Speaker 1: Are you leaving a you wanna way back home? Either way,
Speaker 1: we want to be there. Doesn't matter how much baggage
Speaker 1: you claim and give us time and a Turnino and gay.
Speaker 2: We want to send you off InStyle. We wanna welcome
Speaker 2: you back home.
Speaker 1: Tell us all about it.
Speaker 3: We scared her? Was it fine? Malborn?
Speaker 4: Do you need to ride?
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Speaker 3: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?
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Speaker 4: With Karen and Chris welcome to Do you need a ride?
Speaker 4: This is Chris.
Speaker 3: Fairbanks and this is Karen Colgaroff.
Speaker 4: We are coming to you live from a sound proofed
Speaker 4: quiet prius.
Speaker 3: Don't lie.
Speaker 4: Okay, we're in a studio and it feels.
Speaker 3: Good and it's where we should be.
Speaker 4: It feels good, and it sounds good.
Speaker 3: It sounds so much better.
Speaker 4: It sounds safe.
Speaker 3: I feel better when we're in this room.
Speaker 4: Me too. I look forward to it more.
Speaker 3: I look forward to it forward.
Speaker 4: Is that isn't my Montana accent? No?
Speaker 3: No'm that's just my pretend theater accent.
Speaker 4: I went to many places with accents the last couple
Speaker 4: of weeks.
Speaker 3: What are you named for?
Speaker 4: One was Norfolk, Nebraska. Yeah, not Virgina. No, not Virgina.
Speaker 4: And the next was Tyler, Texas.
Speaker 3: What are you going to give a sample of the
Speaker 3: accent from Norfolk?
Speaker 4: Oh it was just you know, it wasn't that it
Speaker 4: was in the Midwest, but it wasn't like FARGOI okay,
Speaker 4: and so I can't. It was so subtle that I
Speaker 4: can't do it.
Speaker 3: Do they say hues instead of uh coke?
Speaker 4: They say pap oh pap, I don't. That's I was
Speaker 4: not offered a soda.
Speaker 3: Oka or okay. Number two. It was not Oh well Tyler,
Speaker 3: Tyler Texas.
Speaker 4: The people and Tyler how they is? Oh yeah, it
Speaker 4: was gentle.
Speaker 3: Oh the kind of talk real sweet.
Speaker 4: They have houses there like you you can pull an
Speaker 4: entire audience and they won't. No one will admit to
Speaker 4: being a Trump supporter. But in Tyler, Texas, there were
Speaker 4: houses that could only be referred to as compounds made
Speaker 4: of corrugated metal, like handmade with homeschooled children and chickens,
Speaker 4: and then a giant like metal Trump sign on the
Speaker 4: side of the house, like serious about it, right? I
Speaker 4: was like, Oh, there's at least it's real. There are
Speaker 4: real people.
Speaker 3: I'm banking that those people are going to forget to vote.
Speaker 5: Yes, I think it might slip their mind, like they're
Speaker 5: going to get into the signage and they're going to
Speaker 5: get into the spirit. Yeah, but then when it comes
Speaker 5: down to voting day, don't say what day it is.
Speaker 4: It might yeah, yeah, they might be.
Speaker 3: That's my hope.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they can't remember to give corn feed to the chickens.
Speaker 3: That's right.
Speaker 4: Norfolk was great though. That's where Johnny Carson is from,
Speaker 4: and it's a town of only twenty four thousand, but
Speaker 4: they worship Carson. He's on everything because he kept coming
Speaker 4: back and giving money to the town and building theaters.
Speaker 4: And I didn't I had to keep it to myself
Speaker 4: that I don't really have strong opinions about Carson either way.
Speaker 4: I heard later in life that he's maybe a dick.
Speaker 5: I mean, I think most of them are. If you
Speaker 5: get that famous, probably.
Speaker 4: Dick of course. And he started a shy magician, so
Speaker 4: of course you get that guy power.
Speaker 3: Going to be a successful magician is everyone's nightmare. Oh
Speaker 3: you know it.
Speaker 4: You'll make you disappear.
Speaker 5: A person who spends their life going pick a card
Speaker 5: and everyone making a face at them, transitioning into like
Speaker 5: a Ryan Seacrest level popularity.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, get out of town.
Speaker 4: I like that. Ryan Seacrest is your example.
Speaker 5: I want the children to understand who Johnny Carson used
Speaker 5: to be.
Speaker 4: On a level of Seacrest too. Oh, I don't know.
Speaker 3: David Blaine Carson, Daily Carson.
Speaker 4: Where does he lie?
Speaker 3: He's in there, he's up there.
Speaker 4: This place the festival, it's called the Great American Comedy
Speaker 4: Fish Great American. This was a Tyler Texas Waves of Corn.
Speaker 3: Wait, sorry, which city in?
Speaker 4: Sorry? In Norfolk?
Speaker 3: In Norfolk? What's it? What state?
Speaker 4: Nebraska? Okay. They assigned us an ambassador family, which was
Speaker 4: just a local retired couple.
Speaker 3: You had to live with a family.
Speaker 4: No, we lived in a hotel, but they came and picked. Yeah.
Speaker 4: At first I was like, I don't want to get involved,
Speaker 4: but it was it was really kind of cool. It
Speaker 4: was like we were providing a service for you know,
Speaker 4: we're retired and we don't and we like want to
Speaker 4: support the festival. The festival was run by older folks
Speaker 4: and the audience was a lot of white hairs, so
Speaker 4: it made me nervous. But they're so comedy savvy because.
Speaker 3: They because they love Carson.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so it was like they like a carsony or
Speaker 4: new Heart like delivery like dry.
Speaker 3: That's you. Did you do particularly tend to talk on
Speaker 3: the phone at all?
Speaker 4: I did. I was like, I'm sorry, let me have
Speaker 4: to pick this up. Oh it's Abraham Lincoln. And then
Speaker 4: I'd go into that good good good. Yeah, a lot
Speaker 4: of history stuff, you know how. I'm a buff history buff.
Speaker 3: That actually sounds nice. You made friends with some.
Speaker 4: Old it was great. I didn't know how to say
Speaker 4: goodbye to them.
Speaker 3: Were you crying?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Almost. I made it about my grandparents and never really.
Speaker 3: Well, you gotta make it about something.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I gotta make it. Gotta blame it on the rain.
Speaker 4: I uh, yeah, it was. It was a nice time though.
Speaker 3: That sounds good. And then the third.
Speaker 4: Place, Austin, Texas, where I'm from. Yes, and it was
Speaker 4: nice to be back. That was emotional for me too.
Speaker 1: Was it.
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Did you do Capsity?
Speaker 4: No? I did the Velveta Room, the place I very
Speaker 4: first went up.
Speaker 3: You liked that place, right, yeah?
Speaker 4: I did? Like it.
Speaker 3: Is it hard to do well there? I can't.
Speaker 5: There's comics that were from Austin talking about one place
Speaker 5: that's hard to do it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it has been in the past. And when I
Speaker 4: started there, it was not just because it's on a
Speaker 4: street that is like Marty Grass. Every weekend, they just
Speaker 4: cops park put up barriers, cops on horses are just
Speaker 4: people being drunk and fighting in the street for Thursday,
Speaker 4: Friday and Saturday.
Speaker 3: Love it. I should move there.
Speaker 4: And the cops are buff and they have tattooed sleeves.
Speaker 4: Do go on and they are ready to get in
Speaker 4: some stick time yes, and feed you the hoofs hello.
Speaker 4: And it's so it's I remember moving there. It's like,
Speaker 4: oh I never experienced anything like that, and it might
Speaker 4: be even crazier now. But those are the people that
Speaker 4: would wander in and they'd let them in. Now comedy
Speaker 4: bands are actually going to the Belvied Room.
Speaker 3: Oh good.
Speaker 5: Oh so before the audience was like like the Texas
Speaker 5: version of Bridge and Tunnel.
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, and they have like a sidewalk barker man
Speaker 4: who does a good job of bringing people in, but
Speaker 4: they he kind of interviews them first. Oh sure, they
Speaker 4: want to be there. So the audiences were great, and
Speaker 4: all the comics I started with came the older guys
Speaker 4: that don't really do it much anymore. Because I just
Speaker 4: texted all the five one two numbers I have, and
Speaker 4: they all showed up. It worked great.
Speaker 3: Oh that's nice.
Speaker 4: I mean getting a hold of people on the phone
Speaker 4: instead of via Facebook, which you don't participate in.
Speaker 3: I don't know, it's that first grade. Yeah, it really works.
Speaker 3: The phone is the superior way to communicates.
Speaker 4: It's the Ryan Seacrest of communication. I'm sorry, I know,
Speaker 4: I love it. It was a fine example. I'm just picking,
Speaker 4: but it was hard when I started there. They used
Speaker 4: to do when I was young and I was first
Speaker 4: doing shows there, they would like if you went over
Speaker 4: or they didn't like a joke, they'd shut the mic off,
Speaker 4: or someone would get on a mic and hackle you
Speaker 4: uh huh, like it was. They were so kind of mean.
Speaker 4: And now those are the people I really love.
Speaker 5: But well, that's that was the early days of comedy
Speaker 5: in the nineties. Bullying was not only still in style,
Speaker 5: it was in comedy.
Speaker 3: It was a cherished tradition.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, like giving other people shit and teaching
Speaker 5: them a lesson about how to do stand up was
Speaker 5: like what some people just waited around to do.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you've talked about that being the case.
Speaker 5: Here with your yeah, here Anne and definitely in San Francisco.
Speaker 5: San Francisco was like everyone was the king and Queen
Speaker 5: of passive aggression.
Speaker 3: It was just a lot of yeah right, buddy, okay buddy.
Speaker 5: So everything was like a big smile, but they were
Speaker 5: kind of shading on you right to your face.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 4: And I came from Montana, where people got punched for
Speaker 4: acting that way, and I would get so mad. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I quickly adjusted.
Speaker 5: Well, yeah, I just got I just knew that I
Speaker 5: had to be mean too. Yeah, which I did not mind.
Speaker 3: I do enjoy it.
Speaker 4: Did I enjoy it in the moment, but then later
Speaker 4: I feel bad? Always? Yeah, I fall asleep thinking I
Speaker 4: heard failings.
Speaker 5: Ye day, I know, I lashed out uncontrollably like a child,
Speaker 5: and they deserved it. Yeah, but but still, what do
Speaker 5: they call it?
Speaker 3: In program?
Speaker 5: They call that like drinking the poison so someone else
Speaker 5: dies or is something like that.
Speaker 3: They they have sayings that make behavior like.
Speaker 5: That seem very bad and biblical, yes, and suicidal.
Speaker 4: Yeah. My mom was in the AA and she became very.
Speaker 3: Religious really oh yeah, spiritual.
Speaker 4: Like spiritual yeah, yeah, just a generic god exactly.
Speaker 3: You gotta make some connection.
Speaker 4: Of make them what you want, don't make them a
Speaker 4: bottle of boot that's what they said. If you can,
Speaker 4: if you can, I was thinking that maybe I would
Speaker 4: try being a person that doesn't drink after the last
Speaker 4: couple of weeks.
Speaker 3: Was it a party time, party tour?
Speaker 4: Not necessarily, which makes me consider that even more so.
Speaker 4: It's like, well, it's out of boredom. It's like, that's
Speaker 4: not what do you do after a show?
Speaker 3: Right, just sit there and watch Law and Order sober?
Speaker 4: I don't think so it's still I even watched Oh god,
Speaker 4: there's a new Adam Sandler movie that it's like the
Speaker 4: one with the Spade Oh my god.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, I can't.
Speaker 4: It's it's got moments because it's those two guys.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I love I love.
Speaker 5: I love David Spade's stand up comedy. I love I
Speaker 5: actually love his acting. I love his whole situation.
Speaker 4: And I like I like Adam Sandler's acting. But the
Speaker 4: movie is so it's like editing. It's even edited for
Speaker 4: like they're looking in the wrong direction and it's like, oh,
Speaker 4: that was a bad The camera was over the guy's shoulder,
Speaker 4: the wrong shoulder. I don't even know how to do
Speaker 4: that stuff. I can and you know, yeah, boy, it was.
Speaker 3: You don't have to be a connoisseur to get how
Speaker 3: much they didn't.
Speaker 4: Try, And it was just the dirty with Harry Balls
Speaker 4: sure dripping on people's faces.
Speaker 3: Yep, face did it drip on a on his face?
Speaker 4: Yes? Balls? No? No, Who's ball? Who's that guy that's
Speaker 4: in every movie Schneider Magnolia. No, his Gusmandluis Guzman. Louis
Speaker 4: Guzman works more than anyone in America, and I'm starting
Speaker 4: to think we should reconsider all the jobs that we're getting.
Speaker 3: Well, he can't.
Speaker 5: I mean, listen, if you're if you're up to bat
Speaker 5: every single time, you can't always hit a home run.
Speaker 4: I heard that he lives in Vermont, Louis Guzman quaint
Speaker 4: like farmhouse in Vermont.
Speaker 5: How is that possible when he never doesn't have a
Speaker 5: job exactly the last he was on Code Black, which
Speaker 5: was that medical procedural with Marcia gay Harden that I try.
Speaker 3: I have tried to.
Speaker 5: Watch honestly, like eight times, and it says if I
Speaker 5: then leave my.
Speaker 3: Body in a second, I hit and play. It's so weird.
Speaker 3: I can't do it. But how is he How does
Speaker 3: he live that far away? But he has to be here.
Speaker 4: Why he always has jobs, It's because what no one
Speaker 4: knows is he's just a helicopter pilot. And he just
Speaker 4: flies to the set like we didn't did you read
Speaker 4: for this? No, I'm here, I'm just here.
Speaker 3: Give it. You know, I'm going to do it.
Speaker 4: Give give me lines to the guys. The Guz goes
Speaker 4: ready to do, I'm ready to read.
Speaker 3: I'm going to do that accent everybody likes. I'm going
Speaker 3: to kind of play it down.
Speaker 4: And in my later work I'm gonna purposefully stick my
Speaker 4: belly out. Because I've cultivated it, why not distend it.
Speaker 5: I wonder if there's a town in Vermont that says
Speaker 5: dedicated to Louise Guzman as your town in uh wherever
Speaker 5: it was is dedicated to Johnny Carson.
Speaker 4: What if Vermont is all just Guzman stickers next to
Speaker 4: Bernie stickers. Like he's a politician. They're that dedicated.
Speaker 5: People are just they're they're stumping for him, even though
Speaker 5: he's not running for anything.
Speaker 3: They're just for him.
Speaker 4: It's funny because in Yeah, in Norfolk, you would ask
Speaker 4: these folks about they call it North Fork, which I
Speaker 4: was like, it's a it's an l I call.
Speaker 3: It nor fuck because it's fun.
Speaker 4: It's funny to say that to old people.
Speaker 3: I've gotten away with it like five times and no
Speaker 3: one said anything. So far this whole podcast.
Speaker 4: I didn't even know you. I kept thinking, flinching, and
Speaker 4: I wasn't sure what you were.
Speaker 3: Saying, swearing.
Speaker 4: You'd think you're a cursed jar. Cursed jar. Put a
Speaker 4: coin in the cursed jar.
Speaker 3: I got a dollar twenty five in there.
Speaker 4: So far, you would ask these folks so about the car,
Speaker 4: and they're like, oh, and he helped build a hospital
Speaker 4: and he helped uh, he made the theater and he
Speaker 4: put money into that. It's like he bought Carson jump
Speaker 4: around a bit. Yeah, I'm a non linear thinker.
Speaker 3: No, I was a want to ask question.
Speaker 4: No, that's probably frustrating around me.
Speaker 3: You know, it's really not. Uh. You know in my
Speaker 3: hometown that was built. That used to be the egg
Speaker 3: capital of the world.
Speaker 4: Pedalooms.
Speaker 3: Pedalooms used to be in the twenties. It was called
Speaker 3: the egg basket of the.
Speaker 4: World in the twenties. Were eggs good for you? Or
Speaker 4: were they bad for you? Because they jumped back and forth?
Speaker 5: Okay, that only changed in nineteen eighty two. When they
Speaker 5: had that commercial was give eggs a Break and it
Speaker 5: was an egg in jail.
Speaker 4: Remember that because of class straw in cholesterol prison.
Speaker 5: That was like it was it was the pre non
Speaker 5: fat phase where we went to no cholesterol.
Speaker 4: And replaced it with chemicals. Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and uh they so everyone stopped eating eggs and
Speaker 5: there was a like a p s A style commercial
Speaker 5: saying give eggs a break and it was an egg
Speaker 5: in jail, like it was.
Speaker 3: A like it was a bad criminal. There was just
Speaker 3: an egg with feet.
Speaker 4: There was some kind of chip I think called Wow.
Speaker 4: They were like wow ruffles or something. They had o
Speaker 4: Lean yep oil in them or something. And I'm my dad,
Speaker 4: my dad's wife at the time. My stepmom said, my
Speaker 4: second stepmom, she would buy them. She was like diet chips.
Speaker 4: I love chips and I'm gonna and so we'd all
Speaker 4: eat them. And I don't want to be a clinical here,
Speaker 4: but I experienced anal leakage. That's right, Just well, I'm like,
Speaker 4: wait a minute, that am I sweating? That was what
Speaker 4: it was.
Speaker 3: I was famous for us.
Speaker 4: On the bag. This may cause anal anal leakage. That's
Speaker 4: how I knew. I didn't go to a doctor. The bag.
Speaker 4: I consulted my bag.
Speaker 3: For your bag of chips.
Speaker 4: Yes, on the freedom said, that's your ass leaking, son,
Speaker 4: but at least it's not cholesterol.
Speaker 5: But hey, well, uh yeah, that's your body going. We
Speaker 5: don't know what you just put in us, but we
Speaker 5: cannot process it.
Speaker 4: So those chips a lot of furniture.
Speaker 3: I can't believe you actually ate those.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I remember those those chips coming out and
Speaker 5: everyone just being like, ain't a leakage?
Speaker 3: Everybody?
Speaker 4: Well, news gets to Montana a little late, right there
Speaker 4: isn't you know the Internet wasn't telling everyone about our
Speaker 4: assets leaking?
Speaker 5: Right? I guess we're talking about this because I brought
Speaker 5: up eggs, like that's what my hometown was famous for.
Speaker 5: I'm sorry, no, no, no, uh please never a.
Speaker 3: Because I'm not sure.
Speaker 5: The point I was trying to make, only that like
Speaker 5: around town, there's like you know what I mean, it's
Speaker 5: our version of Johnny Carson is dairy.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, just shoving it down your throat and if
Speaker 4: you don't eat eggs, you're disrespecting your community. They would
Speaker 4: never so while I was there, I'm like, while on stage,
Speaker 4: this is supposed to be clean. It's a contest. I
Speaker 4: didn't know it was going to be a contest. But
Speaker 4: you had to be clean, squeaky clean, Carson TV clean,
Speaker 4: not TV now TV then clean. Sure, So I was
Speaker 4: a lot older clean. Well the comics I remember seeing
Speaker 4: on TV when I was a kid, like Jimmy Broken,
Speaker 4: oh yeah, and whom was great. But I said something
Speaker 4: during my set. I went to say, tape your window shut,
Speaker 4: and I said tape your windows shit, and they all
Speaker 4: kind of exhaled, and I was like, well, there, of course,
Speaker 4: I said shit. If you tell me not to say something, yes,
Speaker 4: I'm gonna say it. The only thing that would have
Speaker 4: been worse to say is it's great to be here
Speaker 4: in the hometown of Carson Daily. And now I've said that,
Speaker 4: and they did groan, and I'm like, no, it was
Speaker 4: an example, and I got.
Speaker 3: Disqualified for doing that.
Speaker 4: I think for saying shit. No one told me.
Speaker 3: Tap your window shit was an accident though, yes.
Speaker 4: And I was disqualified. You know what they didn't tell me.
Speaker 4: A comic came up to me and said, did you
Speaker 4: hear the guy that did that Neapolitan joke got disqualified
Speaker 4: for saying shit? I'm like, you mean me? And so
Speaker 4: that's how I found out.
Speaker 3: Well, I'm really sorry. What was the prize package?
Speaker 4: See, it wasn't a big deal. And I suggested, and
Speaker 4: I was asked my opinion if it should be a
Speaker 4: contest next year, and I said no, because everyone got
Speaker 4: paid anyway, Well you just got paid more of you.
Speaker 3: One.
Speaker 5: The thing that's funny is any comedy I've been in,
Speaker 5: maybe two, I think the people that win are not
Speaker 5: the best ones, right. It is a subjective opinion usually
Speaker 5: of radio DJs is how they do it, or like
Speaker 5: famous people in the community, which some would argue is like,
Speaker 5: well you have to be able to appeal to lots
Speaker 5: of people, yeah, if you want to be a successful comedian,
Speaker 5: which is true, but it's not like you have other
Speaker 5: comedians judging. A lot of the time, you have people
Speaker 5: who've never done a set of stand up comedy judging
Speaker 5: your stand up comedy.
Speaker 4: And all I've ever wanted is the approval of comedians.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's all that matters.
Speaker 4: That doesn't really lead to the big jobs.
Speaker 3: It's quite the opposite.
Speaker 4: And the comic that one Mark Norman, who's very funny,
Speaker 4: was his whole set was about sex stuff. Now it's
Speaker 4: like Oh, man, I wish I'd done that.
Speaker 3: Oh but he just didn't use bad words to talk
Speaker 3: about sex.
Speaker 4: I was avoiding entire topics because of, well, there's a
Speaker 4: lot of white hair here. I'm just going to do wordplay,
Speaker 4: old timey funds, catskill comedy.
Speaker 3: I wonder what place you would have come in if
Speaker 3: you didn't say tape the window shit?
Speaker 4: I thought, No, I bet I legitimately just didn't get
Speaker 4: the top four. My night there was great. They did great.
Speaker 4: I watched a lot of great comedians.
Speaker 3: Was it pretty big?
Speaker 4: And they have magicians and I love magic. It turns
Speaker 4: out up close magic, no far away in a giant
Speaker 4: theater magic.
Speaker 3: Wow, like this guy would not a lady in a
Speaker 3: box a lot.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's a father and daughter duo, and the daughter
Speaker 4: would dance and do stuff while he did. It was
Speaker 4: very traditional magic.
Speaker 3: And you liked it.
Speaker 4: I loved it. They all had funny jokes in their magic,
Speaker 4: and it was visually. I guess I've never been to
Speaker 4: like a big, large format Vegacy magic show, and I
Speaker 4: was just like, I was one of those people going, how.
Speaker 3: Do we do that?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 5: I close magic, I love because that is legit crazy.
Speaker 3: When they do the thing like.
Speaker 5: I had a guy at a bar once come up,
Speaker 5: had me pick a card, put it back in the deck, oops,
Speaker 5: do a bunch of stuff, and then he was like,
Speaker 5: is this your card?
Speaker 3: And I was like no, ha ha ha. And then
Speaker 3: he goes, wait, is that your card?
Speaker 5: And it was stuck to the outside of the bar
Speaker 5: window because we were sitting at a high top table
Speaker 5: next to the window, and I.
Speaker 3: Lost my mind. I was kind of drunk, but I
Speaker 3: lost my mind for like a week. I was just like, so,
Speaker 3: who who? How do you have a partner? Someone knew
Speaker 3: the car, like everything about it.
Speaker 4: It made me crazy he had a partner.
Speaker 3: But I mean, I.
Speaker 5: Think the part I liked is that it felt like
Speaker 5: they were really planning something for me.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: It was like a nice, fun surprise just for me.
Speaker 4: The one of the comics is from town, Derek Hughes,
Speaker 4: and he was like hosting the Magic Night. He didn't
Speaker 4: do it at this show because it would have been
Speaker 4: too blue, but he had a card. Is this your card?
Speaker 4: But he would They pulled down his pants and the
Speaker 4: card was in his buttcheet We'll pull it out and
Speaker 4: everyone was like gross, But wow, it's a great It
Speaker 4: was great, that's a good trick.
Speaker 3: What does he do that at the Comedy Castle?
Speaker 4: He does do it at the Comedy Magic Castle or
Speaker 4: the Magic Magic The Comedy Castle is a different castle.
Speaker 4: That's the castle we live in. Yeah, where you don't
Speaker 4: have to wear slacks. Oh yeah, that's right.
Speaker 5: You have to wear you have to wear certain clothes
Speaker 5: at the Magic Castle.
Speaker 4: Derek got me in. Once I showed up at the
Speaker 4: Magic Castle. I was on a date and we were
Speaker 4: turned away because I did not have slacks on, and
Speaker 4: they had pants and jackets.
Speaker 3: For me to wear, but you wouldn't do it.
Speaker 4: I'm like, I don't like those pants. I don't want
Speaker 4: to wear those pants?
Speaker 3: What was wrong with them?
Speaker 4: I'm like, my pants right now are much fans here
Speaker 4: than those eighties pleated, flared. Yeah, I went off. I
Speaker 4: went after their slacks.
Speaker 3: Just one pair where they're like a choice of five.
Speaker 4: Well, they only had one pair that was like a
Speaker 4: waist thirty six, so I would have had to also
Speaker 4: borrow belts. Yeah, and they were just ugly and I'm like,
Speaker 4: I'm not gonna wear I'm offended. The next time I brought.
Speaker 5: Pants good smart, Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's my I've told
Speaker 5: you this many times. That's my fears to be in
Speaker 5: a place where I have to borrow pants. I never
Speaker 5: want that to happen to me.
Speaker 4: It's horrible word type, sir, we have to I've been
Speaker 4: told to take my hat off. Excuse me, you.
Speaker 3: Just throw up such a bad memory. My precious hat.
Speaker 4: Really, it was really got a good hat. It fit
Speaker 4: my head. Oh I'm sworry. God, that was a nice hat.
Speaker 4: My hair was horrible of that day. It was horrible.
Speaker 4: I had to reveal it.
Speaker 5: It's just weird because the idea behind that is you
Speaker 5: have to look really nice to go to the Magic Castle. Fine,
Speaker 5: but then a pair of dockers you know that are
Speaker 5: that are.
Speaker 3: Twenty years out of fashion? Yea, why are those better
Speaker 3: than Why are they better because.
Speaker 4: You're technically Someone wrote about what the pants need to
Speaker 4: have and this technically has them. They should have mentioned taper.
Speaker 5: That's taper needs to be mentioned in this day and age. Yeah,
Speaker 5: where people men and women alike basically wear leggings everywhere.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, everyone's wearing tights.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I can't say I'm complaining.
Speaker 3: It's a bunch of robin hoods out there, and I
Speaker 3: love it.
Speaker 4: We're just talking about the Robinhood from the mel Bricks
Speaker 4: version mel Bricks Hit the Bricks Brooks.
Speaker 3: He's my favorite.
Speaker 4: I love I love mel Bricks. I also like Jackie Mason,
Speaker 4: god Nuts.
Speaker 3: Did you do any other example would have been good?
Speaker 3: It would have been good? Should we give it a second?
Speaker 3: Carol Brookehette Street, Allen, We're done. Mine wasn't smid at all.
Speaker 4: It was barbecuing well, Mason. I brought in the whole
Speaker 4: world of stone working true.
Speaker 3: I took it way out there to barbecue Land. Let's
Speaker 3: never go back there. I hate it there. I jun't along.
Speaker 4: Most people are kind of races agents.
Speaker 3: It's too hot. Did you go anywhere after Austin or
Speaker 3: is this where you just flew in?
Speaker 4: I flew through the night and landed at six a m.
Speaker 4: Bar and took a little nap and came here. So
Speaker 4: I feel a little out of sorts and not had
Speaker 4: a decent meal.
Speaker 3: It's a serious problem you have every every day. It
Speaker 3: surprises you that you have to eat well.
Speaker 4: I had three shows and then after and then people
Speaker 4: from Montana came to my show. That live in Dallas
Speaker 4: now and hanging out with the comics and saying goodbye.
Speaker 4: I returning my rental car, which was a Muscly. I
Speaker 4: went to get a Volkswagen and I got a big
Speaker 4: Mustang like a VA. Well, yeah, it read so fun.
Speaker 3: Did you say red white white? Yeah?
Speaker 4: It was throady. I loved it. I'm like, want a
Speaker 4: hot rod? Now?
Speaker 3: Was it convertible?
Speaker 4: No? I opted to not have the conmart because of
Speaker 4: air conditioning purposes.
Speaker 5: Very smart because it's hot there, as hot as the dickens.
Speaker 3: It's a dry heat.
Speaker 4: It was a wet are you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a wet away heat.
Speaker 4: It's nice.
Speaker 5: So what you're saying is you partied, party partied, then
Speaker 5: returned your rental car, got on a plane and came
Speaker 5: here essentially yes.
Speaker 4: And on the plane a girl wanted to talk about
Speaker 4: astrology and guess my sign and guess my personality. And
Speaker 4: I was like, I have to sleep, and she's like,
Speaker 4: that's so Aquarius.
Speaker 3: She was translirt with you through I don't know.
Speaker 4: She's very pretty, but I uh really, I was like
Speaker 4: you're pretty, and then you're nice, but I really have
Speaker 4: to nap. I just had to be we're not going
Speaker 4: to start anything.
Speaker 3: You have to be firm about it.
Speaker 4: Mm hmmm, oh, when I was well, i'll tell you what,
Speaker 4: did accidentally call flat attenant again.
Speaker 3: All the way up there? Yeah, yeah, that.
Speaker 4: Is thank you for following. You're good at that.
Speaker 3: I get you.
Speaker 4: No one else would know that. I meant that met
Speaker 4: my boner was going above my head.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, I think they would. It was.
Speaker 4: It was a pretty smart joke.
Speaker 5: Hard to navigate, you know, because of the Johnny Carson Festival,
Speaker 5: you don't know what smart.
Speaker 4: Jokes are anymore. Yeah, I got hypnotized.
Speaker 3: We're going to bring you back.
Speaker 4: One of the things we did as comedians is get
Speaker 4: on a hay ride and go out to a cornfield
Speaker 4: and we were described about the the irrigation of the
Speaker 4: corn and there's an awkward fer that is under the
Speaker 4: ground and covering the whole. They do not have a
Speaker 4: drought problem.
Speaker 3: We need to move there.
Speaker 4: I lay some pipe that direction?
Speaker 3: Is that another sex joke? No, I was just talking about.
Speaker 4: Just regular plumbing.
Speaker 3: I don't like that guy. No, I would just talking badly. No,
Speaker 3: he's creamy. We have some I'd like the lays and
Speaker 3: pipe in your general loqu direction. That guy's wearing a
Speaker 3: mechanics jumpsuit with nothing underneath it, and I hate it's
Speaker 3: gonna be a hot summer. Zip let's lay some pipe
Speaker 3: because he has like a feminine kind of quality to him,
Speaker 3: but he's clearly a saxophone.
Speaker 4: Don't worry, he's just all no, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: So you had to go to the corn They took
Speaker 3: you out to the cornfield.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and I can't. Did you guys see that movie
Speaker 4: that's about oil and corn and how it's bad?
Speaker 3: No? Which one I don't know, The Children of the Corn. Yes,
Speaker 3: I did see one, two and three.
Speaker 4: So the whole time I was like, this is the
Speaker 4: reason children kill our elderly.
Speaker 3: Yes, no, because they don't let us swear.
Speaker 4: Talks about there being corn and everything and how it's bad. Yes,
Speaker 4: there's corn, and I don't know he said. Even the
Speaker 4: machine was lubed with some sort of corn based lubricant.
Speaker 3: He was giving you the tour, but then saying corn
Speaker 3: was bad.
Speaker 4: No, No, he wasn't. Corn was his livelihood. But this
Speaker 4: corn was made not for eating but for feeding cows.
Speaker 3: Oh got it?
Speaker 4: I was like, feed, Well they do.
Speaker 5: That is why corn syrup is in so much food
Speaker 5: is because they sell it as the like an additive
Speaker 5: that we don't really need.
Speaker 4: Right, Okay, Yeah, so it's not evil, it's just like
Speaker 4: we don't need all this.
Speaker 5: Well it's evil in that because it's this main crop,
Speaker 5: American crop. They act like we need it and we
Speaker 5: actually don't.
Speaker 4: Okay, that's what I was talking about. Well, these guys
Speaker 4: were That's what I was talking about. That's what I
Speaker 4: was trying to get to talk about. I I caused this.
Speaker 3: No, they are the aquifer of this.
Speaker 4: It was the field father and then son and grandson,
Speaker 4: independent farm. It was. They weren't like evil corporation people.
Speaker 3: But no, there's lots of those out there.
Speaker 4: They were really sweet people. I feel bad we ate
Speaker 4: in their garage and they fed us barbecue. I can't
Speaker 4: believe I'm disparaging their livelihood.
Speaker 3: So you did go to barbecue town?
Speaker 4: Oh? I did? Shit, I went to Sauceville. Oh you've
Speaker 4: had quite a trip. We How long have you been
Speaker 4: gone Brisket Banks? I uh, I have two weeks? Two
Speaker 4: whole weeks.
Speaker 3: Shit, welcome back.
Speaker 4: Thanks, I'm glad to be back. I'm glad that you
Speaker 4: were able to meet me here me too, for this
Speaker 4: personal conversation that we recorded. Yeah, that's nice, I guess
Speaker 4: we don't have a guest today. That's all right, it
Speaker 4: doesn't matter.
Speaker 3: He's so awful of this whole time. I guess was
Speaker 3: just sitting here.
Speaker 4: Wa hey, wake up, wake up, Jimmy Schubert. I don't
Speaker 4: know those Jimmy Schubert. It's the right seacrest of comedians.
Speaker 3: Mmmm.
Speaker 5: We don't have a guest, but we do have a
Speaker 5: small audience of one. That's that's the laughing that you hear. Hi,
Speaker 5: it's pretty exciting.
Speaker 4: Isn't it fun? See behind the scenes not what you'd think.
Speaker 3: It's kinetic.
Speaker 5: I'm trying to think of what I've been doing for
Speaker 5: the past two weeks to report to you, but I
Speaker 5: just don't really have.
Speaker 4: I'm still gonna ask have you been doing the last.
Speaker 5: I did a show at the Improv Lab, which is
Speaker 5: the place we like to be.
Speaker 3: Uh with?
Speaker 5: That was it was Josh Androski and Brian Cook have
Speaker 5: a show called Reunited, which is really funny.
Speaker 3: They write it's a panel of sick of.
Speaker 5: The stars of a fake sitcom, and then they interview
Speaker 5: you as if you are you've all been reunited for
Speaker 5: the first time.
Speaker 4: Oh that's an interesting idea. Yeah, do they Then you.
Speaker 3: Have to read old scripts and oh that's great, it's
Speaker 3: a whole thing.
Speaker 4: I was going to guess you either do that or
Speaker 4: they shoot a scene. No, that would be a lot
Speaker 4: of work.
Speaker 5: Yeah, which was fun, except for I don't understand people
Speaker 5: that do a show that requires like a shit ton
Speaker 5: of homework. I mean, I luckily I didn't have to
Speaker 5: do it because I wouldn't have. But I mean, god
Speaker 5: bless them, they really work their house off.
Speaker 4: That's why I haven't done any roast battles or stuff like.
Speaker 4: I mean, I've seen my roommate Nate Craig do days
Speaker 4: and days of work, yes, for one show.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Well, and also I have a job, so I
Speaker 3: have to do that.
Speaker 4: Do you want you? Can you talk about your job?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 4: The job?
Speaker 5: Like, no, it's not a secret. The job I'm working
Speaker 5: on right now is Portlandia. It's season seven of Portlandy.
Speaker 4: I thought so, but I didn't want to. That's pretty neat.
Speaker 4: Why aren't you bragging about it all the time?
Speaker 3: To me, this is not my style.
Speaker 4: Find out from other people.
Speaker 3: Well, that's how I do it. And then you're even
Speaker 3: more interested than if I had brought it up to you. Cold.
Speaker 4: Well, that's so cool. What a great job. It's got
Speaker 4: to be so much fun.
Speaker 3: It's really awesome. It's great.
Speaker 4: I mean, that's so fun.
Speaker 3: It's very cool.
Speaker 5: I get to hang out with Fred Armison and Carrie
Speaker 5: Brownstein and my friend Graham Wagner, who also wrote on
Speaker 5: Baskets when I wrote on Baskets, Oh yeah, and Jonathan Kreisel,
Speaker 5: who is.
Speaker 3: The EP director.
Speaker 5: All around superstar that also runs Baskets, who I adore.
Speaker 4: Martha Kelly's on Baskets and she was doing Cap City
Speaker 4: while I was doing Belviet. Did you get to hang out? No,
Speaker 4: because we are doing shows at different times, the same times,
Speaker 4: and during the day we both just do. I went
Speaker 4: swimming and did my things, but I didn't really meet
Speaker 4: with people and have lunches and stuff. I should have
Speaker 4: told Martha. I know both of us are thinking we
Speaker 4: should have content each other.
Speaker 3: But you see each other when you're here, right, it's
Speaker 3: been a while.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I served a few almost a year ago. Thrower,
Speaker 4: ou text, you're right, just do it. I need to
Speaker 4: reach out to people.
Speaker 3: I like to reach out to people, strangers, strangers. I
Speaker 3: just text random numbers.
Speaker 5: Hey, I'm thinking of you. Two three, two three eight
Speaker 5: seven two, one, four, eight nine.
Speaker 4: I think of you all the till them their phone numbers.
Speaker 4: That probably blows your cover.
Speaker 3: Yeah that's but I say, that's who you are.
Speaker 4: To me, that's who you've always been.
Speaker 5: That's who I'm not about names and labels. I'm about numbers.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know who else was about numbers? Head more?
Speaker 3: Is that true?
Speaker 4: Well? I think everyone everyone at his camp's got a number.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, that's very true.
Speaker 4: That's sorry to bring that up.
Speaker 3: Well me too.
Speaker 4: I mean, you're sorry I brought it.
Speaker 3: We can't go one day without you talking about the camps.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, it's just something I think about, I know.
Speaker 3: I mean, man's in humanity to man.
Speaker 4: M Yeah, the different versions of it.
Speaker 5: Yep, it continues to this used to keep popping up.
Speaker 5: I mean, it's a thing that we seem to love as.
Speaker 4: A people, being inhumane, being in humane.
Speaker 3: The oppressed become oppressors. Did you know that?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yes.
Speaker 3: That's what this whole Trump thinks about.
Speaker 4: Yes, the student becomes the teacher, Oh yes, grasshopper, Yes,
Speaker 4: the pebble becomes the hand.
Speaker 3: And the bullshitter becomes bullshit becomes me.
Speaker 4: The bullshitter becomes me, right, now.
Speaker 5: Uh yeah, aside from working, though, I think working in
Speaker 5: at work being I'm being forced to play basketball.
Speaker 4: Describe a scene you've written for Portlandia.
Speaker 3: I'm not allowed to.
Speaker 4: That's all under I know, I know, it's just be fun.
Speaker 4: What about a scene that got thrown out because it
Speaker 4: was too silly?
Speaker 5: I mean I pitched some things where people were like,
Speaker 5: we don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 3: That's definitely happened, for.
Speaker 5: Sure, But then I try to, Like, I think it's
Speaker 5: important in writing. If you fail miserably like that, you
Speaker 5: just pretend it never happened.
Speaker 4: I wanted, yeah, I wanted so badly. There had to.
Speaker 4: There was a when I was working on Jimmy Jamie
Speaker 4: Lead's show. There was some Kentucky Fried Chicken thing where
Speaker 4: they wanted her to go and interview people, and she
Speaker 4: didn't want to, understandably, go and like make fun of
Speaker 4: people who worked at Kentucky Fried Chicken because they're just
Speaker 4: that's their job, right, And so I wanted to make
Speaker 4: a puppet called Snippy the mechanically Dbad Chicken, and they
Speaker 4: were going to make this puppet. I wanted to just
Speaker 4: but he he would have gods over his face. And
Speaker 4: I was really excited to make this puppet. I wanted
Speaker 4: it to be a really high quality.
Speaker 3: Puppet who is the chicken's personality.
Speaker 4: He was just had a muffled voice. It was kay
Speaker 4: of hard understand it. But he's very excited about and
Speaker 4: he was like a mascot for Kentucky Fried Chickah yeah,
Speaker 4: so uh and then he just talked about an accident
Speaker 4: is in but it just it ended up getting shot
Speaker 4: down from all levels.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well because she was was it kind of an
Speaker 5: integration with Kentucky Fried Chicken, like were there? It was
Speaker 5: supposed to be a secret commercial. Yeah, so Snippy would
Speaker 5: be a bad thing.
Speaker 4: I don't know. It wasn't a s It was just
Speaker 4: we couldn't talk about it. But it wasn't a commercial thing.
Speaker 4: It was just like I don't know, I don't know
Speaker 4: why we couldn't.
Speaker 5: Well, because you have to get permission if you're going
Speaker 5: to go shoot at a place, so then that you have
Speaker 5: to promise them you're not going to make them up.
Speaker 4: That's what it is. So then yeah, that's what it was.
Speaker 4: It's almost like you were there or I have a
Speaker 4: bad memory.
Speaker 3: No, it's that I've done things like that.
Speaker 5: A bunch of Yeah, you can't just go there where
Speaker 5: you're like, I assure you you're going to come off
Speaker 5: great in this.
Speaker 3: And meanwhile, of course all hell.
Speaker 4: Breakslest we're just I'm going to bring in this candleabra
Speaker 4: and ask you about valet. But we're not making fun.
Speaker 5: But we're not saying that you are a low count,
Speaker 5: disgusting restaurant that people don't actually want to eat at.
Speaker 4: Yes, we're wearing tuxedos, but we're not making fun.
Speaker 3: That's not that's not a sarcastic taxedo.
Speaker 4: Oh driving through the drive through and the fanciest of
Speaker 4: Mercedes Benzes throwing money everywhere. I think snippy fun.
Speaker 3: If Snippy.
Speaker 5: Was just kind of strangely defensive and giving the their
Speaker 5: their questions, that could be fun.
Speaker 3: I think we should still develop this kid.
Speaker 4: I do. I've always win in my mind somewhere someone
Speaker 4: was getting ready to make that puppet a.
Speaker 3: Puppet of a chicken muppet burnt off.
Speaker 4: Well, never, puppets are muppets are Jim Henson's trademark puppet.
Speaker 4: That's right. Muppets are a puppet.
Speaker 3: They're a subset of puppets.
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, okay, Well I'm gonna say puppet. Now, I
Speaker 4: don't want to owe that guy anymore money.
Speaker 3: Good, Yeah, you don't want that already.
Speaker 4: Oh, am plenty.
Speaker 3: Did you watch a movie on the plane other than oh?
Speaker 4: I have to admit it was my second time watching
Speaker 4: The Do Over, Adam Sandler's Netflix film.
Speaker 3: I'd watched it the one I already complained about.
Speaker 4: It was bad, but I was alone at home, you know,
Speaker 4: drinking and watching it. And then when I was at
Speaker 4: my friend Matt Bearden's, they were like, let's watch this
Speaker 4: because it's so bad, it might be fun. And I'm like, oh,
Speaker 4: I've seen it, it's bad, let's do that. I decided
Speaker 4: to watch it a second time. I've seen it twice
Speaker 4: all the way through.
Speaker 5: You got to be a little bit in charge on
Speaker 5: that second year. Now, you were kind of like, guys,
Speaker 5: get ready. Yeah, you were the tour guide.
Speaker 4: It was kind of fun. I was. You're right, I
Speaker 4: was the tour guide, and I made the most jokes
Speaker 4: at the expense of the film. Do you think that
Speaker 4: they were well placed because I'd had practice. That's right.
Speaker 3: It's like you got to do a little past your
Speaker 3: first past. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 5: Do you think that Adam anywhere in Adam Sandler's mind,
Speaker 5: he's making these things knowing that people like to hate
Speaker 5: watch things.
Speaker 4: I think he's making them knowing I don't know about that.
Speaker 4: By know, he's making them knowing that he wants his
Speaker 4: friends to go on to vacation somewhere. They all end
Speaker 4: up in some tropical location, and so he's like, where
Speaker 4: do you guys want to go next, Rob Schneider and
Speaker 4: Nick Wordson And it's like, how about Puerto Rico? And
Speaker 4: then it's like, okay, the script will take us there. Oh,
Speaker 4: they're all in like tropical destinations. I even heard a
Speaker 4: long time ago that he was going to make a
Speaker 4: magnum Pi movie so they could go to Hawaii.
Speaker 5: Yeah, isn't he a millionaire billionaire? Can't he just go
Speaker 5: to Hawaii? Don't have film it but not get paid
Speaker 5: as I think he's just yeah, that's the that's the
Speaker 5: real twist.
Speaker 3: But no, he paid to go on vacation and say
Speaker 3: the worst jokes of all time.
Speaker 4: The whole time I was watching, I was thinking, did
Speaker 4: he know? Does he care that it? Because there's funny moments,
Speaker 4: it's like, well they and I laughed.
Speaker 5: But there's a reason he's famous and there's a reason
Speaker 5: that people have been watching his movies for years and years.
Speaker 4: It's because of the Golf one.
Speaker 3: It was great, Happy Madison.
Speaker 4: Happy Madison and Billy Gilmore.
Speaker 3: Well, also those movies didn't Billy Gilmore. They had a
Speaker 3: feel to them too, like he has. There's a funness
Speaker 3: to his work.
Speaker 4: I still quote those movies.
Speaker 5: Sure, professional comedian, you're supposed to care about comedy, and I.
Speaker 4: Will just start going to my boots on my feet
Speaker 4: or whatever. I don't quote it.
Speaker 3: Well, right, you can do the voice though, Yes, I
Speaker 3: mean that is fun.
Speaker 4: He said something and goes, oh yib. He did a
Speaker 4: lot of that in the new one, and there's a
Speaker 4: lot of scaca.
Speaker 3: Is there a chance that he's lost his mind?
Speaker 5: Is he Do you think he's at home at night
Speaker 5: eating his own money?
Speaker 3: And then that is toxic history.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, it's like swimming. You can't swim in just
Speaker 4: a sea of coins. Now some of the older ones
Speaker 4: are led.
Speaker 3: They're toxic.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Well, I'll miss him when he's gone.
Speaker 4: I will too. A moment of silence for Adam SAMs.
Speaker 5: I have to say I did meet him when I
Speaker 5: very briefly did a voice over for Punch drunk love.
Speaker 4: Uh oh, yeah, and he.
Speaker 3: Was super nice. Of course, that's whatever.
Speaker 4: She was a sister on the phone.
Speaker 3: I played.
Speaker 5: I was played because they got he Paul thom Sanderson
Speaker 5: got a bunch of.
Speaker 3: Real sisters to play his sisters, and right, right, So.
Speaker 5: He wanted a phone conversation where I basically just call
Speaker 5: him up and give him shit, saying you have to
Speaker 5: come to this party.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and it in the movie.
Speaker 3: It's in the movie.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I knew that you about you and doing that
Speaker 4: before I was your friend?
Speaker 3: Is that true? Is that why you're friends with me?
Speaker 4: It's the only reason. Still.
Speaker 5: But at one point I call him a fucking phony,
Speaker 5: which I was just improvising, And when we got off
Speaker 5: the phone, when we were done shooting, he couldn't stop
Speaker 5: off me and goes, oh, man, being called a fucking phony,
Speaker 5: that's the worst. And I was just like, oh, what
Speaker 5: a lovely thing to give a little gift, a parting
Speaker 5: gift to give me.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I've only heard he's a sweet person. Yeah.
Speaker 5: And I could watch David Spade do stand up comedy
Speaker 5: for five hours, that's all I want.
Speaker 4: It's really good at it.
Speaker 5: He's so fucking good. And the jokes he writes are
Speaker 5: so good. It's like a lesson in how to write
Speaker 5: stand up.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's bizarre because he's not like famous for his
Speaker 4: stand up. Maybe he got to Saturday Night Live and
Speaker 4: everything like everyone with stand up, but then you stop
Speaker 4: doing it usually if you're a famous movie star.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but he's done dropping sets of the improv where
Speaker 5: I just am like, thank you God that I get
Speaker 5: to be here.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I did not expect him to be that good.
Speaker 3: So good.
Speaker 5: And also when I worked on Ellen, every time he
Speaker 5: would sometimes be like an emergency fill in person or
Speaker 5: like you know what I mean, they would he was
Speaker 5: always on a scom so they would always have him
Speaker 5: as a choice.
Speaker 3: And he always knocked it out of the park.
Speaker 5: Him and Wanda Sykes were guaranteed like smash successes, which.
Speaker 3: Is a hard thing to do. Most people are so
Speaker 3: boring on top.
Speaker 4: And he's that good even while there you can tell
Speaker 4: there's a inside him. He's like this is I'm gonna
Speaker 4: have ask this. I don't really care that I'm here.
Speaker 4: That's why I have a lot of the lines in it.
Speaker 4: We're like delivered like this where it's like okay, now
Speaker 4: you get sad and he's like, I'm sad there, but
Speaker 4: it still works.
Speaker 3: What's better?
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's great.
Speaker 5: You know. That's April and I went to see there's
Speaker 5: an Elvis movie, a documentary called That's the Way It
Speaker 5: Is April richards April Richardson's friend of the show.
Speaker 4: Do you have trouble saying her last night? Yes, Richardson Richardson,
Speaker 4: my tongue turns into a cartoon toothache.
Speaker 3: I sound That's what I sound like when I've had
Speaker 3: three wine coolers. April A Garyller is my friend.
Speaker 5: Ap you guys went we went to see after that
Speaker 5: Reunited show, we rushed over to the New Beverly to
Speaker 5: see this Elvis documentary, which I've seen like bits and
Speaker 5: pieces of him in movies or whatever, but this was
Speaker 5: such a good documentary. He's so amazingly charming. But the
Speaker 5: reason I love him is because the whole time, the
Speaker 5: look on his face is this is all bullshit. So
Speaker 5: he's like rehearsing and it's like he's the king everybody,
Speaker 5: Like he can't go into a room without people freaking out.
Speaker 5: And like when he rehearses, he does impressions of himself
Speaker 5: like this is what'll do this bar whatever, Like he's
Speaker 5: completely sarcastic and like, and at one point during his concert,
Speaker 5: he's really nervous, Like he's talking about how nervous he is,
Speaker 5: and they show all the stars in the audience. There's
Speaker 5: huge stars like Carry Grant was there and all these people,
Speaker 5: and so he's super nervous, and in I can't remember,
Speaker 5: it's like the first or second song, there's a huge
Speaker 5: sound hit, like a really bad feedback, and he makes
Speaker 5: this like prize face and then just starts laughing.
Speaker 3: And I just in that.
Speaker 5: Moment, I was like, I know so many people that
Speaker 5: at that level and it under that pressure would have
Speaker 5: the worst reaction, like would be such dicks at that
Speaker 5: moment and be like you know what I mean, like
Speaker 5: screaming at the sound guy or whatever, because that's about
Speaker 5: them and their ego. And he just started laughing, like
Speaker 5: and the look on his face was like whoa, whoa
Speaker 5: did you hear that? Like like it's all delightful to him.
Speaker 3: Right, And it just made me love him.
Speaker 4: Am I gonna? I think I want to get into
Speaker 4: Elvis this late in my life. Do it?
Speaker 3: It's totally worth.
Speaker 4: It because I saw something he was on. He was performing.
Speaker 4: He was very drunk or high, and he was like saying,
Speaker 4: I don't know if this is in the documentary, but
Speaker 4: he was like making little comments I forget about this
Speaker 4: part here and he started laughing, but he was out.
Speaker 4: He was like really drunk. Was he charming? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Was what outfit do you have on? All white or
Speaker 3: all black?
Speaker 4: I feel like it was blue boy. I'm not sure.
Speaker 3: Okay, I mean he did a bunch of them, but
Speaker 3: he was.
Speaker 4: Just commenting on that. He was just saying little less sides.
Speaker 3: He does that the whole time.
Speaker 5: In one song I can't remember if it was Can't
Speaker 5: Help falling in Love with You, some big classic Elvis hit,
Speaker 5: he does a thing and he squatted down like he
Speaker 5: was singing and getting super into it, but then he
Speaker 5: sings the suit can't take it in the middle of
Speaker 5: like people crying and like freaking out. Oh that's so great,
Speaker 5: and he's like the zoup and he's doing it as himself,
Speaker 5: like he's not. It's just like my favorite favorite thing,
Speaker 5: suit can't take it because he's like squatting.
Speaker 4: That's just should have been the name of that documentary.
Speaker 5: It's beautiful to see a person not take themselves seriously
Speaker 5: and be that level of famous.
Speaker 4: I don't know why, because I've always liked Sence. I
Speaker 4: was introduced to him Elvis Costello. If that happened feedback,
Speaker 4: he probably would have gotten mad at someone.
Speaker 3: Well he's you know. It's interesting because Elvis Costella was
Speaker 3: a bad drunk for a long time, so he had
Speaker 3: a lot.
Speaker 5: Of bad behavior. But I think maybe these days he wouldn't. Yeah,
Speaker 5: because he's now kind of like i'd.
Speaker 4: Gotten a hold. I have worshiped the guy. He's amazing,
Speaker 4: but I think it kept me from the other Elvis,
Speaker 4: the main Elvis. Elvis number one.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's all, the honest Elvis number two. He kept
Speaker 3: you from Elvis number one.
Speaker 4: I'm like, I can't like both Elvis's plus Elvis Scott
Speaker 4: Stella's music's a little more at my alley, right. I
Speaker 4: don't want to hear rockabilly, hop country.
Speaker 3: That's a mistake.
Speaker 4: I'm not sure what category Elvis' music is. I don't
Speaker 4: want to hear just rockabelly, hip hop.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I think you would if you saw it.
Speaker 4: And then he was a badass too, wouldn't he My
Speaker 4: dad said he would like beat someone up with karate
Speaker 4: and then feel bad and give him a Cadillac. Yep, yeah,
Speaker 4: he's in a handful of horse tranks. He just Sanya,
Speaker 4: He just.
Speaker 3: Wanted to a good time. But he was like yeah,
Speaker 3: and he was famous forever. I mean he was like
Speaker 3: a legend forever.
Speaker 5: They talk about it, how he was the major draw,
Speaker 5: like the number one draw in Las Vegas, above Frank Sinatra,
Speaker 5: above Dean Martin, above anybody. He like, he drew like
Speaker 5: double the amount of anybody else.
Speaker 4: It was my least favorite part of Forrest Gump thoughs
Speaker 4: where they suggest he discovered Elvis when they stayed at
Speaker 4: his house. I mean he stayed at his house and played.
Speaker 5: My least favorite part of Forrest Gump was the beginning
Speaker 5: to end.
Speaker 3: My friend, we hated that movie so much.
Speaker 4: Side why all my friends and family liked it? Not
Speaker 4: my family, not immediate. I guess we liked the soundtrack.
Speaker 4: There we go, that's okay. Remember he's like someone stayed
Speaker 4: at our house once and he did fun at pelvic movement.
Speaker 3: Yes, I it was ridiculous.
Speaker 5: And then yeah, it's like people like to have a
Speaker 5: thing held up in front of him, be like, remember
Speaker 5: this bottle of water, look at it?
Speaker 3: Remember and feel like so like they went through every
Speaker 3: single thing you could ever remember.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and Forrest gumped him into the picture. Yeah, I
Speaker 4: want to get Forrest gumped into the movie Forrest Gump
Speaker 4: like my.
Speaker 3: Oh, that's a good idea. That's a good idea, and.
Speaker 4: Be hanging it like he's mating the president and that's
Speaker 4: already composited. And then I want to be there, yeap,
Speaker 4: just going like that.
Speaker 3: You could also do that in Zelig.
Speaker 4: What's Zelig?
Speaker 3: You've never seen the Woody Allen movie Zelig.
Speaker 5: No, it's basically the original Forrest coump oh I much
Speaker 5: more creative.
Speaker 4: Right, and and the original dead Men don't wear plaid? Yes, right,
Speaker 4: it's him compositive into historic moments. Yes, yes, I need
Speaker 4: to see it.
Speaker 5: It's the Zelig has more of like almost like a
Speaker 5: Ken Burns documentary feel. It's very interesting as opposed to
Speaker 5: dead Men Don't more plaid, where it's just like you know,
Speaker 5: reverse shots where this shot is Humphrey Bogart and then
Speaker 5: now it's Steve Martin, right, and they don't.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's my That's what my show Almost Genius does
Speaker 4: more than actually compositing us. And because it's hard to
Speaker 4: pull that off.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a lot of work.
Speaker 4: Only my cup Church can do it with his outdated
Speaker 4: computer and his old programs, and he does it. Looks
Speaker 4: like a team of Star Wars men George Lucas men
Speaker 4: and talented star.
Speaker 3: Wars Shout out to Mike, Mike up Church is very talented.
Speaker 3: I've known him for years. I've known him for so long.
Speaker 4: We're going to make smart stuff.
Speaker 3: You should, you make good stuff.
Speaker 4: We'll just be background, a background actor in famous moments
Speaker 4: for movies.
Speaker 3: Good idea. Just keep on doing that for the rest
Speaker 3: of your career.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Now, if there was one guess we could have had today,
Speaker 3: who do you? Who do you wish it?
Speaker 4: Booty of the Blowfish, Hoody Darius Rocker h Hoody would
Speaker 4: be I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: Who do you think you're?
Speaker 4: Woody? Do you think we should have had? Well, it's
Speaker 4: hard to I mean, I've been wanting to have Uh,
Speaker 4: why don't you call up Patton Oswald?
Speaker 3: I could, I couldn't.
Speaker 4: Why don't you call up Even when I said that,
Speaker 4: I forgot that he went through the saddest thing ever.
Speaker 4: I just want to say that right now. No, I
Speaker 4: can't let moments like that. When I said ship in
Speaker 4: front of that audience. I was like, well, I said, shit,
Speaker 4: let's talk about it, and that that's why I got disqualified.
Speaker 4: It wasn't the initial shit. I would have been fun.
Speaker 4: You just discussed. When I say something and then my
Speaker 4: back gets hot, I can't just let it.
Speaker 3: I know, I know it well, especially when you're on stage.
Speaker 4: I still want him on. He will be Andy Kindler again.
Speaker 3: Yes, that's a great Andy Kindler in the studio would
Speaker 3: be a good idea.
Speaker 4: He's the best.
Speaker 3: Uh who else do we like?
Speaker 4: I mean, I'm okay with repeating our hits. Yeah, as
Speaker 4: far as it's okay to have seen people back.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we should have Guy Brandham in the studio because
Speaker 5: he hosts a studio podcast called pop Rocket.
Speaker 4: Oh that's another thing I did. I went up to that. Well,
Speaker 4: we talked about that. Yeah. I went to Max fun
Speaker 4: Con and I watched him. I'd never seen him do
Speaker 4: pop Rocket before.
Speaker 3: Oh, he did it live there.
Speaker 4: That's how I got this hat. Because there's some sub
Speaker 4: pops leader Kenny nice girl lady, I can't remember her name, singer.
Speaker 4: I'm bad at details and storytelling.
Speaker 3: What's well? Was it Lance Bang's wife the lead singer?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 3: Yes. Now I can't remember her name because I want,
Speaker 3: because I know.
Speaker 4: I met her at Largo. She's great, she's the greatest.
Speaker 5: That's one of my favorite bands. It was very difficult
Speaker 5: to work with Carry Brownstein and sit next to her
Speaker 5: every day and not be like and not talk about it.
Speaker 3: But I never did.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I never did. You probably could because people
Speaker 4: are probably bringing that up to her last now that
Speaker 4: she's the woman that's on Portlandia.
Speaker 5: True, true, but but I just want I just felt
Speaker 5: just constant nerd excitement about it because I love that band.
Speaker 4: Guy openly was like, I don't know anything about your band.
Speaker 4: I don't know much about you at all.
Speaker 3: Like he was, oh she was his guest. Yeah, yeah, yeah, hilarious.
Speaker 3: Karen Karen uh Koran, that's her name.
Speaker 4: Man, I got up. We gotta figure out. Let's have
Speaker 4: her on. Once we figured it out, we're having her on.
Speaker 4: This has been disgraced, graceful to her.
Speaker 5: I know, I know it. And the drummer's names Janet.
Speaker 5: It doesn't matter anyway. Guy would be good because he
Speaker 5: knows how to do a studio studio podcast and he's great. Yeah,
Speaker 5: he means very smart and our friend.
Speaker 4: Yeah, kran Tucker.
Speaker 3: Thank you, Aaron.
Speaker 4: Aaron with the assist. Bringing it back to the hoop.
Speaker 3: What's the drummer Janet's last name? Do you have that too?
Speaker 4: Weice?
Speaker 3: Can it? Wis? Yeah? I'm their number one man. Oh
Speaker 3: my god.
Speaker 5: In the that in that show I did at the
Speaker 5: improv lab, I had to at one point. This drives
Speaker 5: me crazy because this is why I'm so bad at
Speaker 5: improv because I can't just say the first thing I
Speaker 5: think of. I don't trust myself and I and I'm
Speaker 5: it's so weird in that way where I want to
Speaker 5: think of the best in my mind, the best thing, instead.
Speaker 4: Of the first thing. You blurt out the first thing
Speaker 4: you think of in this format all the time.
Speaker 3: I know, but it's because I don't overthink it. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I guess I don't like I know you and not
Speaker 3: like you got me if I mess up or something.
Speaker 3: But like in this, at one point they asked me
Speaker 3: a question and they said and like what dead celebrities
Speaker 3: blah blah blah, oh and then just none.
Speaker 5: I literally there was like a ten second pause and
Speaker 5: then I said, b Arthur, you do know.
Speaker 4: That's what just happened to me. Here, would you ask
Speaker 4: me who should we have had on? It started to
Speaker 4: get sweaty. I know, right, this is a test. I'm
Speaker 4: bad at man, I'm in high school.
Speaker 5: Also, then you think, oh I should be naming this
Speaker 5: person that person.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, oh, I'll think of who we should have
Speaker 4: right when we're done recording.
Speaker 3: You know what, that was a discussion that we should
Speaker 3: have had off, Mike.
Speaker 4: I know's there's always editing that we won't do.
Speaker 3: That's right. Uh, what else do you want to discuss?
Speaker 3: Do we have anything else? Well, I'm swimming safety for summer.
Speaker 4: I've been swimming quite a bit and I have I
Speaker 4: brought my snorkel and mask with me to Austin and
Speaker 4: I went into Barton Springs, which is a public it's
Speaker 4: part of a spring, but it's a man made pool
Speaker 4: and people go there and there's grassy places to lay
Speaker 4: and it was one hundred degrees so and I went
Speaker 4: there with my snorkel and my mask, and kids laughed
Speaker 4: at me. Yeah, I swam with my I don't care though.
Speaker 4: I can't figure out to breathe when I swim, So
Speaker 4: I got my snork.
Speaker 3: Wait, you used the snorkel. You're swimming like freestyle?
Speaker 4: A snorkel, mask and snorkel when I freestyle swim because
Speaker 4: I can't figure out the breathing and I think I'm
Speaker 4: onto something.
Speaker 3: Frankly, nonl and I can go.
Speaker 4: I can swim forever without choking and hanging on the
Speaker 4: edge of the pool, like.
Speaker 5: Because you're new to swimming, right, So that makes sense. Yeah, whatever,
Speaker 5: do whatever it takes.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't care how I look.
Speaker 5: Now, do you know that drowning is silent? Usually happens
Speaker 5: when nobody hears it.
Speaker 4: Oh well, if you see something, say something.
Speaker 3: That's right, that's right, but you probably won't see anything.
Speaker 4: You won't hear him drown.
Speaker 3: You certainly won't hear it.
Speaker 4: Sounds very little noise.
Speaker 3: Keep your eyes peeled.
Speaker 4: What but I don't understand they're splashing?
Speaker 5: Nope, usually there's not. That's the safety awareness campaign that
Speaker 5: they're doing about swimming and little kids these days.
Speaker 3: Is then when they go under, you usually don't see it. Oh, like,
Speaker 3: there's not.
Speaker 5: It's not like in a bad sitcom or a bad
Speaker 5: uh you know, Highway to Heaven, where there's someone splashing
Speaker 5: like a weird dog for a while, then they go under.
Speaker 3: Usually they just go right.
Speaker 4: If there's any reoccurring dream because when I was a kid,
Speaker 4: my family and I were in a We were in
Speaker 4: canoes and we were just about to get out of
Speaker 4: the river, so we took off our life jackets and
Speaker 4: then we were sliding sideways trying to get to the
Speaker 4: river bank, and all of a sudden there was just
Speaker 4: this bush thing, and we all stupidly, me, my mom,
Speaker 4: my dad, everyone took our oars and just pushed against
Speaker 4: them because we're running into this bush and it just
Speaker 4: tipped us over and then we all ended up back
Speaker 4: in the river and I did not swim, and I
Speaker 4: was under the boat holding on, but my dad didn't know.
Speaker 4: My dad almost drowned like trying to find me.
Speaker 3: Oh no, and it was yeah, it was like this.
Speaker 4: It's still to this day this scary. I was pretty
Speaker 4: close to drowning. So then in Norfolk Fork, we were
Speaker 4: on the North Fork in Norfolk because one of the
Speaker 4: things for the comics was to go kayaking. And do
Speaker 4: you know Dwayne Perkins.
Speaker 3: I've met him.
Speaker 4: He's the best. He's a great person. But at the
Speaker 4: end of our little kayak thing, he capsized and fell
Speaker 4: and then there was like a dam they had to
Speaker 4: like jump in and grab him. Yeah, the boat went
Speaker 4: down the dam. They had to run and go get
Speaker 4: the boat. I was like, this is serious, and everyone
Speaker 4: got quiet, but we were all laughing because it's like, hah,
Speaker 4: he fell out of the boat. But then he's in
Speaker 4: the middle of the river and Trayvon Free was out
Speaker 4: there too, but he paddled but none of us had
Speaker 4: ever I have a little bit. But it was scary.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's very scary.
Speaker 4: And it was like one of those things where just
Speaker 4: another moment without him getting out of there. What I'm
Speaker 4: saying is I saved his life.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, No I did.
Speaker 4: It wasn't one of the workers, one of the kayak people.
Speaker 4: You and I said we have to get him. Yeah.
Speaker 4: I've been wearing that circle everywhere, breakfast, just out to lunch,
Speaker 4: riding bikes.
Speaker 3: I'm glad you're learning to swim. You might as well know.
Speaker 4: Yeah as well. I'm Yeah, it's important and it's good
Speaker 4: for my hips.
Speaker 3: Is it. Do they feel better?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Oh good?
Speaker 4: Yeah, all because it's swimming.
Speaker 3: Good.
Speaker 4: No more radiating pain, no more psiatic no more swollen ankles,
Speaker 4: not in my life.
Speaker 3: That's good.
Speaker 5: Yeah, all right, swimming is the answer. It is the answer,
Speaker 5: Who cares if they laugh at your snorkel.
Speaker 4: Today's guest was the act of swimming.
Speaker 3: Hey Swimming, we think you're cool too.
Speaker 4: Thanks for coming into my life and saying almost nothing today.
Speaker 3: Hey Swimming, you've been great since I was five years old.
Speaker 4: I wish i'd known you when I was younger. But
Speaker 4: it's never too late to get into swimming or Elvis.
Speaker 3: That's right, that's right.
Speaker 5: Yeah, this is the episode where we all learn that
Speaker 5: it's not too late to do anything.
Speaker 4: I'm going to call this episode swimming and Elvis. Okay,
Speaker 4: there's no need to surprise people with it. Already have
Speaker 4: listened till this point.
Speaker 3: Think so well, I don't know.
Speaker 4: I'm through with it. That's what it says right here
Speaker 4: on the SoundCloud.
Speaker 3: Hey really he said it and then he did it.
Speaker 3: That's what's great is the follow through. Chris Fahirranks says
Speaker 3: a stick to itiveness that I can't believe. Yeah, he's
Speaker 3: a good He says he does something, and he does it.
Speaker 3: Then he goes ahead and does it, and.
Speaker 4: I can't believe it.
Speaker 3: They'll say, They'll all say about you.
Speaker 4: I can't wait to hear it.
Speaker 3: Are we almost done?
Speaker 4: We are we are? We're in an hour and I
Speaker 4: think it's the perfect time.
Speaker 3: Just not okay, Well, I would just want to plug.
Speaker 3: July thirteenth, Do you have anything to plug? I do
Speaker 3: July thirteenth.
Speaker 5: Okay, okay, thank you, thank you? Business class are mine?
Speaker 5: In April Richardson's show at the Improv Lab on July thirteenth, Wednesday,
Speaker 5: ten pm, starring such Hollywood luminaries as Karen Kilgarath, April Richardson,
Speaker 5: Chris Fairbay.
Speaker 4: Oh, I was going to say, we're on it.
Speaker 3: You're on it and you're on it every time?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 3: Who else? Jay Wingarten's on it?
Speaker 4: Else? Yes?
Speaker 3: And Ahamed Weinberg is on it?
Speaker 4: Yes.
Speaker 3: And Kara Klank is on it.
Speaker 4: I don't know her.
Speaker 5: She's great, she's married to Jared Logan, She's from New
Speaker 5: York's great, she's she's very funny.
Speaker 3: Truly one of my favorites. And Chris Hardwick and terrific.
Speaker 3: He's going to do it and heavy.
Speaker 4: To have him on the podcast.
Speaker 3: And one of my favorite comedians ever. Mister blank Patch.
Speaker 4: Oh, he's the best.
Speaker 3: It's going to be such a good shay.
Speaker 4: I mean, you know, but his hosting ability maybe he
Speaker 4: doesn't enjoy it. I think he does enjoy it.
Speaker 3: Though we're the hosts.
Speaker 4: But I know, but what if you both did It's
Speaker 4: just an idea. I'm throwing it out there. You both
Speaker 4: did full sets, because neither of you really get to
Speaker 4: do that in the middle of the show. What if
Speaker 4: Blaine just for this once hosted it like he used
Speaker 4: to host Tiger Lily because he'll do fake sponsors and
Speaker 4: he'll do his got the best hosting guy. Know.
Speaker 5: I've seen him host a million times. He was my
Speaker 5: friend first. Well, but I mean, I think probably for
Speaker 5: someone like him because he is the consummate host. I
Speaker 5: bet he likes to do a normal long set every
Speaker 5: once in a while. And also he can do all
Speaker 5: those things. They'll just all be jammed together. You don't
Speaker 5: have to see some shiit comic in between.
Speaker 4: Right, You're right. I guess I've only seen it in
Speaker 4: that he'll be powerless without someone going up before or
Speaker 4: after him.
Speaker 5: We can definitely interrupt him, jump up and then come
Speaker 5: come back off anyway, Just run up.
Speaker 4: There and go yell cap because I like his name
Speaker 4: and that was Chris Fairbanks, and then he can do
Speaker 4: his gags.
Speaker 5: When I first met him. I'd only seen his last
Speaker 5: name in print. I thought his last name. I thought
Speaker 5: his name was Blaine Kapisach. And that's what I said
Speaker 5: a couple of times to him, which made him laugh
Speaker 5: air And.
Speaker 4: I'm not making fun of you, but you do. You
Speaker 4: do jumble people's names sometimes.
Speaker 3: I do. I have. I do have a bit of
Speaker 3: a issue with it.
Speaker 4: One time I interviewed David Spade out the thing and uh,
Speaker 4: my boss said, ask him how many times a day
Speaker 4: texts Nick Schwartzen? Because I don't know why he did, so,
Speaker 4: I said, I, how many times a day do you
Speaker 4: text Nick Swartz Schwartzen? And he said Schwartz? And I
Speaker 4: don't know Nick Schwartzen. Who's Nick Schwartz? And and they
Speaker 4: like walked wow. Then later he came back and said, oh,
Speaker 4: I just didn't want to talk about my friends, so
Speaker 4: I didn't. And I'm like, oh, okay, he made me
Speaker 4: say it, my boss, I didn't know why I.
Speaker 3: Said it to someone that under the bus.
Speaker 4: Well, yeah, i'd have just kind of made a fool
Speaker 4: of myself and said his name wrong. Anyway, you called
Speaker 4: him Nick Schwartzen the other.
Speaker 3: Night, so what you're right, I'm not chicking. I don't
Speaker 3: give a shit.
Speaker 5: Do you know how many people have called me Karen
Speaker 5: killed goref Greff? I mean, no one ever pronounced payback time. Yeah,
Speaker 5: it's so for all of us to let it go.
Speaker 5: But anyway, come to the it's a really good show
Speaker 5: and it's only eight dollars.
Speaker 3: It's ten o'clock at night. Do all your other shit?
Speaker 4: And what's the date again?
Speaker 5: July thirteenth, The second Wednesday of every month is when
Speaker 5: we do business class.
Speaker 4: My plug is July thirteenth, Business class at the improvisation.
Speaker 3: Is that your plug too?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Double plug, double plug, filthy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're welcome. Well, you've been listening to Do you
Speaker 4: need to Ride? My name is Christian Fairbanks and this
Speaker 4: is Karen Kilgarriff. You've been listening to our podcast? Do
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Speaker 3: Sorry I leave then I.
Speaker 4: You wanta way back? Either way?
Speaker 1: Wanna be there, doesn't matter how much that is. You
Speaker 1: give us time and date German?
Speaker 2: And do you want to send you off inside? Do
Speaker 2: you want to welcome you back home?
Speaker 3: Tell us all about ity scared her? Was it fine?
Speaker 1: Now?
Speaker 5: Porn?
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Speaker 2: Do you need to ride?
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