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Speaker 1: Lovely man. It is lovely day. Man, is a lovely day.

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Speaker 2: Justin's birthday is in trouble.

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Speaker 1: Oh it's falling apart.

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Speaker 2: It's all because of you too. Why not even that part.

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Speaker 2: It's now on Saturday, So.

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Speaker 1: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa whoa.

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Speaker 2: Because the casino's on Saturday. Now, No, that stayed the same,

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Speaker 2: but brunch on Saturday. So Baser sends this out to

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Speaker 2: the group. His sister me, Justin, Hey, hey, so we

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Speaker 2: have a table for six at State side the time.

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Speaker 2: I want to make sure that we can do this

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Speaker 2: or Baser's gonna get charged within forty eight hours. If

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Speaker 2: you've tried to cancel, you still get charged one hundred

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Speaker 2: dollars or something. And so Angeline is a game time decision.

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Speaker 2: What do you guys think at ten thirty, because that's

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Speaker 2: the only time we could do the reservation. And then

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Speaker 2: his sister said, well, maybe we need to do a

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Speaker 2: pool on Saturday, or we need to push it back

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Speaker 2: just in case gambling goes late on Friday. And so

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Speaker 2: Baser sent options, We'll go to these Mexicans place on Broadway.

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Speaker 2: There's oh, this other one is midtown good spot, good spot.

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Speaker 2: And then we got oh, where you can play a

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Speaker 2: bunch of games? Got it that place? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Game terminal?

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Speaker 2: Yes, I knew that's what the name was. And so

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Speaker 2: those are the three options. But Justin isn't responding. So

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Speaker 2: it went from organized boom casino lunch Angelina to brunch

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Speaker 2: a specific spot DJ ten thirty am to where are

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Speaker 2: we going to brunch? And who the hell's going to

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Speaker 2: the casino?

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Speaker 1: It's easy. You have to stick with the ten thirty

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Speaker 1: State Side is the best brunch spot with the DJ,

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Speaker 1: the party. If you are trying to do it right,

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Speaker 1: do it right. It doesn't matter if you get back

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Speaker 1: at two am, uh from the casino. You're still gonna

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Speaker 1: wake up early enough that you're gonna want to start

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Speaker 1: nursing that hangover with some food and some drinks and

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Speaker 1: a DJ. So you stick to ten thirty. That's the plan.

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Speaker 1: If people don't show up, that's their fault. You show

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Speaker 1: up to the reservation at ten thirty and let's get

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Speaker 1: the party started.

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Speaker 2: Hi, I'll take a PDA light act like there's vodkin it. Thanks.

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Speaker 2: I'm a little hungover, but uh, I see what you're saying.

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Speaker 2: That is the banger of the spot.

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Speaker 1: That's the banger of the spots. You don't want to

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Speaker 1: don't start switching up plans because what listen, that's the problem.

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Speaker 1: Too many cooks in the kitchen. If one cook chef,

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Speaker 1: if that chef made the decision, no other chefs can

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Speaker 1: The Sioux chefs can't come in and override that decision.

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Speaker 1: The decision was made. Roll with it. Let's move on

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Speaker 1: with our lives.

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Speaker 2: But whoa, whoa, you can't roll with it. There were

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Speaker 2: cancelations you canceled.

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Speaker 1: No, Angelina can't hold on. I was never a part

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Speaker 1: of brunch.

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Speaker 2: You were a part of casino. You canceled.

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Speaker 1: I was never a confirmed participant in the casino. I

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Speaker 1: was a man. I would love to go to the casino,

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Speaker 1: but I can't go on that Friday.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Well that's what I tried to explain to Justin.

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Speaker 2: They think that we just have a podcast. You got

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Speaker 2: all kinds of time, I said, he has three kids

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Speaker 2: under three. He can't do shit.

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Speaker 1: Well, now that's inaccurate.

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Speaker 2: I can do some things, but it's actually two hours

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Speaker 2: to get to Evansville, two hours back. If we gamble

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Speaker 2: safe for two hours, that's six hours. You're gonna be gone.

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Speaker 1: For I agree, and that's why I looked it up

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Speaker 1: and I saw that it was a two hour drive

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Speaker 1: and then if we're gone for five six hours then

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Speaker 1: two hours back. That's a lot on my wife's plate.

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Speaker 1: I couldn't do it. It's the last day of pre K.

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Speaker 1: that school. I discussed it again with my wife and

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Speaker 1: I was just like, I think it's probably important I'd

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Speaker 1: be there and she goes. I think it's a big deal.

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Speaker 2: And I'm looking at a podcast standpoint. We need to

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Speaker 2: review the Evansville Casino. I've mentioned it enough. I need

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Speaker 2: to with my own two eyes see ballys. What are

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Speaker 2: the table games like? Is there some hot dice? Is

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Speaker 2: it ice cold? Is it colder than an ice down beer?

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Speaker 1: How much are the drinks when you buy them? Because

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Speaker 1: I don't think they provide drinks. I think that's a

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Speaker 1: that you won't keep as many mental notes as I

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Speaker 2: I'm the DD. I'll have more than enough mental notes.

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Speaker 1: And I will good, you will have good storytelling, You'll

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Speaker 2: And then also Angelina. I don't know if she was

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Speaker 2: ever in on the casino. She canceled on that, and

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Speaker 2: then for brunch she said she's getting her windshield fixed

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Speaker 1: Oh that's the window.

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Speaker 2: The termin X guy is gonna come. Who look at

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Speaker 2: this guy?

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Speaker 1: No, it is you know that commercial you see It's

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Speaker 1: like they'll come to you. Yeah, save safe flight, save something.

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Speaker 1: I don't know where they bring a truck and they

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Speaker 1: fix your windshield. I don't know, but at four hour

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Speaker 1: say just fix it. I'm at state side.

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Speaker 2: Hey, guys, I can't go. I'm getting my oil change.

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Speaker 2: I mean it's comparable.

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Speaker 1: That's not a good sign for the relationship.

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Speaker 2: So now I'm thinking, do I need to bring in

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Speaker 2: Dodd because he's hung out with Justin before. We need

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Speaker 2: some more roll. Dudes, Dude, I can't be me and

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Speaker 2: my wife and Justin and his sister celebrating his BJ.

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Speaker 2: Justin and BJ are friends exactly.

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Speaker 1: PJ needs to be on the list.

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Speaker 2: That's what I'm gonna say.

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Speaker 1: Bill needs to fly in.

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Speaker 2: Don't put it past him. He can't do flights. He

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Speaker 2: can't travel now with the divorce, you gotta lay low

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Speaker 2: in the In Texas, you can't get a divorce right away.

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Speaker 2: There's a two month cool off period, really yeah, where

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Speaker 2: decide that that's truly what you want. So he's in

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Speaker 2: that right now.

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Speaker 1: So he can't really and he can't be flashing hisself

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Speaker 1: on social media saying he's having a good time.

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Speaker 2: He's not. He hasn't left his house.

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Speaker 1: Because then the judge will look at that as man,

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Speaker 1: that dude, he wasn't taking the cool off period of

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Speaker 1: time serious. So he extends it another two months.

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Speaker 2: I called him the other day. He hadn't left his

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Speaker 2: but kleenexes wadded up.

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Speaker 1: That's sad.

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Speaker 2: Let's start not from that. Oh my god, oh sad. Right,

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Speaker 2: Oh my gosh.

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Speaker 1: Oh not so sad, so lonely, my bad, Oh my mad.

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Speaker 1: That's my fault. That's my fault. Oh man, all right,

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Speaker 1: we gotta start this thing, Arnold, Here we go.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I said, if there was a famous quote from

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Speaker 2: the night before, but I didn't look on the internet.

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Speaker 1: Of course you didn't. You did it one time. You're

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Speaker 1: never going to look on the internet and find a

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Speaker 1: great quote, because that's how you roll. That is how

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Speaker 2: I know it's Lebron saying that his son doesn't give

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Speaker 1: That was last week.

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Speaker 2: Still funny, famous quote. Okay, all right, we're gonna do

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Speaker 2: it lot we oh the one two three, so loser?

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Speaker 1: What up, everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most

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Speaker 2: Donald? Just like Bronnie, I don't give a shit about

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Speaker 2: the meat. What up, y'all? It's says, and I'm from

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Speaker 2: the North. I'm an alpha male. The bed is ending.

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Speaker 2: I hate when I time it out like that. I

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Speaker 2: was a Broadway girl. I took her to the country.

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Speaker 2: We absolutely love it. A lot of the farmers and

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Speaker 2: ranchers have one hundred acres. We have two point two.

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Speaker 2: It seems to be closing in the more and more

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Speaker 2: I look at it, because I just talked to my

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Speaker 2: a steak I think we own that, and the mowers

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Speaker 2: aren't mowing it, Loki flex rich Rich it only costs

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Speaker 2: sixty dollars a month and so and so.

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Speaker 1: Then Phil something you can say that. Who's bill?

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Speaker 2: Phil? Father in law got it? Says, No, you don't

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Speaker 2: own that, dude. You only have two point two acres.

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Speaker 2: So this whole parcel land I thought was ours, that

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Speaker 2: the mowers just hadn't been mowing, isn't ours.

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Speaker 1: So you're telling me someone could build another house there.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and I have no ownership of it. Eminent domain. Man.

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Speaker 2: They're taking our land. They're not even paying us for it.

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Speaker 2: And I don't even own the property that's along the road.

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Speaker 2: Oh really, they can do whatever they want with it.

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Speaker 2: If they wanted to build the road a hold fourth lane,

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Speaker 2: they could do that. Oh so why do I mow it?

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Speaker 2: Let it grow? I told the mowers, I said, stand down,

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Speaker 1: Hey, it's not our land. And we don't want to pay.

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Speaker 1: We don't want we don't want to do extra. We

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Speaker 1: we bumping down to fifty there's only two point two

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Speaker 2: Remember seven minutes we'll bleep that.

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Speaker 1: Okay. Uh, My question is, are we like I don't

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Speaker 1: I just don't understand it, if I am just way

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Speaker 2: Wo tugboat? Did you miss the tugboat?

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Speaker 1: No? College Football? The the video game everybody is talking about.

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Speaker 1: Am I the only one that just doesn't play it?

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Speaker 2: Well? I have my own feelings on it. We can

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Speaker 2: go into that. It's a totally different tangent.

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Speaker 1: No, No, I because I am just like I don't

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Speaker 2: It was popular in college. In high school, I understood, well, No,

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Speaker 2: I never see here's the thing you don't understand that.

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Speaker 2: I guess I never really played video games. I did

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Speaker 2: not play video games like the average person played video games.

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Speaker 2: I played it every once in a while fun.

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Speaker 1: I would throw the controller, I'd get mad, say the

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Speaker 1: game cheated, and I'd be done with it. I hated

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Speaker 1: losing to my brother. He was older, he was better

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Speaker 1: at video games, but we didn't have video games like.

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Speaker 1: We got a Nintendo when the Super Nintendo came out

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Speaker 1: because my sister's friend Jennifer gave us her old Nintendo.

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Speaker 2: Here you go, kid, just blow into this.

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Speaker 1: So I never had a Super Nintendo. I never had

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Speaker 1: a Sega Genesis. I never I had none of that.

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Speaker 2: What about PlayStation and Nintendo sixty four? Never had that,

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Speaker 2: so then that's where the game started.

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Speaker 1: So I did buy a PlayStation like my senior year

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Speaker 1: of college because I wanted to play that Grand Theft Auto.

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Speaker 1: I bought Grand Theft Auto Vice City, and I played

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Speaker 1: I was like, Okay, I'm over it, and I never

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Speaker 2: Right? Yeah, dude, we love WE so much ours When

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Speaker 1: I still have mine at my house. Is the only

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Speaker 1: Like we used to have Technoble like tournaments. But it's

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Speaker 2: Who are the guys talking big about it?

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Speaker 1: Oh? Any on Facebook?

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Speaker 2: Name one person Austin bos Okay, somebody that I damn know, Ray,

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Speaker 1: You don't know all the people I know, so I

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Speaker 2: But who's somebody I know that you know? Bobby, thank you,

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Speaker 2: He's three years into his marriage, everything slows down. His

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Speaker 2: And this game that's a little nostalgic that was big

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Speaker 1: They did the Boom, and they did the Shocker, the

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Speaker 2: And it has better graphics because now you can only

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Speaker 2: very realistic. It's something you didn't have to you didn't

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Speaker 1: I feel like it's gonna be you're gonna hear about

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Speaker 2: Yeah, have you heard Old Danny talk about it?

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Speaker 1: I haven't texted him. I bet she's playing.

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Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. Data five. Of course he's gonna

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Speaker 1: But a Data five, when do you play well.

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Speaker 1: I maybe I just don't understand the allure, Like.

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Speaker 2: Ye're here if you're into Fortnite, if you're in to

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Speaker 2: there's that group of people that are Bones. Isn't so

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Speaker 2: Bones needed that game? It was Madden, but it's been

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Speaker 2: Madden since we've been playing as adults for the past

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Speaker 2: ten years.

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Speaker 1: Correct.

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Speaker 2: Boom NCAA football just something different for a guy that

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Speaker 2: not interested. This is just gonna be those guys that

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Speaker 1: I just look at it as how much time it

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Speaker 1: You have to do this. You have to do that.

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Speaker 1: You play seasons, you're in a league, you gotta go

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Speaker 1: nil money? I don't know. I haven't dived and dove

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Speaker 1: into it. I am just amazed at how excited people

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Speaker 2: Well here's the thing. Be careful guys too, Because I

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Speaker 2: bought it, and I have a PlayStation four. I don't

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Speaker 2: even have the mission. You bought Patible for it.

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Speaker 1: So you have a PlayStation four.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I can't play it. I have to have a

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Speaker 2: and they can see in their system that I don't

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Speaker 1: What games do you play on your PlayStation four?

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Speaker 2: Only when Boomer comes to Town Basketball two K and

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Speaker 2: Madden Boomer or my other nephew, twelve year old. I

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Speaker 1: I would have to imagine that I would be terrible

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Speaker 1: Are you good when Boomer comes to town? Or does

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Speaker 2: According to Boomer, he hasn't played in a minute either.

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Speaker 2: We tied him and his friend won one. It was

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Speaker 1: So interesting.

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Speaker 2: But we played those games back in the day at

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Speaker 1: But what a move by PlayStation you make? It be

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Speaker 1: Unless most people I don't know, is the PlayStation five

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Speaker 1: how much is the game?

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Speaker 2: Eighty baser? You can buy some damn deluxe version for

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Speaker 2: one hundred and fifty Bayser is about to buy Thank

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Speaker 2: god I didn't do that.

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Speaker 1: That's the deluxe version. What do you get?

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Speaker 2: I don't know. The player comes out and sits in

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Speaker 1: You have ai h Ray. I would not run that play.

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Speaker 1: I would run the hook and ladder. Oh thanks man,

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Speaker 1: hooking ladder, touchdown, dude, there you go, Ray, great jaw.

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Speaker 2: But also the other change that's big. You can I

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Speaker 2: believe I don't have the game. I think the guy's

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Speaker 2: names are on it now. Back in the day, it

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Speaker 2: What was I say Drew Brees because he was when

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Speaker 2: I was playing. Okay, fourteen, you'd be like, oh, fourteen,

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Speaker 2: that's Drew Brees. But you couldn't say it was Drew Brees, oh.

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Speaker 1: Because they weren't getting paid. Now they're getting paid.

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Speaker 2: So I think it'll say Johnny Manziel. Well, it'll be

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Speaker 2: nowadays guys, so it'll be mill Row. It'll say Nico

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Speaker 2: Ima Maliava.

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Speaker 1: It'll say who's the Tennessee.

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Speaker 2: Guy, Nico imamlia Oh, that's him. Okay, It'll say Fiaffa

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Speaker 2: from Arizona. It'll say Nuttmeyer from LSU. It'll say.

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Speaker 1: Alabama. Mill Row, you already said that to say. It'll

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Speaker 1: say Manning from Texas. But he'll be standing on the

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Speaker 2: They said they're gonna play yours and Manning, which isn't

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Speaker 2: good for futures. Heisman guys like me, Oh yeah, I'm

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Speaker 2: Dylan Gabriel, Dylan Gabriel, Florida State. Yeah, DJ GOOONLII.

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Speaker 1: He's at Florida State.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, look out for the knowles.

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Speaker 2: Well, acc is pretty weak. He's only got a couple

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he was one of the top guys top ten

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Speaker 1: I just yeah, that was my video game ran. I

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Speaker 1: And it's not because I was playing video games, obviously,

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Speaker 1: Are you using logic that I told you to? Come

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Speaker 1: It took me like two hours to convince him that

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Speaker 1: No, No, that tree's gone cut down. He shoots it up, but.

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Speaker 2: His little brother's building right back up. Man four feet

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Speaker 1: And he great, do like five launches, no problem. One

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Speaker 1: lets his younger brother do it, and Dad, not being

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00:20:18,640 --> 00:20:20,639
Speaker 1: the smart guy, I didn't realize there was like a

437
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:22,199
Speaker 1: launch pad that you could put with it so you

438
00:20:22,200 --> 00:20:24,320
Speaker 1: could set the rocket on it. I was having them

439
00:20:24,320 --> 00:20:25,800
Speaker 1: hold it in their hand, and then when the propeller

440
00:20:25,840 --> 00:20:27,479
Speaker 1: starts going, I just tell him to throw it up.

441
00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:28,040
Speaker 2: Same thing.

442
00:20:28,400 --> 00:20:30,040
Speaker 1: I agree, more fun to hold it.

443
00:20:30,720 --> 00:20:30,840
Speaker 2: Well.

444
00:20:30,880 --> 00:20:34,159
Speaker 1: The younger brother's holding it and he doesn't throw it

445
00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:36,919
Speaker 1: straight up. He throws it at an angle.

446
00:20:37,040 --> 00:20:38,040
Speaker 2: It's all cock eyed.

447
00:20:39,640 --> 00:20:43,919
Speaker 1: Sh that's the house, top of the tree.

448
00:20:44,240 --> 00:20:45,400
Speaker 2: That's mob's window.

449
00:20:46,960 --> 00:20:48,160
Speaker 1: It's at the top of the tree. Ray.

450
00:20:49,240 --> 00:20:52,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, blame it on little brother, And I mean, well,

451
00:20:52,640 --> 00:20:53,840
Speaker 2: he's never gonna be an astronaut.

452
00:20:54,080 --> 00:20:58,159
Speaker 1: No. No, six year old looks at me, not even not

453
00:20:58,280 --> 00:21:01,280
Speaker 1: even five seconds after we watch it. It stuck in the

454
00:21:01,280 --> 00:21:01,880
Speaker 1: top of the tree.

455
00:21:01,960 --> 00:21:03,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't want to be a hairdresser.

456
00:21:03,840 --> 00:21:06,720
Speaker 1: He says, told you we should have gone too.

457
00:21:06,720 --> 00:21:10,639
Speaker 2: The park got him.

458
00:21:09,400 --> 00:21:15,080
Speaker 1: And I'm like yeah, and he immediately goes in mom, mom, dad,

459
00:21:15,080 --> 00:21:16,520
Speaker 1: got the rocket stuck in the tree.

460
00:21:18,960 --> 00:21:21,200
Speaker 2: No, I didn't let me clear my name.

461
00:21:22,920 --> 00:21:25,119
Speaker 1: And then the two year old's like, where's the my

462
00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:28,400
Speaker 1: trt my dirt. I'm like, budd, it's in the top

463
00:21:28,440 --> 00:21:35,680
Speaker 1: of the tree, that dirt. And I'm like I understand,

464
00:21:35,800 --> 00:21:37,240
Speaker 1: there's nothing I can do. It's in the top of

465
00:21:37,240 --> 00:21:37,600
Speaker 1: the tree.

466
00:21:37,840 --> 00:21:42,879
Speaker 2: Is it laterable? No? These are some tall red oaks.

467
00:21:42,880 --> 00:21:44,560
Speaker 2: You got. What do you live in the Sequoia National

468
00:21:44,600 --> 00:21:46,000
Speaker 2: Forest tree?

469
00:21:46,480 --> 00:21:49,000
Speaker 1: It is probably I got a lot of terurists to

470
00:21:49,040 --> 00:21:51,240
Speaker 1: come by. Sixty feet in the.

471
00:21:51,280 --> 00:21:56,720
Speaker 2: Air, that's scalable. Is dad willing to scale the tree

472
00:21:57,359 --> 00:21:58,320
Speaker 2: shuck his way up?

473
00:21:58,440 --> 00:22:00,760
Speaker 1: Listen? I am not shuck my way up.

474
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:05,159
Speaker 2: Sometimes you need to give up and chuck. I am not.

475
00:22:05,240 --> 00:22:10,600
Speaker 1: It is not worth my life to somehow get up

476
00:22:10,680 --> 00:22:13,719
Speaker 1: sixty feet in the air on this tree for this

477
00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:14,520
Speaker 1: little rocket.

478
00:22:14,760 --> 00:22:16,199
Speaker 2: Is there ways to throw stuff at it?

479
00:22:16,880 --> 00:22:20,040
Speaker 1: I threw some stuff up there and it hit the bros.

480
00:22:20,080 --> 00:22:21,880
Speaker 2: Broke the window to the family home.

481
00:22:21,720 --> 00:22:23,960
Speaker 1: Again and nothing. It didn't knock it down.

482
00:22:23,960 --> 00:22:26,280
Speaker 2: So I'm hoping the worst part is getting something stuck

483
00:22:26,320 --> 00:22:28,640
Speaker 2: in the tree is what happens after because king kids

484
00:22:28,640 --> 00:22:31,000
Speaker 2: start throwing baseballs at it, it starts going everywhere.

485
00:22:31,160 --> 00:22:34,120
Speaker 1: Dude, we we we got a book.

486
00:22:33,960 --> 00:22:36,560
Speaker 2: Right now that's stuck, and we broke grandpa's garage window.

487
00:22:36,920 --> 00:22:38,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh oh here, just throw your shoe up there,

488
00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:41,959
Speaker 1: like like one out here. So like my son got

489
00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:48,320
Speaker 1: a boomerang for his birthday from a batter's box. What

490
00:22:48,359 --> 00:22:52,280
Speaker 1: if everybody and we're trying to throw it up there,

491
00:22:52,359 --> 00:22:55,040
Speaker 1: you know, trying to throw it and uh, you know

492
00:22:55,080 --> 00:22:56,720
Speaker 1: that we're trying to learn how to throw the boomerang.

493
00:22:56,800 --> 00:22:58,000
Speaker 1: It gets stuck in a tree.

494
00:22:58,200 --> 00:22:59,480
Speaker 2: Boomerang is never boomerang.

495
00:22:59,560 --> 00:23:02,239
Speaker 1: No, they never boomerang never never. And I'm like, here,

496
00:23:02,280 --> 00:23:03,800
Speaker 1: let me see your shoe. I'll throw in the tree,

497
00:23:04,320 --> 00:23:07,080
Speaker 1: I'll hit the boomerang. Shoe got stuck.

498
00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:10,320
Speaker 2: So there's a shoe a boomerang in a round.

499
00:23:10,600 --> 00:23:12,479
Speaker 1: This is before the rocky got stuck. This is like,

500
00:23:12,600 --> 00:23:17,080
Speaker 1: this is like this weekend tree. And so I'm like, damn, dude,

501
00:23:17,080 --> 00:23:20,560
Speaker 1: that was so stupid. And he goes dada, and I

502
00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:22,119
Speaker 1: was like, let me see your other shoe, and he goes, no,

503
00:23:22,480 --> 00:23:27,000
Speaker 1: we're gonna be like Floyd. I'm like Floyd. Who's Floyd?

504
00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:30,920
Speaker 1: And there's a book we read called Stuck. And Floyd

505
00:23:30,960 --> 00:23:32,640
Speaker 1: throws a bunch of stuff trying to get his kite

506
00:23:32,640 --> 00:23:34,639
Speaker 1: out of the tree, and he's like, you're not throwing

507
00:23:34,680 --> 00:23:38,560
Speaker 1: my other shoe. It's gonna get stuck too. And so

508
00:23:38,680 --> 00:23:40,480
Speaker 1: then I was able to It was a littler tree,

509
00:23:40,480 --> 00:23:42,520
Speaker 1: so I was able to climb up and get the

510
00:23:42,560 --> 00:23:45,080
Speaker 1: shoe out, and then I got a football and hit

511
00:23:45,080 --> 00:23:50,400
Speaker 1: the boomerang. Good. But the stupid rocket, it's way up there.

512
00:23:50,440 --> 00:23:52,560
Speaker 2: What about a storm A wins That's.

513
00:23:52,359 --> 00:23:53,000
Speaker 1: What I need.

514
00:23:53,040 --> 00:23:54,720
Speaker 2: The only problem is you don't want it to be

515
00:23:54,760 --> 00:23:56,800
Speaker 2: too indy r a well round two.

516
00:23:56,640 --> 00:24:00,679
Speaker 1: And you know we don't want well you want to move.

517
00:24:00,560 --> 00:24:02,800
Speaker 2: The tree enough to get the rocket out, but not

518
00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:05,640
Speaker 2: enough to break the tree into the family dining room

519
00:24:05,720 --> 00:24:06,439
Speaker 2: quarter correct.

520
00:24:06,440 --> 00:24:08,480
Speaker 1: And I don't want it to be a rainstorm because

521
00:24:08,760 --> 00:24:13,159
Speaker 1: you have to charge the rocket. It's electronics, so if

522
00:24:13,200 --> 00:24:15,919
Speaker 1: it gets rained on, I'm worried it's gonna be fried anyway,

523
00:24:15,920 --> 00:24:16,800
Speaker 1: and it's not gonna work.

524
00:24:17,200 --> 00:24:18,960
Speaker 2: It's fine if it falls in the moat.

525
00:24:19,080 --> 00:24:22,280
Speaker 1: So I there is no moat, so I need the

526
00:24:22,320 --> 00:24:24,639
Speaker 1: wind to kind of loosen it up and knock it

527
00:24:24,680 --> 00:24:27,000
Speaker 1: down so we can hopefully come all the way down

528
00:24:27,040 --> 00:24:29,879
Speaker 1: to the ground. Because it shoots up and then the

529
00:24:29,920 --> 00:24:32,440
Speaker 1: nose come comes off and it has a parachute and

530
00:24:32,520 --> 00:24:34,560
Speaker 1: it floats down. That's what got stuck in the tree

531
00:24:34,640 --> 00:24:35,359
Speaker 1: is the parachute.

532
00:24:35,720 --> 00:24:36,560
Speaker 2: That's pretty dope.

533
00:24:36,760 --> 00:24:37,720
Speaker 1: It is awesome, dude.

534
00:24:37,760 --> 00:24:39,960
Speaker 2: I may need to get it for the old youngest nephew.

535
00:24:40,240 --> 00:24:45,160
Speaker 1: He would love it, Ami Anie. I wish I could

536
00:24:45,200 --> 00:24:46,960
Speaker 1: tell you what it was called, but it's just a

537
00:24:47,080 --> 00:24:50,520
Speaker 1: rocket with a parachute, and it is. It was really cool, right,

538
00:24:50,600 --> 00:24:55,560
Speaker 1: It's called red Rocket. No, that was Matt Bonner, but speaking,

539
00:24:55,800 --> 00:25:00,000
Speaker 1: I mean, you want to talk about getting stuff stuck

540
00:25:00,119 --> 00:25:03,879
Speaker 1: in a tree, It's called let's see here it is.

541
00:25:03,920 --> 00:25:04,680
Speaker 1: I think this is it.

542
00:25:04,960 --> 00:25:06,639
Speaker 2: Ray. I'm gonna be real. You ever got your peeters

543
00:25:06,640 --> 00:25:07,439
Speaker 2: stuck in a tree?

544
00:25:08,560 --> 00:25:12,639
Speaker 1: Rocket launcher for kids self launching motorized air rocket toy.

545
00:25:12,920 --> 00:25:15,200
Speaker 2: All right, Henny's getting it for Christmas.

546
00:25:15,359 --> 00:25:18,080
Speaker 1: It's thirty five ninety nine on Amazon.

547
00:25:17,800 --> 00:25:19,480
Speaker 2: Or his birthday, whichever comes first.

548
00:25:19,680 --> 00:25:21,480
Speaker 1: Anyway, you want to talk about getting stuff stuck in

549
00:25:21,480 --> 00:25:25,760
Speaker 1: the tree. Back in the day, Josh and I went

550
00:25:25,800 --> 00:25:30,600
Speaker 1: to go toilet paper chest Day's house and a toilet

551
00:25:30,640 --> 00:25:32,960
Speaker 1: paper roll got stuck in the tree. And you don't

552
00:25:32,960 --> 00:25:36,080
Speaker 1: ever want to waste a roll of toilet paper. Chess

553
00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:39,399
Speaker 1: Day had these really trees that were hard to toilet paper.

554
00:25:39,760 --> 00:25:42,760
Speaker 1: I mean, the branches were so thick and like catchy,

555
00:25:42,840 --> 00:25:46,280
Speaker 1: and rolls got stuck, and so Josh takes his shoe

556
00:25:46,280 --> 00:25:47,400
Speaker 1: and throws it up there.

557
00:25:47,600 --> 00:25:50,399
Speaker 2: Dad comes home from work and his trees toilet paper.

558
00:25:50,160 --> 00:25:52,320
Speaker 1: And I'm like, all right, dude, I'll just climb up

559
00:25:52,320 --> 00:25:54,720
Speaker 1: there and get it. I can. I can reach your shoe.

560
00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:59,119
Speaker 1: So I start climbing the tree, and Josh not seeing

561
00:25:59,160 --> 00:26:02,399
Speaker 1: me in the tree because it night, takes the metal sprinkler,

562
00:26:02,960 --> 00:26:04,800
Speaker 1: throws it in the tree and nails me right in

563
00:26:04,800 --> 00:26:08,600
Speaker 1: the head. But luckily we got the shoe down, didn't

564
00:26:08,600 --> 00:26:11,919
Speaker 1: get the toilet paper rolled down. Oh you mother, And

565
00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:14,000
Speaker 1: that was that was one of my memories of getting

566
00:26:14,040 --> 00:26:16,600
Speaker 1: something stuck in the tree. And I don't know why,

567
00:26:16,680 --> 00:26:19,640
Speaker 1: out of all the things in my life that I've done,

568
00:26:19,840 --> 00:26:21,800
Speaker 1: do I remember going over to chess Day's house, to

569
00:26:21,840 --> 00:26:24,359
Speaker 1: toilet Paper's house and the shoe getting stuck the toilet

570
00:26:24,359 --> 00:26:26,199
Speaker 1: paper and him hitting me with the sprinkler. It's the

571
00:26:26,240 --> 00:26:28,640
Speaker 1: most random, dumb ass memory I have ever had.

572
00:26:28,720 --> 00:26:32,040
Speaker 2: Can't control your memories, just like you can't control your memories.

573
00:26:32,040 --> 00:26:34,000
Speaker 2: Your kids are gonna have. They're not gonna remember when

574
00:26:34,040 --> 00:26:35,680
Speaker 2: you took them to the soccer game and hugged them.

575
00:26:35,760 --> 00:26:38,560
Speaker 2: They're gonna remember the time he caught their rocket in

576
00:26:38,640 --> 00:26:39,160
Speaker 2: the tree.

577
00:26:39,680 --> 00:26:41,800
Speaker 1: You're telling me they're not gonna remember me.

578
00:26:41,960 --> 00:26:44,240
Speaker 2: They wll remember any of those damn moments at the

579
00:26:44,240 --> 00:26:47,600
Speaker 2: soccer game. They'll remember the most random crap. But when

580
00:26:47,640 --> 00:26:50,320
Speaker 2: you yelled at some homeless person in the street and

581
00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:52,200
Speaker 2: he threw his shoe at you. You know. The one

582
00:26:52,200 --> 00:26:54,000
Speaker 2: thing Boomer remembers. Tell me when we were at the

583
00:26:54,040 --> 00:26:56,600
Speaker 2: park across from my place downtown and I got a

584
00:26:56,640 --> 00:26:58,840
Speaker 2: fight with a homeless guy because the homeless guy was

585
00:26:58,920 --> 00:27:01,840
Speaker 2: drunk and he was whipping his shoes around his arm

586
00:27:01,920 --> 00:27:03,840
Speaker 2: and he let it go and it almost hit Baser

587
00:27:03,880 --> 00:27:05,520
Speaker 2: and my sister and I got in his face and

588
00:27:05,520 --> 00:27:08,120
Speaker 2: started yelling at him. That's the one thing Boomer remembers.

589
00:27:09,280 --> 00:27:10,119
Speaker 1: How old was Boomer?

590
00:27:11,800 --> 00:27:15,640
Speaker 2: It was in twenty fifteen, so he was nine years ago.

591
00:27:15,680 --> 00:27:16,840
Speaker 2: He's six seven years old.

592
00:27:17,200 --> 00:27:20,240
Speaker 1: See there you go that. Let me tell you my

593
00:27:20,359 --> 00:27:21,440
Speaker 1: oldest hunped away.

594
00:27:21,720 --> 00:27:24,160
Speaker 2: Remember when you got in a fight with the homeless person.

595
00:27:24,640 --> 00:27:27,280
Speaker 2: I got in his face all drunk. I was like

596
00:27:27,400 --> 00:27:32,359
Speaker 2: five beers deep, my six year old. How that almost

597
00:27:32,359 --> 00:27:33,000
Speaker 2: guy's doing.

598
00:27:33,080 --> 00:27:37,280
Speaker 1: When he was like two and a half. My sister

599
00:27:37,320 --> 00:27:40,479
Speaker 1: in law, we call her Tea, came to town and

600
00:27:40,520 --> 00:27:45,119
Speaker 1: she was making him breakfast one morning and she was like,

601
00:27:45,160 --> 00:27:48,080
Speaker 1: you want a banana? Anyhay. Yeah, And so she got

602
00:27:48,119 --> 00:27:48,800
Speaker 1: the banana out.

603
00:27:49,040 --> 00:27:51,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, I am.

604
00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:55,280
Speaker 1: And she sliced up the banana.

605
00:27:55,560 --> 00:27:57,840
Speaker 2: Beautiful. That's how a woman should do it.

606
00:27:57,880 --> 00:28:00,440
Speaker 1: Put it on the plate, or I'm gonna say, or

607
00:28:00,480 --> 00:28:03,560
Speaker 1: a man. And let me tell you about my son.

608
00:28:04,359 --> 00:28:06,080
Speaker 1: He lost it.

609
00:28:07,560 --> 00:28:09,480
Speaker 2: Why you cut my banana?

610
00:28:10,240 --> 00:28:15,680
Speaker 1: Cut my banana. To this day, he will randomly say,

611
00:28:16,320 --> 00:28:18,040
Speaker 1: do you remember when tea cut my banana?

612
00:28:19,880 --> 00:28:21,960
Speaker 2: If I'm over ever at your house for breakfast on

613
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:25,119
Speaker 2: a Saturday and your wife's making his pancakes, I'm cutting

614
00:28:25,119 --> 00:28:25,840
Speaker 2: his banana.

615
00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:29,440
Speaker 1: Dude, he will I mean he he would lose it.

616
00:28:29,560 --> 00:28:31,880
Speaker 1: And am I it's crazy if a banana goes into

617
00:28:33,520 --> 00:28:38,360
Speaker 1: my banana, bro, all the kids, it's crazy. It's like, guys,

618
00:28:38,840 --> 00:28:40,840
Speaker 1: it doesn't matter, you're gonna eat it. And so now

619
00:28:40,880 --> 00:28:42,880
Speaker 1: I tried, like my two year old, but his banana breaks.

620
00:28:42,880 --> 00:28:45,040
Speaker 1: Now he's the only one that now it freaks out

621
00:28:45,040 --> 00:28:47,120
Speaker 1: of his banana breaks. I'm like, but by now you

622
00:28:47,160 --> 00:28:50,040
Speaker 1: have two banana He's like, no, put it back together.

623
00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:51,680
Speaker 1: Put it back together, dude.

624
00:28:51,680 --> 00:28:53,760
Speaker 2: When you're coming home from the supermarket with bananas, you

625
00:28:53,760 --> 00:28:55,000
Speaker 2: got him in bubble wrap.

626
00:28:57,040 --> 00:29:00,320
Speaker 1: Dude, you cut their peanut butter and jelly and app

627
00:29:00,720 --> 00:29:07,880
Speaker 1: instead of triangles. You got my sandwich wrong. What damn

628
00:29:07,920 --> 00:29:10,480
Speaker 1: difference does it make? Just eat the eppan sandwich.

629
00:29:10,600 --> 00:29:12,640
Speaker 2: I hear them on that though. As a kid, you

630
00:29:12,640 --> 00:29:15,120
Speaker 2: don't want the habs. You want the triangles. They're easier

631
00:29:15,120 --> 00:29:18,360
Speaker 2: for the hands because the hands are smaller opposable thumbs.

632
00:29:18,880 --> 00:29:20,600
Speaker 2: I remember that as a kid, you don't like the

633
00:29:20,720 --> 00:29:22,280
Speaker 2: just two cuts. That one makes sense.

634
00:29:22,760 --> 00:29:25,080
Speaker 1: I mean, I get it. But the thing they hang

635
00:29:25,160 --> 00:29:27,480
Speaker 1: their hat on the hills they decide to die on

636
00:29:27,800 --> 00:29:30,760
Speaker 1: the chopping of the banana is just crazy.

637
00:29:30,960 --> 00:29:33,280
Speaker 2: What about yogurt or something? When you guys go to

638
00:29:33,320 --> 00:29:36,480
Speaker 2: your places trop hop, what if they cut bananas and

639
00:29:36,480 --> 00:29:37,320
Speaker 2: put it in their yoga?

640
00:29:37,360 --> 00:29:40,720
Speaker 1: That's okay, it was It's just if he's gonna have

641
00:29:40,760 --> 00:29:44,520
Speaker 1: an individual it was an individual banana by itself. He

642
00:29:44,520 --> 00:29:46,840
Speaker 1: wants to on his plate full length.

643
00:29:47,040 --> 00:29:48,680
Speaker 2: So like if I was to go to your place

644
00:29:48,720 --> 00:29:52,040
Speaker 2: at breakfast time, your whole family's eating full on bananas.

645
00:29:52,120 --> 00:29:59,000
Speaker 1: Yeah. And now my oldest and my middle they like

646
00:29:59,040 --> 00:30:01,560
Speaker 1: it when I just line up with peanut butter on

647
00:30:01,600 --> 00:30:05,360
Speaker 1: top of the banana. Yeah.

648
00:30:05,440 --> 00:30:08,680
Speaker 2: They had a guyda kinky edie goes on.

649
00:30:09,400 --> 00:30:11,280
Speaker 1: No, that's that's what they like.

650
00:30:11,880 --> 00:30:14,680
Speaker 2: No, but I mean, do you not feel sexual lining

651
00:30:14,760 --> 00:30:19,440
Speaker 2: a banana with peanut butter? Uh?

652
00:30:19,600 --> 00:30:21,800
Speaker 1: No, I never thought of it that way.

653
00:30:24,280 --> 00:30:26,560
Speaker 2: Honey, Let me decorate this cucumber.

654
00:30:26,680 --> 00:30:30,160
Speaker 1: Oh man? Then, also, have you.

655
00:30:30,120 --> 00:30:33,400
Speaker 2: Seen the video of the girl upstairs where she jacks

656
00:30:33,440 --> 00:30:34,120
Speaker 2: off the corn?

657
00:30:34,640 --> 00:30:37,800
Speaker 1: What have you not? What are you talking?

658
00:30:37,920 --> 00:30:40,680
Speaker 2: He's got like five million views on YouTube on Instagram.

659
00:30:40,760 --> 00:30:44,880
Speaker 2: The people of the work here. Yeah, midday mama, she

660
00:30:45,040 --> 00:30:47,280
Speaker 2: was playing with a corn. Yeah. So she takes the

661
00:30:47,280 --> 00:30:49,360
Speaker 2: butter and she puts it in her whole hand, and

662
00:30:49,400 --> 00:30:51,840
Speaker 2: she says, to disperse the butter properly instead of doing

663
00:30:51,880 --> 00:30:55,080
Speaker 2: a spoon or a fork or a brush. No, she didn't.

664
00:30:55,120 --> 00:30:56,960
Speaker 2: She says she'd been doing it since childhood. She takes

665
00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:59,640
Speaker 2: the corn on the cob and just wax it and

666
00:30:59,680 --> 00:31:03,000
Speaker 2: that the butter is perfectly dispersed, and it blew up

667
00:31:03,040 --> 00:31:11,240
Speaker 2: on the internet. She's famous for its hold on, hold on,

668
00:31:11,320 --> 00:31:15,120
Speaker 2: She's famous for it. Zach was in on it too.

669
00:31:15,680 --> 00:31:16,880
Speaker 2: Zach was there, Ricky.

670
00:31:17,880 --> 00:31:20,640
Speaker 1: This is recent. Yes, I'm amoded to look it up.

671
00:31:20,800 --> 00:31:21,560
Speaker 1: I had no idea.

672
00:31:22,680 --> 00:31:25,360
Speaker 2: She goes, there's nothing weird about this, and she's just

673
00:31:25,400 --> 00:31:28,360
Speaker 2: sitting there giving the corn, a handy butter all over it.

674
00:31:28,400 --> 00:31:29,520
Speaker 2: She made it on Daily Mail.

675
00:31:31,720 --> 00:31:35,240
Speaker 1: That's funny, but there's no way she didn't know. There's

676
00:31:35,280 --> 00:31:38,720
Speaker 1: no way. And it's sort of like my mother in

677
00:31:38,800 --> 00:31:43,720
Speaker 1: law one time she was visiting and she was walking

678
00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:48,200
Speaker 1: up the stairs and she kicked my oldest son in

679
00:31:48,240 --> 00:31:53,840
Speaker 1: the face. Like I said, he was maybe three. Still,

680
00:31:54,840 --> 00:31:57,880
Speaker 1: we'll be on FaceTime to be like, DD, remember when

681
00:31:57,880 --> 00:31:58,840
Speaker 1: you kicked me in the face.

682
00:32:01,640 --> 00:32:03,160
Speaker 2: All the things she's done.

683
00:32:03,040 --> 00:32:05,600
Speaker 1: For all the things she's done for him, all the

684
00:32:05,640 --> 00:32:08,959
Speaker 1: cold things she's done. The one thing he remembers is

685
00:32:08,960 --> 00:32:10,920
Speaker 1: that day when he she kicked him in the face.

686
00:32:11,120 --> 00:32:13,480
Speaker 2: And that's why you're kidding. I remember you there last

687
00:32:13,520 --> 00:32:15,960
Speaker 2: day at t ball first grade. He's gonna remember his

688
00:32:16,040 --> 00:32:17,920
Speaker 2: dad going to Evansville and winning the family money.

689
00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:24,280
Speaker 1: That's a good point. We'll take a break. Hey, it's

690
00:32:24,280 --> 00:32:26,160
Speaker 1: Olympics time. I don't know.

691
00:32:26,800 --> 00:32:28,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, we gotta get into it. It's gonna be tough

692
00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:31,120
Speaker 2: to bet though. USA is so much of a favorite.

693
00:32:30,800 --> 00:32:32,240
Speaker 1: But they're not good. They barely win.

694
00:32:32,360 --> 00:32:35,040
Speaker 2: But to win the gold, I think it's minus three thousand.

695
00:32:34,680 --> 00:32:37,240
Speaker 1: And they do win the gold. That's huge, big, big, big,

696
00:32:37,280 --> 00:32:37,800
Speaker 1: big apps.

697
00:32:37,920 --> 00:32:39,920
Speaker 2: You can almost bet on how many golds they can win?

698
00:32:40,520 --> 00:32:45,680
Speaker 2: Thirty nine every event your damn rooting for gold.

699
00:32:47,400 --> 00:32:52,280
Speaker 1: There's five thousand events. Oh well, I mean because like swimming,

700
00:32:52,800 --> 00:32:58,560
Speaker 1: they have swimming fifty meter freestyle, fifty, one hundred meter freestyle,

701
00:32:58,920 --> 00:33:02,600
Speaker 1: one hundred and fifty freestyle, two hundred meter freestyle, two

702
00:33:02,680 --> 00:33:05,600
Speaker 1: hundred and fifty meters freestyle, three hundred meters. I mean,

703
00:33:05,880 --> 00:33:08,560
Speaker 1: they just go up by fifty until like a thousand meters.

704
00:33:08,640 --> 00:33:12,600
Speaker 1: So there are ten thousand swimming events alone.

705
00:33:12,480 --> 00:33:16,080
Speaker 2: And they now added breakdancing. So imagine if you bet

706
00:33:16,120 --> 00:33:17,280
Speaker 2: on the over thirty nine.

707
00:33:17,160 --> 00:33:20,959
Speaker 1: You're come on, dance, bitch, Hey, do a headspin, do

708
00:33:21,280 --> 00:33:24,440
Speaker 1: do a kickflip, do up, do a do a do

709
00:33:24,560 --> 00:33:26,240
Speaker 1: a do a do the worm?

710
00:33:31,120 --> 00:33:34,240
Speaker 2: Oh Usa to win that shit? The wop? Ah?

711
00:33:34,320 --> 00:33:35,240
Speaker 1: What ass.

712
00:33:37,200 --> 00:33:39,600
Speaker 2: CARDI b dance the wop? Dude. It's when they get

713
00:33:39,640 --> 00:33:41,720
Speaker 2: on the floor and they start banging their hand. Have

714
00:33:41,760 --> 00:33:44,240
Speaker 2: you seen that one? That's Oh my gosh, am I

715
00:33:44,240 --> 00:33:45,880
Speaker 2: the first one to think of that. Dude, we do

716
00:33:45,960 --> 00:33:47,680
Speaker 2: the wop, We're gonna win breakdancing.

717
00:33:47,920 --> 00:33:50,440
Speaker 1: I don't think they that counts as breakdancing.

718
00:33:50,680 --> 00:33:52,600
Speaker 2: Ray does it turn the judges on?

719
00:33:52,960 --> 00:33:55,880
Speaker 1: I don't know. How you judge that. Here's my problem.

720
00:33:56,920 --> 00:34:02,440
Speaker 1: That's what no is. Are these gonna be live? Are

721
00:34:02,480 --> 00:34:03,520
Speaker 1: they gonna already happen?

722
00:34:03,720 --> 00:34:05,840
Speaker 2: No, it ain't gonna be live. It's the same damn

723
00:34:05,840 --> 00:34:08,520
Speaker 2: thing as Wimbledon. It's six hours ahead. It's the same

724
00:34:08,600 --> 00:34:10,960
Speaker 2: damn thing. Is it's European golf that's been happening for

725
00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:13,920
Speaker 2: the first month. Six hours ahead? Is it in Paris?

726
00:34:14,400 --> 00:34:16,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, six hours ahead.

727
00:34:16,440 --> 00:34:17,440
Speaker 2: It's not that hard.

728
00:34:17,840 --> 00:34:21,040
Speaker 1: No, no, no oh. But if we're watching it, it could

729
00:34:21,040 --> 00:34:21,680
Speaker 1: be live.

730
00:34:21,520 --> 00:34:24,560
Speaker 2: Right, never'll be live? Never. I bet they don't show

731
00:34:24,600 --> 00:34:25,000
Speaker 2: it live.

732
00:34:25,239 --> 00:34:26,960
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna have to stay off the internet all

733
00:34:27,040 --> 00:34:27,560
Speaker 1: day yet.

734
00:34:27,600 --> 00:34:31,000
Speaker 2: Twitter x will have it live scores. ESPN will probably

735
00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:33,680
Speaker 2: do live scores, but then anything on TV is recorded.

736
00:34:33,880 --> 00:34:35,600
Speaker 2: They're not gonna show it because they want the best

737
00:34:35,680 --> 00:34:36,399
Speaker 2: ratings at night.

738
00:34:37,040 --> 00:34:40,640
Speaker 1: So at seven am on a Saturday, I can't watch

739
00:34:40,719 --> 00:34:41,520
Speaker 1: live Olympics.

740
00:34:41,719 --> 00:34:43,880
Speaker 2: I'm gonna do a metal count in the glassroom on

741
00:34:43,920 --> 00:34:45,760
Speaker 2: the big show, and I'll just cover the metal count

742
00:34:45,760 --> 00:34:47,759
Speaker 2: every morning so you don't see it because then that

743
00:34:47,880 --> 00:34:50,560
Speaker 2: night you'll get caught up. Thank you, because we gotta

744
00:34:50,560 --> 00:34:52,239
Speaker 2: get to thirty nine. That's the only way to bet it.

745
00:34:52,320 --> 00:34:54,960
Speaker 2: You can't bet Usa. It's minus three thousand, but you

746
00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:55,880
Speaker 2: can make no money.

747
00:34:56,160 --> 00:34:58,719
Speaker 1: But I did see the setup for beach volleyball, right,

748
00:34:58,719 --> 00:34:59,280
Speaker 1: I'm telling.

749
00:34:59,120 --> 00:35:02,040
Speaker 2: You, susud Dan out for those little suckers playing basketball.

750
00:35:02,080 --> 00:35:04,080
Speaker 1: Hey have you seen the setup for beach volleyball?

751
00:35:04,600 --> 00:35:05,040
Speaker 2: Dongs?

752
00:35:05,280 --> 00:35:09,200
Speaker 1: No Eiffel tower in the background. I mean it is beautiful,

753
00:35:09,280 --> 00:35:11,640
Speaker 1: like they're the base of the Eiffel freaking tower.

754
00:35:11,920 --> 00:35:14,120
Speaker 2: Can you imagine that you playing your vacation and trying

755
00:35:14,160 --> 00:35:16,480
Speaker 2: to propose. Oh dude, just beach volleyballers.

756
00:35:16,680 --> 00:35:19,799
Speaker 1: Ah, you don't even think about it. You're just like, Oh,

757
00:35:19,880 --> 00:35:22,840
Speaker 1: let's book tickets the parent man, that's really expensive this

758
00:35:22,920 --> 00:35:23,399
Speaker 1: time of year.

759
00:35:23,520 --> 00:35:25,359
Speaker 2: What's all this sand doing in my shoes? Man?

760
00:35:25,360 --> 00:35:28,400
Speaker 1: Why? What's all these security gates in? Like barbed wire?

761
00:35:28,480 --> 00:35:31,160
Speaker 1: Like what I thought? Paris was supposed to beautiful? Oh

762
00:35:31,280 --> 00:35:33,400
Speaker 1: the Olympics? Oh that was so stupid. Why do we

763
00:35:33,440 --> 00:35:34,239
Speaker 1: come here during that?

764
00:35:34,320 --> 00:35:36,520
Speaker 2: Oh? Those rings are beautiful? Oh damn it. Did you

765
00:35:36,560 --> 00:35:38,000
Speaker 2: see the wedding ring? No, I was talking about the

766
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:40,160
Speaker 2: Olympic rings. Oh well I was about to propose. Oh

767
00:35:40,280 --> 00:35:41,440
Speaker 2: you just ruined the engagement.

768
00:35:43,320 --> 00:35:44,960
Speaker 1: Wait you saw the ring in my bag? No, look

769
00:35:44,960 --> 00:35:47,800
Speaker 1: at the rings out there the wait a ring in

770
00:35:47,880 --> 00:35:50,400
Speaker 1: your bag? Oh my god, Oh no, the rings on

771
00:35:50,440 --> 00:35:53,080
Speaker 1: the Oh Charlie, oh Charlie.

772
00:35:52,560 --> 00:35:54,840
Speaker 2: You want that it picture of the Eiffel Tower. You

773
00:35:54,840 --> 00:35:56,640
Speaker 2: got nothing but rings in the background.

774
00:35:56,400 --> 00:35:59,600
Speaker 1: Got nothing but sand, volleyball chicks and bikinis.

775
00:36:00,040 --> 00:36:01,960
Speaker 2: Lauren Petrowski check from Austin. You remember her.

776
00:36:02,080 --> 00:36:03,319
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, it's not.

777
00:36:03,400 --> 00:36:05,200
Speaker 2: She was proposing, but she went to go take some

778
00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:09,200
Speaker 2: it pictures of the Eiffel Tower. And I'm guessing it

779
00:36:09,200 --> 00:36:12,320
Speaker 2: is because of the Olympics. Some huge ass cranes they're doing. See,

780
00:36:12,480 --> 00:36:14,320
Speaker 2: so it was blocking the Eiffel Tower, That's.

781
00:36:14,160 --> 00:36:16,440
Speaker 1: What I'm saying. Like that would suck if you went

782
00:36:16,480 --> 00:36:18,360
Speaker 1: to the Paris in the last few months.

783
00:36:18,400 --> 00:36:18,640
Speaker 2: Maybe.

784
00:36:18,640 --> 00:36:19,880
Speaker 1: I don't know how long it takes to set up

785
00:36:19,880 --> 00:36:21,600
Speaker 1: for an Olympics. I figure a long time.

786
00:36:21,640 --> 00:36:23,319
Speaker 2: I don't know. It takes us four years to build

787
00:36:23,320 --> 00:36:25,399
Speaker 2: a stadium. It took my father in all six months

788
00:36:25,440 --> 00:36:28,359
Speaker 2: to build a house. Hang up and listen a whole one.

789
00:36:30,760 --> 00:36:33,279
Speaker 1: I in comparison to a stadium, How big is your house?

790
00:36:33,360 --> 00:36:35,480
Speaker 2: No comparison. So it wasn't a good analogy.

791
00:36:35,680 --> 00:36:37,600
Speaker 1: No, I like it. It's kind of cool, but yeah,

792
00:36:37,719 --> 00:36:40,000
Speaker 1: on a scale one to ten. I love the Olympics,

793
00:36:40,880 --> 00:36:42,719
Speaker 1: it's just hard when they're over there and I gotta

794
00:36:42,760 --> 00:36:45,920
Speaker 1: avoid spoilers all day. And the swimming, I do feel like,

795
00:36:46,040 --> 00:36:48,320
Speaker 1: is a little bit cheating when they have five thousand

796
00:36:48,320 --> 00:36:51,160
Speaker 1: different events and then the relays, and I mean, who

797
00:36:51,200 --> 00:36:53,840
Speaker 1: are good swimmers? I mean when Locked He's done, Phelps

798
00:36:53,880 --> 00:36:57,400
Speaker 1: has done, Missy Franklin's done, We who do?

799
00:36:57,480 --> 00:37:00,400
Speaker 2: We have no idea there is some up come or

800
00:37:00,400 --> 00:37:03,239
Speaker 2: who even saw some clip of it?

801
00:37:03,320 --> 00:37:06,120
Speaker 1: But Gabby d no, not Gabby Douglas, Gabby Barrett.

802
00:37:06,400 --> 00:37:07,200
Speaker 2: I hope.

803
00:37:08,640 --> 00:37:09,879
Speaker 1: Simone Biles is back.

804
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:11,880
Speaker 2: Dude. I was motivated though in college?

805
00:37:12,400 --> 00:37:12,520
Speaker 1: Was it?

806
00:37:12,640 --> 00:37:15,520
Speaker 2: Phelps was then Locked he was out of college. But Phelps, dude,

807
00:37:15,520 --> 00:37:18,160
Speaker 2: he motivated me to swim my apartment complex pool. I

808
00:37:18,160 --> 00:37:21,359
Speaker 2: started swimming every night and then, but it was when

809
00:37:21,360 --> 00:37:23,200
Speaker 2: I get done from Grande. I'd get done at nine

810
00:37:23,280 --> 00:37:25,719
Speaker 2: pm at night, so I'd go swim until ten. Did

811
00:37:25,719 --> 00:37:27,880
Speaker 2: that like two nights. Security I comes out to me,

812
00:37:27,920 --> 00:37:30,960
Speaker 2: He's like, dude, this pool closes every night, like stop

813
00:37:31,040 --> 00:37:33,480
Speaker 2: jumping the gate, stop swimming. I don't know. It was

814
00:37:33,600 --> 00:37:35,719
Speaker 2: just me by myself. I mean there's no lights on, dude,

815
00:37:35,800 --> 00:37:38,120
Speaker 2: it's me swimming in the pool. He goes, I mean

816
00:37:38,200 --> 00:37:40,720
Speaker 2: the pool's closed, like we closed it at night. Pools

817
00:37:40,760 --> 00:37:44,720
Speaker 2: totally closing. I had my Olympic dreams, dude. He totally

818
00:37:45,680 --> 00:37:47,520
Speaker 2: bashed him. After two days, I was like, all right, shit,

819
00:37:47,760 --> 00:37:50,399
Speaker 2: I got nowhere to swim, all right? Man? Uh Ryan

820
00:37:50,440 --> 00:37:52,680
Speaker 2: locked you checking out? Peace out? That was it.

821
00:37:52,960 --> 00:37:55,400
Speaker 1: That was the end of myw was in your Olympic dreams.

822
00:37:55,680 --> 00:37:57,239
Speaker 1: I used to think, man, I could I could run

823
00:37:57,239 --> 00:37:59,839
Speaker 1: in the Olympics, like I because I could win the mile,

824
00:38:00,239 --> 00:38:01,480
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. Like in middle school, I

825
00:38:01,480 --> 00:38:04,080
Speaker 1: was like, man, I could make the Olympics. I mean

826
00:38:04,440 --> 00:38:06,480
Speaker 1: the mile race was like against three other schools.

827
00:38:06,520 --> 00:38:09,279
Speaker 2: But you can you win Boston Marathon, not win it.

828
00:38:09,480 --> 00:38:11,880
Speaker 2: If you finish in a certain time, you can qualify

829
00:38:11,880 --> 00:38:12,680
Speaker 2: for the Olympics.

830
00:38:12,719 --> 00:38:14,959
Speaker 1: No, I understand. But like I thought in middle school,

831
00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:17,360
Speaker 1: because I could win the mile race against three other schools,

832
00:38:17,719 --> 00:38:20,600
Speaker 1: I was head of the Olympics. I didn't realize how

833
00:38:20,680 --> 00:38:24,600
Speaker 1: many people there were competing for the Olympics. Like, it's unbelievable, dude.

834
00:38:24,640 --> 00:38:27,160
Speaker 2: I hated the what was I mile and a half mile?

835
00:38:27,200 --> 00:38:29,560
Speaker 2: I hated the mile so much, dude. I would sometimes

836
00:38:29,600 --> 00:38:31,919
Speaker 2: just hide out and the coach picked, what the fuck man?

837
00:38:32,120 --> 00:38:33,279
Speaker 1: The mile just went off.

838
00:38:34,400 --> 00:38:36,680
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, is that what the gun meant with

839
00:38:36,760 --> 00:38:39,680
Speaker 2: the he's I thought I heard him say mile two mile.

840
00:38:40,200 --> 00:38:43,240
Speaker 2: That was the one mile, dude, definitely out of ten meets.

841
00:38:43,280 --> 00:38:45,520
Speaker 2: I hid in the bathroom twice. And then after run

842
00:38:45,560 --> 00:38:49,440
Speaker 2: the mile. You didn't hear the guy with the bullhorn

843
00:38:49,520 --> 00:38:52,279
Speaker 2: said the mile? Are you kidding? Dude? I couldn't hear

844
00:38:52,320 --> 00:38:55,560
Speaker 2: from over here. They went out of the place miles

845
00:38:55,600 --> 00:38:58,680
Speaker 2: the first race. I'm sorry, coach, It's all right, man,

846
00:38:59,120 --> 00:39:00,000
Speaker 2: come on, come over here.

847
00:39:00,400 --> 00:39:02,360
Speaker 1: I'll never forget coach.

848
00:39:02,480 --> 00:39:05,680
Speaker 2: I didn't even run the fucker. I was chilling on

849
00:39:05,800 --> 00:39:09,400
Speaker 2: the bus hide. None of the scene where my acting started.

850
00:39:09,440 --> 00:39:12,560
Speaker 2: I guess, no shit, they started the mile.

851
00:39:13,520 --> 00:39:15,600
Speaker 1: Dang, I thought it said five fifteen.

852
00:39:16,400 --> 00:39:20,200
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, coach, coach a coach I had going to

853
00:39:20,239 --> 00:39:22,720
Speaker 2: fit out there representing my school bro.

854
00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:26,040
Speaker 1: And they're on those day. Ray Slater to the start line,

855
00:39:26,120 --> 00:39:27,840
Speaker 1: Ray Slater to the start line.

856
00:39:28,280 --> 00:39:31,360
Speaker 2: I mean just the look of my coach's face just appalled, like,

857
00:39:31,560 --> 00:39:33,239
Speaker 2: how fuck stupid are you? Kid?

858
00:39:33,360 --> 00:39:36,000
Speaker 1: That's like one time and in high school soccer I

859
00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:37,640
Speaker 1: was on JV. I think it was my freshman year,

860
00:39:38,080 --> 00:39:40,799
Speaker 1: and for some reason, you get this whole routine where

861
00:39:40,800 --> 00:39:42,920
Speaker 1: you don't warm up in your jersey, like it becomes

862
00:39:42,960 --> 00:39:45,000
Speaker 1: a thing where you wear a T shirt before the game.

863
00:39:45,480 --> 00:39:47,759
Speaker 1: And I didn't start the game. So I'm sitting on

864
00:39:47,760 --> 00:39:50,080
Speaker 1: the sideline and he's like, hey, go check in for

865
00:39:50,200 --> 00:39:53,239
Speaker 1: a pigate and I was like, all right. He goes,

866
00:39:53,360 --> 00:39:55,239
Speaker 1: you're a little pig, and I started to jog to

867
00:39:55,280 --> 00:39:58,520
Speaker 1: the center line to check in. I'm like, oh, damn boxers. No,

868
00:39:58,640 --> 00:40:00,359
Speaker 1: I just had my T shirt on. He goes, sit

869
00:40:00,440 --> 00:40:00,919
Speaker 1: back down.

870
00:40:01,160 --> 00:40:04,960
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, dick it around. Didn't even know you

871
00:40:04,960 --> 00:40:05,960
Speaker 2: didn't have the uniform on.

872
00:40:06,280 --> 00:40:08,480
Speaker 1: No, because for some dumb reason, we become cool and

873
00:40:08,640 --> 00:40:11,360
Speaker 1: soccer and we don't warm up in our jersey. You

874
00:40:11,440 --> 00:40:13,680
Speaker 1: warm up in a T shirt and then you change

875
00:40:13,960 --> 00:40:15,640
Speaker 1: and you know you he did the starting line. We

876
00:40:15,680 --> 00:40:18,239
Speaker 1: don't one, two, three, Anderson and I go sit down.

877
00:40:18,280 --> 00:40:20,560
Speaker 1: I'm thinking, I didn't even think about it, dude.

878
00:40:20,560 --> 00:40:22,600
Speaker 2: That happens in basketball all the time. That's why I

879
00:40:22,600 --> 00:40:24,959
Speaker 2: switched over to wrestling junior year in high school. Dude,

880
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:26,920
Speaker 2: sophomore year, I rode the bench so hard when he

881
00:40:26,960 --> 00:40:28,560
Speaker 2: would throw me in the game I'd had my warm

882
00:40:28,600 --> 00:40:31,120
Speaker 2: out warm up pants on. I go check in with

883
00:40:31,160 --> 00:40:33,439
Speaker 2: my warm up pants on. Yeah, and they'd be like, hey,

884
00:40:33,560 --> 00:40:35,960
Speaker 2: take off your pants. WHOA sorry. I was over there

885
00:40:35,960 --> 00:40:38,200
Speaker 2: on that bench for like twenty minutes. My legs were numb. Yeah.

886
00:40:38,200 --> 00:40:41,080
Speaker 1: It's like one time in high school, the mile race

887
00:40:41,160 --> 00:40:43,200
Speaker 1: was about to come up and this guy that ran

888
00:40:43,239 --> 00:40:45,239
Speaker 1: the mile with me and then it was Michael Saberian

889
00:40:46,560 --> 00:40:48,880
Speaker 1: and he was talking to some other guys on the team,

890
00:40:48,920 --> 00:40:51,399
Speaker 1: like some football players, and he was talking about push

891
00:40:51,520 --> 00:40:53,600
Speaker 1: ups and he's like, I can do a hundred push ups.

892
00:40:54,120 --> 00:40:56,000
Speaker 1: I no, you can't. He's like, I can do a

893
00:40:56,040 --> 00:40:59,960
Speaker 1: hundred push ups. I mean we are talking twenty minutes

894
00:41:00,120 --> 00:41:03,799
Speaker 1: to the mile race, stupid, and he's like, I can

895
00:41:03,840 --> 00:41:04,799
Speaker 1: do one hundred push ups.

896
00:41:04,840 --> 00:41:05,400
Speaker 2: Let go do it.

897
00:41:06,680 --> 00:41:13,239
Speaker 1: He drops down thirty forty fifty. He already won the

898
00:41:13,280 --> 00:41:22,200
Speaker 1: mind sixty seventy eighty, eighty one, eighty two.

899
00:41:23,080 --> 00:41:24,319
Speaker 2: We're gonna do this all the way to one hundred.

900
00:41:24,360 --> 00:41:26,080
Speaker 1: Now. He got to ninety three and he dropped and

901
00:41:26,160 --> 00:41:27,560
Speaker 1: they're like, told you gonna do it, and then they're like,

902
00:41:27,560 --> 00:41:29,680
Speaker 1: all right, ten to report this over the mile.

903
00:41:30,560 --> 00:41:32,080
Speaker 2: Top is just gassed.

904
00:41:33,320 --> 00:41:36,919
Speaker 1: He had to go run the mile, like literally, there's

905
00:41:36,960 --> 00:41:40,799
Speaker 1: no way. Within minutes of him dropping at ninety three,

906
00:41:41,080 --> 00:41:43,279
Speaker 1: and I mean them like they weren't like, oh, that

907
00:41:43,400 --> 00:41:45,800
Speaker 1: was impressive. They just sat there and let him go,

908
00:41:45,920 --> 00:41:47,759
Speaker 1: told you can do one hundred. I mean he came

909
00:41:47,840 --> 00:41:52,600
Speaker 1: up literally seven short and within minutes had to go

910
00:41:52,640 --> 00:41:54,920
Speaker 1: out and run the mile. I mean one of the

911
00:41:54,960 --> 00:41:57,880
Speaker 1: funniest things that I remember from high school track, Like

912
00:41:57,960 --> 00:42:00,640
Speaker 1: why do I remember that? It's so stupid, but your

913
00:42:00,640 --> 00:42:03,160
Speaker 1: memories are your memories, and it is so weird that

914
00:42:03,239 --> 00:42:04,759
Speaker 1: I remember it to this day.

915
00:42:04,920 --> 00:42:07,600
Speaker 2: And besides that, dicking around with push ups and also

916
00:42:07,640 --> 00:42:08,960
Speaker 2: hiding in the back of the bus. You don't have

917
00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:11,200
Speaker 2: to run the mile. The best thing about track, kids,

918
00:42:11,239 --> 00:42:13,080
Speaker 2: why you should always run it in middle of high school,

919
00:42:13,120 --> 00:42:15,879
Speaker 2: is you put up tents on the infield and that's

920
00:42:15,920 --> 00:42:18,640
Speaker 2: when you start to do the old kiss kiss with girls.

921
00:42:19,280 --> 00:42:20,279
Speaker 2: Did you guys not do that?

922
00:42:20,680 --> 00:42:22,440
Speaker 1: No, we sat in the bleachers, man, bro.

923
00:42:22,560 --> 00:42:26,279
Speaker 2: We got to put up full on Coleman tents in

924
00:42:26,320 --> 00:42:27,280
Speaker 2: the middle of the infield.

925
00:42:27,440 --> 00:42:29,440
Speaker 1: I know, maybe they got those after I was in

926
00:42:29,520 --> 00:42:31,520
Speaker 1: high school because we just sat on the hot bleachers.

927
00:42:31,560 --> 00:42:34,760
Speaker 2: So dude, it was in Michigan you're just basically banging

928
00:42:34,840 --> 00:42:36,439
Speaker 2: a chick. Oh, I got a race.

929
00:42:36,719 --> 00:42:43,319
Speaker 1: Sorry, I was playing seven minutes in heaven. Oh, hold on, coach, No.

930
00:42:43,520 --> 00:42:43,840
Speaker 2: I was.

931
00:42:44,480 --> 00:42:46,480
Speaker 1: You were definitely underneath the bleachers because it was so

932
00:42:46,560 --> 00:42:48,440
Speaker 1: freaking hot in Texas. And I mean I know that

933
00:42:48,560 --> 00:42:50,960
Speaker 1: some of the stadiums we had concrete under the bleachers,

934
00:42:50,960 --> 00:42:53,040
Speaker 1: and I'd just go lay down to sleep. I would

935
00:42:53,160 --> 00:42:55,480
Speaker 1: put a sweatshirt under my head and lay straight on

936
00:42:55,480 --> 00:42:56,560
Speaker 1: the concrete and fall asleep.

937
00:42:57,800 --> 00:43:00,239
Speaker 2: I mean, look into that. Ask your code if you

938
00:43:00,280 --> 00:43:02,839
Speaker 2: guys go to Kabela's and gets tense before the track,

939
00:43:02,840 --> 00:43:05,759
Speaker 2: because if you do, it is awesome. You never miss

940
00:43:05,840 --> 00:43:08,440
Speaker 2: a meat dude trying to run a raige. You got

941
00:43:08,520 --> 00:43:09,480
Speaker 2: hickeys all over your neck.

942
00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:19,880
Speaker 1: We'll take a break. We'll right back alight. Should we

943
00:43:19,920 --> 00:43:20,959
Speaker 1: read some emails?

944
00:43:21,360 --> 00:43:22,719
Speaker 2: Oh? Why not?

945
00:43:23,760 --> 00:43:25,319
Speaker 1: I mean, do you want to sing happy birthday? Since

946
00:43:25,320 --> 00:43:29,360
Speaker 1: to the Marrow is my birthday? And Justin's and Oscars

947
00:43:30,120 --> 00:43:30,880
Speaker 1: and Amy's.

948
00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:36,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, you guys call in sing happy birthday? All right?

949
00:43:36,800 --> 00:43:37,479
Speaker 1: Lines are open?

950
00:43:37,560 --> 00:43:39,719
Speaker 2: Go, No, all right?

951
00:43:39,719 --> 00:43:43,359
Speaker 1: Cool? Let me see does it work?

952
00:43:45,040 --> 00:43:47,879
Speaker 2: Turn on freaking script the whole recording trying to turn

953
00:43:47,920 --> 00:43:50,719
Speaker 2: it on. No, I don't even know how to do it.

954
00:43:50,840 --> 00:43:54,719
Speaker 1: Okay, great, let's go to the emails then, Mark, Can

955
00:43:54,760 --> 00:43:56,400
Speaker 1: I not even get a dial tone?

956
00:43:57,160 --> 00:44:00,000
Speaker 2: That's brutal? Yeah, I don't know, dude.

957
00:44:00,040 --> 00:44:06,520
Speaker 1: Sorry, Okay, for God's sake, Saison, it's pronounced dozer, not

958
00:44:06,680 --> 00:44:11,520
Speaker 1: dozier or dozer. I'm a lube guy and do all

959
00:44:11,520 --> 00:44:14,400
Speaker 1: the maintenance on all kinds of tractors. It's been driving

960
00:44:14,440 --> 00:44:19,200
Speaker 1: me crazy. Love y'all, sore losers, Nation for Life. Dylan, Yep,

961
00:44:19,360 --> 00:44:22,280
Speaker 1: goff Man, what did you say a dozier?

962
00:44:22,520 --> 00:44:24,960
Speaker 2: I said dozer. I guess it's not right. I don't know.

963
00:44:25,880 --> 00:44:28,960
Speaker 2: I don't know dozers. I just built a house six

964
00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:31,040
Speaker 2: months ago. I'm learning these terms from my father in

965
00:44:31,160 --> 00:44:34,600
Speaker 2: law and some other people are of Spanish speaking descent. Like,

966
00:44:34,640 --> 00:44:36,520
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I don't know the exact pronunciation.

967
00:44:37,440 --> 00:44:40,600
Speaker 1: Okay, Coachers, is there an address to send a gift

968
00:44:40,920 --> 00:44:43,120
Speaker 1: that will get to you? Guys? Can't find a studio

969
00:44:43,239 --> 00:44:51,399
Speaker 1: address online? Sincerely, Cat Dick's cousin Stadium Baker. Yeah, there is, Yeah,

970
00:44:51,520 --> 00:44:56,440
Speaker 1: Broadway Way. Hey, coachers, hear me out. Let's do Coaches

971
00:44:56,520 --> 00:45:00,560
Speaker 1: Convention cruise for the next convention. You buy package for

972
00:45:00,640 --> 00:45:03,640
Speaker 1: unlimited drinks and food. There are sports bars and the

973
00:45:03,680 --> 00:45:06,120
Speaker 1: casino is open until like four am. Once you're in

974
00:45:06,120 --> 00:45:11,440
Speaker 1: international waters. MSc cruises are very affordable, especially during the winter.

975
00:45:11,920 --> 00:45:14,440
Speaker 1: Single cabins with the food and drink package are around

976
00:45:14,440 --> 00:45:17,120
Speaker 1: eight hundred dollars for three to four night Caribbean cruise.

977
00:45:17,760 --> 00:45:20,319
Speaker 1: Who the has four night and well that's I guess

978
00:45:20,360 --> 00:45:22,120
Speaker 1: what we do. That would be a blast to have

979
00:45:22,200 --> 00:45:24,640
Speaker 1: a bunch of coaches on a cruise together in the Caribbeans.

980
00:45:24,840 --> 00:45:27,440
Speaker 1: Think about it. I'm an MSc member and can look

981
00:45:27,480 --> 00:45:30,359
Speaker 1: up cruise dates for MLK weekend and get prices. If

982
00:45:30,440 --> 00:45:34,040
Speaker 1: y'all are interested, y'all bring the coaches. I'll bring the zappies.

983
00:45:34,400 --> 00:45:39,080
Speaker 1: Signed longtime listener Nick zip Zap Zappie.

984
00:45:39,360 --> 00:45:44,279
Speaker 2: Ah, nothing like an old ZAPPI. I'm gonna go ahead

985
00:45:44,280 --> 00:45:46,480
Speaker 2: and knock that one down. We have specific vacations. We

986
00:45:46,480 --> 00:45:48,320
Speaker 2: can never fit that into MLK weekend.

987
00:45:48,840 --> 00:45:51,520
Speaker 1: It would be tough. And I worry about like I

988
00:45:51,560 --> 00:45:55,080
Speaker 1: am terrified of cruises because I'm scared to go out

989
00:45:55,120 --> 00:45:58,040
Speaker 1: where you can't see land, like I'm scared of like

990
00:45:58,080 --> 00:46:01,440
Speaker 1: if something happens on the ship. Also about going overboard.

991
00:46:01,640 --> 00:46:04,239
Speaker 2: Sorry and my two takes. Sorry, did you finish, No

992
00:46:04,239 --> 00:46:04,520
Speaker 2: go ahead.

993
00:46:04,600 --> 00:46:07,080
Speaker 1: I'm just scared of overboard the casino.

994
00:46:07,520 --> 00:46:09,719
Speaker 2: You can't get on the casino start gambling until it's

995
00:46:09,760 --> 00:46:13,000
Speaker 2: an hour and a half off ashore every time, and

996
00:46:13,040 --> 00:46:16,360
Speaker 2: you port three times. That's okay, I know it's fine,

997
00:46:16,400 --> 00:46:19,480
Speaker 2: but then there's times where the casino doesn't open until

998
00:46:20,920 --> 00:46:23,600
Speaker 2: three pm. I'm just telling you, if you're going there

999
00:46:23,600 --> 00:46:27,120
Speaker 2: to gamble, it is pretty specific on the times and

1000
00:46:27,160 --> 00:46:30,360
Speaker 2: when you can gamble. The other thing is careful on

1001
00:46:30,400 --> 00:46:33,920
Speaker 2: the excursions. Me and Bazer got hard sold and taken

1002
00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:35,879
Speaker 2: for our cash on one of them.

1003
00:46:36,320 --> 00:46:36,919
Speaker 1: Tell us more.

1004
00:46:37,640 --> 00:46:39,879
Speaker 2: We went to this baser what they do. They came

1005
00:46:39,880 --> 00:46:42,560
Speaker 2: into us the night before and they go, hey, all inclusive.

1006
00:46:42,600 --> 00:46:45,560
Speaker 2: It's an isolated beach. It's your own personalized beach. It's

1007
00:46:45,600 --> 00:46:50,200
Speaker 2: an exclusive. What is like a beach private? It is

1008
00:46:50,239 --> 00:46:53,360
Speaker 2: a private beach. Bro We went there. We rode a

1009
00:46:53,360 --> 00:46:56,800
Speaker 2: shuttle with like twenty locals, sweating all over my ass,

1010
00:46:57,000 --> 00:47:00,520
Speaker 2: and we get there. Dude, there's families running by. Little

1011
00:47:00,600 --> 00:47:02,480
Speaker 2: kid that looks like he's lived in Turks and Kico's

1012
00:47:02,520 --> 00:47:04,680
Speaker 2: his whole life. I thought this beach was private. I

1013
00:47:04,719 --> 00:47:06,040
Speaker 2: mean that kid looks like he's.

1014
00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:07,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's private to the people on that tour.

1015
00:47:07,719 --> 00:47:10,879
Speaker 2: No, no, bro, there's people running by. I mean there's

1016
00:47:10,920 --> 00:47:15,360
Speaker 2: like a musclehead. I go, this dude like he's literally

1017
00:47:15,400 --> 00:47:18,120
Speaker 2: a local walking on my private beach. I don't get it.

1018
00:47:18,280 --> 00:47:20,239
Speaker 2: How can you use the word private when there's no

1019
00:47:20,320 --> 00:47:23,560
Speaker 2: I mean, he's got the local tribal signs all over

1020
00:47:23,600 --> 00:47:26,280
Speaker 2: his back and arm. That's not an American dude, Guys,

1021
00:47:26,360 --> 00:47:28,200
Speaker 2: I thought the beach was private. Why is he on

1022
00:47:28,239 --> 00:47:30,000
Speaker 2: my beach? Who the heck is this guy?

1023
00:47:34,320 --> 00:47:37,120
Speaker 1: What up? Cultures? It's time for my annual email and

1024
00:47:37,200 --> 00:47:41,600
Speaker 1: response to Ray's absurd jawing about how his team is

1025
00:47:41,640 --> 00:47:44,880
Speaker 1: gonna suck. I've got news for Sison. If you're a

1026
00:47:44,920 --> 00:47:46,919
Speaker 1: fan of a team, you go to bat for them,

1027
00:47:46,960 --> 00:47:49,960
Speaker 1: and you roll with the changes. When the team addresses

1028
00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:53,040
Speaker 1: their biggest weaknesses, you give them the benefit of the doubt,

1029
00:47:53,239 --> 00:47:56,080
Speaker 1: and you hope for the best. A year ago, you

1030
00:47:56,160 --> 00:47:59,240
Speaker 1: were so high on the Jags because they had Calvin

1031
00:47:59,360 --> 00:48:03,040
Speaker 1: Calvin real and now guess what, we have a receiving

1032
00:48:03,080 --> 00:48:06,400
Speaker 1: corps around him that's even better, a sturdy zero line

1033
00:48:06,600 --> 00:48:10,040
Speaker 1: at least on paper, and bright young offensive coach from

1034
00:48:10,080 --> 00:48:13,239
Speaker 1: Cincy who knows how to get with the receivers. Get

1035
00:48:13,239 --> 00:48:17,760
Speaker 1: the receivers open. Since Derek got hurt back in twenty

1036
00:48:17,800 --> 00:48:20,120
Speaker 1: twenty one, I haven't heard you say one positive thing

1037
00:48:20,160 --> 00:48:23,080
Speaker 1: about your team, So I'm ready to throw the gotlin

1038
00:48:23,160 --> 00:48:26,480
Speaker 1: down here on behalf of all Titans fans, grow a

1039
00:48:26,600 --> 00:48:30,279
Speaker 1: pair and stand by our boys in blue. Renounce your

1040
00:48:30,320 --> 00:48:33,400
Speaker 1: Titans fandom live on the next podcast. I'll be listening

1041
00:48:33,640 --> 00:48:36,440
Speaker 1: for your answer either way. Thanks so much for the

1042
00:48:36,440 --> 00:48:39,920
Speaker 1: great shows year after year, Forever grateful for Lunch's sports

1043
00:48:39,960 --> 00:48:42,719
Speaker 1: genius and all the last from both of you, sore

1044
00:48:42,840 --> 00:48:46,000
Speaker 1: losers Nation for life. That's Jack Humphrey.

1045
00:48:47,960 --> 00:48:50,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, he went pretty hard. Who calls him Derek. I'm

1046
00:48:50,560 --> 00:48:53,560
Speaker 2: pretty sure his name is King Henry. Thank you. And

1047
00:48:53,719 --> 00:48:57,319
Speaker 2: second of all, my take is Titans finish three and

1048
00:48:57,440 --> 00:48:59,880
Speaker 2: thirteen or fourteen? What is this? Eighteen?

1049
00:49:00,560 --> 00:49:02,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, seventeen games, but they're almost They're in talks to

1050
00:49:02,880 --> 00:49:04,080
Speaker 1: have an eighteen game schedule.

1051
00:49:04,200 --> 00:49:06,440
Speaker 2: So I think they win one home game because it

1052
00:49:06,560 --> 00:49:08,279
Speaker 2: was at bet you can bet for them to lose

1053
00:49:08,320 --> 00:49:10,680
Speaker 2: every home game. The one they win is against the

1054
00:49:10,800 --> 00:49:13,960
Speaker 2: Commanders late in the season. They start off, I mean

1055
00:49:14,080 --> 00:49:18,000
Speaker 2: Bears Green Bay. It's a tough out of division schedule.

1056
00:49:19,040 --> 00:49:21,960
Speaker 2: I get me in a Homer. I don't know. I

1057
00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:24,719
Speaker 2: kind of feel like leave us, ain't it. I like

1058
00:49:24,800 --> 00:49:26,040
Speaker 2: the receiving corps. That's cute.

1059
00:49:26,080 --> 00:49:27,480
Speaker 1: Oh you got the Jets here?

1060
00:49:27,920 --> 00:49:30,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then throw the Bears in the mix.

1061
00:49:30,160 --> 00:49:32,000
Speaker 1: Oh you're at Bears. You got the Here are your

1062
00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:33,880
Speaker 1: home games. Let's go over your home games.

1063
00:49:33,960 --> 00:49:35,920
Speaker 2: I've already done the math. No, Commanders are the only

1064
00:49:35,960 --> 00:49:36,760
Speaker 2: ones that are beatable.

1065
00:49:37,040 --> 00:49:44,840
Speaker 1: Jets at home, Packers at home, Colts at home. Oh, no,

1066
00:49:44,960 --> 00:49:49,600
Speaker 1: you got one. Patriots. Patriots are awful, Drake May, They're terrible.

1067
00:49:49,680 --> 00:49:53,239
Speaker 1: You can win that game, no doubt. Vikings at home.

1068
00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:57,720
Speaker 1: Commanders is on the road, right, yeah.

1069
00:49:57,719 --> 00:49:58,880
Speaker 2: Oh maybe it was road games?

1070
00:49:59,239 --> 00:50:02,440
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, okay, yeah, y'all think you're thinking road games. Okay,

1071
00:50:02,520 --> 00:50:06,600
Speaker 1: road games. Let's go Titans at Bears. No wow, to

1072
00:50:06,640 --> 00:50:11,239
Speaker 1: open the season, No, dude, the Bear.

1073
00:50:11,040 --> 00:50:15,040
Speaker 2: Of Williams, the one guy that catches all the balls,

1074
00:50:15,480 --> 00:50:18,399
Speaker 2: Keenan Allen, Keenan Allen, and then the new guy from

1075
00:50:18,520 --> 00:50:20,160
Speaker 2: Washington Kobeca.

1076
00:50:20,680 --> 00:50:22,799
Speaker 1: And here's the thing. There's a difference between being a

1077
00:50:22,840 --> 00:50:26,080
Speaker 1: fan and being unrealistic. You can be a fan and say, hey,

1078
00:50:26,080 --> 00:50:28,680
Speaker 1: we're gonna suck, Like if you're a Patriots fan, you

1079
00:50:28,760 --> 00:50:31,200
Speaker 1: are sitting at home right now saying we are going

1080
00:50:31,239 --> 00:50:34,440
Speaker 1: to suck. You can still love the Patriots, but you

1081
00:50:34,520 --> 00:50:36,759
Speaker 1: have to be realistic. You don't want to be the

1082
00:50:36,800 --> 00:50:39,600
Speaker 1: fan that says, oh my god, everything's rosy and wonderful.

1083
00:50:39,960 --> 00:50:43,319
Speaker 1: That's not the truth in reality. As a fan, you

1084
00:50:43,440 --> 00:50:46,560
Speaker 1: have to separate it. Like I've always had no expectations

1085
00:50:46,560 --> 00:50:48,920
Speaker 1: for the Bears, I've always been sad about football because

1086
00:50:49,120 --> 00:50:51,880
Speaker 1: they're not supposed to be very good this year, I

1087
00:50:51,920 --> 00:50:54,480
Speaker 1: am actually intrigued. So as Titans fan, I don't think

1088
00:50:54,560 --> 00:50:57,680
Speaker 1: Ray has to renounce his fandom ship. He don't need

1089
00:50:57,719 --> 00:51:00,879
Speaker 1: to jump off the Titans, you know, cheering squad. It's

1090
00:51:00,960 --> 00:51:03,720
Speaker 1: just he's realistic they're going to suck.

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00:51:04,040 --> 00:51:07,520
Speaker 2: Listen, jackass Humphries. I think Vegas even has their own

1092
00:51:07,520 --> 00:51:10,880
Speaker 2: for under around six. So I'm also just going along

1093
00:51:10,960 --> 00:51:14,160
Speaker 2: with what Vegas, who is typically right, says as well.

1094
00:51:14,440 --> 00:51:16,960
Speaker 2: And my point with that is this, I was at

1095
00:51:16,960 --> 00:51:20,600
Speaker 2: a family barbecue pool and they thought the same as you,

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00:51:20,760 --> 00:51:24,600
Speaker 2: Jackass Humphries. They all said, you're crazy receiving course good.

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00:51:25,080 --> 00:51:26,840
Speaker 2: They think the Titans are gonna be decent. So I

1098
00:51:26,840 --> 00:51:29,640
Speaker 2: guess I'm the minority I'm fine with I just don't

1099
00:51:29,640 --> 00:51:31,560
Speaker 2: think they're gonna be that good. I can only hang

1100
00:51:31,640 --> 00:51:32,560
Speaker 2: up and listen at this point.

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00:51:33,239 --> 00:51:35,840
Speaker 1: I just don't know how good Will Leavis is. You

1102
00:51:35,960 --> 00:51:38,200
Speaker 1: met him, I didn't meet him, But how good is he?

1103
00:51:38,320 --> 00:51:41,279
Speaker 1: I mean, I understand you have wide receivers, But in

1104
00:51:41,360 --> 00:51:44,120
Speaker 1: Cincinnati the guy was working with Joe Burrow. He's working

1105
00:51:44,160 --> 00:51:46,880
Speaker 1: with Will Levis? I mean, is Will Levis any good?

1106
00:51:46,960 --> 00:51:49,880
Speaker 2: Who knows what's our running backs name? Spear Chuck or

1107
00:51:51,280 --> 00:51:51,960
Speaker 2: Tony Poller?

1108
00:51:53,320 --> 00:51:53,480
Speaker 1: Oh?

1109
00:51:53,520 --> 00:51:57,480
Speaker 2: I forgot we got him. Maybe we're gonna be decent.

1110
00:51:59,040 --> 00:52:02,560
Speaker 2: We had him a new boyd I knew Calvin Ridley

1111
00:52:02,640 --> 00:52:12,440
Speaker 2: and hop we got we got Pollard. I holy shit,

1112
00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:13,719
Speaker 2: that's new to me.

1113
00:52:14,239 --> 00:52:16,040
Speaker 1: We might be he might be going to the super Bowl.

1114
00:52:17,160 --> 00:52:19,719
Speaker 1: All right, I have a great Wednesday soccer tonight man

1115
00:52:19,760 --> 00:52:22,319
Speaker 1: co ed soccer and a Big Brothers back. Get ready

1116
00:52:22,320 --> 00:52:26,120
Speaker 1: for AI? I can't wait? Oh Man? All right? We

1117
00:52:26,239 --> 00:52:26,640
Speaker 1: out of here.

1118
00:52:29,160 --> 00:52:32,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, I have no comment about AI. Man. That's scary, dude.

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00:52:32,840 --> 00:52:35,080
Speaker 1: Hey, but Jack Humphrey, Hey, jack ass Humphrey. He did

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Speaker 1: leave his phone number if you want to call him, dude.

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00:52:38,080 --> 00:52:40,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, he he worded that email.

1122
00:52:40,880 --> 00:52:41,560
Speaker 1: That's pretty good.

1123
00:52:41,680 --> 00:52:44,440
Speaker 2: Like he's dating a Titan and.

1124
00:52:44,440 --> 00:52:47,440
Speaker 1: Maybe he just loves the Titans cheerleaders.

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00:52:47,520 --> 00:52:48,880
Speaker 2: Might not, might be a good squad.

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Speaker 1: We are the Sword Losers at gmail dot com.

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00:52:51,239 --> 00:52:55,560
Speaker 2: Ray I always love the games around Halloween. They all

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00:52:55,640 --> 00:52:58,799
Speaker 2: dress up in different things. Sexy cop.

1129
00:53:00,239 --> 00:53:03,879
Speaker 1: I like sexy cop I love it when they dress

1130
00:53:03,960 --> 00:53:06,480
Speaker 1: up like this catwoman like the leather. That's pretty nice too.

1131
00:53:06,719 --> 00:53:10,799
Speaker 2: What about Superman the dude? Nope, nope, not rage you

1132
00:53:10,840 --> 00:53:11,440
Speaker 2: see Batman

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Speaker 1: H