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Speaker 2: The Breakfast Club Morning.

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Speaker 3: Everybody is DJ n V, charlamagnea God. We are the

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Speaker 3: Breakfast Club. We got a special Guess in.

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Speaker 2: The building, Leslie fucking Joan Leslie.

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Speaker 1: Joe's ladies and gentlemen, welcome.

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Speaker 2: Good morning.

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Speaker 1: He ha he hair, he hair.

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Speaker 2: How you feeling.

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Speaker 1: I'm good. I was looking for Jess.

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Speaker 2: You know, she's she got shows in Detroit.

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Speaker 1: This will after. I thought she's gonna be here so

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Speaker 1: I can key kid, that's my girl. You are you

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Speaker 1: kidding me?

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Speaker 2: Yes?

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Speaker 1: And she is so funny.

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Speaker 4: I gotta say that, she's one of my favorite people

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Speaker 4: on Instagram.

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Speaker 1: I love her shit. She always make me laugh so funny.

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Speaker 5: What kind of jewels do you give the young female

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Speaker 5: stand ups like Jess?

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Speaker 1: Uh?

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Speaker 4: Well, Jess shit, she don't need nothing, she gets it

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Speaker 4: like this is the one thing I love about Jess, though,

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Speaker 4: is that she's confident enough to be like very sexy

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Speaker 4: and still do come and see. When I was coming up,

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Speaker 4: it was just the rule just you know, okay, I'll

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Speaker 4: put it like this. Women comedians have to go through

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Speaker 4: a certain thing, like if I dress sexy and walk

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Speaker 4: on stage five minutes, I'm not gonna be heard because

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Speaker 4: when I walk on stage, the first thing is you're

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Speaker 4: gonna get the women going, oh, she thinks she's cute,

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Speaker 4: and then they gonna look at that man and be like,

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Speaker 4: oh does he think?

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Speaker 1: Does he want to fuck her?

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Speaker 4: And then you got the man. So that's five minutes

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Speaker 4: of going to like all that happens. So I used

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Speaker 4: to just do the T shirt jeans, tenis you so

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Speaker 4: you can pay attention to me. But the thing I

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Speaker 4: like about her is that she don't give a fuck,

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Speaker 4: Like she gonna go up there and she gonna do

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Speaker 4: her fun and she's gonna do her and I like

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Speaker 4: that that women are starting to become more like I'm

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Speaker 4: fucking like, I'm gonna do it.

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Speaker 1: I'm still funny and I'm fine as fuck. Like it's

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Speaker 1: like I love that.

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Speaker 4: So what I would give, what I always give young women,

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Speaker 4: is to you don't have to prove that you're a woman,

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Speaker 4: like Jess does go on stage and do that, which

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Speaker 4: like you, she doesn't have to prove she's a woman.

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Speaker 4: Like a lot of female comics write like period jokes

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Speaker 4: or this jokes. If you can make them funny, that's different.

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Speaker 4: Just be yourself, you know, yeah, yeah, that's what I

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Speaker 4: would just like, always keep writing, don't stay on the

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Speaker 4: same thing.

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Speaker 1: You should refresh your set a lot.

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Speaker 4: You should always be writing new jokes and and anything

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Speaker 4: that you think is funny. It's definitely something you should

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Speaker 4: go on stage and try.

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Speaker 5: What advice would you give her about having a permanent

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Speaker 5: gig on top of the stand up, like you know,

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Speaker 5: just say a daily show or a daily radio show,

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Speaker 5: you mean, like this show.

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Speaker 1: She should be here for now that one.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I would say to keep doing what she's doing

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Speaker 4: because see, to me, Jess is gonna bring you numbers.

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Speaker 4: Jess is gonna bring you a whole different and no

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Speaker 4: shitting on y'all. But y'all all men, y'all are and

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Speaker 4: y'all don't know about bitches. Trust me, I'll listen to

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Speaker 4: your shit. You don't know nothing about pussy, nothing, not

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Speaker 4: a fucking thing, right And and to me, when Jess

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Speaker 4: is on here, she really be like, you know, doing

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Speaker 4: her thing. You know, I really like her responses. She's

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Speaker 4: not scared of y'all. So I would tell her to

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Speaker 4: continue because she one thing I like about her. I

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Speaker 4: bet you she gets the numbers because she continuously put

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Speaker 4: that context. I bet you she gets the numbers. That's

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Speaker 4: somebody y'all need on it.

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Speaker 2: She's a coaching shifting Yeah you do.

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Speaker 4: You really do need to like and bring some youth

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Speaker 4: to this room. I'm not like, again, I'm not insulting you.

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Speaker 2: Yes you are, but I'm not insulting.

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Speaker 1: But you're not lying. But some of this ship because

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Speaker 1: this is this is the Breakfast Club. Y'all.

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Speaker 4: Fucks have been here for a while and you should

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Speaker 4: be here for some more time. But the only way

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Speaker 4: to do that is to continue to roll with the

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Speaker 4: fucking change, you know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: And y'all need a bitch in here. That's the first

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Speaker 4: This first time, yeah, because I was like, here, if

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Speaker 4: she would I come take this motherfucker because y'all sitting

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Speaker 1: Thrownes as funck off.

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Speaker 2: You're not gonna have time. You're gonna be doing the

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Speaker 2: Daily Show.

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Speaker 1: Oh you think so? Thank you y'all.

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Speaker 4: First of all, I have to say thank you so

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Speaker 4: much for coming on there. That was one of the

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Speaker 4: best segments I've ever done. I still get people ask

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Speaker 4: me about it. I love that you came on there

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Speaker 4: and was very vulnerable and is just wonderful. You made

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Speaker 4: me a fan of you that day.

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Speaker 2: Very much real.

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Speaker 5: I actually heard you talking about it afterwards on your

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Speaker 5: podcast too, and I was like, oh wow, it.

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Speaker 4: Was really awesome me and Lenny was just like he

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Speaker 1: And a lot of people asked me about that.

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Speaker 4: It was like yeah, and I was like, yeah, man,

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Speaker 4: what he said was true, Like you said some really good.

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Speaker 3: I want to do from the beginning from Leslie Jones.

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Speaker 3: If you don't know how did you get into comedy?

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Speaker 3: What what made this say that this is what I

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Speaker 1: Or well, I never thought I was a comedian.

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Speaker 4: I never thought I was a comedian until someone entered

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Speaker 1: I just thought I was silly.

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Speaker 4: You know, people invite me to parties and shit and

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Speaker 4: they be like, you know, we got to invite Leslie.

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Speaker 4: You know, I just was getting invited to a lot

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Speaker 1: And people like to hang out with me. And one

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Speaker 4: Like, yoich because you are stupid, like you're really funny,

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Speaker 4: And I was like, I can't do that, Like I

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Speaker 4: And I got mad, but I wasn't really mad because

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Speaker 4: I was like, oh, well, let's try it. As soon

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Speaker 4: I saw like It's like had been doing it forever.

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Speaker 4: It's like I saw myself like there's nothing, there is

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Speaker 3: So now you want to do comedy, right, But it's

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Speaker 3: like anything else people you know, most people that go

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Speaker 3: they fail because they don't know sets, they don't know times,

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Speaker 3: they don't know delivery. You start studying it and said

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Speaker 3: this is what I want to do it, And who

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Speaker 3: did you study?

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Speaker 4: Well? I mean I First of all, what I realized

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Speaker 4: to be like Richard Pryor. But what I didn't understand

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Speaker 4: to find out who I am. I learned that from Jamie.

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Speaker 4: You know when I saw Jamie Fox, yes so, cause

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Speaker 4: maybe third time I performed, and uh, I'm shit. I

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Speaker 4: Go out and live, Go out and discover life, get fired,

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Speaker 1: So you know, that's what I did. I went out

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Speaker 4: I did a thousand fights.

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Speaker 1: So that's basically it.

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Speaker 4: Like I tell New Jackson, like man, whenever I hear

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Speaker 1: And he was like, motherfucker, do you know how.

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Speaker 4: Long it took us to work for you to get

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Speaker 4: the fuck spot? And you bitching about it? Man, I'll

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Speaker 4: stump the shit out of you right now in front

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Speaker 4: of this club. So it's like, do a billion Oh yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 4: I do a billion spots a billion.

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Speaker 4: I have performed fucking everywhere, son. I have performed in

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Speaker 4: living rooms, I've performed in salons. I've performed in motherfucking classroom.

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Speaker 4: I've performed everywhere.

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Speaker 1: If it's a mic, I was there.

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Speaker 4: You motherfuckers who've only don it two or three years,

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Speaker 4: Fuck you and do the fucking work like Instagram motherfuckers.

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Speaker 4: Like there's only like I said, Jess can pull it off.

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Speaker 4: I've seen pretty V pretty V funny, but.

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Speaker 5: Just put in the works exactly.

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Speaker 4: And that's what people don't understand. This is not microwave.

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Speaker 4: You're not gonna just become funny overnight. There's no such

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Speaker 4: That's when that's when that's when you bring them jokes

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Speaker 4: And by that time, you got at least twenty thousand

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Speaker 2: I know you know how you know what you're saying

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Speaker 5: Because even when you look at the new generation, I

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Speaker 4: that's why I made it that. But it's the first

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Speaker 4: I was about to get into the you know, fucks

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Speaker 4: And I don't give a fuck because Kenan Donna love it,

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Speaker 1: And all I kept saying is you can burn it half.

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Speaker 3: Because I got to ask, so you talked about you

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Speaker 4: Oh, Shita, babe, like again was a thousand, one thousand.

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Speaker 1: But you're talking about like a bomb, like I remember

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Speaker 3: One time he talked me about the time where they

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Speaker 4: But see again, I'm such a I'm a gainst homie.

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Speaker 4: What happened today? I think that's when I fell off

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Speaker 1: But now I still rip that shit was so fucking funny.

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Speaker 4: I could just tell you funny shit like I got

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Speaker 4: So I remember this rotster dude was trying to talk

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Speaker 1: Jump back up. I was like, yeah, that's how I

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Speaker 4: I looked over and the roster was paying his bill

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Speaker 4: to leave. I said to you, mother, you.

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Speaker 1: Motherfucker, what about the best show? So the best show?

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Speaker 4: I have a dirty show. And I was like, how

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Speaker 1: It's so many good shows. I mean when I was

442
00:18:15,200 --> 00:18:17,399
Speaker 1: on tour with Cat like sold me.

443
00:18:17,640 --> 00:18:20,280
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I have to tell the story because

444
00:18:20,280 --> 00:18:21,280
Speaker 4: I know Cat remember this.

445
00:18:21,320 --> 00:18:21,560
Speaker 1: Okay.

446
00:18:21,640 --> 00:18:23,960
Speaker 4: So it was the beginning of the fucking tour. We

447
00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:27,159
Speaker 4: was in Chicago, I remember this. So it was a

448
00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:30,520
Speaker 4: New Year's show, so we went out performing. Cat was late,

449
00:18:30,760 --> 00:18:32,120
Speaker 4: so I had to go out and you know, keep

450
00:18:32,160 --> 00:18:34,879
Speaker 4: performing or whatever. So when Cat got there, you know

451
00:18:35,119 --> 00:18:38,640
Speaker 4: Cat is Cat. So this dude was waiting with her

452
00:18:38,640 --> 00:18:41,400
Speaker 4: fur coat, like this beautiful black fur coat.

453
00:18:41,640 --> 00:18:42,800
Speaker 1: So he was like, Cat, I want you to wear

454
00:18:42,800 --> 00:18:44,320
Speaker 1: an I want you to wearing on stage.

455
00:18:44,320 --> 00:18:45,880
Speaker 4: So Cat was like yeah, so you put the coat

456
00:18:45,920 --> 00:18:47,880
Speaker 4: on and he went out and you know, people lost

457
00:18:47,880 --> 00:18:49,280
Speaker 4: it and they was already mad that he was late,

458
00:18:49,320 --> 00:18:51,639
Speaker 4: but to see him, they lost it.

459
00:18:51,720 --> 00:18:53,600
Speaker 1: They lost. They he was going crazy.

460
00:18:53,880 --> 00:18:56,880
Speaker 4: Cat took off that coat and strew it out into

461
00:18:56,880 --> 00:19:02,080
Speaker 4: the audience and dude was like, dude, feinted. No, man, Dude,

462
00:19:02,760 --> 00:19:04,360
Speaker 4: that call was like fifteen thousand dollars.

463
00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:05,760
Speaker 1: They ripped that motherfucker apart.

464
00:19:05,760 --> 00:19:10,440
Speaker 2: And he was just like, Yo, probably gave him the money.

465
00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:11,199
Speaker 1: No, he did not.

466
00:19:12,600 --> 00:19:14,879
Speaker 2: No, he did not hear about Cat being so generous.

467
00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:16,919
Speaker 1: He may have gave me that. I just didn't know.

468
00:19:17,040 --> 00:19:19,600
Speaker 1: I don't know, but I think Cap was like, that's

469
00:19:19,640 --> 00:19:21,320
Speaker 1: the way the kriokie crumbos. Hummy.

470
00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:23,239
Speaker 5: You know Chris Rock, he did the forward to your

471
00:19:23,240 --> 00:19:25,600
Speaker 5: book and you talk about your relationship with Chris Rock.

472
00:19:25,920 --> 00:19:28,399
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean I'm known him forever, know, you know,

473
00:19:28,480 --> 00:19:31,840
Speaker 4: all the comedians known each other forever, Chris. I met

474
00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:35,879
Speaker 4: Tony Rock before I actually met Chris Rock, but just

475
00:19:35,920 --> 00:19:38,040
Speaker 4: known each other forever. And I used to always just

476
00:19:38,560 --> 00:19:40,359
Speaker 4: bug the shit out of him and be like, Yo,

477
00:19:40,520 --> 00:19:42,960
Speaker 4: I'm only gonna make it if somebody like you tell

478
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:43,679
Speaker 4: them I'm funny.

479
00:19:43,680 --> 00:19:45,600
Speaker 1: Well, you ain't telling them I'm funny, Christy.

480
00:19:45,520 --> 00:19:47,320
Speaker 4: And he'd just be like he always said he didn't

481
00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:50,439
Speaker 4: say I wasn't ready, but he did say that. But

482
00:19:50,520 --> 00:19:52,200
Speaker 4: he was like, no, they're not ready for you, That's

483
00:19:52,240 --> 00:19:54,879
Speaker 4: what he was saying. But I was always man. I

484
00:19:54,880 --> 00:19:57,520
Speaker 4: would chase him out to the car at the Lave Factory.

485
00:19:57,560 --> 00:19:58,879
Speaker 4: I would chase him all the way out to his

486
00:19:58,960 --> 00:20:00,639
Speaker 4: car and I'd be like, what the fuck, yo, what

487
00:20:00,640 --> 00:20:03,680
Speaker 4: you're doing? Like, well, you see me ripping these motherfuckers?

488
00:20:04,320 --> 00:20:06,000
Speaker 4: And he just smile at me and getting this car

489
00:20:06,160 --> 00:20:08,160
Speaker 4: like got that at grass I.

490
00:20:08,119 --> 00:20:08,720
Speaker 2: Love it, he said.

491
00:20:08,720 --> 00:20:10,280
Speaker 5: In the four Door, he said he talked about how

492
00:20:10,400 --> 00:20:13,760
Speaker 5: SNL could easily find white comedians because of the institutions,

493
00:20:13,760 --> 00:20:16,040
Speaker 5: but don't have an idea with the find funny black people.

494
00:20:16,320 --> 00:20:18,240
Speaker 5: So how difficult is it for a black comedian to

495
00:20:18,240 --> 00:20:18,840
Speaker 5: be discovered for it?

496
00:20:19,160 --> 00:20:21,080
Speaker 4: And just like what he said, like you find them

497
00:20:21,080 --> 00:20:23,840
Speaker 4: in the institution, you find the funny bitches at the DMV.

498
00:20:24,080 --> 00:20:27,520
Speaker 4: And that's real talk. Like Barbara Carlile. I will always

499
00:20:27,520 --> 00:20:30,240
Speaker 4: mentioned Barbara Carlyle because Barbara Carlile when I was coming out,

500
00:20:30,440 --> 00:20:33,679
Speaker 4: was one of the biggest female combat like so freaking funny,

501
00:20:33,720 --> 00:20:34,920
Speaker 4: like funny as hell.

502
00:20:35,320 --> 00:20:37,320
Speaker 1: How she didn't blow up, you know.

503
00:20:37,320 --> 00:20:39,600
Speaker 4: What I'm saying, Because she didn't say have the same

504
00:20:39,720 --> 00:20:43,880
Speaker 4: opportunities as maybe a white you know, female comic can

505
00:20:43,920 --> 00:20:46,439
Speaker 4: get seen easier if they get the laugh factory spots

506
00:20:46,440 --> 00:20:48,199
Speaker 4: in the comedy store and the seller and all of

507
00:20:48,200 --> 00:20:50,359
Speaker 4: that stuff, you know, and really like we have to

508
00:20:50,400 --> 00:20:51,200
Speaker 4: vouch for each other.

509
00:20:51,280 --> 00:20:53,880
Speaker 1: Like at the seller had to vouch for for yam

510
00:20:54,040 --> 00:20:54,679
Speaker 1: I always.

511
00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:55,400
Speaker 2: Say her name is Yaminica.

512
00:20:55,520 --> 00:20:58,320
Speaker 4: Yaminica, always say her name when she she loves that

513
00:20:58,359 --> 00:20:59,879
Speaker 4: I mess her name up. But she'd be like, you know,

514
00:21:00,080 --> 00:21:02,800
Speaker 4: to say my name, bitch, one of the man When

515
00:21:02,840 --> 00:21:07,600
Speaker 4: I say y'am a Mika and she gonna be like, god,

516
00:21:07,680 --> 00:21:11,159
Speaker 4: damn it, Leslie so funny, ah one of my faith.

517
00:21:12,240 --> 00:21:15,560
Speaker 1: Oh she's so funny. So and she don't care. She

518
00:21:15,680 --> 00:21:17,040
Speaker 1: will just tell you tell her.

519
00:21:17,040 --> 00:21:19,080
Speaker 4: But at first they weren't gonna let her in the cellar.

520
00:21:19,359 --> 00:21:21,680
Speaker 4: So I was like, yo, if I hadn't got sn L,

521
00:21:22,160 --> 00:21:24,840
Speaker 4: that would be me, So let her in. You got

522
00:21:24,840 --> 00:21:27,520
Speaker 4: white comics down there talking about having sex with their

523
00:21:27,560 --> 00:21:29,840
Speaker 4: wife with a Christmas roll and you talk about she's blue.

524
00:21:29,920 --> 00:21:31,400
Speaker 1: No fuck that put her up.

525
00:21:31,440 --> 00:21:34,680
Speaker 4: So you know, it's it's like that's it's just that

526
00:21:34,720 --> 00:21:35,639
Speaker 4: type of community.

527
00:21:35,720 --> 00:21:36,960
Speaker 1: You know, it's that type of community.

528
00:21:36,960 --> 00:21:40,280
Speaker 4: But but you know, Chris, Chris knew what did take

529
00:21:40,280 --> 00:21:41,760
Speaker 4: somebody like a Chris to say, yo, you need to

530
00:21:41,760 --> 00:21:44,679
Speaker 4: put her on. Well now, I mean nowadays, now it's different.

531
00:21:44,680 --> 00:21:46,439
Speaker 4: Now we're getting a lot more love. But back in

532
00:21:46,480 --> 00:21:50,359
Speaker 4: the day, yeah, you got to get introduced through amel.

533
00:21:50,920 --> 00:21:52,560
Speaker 4: You know, that's how it is an old boys club.

534
00:21:52,760 --> 00:21:55,240
Speaker 3: Every comedian always talk about bad promoters, and promoters are

535
00:21:55,240 --> 00:21:56,159
Speaker 3: always bad in the commity.

536
00:21:56,960 --> 00:21:58,800
Speaker 1: How bad was sisty shot?

537
00:21:58,920 --> 00:22:01,240
Speaker 4: Oh? And like and I'm just to tell you, I'm

538
00:22:01,240 --> 00:22:05,639
Speaker 4: pretty sure just shisty ass promoters. They're bad for everybody,

539
00:22:05,800 --> 00:22:08,880
Speaker 4: but for women it's extra. It's an extra layer there

540
00:22:09,480 --> 00:22:11,920
Speaker 4: because oh god, I hate to say it like this,

541
00:22:11,960 --> 00:22:15,000
Speaker 4: because it was really hard in the beginning because promoters.

542
00:22:15,080 --> 00:22:16,120
Speaker 1: You know, you have some of the.

543
00:22:16,080 --> 00:22:18,439
Speaker 4: Promoters that think they gonna get to fuck you or

544
00:22:18,640 --> 00:22:22,119
Speaker 4: either like that you that you are being brought for

545
00:22:22,200 --> 00:22:24,440
Speaker 4: them to fuck you. I remember, and I'm not gonna

546
00:22:24,440 --> 00:22:26,800
Speaker 4: even mention this comic, but when you hear the story,

547
00:22:26,840 --> 00:22:28,160
Speaker 4: he gonna fucking know who he is.

548
00:22:28,440 --> 00:22:29,080
Speaker 1: But I remember it.

549
00:22:29,160 --> 00:22:31,639
Speaker 4: But because I was all of these that man, I

550
00:22:31,720 --> 00:22:36,520
Speaker 4: came from hos, pimps and crackheads and drug dealers. You

551
00:22:36,800 --> 00:22:41,520
Speaker 4: comedy niggas is jokes. Young niggas are clowns like I

552
00:22:41,520 --> 00:22:44,480
Speaker 4: wouldn't fuck you with my enemies pussy, and I don't

553
00:22:44,560 --> 00:22:45,240
Speaker 4: like that bitch.

554
00:22:45,680 --> 00:22:48,360
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, fuck her with a hard dick,

555
00:22:48,480 --> 00:22:49,280
Speaker 1: but not yours.

556
00:22:49,920 --> 00:22:57,359
Speaker 6: So so so you would like when I first came,

557
00:22:57,440 --> 00:22:59,840
Speaker 6: it was like if you if there was a headline

558
00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:01,439
Speaker 6: they want you to go on the road, It's like,

559
00:23:01,480 --> 00:23:02,080
Speaker 6: are you fucking?

560
00:23:02,800 --> 00:23:04,879
Speaker 4: Are you fucking? It used to be like that, but

561
00:23:05,400 --> 00:23:07,359
Speaker 4: I would get on room because I was funny. But

562
00:23:07,400 --> 00:23:10,719
Speaker 4: you definitely would have the moments where, hey, why you

563
00:23:10,760 --> 00:23:11,959
Speaker 4: not being nice to the promoter?

564
00:23:12,680 --> 00:23:14,480
Speaker 1: The promoter like you, why you're not being nice to

565
00:23:14,520 --> 00:23:15,600
Speaker 1: the promoter? Man?

566
00:23:15,720 --> 00:23:19,679
Speaker 4: Fuck that that nigga is seventy two and he has

567
00:23:19,840 --> 00:23:23,280
Speaker 4: on my grandfather's suit. Damn, What the fuck you think

568
00:23:23,280 --> 00:23:26,439
Speaker 4: I'm gonna fuck the promoter? What deal is you making?

569
00:23:27,040 --> 00:23:28,280
Speaker 1: You know? I mean that type of shit.

570
00:23:28,640 --> 00:23:32,400
Speaker 4: Or the hotels, like I remember another fucking comment. We're

571
00:23:32,440 --> 00:23:34,919
Speaker 4: all on the same hallway and they didn't get no

572
00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:38,240
Speaker 4: bitches because they're not gonna get no bitches. And they're like, oh,

573
00:23:38,280 --> 00:23:40,000
Speaker 4: we just trying to figure out who's gonna get to

574
00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:42,520
Speaker 4: come to Leslie's room. I said, none of you hoes,

575
00:23:42,760 --> 00:23:44,520
Speaker 4: And what was so funny is that I actually was

576
00:23:44,520 --> 00:23:46,080
Speaker 4: hooking up with somebody to night and that.

577
00:23:46,080 --> 00:23:49,000
Speaker 1: Motherfucker walked right down the hallway and I opened.

578
00:23:48,840 --> 00:23:51,439
Speaker 4: Up the doors like, yeah, that's who gets the pussy,

579
00:23:52,560 --> 00:23:53,760
Speaker 4: not you dirty niggas.

580
00:23:53,880 --> 00:23:56,280
Speaker 1: Damn like you dirty dick.

581
00:23:56,600 --> 00:24:02,840
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, you're gonna have to cut all that. I

582
00:24:02,920 --> 00:24:05,320
Speaker 4: even had a comedian come to my room to give

583
00:24:05,359 --> 00:24:08,360
Speaker 4: me my money, and my homegirl was there. We were come

584
00:24:08,400 --> 00:24:10,439
Speaker 4: to my room and say, hey, so you got your

585
00:24:10,440 --> 00:24:16,080
Speaker 4: friend here, So y'all want to have what what what

586
00:24:16,160 --> 00:24:18,880
Speaker 4: makes you think that somebody want to fuck you?

587
00:24:18,880 --> 00:24:20,560
Speaker 1: You light skinned piece of shit?

588
00:24:20,800 --> 00:24:24,560
Speaker 4: Damn No, I know, and I'm in any comic you

589
00:24:24,680 --> 00:24:27,040
Speaker 4: asked me and ask about me, will tell you I

590
00:24:27,119 --> 00:24:29,240
Speaker 4: am that bitch that yeah, we don't fuck with us

591
00:24:29,440 --> 00:24:29,800
Speaker 4: that you know.

592
00:24:29,840 --> 00:24:31,400
Speaker 2: It's funny what you talking about with the money thing.

593
00:24:31,400 --> 00:24:33,800
Speaker 5: That's what I've always concerned about with women and promoters,

594
00:24:33,840 --> 00:24:37,439
Speaker 5: because I'm always like, moots be short. They're more than

595
00:24:37,520 --> 00:24:39,280
Speaker 5: likely to be like, I'm not giving her money.

596
00:24:39,440 --> 00:24:40,560
Speaker 2: I don't feel like nothing gonna happen.

597
00:24:40,600 --> 00:24:43,879
Speaker 4: Oh I she's talking about worst shows and I'm a

598
00:24:44,080 --> 00:24:47,120
Speaker 4: mentioned everybody name and this ship. Okay, So I'm in

599
00:24:47,160 --> 00:24:51,040
Speaker 4: New York, New York. You know, it's not that many women.

600
00:24:51,040 --> 00:24:53,120
Speaker 4: When I was doing it. It's fute and we get

601
00:24:53,119 --> 00:24:55,320
Speaker 4: them shows or whatever. And yes, I did.

602
00:24:55,200 --> 00:24:56,560
Speaker 1: A show for Raid and John.

603
00:25:00,160 --> 00:25:03,160
Speaker 5: Ray.

604
00:25:03,240 --> 00:25:06,520
Speaker 1: So he books me in fucking Brooklyn, right, and.

605
00:25:06,720 --> 00:25:09,240
Speaker 4: It's I remember it was Drew Frasier somebody else and

606
00:25:09,280 --> 00:25:12,680
Speaker 4: I don't remember who this promoter's name was, but he,

607
00:25:12,760 --> 00:25:14,560
Speaker 4: I guess because I was a female. And the crowd

608
00:25:14,680 --> 00:25:17,560
Speaker 4: wasn't good. So Drew went up, He did all right.

609
00:25:17,800 --> 00:25:20,480
Speaker 4: Another comedian went up and they wasn't really doing that well.

610
00:25:20,760 --> 00:25:22,840
Speaker 4: So he comes over to me and he goes, yo,

611
00:25:23,280 --> 00:25:25,399
Speaker 4: just do ten minutes. Just do ten minutes. Because he

612
00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:27,240
Speaker 4: didn't know me, so he's like, just do ten minutes.

613
00:25:27,240 --> 00:25:29,800
Speaker 4: And I was like, okay, well, no problem. And he

614
00:25:29,880 --> 00:25:30,639
Speaker 4: was like, I pay you when you.

615
00:25:30,640 --> 00:25:32,480
Speaker 1: Get off stage. So I was like, all right, all right.

616
00:25:32,680 --> 00:25:36,200
Speaker 1: So I get on stage and I'm ripping, I'm destra

617
00:25:36,320 --> 00:25:38,639
Speaker 1: roying ten minutes I got off.

618
00:25:39,640 --> 00:25:41,960
Speaker 4: Why the fuck you get off stage? Why the fuck

619
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:44,080
Speaker 4: you get on stage? I say, dude, you told me,

620
00:25:44,520 --> 00:25:45,520
Speaker 4: because he literally came.

621
00:25:45,480 --> 00:25:46,760
Speaker 1: Up and said, I don't think I'm gonna have all

622
00:25:46,800 --> 00:25:48,720
Speaker 1: the money. Just do ten minutes. So I was like,

623
00:25:48,800 --> 00:25:51,800
Speaker 1: you just told me to do ten minutes. He's like, no,

624
00:25:52,119 --> 00:25:53,879
Speaker 1: you were killing now. Fuck that fuck that, I'm not

625
00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:54,400
Speaker 1: paying you.

626
00:25:55,200 --> 00:25:57,920
Speaker 4: So I'm just like new to New York and I'm

627
00:25:58,000 --> 00:25:59,520
Speaker 4: just like, dude, like and so.

628
00:25:59,480 --> 00:26:01,080
Speaker 1: I go to rap and I was like, Yo, this

629
00:26:01,080 --> 00:26:02,240
Speaker 1: motherfucker's not gonna pay me.

630
00:26:02,320 --> 00:26:04,399
Speaker 4: You booked me? What the fuck right? And he was like,

631
00:26:04,760 --> 00:26:06,680
Speaker 4: I'm talking to I don't know. I said the fuck.

632
00:26:06,760 --> 00:26:12,680
Speaker 4: So I called Rob Stapleton. I love Rob Stapleton. Rob

633
00:26:12,720 --> 00:26:15,879
Speaker 4: Stapleson called Big Beff, and I don't know where Biff

634
00:26:15,960 --> 00:26:18,280
Speaker 4: is now today, but he called Big Beff and they

635
00:26:18,280 --> 00:26:18,920
Speaker 4: got out that car.

636
00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:22,199
Speaker 1: Big Bes's hand was around that promoter's next so fast.

637
00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:24,440
Speaker 4: He was like and then he was like, you're gonna

638
00:26:24,440 --> 00:26:27,280
Speaker 4: do a fucking female like that motherfucker you And he

639
00:26:27,400 --> 00:26:29,679
Speaker 4: was like, nah, dude, it wasn't like that. She just

640
00:26:29,760 --> 00:26:33,640
Speaker 4: wasn't patient enough to wait for me my fucking money,

641
00:26:33,880 --> 00:26:36,199
Speaker 4: Like like like real talk. They do think that they

642
00:26:36,200 --> 00:26:39,760
Speaker 4: can pump punk people. I had a lot of had

643
00:26:39,760 --> 00:26:41,160
Speaker 4: a lot of promotions in Atlanta.

644
00:26:41,640 --> 00:26:43,760
Speaker 1: Oh so when you're paying at my money? So, so

645
00:26:43,800 --> 00:26:44,480
Speaker 1: how much I owe you?

646
00:26:44,480 --> 00:26:46,280
Speaker 4: I only owe you six hundred, No, you owe me

647
00:26:46,359 --> 00:26:50,840
Speaker 4: eleven hundred keep counting. Okay, no ride to the airport

648
00:26:53,080 --> 00:26:55,520
Speaker 4: like shit like that. Oh no, I have been left

649
00:26:55,520 --> 00:26:59,600
Speaker 4: at venues. Oh car leaving. Okay, I'm the female. You

650
00:26:59,600 --> 00:27:01,800
Speaker 4: should wait for the female. Oh they went back to

651
00:27:01,840 --> 00:27:02,320
Speaker 4: the hotel.

652
00:27:02,680 --> 00:27:03,000
Speaker 1: Really.

653
00:27:04,320 --> 00:27:06,680
Speaker 4: Oh no, it's a lot of shit. And that's that's

654
00:27:06,720 --> 00:27:09,720
Speaker 4: why I always say now because I'm sure, sure it's

655
00:27:09,720 --> 00:27:11,919
Speaker 4: a little different now because women do speak up. But

656
00:27:11,960 --> 00:27:13,880
Speaker 4: I always tell male comedians when you're on the road

657
00:27:13,920 --> 00:27:17,080
Speaker 4: with a female, fucking look out for her. Look out

658
00:27:17,119 --> 00:27:19,640
Speaker 4: for her, because like I know a lot of female

659
00:27:19,640 --> 00:27:24,400
Speaker 4: comedians that's been raped, that's been fucking like hurt, beat up,

660
00:27:24,840 --> 00:27:31,000
Speaker 4: slapped by other comedians and you know who you are, dang.

661
00:27:31,840 --> 00:27:34,400
Speaker 4: Real talk like it's like it's another battle. It's another

662
00:27:34,440 --> 00:27:37,080
Speaker 4: battle because we are women. But like I said, I'm

663
00:27:37,119 --> 00:27:39,760
Speaker 4: a big six feet you know. She got to go

664
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Speaker 4: on like five minutes.

665
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Speaker 2: Okay. A couple of questions from the book.

666
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Speaker 5: You wrote your first joke in ninety seven, right, but

667
00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:46,840
Speaker 5: didn't use it until twenty ten.

668
00:27:47,280 --> 00:27:49,440
Speaker 2: Why weren't you confident in performing that material.

669
00:27:49,760 --> 00:27:53,000
Speaker 4: It wasn't my first joke, it was my first real joke. Okay,

670
00:27:53,240 --> 00:27:56,800
Speaker 4: So because the same thing with Jamie said, you won't

671
00:27:56,800 --> 00:27:59,320
Speaker 4: have enough skill to tell that joke yet, you know,

672
00:27:59,600 --> 00:28:02,320
Speaker 4: or you don't like after and it's real talk. After

673
00:28:02,359 --> 00:28:05,760
Speaker 4: my parents passed away, after my brother, after my brother died,

674
00:28:06,640 --> 00:28:08,720
Speaker 4: that's when I was like, I'm doing all that shit.

675
00:28:09,400 --> 00:28:11,240
Speaker 4: So it's like you have to have some type of

676
00:28:11,359 --> 00:28:14,640
Speaker 4: hunger too, and you are talented enough to do your material.

677
00:28:14,720 --> 00:28:17,680
Speaker 4: But there are some jokes that are more advanced when

678
00:28:17,720 --> 00:28:18,359
Speaker 4: you write it.

679
00:28:18,320 --> 00:28:18,840
Speaker 1: That you got.

680
00:28:18,960 --> 00:28:20,840
Speaker 4: Okay, I'm gonna do that in a couple of years,

681
00:28:21,119 --> 00:28:23,359
Speaker 4: or either you're gonna give it to someone else. But

682
00:28:24,480 --> 00:28:28,359
Speaker 4: my first real joke was from a bad date and

683
00:28:28,440 --> 00:28:30,200
Speaker 4: I was sitting in the middle of the living room

684
00:28:30,240 --> 00:28:33,439
Speaker 4: eating cold Chinese food. And I had three bad dates

685
00:28:33,480 --> 00:28:36,000
Speaker 4: in a row that week. So I was sitting there

686
00:28:36,040 --> 00:28:39,640
Speaker 4: and I was like, this is some bullshit. Like back

687
00:28:39,640 --> 00:28:42,520
Speaker 4: in the slave days, I'm like a man dingo. I

688
00:28:42,560 --> 00:28:46,080
Speaker 4: would have all of the good all a good dick

689
00:28:46,120 --> 00:28:48,560
Speaker 4: I would have. I would never be single. I would

690
00:28:48,720 --> 00:28:49,600
Speaker 4: never fucking.

691
00:28:49,280 --> 00:28:52,840
Speaker 1: Be single, Like I just wouldn't Like I would.

692
00:28:52,640 --> 00:28:54,640
Speaker 4: Get all the denzels, I would get all the shacks,

693
00:28:54,640 --> 00:28:57,560
Speaker 4: I would get Kimbo slice and then every nine months

694
00:28:57,680 --> 00:29:01,280
Speaker 4: I'm like, I.

695
00:29:01,200 --> 00:29:07,160
Speaker 1: Just wouldn't be single. I would my card would be full.

696
00:29:07,440 --> 00:29:08,360
Speaker 1: You know, look at my.

697
00:29:08,440 --> 00:29:11,480
Speaker 2: Teeth, So you got teeth, look.

698
00:29:11,400 --> 00:29:14,480
Speaker 4: Nice teeth, and you know I'm gonna you know, I'm

699
00:29:14,480 --> 00:29:15,920
Speaker 4: gonna have kids with good teeth.

700
00:29:16,520 --> 00:29:19,360
Speaker 2: So you in the book with Welcome to my funeral.

701
00:29:20,040 --> 00:29:23,920
Speaker 4: Because I mean, how every time you see a celebrity funeral,

702
00:29:23,960 --> 00:29:26,880
Speaker 4: don't you go they didn't plan that, like they had

703
00:29:26,960 --> 00:29:30,400
Speaker 4: Rea Aretha and Whitney's funeral was so long. Jesus was like,

704
00:29:30,440 --> 00:29:34,560
Speaker 4: why they not here yet? So I specifically wrote how

705
00:29:34,600 --> 00:29:37,400
Speaker 4: I want my fucking funeral, you know, just I just

706
00:29:37,480 --> 00:29:39,000
Speaker 4: you know, that's how I want my funeral. If you're

707
00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:41,920
Speaker 4: gonna have a long funeral, let's make it a goddamn event.

708
00:29:42,480 --> 00:29:44,040
Speaker 1: And I've always wanted to be.

709
00:29:44,080 --> 00:29:48,680
Speaker 7: Burnt like a warrior, you mean created, cremated, Nope, burnt

710
00:29:48,720 --> 00:29:51,880
Speaker 7: like a warrior, like with the arrows, like you know

711
00:29:51,920 --> 00:29:53,880
Speaker 7: how they make that spiff and Game of Thrones and

712
00:29:53,880 --> 00:29:54,680
Speaker 7: then they put you on.

713
00:29:54,640 --> 00:29:57,120
Speaker 1: The top and they said the evault. That's exactly how

714
00:29:57,120 --> 00:29:57,600
Speaker 1: I want to go.

715
00:29:57,760 --> 00:30:01,640
Speaker 3: Why not, motherfucker, they don't do that?

716
00:30:02,480 --> 00:30:13,080
Speaker 4: Why exactly, don't give a fuck my goddamn wishes like

717
00:30:13,240 --> 00:30:16,600
Speaker 4: keen taking this motherfucker and I want a biscuit, walk

718
00:30:16,640 --> 00:30:19,080
Speaker 4: in with some dragon eggs and come out with dragons.

719
00:30:20,040 --> 00:30:21,440
Speaker 5: Now, I know you got to go, but are you

720
00:30:21,520 --> 00:30:23,000
Speaker 5: going to be the host of the daily You're doing

721
00:30:23,040 --> 00:30:23,640
Speaker 5: it all next week?

722
00:30:24,920 --> 00:30:25,360
Speaker 1: I don't know.

723
00:30:25,480 --> 00:30:27,480
Speaker 2: And don't you tell me you want? I mean that

724
00:30:27,560 --> 00:30:28,280
Speaker 2: something you would.

725
00:30:28,120 --> 00:30:31,000
Speaker 1: Want, you know what, I'm not gonna lie. I think

726
00:30:31,040 --> 00:30:32,040
Speaker 1: I'd be pretty good at it.

727
00:30:32,520 --> 00:30:34,640
Speaker 4: And I think I think Nighttime is ready for a

728
00:30:34,680 --> 00:30:37,920
Speaker 4: black woman, ready for one that's ready to to to

729
00:30:37,920 --> 00:30:39,680
Speaker 4: to go do it, because I feel like I've been

730
00:30:39,680 --> 00:30:42,000
Speaker 4: built for that ship. Like I call myself the two

731
00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:44,360
Speaker 4: thousand year old woman because I've been through every decade.

732
00:30:44,400 --> 00:30:47,640
Speaker 4: But I feel like they need somebody who is can

733
00:30:47,680 --> 00:30:51,800
Speaker 4: bring joy and bring laughter, and and and and inform

734
00:30:51,880 --> 00:30:54,440
Speaker 4: people in a way that they like take their medicine with.

735
00:30:55,400 --> 00:30:59,360
Speaker 4: It's time to bring some laughter back to life.

736
00:30:59,560 --> 00:30:59,960
Speaker 1: Period.

737
00:31:00,240 --> 00:31:02,600
Speaker 4: It's time for everybody to stop being so fucking offended.

738
00:31:02,840 --> 00:31:05,680
Speaker 4: How about this is what I want to say. Everybody

739
00:31:05,720 --> 00:31:08,040
Speaker 4: has been acting for the last five years like a

740
00:31:08,080 --> 00:31:12,040
Speaker 4: motherfucking five year old. Everybody needs to stop the what

741
00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:15,680
Speaker 4: about me shit because it's just starting to become ridiculous

742
00:31:15,720 --> 00:31:20,640
Speaker 4: at this point, and grow the fuck up, Grow the

743
00:31:20,800 --> 00:31:24,800
Speaker 4: fuck up. I am sick of it, y'all, sick of it.

744
00:31:24,840 --> 00:31:27,280
Speaker 4: And you know, you, you know, you know you're showing

745
00:31:27,360 --> 00:31:30,880
Speaker 4: your ass. Act like a motherfucking grown up. You know

746
00:31:30,960 --> 00:31:34,560
Speaker 4: what's right, you know what's wrong. Stop acting like a fucking.

747
00:31:34,280 --> 00:31:37,280
Speaker 1: Five year old. And that's what our society is acting

748
00:31:37,360 --> 00:31:38,200
Speaker 1: right like now.

749
00:31:38,440 --> 00:31:41,880
Speaker 4: And you know, like everybody in here know, it'd always

750
00:31:41,880 --> 00:31:44,600
Speaker 4: be a black woman that come and go knock it.

751
00:31:44,640 --> 00:31:47,320
Speaker 2: All, fix it. That's right.

752
00:31:47,400 --> 00:31:51,560
Speaker 4: It was Esomer, Nail Carter, Oprah Winfrey. You know, we

753
00:31:51,640 --> 00:31:54,280
Speaker 4: got all our sisters that came in. Just let's get

754
00:31:54,280 --> 00:31:58,360
Speaker 4: this ship right back. What y'all doing and allow you

755
00:31:58,400 --> 00:32:01,480
Speaker 4: the platform to do that. Man, Yes, Like I like

756
00:32:01,560 --> 00:32:05,080
Speaker 4: the peace on therapy, I want to I feel like

757
00:32:05,240 --> 00:32:07,640
Speaker 4: I want to talk to men too, and like I'm

758
00:32:07,720 --> 00:32:11,680
Speaker 4: gonna give y'all so much permission to fucking learn and

759
00:32:12,160 --> 00:32:15,560
Speaker 4: advance to where we are as women, Like we doing

760
00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:17,320
Speaker 4: the work. Men are not doing the work. And I'm

761
00:32:17,320 --> 00:32:20,240
Speaker 4: gonna say it, y'all not doing the work. And let

762
00:32:20,240 --> 00:32:26,560
Speaker 4: me just say this too, y'all don't know shit about pussy.

763
00:32:26,600 --> 00:32:29,000
Speaker 4: It's one of your favorite things. It's one of your

764
00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:32,360
Speaker 4: favorite things. You don't know shit. I don't understand how

765
00:32:32,360 --> 00:32:35,240
Speaker 4: you don't know shit about pussy or if your dick.

766
00:32:35,160 --> 00:32:35,960
Speaker 1: Is working properly.

767
00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:37,480
Speaker 2: What should we know to go to?

768
00:32:37,560 --> 00:32:39,400
Speaker 4: First of all, go to the doctor, put your nuts

769
00:32:39,400 --> 00:32:41,600
Speaker 4: in a doctor's hand, and cough to the fucking left.

770
00:32:41,680 --> 00:32:43,800
Speaker 1: Find out what's wrong with your dick. First. There's a

771
00:32:43,800 --> 00:32:45,920
Speaker 1: lot of no. I'm being very honest.

772
00:32:46,040 --> 00:32:50,360
Speaker 4: I've been hooking up and dudes, dicks are not working properly.

773
00:32:50,920 --> 00:32:54,160
Speaker 1: Y'all didn ate all that fucking McDonald's and all that shit.

774
00:32:54,280 --> 00:32:58,360
Speaker 4: You ain't drinking water, You're not fucking taking care of yourself,

775
00:32:58,560 --> 00:33:01,360
Speaker 4: and that's your dick. That's like one of your prize possessions.

776
00:33:01,880 --> 00:33:04,600
Speaker 4: You go get your con check. You won't get your

777
00:33:04,640 --> 00:33:07,200
Speaker 4: dick check, damn, and then get mad at us when

778
00:33:07,200 --> 00:33:09,200
Speaker 4: your dick don't work. Don't get mad at me. That's

779
00:33:09,240 --> 00:33:13,200
Speaker 4: your department. That's your department. That's go get your dick

780
00:33:13,320 --> 00:33:16,240
Speaker 4: check and then and then go get your mind check.

781
00:33:16,520 --> 00:33:19,920
Speaker 4: Stop showing up to tender dates expecting me to solve

782
00:33:19,960 --> 00:33:20,920
Speaker 4: your fucking dilemma.

783
00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:22,920
Speaker 1: I show up for dick and you throw me at

784
00:33:22,960 --> 00:33:24,440
Speaker 1: ruper's que of your.

785
00:33:24,280 --> 00:33:27,080
Speaker 4: Fucked up ass shit like I don't know why your

786
00:33:27,120 --> 00:33:29,640
Speaker 4: daddy don't love you.

787
00:33:29,640 --> 00:33:30,400
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying.

788
00:33:31,160 --> 00:33:34,360
Speaker 4: Your mind affects your dick. It affects your dick. It

789
00:33:34,480 --> 00:33:37,000
Speaker 4: affects your dick. Do you think you're gonna be walking

790
00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:39,240
Speaker 4: around sad and depressed and your dick is just gonna

791
00:33:39,280 --> 00:33:41,960
Speaker 4: be out out here Wiley, No, it's not.

792
00:33:42,240 --> 00:33:46,040
Speaker 1: It's sad like you, So take care of your dick.

793
00:33:46,600 --> 00:33:47,720
Speaker 1: I really believe.

794
00:33:47,480 --> 00:33:51,560
Speaker 4: That's a lot of problems with these with these podcast

795
00:33:51,680 --> 00:33:55,000
Speaker 4: dudes and these passport bros. Y'all don't know how to

796
00:33:55,040 --> 00:33:57,520
Speaker 4: fuck a woman correctly, and then when she tell you

797
00:33:57,600 --> 00:33:59,000
Speaker 4: that now she ain't shit.

798
00:34:00,160 --> 00:34:02,240
Speaker 1: No, go learn how to fuck. I bet you'll solved

799
00:34:02,280 --> 00:34:03,600
Speaker 1: a lot of problems.

800
00:34:03,200 --> 00:34:05,640
Speaker 4: Between us because y'all don't know how to.

801
00:34:05,640 --> 00:34:07,760
Speaker 1: Fuck, and you're mad because we do.

802
00:34:08,200 --> 00:34:09,520
Speaker 2: This is the best mental health promo.

803
00:34:10,320 --> 00:34:15,360
Speaker 4: I'm being honest with you. I am being so honest.

804
00:34:15,440 --> 00:34:18,439
Speaker 4: I really believe that a lot of friction is now.

805
00:34:18,560 --> 00:34:22,080
Speaker 4: Women are going we are tired of bad sex, and

806
00:34:22,120 --> 00:34:24,520
Speaker 4: we're tired of being quiet about bad sex.

807
00:34:24,680 --> 00:34:26,359
Speaker 1: I had some bad sex two nights ago.

808
00:34:26,440 --> 00:34:29,120
Speaker 4: I told you at the RITZ. I told that motherfucker

809
00:34:29,120 --> 00:34:31,319
Speaker 4: to get the fuck out. How damn you fuck me

810
00:34:31,400 --> 00:34:34,360
Speaker 4: like that at the Ritz God damn, the goddamn Empire

811
00:34:34,400 --> 00:34:36,520
Speaker 4: State Building is right there. How you fucked me like

812
00:34:36,560 --> 00:34:38,799
Speaker 4: that in front of the Empire State Building? The fuck

813
00:34:38,840 --> 00:34:44,000
Speaker 4: out of here, poor guy.

814
00:34:45,239 --> 00:34:47,000
Speaker 2: Well, at least it ain't no surprise. You're not hearing

815
00:34:47,040 --> 00:34:47,719
Speaker 2: this for the first time.

816
00:34:48,520 --> 00:34:52,120
Speaker 1: Trust me, Jesus, you know who you are.

817
00:34:53,880 --> 00:34:58,399
Speaker 2: Leslie Jones, get her book right now. Sure you watch

818
00:34:58,440 --> 00:35:00,320
Speaker 2: her on the Daily Show all next week in the

819
00:35:00,400 --> 00:35:00,919
Speaker 2: Daily Show.

820
00:35:00,960 --> 00:35:02,760
Speaker 1: And to that gentleman she's talking about, go get therapy.

821
00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:05,000
Speaker 1: You're gonna need all that.

822
00:35:06,440 --> 00:35:08,279
Speaker 2: Where did they find you, Leslie? At Let's Dog?

823
00:35:08,719 --> 00:35:09,799
Speaker 1: Yes, at Let's Dog.

824
00:35:09,880 --> 00:35:13,120
Speaker 4: I think it's like four g's on Instagram, three g's

825
00:35:13,160 --> 00:35:13,680
Speaker 4: on Twitter.

826
00:35:14,280 --> 00:35:16,000
Speaker 1: And what I used to say is, why is that?

827
00:35:16,080 --> 00:35:17,399
Speaker 1: Because I'm a motherfucking g.

828
00:35:18,160 --> 00:35:20,960
Speaker 2: That's right in the book. The book available everywhere else.

829
00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:25,000
Speaker 4: Yes, audio is kicking because the audio is different because

830
00:35:25,120 --> 00:35:26,879
Speaker 4: I don't really read it.

831
00:35:27,160 --> 00:35:29,799
Speaker 1: I just tell the stories. So it's really good.

832
00:35:29,920 --> 00:35:30,160
Speaker 2: Yeah.

833
00:35:30,640 --> 00:35:33,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, So if you just don't want to read, you

834
00:35:33,520 --> 00:35:36,040
Speaker 4: should read That's right. You should read Learned How to

835
00:35:36,120 --> 00:35:36,839
Speaker 4: Curse Off right too.

836
00:35:36,920 --> 00:35:38,680
Speaker 2: It's Leslie Joey fucking Jones.

837
00:35:38,719 --> 00:35:42,440
Speaker 1: It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning, yeah, up in the morning.

838
00:35:42,560 --> 00:35:43,600
Speaker 2: The Breakfast Club