Speaker 1: Rooking jewels, second d d Nothing is sexier to a woman.
Speaker 1: The hot computer programmer naking all that dough, rolling around
Speaker 1: town and his badass automobile with Italian leather seats, sitting
Speaker 1: next to a dude that smells like bumpee. I'm, of
Speaker 1: course talking about riding the bus. There's nothing sexier than
Speaker 1: a computer programmer who rides the bus. Am I right?
Speaker 1: Or am I right? And that's who's on the phone
Speaker 1: with us today. His name is Adam. He's a computer
Speaker 1: programmer who has a bus pass. And I point that
Speaker 1: out because he actually made his date pick him up
Speaker 1: for his first date. Her name is Robin, and that's
Speaker 1: the girl that he wants to call to day. Adam,
Speaker 1: what's up? How are you? I'm all right? How are
Speaker 1: you guys? Doing good? Adam? With all the sexy talk,
Speaker 1: I almost took my top off for you. If only
Speaker 1: you had a webcam. Where auld you meet the girl
Speaker 1: that you went out with? Well, we actually meant through
Speaker 1: a couple of mutual friends. They thought that we would
Speaker 1: get along because they're both kind of similar. They you know,
Speaker 1: we both kind of keep to ourselves a little bit
Speaker 1: a little bit more introvert, you know, I you know,
Speaker 1: I work in front of a computer a lot. Obviously,
Speaker 1: you know you already made fun of you about that.
Speaker 1: But they kind of set us up a little bit
Speaker 1: on the internet, and we said we're chatting on a
Speaker 1: messenger for a few times, and we agreed to set
Speaker 1: the data. The interesting part about your email to me
Speaker 1: was that you made her come pick you up because
Speaker 1: you ride the bus you don't have a car, or well, yeah, no,
Speaker 1: I don't have a car right now. I ride the
Speaker 1: bus because it's just it works for my lifestyle right now.
Speaker 1: You know, I don't really need a car or a
Speaker 1: car payment or you know, you got to pay the
Speaker 1: car note and insurance, and I'm trying to save some
Speaker 1: money because I want figure and better things, and I
Speaker 1: just don't really need a car right now. I think
Speaker 1: that's really respectable. Did was she like turned off by that?
Speaker 1: You think? I don't think so. When we were talking,
Speaker 1: I didn't really get too much into it, but you know,
Speaker 1: I think you're good. Anytime I've heard a woman talk
Speaker 1: about a guy who has to take the bus, they're
Speaker 1: always super impressed by it. I dated a bus guy.
Speaker 1: It's fine, why you know, I see you can laugh
Speaker 1: at it. But I mean, you know, there's a lot
Speaker 1: of people that spent a lot of money for a
Speaker 1: lot of cars at the Cantacord. Yeah. No, yeah, you're
Speaker 1: a You're absolutely right. I'm just saying, yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 1: agree with you. I'm just saying it could be awkward
Speaker 1: for a girl when she has to pick you up
Speaker 1: for a date because you have to take the bus. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I can understand that. I mean, that's the one
Speaker 1: downside about not having a car. Is that aspect of it? Yeah?
Speaker 1: That once she picked you up? How was the date?
Speaker 1: Was it good? Well, when she got there a little
Speaker 1: bit early, I had I had made a reservation, so
Speaker 1: we had a little bit of time to kill and
Speaker 1: I asked her if she want to come in of course,
Speaker 1: and I was still kind of you know, getting on
Speaker 1: the tail end is getting ready, and she was kind
Speaker 1: of like a female meet and how so what does
Speaker 1: that mean? Well, she just was. I mean she she's
Speaker 1: into gaming a little bit. I like gaming, you know,
Speaker 1: He's kind of talked a little bit about that, and
Speaker 1: and she is also has has kind of an I
Speaker 1: T job, which learned my job Schwartz and computers all day.
Speaker 1: But she was really cute and maybe a little bit
Speaker 1: out of my league, but hey, I wasn't going to complain.
Speaker 1: So when you when you met her in person, you
Speaker 1: were actually impressed. Well, yeah, if you know anything about
Speaker 1: the computer industry, it's not flooded with hot girls. Really weird.
Speaker 1: I thought it was just models walking around everywhere. I'm
Speaker 1: both male and female side of things. Yeah, go figure that.
Speaker 1: Ye all right, So how did everything go though, you know,
Speaker 1: when you guys actually went out on your date. Well,
Speaker 1: she got to my plates my apartment, and I was
Speaker 1: kind of coming back and forth out of the bedroom
Speaker 1: and tagging her while while I was getting ready. And
Speaker 1: then all of a sudden, I walked out and she's
Speaker 1: she's like, do you have a cat? And I said, yeah,
Speaker 1: he's probably around here somewhere, and his name's Shaffer. And
Speaker 1: she goes she like gave me like a look of
Speaker 1: a weird look. I don't want to say like a
Speaker 1: look of horror, but it was almost that. And she's like,
Speaker 1: she's like, I'm allergic to cat and and and I
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, okay, well let's let's get out of here.
Speaker 1: I'm ready to go. You know, I'm putting my shoes
Speaker 1: on She's like, no, I'm just not really feeling very well.
Speaker 1: And she said she had to go and she had
Speaker 1: to go take some medicine or something and she took off.
Speaker 1: How serious was this cat allergy? I don't know. I
Speaker 1: mean she looked pretty serious. But you know, fast forward
Speaker 1: five days and you know, I texted her to make
Speaker 1: sure she was all right, and she hasn't responded, and
Speaker 1: and I don't want to. I don't want to be
Speaker 1: all creepy and you know, keep texting her and calling her.
Speaker 1: But I asked our friends that set us up, and
Speaker 1: you know, he says she's coming to work. But when
Speaker 1: Day asked her about the date or I guess the
Speaker 1: lack thereof she's not really talking about it. So do
Speaker 1: you do you believe her with the cat allergy, that
Speaker 1: it's that severe and well, I mean, she looks serious.
Speaker 1: I don't know why she would have a reason why.
Speaker 1: To me, I'm just saying, like, if you had that
Speaker 1: severe of cat allergy, you'd probably be used to asking
Speaker 1: people before you entered their home whether or not they
Speaker 1: had a cat or bringing your medicine with you. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I never really dealt with anybody who
Speaker 1: had a cat allergy. I don't really know the protocol.
Speaker 1: All right, so you've you haven't heard anything from her
Speaker 1: since that experience. Nah, that was it? Okay, Maybe she
Speaker 1: did make it up. Any idea why she would make
Speaker 1: that up. I don't know. Maybe she didn't like my face.
Speaker 1: She's like, yeah, man, I'm actually allergic to your face. Sorry,
Speaker 1: all right, what can I say? That's why emailed you guys. Well,
Speaker 1: well play song, come back, call her and get your
Speaker 1: second date up date. All right, all right, cool? Thanks, Okay,
Speaker 1: hang on fucking jubil in the morning. A lot of
Speaker 1: people that listen to the first part of today's second
Speaker 1: date update might think the girl that we're about to
Speaker 1: call should be ripped for probably faking a cat allergy
Speaker 1: to get out of a date. Adam, you know you
Speaker 1: said that she went over to your house and she
Speaker 1: saw that you had a cat and kind of freaked
Speaker 1: out and got scared and left, and then she showed
Speaker 1: up to work the next couple of days because you
Speaker 1: guys have mutual friends that are co workers. I think
Speaker 1: she should be commended for obviously getting deathly ill from
Speaker 1: the cat and then getting like a blood transfusion and
Speaker 1: still managing to make it into work the next day.
Speaker 1: I think that's very impressive, and she definitely didn't lie
Speaker 1: to you at all. Adam. You guys don't think that
Speaker 1: she had a cat allergy. I think he's just catching
Speaker 1: on to that, Adam. Yeah, yeah, no, I don't think
Speaker 1: she had a cat allergy. If you're just tuning in
Speaker 1: for the second date update, that's what happened, Adam, at
Speaker 1: this girl named Robin through mutual friends. She came over
Speaker 1: to his house to pick him up for the date
Speaker 1: because he doesn't have a car. She saw his cat,
Speaker 1: and then Blitz said she had a cat allergy and
Speaker 1: hasn't talked to him ever since. But we think maybe
Speaker 1: she made it up just to get out of the date,
Speaker 1: because we've heard of things like that happening quite a bit.
Speaker 1: All Right, Adam, I'm about to get her on the
Speaker 1: phone and find out if the cat allergy is real. Okay, okay, Hello, Hi,
Speaker 1: can I speak to Robin please? Yeah? This is Robin. Hey, Robin,
Speaker 1: how are you. My name is Jubil and I host
Speaker 1: a morning radio show called Brook and Jewel in the Morning.
Speaker 1: Good morning, So what do you mean it's a like
Speaker 1: a radio morning show. You know, we play a bunch
Speaker 1: of really bad music and talk in between it. Why
Speaker 1: are you calling me? So? We recently got an email
Speaker 1: from a guy named Adam. That's weird. Why because you
Speaker 1: guys recently went out on a date and now you
Speaker 1: won't call him back. It's a segment we do called
Speaker 1: the second Date Update. We do it on our show
Speaker 1: all the time. Adam told us that you guys met
Speaker 1: through mutual France and that you were supposed to go
Speaker 1: out on a date. But right before you guys were
Speaker 1: about to leave his house, you said you had a
Speaker 1: cat allergy and then left. That's true. Okay, we're all story.
Speaker 1: I don't know what else you need to know. That's
Speaker 1: that's what happened. Okay, Well, we're all speculating that maybe
Speaker 1: you were lying about the cat allergy? Is that true?
Speaker 1: I don't want to talk about it. You were you
Speaker 1: You don't have a cat allergy. I don't know about that.
Speaker 1: So did you lie about it? You can tell us
Speaker 1: m I don't think I want to talk about it.
Speaker 1: You guys, Oh, but why would you leave right then
Speaker 1: and not even give him at least the effort of
Speaker 1: just one date. I had a good reason. Just let's
Speaker 1: leave it at that, Okay, I just want to move forward,
Speaker 1: forget about it. Well, can you just tell us a
Speaker 1: little something. I mean, we talked to Adam. He seems
Speaker 1: like a really nice guy and he's just kind of confused. Creepy.
Speaker 1: Do you say creepy? Creepy leaves me creepy? This phone
Speaker 1: call is creepy or Adam is creepy? A good question.
Speaker 1: Adam is creepy? What did he do that was creepy?
Speaker 1: You barely spent what like fifteen minutes with them? It
Speaker 1: was enough, this team minutes too long? What did you do?
Speaker 1: He took this box out, he said he wanted to
Speaker 1: show me something. It was in his closet and he
Speaker 1: had a drone in it. And then he starts showing
Speaker 1: me like the stuff. He's like the footage that he took,
Speaker 1: you know, via the drone. And it turns out like
Speaker 1: his personal hobby when he's not at work, he just
Speaker 1: like spies on his neighbors. What like he's stalking his neighbors. No,
Speaker 1: not really stalking, you just observing them like your daily habits.
Speaker 1: And like he got really excited when he showed me
Speaker 1: one family because he said to eat spaghetti every Friday night,
Speaker 1: So like, how does he know that eats reread every
Speaker 1: observing that? He was just tracking up like a little kid.
Speaker 1: And I just I found it so creepy and so
Speaker 1: off footing, and I just I thought of the first
Speaker 1: excuse I could to get out of there. I just
Speaker 1: told him about my cat allergy is strange. And you're
Speaker 1: sure the footage isn't just like on act. I'm just
Speaker 1: hoping that it's like he's out practicing flying his drone
Speaker 1: and he happens today he has footage ongoing going and
Speaker 1: he was cracking up. Like I said, he knew that
Speaker 1: one family spaghetti on Fridays, I think Tuesday nights, another
Speaker 1: family or maybe it was the same, they have tuna fish.
Speaker 1: This is how all he does. He goes to work,
Speaker 1: maybe he works from home, and he does this and
Speaker 1: flies is drone around the neighborhood, filming his neighbors. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and what's weird is that he doesn't realize that it's abnormal,
Speaker 1: because if he did, he wouldn't show you the footage. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I guess that. I mean, it's just even weirder. It's
Speaker 1: just it weird of me. I don't I don't want
Speaker 1: to talk to him ever. Again, I don't want to
Speaker 1: see him. I got got a weird feeling. He's a
Speaker 1: pretty sneaky guy. It sounds like, yeah, yeah, yeah, creepy.
Speaker 1: He's actually on the phone listening right now. That's how
Speaker 1: sneaky he is. And he wants to talk to you.
Speaker 1: Yeah he is not on the phone, no way, Yes
Speaker 1: he is, Hi, Robin. Oh my god. Well, I obviously
Speaker 1: I've been listening to the whole conversation and I kind
Speaker 1: of showed you that footage and confidence, and I didn't
Speaker 1: feel the need to expand too far on it. That's
Speaker 1: not my hobby. That's another business. It's another business. Taking
Speaker 1: creepy videos of people in their homes while they eat
Speaker 1: dinner is your business. No, it's not a creepy video business.
Speaker 1: It's me and a friend of mine got contracted a
Speaker 1: while back to create a new app that would expand
Speaker 1: upon something like a Google Maps to get better aerial
Speaker 1: footage of different neighborhood And we started in one geographic neighborhood.
Speaker 1: And yeah, I think it's funny that that family eats
Speaker 1: spaghetti every night, But I could really care less what
Speaker 1: they're doing. We're trying to We're trying to map the
Speaker 1: entire city. Wow, I don't know if I believe you. Well,
Speaker 1: I mean, there's nothing to believe. I mean, it's it's
Speaker 1: an app that's been in development. I'd be more than
Speaker 1: happy to show it to you, but you kind of
Speaker 1: sound off put anyway. That's not a it's not a
Speaker 1: creepy kind of thing. We're literally trying to map the
Speaker 1: entire city so that we can move to another city
Speaker 1: and start mapping that city with better views, with better
Speaker 1: aerial views. I wasn't trying to show you something that
Speaker 1: I have a weird hobby of peeking in people's backyards.
Speaker 1: I don't care what people do. I'm trying to make
Speaker 1: make my life better. That's why I ride the bugs
Speaker 1: sound so defensive, And he didn't explain this to me
Speaker 1: when you're showing it to me, so you know, I
Speaker 1: don't quite feel so comfortable to believe all this. Well,
Speaker 1: the reason why maybe I sound defensive is because you
Speaker 1: lied to me about being allergic to my cat and
Speaker 1: didn't I guess that is a good point. Why didn't
Speaker 1: you just respond to him and tell him what's going on?
Speaker 1: Because I told you guys already. I didn't want him
Speaker 1: to come to my neighborhood and start taping me. I
Speaker 1: didn't want to antagonize them. I'm a woman. You shouldn't
Speaker 1: question why I don't text back, and then my security
Speaker 1: he's on people, and it's creepy for him to say,
Speaker 1: why didn't you text me back? And I don't think you.
Speaker 1: I don't want to see you again. Deal with me on.
Speaker 1: Let's with you. I mean, you're you're a good looking
Speaker 1: girl on the outside, but you're not very good looking
Speaker 1: on your inside. Don't flatter your again. I need your neighborhood.
Speaker 1: A woman's protecting herself and she's told she's not attractive,
Speaker 1: you know, because of that, and that's just a classic misogyny.
Speaker 1: So you're not the kind of guy I want to
Speaker 1: be around. Lenny men, get it, you don't. Let's move on.
Speaker 1: Oh I don't want to be around liars. I guess good.
Speaker 1: And you don't want to be around me because I
Speaker 1: lied about my cat allergy and I would do it again.
Speaker 1: I'm over this phone call. Thanks guys. I appreciate your
Speaker 1: this whole time. All I can think about is there's
Speaker 1: going to be a new map that's super creepy and
Speaker 1: shows people in their houses out there something. Have you
Speaker 1: ever used Google Maps? Yeah? Okay, Well this is a
Speaker 1: better version that is probably going to get bought out
Speaker 1: by Google. Congratulations, he'll be a rich billionaire, but you'll
Speaker 1: be all alone. Congratulate whatever. Well, I guess I don't know.
Speaker 1: I obviously shouldn't ask the question, but I guess I'll
Speaker 1: ask it anyway. Robin, would you like to go on
Speaker 1: a second date with Adam? I'll pay for it, thanks,
Speaker 1: all right, you can pay for it yourself. I don't
Speaker 1: want to do the whole like a mail should pay thing.
Speaker 1: You can pay for it yourself if you want it.
Speaker 1: Screw you. I know what you're doing. I'm just asking
Speaker 1: if you want to go out with them again. We
Speaker 1: both work with computers. The reason why I showed you
Speaker 1: any of that was because I thought you'd be into it.
Speaker 1: I thought you'd think it was a cool project. Do
Speaker 1: you think it's a cool I was like to video
Speaker 1: tape your neighbors and get off on that. I don't think. Well,
Speaker 1: first of all, it's not videotape, is digital video, and
Speaker 1: I don't get off on it. Adam, can I see
Speaker 1: some of it? Because I might get off on texting
Speaker 1: at seven eight five nine two. That guy sounds simply adorable. God,
Speaker 1: I'd go on a date with him. Talking about today's
Speaker 1: second date update if you missed it, a lot of
Speaker 1: people are claiming that the guy is just straight up
Speaker 1: creepy on our text message board. His name was Adam
Speaker 1: and he wanted to call a girl named Robin and
Speaker 1: find out why he wasn't getting a call back. While.
Speaker 1: It turns out, while they were on the date, he said, Hey,
Speaker 1: I want to show you some pictures and stuff from
Speaker 1: my drone. He flies his drone around his neighborhood and
Speaker 1: want to show her pictures of the neighbors and videos
Speaker 1: that he's gotten of them, like eating dinner and stuff.
Speaker 1: And he said he was working on it for research
Speaker 1: for an app that he's going to be creating. But
Speaker 1: she said it was just creepy because all the pictures
Speaker 1: and videos were his neighbors, like he was spying on
Speaker 1: them with his drone. And he didn't explain the business
Speaker 1: at part of it until way late in the game. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, what do you expect a person to do?
Speaker 1: I don't know what to believe really, So it turns
Speaker 1: out she thought he was creepy and did not want
Speaker 1: to go on another date with him. There's a lot
Speaker 1: of people that want to date him though. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: think that they see potential in this man. They could
Speaker 1: just sit around all day long and spy on the
Speaker 1: neighbors see if maybe you can catch them naked doing
Speaker 1: some stretches or something. It's fun. Remember, if you want
Speaker 1: to do a second day up they all you have
Speaker 1: to do is email the show and we will call
Speaker 1: the person who didn't call you back.