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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, and

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Speaker 1: the subject is he prefers teasing over pleasing. Really okay,

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Speaker 1: we'll get into that find out what that's all about

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Speaker 1: in just a few because right now the nephew is

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Speaker 1: here with today's prank phone call.

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Speaker 2: What you got for?

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Speaker 3: It's Tommy class reunion, Shirley class reunion. It is time

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Speaker 3: for a class reunion. All right, you have y'all been

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Speaker 3: to y'all?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, in a minute.

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Speaker 3: I went to the Yeah, went to the tenure. You

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Speaker 3: can go after that, though, I went to the.

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Speaker 2: After that.

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Speaker 1: Hits the lottery? Baby did?

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Speaker 4: He's great?

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Speaker 3: I went to Yeah, they don't stop the twenty when

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Speaker 3: you when your class may start looking like the teachers,

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Speaker 3: it's time to start going.

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Speaker 2: It's time.

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Speaker 3: But this right here is class reunion. Let's go cat

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Speaker 3: class reunion. I think y'all gonna get a kick out

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Speaker 3: of this. Well, let's go.

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Speaker 2: Hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach Sylvia. Please she's not available.

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Speaker 2: This is her husband on track and to help you.

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Speaker 2: How you doing, man?

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Speaker 4: My name is Ken, I'm I graduated with Sylvia. We're

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Speaker 4: having a big twenty five year class reunion this year.

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Speaker 2: Okay for nineteen eighty five.

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Speaker 4: We should be home, so.

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Speaker 2: I don't know, Man, she actually shopping right now?

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Speaker 4: Okay, okay, cool, Well, hey, listen as she heard about

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Speaker 4: does she know about the reunion or or do you

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Speaker 4: know anything about that?

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Speaker 5: Uh?

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Speaker 2: Not? To my knowledge. It is the first time I

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Speaker 2: ever heard about a reunion.

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Speaker 4: Okay, well, there is a reunion, man, she's actually I

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Speaker 4: think signed up for it. I'm not sure that's why

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Speaker 4: I asked you, but I think I saw her name

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Speaker 4: was that she was signed up to come. Let me

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Speaker 4: ask you, when exactly did you graduate?

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Speaker 2: I graduated in eighty two. Okay, in eighty two, Okay,

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Speaker 2: you a litle little bit before us. Then, all right,

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Speaker 2: well listen, let me let me go ahead and say

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Speaker 2: this drink.

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Speaker 4: Actually, in high school, man, Sylvia was my you know,

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Speaker 4: my high school sweetheart, and we you know, we dated

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Speaker 4: from ninth grade to freshman year in college. And I

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Speaker 4: wanted to see, if you know, if it was cool

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Speaker 4: with you, you know, if you didn't mind me escorting

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Speaker 4: her to the twenty five year class reunion.

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Speaker 2: Doing well, let me say that again, Like.

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Speaker 4: I say, man, my name is Ken kem, I got

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Speaker 4: that part.

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Speaker 2: I'm trying to make sure I heard right what you said. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I said that I Sylvia and I were high school sweethearts. Man,

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Speaker 2: I was you know, from.

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Speaker 4: Ninth grade all the way to freshman year in college.

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Speaker 2: We dated each other. Okay, yeah, yeah, I got I

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Speaker 2: got that. But what did you ask me?

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Speaker 4: I asked you if it was all right for if

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Speaker 4: you didn't mind if I escorted her to the twenty

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Speaker 4: five year class reunion.

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Speaker 2: Are you related to No? I mean no, I'm not

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Speaker 2: related to I just told you I was a high

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Speaker 2: school sweetheart. No, man, I'm saying, nobody gonna be ascoring

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Speaker 2: my wife nowhere. I put the ring on my finger.

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Speaker 2: You said you was a high school sweetheart.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean we was together.

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Speaker 2: From you know, ninth grade, all the ways to month

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Speaker 2: to press me year in college. You know. So that

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Speaker 2: was that. That was in the past. But I'm sorry

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Speaker 2: to let you know that, but that was in the past.

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Speaker 2: I'm the president, so I don't even think she's gonna

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Speaker 2: be interested in trying to go nowhere with you anyway.

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Speaker 4: Hey, man, what I'm trying to explain you this something innocent, though. Man,

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Speaker 4: this is just me taking her to you know, you know,

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Speaker 4: I thought she might get a kick out of us

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Speaker 4: going together.

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Speaker 2: You know know what's wrong with you? I done told you.

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Speaker 2: If it's not going to one ear, put the phone

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Speaker 2: on the other one. She ain't going nowhere? What you do?

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Speaker 2: I need to break it down anymore?

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Speaker 4: Hey man, you ain't gotta you ain't gotta talk to

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Speaker 2: Man. Now, all I tried to do is something you

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Speaker 2: talking about? I'm disrespecting you. You're gonna call my gonna

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Speaker 2: tell me I'm disrespecting you. You asking me could you

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Speaker 5: The damn class reunion and expect me to be okay

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Speaker 5: with that? What kind of damn food is going to

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Speaker 5: call somebody as can you take their wife child class reunion?

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Speaker 4: Hey man?

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Speaker 5: That was my high school sweetheart?

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Speaker 2: All right, we had we had something. I was up first, Okay,

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Speaker 2: I was off firstf If you were the first, then

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Speaker 2: I'm the last.

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Speaker 5: I'm the only one.

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Speaker 2: So we're gonna leave it at that. How about that partner?

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Speaker 5: It's whatever, man?

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Speaker 2: You know what, man, I try to call you and

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Speaker 2: talk to you like a man. But you know what

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Speaker 2: I should have did? Talk to me like that doing

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Speaker 2: a little bad.

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Speaker 4: I should have called Sylvia in the first I should

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Speaker 4: have never called.

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Speaker 2: Matter of fact, you know.

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Speaker 4: What I apologize for, cause let me get out the

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Speaker 4: phone and just called Sylvia. See ahead and do that.

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Speaker 2: You go right on the head and call her.

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Speaker 4: Well, that's what I'm gonna do, because Sylvia can make

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Speaker 4: a decision on what Sylvia.

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Speaker 2: Want to do. I can tell you what thing Sylvia do,

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Speaker 2: what Sylvia want to do. But Sylvia ain't interested in you. Man.

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Speaker 4: This is not about being interested in me, man, This

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Speaker 4: is innocent. This is just me and her going to

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Speaker 4: the damn class reunion together.

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Speaker 2: Man.

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Speaker 4: And it ain't like we're finna go do something together. Man,

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Speaker 4: on a physical level.

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Speaker 2: We're just going to have fun on is my cool.

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Speaker 2: I'm trying to tell you that I've already told you no. Okay,

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Speaker 2: if you can't get no, I don't know what you

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Speaker 2: can't get. But you ain't getting Sylvie. I'll tell you

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Speaker 2: that much. She's not going to know where you union.

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Speaker 4: You know what, Man, I'm through talking to you. I'm

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Speaker 4: just gonna call Sylvia because that's what I should have

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Speaker 2: When a call listen, I'll tell you whether you ain't

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Speaker 2: gonna call nobody, you bet not down my wife number. Man,

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Speaker 2: I'm telling you this right now, I'll be at the

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Speaker 2: class word union. I'll be looking for your kid, whatever

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Speaker 2: your name is. I'm gonna find out who you are.

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Speaker 2: I ain't playing those like as I told you. You

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Speaker 2: are disrespectful in the first place. I didn't told Joe

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Speaker 2: don't call my wife. She ain't going to.

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Speaker 5: Do but union, So you better not call the phone.

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Speaker 5: Be you love you lady.

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Speaker 2: I want to walk up and knit up my situation now.

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Speaker 2: I told you I will come to this class reunion,

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Speaker 2: and I will still up, man, because you look like

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Speaker 2: you're playing with me an actor, stupid or something. You

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Speaker 2: ain't taking my wife to no class re unions. You're

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Speaker 2: gonna say, well.

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Speaker 5: I'm saying your watch, I'm don't want to go to

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Speaker 5: reunion with me. How you know that you ain't going nowhere?

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Speaker 5: But you I have told you, man, don't get me

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Speaker 5: acting crazy up in here.

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Speaker 2: I'd have told you now.

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Speaker 5: I said first, I'm gonna come to the class for you,

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Speaker 5: but I will come to.

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Speaker 2: That Jess to makes suy'all knock your light shot.

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Speaker 5: Don't be acting stupid like I can't find they got

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Speaker 5: all kinds.

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Speaker 4: Of this is innocent, man, Me and her going to

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Speaker 4: the reunion is innocent, and she ought to be able

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Speaker 4: to decide if she want to go with me or not.

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Speaker 5: I ain't nothing that thing about your.

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Speaker 2: Your soundtripes anyway, call somebody call about a class for union.

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Speaker 2: Ain't need much heard about it.

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Speaker 4: I'll tell you what, you know what. I'm gonna get

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Speaker 4: off phone calls here. Okay, respect the ring.

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Speaker 2: You understand what I'm saying to you.

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Speaker 5: I didn't folk of this you, man, but I don't

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Speaker 5: understand what you can't.

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Speaker 2: Understand about that. Respect the ring, and man, I got

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Speaker 2: one more thing I need to say to you. Man,

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Speaker 2: got to say to me. Man, you ain't got a

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Speaker 2: in your hear right.

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Speaker 4: I got one more damn thing to say to you,

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Speaker 4: and then I'm gonna get off the phone. I'm gonna

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Speaker 4: be still with it.

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Speaker 2: Man, I'm gonna got to say to me, say what

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Speaker 2: what's the you gotta say to me for? I?

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Speaker 4: Hm, I got this to say to you. This is

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Speaker 4: nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your wife still.

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Speaker 2: Be a got me to prank phone call you You real,

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Speaker 2: I'm serious, man, I'm saying, Oh man, I'm over here

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Speaker 2: writing in everything. Man, just man, oh, this.

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Speaker 5: Is a joke though, you right, I'm gonna be.

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Speaker 2: All right about an hour or two. That's that's okay.

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Speaker 5: That's cool, all right, all right, y'all got me.

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Speaker 2: Y'all got me.

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Speaker 4: Well, I guess this is a good time to tell

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Speaker 4: you the class reunion is coming up.

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Speaker 2: I guess the ain't no classroom. No, he was a class

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Speaker 2: for you you need to get rid of because you're going. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I'll be making sure there's one of them.

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Speaker 3: I put some stupid on that one.

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Speaker 2: Yeah you did.

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Speaker 1: I liked him though, Yes, he wasn't.

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Speaker 3: He wasn't budgeting.

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Speaker 1: It's not a game with him about Sylvia going to

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Speaker 1: this what you said?

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Speaker 3: No, no, not that part, the other part sitting after

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Speaker 3: that though, yeah, after that.

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Speaker 1: It was a game.

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Speaker 2: These dudes don't be playing about their wives.

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Speaker 3: No games. It's zero games. Okay, respect the ring.

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Speaker 2: I have told you.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, the nephew is back on stage, back

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Speaker 3: on stage. October sixth seven, eight, October sixth, seventh, eighth, Colleen,

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Speaker 3: Texas Twice as Funny Comedy Club twice as Funny Comedy Club.

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Speaker 3: The Nephew will be in town. Tickets are on sale

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Speaker 3: right now, so I'll get a little break in September,

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Speaker 3: but back at it in October. In September belongs to

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Speaker 3: the wife. That's what it belonged to. He get all

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Speaker 3: of September. Oh Lord, I can't wait for October. Lord, yeah,

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Speaker 3: right up, you do that.

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Speaker 2: September belonged to the wife.

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Speaker 3: So I'll be back on stage in October and then

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Speaker 3: twice as Funny Comedy Club, Collean, Texas six seven, eight

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Speaker 3: of October.

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Speaker 1: All right, nephew, thank you. Coming up next Today's Strawberry Letter,

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Speaker 1: and the subject is he prefers teasing over pleasing. We'll

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Speaker 1: get into that right after this. You're listening to The

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Speaker 1: Hardy Morning Show.