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Speaker 1: It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. And recently we

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Speaker 1: got asked to prank a limo driver courtesy of his

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Speaker 1: boss Tony, who apparently this guy just logs onto the

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Speaker 1: schedule every week where he'll see a name, what the

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Speaker 1: event is, whether that's like a birthday, a prom, concert,

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Speaker 1: and a destination where he's driving to.

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Speaker 2: Okay, but not this time.

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Speaker 1: The schedule just has a name, no destination, which is

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Speaker 1: why his new client is gonna directly tell him and

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Speaker 1: iron out all the details, all the juicy details.

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Speaker 2: You're gonna hear in your phone. Tap right now. Hello, Hi,

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Speaker 2: I'm looking for Lance with who's calling me? Hello? My

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Speaker 2: name is Sammy Stone. I apologize for my voice. I

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Speaker 2: was cheering too loudly the other night at a Glass

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Speaker 2: Animals concert and it ended up like this. What is

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Speaker 2: this about? So I just got off the phone with

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Speaker 2: your boss, Tony. Oh, and he said you were going

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Speaker 2: to be my limo driver this Friday.

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Speaker 3: Okay, great, Yeah, So I just wanted to call and

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Speaker 3: let you know that it's going to just be me.

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Speaker 2: In the limo that night. What.

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Speaker 1: Yes, it's many people. I mean, you might have to

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Speaker 1: save money if you go with a smaller one.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, no, I'm going to utilize every inch that's

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Speaker 2: given to me. I love limos. Oh man, those are

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Speaker 2: my second favorite long car.

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Speaker 3: What does that mean?

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Speaker 2: My favorite long car is the Hearse Oh god, I

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Speaker 2: just love the sleek lines and the way it handles.

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Speaker 3: Have you ridden in the back of a Hearse before?

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Speaker 2: No, that's a dream. But I just wanted to ask

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Speaker 2: you about the beverages that could be available in your limousine.

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Speaker 3: We can get you whatever you'd like. Usually I have soda, water,

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Speaker 3: some alcohol, maybe a beer, so okay, you have rubbing alcohol? No,

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Speaker 3: just regular alcohol.

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Speaker 2: Oh looks like I'll have to bring my own.

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Speaker 3: Then what do you need that for?

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Speaker 1: You know?

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Speaker 3: Never mind, I am so confused right now. I don't

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Speaker 3: even know what to say.

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Speaker 2: One more question though, It's about your privacy window.

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Speaker 3: What about it?

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Speaker 2: You know, the one that's located right behind your head.

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Speaker 3: Why do you have to say it like that?

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Speaker 2: Man?

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Speaker 3: I mean that just sounds creepy.

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Speaker 2: Just here, I'm curious if I open it from my

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Speaker 2: side when you're not looking.

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Speaker 3: Okay, the questions that you're asking are weird. I mean

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Speaker 3: having alcohol and I'm not looking.

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Speaker 2: I mean this whole thing. Oh, it probably just feels

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Speaker 2: weird because of my voice. You can blame the glass animals. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I actually don't think that I could.

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Speaker 3: Because I've heard people that have lost their voice at

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Speaker 3: a concert, and you sound very different.

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Speaker 2: Oh.

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Speaker 1: You know, I've just put off the schedule online and

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Speaker 1: I don't see a destination. It just says your name,

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Speaker 1: and then under destination it says TBD.

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Speaker 2: So you know I don't like that either. Well, my

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Speaker 2: apologies for that. It should say that you're taking me

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Speaker 2: to the forest. What. Yeah, I told your boss Tony

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Speaker 2: that i'd pay double if we took a longer trip

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Speaker 2: to the countryside. That's not happening. What's the problem, Lance?

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Speaker 3: You want to put me out in the woods, and

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Speaker 3: I've heard about people getting killed.

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Speaker 2: I'm not doing it. Don't be ridiculous. No one gets

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Speaker 2: killed in the woods. Their bodies just get left there.

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Speaker 3: I'm not doing this.

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Speaker 2: Interesting because Tony said you would do it after I

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Speaker 2: did this phone tap on you. Phone tap. It's a

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Speaker 2: radio bit that we do on a show called Jeffrey

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Speaker 2: in the Morning.

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Speaker 1: Tony wanted me to play a joke on you by

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Speaker 1: giving you the creepiest customer ever because I'm jeff Man.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, I believe you Blast Animals concert.

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Speaker 2: It's true. Once you hear the song, heat waves your voice.

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Speaker 3: God go somewhere. Wake Up.

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Speaker 2: Every morning was Foo Taps weekday mornings on the twenties,

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Speaker 2: Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning,