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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of the

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Speaker 1: Weekly Zeitgeist. Uh. These are some of our favorite segments

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Speaker 1: from this week, all edited together into one NonStop infotainment

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Speaker 1: laugh stravaganza. Uh yeah, So, without further ado, here is

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Speaker 1: the Weekly Zeitgeist. Really, we are thrilled to be joined

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Speaker 1: in our third seat by one of the very faces

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Speaker 1: all Mount Zitemore. She is the hilarious, she is the talented,

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Speaker 1: she is the legendary Lacy Mosley. What's happened? Weight? I

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Speaker 1: want to see if I can do it? Oh mute, damp,

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Speaker 1: you can't. I'm getting I'm getting recorded with y'all. Cangar me.

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Speaker 1: I was saying, saying, wait, can I do it? What's

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Speaker 1: doing that? It's so far? It's higher than that, isn't it? So? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I can still do it. Ever, that's that's it's that

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Speaker 1: woo that you gotta. That's the one that's where you

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Speaker 1: put your own stamp on that that is That is

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Speaker 1: a Lacy Moseley. You know, she's you know what I mean,

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Speaker 1: that's how it works. I say, you make it your own.

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Speaker 1: So I realized I was a soprano very late in life.

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Speaker 1: I can when I hear that I lost years. I

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Speaker 1: could have been Hallett at the girls. No, because I

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Speaker 1: I've always saying alto, I don't know. I just thought

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Speaker 1: this racism. Why has my whole life rooted racism? I

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Speaker 1: was just thought because I was black, I was supposed

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Speaker 1: to sing at I don't how the black people were.

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Speaker 1: That's where the fun was in the quiet you said

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Speaker 1: it was when you were criticizing that little girl's name

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Speaker 1: when you're helping your cousin grade papers. But as when

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Speaker 1: you said, wait, am I a soprano? I I wasn't

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Speaker 1: even one who got me woke. It was a wonderful

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Speaker 1: white man who we were doing Sweeney Todd. And if

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Speaker 1: you know Sweeney Todd, you know the top line of

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Speaker 1: Sweeney Todd is the opening number is like it's like

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Speaker 1: a B flat. It's really really high. And they were

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Speaker 1: he was like, okay, girls, who's gonna sing that? And

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Speaker 1: we was all like no, we out toes and he

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Speaker 1: was like, listen, come to the piano, and I was

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Speaker 1: like okay, and he just started playing the scales higher

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Speaker 1: and higher and higher, and I can sing Loving You

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Speaker 1: by many repretend with it's like my sex song that

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Speaker 1: I bring out of karaoke parties, so I had to

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Speaker 1: learn that. I was like, oh, I can shriek very

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Speaker 1: high shout out to Maya Rudolph's mom. Yes, many reptend

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Speaker 1: I didn't realize. I think like Maya Rudolph. I remember

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Speaker 1: she did this like Japanese character on SNL that was

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Speaker 1: really good and it was sucking me up. I was like,

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Speaker 1: what was going on? I think her stepmother is like

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Speaker 1: Japanese too. She's got a she's been, she's she's seen

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Speaker 1: it all and heard it all. Maya Rudolph is one

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Speaker 1: of them people, Miles, you might be too. When I

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Speaker 1: was like, in nine, nobody will have a race anymore, right, right,

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Speaker 1: that's right exactly. All stock photos are just me or

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Speaker 1: Maya Rudolph of generic. Oh shit, um yeah, I thought

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Speaker 1: that was gonna happen like within the next decade. For

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Speaker 1: some reason, I was just a little bit of it

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Speaker 1: two thousand nine j the nineties. I was like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I know that's where it's headed. We're racism, It's all

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Speaker 1: going to be over. Just do you wait by the

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Speaker 1: time I'm an adult, blakele, what's something from your search history.

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Speaker 1: That's revealing about who you are. Thank you for using

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Speaker 1: my God's given name. Your confirmation named blakele of course. Um,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna go with can you get poison ivy from

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Speaker 1: dead leaves? Is the most the most recent search that

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Speaker 1: I had. What's the answer to that? Stay tuned? No,

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Speaker 1: what if? That was my idea for a tease? Guys, listen,

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Speaker 1: I don't want to do your job for you, but

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Speaker 1: they will hang around for the answer to that question.

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Speaker 1: It is at three in act three. We're waiting to

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Speaker 1: act no. Act two. I like to put it right

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Speaker 1: in the middle of Oh, that's a test, a test.

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Speaker 1: I don't know how Robert mcke will feel about that,

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Speaker 1: but there's anything I do. It's test the patience of

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Speaker 1: those smoking. That's for all the Starbucks screenwriter crowd fucking

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Speaker 1: reading story by Robert McKee. Um. But okay, so what

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Speaker 1: happened you? You saw a pilot leaves and knowing you,

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Speaker 1: naked body. So what happened is that? What happened? Let's

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Speaker 1: just say I went out wearing nothing but a rake

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Speaker 1: I was fine, you know, sorry, I have to just

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Speaker 1: What are you talking? What? What was? What do you talk?

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Speaker 1: You were you just like beating up a leaf pile

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Speaker 1: to like what what it was? Imminent domain? Actually I

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Speaker 1: didn'tvoke to emminent domain. Uh, they were evident in my domain.

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Speaker 1: So I moved them. Now, as you know, I've been

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Speaker 1: didn't make a difference because I don't know how to

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Speaker 1: play golf. Yet but uh yeah, those leaves are gone

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Speaker 1: and they were dead, dead as a doornail. Had ever

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Speaker 1: had a poison oak or ivy experience ever? Apparently? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I never had that either, Never got that, never never

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Speaker 1: been stung by a bee, lived very sheltered, lots interesting,

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Speaker 1: Jerry Seinfelby, but he is really like sel She's like

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Speaker 1: clearly needs someone in her life, and so she says like,

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Speaker 1: But then Jerry Seinfeldby kind of reads into it and

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Speaker 1: thinks that you know, it's a tale. Is all this

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Speaker 1: time the Jerryby is getting friend zoned big time. He

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Speaker 1: doesn't even realize. And I think the most tragic part

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Speaker 1: action with those those stripes aren't doing the calls. Whoops,

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Speaker 1: aren't very slimming. You know, God, it is what it is.

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Speaker 1: It is what it is, all right, Lacy? What is

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Speaker 1: something from your history? Something from my search history? I

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Speaker 1: am actually going to look at the things that I prepared.

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Speaker 1: Uh oh okay, so search history, black wellness, holiday God

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Speaker 1: mm hmm. So my cousin uh teaches yoga and he's black,

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Speaker 1: which like there's very few black yoga instructors, So shout

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Speaker 1: out to black Matt Yoga. But um, he got me

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Speaker 1: on this whole thing of like I need to find

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Speaker 1: small businesses to send my Christmas gifts from, and I

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Speaker 1: would prefer them to be black owned. So now I'm

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Speaker 1: N how's the how's the hunt going? And do you

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Speaker 1: you had success? What are we looking at for Christmas gifts.

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Speaker 1: We're finding some cute places, We're finding something those, we're

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Speaker 1: finding some soaps. The issue is is that Amazon gets

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Speaker 1: things to the girls in two days. You know, Jeff

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Speaker 1: Baso's murdering as is gonna have your gifts on time.

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Speaker 1: So I'm like, okay, I think like with smaller businesses,

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Speaker 1: especially during a pandemic, especially when the USPS has, you know,

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Speaker 1: been so severely damaged by the underfunding, I'm like, Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, panic because I need to order like

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Speaker 1: forty gifts and now. So um yeah, that's the only issue.

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Speaker 1: But it's still going good. But I'm trying to buy small.

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Speaker 1: I hope people are buying small this year, especially because

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I think the other The thing with Amazon

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Speaker 1: some kind of deal hut by Amazon. Awesome. Just get

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Speaker 1: it from the brand. You know, there's a way around

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Speaker 1: and you know what, maybe you have to wait three days,

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Speaker 1: four days. Remember that, Remember the days we used to

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Speaker 1: wait weeks for our Delia's orders to arrive. Come on,

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Speaker 1: come on now, Why didn't Why did Cody think there?

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Speaker 1: But the reason was because I was chopping at Toby

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Speaker 1: It was like hebook. They say, I say, this is

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Speaker 1: Bezos cares about. Because that's that's the only way London

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Speaker 1: got you know that was made up? Right? A few

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Speaker 1: things that was made up, there's exactly That's the episode

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Speaker 1: make Winston Churchill and like the Conservatives seem okay, I'm

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Speaker 1: I am back on board for watching it, but the

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Speaker 1: politics are bad. Well, we are thrilled to be joined

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Speaker 1: in our third seat by the Hilaria is the talented

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Speaker 1: Allison Stevenson. HII, Hello, we come back. How are you

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Speaker 1: doing back? You know? Yeah, yeah, perpetually evolving. I feel

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Speaker 1: like it's you should you're not allowed to say that

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Speaker 1: you're good, even if it's like the standard thing you

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Speaker 1: to be like, yeah, oh my god, I'm so good.

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Speaker 1: And it was supposed to set off our electric shock

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Speaker 1: callers for asking how are you? Because what's new? What's new?

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Speaker 1: What's new? Anything new? Anything good on TV? Well? I

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Speaker 1: like what if my heart was like, that's on this side. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: If you don't know that's it probably smells like polosanto

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Speaker 1: surgery mode, and I'm like, well, I have Palo Santo,

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00:25:34,119 --> 00:25:39,280
Speaker 1: Like could I give him that? Yeah, like, give you

423
00:25:39,440 --> 00:25:43,639
Speaker 1: something to entertain yourself with. But I ultimately decided not to,

424
00:25:43,720 --> 00:25:45,879
Speaker 1: even though I couldn't find a straight answer on Polo

425
00:25:45,880 --> 00:25:50,439
Speaker 1: Santo specifically, it seemed like it might be too risky

426
00:25:50,440 --> 00:25:53,320
Speaker 1: of the wood for a hamster. Would you pivot to?

427
00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:56,439
Speaker 1: I ended up just waiting and I ended up just

428
00:25:56,480 --> 00:25:59,600
Speaker 1: waiting and asked my sister to go to Peto for

429
00:25:59,680 --> 00:26:07,399
Speaker 1: me and got the pencil shaped would chew things? Ah? Yeah,

430
00:26:07,560 --> 00:26:10,160
Speaker 1: should have experimented with the polosanto it maybe it would

431
00:26:10,200 --> 00:26:14,159
Speaker 1: have changed the whole vibe of the hamster hamster toys,

432
00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:21,120
Speaker 1: just just would Is that kind of the I could

433
00:26:21,119 --> 00:26:23,720
Speaker 1: talk about hamsters forever, so don't get me started. But

434
00:26:24,640 --> 00:26:28,160
Speaker 1: it's they are very finnicky, fragile creatures, and I don't

435
00:26:28,240 --> 00:26:31,200
Speaker 1: understand why we sell them to like five year olds,

436
00:26:31,240 --> 00:26:36,440
Speaker 1: like that's not okay. They actually very high maintenance animals.

437
00:26:36,560 --> 00:26:39,159
Speaker 1: And even like the type of wood they choose important

438
00:26:39,160 --> 00:26:43,159
Speaker 1: because some what is poisonous to them. Another wood isn't okay,

439
00:26:44,200 --> 00:26:48,199
Speaker 1: pine is bad for them, like stuff like that they

440
00:26:48,240 --> 00:26:50,359
Speaker 1: can choke on some and not on others, or like

441
00:26:50,440 --> 00:26:53,120
Speaker 1: some are like poisons. I don't know basically, so yeah,

442
00:26:53,160 --> 00:26:57,399
Speaker 1: it matters what kind of would do they choose. For

443
00:26:57,480 --> 00:26:59,879
Speaker 1: the record, you know, Allison is on her to not

444
00:27:00,040 --> 00:27:03,840
Speaker 1: refers keyboard right now, just taking all that typing you hear?

445
00:27:03,920 --> 00:27:08,919
Speaker 1: Is that transcribing everything the minutes of this episode? Finally,

446
00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:11,680
Speaker 1: I want to talk about a story that would have

447
00:27:12,680 --> 00:27:15,879
Speaker 1: I don't know it's it seems like it's way too

448
00:27:15,960 --> 00:27:17,960
Speaker 1: important to cover in three minutes, which we're going to

449
00:27:18,040 --> 00:27:22,879
Speaker 1: try and do. But uh, the former head of Israel's

450
00:27:23,160 --> 00:27:28,360
Speaker 1: uh what what's his official title? He ran and Rance program.

451
00:27:28,800 --> 00:27:32,919
Speaker 1: He was the program. Like there's no, he's not some

452
00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:36,480
Speaker 1: guy with a cool Twitter handle that you know, bb

453
00:27:36,600 --> 00:27:39,000
Speaker 1: Net and Yahoo like Fox with It's like, you know,

454
00:27:39,080 --> 00:27:41,080
Speaker 1: he's he's I think he was running it from like

455
00:27:41,119 --> 00:27:45,520
Speaker 1: the eighties to like or something like that. And but

456
00:27:46,080 --> 00:27:49,120
Speaker 1: for a context, he's saying, if I had come up

457
00:27:49,160 --> 00:27:51,960
Speaker 1: with what I'm saying today five years ago, and we'll

458
00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:54,520
Speaker 1: get to what he's saying, I would have been hospitalized.

459
00:27:54,560 --> 00:27:57,800
Speaker 1: Wherever I've gone with this in academia, they've said the

460
00:27:57,800 --> 00:28:01,520
Speaker 1: man has lost his mind. Today are already talking differently.

461
00:28:01,840 --> 00:28:05,480
Speaker 1: I have nothing to lose. I've received my degrees and awards.

462
00:28:05,800 --> 00:28:09,560
Speaker 1: I'm respecting universities abroad where the trend is also changing.

463
00:28:09,960 --> 00:28:15,400
Speaker 1: That trend. He says that we have made alien contact,

464
00:28:15,560 --> 00:28:19,560
Speaker 1: the US government and Israel in particular, that we are

465
00:28:19,640 --> 00:28:24,040
Speaker 1: in communication and in fact, in a legal contract with

466
00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:29,040
Speaker 1: the extraterrestrials. Um and I mean, I'm glad of One

467
00:28:29,080 --> 00:28:33,880
Speaker 1: of his quotes I'm glad that the Aliens respect contract law.

468
00:28:34,280 --> 00:28:37,760
Speaker 1: That's a good sign. He said. Quote there's an agreement

469
00:28:38,240 --> 00:28:41,520
Speaker 1: between the US government and the Aliens. They signed a

470
00:28:41,680 --> 00:28:46,080
Speaker 1: contract with us to do experiments here. They too are

471
00:28:46,160 --> 00:28:50,520
Speaker 1: researching and trying to understand the whole fabric of the universe,

472
00:28:50,880 --> 00:28:56,880
Speaker 1: and they want us as helpers. Um. I I just

473
00:28:57,120 --> 00:29:00,280
Speaker 1: the signed a contract is where it goes a little

474
00:29:00,320 --> 00:29:04,400
Speaker 1: too far. I was on board agreement. Maybe you know

475
00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:07,760
Speaker 1: contract were they were they redlining? Did they get the

476
00:29:07,840 --> 00:29:11,680
Speaker 1: lawyers involved? Are the are the Aliens their own legal counsel?

477
00:29:11,760 --> 00:29:14,560
Speaker 1: They're like, sorry, this this is actually a poison pill

478
00:29:14,640 --> 00:29:16,440
Speaker 1: in this deal. We will not do it if it's

479
00:29:16,600 --> 00:29:20,600
Speaker 1: if it's contained in the contract language. I don't um,

480
00:29:20,640 --> 00:29:23,240
Speaker 1: but they're saying one of the first hubs of cooperation

481
00:29:23,400 --> 00:29:27,320
Speaker 1: is a base on Mars, where, by the way, astronauts

482
00:29:27,320 --> 00:29:31,680
Speaker 1: have already set foot, American astronauts, and the basis underground.

483
00:29:31,680 --> 00:29:36,640
Speaker 1: That's why you can't see it. I love Aliensis. My

484
00:29:36,760 --> 00:29:40,000
Speaker 1: uncle has a ten dollar telescope in New Hampshire and

485
00:29:40,040 --> 00:29:42,520
Speaker 1: he was showing me Jupiter up close. I've I've said

486
00:29:42,520 --> 00:29:44,040
Speaker 1: this before, I'll say it again. If I have a

487
00:29:44,080 --> 00:29:47,040
Speaker 1: family six kids. I need to be there for my family,

488
00:29:47,040 --> 00:29:49,280
Speaker 1: and aliens come to me and say, hey, we'll take

489
00:29:49,320 --> 00:29:50,920
Speaker 1: you with us. You can never come back here see

490
00:29:50,920 --> 00:29:52,880
Speaker 1: anybody again, but you'll get to see the galaxy for

491
00:29:52,920 --> 00:29:57,000
Speaker 1: what it is. I'd be like, let's go. I would go, okay,

492
00:29:57,200 --> 00:29:59,440
Speaker 1: I want a prologue with that. But I will say,

493
00:30:00,120 --> 00:30:02,840
Speaker 1: this guy lost me when he plugged his book. He's

494
00:30:03,280 --> 00:30:06,080
Speaker 1: coming out, he's got coming out, and that's where he

495
00:30:06,120 --> 00:30:10,400
Speaker 1: lost me, you know, I mean it's and even in

496
00:30:10,440 --> 00:30:12,600
Speaker 1: a way though it's like you don't want this guy's

497
00:30:12,640 --> 00:30:14,920
Speaker 1: book though, you know, even like as a thing of

498
00:30:15,040 --> 00:30:16,920
Speaker 1: like if he was talking that real ship, he's like,

499
00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:19,720
Speaker 1: you know, it's so complex, Like to say it used

500
00:30:19,720 --> 00:30:23,080
Speaker 1: the word agreement would completely betray the forms of communication

501
00:30:23,160 --> 00:30:26,280
Speaker 1: these life forms used. I would be like, whoa, okay,

502
00:30:26,480 --> 00:30:29,320
Speaker 1: But when you're treating it like a fucking like just

503
00:30:29,640 --> 00:30:32,520
Speaker 1: you know a funny comedy film where they was like, hey,

504
00:30:32,640 --> 00:30:39,160
Speaker 1: let's collab on some research, fam like okay, and then

505
00:30:39,200 --> 00:30:42,720
Speaker 1: even like his his explanation, it's like what where y'all been?

506
00:30:42,760 --> 00:30:46,280
Speaker 1: Where the aliens been? What's going on? He mentioned Trump

507
00:30:46,280 --> 00:30:49,320
Speaker 1: in there too. Yeah, he did say that Trump was

508
00:30:49,560 --> 00:30:52,200
Speaker 1: on the verge of revealing all of the path Aliens

509
00:30:52,240 --> 00:30:55,880
Speaker 1: in the Galactic Federation, which I think is literally a

510
00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:59,560
Speaker 1: term from Star Trek, but maybe not Aliens in the

511
00:30:59,560 --> 00:31:02,920
Speaker 1: Galactic Federation are saying, wait, let everyone calm down first.

512
00:31:02,960 --> 00:31:05,480
Speaker 1: They they don't want to start mass hysteria. They want

513
00:31:05,480 --> 00:31:10,120
Speaker 1: to first make us sane and understanding. So here's why, Like,

514
00:31:10,160 --> 00:31:14,520
Speaker 1: obviously I want to believe, and I'm going to always

515
00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:17,280
Speaker 1: err on the side of yeah, this could be possible.

516
00:31:17,560 --> 00:31:21,240
Speaker 1: The thing about the contracts. So one of my theories

517
00:31:21,240 --> 00:31:24,200
Speaker 1: on aliens is that they might end up being a

518
00:31:24,200 --> 00:31:27,680
Speaker 1: lot more similar to us than we expect them to

519
00:31:27,720 --> 00:31:31,560
Speaker 1: be because of parallel evolution and the fact that like

520
00:31:31,640 --> 00:31:36,720
Speaker 1: when you look in Australia at like the wildlife that

521
00:31:36,840 --> 00:31:40,920
Speaker 1: evolved there, and it like looks almost identical to wildlife

522
00:31:40,920 --> 00:31:46,080
Speaker 1: that evolved independently in the US. It's like there, when

523
00:31:46,160 --> 00:31:50,120
Speaker 1: you have the conditions of life in two different, seemingly

524
00:31:50,160 --> 00:31:55,800
Speaker 1: different places, like they do end up cohering similarly. So

525
00:31:56,200 --> 00:31:59,160
Speaker 1: I don't know, like maybe maybe that is something that

526
00:31:59,360 --> 00:32:03,960
Speaker 1: eventually always comes up, and when when there's a civilization

527
00:32:04,160 --> 00:32:06,760
Speaker 1: that has evolved to a certain point, maybe they're like, well,

528
00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:10,880
Speaker 1: you gotta have contracts, man, I mean otherwise and then

529
00:32:10,960 --> 00:32:14,560
Speaker 1: nothing separates us from the single cell to organisms. Please,

530
00:32:15,080 --> 00:32:16,880
Speaker 1: I didn't come all this way to not have the

531
00:32:16,960 --> 00:32:20,840
Speaker 1: legal paperwork and to protect my interests in disagreement Earthling.

532
00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:26,280
Speaker 1: But I also just like picturing the process of getting

533
00:32:26,440 --> 00:32:35,080
Speaker 1: from respected in academic circles has this hugely powerful uh career,

534
00:32:35,480 --> 00:32:41,360
Speaker 1: and now what makes like just selling books just being

535
00:32:41,480 --> 00:32:44,959
Speaker 1: like yeah, like it just seems I don't know, I

536
00:32:44,960 --> 00:32:50,479
Speaker 1: have I have a hard time imagining that evolution, like

537
00:32:50,760 --> 00:32:54,320
Speaker 1: unless he was always all along, like had some suspicion

538
00:32:54,400 --> 00:32:57,680
Speaker 1: that there was alien contact, like just given his mouth

539
00:32:57,680 --> 00:32:59,640
Speaker 1: shut because it's going to costume his job all the time.

540
00:32:59,680 --> 00:33:02,000
Speaker 1: They're like, dude, you gotta knock that shut off, like

541
00:33:02,840 --> 00:33:05,720
Speaker 1: like we're serious scientists and he's just using like the

542
00:33:05,760 --> 00:33:09,400
Speaker 1: same ship that UFO heads in the US used, Like

543
00:33:09,440 --> 00:33:14,920
Speaker 1: I'm just saying roswell though, dog look at this viral video, dude,

544
00:33:14,960 --> 00:33:17,040
Speaker 1: what about that beam of light above tel Aviva just

545
00:33:17,040 --> 00:33:19,320
Speaker 1: shot up in the sky? What was that? I have

546
00:33:19,360 --> 00:33:21,840
Speaker 1: it from multiple angles. It's like that was doctored. We

547
00:33:21,880 --> 00:33:25,080
Speaker 1: already talked about this doctor alright, it did a great

548
00:33:25,120 --> 00:33:26,760
Speaker 1: job on it, you know. Yeah, no, I mean it

549
00:33:26,800 --> 00:33:29,800
Speaker 1: looks it looks like I wonder if you like, yeah,

550
00:33:29,800 --> 00:33:31,640
Speaker 1: like at a certain point, you know, this is like

551
00:33:31,680 --> 00:33:33,840
Speaker 1: his like breaking bad like kind of thing, was like,

552
00:33:33,920 --> 00:33:37,960
Speaker 1: fuck it, I got nothing on this alien ship and

553
00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:40,440
Speaker 1: get a book deal and get my little check. So

554
00:33:40,480 --> 00:33:43,680
Speaker 1: I can, you know, just buy my retirement cabin and

555
00:33:43,800 --> 00:33:46,880
Speaker 1: live life comfortably because my government pension is running out.

556
00:33:46,920 --> 00:33:49,640
Speaker 1: So I gotta exploit that position to say some wild

557
00:33:49,680 --> 00:33:52,600
Speaker 1: alien ship. I don't know that would be a smart

558
00:33:52,640 --> 00:33:55,440
Speaker 1: move though, because instantly right like it's a it's this

559
00:33:55,480 --> 00:33:59,360
Speaker 1: has been a global headline because of because of the

560
00:33:59,400 --> 00:34:02,520
Speaker 1: position he help. So it's like just if so if

561
00:34:02,520 --> 00:34:05,240
Speaker 1: you just have that former title to give you any authority,

562
00:34:05,560 --> 00:34:08,480
Speaker 1: keep in mind, anybody in any position with authority, you

563
00:34:08,520 --> 00:34:11,040
Speaker 1: can do this, come out with some outlanders ship. That

564
00:34:11,040 --> 00:34:14,280
Speaker 1: would just be like up end the general accepted knowledge

565
00:34:14,280 --> 00:34:17,160
Speaker 1: of your industry and people like what the former head

566
00:34:17,200 --> 00:34:20,880
Speaker 1: of what said? What but this huh? And then people

567
00:34:20,880 --> 00:34:23,920
Speaker 1: will laugh you out, but you'll get your little shine. Yeah,

568
00:34:24,120 --> 00:34:28,359
Speaker 1: so you're you're officially on this guy's uh lost it

569
00:34:28,480 --> 00:34:31,640
Speaker 1: or is just trying to sell books ship? I know,

570
00:34:31,880 --> 00:34:35,680
Speaker 1: I mean I like the energy that I love the

571
00:34:35,800 --> 00:34:38,920
Speaker 1: energy of someone who is gonna like completely change the

572
00:34:38,920 --> 00:34:41,319
Speaker 1: game on us like this and be like, no, y'all

573
00:34:41,360 --> 00:34:47,040
Speaker 1: not listening. They have signed fucking contracts, okay. And Trump

574
00:34:47,080 --> 00:34:49,960
Speaker 1: almost sucked it all up. And then the aliens were like, nah,

575
00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:52,560
Speaker 1: found just dead that for a second because the people

576
00:34:52,600 --> 00:34:55,320
Speaker 1: are not ready for us to do our grand reveal.

577
00:34:55,640 --> 00:34:57,160
Speaker 1: So if you could just sit on that, we would

578
00:34:57,160 --> 00:34:59,640
Speaker 1: appreciate that. And Donald Trump was like, bet, and you

579
00:34:59,680 --> 00:35:02,319
Speaker 1: know that it's basically who our president is. He respects

580
00:35:02,560 --> 00:35:08,239
Speaker 1: the you know, agency of these as. I just love.

581
00:35:08,719 --> 00:35:11,799
Speaker 1: It's like it's also tough don too, because we're we're

582
00:35:11,840 --> 00:35:14,360
Speaker 1: we're like having this conversation in society right now about

583
00:35:14,360 --> 00:35:16,480
Speaker 1: believing the scientists and buying any of these people. Like

584
00:35:16,480 --> 00:35:18,839
Speaker 1: this guy is an academic super respective he ran their

585
00:35:18,840 --> 00:35:22,440
Speaker 1: Space program, So this is somebody who we should buy into, right,

586
00:35:22,640 --> 00:35:25,799
Speaker 1: Like we should say, like he's probably I need like

587
00:35:25,920 --> 00:35:27,560
Speaker 1: for something like this. It's like, yo, you need I

588
00:35:27,600 --> 00:35:29,279
Speaker 1: need you to bring another few friends with you. The

589
00:35:29,360 --> 00:35:31,880
Speaker 1: ratios aren't good here for a thing like this. I

590
00:35:31,920 --> 00:35:34,520
Speaker 1: need better ratios. I need like five other people who

591
00:35:34,680 --> 00:35:37,480
Speaker 1: like y'all can actually be like yo, yo, okay, we're

592
00:35:37,520 --> 00:35:39,919
Speaker 1: not going to tell y'all but that one mission look

593
00:35:39,960 --> 00:35:42,480
Speaker 1: into that, and then I would be like, oh oh,

594
00:35:43,080 --> 00:35:47,520
Speaker 1: but nan, if the aliens are out there trying to

595
00:35:47,760 --> 00:35:50,560
Speaker 1: get us to be more reasonable, you know, I'm just saying,

596
00:35:50,600 --> 00:35:53,320
Speaker 1: where did this vaccine come from? It's all of a sudden,

597
00:35:53,360 --> 00:35:57,799
Speaker 1: we got a vaccine this accurate or effective. Come on, dude,

598
00:35:57,880 --> 00:36:00,359
Speaker 1: you think the aliens didn't give that to us? What

599
00:36:00,400 --> 00:36:03,239
Speaker 1: the fun did you think? I was talking about Operation

600
00:36:03,320 --> 00:36:07,320
Speaker 1: Warp Speed. I was on the fucking USS Enterprise, motherfucker

601
00:36:07,400 --> 00:36:11,680
Speaker 1: secure in the vaccine. There's no way he was. I

602
00:36:11,719 --> 00:36:16,040
Speaker 1: was in the I was doing deals in fucking sebulon

603
00:36:16,160 --> 00:36:19,360
Speaker 1: three six nine dash z. There's no way he'd be

604
00:36:19,400 --> 00:36:26,840
Speaker 1: able to uh not brag about that ship actually brokering

605
00:36:26,960 --> 00:36:30,080
Speaker 1: this deal because he's gonna do. We've heard about his

606
00:36:30,160 --> 00:36:32,880
Speaker 1: negotiating tactics. He's gonna be in. There's like, nice to

607
00:36:32,920 --> 00:36:36,160
Speaker 1: meet you alien people. I'm surprisingly calm in this negotiation,

608
00:36:36,239 --> 00:36:38,040
Speaker 1: but I just want to shut up and saying fuck you,

609
00:36:38,400 --> 00:36:45,000
Speaker 1: and he walks out. Uh ship, All right, let's take

610
00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:57,800
Speaker 1: a quick break and we'll be right back, and we're back.

611
00:36:58,080 --> 00:36:59,600
Speaker 1: I just want to check in with one of my

612
00:36:59,600 --> 00:37:04,440
Speaker 1: old US is Gordon Ramsey Um because he is he

613
00:37:04,600 --> 00:37:08,000
Speaker 1: is taking his talents Um and Burger restaurant to a

614
00:37:08,040 --> 00:37:12,840
Speaker 1: new location inside Herod's in London. And what's on the

615
00:37:12,880 --> 00:37:16,759
Speaker 1: menu A hundred and six dollar burger. And I'm like,

616
00:37:16,880 --> 00:37:23,239
Speaker 1: yall read the room you were not? I mean, look

617
00:37:23,440 --> 00:37:25,720
Speaker 1: the city. From our point of view in the United States,

618
00:37:25,719 --> 00:37:27,879
Speaker 1: it seems like absolutely ridiculous. I know in the UK

619
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:30,360
Speaker 1: two things aren't that great. And last I checked, Herod's

620
00:37:30,440 --> 00:37:32,200
Speaker 1: is not open. So I don't know when you were

621
00:37:32,200 --> 00:37:34,920
Speaker 1: going to even go into this restaurant to eat this burger.

622
00:37:35,600 --> 00:37:37,719
Speaker 1: But just to let you know, how you get to

623
00:37:37,719 --> 00:37:40,799
Speaker 1: a hundred and six dollars A hundred six dollars the

624
00:37:40,920 --> 00:37:50,200
Speaker 1: extravagant patty is a wug you burger apparently featuring apparently Okay, interesting,

625
00:37:48,440 --> 00:37:54,759
Speaker 1: Wait hold on, this is a scam then it can't

626
00:37:55,640 --> 00:38:00,480
Speaker 1: it burger? This ship needs to be unequivocal. This is

627
00:38:00,600 --> 00:38:06,000
Speaker 1: it's undeniably has to be this Dent UK heritage beef patty,

628
00:38:06,160 --> 00:38:11,200
Speaker 1: seared walk you sirloin, fresh black truffles and truffle Pecorino cheese.

629
00:38:11,840 --> 00:38:15,000
Speaker 1: I can say I don't know why they even why

630
00:38:15,080 --> 00:38:17,680
Speaker 1: even put a press release out. It's gonna anger people

631
00:38:17,840 --> 00:38:20,480
Speaker 1: like you want to talk about your luxury burger in

632
00:38:20,520 --> 00:38:26,560
Speaker 1: the time of like the global depression. Um, but he

633
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Speaker 1: did read the room on the other side because he's

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Speaker 1: entering the Seltzer game. Also, uh, and it's called wait

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Speaker 1: for it, Hell's Seltzer. Isn't White Claw, just Hell's Seltzer. Yeah,

636
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Speaker 1: I mean, and the Seltzer Seltzer game is getting crowded.

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you that it is getting crowded. At this point,

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Speaker 1: you need a good name. You know, it is coming

639
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Speaker 1: down to because they all cost about the same, they

640
00:38:51,080 --> 00:38:54,960
Speaker 1: all basically taste like shit. Uh, so it's really coming

641
00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:56,799
Speaker 1: down to a name game for me. What's the deal

642
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Speaker 1: with Hell's Seltzer. Oh? Well, the website that apparently, like

643
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Speaker 1: you know, they're doing apparently that isn't that that kid

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Speaker 1: wasn't that that meme the kid who said apparently all

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Speaker 1: on that and apparently, well, you know, come down and

646
00:39:11,200 --> 00:39:15,400
Speaker 1: apparently that just like okay, I just learned a new word. Also, Um,

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00:39:15,440 --> 00:39:17,840
Speaker 1: the website that's like doing the press release says that

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00:39:17,960 --> 00:39:23,720
Speaker 1: Ramsey's quote discerning Palette is behind the Seltzer's for unapologetically

649
00:39:23,880 --> 00:39:29,480
Speaker 1: bold flavors. They're all inspired by the popular menu items

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00:39:29,480 --> 00:39:33,600
Speaker 1: from his Hell's Kitchen restaurant. I'm like, so what beef Wellington,

651
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Speaker 1: lobster Risoltso I worked on the Hell's Kitchen show, so

652
00:39:38,320 --> 00:39:39,920
Speaker 1: I know what else are we talking about? Is that

653
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Speaker 1: the I mean beef Wellington seltzer sounds like it's worth

654
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Speaker 1: a punt uh. And then the ingredients, by the way,

655
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Speaker 1: our seltzer natural flavors and hate for hate Yeah, and

656
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Speaker 1: you idiot the other his like his cheesy ass like

657
00:39:59,200 --> 00:40:03,080
Speaker 1: you know, puff promo talk is amazing to quote, this

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Speaker 1: is Gordon Ramsey. Quote. Yes, even I enjoy a hard

659
00:40:07,280 --> 00:40:10,560
Speaker 1: seltzer after a long day. So I decided to toss

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Speaker 1: the devil horns into the ring and heat things up.

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00:40:14,040 --> 00:40:17,600
Speaker 1: Hell's Kitchen will never freeze over, but a cold health

662
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Speaker 1: Seltzer is a great start. And you know those are

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Speaker 1: lying through his teeth. Take a sip. You think Gordon

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Speaker 1: Ramsey had he lied? Did you hear what he said, Jamie?

665
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Speaker 1: He said, yes, even I he's acknowledging that it would

666
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Speaker 1: be strange. This is real, he said, even he would

667
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Speaker 1: after a hard, long, long day, He's going to kick

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Speaker 1: back with a heltzer. Heltzer skeltzer. I'm gonna szer skeltzer.

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Speaker 1: That's great. Yeah, beef Linton heltzer skeltzer. You're like, I

670
00:40:51,280 --> 00:40:54,320
Speaker 1: think we need to speak with them. Are they okay?

671
00:40:54,360 --> 00:41:00,840
Speaker 1: They're drinking beef flavored alcohol? Alcohol? Is it? What? Also

672
00:41:00,880 --> 00:41:03,439
Speaker 1: with the celt you got, you gotta it's all all

673
00:41:03,440 --> 00:41:05,520
Speaker 1: of it is like low though, and it hurts you.

674
00:41:05,640 --> 00:41:10,000
Speaker 1: But somehow my thing with selters like you drink one,

675
00:41:11,040 --> 00:41:13,560
Speaker 1: the alcohol content is very low. But then yet you're

676
00:41:13,600 --> 00:41:15,880
Speaker 1: still like getting hungover in real time, and you're like,

677
00:41:15,920 --> 00:41:18,359
Speaker 1: how is this possible? I'm not and yet and I'm

678
00:41:18,400 --> 00:41:22,480
Speaker 1: already hungover. What's your favorite flav? I do like a

679
00:41:22,560 --> 00:41:27,400
Speaker 1: mango white clow. I like the main white cleasy too.

680
00:41:27,800 --> 00:41:30,719
Speaker 1: I'll play around with a little black cherry from time

681
00:41:30,760 --> 00:41:36,640
Speaker 1: to time. Yeah, sometimes I add vodrell. Is that a

682
00:41:36,640 --> 00:41:42,520
Speaker 1: weird move? That's what I tell her, Majesty. I said, Yo,

683
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Speaker 1: give me that mango cleasy, but boost it, boost it,

684
00:41:46,280 --> 00:41:50,200
Speaker 1: boost it a little bit. What do you think, Hey,

685
00:41:50,239 --> 00:41:53,439
Speaker 1: her majesty, let me get a man cleasy, but don't

686
00:41:53,480 --> 00:41:56,880
Speaker 1: trim the claws. Actually put some put some cloth, st

687
00:41:57,880 --> 00:42:01,640
Speaker 1: sharpen that claw. Her magic. One time for your boy

688
00:42:02,719 --> 00:42:05,440
Speaker 1: so he can so he can fall over picking up

689
00:42:05,480 --> 00:42:09,319
Speaker 1: dogship in the yard. Uh. That's just an insight into

690
00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:14,560
Speaker 1: my Sunday mornings. Um, and just one last treat I

691
00:42:14,560 --> 00:42:17,239
Speaker 1: want to go out on. Actually is just Jamie and I.

692
00:42:17,320 --> 00:42:18,960
Speaker 1: We were talking about what it was like to work

693
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Speaker 1: at Playboy back in the day. And I don't know

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Speaker 1: if this was on we did this, but we we

695
00:42:24,040 --> 00:42:26,400
Speaker 1: worked at Playboy. We actually worked at the same time

696
00:42:26,440 --> 00:42:29,120
Speaker 1: and weren't even friends. It's a shame. Although I didn't

697
00:42:29,480 --> 00:42:31,759
Speaker 1: I knew of you because everyone was saying she's a

698
00:42:31,800 --> 00:42:34,000
Speaker 1: comedian and I was like, what, there's someone funny here.

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Speaker 1: Get away from that. Surely to me, Yeah, we should

700
00:42:37,200 --> 00:42:40,040
Speaker 1: have been friends the Playboy. No one talked to me. Well,

701
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Speaker 1: you were in a weird part of the office. It

702
00:42:41,640 --> 00:42:43,880
Speaker 1: was a weird time. The country was start of the

703
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Speaker 1: company was having a bit of trouble figuring out the

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Speaker 1: non nude age. Yeah. Uh. And house er. We got

705
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Speaker 1: to go to the mansion for like staff party. One

706
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Speaker 1: you got to go. I didn't get didn't. I got

707
00:42:59,320 --> 00:43:02,240
Speaker 1: terribly drunk and walked into a glass wall. My sister

708
00:43:02,440 --> 00:43:07,560
Speaker 1: snuck into Hugh Hefner's house on Valentine's Day. Yeah, and

709
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Speaker 1: met his son and they were just hanging out. Yeah,

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00:43:15,320 --> 00:43:21,040
Speaker 1: if it wasn't Conny, Yeah, he's on it. He was

711
00:43:21,080 --> 00:43:23,400
Speaker 1: the guy that stole my cake when he was on

712
00:43:23,440 --> 00:43:25,359
Speaker 1: a segway. It was like the day that I got

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Speaker 1: laid off and my boss was like, here's a cake

714
00:43:28,200 --> 00:43:30,120
Speaker 1: because I got laid off on my birthday and they

715
00:43:30,120 --> 00:43:32,880
Speaker 1: got me a birthday slash goodbye cake. That was really depressing.

716
00:43:33,360 --> 00:43:37,440
Speaker 1: And then Hugh Hefner's son rolled in on a segway obviously,

717
00:43:37,480 --> 00:43:39,080
Speaker 1: like I had no idea who he was, and he

718
00:43:39,160 --> 00:43:41,520
Speaker 1: was just like, Hey, what's a whose birthday is it?

719
00:43:41,800 --> 00:43:43,640
Speaker 1: Can I have a piece of cake? And he just

720
00:43:44,040 --> 00:43:46,480
Speaker 1: rolled the way and then he felt So it's good

721
00:43:46,680 --> 00:43:49,840
Speaker 1: taken off with your cake and your health insurance. But yeah,

722
00:43:50,280 --> 00:43:52,880
Speaker 1: So the reason I bring it up is because every

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00:43:53,040 --> 00:43:57,279
Speaker 1: like six three to six months, the online store, the

724
00:43:57,280 --> 00:44:00,239
Speaker 1: Playboy magazine online store would just have a you for

725
00:44:00,320 --> 00:44:02,719
Speaker 1: all of ship nobody wanted, and the staff could go

726
00:44:02,760 --> 00:44:05,520
Speaker 1: and like pick from the bones of like the online

727
00:44:05,560 --> 00:44:08,160
Speaker 1: store and get like a T shirt or beer Cozy's

728
00:44:08,320 --> 00:44:11,640
Speaker 1: or high healed sneakers in Jamie's case, that she so

729
00:44:11,760 --> 00:44:14,799
Speaker 1: lovingly took um, but I just want to just I

730
00:44:14,920 --> 00:44:17,799
Speaker 1: just point this out because the State Department had a

731
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Speaker 1: holiday party on Tuesday or super spreader event, whatever the

732
00:44:21,920 --> 00:44:23,960
Speaker 1: funk you want to call it, but I just want

733
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Speaker 1: to point out what the gift bags were at this

734
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Speaker 1: State Department holiday party. Quote This is from the Washington

735
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Speaker 1: Post reporting of the State Department party. Amid the point

736
00:44:32,800 --> 00:44:37,040
Speaker 1: said is chandeliers and meticulously decorated Christmas trees. Children on

737
00:44:37,080 --> 00:44:42,839
Speaker 1: Tuesday night received be Best branded swag, such as backpacks, Frisbees,

738
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Speaker 1: and water bottles from First Lady Milania Trump's signature anti

739
00:44:46,840 --> 00:44:50,640
Speaker 1: bullying and Wellness initiative. The State Department has a stockpile

740
00:44:50,840 --> 00:44:53,839
Speaker 1: of the best merchandise that is often handed out when

741
00:44:53,840 --> 00:44:56,480
Speaker 1: the First Lady travels abroad. In the absence of a

742
00:44:56,520 --> 00:44:59,600
Speaker 1: second Trump term, officials need to find a home for

743
00:44:59,640 --> 00:45:03,080
Speaker 1: the plus gear, one official said. The officials said, quote,

744
00:45:03,360 --> 00:45:08,120
Speaker 1: it's time to get rid of the leftovers. That sounds

745
00:45:08,160 --> 00:45:10,920
Speaker 1: like a playboy giveaway. He was like, well, this is

746
00:45:10,960 --> 00:45:14,080
Speaker 1: the worst, this is a bad idea. Come again, and

747
00:45:14,120 --> 00:45:17,960
Speaker 1: we got it here. My friend what a treat. My

748
00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:20,759
Speaker 1: friend was like asking me if I had any tattoos,

749
00:45:20,800 --> 00:45:22,920
Speaker 1: and I was like, I changed my mind so often.

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00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:24,520
Speaker 1: I was like, I'd be one of those people that

751
00:45:24,520 --> 00:45:27,600
Speaker 1: would get a Playboy like tattoo and regret it. And

752
00:45:27,640 --> 00:45:30,160
Speaker 1: when I said that her boyfriend pilled up his sleep

753
00:45:30,200 --> 00:45:32,799
Speaker 1: and he had a bit playboy tattoo, and I was like,

754
00:45:33,280 --> 00:45:36,399
Speaker 1: I'm sure yours is great. I mean, it's the most

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00:45:36,440 --> 00:45:39,160
Speaker 1: recognized logo in the on Earth. It's the most recognized

756
00:45:39,200 --> 00:45:43,120
Speaker 1: logo on Earth. So I love reveal when someone has

757
00:45:43,160 --> 00:45:46,280
Speaker 1: an embarrassing tattoo that is also very large. There's almost

758
00:45:46,280 --> 00:45:48,400
Speaker 1: nothing funnier in the world. I like, ran into my

759
00:45:48,440 --> 00:45:50,520
Speaker 1: high school boyfriend. This sounds fake, but it was real.

760
00:45:50,600 --> 00:45:53,920
Speaker 1: I ran into one of my my first high school boyfriend,

761
00:45:54,520 --> 00:45:57,440
Speaker 1: um a couple of years after he had dumped me

762
00:45:57,480 --> 00:46:02,320
Speaker 1: for the saxophone. And it sounds like Whiplash that movie,

763
00:46:02,400 --> 00:46:05,880
Speaker 1: except sounds like that movie This Christmas. He left you

764
00:46:05,960 --> 00:46:08,279
Speaker 1: for his music career, he did. He did leave me

765
00:46:08,360 --> 00:46:12,719
Speaker 1: for with Quentins. He left me for for jazz um.

766
00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:14,799
Speaker 1: But then I saw him a couple of years later

767
00:46:14,920 --> 00:46:20,000
Speaker 1: and he had a huge tattoo of foghorn leghorn on

768
00:46:20,120 --> 00:46:23,719
Speaker 1: his bicep, and he was like, my uncle got it too.

769
00:46:23,880 --> 00:46:25,480
Speaker 1: It was a little thing me and my uncle did.

770
00:46:25,520 --> 00:46:30,279
Speaker 1: He had a huge said, I said, what the funk?

771
00:46:30,360 --> 00:46:33,840
Speaker 1: You got a fog horn leghorn tattoo? Yes, I swear

772
00:46:33,880 --> 00:46:36,520
Speaker 1: to god, he had a huge fog horn leghorn tattoo.

773
00:46:36,640 --> 00:46:38,560
Speaker 1: And then it was like it was it was great

774
00:46:38,640 --> 00:46:40,520
Speaker 1: for me because I was like, well this this break

775
00:46:40,600 --> 00:46:45,440
Speaker 1: up validation valid Yeah, but a huge like just so

776
00:46:45,600 --> 00:46:48,320
Speaker 1: much out of nostalgia, but you for your mouth on

777
00:46:48,400 --> 00:46:51,000
Speaker 1: this person. And then now they have a foghorn leghorn tattoo.

778
00:46:51,080 --> 00:46:53,680
Speaker 1: I don't know. I just googled fog horn leghorn. Now

779
00:46:53,760 --> 00:47:02,160
Speaker 1: I get the joke. Yeah. Anyways, well can Joe all right,

780
00:47:02,440 --> 00:47:06,280
Speaker 1: that's gonna do it for this week's weekly Zeite. Guys,

781
00:47:06,440 --> 00:47:10,200
Speaker 1: please like and review the show. If you like the show,

782
00:47:10,840 --> 00:47:15,200
Speaker 1: uh means the world to Miles. He needs your validation, folks.

783
00:47:15,840 --> 00:47:18,879
Speaker 1: I hope you're having a great weekend and I will

784
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Speaker 1: talk to him Monday. By ut and the Factor and

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Speaker 1: Productor and Batt