: No, it was one hundred percent me it yeah, no doubt.

873
00:38:54,200 --> 00:38:55,080
Speaker 2: Well I think it was me.

874
00:38:57,280 --> 00:39:00,200
Speaker 3: Oh my god, why would it ever be you when

875
00:39:00,200 --> 00:39:01,160
Speaker 3: I'm sitting next to you?

876
00:39:01,239 --> 00:39:02,719
Speaker 2: Take me me?

877
00:39:05,040 --> 00:39:07,560
Speaker 1: But yeah, well said consciously, I thought it was me,

878
00:39:08,120 --> 00:39:11,680
Speaker 1: So you know, yeah, we're never going to be able

879
00:39:11,680 --> 00:39:13,319
Speaker 1: to do a drunk episode with the both of us

880
00:39:13,400 --> 00:39:14,879
Speaker 1: because Drew as straight edge.

881
00:39:14,880 --> 00:39:17,799
Speaker 3: Now it's crazy Drew is a reformed straight They just

882
00:39:17,840 --> 00:39:21,640
Speaker 3: invited me out after this and he's freaking with no,

883
00:39:22,680 --> 00:39:24,719
Speaker 3: and I literally am like, how can I get out

884
00:39:24,719 --> 00:39:25,960
Speaker 3: of this? I do not want to go.

885
00:39:26,120 --> 00:39:28,239
Speaker 1: You don't have to go because even me going is

886
00:39:28,239 --> 00:39:30,080
Speaker 1: pushing it because our flight is tomorrow morning.

887
00:39:30,160 --> 00:39:32,600
Speaker 3: But Whitney was like so hurt when I said no,

888
00:39:32,719 --> 00:39:34,080
Speaker 3: and I was like, damn yeah, because.

889
00:39:33,880 --> 00:39:35,680
Speaker 1: They don't want to go out dancing. It'd be nice,

890
00:39:35,920 --> 00:39:37,680
Speaker 1: it'd be nice subconsciously.

891
00:39:39,640 --> 00:39:41,000
Speaker 3: I don't think I will this time.

892
00:39:41,400 --> 00:39:43,440
Speaker 1: You don't think sub consciously you'll wish.

893
00:39:43,160 --> 00:39:51,000
Speaker 3: You fuck up? Oh my god, that's not even our joke.

894
00:39:51,080 --> 00:39:54,520
Speaker 3: That's literally Joe Siah's joke that we stole from him.

895
00:39:55,120 --> 00:39:57,520
Speaker 2: It's so can I wish I remember the other one?

896
00:39:57,760 --> 00:40:01,520
Speaker 2: It's subconscious and something else? What is the other one?

897
00:40:01,560 --> 00:40:04,200
Speaker 1: Also, we might have been yelling this whole episode because

898
00:40:04,200 --> 00:40:05,560
Speaker 1: we put the MIC's so loud.

899
00:40:05,760 --> 00:40:08,000
Speaker 3: I'm eat this, I'm eating this, fucking Mico.

900
00:40:08,040 --> 00:40:10,080
Speaker 2: I'm gonna eat you out. I'm beat you up.

901
00:40:13,880 --> 00:40:14,880
Speaker 3: Wait what.

902
00:40:16,440 --> 00:40:18,440
Speaker 2: Me when I'm late to the joke? Though?

903
00:40:19,200 --> 00:40:21,799
Speaker 3: What else can we talk about. Okay, no one's talking

904
00:40:21,800 --> 00:40:24,200
Speaker 3: about how me, you and Barbie are in a three

905
00:40:24,239 --> 00:40:28,360
Speaker 3: way relationship and that the internet just hasn't broke it yet.

906
00:40:29,360 --> 00:40:31,919
Speaker 3: What that me, you and Barbie are in a three

907
00:40:31,920 --> 00:40:35,759
Speaker 3: way relationship. I don't give a fuck, But.

908
00:40:35,680 --> 00:40:38,360
Speaker 2: She like asked you not to say that, Like we're.

909
00:40:38,160 --> 00:40:40,440
Speaker 3: Like of being hidden. I'm tired of being hidden.

910
00:40:40,680 --> 00:40:41,560
Speaker 2: Well that's just what.

911
00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:44,959
Speaker 1: The price that comes with dating such a like gorgeous woman,

912
00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:49,799
Speaker 1: A gorgeous woman, gorgeous. Sorry, she's just so gorgeous that

913
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:51,120
Speaker 1: gorgeous I was.

914
00:40:51,160 --> 00:40:53,319
Speaker 2: I'm really trying to make every word pronounce it wrong.

915
00:40:54,600 --> 00:40:56,520
Speaker 1: I think I want to go back to a time

916
00:40:56,560 --> 00:40:59,200
Speaker 1: when like I wasn't allowed to drive, like I don't wanna.

917
00:41:00,040 --> 00:41:01,160
Speaker 2: I don't want to be able to work.

918
00:41:01,320 --> 00:41:04,200
Speaker 1: I'm I'm honestly like, we got to get over this

919
00:41:04,320 --> 00:41:07,879
Speaker 1: hump of like girls like working, Like I don't want

920
00:41:07,880 --> 00:41:10,000
Speaker 1: to work anymore. I don't want to do anything, even

921
00:41:10,040 --> 00:41:13,040
Speaker 1: though my job isn't very taxing. So I'm complaining kind

922
00:41:13,080 --> 00:41:15,480
Speaker 1: of from a throne, and it's a little bit dismissive

923
00:41:15,520 --> 00:41:17,799
Speaker 1: of people who actually have to work when my work

924
00:41:17,880 --> 00:41:20,360
Speaker 1: is on my iPhone. But I just don't want to

925
00:41:20,400 --> 00:41:22,560
Speaker 1: do it anymore. And I'm really sorry, and I'm sorry

926
00:41:22,560 --> 00:41:24,399
Speaker 1: to my family. I know I told you i'd get

927
00:41:24,400 --> 00:41:25,960
Speaker 1: you out the dirt and like maybe get you a

928
00:41:25,960 --> 00:41:28,799
Speaker 1: house one day. But that's a lot of work and

929
00:41:28,920 --> 00:41:31,280
Speaker 1: I just don't want to do it. It's a lot of responsibility.

930
00:41:31,360 --> 00:41:33,280
Speaker 1: I just think i'd rather like chill.

931
00:41:33,680 --> 00:41:35,040
Speaker 2: That's my vibe recently.

932
00:41:34,719 --> 00:41:37,440
Speaker 3: Like I just want to chill, honest, so true.

933
00:41:37,680 --> 00:41:39,800
Speaker 1: I just want to exist and chick one hundred.

934
00:41:41,520 --> 00:41:42,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I think we could.

935
00:41:42,800 --> 00:41:46,439
Speaker 1: We could definitely, like we could social network our way there.

936
00:41:46,680 --> 00:41:48,680
Speaker 2: Maybe I don't think we could.

937
00:41:48,760 --> 00:41:50,280
Speaker 3: I would have sex with Elon Musk.

938
00:41:50,760 --> 00:41:51,640
Speaker 2: That's really nasty.

939
00:41:51,800 --> 00:41:53,440
Speaker 3: I really would if I would have sex.

940
00:41:53,280 --> 00:41:54,879
Speaker 2: With a lot of people, but not Elon Musk.

941
00:41:54,920 --> 00:41:57,480
Speaker 3: If it meant that I could have the world, I

942
00:41:57,480 --> 00:41:58,000
Speaker 3: would do it.

943
00:41:58,360 --> 00:42:01,520
Speaker 1: I mean, Grimes did it, but I don't think she

944
00:42:01,600 --> 00:42:03,759
Speaker 1: needed to. She was just like she's just that kind

945
00:42:03,760 --> 00:42:06,799
Speaker 1: of girl. I wouldn't have sex with him. I would

946
00:42:06,880 --> 00:42:08,760
Speaker 1: not have sex with him for any amount of money.

947
00:42:09,280 --> 00:42:10,280
Speaker 2: There's like a lot of people.

948
00:42:10,320 --> 00:42:12,319
Speaker 1: As much as I want everything in the world, there's

949
00:42:12,360 --> 00:42:14,080
Speaker 1: a lot of people I wouldn't have sex with to

950
00:42:14,080 --> 00:42:15,800
Speaker 1: get to it. But there's a lot of people I

951
00:42:15,840 --> 00:42:20,400
Speaker 1: would have sex with for free and immediately without question.

952
00:42:22,480 --> 00:42:25,720
Speaker 3: What's his name from ex Machina.

953
00:42:25,800 --> 00:42:30,120
Speaker 2: Oh, Oscar Isaac. We mentioned Oscar Isaac every episode. He

954
00:42:31,400 --> 00:42:32,360
Speaker 2: is my it man.

955
00:42:32,840 --> 00:42:37,759
Speaker 1: I love him so much, Oscar Isaac. Honestly, this is

956
00:42:37,800 --> 00:42:39,520
Speaker 1: a gross one. Willem Dafoe.

957
00:42:40,120 --> 00:42:45,280
Speaker 3: We saw his giant wiener. It's a massive I'm literally

958
00:42:45,320 --> 00:42:45,880
Speaker 3: not joking.

959
00:42:46,719 --> 00:42:48,839
Speaker 2: Get it, Yeah, he can get it.

960
00:42:48,880 --> 00:42:51,840
Speaker 3: Will the flum float.

961
00:42:53,560 --> 00:42:59,960
Speaker 1: I'm trying to suck on that, Willem flum Float. Try

962
00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:01,680
Speaker 1: don't think of any other like what what are like

963
00:43:01,800 --> 00:43:04,680
Speaker 1: really gnarly like celebrities who you're like, oh, you can

964
00:43:04,719 --> 00:43:07,480
Speaker 1: get it, like just like nasty dude.

965
00:43:07,520 --> 00:43:09,520
Speaker 3: I always forget his name. But he's from the OZ.

966
00:43:12,840 --> 00:43:14,120
Speaker 3: I'm the prison show.

967
00:43:14,920 --> 00:43:18,040
Speaker 1: I don't know what that is that doesn't exist. Oh

968
00:43:18,040 --> 00:43:20,400
Speaker 1: good news is I looked at the ox oh ze.

969
00:43:22,200 --> 00:43:24,759
Speaker 3: Now, why the fuck is Christian texting me from his

970
00:43:24,800 --> 00:43:28,680
Speaker 3: goddamn flip phone again? I'm gonna say, put that shit away.

971
00:43:28,719 --> 00:43:31,200
Speaker 3: He tried so hard to make it fucking happy.

972
00:43:32,800 --> 00:43:38,560
Speaker 2: Is it that guy or like the main guy? Look

973
00:43:38,600 --> 00:43:41,880
Speaker 2: up cast. If it's the guy who.

974
00:43:41,760 --> 00:43:44,680
Speaker 1: I'm thinking of, it's you're done because you can't even

975
00:43:44,719 --> 00:43:47,080
Speaker 1: say that one publicly because that one's really fucking nasty.

976
00:43:47,160 --> 00:43:54,040
Speaker 2: Drew, Oh, that's not the worst. He just looks like

977
00:43:54,400 --> 00:43:57,680
Speaker 2: literally a sim's character or something. He actually looks like

978
00:43:57,719 --> 00:43:58,600
Speaker 2: he's made of clay.

979
00:43:59,640 --> 00:44:03,480
Speaker 1: He looks like this person looks like he's molded from

980
00:44:03,520 --> 00:44:04,520
Speaker 1: clay and not.

981
00:44:05,120 --> 00:44:08,440
Speaker 3: The thing is is, if you get it, you get it.

982
00:44:08,800 --> 00:44:13,120
Speaker 3: If you know why, if you know why, you know why,

983
00:44:13,480 --> 00:44:16,359
Speaker 3: And that's that, Like, I swear to God, I'll tell

984
00:44:16,360 --> 00:44:18,839
Speaker 3: you after this, But if you get it, you get it.

985
00:44:20,160 --> 00:44:22,040
Speaker 1: I'm trying to think of a really gnarly one on

986
00:44:22,040 --> 00:44:24,000
Speaker 1: my behalf, like I one that I've said and people

987
00:44:24,080 --> 00:44:29,680
Speaker 1: have been like, I can't think.

988
00:44:29,719 --> 00:44:31,960
Speaker 2: I think Williem Dafoe is like probably the most.

989
00:44:31,719 --> 00:44:35,279
Speaker 1: Like but he's he was really hot when he was

990
00:44:35,320 --> 00:44:37,040
Speaker 1: younger too, so that's like not the craziest.

991
00:44:37,239 --> 00:44:40,719
Speaker 3: Mine is like my woman crushes like Beyonce or like

992
00:44:40,800 --> 00:44:44,160
Speaker 3: Britney Spears or Lana del Rey, just.

993
00:44:44,120 --> 00:44:51,000
Speaker 2: Like really prominent. Yeah, but those are just like really they're.

994
00:44:50,840 --> 00:44:53,120
Speaker 3: All so hot with big boobs.

995
00:44:53,800 --> 00:44:57,280
Speaker 2: But those are I mean, do you like their music

996
00:44:57,320 --> 00:44:57,920
Speaker 2: and stuff?

997
00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:01,480
Speaker 3: No? I don't listen the girl musicians.

998
00:45:01,640 --> 00:45:03,880
Speaker 2: Okay, Oh well damn, what you say.

999
00:45:03,840 --> 00:45:05,760
Speaker 3: I don't listen to pop stars.

1000
00:45:05,600 --> 00:45:06,839
Speaker 2: Okay, but you just want to.

1001
00:45:06,800 --> 00:45:08,560
Speaker 3: Like I listened to death Tones.

1002
00:45:09,440 --> 00:45:10,560
Speaker 2: You are a Death Tones girl.

1003
00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:12,399
Speaker 3: You can't have hate without love.

1004
00:45:12,520 --> 00:45:15,200
Speaker 1: You have to be the most polarizing thing ever, and

1005
00:45:15,239 --> 00:45:15,840
Speaker 1: that's why.

1006
00:45:15,680 --> 00:45:16,319
Speaker 2: We're so loud.

1007
00:45:16,360 --> 00:45:18,560
Speaker 3: I can't have hate if you can't have love.

1008
00:45:18,680 --> 00:45:20,680
Speaker 1: No, that's not there's no way. You're the first one

1009
00:45:20,719 --> 00:45:22,239
Speaker 1: to say that. And if you are, it's not the

1010
00:45:22,280 --> 00:45:25,040
Speaker 1: best thing. Like do you think that was good what

1011
00:45:25,120 --> 00:45:25,680
Speaker 1: you just said?

1012
00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:28,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, because if we didn't have hate, we wouldn't know

1013
00:45:28,400 --> 00:45:29,440
Speaker 3: how good love felt.

1014
00:45:29,640 --> 00:45:29,920
Speaker 2: I know.

1015
00:45:29,960 --> 00:45:32,560
Speaker 3: And you keep say heaven is a prison. Heaven is

1016
00:45:32,600 --> 00:45:36,280
Speaker 3: a prison, and I'm not with you. That's tea though.

1017
00:45:36,480 --> 00:45:38,960
Speaker 3: That's it. No, I don't mean like the clothing brand.

1018
00:45:40,360 --> 00:45:46,680
Speaker 3: I mean like actual heaven is a prison. It's a

1019
00:45:46,719 --> 00:45:50,400
Speaker 3: prison experiment, yes, because it's gonna.

1020
00:45:50,160 --> 00:45:51,200
Speaker 2: It's like in the Sopranos.

1021
00:45:51,320 --> 00:45:53,120
Speaker 3: Oh my god, it's it scares the fuck out me

1022
00:45:53,160 --> 00:45:57,240
Speaker 3: thinking about like eternity in heaven with like never feeling

1023
00:45:57,280 --> 00:45:58,319
Speaker 3: anything about it there.

1024
00:45:58,320 --> 00:45:59,480
Speaker 1: I don't want to be in heaven if I can't

1025
00:45:59,480 --> 00:46:01,040
Speaker 1: get on a plan and like go to like the

1026
00:46:01,080 --> 00:46:04,320
Speaker 1: Bahamas like that, Like because.

1027
00:46:04,040 --> 00:46:05,719
Speaker 2: In my head when I think of heaven. What do

1028
00:46:05,760 --> 00:46:06,520
Speaker 2: you think heaven is like?

1029
00:46:06,520 --> 00:46:08,880
Speaker 1: When I think of heaven, I just think it's like

1030
00:46:08,880 --> 00:46:09,760
Speaker 1: like living again.

1031
00:46:10,160 --> 00:46:11,719
Speaker 3: I think it's me and Lona del Rey.

1032
00:46:13,280 --> 00:46:15,600
Speaker 2: You're straight, okay.

1033
00:46:16,120 --> 00:46:19,440
Speaker 3: I think it's me under the Eiffel Tower, just with

1034
00:46:19,520 --> 00:46:25,360
Speaker 3: the one you love. No, heaven is a place on

1035
00:46:25,400 --> 00:46:25,880
Speaker 3: Earth with you.

1036
00:46:26,440 --> 00:46:28,640
Speaker 1: We're some of the worst people in the world, in

1037
00:46:28,680 --> 00:46:31,480
Speaker 1: the world because why do we hate tourists places so much?

1038
00:46:33,960 --> 00:46:34,880
Speaker 3: Because we're different?

1039
00:46:34,920 --> 00:46:36,400
Speaker 2: Because you have to be different.

1040
00:46:36,480 --> 00:46:41,359
Speaker 3: So girls, No, it's really really.

1041
00:46:41,200 --> 00:46:42,440
Speaker 2: Vie literally a disease.

1042
00:46:42,520 --> 00:46:45,239
Speaker 1: It's a disease to be this much of an opposition

1043
00:46:45,760 --> 00:46:46,480
Speaker 1: to everything.

1044
00:46:46,640 --> 00:46:49,360
Speaker 2: Everybody on the planet likes that. I like the second

1045
00:46:49,520 --> 00:46:50,919
Speaker 2: you want to eat near the Eiffel Tower.

1046
00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:52,960
Speaker 3: You know how different I want to be is the

1047
00:46:53,000 --> 00:46:55,640
Speaker 3: second I go mainstream. If I ever do go mainstream,

1048
00:46:55,680 --> 00:47:00,400
Speaker 3: if you bitch, just let it happening, crowd, Jesus fucking Christ, start.

1049
00:47:00,200 --> 00:47:03,239
Speaker 1: Could get my parents house, but no one the brands.

1050
00:47:02,920 --> 00:47:06,200
Speaker 3: Don't like the second I get famous than the second

1051
00:47:06,239 --> 00:47:11,000
Speaker 3: I get mainstream. I am switching up pin hating myself.

1052
00:47:11,520 --> 00:47:12,839
Speaker 3: That's how different I want to be.

1053
00:47:14,280 --> 00:47:17,600
Speaker 2: Like your anti you, I'm not posting photos of myself anymore.

1054
00:47:17,600 --> 00:47:20,399
Speaker 3: I have to be in my anti era anti.

1055
00:47:20,080 --> 00:47:23,600
Speaker 1: By Rihanna or anti like everything, because we're already anti everything.

1056
00:47:24,800 --> 00:47:26,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, I listened to that album again for.

1057
00:47:26,719 --> 00:47:29,839
Speaker 3: The first love. I love Love.

1058
00:47:31,600 --> 00:47:32,640
Speaker 2: Why are you saying it like that?

1059
00:47:32,719 --> 00:47:34,080
Speaker 3: The earthquake is coming in l A.

1060
00:47:34,880 --> 00:47:37,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, the big one. I hope I'm not there.

1061
00:47:38,280 --> 00:47:40,480
Speaker 3: I fear it's coming in the next ten days, and

1062
00:47:40,520 --> 00:47:41,200
Speaker 3: I'm going to be there.

1063
00:47:41,280 --> 00:47:44,200
Speaker 1: Unfortunately, I won't be there, so I'll be chilling, but

1064
00:47:44,280 --> 00:47:45,480
Speaker 1: I'll miss all my things.

1065
00:47:46,160 --> 00:47:47,160
Speaker 2: My things will be last.

1066
00:47:47,480 --> 00:47:48,960
Speaker 3: What about me and a zuel?

1067
00:47:52,040 --> 00:47:56,560
Speaker 2: I can find new ones, you will replace them.

1068
00:47:56,840 --> 00:48:02,520
Speaker 3: What did we have a hypothetical? Oh? I talked about

1069
00:48:02,560 --> 00:48:04,480
Speaker 3: this on your blog, but like, I don't give a fuck.

1070
00:48:05,480 --> 00:48:09,479
Speaker 3: I was telling Enya that today I was gonna split

1071
00:48:09,520 --> 00:48:12,440
Speaker 3: away from her and all of our friends to go

1072
00:48:12,520 --> 00:48:15,120
Speaker 3: explore the catacombs alone, because you can book a tour

1073
00:48:15,200 --> 00:48:17,799
Speaker 3: for like forty eight euros, which is cheap as fuck

1074
00:48:17,880 --> 00:48:20,640
Speaker 3: to go see like skeletons and shit. And I don't

1075
00:48:20,640 --> 00:48:26,160
Speaker 3: know if that's a moral to say. Might be, and

1076
00:48:26,200 --> 00:48:28,439
Speaker 3: I'm sorry if it is, genuinely, but I can't see

1077
00:48:28,440 --> 00:48:30,799
Speaker 3: a reason why it's bad right now. But I said

1078
00:48:30,800 --> 00:48:34,000
Speaker 3: I was going to go explore the catacombs on my own.

1079
00:48:34,960 --> 00:48:36,640
Speaker 3: And then I asked Anny. I was like, oh my god, Like,

1080
00:48:36,840 --> 00:48:39,040
Speaker 3: imagine I got lost in the catacombs. Like what would

1081
00:48:39,040 --> 00:48:41,239
Speaker 3: you do? Like you couldn't fly home, huh? And she

1082
00:48:41,400 --> 00:48:44,480
Speaker 3: was like, no, bitch, I'm flying home. And I was like,

1083
00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:47,400
Speaker 3: if you got lost in the catacombs, I would fucking stay,

1084
00:48:47,440 --> 00:48:49,400
Speaker 3: no matter what, I would be here for you.

1085
00:48:49,600 --> 00:48:50,600
Speaker 2: I don't give a fuck.

1086
00:48:50,800 --> 00:48:52,880
Speaker 3: And she was like dead set, she was dead at

1087
00:48:53,040 --> 00:48:53,920
Speaker 3: no matter of fact.

1088
00:48:55,040 --> 00:48:57,759
Speaker 1: I would return my flight. I would get a La

1089
00:48:57,880 --> 00:49:00,319
Speaker 1: Premier Air France flight, spend all the money I have

1090
00:49:00,360 --> 00:49:03,200
Speaker 1: on that fucking one way ticket, and I'd have so

1091
00:49:03,320 --> 00:49:05,279
Speaker 1: much champagne on the flight that I get drunk and

1092
00:49:05,320 --> 00:49:07,200
Speaker 1: I forgot you even fucking existed.

1093
00:49:08,520 --> 00:49:10,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know how much this hurts.

1094
00:49:10,160 --> 00:49:13,239
Speaker 1: I get home because my dad's fiftieth birthday party, I

1095
00:49:13,320 --> 00:49:16,480
Speaker 1: work again, wake up on Oh that's on Drew's birthday,

1096
00:49:16,680 --> 00:49:19,399
Speaker 1: get drunk his fuck on his birthday, commemorate his life

1097
00:49:19,400 --> 00:49:22,000
Speaker 1: in a way, but also celebrate my dad's fiftieth year

1098
00:49:22,040 --> 00:49:25,560
Speaker 1: of life, and then go the fuck to sleep.

1099
00:49:25,719 --> 00:49:29,279
Speaker 3: I would miss my own birthday to go into those

1100
00:49:29,320 --> 00:49:31,320
Speaker 3: fucking caves. She's trying to put a cigarette on me.

1101
00:49:31,360 --> 00:49:34,560
Speaker 3: I'll see this to go into those fucking caves and

1102
00:49:34,640 --> 00:49:35,640
Speaker 3: get you out on my own.

1103
00:49:36,040 --> 00:49:38,600
Speaker 2: The thing is, okay, here was my take. Here's what

1104
00:49:38,640 --> 00:49:39,960
Speaker 2: I would do if Drew went to the country.

1105
00:49:40,080 --> 00:49:44,800
Speaker 3: Mama Bertram, and that's literally my take is my mama Birtrum,

1106
00:49:45,239 --> 00:49:50,360
Speaker 3: Mama Bertram. Pilot Jones. Harley Davidson and Pilot Jones are dating,

1107
00:49:50,480 --> 00:49:54,719
Speaker 3: and they gave birth to Laurel and Yanny.

1108
00:49:55,120 --> 00:49:57,759
Speaker 1: Oh. I found the golden white dress on.

1109
00:49:58,120 --> 00:49:59,440
Speaker 3: I was about to say, green needle.

1110
00:50:00,239 --> 00:50:01,040
Speaker 2: What the fuck is that?

1111
00:50:01,120 --> 00:50:02,280
Speaker 3: The green needle dress?

1112
00:50:02,480 --> 00:50:03,080
Speaker 2: What is that?

1113
00:50:03,440 --> 00:50:10,839
Speaker 3: Green needle? Green needle? Mm hmm storm, what is that?

1114
00:50:10,920 --> 00:50:20,320
Speaker 2: I'm gonna make you smell like cigarettes, you bitch. H

1115
00:50:20,520 --> 00:50:22,160
Speaker 2: This is our worst episode ever.

1116
00:50:22,520 --> 00:50:24,279
Speaker 1: This is easily our worst episode ever.

1117
00:50:24,400 --> 00:50:26,719
Speaker 2: Okay, here's what I would do in this hypothetical. I

1118
00:50:26,760 --> 00:50:29,560
Speaker 2: would Okay, you didn't give my side of the story.

1119
00:50:29,680 --> 00:50:40,120
Speaker 3: Listen, what do you hear green needle? I hear brainstorm.

1120
00:50:40,920 --> 00:50:49,080
Speaker 3: I swear to god, I do. Now look at brainstorm. Brainstorm.

1121
00:50:49,280 --> 00:50:52,920
Speaker 1: It doesn't say that, it doesn't say it doesn't say brainstorm.

1122
00:50:52,960 --> 00:50:54,440
Speaker 2: And you want to be different, so fucking bad. This

1123
00:50:54,520 --> 00:50:56,879
Speaker 2: is your this is your need to be different.

1124
00:50:56,600 --> 00:51:00,680
Speaker 3: Jumping out on on my entire existence. I hear a

1125
00:51:00,680 --> 00:51:05,720
Speaker 3: brainstorm on my Just like the green and blue dress,

1126
00:51:06,400 --> 00:51:07,759
Speaker 3: just like Laurel and Yanni.

1127
00:51:07,560 --> 00:51:08,400
Speaker 2: You mean white and gold.

1128
00:51:10,080 --> 00:51:11,879
Speaker 3: It is not white and gold because you said blue

1129
00:51:11,880 --> 00:51:12,320
Speaker 3: and black.

1130
00:51:13,200 --> 00:51:15,080
Speaker 1: It's white and gold versus blue and black.

1131
00:51:15,520 --> 00:51:17,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, and it's blue and black.

1132
00:51:17,120 --> 00:51:19,200
Speaker 2: Wait, or is it black and gold versus blue and black?

1133
00:51:19,440 --> 00:51:22,600
Speaker 3: I don't know the I know how it works because

1134
00:51:22,640 --> 00:51:25,320
Speaker 3: it's it's literally white and blue.

1135
00:51:25,760 --> 00:51:28,120
Speaker 1: No that that dress is black and blue.

1136
00:51:28,320 --> 00:51:30,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's black and blue. And I don't give a

1137
00:51:30,080 --> 00:51:31,240
Speaker 3: fuck about what you say.

1138
00:51:31,680 --> 00:51:33,759
Speaker 2: Okay, But the the.

1139
00:51:33,719 --> 00:51:36,600
Speaker 3: Adida sneakers, the new ones that came out, what are

1140
00:51:36,640 --> 00:51:43,600
Speaker 3: you talking about? You've seen it, the Nike shoe, the

1141
00:51:43,719 --> 00:51:46,040
Speaker 3: uh so, the.

1142
00:51:46,400 --> 00:51:49,759
Speaker 2: You're gonna give my side of the story. Basically, here's

1143
00:51:49,760 --> 00:51:50,279
Speaker 2: what would happen.

1144
00:51:50,400 --> 00:51:52,279
Speaker 3: There is no side of your story. You are an

1145
00:51:52,280 --> 00:51:52,839
Speaker 3: evil person.

1146
00:51:53,000 --> 00:51:53,960
Speaker 2: You didn't explain. Okay.

1147
00:51:54,040 --> 00:51:56,640
Speaker 1: So it's my dad's fiftieth birthday, the day before Drews.

1148
00:51:56,680 --> 00:51:58,440
Speaker 1: By the time this comes out, it's already past. I've

1149
00:51:58,440 --> 00:52:00,040
Speaker 1: had the shin dig of my life. It's been the

1150
00:52:00,040 --> 00:52:02,000
Speaker 1: best night of my life. I celebrate my dad's fifty

1151
00:52:02,480 --> 00:52:05,279
Speaker 1: my birthday, because it's okay, it's not my faultday. Both

1152
00:52:05,320 --> 00:52:07,560
Speaker 1: of them happened to fall on milestones. I invited you,

1153
00:52:07,760 --> 00:52:09,080
Speaker 1: I told him I would get him a ticket, and

1154
00:52:09,120 --> 00:52:10,000
Speaker 1: he ignored it.

1155
00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:12,439
Speaker 3: It is just as much the half of my life

1156
00:52:12,480 --> 00:52:15,520
Speaker 3: because I don't plan on living past fifty as it

1157
00:52:15,560 --> 00:52:16,839
Speaker 3: is the half of your father's life.

1158
00:52:16,920 --> 00:52:18,719
Speaker 1: So basically I was with you for the half of

1159
00:52:18,760 --> 00:52:20,280
Speaker 1: your life if you're not living till fifty.

1160
00:52:20,320 --> 00:52:22,560
Speaker 3: So this birthday twenty five days, one half.

1161
00:52:22,800 --> 00:52:24,680
Speaker 1: No, but you said that you don't plan on living

1162
00:52:24,680 --> 00:52:25,360
Speaker 1: past fifty.

1163
00:52:25,560 --> 00:52:27,440
Speaker 3: I plan on living it too. Fifty.

1164
00:52:27,719 --> 00:52:29,680
Speaker 2: Oh well, I'll be there for the day you die.

1165
00:52:30,239 --> 00:52:32,799
Speaker 3: See see how I'm fucking treated this.

1166
00:52:32,880 --> 00:52:36,800
Speaker 1: Okay, So listen, my dad's birthday party is on Drew's birthday,

1167
00:52:36,800 --> 00:52:38,919
Speaker 1: so technically, and we're leaving tomorrow, so let me paint

1168
00:52:38,920 --> 00:52:39,680
Speaker 1: the picture for you.

1169
00:52:39,719 --> 00:52:40,120
Speaker 2: Today.

1170
00:52:40,239 --> 00:52:43,880
Speaker 1: It is March second, tomorrow's March third, which is Friday,

1171
00:52:43,920 --> 00:52:45,760
Speaker 1: and Saturday is March fourth.

1172
00:52:45,520 --> 00:52:47,600
Speaker 2: Which is my dad's birthday party and Drew's birthday.

1173
00:52:47,880 --> 00:52:50,799
Speaker 1: Drew today on March second, was talking about going to

1174
00:52:50,840 --> 00:52:53,160
Speaker 1: the catacombs and getting lost, and I'm like, okay, well,

1175
00:52:53,160 --> 00:52:54,640
Speaker 1: first of all, you're gonna get found. You're not going

1176
00:52:54,719 --> 00:52:56,319
Speaker 1: to die in the catacombs. Like, I don't think it's

1177
00:52:56,360 --> 00:53:01,000
Speaker 1: that big. It's like the screen Kai, it's not that

1178
00:53:01,040 --> 00:53:02,799
Speaker 1: big of a deal. So you're not gonna get lost,

1179
00:53:02,800 --> 00:53:04,080
Speaker 1: and it's not gonna be that big of a deal.

1180
00:53:04,320 --> 00:53:06,120
Speaker 1: So what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna get on

1181
00:53:06,120 --> 00:53:08,120
Speaker 1: the flight back to enjoy my dad's birthday because I

1182
00:53:08,160 --> 00:53:10,200
Speaker 1: just can't miss it. Also, I funded this party. It's

1183
00:53:10,200 --> 00:53:11,680
Speaker 1: the big extravaganza of his life.

1184
00:53:11,719 --> 00:53:12,319
Speaker 2: Like I have to go.

1185
00:53:12,440 --> 00:53:15,000
Speaker 1: Like it's literally like if I if I was investing

1186
00:53:15,040 --> 00:53:16,640
Speaker 1: in a festival, it would be crazy not to go.

1187
00:53:16,719 --> 00:53:18,560
Speaker 1: And that's what my dad's birthday is. It's basically the

1188
00:53:18,560 --> 00:53:20,719
Speaker 1: new Coachella. So I have to go to my dad's

1189
00:53:20,719 --> 00:53:24,319
Speaker 1: Coachella birthday event. And then what happens is right after

1190
00:53:24,360 --> 00:53:25,920
Speaker 1: the party, I'm gonna be drunk as fuck, but I'm

1191
00:53:25,920 --> 00:53:27,600
Speaker 1: gonna get right back on a flight back to Paris

1192
00:53:27,640 --> 00:53:29,839
Speaker 1: because by the time I land back in Paris, they're

1193
00:53:29,880 --> 00:53:30,799
Speaker 1: gonna have found Drew.

1194
00:53:31,040 --> 00:53:33,239
Speaker 2: But it was enough time. Yeah I did. It's actually

1195
00:53:33,320 --> 00:53:34,719
Speaker 2: very impressive because I can't do that.

1196
00:53:36,080 --> 00:53:37,080
Speaker 1: It's been enough time.

1197
00:53:37,520 --> 00:53:38,960
Speaker 3: That might only be a guy thing.

1198
00:53:44,600 --> 00:53:46,160
Speaker 2: Blowing O's is only a guy thing.

1199
00:53:46,480 --> 00:53:50,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, who told you that? Me?

1200
00:53:51,520 --> 00:53:52,160
Speaker 2: I guess it does.

1201
00:53:52,640 --> 00:53:54,600
Speaker 1: That is how that works, if you think it and

1202
00:53:54,680 --> 00:53:58,239
Speaker 1: you're a guy, that's yeah, hm hmm, Like I mean,

1203
00:53:58,320 --> 00:54:04,680
Speaker 1: like you what by the time I get back, it's

1204
00:54:04,680 --> 00:54:06,040
Speaker 1: already been big news in Paris.

1205
00:54:06,120 --> 00:54:08,879
Speaker 2: Drew is famous. He's famous. It's like, but famous kind

1206
00:54:08,880 --> 00:54:10,040
Speaker 2: of in a bad way, because they're.

1207
00:54:09,800 --> 00:54:13,319
Speaker 1: Like, stupid American gets lost in the catacombs, Like that's

1208
00:54:13,360 --> 00:54:15,919
Speaker 1: the I can't it's not a good vibe.

1209
00:54:15,920 --> 00:54:18,120
Speaker 2: But you're famous, and they're all looking for you.

1210
00:54:18,239 --> 00:54:20,040
Speaker 1: And by the time I get back, it's them taking

1211
00:54:20,040 --> 00:54:21,719
Speaker 1: you out of the catacombs. I just so happened to

1212
00:54:21,800 --> 00:54:24,320
Speaker 1: land and get right to the Zara by the catacombs

1213
00:54:24,320 --> 00:54:24,680
Speaker 1: in time.

1214
00:54:24,840 --> 00:54:27,720
Speaker 3: Oh, pushing through the crowd, that's what I get to Drew.

1215
00:54:27,560 --> 00:54:29,560
Speaker 2: And I'm like, oh my god. In the cameras, I'm like,

1216
00:54:29,600 --> 00:54:31,640
Speaker 2: my friend, I've been looking for you, for you for

1217
00:54:31,680 --> 00:54:32,040
Speaker 2: so long.

1218
00:54:32,200 --> 00:54:36,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was looking at how far they famous. Yeah,

1219
00:54:36,080 --> 00:54:37,719
Speaker 3: you would have saved me, but I would have been

1220
00:54:37,800 --> 00:54:39,040
Speaker 3: like dead probably.

1221
00:54:39,480 --> 00:54:40,800
Speaker 2: Well you don't even I don't even.

1222
00:54:40,680 --> 00:54:42,359
Speaker 1: Know if your iPhone works down there, So I want

1223
00:54:42,400 --> 00:54:44,880
Speaker 1: to do, like be outside of the catacombs at Zara.

1224
00:54:44,719 --> 00:54:46,400
Speaker 3: You're going to go in and explore. That's what I

1225
00:54:46,480 --> 00:54:51,400
Speaker 3: discovered today is that the catacombs they built a Zara

1226
00:54:51,600 --> 00:54:54,800
Speaker 3: and a McDonald's a block away, and some dark evil

1227
00:54:54,920 --> 00:54:57,000
Speaker 3: energy is in Zara. And that's how I know.

1228
00:54:57,160 --> 00:55:00,200
Speaker 1: Which is crazy because it's like what I just I yes,

1229
00:55:00,200 --> 00:55:02,319
Speaker 1: I don't really understand the catacombs, Like I don't know

1230
00:55:02,360 --> 00:55:04,080
Speaker 1: what it is, and I hope it doesn't have some

1231
00:55:04,280 --> 00:55:12,160
Speaker 1: historical really devastating like past's Catholicism per So it's my jewelry.

1232
00:55:12,680 --> 00:55:16,799
Speaker 3: What are the catacombs come now?

1233
00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:26,000
Speaker 1: It's really funny because every time I'm in Paris, I'm

1234
00:55:26,000 --> 00:55:27,960
Speaker 1: with a bunch of friends who I know from the US,

1235
00:55:28,400 --> 00:55:30,239
Speaker 1: and then we're all hanging out at a restaurant or

1236
00:55:30,239 --> 00:55:31,680
Speaker 1: something and we're talking and then I have a moment

1237
00:55:31,719 --> 00:55:33,360
Speaker 1: where I like zoom out and I look around and

1238
00:55:33,400 --> 00:55:34,360
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my god, no one.

1239
00:55:34,200 --> 00:55:36,319
Speaker 2: Else here speaks English. I'm freaking out, like I'm like

1240
00:55:36,360 --> 00:55:38,560
Speaker 2: where am I? Why am I here? This is like

1241
00:55:38,600 --> 00:55:41,319
Speaker 2: a different country. I'm gonna scarce me.

1242
00:55:45,200 --> 00:55:48,600
Speaker 1: Do you poop on flights or do you you don't

1243
00:55:48,600 --> 00:55:49,240
Speaker 1: poop on flights?

1244
00:55:49,239 --> 00:55:51,439
Speaker 2: Even that ass flight you don't have to poop once?

1245
00:55:51,680 --> 00:55:52,200
Speaker 3: Not once?

1246
00:55:52,760 --> 00:55:54,000
Speaker 2: Do you? But you just don't poop.

1247
00:55:54,040 --> 00:55:55,799
Speaker 1: So I'm not talking to a real person right now.

1248
00:55:56,480 --> 00:55:58,720
Speaker 3: Literally, if I had to, I literally wouldn't.

1249
00:55:58,800 --> 00:56:00,080
Speaker 1: If you had to poop on a plane, You to

1250
00:56:00,120 --> 00:56:00,800
Speaker 1: poop on a plane?

1251
00:56:03,040 --> 00:56:03,680
Speaker 2: That is weird.

1252
00:56:03,719 --> 00:56:05,920
Speaker 3: I will fuck you.

1253
00:56:05,960 --> 00:56:08,160
Speaker 1: Could be banging down the door till the fucking dogs

1254
00:56:08,160 --> 00:56:08,440
Speaker 1: come home.

1255
00:56:08,480 --> 00:56:09,000
Speaker 2: I don't give a.

1256
00:56:08,920 --> 00:56:11,120
Speaker 1: Fuck, bitch, fuck you, and guess what, I'm gonna play

1257
00:56:11,160 --> 00:56:14,080
Speaker 1: TikTok's loud too. I love getting in a public bathroom

1258
00:56:14,120 --> 00:56:15,919
Speaker 1: and playing TikTok's and watching tiktoks while I shit.

1259
00:56:15,920 --> 00:56:18,920
Speaker 2: I don't give a fuck. This is kind Oh that

1260
00:56:19,080 --> 00:56:21,239
Speaker 2: is that is really good? My next ig pick? Would

1261
00:56:21,280 --> 00:56:22,560
Speaker 2: it be improper to take IGI pick?

1262
00:56:22,560 --> 00:56:24,880
Speaker 1: There? I mean, I posted all my story, so I

1263
00:56:24,960 --> 00:56:26,000
Speaker 1: kind of made food post it.

1264
00:56:27,520 --> 00:56:29,080
Speaker 3: Do you posted the catacombs on your story?

1265
00:56:29,120 --> 00:56:31,400
Speaker 2: Should I go take a picture in Jesus' tomb?

1266
00:56:32,600 --> 00:56:34,040
Speaker 1: Do you think I get flocked with a bunch of

1267
00:56:34,080 --> 00:56:36,040
Speaker 1: like religious people who are like this is so insensitive?

1268
00:56:37,080 --> 00:56:41,160
Speaker 1: Probably he looks so gorgeous there. From here, it looks

1269
00:56:41,160 --> 00:56:48,160
Speaker 1: like you are at the catacombs. What's been your favorite

1270
00:56:48,160 --> 00:56:49,399
Speaker 1: moment being here so far?

1271
00:56:50,719 --> 00:56:57,600
Speaker 3: Um, the McDonald's chicken nuggets. This man, I wish I

1272
00:56:57,640 --> 00:56:58,160
Speaker 3: was joking.

1273
00:56:58,640 --> 00:57:02,960
Speaker 2: You're not joking. Something's wrong with you.

1274
00:57:03,160 --> 00:57:04,680
Speaker 3: It's really easy to please me.

1275
00:57:06,400 --> 00:57:09,000
Speaker 1: I'm so fake because I'm constantly like I hated in Paris,

1276
00:57:09,040 --> 00:57:10,800
Speaker 1: and every time I get here, I'm like this is amazing,

1277
00:57:11,600 --> 00:57:13,800
Speaker 1: and then I leave and I'm like that was fucking awful.

1278
00:57:15,320 --> 00:57:17,240
Speaker 1: Like I love doing them. It's the same thing I

1279
00:57:17,280 --> 00:57:19,160
Speaker 1: do with food where I'm like that tastes disgusting. I

1280
00:57:19,240 --> 00:57:23,320
Speaker 1: need another vibe, like I need to have more of that. Also,

1281
00:57:23,360 --> 00:57:26,480
Speaker 1: I think the workers at the bar think I'm a drunk.

1282
00:57:26,320 --> 00:57:26,960
Speaker 2: At the hotel.

1283
00:57:27,360 --> 00:57:31,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, every night, you've I got sad because I go

1284
00:57:31,440 --> 00:57:33,120
Speaker 1: and order drinks alone and they asked you and they're

1285
00:57:33,120 --> 00:57:34,520
Speaker 1: like you want a drink and he's like no, and

1286
00:57:34,520 --> 00:57:36,160
Speaker 1: then I'm just there alone and then wait.

1287
00:57:36,400 --> 00:57:37,840
Speaker 2: Last night, we.

1288
00:57:37,800 --> 00:57:39,240
Speaker 1: Came back from the Acne show and we were like

1289
00:57:39,280 --> 00:57:41,000
Speaker 1: so tired. I was like, I just need food. I

1290
00:57:41,080 --> 00:57:43,600
Speaker 1: really wanted to try the restaurant at our hotel, which

1291
00:57:43,640 --> 00:57:46,360
Speaker 1: is actually gorgeous. That restaurant is amazing.

1292
00:57:46,440 --> 00:57:50,560
Speaker 3: Amazed, awesome. Sauce.

1293
00:57:51,240 --> 00:57:52,280
Speaker 2: You're pretty awesome sauce.

1294
00:57:52,400 --> 00:57:53,000
Speaker 3: Raffle Copter.

1295
00:57:53,200 --> 00:57:54,520
Speaker 2: You make really awesome sauce.

1296
00:57:54,640 --> 00:57:56,480
Speaker 3: I make raf Copter vibes.

1297
00:57:57,400 --> 00:57:57,840
Speaker 2: You make me.

1298
00:57:58,280 --> 00:58:00,000
Speaker 3: Why am I literally a raffle Coppter vibe?

1299
00:58:01,480 --> 00:58:03,320
Speaker 2: I'm random? I'm so random like that.

1300
00:58:03,440 --> 00:58:05,880
Speaker 3: Oh my god, decinated above your eye?

1301
00:58:05,920 --> 00:58:07,080
Speaker 2: Did you hit your eyes? Kid?

1302
00:58:09,480 --> 00:58:12,200
Speaker 1: I like so many guys with a scar like around

1303
00:58:12,200 --> 00:58:15,440
Speaker 1: their eye, and it's usually like a skateboard hit my face. No.

1304
00:58:15,680 --> 00:58:20,920
Speaker 3: It was at church camp and we were playing ultimate

1305
00:58:21,000 --> 00:58:24,400
Speaker 3: frisbee and one of my friends through my frisbee or

1306
00:58:24,400 --> 00:58:26,560
Speaker 3: through a frisbee for me to catch, and I missed

1307
00:58:26,600 --> 00:58:29,120
Speaker 3: it and it went under a truck that had its

1308
00:58:29,160 --> 00:58:32,360
Speaker 3: tailgate down, and I went underneath and I forgot the

1309
00:58:32,400 --> 00:58:34,320
Speaker 3: tailgate was down, and when I was coming back out,

1310
00:58:34,360 --> 00:58:36,560
Speaker 3: I came out right where the tailgate was and I

1311
00:58:36,640 --> 00:58:39,720
Speaker 3: lifted up really fast and gashed my eyelid open, and

1312
00:58:39,800 --> 00:58:41,800
Speaker 3: it was so sick. I wish there were photos of it,

1313
00:58:42,200 --> 00:58:43,840
Speaker 3: and there was like blood all down.

1314
00:58:43,840 --> 00:58:45,440
Speaker 2: It a viral ONLN.

1315
00:58:45,520 --> 00:58:47,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, it would have been so fucking out, but it was.

1316
00:58:47,600 --> 00:58:49,680
Speaker 3: It was a scary amount of blood, But it didn't

1317
00:58:49,720 --> 00:58:53,040
Speaker 3: really hurt me that bad because like it just didn't

1318
00:58:53,120 --> 00:58:54,960
Speaker 3: hurt for some reason, and I like, look at my

1319
00:58:55,040 --> 00:58:57,600
Speaker 3: body and I'm like, oh my god, that's like a

1320
00:58:57,720 --> 00:59:00,440
Speaker 3: lot of blood. Like it was a serious amount of blood,

1321
00:59:00,480 --> 00:59:03,000
Speaker 3: like half of my face, like covered both my hands,

1322
00:59:03,000 --> 00:59:06,080
Speaker 3: like dripping off my chin onto my chest and body

1323
00:59:06,120 --> 00:59:08,000
Speaker 3: and like so much that I was like leaving a

1324
00:59:08,000 --> 00:59:10,160
Speaker 3: trail of blood. And there was like a little pull

1325
00:59:10,200 --> 00:59:15,040
Speaker 3: of blood in my lap in the car. And at

1326
00:59:15,080 --> 00:59:18,040
Speaker 3: the time, like I was at this church camp. My babysitter,

1327
00:59:18,800 --> 00:59:21,520
Speaker 3: who was also like the youth director at the church,

1328
00:59:23,240 --> 00:59:25,240
Speaker 3: was the one like that was putting on the camp

1329
00:59:25,280 --> 00:59:27,280
Speaker 3: and she rushed me to the hospital because she was

1330
00:59:27,760 --> 00:59:30,480
Speaker 3: like everyone was fucking terrified, but they did a really

1331
00:59:30,480 --> 00:59:32,680
Speaker 3: good job at not acting scared. But I found out

1332
00:59:32,760 --> 00:59:35,520
Speaker 3: like five years later that like people literally thought I

1333
00:59:35,560 --> 00:59:37,080
Speaker 3: was dying. They were like they were like, I've never

1334
00:59:37,160 --> 00:59:39,400
Speaker 3: seen that much blood in my life.

1335
00:59:39,720 --> 00:59:42,320
Speaker 1: Off from that gash, I don't think I ever had

1336
00:59:42,360 --> 00:59:44,680
Speaker 1: any serious injuries as a kid. And then I broke

1337
00:59:44,680 --> 00:59:46,600
Speaker 1: my class because I was responsible and I took care

1338
00:59:46,600 --> 00:59:48,560
Speaker 1: of myself and I was in a idiot fool.

1339
00:59:48,360 --> 00:59:49,760
Speaker 3: And it doesn't know what a clavicle is.

1340
00:59:49,880 --> 00:59:51,880
Speaker 2: I don't, like I'm not kidding, like when you said

1341
00:59:51,920 --> 00:59:54,360
Speaker 2: that I move on, I don't know what that is.

1342
00:59:54,440 --> 00:59:57,600
Speaker 3: It's your colorbone, then fucking call it what it is.

1343
00:59:57,600 --> 00:59:58,440
Speaker 2: It's your collarbone.

1344
00:59:58,480 --> 00:59:59,640
Speaker 3: It is a clavicle.

1345
00:59:59,720 --> 01:00:03,760
Speaker 1: First, no one like why would you even say that.

1346
01:00:03,760 --> 01:00:07,760
Speaker 1: That's like saying like the professional name of you, like

1347
01:00:07,800 --> 01:00:12,520
Speaker 1: your chest, your declotage, your stern No, or I guess

1348
01:00:12,560 --> 01:00:13,960
Speaker 1: that's the medical term, but it'd be.

1349
01:00:13,960 --> 01:00:18,560
Speaker 3: Like you, I've never heard declatagh. No, never make sure

1350
01:00:18,600 --> 01:00:21,200
Speaker 3: that's a word, because now I'm you're making up right now,

1351
01:00:23,160 --> 01:00:27,400
Speaker 3: that is a word. He probably is, I've just never

1352
01:00:27,480 --> 01:00:28,720
Speaker 3: heard it.

1353
01:00:28,960 --> 01:00:31,560
Speaker 1: Deck latagh a low neckline on a woman's dresser, top

1354
01:00:31,560 --> 01:00:33,280
Speaker 1: of a woman's cleavage, as revealed by.

1355
01:00:33,160 --> 01:00:37,040
Speaker 2: A loan leavage. So I guess it's It doesn't mean chest.

1356
01:00:37,120 --> 01:00:41,160
Speaker 1: It means like tits massive, not like sexy word for tits.

1357
01:00:41,560 --> 01:00:44,480
Speaker 3: What what is there to talk about in Paris? Like

1358
01:00:44,520 --> 01:00:47,200
Speaker 3: what is the what is the talk of the city.

1359
01:00:47,320 --> 01:00:49,240
Speaker 2: The talk of the city is that I love walking

1360
01:00:49,240 --> 01:00:50,080
Speaker 2: around alone here.

1361
01:00:50,120 --> 01:00:51,760
Speaker 1: I think this is the only city where I feel

1362
01:00:51,840 --> 01:00:54,320
Speaker 1: really good eating alone, Like it feels nice and like

1363
01:00:54,360 --> 01:00:57,280
Speaker 1: comforting to eat alone. New York I feel good eating alone,

1364
01:00:57,520 --> 01:00:59,919
Speaker 1: l A. Eating alone is too much of a state.

1365
01:01:00,400 --> 01:01:01,760
Speaker 1: And I would say the same about.

1366
01:01:01,560 --> 01:01:03,320
Speaker 2: Like even Miami, like I don't want to eat alone.

1367
01:01:03,360 --> 01:01:03,760
Speaker 2: In Miami.

1368
01:01:03,840 --> 01:01:08,080
Speaker 1: It feels really sad and like disappointing. But like here

1369
01:01:08,120 --> 01:01:09,840
Speaker 1: in New York, I feel like eating alone is a

1370
01:01:09,920 --> 01:01:12,760
Speaker 1: vibe LA. It's not a vibe LA. I feel like

1371
01:01:12,920 --> 01:01:15,080
Speaker 1: people are like, damn, this girl's so sad. She probably

1372
01:01:15,080 --> 01:01:16,640
Speaker 1: just went through a break up. And I'm like, no, dude,

1373
01:01:16,640 --> 01:01:18,400
Speaker 1: I'm just hungry and I want to eat alone. But like,

1374
01:01:18,440 --> 01:01:20,720
Speaker 1: I won't do that alone. I think I'm eaten alone

1375
01:01:20,760 --> 01:01:24,480
Speaker 1: in LA, like out at a restaurant alone maybe three times,

1376
01:01:24,680 --> 01:01:29,200
Speaker 1: maybe four maybe, But you say I don't like doing it.

1377
01:01:29,240 --> 01:01:30,800
Speaker 1: I'll take the food to my car and eat alone

1378
01:01:30,800 --> 01:01:31,160
Speaker 1: in my car.

1379
01:01:31,240 --> 01:01:31,760
Speaker 2: I have done that.

1380
01:01:31,960 --> 01:01:35,640
Speaker 3: I'd eaten alone more in Japan than I have in La.

1381
01:01:36,560 --> 01:01:38,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, Japan it feels good too.

1382
01:01:38,840 --> 01:01:40,880
Speaker 3: Oh my god. We were in Japan last month. Now

1383
01:01:40,880 --> 01:01:43,320
Speaker 3: we're in fucking we were not.

1384
01:01:44,360 --> 01:01:47,760
Speaker 2: I love this place in prison France. We're in prison France.

1385
01:01:48,120 --> 01:01:50,720
Speaker 3: That's why the fucking Eiffel Tower is made out of

1386
01:01:50,760 --> 01:01:56,000
Speaker 3: cag Okay. Paris is hella illuminatied out. It's a weird

1387
01:01:56,080 --> 01:01:58,520
Speaker 3: core here, y'all, Like it's dangerous as fuck.

1388
01:02:00,720 --> 01:02:03,400
Speaker 1: Are you gonna deep dive or like give your conspiracy.

1389
01:02:03,600 --> 01:02:06,160
Speaker 3: Well, just the amount of gold everywhere is weird as fuck.

1390
01:02:06,160 --> 01:02:10,400
Speaker 3: And there's fucking caves as skeletons underneath the city, underneath

1391
01:02:10,440 --> 01:02:13,960
Speaker 3: the Zara. Yeah, it's very, very eerie.

1392
01:02:14,520 --> 01:02:16,080
Speaker 2: Should we wake up at five am and go to

1393
01:02:16,120 --> 01:02:17,240
Speaker 2: the catacombs before we leave?

1394
01:02:17,640 --> 01:02:18,400
Speaker 3: I literally would.

1395
01:02:18,480 --> 01:02:21,680
Speaker 2: I would not do that. I'm sorry tease me, but

1396
01:02:21,760 --> 01:02:24,600
Speaker 2: you love when I tease you. I do in that way.

1397
01:02:24,840 --> 01:02:26,160
Speaker 2: I do in the way that I do.

1398
01:02:26,320 --> 01:02:28,080
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I just thought about our flight back.

1399
01:02:28,160 --> 01:02:30,800
Speaker 3: Oh my god, flying from La to Paris is the

1400
01:02:30,800 --> 01:02:35,120
Speaker 3: worst flight of all time, the worst flight, the worst flight.

1401
01:02:35,160 --> 01:02:36,440
Speaker 3: I will never do this again.

1402
01:02:36,560 --> 01:02:39,640
Speaker 2: I wouldn't wish sitting up straight upon any of my

1403
01:02:39,880 --> 01:02:41,040
Speaker 2: mortal enemies.

1404
01:02:41,480 --> 01:02:43,240
Speaker 3: Oh my god, my tailbone hurts so bad.

1405
01:02:43,280 --> 01:02:46,600
Speaker 1: I wouldn't wish sitting straight up for ten hours on

1406
01:02:46,640 --> 01:02:49,360
Speaker 1: any of my emmismies.

1407
01:02:50,040 --> 01:02:53,080
Speaker 2: Subconsciously, I think I want my emmies to go there.

1408
01:02:53,520 --> 01:02:55,360
Speaker 3: I want my ms to go through that.

1409
01:02:55,960 --> 01:02:56,560
Speaker 2: I've never done.

1410
01:02:56,600 --> 01:03:00,520
Speaker 1: An enema I have is that when you put water

1411
01:03:00,560 --> 01:03:02,360
Speaker 1: in your butt. Yeah, I've never done that.

1412
01:03:02,640 --> 01:03:06,000
Speaker 3: Oh it's like it's like the solution that like draws

1413
01:03:06,040 --> 01:03:09,400
Speaker 3: water from your colon into your gut to deconstipate you.

1414
01:03:09,440 --> 01:03:12,439
Speaker 1: People do that in their regime too, right, Yes, it's

1415
01:03:12,520 --> 01:03:15,439
Speaker 1: really bad for you though. Throw off your pH don't

1416
01:03:15,440 --> 01:03:19,480
Speaker 1: put stuff in your rgine period period. Don't put stuff

1417
01:03:19,480 --> 01:03:23,560
Speaker 1: in your vigien unless you're on your period period. Well

1418
01:03:23,680 --> 01:03:27,439
Speaker 1: that was that episode, weirdest episode ever.

1419
01:03:28,160 --> 01:03:29,400
Speaker 3: I don't think we said anything.

1420
01:03:29,560 --> 01:03:31,120
Speaker 2: I don't remember anything that happened.

1421
01:03:31,480 --> 01:03:35,480
Speaker 3: That was the episode. Let's tap into some media.

1422
01:03:35,720 --> 01:03:36,840
Speaker 2: I haven't watched anything.

1423
01:03:37,200 --> 01:03:41,800
Speaker 3: Ummm, I've been watching a lot of basketball. You know

1424
01:03:41,840 --> 01:03:43,600
Speaker 3: what song I listened to on the way over here

1425
01:03:44,120 --> 01:03:48,560
Speaker 3: on repeat, Young and Beautiful Wow. And then I put

1426
01:03:48,600 --> 01:03:53,000
Speaker 3: on Summertime Sadness. That's really good, just a crazy fucking vibe.

1427
01:03:53,680 --> 01:03:55,800
Speaker 1: Young and Beautiful will always remind me of this one

1428
01:03:55,880 --> 01:03:59,080
Speaker 1: day in Miami when I lived there in our first home,

1429
01:03:59,240 --> 01:04:01,680
Speaker 1: and it was rain a lot, and my grandma was

1430
01:04:01,800 --> 01:04:06,640
Speaker 1: visiting from Honduras and it was thunderstorming outside, and I

1431
01:04:06,800 --> 01:04:08,600
Speaker 1: just finished watching it, and I was listening to Young

1432
01:04:08,640 --> 01:04:10,400
Speaker 1: and Beautiful a bunch and looking outside and I was like,

1433
01:04:10,440 --> 01:04:12,600
Speaker 1: it's so gorgeous. And then the lights went out. And

1434
01:04:12,600 --> 01:04:16,040
Speaker 1: then my grandma forced us all to put our electronics

1435
01:04:16,080 --> 01:04:18,640
Speaker 1: into a container and put them in the corner of

1436
01:04:18,640 --> 01:04:20,480
Speaker 1: the house because she thought the house was gonna get

1437
01:04:20,480 --> 01:04:24,320
Speaker 1: struck by lightning, because she didn't understand technology, because she

1438
01:04:24,600 --> 01:04:28,919
Speaker 1: basically lives in a fucking concrete hut. And I'm like, oh,

1439
01:04:29,160 --> 01:04:31,360
Speaker 1: that is not that's not how it works.

1440
01:04:31,400 --> 01:04:32,200
Speaker 3: Over we love her.

1441
01:04:32,600 --> 01:04:34,680
Speaker 1: You don't need to do that. But it was really

1442
01:04:34,720 --> 01:04:36,400
Speaker 1: cute because she was really scared. And then I went

1443
01:04:36,440 --> 01:04:37,240
Speaker 1: grab my phone and she was.

1444
01:04:37,200 --> 01:04:40,400
Speaker 2: Like, get it, please, please put it down. We don't

1445
01:04:40,400 --> 01:04:42,280
Speaker 2: want to die. And I was like fine. I was like,

1446
01:04:42,360 --> 01:04:45,480
Speaker 2: I swear we're not going to die, though, but she

1447
01:04:45,520 --> 01:04:48,240
Speaker 2: forced me to put my iPhone away. All right?

1448
01:04:48,320 --> 01:04:50,280
Speaker 1: Say your is that your media young and beautiful?

1449
01:04:50,440 --> 01:04:51,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's it.

1450
01:04:52,000 --> 01:04:52,800
Speaker 3: That's all they get.

1451
01:04:53,880 --> 01:04:57,120
Speaker 2: Mine is setting sun. You'll never get to heaven. I

1452
01:04:57,160 --> 01:04:58,000
Speaker 2: won't cry anymore.

1453
01:04:58,200 --> 01:05:02,880
Speaker 1: Alternative version ma tones Yeah, just death tones in general,

1454
01:05:03,720 --> 01:05:04,200
Speaker 1: but none.

1455
01:05:04,080 --> 01:05:06,920
Speaker 3: Other heavy shit. Only the TikTok songs.

1456
01:05:07,320 --> 01:05:10,600
Speaker 2: Oh my god, you're weird, Like do you even know

1457
01:05:10,640 --> 01:05:13,360
Speaker 2: what you're That band came out like when they debuted

1458
01:05:14,400 --> 01:05:18,040
Speaker 2: White Horse, Oh, per, you actually do know a lot.

1459
01:05:18,360 --> 01:05:19,439
Speaker 2: I do you know about that? Do you know about

1460
01:05:19,480 --> 01:05:20,080
Speaker 2: Radiohead too?

1461
01:05:20,680 --> 01:05:24,320
Speaker 3: Uh? Yeah? I had sex with Tom Yorke?

1462
01:05:24,600 --> 01:05:25,360
Speaker 2: Oh my god.

1463
01:05:26,240 --> 01:05:28,920
Speaker 3: But you know the song creep. Yeah, it's about me.

1464
01:05:29,280 --> 01:05:30,400
Speaker 2: I don't know if that's a good thing.

1465
01:05:31,000 --> 01:05:31,600
Speaker 3: Oh it is.

1466
01:05:32,160 --> 01:05:33,760
Speaker 2: Oh it's creep in a sexy way.

1467
01:05:34,080 --> 01:05:36,880
Speaker 3: No, like in a stalk or like creepy way.

1468
01:05:36,920 --> 01:05:37,840
Speaker 2: Oh like you're scary.

1469
01:05:38,000 --> 01:05:40,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, right right.

1470
01:05:42,000 --> 01:05:44,680
Speaker 1: Well my other song is Spring is Coming with a

1471
01:05:44,680 --> 01:05:47,560
Speaker 1: Strawberry in its Mouth by Roger Doyle. I've already said that,

1472
01:05:47,560 --> 01:05:49,960
Speaker 1: but I've been really really listening to that while i've

1473
01:05:49,960 --> 01:05:51,960
Speaker 1: been here, just been my vibe.

1474
01:05:53,560 --> 01:05:58,800
Speaker 2: And then Alex she pretend.

1475
01:05:59,600 --> 01:06:06,320
Speaker 3: I'm gonna going to withdrawal. I think, what me my touch, oxygen.

1476
01:06:05,840 --> 01:06:11,600
Speaker 2: Of my touch holding on by Tearsa and for.

1477
01:06:11,560 --> 01:06:17,560
Speaker 3: The first time ever period the other day on our TV,

1478
01:06:18,600 --> 01:06:20,560
Speaker 3: and it breed me out was really shocking.

1479
01:06:20,640 --> 01:06:22,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've never I don't know why I've never seen her,

1480
01:06:22,440 --> 01:06:23,680
Speaker 1: but I've seen her on the cover.

1481
01:06:24,080 --> 01:06:26,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, I just never thought that's what she looked like.

1482
01:06:26,680 --> 01:06:27,040
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1483
01:06:28,160 --> 01:06:33,760
Speaker 1: Well, thank you guys so much for listening. When we

1484
01:06:33,800 --> 01:06:34,840
Speaker 1: see you again.

1485
01:06:35,000 --> 01:06:37,720
Speaker 3: We love you, be alive.

1486
01:06:38,000 --> 01:06:40,320
Speaker 1: When you see us again, it may be ai rendered

1487
01:06:40,400 --> 01:06:41,920
Speaker 1: episode of us because we may not make it.

1488
01:06:42,040 --> 01:06:44,439
Speaker 3: They probably thought I was drunk, but I am kind

1489
01:06:44,440 --> 01:06:47,360
Speaker 3: of deliriously tired right now, Like It's kind of crazy

1490
01:06:48,240 --> 01:06:52,680
Speaker 3: what tired does to me. I've been sleeping for like

1491
01:06:52,720 --> 01:06:54,280
Speaker 3: fourteen hours a day, though.

1492
01:06:54,600 --> 01:06:56,640
Speaker 1: I know Drew's been sleeping a lot here. Like I've

1493
01:06:56,640 --> 01:06:59,240
Speaker 1: been waking up before you. Like yesterday, I woke up

1494
01:06:59,240 --> 01:07:02,360
Speaker 1: at like nine nine forty five and just sat there

1495
01:07:02,360 --> 01:07:04,920
Speaker 1: in bed until like eleven, and I like woke him

1496
01:07:04,960 --> 01:07:06,400
Speaker 1: up at like eleven thirty because I was like, dude,

1497
01:07:06,440 --> 01:07:08,000
Speaker 1: he's not waking up because I was just gonna wait

1498
01:07:08,040 --> 01:07:09,720
Speaker 1: for you to wake up and be like, let's go eat.

1499
01:07:09,760 --> 01:07:11,760
Speaker 1: But then like almost three hours past, I was like, dude,

1500
01:07:11,760 --> 01:07:12,880
Speaker 1: I think he died in Yeah.

1501
01:07:12,920 --> 01:07:16,560
Speaker 3: No, I don't know what it is you're sleeping.

1502
01:07:16,600 --> 01:07:17,680
Speaker 2: Oh no, you sleep late here.

1503
01:07:18,280 --> 01:07:22,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, But I think my schedule is just still really off.

1504
01:07:22,720 --> 01:07:24,400
Speaker 3: Like I don't think I ever got used to like

1505
01:07:24,520 --> 01:07:27,960
Speaker 3: Paris time zone, because it I'm like waking up, Like

1506
01:07:28,000 --> 01:07:30,800
Speaker 3: I wake up at like six, and I'm like awake

1507
01:07:30,880 --> 01:07:33,840
Speaker 3: for like an hour or two and go back to

1508
01:07:33,960 --> 01:07:36,720
Speaker 3: sleep till like eleven thirty because I'm just like, why

1509
01:07:36,760 --> 01:07:37,240
Speaker 3: am I up?

1510
01:07:37,920 --> 01:07:39,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean like I've just been here so many

1511
01:07:39,840 --> 01:07:41,520
Speaker 1: times in the past year that I just like.

1512
01:07:41,440 --> 01:07:42,320
Speaker 2: I'm used to it, you know.

1513
01:07:42,440 --> 01:07:43,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, I feel that.

1514
01:07:43,720 --> 01:07:46,160
Speaker 1: This is my third time here in the past year,

1515
01:07:46,200 --> 01:07:48,320
Speaker 1: which is kind of crazy. It's like the most I've

1516
01:07:48,360 --> 01:07:51,560
Speaker 1: visited anywhere that isn't Miami or New York. It's insane,

1517
01:07:52,160 --> 01:07:53,919
Speaker 1: And I probably won't ever come back because I will

1518
01:07:53,960 --> 01:07:55,560
Speaker 1: be passing on my flight tomorrow.

1519
01:07:55,680 --> 01:07:57,600
Speaker 3: So yeah, we hope you're happy.

1520
01:07:58,800 --> 01:08:01,120
Speaker 2: Oh and the camera's done, which ris

1521
01:08:01,120 --> 01:08:03,200
Speaker 3: And love and unity and respect,