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Speaker 1: All right, Steve, this is about a subject you is

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Speaker 1: near and dear to your heart. GT on Reddit Rights.

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Speaker 1: My girlfriend and I have just moved in together, and

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Speaker 1: she already wants to say and how I pee. She's

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Speaker 1: insisting that ipe sitting down. Her demand is based on what. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: her demand is based on her desire not to stand

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Speaker 1: in whatever quote misses the toilet or sit in or

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Speaker 1: clean up anything that doesn't directly hit the water. For

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Speaker 1: the record, I pride myself on being a quote neat

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Speaker 1: peer and have no problem cleaning up after myself in

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Speaker 1: the event I miss the mark. We're less than a

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Speaker 1: than two months into living together, and have you all

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Speaker 1: ever heard of this demand? GT wants to know.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, anybody's sitting down to pee? I'm gonna tell you

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Speaker 2: that's one of the great joys of being a man,

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Speaker 2: being able to stand anywhere outside, inside, in the snows,

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Speaker 2: away from the tree, drawing your initials on the on

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Speaker 2: the tree, bark. It's just too many joys. I'm standing there.

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Speaker 2: Come on, now, listen to me. Everybody misses. Let me

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Speaker 2: give you all some reasons why. Number One, Sometimes it

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Speaker 2: ain't missing the mark. Sometimes it's when it's over. When

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Speaker 2: it's over. You have to let's just say, let's just

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Speaker 2: say you have to. You have to. It's it's like,

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Speaker 2: it's okay, it's like a fireman. It's like a fireman.

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Speaker 2: The fireman go to a fire and they and they

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Speaker 2: putting the fire right. And then when they get back

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Speaker 2: to the firehouse, when they take the truck with the

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Speaker 2: fire holes back to the firehouse, they gotta wrap the

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Speaker 2: holes back up. Well, you gotta squeeze all the water

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Speaker 2: out to wrap up the fire holes. You feel me

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Speaker 2: more because there's always yeah, it's water in the fire hole.

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Speaker 2: So they get all the water out of foure and

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Speaker 2: that that's how the shake happens. Come on, what you're

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Speaker 2: supposed to do is the seed is up and you

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Speaker 2: take a look like, y'all gotta use toilet tishue every

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Speaker 2: time y'all go, we take a little bit and wipe

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Speaker 2: off the little rim all. You can just put the

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Speaker 2: seat back down. She don't never know. But the main

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Speaker 2: thing is you have to have or some type of

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Speaker 2: rug in front of that toilet. You have to have

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Speaker 2: that rug in front of the toilet. You better be.

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Speaker 2: The worst thing is can fall on the floor on

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Speaker 2: that marble or that wood, and she come in down,

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Speaker 2: sit down and step in it.

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Speaker 1: That way.

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Speaker 2: Your problem got to have a rug. My strong suggestion

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Speaker 2: is a dark colored rug. And why is that? Tell

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Speaker 2: them why is that? Well? Because then there's no trace

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Speaker 2: of it, and you want it to be thick, so

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Speaker 2: it absorbed down there. That don't be wet. You got

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Speaker 2: to help yourself. But it ain't nobody coming in there

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Speaker 2: sitting down. I'm just telling you, I the hell I'm

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Speaker 2: gonna sit down. I pulled my pants all the way down,

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Speaker 2: taking one of them joy But man, please, man, that's like,

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Speaker 2: where's one of the joys of being in my ranch?

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Speaker 2: My wife will be riding on the truck around the ranch.

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Speaker 2: You know, got them open vehicles, right, I go to

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Speaker 2: the bathroom. I just get out and go to the bathroom.

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Speaker 2: Why are you paying outside? What you think? What the

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Speaker 2: hold up?

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Speaker 1: You think?

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Speaker 2: I'm finna get back in this truck and ride all

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Speaker 2: the way back to the hall. Get off the truck,

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Speaker 2: go in the house. Yes, and peeing that tarlet d

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Speaker 2: we have to do. Yeah, that's what you have to get.

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Speaker 2: So you are missing one of the great joys. I

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Speaker 2: won't see how many leaves I can move away from

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Speaker 2: the base of this tree. Imost see if I could

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Speaker 2: muster up the strength to move one of these tiny

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Speaker 2: rocks like I used to do. I used to could

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Speaker 2: move one. Let me tell you something. Let me tell

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Speaker 2: you something. I could move along.

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Speaker 1: Okay.

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Speaker 2: When I was about sixteen, we told the world us

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Speaker 2: wrestled outside that who don't junior do you?

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Speaker 1: Well?

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Speaker 2: All right, um, giving been at your house and just

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Speaker 2: ain't going to fence in the backyard.

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Speaker 1: You you got to get a fence coming up in

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