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Speaker 1: It's another twenties. Hello. Yeah, I was looking for Tom speaking.

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Speaker 1: Hi Tom. Um. My name is Duncan and I work

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Speaker 1: at those cakes and pastries. How are you today? I'm good. So. Um.

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Speaker 1: Your wife's name is Sherry, and you had us deliver

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Speaker 1: the cake to her work earlier today for her birthday.

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Speaker 1: I think it was right. Well, I think I may

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Speaker 1: have read the instructions wrong when I decorated it. So

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Speaker 1: I think it might be a little wonky and not

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Speaker 1: exactly what you wanted. Okay, Well, there weren't a lot

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Speaker 1: of instructions, you know. It's just it's a pretty simple

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Speaker 1: cake layers, one of some flowers on there, maybe some

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Speaker 1: blue flowers or something. Yeah, and see, so that's that's

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Speaker 1: all I need. So that's the thing that I think

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Speaker 1: I might have messed up a bit. Um. Okay, hold

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Speaker 1: hold on, uh, Duncan is it? Um? Yeah, it's Duncan. Yeah, okay,

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Speaker 1: hold on, Duncan. Look, I placed this order two and

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Speaker 1: a half weeks ago. You're calling me today and tell

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Speaker 1: me that you have questions about the order. Yeah, because

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Speaker 1: it's been delivered. And so now I'm thinking, oh, um,

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Speaker 1: you delivered you delivered the cake already and it's it's

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Speaker 1: not correct. Is that what you're telling me? Well, I

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Speaker 1: don't know, it could be correct. Um, I just need

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Speaker 1: to find out from you, because the guys over here

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Speaker 1: were telling me I did it wrong, and then I

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Speaker 1: was like, no, you guys are hella wrong? And two

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Speaker 1: layer cake with blue flowers on it, and it's supposed

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Speaker 1: to say happy birthday, So that makes more sense the

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Speaker 1: way you said it. Because the instructions I had, all

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Speaker 1: I did was write out the words happy birthday Sherry

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Speaker 1: with blue flowers on top. I thought maybe that was

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Speaker 1: like her nickname or something. Wait a minute, you wrote

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Speaker 1: happy birthday Sherry, and then you wrote with blue flowers

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Speaker 1: on top. Well, yeah, that's exactly what I did. So

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Speaker 1: because I figured kidding me, well, no on, man, I

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Speaker 1: figured that was like a maybe a cute name you

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Speaker 1: had at first, and that's what I was saying to

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Speaker 1: my co workers. And there you've got to kidding me, man,

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Speaker 1: Come on, duncan you kid me that stupid? You would

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Speaker 1: write happy birthday Sherry with blue flowers on top? Those

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Speaker 1: are the instructions. That's not a man. I would disagree

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Speaker 1: with you because some people could have that as a nickname.

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Speaker 1: For somebody and that was my Okay, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: That's ridiculous. I don't know how you could have thought that.

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Speaker 1: But even if you did think that, why didn't you

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Speaker 1: call me two weeks ago? You know what I mean?

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Speaker 1: It's her birthday is today. Man. I've been taking some

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Speaker 1: courses where they teach you to be a little more confident,

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Speaker 1: and so I made a decision and I went with it,

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Speaker 1: and it turns out in this case I might have

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Speaker 1: been wrong. Yeah, yeah, Duncan, you were wrong. Man. Listen,

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Speaker 1: is there is there a manager or somebody else I

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Speaker 1: can talk to you about this. I'm actually the manager

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Speaker 1: of the cake department here, so I take care of

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Speaker 1: all that. Ridiculous man, you're the manager of the cake department.

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Speaker 1: You don't understand that with blue flowers on top means

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Speaker 1: I want blue flowers on top. Well, not the words

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Speaker 1: with blue flowers on top? Okay, and stupid man, And

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Speaker 1: I hate to disagree with you, but it could go

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Speaker 1: either way, couldn't Duncan. I don't think it could go

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Speaker 1: either way. That's just ridiculous. Well if you're not, First

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Speaker 1: of all, I'm not paying for this. Second of all, well,

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Speaker 1: what are we gonna do about I think what could

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Speaker 1: happen is I could make it up to you and

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Speaker 1: make her a new cake. Okay, fine, great, let's just

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Speaker 1: do it all right? Did it there, and just get

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Speaker 1: in the next hour and get it right. I wanted

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Speaker 1: to say happy birthday Sherry, okay, with an eye at

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Speaker 1: the end of it. Understand Um, yes, I can do that,

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Speaker 1: and just to clarify so that I don't get it

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Speaker 1: wrong this time. You want me to put her name

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Speaker 1: and then just like a frosted eyeball after it, or no,

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Speaker 1: what are you talking about? Well, you said Sherry with

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Speaker 1: an eye, and so I would write out Sherry and

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Speaker 1: then just put an eyeball after it. Do you still

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Speaker 1: want why are you talking about? Come on, you're the

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Speaker 1: take manager and you can't That's the only cake. I'm

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Speaker 1: actually really good at eyeballs. Um, because I'm practicing those

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Speaker 1: ones for a while. Okay, So if I could, Dun,

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Speaker 1: duncan listen to me, just just stopped off. You listen

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Speaker 1: to me for a second, all right. All I want

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Speaker 1: you to do is speed off. Happy birthday Sherry. It's

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Speaker 1: with an eye. I don't want to written out in words.

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Speaker 1: I don't want an eyeball. I just want you to

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Speaker 1: spell out with a eye. Can you do that? So?

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Speaker 1: Is that a lowercase or a capital eye? And we're

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Speaker 1: exactly in the name. Does that go if it's spelled

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Speaker 1: an eye? Hold on a second, are you gotta be

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Speaker 1: kidding me? Are you just with me? Um? I don't

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Speaker 1: know why I would be doing that, sir, I want

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Speaker 1: to get this cake. I don't know why you'd be

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Speaker 1: joking either, But I cannot believe you're this bad at

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Speaker 1: your job. You be a complete man and hold a

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Speaker 1: job like this. I'm gonna do it, take simple instructions

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Speaker 1: and write some man. Actually, I'm really bad. I am

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Speaker 1: really bad at my job. Except this is a prank

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Speaker 1: phone call, and my real job is like, um, I

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Speaker 1: work on a radio station, and so I am bad

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Speaker 1: at that job and also decorating cakes. So wait, what

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Speaker 1: the fuck are you talking about? Oh? This is actually

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Speaker 1: Jewel from brook and Jewil in the morning doing a

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Speaker 1: phone tap on you. Your friend Andrew set you up.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. He told us about your wife's birthday

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Speaker 1: and how you wanted to surprise her with a cake,

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Speaker 1: and so I thought i'd call and tell you it

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Speaker 1: was all screwed up. Man Ah, you had me going.

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Speaker 1: I thought I was talking um, well sort of, you

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Speaker 1: sort of were. So that was fun. Wake up every

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Speaker 1: morning with jubil phone taps on the twenty two point

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Speaker 1: five