1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,560 Speaker 1: All right, scott Are you ready, Curty b I'm ready 2 00:00:02,600 --> 00:00:07,560 Speaker 1: to laugh and love and love. This is right up 3 00:00:07,560 --> 00:00:08,400 Speaker 1: your alley. Scottie. 4 00:00:09,440 --> 00:00:11,720 Speaker 2: Maybe even done a story like this in the past, 5 00:00:11,760 --> 00:00:14,520 Speaker 2: but it's always funny when it happens here. It is 6 00:00:15,360 --> 00:00:19,840 Speaker 2: F fifteen right along. Passenger accidentally ejects himself on the ground. 7 00:00:25,280 --> 00:00:27,159 Speaker 1: Oh, but I would do it on purpose because I 8 00:00:27,200 --> 00:00:28,880 Speaker 1: want to know what that's like. And on the ground 9 00:00:29,000 --> 00:00:32,280 Speaker 1: you're gonna live. Well, strap in and hold on tight. 10 00:00:32,400 --> 00:00:40,600 Speaker 1: It's gonna be a high flying episode of Bananas World, 11 00:00:42,159 --> 00:00:42,559 Speaker 1: would you. 12 00:00:46,159 --> 00:01:14,520 Speaker 3: It's my cillion pieces, would you. 13 00:01:02,760 --> 00:01:05,880 Speaker 2: Guys, gals down, binary pals, Welcome to Bananas. 14 00:01:05,880 --> 00:01:09,280 Speaker 1: I'm Kurt Brown Oler, I am Banana Boy number two 15 00:01:09,319 --> 00:01:12,320 Speaker 1: Scotty Landis. This is Banana's, the silliest little podcast there 16 00:01:12,319 --> 00:01:14,600 Speaker 1: ever was, and we are here to make you laugh. 17 00:01:14,640 --> 00:01:17,240 Speaker 1: We're the good fun, feel good boys because we're feeling 18 00:01:17,280 --> 00:01:19,960 Speaker 1: good and you're having fun. You're feeling good And I 19 00:01:20,040 --> 00:01:24,720 Speaker 1: know that doesn't make sense, but I'm sticking with it. 20 00:01:25,040 --> 00:01:28,680 Speaker 2: Yeah, baby, Yeah, oh man, it's good to see you, Scottie. 21 00:01:29,160 --> 00:01:32,640 Speaker 1: You too, dude. Yeah, I uh, you know, I've been 22 00:01:32,800 --> 00:01:35,160 Speaker 1: giving a lot of thought you had mentioned in an 23 00:01:35,160 --> 00:01:38,000 Speaker 1: early recording that you were gonna, you know, build a 24 00:01:38,040 --> 00:01:41,680 Speaker 1: sauna in your backyard if you get the opportunity. Yeah, 25 00:01:41,720 --> 00:01:46,040 Speaker 1: I just got to say that to me as your 26 00:01:46,240 --> 00:01:50,040 Speaker 1: longtime friend. Now, I feel like that is a milestone 27 00:01:50,040 --> 00:01:53,440 Speaker 1: that I've been waiting for you to reach for fifteen 28 00:01:53,560 --> 00:01:56,320 Speaker 1: years because a lot of our early friendship. Yeah, will 29 00:01:56,400 --> 00:01:57,960 Speaker 1: spend in saunas. 30 00:01:58,120 --> 00:02:01,360 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I yes, one hundred percent. 31 00:02:01,640 --> 00:02:02,520 Speaker 1: It's been my dream. 32 00:02:03,080 --> 00:02:06,360 Speaker 2: I now will have the backyard that can accomplish it. 33 00:02:06,640 --> 00:02:09,800 Speaker 2: The question that I have in my mind is how 34 00:02:09,840 --> 00:02:14,799 Speaker 2: do I create a privacy, you know, because it's kind 35 00:02:14,800 --> 00:02:17,840 Speaker 2: of it's a corner lot. So I have a street 36 00:02:17,960 --> 00:02:22,280 Speaker 2: on two sides, and so I just want to be 37 00:02:22,320 --> 00:02:24,799 Speaker 2: able to put it in and have it be there 38 00:02:24,919 --> 00:02:25,520 Speaker 2: where it's not. 39 00:02:27,120 --> 00:02:28,320 Speaker 1: Yeah, you're not on display. 40 00:02:28,440 --> 00:02:32,200 Speaker 2: But I also don't want to start putting up you know, 41 00:02:32,320 --> 00:02:35,720 Speaker 2: bushes and trees to like be like, don't look into 42 00:02:35,760 --> 00:02:37,040 Speaker 2: my yard, you know. 43 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:39,239 Speaker 1: Because that's just not the vibe of where I live. 44 00:02:39,600 --> 00:02:43,200 Speaker 2: Some people don't even have fences in between their backyards, 45 00:02:43,200 --> 00:02:46,239 Speaker 2: Like it's just a whole block and no one has fences, 46 00:02:46,280 --> 00:02:48,600 Speaker 2: and so it's just like a huge field in behind 47 00:02:48,800 --> 00:02:51,320 Speaker 2: all the houses, which I think is very cool, and 48 00:02:51,360 --> 00:02:55,600 Speaker 2: I like that vibe, so I want to maintain that vibe. Anyway, 49 00:02:55,680 --> 00:02:57,640 Speaker 2: I'm getting ahead of myself. I haven't even bought the 50 00:02:57,639 --> 00:02:59,280 Speaker 2: house yet, but I love that. 51 00:02:59,400 --> 00:03:03,960 Speaker 1: I wouldn't. Where I grew up on Waywood driven me Waywood, 52 00:03:04,280 --> 00:03:09,200 Speaker 1: a little bit of country Mayberry. Everybody had four or 53 00:03:09,200 --> 00:03:12,400 Speaker 1: five acres and all the yards and the nobody had 54 00:03:12,440 --> 00:03:15,360 Speaker 1: fences at all, except you would have tree lines of 55 00:03:15,400 --> 00:03:19,160 Speaker 1: white pines. Some people had pine trees to separate their properties, 56 00:03:19,200 --> 00:03:22,799 Speaker 1: but honestly, not many. So you could. You know, when 57 00:03:22,800 --> 00:03:26,000 Speaker 1: we'd play Flashlight Tag or Goes in the Graveyard whatever, 58 00:03:26,080 --> 00:03:30,000 Speaker 1: you could play three or four yards wide and that 59 00:03:30,040 --> 00:03:34,440 Speaker 1: would be like eight acres to play. That's like flashlight Tag. 60 00:03:34,560 --> 00:03:38,840 Speaker 1: That's crazy, dude. It was epic. We'd have like thirty 61 00:03:38,920 --> 00:03:42,320 Speaker 1: or forty people playing. Kids from other neighborhoods would come. Teenagers. 62 00:03:42,360 --> 00:03:46,120 Speaker 1: I was more like ten eleven, twelve guys, gals everybody, 63 00:03:46,320 --> 00:03:50,040 Speaker 1: and the first summer that we did it, that were 64 00:03:50,040 --> 00:03:51,560 Speaker 1: all enough where our parents wo like, go ahead, go 65 00:03:51,640 --> 00:03:54,000 Speaker 1: have fun, just come back before midnight or whatever. My 66 00:03:54,080 --> 00:03:55,720 Speaker 1: sister and I would go up and we'd play Somebody 67 00:03:55,800 --> 00:03:57,680 Speaker 1: Go in the House. You'd hit the microwave for one minute. 68 00:03:57,720 --> 00:03:59,720 Speaker 1: Everybody else would hide, and then there was a home base, 69 00:03:59,720 --> 00:04:02,160 Speaker 1: which it's usually the fun wait, hit. 70 00:04:02,320 --> 00:04:05,360 Speaker 2: With nothing in it, empty microwave, just hit it, let 71 00:04:05,400 --> 00:04:05,600 Speaker 2: it go. 72 00:04:05,920 --> 00:04:09,400 Speaker 1: Yeah, you just microwave nothing for one minute, and then 73 00:04:09,640 --> 00:04:12,160 Speaker 1: two people would go and you'd have to tag somebody 74 00:04:12,680 --> 00:04:14,760 Speaker 1: before they got to the base. But there was no 75 00:04:14,840 --> 00:04:17,720 Speaker 1: time limit. And the first year we played, there was 76 00:04:17,760 --> 00:04:20,200 Speaker 1: this kid that we didn't know. The older kids knew him, 77 00:04:20,440 --> 00:04:21,839 Speaker 1: named Keith Lorenz. 78 00:04:21,960 --> 00:04:24,760 Speaker 2: It's always a Keith, let me tell you, it is 79 00:04:24,920 --> 00:04:25,839 Speaker 2: always a Keith. 80 00:04:26,160 --> 00:04:28,600 Speaker 1: Yep, white guy. Keith can go a lot of different ways, 81 00:04:28,600 --> 00:04:31,440 Speaker 1: but this was a white Keith. I'm talking about white Keith. Yeahah, 82 00:04:31,880 --> 00:04:35,040 Speaker 1: or not Keith Sweat. Not Keith Sweat. We're talking Keith Lorenz. 83 00:04:35,200 --> 00:04:37,919 Speaker 1: And you know his his His legend spread that he 84 00:04:38,040 --> 00:04:41,360 Speaker 1: was the greatest hider in the history of flashlight tag, 85 00:04:41,400 --> 00:04:43,599 Speaker 1: which if you don't know what I'm talking about, around 86 00:04:43,600 --> 00:04:45,200 Speaker 1: the world or whatever, flashyt tag its hide and go 87 00:04:45,240 --> 00:04:47,560 Speaker 1: seek at night, only we didn't use flashlights. And again 88 00:04:47,600 --> 00:04:51,520 Speaker 1: we're talking ten acres trees woods. Feel was awesome. So 89 00:04:51,520 --> 00:04:53,479 Speaker 1: people would hide under cars and run the base right away. 90 00:04:53,480 --> 00:04:55,280 Speaker 1: If they're scared of the dark. People would separate, people 91 00:04:55,279 --> 00:04:57,680 Speaker 1: would hide together and make out. It was truly so 92 00:04:57,920 --> 00:05:01,920 Speaker 1: fun and amazing. And Keith ends during the first game, 93 00:05:02,040 --> 00:05:05,000 Speaker 1: right after sundown, would hide so well that he would 94 00:05:05,040 --> 00:05:08,520 Speaker 1: never come back out. So we would play I don't know, 95 00:05:08,600 --> 00:05:11,600 Speaker 1: eight to ten rounds of flashlight tag and this guy 96 00:05:11,839 --> 00:05:15,080 Speaker 1: just disappeared into the woods the trees would bury himself, 97 00:05:15,720 --> 00:05:18,880 Speaker 1: the human Gilly suit this dude. And then at the 98 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:20,920 Speaker 1: end of the night, so midnight when everybody had to 99 00:05:20,960 --> 00:05:24,039 Speaker 1: go home or later one of the other dudes that 100 00:05:24,120 --> 00:05:26,240 Speaker 1: lived on our street. Keith didn't even live on our street. 101 00:05:26,279 --> 00:05:28,200 Speaker 1: He would just come in like an all, like Michael 102 00:05:28,240 --> 00:05:31,080 Speaker 1: Jordan off the bench, Wow, hide so well, and they'd 103 00:05:31,120 --> 00:05:33,160 Speaker 1: be like, Keith, we're going to go to bed, and 104 00:05:33,200 --> 00:05:35,800 Speaker 1: he would just appear out of the darkness and that 105 00:05:35,960 --> 00:05:39,880 Speaker 1: was it. He would ride once and then for three 106 00:05:39,920 --> 00:05:44,719 Speaker 1: hours just stay put. Never got it. I hope that 107 00:05:44,800 --> 00:05:47,800 Speaker 1: he works now for the CIA or the FBI or 108 00:05:47,880 --> 00:05:49,599 Speaker 1: somebody somebody we can't find. 109 00:05:50,080 --> 00:05:51,960 Speaker 2: I mean, this is so crazy. I guess it's because 110 00:05:51,960 --> 00:05:55,120 Speaker 2: it's summer. It's being brought up. But I was just 111 00:05:56,360 --> 00:06:00,080 Speaker 2: I was at the Lovely Eugene Merman's home and his 112 00:06:00,120 --> 00:06:03,920 Speaker 2: lovely wife Teresa was talking about, uh, the last time 113 00:06:03,960 --> 00:06:07,440 Speaker 2: they played flashlight Tag, and she said one of the 114 00:06:07,680 --> 00:06:09,400 Speaker 2: one of the people, I think it was her brother 115 00:06:09,560 --> 00:06:14,800 Speaker 2: or something, just went into the pool fully clothed and 116 00:06:14,839 --> 00:06:18,719 Speaker 2: then they have this like swan floaty that just floats 117 00:06:18,720 --> 00:06:20,520 Speaker 2: in the pool all the time, and then put it 118 00:06:20,520 --> 00:06:24,000 Speaker 2: over his head and then just stayed there for one hour. 119 00:06:25,960 --> 00:06:31,160 Speaker 1: Fully clothed in the pool. I wonder if he's related 120 00:06:31,160 --> 00:06:34,119 Speaker 1: to Keith Lorenz. They sound like they're from the family tree. 121 00:06:34,880 --> 00:06:39,679 Speaker 1: Oh it makes me so happy. Yeah, those are sometime games. 122 00:06:39,720 --> 00:06:43,039 Speaker 1: There's sometimes good times because we're the good fun, feel 123 00:06:43,040 --> 00:06:46,240 Speaker 1: good boys. What was your story? Oh, I know what 124 00:06:46,279 --> 00:06:48,640 Speaker 1: it was. It was the ejector seat on the guitar back. 125 00:06:48,839 --> 00:06:52,880 Speaker 2: Yeah, there was not much to tell about this story. 126 00:06:52,960 --> 00:06:58,080 Speaker 2: I found this story in twz dot com. What is 127 00:06:58,200 --> 00:07:04,600 Speaker 2: tw z? It definitely is like an airline. 128 00:07:03,279 --> 00:07:03,640 Speaker 1: It says. 129 00:07:03,640 --> 00:07:07,040 Speaker 2: A wild video shows the aftermath of the ejection with 130 00:07:07,080 --> 00:07:10,920 Speaker 2: what appears to be the passenger on the runway. A 131 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:15,560 Speaker 2: backseat passenger in an F fifteen D Eagle belonging to 132 00:07:15,560 --> 00:07:18,240 Speaker 2: one hundred and fourth Fighter Wing appears to have accidentally 133 00:07:18,320 --> 00:07:21,840 Speaker 2: ejected from the aircraft while it was on the ground 134 00:07:21,840 --> 00:07:27,240 Speaker 2: at Barnes Air National Guard Base in Westfield, Massachusetts. It 135 00:07:27,320 --> 00:07:29,600 Speaker 2: is like it's it's a video of just right after 136 00:07:29,680 --> 00:07:34,000 Speaker 2: it happened. It's just a topless like F fifteen rolling 137 00:07:34,080 --> 00:07:38,160 Speaker 2: down very slowly. The canopy has been blown off. The 138 00:07:38,200 --> 00:07:43,880 Speaker 2: guy is on the side incentive flight ejected on the 139 00:07:43,880 --> 00:07:48,040 Speaker 2: flight line before even taking off. Member was apparently a 140 00:07:48,080 --> 00:07:49,200 Speaker 2: recruiting officer. 141 00:07:50,600 --> 00:07:52,600 Speaker 1: The Facebook page stated. 142 00:07:52,240 --> 00:07:54,320 Speaker 2: Under the post of the video, we cannot confirm who 143 00:07:54,320 --> 00:07:58,679 Speaker 2: the rear seat occupant was. At this time. They reached 144 00:07:58,720 --> 00:08:00,800 Speaker 2: out to the one hundred and fourth No comment from 145 00:08:00,800 --> 00:08:02,480 Speaker 2: the one hundred and fourth. I can't believe that this 146 00:08:02,560 --> 00:08:06,560 Speaker 2: is the only information about this, but it is. 147 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:09,320 Speaker 1: It just happened when he went down. Yeah, I mean 148 00:08:09,560 --> 00:08:12,400 Speaker 1: he went to tell the tale. Yeah you did. You 149 00:08:12,480 --> 00:08:14,960 Speaker 1: probably get fined, I guess, or I mean, what are 150 00:08:14,960 --> 00:08:16,880 Speaker 1: they going to arrest you? It's just dumb. 151 00:08:17,600 --> 00:08:19,560 Speaker 2: I mean, I don't think he meant to do it, 152 00:08:19,640 --> 00:08:22,800 Speaker 2: because I think he got hurt, you know, like, oh, okay, 153 00:08:22,920 --> 00:08:25,320 Speaker 2: because you just shoot like maybe twenty feet up in 154 00:08:25,360 --> 00:08:28,080 Speaker 2: the air, right, Oh yeah, it's not enough time for 155 00:08:28,960 --> 00:08:30,360 Speaker 2: a parachute to open. 156 00:08:30,440 --> 00:08:35,480 Speaker 1: Fully, I still gotta want to do it. Like, that's 157 00:08:35,520 --> 00:08:35,880 Speaker 1: the thing. 158 00:08:35,960 --> 00:08:36,400 Speaker 2: I like. 159 00:08:38,120 --> 00:08:42,320 Speaker 1: When we had Monica Barbara on The Wonderful Now Emmy 160 00:08:42,559 --> 00:08:46,600 Speaker 1: our Academy Award nominated actress, which is crazy. It's crazy. 161 00:08:46,840 --> 00:08:49,560 Speaker 1: She was in a complete unknown as John Bias, and 162 00:08:49,640 --> 00:08:52,120 Speaker 1: she was I thought she was gonna win. She was anyway, 163 00:08:52,200 --> 00:08:55,320 Speaker 1: she was in Maverick. She was talking Maverick and Kurt 164 00:08:55,360 --> 00:08:57,360 Speaker 1: and I asked her probably too many questions about the 165 00:08:57,440 --> 00:08:59,920 Speaker 1: flight training. But you know, she and I grabbed coffee 166 00:09:00,360 --> 00:09:03,640 Speaker 1: a month or so after that, we're just chatting, and 167 00:09:04,200 --> 00:09:06,520 Speaker 1: she was talking about those pilots and like it is 168 00:09:06,960 --> 00:09:11,440 Speaker 1: in everything about its intense, including what you just described. Yeah, 169 00:09:11,640 --> 00:09:14,880 Speaker 1: sitting on the tarmac and launched it to the air, 170 00:09:15,559 --> 00:09:17,800 Speaker 1: the shoot can't fully open and then just hit the 171 00:09:17,840 --> 00:09:22,240 Speaker 1: ground is so funny to me, so crazy. God bless 172 00:09:22,240 --> 00:09:25,080 Speaker 1: them all the fly boys and fly gals and fly 173 00:09:25,200 --> 00:09:29,200 Speaker 1: days and thems. My goodness, didn't you do a. 174 00:09:31,280 --> 00:09:36,240 Speaker 2: Thing on on Mega Drive where they had a like 175 00:09:36,520 --> 00:09:39,480 Speaker 2: a fighter jet that would fly past And we had to, 176 00:09:39,520 --> 00:09:42,160 Speaker 2: like Johnny had to like try and figure out if 177 00:09:42,200 --> 00:09:44,400 Speaker 2: some if there was like a mannequin inside a door 178 00:09:44,520 --> 00:09:45,160 Speaker 2: frame or not. 179 00:09:45,960 --> 00:09:49,280 Speaker 1: Great question, Kurt and the answers. Yes, well, Mega Drive 180 00:09:49,440 --> 00:09:52,440 Speaker 1: was my first television show. Kurt also was a writer 181 00:09:52,559 --> 00:09:55,560 Speaker 1: on that show, and our good friend Johnny Pemberton, who's 182 00:09:55,600 --> 00:09:59,040 Speaker 1: on bro Nana's this month, was the host of that show. 183 00:09:59,440 --> 00:10:02,360 Speaker 1: And it was a where a comedian, Johnny, drove things 184 00:10:02,400 --> 00:10:04,320 Speaker 1: you've never seen anybody drive on TV, and then we 185 00:10:04,320 --> 00:10:07,240 Speaker 1: would do increasingly stupid pranks with them. Our buddy Robbie 186 00:10:07,240 --> 00:10:11,559 Speaker 1: Anderson was the creative force behind it, and we did 187 00:10:12,040 --> 00:10:15,120 Speaker 1: one with a fighter jet. I think it was in 188 00:10:15,160 --> 00:10:18,800 Speaker 1: New Jersey and it was like a decommissioned Croatian or 189 00:10:18,840 --> 00:10:20,920 Speaker 1: Russian fighter jet. I don't remember what the plane was, 190 00:10:20,920 --> 00:10:23,360 Speaker 1: but I think it was a meg it was something 191 00:10:23,520 --> 00:10:26,720 Speaker 1: like that, and we would fly it past a door. 192 00:10:26,840 --> 00:10:29,920 Speaker 1: It was a front door in a frame on the show. 193 00:10:29,720 --> 00:10:32,599 Speaker 2: So we're talking about like within ten feet of the 194 00:10:32,640 --> 00:10:33,600 Speaker 2: ground or whatever. 195 00:10:33,640 --> 00:10:35,839 Speaker 1: That was fast as low as they could go, as 196 00:10:35,840 --> 00:10:39,160 Speaker 1: fast as we were allowed to go, and then Johnny 197 00:10:39,200 --> 00:10:43,200 Speaker 1: and the pilot who was flying it, the door would 198 00:10:43,240 --> 00:10:45,560 Speaker 1: open and either a fully nude man or a fully 199 00:10:45,640 --> 00:10:48,160 Speaker 1: nude woman would stand there and they had yell hot 200 00:10:48,200 --> 00:10:52,480 Speaker 1: dog or beaver, and they got more wrong than you'd 201 00:10:52,480 --> 00:10:54,960 Speaker 1: think because they're going so fast, but it'd be like 202 00:10:54,960 --> 00:10:56,440 Speaker 1: here it comes, and then it would just open and 203 00:10:56,440 --> 00:10:59,520 Speaker 1: there was a fully nude woman and they would yell Beaver, Beaver, Beaver, 204 00:10:59,600 --> 00:11:02,000 Speaker 1: whoever would say it first, or hot Dog, and they 205 00:11:02,080 --> 00:11:06,560 Speaker 1: got they play. We played hot Dog and Beaver and 206 00:11:06,679 --> 00:11:11,120 Speaker 1: it was very funny. We also had Johnny in a 207 00:11:11,120 --> 00:11:15,160 Speaker 1: biplane type of thing and throw just toilet paper, like 208 00:11:15,400 --> 00:11:18,839 Speaker 1: hundreds of or probably thirty rolls of toilet paper out 209 00:11:18,840 --> 00:11:22,480 Speaker 1: of it and they just sailed beautifully to the ground, 210 00:11:22,720 --> 00:11:28,400 Speaker 1: really toilet paper, like just unraveling the whole time ballet 211 00:11:28,480 --> 00:11:33,760 Speaker 1: of life, a wonderful ballet of streaming toilet paper. It 212 00:11:33,880 --> 00:11:35,680 Speaker 1: was incredible. And then we rolled it all up at 213 00:11:35,679 --> 00:11:37,040 Speaker 1: the end because he was so nervous he had to 214 00:11:37,040 --> 00:11:39,240 Speaker 1: go to the bathroom whatever. But yes, we did hot 215 00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:41,520 Speaker 1: Dog Beaver full speed fighter jets. 216 00:11:41,720 --> 00:11:45,240 Speaker 2: I think I remember I remember pitching ideas for that, 217 00:11:45,960 --> 00:11:49,120 Speaker 2: and I think we had an idea that was a 218 00:11:49,280 --> 00:11:55,640 Speaker 2: fully made dining room table set with glass and crystal, 219 00:11:56,200 --> 00:12:00,559 Speaker 2: and then the plane would come by and catch catch 220 00:12:00,679 --> 00:12:05,080 Speaker 2: like you know, like the landing thing for the hook, 221 00:12:05,480 --> 00:12:08,839 Speaker 2: and then ripped the tablecloth out from underneath it. 222 00:12:09,320 --> 00:12:12,360 Speaker 1: Yes, so we ended up doing that for a different vehicle. 223 00:12:12,440 --> 00:12:15,720 Speaker 1: It was the time. I think Tesla's in the electric 224 00:12:15,760 --> 00:12:17,959 Speaker 1: cars now have just changed the game on how fast 225 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:20,440 Speaker 1: accelerating can go. But it was called the aerial Atom 226 00:12:20,559 --> 00:12:23,360 Speaker 1: and it was like the fastest accelerating street legal vehicle 227 00:12:23,360 --> 00:12:25,959 Speaker 1: at the time. Johnny actually crashed it in an episode, 228 00:12:26,640 --> 00:12:29,720 Speaker 1: which was not an accident. But we did what you 229 00:12:29,840 --> 00:12:34,319 Speaker 1: just said where we set so many champagne flutes and 230 00:12:34,360 --> 00:12:36,480 Speaker 1: crystal and stuff and built this huge thing on a 231 00:12:36,520 --> 00:12:39,200 Speaker 1: table the tablecloth, and then he guns it and pulls 232 00:12:39,200 --> 00:12:42,079 Speaker 1: the tablecloth out with the car and it worked. It worked. 233 00:12:42,120 --> 00:12:45,560 Speaker 1: I think maybe one glass fill it worked. It was 234 00:12:45,600 --> 00:12:49,200 Speaker 1: the first shoot week that was in Virginia and it worked. 235 00:12:49,200 --> 00:12:52,360 Speaker 1: And I remember the other executive producer we were standing there. 236 00:12:52,400 --> 00:12:54,080 Speaker 1: He goes, you don't think this is really going to work, 237 00:12:54,160 --> 00:12:57,080 Speaker 1: right this guy, Tony great dude. And I was like, 238 00:12:57,120 --> 00:13:01,640 Speaker 1: I think it will work. And it absolutely worked. He 239 00:13:01,720 --> 00:13:05,200 Speaker 1: pulled up using a car and a cable, tied our 240 00:13:05,280 --> 00:13:08,520 Speaker 1: strap to a table buff he went zero to sixty 241 00:13:08,559 --> 00:13:11,079 Speaker 1: and two point whatever a three point five seconds or 242 00:13:11,120 --> 00:13:14,640 Speaker 1: whatever and pulled it out and everything stood standing. And 243 00:13:14,720 --> 00:13:18,280 Speaker 1: then we took a we pulled a rednext tooth out. 244 00:13:18,320 --> 00:13:20,000 Speaker 1: We found a guy with a loose tooth and tied 245 00:13:20,040 --> 00:13:24,760 Speaker 1: floss to the back. How the fuck gunned it and 246 00:13:24,800 --> 00:13:26,160 Speaker 1: it pulled a tooth out of this car. 247 00:13:26,280 --> 00:13:28,960 Speaker 2: I mean credit to the producers to be able to 248 00:13:28,960 --> 00:13:32,040 Speaker 2: find a man with a loose tooth who is willing 249 00:13:32,080 --> 00:13:33,400 Speaker 2: to appear on camera. 250 00:13:33,679 --> 00:13:36,800 Speaker 1: That is amazing. Once you go south of the Mason 251 00:13:36,800 --> 00:13:41,080 Speaker 1: Dixon things loosen up a little bit, tighten up in 252 00:13:41,120 --> 00:13:43,320 Speaker 1: other ways too. But yes, that was a great show. 253 00:13:43,320 --> 00:13:46,160 Speaker 1: And yeah, we did hot Dog Beaver and we pulled 254 00:13:46,200 --> 00:13:49,440 Speaker 1: a rednext tooth out with floss tied to the back 255 00:13:49,480 --> 00:13:51,720 Speaker 1: of a sports car. So I love that so bad. 256 00:13:52,160 --> 00:13:55,000 Speaker 1: It makes perfect sense that fifteen years later we're doing 257 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:58,120 Speaker 1: this podcast. Yes it does, Yes it does. Here's one. 258 00:13:58,160 --> 00:14:00,720 Speaker 1: So I did this one on Let's see. 259 00:14:00,880 --> 00:14:04,640 Speaker 2: We did this on our patron episode video episode that 260 00:14:04,679 --> 00:14:07,920 Speaker 2: you can access if you become a patron of our podcast. 261 00:14:07,960 --> 00:14:10,280 Speaker 2: There's a lot of fun stuff including. 262 00:14:12,080 --> 00:14:13,839 Speaker 1: Coming up. I think maybe this week or. 263 00:14:13,800 --> 00:14:16,720 Speaker 2: Next week we'll be doing our happy hour where we 264 00:14:16,760 --> 00:14:19,240 Speaker 2: get together with our patrons and have a couple of drinks. 265 00:14:19,280 --> 00:14:20,480 Speaker 1: We do it every baby. 266 00:14:20,600 --> 00:14:23,520 Speaker 2: Yeah, head on over to Patreon dot com. 267 00:14:23,520 --> 00:14:27,200 Speaker 1: Man, I've been posting a chapter two of my novella 268 00:14:27,360 --> 00:14:29,880 Speaker 1: On the Rocks every week, and I got to say, Kurt, 269 00:14:30,360 --> 00:14:32,720 Speaker 1: it's picking up steam. I think people are getting pretty 270 00:14:32,760 --> 00:14:34,040 Speaker 1: on board with On the Rocks. 271 00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:37,280 Speaker 2: Oh you know what actually speaking of that, Scottie, but animals. 272 00:14:37,280 --> 00:14:39,440 Speaker 2: You know, there's a lot of options for meal plans 273 00:14:39,440 --> 00:14:40,120 Speaker 2: out there. 274 00:14:40,440 --> 00:14:43,120 Speaker 1: Because life is busy and sometimes you just don't want 275 00:14:43,160 --> 00:14:44,080 Speaker 1: to cook a turkey. 276 00:14:44,240 --> 00:14:47,280 Speaker 2: Thankfully, this isn't an ad about meal plans. It's about 277 00:14:47,280 --> 00:14:49,680 Speaker 2: a bananimal named Jared Whitlock. 278 00:14:50,320 --> 00:14:54,120 Speaker 1: Jared Witlock is intelligent, he's handsome, he's charming, and he's 279 00:14:54,160 --> 00:14:57,000 Speaker 1: funnier than any other person on the entire earth. 280 00:14:57,200 --> 00:14:59,960 Speaker 2: He's like Chris Hemsworth had a baby with Chris Hemsworth 281 00:15:00,040 --> 00:15:01,600 Speaker 2: and named it Jared Whitlock. 282 00:15:02,200 --> 00:15:06,920 Speaker 1: Ooh ooh those eyes. Even though this podcast is called bananas, 283 00:15:07,200 --> 00:15:09,640 Speaker 1: Jared is the apple of our eyes. 284 00:15:10,120 --> 00:15:12,600 Speaker 2: He's the real reason for the season, and he should 285 00:15:12,640 --> 00:15:15,280 Speaker 2: be hoisted above our heads like the Stanley Cup. 286 00:15:15,920 --> 00:15:19,440 Speaker 1: Our listeners know that we normally hate invasive species, but 287 00:15:19,520 --> 00:15:24,960 Speaker 1: that was until Jared invaded our hearts and species our minds. 288 00:15:25,680 --> 00:15:26,280 Speaker 1: It makes sense. 289 00:15:26,320 --> 00:15:29,120 Speaker 2: Don't worry, so banannimals, No matter what slop you heat 290 00:15:29,200 --> 00:15:32,120 Speaker 2: up in the microwave tonight, rest easy, knowing that it 291 00:15:32,120 --> 00:15:34,520 Speaker 2: won't be as hot as Jared Whitlock. 292 00:15:35,280 --> 00:15:38,880 Speaker 1: Jared Whitlock, the greatest human being to ever be born 293 00:15:39,120 --> 00:15:39,840 Speaker 1: in history. 294 00:15:40,320 --> 00:15:43,360 Speaker 2: That was, of course an advertisement for Jared Whitlock. That 295 00:15:43,480 --> 00:15:46,640 Speaker 2: is a part of the Patreon. If you join at 296 00:15:46,640 --> 00:15:47,600 Speaker 2: a certain level. 297 00:15:47,560 --> 00:15:52,120 Speaker 1: You do get an ad read about you that I 298 00:15:52,200 --> 00:15:55,280 Speaker 1: will write and it will be glowing. It will be 299 00:15:55,280 --> 00:15:59,440 Speaker 1: glow least. Thank you, Jared Tin. Thank you, Jared, You're 300 00:15:59,440 --> 00:16:05,520 Speaker 1: the man. This was sending by Cooking with Congress. Congress. 301 00:16:05,920 --> 00:16:08,000 Speaker 1: Have you seen this, Kurt, because I bet you have 302 00:16:08,120 --> 00:16:10,680 Speaker 1: without realizing. Okay, so this is actually an old friend 303 00:16:10,680 --> 00:16:12,880 Speaker 1: of mine named Bennett Ray, who is of an animal 304 00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:17,400 Speaker 1: Bennett very funny guy. I knew him always as a 305 00:16:17,400 --> 00:16:21,120 Speaker 1: bit of a foodie. So he I think the story 306 00:16:21,240 --> 00:16:24,880 Speaker 1: is he was with his fiances mom or grandmam or aunt, 307 00:16:25,280 --> 00:16:27,920 Speaker 1: a woman in his fiances life, and she had an 308 00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:32,120 Speaker 1: old cookbook. And what Bennett did was he started this 309 00:16:32,160 --> 00:16:36,600 Speaker 1: in Cooking with Congress, where he picks a different famous 310 00:16:36,720 --> 00:16:41,960 Speaker 1: or not even famous known American politician Fdr Great Jackie O. 311 00:16:42,040 --> 00:16:44,800 Speaker 1: Nassa's great, We're way back, or we go all the 312 00:16:44,840 --> 00:16:48,040 Speaker 1: way back to the John Adamses and the Millard film 313 00:16:48,080 --> 00:16:51,720 Speaker 1: Millard film wors and then he figures out what they 314 00:16:52,040 --> 00:16:54,760 Speaker 1: ate every day, what their favorite foods were, how many 315 00:16:54,800 --> 00:16:58,120 Speaker 1: cooks and coffee they had, how many slugs of whiskey 316 00:16:58,160 --> 00:17:01,160 Speaker 1: they had, what their favorite lunch. And he prepares it 317 00:17:01,280 --> 00:17:05,000 Speaker 1: over a day, and he eats like a historical political 318 00:17:05,080 --> 00:17:08,160 Speaker 1: figure and records it and rates it, kind of rates 319 00:17:08,200 --> 00:17:10,600 Speaker 1: it in his own way. It is. It's an instagram 320 00:17:10,600 --> 00:17:14,240 Speaker 1: you can follow Cooking with Congress. It's so popular it exploded. 321 00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:17,680 Speaker 1: I think NPR covered it now, and it's like, it's 322 00:17:17,720 --> 00:17:20,199 Speaker 1: the funniest idea because you just realized that people like 323 00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:22,880 Speaker 1: Teddy Roosevelt who drank ten pots of coffee a day, 324 00:17:23,320 --> 00:17:25,400 Speaker 1: and it's like, you try to do that in reality, 325 00:17:25,440 --> 00:17:29,400 Speaker 1: and it's crazy, it's insane. And some of these people 326 00:17:29,560 --> 00:17:31,919 Speaker 1: ate the strangest foods. It's a lot of throwback stuff 327 00:17:32,440 --> 00:17:35,960 Speaker 1: jello salads and oh yeah, you know, weird meats and 328 00:17:36,040 --> 00:17:40,199 Speaker 1: breads and stuff. But anyways, he sent this in Cooking 329 00:17:40,200 --> 00:17:44,000 Speaker 1: with Congress. Thank you, Bennett Pretiate, Ben Buddy. This was 330 00:17:44,040 --> 00:17:48,440 Speaker 1: on News for Saron San Antonio, written by Gerald Dracy, 331 00:17:48,800 --> 00:17:55,560 Speaker 1: who's the best in the business to burn from funeral 332 00:17:55,640 --> 00:18:01,120 Speaker 1: services to food delivery. How Dick Tips became San Antonio's 333 00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:04,840 Speaker 1: new milkman San Antonio, Texas. 334 00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:10,600 Speaker 2: When you have because it is a choice, you are 335 00:18:10,640 --> 00:18:15,440 Speaker 2: not named Dick. You are named Richard, and you choose 336 00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:18,840 Speaker 2: to go by Dick when your last name is Tips, 337 00:18:19,119 --> 00:18:20,920 Speaker 2: that is a choice. 338 00:18:21,560 --> 00:18:25,520 Speaker 1: That's a big choice. Richard Tips, Ricky Tips, Ricky Tips. 339 00:18:25,600 --> 00:18:26,480 Speaker 2: That's right there. 340 00:18:26,560 --> 00:18:30,119 Speaker 1: That's nice too, Ricky Tips. You know, Ricky Tips sounds 341 00:18:30,200 --> 00:18:33,639 Speaker 1: like a softball coach that wins the Texas for a 342 00:18:33,840 --> 00:18:36,520 Speaker 1: state championships every day. It's like, you don't want to 343 00:18:36,520 --> 00:18:39,439 Speaker 1: get on Ricky tips bad side. Yeah, but Dick Tips, 344 00:18:39,520 --> 00:18:41,840 Speaker 1: you don't want to get on the end of that 345 00:18:41,960 --> 00:18:46,520 Speaker 1: argument either. Yeah. Dick Tips has two jobs kurt Own, 346 00:18:46,640 --> 00:18:54,440 Speaker 1: dick In and Tippin'. Yeah, born to run owner at 347 00:18:54,560 --> 00:18:58,440 Speaker 1: Mission Park Funeral Chapels, and he's a milkman. He started 348 00:18:58,480 --> 00:19:02,199 Speaker 1: the second job during the COVID nineteen pandemic as it 349 00:19:02,240 --> 00:19:05,000 Speaker 1: began to surge and people began to hoard things like milk, cheese, 350 00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:07,760 Speaker 1: and eggs. People were taking a little too much of 351 00:19:07,760 --> 00:19:10,280 Speaker 1: what they don't think they could possibly use. And I 352 00:19:10,320 --> 00:19:13,159 Speaker 1: wanted to get it to people who could really use it. 353 00:19:13,880 --> 00:19:16,320 Speaker 1: I really need it and who deserved it. Tip said. 354 00:19:16,600 --> 00:19:18,800 Speaker 1: It didn't take long for Tips to work the phones 355 00:19:18,800 --> 00:19:21,240 Speaker 1: and find out how to buy more than three thousand 356 00:19:21,240 --> 00:19:24,200 Speaker 1: gallons of milk, which were delivered on an eighteen wheeler 357 00:19:24,280 --> 00:19:28,200 Speaker 1: from Tyler, Texas. What there were several things that were 358 00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:30,840 Speaker 1: being hoarded, Tip said, one of them I can't figure 359 00:19:30,840 --> 00:19:33,360 Speaker 1: out for the life of me, which was toilet paper. 360 00:19:33,800 --> 00:19:36,840 Speaker 1: Everybody was hoarding toilet paper. But the other thing they 361 00:19:36,840 --> 00:19:40,080 Speaker 1: were hoarding was water and milk and eggs. So that's 362 00:19:40,119 --> 00:19:42,080 Speaker 1: when I got the milk and eggs and decided to 363 00:19:42,080 --> 00:19:45,120 Speaker 1: become the Milkman. As you say, So basically what I'm 364 00:19:45,119 --> 00:19:48,840 Speaker 1: saying is, by all appearances, Dick Tips is a great guy. 365 00:19:49,040 --> 00:19:51,960 Speaker 1: This is a very generous thing to do during a 366 00:19:51,960 --> 00:19:58,760 Speaker 1: stressful time. Okay. After securing the load, uh man. After 367 00:19:58,800 --> 00:20:04,200 Speaker 1: securing the load, Dick Tip secured a Highland milk truck, 368 00:20:04,200 --> 00:20:06,199 Speaker 1: had shared it under his name, and began taking it 369 00:20:06,240 --> 00:20:09,680 Speaker 1: to the streets. His delivery schedule has included those out 370 00:20:09,720 --> 00:20:12,520 Speaker 1: in the front lines of the pandemic and even some 371 00:20:12,640 --> 00:20:15,399 Speaker 1: charity organizations throughout San Antonio. I've got a lot of 372 00:20:15,440 --> 00:20:17,840 Speaker 1: different charities here in San Antonio, and I dropped off 373 00:20:17,880 --> 00:20:20,680 Speaker 1: milk for kids who need it. Tip said, they drink 374 00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:23,800 Speaker 1: almost eighteen gallons of milk a day through breakfast, lunch, 375 00:20:23,840 --> 00:20:24,280 Speaker 1: and dinner. 376 00:20:24,359 --> 00:20:28,080 Speaker 2: Who is wait, who's drinking eighteen gallons of milk a day? 377 00:20:28,520 --> 00:20:35,040 Speaker 1: These kids? The kids, these kids, you have been to Texas, 378 00:20:35,280 --> 00:20:39,399 Speaker 1: They've drink a lot of milk in Texas. In San Antonio, 379 00:20:39,960 --> 00:20:41,960 Speaker 1: milk drinking milk, chuck and cuts. 380 00:20:42,440 --> 00:20:45,080 Speaker 2: I don't understand is he is this a business that 381 00:20:45,119 --> 00:20:47,439 Speaker 2: he runs or is he just delivering milk. 382 00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:51,159 Speaker 1: I think he owns the funeral services, so he says, 383 00:20:53,160 --> 00:20:55,840 Speaker 1: Tip said, he won't stop there though he's not discriminating 384 00:20:55,880 --> 00:20:58,280 Speaker 1: against who he delivers too, even if it's a competitor 385 00:20:58,320 --> 00:21:01,280 Speaker 1: in the funeral services industries. I think his bread and 386 00:21:01,320 --> 00:21:09,520 Speaker 1: butter is funeral services, which, hey, people won't stop dying. No, 387 00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:14,359 Speaker 1: I'm on a mission, and that's the company. That's the 388 00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:17,119 Speaker 1: name of my company, Mission Park, and it's our mission 389 00:21:17,240 --> 00:21:19,600 Speaker 1: to care. And I say, hey, it's our mission to 390 00:21:19,640 --> 00:21:26,000 Speaker 1: give milk. Dick tips head, Oh man, it's I'm trying. 391 00:21:25,800 --> 00:21:29,479 Speaker 2: Dick tips given milk, dick tips given milk. 392 00:21:29,600 --> 00:21:33,399 Speaker 1: That's what should be called God. You got it. The 393 00:21:33,440 --> 00:21:35,440 Speaker 1: new venture for Tips is something he's enjoying, and we'll 394 00:21:35,480 --> 00:21:37,920 Speaker 1: keep doing as long as the current situation persists. Until 395 00:21:37,960 --> 00:21:39,600 Speaker 1: we get to the other side of this long tunnel. 396 00:21:39,600 --> 00:21:42,400 Speaker 1: I'm going to keep delivering milk. Tip said, on top 397 00:21:42,440 --> 00:21:45,960 Speaker 1: of essentials, he's also got a blue Bunny vanilla sandwich 398 00:21:46,040 --> 00:21:50,040 Speaker 1: ice cream or that's a really weird sentence. On top 399 00:21:50,080 --> 00:21:53,399 Speaker 1: of the essentials, he's also got blue belly, blue Bunny 400 00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:57,479 Speaker 1: vanilla ice cream sandwiches, and even more coming on his 401 00:21:57,680 --> 00:22:01,359 Speaker 1: next eighteen wheelers. So there you go, Dick Tip San Antonio. 402 00:22:01,920 --> 00:22:04,760 Speaker 1: He saw people in need, and he stood up and 403 00:22:04,840 --> 00:22:06,000 Speaker 1: did something about it. 404 00:22:06,080 --> 00:22:10,920 Speaker 2: I wonder how much an eighteen wheeler of milk costs? Right, 405 00:22:10,960 --> 00:22:14,040 Speaker 2: it's a great Yeah, it's a great question. I mean 406 00:22:14,160 --> 00:22:17,080 Speaker 2: the questions for Dick Tips. Yeah, Dick Tips will tell you. 407 00:22:17,240 --> 00:22:19,520 Speaker 2: He'll look your dead in the eye and tell you exactly. 408 00:22:19,119 --> 00:22:20,200 Speaker 1: How much it costs. 409 00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:22,480 Speaker 2: That is I mean, like, obviously this is an old 410 00:22:22,520 --> 00:22:27,399 Speaker 2: story from the pandemic ago I think, yeah, I like everyone, 411 00:22:28,720 --> 00:22:32,240 Speaker 2: the pandemic seems so far away now, doesn't it. 412 00:22:32,240 --> 00:22:35,880 Speaker 1: It's really weird. That's the weirdest part it. Well, yeah, 413 00:22:35,960 --> 00:22:41,840 Speaker 1: it's five years ago. Crazy, that's crazy, crazy. 414 00:22:41,440 --> 00:22:43,840 Speaker 2: That it was five years ago and we really haven't 415 00:22:43,880 --> 00:22:45,280 Speaker 2: talked about it or processed it. 416 00:22:45,480 --> 00:22:48,200 Speaker 1: That he wighs shape or form, I know. And it's 417 00:22:48,280 --> 00:22:54,119 Speaker 1: like nobody's making media about it anymore. Yeah, text is 418 00:22:54,200 --> 00:22:56,760 Speaker 1: dick Tips still delivering into Google. And just see how 419 00:22:56,800 --> 00:23:00,920 Speaker 1: crazy this is. Dick Tips still delivering because I might 420 00:23:00,960 --> 00:23:01,879 Speaker 1: get in. 421 00:23:02,600 --> 00:23:05,280 Speaker 2: There's some dick Tips delivering definitely somewhere. 422 00:23:05,720 --> 00:23:08,639 Speaker 1: This guy seems like a great guy. I don't know, 423 00:23:10,720 --> 00:23:13,120 Speaker 1: not so sure. I'm not so sure. He's he named 424 00:23:13,160 --> 00:23:16,080 Speaker 1: himself dick Tips. I don't care what how old, how 425 00:23:16,080 --> 00:23:18,520 Speaker 1: old you are, you're naming yourself dick Tips. You know 426 00:23:18,880 --> 00:23:22,040 Speaker 1: he's taking on Okay, this is in San Antonio Express. 427 00:23:22,080 --> 00:23:25,080 Speaker 1: It says funeral home mogul. Dick Tips takes on San 428 00:23:25,119 --> 00:23:30,480 Speaker 1: Antonio Homeowners Association over a billboard. I think this guy's 429 00:23:30,480 --> 00:23:35,639 Speaker 1: fight the good fight. But we'll never find out. Darlands 430 00:23:35,680 --> 00:23:39,240 Speaker 1: of milk, Yeah, it would be in an eighteen wheeler. 431 00:23:39,480 --> 00:23:43,360 Speaker 1: How many gallons of milk in an eighteen wheeler? Oh 432 00:23:43,400 --> 00:23:49,080 Speaker 1: my gosh, Oh here we go. I'm okay, okay, can 433 00:23:49,200 --> 00:23:53,000 Speaker 1: carry between five thousand and eight thousand gallons of milk 434 00:23:53,480 --> 00:23:57,840 Speaker 1: in its tank. Super tankers can hold up to twelve 435 00:23:57,920 --> 00:24:01,480 Speaker 1: thousand gallons. Up to twelve thousands, so that's a tanker though. 436 00:24:01,480 --> 00:24:03,639 Speaker 1: That's that's if dick tips built up to your houses. 437 00:24:03,640 --> 00:24:05,359 Speaker 2: You just got to get underneath it and you open 438 00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:06,359 Speaker 2: it up on your face. 439 00:24:07,080 --> 00:24:10,600 Speaker 1: So let's say eighteen thousand, that's if you get to 440 00:24:10,680 --> 00:24:15,199 Speaker 1: drink from milk hose. Don't you do this to me? 441 00:24:16,040 --> 00:24:20,080 Speaker 1: Do do this to be? This is amazing. 442 00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:24,000 Speaker 2: There's so many pet There's a reddit called ask Old People, 443 00:24:27,119 --> 00:24:29,919 Speaker 2: and it is a topic in the days of the milkman. 444 00:24:30,240 --> 00:24:37,760 Speaker 1: How did all that work? Oh? The internet is very funny. 445 00:24:38,280 --> 00:24:40,560 Speaker 1: When I was down in the back of the Mississippi 446 00:24:40,600 --> 00:24:43,040 Speaker 1: days when I was dating a young woman from down there, 447 00:24:43,080 --> 00:24:44,960 Speaker 1: I was a young man, so it was all age appropriate, 448 00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:48,480 Speaker 1: of course. We I was at a big crawfish boil 449 00:24:48,480 --> 00:24:51,880 Speaker 1: and it was hot Mississippi in the summer, hot, hot, hot. Yeah. 450 00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:55,199 Speaker 1: This one guy is kind of a done well for himself. 451 00:24:55,240 --> 00:24:59,879 Speaker 1: I think everybody's hot, sweating, you know, they're they're boiling crawfish. 452 00:25:00,760 --> 00:25:04,199 Speaker 1: And this guy pulls up in a bread truck. He 453 00:25:04,240 --> 00:25:07,320 Speaker 1: had just bought a bread truck, which I think was 454 00:25:07,880 --> 00:25:10,560 Speaker 1: bunny bread. I think that is a brand. I'm not 455 00:25:10,640 --> 00:25:14,119 Speaker 1: too familiar. But anyways, this is like a wonderbread par 456 00:25:14,200 --> 00:25:17,639 Speaker 1: competitor and he parked it. So I just thought he 457 00:25:17,760 --> 00:25:19,560 Speaker 1: worked for a bread company. And they're like, no, he 458 00:25:19,800 --> 00:25:21,680 Speaker 1: just bought that. And I was like, oh yeah, it's 459 00:25:21,680 --> 00:25:23,760 Speaker 1: like because it's cool in the back. So he bought it, 460 00:25:23,840 --> 00:25:25,280 Speaker 1: and then we're all going to sit in the back 461 00:25:25,359 --> 00:25:27,679 Speaker 1: of that bread truck and start drinking what And I 462 00:25:27,720 --> 00:25:30,160 Speaker 1: go really, And so that's exactly what we did. 463 00:25:30,560 --> 00:25:34,280 Speaker 2: So wait, it was a refrigerated bread truck. 464 00:25:34,320 --> 00:25:36,960 Speaker 1: Lightly refrigerated in the back, and so it had like 465 00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:38,960 Speaker 1: two bench seatings on the side, and then it used 466 00:25:38,960 --> 00:25:40,960 Speaker 1: to have shelves above it. So he took the shelves up. 467 00:25:40,960 --> 00:25:42,679 Speaker 1: So he drives us up to a party. This is 468 00:25:42,760 --> 00:25:46,080 Speaker 1: just a big outdoor party. There's probably let's say forty 469 00:25:46,080 --> 00:25:49,879 Speaker 1: five people there. There's a string band playing, there's a 470 00:25:49,960 --> 00:25:54,600 Speaker 1: couple people catfishing or fishing for catfish. There's long horned 471 00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:57,840 Speaker 1: cattle like long horn steer everywhere because that's one of 472 00:25:57,880 --> 00:25:59,520 Speaker 1: the people that owned the house that I was at 473 00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:03,360 Speaker 1: had that or had them. And so I'm there, I'm 474 00:26:03,359 --> 00:26:04,879 Speaker 1: a fish. I'm a fish out of water. I'm the 475 00:26:04,880 --> 00:26:08,760 Speaker 1: only person. Yeah, I'm only from Maryland. Yeah, they considered 476 00:26:08,800 --> 00:26:11,880 Speaker 1: me a They were like Catholic. I'm like yeah, they're like, oh, 477 00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:14,360 Speaker 1: it's Christian. And you're like, okay, here we go. I'm 478 00:26:14,359 --> 00:26:15,919 Speaker 1: not going to make it through the night. I'm not 479 00:26:15,960 --> 00:26:17,639 Speaker 1: making out of this bread truck life. 480 00:26:17,880 --> 00:26:22,240 Speaker 2: Wait, Southern Southern is is Protestant. Southern's Baptist is that it. 481 00:26:22,359 --> 00:26:24,720 Speaker 2: Everybody's Baptist, some of. 482 00:26:24,680 --> 00:26:27,760 Speaker 1: Them Methodists, but yeah, Southern Baptist is a little different 483 00:26:27,760 --> 00:26:31,879 Speaker 1: than regular Baptists too. So but these are these are 484 00:26:31,880 --> 00:26:34,080 Speaker 1: people are all liberal and fun. They were they were wild, 485 00:26:34,160 --> 00:26:39,560 Speaker 1: they were hippies. They liked marijuana. So anyways, so there 486 00:26:39,600 --> 00:26:41,320 Speaker 1: was one young man that I didn't know. He was 487 00:26:41,359 --> 00:26:43,840 Speaker 1: the son of He was about eleven years old, twelve 488 00:26:43,920 --> 00:26:47,360 Speaker 1: years old, and he uh, he had a learning difference. 489 00:26:47,560 --> 00:26:50,160 Speaker 1: So he was a really sweet kid. Everybody liked him. 490 00:26:50,200 --> 00:26:52,240 Speaker 1: And all this poor little guy wanted to do is 491 00:26:52,320 --> 00:26:54,439 Speaker 1: drive this thing called a gator, which is kind of 492 00:26:54,480 --> 00:26:57,640 Speaker 1: like off road. It's kind of a golf cart sort 493 00:26:57,680 --> 00:27:00,560 Speaker 1: of thing, but like a four by four thing. Yeah. Yeah, all, 494 00:27:00,600 --> 00:27:03,280 Speaker 1: and so they were like, you can't drive it, give 495 00:27:03,320 --> 00:27:05,159 Speaker 1: me a give me a name Kurt. Just that boy's 496 00:27:05,240 --> 00:27:09,600 Speaker 1: name Kirby. Kirby. Great, it wasn't Kirby, so that's perfect. 497 00:27:11,040 --> 00:27:13,280 Speaker 1: So Kirby. They're like, Kirby, you can't drive that thing 498 00:27:13,320 --> 00:27:15,560 Speaker 1: on your own, bud, but his parents were like, you 499 00:27:15,600 --> 00:27:17,439 Speaker 1: could sit on it, like and so he goes over 500 00:27:17,480 --> 00:27:19,240 Speaker 1: and he sits on it. He's having fun and he's 501 00:27:19,240 --> 00:27:21,680 Speaker 1: in the shade, and so everybody else is just kind 502 00:27:21,680 --> 00:27:24,280 Speaker 1: of scattering. And then I noticed that all the adults 503 00:27:24,320 --> 00:27:27,680 Speaker 1: are like kind of missing, including the person I was dating. 504 00:27:28,280 --> 00:27:30,040 Speaker 1: And then I go over to the bread truck and 505 00:27:30,080 --> 00:27:31,920 Speaker 1: they're all just sitting in the back of a bread truck. 506 00:27:32,800 --> 00:27:37,280 Speaker 1: They're all kind it's tell, you say, a retired bread 507 00:27:37,280 --> 00:27:39,440 Speaker 1: truck that he bought probably from the scrapyard that kept 508 00:27:39,480 --> 00:27:41,879 Speaker 1: the back cold enough where you could get out of 509 00:27:41,920 --> 00:27:44,960 Speaker 1: the coldness and sit where bread used to sit. That's 510 00:27:44,960 --> 00:27:47,560 Speaker 1: so crazy. So I go in there and then it's 511 00:27:47,600 --> 00:27:50,320 Speaker 1: so packed tight and at the time, you know, I'm 512 00:27:50,480 --> 00:27:52,359 Speaker 1: still not a big weat smoker, but it was just 513 00:27:52,400 --> 00:27:54,359 Speaker 1: so many people packed in there and so much drinking, 514 00:27:54,440 --> 00:27:57,000 Speaker 1: so much laughing, and so much wheat that I'm like, 515 00:27:57,000 --> 00:28:00,800 Speaker 1: I gotta get out of here. So so I get 516 00:28:00,840 --> 00:28:03,879 Speaker 1: out of there. This woman named Linda comes up to 517 00:28:03,920 --> 00:28:07,240 Speaker 1: me and she's got a Margarite in her hand. That's gimungus. 518 00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:11,000 Speaker 1: It's just a novelty size, gigantic margarita. And she goes, here, Scotty, 519 00:28:11,040 --> 00:28:12,560 Speaker 1: this is for you. I go, thank She goes, if 520 00:28:12,560 --> 00:28:14,280 Speaker 1: you don't want it, you can give it to the cows. 521 00:28:14,680 --> 00:28:17,400 Speaker 1: I go, okay, she goes, no, seriously, they drink margarita's. 522 00:28:17,400 --> 00:28:20,520 Speaker 1: I go, all right, So I love margarita, is my 523 00:28:20,520 --> 00:28:24,119 Speaker 1: favorite cocktail. So I'm walking over. I'm sipping this I 524 00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:27,200 Speaker 1: don't know, let's say, twenty four ounces margarita. And I'm 525 00:28:27,200 --> 00:28:29,480 Speaker 1: walking up to the long horned steer like the kind 526 00:28:29,600 --> 00:28:31,480 Speaker 1: you know you see in Texas where Dick Tip lives. 527 00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:35,920 Speaker 1: And I hold it out and this cow puts his head, 528 00:28:36,040 --> 00:28:38,240 Speaker 1: or the steer puts its head right over the thing, 529 00:28:38,280 --> 00:28:41,160 Speaker 1: and in one giant no scoop, he does not the 530 00:28:41,200 --> 00:28:44,160 Speaker 1: margarita out of a margarita glass. No he does not, 531 00:28:45,200 --> 00:28:49,240 Speaker 1: So then yes he does, and maybe two maybe two scoops. 532 00:28:49,240 --> 00:28:50,960 Speaker 1: Maybe get a little ahead of myself, maybe give it 533 00:28:50,960 --> 00:28:53,680 Speaker 1: a little taster, and then he goes and just scoops us. 534 00:28:53,720 --> 00:28:56,640 Speaker 1: Now I have no Margarita. Everybody I do know there 535 00:28:57,440 --> 00:28:59,959 Speaker 1: is in a bread truck getting high in front. Everybody 536 00:29:00,040 --> 00:29:01,840 Speaker 1: else doesn't know who the hell I am. I'm just 537 00:29:02,440 --> 00:29:06,600 Speaker 1: white guy number seven. And then I see Kirby just 538 00:29:06,720 --> 00:29:09,560 Speaker 1: gasing it just on the gator, dapsing it off just 539 00:29:09,720 --> 00:29:13,480 Speaker 1: down a trail along the along the fence line where 540 00:29:13,480 --> 00:29:15,360 Speaker 1: all the cows are. He's on the outside of the cows, 541 00:29:15,400 --> 00:29:18,400 Speaker 1: the steer on the inside. So I don't know anybody, 542 00:29:18,480 --> 00:29:20,840 Speaker 1: and I don't know his parents' names. I just know 543 00:29:21,960 --> 00:29:24,280 Speaker 1: he's not supposed to be. We were keeping an eye 544 00:29:24,320 --> 00:29:27,160 Speaker 1: out for Kirby, and so I have to run back 545 00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:30,760 Speaker 1: over to a bread truck and go hi. Kirby is 546 00:29:31,160 --> 00:29:33,959 Speaker 1: driving into the woods on the gator, and all these 547 00:29:33,960 --> 00:29:36,880 Speaker 1: adults go what And they're all jumping up until all 548 00:29:36,920 --> 00:29:41,960 Speaker 1: these tied eyed, drunk Mississippians are running this kid that's 549 00:29:42,240 --> 00:29:46,000 Speaker 1: not supposed to be driving this gator, and his parents 550 00:29:46,040 --> 00:29:48,600 Speaker 1: take off after him. He disappears into the woods, and 551 00:29:48,640 --> 00:29:50,920 Speaker 1: then when they catch up to this, they come out. 552 00:29:51,080 --> 00:29:53,560 Speaker 1: Kirby's fine in the long run, but they caught him 553 00:29:53,680 --> 00:29:56,960 Speaker 1: about two hundred yards into the woods. He had gone 554 00:29:57,080 --> 00:29:59,960 Speaker 1: up onto a log like a crossing and got stuck, 555 00:30:00,240 --> 00:30:02,280 Speaker 1: so he was just sitting there. They drove him back 556 00:30:02,520 --> 00:30:05,160 Speaker 1: and everybody just congratulated him. It was the cutest thing 557 00:30:05,160 --> 00:30:06,520 Speaker 1: in the world. He thought he was going to get 558 00:30:06,600 --> 00:30:09,320 Speaker 1: yelled at or screened. Yeah, yeah, so happy that Kirby 559 00:30:09,360 --> 00:30:12,120 Speaker 1: was okay, that people were just like tossling his hair 560 00:30:12,200 --> 00:30:15,120 Speaker 1: and just giving them hugs and cheering them on. And 561 00:30:15,160 --> 00:30:17,000 Speaker 1: then yeah, so then I just ended up sitting in 562 00:30:17,040 --> 00:30:22,560 Speaker 1: a bread truck for the rest of the afternoon with 563 00:30:22,560 --> 00:30:24,760 Speaker 1: with a bunch of adults as talking about Kirby who 564 00:30:24,840 --> 00:30:27,960 Speaker 1: was just running for the hills. Man, oh man, I 565 00:30:28,040 --> 00:30:31,000 Speaker 1: love it. I love that just fifteen of the greatest 566 00:30:31,040 --> 00:30:33,000 Speaker 1: minutes of my life. Are you joking? 567 00:30:33,120 --> 00:30:36,520 Speaker 2: I mean, like that is that. It's an amazing story. 568 00:30:36,600 --> 00:30:39,480 Speaker 2: It's an amazing story. It's an amazing location. I can't 569 00:30:39,520 --> 00:30:42,080 Speaker 2: believe that there were long horns steer. 570 00:30:42,320 --> 00:30:45,600 Speaker 1: Yeah. Grass fed cattle was the guy's retirement plan. That 571 00:30:45,760 --> 00:30:48,480 Speaker 1: was his retirement plan. Oh my god. He had the 572 00:30:48,520 --> 00:30:52,400 Speaker 1: guy that bought the bread truck. His retirement plan was 573 00:30:52,480 --> 00:30:56,360 Speaker 1: longhorned grass fed meat. And he thought that was gonna 574 00:30:56,360 --> 00:30:57,760 Speaker 1: be like the way of the future. And then he's like, 575 00:30:57,800 --> 00:31:01,040 Speaker 1: nobody likes it. Doesn't taste just good or something. And uh, 576 00:31:02,200 --> 00:31:04,560 Speaker 1: that was his That was his retirement. That and long 577 00:31:04,600 --> 00:31:06,760 Speaker 1: needle pines, which a lot of people buy, like acres 578 00:31:06,800 --> 00:31:09,000 Speaker 1: and acres of long needle pines and then they use 579 00:31:09,040 --> 00:31:13,120 Speaker 1: it for like mulch in landscaping. Literally cut it down 580 00:31:13,160 --> 00:31:18,520 Speaker 1: at some point and that's your retirement. Oh wow, So 581 00:31:19,360 --> 00:31:20,440 Speaker 1: I remember I had. 582 00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:24,000 Speaker 2: I had there was It was some folks that I 583 00:31:24,040 --> 00:31:26,000 Speaker 2: knew up in upstate New York that lived a place 584 00:31:26,040 --> 00:31:29,760 Speaker 2: called folk Kill. I don't believe it exists anymore, but 585 00:31:29,880 --> 00:31:34,320 Speaker 2: they were off the grid people. They were really fantastic 586 00:31:34,360 --> 00:31:36,920 Speaker 2: people who just like they had normal jobs and everything, 587 00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:39,080 Speaker 2: and then they just decided like that's it, We're gonna 588 00:31:39,080 --> 00:31:41,400 Speaker 2: live off grid. They lived at a place no electricity, 589 00:31:42,880 --> 00:31:46,160 Speaker 2: no running water. They had a they had a little 590 00:31:46,240 --> 00:31:48,560 Speaker 2: pond that they would that they could also use to 591 00:31:48,600 --> 00:31:52,400 Speaker 2: get drinkable water out of and stuff. But their retirement 592 00:31:52,440 --> 00:31:57,200 Speaker 2: plan was ginsing. So they had planted gin sing. Yeah, 593 00:31:57,240 --> 00:32:00,280 Speaker 2: because jensing takes about ten years to get. But then 594 00:32:00,360 --> 00:32:02,400 Speaker 2: once it comes up, if you got a big gin sing, 595 00:32:02,400 --> 00:32:03,560 Speaker 2: you can get it. You can sell it for like 596 00:32:03,600 --> 00:32:04,880 Speaker 2: twenty thousand dollars. 597 00:32:05,520 --> 00:32:09,840 Speaker 1: I don't know is ginsing a root. I have no idea. 598 00:32:10,080 --> 00:32:12,760 Speaker 1: It's okay. It's a big old root and then they 599 00:32:12,800 --> 00:32:15,560 Speaker 1: boil it or something and turn it into tinctures and 600 00:32:15,560 --> 00:32:18,160 Speaker 1: then you just, yeah, you just sell the root itself. 601 00:32:18,200 --> 00:32:20,240 Speaker 2: I mean they people use it for ast sorts of stuff, 602 00:32:20,280 --> 00:32:22,160 Speaker 2: but they you can just like grind it up and 603 00:32:22,200 --> 00:32:24,640 Speaker 2: it's like, you know, has that little pick me up? 604 00:32:25,120 --> 00:32:28,000 Speaker 1: And jing sing are those trees that have the paddle 605 00:32:28,040 --> 00:32:30,520 Speaker 1: shaped leaf or something? Are they the ones that smell 606 00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:32,520 Speaker 1: a tout of fence it? No, I don't. 607 00:32:33,360 --> 00:32:35,880 Speaker 2: Gin Sing is literally just a plant that has a 608 00:32:35,880 --> 00:32:38,600 Speaker 2: big old root. That's why when you see them like 609 00:32:38,720 --> 00:32:40,760 Speaker 2: at the remember I think you used to see them 610 00:32:40,800 --> 00:32:43,920 Speaker 2: in a at like Bodega's in New York City. Yeah, 611 00:32:43,960 --> 00:32:45,520 Speaker 2: and they would just be sold there and it just 612 00:32:45,560 --> 00:32:47,680 Speaker 2: looked like the grossest little thing because it was the 613 00:32:47,760 --> 00:32:49,840 Speaker 2: root that was the picture of the root on the thing. 614 00:32:49,960 --> 00:32:52,200 Speaker 1: It just looked like a big hairy dick. You know. 615 00:32:52,280 --> 00:32:54,560 Speaker 1: I've never Maybe I should start taking gin sing. I 616 00:32:54,600 --> 00:32:57,040 Speaker 1: don't know what it's supposed to do for me, but uh. 617 00:32:56,800 --> 00:32:59,760 Speaker 2: Oh it's really Oh it's awesome. 618 00:32:59,880 --> 00:33:00,840 Speaker 1: I love gensing. 619 00:33:01,080 --> 00:33:04,720 Speaker 2: It's like, uh, it's caffeine but without being caffeine. It's 620 00:33:04,760 --> 00:33:08,640 Speaker 2: not caffeine, it's just energy. It's just like speed. It's wonderful. 621 00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:09,680 Speaker 1: You know, I like this. 622 00:33:10,240 --> 00:33:11,560 Speaker 2: You don't like that speed, baby? 623 00:33:12,040 --> 00:33:14,280 Speaker 1: You do? You like a curtle? Will get a triple 624 00:33:14,320 --> 00:33:16,520 Speaker 1: shot of espresso. Sometimes when we're on the road doing 625 00:33:16,520 --> 00:33:19,720 Speaker 1: Beninas Lives and people are like three and he's like, 626 00:33:19,720 --> 00:33:22,520 Speaker 1: can you do four? And they're like yeah, and he's like, okay, 627 00:33:22,600 --> 00:33:23,160 Speaker 1: let's do it. 628 00:33:23,880 --> 00:33:26,080 Speaker 2: That's the one thing that drives me crazy because I'll 629 00:33:26,120 --> 00:33:28,760 Speaker 2: often ask for a triple shot and They'll go, we 630 00:33:28,880 --> 00:33:30,680 Speaker 2: pull doubles, and I'm like. 631 00:33:30,600 --> 00:33:34,480 Speaker 1: They always say to you, shit, eat shit, then give 632 00:33:34,480 --> 00:33:35,280 Speaker 1: me the numbers. 633 00:33:35,320 --> 00:33:39,200 Speaker 2: I don't care. You're not really pulling doubles. Everybody whoever 634 00:33:39,240 --> 00:33:41,960 Speaker 2: has believed that they're pulling doubles. You're not pulling doubles. 635 00:33:42,320 --> 00:33:45,640 Speaker 1: You're just trying to cheat people. We got the dapples, 636 00:33:46,480 --> 00:33:50,080 Speaker 1: we got the we got dubbles. Here we go, I 637 00:33:50,200 --> 00:33:54,400 Speaker 1: send us home baby. Ooh yeah. 638 00:33:54,440 --> 00:33:59,640 Speaker 2: So this is fascinating. So now you can this is 639 00:33:59,640 --> 00:34:02,840 Speaker 2: a new thing is just started by a French company 640 00:34:03,360 --> 00:34:09,280 Speaker 2: where you can now fund your wedding by selling seats 641 00:34:09,360 --> 00:34:11,120 Speaker 2: to it to strangers. 642 00:34:12,840 --> 00:34:15,040 Speaker 1: Interesting. So now it's this. 643 00:34:15,440 --> 00:34:19,719 Speaker 2: It's a it's called invite in I N VI T 644 00:34:19,920 --> 00:34:24,840 Speaker 2: I N and it's a French startup. This is just 645 00:34:24,960 --> 00:34:28,440 Speaker 2: from their website. There's no there's no news article about this. 646 00:34:28,600 --> 00:34:32,399 Speaker 2: Just someone posted it on Reddit and so the only 647 00:34:32,440 --> 00:34:34,960 Speaker 2: thing I can read from is their website. Invite In 648 00:34:35,040 --> 00:34:37,480 Speaker 2: is a French startup that allows couples to sell seats 649 00:34:37,560 --> 00:34:40,560 Speaker 2: at their weddings to help finance their event. Buy a 650 00:34:40,600 --> 00:34:43,319 Speaker 2: seat to attend weddings as a guest and discover a 651 00:34:43,360 --> 00:34:47,600 Speaker 2: new way to experience weddings, a new way to experience 652 00:34:47,680 --> 00:34:50,359 Speaker 2: the weddings of strangers. 653 00:34:50,200 --> 00:34:53,239 Speaker 1: Paid crashing of weddings. Just people you don't know, You 654 00:34:53,280 --> 00:34:56,399 Speaker 1: don't know any context any do they love each other? Yeah? 655 00:34:56,719 --> 00:34:59,920 Speaker 2: More than just a celebration, These events transform into immerse 656 00:35:00,080 --> 00:35:04,880 Speaker 2: of experiences where elegance and unforgettable moments come together. What 657 00:35:05,160 --> 00:35:10,200 Speaker 2: are we talking about here, folks? What are we talking about? 658 00:35:10,719 --> 00:35:14,200 Speaker 1: But you know there's the Christmas shoppye is is everywhere 659 00:35:14,280 --> 00:35:15,920 Speaker 1: and open year round. And if you had told me 660 00:35:15,960 --> 00:35:18,240 Speaker 1: that there would be a place that just sold Christmas 661 00:35:18,280 --> 00:35:20,480 Speaker 1: stuff year round when I was a kid, had said, 662 00:35:20,480 --> 00:35:22,600 Speaker 1: you're a fool and a buffoon. Stop talking to me. 663 00:35:23,080 --> 00:35:26,560 Speaker 1: But by golly. People love things, and I feel like 664 00:35:26,640 --> 00:35:29,920 Speaker 1: weddings are just pageantry anyways, and who doesn't love a parade, 665 00:35:30,480 --> 00:35:34,160 Speaker 1: So this company might be genius. Like if you and 666 00:35:34,200 --> 00:35:37,040 Speaker 1: I were on the road and I was like, dude, 667 00:35:37,160 --> 00:35:39,640 Speaker 1: we're we can go to this wedding right now. Should 668 00:35:39,640 --> 00:35:41,680 Speaker 1: we put on our banana's yellow suits and go to 669 00:35:41,680 --> 00:35:45,319 Speaker 1: this wedding for fifty dollars twenty five each, I'd be like, 670 00:35:45,400 --> 00:35:47,279 Speaker 1: if we get to eat and drink, let's go to 671 00:35:47,320 --> 00:35:51,120 Speaker 1: this wedding. I won think it'd be fun. I don't know. 672 00:35:51,200 --> 00:35:52,399 Speaker 1: I know you like this. 673 00:35:52,719 --> 00:35:56,560 Speaker 2: I know you like this because and I just don't. 674 00:35:57,040 --> 00:36:01,239 Speaker 2: I yeah, I don't think. I don't think I would 675 00:36:01,239 --> 00:36:05,760 Speaker 2: because there's so much of a wedding that is waiting 676 00:36:05,840 --> 00:36:06,840 Speaker 2: for things to occur. 677 00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:08,279 Speaker 1: Do you know what I mean? That is true? 678 00:36:08,560 --> 00:36:10,040 Speaker 2: Like you get there, you wait in the sun for 679 00:36:10,080 --> 00:36:12,560 Speaker 2: the for the ceremony to start, and then you wait. 680 00:36:12,400 --> 00:36:13,760 Speaker 1: For the cocktail hour to start. 681 00:36:13,800 --> 00:36:16,160 Speaker 2: The cocktail hour is the best part of all the 682 00:36:16,160 --> 00:36:19,960 Speaker 2: weddings because everybody's just getting drunk and chit chat with 683 00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:22,040 Speaker 2: each other, and then you wait in line to get 684 00:36:22,040 --> 00:36:26,239 Speaker 2: food that's never very good. And then there's then the 685 00:36:26,320 --> 00:36:29,920 Speaker 2: dancing's fun sometimes, right, So I just don't know if 686 00:36:29,920 --> 00:36:31,319 Speaker 2: I would want to do it. I don't know if 687 00:36:31,320 --> 00:36:32,720 Speaker 2: I want to go to stranger's wedding. 688 00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:37,720 Speaker 1: I wonder you know, when that first video went viral 689 00:36:37,800 --> 00:36:40,680 Speaker 1: of like all the groomsmen and all the bridesmaids dancing 690 00:36:40,719 --> 00:36:44,120 Speaker 1: down the aisle choreographed and then everybody expect you to 691 00:36:44,160 --> 00:36:46,600 Speaker 1: do it at their wedding. That was probably the five 692 00:36:46,680 --> 00:36:51,560 Speaker 1: or six worst years of my life. That was hell 693 00:36:51,640 --> 00:36:54,240 Speaker 1: because one people are like, oh, you're a comedy writer, 694 00:36:54,360 --> 00:36:56,719 Speaker 1: You'll come up with something really funny, and I'm like, 695 00:36:56,960 --> 00:36:58,600 Speaker 1: I didn't even want to be in this wedding, to 696 00:36:58,640 --> 00:37:01,520 Speaker 1: be honest with you. So the act showed up time out. 697 00:37:01,600 --> 00:37:04,680 Speaker 2: You have been in weddings where you needed to dance 698 00:37:04,760 --> 00:37:05,759 Speaker 2: down the aisle. 699 00:37:06,040 --> 00:37:07,520 Speaker 1: Yeah, you had to have a little sketch. You had 700 00:37:07,560 --> 00:37:09,400 Speaker 1: to have a little bit because it's so funny and 701 00:37:09,440 --> 00:37:12,239 Speaker 1: nobody had ever thought of that before. Yeah, I've had 702 00:37:12,239 --> 00:37:14,600 Speaker 1: a couple and I've been I always get partnered with 703 00:37:14,640 --> 00:37:18,040 Speaker 1: the somebody I don't know, you know, a bridesmaid, I 704 00:37:18,040 --> 00:37:20,279 Speaker 1: don't know who's the fun one too, So they all 705 00:37:20,320 --> 00:37:22,520 Speaker 1: have nicknames like double D's. That's a real one because 706 00:37:22,560 --> 00:37:24,600 Speaker 1: she had her initials were double d's, and she also 707 00:37:24,960 --> 00:37:28,080 Speaker 1: had gigantic breasts, but they're like Scotty and double d's 708 00:37:28,080 --> 00:37:31,240 Speaker 1: are gonna be the funniest too. And I it took 709 00:37:32,200 --> 00:37:35,440 Speaker 1: willpower that I don't know if I have anymore, not 710 00:37:35,560 --> 00:37:38,879 Speaker 1: to just like run away, not to just run away 711 00:37:38,880 --> 00:37:41,440 Speaker 1: and dive into limo and say get me to the border, 712 00:37:41,880 --> 00:37:45,560 Speaker 1: I'll venmo you. And then I had another one where 713 00:37:45,800 --> 00:37:47,759 Speaker 1: the girl was like, I've had to do this shit 714 00:37:47,960 --> 00:37:51,560 Speaker 1: so many times. Just do this all dance around you 715 00:37:51,640 --> 00:37:54,200 Speaker 1: and you pretend like you're a photographer taking photos of me, 716 00:37:54,280 --> 00:37:57,919 Speaker 1: and I go, great, that sounds great. And that did 717 00:37:58,080 --> 00:38:01,279 Speaker 1: very well. That did very well, so just like knew 718 00:38:01,280 --> 00:38:04,040 Speaker 1: how to do it. Yes, And then the funniest one 719 00:38:04,480 --> 00:38:10,080 Speaker 1: was I was not in this wedding, but it was 720 00:38:10,120 --> 00:38:14,520 Speaker 1: that thing where the wedding and the reception were really 721 00:38:14,560 --> 00:38:18,040 Speaker 1: far apart. So the wedding took fifteen minutes, and then 722 00:38:18,040 --> 00:38:20,360 Speaker 1: we all got in the car and drove thirty minutes, 723 00:38:20,440 --> 00:38:22,680 Speaker 1: and then we got to the hall and then we 724 00:38:22,719 --> 00:38:25,320 Speaker 1: didn't you know they were in there. They did second 725 00:38:25,400 --> 00:38:27,880 Speaker 1: looks and the bride got on a different dress and 726 00:38:28,920 --> 00:38:31,680 Speaker 1: all the guys put on their converts Chuck Taylors or whatever, 727 00:38:32,200 --> 00:38:36,879 Speaker 1: and so we all pack in this place. I'm gonna 728 00:38:36,920 --> 00:38:40,520 Speaker 1: use a fake class name. But all sudden, this long 729 00:38:40,560 --> 00:38:45,840 Speaker 1: Island DJ gets on the microphone and he goes, ladies 730 00:38:46,080 --> 00:38:53,839 Speaker 1: and gentlemen, please welcome for the first time together, his 731 00:38:53,920 --> 00:38:59,959 Speaker 1: husband and wife missed and Missus Thompson, and then play 732 00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:04,279 Speaker 1: aid right into House of Pains, jump around, and a 733 00:39:04,360 --> 00:39:08,400 Speaker 1: curtain parted, and all the bridesmaids and groomsmen with the 734 00:39:08,440 --> 00:39:11,000 Speaker 1: bride and groom in the middle were just slam dancing 735 00:39:11,080 --> 00:39:17,320 Speaker 1: into each other to jump. That's so upsetting. I'm getting comfortable, dude. 736 00:39:17,440 --> 00:39:20,200 Speaker 1: It was I was. This was I was so young. 737 00:39:20,239 --> 00:39:22,279 Speaker 1: I was twenty two or something when it happened, and 738 00:39:22,320 --> 00:39:25,120 Speaker 1: I remember watching it going, I'm never going to see 739 00:39:25,160 --> 00:39:28,000 Speaker 1: any of these people ever again. And by golly, Kurt, 740 00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:32,480 Speaker 1: I have not seen that bride and groom since the welcome. 741 00:39:34,680 --> 00:39:38,719 Speaker 1: And then just women and men slam dancing into each 742 00:39:38,719 --> 00:39:40,399 Speaker 1: other on a dais and You're like. 743 00:39:40,480 --> 00:39:44,000 Speaker 2: I just I just realized. I want to take back 744 00:39:44,040 --> 00:39:47,440 Speaker 2: everything I said because I would pay to be at 745 00:39:47,480 --> 00:39:50,960 Speaker 2: that wedding. I will pay money to because that is 746 00:39:51,040 --> 00:39:53,840 Speaker 2: gonna be a fucking fun wedding. 747 00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:57,160 Speaker 1: You could leave whenever you want. That's the good way 748 00:39:57,160 --> 00:39:57,840 Speaker 1: of partying. 749 00:39:58,080 --> 00:40:00,279 Speaker 2: Actually, that's the best part is if you're paying to 750 00:40:00,320 --> 00:40:03,600 Speaker 2: be there, you just get up and leave and that wonderful. 751 00:40:03,840 --> 00:40:04,040 Speaker 1: Yeah. 752 00:40:04,160 --> 00:40:07,759 Speaker 2: If if things aren't going off, well we paid. I 753 00:40:07,800 --> 00:40:09,640 Speaker 2: don't know how much you pay to be at a wedding. 754 00:40:09,920 --> 00:40:13,160 Speaker 1: Smell you later. Anyways. What's the name of the French company? 755 00:40:13,200 --> 00:40:19,080 Speaker 1: Do you still have it on? Inighten or welcome to inventeen? 756 00:40:20,400 --> 00:40:23,319 Speaker 1: That is so I would I would definitely try it out. 757 00:40:24,280 --> 00:40:27,239 Speaker 1: God jump around? Worst song ever? Well, Scott, we did 758 00:40:27,280 --> 00:40:29,640 Speaker 1: it again. We did it, buddy. It's so good to 759 00:40:29,640 --> 00:40:31,520 Speaker 1: see you. I love you so much. 760 00:40:31,560 --> 00:40:35,440 Speaker 2: I hope you have a fantastic time on your vacation. 761 00:40:36,480 --> 00:40:38,080 Speaker 2: And uh, we'll. 762 00:40:37,880 --> 00:40:39,840 Speaker 1: Have a I'll see you assume, buddy. I'll see you 763 00:40:39,840 --> 00:40:43,160 Speaker 1: a couple of days. Hell yeah, I see you then. Mm. 764 00:40:44,200 --> 00:40:49,680 Speaker 1: Bananas Bananas is an exactly right media production. Our producer 765 00:40:49,719 --> 00:40:52,759 Speaker 1: and engineer is Katie Levine. 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