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Speaker 1: The Nikki Glazer podcast. Niklaser here, I'm welcome to the show.

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Speaker 2: It's a Nikky Glaze podcast.

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Speaker 1: We're in Los Angeles, California, with Brian Franjie and Andrew Colin.

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Speaker 1: We started the show before, but then we had to

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Speaker 1: redo it. So we're just gonna like catch you up

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Speaker 1: to what we were just talking about.

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Speaker 3: And we didn't get that far in but so we

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Speaker 3: got up to the nineteen eighty nine when the wall

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Speaker 3: fell in Berlin.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, And by the way, it wouldn't take me

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Speaker 1: long to get up to there because I don't know

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Speaker 1: a lot of what happened before then. I'm really bad

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Speaker 1: on history. I don't please, don't even bring up the history, Okay,

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Speaker 1: I just like I really want to.

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Speaker 3: Well, you were talking so smartly about it traffic earlier

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Speaker 3: in German when we forgot to record you. You were

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Speaker 3: speaking in German. You told us all about the Prussian Empire.

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Speaker 3: I'm figuring you, I'm figuring me.

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Speaker 2: I'm under Prussia when you bring that Prussia.

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Speaker 3: Under pressure and then hit my goes Din didn didn't.

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Speaker 2: And then mine goes we were talking about.

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Speaker 1: So we're recording really early because I had a flight

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Speaker 1: out today to go home. So we're doubling so early,

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Speaker 1: two episodes back to back. It's way too early, Brian

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Speaker 1: to catch it up. He was walking his dog at

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Speaker 1: seven ten am and no one's Then he runs into

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Speaker 1: another comedian walking his dog. What are you doing up?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: And he's like I'm always up and I was like

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Speaker 3: what it was wild? Then he turned to a vampire

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Speaker 3: and flew away, and then.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and then we got into the Franco Prussian War.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that was Europe.

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Speaker 1: And then we were talking about, oh, so we don't

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Speaker 1: even need to record early anymore because I'm not going

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Speaker 1: home to La because Chris is sick. And then we

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Speaker 1: were talking about how I I just assumed I would

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Speaker 1: still go home when Chris got sick last night, and

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Speaker 1: I was just talking like, oh, it sucks, like you

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Speaker 1: can't go, and he's like, but you're not going, and

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Speaker 1: I'm like, oh yeah, Like I forgot that in a

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Speaker 1: partnership you have to like be one unit. Like that's

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Speaker 1: what Like we're not married, but essentially we are. Like

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Speaker 1: it's just that's that's the deal.

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Speaker 3: That's why when you have your vows, you say in

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Speaker 3: sickness and in health.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we haven't done those yet, you have no vows.

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Speaker 3: So also, I think it depends on the sickness. I mean,

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Speaker 3: if it's cancer.

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Speaker 1: But usually, like I was saying, he usually just wants

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Speaker 1: to isolate. And when he's sick, I literally he'll go

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Speaker 1: to his apartment because he saws his place in Saint Louis.

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Speaker 1: He'll go to his house and and be away from

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Speaker 1: me because he's really worried about getting me sick. That's

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Speaker 1: why he doesn't want to go home for Christmas. He

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Speaker 1: doesn't want to get his family sick. He knows he'll

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Speaker 1: have to be like they'll still want him around, so

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Speaker 1: he's just like making a decision, No, you can't have

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Speaker 1: access to me. But then so I was figuring, Oh,

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Speaker 1: he wants to just be alone, like he's like Luigi.

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Speaker 1: When Luigi got sick once, they just dogs just go

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Speaker 1: under a deck to die, like they just want to

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Speaker 1: be alone to go die. And that's always what he

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Speaker 1: has done. But this time he's just like, well, we

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Speaker 1: can just stay here. And I was like, well that

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Speaker 1: show with the Funny Bone, Like, I'm just trying to

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Speaker 1: get ways to go. I can see my dog, like

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Speaker 1: I want to go hang out with Goldie. But and

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Speaker 1: like you know, the niece's nephews. I guess. But he's like,

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Speaker 1: well you could just cancel that show. And it like

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Speaker 1: he's never like he's always one to like, you know,

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Speaker 1: you got to stick to your commitment. So like it

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Speaker 1: was really it's really sweet that he wants me there.

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Speaker 1: And I felt like, oh my god, this is what

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Speaker 1: like marriage feels like, where you're just like this is

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Speaker 1: my family now, like I'm not going to see he

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Speaker 1: comes before my mind. Yeah, that's really nice, right, knew.

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Speaker 5: You changing him from a club gig to an arena

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Speaker 5: just so you can go anyway we can move.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not a big enough show, it is it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, So sorry to everyone at the Funny Bone who

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Speaker 1: had tickets to come see me on Christmas night. But

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Speaker 1: I news to everyone in LA because I've already it's

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Speaker 1: seven am, and I've already booked sets for tonight and

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Speaker 1: tomorrow and hopefully.

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Speaker 2: Christmas will come through.

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Speaker 1: Hopefully it will come.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. Oh yeah, I guess there are Jews.

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Speaker 1: Yeah they're Jews. Yeah, I'll find one.

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Speaker 3: They're Jews, and you're find a Jew.

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Speaker 1: Maybe there aren't on tomorrow on tonight that I have

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Speaker 1: a couple of two or three. But yeah, I'll find

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Speaker 1: some I'll find some way to perform. But then I

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Speaker 1: also have tons of shows to watch for the Golden

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Speaker 1: Globes and movies and stuff to catch up on, So

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Speaker 1: that'll be good.

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Speaker 3: This a memorable Christmas.

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Speaker 1: But you were saying that you were on the way

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Speaker 1: over here and you had the same thought about like partnership,

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Speaker 1: and I used to remind yourself to like be there

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Speaker 1: for someone. What was it?

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Speaker 5: So, I just I'm not good at it. I'm not

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Speaker 5: good at thinking about other people either. I'm so so

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Speaker 5: I don't think I'm selfish. I think I was just

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Speaker 5: raised to be selfish.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean that you get it from somewhere. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I think my dad.

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Speaker 3: My dad was a workaholic.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, but it didn't transfer to like showing other like

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Speaker 5: working in other ways. It was one thing being a

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Speaker 5: doctor helping cancer patients. What a selfish prick?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, doctors are detached that he doesn't really read as

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Speaker 2: Selfless dude.

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Speaker 5: Yes, Yes, And you could hide behind You could hide

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Speaker 5: behind it by being like, oh, I'm saving cancer patients.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: And your kids can always have like you always do

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Speaker 1: that with your dad. You're like, well, he wasn't always

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Speaker 1: there for but he was. He was saving people with cancer.

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Speaker 1: It's just like even you are like having an excuse

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Speaker 1: for the abandonment.

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Speaker 3: Oh of course, yeah, I mean it can't.

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Speaker 2: But your dad's an amazing guy.

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Speaker 1: Death softened with age, much more caring, much more sentimental.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it does.

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Speaker 5: It's unbelievable when they well he got cancer himself, and

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Speaker 5: I think that, oh yeah.

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Speaker 3: Oh wait, that's what my patients were going through and

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Speaker 2: Maybe what did you do with Bretta that made you

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Speaker 3: Oh well, yesterday, literally yesterday, I'm just like I also

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Speaker 2: ELUIDHD.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: So yesterday, for instance, I ordered Dominoes for us and

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Speaker 5: she wanted pepperoni and onions, and I did pepperoni, banana

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Speaker 1: Well, hold on walking through that like you literally did it?

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Speaker 1: You just did what you wanted?

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Speaker 2: No, I don't, or did you peppers and onions?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: You know me, they can be I could see how

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Speaker 1: like you just in your brain like hearing it while

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Speaker 1: you're pulling up the app. You're just like onion pepper, like,

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Speaker 3: They sound similar, they look similar when they're cut up.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and they both have like a spicy yesterday.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, this is what I need. I need a team.

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Speaker 2: Like why you didn't?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's kind of so sorry. I've been sick too,

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Speaker 3: But I'm good now. I'm just yeah, and you already

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Speaker 1: I'm good.

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Speaker 3: So there was onions I wanted. I got two pizzas.

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Speaker 3: One I got, like you're on the stand right now,

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Speaker 3: and there there are two.

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Speaker 1: Feet Okay, why not one for yourself but.

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Speaker 4: Not for me?

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Speaker 3: How how?

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Speaker 5: But anyway, So I was going to get one onion

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Speaker 3: And I don't know how I did that.

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Speaker 2: Does she hate peppers?

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Speaker 3: She doesn't hate pepper. Love pays a specific thing.

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Speaker 2: And it really will compromise the flavor pretty much.

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Speaker 3: Any banana pepper is so strong. Olives, Oh yeah, we're

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Speaker 3: all very strong.

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Speaker 1: What's the best topping that you could remove without ruining

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Speaker 1: the integrity? I would say mushrooms, I think, but I

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Speaker 1: They don't have a pungent lingering.

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Speaker 3: No, no tomato slices, but yes.

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Speaker 2: That's Oh that's perfect. That's the best one.

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Speaker 3: Spinach spinach, Yeah, you could pull. It's hard to get

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Speaker 3: the spinach off. You always have remnants.

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Speaker 1: Oh I love. Why would you not have spinach on

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Speaker 3: Spinach does though, if you if you have spinach, the

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Speaker 4: If you's in yeah, and it does wind up tasting weird.

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Speaker 1: Oh this this weekend, I ordered pizza and I said,

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Speaker 1: and said, like, try to get weird with spinach, like

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Speaker 1: do that, but this this place actually did too much

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Speaker 1: finis Like it was it looked like turf, like on

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Speaker 1: it was so good. I know they didn't run it

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Speaker 1: it just we all know its.

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Speaker 3: Finach is one of those things that like you got

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Speaker 3: a big bag and you're like, oh, my god, this

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Speaker 3: is so much spinach. And then you put it in

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Speaker 3: the dime.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it turns into a little the opposite of those

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Speaker 1: turn into it like a Diams.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Okay, So the pizzas arrive, Brenna is just pissed.

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Speaker 3: So Brenna went to work and she came back surprise.

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Speaker 1: Sorry. When you're like getting pizza and you're like you

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Speaker 1: are already in your mind like I'm gonna let myself

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Speaker 1: have fucking pizza, Like I'm going on vacation, diet vacation,

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Speaker 1: and then your flight's canceled or it's like you were

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Speaker 1: gonna fly first class and the canceled flight and you

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Speaker 1: have to fly spirit with a bunch of fucking peppers.

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Speaker 3: A bunch of fucking That's like that's what she.

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Speaker 1: Did because she still got to go on the vacation

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Speaker 1: of the pizza.

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Speaker 2: But it's shittier, yes.

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Speaker 3: And I'm just trying. My problem is I like, I

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Speaker 3: really do try to be a good person.

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Speaker 1: I witness it all the.

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Speaker 5: Time and I constantly fail. Yeah, and I try, though

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Speaker 5: in my brain, I'm going I'm getting these pizzas, I'm

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Speaker 5: getting a ranch with it too.

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Speaker 3: She loves that.

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Speaker 5: She's gonna come home, it's gonna be sitting there. Everything's perfect.

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Speaker 3: So it's really just about distractions and not being and

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Speaker 1: But I I can't stand it when you're like, I

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Speaker 5: Yeah, And that's when I get very defense into because

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Speaker 1: When he gets mad at my mom for not remembering something,

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Speaker 2: It's not like she's choosing not to remember.

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Speaker 1: She's not. No one would choose to like set their

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Speaker 5: Also, my reaction to it doesn't mean that that other

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Speaker 3: It'd be be so chill like that before he got married?

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Speaker 3: it's just it just never stops.

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Speaker 1: Everyone just talks about how great marriage and partnership is,

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Speaker 2: But like, enjoy the fact that you don't have to

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Speaker 3: Oh it's the best. I didn't have cups, you know that. Yeah,

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Speaker 5: The night, She asked for a glass of water, and

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Speaker 5: I brought her back her a bowl. Oh that's all

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Speaker 3: Yeah, wow, red flag. It is a red flag that

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Speaker 1: I think you brought her something is funny though and nice.

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Speaker 1: I think I was trying to be she had she

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Speaker 5: I fucking my washer dryer. So have I live in

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Speaker 1: Yeah, oh we have that. It sucks so much to

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Speaker 3: Yes, and it's only one. You can only put a

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Speaker 3: No, man, I thought that invention was good. No.

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Speaker 3: Guys, I was. I looked down and I forgot to

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Speaker 1: No, I don't think I've ever put like I have

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Speaker 3: high to hold someone.

443
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Speaker 4: Else's baby for what, So that's crazy. But yeah, baby,

444
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Speaker 4: I feel if you hold someone else. Never touched a baby,

445
00:19:09,720 --> 00:19:13,120
Speaker 4: not even my own little sister. No way, no way,

446
00:19:13,359 --> 00:19:14,720
Speaker 4: I've never touched a baby.

447
00:19:15,440 --> 00:19:16,200
Speaker 1: You're being silk.

448
00:19:16,240 --> 00:19:19,120
Speaker 3: I've never held a baby. Stop it. I've never held

449
00:19:19,240 --> 00:19:21,159
Speaker 3: a baby. You want to hold me?

450
00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:23,120
Speaker 1: Literally, you could drop a baby and they'll be fine.

451
00:19:23,119 --> 00:19:25,120
Speaker 1: I'm not kidding you. They're very durable. You can't leave

452
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Speaker 1: them in a car for hours.

453
00:19:26,359 --> 00:19:28,240
Speaker 3: But if you drop their head there you know, and

454
00:19:28,280 --> 00:19:30,120
Speaker 3: they have a brain and they're actually.

455
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Speaker 1: They're not gonna head. You're not gonna drop. You've never

456
00:19:32,400 --> 00:19:36,520
Speaker 1: dropped something that that you're paying attention. Yeah, but like

457
00:19:36,600 --> 00:19:38,720
Speaker 1: if you're it's not like you're like we're asking you

458
00:19:38,800 --> 00:19:41,359
Speaker 1: to hold that and throw bowling pins at you to juggle.

459
00:19:41,440 --> 00:19:43,600
Speaker 1: Like you would be concentrated on it. There would be

460
00:19:43,720 --> 00:19:46,600
Speaker 1: no worry. You're sitting on a couch and someone can

461
00:19:46,680 --> 00:19:47,399
Speaker 1: set it in your lap.

462
00:19:48,760 --> 00:19:51,320
Speaker 5: Down, hold the baby late, start laying down and work

463
00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:53,800
Speaker 5: your way up to your feet. Start with a laying

464
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Speaker 5: down baby.

465
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Speaker 3: It's not gonna do it.

466
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Speaker 1: Why, Well, that's why I don't want to hold the God.

467
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Speaker 1: I'm the same way with God.

468
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Speaker 3: Baby smell nice.

469
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Speaker 1: I don't want to hold the baby and gone at

470
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Speaker 1: the same time. No disaster.

471
00:20:03,560 --> 00:20:06,200
Speaker 3: But yeah, I'll give it to a baby, but I'm

472
00:20:06,240 --> 00:20:07,760
Speaker 3: not going to hold either baby.

473
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Speaker 1: You hold it, either of you. Yeah, all right.

474
00:20:11,200 --> 00:20:12,920
Speaker 2: We got to go to bak Holder back after them.

475
00:20:15,560 --> 00:20:17,680
Speaker 3: So we were all at Thursday night football for the

476
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Speaker 3: last one, and so we were we were in the

477
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Speaker 3: bowels of the stadium, and Andrew was there in a box.

478
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Speaker 5: Oh no, I was just a lower seat. The guy

479
00:20:26,880 --> 00:20:28,960
Speaker 5: I was actually in charge of all the boxes.

480
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Speaker 2: Box guy helped me have seats.

481
00:20:33,560 --> 00:20:37,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a good question, col.

482
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Speaker 2: Guy that's in charge of who's in the boxes.

483
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Speaker 3: That's a that's an Alanis morriset lyric.

484
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Speaker 1: Yeah, when you run all the boxes but they give

485
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Speaker 1: you a seat. Yeah, that's it.

486
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Speaker 2: That's a good one. It's like, did you have access

487
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Speaker 2: to like the food though and stuff like the No?

488
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Speaker 3: No, actually, but it was cool. No, it was definitely

489
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Speaker 3: like tenth.

490
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Speaker 4: Rowind Chargers who was playing I Forget now, Yeah, me too,

491
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Speaker 4: the Broncos Broncos.

492
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Speaker 3: Well, we're wearing the bowels. We're all writing and and

493
00:21:10,440 --> 00:21:12,639
Speaker 3: you know, you're on zoom so you can put jokes

494
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Speaker 3: in and every once in a while through the zoom,

495
00:21:14,800 --> 00:21:18,399
Speaker 3: we're just here like there isn't enough onions on my

496
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Speaker 3: hot dog or something like that.

497
00:21:19,880 --> 00:21:22,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, we'd hear you like bartering.

498
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Speaker 3: No, I'm just on mute. No, I don't even know.

499
00:21:28,200 --> 00:21:30,960
Speaker 3: I can do whatever I want. Don't pay me for anything.

500
00:21:31,400 --> 00:21:34,360
Speaker 3: Did you hear that? Yeah?

501
00:21:35,119 --> 00:21:37,360
Speaker 5: Yeah, no, they're fucking working like a bunch of losers

502
00:21:37,520 --> 00:21:38,320
Speaker 5: while I own those.

503
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Speaker 1: Asking the cotton candy man just for a joke about

504
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Speaker 1: the last play.

505
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Speaker 3: A pretty good He came up with that yard one.

506
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Speaker 1: Did you write the yard one?

507
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Speaker 4: Yeah?

508
00:21:48,560 --> 00:21:52,199
Speaker 5: One changed the lot like.

509
00:21:53,119 --> 00:21:54,160
Speaker 3: I'm always so close.

510
00:21:54,920 --> 00:21:57,320
Speaker 2: No, that does mean you're not. You probably had it.

511
00:21:57,440 --> 00:21:58,159
Speaker 2: I just changed it.

512
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Speaker 1: Here's here's a hearing a little insight into joke that

513
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Speaker 1: it was like that yard ball Harbaugh. What's the name?

514
00:22:07,800 --> 00:22:08,320
Speaker 2: Start?

515
00:22:08,400 --> 00:22:13,560
Speaker 1: What's what's the other harbor? I don't like his name.

516
00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:15,120
Speaker 2: I don't like him, and his brother's name.

517
00:22:15,200 --> 00:22:15,880
Speaker 3: Sounds like yard.

518
00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:18,600
Speaker 1: Okay, you said that he looked I take him seriously.

519
00:22:18,680 --> 00:22:21,520
Speaker 1: He looks like someone who yells, get off my yard

520
00:22:21,680 --> 00:22:22,879
Speaker 1: to his own yard.

521
00:22:23,080 --> 00:22:24,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, and you changed it.

522
00:22:24,200 --> 00:22:26,240
Speaker 1: I said, because it's usually get off my lawn. I

523
00:22:26,400 --> 00:22:28,960
Speaker 1: know it's a lawn too. And then we said, oh,

524
00:22:29,040 --> 00:22:30,800
Speaker 1: maybe it'd be better to say he's yells get off

525
00:22:30,840 --> 00:22:33,040
Speaker 1: his lawn to his own yard, and we all agreed

526
00:22:33,080 --> 00:22:34,520
Speaker 1: that worked, and then I said it out loud and

527
00:22:34,520 --> 00:22:35,960
Speaker 1: I was like, no, it needs to be the same word.

528
00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:38,160
Speaker 1: And so then we changed to law and it did work.

529
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Speaker 3: Yeah. That was good. Yeah, that was good. Thank you,

530
00:22:40,760 --> 00:22:42,960
Speaker 3: thank you. Yeah, yard and lawn. It's a difference between

531
00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:45,480
Speaker 3: peppers and onions. Well, Nikki does this thing where she

532
00:22:45,760 --> 00:22:50,480
Speaker 3: she bowlds or or you bold, Nikki bowl, I'm bold.

533
00:22:50,640 --> 00:22:52,760
Speaker 3: So we submit a bunch of jokes and then you

534
00:22:52,840 --> 00:22:57,440
Speaker 3: see the bolds and you get Yeah, yeah. Yeah, those

535
00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:00,440
Speaker 3: don't make it to the final because then you get

536
00:23:00,520 --> 00:23:01,919
Speaker 3: really good ones in the room of.

537
00:23:02,040 --> 00:23:05,119
Speaker 5: Like what that person specifically looks like. Yeah, yeah, So

538
00:23:05,200 --> 00:23:06,800
Speaker 5: it's hard to get a bold too of another.

539
00:23:07,040 --> 00:23:09,000
Speaker 3: Are you're aware of this side of things where when

540
00:23:09,040 --> 00:23:09,800
Speaker 3: you bold.

541
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Speaker 1: Something, well, sometimes I'm in the document where all the

542
00:23:13,280 --> 00:23:16,800
Speaker 1: jokes are and I will see other little anonymous kangaroo

543
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Speaker 1: and the Google you know what I mean.

544
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Speaker 2: Like I'll see someone.

545
00:23:19,280 --> 00:23:21,480
Speaker 3: Wat which is one of our writers from Australia.

546
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Speaker 1: Really good yeah, and he'll say no, no. I am

547
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Speaker 1: aware of that because I obviously like if I could

548
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Speaker 1: never be on the not never, but it would be

549
00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:36,200
Speaker 1: hard for me to be on the other side of

550
00:23:37,240 --> 00:23:40,240
Speaker 1: it and submit jokes. And actually it'd be kind of

551
00:23:40,280 --> 00:23:42,520
Speaker 1: fun because I like the competition. I would like like

552
00:23:43,200 --> 00:23:45,840
Speaker 1: the reward it would make. Joke writing it's it's almost

553
00:23:45,880 --> 00:23:47,360
Speaker 1: like the same as stand up Like when you write

554
00:23:47,359 --> 00:23:49,680
Speaker 1: a joke and it works in front of a crowd,

555
00:23:49,760 --> 00:23:52,160
Speaker 1: you get this like dopamine hit of like I'm good,

556
00:23:52,359 --> 00:23:55,000
Speaker 1: I figure out something. So like it'd be it would

557
00:23:55,040 --> 00:23:57,520
Speaker 1: be that equivalent of being in a writer's room, as

558
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Speaker 1: having the person that you're writing for picures and you're

559
00:24:00,560 --> 00:24:02,720
Speaker 1: good gold star, so it would be true.

560
00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:06,159
Speaker 3: So in instantance, you're the crowd, and so you you

561
00:24:06,240 --> 00:24:09,560
Speaker 3: should know that when you are bolding something, you are

562
00:24:09,680 --> 00:24:10,720
Speaker 3: making someone happy.

563
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Speaker 1: I now I do know that, and I understand that,

564
00:24:13,760 --> 00:24:16,639
Speaker 1: and I will heavy as the hand that bolts.

565
00:24:16,840 --> 00:24:21,399
Speaker 3: Well, don't don't do that. Everything heavy is the hand

566
00:24:21,440 --> 00:24:24,879
Speaker 3: that balls as it it's weighing on me. I'm not

567
00:24:25,320 --> 00:24:27,520
Speaker 3: extra bols because that's extra bold.

568
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Speaker 1: But I would never because I don't. I don't want

569
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Speaker 1: to give positive reinforcement to something that isn't like. Should

570
00:24:34,200 --> 00:24:37,520
Speaker 1: people only grow if they are like? And also I

571
00:24:37,560 --> 00:24:40,760
Speaker 1: would also say, if any of the writers are listening anything,

572
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Speaker 1: I don't if you put in something that's great, it

573
00:24:43,440 --> 00:24:45,359
Speaker 1: could be great. It's just my taste.

574
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Speaker 2: It's not a crowd.

575
00:24:46,600 --> 00:24:49,359
Speaker 1: It's one person, one person who has proven.

576
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Speaker 3: To taste but likes to cut off head.

577
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Speaker 1: I would just if I were you, guys, I would

578
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Speaker 1: convince myself that she's just like Nikki just has bad

579
00:25:00,680 --> 00:25:02,560
Speaker 1: taste today, or like she doesn't get it, like she

580
00:25:02,600 --> 00:25:05,080
Speaker 1: doesn't see the potential of this. And so yeah, I would,

581
00:25:05,080 --> 00:25:06,399
Speaker 1: I would. I would do that if I were you.

582
00:25:06,840 --> 00:25:10,680
Speaker 1: But no, it's it's so fun and it's like, like,

583
00:25:11,560 --> 00:25:14,040
Speaker 1: you know, but I still feel it too when I'm

584
00:25:14,119 --> 00:25:16,080
Speaker 1: able to write a joke and it like gets it.

585
00:25:16,160 --> 00:25:18,159
Speaker 1: And obviously I kind of know that it's going to

586
00:25:18,160 --> 00:25:20,800
Speaker 1: be nicer about my jokes than I am. Like I

587
00:25:20,840 --> 00:25:22,840
Speaker 1: can easily be like no, not you know, and I'm

588
00:25:22,880 --> 00:25:25,400
Speaker 1: not rude about it, but like I don't. I don't

589
00:25:25,440 --> 00:25:28,119
Speaker 1: convince myself that like, wow, everything I say is so

590
00:25:28,280 --> 00:25:31,639
Speaker 1: funny because you know, like no one's gonna be like

591
00:25:32,600 --> 00:25:34,679
Speaker 1: but but yeah, I know when something bombs and then

592
00:25:34,800 --> 00:25:37,879
Speaker 1: when something is good and it feels so good when

593
00:25:37,920 --> 00:25:39,360
Speaker 1: you're able to write a joke.

594
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Speaker 4: We have.

595
00:25:40,160 --> 00:25:42,200
Speaker 1: We have a space right now in the script for

596
00:25:42,280 --> 00:25:46,080
Speaker 1: the Golden Globes that is just like it is just

597
00:25:46,400 --> 00:25:53,640
Speaker 1: we're holding space, large gap, huge gap. We need a joke,

598
00:25:53,960 --> 00:25:56,000
Speaker 1: Like there's no way we can step on stage without

599
00:25:56,480 --> 00:25:58,760
Speaker 1: having a big joke about this movie.

600
00:25:58,840 --> 00:26:00,199
Speaker 2: And we just haven't nailed it yet.

601
00:26:00,200 --> 00:26:03,480
Speaker 1: There's literally nothing that could even come close to filling

602
00:26:03,560 --> 00:26:04,760
Speaker 1: that space we need.

603
00:26:04,960 --> 00:26:09,080
Speaker 3: We need to write a joke about uh, the confines

604
00:26:09,119 --> 00:26:11,280
Speaker 3: of a fig or whatever the movie is called. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

605
00:26:11,520 --> 00:26:13,960
Speaker 3: that's definitely the one. That's the least that would have

606
00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:15,399
Speaker 3: been the proper thing to say for the joke if

607
00:26:15,400 --> 00:26:16,800
Speaker 3: I can remember the sacred of the fig.

608
00:26:17,040 --> 00:26:19,639
Speaker 2: Yeah, the sacred. Yeah, there's some movie that has a figure.

609
00:26:19,760 --> 00:26:21,560
Speaker 3: That's the correct movie to say for that joke. To

610
00:26:21,720 --> 00:26:25,639
Speaker 3: that joke, it'stant yes. But but last night we're at

611
00:26:25,720 --> 00:26:29,760
Speaker 3: this restaurant, oh yeah, that was Golden uh, prep for

612
00:26:29,800 --> 00:26:32,720
Speaker 3: the Golden Globes, and we we had this other thing

613
00:26:32,800 --> 00:26:35,160
Speaker 3: we wanted to fill, h like a kind of another

614
00:26:35,200 --> 00:26:36,600
Speaker 3: gap we wanted to fill, and we've been trying to

615
00:26:36,760 --> 00:26:39,000
Speaker 3: like crack it for a long time and then we're

616
00:26:39,080 --> 00:26:41,160
Speaker 3: just going through all the names of all the nominees

617
00:26:41,400 --> 00:26:45,120
Speaker 3: and then I mean, it just came out of Nicky's head,

618
00:26:45,240 --> 00:26:48,720
Speaker 3: just like like sometimes a joke comes out like fully formed. Yeah,

619
00:26:49,080 --> 00:26:51,800
Speaker 3: just came out and you said it like like you

620
00:26:51,880 --> 00:26:54,200
Speaker 3: said it because it made you laugh. And then we

621
00:26:54,280 --> 00:26:55,639
Speaker 3: were all like, yes, that's correct.

622
00:26:55,680 --> 00:26:57,560
Speaker 1: That's the that's the so good when that happens, when

623
00:26:57,600 --> 00:26:59,520
Speaker 1: you're just kind of like saying something and people go, wait,

624
00:26:59,640 --> 00:27:03,080
Speaker 1: not you know, but that that joke only came out

625
00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:06,800
Speaker 1: of because we were trying to crack this joke that

626
00:27:08,480 --> 00:27:10,480
Speaker 1: like we kept pitching things that were like sexual in

627
00:27:10,600 --> 00:27:12,480
Speaker 1: nature because that was kind of like seemed to be

628
00:27:12,560 --> 00:27:14,119
Speaker 1: where we were going with it, and it seemed like

629
00:27:14,400 --> 00:27:17,440
Speaker 1: the easiest way to crack that nut. And then the

630
00:27:17,560 --> 00:27:19,440
Speaker 1: only way I thought of that was to be like, Okay,

631
00:27:19,520 --> 00:27:22,920
Speaker 1: if I can't be sexual, what is this? Like? What

632
00:27:23,160 --> 00:27:27,320
Speaker 1: is something else? And then that's I think what happened helped.

633
00:27:27,400 --> 00:27:29,000
Speaker 1: It's like sometimes you just have to come up with

634
00:27:29,800 --> 00:27:34,200
Speaker 1: barriers make things work. Though you think that having no

635
00:27:34,359 --> 00:27:36,679
Speaker 1: barriers is like anything could happen, Like sometimes it's too

636
00:27:36,800 --> 00:27:40,600
Speaker 1: much room or you start all of a sudden thinking

637
00:27:40,600 --> 00:27:42,520
Speaker 1: about something sexual. It's like, it doesn't have to be that.

638
00:27:42,720 --> 00:27:45,919
Speaker 1: Like I was thinking I was making the job easier,

639
00:27:45,960 --> 00:27:47,200
Speaker 1: but I was making a lot harder.

640
00:27:47,600 --> 00:27:50,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, well let me try it at the comedy.

641
00:27:50,040 --> 00:27:52,720
Speaker 2: Oh and when it worked, it was like such a

642
00:27:52,800 --> 00:27:54,160
Speaker 2: good feeling, Bob.

643
00:27:53,960 --> 00:27:55,760
Speaker 3: Said me and Bob shook hands like we just did

644
00:27:55,800 --> 00:27:59,000
Speaker 3: the Moonlight. It was just like because I said to

645
00:27:59,080 --> 00:28:01,960
Speaker 3: him before, I was like, if this joke doesn't work,

646
00:28:02,119 --> 00:28:04,480
Speaker 3: I don't I lose all faith in my ability to

647
00:28:04,560 --> 00:28:05,000
Speaker 3: judge coms.

648
00:28:05,520 --> 00:28:07,879
Speaker 1: Oh wait, there's been some moments though of running this

649
00:28:08,040 --> 00:28:10,680
Speaker 1: set where like the other night, there was a joke

650
00:28:10,760 --> 00:28:13,760
Speaker 1: that like the whole premise of the joke is that

651
00:28:13,880 --> 00:28:16,360
Speaker 1: there's this movie, and within this movie, there's this one

652
00:28:16,440 --> 00:28:19,879
Speaker 1: performance that is just kind of weird and like like

653
00:28:20,520 --> 00:28:22,359
Speaker 1: and and that's the that the whole premise of the

654
00:28:22,440 --> 00:28:25,000
Speaker 1: joke is like, this part of this part of this

655
00:28:25,119 --> 00:28:27,280
Speaker 1: movie is weird and doesn't line up with the rest.

656
00:28:27,440 --> 00:28:30,159
Speaker 1: And it's solid, like this is a solid observation that

657
00:28:30,320 --> 00:28:33,040
Speaker 1: every single person that was has weighed in on this

658
00:28:33,119 --> 00:28:35,680
Speaker 1: script has noted as well, Yeah, so I'm on stage

659
00:28:35,680 --> 00:28:37,760
Speaker 1: and it doesn't do well, Like, it doesn't resonate.

660
00:28:37,840 --> 00:28:39,000
Speaker 3: Not even that it doesn't do well.

661
00:28:39,120 --> 00:28:41,360
Speaker 2: It's literally nothing. It's not even a hitter, not even

662
00:28:41,360 --> 00:28:41,640
Speaker 2: a titter.

663
00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:43,920
Speaker 3: It wasn't even grown. It was as if they didn't

664
00:28:44,400 --> 00:28:45,960
Speaker 3: recognize that a joke had just said.

665
00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:48,960
Speaker 1: So I stopped and I go, did you all see this?

666
00:28:49,160 --> 00:28:51,840
Speaker 1: Who's seen this movie? The whole room class, you know,

667
00:28:51,880 --> 00:28:53,920
Speaker 1: eighty percent of the room whatever, seventy percent of the

668
00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:57,760
Speaker 1: room clubs. I go, did you think this thing was

669
00:28:57,960 --> 00:29:00,479
Speaker 1: weird in it? This thing that I'm talking about? Did

670
00:29:00,560 --> 00:29:03,600
Speaker 1: you do you agree that it was not good this part?

671
00:29:04,120 --> 00:29:07,160
Speaker 1: They all agree, and I go, well, then why didn't

672
00:29:07,200 --> 00:29:12,520
Speaker 1: you laugh? Dead silence there's like, we don't know like

673
00:29:12,680 --> 00:29:15,000
Speaker 1: it's just not in. I got backstage and we're like,

674
00:29:15,320 --> 00:29:18,840
Speaker 1: we still just can't figure out why I'm making an

675
00:29:18,880 --> 00:29:21,560
Speaker 1: observation about something that we all agree is the thing,

676
00:29:21,720 --> 00:29:24,160
Speaker 1: and it's actually saying something bold too, Like it's it's

677
00:29:24,240 --> 00:29:26,440
Speaker 1: kind of it's not it's not mean. It's just like

678
00:29:26,800 --> 00:29:28,720
Speaker 1: it's pointing out something that no one's really said. But

679
00:29:28,800 --> 00:29:29,520
Speaker 1: it's like it's there.

680
00:29:30,200 --> 00:29:31,520
Speaker 2: That's inherently funny.

681
00:29:31,760 --> 00:29:32,800
Speaker 3: Why is this not working?

682
00:29:33,640 --> 00:29:34,200
Speaker 2: It's a mystery.

683
00:29:34,280 --> 00:29:36,360
Speaker 3: I want to see it one more time. I think,

684
00:29:36,600 --> 00:29:42,200
Speaker 3: just know, I mean a scientific anomally. It needs to

685
00:29:42,240 --> 00:29:42,760
Speaker 3: be studied.

686
00:29:42,840 --> 00:29:46,160
Speaker 1: Oh there's wait, there's been some so many funny moments.

687
00:29:46,480 --> 00:29:48,440
Speaker 1: There was one last night. I wish we could get it.

688
00:29:48,480 --> 00:29:50,120
Speaker 1: I'm like nervous to even get into it.

689
00:29:50,680 --> 00:29:52,840
Speaker 3: Which one, Oh god, no we can't.

690
00:29:54,680 --> 00:29:57,600
Speaker 1: No, you didn't even want So. Something happened at the

691
00:29:57,680 --> 00:29:59,680
Speaker 1: show last night, and I'm sorry to besties who are

692
00:29:59,720 --> 00:30:05,080
Speaker 1: like talk cryptically, but there was a moment during our

693
00:30:05,200 --> 00:30:09,240
Speaker 1: running of the sets last night that we do you

694
00:30:09,320 --> 00:30:12,160
Speaker 1: ever in a group of people, you're all friends and

695
00:30:12,240 --> 00:30:15,080
Speaker 1: then something weird happens and you all are like, this

696
00:30:15,240 --> 00:30:17,640
Speaker 1: is so weird, but you can't say it out loud

697
00:30:17,640 --> 00:30:20,160
Speaker 1: because the weird thing that is happening is like, it

698
00:30:20,200 --> 00:30:21,960
Speaker 1: would be rude to call it out because that weird

699
00:30:22,040 --> 00:30:24,760
Speaker 1: thing is not part of the group, right, So you

700
00:30:24,960 --> 00:30:27,160
Speaker 1: all look to each other like are you okay with this?

701
00:30:27,400 --> 00:30:29,480
Speaker 1: And you go, I guess they are, so I'm not

702
00:30:29,560 --> 00:30:32,560
Speaker 1: gonna say anything, or I guess they know what's going

703
00:30:32,640 --> 00:30:35,480
Speaker 1: on here, so I shouldn't say anything. Each one of

704
00:30:35,600 --> 00:30:37,760
Speaker 1: us we collectively found it was a group of six

705
00:30:37,840 --> 00:30:42,320
Speaker 1: of us. After after this happened, we all got together

706
00:30:42,440 --> 00:30:44,680
Speaker 1: and then we all go so, you guys all knew

707
00:30:44,680 --> 00:30:47,560
Speaker 1: about this, right, and they No one knew what was

708
00:30:47,600 --> 00:30:50,320
Speaker 1: going No one was okay with what was happening, but

709
00:30:50,480 --> 00:30:54,200
Speaker 1: we all had can gaslight ourselves into thinking that everyone

710
00:30:54,320 --> 00:30:56,880
Speaker 1: else was okay with it, but none of us were.

711
00:30:57,400 --> 00:31:01,600
Speaker 3: And it was so fond. Yeah, it's like Nazi Yeah, yes, exactly.

712
00:31:01,760 --> 00:31:02,560
Speaker 3: The Nazis.

713
00:31:04,080 --> 00:31:06,320
Speaker 1: Chrismas like walking around being like I should have done something.

714
00:31:06,360 --> 00:31:07,920
Speaker 1: I can't believe I did. I was seconds away from

715
00:31:07,960 --> 00:31:09,680
Speaker 1: saying something, but I thought that you were okay with it,

716
00:31:09,720 --> 00:31:12,200
Speaker 1: and I was like, no, this was the greatest thing

717
00:31:12,240 --> 00:31:14,120
Speaker 1: that could ever happen. This is so funny. It's making

718
00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:16,840
Speaker 1: us laugh. It's it's team building to have a common

719
00:31:17,040 --> 00:31:19,720
Speaker 1: like sure thing that like, it wouldn't have been as funny,

720
00:31:20,840 --> 00:31:23,240
Speaker 1: just like the Nazis. Oh yeah, okay, it.

721
00:31:23,280 --> 00:31:24,680
Speaker 3: All comes to experience.

722
00:31:25,320 --> 00:31:26,680
Speaker 2: I have much more positive take.

723
00:31:26,600 --> 00:31:28,880
Speaker 3: On it now we understand how it could get that far.

724
00:31:29,240 --> 00:31:30,920
Speaker 1: But I loved that moment so much.

725
00:31:31,880 --> 00:31:32,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's.

726
00:31:33,840 --> 00:31:35,040
Speaker 1: The monologue's coming along.

727
00:31:35,440 --> 00:31:38,160
Speaker 2: We're getting we're too we're less than two weeks out.

728
00:31:38,400 --> 00:31:38,600
Speaker 4: Yeah.

729
00:31:38,800 --> 00:31:41,160
Speaker 1: Every time I go to the Golden Globes nominees page

730
00:31:41,200 --> 00:31:43,440
Speaker 1: to like cause it's all it's a beautiful site that

731
00:31:43,520 --> 00:31:45,600
Speaker 1: has it all lined up for us, wonderful, very grateful

732
00:31:45,720 --> 00:31:47,800
Speaker 1: for that, because whenever you want to check a reference,

733
00:31:47,840 --> 00:31:51,640
Speaker 1: it's like right there, they have a countdown clock in

734
00:31:51,720 --> 00:31:54,840
Speaker 1: the top, so like it's it always says like today

735
00:31:54,840 --> 00:31:59,640
Speaker 1: it will be like thirteen hours, thirteen days, fourteen hours, Yeah,

736
00:32:00,200 --> 00:32:03,000
Speaker 1: which feels like a lot. But it's like whenever you

737
00:32:03,040 --> 00:32:04,760
Speaker 1: have something looming. I'm sure you felt this way about

738
00:32:04,760 --> 00:32:06,320
Speaker 1: your wedding or something. You're like, oh my god, it's

739
00:32:06,360 --> 00:32:08,520
Speaker 1: a week away. It used to be months away. How

740
00:32:08,600 --> 00:32:11,200
Speaker 1: did we get here? But times fucking happens.

741
00:32:11,280 --> 00:32:15,560
Speaker 3: Man. Also, I hate when the clock starts so far

742
00:32:15,760 --> 00:32:16,320
Speaker 3: from the thing.

743
00:32:16,600 --> 00:32:20,040
Speaker 5: Yes, I want a clock, get me hundred yeah, yeah, yeah,

744
00:32:20,120 --> 00:32:21,280
Speaker 5: it's like rent or whatever.

745
00:32:21,360 --> 00:32:27,720
Speaker 3: But I don't know that the year hours it's five

746
00:32:27,840 --> 00:32:30,280
Speaker 3: hundred and seventy five thousand and six. Remember, is that

747
00:32:30,440 --> 00:32:34,680
Speaker 3: how long someone lives? That's a year. Oh that's the song.

748
00:32:35,160 --> 00:32:38,520
Speaker 3: That's how long you have made? I really that. Well,

749
00:32:38,560 --> 00:32:40,719
Speaker 3: that's what they mean. That's what they mean that, that's

750
00:32:40,760 --> 00:32:42,520
Speaker 3: what they're saying. Oh, that's why we have so little

751
00:32:42,600 --> 00:32:44,880
Speaker 3: time to live. We need to recognize that a year

752
00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:45,800
Speaker 3: is just this many.

753
00:32:46,360 --> 00:32:48,240
Speaker 1: This is what Chris said to me, like about the

754
00:32:48,320 --> 00:32:50,160
Speaker 1: Christmas because we were talking about going back and he's like,

755
00:32:50,200 --> 00:32:51,800
Speaker 1: it's a bummer. I really wanted to go back with

756
00:32:51,880 --> 00:32:52,360
Speaker 1: my family.

757
00:32:52,680 --> 00:32:54,200
Speaker 2: He's like, you only get so many.

758
00:32:54,280 --> 00:32:56,920
Speaker 1: He's like, you get what fifty Christmases with family in

759
00:32:57,000 --> 00:33:00,920
Speaker 1: your life and then yeah, eighty seven christmases you know total.

760
00:33:01,040 --> 00:33:04,960
Speaker 1: Andy's like and like that is like one fiftieth is

761
00:33:05,040 --> 00:33:07,800
Speaker 1: a lot. Yeah, two percent of the Christmases with my

762
00:33:07,920 --> 00:33:10,960
Speaker 1: family is squandered this week because of flu.

763
00:33:11,280 --> 00:33:12,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you know, it's not good to think of

764
00:33:13,040 --> 00:33:15,320
Speaker 3: things like that if we constantly I mean, yeah, I

765
00:33:15,320 --> 00:33:17,040
Speaker 3: don't I don't like that either. Where it's I don't

766
00:33:17,080 --> 00:33:19,960
Speaker 3: like reminding you remember you used to like this. That's

767
00:33:20,840 --> 00:33:22,440
Speaker 3: that chart with the dots on it.

768
00:33:22,560 --> 00:33:24,920
Speaker 2: I don't like that chart. I just think it's fast,

769
00:33:25,040 --> 00:33:26,760
Speaker 2: it's fascinating, it's terrifying.

770
00:33:26,840 --> 00:33:29,200
Speaker 3: I don't tell about that. Actually, it doesn't help me

771
00:33:29,280 --> 00:33:29,680
Speaker 3: to look.

772
00:33:29,880 --> 00:33:31,920
Speaker 1: The chart that has one dot for each week of

773
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:34,400
Speaker 1: your life, and then you look and it's way less

774
00:33:34,440 --> 00:33:36,840
Speaker 1: dots than you would think that. You would think it

775
00:33:36,840 --> 00:33:39,160
Speaker 1: would build all of dots, but it is like a

776
00:33:39,480 --> 00:33:41,000
Speaker 1: fucking postcard of dots.

777
00:33:41,160 --> 00:33:42,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know what I hate?

778
00:33:42,520 --> 00:33:44,400
Speaker 2: Too small weeks.

779
00:33:44,560 --> 00:33:47,880
Speaker 5: Nineteen ninety five is closer to nineteen forty than it

780
00:33:48,040 --> 00:33:49,000
Speaker 5: is to twenty twenty.

781
00:33:49,440 --> 00:33:50,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, I hate those.

782
00:33:50,680 --> 00:33:53,320
Speaker 1: I just hate what people are accomplishing things in their

783
00:33:53,360 --> 00:33:58,200
Speaker 1: twenties and you're like, oh my, like you just think

784
00:33:58,240 --> 00:34:00,520
Speaker 1: about what you were doing at that time. I'm and

785
00:34:00,600 --> 00:34:03,760
Speaker 1: I know that I'm an accomplished person, and you could say, oh,

786
00:34:04,160 --> 00:34:06,920
Speaker 1: but it's just there's still times when it's like someone

787
00:34:07,040 --> 00:34:10,000
Speaker 1: hosts SNL when they're twenty three and they still they

788
00:34:10,040 --> 00:34:12,839
Speaker 1: have like a body of work. Yeah, and they've three

789
00:34:12,880 --> 00:34:16,600
Speaker 1: Carpenter is like twenty seven and has like six albums,

790
00:34:17,239 --> 00:34:20,640
Speaker 1: and like, I'm just like, how of and you you're

791
00:34:20,680 --> 00:34:22,560
Speaker 1: not even in your thirties yet. You haven't even been

792
00:34:22,640 --> 00:34:26,080
Speaker 1: like I am old and I'm thirty yet, and it's like, god,

793
00:34:26,480 --> 00:34:26,880
Speaker 1: fuck you.

794
00:34:27,640 --> 00:34:29,040
Speaker 2: Why it makes me so upset.

795
00:34:29,280 --> 00:34:31,680
Speaker 5: I also hate when people are like he finished med

796
00:34:31,719 --> 00:34:35,480
Speaker 5: school at fifty eight. It's like, quit already, you fucking dick.

797
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:38,840
Speaker 1: And I don't really appreciate those things that are like listen,

798
00:34:39,360 --> 00:34:41,919
Speaker 1: so and so didn't get started on their dissertation until

799
00:34:41,960 --> 00:34:46,120
Speaker 1: they were thirty eight. I'm like, well, I'm forty I missed.

800
00:34:47,160 --> 00:34:48,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, that doesn't help me.

801
00:34:49,320 --> 00:34:51,120
Speaker 5: Someone said the other day like, I'm not going to

802
00:34:51,160 --> 00:34:53,560
Speaker 5: get a facelift until I'm like forty five, and I

803
00:34:53,640 --> 00:34:57,800
Speaker 5: was like yeah, and I was like forty four, Holy no,

804
00:34:57,960 --> 00:34:59,040
Speaker 5: I know, I'm do.

805
00:35:00,080 --> 00:35:02,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I'm do.

806
00:35:03,520 --> 00:35:07,160
Speaker 1: I can't. I'm sorry to people who get I think

807
00:35:07,160 --> 00:35:10,080
Speaker 1: I've said it on here before. You're getting facial surgery

808
00:35:10,360 --> 00:35:14,319
Speaker 1: in this business, you're lazy because you don't work hard enough.

809
00:35:14,360 --> 00:35:15,000
Speaker 3: If you if you have.

810
00:35:15,120 --> 00:35:19,239
Speaker 1: Time to get a surgery and recover from it, you're

811
00:35:19,320 --> 00:35:22,239
Speaker 1: not working you. I do not have time for it.

812
00:35:22,719 --> 00:35:25,880
Speaker 1: I work hard enough that I am, and I have

813
00:35:26,040 --> 00:35:28,920
Speaker 1: things to do where I have to be on camera.

814
00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:30,359
Speaker 2: I have to work. I have to show up.

815
00:35:30,719 --> 00:35:33,359
Speaker 1: I don't get to take off a week or two

816
00:35:33,640 --> 00:35:37,480
Speaker 1: to have drains in my face and sleep you know,

817
00:35:37,760 --> 00:35:38,359
Speaker 1: on my back.

818
00:35:38,480 --> 00:35:39,960
Speaker 3: Are you talking about a facelift?

819
00:35:40,480 --> 00:35:41,520
Speaker 4: A what is that?

820
00:35:41,640 --> 00:35:42,280
Speaker 1: D DBL?

821
00:35:42,520 --> 00:35:44,320
Speaker 3: A faceliftbl kidding me?

822
00:35:44,400 --> 00:35:45,080
Speaker 1: A facelift?

823
00:35:45,400 --> 00:35:48,760
Speaker 3: This pull pulls everything back and then you get discards

824
00:35:48,840 --> 00:35:49,160
Speaker 3: right here.

825
00:35:49,440 --> 00:35:51,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I don't have to do this ship.

826
00:35:51,360 --> 00:35:52,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't get it.

827
00:35:52,160 --> 00:35:52,880
Speaker 1: They look amazing.

828
00:35:53,200 --> 00:35:55,239
Speaker 3: My mom got one. It was crazy. What do you mean,

829
00:35:55,320 --> 00:35:56,080
Speaker 3: but your mom got.

830
00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:59,080
Speaker 1: One like, you know, twenty five years ago, probably thirty

831
00:35:59,160 --> 00:36:01,040
Speaker 1: years yea, when it was like a different deal.

832
00:36:01,239 --> 00:36:02,279
Speaker 2: We'll talk about when we get by.

833
00:36:02,320 --> 00:36:02,960
Speaker 3: We wad to good break.

834
00:36:04,920 --> 00:36:07,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, your mom got a facelift back when they were

835
00:36:07,120 --> 00:36:08,960
Speaker 1: still kind of experimental almost.

836
00:36:09,160 --> 00:36:12,360
Speaker 3: But my grandma, even my grandma, her mom got a

837
00:36:12,400 --> 00:36:14,560
Speaker 3: face like I come from a long line facelift.

838
00:36:14,760 --> 00:36:15,959
Speaker 2: I'm doing it for sure.

839
00:36:16,360 --> 00:36:18,640
Speaker 3: But it's crazy when they like get the surgery, they

840
00:36:18,760 --> 00:36:20,640
Speaker 3: really look like monsters.

841
00:36:21,080 --> 00:36:22,640
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you look at me in the room.

842
00:36:22,719 --> 00:36:24,799
Speaker 3: I go into her room and she just feeling.

843
00:36:25,480 --> 00:36:28,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I get my mom a facelift. Oh really, yeah,

844
00:36:29,520 --> 00:36:32,200
Speaker 1: she's she's letting me because she was you know, there's

845
00:36:32,239 --> 00:36:35,120
Speaker 1: just some things that I'm like, mom, like there's fixes

846
00:36:35,160 --> 00:36:35,320
Speaker 1: for this.

847
00:36:35,520 --> 00:36:37,160
Speaker 3: Like when people get facelifts, I always.

848
00:36:37,440 --> 00:36:38,080
Speaker 1: See that's good.

849
00:36:40,160 --> 00:36:40,760
Speaker 2: I'm not kidding.

850
00:36:40,840 --> 00:36:42,880
Speaker 3: I see a picture of someone got a facelift that

851
00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:43,719
Speaker 3: actually looks good.

852
00:36:43,880 --> 00:36:44,080
Speaker 1: Yeah.

853
00:36:44,440 --> 00:36:46,120
Speaker 3: And while you're looking that up, I'll say. There was

854
00:36:46,200 --> 00:36:49,640
Speaker 3: this influencer on Instagram who I don't follow anymore because

855
00:36:49,640 --> 00:36:51,600
Speaker 3: they're making me so mad because of how much success

856
00:36:51,719 --> 00:36:55,000
Speaker 3: they're having. Just a random influencer, and they were like,

857
00:36:55,400 --> 00:36:58,560
Speaker 3: me and my husband just bought our cabin upstate. And

858
00:36:58,640 --> 00:37:01,680
Speaker 3: she's twenty four. She has she has an apartment in

859
00:37:01,719 --> 00:37:04,120
Speaker 3: New York and then she's a cabin upstate and I'm like,

860
00:37:04,160 --> 00:37:06,279
Speaker 3: you're twenty four, and it just made me so mad.

861
00:37:06,600 --> 00:37:07,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's upsetting.

862
00:37:07,760 --> 00:37:10,839
Speaker 5: Well, social media has expedited everything, yeah, with that kind

863
00:37:10,880 --> 00:37:12,839
Speaker 5: of stuff, especially if you're in your twenties. I mean

864
00:37:12,880 --> 00:37:14,400
Speaker 5: back in the day, it was like literally there was

865
00:37:14,480 --> 00:37:16,640
Speaker 5: like five twenty three year olds that could do that.

866
00:37:16,719 --> 00:37:19,479
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, there was like Jonathan Taylor Tomlinson yeah yeah,

867
00:37:19,520 --> 00:37:24,319
Speaker 3: and his bolder brother. Yeah. No. It's uh. I think

868
00:37:24,400 --> 00:37:28,680
Speaker 3: I really do think that Silicon Valley and social media

869
00:37:28,840 --> 00:37:32,480
Speaker 3: and disruptors have done more damage to society than like

870
00:37:32,560 --> 00:37:33,480
Speaker 3: the oil industry.

871
00:37:33,960 --> 00:37:37,440
Speaker 5: Oh well, they've destroyed our society. What do you think

872
00:37:37,440 --> 00:37:39,880
Speaker 5: about TikTok being removed on the nineteenth?

873
00:37:40,080 --> 00:37:40,279
Speaker 3: Wait?

874
00:37:40,360 --> 00:37:40,879
Speaker 1: What really?

875
00:37:41,160 --> 00:37:43,640
Speaker 3: Well, you haven't heard about Trump on the nineteenth. Yeah

876
00:37:43,680 --> 00:37:46,800
Speaker 3: that's the last day. Yeah it really. It's really rolling

877
00:37:46,880 --> 00:37:49,439
Speaker 3: towards that conclusion. But even though Trump said he's gonna

878
00:37:49,520 --> 00:37:52,319
Speaker 3: intervene because he likes that TikTok, but I don't think

879
00:37:52,360 --> 00:37:54,120
Speaker 3: he's gonna do anything. I don't think he's gonna be

880
00:37:54,120 --> 00:37:55,400
Speaker 3: able to pull it off. I don't think he's going

881
00:37:55,440 --> 00:37:58,080
Speaker 3: to put together the correct people to actually stop this

882
00:37:58,160 --> 00:37:58,560
Speaker 3: from hapving.

883
00:37:58,600 --> 00:38:00,000
Speaker 2: I can't find the facelift thing. But I'll show you

884
00:38:00,040 --> 00:38:00,440
Speaker 2: an example.

885
00:38:00,480 --> 00:38:02,440
Speaker 5: I love when Trump talks about it because he goes

886
00:38:03,400 --> 00:38:06,719
Speaker 5: his whole reason for TikTok staying is because he did

887
00:38:06,800 --> 00:38:07,440
Speaker 5: good numbers.

888
00:38:07,480 --> 00:38:10,759
Speaker 3: It has nothing to do Oh I'm not.

889
00:38:10,960 --> 00:38:13,120
Speaker 1: I mean everything he does is from a place of

890
00:38:13,400 --> 00:38:15,719
Speaker 1: does it benefit him? And it will never not be

891
00:38:15,840 --> 00:38:19,759
Speaker 1: that way. It's anyone who is surprised by that, you're

892
00:38:19,800 --> 00:38:22,480
Speaker 1: a moron. It's the way he is accept it. I

893
00:38:22,600 --> 00:38:25,400
Speaker 1: have accepted it. He only operates from a place of

894
00:38:25,800 --> 00:38:29,239
Speaker 1: of me, me, me, and that's why if I ever

895
00:38:29,480 --> 00:38:32,040
Speaker 1: come into contact with him, I'll just tell him he's

896
00:38:32,120 --> 00:38:34,160
Speaker 1: really hot and I love him, of course, and it'll

897
00:38:34,239 --> 00:38:36,600
Speaker 1: everything will be okay for me and everyone will be

898
00:38:37,120 --> 00:38:42,200
Speaker 1: if you just just it's it's really a good thing

899
00:38:42,360 --> 00:38:47,919
Speaker 1: that someone is so able to just flattery, and it's

900
00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:51,760
Speaker 1: like it's a good thing for No, it's obviously horrible,

901
00:38:51,840 --> 00:38:54,920
Speaker 1: but I'm trying to see the benefits of it. But

902
00:38:55,320 --> 00:38:58,480
Speaker 1: anyone who is under the I don't even think he

903
00:38:58,560 --> 00:39:00,840
Speaker 1: would want you to be under the illusion that he

904
00:39:00,960 --> 00:39:01,560
Speaker 1: cares about you.

905
00:39:01,880 --> 00:39:02,840
Speaker 3: Right anymore.

906
00:39:03,280 --> 00:39:07,720
Speaker 1: I think it's I think I'm not saying anything crazy

907
00:39:07,840 --> 00:39:10,320
Speaker 1: here to say that he doesn't care about literally anyone

908
00:39:10,400 --> 00:39:10,920
Speaker 1: but himself.

909
00:39:11,080 --> 00:39:12,399
Speaker 2: That is, there's just no way.

910
00:39:13,160 --> 00:39:16,200
Speaker 3: He just probably thinks that everyone's the same way. Everyone

911
00:39:16,239 --> 00:39:18,520
Speaker 3: else is just thinking about themselves too, So why yeah,

912
00:39:18,520 --> 00:39:19,759
Speaker 3: I could see that.

913
00:39:20,120 --> 00:39:22,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, speaking of Trump, So you were I'm not

914
00:39:22,400 --> 00:39:23,120
Speaker 1: even mad about it.

915
00:39:23,360 --> 00:39:25,840
Speaker 3: You're in New York doing a million press thing. I

916
00:39:25,960 --> 00:39:26,719
Speaker 3: think we talked about that.

917
00:39:26,840 --> 00:39:27,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

918
00:39:27,760 --> 00:39:30,160
Speaker 3: I to the top of the Empire State Building and

919
00:39:30,239 --> 00:39:32,920
Speaker 3: then you did a video lip syncing video, yes, and

920
00:39:33,320 --> 00:39:36,160
Speaker 3: it was shared. It was a joint post with the

921
00:39:36,239 --> 00:39:36,879
Speaker 3: Empire State.

922
00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:39,480
Speaker 1: The Empire State Building is a press tour stop now

923
00:39:39,640 --> 00:39:42,320
Speaker 1: for like, we're on the way there, no offense, Empire

924
00:39:42,640 --> 00:39:44,279
Speaker 1: State and the social media team.

925
00:39:44,320 --> 00:39:46,839
Speaker 2: But I was like, it was a really long day.

926
00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:49,640
Speaker 1: I had just gotten done doing literally seventeen interviews with

927
00:39:49,800 --> 00:39:52,800
Speaker 1: affiliates where you just sit down and then they go, Okay, Nikki,

928
00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:54,960
Speaker 1: we're patching you through the Sacramento five minute interview with

929
00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:57,640
Speaker 1: the news team. There, now to Saint Louis, Now to Philadelphia,

930
00:39:57,760 --> 00:40:00,799
Speaker 1: now to Chicago, now to Arizona, now to la now

931
00:40:00,880 --> 00:40:02,879
Speaker 1: in New York. Literally seventeen in a row for two

932
00:40:02,880 --> 00:40:04,520
Speaker 1: and a half hours. Then a photo shoot with New

933
00:40:04,600 --> 00:40:06,960
Speaker 1: York Times. Before that it was The View, it was

934
00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:10,600
Speaker 1: Kelly and Mark, and then before that it was Gael King.

935
00:40:10,680 --> 00:40:13,360
Speaker 1: This was all in one morning. It's like, now it's crazy.

936
00:40:13,440 --> 00:40:15,040
Speaker 1: Now it's one thirty and I have to go to

937
00:40:15,080 --> 00:40:17,240
Speaker 1: the Empire State Building and it was sick.

938
00:40:17,160 --> 00:40:19,080
Speaker 3: Yeah for you to jump off the building.

939
00:40:19,920 --> 00:40:21,880
Speaker 1: I literally said that I go next for going to

940
00:40:21,920 --> 00:40:25,359
Speaker 1: the Empire State. I'm jumping off and uh and then

941
00:40:25,360 --> 00:40:27,120
Speaker 1: you're going to live We're on the way there, and

942
00:40:27,160 --> 00:40:28,759
Speaker 1: I said to my publicist in the backseat, I go

943
00:40:28,920 --> 00:40:30,759
Speaker 1: this was something I probably should have said no to right,

944
00:40:30,800 --> 00:40:32,080
Speaker 1: and she goes no, no, no. This is like a

945
00:40:32,160 --> 00:40:34,360
Speaker 1: big press stop and you go in and it's like

946
00:40:34,760 --> 00:40:40,160
Speaker 1: every famous person has been there. Final thought, the Empire

947
00:40:40,200 --> 00:40:40,880
Speaker 1: State is like.

948
00:40:41,040 --> 00:40:45,359
Speaker 3: The new Carson whoa well at a million show.

949
00:40:45,680 --> 00:40:48,719
Speaker 2: Yeah you go there, you you take a tour, you

950
00:40:48,840 --> 00:40:50,680
Speaker 2: go up. But the press team is so good.

951
00:40:50,680 --> 00:40:52,440
Speaker 1: They keep you in this like amazing green room with

952
00:40:52,480 --> 00:40:54,120
Speaker 1: all these snacks and stuff, and then they bring you

953
00:40:54,320 --> 00:40:57,719
Speaker 1: up and then you shoot a video of you like

954
00:40:57,880 --> 00:41:00,600
Speaker 1: sitting with the like statues.

955
00:41:00,840 --> 00:41:01,560
Speaker 2: Sit you do up.

956
00:41:02,480 --> 00:41:04,680
Speaker 1: So I'm there's like a model of the Empire State

957
00:41:04,719 --> 00:41:06,600
Speaker 1: building on the ground floor and you like stand there

958
00:41:07,400 --> 00:41:09,800
Speaker 1: and you they're like, oh, there's a photo op. So

959
00:41:09,920 --> 00:41:10,680
Speaker 1: I go to stand there.

960
00:41:10,960 --> 00:41:11,760
Speaker 2: I have no idea.

961
00:41:11,880 --> 00:41:13,799
Speaker 1: I think it's just gonna be like their social media

962
00:41:13,800 --> 00:41:16,600
Speaker 1: team taking a picture or maybe one photographer. There's like

963
00:41:17,520 --> 00:41:21,600
Speaker 1: fifteen photographers that are all there going I've never seen it.

964
00:41:21,680 --> 00:41:23,839
Speaker 1: It's like I've done the Emmy Red carpet. I've done

965
00:41:25,080 --> 00:41:27,480
Speaker 1: you know, Critics' Choice, I've done so many red carpets.

966
00:41:27,840 --> 00:41:30,960
Speaker 1: Nothing has ever been this intense of like I was.

967
00:41:31,080 --> 00:41:33,520
Speaker 1: I literally there's a picture of me going, what's happening

968
00:41:33,520 --> 00:41:37,560
Speaker 1: because I thought I thought BTS like a K pop

969
00:41:37,640 --> 00:41:38,440
Speaker 1: band was behind me.

970
00:41:38,520 --> 00:41:39,480
Speaker 3: It was that insane.

971
00:41:39,760 --> 00:41:41,760
Speaker 1: But they were all there just to make a picture

972
00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:43,759
Speaker 1: of me, and I'm like, this is a waste of

973
00:41:43,800 --> 00:41:45,719
Speaker 1: their time. But it was so nice because I'm just like,

974
00:41:45,840 --> 00:41:48,320
Speaker 1: who am Like? Who cares about the mark.

975
00:41:48,239 --> 00:41:50,000
Speaker 3: Car goes a little further in New York than it

976
00:41:50,040 --> 00:41:50,399
Speaker 3: does here?

977
00:41:50,800 --> 00:41:53,279
Speaker 1: I guess so, but I was, I truly because I

978
00:41:53,600 --> 00:41:54,960
Speaker 1: was not planned for it, and I'm looking over my

979
00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:57,799
Speaker 1: publicist like what's happening? Like is this a bigger thing

980
00:41:57,840 --> 00:41:59,840
Speaker 1: than I know about? Like it was Nikki?

981
00:42:00,080 --> 00:42:00,200
Speaker 4: Here?

982
00:42:00,800 --> 00:42:05,600
Speaker 3: Was it old timy camera? It looked like it you

983
00:42:05,640 --> 00:42:08,160
Speaker 3: know what I mean? Maybe it felt like I was

984
00:42:08,200 --> 00:42:08,680
Speaker 3: in a movie.

985
00:42:08,800 --> 00:42:10,560
Speaker 2: It felt like I was in Nodding Hills.

986
00:42:10,560 --> 00:42:13,719
Speaker 3: I loved the Chrysler building. Mcmade like like you just

987
00:42:13,800 --> 00:42:16,719
Speaker 3: walked out of a courthouse defending Boo Radley. Yeah, yeah,

988
00:42:16,760 --> 00:42:17,640
Speaker 3: it was a purp walk.

989
00:42:17,880 --> 00:42:19,640
Speaker 1: I wish they that's some of the pictures, because there's

990
00:42:19,640 --> 00:42:22,360
Speaker 1: definitely pictures of me going what's happened? Like looking behind me?

991
00:42:22,400 --> 00:42:22,959
Speaker 2: Because I don't.

992
00:42:23,040 --> 00:42:25,320
Speaker 1: I'm so clue. I'm like, are other people coming to this?

993
00:42:25,360 --> 00:42:26,920
Speaker 1: Because why would all these people be here for me,

994
00:42:27,280 --> 00:42:29,279
Speaker 1: but it wasn't about me. It's just like they all

995
00:42:29,320 --> 00:42:31,320
Speaker 1: get called every day when there's a celebrity there. So

996
00:42:31,400 --> 00:42:33,000
Speaker 1: it's like the same people. And then some of the

997
00:42:34,400 --> 00:42:37,600
Speaker 1: can you move, We're trying to Yeah, they really celebrity.

998
00:42:38,719 --> 00:42:40,640
Speaker 1: I've never seen anything like it. And then I walk

999
00:42:40,719 --> 00:42:43,000
Speaker 1: off and I'm like someone, could someone have told me

1000
00:42:43,160 --> 00:42:43,400
Speaker 1: that was?

1001
00:42:43,480 --> 00:42:44,279
Speaker 2: Like I had note what.

1002
00:42:44,520 --> 00:42:46,520
Speaker 1: They're like, yeah, well it's a press up or whatever

1003
00:42:46,560 --> 00:42:48,680
Speaker 1: it's called. I go, but I've never done anything that

1004
00:42:48,840 --> 00:42:51,200
Speaker 1: was insane. Yeah. And then we go up and that

1005
00:42:51,280 --> 00:42:53,040
Speaker 1: you walked down a hall and there's all these pictures

1006
00:42:53,080 --> 00:42:56,280
Speaker 1: of every celebrity you've ever heard of. It's like playing

1007
00:42:56,320 --> 00:42:59,680
Speaker 1: the modern era in the modern Carson there, you know,

1008
00:42:59,800 --> 00:43:02,520
Speaker 1: like everyone know in the modern era. It's like they

1009
00:43:02,600 --> 00:43:05,000
Speaker 1: have made a huge effort to be like this is

1010
00:43:05,040 --> 00:43:05,920
Speaker 1: a press up.

1011
00:43:06,200 --> 00:43:08,080
Speaker 3: I don't know, what is the empire state building need

1012
00:43:08,160 --> 00:43:10,560
Speaker 3: from us? They make so much money off tourism, so

1013
00:43:10,640 --> 00:43:11,000
Speaker 3: it's like I.

1014
00:43:12,360 --> 00:43:15,879
Speaker 1: Am like rushing past hordes of people that are there

1015
00:43:15,920 --> 00:43:17,800
Speaker 1: to see it. So it's like all these people tourists

1016
00:43:17,840 --> 00:43:20,040
Speaker 1: and they're like coming through and they're like making room

1017
00:43:20,080 --> 00:43:21,759
Speaker 1: for me, and like I'm getting in the elevator before

1018
00:43:21,760 --> 00:43:23,200
Speaker 1: all these people cutting in line, like you kind of

1019
00:43:23,200 --> 00:43:25,040
Speaker 1: feel like an asshole the whole time. And then you

1020
00:43:25,160 --> 00:43:27,960
Speaker 1: go up to the one hundred and second floor and

1021
00:43:28,040 --> 00:43:29,279
Speaker 1: then they're like, you have to sign a waiver if

1022
00:43:29,320 --> 00:43:30,640
Speaker 1: you want to go one hundred and third floor. That's

1023
00:43:30,719 --> 00:43:32,680
Speaker 1: only for like celebrities and press ups. So I get

1024
00:43:32,719 --> 00:43:37,640
Speaker 1: to go to the highest observation deck in the Western Hemisphere. WHOA,

1025
00:43:38,239 --> 00:43:39,399
Speaker 1: I don't even know what that means.

1026
00:43:39,800 --> 00:43:42,719
Speaker 3: I mean that's higher than like Sears Tower.

1027
00:43:42,840 --> 00:43:45,279
Speaker 1: In the Western Hemisphere. So where's where is.

1028
00:43:45,280 --> 00:43:49,040
Speaker 4: The hemisphere that's the tropic of cancer. Where is it

1029
00:43:49,239 --> 00:43:51,720
Speaker 4: is in the middle of the Western hemisphere planic?

1030
00:43:51,840 --> 00:43:53,840
Speaker 3: No, yeah, that's a good question.

1031
00:43:54,040 --> 00:43:56,799
Speaker 1: Like what observation deck is killing it on the other side, I.

1032
00:43:56,800 --> 00:44:01,120
Speaker 3: Want to yeah or something. They don't have an observation

1033
00:44:01,280 --> 00:44:02,440
Speaker 3: deck though. That's like a big.

1034
00:44:04,280 --> 00:44:07,040
Speaker 1: I don't like heights, and they keep asking like are

1035
00:44:07,080 --> 00:44:08,920
Speaker 1: you okay with heights? My makeup guy like couldn't go

1036
00:44:09,120 --> 00:44:10,839
Speaker 1: up because he's scared of heights, and I was like, oh, good,

1037
00:44:10,960 --> 00:44:13,560
Speaker 1: Like you don't need to do this. I love I

1038
00:44:13,640 --> 00:44:16,440
Speaker 1: love honoring people's anxieties. I'm like, no, this is and

1039
00:44:16,560 --> 00:44:17,880
Speaker 1: he's like, what if you need to touch up? Like

1040
00:44:18,040 --> 00:44:20,279
Speaker 1: I think I'll be okay. So he stays down there.

1041
00:44:20,560 --> 00:44:22,759
Speaker 1: We go all the way up it is and you

1042
00:44:22,880 --> 00:44:24,799
Speaker 1: can just jump off. I mean like there's you had

1043
00:44:24,840 --> 00:44:26,320
Speaker 1: to sign a waiver because there's that you won't do

1044
00:44:26,360 --> 00:44:29,239
Speaker 1: anything squirrely because they wouldn't trust like the public up there.

1045
00:44:29,360 --> 00:44:31,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, you did jump off, like in that that one

1046
00:44:31,520 --> 00:44:33,720
Speaker 3: building that you oh yeah.

1047
00:44:34,239 --> 00:44:36,040
Speaker 1: Oh that's the that's the one that they don't let

1048
00:44:36,080 --> 00:44:38,320
Speaker 1: you go up alone because some are killing themselves. So

1049
00:44:38,360 --> 00:44:40,239
Speaker 1: if you go with a person, they figure you won't

1050
00:44:40,239 --> 00:44:42,280
Speaker 1: commit suicide. But then a kid was with his family

1051
00:44:42,320 --> 00:44:43,879
Speaker 1: and did it, so then I think you can't even

1052
00:44:43,880 --> 00:44:46,680
Speaker 1: go up anywhere. It's the one in Hudson Yards. It's like,

1053
00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:49,400
Speaker 1: it's a really cool looking building. It looks like a beehive.

1054
00:44:49,480 --> 00:44:51,439
Speaker 1: If you want to google, if you're like a morbid person,

1055
00:44:51,560 --> 00:44:54,000
Speaker 1: look up a building in Hudson Yards.

1056
00:44:54,040 --> 00:44:54,600
Speaker 2: Suicide.

1057
00:44:54,760 --> 00:44:57,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a lot of them. Anyway, So we go

1058
00:44:57,719 --> 00:45:00,480
Speaker 1: up and they told me Jared Leto dropped his phone off.

1059
00:45:00,800 --> 00:45:02,880
Speaker 1: His phone breaks didn't break. It all went all the

1060
00:45:02,880 --> 00:45:05,520
Speaker 1: way down to the nineties. Four Oh okay, so flat.

1061
00:45:07,200 --> 00:45:09,440
Speaker 3: That would have went right through someone's skull down to

1062
00:45:09,680 --> 00:45:10,560
Speaker 3: through their pelvision.

1063
00:45:10,640 --> 00:45:13,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, twelve seconds to someone's pelvis.

1064
00:45:14,080 --> 00:45:19,719
Speaker 4: Yeah, so is that his banned twelve second Yeah, drop

1065
00:45:19,760 --> 00:45:21,719
Speaker 4: a penny for a second. You drop a penny from that,

1066
00:45:21,960 --> 00:45:23,600
Speaker 4: I know it can like go down your It's like

1067
00:45:23,800 --> 00:45:24,200
Speaker 4: it's like a.

1068
00:45:25,320 --> 00:45:27,000
Speaker 2: Though it has wind.

1069
00:45:27,360 --> 00:45:28,600
Speaker 3: Well one holds pennies.

1070
00:45:28,920 --> 00:45:31,440
Speaker 2: No wind makes a penny not go totally.

1071
00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:33,279
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's maybe the wind.

1072
00:45:33,560 --> 00:45:35,960
Speaker 1: I think wind does affect it. Anyway, I'm out there

1073
00:45:36,040 --> 00:45:37,960
Speaker 1: and they're like bullet Emily came up with a great

1074
00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:40,400
Speaker 1: idea to like because they were tossing around their social

1075
00:45:40,440 --> 00:45:42,200
Speaker 1: media team was like, you want to film something, and

1076
00:45:42,239 --> 00:45:44,360
Speaker 1: we're going through all these ideas. They pitched me the

1077
00:45:44,400 --> 00:45:47,239
Speaker 1: Gracy Abrams TikTok trend that I started to do.

1078
00:45:47,480 --> 00:45:51,480
Speaker 3: Well copy No, I know, like verbatim.

1079
00:45:51,560 --> 00:45:54,080
Speaker 2: Well, it's like a track, it's a trend, so it's

1080
00:45:54,080 --> 00:45:54,479
Speaker 2: not copy.

1081
00:45:54,600 --> 00:45:57,239
Speaker 1: That's like what you do you started, Yeah, trends are

1082
00:45:57,280 --> 00:46:00,680
Speaker 1: not copy song. It's so funny that any credit for

1083
00:46:00,760 --> 00:46:02,840
Speaker 1: a Gracey Abram song I didn't know, I just lips

1084
00:46:03,040 --> 00:46:04,120
Speaker 1: too has.

1085
00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:05,640
Speaker 3: Made plagiarism fun and acceptable.

1086
00:46:05,840 --> 00:46:07,600
Speaker 1: No, it's fun to do trends like it's it's fun

1087
00:46:07,719 --> 00:46:10,560
Speaker 1: about the artist anymore. No, it's like, you know, you

1088
00:46:10,760 --> 00:46:13,080
Speaker 1: hope that you can create something sometimes original, but I

1089
00:46:13,320 --> 00:46:15,000
Speaker 1: like trends. I don't think it's copying at all. I

1090
00:46:15,120 --> 00:46:16,880
Speaker 1: was so so flattered that that took off, and I

1091
00:46:17,080 --> 00:46:18,960
Speaker 1: wasn't like, why are people tagging me? It's not even

1092
00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:20,960
Speaker 1: my song? Like my song, I'd be like, why are

1093
00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:22,920
Speaker 1: people tagging me? If you're not taking Gracie in that,

1094
00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:25,080
Speaker 1: that's weird. But like you looking in a mirror and

1095
00:46:25,080 --> 00:46:26,600
Speaker 1: then walking to a hall, I don't care. Yes, I

1096
00:46:26,680 --> 00:46:28,799
Speaker 1: know I started it, but it's it's not I don't

1097
00:46:28,840 --> 00:46:29,560
Speaker 1: really have a lot of.

1098
00:46:29,680 --> 00:46:34,759
Speaker 3: I don't think, but oh sure, sure yeah and so

1099
00:46:35,960 --> 00:46:37,920
Speaker 3: but what you did was awesome.

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00:46:38,280 --> 00:46:41,880
Speaker 1: So yeah, so Emily, because I was like, Emily, we

1101
00:46:41,920 --> 00:46:43,400
Speaker 1: need to come up with a song, and I'm like

1102
00:46:43,480 --> 00:46:47,400
Speaker 1: trying to think of she was like, what about to

1103
00:46:47,520 --> 00:46:49,680
Speaker 1: find Gravity? And I'm like, oh, it's been done, it's

1104
00:46:49,719 --> 00:46:51,880
Speaker 1: like Wicked's like late now. And then She's like I

1105
00:46:51,920 --> 00:46:54,279
Speaker 1: don't know, it's like it could work, and I'm like oh,

1106
00:46:54,480 --> 00:46:57,759
Speaker 1: But then I'm on my way from the toy from

1107
00:46:58,440 --> 00:47:00,200
Speaker 1: you know, all these presitive views, and we're going over

1108
00:47:00,200 --> 00:47:03,439
Speaker 1: there and I'm like trying to memorize defying gravity because

1109
00:47:03,440 --> 00:47:05,719
Speaker 1: I've like, I like, I have listened to it a lot,

1110
00:47:05,800 --> 00:47:10,160
Speaker 1: but like that part that's like, uh, what is it?

1111
00:47:10,160 --> 00:47:15,040
Speaker 3: It's me yeah, and give you dare to die?

1112
00:47:15,040 --> 00:47:19,960
Speaker 1: I may look to the western sky and it was Yes,

1113
00:47:20,080 --> 00:47:24,280
Speaker 1: it was nailed it. And so we filmed it twice.

1114
00:47:24,360 --> 00:47:25,840
Speaker 1: We nailed it both times, but that was just the

1115
00:47:25,920 --> 00:47:28,200
Speaker 1: better one. And the guy that was filming it, the

1116
00:47:28,280 --> 00:47:30,919
Speaker 1: team there shout out to the Embire State Building social

1117
00:47:30,920 --> 00:47:34,400
Speaker 1: media team. This kid was walking backwards on this observation

1118
00:47:34,480 --> 00:47:37,320
Speaker 1: desk deck one hundred and three floors up. I like

1119
00:47:37,560 --> 00:47:39,520
Speaker 1: I was posing for pictures and I was just having

1120
00:47:39,560 --> 00:47:41,719
Speaker 1: to like just close my eyes until then I opened

1121
00:47:41,719 --> 00:47:44,160
Speaker 1: for the picture because I was so nervous being up there.

1122
00:47:44,320 --> 00:47:46,200
Speaker 1: But it helps to have something to do, because I

1123
00:47:46,440 --> 00:47:48,480
Speaker 1: if you're focused on a performance, you can't be scared.

1124
00:47:49,040 --> 00:47:50,880
Speaker 1: Like it's so interesting. It really made me realize, like,

1125
00:47:50,880 --> 00:47:52,440
Speaker 1: you know, I always talking about my feet don't hurt

1126
00:47:52,520 --> 00:47:54,960
Speaker 1: wearing shoes when I'm performing, until I stopped performing, and

1127
00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:57,080
Speaker 1: then my feet will hurt. If you're performing, your other

1128
00:47:57,200 --> 00:48:00,920
Speaker 1: fears go away and you can do so like you know,

1129
00:48:01,040 --> 00:48:03,600
Speaker 1: talking to someone really famous on camera doing a scene

1130
00:48:03,840 --> 00:48:06,640
Speaker 1: not scary. Second cameras go off, I'm my teeth are

1131
00:48:06,680 --> 00:48:08,280
Speaker 1: shattering because I'm so nervous talking.

1132
00:48:08,160 --> 00:48:09,920
Speaker 3: To this point, when the camera's on, you both have

1133
00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:12,719
Speaker 3: an obligation to perform, and when the camera's off, there's

1134
00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:14,160
Speaker 3: the hierarchy resumes.

1135
00:48:14,840 --> 00:48:16,600
Speaker 1: Yeah it's up to you now.

1136
00:48:17,120 --> 00:48:17,319
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1137
00:48:18,680 --> 00:48:21,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's why, Like people are like Chris is always

1138
00:48:21,080 --> 00:48:23,319
Speaker 1: like after a show, like let's go hang out with all,

1139
00:48:23,520 --> 00:48:26,000
Speaker 1: Like if we'll go to like an award show, like

1140
00:48:26,080 --> 00:48:28,160
Speaker 1: I'm nominated for a Critics' Choice award and but I'm

1141
00:48:28,360 --> 00:48:30,280
Speaker 1: they're not giving me out my award at the ceremony,

1142
00:48:30,280 --> 00:48:31,719
Speaker 1: and I'm like, I don't want to go if they're

1143
00:48:31,719 --> 00:48:32,960
Speaker 1: not giving him out my work, Like if I don't

1144
00:48:33,040 --> 00:48:36,239
Speaker 1: have a chance to perform, Like what Yeah, He's like

1145
00:48:36,640 --> 00:48:38,120
Speaker 1: just so you can just go and like meet people

1146
00:48:38,200 --> 00:48:40,080
Speaker 1: and mingle, And I'm like, I don't.

1147
00:48:40,400 --> 00:48:43,040
Speaker 2: That's not me. That's not I'll be too nervous and

1148
00:48:43,120 --> 00:48:47,359
Speaker 2: I'll feel, oh, you hit it that, Yeah I did?

1149
00:48:47,680 --> 00:48:50,200
Speaker 3: You did you? Like? Actually you did?

1150
00:48:50,280 --> 00:48:54,120
Speaker 1: It was beautiful. Yeah, Just I get more anxiety that way,

1151
00:48:54,200 --> 00:48:57,759
Speaker 1: Like I just that makes me uncomfortable to if I'm

1152
00:48:57,800 --> 00:49:00,200
Speaker 1: getting there for a purpose as soon as I get

1153
00:49:00,200 --> 00:49:02,000
Speaker 1: off stage, I want to like run away and go

1154
00:49:02,239 --> 00:49:05,680
Speaker 1: back to my like to being around people I'm comfortable with,

1155
00:49:06,400 --> 00:49:09,080
Speaker 1: even though I'm always having a good time when I

1156
00:49:09,200 --> 00:49:13,000
Speaker 1: meet famous people. Shout out to Anna Kendrick, who I

1157
00:49:13,040 --> 00:49:15,000
Speaker 1: sat next to at the Hollywood Reporter thing, and who

1158
00:49:15,200 --> 00:49:16,920
Speaker 1: is the only celebrity that.

1159
00:49:17,000 --> 00:49:18,879
Speaker 2: I've ever met who's like who.

1160
00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:21,000
Speaker 1: I said we should be friends, and she was like

1161
00:49:21,520 --> 00:49:23,799
Speaker 1: she well, she slid into my DMS after we met,

1162
00:49:23,880 --> 00:49:25,799
Speaker 1: and she was said really nice things and then did

1163
00:49:25,800 --> 00:49:26,920
Speaker 1: I say this on the podcast right? No?

1164
00:49:27,400 --> 00:49:28,040
Speaker 2: And she okay.

1165
00:49:28,120 --> 00:49:30,040
Speaker 1: So we met at the Hollywood Reporter thing. She was

1166
00:49:30,040 --> 00:49:32,280
Speaker 1: sitting next to me at my table. She was so nice.

1167
00:49:32,640 --> 00:49:34,759
Speaker 1: She told me that my show like got her through

1168
00:49:34,840 --> 00:49:37,399
Speaker 1: a hard time when she was not a hard time,

1169
00:49:37,440 --> 00:49:39,280
Speaker 1: but like just a time where she needed like company,

1170
00:49:39,719 --> 00:49:42,360
Speaker 1: and I kept her company during maybe a shoot she

1171
00:49:42,480 --> 00:49:44,040
Speaker 1: was on, or she was somewhere where she was kind

1172
00:49:44,040 --> 00:49:45,719
Speaker 1: of isolated. And I don't know what show she was

1173
00:49:45,719 --> 00:49:47,399
Speaker 1: talking about, but I didn't even want to ask, because

1174
00:49:47,400 --> 00:49:49,960
Speaker 1: sometimes people I think, just like conflate two things, and

1175
00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:51,680
Speaker 1: I didn't want to be like, well, that show wasn't

1176
00:49:51,760 --> 00:49:53,320
Speaker 1: on in that year, Like I don't know what she

1177
00:49:53,400 --> 00:49:55,319
Speaker 1: was talking about, but I was so it was so nice,

1178
00:49:55,640 --> 00:49:58,080
Speaker 1: and then she slid into my DMS afterwards. Yeah, maybe

1179
00:49:58,440 --> 00:50:00,520
Speaker 1: she slid into my DMS afterwards to be like, hey,

1180
00:50:00,719 --> 00:50:03,720
Speaker 1: I'm sorry fangirled. I'm like, no, I'm sorry, I didn't fangirl,

1181
00:50:03,800 --> 00:50:06,919
Speaker 1: Like I couldn't even tell you like all the things

1182
00:50:06,960 --> 00:50:09,600
Speaker 1: I love of yours. And then I was like, should

1183
00:50:09,600 --> 00:50:11,680
Speaker 1: we be friends? And she was like, oh no, she

1184
00:50:11,760 --> 00:50:14,480
Speaker 1: wrote you know and let it sit, which is so funny,

1185
00:50:14,880 --> 00:50:17,640
Speaker 1: and then she obviously wrote like JK, yes for sure.

1186
00:50:18,080 --> 00:50:20,719
Speaker 1: And so that's a moment that a lot you have

1187
00:50:20,800 --> 00:50:22,960
Speaker 1: with celebrities in your DMS, like yeah, or like at

1188
00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:25,040
Speaker 1: a general meeting, you're like, we should actually be friends

1189
00:50:25,120 --> 00:50:28,000
Speaker 1: and like let's, you know, maybe let's work on this project,

1190
00:50:28,040 --> 00:50:29,279
Speaker 1: but like let's be friends first.

1191
00:50:29,360 --> 00:50:33,080
Speaker 2: And it never happened. It never, and I don't expect

1192
00:50:33,120 --> 00:50:33,279
Speaker 2: it to.

1193
00:50:33,400 --> 00:50:37,280
Speaker 1: But Anna Kendrick literally followed up that DM with inviting

1194
00:50:37,320 --> 00:50:39,120
Speaker 1: me to dinner a couple days later with her and

1195
00:50:39,160 --> 00:50:42,600
Speaker 1: her friends, and I couldn't go, but it was so nice.

1196
00:50:42,480 --> 00:50:47,000
Speaker 2: And like I was like, that is that's awesome? Yeah

1197
00:50:47,080 --> 00:50:48,719
Speaker 2: that really made so uh.

1198
00:50:50,280 --> 00:50:52,480
Speaker 1: Yeah she is she really is and she's really funny

1199
00:50:52,560 --> 00:50:55,160
Speaker 1: that you no after I said she be friends was

1200
00:50:55,320 --> 00:50:58,800
Speaker 1: so funny, and she was really funny in conversation, Like

1201
00:50:59,160 --> 00:51:01,960
Speaker 1: because I was talking to her before my speech at

1202
00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:04,440
Speaker 1: the Hollywood Reporter thing, I was like, I think most

1203
00:51:04,440 --> 00:51:05,840
Speaker 1: of my I was like, I'm just gonna go there.

1204
00:51:05,840 --> 00:51:07,680
Speaker 1: I'm gonna talk about how fucking early it is. And

1205
00:51:07,719 --> 00:51:09,960
Speaker 1: she was like, oh yeah, we're all wearing borrowed diamonds

1206
00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:12,040
Speaker 1: and at seven am. Like she had like funny things

1207
00:51:12,080 --> 00:51:14,400
Speaker 1: that she was like, if they really respected women, they

1208
00:51:14,440 --> 00:51:16,560
Speaker 1: would make this in the afternoon like she had. She

1209
00:51:16,640 --> 00:51:18,800
Speaker 1: had funny lines like I was like, can I use that?

1210
00:51:19,040 --> 00:51:22,279
Speaker 1: Like she I was like she should. Uh yeah, she

1211
00:51:22,440 --> 00:51:24,080
Speaker 1: was was great.

1212
00:51:24,320 --> 00:51:26,160
Speaker 3: Oh think I just watched it like a couple of

1213
00:51:26,239 --> 00:51:26,600
Speaker 3: days ago.

1214
00:51:26,800 --> 00:51:30,360
Speaker 5: Oh thanks, Yeah, I mean for however you described it,

1215
00:51:30,440 --> 00:51:32,720
Speaker 5: it was no like from what I saw, Oh.

1216
00:51:32,640 --> 00:51:34,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, I thought it was a BE minus when I

1217
00:51:34,840 --> 00:51:37,920
Speaker 2: go no a C minus stage. Thank you so much.

1218
00:51:37,960 --> 00:51:41,160
Speaker 1: Okay, we're gonna we're gonna be back with to Mars

1219
00:51:41,200 --> 00:51:43,160
Speaker 1: episode just after this, but we have to go on

1220
00:51:43,239 --> 00:51:45,480
Speaker 1: this one. This one's done. Thank you as for joining.

1221
00:51:45,760 --> 00:51:46,279
Speaker 1: This one's fun.

1222
00:51:46,560 --> 00:51:48,919
Speaker 3: It's over, everybody, What are you doing here again?

1223
00:51:49,040 --> 00:51:51,920
Speaker 1: I got a horrible carrect Oh sorry, Oh wait, we

1224
00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:54,480
Speaker 1: do want to talk about how you about Second Arkansas.

1225
00:51:54,320 --> 00:51:57,560
Speaker 2: On the next episode podcast at the Country right after

1226
00:51:57,640 --> 00:51:59,960
Speaker 2: this Don't be good bye.