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Speaker 1: Are you leaving a you wanna way back home? Either way,

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Speaker 1: we want to be there. Doesn't matter how much baggage

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Speaker 1: you claim and give us time and a Turnino and gay.

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Speaker 2: We want to send you off InStyle. We wanna welcome

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Speaker 2: you back home.

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Speaker 1: Tell us all about it.

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Speaker 3: We scared her? Was it fine? Malborn?

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Speaker 4: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 3: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 2: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 3: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 3: Do you need ride?

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Speaker 4: With Karen and Chris welcome to Do you need a ride?

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Speaker 4: This is Chris.

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Speaker 3: Fairbanks and this is Karen Colgaroff.

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Speaker 4: We are coming to you live from a sound proofed

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Speaker 4: quiet prius.

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Speaker 3: Don't lie.

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Speaker 4: Okay, we're in a studio and it feels.

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Speaker 3: Good and it's where we should be.

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Speaker 4: It feels good, and it sounds good.

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Speaker 3: It sounds so much better.

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Speaker 4: It sounds safe.

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Speaker 3: I feel better when we're in this room.

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Speaker 4: Me too. I look forward to it more.

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Speaker 3: I look forward to it forward.

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Speaker 4: Is that isn't my Montana accent? No?

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Speaker 3: No'm that's just my pretend theater accent.

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Speaker 4: I went to many places with accents the last couple

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Speaker 3: What are you named for?

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Speaker 4: One was Norfolk, Nebraska. Yeah, not Virgina. No, not Virgina.

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Speaker 4: And the next was Tyler, Texas.

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Speaker 3: What are you going to give a sample of the

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Speaker 3: accent from Norfolk?

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Speaker 4: Oh it was just you know, it wasn't that it

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Speaker 4: and so I can't. It was so subtle that I

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Speaker 3: Do they say hues instead of uh coke?

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Speaker 4: They say pap oh pap, I don't. That's I was

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Speaker 4: not offered a soda.

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Speaker 3: Oka or okay. Number two. It was not Oh well Tyler,

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Speaker 3: Tyler Texas.

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Speaker 4: The people and Tyler how they is? Oh yeah, it

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Speaker 3: Oh the kind of talk real sweet.

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Speaker 4: They have houses there like you you can pull an

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Speaker 4: entire audience and they won't. No one will admit to

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Speaker 4: being a Trump supporter. But in Tyler, Texas, there were

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Speaker 4: houses that could only be referred to as compounds made

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Speaker 4: and then a giant like metal Trump sign on the

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Speaker 4: side of the house, like serious about it, right? I

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Speaker 4: was like, Oh, there's at least it's real. There are

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Speaker 3: I'm banking that those people are going to forget to vote.

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Speaker 5: Yes, I think it might slip their mind, like they're

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Speaker 5: going to get into the signage and they're going to

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Speaker 5: get into the spirit. Yeah, but then when it comes

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Speaker 5: down to voting day, don't say what day it is.

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Speaker 4: It might yeah, yeah, they might be.

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Speaker 3: That's my hope.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, they can't remember to give corn feed to the chickens.

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Speaker 3: That's right.

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Speaker 4: Norfolk was great though. That's where Johnny Carson is from,

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Speaker 4: and it's a town of only twenty four thousand, but

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Speaker 4: they worship Carson. He's on everything because he kept coming

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Speaker 4: And I didn't I had to keep it to myself

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Speaker 4: that I don't really have strong opinions about Carson either way.

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Speaker 4: I heard later in life that he's maybe a dick.

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Speaker 5: I mean, I think most of them are. If you

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Speaker 4: Dick of course. And he started a shy magician, so

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Speaker 4: of course you get that guy power.

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Speaker 3: Going to be a successful magician is everyone's nightmare. Oh

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Speaker 4: You'll make you disappear.

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Speaker 5: A person who spends their life going pick a card

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Speaker 3: Yeah, no, get out of town.

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Speaker 4: I like that. Ryan Seacrest is your example.

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Speaker 5: I want the children to understand who Johnny Carson used

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Speaker 4: On a level of Seacrest too. Oh, I don't know.

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Speaker 3: David Blaine Carson, Daily Carson.

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Speaker 4: Where does he lie?

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Speaker 3: He's in there, he's up there.

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Speaker 4: This place the festival, it's called the Great American Comedy

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Speaker 4: Fish Great American. This was a Tyler Texas Waves of Corn.

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Speaker 4: support the festival. The festival was run by older folks

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Speaker 3: They because they love Carson.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, so it was like they like a carsony or

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Speaker 4: I did. I was like, I'm sorry, let me have

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Speaker 4: of history stuff, you know how. I'm a buff history buff.

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Speaker 3: That actually sounds nice. You made friends with some.

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Speaker 4: Old it was great. I didn't know how to say

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Speaker 4: Yeah? Almost. I made it about my grandparents and never really.

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Speaker 3: Well, you gotta make it about something.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I gotta make it. Gotta blame it on the rain.

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Speaker 4: I uh, yeah, it was. It was a nice time though.

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Speaker 4: Place, Austin, Texas, where I'm from. Yes, and it was

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Speaker 4: No? I did the Velveta Room, the place I very

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Speaker 3: You liked that place, right, yeah?

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Speaker 3: Is it hard to do well there? I can't.

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Speaker 5: There's comics that were from Austin talking about one place

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Speaker 3: Love it. I should move there.

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Speaker 4: And the cops are buff and they have tattooed sleeves.

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Speaker 4: some stick time yes, and feed you the hoofs hello.

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Speaker 4: And it's so it's I remember moving there. It's like,

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Speaker 4: bands are actually going to the Belvied Room.

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Speaker 3: Oh good.

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Speaker 5: Oh so before the audience was like like the Texas

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Speaker 4: texted all the five one two numbers I have, and

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Speaker 5: Here with your yeah, here Anne and definitely in San Francisco.

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Speaker 3: It was just a lot of yeah right, buddy, okay buddy.

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Speaker 4: And I came from Montana, where people got punched for

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Speaker 5: Well, yeah, I just got I just knew that I

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Speaker 5: Ye day, I know, I lashed out uncontrollably like a child,

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Speaker 5: and they deserved it. Yeah, but but still, what do

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Speaker 5: They call that like drinking the poison so someone else

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Speaker 3: They they have sayings that make behavior like.

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Speaker 5: That seem very bad and biblical, yes, and suicidal.

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Speaker 4: Yeah. My mom was in the AA and she became very.

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Speaker 3: Religious really oh yeah, spiritual.

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Speaker 4: Like spiritual yeah, yeah, just a generic god exactly.

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Speaker 3: You gotta make some connection.

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Speaker 4: Of make them what you want, don't make them a

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Speaker 3: Was it a party time, party tour?

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Speaker 4: Not necessarily, which makes me consider that even more so.

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Speaker 4: It's like, well, it's out of boredom. It's like, that's

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Speaker 3: Right, just sit there and watch Law and Order sober?

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Speaker 4: I don't think so it's still I even watched Oh god,

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Speaker 4: Well, news gets to Montana a little late, right there

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Speaker 3: But I mean, I.

449
00:21:36,080 --> 00:21:37,800
Speaker 5: Think the part I liked is that it felt like

450
00:21:37,800 --> 00:21:39,399
Speaker 5: they were really planning something for me.

451
00:21:39,560 --> 00:21:39,879
Speaker 4: Yeah.

452
00:21:39,920 --> 00:21:42,040
Speaker 3: It was like a nice, fun surprise just for me.

453
00:21:43,119 --> 00:21:46,240
Speaker 4: The one of the comics is from town, Derek Hughes,

454
00:21:46,320 --> 00:21:48,760
Speaker 4: and he was like hosting the Magic Night. He didn't

455
00:21:48,800 --> 00:21:50,240
Speaker 4: do it at this show because it would have been

456
00:21:50,320 --> 00:21:53,480
Speaker 4: too blue, but he had a card. Is this your card?

457
00:21:54,240 --> 00:21:57,159
Speaker 4: But he would They pulled down his pants and the

458
00:21:57,200 --> 00:22:02,760
Speaker 4: card was in his buttcheet We'll pull it out and

459
00:22:02,800 --> 00:22:06,480
Speaker 4: everyone was like gross, But wow, it's a great It

460
00:22:06,600 --> 00:22:07,840
Speaker 4: was great, that's a good trick.

461
00:22:07,880 --> 00:22:10,480
Speaker 3: What does he do that at the Comedy Castle?

462
00:22:11,359 --> 00:22:13,800
Speaker 4: He does do it at the Comedy Magic Castle or

463
00:22:13,840 --> 00:22:17,240
Speaker 4: the Magic Magic The Comedy Castle is a different castle.

464
00:22:17,560 --> 00:22:21,560
Speaker 4: That's the castle we live in. Yeah, where you don't

465
00:22:21,600 --> 00:22:24,480
Speaker 4: have to wear slacks. Oh yeah, that's right.

466
00:22:24,520 --> 00:22:27,080
Speaker 5: You have to wear you have to wear certain clothes

467
00:22:27,080 --> 00:22:27,960
Speaker 5: at the Magic Castle.

468
00:22:28,160 --> 00:22:29,840
Speaker 4: Derek got me in. Once I showed up at the

469
00:22:29,840 --> 00:22:32,280
Speaker 4: Magic Castle. I was on a date and we were

470
00:22:32,320 --> 00:22:35,639
Speaker 4: turned away because I did not have slacks on, and

471
00:22:35,720 --> 00:22:38,880
Speaker 4: they had pants and jackets.

472
00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:40,199
Speaker 3: For me to wear, but you wouldn't do it.

473
00:22:40,240 --> 00:22:42,720
Speaker 4: I'm like, I don't like those pants. I don't want

474
00:22:42,760 --> 00:22:43,639
Speaker 4: to wear those pants?

475
00:22:43,800 --> 00:22:44,880
Speaker 3: What was wrong with them?

476
00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:47,440
Speaker 4: I'm like, my pants right now are much fans here

477
00:22:47,520 --> 00:22:52,320
Speaker 4: than those eighties pleated, flared. Yeah, I went off. I

478
00:22:52,320 --> 00:22:54,000
Speaker 4: went after their slacks.

479
00:22:54,760 --> 00:22:56,760
Speaker 3: Just one pair where they're like a choice of five.

480
00:22:57,880 --> 00:22:59,919
Speaker 4: Well, they only had one pair that was like a

481
00:23:00,080 --> 00:23:03,359
Speaker 4: waist thirty six, so I would have had to also

482
00:23:03,440 --> 00:23:06,680
Speaker 4: borrow belts. Yeah, and they were just ugly and I'm like,

483
00:23:06,720 --> 00:23:10,320
Speaker 4: I'm not gonna wear I'm offended. The next time I brought.

484
00:23:10,119 --> 00:23:13,840
Speaker 5: Pants good smart, Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's my I've told

485
00:23:13,880 --> 00:23:15,920
Speaker 5: you this many times. That's my fears to be in

486
00:23:15,960 --> 00:23:18,240
Speaker 5: a place where I have to borrow pants. I never

487
00:23:18,280 --> 00:23:19,119
Speaker 5: want that to happen to me.

488
00:23:19,200 --> 00:23:23,600
Speaker 4: It's horrible word type, sir, we have to I've been

489
00:23:23,640 --> 00:23:27,080
Speaker 4: told to take my hat off. Excuse me, you.

490
00:23:27,160 --> 00:23:33,560
Speaker 3: Just throw up such a bad memory. My precious hat.

491
00:23:33,880 --> 00:23:37,240
Speaker 4: Really, it was really got a good hat. It fit

492
00:23:37,320 --> 00:23:41,600
Speaker 4: my head. Oh I'm sworry. God, that was a nice hat.

493
00:23:41,720 --> 00:23:44,280
Speaker 4: My hair was horrible of that day. It was horrible.

494
00:23:45,720 --> 00:23:47,879
Speaker 4: I had to reveal it.

495
00:23:47,880 --> 00:23:52,560
Speaker 5: It's just weird because the idea behind that is you

496
00:23:52,600 --> 00:23:55,439
Speaker 5: have to look really nice to go to the Magic Castle. Fine,

497
00:23:56,119 --> 00:24:00,080
Speaker 5: but then a pair of dockers you know that are

498
00:24:00,200 --> 00:24:00,679
Speaker 5: that are.

499
00:24:00,880 --> 00:24:03,520
Speaker 3: Twenty years out of fashion? Yea, why are those better

500
00:24:03,520 --> 00:24:05,119
Speaker 3: than Why are they better because.

501
00:24:04,840 --> 00:24:08,040
Speaker 4: You're technically Someone wrote about what the pants need to

502
00:24:08,080 --> 00:24:11,639
Speaker 4: have and this technically has them. They should have mentioned taper.

503
00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:17,120
Speaker 5: That's taper needs to be mentioned in this day and age. Yeah,

504
00:24:17,320 --> 00:24:20,800
Speaker 5: where people men and women alike basically wear leggings everywhere.

505
00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:23,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, everyone's wearing tights.

506
00:24:23,840 --> 00:24:24,080
Speaker 3: Yeah.

507
00:24:24,280 --> 00:24:25,520
Speaker 4: I can't say I'm complaining.

508
00:24:25,600 --> 00:24:27,439
Speaker 3: It's a bunch of robin hoods out there, and I

509
00:24:27,520 --> 00:24:28,080
Speaker 3: love it.

510
00:24:33,280 --> 00:24:35,840
Speaker 4: We're just talking about the Robinhood from the mel Bricks

511
00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:38,600
Speaker 4: version mel Bricks Hit the Bricks Brooks.

512
00:24:38,680 --> 00:24:39,640
Speaker 3: He's my favorite.

513
00:24:39,720 --> 00:24:47,720
Speaker 4: I love I love mel Bricks. I also like Jackie Mason,

514
00:24:53,640 --> 00:24:54,560
Speaker 4: god Nuts.

515
00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:57,680
Speaker 3: Did you do any other example would have been good?

516
00:24:57,760 --> 00:24:59,600
Speaker 3: It would have been good? Should we give it a second?

517
00:25:01,359 --> 00:25:09,440
Speaker 3: Carol Brookehette Street, Allen, We're done. Mine wasn't smid at all.

518
00:25:09,480 --> 00:25:12,480
Speaker 4: It was barbecuing well, Mason. I brought in the whole

519
00:25:12,520 --> 00:25:14,359
Speaker 4: world of stone working true.

520
00:25:14,920 --> 00:25:19,000
Speaker 3: I took it way out there to barbecue Land. Let's

521
00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:24,240
Speaker 3: never go back there. I hate it there. I jun't along.

522
00:25:24,520 --> 00:25:28,200
Speaker 4: Most people are kind of races agents.

523
00:25:28,680 --> 00:25:32,600
Speaker 3: It's too hot. Did you go anywhere after Austin or

524
00:25:32,640 --> 00:25:33,800
Speaker 3: is this where you just flew in?

525
00:25:34,080 --> 00:25:37,960
Speaker 4: I flew through the night and landed at six a m.

526
00:25:38,400 --> 00:25:41,560
Speaker 4: Bar and took a little nap and came here. So

527
00:25:41,600 --> 00:25:44,080
Speaker 4: I feel a little out of sorts and not had

528
00:25:44,119 --> 00:25:45,000
Speaker 4: a decent meal.

529
00:25:47,400 --> 00:25:50,399
Speaker 3: It's a serious problem you have every every day. It

530
00:25:50,440 --> 00:25:52,280
Speaker 3: surprises you that you have to eat well.

531
00:25:52,400 --> 00:25:55,120
Speaker 4: I had three shows and then after and then people

532
00:25:55,200 --> 00:25:57,800
Speaker 4: from Montana came to my show. That live in Dallas

533
00:25:57,840 --> 00:26:00,000
Speaker 4: now and hanging out with the comics and saying goodbye.

534
00:26:00,119 --> 00:26:04,639
Speaker 4: I returning my rental car, which was a Muscly. I

535
00:26:05,160 --> 00:26:08,199
Speaker 4: went to get a Volkswagen and I got a big

536
00:26:09,560 --> 00:26:12,560
Speaker 4: Mustang like a VA. Well, yeah, it read so fun.

537
00:26:12,640 --> 00:26:15,440
Speaker 3: Did you say red white white? Yeah?

538
00:26:15,480 --> 00:26:18,679
Speaker 4: It was throady. I loved it. I'm like, want a

539
00:26:18,840 --> 00:26:19,600
Speaker 4: hot rod? Now?

540
00:26:20,200 --> 00:26:21,119
Speaker 3: Was it convertible?

541
00:26:21,600 --> 00:26:24,639
Speaker 4: No? I opted to not have the conmart because of

542
00:26:24,680 --> 00:26:25,920
Speaker 4: air conditioning purposes.

543
00:26:26,040 --> 00:26:29,400
Speaker 5: Very smart because it's hot there, as hot as the dickens.

544
00:26:29,680 --> 00:26:30,480
Speaker 3: It's a dry heat.

545
00:26:30,920 --> 00:26:32,480
Speaker 4: It was a wet are you.

546
00:26:36,280 --> 00:26:38,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a wet away heat.

547
00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:41,480
Speaker 4: It's nice.

548
00:26:41,880 --> 00:26:44,400
Speaker 5: So what you're saying is you partied, party partied, then

549
00:26:44,440 --> 00:26:46,560
Speaker 5: returned your rental car, got on a plane and came

550
00:26:46,600 --> 00:26:48,200
Speaker 5: here essentially yes.

551
00:26:48,280 --> 00:26:50,600
Speaker 4: And on the plane a girl wanted to talk about

552
00:26:50,640 --> 00:26:53,919
Speaker 4: astrology and guess my sign and guess my personality. And

553
00:26:54,040 --> 00:26:56,000
Speaker 4: I was like, I have to sleep, and she's like,

554
00:26:56,040 --> 00:26:57,080
Speaker 4: that's so Aquarius.

555
00:26:58,160 --> 00:27:01,080
Speaker 3: She was translirt with you through I don't know.

556
00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:05,159
Speaker 4: She's very pretty, but I uh really, I was like

557
00:27:05,320 --> 00:27:07,639
Speaker 4: you're pretty, and then you're nice, but I really have

558
00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:10,359
Speaker 4: to nap. I just had to be we're not going

559
00:27:10,440 --> 00:27:11,240
Speaker 4: to start anything.

560
00:27:11,400 --> 00:27:12,520
Speaker 3: You have to be firm about it.

561
00:27:12,600 --> 00:27:16,240
Speaker 4: Mm hmmm, oh, when I was well, i'll tell you what,

562
00:27:18,600 --> 00:27:21,400
Speaker 4: did accidentally call flat attenant again.

563
00:27:23,040 --> 00:27:24,800
Speaker 3: All the way up there? Yeah, yeah, that.

564
00:27:25,119 --> 00:27:27,359
Speaker 4: Is thank you for following. You're good at that.

565
00:27:28,280 --> 00:27:28,720
Speaker 3: I get you.

566
00:27:28,880 --> 00:27:30,920
Speaker 4: No one else would know that. I meant that met

567
00:27:30,920 --> 00:27:32,440
Speaker 4: my boner was going above my head.

568
00:27:32,520 --> 00:27:34,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, I think they would. It was.

569
00:27:35,160 --> 00:27:36,480
Speaker 4: It was a pretty smart joke.

570
00:27:37,240 --> 00:27:41,960
Speaker 5: Hard to navigate, you know, because of the Johnny Carson Festival,

571
00:27:42,040 --> 00:27:43,280
Speaker 5: you don't know what smart.

572
00:27:43,040 --> 00:27:45,320
Speaker 4: Jokes are anymore. Yeah, I got hypnotized.

573
00:27:45,359 --> 00:27:46,280
Speaker 3: We're going to bring you back.

574
00:27:46,560 --> 00:27:49,120
Speaker 4: One of the things we did as comedians is get

575
00:27:49,160 --> 00:27:51,240
Speaker 4: on a hay ride and go out to a cornfield

576
00:27:51,280 --> 00:27:54,959
Speaker 4: and we were described about the the irrigation of the

577
00:27:54,960 --> 00:27:58,359
Speaker 4: corn and there's an awkward fer that is under the

578
00:27:58,400 --> 00:28:01,200
Speaker 4: ground and covering the whole. They do not have a

579
00:28:01,280 --> 00:28:01,919
Speaker 4: drought problem.

580
00:28:02,240 --> 00:28:03,040
Speaker 3: We need to move there.

581
00:28:03,240 --> 00:28:05,440
Speaker 4: I lay some pipe that direction?

582
00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:09,920
Speaker 3: Is that another sex joke? No, I was just talking about.

583
00:28:11,200 --> 00:28:12,920
Speaker 4: Just regular plumbing.

584
00:28:13,080 --> 00:28:17,240
Speaker 3: I don't like that guy. No, I would just talking badly. No,

585
00:28:17,440 --> 00:28:23,560
Speaker 3: he's creamy. We have some I'd like the lays and

586
00:28:23,640 --> 00:28:29,040
Speaker 3: pipe in your general loqu direction. That guy's wearing a

587
00:28:29,040 --> 00:28:32,640
Speaker 3: mechanics jumpsuit with nothing underneath it, and I hate it's

588
00:28:32,680 --> 00:28:37,760
Speaker 3: gonna be a hot summer. Zip let's lay some pipe

589
00:28:38,400 --> 00:28:41,240
Speaker 3: because he has like a feminine kind of quality to him,

590
00:28:41,280 --> 00:28:43,600
Speaker 3: but he's clearly a saxophone.

591
00:28:43,600 --> 00:28:48,440
Speaker 4: Don't worry, he's just all no, I'm sorry.

592
00:28:50,920 --> 00:28:52,600
Speaker 3: So you had to go to the corn They took

593
00:28:52,640 --> 00:28:53,640
Speaker 3: you out to the cornfield.

594
00:28:53,800 --> 00:28:55,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, and I can't. Did you guys see that movie

595
00:28:55,920 --> 00:28:59,560
Speaker 4: that's about oil and corn and how it's bad?

596
00:29:00,560 --> 00:29:04,520
Speaker 3: No? Which one I don't know, The Children of the Corn. Yes,

597
00:29:04,560 --> 00:29:06,520
Speaker 3: I did see one, two and three.

598
00:29:06,640 --> 00:29:08,720
Speaker 4: So the whole time I was like, this is the

599
00:29:08,760 --> 00:29:10,880
Speaker 4: reason children kill our elderly.

600
00:29:11,240 --> 00:29:13,800
Speaker 3: Yes, no, because they don't let us swear.

601
00:29:14,040 --> 00:29:17,600
Speaker 4: Talks about there being corn and everything and how it's bad. Yes,

602
00:29:17,640 --> 00:29:20,480
Speaker 4: there's corn, and I don't know he said. Even the

603
00:29:20,560 --> 00:29:24,920
Speaker 4: machine was lubed with some sort of corn based lubricant.

604
00:29:25,200 --> 00:29:27,320
Speaker 3: He was giving you the tour, but then saying corn

605
00:29:27,400 --> 00:29:27,760
Speaker 3: was bad.

606
00:29:28,160 --> 00:29:31,600
Speaker 4: No, No, he wasn't. Corn was his livelihood. But this

607
00:29:31,720 --> 00:29:34,400
Speaker 4: corn was made not for eating but for feeding cows.

608
00:29:34,680 --> 00:29:35,160
Speaker 3: Oh got it?

609
00:29:35,200 --> 00:29:37,240
Speaker 4: I was like, feed, Well they do.

610
00:29:37,360 --> 00:29:39,440
Speaker 5: That is why corn syrup is in so much food

611
00:29:39,840 --> 00:29:42,080
Speaker 5: is because they sell it as the like an additive

612
00:29:42,120 --> 00:29:43,280
Speaker 5: that we don't really need.

613
00:29:43,400 --> 00:29:46,239
Speaker 4: Right, Okay, Yeah, so it's not evil, it's just like

614
00:29:46,360 --> 00:29:47,480
Speaker 4: we don't need all this.

615
00:29:47,800 --> 00:29:50,479
Speaker 5: Well it's evil in that because it's this main crop,

616
00:29:50,880 --> 00:29:53,640
Speaker 5: American crop. They act like we need it and we

617
00:29:53,720 --> 00:29:54,320
Speaker 5: actually don't.

618
00:29:54,440 --> 00:29:57,120
Speaker 4: Okay, that's what I was talking about. Well, these guys

619
00:29:57,120 --> 00:29:59,280
Speaker 4: were That's what I was talking about. That's what I

620
00:29:59,360 --> 00:30:02,840
Speaker 4: was trying to get to talk about. I I caused this.

621
00:30:05,200 --> 00:30:07,160
Speaker 3: No, they are the aquifer of this.

622
00:30:07,440 --> 00:30:10,800
Speaker 4: It was the field father and then son and grandson,

623
00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:15,320
Speaker 4: independent farm. It was. They weren't like evil corporation people.

624
00:30:15,440 --> 00:30:17,160
Speaker 3: But no, there's lots of those out there.

625
00:30:17,480 --> 00:30:19,960
Speaker 4: They were really sweet people. I feel bad we ate

626
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:22,400
Speaker 4: in their garage and they fed us barbecue. I can't

627
00:30:22,440 --> 00:30:24,760
Speaker 4: believe I'm disparaging their livelihood.

628
00:30:24,800 --> 00:30:26,240
Speaker 3: So you did go to barbecue town?

629
00:30:26,600 --> 00:30:32,920
Speaker 4: Oh? I did? Shit, I went to Sauceville. Oh you've

630
00:30:32,920 --> 00:30:34,600
Speaker 4: had quite a trip. We How long have you been

631
00:30:34,600 --> 00:30:38,120
Speaker 4: gone Brisket Banks? I uh, I have two weeks? Two

632
00:30:38,200 --> 00:30:38,800
Speaker 4: whole weeks.

633
00:30:38,880 --> 00:30:40,000
Speaker 3: Shit, welcome back.

634
00:30:40,120 --> 00:30:45,360
Speaker 4: Thanks, I'm glad to be back. I'm glad that you

635
00:30:45,400 --> 00:30:48,680
Speaker 4: were able to meet me here me too, for this

636
00:30:49,160 --> 00:30:53,400
Speaker 4: personal conversation that we recorded. Yeah, that's nice, I guess

637
00:30:53,480 --> 00:30:55,360
Speaker 4: we don't have a guest today. That's all right, it

638
00:30:55,480 --> 00:30:56,040
Speaker 4: doesn't matter.

639
00:30:56,160 --> 00:30:58,160
Speaker 3: He's so awful of this whole time. I guess was

640
00:30:58,240 --> 00:30:58,719
Speaker 3: just sitting here.

641
00:30:58,760 --> 00:31:03,320
Speaker 4: Wa hey, wake up, wake up, Jimmy Schubert. I don't

642
00:31:03,360 --> 00:31:07,440
Speaker 4: know those Jimmy Schubert. It's the right seacrest of comedians.

643
00:31:08,440 --> 00:31:08,840
Speaker 3: Mmmm.

644
00:31:10,880 --> 00:31:12,640
Speaker 5: We don't have a guest, but we do have a

645
00:31:12,680 --> 00:31:17,200
Speaker 5: small audience of one. That's that's the laughing that you hear. Hi,

646
00:31:18,080 --> 00:31:19,600
Speaker 5: it's pretty exciting.

647
00:31:20,080 --> 00:31:24,800
Speaker 4: Isn't it fun? See behind the scenes not what you'd think.

648
00:31:24,920 --> 00:31:25,760
Speaker 3: It's kinetic.

649
00:31:27,600 --> 00:31:28,960
Speaker 5: I'm trying to think of what I've been doing for

650
00:31:28,960 --> 00:31:30,920
Speaker 5: the past two weeks to report to you, but I

651
00:31:31,080 --> 00:31:31,840
Speaker 5: just don't really have.

652
00:31:31,960 --> 00:31:34,440
Speaker 4: I'm still gonna ask have you been doing the last.

653
00:31:35,320 --> 00:31:38,480
Speaker 5: I did a show at the Improv Lab, which is

654
00:31:38,720 --> 00:31:39,800
Speaker 5: the place we like to be.

655
00:31:42,120 --> 00:31:42,719
Speaker 3: Uh with?

656
00:31:42,880 --> 00:31:45,880
Speaker 5: That was it was Josh Androski and Brian Cook have

657
00:31:45,960 --> 00:31:48,280
Speaker 5: a show called Reunited, which is really funny.

658
00:31:48,320 --> 00:31:52,320
Speaker 3: They write it's a panel of sick of.

659
00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:57,000
Speaker 5: The stars of a fake sitcom, and then they interview

660
00:31:57,040 --> 00:31:59,000
Speaker 5: you as if you are you've all been reunited for

661
00:31:59,040 --> 00:31:59,640
Speaker 5: the first time.

662
00:32:00,360 --> 00:32:05,200
Speaker 4: Oh that's an interesting idea. Yeah, do they Then you.

663
00:32:05,160 --> 00:32:07,680
Speaker 3: Have to read old scripts and oh that's great, it's

664
00:32:07,720 --> 00:32:08,120
Speaker 3: a whole thing.

665
00:32:08,360 --> 00:32:10,080
Speaker 4: I was going to guess you either do that or

666
00:32:10,120 --> 00:32:12,920
Speaker 4: they shoot a scene. No, that would be a lot

667
00:32:12,920 --> 00:32:13,240
Speaker 4: of work.

668
00:32:13,360 --> 00:32:18,040
Speaker 5: Yeah, which was fun, except for I don't understand people

669
00:32:18,080 --> 00:32:21,600
Speaker 5: that do a show that requires like a shit ton

670
00:32:21,640 --> 00:32:24,080
Speaker 5: of homework. I mean, I luckily I didn't have to

671
00:32:24,120 --> 00:32:27,680
Speaker 5: do it because I wouldn't have. But I mean, god

672
00:32:27,720 --> 00:32:29,680
Speaker 5: bless them, they really work their house off.

673
00:32:29,720 --> 00:32:32,440
Speaker 4: That's why I haven't done any roast battles or stuff like.

674
00:32:32,520 --> 00:32:36,840
Speaker 4: I mean, I've seen my roommate Nate Craig do days

675
00:32:36,880 --> 00:32:39,040
Speaker 4: and days of work, yes, for one show.

676
00:32:39,240 --> 00:32:42,520
Speaker 3: Yeah. Well, and also I have a job, so I

677
00:32:43,120 --> 00:32:44,200
Speaker 3: have to do that.

678
00:32:44,400 --> 00:32:46,720
Speaker 4: Do you want you? Can you talk about your job?

679
00:32:47,160 --> 00:32:47,320
Speaker 3: Oh?

680
00:32:47,480 --> 00:32:47,840
Speaker 4: The job?

681
00:32:47,960 --> 00:32:50,560
Speaker 5: Like, no, it's not a secret. The job I'm working

682
00:32:50,600 --> 00:32:54,360
Speaker 5: on right now is Portlandia. It's season seven of Portlandy.

683
00:32:54,480 --> 00:32:56,680
Speaker 4: I thought so, but I didn't want to. That's pretty neat.

684
00:32:56,720 --> 00:32:58,440
Speaker 4: Why aren't you bragging about it all the time?

685
00:32:58,480 --> 00:32:59,640
Speaker 3: To me, this is not my style.

686
00:33:00,040 --> 00:33:01,240
Speaker 4: Find out from other people.

687
00:33:01,600 --> 00:33:03,440
Speaker 3: Well, that's how I do it. And then you're even

688
00:33:03,520 --> 00:33:06,360
Speaker 3: more interested than if I had brought it up to you. Cold.

689
00:33:06,520 --> 00:33:08,479
Speaker 4: Well, that's so cool. What a great job. It's got

690
00:33:08,560 --> 00:33:09,440
Speaker 4: to be so much fun.

691
00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:11,480
Speaker 3: It's really awesome. It's great.

692
00:33:12,040 --> 00:33:14,160
Speaker 4: I mean, that's so fun.

693
00:33:14,400 --> 00:33:15,120
Speaker 3: It's very cool.

694
00:33:15,320 --> 00:33:17,960
Speaker 5: I get to hang out with Fred Armison and Carrie

695
00:33:18,040 --> 00:33:22,160
Speaker 5: Brownstein and my friend Graham Wagner, who also wrote on

696
00:33:22,200 --> 00:33:25,320
Speaker 5: Baskets when I wrote on Baskets, Oh yeah, and Jonathan Kreisel,

697
00:33:25,360 --> 00:33:25,760
Speaker 5: who is.

698
00:33:25,720 --> 00:33:27,880
Speaker 3: The EP director.

699
00:33:29,400 --> 00:33:34,520
Speaker 5: All around superstar that also runs Baskets, who I adore.

700
00:33:34,920 --> 00:33:37,920
Speaker 4: Martha Kelly's on Baskets and she was doing Cap City

701
00:33:37,960 --> 00:33:40,640
Speaker 4: while I was doing Belviet. Did you get to hang out? No,

702
00:33:40,920 --> 00:33:46,080
Speaker 4: because we are doing shows at different times, the same times,

703
00:33:47,560 --> 00:33:51,040
Speaker 4: and during the day we both just do. I went

704
00:33:51,080 --> 00:33:53,240
Speaker 4: swimming and did my things, but I didn't really meet

705
00:33:53,280 --> 00:33:55,880
Speaker 4: with people and have lunches and stuff. I should have

706
00:33:55,920 --> 00:33:59,240
Speaker 4: told Martha. I know both of us are thinking we

707
00:33:59,280 --> 00:34:00,680
Speaker 4: should have content each other.

708
00:34:00,720 --> 00:34:03,240
Speaker 3: But you see each other when you're here, right, it's

709
00:34:03,280 --> 00:34:03,880
Speaker 3: been a while.

710
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:07,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, I served a few almost a year ago. Thrower,

711
00:34:07,200 --> 00:34:10,360
Speaker 4: ou text, you're right, just do it. I need to

712
00:34:10,400 --> 00:34:11,320
Speaker 4: reach out to people.

713
00:34:11,640 --> 00:34:15,600
Speaker 3: I like to reach out to people, strangers, strangers. I

714
00:34:15,680 --> 00:34:16,920
Speaker 3: just text random numbers.

715
00:34:16,920 --> 00:34:22,200
Speaker 5: Hey, I'm thinking of you. Two three, two three eight

716
00:34:22,320 --> 00:34:23,959
Speaker 5: seven two, one, four, eight nine.

717
00:34:24,560 --> 00:34:26,560
Speaker 4: I think of you all the till them their phone numbers.

718
00:34:26,600 --> 00:34:27,800
Speaker 4: That probably blows your cover.

719
00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:30,200
Speaker 3: Yeah that's but I say, that's who you are.

720
00:34:30,120 --> 00:34:32,239
Speaker 4: To me, that's who you've always been.

721
00:34:32,360 --> 00:34:36,440
Speaker 5: That's who I'm not about names and labels. I'm about numbers.

722
00:34:36,600 --> 00:34:42,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know who else was about numbers? Head more?

723
00:34:47,080 --> 00:34:47,680
Speaker 3: Is that true?

724
00:34:47,960 --> 00:34:51,000
Speaker 4: Well? I think everyone everyone at his camp's got a number.

725
00:34:51,200 --> 00:34:52,520
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, that's very true.

726
00:34:52,800 --> 00:34:54,879
Speaker 4: That's sorry to bring that up.

727
00:34:55,280 --> 00:34:56,080
Speaker 3: Well me too.

728
00:34:56,200 --> 00:34:57,920
Speaker 4: I mean, you're sorry I brought it.

729
00:34:58,040 --> 00:35:00,440
Speaker 3: We can't go one day without you talking about the camps.

730
00:35:00,760 --> 00:35:03,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, it's just something I think about, I know.

731
00:35:04,320 --> 00:35:06,560
Speaker 3: I mean, man's in humanity to man.

732
00:35:06,680 --> 00:35:10,360
Speaker 4: M Yeah, the different versions of it.

733
00:35:10,600 --> 00:35:14,120
Speaker 5: Yep, it continues to this used to keep popping up.

734
00:35:14,320 --> 00:35:17,400
Speaker 5: I mean, it's a thing that we seem to love as.

735
00:35:16,960 --> 00:35:19,560
Speaker 4: A people, being inhumane, being in humane.

736
00:35:19,760 --> 00:35:22,520
Speaker 3: The oppressed become oppressors. Did you know that?

737
00:35:22,880 --> 00:35:24,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yes.

738
00:35:24,400 --> 00:35:25,680
Speaker 3: That's what this whole Trump thinks about.

739
00:35:25,760 --> 00:35:29,200
Speaker 4: Yes, the student becomes the teacher, Oh yes, grasshopper, Yes,

740
00:35:30,080 --> 00:35:32,080
Speaker 4: the pebble becomes the hand.

741
00:35:33,040 --> 00:35:35,840
Speaker 3: And the bullshitter becomes bullshit becomes me.

742
00:35:36,440 --> 00:35:39,080
Speaker 4: The bullshitter becomes me, right, now.

743
00:35:39,360 --> 00:35:43,279
Speaker 5: Uh yeah, aside from working, though, I think working in

744
00:35:43,440 --> 00:35:46,520
Speaker 5: at work being I'm being forced to play basketball.

745
00:35:46,920 --> 00:35:50,800
Speaker 4: Describe a scene you've written for Portlandia.

746
00:35:50,920 --> 00:35:51,680
Speaker 3: I'm not allowed to.

747
00:35:51,840 --> 00:35:56,120
Speaker 4: That's all under I know, I know, it's just be fun.

748
00:35:56,360 --> 00:35:58,560
Speaker 4: What about a scene that got thrown out because it

749
00:35:58,600 --> 00:35:59,480
Speaker 4: was too silly?

750
00:36:00,320 --> 00:36:02,200
Speaker 5: I mean I pitched some things where people were like,

751
00:36:02,280 --> 00:36:03,840
Speaker 5: we don't know what you're talking about.

752
00:36:04,040 --> 00:36:05,399
Speaker 3: That's definitely happened, for.

753
00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:09,040
Speaker 5: Sure, But then I try to, Like, I think it's

754
00:36:09,080 --> 00:36:11,920
Speaker 5: important in writing. If you fail miserably like that, you

755
00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:13,400
Speaker 5: just pretend it never happened.

756
00:36:13,920 --> 00:36:16,799
Speaker 4: I wanted, yeah, I wanted so badly. There had to.

757
00:36:16,960 --> 00:36:20,040
Speaker 4: There was a when I was working on Jimmy Jamie

758
00:36:20,120 --> 00:36:23,120
Speaker 4: Lead's show. There was some Kentucky Fried Chicken thing where

759
00:36:23,719 --> 00:36:26,120
Speaker 4: they wanted her to go and interview people, and she

760
00:36:26,200 --> 00:36:30,239
Speaker 4: didn't want to, understandably, go and like make fun of

761
00:36:30,280 --> 00:36:32,680
Speaker 4: people who worked at Kentucky Fried Chicken because they're just

762
00:36:33,160 --> 00:36:36,120
Speaker 4: that's their job, right, And so I wanted to make

763
00:36:36,160 --> 00:36:41,440
Speaker 4: a puppet called Snippy the mechanically Dbad Chicken, and they

764
00:36:41,440 --> 00:36:44,359
Speaker 4: were going to make this puppet. I wanted to just

765
00:36:45,080 --> 00:36:49,120
Speaker 4: but he he would have gods over his face. And

766
00:36:49,480 --> 00:36:52,040
Speaker 4: I was really excited to make this puppet. I wanted

767
00:36:52,080 --> 00:36:53,799
Speaker 4: it to be a really high quality.

768
00:36:53,480 --> 00:36:57,160
Speaker 3: Puppet who is the chicken's personality.

769
00:36:57,520 --> 00:36:59,560
Speaker 4: He was just had a muffled voice. It was kay

770
00:36:59,600 --> 00:37:03,759
Speaker 4: of hard understand it. But he's very excited about and

771
00:37:03,800 --> 00:37:08,160
Speaker 4: he was like a mascot for Kentucky Fried Chickah yeah,

772
00:37:08,200 --> 00:37:11,080
Speaker 4: so uh and then he just talked about an accident

773
00:37:11,280 --> 00:37:14,520
Speaker 4: is in but it just it ended up getting shot

774
00:37:14,600 --> 00:37:15,680
Speaker 4: down from all levels.

775
00:37:15,960 --> 00:37:18,560
Speaker 5: Yeah, well because she was was it kind of an

776
00:37:18,560 --> 00:37:21,880
Speaker 5: integration with Kentucky Fried Chicken, like were there? It was

777
00:37:21,880 --> 00:37:24,879
Speaker 5: supposed to be a secret commercial. Yeah, so Snippy would

778
00:37:24,920 --> 00:37:25,799
Speaker 5: be a bad thing.

779
00:37:26,040 --> 00:37:28,000
Speaker 4: I don't know. It wasn't a s It was just

780
00:37:28,080 --> 00:37:30,960
Speaker 4: we couldn't talk about it. But it wasn't a commercial thing.

781
00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:35,880
Speaker 4: It was just like I don't know, I don't know

782
00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:36,640
Speaker 4: why we couldn't.

783
00:37:36,800 --> 00:37:38,440
Speaker 5: Well, because you have to get permission if you're going

784
00:37:38,520 --> 00:37:40,480
Speaker 5: to go shoot at a place, so then that you have

785
00:37:40,520 --> 00:37:42,279
Speaker 5: to promise them you're not going to make them up.

786
00:37:42,400 --> 00:37:44,560
Speaker 4: That's what it is. So then yeah, that's what it was.

787
00:37:44,600 --> 00:37:46,400
Speaker 4: It's almost like you were there or I have a

788
00:37:46,440 --> 00:37:47,160
Speaker 4: bad memory.

789
00:37:47,560 --> 00:37:49,000
Speaker 3: No, it's that I've done things like that.

790
00:37:49,040 --> 00:37:51,000
Speaker 5: A bunch of Yeah, you can't just go there where

791
00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:53,239
Speaker 5: you're like, I assure you you're going to come off

792
00:37:53,320 --> 00:37:54,080
Speaker 5: great in this.

793
00:37:54,320 --> 00:37:56,600
Speaker 3: And meanwhile, of course all hell.

794
00:37:56,560 --> 00:37:59,120
Speaker 4: Breakslest we're just I'm going to bring in this candleabra

795
00:37:59,320 --> 00:38:02,080
Speaker 4: and ask you about valet. But we're not making fun.

796
00:38:02,239 --> 00:38:05,120
Speaker 5: But we're not saying that you are a low count,

797
00:38:05,560 --> 00:38:08,520
Speaker 5: disgusting restaurant that people don't actually want to eat at.

798
00:38:08,760 --> 00:38:11,319
Speaker 4: Yes, we're wearing tuxedos, but we're not making fun.

799
00:38:11,480 --> 00:38:14,200
Speaker 3: That's not that's not a sarcastic taxedo.

800
00:38:14,360 --> 00:38:17,759
Speaker 4: Oh driving through the drive through and the fanciest of

801
00:38:18,040 --> 00:38:22,879
Speaker 4: Mercedes Benzes throwing money everywhere. I think snippy fun.

802
00:38:22,960 --> 00:38:24,080
Speaker 3: If Snippy.

803
00:38:25,920 --> 00:38:30,200
Speaker 5: Was just kind of strangely defensive and giving the their

804
00:38:31,560 --> 00:38:33,799
Speaker 5: their questions, that could be fun.

805
00:38:34,120 --> 00:38:35,680
Speaker 3: I think we should still develop this kid.

806
00:38:36,320 --> 00:38:39,400
Speaker 4: I do. I've always win in my mind somewhere someone

807
00:38:39,520 --> 00:38:42,399
Speaker 4: was getting ready to make that puppet a.

808
00:38:42,360 --> 00:38:44,439
Speaker 3: Puppet of a chicken muppet burnt off.

809
00:38:44,480 --> 00:38:49,360
Speaker 4: Well, never, puppets are muppets are Jim Henson's trademark puppet.

810
00:38:49,440 --> 00:38:53,360
Speaker 4: That's right. Muppets are a puppet.

811
00:38:53,400 --> 00:38:55,800
Speaker 3: They're a subset of puppets.

812
00:38:55,960 --> 00:38:59,080
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, okay, Well I'm gonna say puppet. Now, I

813
00:38:59,120 --> 00:39:00,960
Speaker 4: don't want to owe that guy anymore money.

814
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:03,560
Speaker 3: Good, Yeah, you don't want that already.

815
00:39:03,600 --> 00:39:04,320
Speaker 4: Oh, am plenty.

816
00:39:07,200 --> 00:39:10,520
Speaker 3: Did you watch a movie on the plane other than oh?

817
00:39:10,600 --> 00:39:12,840
Speaker 4: I have to admit it was my second time watching

818
00:39:12,960 --> 00:39:15,680
Speaker 4: The Do Over, Adam Sandler's Netflix film.

819
00:39:16,760 --> 00:39:19,320
Speaker 3: I'd watched it the one I already complained about.

820
00:39:19,160 --> 00:39:21,560
Speaker 4: It was bad, but I was alone at home, you know,

821
00:39:21,719 --> 00:39:24,480
Speaker 4: drinking and watching it. And then when I was at

822
00:39:24,560 --> 00:39:28,239
Speaker 4: my friend Matt Bearden's, they were like, let's watch this

823
00:39:28,480 --> 00:39:31,680
Speaker 4: because it's so bad, it might be fun. And I'm like, oh,

824
00:39:31,719 --> 00:39:34,480
Speaker 4: I've seen it, it's bad, let's do that. I decided

825
00:39:34,520 --> 00:39:36,360
Speaker 4: to watch it a second time. I've seen it twice

826
00:39:36,400 --> 00:39:37,040
Speaker 4: all the way through.

827
00:39:37,200 --> 00:39:38,520
Speaker 5: You got to be a little bit in charge on

828
00:39:38,520 --> 00:39:40,600
Speaker 5: that second year. Now, you were kind of like, guys,

829
00:39:41,040 --> 00:39:43,440
Speaker 5: get ready. Yeah, you were the tour guide.

830
00:39:43,480 --> 00:39:45,680
Speaker 4: It was kind of fun. I was. You're right, I

831
00:39:45,760 --> 00:39:48,160
Speaker 4: was the tour guide, and I made the most jokes

832
00:39:48,200 --> 00:39:50,160
Speaker 4: at the expense of the film. Do you think that

833
00:39:50,360 --> 00:39:52,680
Speaker 4: they were well placed because I'd had practice. That's right.

834
00:39:52,840 --> 00:39:54,640
Speaker 3: It's like you got to do a little past your

835
00:39:54,640 --> 00:39:56,360
Speaker 3: first past. Yeah. Yeah.

836
00:39:56,400 --> 00:39:59,279
Speaker 5: Do you think that Adam anywhere in Adam Sandler's mind,

837
00:39:59,320 --> 00:40:02,160
Speaker 5: he's making these things knowing that people like to hate

838
00:40:02,200 --> 00:40:02,920
Speaker 5: watch things.

839
00:40:03,480 --> 00:40:06,799
Speaker 4: I think he's making them knowing I don't know about that.

840
00:40:06,880 --> 00:40:09,759
Speaker 4: By know, he's making them knowing that he wants his

841
00:40:09,800 --> 00:40:12,759
Speaker 4: friends to go on to vacation somewhere. They all end

842
00:40:12,880 --> 00:40:16,160
Speaker 4: up in some tropical location, and so he's like, where

843
00:40:16,160 --> 00:40:18,799
Speaker 4: do you guys want to go next, Rob Schneider and

844
00:40:18,960 --> 00:40:22,920
Speaker 4: Nick Wordson And it's like, how about Puerto Rico? And

845
00:40:22,960 --> 00:40:26,359
Speaker 4: then it's like, okay, the script will take us there. Oh,

846
00:40:26,480 --> 00:40:32,279
Speaker 4: they're all in like tropical destinations. I even heard a

847
00:40:32,320 --> 00:40:34,000
Speaker 4: long time ago that he was going to make a

848
00:40:34,040 --> 00:40:38,360
Speaker 4: magnum Pi movie so they could go to Hawaii.

849
00:40:38,440 --> 00:40:41,480
Speaker 5: Yeah, isn't he a millionaire billionaire? Can't he just go

850
00:40:41,520 --> 00:40:44,440
Speaker 5: to Hawaii? Don't have film it but not get paid

851
00:40:44,480 --> 00:40:47,880
Speaker 5: as I think he's just yeah, that's the that's the

852
00:40:47,880 --> 00:40:48,480
Speaker 5: real twist.

853
00:40:48,880 --> 00:40:51,600
Speaker 3: But no, he paid to go on vacation and say

854
00:40:51,600 --> 00:40:52,879
Speaker 3: the worst jokes of all time.

855
00:40:53,040 --> 00:40:55,040
Speaker 4: The whole time I was watching, I was thinking, did

856
00:40:55,080 --> 00:40:58,400
Speaker 4: he know? Does he care that it? Because there's funny moments,

857
00:40:58,600 --> 00:41:00,720
Speaker 4: it's like, well they and I laughed.

858
00:41:00,760 --> 00:41:03,360
Speaker 5: But there's a reason he's famous and there's a reason

859
00:41:03,640 --> 00:41:06,880
Speaker 5: that people have been watching his movies for years and years.

860
00:41:07,239 --> 00:41:08,600
Speaker 4: It's because of the Golf one.

861
00:41:08,920 --> 00:41:10,880
Speaker 3: It was great, Happy Madison.

862
00:41:10,680 --> 00:41:12,960
Speaker 4: Happy Madison and Billy Gilmore.

863
00:41:13,280 --> 00:41:17,080
Speaker 3: Well, also those movies didn't Billy Gilmore. They had a

864
00:41:17,080 --> 00:41:20,239
Speaker 3: feel to them too, like he has. There's a funness

865
00:41:20,320 --> 00:41:22,000
Speaker 3: to his work.

866
00:41:22,280 --> 00:41:23,760
Speaker 4: I still quote those movies.

867
00:41:24,160 --> 00:41:29,319
Speaker 5: Sure, professional comedian, you're supposed to care about comedy, and I.

868
00:41:29,320 --> 00:41:32,000
Speaker 4: Will just start going to my boots on my feet

869
00:41:32,120 --> 00:41:33,480
Speaker 4: or whatever. I don't quote it.

870
00:41:33,560 --> 00:41:41,279
Speaker 3: Well, right, you can do the voice though, Yes, I

871
00:41:41,280 --> 00:41:42,080
Speaker 3: mean that is fun.

872
00:41:42,640 --> 00:41:46,560
Speaker 4: He said something and goes, oh yib. He did a

873
00:41:46,600 --> 00:41:49,200
Speaker 4: lot of that in the new one, and there's a

874
00:41:49,200 --> 00:41:50,280
Speaker 4: lot of scaca.

875
00:41:51,840 --> 00:41:53,520
Speaker 3: Is there a chance that he's lost his mind?

876
00:41:54,680 --> 00:41:56,480
Speaker 5: Is he Do you think he's at home at night

877
00:41:56,560 --> 00:41:57,680
Speaker 5: eating his own money?

878
00:41:57,800 --> 00:41:59,920
Speaker 3: And then that is toxic history.

879
00:42:00,160 --> 00:42:03,839
Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, it's like swimming. You can't swim in just

880
00:42:03,880 --> 00:42:06,200
Speaker 4: a sea of coins. Now some of the older ones

881
00:42:06,200 --> 00:42:07,080
Speaker 4: are led.

882
00:42:06,920 --> 00:42:07,640
Speaker 3: They're toxic.

883
00:42:07,719 --> 00:42:07,919
Speaker 4: Yeah.

884
00:42:08,560 --> 00:42:10,800
Speaker 3: Well, I'll miss him when he's gone.

885
00:42:11,200 --> 00:42:15,120
Speaker 4: I will too. A moment of silence for Adam SAMs.

886
00:42:15,880 --> 00:42:19,160
Speaker 5: I have to say I did meet him when I

887
00:42:19,320 --> 00:42:22,839
Speaker 5: very briefly did a voice over for Punch drunk love.

888
00:42:23,280 --> 00:42:25,560
Speaker 4: Uh oh, yeah, and he.

889
00:42:25,480 --> 00:42:27,680
Speaker 3: Was super nice. Of course, that's whatever.

890
00:42:27,760 --> 00:42:29,080
Speaker 4: She was a sister on the phone.

891
00:42:29,400 --> 00:42:29,880
Speaker 3: I played.

892
00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:33,400
Speaker 5: I was played because they got he Paul thom Sanderson

893
00:42:33,440 --> 00:42:34,000
Speaker 5: got a bunch of.

894
00:42:33,920 --> 00:42:37,000
Speaker 3: Real sisters to play his sisters, and right, right, So.

895
00:42:37,120 --> 00:42:40,239
Speaker 5: He wanted a phone conversation where I basically just call

896
00:42:40,280 --> 00:42:41,759
Speaker 5: him up and give him shit, saying you have to

897
00:42:41,760 --> 00:42:42,560
Speaker 5: come to this party.

898
00:42:42,680 --> 00:42:44,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, and it in the movie.

899
00:42:44,640 --> 00:42:45,279
Speaker 3: It's in the movie.

900
00:42:45,360 --> 00:42:47,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, I knew that you about you and doing that

901
00:42:47,600 --> 00:42:48,960
Speaker 4: before I was your friend?

902
00:42:49,200 --> 00:42:51,200
Speaker 3: Is that true? Is that why you're friends with me?

903
00:42:51,400 --> 00:42:52,880
Speaker 4: It's the only reason. Still.

904
00:42:54,080 --> 00:42:56,200
Speaker 5: But at one point I call him a fucking phony,

905
00:42:56,280 --> 00:42:59,279
Speaker 5: which I was just improvising, And when we got off

906
00:42:59,320 --> 00:43:02,279
Speaker 5: the phone, when we were done shooting, he couldn't stop

907
00:43:02,280 --> 00:43:05,760
Speaker 5: off me and goes, oh, man, being called a fucking phony,

908
00:43:05,800 --> 00:43:08,799
Speaker 5: that's the worst. And I was just like, oh, what

909
00:43:08,880 --> 00:43:11,400
Speaker 5: a lovely thing to give a little gift, a parting

910
00:43:11,440 --> 00:43:12,080
Speaker 5: gift to give me.

911
00:43:12,440 --> 00:43:14,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, I've only heard he's a sweet person. Yeah.

912
00:43:15,040 --> 00:43:17,880
Speaker 5: And I could watch David Spade do stand up comedy

913
00:43:17,960 --> 00:43:20,040
Speaker 5: for five hours, that's all I want.

914
00:43:20,160 --> 00:43:21,239
Speaker 4: It's really good at it.

915
00:43:21,360 --> 00:43:23,960
Speaker 5: He's so fucking good. And the jokes he writes are

916
00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:26,839
Speaker 5: so good. It's like a lesson in how to write

917
00:43:26,840 --> 00:43:27,279
Speaker 5: stand up.

918
00:43:27,760 --> 00:43:31,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's bizarre because he's not like famous for his

919
00:43:31,680 --> 00:43:35,600
Speaker 4: stand up. Maybe he got to Saturday Night Live and

920
00:43:35,640 --> 00:43:38,840
Speaker 4: everything like everyone with stand up, but then you stop

921
00:43:38,880 --> 00:43:41,000
Speaker 4: doing it usually if you're a famous movie star.

922
00:43:41,320 --> 00:43:43,839
Speaker 5: Yeah, but he's done dropping sets of the improv where

923
00:43:44,080 --> 00:43:46,600
Speaker 5: I just am like, thank you God that I get

924
00:43:46,600 --> 00:43:47,040
Speaker 5: to be here.

925
00:43:47,120 --> 00:43:49,279
Speaker 4: Yeah, I did not expect him to be that good.

926
00:43:49,560 --> 00:43:50,080
Speaker 3: So good.

927
00:43:50,239 --> 00:43:52,440
Speaker 5: And also when I worked on Ellen, every time he

928
00:43:52,480 --> 00:43:55,680
Speaker 5: would sometimes be like an emergency fill in person or

929
00:43:55,719 --> 00:43:57,640
Speaker 5: like you know what I mean, they would he was

930
00:43:57,719 --> 00:44:00,319
Speaker 5: always on a scom so they would always have him

931
00:44:00,560 --> 00:44:01,680
Speaker 5: as a choice.

932
00:44:01,400 --> 00:44:03,479
Speaker 3: And he always knocked it out of the park.

933
00:44:03,560 --> 00:44:08,960
Speaker 5: Him and Wanda Sykes were guaranteed like smash successes, which.

934
00:44:08,800 --> 00:44:10,799
Speaker 3: Is a hard thing to do. Most people are so

935
00:44:10,920 --> 00:44:11,480
Speaker 3: boring on top.

936
00:44:11,760 --> 00:44:14,000
Speaker 4: And he's that good even while there you can tell

937
00:44:14,040 --> 00:44:18,200
Speaker 4: there's a inside him. He's like this is I'm gonna

938
00:44:18,200 --> 00:44:20,319
Speaker 4: have ask this. I don't really care that I'm here.

939
00:44:20,560 --> 00:44:22,279
Speaker 4: That's why I have a lot of the lines in it.

940
00:44:22,320 --> 00:44:24,920
Speaker 4: We're like delivered like this where it's like okay, now

941
00:44:24,960 --> 00:44:30,160
Speaker 4: you get sad and he's like, I'm sad there, but

942
00:44:30,239 --> 00:44:31,160
Speaker 4: it still works.

943
00:44:31,280 --> 00:44:31,880
Speaker 3: What's better?

944
00:44:32,239 --> 00:44:33,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's great.

945
00:44:33,800 --> 00:44:36,479
Speaker 5: You know. That's April and I went to see there's

946
00:44:36,520 --> 00:44:39,799
Speaker 5: an Elvis movie, a documentary called That's the Way It

947
00:44:39,880 --> 00:44:43,239
Speaker 5: Is April richards April Richardson's friend of the show.

948
00:44:43,360 --> 00:44:47,120
Speaker 4: Do you have trouble saying her last night? Yes, Richardson Richardson,

949
00:44:47,239 --> 00:44:49,800
Speaker 4: my tongue turns into a cartoon toothache.

950
00:44:50,040 --> 00:44:52,520
Speaker 3: I sound That's what I sound like when I've had

951
00:44:52,560 --> 00:44:58,040
Speaker 3: three wine coolers. April A Garyller is my friend.

952
00:44:58,760 --> 00:45:03,520
Speaker 5: Ap you guys went we went to see after that

953
00:45:03,800 --> 00:45:06,640
Speaker 5: Reunited show, we rushed over to the New Beverly to

954
00:45:06,760 --> 00:45:11,080
Speaker 5: see this Elvis documentary, which I've seen like bits and

955
00:45:11,080 --> 00:45:14,520
Speaker 5: pieces of him in movies or whatever, but this was

956
00:45:14,560 --> 00:45:18,960
Speaker 5: such a good documentary. He's so amazingly charming. But the

957
00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:22,440
Speaker 5: reason I love him is because the whole time, the

958
00:45:22,440 --> 00:45:25,000
Speaker 5: look on his face is this is all bullshit. So

959
00:45:25,080 --> 00:45:28,120
Speaker 5: he's like rehearsing and it's like he's the king everybody,

960
00:45:28,239 --> 00:45:30,680
Speaker 5: Like he can't go into a room without people freaking out.

961
00:45:30,840 --> 00:45:34,000
Speaker 5: And like when he rehearses, he does impressions of himself

962
00:45:34,680 --> 00:45:37,520
Speaker 5: like this is what'll do this bar whatever, Like he's

963
00:45:37,640 --> 00:45:42,280
Speaker 5: completely sarcastic and like, and at one point during his concert,

964
00:45:42,400 --> 00:45:44,880
Speaker 5: he's really nervous, Like he's talking about how nervous he is,

965
00:45:45,200 --> 00:45:47,439
Speaker 5: and they show all the stars in the audience. There's

966
00:45:47,600 --> 00:45:50,240
Speaker 5: huge stars like Carry Grant was there and all these people,

967
00:45:50,680 --> 00:45:53,600
Speaker 5: and so he's super nervous, and in I can't remember,

968
00:45:53,600 --> 00:45:55,800
Speaker 5: it's like the first or second song, there's a huge

969
00:45:55,920 --> 00:45:59,239
Speaker 5: sound hit, like a really bad feedback, and he makes

970
00:45:59,280 --> 00:46:01,880
Speaker 5: this like prize face and then just starts laughing.

971
00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:03,279
Speaker 3: And I just in that.

972
00:46:03,320 --> 00:46:06,440
Speaker 5: Moment, I was like, I know so many people that

973
00:46:06,760 --> 00:46:09,239
Speaker 5: at that level and it under that pressure would have

974
00:46:09,320 --> 00:46:12,120
Speaker 5: the worst reaction, like would be such dicks at that

975
00:46:12,200 --> 00:46:14,719
Speaker 5: moment and be like you know what I mean, like

976
00:46:15,280 --> 00:46:17,760
Speaker 5: screaming at the sound guy or whatever, because that's about

977
00:46:17,800 --> 00:46:20,400
Speaker 5: them and their ego. And he just started laughing, like

978
00:46:20,760 --> 00:46:23,320
Speaker 5: and the look on his face was like whoa, whoa

979
00:46:23,360 --> 00:46:26,560
Speaker 5: did you hear that? Like like it's all delightful to him.

980
00:46:26,520 --> 00:46:28,080
Speaker 3: Right, And it just made me love him.

981
00:46:28,200 --> 00:46:29,920
Speaker 4: Am I gonna? I think I want to get into

982
00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:31,960
Speaker 4: Elvis this late in my life. Do it?

983
00:46:31,960 --> 00:46:33,080
Speaker 3: It's totally worth.

984
00:46:32,840 --> 00:46:36,240
Speaker 4: It because I saw something he was on. He was performing.

985
00:46:36,239 --> 00:46:41,120
Speaker 4: He was very drunk or high, and he was like saying,

986
00:46:41,440 --> 00:46:43,279
Speaker 4: I don't know if this is in the documentary, but

987
00:46:43,320 --> 00:46:46,960
Speaker 4: he was like making little comments I forget about this

988
00:46:47,080 --> 00:46:50,279
Speaker 4: part here and he started laughing, but he was out.

989
00:46:50,320 --> 00:46:53,480
Speaker 4: He was like really drunk. Was he charming? Yeah?

990
00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:56,759
Speaker 3: Was what outfit do you have on? All white or

991
00:46:56,800 --> 00:46:57,320
Speaker 3: all black?

992
00:46:57,800 --> 00:47:00,359
Speaker 4: I feel like it was blue boy. I'm not sure.

993
00:47:00,520 --> 00:47:02,160
Speaker 3: Okay, I mean he did a bunch of them, but

994
00:47:02,320 --> 00:47:02,839
Speaker 3: he was.

995
00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:06,280
Speaker 4: Just commenting on that. He was just saying little less sides.

996
00:47:06,560 --> 00:47:07,560
Speaker 3: He does that the whole time.

997
00:47:09,040 --> 00:47:12,399
Speaker 5: In one song I can't remember if it was Can't

998
00:47:12,440 --> 00:47:15,680
Speaker 5: Help falling in Love with You, some big classic Elvis hit,

999
00:47:16,280 --> 00:47:18,239
Speaker 5: he does a thing and he squatted down like he

1000
00:47:18,320 --> 00:47:20,239
Speaker 5: was singing and getting super into it, but then he

1001
00:47:20,400 --> 00:47:25,960
Speaker 5: sings the suit can't take it in the middle of

1002
00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:29,120
Speaker 5: like people crying and like freaking out. Oh that's so great,

1003
00:47:29,719 --> 00:47:33,239
Speaker 5: and he's like the zoup and he's doing it as himself,

1004
00:47:33,400 --> 00:47:36,839
Speaker 5: like he's not. It's just like my favorite favorite thing,

1005
00:47:37,800 --> 00:47:39,840
Speaker 5: suit can't take it because he's like squatting.

1006
00:47:40,160 --> 00:47:43,640
Speaker 4: That's just should have been the name of that documentary.

1007
00:47:44,840 --> 00:47:48,360
Speaker 5: It's beautiful to see a person not take themselves seriously

1008
00:47:48,480 --> 00:47:50,000
Speaker 5: and be that level of famous.

1009
00:47:50,080 --> 00:47:52,640
Speaker 4: I don't know why, because I've always liked Sence. I

1010
00:47:52,760 --> 00:47:56,080
Speaker 4: was introduced to him Elvis Costello. If that happened feedback,

1011
00:47:56,120 --> 00:47:57,640
Speaker 4: he probably would have gotten mad at someone.

1012
00:47:58,320 --> 00:48:01,239
Speaker 3: Well he's you know. It's interesting because Elvis Costella was

1013
00:48:01,280 --> 00:48:03,040
Speaker 3: a bad drunk for a long time, so he had

1014
00:48:03,080 --> 00:48:03,440
Speaker 3: a lot.

1015
00:48:03,280 --> 00:48:07,200
Speaker 5: Of bad behavior. But I think maybe these days he wouldn't. Yeah,

1016
00:48:07,280 --> 00:48:09,000
Speaker 5: because he's now kind of like i'd.

1017
00:48:08,880 --> 00:48:11,719
Speaker 4: Gotten a hold. I have worshiped the guy. He's amazing,

1018
00:48:11,840 --> 00:48:14,320
Speaker 4: but I think it kept me from the other Elvis,

1019
00:48:14,680 --> 00:48:16,880
Speaker 4: the main Elvis. Elvis number one.

1020
00:48:16,960 --> 00:48:21,279
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's all, the honest Elvis number two. He kept

1021
00:48:21,320 --> 00:48:22,200
Speaker 3: you from Elvis number one.

1022
00:48:22,239 --> 00:48:27,040
Speaker 4: I'm like, I can't like both Elvis's plus Elvis Scott

1023
00:48:27,040 --> 00:48:29,759
Speaker 4: Stella's music's a little more at my alley, right. I

1024
00:48:29,800 --> 00:48:32,520
Speaker 4: don't want to hear rockabilly, hop country.

1025
00:48:33,719 --> 00:48:34,440
Speaker 3: That's a mistake.

1026
00:48:34,640 --> 00:48:38,160
Speaker 4: I'm not sure what category Elvis' music is. I don't

1027
00:48:38,160 --> 00:48:40,239
Speaker 4: want to hear just rockabelly, hip hop.

1028
00:48:42,400 --> 00:48:45,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I think you would if you saw it.

1029
00:48:45,320 --> 00:48:48,120
Speaker 4: And then he was a badass too, wouldn't he My

1030
00:48:48,200 --> 00:48:51,320
Speaker 4: dad said he would like beat someone up with karate

1031
00:48:51,440 --> 00:48:54,840
Speaker 4: and then feel bad and give him a Cadillac. Yep, yeah,

1032
00:48:55,239 --> 00:48:59,160
Speaker 4: he's in a handful of horse tranks. He just Sanya,

1033
00:48:59,400 --> 00:48:59,719
Speaker 4: He just.

1034
00:48:59,640 --> 00:49:02,240
Speaker 3: Wanted to a good time. But he was like yeah,

1035
00:49:02,320 --> 00:49:04,759
Speaker 3: and he was famous forever. I mean he was like

1036
00:49:04,800 --> 00:49:05,640
Speaker 3: a legend forever.

1037
00:49:05,760 --> 00:49:08,480
Speaker 5: They talk about it, how he was the major draw,

1038
00:49:08,840 --> 00:49:12,320
Speaker 5: like the number one draw in Las Vegas, above Frank Sinatra,

1039
00:49:12,520 --> 00:49:16,799
Speaker 5: above Dean Martin, above anybody. He like, he drew like

1040
00:49:16,960 --> 00:49:18,799
Speaker 5: double the amount of anybody else.

1041
00:49:19,280 --> 00:49:22,000
Speaker 4: It was my least favorite part of Forrest Gump thoughs

1042
00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:25,359
Speaker 4: where they suggest he discovered Elvis when they stayed at

1043
00:49:25,400 --> 00:49:27,680
Speaker 4: his house. I mean he stayed at his house and played.

1044
00:49:28,280 --> 00:49:31,000
Speaker 5: My least favorite part of Forrest Gump was the beginning

1045
00:49:31,040 --> 00:49:31,600
Speaker 5: to end.

1046
00:49:31,880 --> 00:49:35,200
Speaker 3: My friend, we hated that movie so much.

1047
00:49:35,760 --> 00:49:39,680
Speaker 4: Side why all my friends and family liked it? Not

1048
00:49:39,800 --> 00:49:42,759
Speaker 4: my family, not immediate. I guess we liked the soundtrack.

1049
00:49:42,960 --> 00:49:46,560
Speaker 4: There we go, that's okay. Remember he's like someone stayed

1050
00:49:46,600 --> 00:49:49,800
Speaker 4: at our house once and he did fun at pelvic movement.

1051
00:49:49,880 --> 00:49:52,319
Speaker 3: Yes, I it was ridiculous.

1052
00:49:52,360 --> 00:49:55,160
Speaker 5: And then yeah, it's like people like to have a

1053
00:49:55,200 --> 00:49:57,360
Speaker 5: thing held up in front of him, be like, remember

1054
00:49:57,440 --> 00:49:59,520
Speaker 5: this bottle of water, look at it?

1055
00:49:59,560 --> 00:50:03,680
Speaker 3: Remember and feel like so like they went through every

1056
00:50:03,719 --> 00:50:05,719
Speaker 3: single thing you could ever remember.

1057
00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:08,799
Speaker 4: Yeah, and Forrest gumped him into the picture. Yeah, I

1058
00:50:08,840 --> 00:50:11,240
Speaker 4: want to get Forrest gumped into the movie Forrest Gump

1059
00:50:11,440 --> 00:50:11,759
Speaker 4: like my.

1060
00:50:11,800 --> 00:50:13,920
Speaker 3: Oh, that's a good idea. That's a good idea, and.

1061
00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:16,480
Speaker 4: Be hanging it like he's mating the president and that's

1062
00:50:16,520 --> 00:50:20,000
Speaker 4: already composited. And then I want to be there, yeap,

1063
00:50:21,000 --> 00:50:22,040
Speaker 4: just going like that.

1064
00:50:22,200 --> 00:50:23,520
Speaker 3: You could also do that in Zelig.

1065
00:50:24,080 --> 00:50:24,880
Speaker 4: What's Zelig?

1066
00:50:25,120 --> 00:50:27,040
Speaker 3: You've never seen the Woody Allen movie Zelig.

1067
00:50:27,160 --> 00:50:30,879
Speaker 5: No, it's basically the original Forrest coump oh I much

1068
00:50:30,920 --> 00:50:31,880
Speaker 5: more creative.

1069
00:50:31,640 --> 00:50:36,399
Speaker 4: Right, and and the original dead Men don't wear plaid? Yes, right,

1070
00:50:36,840 --> 00:50:41,239
Speaker 4: it's him compositive into historic moments. Yes, yes, I need

1071
00:50:41,280 --> 00:50:42,080
Speaker 4: to see it.

1072
00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:44,920
Speaker 5: It's the Zelig has more of like almost like a

1073
00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:49,840
Speaker 5: Ken Burns documentary feel. It's very interesting as opposed to

1074
00:50:49,840 --> 00:50:52,200
Speaker 5: dead Men Don't more plaid, where it's just like you know,

1075
00:50:53,520 --> 00:50:58,080
Speaker 5: reverse shots where this shot is Humphrey Bogart and then

1076
00:50:58,120 --> 00:51:00,279
Speaker 5: now it's Steve Martin, right, and they don't.

1077
00:51:00,400 --> 00:51:04,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's my That's what my show Almost Genius does

1078
00:51:04,280 --> 00:51:07,319
Speaker 4: more than actually compositing us. And because it's hard to

1079
00:51:07,320 --> 00:51:07,959
Speaker 4: pull that off.

1080
00:51:08,120 --> 00:51:09,319
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a lot of work.

1081
00:51:09,440 --> 00:51:12,160
Speaker 4: Only my cup Church can do it with his outdated

1082
00:51:12,200 --> 00:51:16,440
Speaker 4: computer and his old programs, and he does it. Looks

1083
00:51:16,480 --> 00:51:21,640
Speaker 4: like a team of Star Wars men George Lucas men

1084
00:51:22,680 --> 00:51:24,360
Speaker 4: and talented star.

1085
00:51:24,160 --> 00:51:27,320
Speaker 3: Wars Shout out to Mike, Mike up Church is very talented.

1086
00:51:27,440 --> 00:51:30,160
Speaker 3: I've known him for years. I've known him for so long.

1087
00:51:31,360 --> 00:51:32,640
Speaker 4: We're going to make smart stuff.

1088
00:51:33,040 --> 00:51:34,760
Speaker 3: You should, you make good stuff.

1089
00:51:34,800 --> 00:51:39,200
Speaker 4: We'll just be background, a background actor in famous moments

1090
00:51:39,200 --> 00:51:39,760
Speaker 4: for movies.

1091
00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:42,279
Speaker 3: Good idea. Just keep on doing that for the rest

1092
00:51:42,280 --> 00:51:42,800
Speaker 3: of your career.

1093
00:51:42,920 --> 00:51:43,800
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1094
00:51:43,960 --> 00:51:46,560
Speaker 3: Now, if there was one guess we could have had today,

1095
00:51:46,560 --> 00:51:47,920
Speaker 3: who do you? Who do you wish it?

1096
00:51:48,239 --> 00:51:53,080
Speaker 4: Booty of the Blowfish, Hoody Darius Rocker h Hoody would

1097
00:51:53,120 --> 00:51:54,279
Speaker 4: be I'm sorry.

1098
00:51:54,120 --> 00:51:55,080
Speaker 3: Who do you think you're?

1099
00:51:55,160 --> 00:51:58,000
Speaker 4: Woody? Do you think we should have had? Well, it's

1100
00:51:58,040 --> 00:52:02,760
Speaker 4: hard to I mean, I've been wanting to have Uh,

1101
00:52:02,800 --> 00:52:04,920
Speaker 4: why don't you call up Patton Oswald?

1102
00:52:05,600 --> 00:52:06,920
Speaker 3: I could, I couldn't.

1103
00:52:07,400 --> 00:52:12,239
Speaker 4: Why don't you call up Even when I said that,

1104
00:52:12,320 --> 00:52:14,600
Speaker 4: I forgot that he went through the saddest thing ever.

1105
00:52:14,880 --> 00:52:17,160
Speaker 4: I just want to say that right now. No, I

1106
00:52:17,160 --> 00:52:19,239
Speaker 4: can't let moments like that. When I said ship in

1107
00:52:19,280 --> 00:52:22,000
Speaker 4: front of that audience. I was like, well, I said, shit,

1108
00:52:22,840 --> 00:52:25,919
Speaker 4: let's talk about it, and that that's why I got disqualified.

1109
00:52:26,120 --> 00:52:28,239
Speaker 4: It wasn't the initial shit. I would have been fun.

1110
00:52:28,320 --> 00:52:31,000
Speaker 4: You just discussed. When I say something and then my

1111
00:52:31,080 --> 00:52:33,200
Speaker 4: back gets hot, I can't just let it.

1112
00:52:33,360 --> 00:52:37,080
Speaker 3: I know, I know it well, especially when you're on stage.

1113
00:52:37,200 --> 00:52:42,080
Speaker 4: I still want him on. He will be Andy Kindler again.

1114
00:52:42,520 --> 00:52:44,839
Speaker 3: Yes, that's a great Andy Kindler in the studio would

1115
00:52:44,840 --> 00:52:45,640
Speaker 3: be a good idea.

1116
00:52:45,760 --> 00:52:46,640
Speaker 4: He's the best.

1117
00:52:47,200 --> 00:52:49,480
Speaker 3: Uh who else do we like?

1118
00:52:53,520 --> 00:52:59,719
Speaker 4: I mean, I'm okay with repeating our hits. Yeah, as

1119
00:52:59,760 --> 00:53:01,959
Speaker 4: far as it's okay to have seen people back.

1120
00:53:02,640 --> 00:53:05,360
Speaker 5: Yeah, we should have Guy Brandham in the studio because

1121
00:53:05,440 --> 00:53:08,840
Speaker 5: he hosts a studio podcast called pop Rocket.

1122
00:53:08,920 --> 00:53:11,759
Speaker 4: Oh that's another thing I did. I went up to that. Well,

1123
00:53:11,800 --> 00:53:13,839
Speaker 4: we talked about that. Yeah. I went to Max fun

1124
00:53:13,920 --> 00:53:16,920
Speaker 4: Con and I watched him. I'd never seen him do

1125
00:53:17,040 --> 00:53:18,040
Speaker 4: pop Rocket before.

1126
00:53:18,200 --> 00:53:19,399
Speaker 3: Oh, he did it live there.

1127
00:53:19,600 --> 00:53:21,839
Speaker 4: That's how I got this hat. Because there's some sub

1128
00:53:21,880 --> 00:53:26,840
Speaker 4: pops leader Kenny nice girl lady, I can't remember her name, singer.

1129
00:53:26,960 --> 00:53:29,560
Speaker 4: I'm bad at details and storytelling.

1130
00:53:29,840 --> 00:53:34,440
Speaker 3: What's well? Was it Lance Bang's wife the lead singer?

1131
00:53:34,760 --> 00:53:35,000
Speaker 4: Yes?

1132
00:53:35,160 --> 00:53:37,879
Speaker 3: Yes. Now I can't remember her name because I want,

1133
00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:38,640
Speaker 3: because I know.

1134
00:53:38,680 --> 00:53:41,320
Speaker 4: I met her at Largo. She's great, she's the greatest.

1135
00:53:41,480 --> 00:53:43,920
Speaker 5: That's one of my favorite bands. It was very difficult

1136
00:53:43,960 --> 00:53:47,000
Speaker 5: to work with Carry Brownstein and sit next to her

1137
00:53:47,040 --> 00:53:49,759
Speaker 5: every day and not be like and not talk about it.

1138
00:53:49,800 --> 00:53:50,520
Speaker 3: But I never did.

1139
00:53:50,640 --> 00:53:54,040
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I never did. You probably could because people

1140
00:53:54,080 --> 00:53:56,520
Speaker 4: are probably bringing that up to her last now that

1141
00:53:56,560 --> 00:53:59,440
Speaker 4: she's the woman that's on Portlandia.

1142
00:53:59,760 --> 00:54:03,640
Speaker 5: True, true, but but I just want I just felt

1143
00:54:04,320 --> 00:54:07,239
Speaker 5: just constant nerd excitement about it because I love that band.

1144
00:54:07,440 --> 00:54:10,880
Speaker 4: Guy openly was like, I don't know anything about your band.

1145
00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:14,680
Speaker 4: I don't know much about you at all.

1146
00:54:15,080 --> 00:54:18,720
Speaker 3: Like he was, oh she was his guest. Yeah, yeah, yeah, hilarious.

1147
00:54:19,840 --> 00:54:24,799
Speaker 3: Karen Karen uh Koran, that's her name.

1148
00:54:26,120 --> 00:54:27,960
Speaker 4: Man, I got up. We gotta figure out. Let's have

1149
00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:29,839
Speaker 4: her on. Once we figured it out, we're having her on.

1150
00:54:32,680 --> 00:54:35,839
Speaker 4: This has been disgraced, graceful to her.

1151
00:54:38,200 --> 00:54:41,560
Speaker 5: I know, I know it. And the drummer's names Janet.

1152
00:54:41,920 --> 00:54:44,319
Speaker 5: It doesn't matter anyway. Guy would be good because he

1153
00:54:44,400 --> 00:54:48,280
Speaker 5: knows how to do a studio studio podcast and he's great. Yeah,

1154
00:54:48,480 --> 00:54:50,080
Speaker 5: he means very smart and our friend.

1155
00:54:50,360 --> 00:54:51,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, kran Tucker.

1156
00:54:52,120 --> 00:54:53,640
Speaker 3: Thank you, Aaron.

1157
00:54:54,840 --> 00:54:58,000
Speaker 4: Aaron with the assist. Bringing it back to the hoop.

1158
00:54:58,200 --> 00:55:00,839
Speaker 3: What's the drummer Janet's last name? Do you have that too?

1159
00:55:00,920 --> 00:55:01,160
Speaker 4: Weice?

1160
00:55:01,719 --> 00:55:06,920
Speaker 3: Can it? Wis? Yeah? I'm their number one man. Oh

1161
00:55:06,960 --> 00:55:07,279
Speaker 3: my god.

1162
00:55:07,360 --> 00:55:10,520
Speaker 5: In the that in that show I did at the

1163
00:55:10,560 --> 00:55:13,840
Speaker 5: improv lab, I had to at one point. This drives

1164
00:55:13,880 --> 00:55:15,640
Speaker 5: me crazy because this is why I'm so bad at

1165
00:55:15,640 --> 00:55:18,840
Speaker 5: improv because I can't just say the first thing I

1166
00:55:18,880 --> 00:55:21,600
Speaker 5: think of. I don't trust myself and I and I'm

1167
00:55:22,239 --> 00:55:23,920
Speaker 5: it's so weird in that way where I want to

1168
00:55:23,920 --> 00:55:26,879
Speaker 5: think of the best in my mind, the best thing, instead.

1169
00:55:26,520 --> 00:55:28,719
Speaker 4: Of the first thing. You blurt out the first thing

1170
00:55:28,960 --> 00:55:31,719
Speaker 4: you think of in this format all the time.

1171
00:55:31,840 --> 00:55:34,800
Speaker 3: I know, but it's because I don't overthink it. Yeah,

1172
00:55:34,920 --> 00:55:36,960
Speaker 3: I guess I don't like I know you and not

1173
00:55:37,040 --> 00:55:39,320
Speaker 3: like you got me if I mess up or something.

1174
00:55:39,600 --> 00:55:41,960
Speaker 3: But like in this, at one point they asked me

1175
00:55:41,960 --> 00:55:44,920
Speaker 3: a question and they said and like what dead celebrities

1176
00:55:45,000 --> 00:55:47,320
Speaker 3: blah blah blah, oh and then just none.

1177
00:55:47,360 --> 00:55:50,120
Speaker 5: I literally there was like a ten second pause and

1178
00:55:50,160 --> 00:55:52,000
Speaker 5: then I said, b Arthur, you do know.

1179
00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:54,919
Speaker 4: That's what just happened to me. Here, would you ask

1180
00:55:55,000 --> 00:55:57,320
Speaker 4: me who should we have had on? It started to

1181
00:55:57,320 --> 00:55:59,399
Speaker 4: get sweaty. I know, right, this is a test. I'm

1182
00:55:59,440 --> 00:56:00,960
Speaker 4: bad at man, I'm in high school.

1183
00:56:01,040 --> 00:56:03,120
Speaker 5: Also, then you think, oh I should be naming this

1184
00:56:03,160 --> 00:56:04,000
Speaker 5: person that person.

1185
00:56:04,120 --> 00:56:06,279
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, oh, I'll think of who we should have

1186
00:56:06,480 --> 00:56:07,640
Speaker 4: right when we're done recording.

1187
00:56:07,719 --> 00:56:09,240
Speaker 3: You know what, that was a discussion that we should

1188
00:56:09,239 --> 00:56:09,879
Speaker 3: have had off, Mike.

1189
00:56:10,160 --> 00:56:13,160
Speaker 4: I know's there's always editing that we won't do.

1190
00:56:13,640 --> 00:56:19,040
Speaker 3: That's right. Uh, what else do you want to discuss?

1191
00:56:19,120 --> 00:56:23,000
Speaker 3: Do we have anything else? Well, I'm swimming safety for summer.

1192
00:56:23,360 --> 00:56:26,880
Speaker 4: I've been swimming quite a bit and I have I

1193
00:56:27,000 --> 00:56:30,600
Speaker 4: brought my snorkel and mask with me to Austin and

1194
00:56:30,680 --> 00:56:34,520
Speaker 4: I went into Barton Springs, which is a public it's

1195
00:56:34,560 --> 00:56:36,520
Speaker 4: part of a spring, but it's a man made pool

1196
00:56:36,600 --> 00:56:39,120
Speaker 4: and people go there and there's grassy places to lay

1197
00:56:39,360 --> 00:56:42,080
Speaker 4: and it was one hundred degrees so and I went

1198
00:56:42,120 --> 00:56:45,000
Speaker 4: there with my snorkel and my mask, and kids laughed

1199
00:56:45,040 --> 00:56:48,040
Speaker 4: at me. Yeah, I swam with my I don't care though.

1200
00:56:48,320 --> 00:56:51,160
Speaker 4: I can't figure out to breathe when I swim, So

1201
00:56:51,239 --> 00:56:52,040
Speaker 4: I got my snork.

1202
00:56:52,719 --> 00:56:56,360
Speaker 3: Wait, you used the snorkel. You're swimming like freestyle?

1203
00:56:56,520 --> 00:57:01,640
Speaker 4: A snorkel, mask and snorkel when I freestyle swim because

1204
00:57:01,640 --> 00:57:03,440
Speaker 4: I can't figure out the breathing and I think I'm

1205
00:57:03,480 --> 00:57:04,120
Speaker 4: onto something.

1206
00:57:04,200 --> 00:57:08,400
Speaker 3: Frankly, nonl and I can go.

1207
00:57:08,600 --> 00:57:12,239
Speaker 4: I can swim forever without choking and hanging on the

1208
00:57:12,360 --> 00:57:13,759
Speaker 4: edge of the pool, like.

1209
00:57:14,320 --> 00:57:18,000
Speaker 5: Because you're new to swimming, right, So that makes sense. Yeah, whatever,

1210
00:57:18,200 --> 00:57:19,120
Speaker 5: do whatever it takes.

1211
00:57:19,520 --> 00:57:21,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't care how I look.

1212
00:57:22,360 --> 00:57:26,000
Speaker 5: Now, do you know that drowning is silent? Usually happens

1213
00:57:26,040 --> 00:57:27,760
Speaker 5: when nobody hears it.

1214
00:57:28,440 --> 00:57:31,880
Speaker 4: Oh well, if you see something, say something.

1215
00:57:31,640 --> 00:57:34,640
Speaker 3: That's right, that's right, but you probably won't see anything.

1216
00:57:34,680 --> 00:57:35,680
Speaker 4: You won't hear him drown.

1217
00:57:35,600 --> 00:57:36,880
Speaker 3: You certainly won't hear it.

1218
00:57:36,920 --> 00:57:38,480
Speaker 4: Sounds very little noise.

1219
00:57:38,320 --> 00:57:39,240
Speaker 3: Keep your eyes peeled.

1220
00:57:39,600 --> 00:57:41,840
Speaker 4: What but I don't understand they're splashing?

1221
00:57:42,160 --> 00:57:47,240
Speaker 5: Nope, usually there's not. That's the safety awareness campaign that

1222
00:57:47,280 --> 00:57:50,280
Speaker 5: they're doing about swimming and little kids these days.

1223
00:57:50,400 --> 00:57:53,320
Speaker 3: Is then when they go under, you usually don't see it. Oh, like,

1224
00:57:53,560 --> 00:57:53,920
Speaker 3: there's not.

1225
00:57:54,240 --> 00:57:56,680
Speaker 5: It's not like in a bad sitcom or a bad

1226
00:57:56,920 --> 00:57:59,920
Speaker 5: uh you know, Highway to Heaven, where there's someone splashing

1227
00:58:00,120 --> 00:58:03,040
Speaker 5: like a weird dog for a while, then they go under.

1228
00:58:03,160 --> 00:58:04,160
Speaker 3: Usually they just go right.

1229
00:58:04,280 --> 00:58:06,840
Speaker 4: If there's any reoccurring dream because when I was a kid,

1230
00:58:07,480 --> 00:58:09,840
Speaker 4: my family and I were in a We were in

1231
00:58:09,920 --> 00:58:13,320
Speaker 4: canoes and we were just about to get out of

1232
00:58:13,360 --> 00:58:16,240
Speaker 4: the river, so we took off our life jackets and

1233
00:58:16,280 --> 00:58:18,320
Speaker 4: then we were sliding sideways trying to get to the

1234
00:58:18,400 --> 00:58:20,440
Speaker 4: river bank, and all of a sudden there was just

1235
00:58:20,520 --> 00:58:24,520
Speaker 4: this bush thing, and we all stupidly, me, my mom,

1236
00:58:24,600 --> 00:58:28,160
Speaker 4: my dad, everyone took our oars and just pushed against

1237
00:58:28,200 --> 00:58:31,120
Speaker 4: them because we're running into this bush and it just

1238
00:58:31,160 --> 00:58:33,680
Speaker 4: tipped us over and then we all ended up back

1239
00:58:33,680 --> 00:58:36,080
Speaker 4: in the river and I did not swim, and I

1240
00:58:36,200 --> 00:58:39,440
Speaker 4: was under the boat holding on, but my dad didn't know.

1241
00:58:39,640 --> 00:58:41,760
Speaker 4: My dad almost drowned like trying to find me.

1242
00:58:41,920 --> 00:58:43,560
Speaker 3: Oh no, and it was yeah, it was like this.

1243
00:58:43,800 --> 00:58:46,040
Speaker 4: It's still to this day this scary. I was pretty

1244
00:58:46,040 --> 00:58:50,200
Speaker 4: close to drowning. So then in Norfolk Fork, we were

1245
00:58:50,200 --> 00:58:53,320
Speaker 4: on the North Fork in Norfolk because one of the

1246
00:58:53,360 --> 00:58:57,560
Speaker 4: things for the comics was to go kayaking. And do

1247
00:58:57,560 --> 00:58:59,720
Speaker 4: you know Dwayne Perkins.

1248
00:58:59,400 --> 00:59:00,320
Speaker 3: I've met him.

1249
00:59:00,360 --> 00:59:03,520
Speaker 4: He's the best. He's a great person. But at the

1250
00:59:03,600 --> 00:59:06,720
Speaker 4: end of our little kayak thing, he capsized and fell

1251
00:59:06,800 --> 00:59:09,480
Speaker 4: and then there was like a dam they had to

1252
00:59:09,520 --> 00:59:13,000
Speaker 4: like jump in and grab him. Yeah, the boat went

1253
00:59:13,040 --> 00:59:15,400
Speaker 4: down the dam. They had to run and go get

1254
00:59:15,400 --> 00:59:18,160
Speaker 4: the boat. I was like, this is serious, and everyone

1255
00:59:18,240 --> 00:59:21,760
Speaker 4: got quiet, but we were all laughing because it's like, hah,

1256
00:59:21,920 --> 00:59:23,920
Speaker 4: he fell out of the boat. But then he's in

1257
00:59:23,960 --> 00:59:27,640
Speaker 4: the middle of the river and Trayvon Free was out

1258
00:59:27,680 --> 00:59:32,120
Speaker 4: there too, but he paddled but none of us had

1259
00:59:32,120 --> 00:59:34,520
Speaker 4: ever I have a little bit. But it was scary.

1260
00:59:34,680 --> 00:59:35,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's very scary.

1261
00:59:36,160 --> 00:59:38,520
Speaker 4: And it was like one of those things where just

1262
00:59:38,680 --> 00:59:44,200
Speaker 4: another moment without him getting out of there. What I'm

1263
00:59:44,240 --> 00:59:46,320
Speaker 4: saying is I saved his life.

1264
00:59:46,640 --> 00:59:47,800
Speaker 3: Oh my god, No I did.

1265
00:59:48,000 --> 00:59:51,680
Speaker 4: It wasn't one of the workers, one of the kayak people.

1266
00:59:51,800 --> 00:59:55,840
Speaker 4: You and I said we have to get him. Yeah.

1267
00:59:56,280 --> 01:00:00,920
Speaker 4: I've been wearing that circle everywhere, breakfast, just out to lunch,

1268
01:00:02,040 --> 01:00:02,720
Speaker 4: riding bikes.

1269
01:00:02,760 --> 01:00:05,400
Speaker 3: I'm glad you're learning to swim. You might as well know.

1270
01:00:05,760 --> 01:00:09,200
Speaker 4: Yeah as well. I'm Yeah, it's important and it's good

1271
01:00:09,280 --> 01:00:10,400
Speaker 4: for my hips.

1272
01:00:10,080 --> 01:00:11,520
Speaker 3: Is it. Do they feel better?

1273
01:00:11,840 --> 01:00:12,200
Speaker 4: Yeah?

1274
01:00:12,240 --> 01:00:12,720
Speaker 3: Oh good?

1275
01:00:12,800 --> 01:00:14,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, all because it's swimming.

1276
01:00:14,360 --> 01:00:14,680
Speaker 3: Good.

1277
01:00:15,080 --> 01:00:19,200
Speaker 4: No more radiating pain, no more psiatic no more swollen ankles,

1278
01:00:19,240 --> 01:00:19,960
Speaker 4: not in my life.

1279
01:00:20,080 --> 01:00:20,600
Speaker 3: That's good.

1280
01:00:20,800 --> 01:00:24,000
Speaker 5: Yeah, all right, swimming is the answer. It is the answer,

1281
01:00:24,760 --> 01:00:26,680
Speaker 5: Who cares if they laugh at your snorkel.

1282
01:00:27,040 --> 01:00:29,920
Speaker 4: Today's guest was the act of swimming.

1283
01:00:30,520 --> 01:00:32,760
Speaker 3: Hey Swimming, we think you're cool too.

1284
01:00:32,960 --> 01:00:36,240
Speaker 4: Thanks for coming into my life and saying almost nothing today.

1285
01:00:36,560 --> 01:00:39,600
Speaker 3: Hey Swimming, you've been great since I was five years old.

1286
01:00:40,360 --> 01:00:42,240
Speaker 4: I wish i'd known you when I was younger. But

1287
01:00:42,280 --> 01:00:44,680
Speaker 4: it's never too late to get into swimming or Elvis.

1288
01:00:45,000 --> 01:00:46,320
Speaker 3: That's right, that's right.

1289
01:00:46,640 --> 01:00:49,080
Speaker 5: Yeah, this is the episode where we all learn that

1290
01:00:49,160 --> 01:00:50,720
Speaker 5: it's not too late to do anything.

1291
01:00:51,080 --> 01:00:56,640
Speaker 4: I'm going to call this episode swimming and Elvis. Okay,

1292
01:00:57,040 --> 01:01:00,520
Speaker 4: there's no need to surprise people with it. Already have

1293
01:01:00,600 --> 01:01:02,080
Speaker 4: listened till this point.

1294
01:01:02,240 --> 01:01:04,120
Speaker 3: Think so well, I don't know.

1295
01:01:04,160 --> 01:01:06,600
Speaker 4: I'm through with it. That's what it says right here

1296
01:01:06,600 --> 01:01:07,280
Speaker 4: on the SoundCloud.

1297
01:01:07,400 --> 01:01:09,080
Speaker 3: Hey really he said it and then he did it.

1298
01:01:09,200 --> 01:01:12,360
Speaker 3: That's what's great is the follow through. Chris Fahirranks says

1299
01:01:12,400 --> 01:01:15,560
Speaker 3: a stick to itiveness that I can't believe. Yeah, he's

1300
01:01:15,560 --> 01:01:17,680
Speaker 3: a good He says he does something, and he does it.

1301
01:01:17,720 --> 01:01:18,960
Speaker 3: Then he goes ahead and does it, and.

1302
01:01:18,960 --> 01:01:20,840
Speaker 4: I can't believe it.

1303
01:01:20,920 --> 01:01:23,240
Speaker 3: They'll say, They'll all say about you.

1304
01:01:24,240 --> 01:01:25,240
Speaker 4: I can't wait to hear it.

1305
01:01:26,480 --> 01:01:27,480
Speaker 3: Are we almost done?

1306
01:01:27,640 --> 01:01:29,520
Speaker 4: We are we are? We're in an hour and I

1307
01:01:29,520 --> 01:01:30,360
Speaker 4: think it's the perfect time.

1308
01:01:30,440 --> 01:01:32,560
Speaker 3: Just not okay, Well, I would just want to plug.

1309
01:01:33,640 --> 01:01:36,840
Speaker 3: July thirteenth, Do you have anything to plug? I do

1310
01:01:37,400 --> 01:01:38,280
Speaker 3: July thirteenth.

1311
01:01:38,320 --> 01:01:43,000
Speaker 5: Okay, okay, thank you, thank you? Business class are mine?

1312
01:01:43,040 --> 01:01:48,120
Speaker 5: In April Richardson's show at the Improv Lab on July thirteenth, Wednesday,

1313
01:01:48,200 --> 01:01:56,520
Speaker 5: ten pm, starring such Hollywood luminaries as Karen Kilgarath, April Richardson,

1314
01:01:56,800 --> 01:01:57,560
Speaker 5: Chris Fairbay.

1315
01:01:57,680 --> 01:01:59,400
Speaker 4: Oh, I was going to say, we're on it.

1316
01:01:59,480 --> 01:02:01,560
Speaker 3: You're on it and you're on it every time?

1317
01:02:01,840 --> 01:02:02,120
Speaker 4: Yes?

1318
01:02:02,560 --> 01:02:04,080
Speaker 3: Who else? Jay Wingarten's on it?

1319
01:02:04,120 --> 01:02:04,600
Speaker 4: Else? Yes?

1320
01:02:04,800 --> 01:02:07,400
Speaker 3: And Ahamed Weinberg is on it?

1321
01:02:07,520 --> 01:02:07,760
Speaker 4: Yes.

1322
01:02:07,960 --> 01:02:09,400
Speaker 3: And Kara Klank is on it.

1323
01:02:09,520 --> 01:02:10,280
Speaker 4: I don't know her.

1324
01:02:10,600 --> 01:02:13,600
Speaker 5: She's great, she's married to Jared Logan, She's from New

1325
01:02:13,680 --> 01:02:17,080
Speaker 5: York's great, she's she's very funny.

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01:02:16,800 --> 01:02:21,480
Speaker 3: Truly one of my favorites. And Chris Hardwick and terrific.

1327
01:02:21,520 --> 01:02:24,600
Speaker 3: He's going to do it and heavy.

1328
01:02:24,480 --> 01:02:25,880
Speaker 4: To have him on the podcast.

1329
01:02:26,760 --> 01:02:31,600
Speaker 3: And one of my favorite comedians ever. Mister blank Patch.

1330
01:02:31,880 --> 01:02:32,880
Speaker 4: Oh, he's the best.

1331
01:02:32,960 --> 01:02:34,400
Speaker 3: It's going to be such a good shay.

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01:02:34,720 --> 01:02:38,080
Speaker 4: I mean, you know, but his hosting ability maybe he

1333
01:02:38,120 --> 01:02:39,920
Speaker 4: doesn't enjoy it. I think he does enjoy it.

1334
01:02:39,880 --> 01:02:40,880
Speaker 3: Though we're the hosts.

1335
01:02:40,920 --> 01:02:44,080
Speaker 4: But I know, but what if you both did It's

1336
01:02:44,200 --> 01:02:47,000
Speaker 4: just an idea. I'm throwing it out there. You both

1337
01:02:47,040 --> 01:02:49,320
Speaker 4: did full sets, because neither of you really get to

1338
01:02:49,360 --> 01:02:52,240
Speaker 4: do that in the middle of the show. What if

1339
01:02:52,240 --> 01:02:55,400
Speaker 4: Blaine just for this once hosted it like he used

1340
01:02:55,400 --> 01:02:58,800
Speaker 4: to host Tiger Lily because he'll do fake sponsors and

1341
01:02:58,880 --> 01:03:02,280
Speaker 4: he'll do his got the best hosting guy. Know.

1342
01:03:02,440 --> 01:03:05,680
Speaker 5: I've seen him host a million times. He was my

1343
01:03:05,760 --> 01:03:09,880
Speaker 5: friend first. Well, but I mean, I think probably for

1344
01:03:09,960 --> 01:03:12,320
Speaker 5: someone like him because he is the consummate host. I

1345
01:03:12,320 --> 01:03:14,840
Speaker 5: bet he likes to do a normal long set every

1346
01:03:14,880 --> 01:03:17,280
Speaker 5: once in a while. And also he can do all

1347
01:03:17,320 --> 01:03:19,960
Speaker 5: those things. They'll just all be jammed together. You don't

1348
01:03:20,000 --> 01:03:22,240
Speaker 5: have to see some shiit comic in between.

1349
01:03:22,080 --> 01:03:24,720
Speaker 4: Right, You're right. I guess I've only seen it in

1350
01:03:24,760 --> 01:03:28,280
Speaker 4: that he'll be powerless without someone going up before or

1351
01:03:28,320 --> 01:03:28,800
Speaker 4: after him.

1352
01:03:28,880 --> 01:03:32,240
Speaker 5: We can definitely interrupt him, jump up and then come

1353
01:03:32,360 --> 01:03:35,240
Speaker 5: come back off anyway, Just run up.

1354
01:03:35,200 --> 01:03:37,560
Speaker 4: There and go yell cap because I like his name

1355
01:03:37,600 --> 01:03:40,560
Speaker 4: and that was Chris Fairbanks, and then he can do

1356
01:03:40,560 --> 01:03:41,120
Speaker 4: his gags.

1357
01:03:41,200 --> 01:03:43,760
Speaker 5: When I first met him. I'd only seen his last

1358
01:03:43,800 --> 01:03:45,720
Speaker 5: name in print. I thought his last name. I thought

1359
01:03:45,760 --> 01:03:48,240
Speaker 5: his name was Blaine Kapisach. And that's what I said

1360
01:03:48,240 --> 01:03:50,520
Speaker 5: a couple of times to him, which made him laugh

1361
01:03:50,520 --> 01:03:50,880
Speaker 5: air And.

1362
01:03:50,840 --> 01:03:53,240
Speaker 4: I'm not making fun of you, but you do. You

1363
01:03:53,320 --> 01:03:55,640
Speaker 4: do jumble people's names sometimes.

1364
01:03:55,680 --> 01:03:58,280
Speaker 3: I do. I have. I do have a bit of

1365
01:03:58,920 --> 01:04:00,000
Speaker 3: a issue with it.

1366
01:04:00,240 --> 01:04:03,960
Speaker 4: One time I interviewed David Spade out the thing and uh,

1367
01:04:04,000 --> 01:04:06,800
Speaker 4: my boss said, ask him how many times a day

1368
01:04:06,960 --> 01:04:11,520
Speaker 4: texts Nick Schwartzen? Because I don't know why he did, so,

1369
01:04:11,560 --> 01:04:15,000
Speaker 4: I said, I, how many times a day do you

1370
01:04:15,080 --> 01:04:18,600
Speaker 4: text Nick Swartz Schwartzen? And he said Schwartz? And I

1371
01:04:18,600 --> 01:04:22,160
Speaker 4: don't know Nick Schwartzen. Who's Nick Schwartz? And and they

1372
01:04:22,280 --> 01:04:26,760
Speaker 4: like walked wow. Then later he came back and said, oh,

1373
01:04:26,800 --> 01:04:28,360
Speaker 4: I just didn't want to talk about my friends, so

1374
01:04:28,400 --> 01:04:30,640
Speaker 4: I didn't. And I'm like, oh, okay, he made me

1375
01:04:30,680 --> 01:04:33,240
Speaker 4: say it, my boss, I didn't know why I.

1376
01:04:33,240 --> 01:04:35,200
Speaker 3: Said it to someone that under the bus.

1377
01:04:35,400 --> 01:04:37,280
Speaker 4: Well, yeah, i'd have just kind of made a fool

1378
01:04:37,320 --> 01:04:39,520
Speaker 4: of myself and said his name wrong. Anyway, you called

1379
01:04:39,560 --> 01:04:40,880
Speaker 4: him Nick Schwartzen the other.

1380
01:04:40,840 --> 01:04:47,320
Speaker 3: Night, so what you're right, I'm not chicking. I don't

1381
01:04:47,320 --> 01:04:47,800
Speaker 3: give a shit.

1382
01:04:49,280 --> 01:04:51,160
Speaker 5: Do you know how many people have called me Karen

1383
01:04:51,240 --> 01:04:56,800
Speaker 5: killed goref Greff? I mean, no one ever pronounced payback time. Yeah,

1384
01:04:57,120 --> 01:04:58,520
Speaker 5: it's so for all of us to let it go.

1385
01:04:58,640 --> 01:05:02,080
Speaker 5: But anyway, come to the it's a really good show

1386
01:05:02,120 --> 01:05:03,320
Speaker 5: and it's only eight dollars.

1387
01:05:03,320 --> 01:05:05,720
Speaker 3: It's ten o'clock at night. Do all your other shit?

1388
01:05:05,800 --> 01:05:06,760
Speaker 4: And what's the date again?

1389
01:05:07,000 --> 01:05:10,800
Speaker 5: July thirteenth, The second Wednesday of every month is when

1390
01:05:10,840 --> 01:05:11,800
Speaker 5: we do business class.

1391
01:05:12,120 --> 01:05:15,920
Speaker 4: My plug is July thirteenth, Business class at the improvisation.

1392
01:05:16,560 --> 01:05:17,400
Speaker 3: Is that your plug too?

1393
01:05:17,520 --> 01:05:17,800
Speaker 4: Yeah?

1394
01:05:17,800 --> 01:05:19,880
Speaker 3: Double plug, double plug, filthy.

1395
01:05:20,240 --> 01:05:24,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're welcome. Well, you've been listening to Do you

1396
01:05:24,440 --> 01:05:28,840
Speaker 4: need to Ride? My name is Christian Fairbanks and this

1397
01:05:28,960 --> 01:05:33,360
Speaker 4: is Karen Kilgarriff. You've been listening to our podcast? Do

1398
01:05:33,360 --> 01:05:40,960
Speaker 4: you need to ride? D y n A r O RUGA?

1399
01:05:43,600 --> 01:05:46,520
Speaker 3: Sorry I leave then I.

1400
01:05:46,840 --> 01:05:50,000
Speaker 4: You wanta way back? Either way?

1401
01:05:50,440 --> 01:05:55,600
Speaker 1: Wanna be there, doesn't matter how much that is. You

1402
01:05:56,480 --> 01:05:59,360
Speaker 1: give us time and date German?

1403
01:05:59,680 --> 01:06:05,720
Speaker 2: And do you want to send you off inside? Do

1404
01:06:05,760 --> 01:06:07,960
Speaker 2: you want to welcome you back home?

1405
01:06:09,760 --> 01:06:14,040
Speaker 3: Tell us all about ity scared her? Was it fine?

1406
01:06:15,040 --> 01:06:15,200
Speaker 1: Now?

1407
01:06:15,360 --> 01:06:15,640
Speaker 5: Porn?

1408
01:06:31,600 --> 01:06:34,960
Speaker 3: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

1409
01:06:35,560 --> 01:06:36,880
Speaker 2: Do you need to ride?

1410
01:06:37,520 --> 01:06:40,880
Speaker 3: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

1411
01:06:41,440 --> 01:06:43,280
Speaker 4: Do you need ride?

1412
01:06:43,520 --> 01:06:44,840
Speaker 2: Do you need to ride?

1413
01:06:45,440 --> 01:06:46,160
Speaker 3: Do you need

1414
01:06:52,640 --> 01:06:53,800
Speaker 4: With Karen and Chris