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Speaker 1: Y'all listening to the voice, come on dig me now

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Speaker 1: wanted only Steve Harvey got a radio show. Okay, here

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Speaker 1: we go. I was working out. I was talking to

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Speaker 1: my life this way now. And I'm talking about grateful

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Speaker 1: ugly and I have had all of them. The person

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Speaker 1: you see today it ain't always who I was. It

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Speaker 1: was on the inside of me, but it hadn't externalized itself,

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Speaker 1: if that's a word. It hadn't been brought out. It

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Speaker 1: don't trip Hem through with me yet. Even today, I'm

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Speaker 1: still an imperfect soldier for Christ. Today, I still fall

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Speaker 1: for the life I have. And you know what, I

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Speaker 1: want to encourage everybody today to explore your possibilities. I mean, man,

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Speaker 1: explore your possibilities. Why would you not want to find out, discover,

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Speaker 1: want you to know that the devil is busy, that

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Speaker 1: of your life's possibilities, what's possible with your life? And

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Speaker 1: I'm talking about from right where you are right now.

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Speaker 1: I'm not asking you to change, I'm not asking you

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Speaker 1: right now. Broken, misled, misguided, misunderstood, mistaken, all of that, misfortunate,

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Speaker 1: all of the missus you've been talking about in your life.

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Speaker 1: You know you. I missed the lottery, I missed my ride.

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Speaker 1: They fined me. I missed the deadline. I didn't get

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Speaker 1: it miss pop. People just miss stay self to death.

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Speaker 1: If you've been all in missus, God can get you

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Speaker 1: finn to make a diabolical mistake in your life. You

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Speaker 1: You understand. See excuse me for being a new Christian.

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Speaker 1: people to remember that man, God is a redeemer, He

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Speaker 1: now what you asking fault? You know you might not

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Speaker 1: we let Steve we love man, we live? That was fun.

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Speaker 1: We bought that life? What's going on? Junior? You got one?

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Speaker 1: I just gonna say morning on my toem me. You

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Speaker 1: now dude, this one still work. Turn up? Yeah, that

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Speaker 1: Everybody cool? My man? Slapping five? You did that that?

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Speaker 1: You know, Hey, hey, hey, let me tell you what

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Speaker 1: But it's so funny, Steve, You're right because we're at

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Speaker 1: There's nothing that we can do that where our kids

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Speaker 1: think we're cool. Nothing. All right, listen. Coming up at

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Speaker 1: thirty two after the hour, we'll have more of the

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Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Shop right after this. Let we let

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Speaker 1: turn up. You're listening to show. I gotta ask the guys,

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Speaker 1: what was the best summer job you ever had? And

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Speaker 1: what job would you not do again? No matter how

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Speaker 1: much it paid? Steve? What job would I not do again?

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Speaker 1: O matter how much you paid? That? Found you at

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Speaker 1: what I was meant to do. But uh, though, Lincoln

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Speaker 1: Electric is the worst job I've ever had. I hate it.

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Speaker 1: What did you do that? What did you do there?

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Speaker 1: I wrapped coil wire? You? It's so really it's tough.

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Speaker 1: You know what dies are? Dives are these small round

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Speaker 1: things that you pull wire through, and every die gets smaller.

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Speaker 1: He's calling, Yo, what's up? Who this? Uh? Okay? Who? Who? Who?

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Speaker 1: Who is this? This is a I'm a man. Who this? Okay?

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Speaker 1: Look at me. I don't know how your brothers gets. Man.

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Speaker 1: I'm as black as I ever was, and you can't

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Speaker 1: messing my blackness because of who I'm dating. You show

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Speaker 1: up at her job tomorrow, You're gonna get your You

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Speaker 1: ain't gonna sit and threaten me. Man, I am with

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Speaker 1: an you don't work, can't happen now, I'm worth that year.

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Speaker 1: You're done. You're done, so you can stop calling the

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Speaker 1: housing a woman to your job tomorrow. Do you want

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Speaker 1: to say I'm coming again? Means you all you need

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Speaker 1: to me? Matter fact, you can have your man at

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Speaker 1: your job at lunchtime. Not only am I gonna talk

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Speaker 1: to you at lunchtime, I'm a whooping. Be any talking

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Speaker 1: you show what there's not gonna be any talking. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's gonna be back. Then you have a discussion to

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Speaker 1: uphold and help you want. Okay, you know what, there's

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Speaker 1: a saying. Are you on with the fool? Makes you

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Speaker 1: a fool? So this conversation is over. Could I say

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Speaker 1: one more thing to you? Watch? This is nephew tim

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Speaker 1: Me from the Steve Hobby Morning Show. You just got

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Speaker 1: pranked by your girlfriend. Oh my goodness, wow, okay, he

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Speaker 1: he's about to take his blood. What hey, hey, hey,

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Speaker 1: nephew tim Me. I ain't never like knowing. I gotta

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Speaker 1: ask y'all before I leave, and I need to hear

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Speaker 1: this from both of y'all. What is the baddest radio

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Speaker 1: show in the land? Come on, baby, give it to me, y'all.

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Speaker 1: Gotta get it tim Me? That game too like too much? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Coming up more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right

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Speaker 1: after this you're listening show. All right, guys, time for

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Speaker 1: ask Steve. This is Steve's favorite segment. We get to

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Speaker 1: ask him questions and he gets to answer our only request.

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Speaker 1: This is another question answer short because you waste time

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Speaker 1: with that. Why do you hate that so much? All right?

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Speaker 1: Steve does? He does? All right, Steve, here we go.

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Speaker 1: What's the lame, lamest excuse that you've given to get

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Speaker 1: off the phone with someone? You got a lot of those,

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Speaker 1: Come on, Oh the lamest. One of my best words

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Speaker 1: is that the swimming pool is on by literally women

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Speaker 1: pool somebody spilt some oil and this women pools on fire.

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Speaker 1: Grease fire throws people into it. For real. You gotta

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Speaker 1: gotta that's crazy, Steven, right, lame? What hell? There's a rating? Heel?

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Speaker 1: Oh god, yeah, yeah, yeah, tell me? Come on, how

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Speaker 1: about this? How do you handle how do you handle

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Speaker 1: people who won't stop talking? You know, despite playing a

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Speaker 1: non verbal clue, I ain't got a problem. I just

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Speaker 1: walk off. I just walk off the well. Do they notice?

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Speaker 1: They're so busy talking, they don't even notice that. I'll

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Speaker 1: do it. While I'm looking at him. I give him

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Speaker 1: one last blink like that, and then I turned and

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Speaker 1: walk off like that. I've done that a bunch of

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Speaker 1: time parties, all kinds of stuff. I walked right off.

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Speaker 1: Here's stupid. My kids was in my office one day,

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Speaker 1: just talking to me, asking me. Got him walked out

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Speaker 1: on in the backyard, lit a cigar. Fuck it off?

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Speaker 1: Come on, all right? Other than a plunger, what is

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Speaker 1: something that you need to buy long before you need

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Speaker 1: to use it? In insurance? What is it? Insurance? That's

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Speaker 1: an insightful answer, right there. Really, that's one of the

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Speaker 1: most important things you can all right, Jay, Okay, you

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Speaker 1: just saw a comedian and you this has happened to you?

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Speaker 1: He or she was hall bull, yell rubo. When I say,

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Speaker 1: how come on? You don't want to crush their dreams? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: What what do you say to him or her? First

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Speaker 1: of all, do not make direct outcome all no, so dark.

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Speaker 1: First of all, do not make direct I contact. Okay, Steve,

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Speaker 1: let me say that they come out stage and they're

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Speaker 1: all excited. Hey, mister Steve, her what you think? What

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Speaker 1: your comedy? Yeah? How was that? What? Let me ask

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Speaker 1: you something? What did you think? I thought it was great?

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Speaker 1: I mean did you see it? Well, yeah, I saw it.

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Speaker 1: I saw it. Let me explain something to you. Why

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Speaker 1: do you think it was great? Well? I was out there.

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Speaker 1: I made a connection with the people right there. Listen

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Speaker 1: to me two things. You was out there, that's all

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Speaker 1: you want to connect, and you made was not the

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Speaker 1: one you're looking for. We are here for lads. You

494
00:33:05,080 --> 00:33:08,000
Speaker 1: didn't get none. Well, where should I go from here?

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Speaker 1: What should I do next? Back to your job? A

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Speaker 1: lot of comedians. Man, you got to pull up, poding up.

497
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Speaker 1: You need to reconsider this man, Say what you do?

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Speaker 1: All right, Steve? Time for today's headline ladies and gentlemen.

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Speaker 1: Miss Anne Tripp, Good morning everybody. This is answered with

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Speaker 1: the news. In California, public memorial services are being held

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Speaker 1: today for our twenty four year old Robert Fuller. Robert Fuller,

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Speaker 1: the young black man found hanging from a tree in Palmdale,

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Speaker 1: like suburban Los Angeles on June tenth. That hanging, local

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Speaker 1: authorities in that mostly white neighborhood claim was a suicide.

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Speaker 1: A lot of folks so asking questions. Among those demanding

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Speaker 1: answers Los Angeles Clippers Paul George, who was born and

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Speaker 1: raised in Palmdale. George is helping the Fuller family by

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Speaker 1: paying for the funeral services. President Trump retweeted a video

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Speaker 1: over the weekend showing a Trump supporter pump his fist

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Speaker 1: and shouting white power, white power. When called on it,

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Speaker 1: Trump claimed he never heard it. They sent its own

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Speaker 1: black only black. Republican Tim Scott told CNN yesterday that

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Speaker 1: the video was offensive and that it should be taken down.

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Speaker 1: It now has been taken down. Republican lawmakers and Mississippi

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Speaker 1: have joined with Democrats to remove the Confederate battle emblem

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Speaker 1: that's the stars and bars from that state's flag and

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Speaker 1: replaced it with the words in God we trust. Mississippi

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Speaker 1: has been the only state flag with the stars and

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Speaker 1: bars on it, and the state's House Minority leader Robert

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Speaker 1: Johnson tells NPR the change couldn't have come soon enough.

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Speaker 1: We were told we see that flag, that mean that's

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Speaker 1: somebody that may hurt you, may set your church on fire,

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Speaker 1: may kill you, or may have killed somebody you know.

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Speaker 1: Of course, the change in the flag comes as Confederate

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Speaker 1: monuments all over the South and being toppled, but not everywhere.

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Speaker 1: Vice President Pence was scheduled to host on campaign events

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Speaker 1: over the weekend in Florida and Arizona, but the White

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Speaker 1: House says he's postponed them because of an uptick in

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Speaker 1: the number of Corona IRIS cases in the US. The

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Speaker 1: pushing back on campaign events comes only two days after

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Speaker 1: Pence strongly defended holding rallies during the pandemic. Auth already

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Speaker 1: say that the Vice President still plans to travel to

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Speaker 1: Texas and Florida and Arizona to meet with the governors

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Speaker 1: and health officials there. Loulia Republican governors. Meanwhile, the number

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Speaker 1: of worldwide confirmed Corona cases now tops ten million, with

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Speaker 1: death close to half a million, and the US leads

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Speaker 1: to count by the country and by country anyway, with

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Speaker 1: a quarter of all infections and deaths in the US.

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Speaker 1: Boston Red Sox the organization promising to crack down a

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Speaker 1: racism at Fenway Park. Now. The former Twins all star

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Speaker 1: Tory Hunter told ESPN he was called the N word

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Speaker 1: about one hundred times in that part. And finally, the

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Speaker 1: Rolling Stones are threatening to sue Donald Trump for using

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Speaker 1: one of their songs as is walk off campaign music.

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Speaker 1: They say the legal teams working with the music rights

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Speaker 1: company BMI to stop unauthorized use of this piece. Always

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Speaker 1: getting some time, just that you get what you need.

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Speaker 1: Now back to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening show,

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Speaker 1: all right, Steve, your nephew is here with things you whisper.

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Speaker 1: Come on now. You gotta know there are some things

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Speaker 1: that you just whisper, you know, you know, when you're

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Speaker 1: in the middle of something is going down and it

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Speaker 1: ain't going right. That's some things that you just whisper

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Speaker 1: all the time. You know what what I'm saying. Barely

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Speaker 1: you hear me. She said, I know a lot of

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Speaker 1: okay when you whisper it. But there are some things

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Speaker 1: that you whisper. Okay, Now I'm just gonna ask I'm

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Speaker 1: just gonna ask you. Shut up, junior. I'm just I'm

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Speaker 1: just gonna ask you on you Have you have been

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Speaker 1: in that moment where there's things that you just whisper? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that ain't how you said. Okay, what if you have

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Speaker 1: been I'm not I'm not gonna do this, man, but

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Speaker 1: tell me the things. Tell me when you've been in

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Speaker 1: the heat of the moment that you just knew you

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Speaker 1: needed to whisp. All of mine ain't been in the

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Speaker 1: heat of the moment. Mine has been other time, Like

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Speaker 1: what like here on your pants are God, that's a

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Speaker 1: good whisper. That's a good question. That's a good quiesper.

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Speaker 1: That's a good question. What else? What else? Tommy? My

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Speaker 1: wife just walked in. God? Yeah you think you dloor? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: You on the dam just having a good time. Yeah, y'all. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you're at the Saucer club with your boy. The girl

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Speaker 1: tripped and showed up at the same club you at.

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Speaker 1: That's good, y'all got huh, Okay, things you need to whisper.

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Speaker 1: He ain't your daddy. We're talking about Malcolm. Malcolm. Yeah, Malcolm,

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Speaker 1: my daddy, I got one for you. The police sitting here?

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Speaker 1: What what did you say? What's your police sitting here?

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Speaker 1: Which one ignorant show boy? All right, thank you, nephew.

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Speaker 1: I think we get the point. Uh coming up? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: all right, more of this crazy ignorant show. Steve Harvey

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Speaker 1: Morning Show. Right after this, you're listening to Steve Harvey

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Speaker 1: Morning Show. All right, it's time for something funny, half

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Speaker 1: for something. I've got something, a list, we all got some.

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Speaker 1: Just let you know right away when it ain't none

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Speaker 1: of your damn biby. Yeah you might see it, yeah,

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Speaker 1: but it ain't. But it ain't. Let it go, Let

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Speaker 1: it go. What you keep you know what you see,

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Speaker 1: but it ain't instant. Sure, Yeah, you are going to

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Speaker 1: have to do some of the now we have learned

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Speaker 1: them for you because you're not good at this. You

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Speaker 1: don't like this, coach, you bush. But I want you

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Speaker 1: to read them. This is really going on in people's lives.

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Speaker 1: I want you to read at least two of thebes

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Speaker 1: and read it like you mean. Let's start off with you.

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Speaker 1: Here we go, all right, here we go. Number one

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Speaker 1: to say, none of your opinions you see it if

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Speaker 1: you see somebody throwing a large rug rolled up okay,

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Speaker 1: and it's got feet hand out. Let it. Tell somebody

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Speaker 1: speak when you walk back, how you doing see, I'll

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Speaker 1: tell you what. I'll tell you what. This is real.

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Speaker 1: When you at a restaurant, uh huh. You see somebody

602
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Speaker 1: in the back having a problem with the food, and

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Speaker 1: somebody hall out what the hell? I just say, keep eating,

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Speaker 1: don't somebody I get into it happen if it don't

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Speaker 1: come you got one. I'll tell you what. If you

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Speaker 1: had the restaurant, see a cow path through the back

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Speaker 1: and to chickens food that really ain't know you, sir,

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Speaker 1: Come on, try read one of these big one, just

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Speaker 1: one okay. Um. If you see your neighbors kids, if

610
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Speaker 1: they steal a car or something and it's not yours,

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Speaker 1: not my neighbors, don't matter and don't matter. It don't.

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Speaker 1: If you see somebody with something on, they know, and

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Speaker 1: it looked like baking, so tell okay, all right, all right.

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Speaker 1: If you see someone open the exit door, okay, you're

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Speaker 1: at the movies and they let nine people in the theater.

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Speaker 1: Y oh come on, no, no that and you'll see

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Speaker 1: movie starting. If you hanging out with some white folks

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Speaker 1: at the park. H and they hear something and walk

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Speaker 1: through the woods. Let me tell you something that ain't

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Speaker 1: got nothing to do with you. That ain't you going there?

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Speaker 1: That he never had one, never had one, had one?

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Speaker 1: All right, your homeboy, y'all be boys, see tight, y'all tight,

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Speaker 1: just hang out. All of a sudden you see him

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Speaker 1: hanging out, hugged up with another dude that you gotta

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Speaker 1: be careful. Don't say anything, all right? Ja? What about this?

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Speaker 1: If you see someone at the drive through, Uh, take

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Speaker 1: the money and put in his pocket. That ain't damn you.

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Speaker 1: As long as you get your food. Just get your food.

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00:43:08,560 --> 00:43:12,160
Speaker 1: You gotta call the police. You don't know. Don't drive

630
00:43:12,239 --> 00:43:15,359
Speaker 1: off from that wonder. You don't know what he going through. Yeah,

631
00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:22,600
Speaker 1: you don't know what's happenings at all. Man. If you

632
00:43:22,800 --> 00:43:27,520
Speaker 1: in line uh after amusement park, right, okay? Yeah, and

633
00:43:27,840 --> 00:43:33,520
Speaker 1: somebody cut the line behind you, Yeah, that ain't your

634
00:43:33,600 --> 00:43:38,080
Speaker 1: dad come up here in front of me business? But

635
00:43:38,360 --> 00:43:40,719
Speaker 1: you cut You see him cut right there like that,

636
00:43:41,040 --> 00:43:45,879
Speaker 1: right downd you that ain't your damn the line that's

637
00:43:45,960 --> 00:43:49,479
Speaker 1: not right, not your business. Let me tell you something

638
00:43:49,560 --> 00:43:52,960
Speaker 1: that one if you win your wife, huh and see

639
00:43:53,040 --> 00:43:57,200
Speaker 1: your girlfriend with another name that really ain't so damn

640
00:43:57,600 --> 00:44:02,640
Speaker 1: your Yeah, let me kill say. I'm not gonna say

641
00:44:02,680 --> 00:44:07,839
Speaker 1: any not a thing, not a little bit. Good time.

642
00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:10,000
Speaker 1: All right, We'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning

643
00:44:10,040 --> 00:44:14,320
Speaker 1: Show coming up right after this. You're listening to Steve

644
00:44:14,480 --> 00:44:17,480
Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show coming up at the top of the hour,

645
00:44:17,640 --> 00:44:21,000
Speaker 1: right about four minutes after today's Strawberry letter. But up next,

646
00:44:21,120 --> 00:44:24,520
Speaker 1: nephew Tommy right here with today's prank phone call. What

647
00:44:24,719 --> 00:44:30,320
Speaker 1: you got, Neff? Your wife is fine as hal? Okay,

648
00:44:30,560 --> 00:44:35,000
Speaker 1: your wife here, we come twenty Your wife is fine

649
00:44:35,280 --> 00:44:37,239
Speaker 1: as hal. So you felt the need to call the

650
00:44:37,320 --> 00:44:52,839
Speaker 1: husband and tell him that he was working to come on. Hello, Hello,

651
00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:55,560
Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach Daryl. Yeah, this is Darrel. Is

652
00:44:55,640 --> 00:44:58,120
Speaker 1: this Heydel? How you're doing? My name is Alonzo Man.

653
00:44:58,239 --> 00:45:03,040
Speaker 1: I um for distributing company. I do as liquor distribution.

654
00:45:03,080 --> 00:45:05,520
Speaker 1: How are you doing today? I'm pretty good? I'm pretty

655
00:45:05,520 --> 00:45:08,040
Speaker 1: good man. What can I do for you? Hey? We're

656
00:45:08,239 --> 00:45:14,040
Speaker 1: putting together a big, big event man with vodka, and

657
00:45:14,640 --> 00:45:17,160
Speaker 1: they're throwing a they're throwing a huge pool party. And

658
00:45:17,280 --> 00:45:19,640
Speaker 1: like I say, I've been I'm in the liquor business man.

659
00:45:19,680 --> 00:45:21,680
Speaker 1: I've been doing it for for quite some years now,

660
00:45:21,800 --> 00:45:24,680
Speaker 1: and you know, we're always trying to do different type

661
00:45:24,719 --> 00:45:28,040
Speaker 1: of publicity and really get to hype up. And what

662
00:45:28,160 --> 00:45:30,600
Speaker 1: we're trying to do, man, is really get people to

663
00:45:30,640 --> 00:45:33,319
Speaker 1: come out to this fashion party because it's the first

664
00:45:33,400 --> 00:45:35,759
Speaker 1: quarter of twenty twenty. We wanted to be a one

665
00:45:35,880 --> 00:45:40,719
Speaker 1: to remember. And uh, I know out there. No no, no, no, no,

666
00:45:40,800 --> 00:45:43,320
Speaker 1: no no no no, you're I go to the bank.

667
00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:46,320
Speaker 1: I go to the bank where your where your wives

668
00:45:46,360 --> 00:45:51,320
Speaker 1: work set kindred. Okay, what we're trying to do is

669
00:45:51,400 --> 00:45:54,520
Speaker 1: have I mean, we want our fire and Slash poster

670
00:45:54,680 --> 00:45:57,840
Speaker 1: to be something really really memorable, something that's going to

671
00:45:57,880 --> 00:46:01,640
Speaker 1: really draw people in and have this This thing's gonna

672
00:46:01,680 --> 00:46:04,040
Speaker 1: be all over social media, the whole nine yards. So

673
00:46:04,520 --> 00:46:07,279
Speaker 1: we're trying to see. You know, buddy of mine told

674
00:46:07,280 --> 00:46:09,640
Speaker 1: me here he kind of knew of you or had

675
00:46:09,719 --> 00:46:12,120
Speaker 1: a had a number on you, and I was like, cool,

676
00:46:12,200 --> 00:46:13,640
Speaker 1: let me reach out to him. And he told me

677
00:46:13,719 --> 00:46:16,480
Speaker 1: you were Kendra's husband. So I want my husband. So

678
00:46:16,560 --> 00:46:18,279
Speaker 1: I don't understand what my wife's got to do it

679
00:46:18,360 --> 00:46:20,360
Speaker 1: this whole thing. Okay, what I'm trying to do is

680
00:46:20,440 --> 00:46:24,719
Speaker 1: see if you were cool with Kendred being on our flyer, man,

681
00:46:24,880 --> 00:46:27,239
Speaker 1: because your wife is finish, so we want to put

682
00:46:27,280 --> 00:46:30,480
Speaker 1: her on the flyer. And what you mean my wife's

683
00:46:30,560 --> 00:46:33,680
Speaker 1: just finish? What's up? What do you mean you're gonna

684
00:46:33,719 --> 00:46:36,399
Speaker 1: call me up and talk about my wife? Vin, it's

685
00:46:36,440 --> 00:46:39,160
Speaker 1: wrong with you, brother, brother, it's this, It's a respect

686
00:46:39,239 --> 00:46:42,000
Speaker 1: thing I'm giving you. I'm giving you props. It's props, man,

687
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:44,040
Speaker 1: I'm giving what's it out? What you need? Man? Because

688
00:46:44,360 --> 00:46:47,239
Speaker 1: it don't sound right. Dude, we're trying to get your wife.

689
00:46:47,239 --> 00:46:49,200
Speaker 1: We want to give her through a photo shoot in

690
00:46:49,320 --> 00:46:52,880
Speaker 1: a Borkini so we can put it how. No, you

691
00:46:52,960 --> 00:46:55,520
Speaker 1: ain't using my wife and no Porkini to put on

692
00:46:55,640 --> 00:46:59,000
Speaker 1: no flyer. You want your damn mind. It's my wife's man,

693
00:46:59,120 --> 00:47:03,040
Speaker 1: respect me. Okay, okay, okay, okay, hold on man, hold on, man.

694
00:47:03,280 --> 00:47:05,000
Speaker 1: Why are you tripping like this? Bro? Why are you

695
00:47:05,080 --> 00:47:06,960
Speaker 1: tripping like my wife? My wife ain't gonna be no

696
00:47:07,160 --> 00:47:10,279
Speaker 1: damn no the flying for no party man with the

697
00:47:10,880 --> 00:47:14,080
Speaker 1: think this is what the wrong with you? Okay? Bro? Bro?

698
00:47:14,480 --> 00:47:16,800
Speaker 1: You know what, Man, I tried to call you and

699
00:47:16,920 --> 00:47:21,359
Speaker 1: give you to respect. I mean i'll do sound like what? Well, Okay,

700
00:47:21,480 --> 00:47:23,800
Speaker 1: look I didn't call from no argument. I just I

701
00:47:23,960 --> 00:47:25,760
Speaker 1: just talked to Kendra. When I go to spake depart

702
00:47:25,760 --> 00:47:27,920
Speaker 1: and see if she want to do. Oh oh, he's

703
00:47:27,920 --> 00:47:29,520
Speaker 1: gonna throw to my wife's job at the bank. That's

704
00:47:29,560 --> 00:47:32,560
Speaker 1: what you're gonna do. Okay. I'm just because I'll be

705
00:47:32,640 --> 00:47:34,840
Speaker 1: there too, and I don't make a deposit with my foot,

706
00:47:34,920 --> 00:47:37,920
Speaker 1: you know. Go ahead, Okay, okay, hold on, man, we

707
00:47:38,120 --> 00:47:40,920
Speaker 1: were playing. We're playing five thousand dollars for the photos.

708
00:47:41,320 --> 00:47:44,680
Speaker 1: Okay again, what do you paying? No amount of money's

709
00:47:44,680 --> 00:47:47,080
Speaker 1: gonna let me put my wife, the mother of my

710
00:47:47,280 --> 00:47:50,640
Speaker 1: children on the post and no for kinny, I don't

711
00:47:50,680 --> 00:47:53,279
Speaker 1: care how much you can kiss my ass. Will let

712
00:47:53,360 --> 00:47:57,920
Speaker 1: you do that? Okay, okay, bro okay, so this I

713
00:47:57,960 --> 00:47:59,799
Speaker 1: ain't gonna really go back and forth with you. Man.

714
00:48:00,080 --> 00:48:01,759
Speaker 1: I was calling you trying to be a man. Feel

715
00:48:01,800 --> 00:48:04,520
Speaker 1: the same way. Okay, Well, I'm trying to be man,

716
00:48:04,600 --> 00:48:06,799
Speaker 1: a man with you. Just you know, throw the opportunity

717
00:48:06,880 --> 00:48:09,160
Speaker 1: at you. Now you're throwing it back up. He was

718
00:48:09,360 --> 00:48:12,239
Speaker 1: with disrespect. I wouldn't showing me for my wife to

719
00:48:12,320 --> 00:48:16,279
Speaker 1: be a soot. Now, no, I don't want none of that. Okay, man, No,

720
00:48:16,480 --> 00:48:18,920
Speaker 1: your wife saying is hell people are Oh, you need

721
00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:21,960
Speaker 1: to quit telling me how fine my wife is. Okay,

722
00:48:22,480 --> 00:48:26,160
Speaker 1: Oh gave you my phone number in the first place

723
00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:30,640
Speaker 1: I've got. Hey, man, evidently that's all Mulling pointed. Just

724
00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:32,960
Speaker 1: all right, I don't even matter, just one the boy do.

725
00:48:34,120 --> 00:48:36,440
Speaker 1: The issue on the table is I want to take

726
00:48:36,480 --> 00:48:39,160
Speaker 1: some pictures of Kenny. Let me know when you plan

727
00:48:39,280 --> 00:48:41,680
Speaker 1: on going to my wife's job at the bank. Let

728
00:48:41,800 --> 00:48:43,920
Speaker 1: me know when you're gonna bring your black down there

729
00:48:44,160 --> 00:48:47,239
Speaker 1: so I can be there. Okay, nobody calls another brother

730
00:48:47,320 --> 00:48:50,320
Speaker 1: a fuck about how fine it's wife is. Okay, I

731
00:48:50,480 --> 00:48:53,000
Speaker 1: told you know that you shouldn't get stopped right there.

732
00:48:53,120 --> 00:48:56,640
Speaker 1: But you're gonna keep all talking about my wife. Okay.

733
00:48:56,680 --> 00:48:59,040
Speaker 1: So let me say this though. Tell me is the

734
00:48:59,080 --> 00:49:01,320
Speaker 1: one that says you was fine as hell? That's the

735
00:49:01,360 --> 00:49:03,719
Speaker 1: one brought all this to our attention at the meeting.

736
00:49:04,040 --> 00:49:06,000
Speaker 1: Tommy is the one that said your wife was fined

737
00:49:06,040 --> 00:49:11,960
Speaker 1: as hell. Dog Rommy, Tommy, Tommy said your wife is

738
00:49:12,040 --> 00:49:15,520
Speaker 1: fine as hell. That's what Tommy get hit too. Who

739
00:49:15,680 --> 00:49:18,200
Speaker 1: is Tommy? You don't you take your wife to work

740
00:49:18,239 --> 00:49:20,160
Speaker 1: in the morning. Let me know when you're gonna bring

741
00:49:20,239 --> 00:49:23,200
Speaker 1: your black down there? Okay? And I wat y'all be

742
00:49:23,400 --> 00:49:25,680
Speaker 1: what y'all be listening to on the way to work?

743
00:49:26,080 --> 00:49:37,680
Speaker 1: What radio station y'all be listening to? We've been listening to, Matthew, Tommy, Baby,

744
00:49:38,360 --> 00:49:47,640
Speaker 1: harm you. You wouldn't about to get your hey man,

745
00:49:48,239 --> 00:49:53,040
Speaker 1: your wife kinder got me to brank you, bru Wait

746
00:49:53,120 --> 00:49:59,120
Speaker 1: till I see my wife see got my blood pressure up?

747
00:50:01,200 --> 00:50:03,480
Speaker 1: Oh man? She told me, she said, we listen to

748
00:50:03,600 --> 00:50:05,920
Speaker 1: y'all every morning on the way to work. He drops

749
00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:08,600
Speaker 1: me off and he goes to work. She said, Tommy

750
00:50:08,640 --> 00:50:10,640
Speaker 1: just got to get it. I said, you go. I

751
00:50:10,719 --> 00:50:13,360
Speaker 1: mean know what? What do he love the most? She say, mate,

752
00:50:16,360 --> 00:50:20,960
Speaker 1: I don't know about that right now. After it's all man, man,

753
00:50:21,040 --> 00:50:23,080
Speaker 1: we love you back. Baby, keep listening to the Steam

754
00:50:23,120 --> 00:50:25,360
Speaker 1: off the morning. So tell me this problem. What is

755
00:50:25,400 --> 00:50:28,160
Speaker 1: the baddest radio show in the land? Man? What is it? Darrel?

756
00:50:28,640 --> 00:50:34,879
Speaker 1: It's Steve Harvey with Nephew talking. This is twenty twenty, y'all.

757
00:50:35,000 --> 00:50:40,680
Speaker 1: What we play? You know? You gotta fine white, you know,

758
00:50:40,800 --> 00:50:43,680
Speaker 1: you know, let's let's put it out there where else

759
00:50:43,719 --> 00:50:49,880
Speaker 1: to see? Baby? Is a year? The year for what?

760
00:50:50,120 --> 00:50:54,399
Speaker 1: The year for what where everybody gonna see because it's

761
00:50:54,440 --> 00:50:56,799
Speaker 1: twenty twenty is the year of the vision on Huh,

762
00:50:57,080 --> 00:51:03,080
Speaker 1: everybody gonna see you get your asses clear as a

763
00:51:03,320 --> 00:51:09,399
Speaker 1: bail baby. Yeah, let's go happen. It's happen. Okay, y'all

764
00:51:09,440 --> 00:51:11,880
Speaker 1: better beat able to protect me though, you and Junior

765
00:51:12,320 --> 00:51:16,600
Speaker 1: nothing first. I'm gonna help you don't but I'm but

766
00:51:16,640 --> 00:51:19,759
Speaker 1: I'm gonna laugh a little bit. Yeah, especially if you

767
00:51:19,840 --> 00:51:21,560
Speaker 1: get in the best You're gonna laugh. Why are we

768
00:51:21,719 --> 00:51:25,879
Speaker 1: in the middle of a fun Yeah, no for jumps

769
00:51:25,920 --> 00:51:28,839
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna have somebody recorded early. I gotta see

770
00:51:28,880 --> 00:51:30,279
Speaker 1: you take a couple of boards. But now you can

771
00:51:30,320 --> 00:51:32,279
Speaker 1: bos to get slapped for a couple of times. Time

772
00:51:32,600 --> 00:51:37,520
Speaker 1: somebody's guest it up next the Strawberry Letter subject He's

773
00:51:37,600 --> 00:51:41,120
Speaker 1: handsome and so is she. We'll get into it right

774
00:51:41,160 --> 00:51:46,520
Speaker 1: after this. You're listening Harvey Morning Show. Well, it is

775
00:51:46,600 --> 00:51:49,160
Speaker 1: time now for today's Strawberry Letter and listen. If you

776
00:51:49,280 --> 00:51:53,160
Speaker 1: need advice and relationships on dating, work, sex, parenting, and more,

777
00:51:53,560 --> 00:51:56,520
Speaker 1: please submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve Harvey f M

778
00:51:56,840 --> 00:51:59,880
Speaker 1: and click submit Strawberry Letter. We could be reading your

779
00:52:00,040 --> 00:52:02,600
Speaker 1: let her live on the air okay, Well he did

780
00:52:02,640 --> 00:52:04,680
Speaker 1: everybody's top with the straw berry lettle with my good

781
00:52:04,680 --> 00:52:08,840
Speaker 1: friend Shirley Strawy. Thank you, my good friend Junior subject.

782
00:52:09,160 --> 00:52:14,080
Speaker 1: He's handsome and so is she? All right, Dear Stephen Shirley,

783
00:52:14,200 --> 00:52:16,640
Speaker 1: I am a fifty five year old mother of three

784
00:52:16,800 --> 00:52:20,480
Speaker 1: handsome boys. My youngest son is getting married, but I

785
00:52:20,560 --> 00:52:23,279
Speaker 1: have an issue with his fiance and I feel very

786
00:52:23,440 --> 00:52:26,680
Speaker 1: guilty about it. I hate to be rude, but the

787
00:52:26,800 --> 00:52:30,960
Speaker 1: girl he is marrying is she's just not that attractive

788
00:52:31,040 --> 00:52:34,080
Speaker 1: at all. I know it's none of my business because

789
00:52:34,400 --> 00:52:36,520
Speaker 1: he's the one that has to live with her. But

790
00:52:36,680 --> 00:52:39,560
Speaker 1: my son is very handsome and I feel like he

791
00:52:39,640 --> 00:52:43,000
Speaker 1: could do a lot better. His fiance is a sweet girl,

792
00:52:43,160 --> 00:52:46,360
Speaker 1: and she seems to really love him, but she's just

793
00:52:46,600 --> 00:52:49,680
Speaker 1: not a pretty girl. At their engagement party, one of

794
00:52:49,760 --> 00:52:52,400
Speaker 1: my best girlfriends pull me aside and ask why my

795
00:52:52,480 --> 00:52:54,760
Speaker 1: future daughter in law did not put on any makeup

796
00:52:54,840 --> 00:52:57,320
Speaker 1: before the party. I had to tell my girlfriend to

797
00:52:57,400 --> 00:53:00,760
Speaker 1: look again closely because the girl did have her makeup

798
00:53:00,840 --> 00:53:04,320
Speaker 1: done by a professional makeup artist. My girlfriend was embarrassed

799
00:53:04,320 --> 00:53:07,719
Speaker 1: for even bringing it up. My older sons have nicknamed

800
00:53:07,880 --> 00:53:12,840
Speaker 1: the Beyonce d a m n because that is the

801
00:53:13,680 --> 00:53:19,080
Speaker 1: that was their initial impression when they met her. Even, yeah,

802
00:53:20,480 --> 00:53:23,399
Speaker 1: even my seventy seven year old mother said she must

803
00:53:23,480 --> 00:53:25,560
Speaker 1: really be good to him because she ain't hitten on

804
00:53:25,719 --> 00:53:29,280
Speaker 1: much in the looks department. Wow, my son has dated beautiful,

805
00:53:29,400 --> 00:53:32,120
Speaker 1: successful girls in the past, but now he's had over

806
00:53:32,239 --> 00:53:35,359
Speaker 1: heels for this young lady. I can't help but think

807
00:53:35,440 --> 00:53:38,319
Speaker 1: what their grandchildren will look like. What if they take

808
00:53:38,400 --> 00:53:41,239
Speaker 1: after her? My husband said, I'm going straight to hell

809
00:53:41,360 --> 00:53:44,160
Speaker 1: for my thoughts, but I'm just thinking about my grandkids.

810
00:53:44,440 --> 00:53:47,080
Speaker 1: I hope I'm not being too evil, but Lord forgive me.

811
00:53:47,480 --> 00:53:50,279
Speaker 1: She's not pretty enough for my son. Is it wrong

812
00:53:50,400 --> 00:53:54,120
Speaker 1: to take looks into account when accepting your child significant other?

813
00:53:54,600 --> 00:53:57,480
Speaker 1: Should I tell him my concerns? Well, I mean, you're

814
00:53:57,480 --> 00:53:59,800
Speaker 1: a mom, and this is what moms do, you know.

815
00:54:00,400 --> 00:54:03,040
Speaker 1: I mean, this is really just what they do. You know.

816
00:54:03,239 --> 00:54:05,560
Speaker 1: You said she's a good girl, you said she's a

817
00:54:05,680 --> 00:54:09,040
Speaker 1: nice girl. She's just not a pretty girl, you know.

818
00:54:09,440 --> 00:54:12,160
Speaker 1: But this is who your son wants, This is who

819
00:54:12,560 --> 00:54:15,120
Speaker 1: he wants to marry. She must be pretty to him

820
00:54:15,480 --> 00:54:18,399
Speaker 1: or have something that he wants. And maybe to him,

821
00:54:18,440 --> 00:54:20,960
Speaker 1: it's just not all about looks. He's found, you know,

822
00:54:21,280 --> 00:54:24,680
Speaker 1: the woman of his dreams and who makes his heart flutter,

823
00:54:24,960 --> 00:54:26,919
Speaker 1: and that's who he wants to marry. And the heart

824
00:54:27,239 --> 00:54:32,600
Speaker 1: loves who the heart loves. Okay, it just does. I mean,

825
00:54:32,800 --> 00:54:35,800
Speaker 1: you got to stay out of this. You've said way

826
00:54:36,120 --> 00:54:39,040
Speaker 1: more than enough already. Your other sons put their two

827
00:54:39,160 --> 00:54:42,480
Speaker 1: cents in it, your mother, his grandmother, put her two

828
00:54:42,560 --> 00:54:44,600
Speaker 1: cents in it. I mean, you've got to make this

829
00:54:44,920 --> 00:54:49,360
Speaker 1: young lady feel welcomed into the family. And yeah, you

830
00:54:49,440 --> 00:54:51,879
Speaker 1: are putting a lot on looks. I mean, I get

831
00:54:51,960 --> 00:54:55,000
Speaker 1: you want cute grandkids. Who doesn't, but you know it's

832
00:54:55,080 --> 00:54:58,600
Speaker 1: just not always all about looks, all right. I mean

833
00:54:58,680 --> 00:55:01,600
Speaker 1: you've said your piece. Let it be be happy for

834
00:55:01,800 --> 00:55:06,239
Speaker 1: him and uh and for their happy marriage. Steve, I

835
00:55:06,360 --> 00:55:09,239
Speaker 1: got it. I know what's wrong. I got. I got it.

836
00:55:10,280 --> 00:55:12,840
Speaker 1: Took me a minute to balance so how many minutes

837
00:55:12,840 --> 00:55:16,280
Speaker 1: I got here? I got it. Took me a minute

838
00:55:16,280 --> 00:55:18,800
Speaker 1: to balance myself. But I finally figured out what was

839
00:55:18,800 --> 00:55:21,319
Speaker 1: wrong in this letter, this fifty five year old mother

840
00:55:21,400 --> 00:55:25,040
Speaker 1: of three handsome boys. What mama don't think their kids?

841
00:55:25,120 --> 00:55:28,640
Speaker 1: Is all right, let's start there. My youngest son is

842
00:55:28,640 --> 00:55:31,040
Speaker 1: getting married. But I got an issue with his fiance,

843
00:55:31,520 --> 00:55:34,480
Speaker 1: and you're guilty about it. I don't hate to be rude,

844
00:55:34,520 --> 00:55:37,040
Speaker 1: but the girl he's man is not just that attractive

845
00:55:37,120 --> 00:55:41,279
Speaker 1: at all. Many, but the girl he's married, it's just

846
00:55:41,480 --> 00:55:46,360
Speaker 1: not that attractive all. I know, it's none of my business. Bam.

847
00:55:47,400 --> 00:55:49,400
Speaker 1: We could have stopped the letter right there, but you

848
00:55:49,560 --> 00:55:54,600
Speaker 1: kept typing. I know it's none of my business. Yes,

849
00:55:55,040 --> 00:55:58,279
Speaker 1: because he's the one that's got to live with her. Yes,

850
00:55:59,200 --> 00:56:02,400
Speaker 1: but my son is very handsome, and I feel like

851
00:56:02,480 --> 00:56:04,480
Speaker 1: he could do a lot better. I want you to

852
00:56:04,680 --> 00:56:08,759
Speaker 1: count the times in this letter. You can count the

853
00:56:08,880 --> 00:56:12,080
Speaker 1: times in this letter, and I'll help you out about

854
00:56:12,160 --> 00:56:16,160
Speaker 1: how pretty her sons and all her sons is. You know,

855
00:56:16,440 --> 00:56:18,719
Speaker 1: first of all, she the mother three handsome boy Like

856
00:56:18,840 --> 00:56:21,160
Speaker 1: I said, what Mama, don't think the baby's in them now?

857
00:56:21,200 --> 00:56:23,560
Speaker 1: That ain't none to help business, because that's the one

858
00:56:23,640 --> 00:56:25,480
Speaker 1: she got to live with. But the girl he managed

859
00:56:25,520 --> 00:56:28,400
Speaker 1: just not that attractive all. But my son is very handsome.

860
00:56:28,640 --> 00:56:31,440
Speaker 1: Dad is again, and I feel like he could do

861
00:56:31,520 --> 00:56:34,600
Speaker 1: a lot better. Well, you don't know that, though. See

862
00:56:35,120 --> 00:56:37,799
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you what I do know. We as

863
00:56:37,920 --> 00:56:42,040
Speaker 1: men married the baddest chick we can get. Now, you

864
00:56:42,120 --> 00:56:46,040
Speaker 1: look pretty as son might not have no game, so

865
00:56:46,280 --> 00:56:49,719
Speaker 1: maybe you don't understand something. But maybe this is the

866
00:56:49,840 --> 00:56:52,520
Speaker 1: best he can do. But I got news for you.

867
00:56:52,840 --> 00:56:55,680
Speaker 1: This girl ain't that unattractive. I'm gonna tell you why

868
00:56:55,960 --> 00:57:00,160
Speaker 1: watch this hill. His fiance is a sweet girl and

869
00:57:00,280 --> 00:57:02,560
Speaker 1: she seems to really love him. Oh, I guess that

870
00:57:02,680 --> 00:57:05,759
Speaker 1: don't matter to you no more. Okay, so he can

871
00:57:05,800 --> 00:57:08,480
Speaker 1: get a little pretty thing to walk all over. Okay,

872
00:57:08,520 --> 00:57:11,840
Speaker 1: but she's just not a pretty girl. That's you again.

873
00:57:12,120 --> 00:57:14,840
Speaker 1: At the engagement partly, one of my best girlfriends, you know,

874
00:57:14,960 --> 00:57:17,400
Speaker 1: birds of a fleather fox to flock together. One of

875
00:57:17,480 --> 00:57:19,960
Speaker 1: my best girlfriends pulled me aside and ask me why

876
00:57:20,080 --> 00:57:22,160
Speaker 1: my future daughter in law did not put on makeup

877
00:57:22,240 --> 00:57:26,640
Speaker 1: before the party? Right there? Hell? Fuck? You know good

878
00:57:26,680 --> 00:57:29,960
Speaker 1: in hell? Well, and then I had to tell my

879
00:57:30,080 --> 00:57:32,880
Speaker 1: girlfriend to look again closely because the girl did have

880
00:57:33,000 --> 00:57:37,560
Speaker 1: a makeup done by a professional makeup artist. Bam, your

881
00:57:37,640 --> 00:57:42,480
Speaker 1: girl knew that women know when women got on makeup. Man,

882
00:57:42,640 --> 00:57:47,479
Speaker 1: come on, your girlfriend, messy, just like you, the mom,

883
00:57:47,720 --> 00:57:50,720
Speaker 1: the grandmother, Yeah, oh, it ain't over with you. Though.

884
00:57:51,520 --> 00:57:55,400
Speaker 1: Then my girlfriend wasn't bass for even bringing it up. Nauseate.

885
00:57:55,720 --> 00:57:59,360
Speaker 1: My oldest sons have nicknamed the fiance damn because that

886
00:57:59,480 --> 00:58:02,960
Speaker 1: was the first initial pressure when they met hers. You talk,

887
00:58:03,120 --> 00:58:06,400
Speaker 1: you talk about them three yuglass boys you got because

888
00:58:06,440 --> 00:58:09,040
Speaker 1: see this one, I'm starting to under day them three

889
00:58:09,200 --> 00:58:12,880
Speaker 1: ugly asss boys. Obviously thanks, they're a lot cuter than

890
00:58:13,000 --> 00:58:16,320
Speaker 1: they actually all. That's what I think it's going on

891
00:58:16,440 --> 00:58:19,560
Speaker 1: in here. A matter of fact, leave us with something.

892
00:58:20,120 --> 00:58:22,520
Speaker 1: The fifty five year old lady and her three sons

893
00:58:22,560 --> 00:58:27,120
Speaker 1: and her husband and grandmama, all their uggly first two

894
00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:31,520
Speaker 1: res fun coming up at twenty three after the hour,

895
00:58:31,760 --> 00:58:34,600
Speaker 1: right after this subject. He's handsome, and so is she.

896
00:58:35,480 --> 00:58:41,880
Speaker 1: You're listening show, all right, Steve, Let's recap today's strawberry letters. Yeah,

897
00:58:42,000 --> 00:58:44,960
Speaker 1: recap it. He's handsome, so is she is. See here

898
00:58:44,960 --> 00:58:47,560
Speaker 1: going to problem is we got an ugly ass family

899
00:58:48,200 --> 00:58:50,480
Speaker 1: that's been round each other their whole life, and they

900
00:58:50,600 --> 00:58:54,160
Speaker 1: never called each other ugly. See that's all this is

901
00:58:54,520 --> 00:58:58,080
Speaker 1: fifty five year old mother, three handsome boys. Everybody think

902
00:58:58,160 --> 00:59:01,680
Speaker 1: they're baby handsome, my youngest getting married. The issue with

903
00:59:01,720 --> 00:59:04,840
Speaker 1: the fiance feeling guilty. Hate to be rude, but the

904
00:59:04,920 --> 00:59:08,760
Speaker 1: girl is just not that attractive at all. Excuse me,

905
00:59:09,440 --> 00:59:11,880
Speaker 1: me and married the best chick they can get. So

906
00:59:12,160 --> 00:59:14,600
Speaker 1: this is obviously the best chick your son could get.

907
00:59:14,840 --> 00:59:16,720
Speaker 1: I know it ain't none of my business. That's why

908
00:59:16,760 --> 00:59:18,680
Speaker 1: you shouldn't wrote through the letter. But he's the one

909
00:59:18,720 --> 00:59:20,640
Speaker 1: that's got to live with him. Yes he is. Have

910
00:59:20,760 --> 00:59:22,600
Speaker 1: you ever thought that this girl treats him right? But

911
00:59:22,760 --> 00:59:25,160
Speaker 1: my son is very handsome. You keep saying that my

912
00:59:25,320 --> 00:59:27,560
Speaker 1: dad always told me if somebody always got to tell

913
00:59:27,600 --> 00:59:30,040
Speaker 1: you something about theirselves, and probably ain't true. That it's

914
00:59:30,040 --> 00:59:32,240
Speaker 1: the third time you to mention them uglass balls, and

915
00:59:32,320 --> 00:59:34,720
Speaker 1: you instead there trying to make ass like they all

916
00:59:34,800 --> 00:59:37,720
Speaker 1: had a handsome you had them uglass kids. And now

917
00:59:37,760 --> 00:59:39,800
Speaker 1: you're sitting up in there trying to destroy this other

918
00:59:39,880 --> 00:59:42,640
Speaker 1: girl because ain't nobody told you y'all ugly? Well, I'm

919
00:59:42,680 --> 00:59:44,720
Speaker 1: glad you wrote in with your uglass So now here

920
00:59:44,720 --> 00:59:48,360
Speaker 1: we go. At the engagement partly, one of my best

921
00:59:48,440 --> 00:59:50,120
Speaker 1: friends pulled me to the side and ask me why

922
00:59:50,240 --> 00:59:52,800
Speaker 1: my future and daughter law did not put makeup on. See,

923
00:59:53,320 --> 00:59:57,200
Speaker 1: messy people hang with messy people. You messy your girlfriend messy.

924
00:59:57,360 --> 00:59:59,439
Speaker 1: I had to tell my girlfriend to look again because

925
00:59:59,480 --> 01:00:01,200
Speaker 1: you had to put shna make up. Parties do it?

926
01:00:01,520 --> 01:00:03,960
Speaker 1: My girlfriend wasn't bass for even bringing it up. No,

927
01:00:04,080 --> 01:00:07,160
Speaker 1: she didn't. She bought it up to be messy. Other

928
01:00:07,320 --> 01:00:09,720
Speaker 1: why did she keep that to herself? Why would she

929
01:00:09,840 --> 01:00:13,600
Speaker 1: go to her girlfriend and tell her girlfriend? Man, your

930
01:00:13,920 --> 01:00:18,080
Speaker 1: future daughter in law blow you know? So, let me

931
01:00:18,120 --> 01:00:20,640
Speaker 1: ask you something about this lady right here. Did you

932
01:00:20,800 --> 01:00:23,240
Speaker 1: ever think that they said the same thing about you

933
01:00:23,360 --> 01:00:33,040
Speaker 1: when you got married? Maybe your husband's mama said the

934
01:00:33,200 --> 01:00:36,560
Speaker 1: same thing about you. Now you got tea through u

935
01:00:36,640 --> 01:00:39,840
Speaker 1: glass boys that you keep writing off a handsome in

936
01:00:39,920 --> 01:00:41,960
Speaker 1: this letter, I wish you to send a photo of

937
01:00:42,040 --> 01:00:44,800
Speaker 1: the love lass boys at yours and then your Your

938
01:00:44,840 --> 01:00:47,840
Speaker 1: older sons have nicknamed her damn because that was a

939
01:00:47,920 --> 01:00:49,880
Speaker 1: first impression when they met her. You know what, they

940
01:00:49,960 --> 01:00:52,720
Speaker 1: call her damn because everybody looked at them that went

941
01:00:52,880 --> 01:00:57,720
Speaker 1: damn you. I'm the three mus contends damn. Even my

942
01:00:58,040 --> 01:01:01,000
Speaker 1: seventy seven year old mamma said she must be really

943
01:01:01,040 --> 01:01:02,960
Speaker 1: good too, because she ain't hitting no much of a

944
01:01:03,000 --> 01:01:08,440
Speaker 1: looking problem the whole This is generational, Yeah, this is generation.

945
01:01:09,200 --> 01:01:14,240
Speaker 1: My son has dated beautiful, successful girls in the past,

946
01:01:15,280 --> 01:01:18,959
Speaker 1: but now he's head over heels for this young lady. Well,

947
01:01:19,200 --> 01:01:21,880
Speaker 1: let me just look at this. Let's suppose that's a

948
01:01:21,960 --> 01:01:26,880
Speaker 1: true state. The reason he dated beautiful successful girl, then

949
01:01:27,120 --> 01:01:30,200
Speaker 1: pretty beautiful successful girls. They know how to treat him.

950
01:01:32,400 --> 01:01:35,680
Speaker 1: He want to get treated, right, I got another news

951
01:01:35,760 --> 01:01:39,360
Speaker 1: for you. What most boys married girls to remind them

952
01:01:39,400 --> 01:01:45,240
Speaker 1: of their mom. Hey, you down, You need to go somewhere, sir.

953
01:01:45,720 --> 01:01:50,280
Speaker 1: You ain't gonna sit down somewhere now you shut it down. One.

954
01:01:54,840 --> 01:01:59,560
Speaker 1: That's funny. See, I can't help. Yeah, I can't help.

955
01:01:59,600 --> 01:02:02,480
Speaker 1: But think about what they guarant grant, what they children

956
01:02:02,520 --> 01:02:06,400
Speaker 1: would look like, what if they take after her? Well,

957
01:02:06,440 --> 01:02:13,760
Speaker 1: what if they take out to y'all? So so basically

958
01:02:13,880 --> 01:02:16,640
Speaker 1: you're saying she just can't send blanket statements like that

959
01:02:16,760 --> 01:02:22,680
Speaker 1: without pictures. Not to me. H. My husband saying, I'm

960
01:02:22,680 --> 01:02:24,880
Speaker 1: going straight to hell for my thoughts. But I'm just

961
01:02:24,960 --> 01:02:28,360
Speaker 1: thinking about my grandkids. I hope I'm not being too evil?

962
01:02:28,720 --> 01:02:32,000
Speaker 1: Not you just like your girlfriend? Oh, man, girl, I

963
01:02:32,200 --> 01:02:35,160
Speaker 1: feel so in bad bringing itself. That's why you're bringing up.

964
01:02:35,160 --> 01:02:37,680
Speaker 1: I hope I'm not being too evil? How can you

965
01:02:37,840 --> 01:02:40,600
Speaker 1: not be? What is too evil? Oh? You just want

966
01:02:40,640 --> 01:02:44,520
Speaker 1: to be a little evil? Then then she throw this in,

967
01:02:44,680 --> 01:02:49,680
Speaker 1: but Lord forgive me girl? Bye? What is she? What

968
01:02:49,760 --> 01:02:53,480
Speaker 1: did they say? You said it, Yeah, you said a girl,

969
01:02:53,560 --> 01:02:58,080
Speaker 1: bye boy. She is not pretty enough for my son.

970
01:02:58,880 --> 01:03:03,000
Speaker 1: She might be all your son can get. They your

971
01:03:03,120 --> 01:03:09,320
Speaker 1: sons is ugly too, all three of them, all three

972
01:03:09,360 --> 01:03:12,840
Speaker 1: of your boys is up, man. And what you need

973
01:03:12,920 --> 01:03:16,800
Speaker 1: to do is call your husbands mama and asked him.

974
01:03:17,320 --> 01:03:22,480
Speaker 1: What did he says when y'all got man? What what

975
01:03:23,240 --> 01:03:25,520
Speaker 1: I mean? I can't imagine? What? What? What do you think?

976
01:03:25,600 --> 01:03:32,080
Speaker 1: They said, Steve, I can't believe clefs man, oh man,

977
01:03:34,800 --> 01:03:38,560
Speaker 1: please used to had the prettiest and now look at them.

978
01:03:38,600 --> 01:03:42,040
Speaker 1: They had had children, three of them, and she keeps

979
01:03:42,080 --> 01:03:45,760
Speaker 1: trying to tell everybody they just needs and we all

980
01:03:45,880 --> 01:03:48,280
Speaker 1: just goes along. We hadn't convinced each other that we

981
01:03:48,400 --> 01:03:53,120
Speaker 1: all cute. Hell, Hell, I'm not that cute. CFAs ain't cute.

982
01:03:53,480 --> 01:03:57,440
Speaker 1: His wife ain't that qud kids ain't cute? Man? And

983
01:03:57,560 --> 01:03:59,760
Speaker 1: you that fit the house with ugly cute that Keith,

984
01:04:03,480 --> 01:04:06,800
Speaker 1: she's not pretty enough for my son. Is it wrong

985
01:04:06,920 --> 01:04:10,800
Speaker 1: to take Lukes into account when accepting your child significant other?

986
01:04:11,440 --> 01:04:14,680
Speaker 1: Should I tell him my concerns? I wish you would

987
01:04:14,720 --> 01:04:16,440
Speaker 1: go over there so he can quit talking to your

988
01:04:16,520 --> 01:04:21,040
Speaker 1: ad because I supposed yeah, yeah, because he gonna break

989
01:04:21,080 --> 01:04:24,480
Speaker 1: your heart when he tell you, Mama, but she reminded

990
01:04:24,520 --> 01:04:29,160
Speaker 1: me of you. Man, AS's gonna make you want to

991
01:04:29,280 --> 01:04:33,560
Speaker 1: drive your car to Cliffton. Lady, well, appreciate you. Right

992
01:04:33,680 --> 01:04:37,800
Speaker 1: in to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Go somewhere, tell

993
01:04:37,840 --> 01:04:42,600
Speaker 1: your whole family somewhere your love glass that yeah? Man?

994
01:04:42,800 --> 01:04:45,560
Speaker 1: All right, Steve, hit us up on Instagram at Steve

995
01:04:45,640 --> 01:04:48,760
Speaker 1: Harvey FM with your thoughts on today's Strawberry Letter, and

996
01:04:48,920 --> 01:04:51,640
Speaker 1: don't forget to check out the Strawberry Letter podcast that's

997
01:04:51,720 --> 01:04:54,000
Speaker 1: on demand. All right, we'll have more of the Steve

998
01:04:54,080 --> 01:04:59,760
Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show coming up right after this. You're listening morning,

999
01:05:00,880 --> 01:05:03,560
Speaker 1: all right to Steve. You hear Jay, he's back, but

1000
01:05:03,680 --> 01:05:06,280
Speaker 1: today he's also here to tell us, Steve, I think

1001
01:05:06,320 --> 01:05:08,360
Speaker 1: the whole room is gonna be shocked by this and

1002
01:05:08,600 --> 01:05:12,880
Speaker 1: everyone listening. Uh, why he might need a wife? What

1003
01:05:17,240 --> 01:05:21,000
Speaker 1: you listen to me? Man? Yeah, don't mark us down nowhere.

1004
01:05:21,080 --> 01:05:25,360
Speaker 1: But my life is My life is not together. Let

1005
01:05:25,440 --> 01:05:28,520
Speaker 1: me tell you why, Steve. I looked in my kitchen drawer.

1006
01:05:29,080 --> 01:05:32,200
Speaker 1: I've got one damn fork I have, Steve, I have

1007
01:05:32,360 --> 01:05:35,400
Speaker 1: three spoons. A wife wouldn't let this happen I have

1008
01:05:35,520 --> 01:05:39,240
Speaker 1: a butcher knife that's dull. All my cups are from

1009
01:05:39,320 --> 01:05:43,800
Speaker 1: Papa John's. I don't have a My life is gone

1010
01:05:43,840 --> 01:05:46,960
Speaker 1: to hell. I don't have a can opener. I have

1011
01:05:47,120 --> 01:05:51,000
Speaker 1: a wine opener with the two arms. One arm is broken, Steve,

1012
01:05:51,120 --> 01:05:55,400
Speaker 1: I need help, Okay, yeah, yeah. I have some salt

1013
01:05:55,440 --> 01:06:00,760
Speaker 1: teams from six months ago. That is still the softest

1014
01:06:00,840 --> 01:06:07,280
Speaker 1: bread I have. Get this now. I have ketchup, musland

1015
01:06:07,480 --> 01:06:10,920
Speaker 1: and honey, but the dual condiment packs. That's all I got.

1016
01:06:14,960 --> 01:06:17,680
Speaker 1: I might have to do to Steve. I have something

1017
01:06:17,840 --> 01:06:21,440
Speaker 1: in my refrigerator. I have no idea what it is.

1018
01:06:21,600 --> 01:06:23,840
Speaker 1: I don't even know what that is. It's in there,

1019
01:06:24,280 --> 01:06:27,640
Speaker 1: been there for a while. I have one pillar. It's flat.

1020
01:06:28,120 --> 01:06:35,360
Speaker 1: Two sheets, two sheets that are mitche matched all right.

1021
01:06:37,040 --> 01:06:40,760
Speaker 1: I have one white, one blue, one red. I just

1022
01:06:40,960 --> 01:06:44,160
Speaker 1: have towels. I washed in the shower and I just

1023
01:06:44,360 --> 01:06:47,560
Speaker 1: dry off with towels. I have no face cloths, none

1024
01:06:47,600 --> 01:06:51,560
Speaker 1: at all, I have, Steve. I have no toilet paper.

1025
01:06:52,120 --> 01:06:56,040
Speaker 1: I have no wet wipe. I have no dog. You

1026
01:06:56,200 --> 01:07:00,600
Speaker 1: need a wife, boy, Okay, you ain't got no wet white.

1027
01:07:01,120 --> 01:07:05,800
Speaker 1: You need a white tissues? Yeah, yeah, you already ain't

1028
01:07:05,800 --> 01:07:10,960
Speaker 1: got no facetop. What did you wipe yourself with? I'm

1029
01:07:11,080 --> 01:07:16,760
Speaker 1: scared to have you don't have to do laundry. You

1030
01:07:16,880 --> 01:07:24,640
Speaker 1: need to burn all you need to do. You need

1031
01:07:24,720 --> 01:07:29,240
Speaker 1: to burn. You take all your towels off, all your

1032
01:07:29,600 --> 01:07:36,800
Speaker 1: all your body, anything that burn it. I have a

1033
01:07:36,880 --> 01:07:41,080
Speaker 1: bunch of soaps, shampoos, and conditioners and mouthwash, basketful. Got

1034
01:07:41,160 --> 01:07:45,520
Speaker 1: them from hotels. So funny the way you need your wife. Jake.

1035
01:07:45,600 --> 01:07:49,600
Speaker 1: It's time to come on end, Yeah, come on end,

1036
01:07:50,120 --> 01:07:54,560
Speaker 1: Come on, Jake, ask how you got that one? Damn fall?

1037
01:07:56,360 --> 01:08:01,040
Speaker 1: All right? Wold, Jake, can't can't wait for wedding? Coming up?

1038
01:08:01,120 --> 01:08:03,520
Speaker 1: More of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this.

1039
01:08:04,200 --> 01:08:09,280
Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right,

1040
01:08:09,320 --> 01:08:14,120
Speaker 1: it's time for comedy Roulette, Jake, now quickly. It's very similar. Yeah,

1041
01:08:14,360 --> 01:08:17,280
Speaker 1: you guys test our ability to be comedians. Give us

1042
01:08:17,360 --> 01:08:20,800
Speaker 1: five subjects. Anything you want. Let the wheels stop. We

1043
01:08:20,880 --> 01:08:22,960
Speaker 1: put it out on a roulette wheel. Wherever you stop.

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01:08:23,160 --> 01:08:24,760
Speaker 1: We do a couple of minutes on. That's how good

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01:08:24,800 --> 01:08:27,040
Speaker 1: we are, all right, that's how good we are? All right?

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01:08:27,120 --> 01:08:29,160
Speaker 1: All right, we'll see about that. We have five topics

1047
01:08:29,200 --> 01:08:41,599
Speaker 1: for you all right. Number one the movie you got

1048
01:08:41,680 --> 01:08:45,200
Speaker 1: this one, No steed. Number two being dumped, all right,

1049
01:08:45,280 --> 01:08:49,120
Speaker 1: that's on the wheel. Number three, bad wedding, been there,

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01:08:49,240 --> 01:08:52,599
Speaker 1: I got that one. Number four, bad grades. Number five.

1051
01:08:52,760 --> 01:09:00,960
Speaker 1: When to shut up? Cat spend the wheel the wh

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01:09:03,280 --> 01:09:15,200
Speaker 1: I like movies, Steve whoa, Okay, okay, that's a good one.

1053
01:09:15,760 --> 01:09:19,479
Speaker 1: When to shut up? When to shut up? I tell

1054
01:09:19,479 --> 01:09:21,400
Speaker 1: you when you shut up. The minute you look in

1055
01:09:21,479 --> 01:09:24,920
Speaker 1: your review mirror and you see that blue light, it

1056
01:09:25,200 --> 01:09:29,080
Speaker 1: is time. And I don't want time for you to

1057
01:09:29,240 --> 01:09:32,000
Speaker 1: shut up. You make an announcement of everybody in the

1058
01:09:32,160 --> 01:09:36,880
Speaker 1: damn car to shut the hell all right. We don't

1059
01:09:36,920 --> 01:09:39,960
Speaker 1: let that. There's gonna be one person talking, all right,

1060
01:09:40,240 --> 01:09:43,960
Speaker 1: and the sober is one if they gotta lean from

1061
01:09:44,040 --> 01:09:47,040
Speaker 1: the back and talk. The rest have been told to

1062
01:09:47,320 --> 01:09:52,360
Speaker 1: shut the hell up. In that same lane, yes, that

1063
01:09:52,520 --> 01:09:56,120
Speaker 1: same lake, in the neighborhood, when you see somebody running

1064
01:09:56,240 --> 01:09:59,720
Speaker 1: from the law, when the law look at us, we

1065
01:10:00,000 --> 01:10:03,439
Speaker 1: don't know nothing. I had one friend on points and

1066
01:10:03,640 --> 01:10:07,879
Speaker 1: he went that way. What did you tell her? Go down? Already?

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01:10:08,240 --> 01:10:11,080
Speaker 1: He knows us. Now you're sitting the laws the same

1068
01:10:11,160 --> 01:10:13,840
Speaker 1: way down with you kind of pointed the other way

1069
01:10:13,960 --> 01:10:16,320
Speaker 1: that way he seeing us? Who you think he looking? Fuck?

1070
01:10:16,680 --> 01:10:19,880
Speaker 1: You didn't see nothing. Shut the hell up? Got it?

1071
01:10:20,200 --> 01:10:26,240
Speaker 1: Zip it? Well I'm going another role. Let me just

1072
01:10:26,400 --> 01:10:32,800
Speaker 1: do two quickness, fellas. If you know it's time to

1073
01:10:32,920 --> 01:10:38,080
Speaker 1: shut up when you're feeling guilty and you want to confess,

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01:10:40,920 --> 01:10:45,120
Speaker 1: stop that dog, I don't know what this moment you have,

1075
01:10:46,800 --> 01:10:53,599
Speaker 1: pard We're not going Yeah, let me When my first marriage,

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01:10:54,520 --> 01:10:56,320
Speaker 1: I went out one night, me and my pardon that

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01:10:56,439 --> 01:11:00,200
Speaker 1: you know, you know I just told told me, asked

1078
01:11:00,200 --> 01:11:03,760
Speaker 1: where if I was going out right, I'm over the hum.

1079
01:11:04,479 --> 01:11:06,559
Speaker 1: A couple of days later, my pardner reged I went

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01:11:06,640 --> 01:11:10,559
Speaker 1: to club with This is what he said. Hey, man,

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01:11:11,520 --> 01:11:18,360
Speaker 1: hell your wife about the club we went. You're looking

1082
01:11:18,360 --> 01:11:26,519
Speaker 1: at it like what I just just something? You just

1083
01:11:26,760 --> 01:11:30,760
Speaker 1: go what what are you talking about? Wrong with you? Man?

1084
01:11:31,080 --> 01:11:40,320
Speaker 1: Hell my wife about the club we went to? Shut up?

1085
01:11:40,760 --> 01:11:44,400
Speaker 1: I never supposed to. I'll tell you another time to

1086
01:11:44,439 --> 01:11:47,880
Speaker 1: shut up. And it's a trick too when your mama

1087
01:11:48,000 --> 01:11:54,880
Speaker 1: say say something. But then, did you hear me? What

1088
01:11:55,000 --> 01:11:57,360
Speaker 1: are I'm supposed to do? Yeah, I'm gonna answer y'all

1089
01:11:57,400 --> 01:11:59,760
Speaker 1: just supposed to be quiet. I'm just gonna take my chance.

1090
01:12:00,040 --> 01:12:05,360
Speaker 1: Shut yt play something, say something else? Yet one you

1091
01:12:05,439 --> 01:12:07,800
Speaker 1: got one? You got one? Time to go. When you

1092
01:12:07,920 --> 01:12:11,080
Speaker 1: on the phone with a woman and you hear her

1093
01:12:11,200 --> 01:12:15,880
Speaker 1: husband say, who the hell are you talking to? Man?

1094
01:12:16,200 --> 01:12:25,439
Speaker 1: Better shut your mind, hang up and block that note

1095
01:12:27,320 --> 01:12:32,040
Speaker 1: to shut up? Not doing you as as as far

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01:12:32,080 --> 01:12:35,479
Speaker 1: as my mama, when my mom will say, I guess

1097
01:12:35,560 --> 01:12:40,080
Speaker 1: I'm lying, then shut up? Shut up? Got shut up?

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01:12:40,160 --> 01:12:44,240
Speaker 1: All right? All right, you guys did again. Always that's

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01:12:44,280 --> 01:12:46,240
Speaker 1: what we do. That's what we do. All right, more

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01:12:46,439 --> 01:12:50,120
Speaker 1: of this crazy ignorant show. Steve Harvey Morning Show. Right

1101
01:12:50,200 --> 01:12:56,479
Speaker 1: after this, you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right,

1102
01:12:56,600 --> 01:12:59,559
Speaker 1: here's something we can all come in on or think about.

1103
01:12:59,640 --> 01:13:02,120
Speaker 1: If you could be the best player in any sport,

1104
01:13:02,479 --> 01:13:05,120
Speaker 1: what sport would that be? We all know the NFL

1105
01:13:05,280 --> 01:13:08,280
Speaker 1: is the most popular sport football, of course, that's the

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01:13:08,320 --> 01:13:11,000
Speaker 1: most popular sport in the land. But the players are

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01:13:11,040 --> 01:13:15,599
Speaker 1: mostly unseen because they wear helmets. Okay, and they get

1108
01:13:15,800 --> 01:13:20,439
Speaker 1: hit a lot. Uh, it's not ideal. NBA players have

1109
01:13:20,520 --> 01:13:23,519
Speaker 1: a good gig, but playing basketball still involves a lot

1110
01:13:23,560 --> 01:13:26,200
Speaker 1: of running around, you know, a lot of running. So, guys,

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01:13:26,400 --> 01:13:29,400
Speaker 1: if you were to be the best player in any sport,

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01:13:29,479 --> 01:13:34,000
Speaker 1: what would that be, Steve gonna be basketball? Damn what

1113
01:13:34,080 --> 01:13:39,960
Speaker 1: that survey said. You'd run around that? Damn running around?

1114
01:13:40,000 --> 01:13:42,160
Speaker 1: What you want to do? What'sport? I want to be

1115
01:13:42,240 --> 01:13:46,720
Speaker 1: No damn baseball player, get out there, nine you out

1116
01:13:46,760 --> 01:13:49,519
Speaker 1: there every third inn? It won't be out there for that.

1117
01:13:50,200 --> 01:13:52,800
Speaker 1: What about you, junior? Want to be? No damn hockey.

1118
01:13:52,800 --> 01:13:55,280
Speaker 1: Don't run my ass up in the wall. Were fighting.

1119
01:13:57,880 --> 01:14:01,080
Speaker 1: Some teeth will be knocked out. Play no dry ass

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01:14:01,200 --> 01:14:04,400
Speaker 1: soccer one to nothing, been out hit ninety minutes running

1121
01:14:04,400 --> 01:14:07,240
Speaker 1: them down. I ain't even kick the damn ball. The

1122
01:14:07,320 --> 01:14:09,280
Speaker 1: men just get this ball in this net rest, but

1123
01:14:09,400 --> 01:14:12,559
Speaker 1: you can't throw it in there? What about you, junior?

1124
01:14:13,880 --> 01:14:17,759
Speaker 1: Coming on basketball and the ladies that come within it? Okay,

1125
01:14:18,040 --> 01:14:27,120
Speaker 1: all right, okay, what me honestly about sumo wrestling? You

1126
01:14:27,160 --> 01:14:33,280
Speaker 1: know at least you nick hand quarter? All right? All right?

1127
01:14:33,680 --> 01:14:36,160
Speaker 1: Coming up, more fun, more music, more ignorant on the

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Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. We'll be back right after this.

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01:14:39,080 --> 01:14:43,559
Speaker 1: You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve,

1130
01:14:43,720 --> 01:14:49,479
Speaker 1: your nephew is here with things you whisper. Come on now,

1131
01:14:50,320 --> 01:14:53,400
Speaker 1: you gotta know there are some things that you just whistle.

1132
01:14:54,400 --> 01:14:56,519
Speaker 1: You know, you know, when you're in the middle of

1133
01:14:56,680 --> 01:14:59,439
Speaker 1: something is going down and it ain't going right. That's

1134
01:14:59,479 --> 01:15:02,920
Speaker 1: some things that you just whisper all the time. You

1135
01:15:02,960 --> 01:15:08,920
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. You hear me. I know a

1136
01:15:09,000 --> 01:15:14,599
Speaker 1: lot of okay when you whisper it, but there are

1137
01:15:14,800 --> 01:15:22,360
Speaker 1: some things that you whisper. Okay, Now I'm just gonna

1138
01:15:22,439 --> 01:15:27,120
Speaker 1: ask I'm just gonna ask you. Shut up, junior. I'm

1139
01:15:27,160 --> 01:15:33,600
Speaker 1: just thinking. I'm just gonna ask you, though. Have you

1140
01:15:33,760 --> 01:15:37,080
Speaker 1: ever been in that moment where there's things that you

1141
01:15:37,280 --> 01:15:44,840
Speaker 1: just whisper? Yeah, that ain't how you said. Okay, what

1142
01:15:45,000 --> 01:15:48,560
Speaker 1: if you have been I'm not I'm not gonna do

1143
01:15:48,640 --> 01:15:52,479
Speaker 1: this then, but tell me the things. Tell me when

1144
01:15:52,520 --> 01:15:54,640
Speaker 1: you've been in the heat of the moment that you

1145
01:15:54,840 --> 01:16:04,519
Speaker 1: just knew you needed to whisper help. Well, all of

1146
01:16:04,600 --> 01:16:06,800
Speaker 1: mine ain't been in the heat of the moment. Mine

1147
01:16:06,840 --> 01:16:12,920
Speaker 1: has been other times like what like, here's one your

1148
01:16:13,000 --> 01:16:20,719
Speaker 1: pants on? God, that's a good whisper. That's a good question.

1149
01:16:20,880 --> 01:16:23,400
Speaker 1: That's a good question. One. Yeah, that's a good ques.

1150
01:16:23,840 --> 01:16:36,280
Speaker 1: What else? What else? Tommy? My wife just walked him? God, yeah,

1151
01:16:36,320 --> 01:16:43,519
Speaker 1: you didn't you on the dance floor? Yeah, you're just

1152
01:16:43,640 --> 01:16:46,160
Speaker 1: having a good time. Yeah, y'all. Yeah, you're at the

1153
01:16:46,240 --> 01:16:49,840
Speaker 1: Saucer club with your boy. The girl tripped and showed

1154
01:16:49,920 --> 01:16:55,559
Speaker 1: up at the same club you at. That's good, y'all.

1155
01:16:55,600 --> 01:17:00,839
Speaker 1: Go huh, come on, okay, thank you need to whisper

1156
01:17:01,960 --> 01:17:16,519
Speaker 1: chel daddy? What time about Malcolm? Malcolm? Yeah, Malcolm, my daddy,

1157
01:17:16,760 --> 01:17:21,439
Speaker 1: I got one for you. Come on the police in Hill?

1158
01:17:23,160 --> 01:17:31,479
Speaker 1: What what did you say? What's lee in Hill? Which

1159
01:17:31,600 --> 01:17:42,680
Speaker 1: one ignorant boy? All right, thank your nephew. I think

1160
01:17:42,720 --> 01:17:44,640
Speaker 1: we get the point. All right, we'll be back with

1161
01:17:44,760 --> 01:17:47,920
Speaker 1: the clothes. Uh. Today it's been a good day. Um.

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01:17:48,160 --> 01:17:52,240
Speaker 1: We'll be back to closing our show with Steve's closing

1163
01:17:52,320 --> 01:17:55,439
Speaker 1: remarks coming up at forty nine after the hour. Right

1164
01:17:55,520 --> 01:18:00,720
Speaker 1: after this you're listening to show a right Steve. Here

1165
01:18:00,760 --> 01:18:03,080
Speaker 1: we are last break of the day, and of course

1166
01:18:03,200 --> 01:18:05,479
Speaker 1: it is time for you to leave us with some

1167
01:18:05,720 --> 01:18:10,040
Speaker 1: closing remarks. I want to give you some encouragement on

1168
01:18:10,200 --> 01:18:14,240
Speaker 1: your road to success. I've often said a million times

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01:18:14,360 --> 01:18:18,200
Speaker 1: that the road to success is always under construction, that

1170
01:18:18,400 --> 01:18:22,920
Speaker 1: you can expect the pitfalls, to set backs, the detools,

1171
01:18:23,040 --> 01:18:27,040
Speaker 1: the working men at work, so forth, and so on. Well,

1172
01:18:27,080 --> 01:18:31,040
Speaker 1: what I want to remind you of is that you

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01:18:31,280 --> 01:18:36,880
Speaker 1: can win if you can fight through the clutter. And

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01:18:37,560 --> 01:18:40,080
Speaker 1: one of the best ways that I can give you

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01:18:40,200 --> 01:18:44,120
Speaker 1: to fight through the clutter you have to have a

1176
01:18:44,240 --> 01:18:48,920
Speaker 1: relationship with God. I mean, it's just really the best

1177
01:18:49,000 --> 01:18:52,479
Speaker 1: way to fight through the clutter because you really don't

1178
01:18:53,520 --> 01:18:59,720
Speaker 1: know how exactly to become successful. You really don't know

1179
01:18:59,800 --> 01:19:03,240
Speaker 1: it exactly how I mean. And the reason I know

1180
01:19:03,400 --> 01:19:06,120
Speaker 1: you don't know exactly how it is because you've probably

1181
01:19:06,280 --> 01:19:10,760
Speaker 1: aimed for something that in order to achieve it you

1182
01:19:10,960 --> 01:19:15,400
Speaker 1: really do need God's help. So it's nothing wrong when

1183
01:19:15,479 --> 01:19:20,280
Speaker 1: you don't know exactly how you're going to make it,

1184
01:19:21,000 --> 01:19:24,759
Speaker 1: because what that means is you have aspired to something

1185
01:19:24,920 --> 01:19:27,479
Speaker 1: so great that in order for it to happen, you

1186
01:19:27,600 --> 01:19:31,280
Speaker 1: absolutely have to have God's help. That's where you want

1187
01:19:31,320 --> 01:19:33,479
Speaker 1: to be. You want to be on a mission that

1188
01:19:33,680 --> 01:19:36,680
Speaker 1: keeps you awake at night. You want to be on

1189
01:19:36,800 --> 01:19:40,320
Speaker 1: a mission man that makes you wake up early. You

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01:19:40,520 --> 01:19:43,040
Speaker 1: want to be on a mission that requires you to

1191
01:19:43,240 --> 01:19:46,400
Speaker 1: pray constantly. You want to be on a mission man

1192
01:19:47,200 --> 01:19:50,439
Speaker 1: where you seek the advice and help of other people

1193
01:19:50,960 --> 01:19:53,479
Speaker 1: that's in a higher position. You want to be on

1194
01:19:53,600 --> 01:20:00,200
Speaker 1: a mission where not achieving it becomes absolutely unacceptable. But

1195
01:20:00,320 --> 01:20:04,280
Speaker 1: to get there, you gotta fight through the clutter. And

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01:20:04,439 --> 01:20:08,160
Speaker 1: the biggest form of clutter in your mind is the

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01:20:08,320 --> 01:20:14,160
Speaker 1: actual figuring it out. Can you remember back on how

1198
01:20:14,240 --> 01:20:17,200
Speaker 1: many times you've tried to figure something out your life?

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01:20:17,320 --> 01:20:20,040
Speaker 1: Your next move, who to call, who to talk to,

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01:20:20,600 --> 01:20:22,800
Speaker 1: whether to try to sell him, how to sell him,

1201
01:20:22,840 --> 01:20:25,559
Speaker 1: what to buy, how to buy? If you go back

1202
01:20:25,600 --> 01:20:28,840
Speaker 1: over all your life of you figuring out my next move?

1203
01:20:29,160 --> 01:20:31,559
Speaker 1: Should I go to school? Should I not go to school?

1204
01:20:31,600 --> 01:20:33,600
Speaker 1: Should I get a degree in this? Should I not

1205
01:20:33,760 --> 01:20:36,040
Speaker 1: get a degree in this? Should I apply for that job?

1206
01:20:36,080 --> 01:20:37,920
Speaker 1: But this job? Should I go over here because they

1207
01:20:38,040 --> 01:20:40,760
Speaker 1: pay a little bit more, but just one has better stability?

1208
01:20:41,120 --> 01:20:43,920
Speaker 1: I don't know, But you've constantly been trying to work

1209
01:20:44,000 --> 01:20:47,759
Speaker 1: that out. That's exhausting and it keeps your mind cluttered.

1210
01:20:48,200 --> 01:20:50,800
Speaker 1: I was reading in my daily meditation, how when you

1211
01:20:50,920 --> 01:20:54,360
Speaker 1: clutter your mind up with the how to you remove

1212
01:20:54,760 --> 01:20:58,519
Speaker 1: God's presence in your life? Because he's always hovering and

1213
01:20:58,640 --> 01:21:01,560
Speaker 1: standing close by to come in and comfort you and

1214
01:21:01,720 --> 01:21:04,240
Speaker 1: be beside you and help you make these decisions. But

1215
01:21:04,360 --> 01:21:07,519
Speaker 1: if you never invite him in, if you never invite

1216
01:21:07,600 --> 01:21:10,479
Speaker 1: him to make the decisions, if you never allow his

1217
01:21:10,640 --> 01:21:15,880
Speaker 1: presence to come and calm you down. Man, Sometimes you

1218
01:21:16,040 --> 01:21:19,479
Speaker 1: just need calming. You know, when you could deal with

1219
01:21:19,600 --> 01:21:21,320
Speaker 1: a lot of this stuff that you're going through a

1220
01:21:21,400 --> 01:21:24,639
Speaker 1: lot better if you will have just a calming effect.

1221
01:21:25,000 --> 01:21:28,800
Speaker 1: Of the calming effect, that's the peace you get when

1222
01:21:28,840 --> 01:21:32,160
Speaker 1: you form a relationship with God. God calms you down

1223
01:21:32,240 --> 01:21:35,320
Speaker 1: because you know he got your back, you know he's

1224
01:21:35,360 --> 01:21:38,280
Speaker 1: in control. He know he got your best interests at heart,

1225
01:21:38,560 --> 01:21:41,200
Speaker 1: you know that he's behind the scenes working on your behalf.

1226
01:21:41,720 --> 01:21:45,200
Speaker 1: When you have that type of relationship, it cools you out.

1227
01:21:46,000 --> 01:21:52,240
Speaker 1: You can chill. You can't do anything about tomorrow, so

1228
01:21:52,439 --> 01:21:56,080
Speaker 1: worrying about it doesn't affect it. Now. I'm not saying

1229
01:21:56,200 --> 01:21:58,760
Speaker 1: and sitting here that you're not supposed to plan, that

1230
01:21:58,880 --> 01:22:01,880
Speaker 1: you're not supposed to have and aspirations, because you do.

1231
01:22:02,280 --> 01:22:05,439
Speaker 1: But in all my dreams of aspirations, all the things

1232
01:22:05,479 --> 01:22:09,960
Speaker 1: I want, I've had to learn to be flexible because

1233
01:22:10,080 --> 01:22:12,840
Speaker 1: what I want and what God has for me is

1234
01:22:12,920 --> 01:22:16,920
Speaker 1: oftentimes two different things. But can I share something with

1235
01:22:17,720 --> 01:22:20,639
Speaker 1: the thing that God has for you is way better

1236
01:22:20,720 --> 01:22:26,479
Speaker 1: than anything anything you could possibly plan. You can't figure

1237
01:22:26,520 --> 01:22:30,360
Speaker 1: it the way he does. His thoughts is way up there. Man,

1238
01:22:31,000 --> 01:22:35,160
Speaker 1: His ways is way up there. You can't outfigure God.

1239
01:22:35,840 --> 01:22:39,680
Speaker 1: God can take a very very dismal situation, folks, and

1240
01:22:39,880 --> 01:22:43,760
Speaker 1: turn it into pure gold for you. When they are

1241
01:22:43,840 --> 01:22:46,960
Speaker 1: lining themselves against you, If God is with you, who

1242
01:22:47,040 --> 01:22:50,200
Speaker 1: can be against you? So let them line up. If

1243
01:22:50,280 --> 01:22:52,240
Speaker 1: you know you got a relationship with God, and you

1244
01:22:52,439 --> 01:22:55,080
Speaker 1: know you're not over there by yourself, why would you

1245
01:22:55,160 --> 01:22:58,240
Speaker 1: be afraid of someone lining up against you? Let them

1246
01:22:58,320 --> 01:23:01,360
Speaker 1: line up. You're talking to somebody who knows it's all

1247
01:23:01,439 --> 01:23:06,200
Speaker 1: too well. They have lined up against me in numbers,

1248
01:23:07,479 --> 01:23:10,479
Speaker 1: but guess what, they can't do nothing to me. God

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Speaker 1: don't a lie, And even if you do do it,

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Speaker 1: it doesn't mean it has the effect of the desired

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Speaker 1: effect on me that you wanted to. And so that's

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Speaker 1: the same thing with you. Because of this relationship with God,

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Speaker 1: you don't have to be in and react to every

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Speaker 1: time somebody don't like a picture, or make a bad

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Speaker 1: comment or put a false falsehood out there about you.

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Speaker 1: You don't have to react to all of that because

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Speaker 1: you have peace in the relationship with God. You got

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Speaker 1: to form this relationship, y'all. You have to. It's imperative

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Speaker 1: to who you are and The thing about forming relationship.

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Speaker 1: You don't have to clear with nobody. But you ain't

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Speaker 1: got to even tell nobody you're doing it. You can

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Speaker 1: show them a different you. You don't have to make

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Speaker 1: an admission. I'm talking to God every day, trying to

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Speaker 1: become a better person. You ain't gonna tell nobody that.

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Speaker 1: Just do it. Just do it. That's all you've got

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Speaker 1: to do. All right, those are my closing remarks. All right,

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Speaker 1: drop it, it's drop thank you, sir? Yeah, needed that.

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Speaker 1: Can I tell y'all something really good? Have yourself a

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Speaker 1: great week. I'll be dogging it's time to say that already.

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Speaker 1: Have your self a great week for all. Steve Harvey

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