WEBVTT - The Stuff You Should Know 2015 Jolly Christmas Extravaganza

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to stuff you should know from house stuff works

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<v Speaker 1>dot com. Heane, welcome to the podcast. Merry Christmas, Happy holidays,

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<v Speaker 1>and welcome to the podcast. Right, it's like, this isn't

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<v Speaker 1>the Halloween episode. You sounds sad? Do I? Well, you

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<v Speaker 1>sounded sad? How do I sound now? Awake? Yeah? But

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<v Speaker 1>happy too? Yeah. Man, this is one of our two

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<v Speaker 1>favorite shows of the year, and we are celebrating. We're

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<v Speaker 1>drinking a little wine a little bit, how about that. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you never know what's going to happen in here. No, actually,

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<v Speaker 1>you usually know what happens in here, which is no wine. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and gaminess. It gets gamy in here. Although they fixed

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<v Speaker 1>the a C, Yeah, and I fixed the a C,

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<v Speaker 1>we realized that they turned it on for the first

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<v Speaker 1>time in here. They're like your flaps clothes. Oh, dead raccoon,

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<v Speaker 1>there's your problem. Yeah, it's usually a dead raccoon, that's right.

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<v Speaker 1>You know. Uh, Well, since we said dead raccoon, they

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<v Speaker 1>can mean nothing else than the fact that this is

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<v Speaker 1>our two thousand fifteen holiday extravaganza. I don't remember what

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<v Speaker 1>we called it. I think we've called it something different

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<v Speaker 1>every year. Yeah, but I'm saying, like I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>what we called this one yet. Yeah, yeah, but that's

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<v Speaker 1>not bad. Yeah, but here we are in November. But

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<v Speaker 1>we have that Christmas spirit. It's well within us. It

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<v Speaker 1>is alive in our bones and uh, we cobbled together

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<v Speaker 1>were it's I thought I was starting to get thin really,

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<v Speaker 1>but um, when you start digging around you you can

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<v Speaker 1>find plenty of good holiday content. Yeah you know. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I see what you mean. As far as like finding

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<v Speaker 1>something to fill an hour. Yeah, and um, we didn't know.

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<v Speaker 1>We couldn't remember because we've done. This is like I

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<v Speaker 1>think the fifth one that we've done. Okay, we couldn't

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<v Speaker 1>remember which ones we've done. Documents helped went back and

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<v Speaker 1>listen to all of them, and it's like, okay, we

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<v Speaker 1>covered this, we did we cover that. There were several

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<v Speaker 1>things that I was surprised to find that we had covered.

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<v Speaker 1>Surprised and dismayed because we can't do them again. Nope,

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<v Speaker 1>they're done. But um, we have put together a blog

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<v Speaker 1>post on Stuff you should Know dot Com called the

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<v Speaker 1>Christmas Sweet and it has all of our Christmas specials

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<v Speaker 1>so you can go listen to them all in one place. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>and as we do every year, we would like to

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<v Speaker 1>encourage you to gather the family. Sure, build a fire

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<v Speaker 1>if you have a fireplace, not not just on your

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<v Speaker 1>hardwood floor or not out of your hardwood floor unless

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<v Speaker 1>you're into that. There's a free country even still think

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<v Speaker 1>you probably don't want to do that, you know, So

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<v Speaker 1>gather the family around a light the you'll log. Pour

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<v Speaker 1>up some hot buttered rum or whatever you're boozy eggnog

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<v Speaker 1>or you're non alcoholic drink of choice, sure, sparkling cider.

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<v Speaker 1>Everybody loves that cold duck. And then listen, cold duck.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't you remember cold duck? What's that? It's like a

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<v Speaker 1>non alcoholic sparkling wine called cold duck. Yeah, I grew

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<v Speaker 1>up on it. Weird. I guess it is a little

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<v Speaker 1>weird now you think about it, Cold duck, and it

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<v Speaker 1>just doesn't sound like something you'd want to drink. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>if you don't have a choice, that's what you drink.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, support some cold duck and uh settle in

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<v Speaker 1>and let us take you on a Christmas journey through

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<v Speaker 1>the ages. And thanks to Jerry by the way as always,

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<v Speaker 1>and uh our friend John begin did the jingles for

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<v Speaker 1>this one. Yeah, so uh yeah, thanks for always gussing

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<v Speaker 1>this thing up and putting us in the Christmas mood. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>way to go to Jerry. All right, let's get do it, Chuck. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>you were raised in the United States of America. That

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<v Speaker 1>is true. I was too. Did you know that? Uh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>Toledo is in the U S. Toledo is in the

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<v Speaker 1>US for now. Um, And so we were kind of raised.

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<v Speaker 1>Even though you were in the South, I was in

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<v Speaker 1>the north, the Midwest. Our Christmas customs were fairly similar.

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<v Speaker 1>Sure we're children in the seventies essentially, Yes, for sure.

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<v Speaker 1>So um we were raised with macromay Christmas, oh man.

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<v Speaker 1>So um. If you go around the world, though, Christmas

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<v Speaker 1>is celebrated all throughout the world among Christians, non Christian,

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<v Speaker 1>secular humanists, everybody, not everybody. A lot of people celebrate Christmas.

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<v Speaker 1>But since it's in different parts of the world, Um,

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<v Speaker 1>there's different traditions. I bet even Anton LaVey has given

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<v Speaker 1>and gotten a Christmas kick. Yeah. He was like, Chris

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<v Speaker 1>didn't mean anything. All right, it's a studied leather color.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll take it, right, He's like, you have to open

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<v Speaker 1>it upside down. That's right. It is celebrated all over

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<v Speaker 1>the world. And here in segment one are a few

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<v Speaker 1>uh customs around the world that I had never heard of,

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<v Speaker 1>and most of them are pretty interesting. Most of them

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<v Speaker 1>I thought, well, you know, actually they were all pretty good.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought they were great. Yeah, agreed. All right, let's

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<v Speaker 1>start out. Maybe let's get not in the way back

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<v Speaker 1>machine but just our space travel pod and let's go

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<v Speaker 1>to India. Isn't it nice? It is? It's balmy, it is,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's lovely that people are great. There's a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of them. And the food is amazing. I doesn't agree

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<v Speaker 1>with much stomach, but I'll still eat it. Really, you

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<v Speaker 1>have trouble with Indian food, I lament that for you.

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<v Speaker 1>Indian food is it's tied for first with Japanese food.

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<v Speaker 1>I think, yeah, it's good stuff. So you'll notice, chuck

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<v Speaker 1>that there are twenty five million Christians here celebrating um

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<v Speaker 1>Christmas in Andya. I can tell significant amount of people.

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<v Speaker 1>And the thing is, they don't have any customary type

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<v Speaker 1>of tree that you would decorate, so they use mango

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<v Speaker 1>and orange trees. That's right, you know. So if you

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<v Speaker 1>look around, you're gonna see decorated trees on the streets.

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<v Speaker 1>You're gonna see if you go into a house, you're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna even see the leaves of these trees used as decoration. Yeah. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's like Garland basically. And buy orange. I meant banana,

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<v Speaker 1>of course. Oh did you say orange. Yeah, that was

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<v Speaker 1>my customary holiday slip up. That's right. Uh. So India

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<v Speaker 1>is great everyone. I love the decorations they're getting in

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<v Speaker 1>the spirit, even though they don't have the because you know,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'll remember we covered it Christmas tree start out

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<v Speaker 1>in Germany. Oh yeah, the ten In bomb. Yeah, they're

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<v Speaker 1>lousy with fir trees and leave in the Tenon Bomb.

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<v Speaker 1>But h so we're gonna leave India for now and

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<v Speaker 1>let's travel over in our space pod. Okay, one of

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<v Speaker 1>your favorite places. Japan wonderful, but they have a very

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<v Speaker 1>unusual to me Christmas tradition. Oh, it's unusual across the board.

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<v Speaker 1>Eating Kentucky fried chicken. Kentucky fried chicken is the traditional

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<v Speaker 1>Christmas Eve dinner for Japan, and it has been since

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<v Speaker 1>about nineteen seventy four. So apparently there are some American

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<v Speaker 1>travelers who are stranded or visiting Japan. That's the stranded.

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<v Speaker 1>They weren't stranded, it was they were visiting Japan and

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<v Speaker 1>around Christmas, and they went to try to find a

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<v Speaker 1>turkey dinner. They don't turkey in Japan. You gotta be

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<v Speaker 1>beyond rich to find turkey in Japan. Basically, so it

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<v Speaker 1>just so happened. KFC had been there for a couple

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<v Speaker 1>of years that had just broken through. Starting about nineteen

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<v Speaker 1>seventy there was a big expo. Wasn't called KFC back then,

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<v Speaker 1>it was Kentucky Fright Chicken, right right? Um, And they

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<v Speaker 1>they these I guess, these travelers alerted KFC that they

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<v Speaker 1>had decided to go with Kentucky Fried Chicken instead of

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<v Speaker 1>a turkey dinner. And Colonel Sanders sounds say, it sounds

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<v Speaker 1>like a good idea. Yeah, was that your Norm McDonald

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<v Speaker 1>or your Daryl Hammond? Was Norm McDonald? That's not bad.

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<v Speaker 1>Um if it was Daryl Hammond, terrible. But so Kentucky

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<v Speaker 1>Fried Chicken decided to capitalize on this, and starting in

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<v Speaker 1>nineteen seventy four, they created the Kentucky for Christmas campaign

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<v Speaker 1>and basically established a tradition among Japanese people that you

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<v Speaker 1>go line up on Christmas Eve Day and wait in

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<v Speaker 1>line around the block for your turn to buy your

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<v Speaker 1>pre ordered bucket of KFC, your cake, and your bottle

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<v Speaker 1>of champagne. Yeah, and uh, I think of champagne now,

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<v Speaker 1>but back then it was wine. And then they got classy,

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<v Speaker 1>that's right. And today, uh, more than two hundred forty

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<v Speaker 1>buckets or barrels two what I say two? Yeah, you

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<v Speaker 1>stopped at two fourth. Now that was just that the

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<v Speaker 1>main location. Two d forty thousand barrels or buckets of

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<v Speaker 1>chicken or sold, which is apparently five to ten times

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<v Speaker 1>the normal monthly sales. And um, it's a big deal.

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<v Speaker 1>And these Christmas cakes are a big deal there too. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>And they dress Colonel Sanders up as Santa Claus out front,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's a huge deal. It's wonderful. It is Kentucky

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<v Speaker 1>for Christmas, Kentucky for Christmas. All right, let's get back

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<v Speaker 1>in the spacepod. Let's jet on up to Finland. But

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<v Speaker 1>the people are nice, and the taxes are heavy. But

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<v Speaker 1>the health care that's so bad. Yeah, they pay like

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<v Speaker 1>half your money in taxes. But it's the best place

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<v Speaker 1>in the world to live. And it's one of the

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<v Speaker 1>few places on Earth where people live that you can

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<v Speaker 1>just see a reindeer walking around. Yeah, exactly, how's that

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<v Speaker 1>for Christmas spirit? And also, Chuck, you have ever seen

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<v Speaker 1>Rare Exports? No, you haven't seen Rare Exports Christmas horror movie.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh man, go see. It's set in Finland. It's awesome. Really,

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<v Speaker 1>it's actually a finished movie with subtitles, and it's it's

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<v Speaker 1>a Christmas classic? Is it? What year two thousand and

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<v Speaker 1>twelve already a classic? Yes? So in Finland. Um, despite

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<v Speaker 1>their pinchon for enjoying the holidays, they have a little

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<v Speaker 1>darker side, you might say, to Christmas because they visit

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<v Speaker 1>the graves of their ancestors and uh, and they put

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<v Speaker 1>candles on the graves. It's very nice, I guess, not

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<v Speaker 1>exactly dark if they like dug them up and put

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<v Speaker 1>their heads off or something after their first Christmas underground.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not saying, yeah, it's not dark necessarily because it

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<v Speaker 1>is a tribute to their cease loved ones. But it

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<v Speaker 1>is unusual to me on Christmas to visit the cemetery,

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<v Speaker 1>That's what I'm saying. But but apparently cemeteries because when

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<v Speaker 1>they visit, they light candles for their deceased loved ones,

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<v Speaker 1>and even people who don't aren't near their deceased loved

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<v Speaker 1>ones will still like light a candle. So like by

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<v Speaker 1>the time midnight rolls around on Christmas Eve, it's also

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<v Speaker 1>they're burning down all over the country, right exactly, apparently

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<v Speaker 1>quite a sight to behold, it is. And not only that,

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<v Speaker 1>but at home, uh and this is kind of sweet.

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<v Speaker 1>They don't they sleep on the floor to to leave

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<v Speaker 1>their beds. You know how we leave cookies out for Santa.

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<v Speaker 1>They leave their beds open for the ghostly spirits of

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<v Speaker 1>their ancestors to sleep and to sleep. And tonight here

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<v Speaker 1>you take the bed, I'll take the floor. And apparently

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<v Speaker 1>it's the same with saunas too, So most families have

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<v Speaker 1>their own sauna in Finland sauna sauna and after sunset

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<v Speaker 1>that becomes they leave that alone for their dead ancestors

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<v Speaker 1>to enjoy as well. Yeah, but before sunset it's naked

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<v Speaker 1>family party time in the sound, which is not gross

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<v Speaker 1>or pready, it's just how it is in Finland. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>what are you gonna saw it? And like a bathing suit,

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<v Speaker 1>that's weird. Well that's what I do. But I'm at

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<v Speaker 1>the y m c A. I'd get arrested, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>you would. Venezuela. Let's hop in our little space spot

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<v Speaker 1>and travel a little bit of Caracas, Venezuela. So we're

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<v Speaker 1>in Caracas, and on Christmas Eve, the children do a

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<v Speaker 1>kind of an odd thing. They tie a piece of

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<v Speaker 1>string to their big toe and then they run the

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<v Speaker 1>string out of their window and hang it down the

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<v Speaker 1>side of their home. So far, so weird, Yeah, which

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<v Speaker 1>is a little strange. Then the following morning they go

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<v Speaker 1>to early morning Mass. They they don't grown ups too,

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<v Speaker 1>and they close off the streets until eight am so

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<v Speaker 1>people can roller skate to maths. And if they see

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<v Speaker 1>any of these strings still hanging, they tug on the string,

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<v Speaker 1>which supposedly our guess logically would talk on the big

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<v Speaker 1>toe of the child and wakes the kid up for

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<v Speaker 1>Christmas morning. Pretty neat a passing by roller skater tugs

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<v Speaker 1>on the string to wake you up for Christmas morning.

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<v Speaker 1>That's pretty cool tradition. And finally, yeah, we will travel

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<v Speaker 1>from Caracas, Venezuela over to Sweden. Really we should have

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<v Speaker 1>ordered this differently. We could have really saved some space gas. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but sky miles, Oh yeah, you know, we are racking

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<v Speaker 1>up totally. So we're in Sweden now, and this is

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<v Speaker 1>my favorite one. I think in nine st tall goat

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<v Speaker 1>of straw was erected in the town square of Gavel. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's called the gavel Baching gavel Bachen. At the stroke

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<v Speaker 1>of midnight that first year, Uh, some kid thought it

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<v Speaker 1>would be funny if he burned it down. And now

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<v Speaker 1>it's a tradition, Yeah it is. And so it's not

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<v Speaker 1>a tradition like wicker Man where the town gathers to

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<v Speaker 1>set the man on fire or the goat on The

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<v Speaker 1>town does not want the goat to be set on fire. Instead, Um,

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<v Speaker 1>the town hires security guards. Apparently one year it was

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<v Speaker 1>particularly cold and all the guards went in to get

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<v Speaker 1>warm at once, and when they did, vandals struck burned

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<v Speaker 1>it down. Um. They fireproof the stuff with a subs

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<v Speaker 1>or the goat with the with the substance that they

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<v Speaker 1>used to fireproof airplanes. And people still manage to burn

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<v Speaker 1>this down apparently between nineteen sixties, six and two thousand

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<v Speaker 1>and eleven, according to our friends honk yat where we

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<v Speaker 1>got this article. By the way, Um it's been burned

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<v Speaker 1>down twenty five times, that's what about or so not

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<v Speaker 1>a bad rate. Not a bad burn rate if you're

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<v Speaker 1>a vandal if you're a town elder, that's terrible rate.

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<v Speaker 1>So uh, that's segment one and thanks to who our

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<v Speaker 1>friends at honky Cat hon Kiyot hon Kiyot for that

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<v Speaker 1>not honky Cat. Okay, that's Elton John's subsite. So Chuck

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<v Speaker 1>does a nice little interlude. Um, have you ever been

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<v Speaker 1>in New York? I knew you've been in New York.

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<v Speaker 1>No at Christmas? Do you remember the time we were

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<v Speaker 1>the guests of Like Discovery for a Christmas party? Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>at the Campbell apartment at Grand Central Station. One of

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<v Speaker 1>the great, uh corporate parties I've ever been to. There

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<v Speaker 1>was a pit bull there, Parole who owned the pit bull.

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<v Speaker 1>We drank martinis, Yes, we did lots of them. Are

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<v Speaker 1>I did? I don't know what would you have whiskey Martini?

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<v Speaker 1>I think I have martiniz And it was good. We

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<v Speaker 1>were hot shots back then. We were we were up

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<v Speaker 1>and coming. Um so at this at the during that

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<v Speaker 1>that stay, I walked around and visited like shop windows, sacks. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I think I hit Barnes and I at the time,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, I'm so clever, what a cool thing to do.

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<v Speaker 1>What I didn't realize is I was engaging in like

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<v Speaker 1>about a hundred and fifty year old tradition of traveling

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<v Speaker 1>to New York to see these storefront windows, the Christmas

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<v Speaker 1>window displays. It's actually really old ritual, that's right. And

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<v Speaker 1>this story is called not really old but kind of old.

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<v Speaker 1>The story is called The History of Department Store Holiday

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<v Speaker 1>Window Displays by Victoria Lewis, and I am not ashamed

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<v Speaker 1>to admit that I had never considered the term department

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<v Speaker 1>store and what that meant until I read this. I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, wait a minute, what is the their's departments

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<v Speaker 1>is in? Yeah, the boys department, the ladies department, the

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<v Speaker 1>sports department. I had just never dawned on me what

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<v Speaker 1>that means. Just took it as like, that's what it is.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, you know how it's one of those

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<v Speaker 1>understand you know, we're in an old department store right now. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>here's Yeah, absolutely had terrible window displaces. It did. So

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<v Speaker 1>here's the fascinating history of department store window displays, which

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<v Speaker 1>I really enjoyed this article. Yeah, what was it from? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>initially it goes back to the Industrial Revolution, the late

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<v Speaker 1>eighteen hundreds, um. And like anything, it's usually some weird

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<v Speaker 1>innovation that leads to something else. In this case, it

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<v Speaker 1>was the innovation was glass windows. Yeah. Up to that point,

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<v Speaker 1>up to the Industrial Revolution, um shopkeepers just kept their

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<v Speaker 1>wares behind piewood and no one could see it, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>So once they figured out play glass windows, they were like,

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<v Speaker 1>this is much better. And so the passers by on

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<v Speaker 1>the street thought it was much better as well. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>because that's literally where the turn window shopping comes from.

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<v Speaker 1>And they said, we can have these great window displays

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<v Speaker 1>where people on the street, uh could walk by and

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<v Speaker 1>and fantasize if they don't have money about buying the stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>Thiks to our enormous sea through class um the best

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<v Speaker 1>kind of glass, And apparently it was Mr Macy. Mr

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<v Speaker 1>Macy had a great name, Roland Hussey Macy, who did

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<v Speaker 1>not live up to his name, was quite approved frankly

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<v Speaker 1>and Roland Hussey Macy. UM opened Macy's tried four times.

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<v Speaker 1>So I opened, yeah, and tried and failed, I should

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<v Speaker 1>say the the fifth time, I think on sixth Avenue

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<v Speaker 1>between thirteenth and fourteenth Street in eighteen fifty eight, Roland

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<v Speaker 1>Macy opened his store with opening day sales totaling eleven

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<v Speaker 1>dollars and six cents, which you're like, oh, well it's

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<v Speaker 1>eighteen fifty eight. Sure, that's a three million dollars today bucks.

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<v Speaker 1>Not good for a department store. So back in the day,

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<v Speaker 1>these stores were what are called dry goods stores, where

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<v Speaker 1>you can find everything that wasn't wet, um, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>chaps alasso, uh, stuff that wasn't wet, like that, wheat flour,

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<v Speaker 1>wheat flower, all this stuff. And and these were the

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<v Speaker 1>the progenitors of dry of department stores. And a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of them grew out of dry goods stores into department stores.

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<v Speaker 1>And over time, um, they got savvier and savvier. And

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<v Speaker 1>again R. H. Macy was one of the first to

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<v Speaker 1>get super duper savvy. And he was apparently the first

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<v Speaker 1>to put up these elaborate displays around Christmas time. Not

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<v Speaker 1>only that, my friend, he was the first in eighteen

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<v Speaker 1>sixty two to feature an in store Santa that children

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<v Speaker 1>and could come in annoy yes, and if you want

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<v Speaker 1>to know more about the life of an in store

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<v Speaker 1>saying that you should listen to last year's because they

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<v Speaker 1>went into that in depth. Absolutely so in eighteen seventy

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<v Speaker 1>four he says, I'm gonna step it up a notch.

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<v Speaker 1>We got this plate class. So I'm going to create

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<v Speaker 1>a window display porcelain dolls from around the world and uh,

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<v Speaker 1>sort of weirdly scenes from Harriet Beecher Stowe's great book

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<v Speaker 1>Uncle Tom's Cabin. It's all the rage. Yeah, it just

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<v Speaker 1>seemed an odd choice for the holidays. All the rage,

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<v Speaker 1>but I'm not gonna second guess it because it worked.

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<v Speaker 1>It would be like making a Star Wars special holiday

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<v Speaker 1>special at the time, you know what I mean. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I think all the rage. So it really caught on

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<v Speaker 1>By the early nineteen hundreds. Um, all the big retailers

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<v Speaker 1>were doing it in New York, Chicago, all the bit

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<v Speaker 1>major cities, and um, window shopping was a legitimate, legitimate

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<v Speaker 1>thing at this point. Yeah, thanks to things like, um, again,

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<v Speaker 1>the plate glass window people actually putting up displays worth seeing,

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<v Speaker 1>and then later on electrical lighting so that you see

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<v Speaker 1>these things long after the store had closed, and that

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<v Speaker 1>attracted people to the displays just for the displays stake themselves.

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<v Speaker 1>It made him a destination, so that a hundred and

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<v Speaker 1>fifty years later, yokels like you and me could be

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<v Speaker 1>walking around New York saying, I'm gonna go check out

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<v Speaker 1>the sex fifth Avenue window. It looks like real snow.

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<v Speaker 1>Ye Lord and Taylor with the first to um, actually

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<v Speaker 1>not even worry about showing merchandise in the window and

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<v Speaker 1>just say, you know what, this is something cool looking

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<v Speaker 1>that will attract people to our window. Well what the

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<v Speaker 1>cool looking thing? They did too? At the time it

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<v Speaker 1>must have been mind blowing. You have to put yourself

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<v Speaker 1>in their shoes. But it was automated bells that moved

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<v Speaker 1>in time to a recording of the sound of bells playing,

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<v Speaker 1>which sounds about as primitive as a monkey turning a crank.

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<v Speaker 1>But it actually, I mean that must have been pretty

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<v Speaker 1>mind blowing at the time. We're talking ninety eight, and

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<v Speaker 1>even before that, I think it was um, I think

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<v Speaker 1>it Nieman Marcus in Dallas used free on in air

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<v Speaker 1>conditioned copper tubings to basically create frosted trees in their

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<v Speaker 1>window display that that's what they call for people who

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<v Speaker 1>read books on airplanes. A game changer and not to

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<v Speaker 1>be outdone in nineteen In the nineteen fifties, Washington d

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<v Speaker 1>c s Woodward and Lowthrope, which I've not heard of,

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<v Speaker 1>have you, no? Never? But it totally sounds like either

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<v Speaker 1>a law firm or a department. Uh, and they put

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<v Speaker 1>live penguins in the display. This is clearly before animal

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<v Speaker 1>rights activists had to say in things They're like, how

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<v Speaker 1>can we make our window display cruel? And over the

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<v Speaker 1>years many famous artists have even been involved, including Andy Warhol, Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>Murray Sindac, Salvador Dali, and Jasper John's. Imagine it pays

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<v Speaker 1>pretty good if you hire one of those artists, or

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<v Speaker 1>maybe they were up and coming at the time they

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<v Speaker 1>were up and coming. Actually, I think they also hire

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<v Speaker 1>famous people to come in. Oh, they definitely do sometimes

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<v Speaker 1>for sure. Yeah, you're right. Um. So apparently today it's

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<v Speaker 1>spread around. It's not just New York, and it's in

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<v Speaker 1>London too. It started in London in nine thanks to

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<v Speaker 1>an American the guy who started or who worked at

0:21:14.000 --> 0:21:18.000
<v Speaker 1>marshall Fields and then came and started self Ridges. Right. Um.

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<v Speaker 1>But today, if you ask Lord and Taylor, about two

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<v Speaker 1>hundred and fifty thousand people past their holiday window display

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<v Speaker 1>every day. That's crazy, and between Thanksgiving and Christmas they'll

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<v Speaker 1>attract eight million shoppers to their store. New York is great,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's awesome during the holiday season because you can

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<v Speaker 1>go broke, but you can also not spend a dime

0:21:40.440 --> 0:21:43.080
<v Speaker 1>and just walk around and look at all the cool junk. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>New York. I love you and you're giving me chills.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Uh, moving on to the next segment. All right, Josh,

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<v Speaker 1>Now we're moving on to uh something. Believe it or not.

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<v Speaker 1>I have never even tasted in my life, really never

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<v Speaker 1>tasted fruitcake. I would be even more incredulous if I

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<v Speaker 1>hadn't either, right, have you? That's what I'm saying. I haven't. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I was trying to make sense of all that. Sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>So neither on Jerry, You ever had fruit cake? Wow?

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<v Speaker 1>Jerry says, No, Nol's like in the window with a

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<v Speaker 1>fruitcake in his mouth. I got a fruit cake in

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<v Speaker 1>my pocket. Alright. So fruitcake is uh. It's famous for

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<v Speaker 1>one thing, which is yeah, which is being a maligned,

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<v Speaker 1>uh food product that is generally made fun of as

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<v Speaker 1>like a brick or a concrete block or a doorstop.

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<v Speaker 1>So much so that there's a town called Manitoo Springs,

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<v Speaker 1>Colorado that in the at the beginning of January holds

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<v Speaker 1>the Great Fruitcake Toss every year, and you throw a

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<v Speaker 1>fruitcake as far as you can. It's kind of like

0:23:07.280 --> 0:23:10.080
<v Speaker 1>punkin chunking. But with fruitcakes, basically you know they should

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<v Speaker 1>have though is on the landing side, they should have

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<v Speaker 1>plate glass. Just see how much the fruitcake like maybe

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<v Speaker 1>layers of plate glass and see how many layers it

0:23:20.560 --> 0:23:24.520
<v Speaker 1>can smash. Yeah, like that one ice breaking scene and

0:23:24.960 --> 0:23:30.679
<v Speaker 1>karate Kid too. So, um, the fruitcake. It's not much loved.

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<v Speaker 1>Not a lot of people like it. The people who

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<v Speaker 1>do like it are just trying to be ironic, by

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<v Speaker 1>the way, or elderly and being genuine Maybe yeah, I

0:23:39.760 --> 0:23:42.800
<v Speaker 1>can't tell elderly people. It's tough to pin down whether

0:23:42.800 --> 0:23:45.399
<v Speaker 1>they're really secretly being ironic. And it's just a big

0:23:46.480 --> 0:23:50.560
<v Speaker 1>it's a big performance piece. But um, it's it's it

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<v Speaker 1>is in and of it'sself ironic that fruitcake would be

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<v Speaker 1>so maligned because it started out as a distinct luxury

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<v Speaker 1>item for sure, because the stuff you find a fruit

0:24:00.320 --> 0:24:02.600
<v Speaker 1>cake today then you're like, oh, what is this terrible stuff?

0:24:03.040 --> 0:24:07.680
<v Speaker 1>Is actually an assemblage of If you go a thousand

0:24:07.760 --> 0:24:10.640
<v Speaker 1>years back in history, you will find like these are

0:24:10.760 --> 0:24:16.360
<v Speaker 1>the most sought after items on the planet. Spices, nuts, um,

0:24:17.040 --> 0:24:22.719
<v Speaker 1>fruit cake, ginger, all this stuff coming together to create

0:24:23.119 --> 0:24:29.280
<v Speaker 1>some very rich delicacies. Wow. Thank you. Uh. It did

0:24:29.320 --> 0:24:31.720
<v Speaker 1>not begin as a cake though supposedly in ancient Rome

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<v Speaker 1>they use pomegranate seeds, pine nuts, and raisins and then

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<v Speaker 1>they fold it in in some barley mash. This is

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<v Speaker 1>before ovens. They didn't really bake it into a cake

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<v Speaker 1>at this point. Was it before ovens though? I took

0:24:42.160 --> 0:24:44.800
<v Speaker 1>issue with that? Oh yeah, yeah, I think they had.

0:24:45.080 --> 0:24:47.320
<v Speaker 1>They had bread back then. People have been making bread,

0:24:47.359 --> 0:24:50.520
<v Speaker 1>remember to like use as a starter for beer, sure

0:24:50.880 --> 0:24:54.119
<v Speaker 1>for thousands of years by then. Alright, so official issue

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<v Speaker 1>taken ovens. Alright, we'll look that up. Uh. And then

0:24:58.560 --> 0:25:01.800
<v Speaker 1>they started adding other spices. Is in the Middle East, um, honey.

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<v Speaker 1>Ginger was a big deal in the Middle East before

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<v Speaker 1>it spread to Europe. One of my favorite things in

0:25:06.560 --> 0:25:09.399
<v Speaker 1>the world. Ginger, fresh ginger. Oh yeah, sure, love it.

0:25:09.600 --> 0:25:11.840
<v Speaker 1>Get your hands on some good fresh ginger. You're like,

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<v Speaker 1>this is good? Shots of it? Oh yeah, hot stuff, health, yeah,

0:25:18.119 --> 0:25:21.399
<v Speaker 1>health and wellness. Do you drink it hot or cool?

0:25:21.600 --> 0:25:23.840
<v Speaker 1>And it's like hot spicy? Yeah? I mean, have you

0:25:23.840 --> 0:25:27.200
<v Speaker 1>ever done a gender shot. It's super hot. Yeah, it'll

0:25:27.200 --> 0:25:30.480
<v Speaker 1>burn your throat. So fair warning to all your juicers

0:25:30.480 --> 0:25:32.359
<v Speaker 1>out there. But if you're a juicer your way on

0:25:32.400 --> 0:25:35.359
<v Speaker 1>the ginger tip. There's nothing new to you. This is

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<v Speaker 1>the hippest Christmas special we've ever recorded anyway. I love

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<v Speaker 1>ginger and they loved it in the Middle East and

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<v Speaker 1>eventually spread to Europe in the fifteenth century. Then they added, uh,

0:25:45.480 --> 0:25:49.520
<v Speaker 1>some butter, some sugar, and they said, we have a lumpy,

0:25:49.680 --> 0:25:53.439
<v Speaker 1>dense cake on our hands. We definitely have ovens, so

0:25:53.480 --> 0:25:56.320
<v Speaker 1>we're going to bake them, bake it. Yeah. And now

0:25:56.320 --> 0:25:58.679
<v Speaker 1>there's apparently a couple of bakeries in the United States.

0:25:58.680 --> 0:26:01.880
<v Speaker 1>One here right here in Blaxton, Georgia. You knew that, right,

0:26:01.960 --> 0:26:05.920
<v Speaker 1>I didn't know that. Oh yeah, Claxton fruitcakes are huge,

0:26:06.400 --> 0:26:08.240
<v Speaker 1>one of the big two, right yeah. The other one

0:26:08.320 --> 0:26:12.760
<v Speaker 1>is in Corsicana, Texas. Um, that's Colin Street Bakery. And

0:26:12.800 --> 0:26:14.679
<v Speaker 1>if you have a fruitcake look at the label. I

0:26:14.800 --> 0:26:17.280
<v Speaker 1>guarantee you it's one of those two. I'm gonna start

0:26:17.280 --> 0:26:23.680
<v Speaker 1>giving them for gifts ironically or sincerely both nice because

0:26:23.680 --> 0:26:25.840
<v Speaker 1>it's all in how you take it. Sure it is.

0:26:25.920 --> 0:26:28.840
<v Speaker 1>Someone might say that's pretty funny, Chuck, and someone might

0:26:28.880 --> 0:26:31.399
<v Speaker 1>say this delicious, my friend, Yeah, and then you go

0:26:32.280 --> 0:26:37.920
<v Speaker 1>you are on my nice list. That's right, moving on,

0:26:38.119 --> 0:26:41.640
<v Speaker 1>what is another Christmas food? This one was kind of

0:26:41.720 --> 0:26:44.760
<v Speaker 1>surprising to me. So sugar plums have nothing to do

0:26:44.840 --> 0:26:49.439
<v Speaker 1>with plums, it turns out. And there's a lot of confusion,

0:26:49.520 --> 0:26:53.200
<v Speaker 1>I guess, and the fact that it uses the word plums,

0:26:53.200 --> 0:26:54.800
<v Speaker 1>so you would think, well, a sugar plum is a

0:26:54.840 --> 0:26:59.040
<v Speaker 1>sweet plump, and food historians say there may actually have

0:26:59.160 --> 0:27:03.639
<v Speaker 1>been some sort of fruit producing shrub that produced something

0:27:03.760 --> 0:27:05.720
<v Speaker 1>that you would call a sugar plum, a plum like

0:27:05.920 --> 0:27:09.240
<v Speaker 1>fruit that was very sweet. We don't have any evidence

0:27:09.240 --> 0:27:14.080
<v Speaker 1>of it. It's all conjecture apparently. But sugar plums themselves

0:27:14.240 --> 0:27:18.320
<v Speaker 1>were candies. They were sugar balls surrounded with nuts or

0:27:18.359 --> 0:27:23.400
<v Speaker 1>spices or seeds or some combination of that, and they

0:27:23.440 --> 0:27:25.560
<v Speaker 1>had nothing to do with plums. Plums never made an

0:27:25.600 --> 0:27:29.199
<v Speaker 1>appearance in the actual sugar plum. Yeah. And apparently a

0:27:29.200 --> 0:27:32.560
<v Speaker 1>lot of dried fruit is called plum, which I didn't know,

0:27:32.640 --> 0:27:34.480
<v Speaker 1>and that's where the confusion comes from. Yeah, And plum

0:27:34.560 --> 0:27:37.159
<v Speaker 1>pudding in England apparently doesn't even have plums in it. No,

0:27:37.320 --> 0:27:40.119
<v Speaker 1>it can have like raisins, curans, all that kind of stuff,

0:27:40.280 --> 0:27:43.560
<v Speaker 1>doesn't have any plums whatsoever, plum like, it's just from

0:27:43.600 --> 0:27:47.320
<v Speaker 1>I think about the seventeenth century on, plum became a

0:27:47.600 --> 0:27:51.720
<v Speaker 1>widely used term to describe certain kinds of candies, certain

0:27:51.760 --> 0:27:55.120
<v Speaker 1>kinds of sweet desserts that dance in your head, and bribes.

0:27:55.200 --> 0:27:58.520
<v Speaker 1>I read, yes. So if somebody gives you a bribe,

0:27:58.520 --> 0:28:00.920
<v Speaker 1>you're like, that's quite a plum, right, I can put

0:28:00.960 --> 0:28:03.119
<v Speaker 1>it in my fruitcake, right, Or that's a plumb job.

0:28:04.200 --> 0:28:09.359
<v Speaker 1>It's something like super sweet, something great like you, or

0:28:09.400 --> 0:28:13.520
<v Speaker 1>a bribe. I'm asking for a bribe right now. I

0:28:13.560 --> 0:28:16.880
<v Speaker 1>wasn't picking up on that. I'll slide this five dollar bill.

0:28:17.000 --> 0:28:20.119
<v Speaker 1>Thank you across the tables. Gingerbread. It's one of my

0:28:20.160 --> 0:28:23.360
<v Speaker 1>favorite things. Are you like gingerbread? Love it? I meant

0:28:23.400 --> 0:28:26.520
<v Speaker 1>to tell you this. In the one of the Fairy

0:28:26.520 --> 0:28:30.720
<v Speaker 1>Tales episodes, Hansel and Gretel is based partly in fact,

0:28:32.920 --> 0:28:36.919
<v Speaker 1>there's a woman named Katerina Schrederin who in sixteen eighteen,

0:28:36.960 --> 0:28:41.240
<v Speaker 1>she was a renowned gingerbread baker. She was so good

0:28:41.440 --> 0:28:44.400
<v Speaker 1>that a local rival tried to marry her to get

0:28:44.440 --> 0:28:48.080
<v Speaker 1>her to quit baking and undermining him. She refuses advances,

0:28:48.320 --> 0:28:50.960
<v Speaker 1>he accused her of witchcraft. The town came and burned

0:28:50.960 --> 0:28:54.200
<v Speaker 1>her alive. Holy cow. That's true. Yes, it is true.

0:28:54.240 --> 0:28:56.600
<v Speaker 1>And they think that she became the basis of the

0:28:56.600 --> 0:28:59.640
<v Speaker 1>witch in the Hansel and Gretel story. Yeah, how about that.

0:28:59.720 --> 0:29:03.040
<v Speaker 1>But she was really good at creating gingerbread, and she

0:29:03.160 --> 0:29:04.959
<v Speaker 1>was in Germany, which is the whole point of what

0:29:05.000 --> 0:29:07.400
<v Speaker 1>I was just saying. That's right because it started in Germany,

0:29:07.440 --> 0:29:13.320
<v Speaker 1>like so many Christmas things, Uh, sweet spicy cookies, cakes, breads,

0:29:13.880 --> 0:29:17.680
<v Speaker 1>ginger flavored, which you know is one of my favorite things.

0:29:17.720 --> 0:29:19.600
<v Speaker 1>Like you said, I don't pick up on it a

0:29:19.600 --> 0:29:23.200
<v Speaker 1>ton in gingerbread, not as much. You know, the molasses

0:29:23.240 --> 0:29:27.760
<v Speaker 1>definitely dominates, absolutely, But try eating gingerbread without any kind

0:29:27.800 --> 0:29:31.040
<v Speaker 1>of ginger in it. You'll spit it out, really spit

0:29:31.080 --> 0:29:35.280
<v Speaker 1>it out on the ground. Uh. It involved into the

0:29:35.360 --> 0:29:38.080
<v Speaker 1>Christmas treat we know and love because Um early on

0:29:38.120 --> 0:29:40.880
<v Speaker 1>it started to be um known to be something you

0:29:40.880 --> 0:29:43.080
<v Speaker 1>would serve at a special event, and I guess that

0:29:43.160 --> 0:29:46.160
<v Speaker 1>dwindled down to the holidays and then some people got

0:29:46.160 --> 0:29:49.880
<v Speaker 1>smart and started cutting it out to fund shapes. Yeah.

0:29:50.040 --> 0:29:53.960
<v Speaker 1>Pretty early on, the medieval bakers, including probably miss Katerina

0:29:54.000 --> 0:29:56.720
<v Speaker 1>the Witch, um would cut him into like if you

0:29:56.760 --> 0:30:00.120
<v Speaker 1>were having a coronation, you could probably in Germany you

0:30:00.120 --> 0:30:03.200
<v Speaker 1>could find gingerbread cookies in the shape of a king. Yeah,

0:30:03.400 --> 0:30:05.200
<v Speaker 1>you know that kind of thing, right, And that evolved

0:30:05.200 --> 0:30:08.400
<v Speaker 1>into Christmas e things, and it became associated with the

0:30:08.640 --> 0:30:13.040
<v Speaker 1>holidays ginger bread. Thankfully, I really want some gingerbread right now.

0:30:13.560 --> 0:30:16.400
<v Speaker 1>And then lastly, Chuck, have you ever did you get

0:30:16.440 --> 0:30:20.440
<v Speaker 1>oranges as a kid and you're stocking we wouldn't you

0:30:20.240 --> 0:30:22.240
<v Speaker 1>beat your hand in and be like, oh, this is great,

0:30:22.320 --> 0:30:25.280
<v Speaker 1>I like this candies And then your hand would hit

0:30:25.320 --> 0:30:29.240
<v Speaker 1>that familiar, cold, wrinkled skin and you draw it out

0:30:29.480 --> 0:30:31.760
<v Speaker 1>and hold it up accusingly to everyone and be like,

0:30:31.800 --> 0:30:35.280
<v Speaker 1>who did this? And your parents would be like, Santa, Santa,

0:30:35.360 --> 0:30:37.120
<v Speaker 1>it was Santa, and you just glare at them that

0:30:37.200 --> 0:30:38.800
<v Speaker 1>kind of thing, and I'd say, I think I saw

0:30:38.840 --> 0:30:42.160
<v Speaker 1>these in the kitchen yesterday. Right. It turns out that

0:30:42.280 --> 0:30:46.800
<v Speaker 1>oranges are actually a long standing tradition and they used

0:30:46.840 --> 0:30:49.480
<v Speaker 1>to be an amazing thing to get in your stocking,

0:30:49.840 --> 0:30:52.560
<v Speaker 1>because until the eighteen eighties, if you lived outside of

0:30:52.560 --> 0:30:55.200
<v Speaker 1>Florida or California, you were s o l as far

0:30:55.200 --> 0:30:58.479
<v Speaker 1>as oranges went. Yeah, so it was a special treat um,

0:30:58.520 --> 0:31:00.840
<v Speaker 1>which I guess caught on. I don't buy this other

0:31:00.920 --> 0:31:04.360
<v Speaker 1>theory at all. Um. Apparently they said it may reference

0:31:04.400 --> 0:31:06.640
<v Speaker 1>in a Christmas tale when St. Nicholas left bags of

0:31:06.640 --> 0:31:10.840
<v Speaker 1>gold in stockings. Uh, and in place of bags of gold,

0:31:10.880 --> 0:31:15.000
<v Speaker 1>they put an orange. And you think, Yeah, I don't

0:31:15.000 --> 0:31:16.880
<v Speaker 1>buy that. Everybody wants to suck on a lemon on

0:31:17.000 --> 0:31:19.840
<v Speaker 1>Christmas morning. Yeah, I'm not so sure about that. I

0:31:19.920 --> 0:31:22.600
<v Speaker 1>might be wrong. I could see it, but either way,

0:31:22.720 --> 0:31:26.080
<v Speaker 1>it became a special Christmas treat that um somehow endors

0:31:26.120 --> 0:31:37.720
<v Speaker 1>to this day. Josh, if you know me, then you

0:31:37.760 --> 0:31:41.320
<v Speaker 1>know I love the movie Elf. I suspect that that's

0:31:41.360 --> 0:31:44.480
<v Speaker 1>why you selected this. Do you like it? Yeah, it's good.

0:31:44.920 --> 0:31:48.320
<v Speaker 1>It's not my favorite. It's a good new classic. Yeah, agreed,

0:31:48.400 --> 0:31:51.040
<v Speaker 1>it's no Christmas story, but it's good. It'll hold up

0:31:51.040 --> 0:31:53.200
<v Speaker 1>over the decades. I guess. This is a great article

0:31:53.320 --> 0:31:55.520
<v Speaker 1>that I found called ten things you Didn't know about Elf,

0:31:56.480 --> 0:31:58.960
<v Speaker 1>and Uh, we're gonna go over those right now because

0:31:59.080 --> 0:32:01.719
<v Speaker 1>one of my favorite things Wild Ferrell, uh in the

0:32:01.720 --> 0:32:04.960
<v Speaker 1>classic movie about an Elf that is really a human

0:32:05.560 --> 0:32:07.920
<v Speaker 1>that realizes he's a human and ghost in New York

0:32:07.960 --> 0:32:11.320
<v Speaker 1>City to find his real papa James Cohn. But he's

0:32:11.320 --> 0:32:14.360
<v Speaker 1>not insane. He actually is an Elf insane his workshop,

0:32:14.760 --> 0:32:17.320
<v Speaker 1>which he has to leave to go find himself. But

0:32:17.400 --> 0:32:19.800
<v Speaker 1>he's not really enough because he's super tall and goofy

0:32:19.840 --> 0:32:23.880
<v Speaker 1>and everyone that's the joke, right, and everyone else's Elf size. So, uh,

0:32:24.000 --> 0:32:27.040
<v Speaker 1>if you haven't seen Elf, pause this episode, go watch

0:32:27.080 --> 0:32:29.040
<v Speaker 1>Elf and then come back and tell me what the

0:32:29.040 --> 0:32:32.360
<v Speaker 1>sunlight looks like outside your home because he's been living

0:32:32.400 --> 0:32:37.240
<v Speaker 1>under a rock. So initially, apparently, Chuck, the script for

0:32:37.280 --> 0:32:41.000
<v Speaker 1>Elf is pretty old. I think it was originally made

0:32:41.040 --> 0:32:45.960
<v Speaker 1>in the like two two seven somewhere around there, Okay,

0:32:46.320 --> 0:32:51.280
<v Speaker 1>and um, it was actually written in and back. Will

0:32:51.400 --> 0:32:54.200
<v Speaker 1>Farrell was basically in diapers, even though he was a

0:32:54.240 --> 0:32:57.760
<v Speaker 1>grown man by this time. But the script was initially

0:32:57.800 --> 0:33:00.360
<v Speaker 1>written for Jim Carrey or with Jim Carrey mind, and

0:33:00.360 --> 0:33:03.520
<v Speaker 1>it was offered to him and he turned it down. Yeah. Uh,

0:33:03.680 --> 0:33:08.120
<v Speaker 1>no good, I say, with Jim Carey being I can't

0:33:08.120 --> 0:33:10.560
<v Speaker 1>see anybody but Will Ferrell doing it. Yeah, I mean,

0:33:10.720 --> 0:33:12.680
<v Speaker 1>I think it's one of those things where anytime someone

0:33:12.800 --> 0:33:16.040
<v Speaker 1>is ultimately cast, he can't picture anyone else, like except

0:33:16.080 --> 0:33:20.880
<v Speaker 1>for Tom Selleck, you could still probably picture as Indiana Jones, sure, yeah,

0:33:21.200 --> 0:33:26.760
<v Speaker 1>or Christopher Columbus Huh he played Columbus, did he? Or

0:33:26.760 --> 0:33:30.160
<v Speaker 1>did he played King Ferdinand in the uh, the movie

0:33:30.160 --> 0:33:35.120
<v Speaker 1>adaptation of your favorite book? No, it was okay, So

0:33:35.200 --> 0:33:40.000
<v Speaker 1>Jim Carrey out Will Ferrell and uh classic now because

0:33:40.000 --> 0:33:45.480
<v Speaker 1>of that great move sentence fragments Ralphie in a Christmas story, Um,

0:33:46.360 --> 0:33:50.600
<v Speaker 1>Peter Billingsley appears as an elf. He's buddies with Favrow

0:33:50.600 --> 0:33:52.960
<v Speaker 1>has produced a lot of his movies, and there he

0:33:53.040 --> 0:33:55.240
<v Speaker 1>is a little Ralphie all grown up. Makes a cameo,

0:33:55.800 --> 0:33:57.880
<v Speaker 1>so does Ray Harry House and he makes a voice

0:33:57.920 --> 0:34:01.560
<v Speaker 1>cameo and he if his name sound familiar, he was

0:34:01.600 --> 0:34:05.200
<v Speaker 1>the guy who basically pioneered stop motion animation and film

0:34:05.240 --> 0:34:08.000
<v Speaker 1>and motion pictures. So like, if you love Clash of

0:34:08.040 --> 0:34:11.480
<v Speaker 1>the Titans, you loved Ray Harry Housing's work, that's right.

0:34:11.600 --> 0:34:15.239
<v Speaker 1>And Jon Favreau very smartly said, you know what, there's

0:34:15.280 --> 0:34:17.720
<v Speaker 1>a lot of people out there who love those ranking

0:34:17.800 --> 0:34:21.600
<v Speaker 1>bass Christmas specials, Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer and others.

0:34:21.640 --> 0:34:24.040
<v Speaker 1>And he said, let's have that same look so we

0:34:24.080 --> 0:34:28.359
<v Speaker 1>can echo that beloved style. Uh. And it really paid off.

0:34:28.400 --> 0:34:29.799
<v Speaker 1>I think it's one of the reasons it's such a

0:34:29.800 --> 0:34:32.480
<v Speaker 1>classic today. Yeah, so he instead of doing it c

0:34:32.640 --> 0:34:35.200
<v Speaker 1>g I, which you totally could have. You can make

0:34:35.239 --> 0:34:38.239
<v Speaker 1>it look stop motioning using computers, and he's like, no,

0:34:38.440 --> 0:34:40.560
<v Speaker 1>I want to shoot it that way. And just as

0:34:40.600 --> 0:34:43.160
<v Speaker 1>an additional nod, he grabbed Ray Harry Housing and said,

0:34:43.160 --> 0:34:46.080
<v Speaker 1>why don't you do one of the stop motion Polar

0:34:46.120 --> 0:34:48.879
<v Speaker 1>Bear cubs and he voiced it, which is pretty cool,

0:34:49.120 --> 0:34:52.640
<v Speaker 1>very cool. And an additional nod was the costumes that

0:34:52.719 --> 0:34:56.200
<v Speaker 1>the elves were were the exact costume replicas from the

0:34:56.239 --> 0:34:59.520
<v Speaker 1>original Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer stop motion film. Yeah,

0:34:59.640 --> 0:35:01.520
<v Speaker 1>so I a nice little nod to the past. So

0:35:01.560 --> 0:35:04.759
<v Speaker 1>if you find yourself just like overwhelmed with nostalgia and

0:35:04.840 --> 0:35:08.040
<v Speaker 1>weeping when you watch ELF, these are probably the reasons.

0:35:08.080 --> 0:35:11.319
<v Speaker 1>Why what else? Oh the famous scene one of my

0:35:11.360 --> 0:35:14.160
<v Speaker 1>favorites with the Jack in the Box when Will Ferrell

0:35:14.239 --> 0:35:16.120
<v Speaker 1>is testing the Jack in the Box. I had to

0:35:16.160 --> 0:35:18.200
<v Speaker 1>go look it up and watch it. It's pretty great

0:35:18.239 --> 0:35:22.839
<v Speaker 1>And those were genuine reactions apparently, Yeah, he wanted Will

0:35:22.880 --> 0:35:25.680
<v Speaker 1>Ferrell to not know, so he had even though I

0:35:25.680 --> 0:35:28.480
<v Speaker 1>think he had the last one rigged to not even

0:35:28.800 --> 0:35:30.520
<v Speaker 1>be attached to the Jack in the box. He had

0:35:30.520 --> 0:35:34.560
<v Speaker 1>the control off screen and he wanted it to seem

0:35:34.600 --> 0:35:36.880
<v Speaker 1>like it wasn't gonna open at all. So yeah, in

0:35:36.920 --> 0:35:40.880
<v Speaker 1>the movie, Will Ferrell's elf what's his name, Buddy, Buddy

0:35:41.120 --> 0:35:44.520
<v Speaker 1>is he's he's been relegated to having to test Jack

0:35:44.520 --> 0:35:48.400
<v Speaker 1>in the Boxes for um, the little clown and comers

0:35:48.400 --> 0:35:51.000
<v Speaker 1>at Jackson the Box, Jacks in the Box, Yes, you're right,

0:35:51.280 --> 0:35:55.520
<v Speaker 1>Jacks in the Boxes, Um, and he's he's he's the tester,

0:35:55.680 --> 0:35:59.600
<v Speaker 1>the quality control guy. And while when they were filming it, yeah,

0:35:59.680 --> 0:36:02.000
<v Speaker 1>John of Rowe had of remote control, so he had

0:36:02.040 --> 0:36:03.839
<v Speaker 1>no idea when they were actually going to pop out.

0:36:04.160 --> 0:36:06.200
<v Speaker 1>And you can tell when you watch it, like his

0:36:06.280 --> 0:36:10.160
<v Speaker 1>reactions are delightful, Yeah, they really are. Uh. The huge

0:36:10.160 --> 0:36:12.520
<v Speaker 1>burp that he has after drinking the two Leader of

0:36:12.560 --> 0:36:17.520
<v Speaker 1>Coke was done by Um, a voice from a very

0:36:17.560 --> 0:36:20.800
<v Speaker 1>popular voice actor named Maurice La March who voiced everything

0:36:20.880 --> 0:36:24.480
<v Speaker 1>from Egon on The Real Ghostbusters to Brain on Animaniacs

0:36:24.760 --> 0:36:29.000
<v Speaker 1>and apparently was really good at burping. He's a belching champions,

0:36:29.000 --> 0:36:33.520
<v Speaker 1>a belching champ like Booger from Better Off Dead? And uh,

0:36:33.800 --> 0:36:35.560
<v Speaker 1>was it Better Off Dead or Revenge of the Nerds

0:36:35.600 --> 0:36:37.840
<v Speaker 1>that he burp did? Well, it was Revenge of the nerds,

0:36:37.840 --> 0:36:40.560
<v Speaker 1>but he was he was better and better off. Dend

0:36:40.960 --> 0:36:47.719
<v Speaker 1>agreed this entire mountains All right, let's go with one

0:36:47.719 --> 0:36:51.320
<v Speaker 1>more here. Um. Will Ferrell actually worked as a department

0:36:51.320 --> 0:36:54.120
<v Speaker 1>store Santa at the point years not not to train

0:36:54.280 --> 0:36:57.240
<v Speaker 1>for it. Wasn't a method actor like this was years

0:36:57.280 --> 0:37:00.360
<v Speaker 1>before when he was with the Groundlings in Los Angeles, US.

0:37:00.760 --> 0:37:05.960
<v Speaker 1>That's like second City kind of sure or ucb um.

0:37:06.000 --> 0:37:10.080
<v Speaker 1>And he and a fellow Groundling named Chris Ktan actually

0:37:10.160 --> 0:37:13.239
<v Speaker 1>got the same gig. Will Farrell was Santa and Chris

0:37:13.280 --> 0:37:15.200
<v Speaker 1>Catan played an Elf, and they both ended up on

0:37:15.239 --> 0:37:17.640
<v Speaker 1>SARTA Night Live together. Can you imagine being in Los

0:37:17.719 --> 0:37:21.239
<v Speaker 1>Angeles and Will Farrell is your Santa and Chris Catan

0:37:21.360 --> 0:37:22.839
<v Speaker 1>is an Elf and you have no idea, right yeah?

0:37:23.120 --> 0:37:25.520
<v Speaker 1>Or watching sorta Night Live five years later and being like,

0:37:25.600 --> 0:37:29.440
<v Speaker 1>wait right a minute's wait a second. And Farrell was

0:37:29.480 --> 0:37:32.720
<v Speaker 1>even offered a boatload of money to do a sequel

0:37:32.719 --> 0:37:35.600
<v Speaker 1>to Elf, like almost thirty million dollars yeah, and he

0:37:35.640 --> 0:37:38.480
<v Speaker 1>said no, which I think is great, a great move

0:37:38.520 --> 0:37:42.839
<v Speaker 1>because then you have the untainted classic. Uh and like

0:37:42.880 --> 0:37:45.520
<v Speaker 1>the Christmas Story Part two, you never have to suffer

0:37:45.560 --> 0:37:49.080
<v Speaker 1>through something like that or Anchorman two. Oh you know,

0:37:49.480 --> 0:37:53.000
<v Speaker 1>although a dude who is in our TV show was

0:37:53.040 --> 0:37:55.880
<v Speaker 1>in that his speaking part Matt. I don't remember his

0:37:55.960 --> 0:37:59.160
<v Speaker 1>last name, but he played the paramedic in the episode

0:37:59.160 --> 0:38:01.160
<v Speaker 1>where you get stung by It. Yeah, I know Matt.

0:38:01.280 --> 0:38:03.680
<v Speaker 1>He's in. He's in Anchorman too, and he has like

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<v Speaker 1>a little speaking role. Oh no, because they shot there

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<v Speaker 1>here in Atlanta. Yeah, it's great. He does good. I

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<v Speaker 1>haven't seen Anchor Man too. I avoided it because I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't want to taint the original. I heard it was

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<v Speaker 1>so bad. I take issue with that. I don't think

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<v Speaker 1>a sequel contained the original. The original stands on its own,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what I mean. M I disagree with it, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>and I could be wrong. Well, now what's your opinion?

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you? So you can't be wrong that Chuck? Pretty Christmas,

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't It's the Christmas here? You want to end this thing, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>let's do it with our traditional reading. Yes, So, everybody,

0:38:51.239 --> 0:38:53.560
<v Speaker 1>if you didn't have the law going yet, or you

0:38:53.560 --> 0:38:55.359
<v Speaker 1>didn't have a family gather around, if you didn't take

0:38:55.400 --> 0:38:58.800
<v Speaker 1>Chuck's advice at the beginning, you probably should now because

0:38:58.840 --> 0:39:03.520
<v Speaker 1>it unto you. Yes, whoa whoa, Everybody it's time for

0:39:03.560 --> 0:39:06.400
<v Speaker 1>our Christmas reading, and we read all sorts of stuff.

0:39:06.440 --> 0:39:09.040
<v Speaker 1>We found the most obscure Christmas story of all time,

0:39:09.080 --> 0:39:10.880
<v Speaker 1>written by the guy who wrote Wizard of Oz. For

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<v Speaker 1>last year. Um, we've done twice. The night before Christmas,

0:39:14.920 --> 0:39:17.680
<v Speaker 1>we did some story about naked elves a few years back.

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<v Speaker 1>You remember that we do a Gift of the Magi

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<v Speaker 1>may Yeah, we read the entire Gift of the Magis

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<v Speaker 1>the night before Christmas. Yeah, so this time we're finally

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<v Speaker 1>we cannot put it off any longer. We are going

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<v Speaker 1>going to read a selection from the movie Boogie Nights,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, where the word Christmas is used but out

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<v Speaker 1>of context. That's good, chuckings. We're going to read a

0:39:39.960 --> 0:39:43.440
<v Speaker 1>very classic letter, a real life letter that was written

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<v Speaker 1>to the New York Sun on September by a little

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<v Speaker 1>girl named Virginia O'Hanlon. And this really happened. Yeah, how

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<v Speaker 1>about this? I'll read the little girls and then you

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<v Speaker 1>can read the response. Oh wow, really yeah? Are you

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<v Speaker 1>sure we have to take our roles here? Okay? All right,

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<v Speaker 1>New York Sun, September eighteen seven. People, Dear editor, I

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<v Speaker 1>am eight years old. Some of my little friends say,

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<v Speaker 1>there is no, Santa Claus, Papa says, if you see

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<v Speaker 1>it in the sun, it's so. What he means is

0:40:16.000 --> 0:40:19.600
<v Speaker 1>the Sun newspaper. Not look directly into the sun because

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<v Speaker 1>you'll go blind. Please tell me the truth. Is there

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<v Speaker 1>a Santa Claus, signed Virginia O'Hanlon of Well should we

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<v Speaker 1>read her address? I think she's long gone one fifteen

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<v Speaker 1>West Street. Man, if you live at one set today,

0:40:35.360 --> 0:40:38.280
<v Speaker 1>you should know that that's a very legendary abode. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>all right. Now here was the reply, which was pretty great.

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<v Speaker 1>This is from the editors of the New York Sun,

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<v Speaker 1>who wrote, we take pleasure in answering thus prominently the

0:40:47.600 --> 0:40:50.919
<v Speaker 1>communication below, expressing at the same time our great gratification

0:40:51.000 --> 0:40:53.400
<v Speaker 1>that it's faithful author is numbered among the friends of

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<v Speaker 1>the Sun. This was their apply, Virginia, your little friends

0:40:58.840 --> 0:41:02.279
<v Speaker 1>are wrong. They have been affected by the skepticism of

0:41:02.320 --> 0:41:06.360
<v Speaker 1>a skeptical age. They do not believe except they see.

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<v Speaker 1>They think that nothing can be which is not comprehensible

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<v Speaker 1>by their little minds. All minds, Virginia, whether they be

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<v Speaker 1>men's or children's, are little. In this great universe of ours.

0:41:17.960 --> 0:41:21.280
<v Speaker 1>Man is a mere insect, and aunt in his intellect

0:41:21.360 --> 0:41:24.400
<v Speaker 1>is compared with the boundless world about him, as measured

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<v Speaker 1>by the intelligence capable of grasping the whole of truth

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<v Speaker 1>and knowledge. Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Clause. He

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<v Speaker 1>exists as certainly as love and generosity and devotion exist,

0:41:36.520 --> 0:41:38.840
<v Speaker 1>and you know that they abound and give your life

0:41:38.880 --> 0:41:43.040
<v Speaker 1>its greatest beauty and joy. Alas how dreary would be

0:41:43.120 --> 0:41:45.759
<v Speaker 1>the world if there were no Santa Clause. It would

0:41:45.760 --> 0:41:48.640
<v Speaker 1>be as dreary as if there were no Virginia's. There

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<v Speaker 1>would be no childlike faith, then no poetry, no romance

0:41:52.520 --> 0:41:56.080
<v Speaker 1>to make tolerable this existence. We should have no enjoyment

0:41:56.160 --> 0:41:59.719
<v Speaker 1>except in sense and sight, the external light with which

0:41:59.760 --> 0:42:03.440
<v Speaker 1>child old hood fills the world would be extinguished. Not

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<v Speaker 1>believe in Santa Claus, you might as well not believe

0:42:06.120 --> 0:42:08.839
<v Speaker 1>in fairies. You might get your Papa to hire men

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<v Speaker 1>to watch in all the chimneys on Christmas Eve to

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<v Speaker 1>catch Santa Claus. But even if you did not see

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<v Speaker 1>Santa coming down, what would that proof. Nobody sees Santa Claus.

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<v Speaker 1>But that is no sign that there is no Santa Claus.

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<v Speaker 1>The most real things in the world are those that

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<v Speaker 1>neither children nor men can see. Did you ever see

0:42:26.719 --> 0:42:29.959
<v Speaker 1>fairies dancing on the lawn, of course not, but that's

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<v Speaker 1>no proof that they are not there. Nobody can conceive

0:42:33.239 --> 0:42:36.200
<v Speaker 1>or imagine all the wonders that are unseen and unseeable

0:42:36.239 --> 0:42:39.360
<v Speaker 1>in the world. You tear apart the baby's rattle and

0:42:39.400 --> 0:42:41.600
<v Speaker 1>see what makes the noise inside. But there is a

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<v Speaker 1>veil covering the unseen world, which not the strongest man,

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<v Speaker 1>nor even the united strength of all the strongest men

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<v Speaker 1>that ever lived, could tear apart. Only faith, poetry, love,

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<v Speaker 1>romance can push aside that curtain and view and picture

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<v Speaker 1>the supernal beauty and glory beyond. Is it all real, Virginia,

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<v Speaker 1>In all this world, there's nothing else real and abiding. No,

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<v Speaker 1>Santa Claus, Thank God, he lives and lives forever a

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<v Speaker 1>thousand years from now, Virginia, nay ten times ten thousand

0:43:13.760 --> 0:43:17.000
<v Speaker 1>years from now. He will continue to make glad the

0:43:17.080 --> 0:43:22.080
<v Speaker 1>heart of childhood. How about that? Pretty great response? Yeah,

0:43:22.280 --> 0:43:26.840
<v Speaker 1>slightly scathing at times. Yeah take that, you little nonbelieving kids.

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<v Speaker 1>All in the good name of the Christmas Spirit. Yep So,

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<v Speaker 1>in the good name of the Christmas Spirit, from us

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<v Speaker 1>Chuck and Josh and Jerry and No and Noel and

0:43:36.800 --> 0:43:40.640
<v Speaker 1>h little sack from Casey to uh, Emily and Umi

0:43:40.800 --> 0:43:47.120
<v Speaker 1>and Anna Sure nice uh Ruby Rose and yeah we

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<v Speaker 1>have family. Wow, I know it's been a great two

0:43:50.719 --> 0:43:55.040
<v Speaker 1>thousand fifteens. Pretty sweet. Who else? Anybody? I think that's everybody.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the whole stuff. You should know family, my mistress Natasha,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, forget you. We want to wish you guys

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<v Speaker 1>a happy holiday season. Merry Christmas. Yeah, be safe out

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<v Speaker 1>there and enjoy each other. And hey, we'll see you

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<v Speaker 1>again in well, we'll see them before them. Merry Christmas, everybody.

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