Speaker 1: You didn't even know that it Oh with a cross
Speaker 1: through it means zero.
Speaker 2: Whatever, you didn't whatever? You didn't know that? Well, now
Speaker 2: I see it. But why would they do that? I
Speaker 2: don't know. Ask Roadcast very cool millennials. Yeah, I'm sure
Speaker 2: road it's an Australian company.
Speaker 1: We'll use a zero instead of an Oh that's cool.
Speaker 2: Well I'll be you now. Welcome to another episode of
Speaker 2: bowl Chat. Thank you so much for joining us. The listener,
Speaker 2: the theme, I mean, at this point you guys already
Speaker 2: know what it sounds like, so I don't really know
Speaker 2: why we play.
Speaker 1: Where's the other one?
Speaker 2: You never sent?
Speaker 1: It shouldn't have to, yes, you should. Today is Wednesday,
Speaker 1: March second. Welcome to March Andrew. Hi, and you actually
Speaker 1: got two ball chats this week because I forgot to
Speaker 1: upload it last week and there we go.
Speaker 2: So that was my fault.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's because you woke up and only had
Speaker 1: your coffee maker and that's why. Wow, you know how
Speaker 1: people felt on Wednesday when it wasn't there. I literally
Speaker 1: I think you did it on purpose because of that conversation.
Speaker 2: I really do. No, I just had a stressful week
Speaker 2: before vacation and did not have enough time. I forgot
Speaker 2: all about this time.
Speaker 1: What I hope you're distressed now, Andrew? You know, not
Speaker 1: really well.
Speaker 2: I feel like I took a whole vacation and now
Speaker 2: I need a vacation for the vacation.
Speaker 1: Welcome back, Andrew. How is Disney?
Speaker 2: It was wonderful? I mean, when have you ever heard
Speaker 2: someone not have a good time at Disney? For real?
Speaker 1: It happens, I know.
Speaker 2: I'm sure with kids it would be a different experience.
Speaker 1: That would well, especially now that there's no more fast pass.
Speaker 2: Had that worked out, there is it's different though, called
Speaker 2: Genie Plus now right, but you can only get three?
Speaker 2: Is that right? No? So now the system is it's
Speaker 2: very confusing, but by the end of it I figured
Speaker 2: it out. First of all, you need to make sure
Speaker 2: that you're linked on all reservations and resort reservation specifically,
Speaker 2: so you could buy a ticket that has Genie Plus, right, do.
Speaker 1: You have wah wah wah, wah wah wah, because that's
Speaker 1: all I hear.
Speaker 2: Well, you just asked me. That's so I'm answering.
Speaker 1: I don't understand.
Speaker 2: So you asked me a question, so I'm answering it.
Speaker 2: That's usually what happens, and usually on a podcast where
Speaker 2: we just talk about things. That's this should be the
Speaker 2: time I do that.
Speaker 1: No, but I don't understand what you're saying. So you
Speaker 1: hear the echo. By the way, it's because we're too close.
Speaker 2: Well, I'll happily walk away from you. Happily anyway. So
Speaker 2: instead of fast past, now you get up at seven am, no,
Speaker 2: and you can make up yours. You can make your
Speaker 2: first reservation. When you use this, that first one, you
Speaker 2: open yourself up to do a second one.
Speaker 1: Can you still use that vip tour thing and they
Speaker 1: do it?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: You yes, I anologize. If you're watching on YouTube picking
Speaker 1: popcorn out of my teeth.
Speaker 2: That's great. Well, people love to see that.
Speaker 1: You gave me so many unpopped kernels, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: and I always broke my tooth.
Speaker 2: I didn't give you anything. Actually, you're the one who
Speaker 2: was like truffle farm dog in the in the.
Speaker 1: Bowl like okay, but you also did an inadequate job
Speaker 1: of popping the popcorn because it was more than fifty
Speaker 1: percent of unpopped kernels.
Speaker 2: Tay see, there's it's not that many.
Speaker 1: There were so many. I ate, I ate dozens. I
Speaker 1: eate dozens of them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's not that many. I'm not going to throw
Speaker 2: it at you. You're not worth it. You were I'm
Speaker 2: gonna eat. No, you're not.
Speaker 1: I've been chewing on them.
Speaker 2: You're gonna throw this at me. I'm not idiot anyway,
Speaker 2: I'm sorry. I continue.
Speaker 1: You were saying no, I was done. You were yeah,
Speaker 1: oh okay. And then during the last time that I
Speaker 1: went to Disney was really the first time in a
Speaker 1: long time since I was a little kid, that could
Speaker 1: have gone in my eye.
Speaker 2: Don't do that, don't do that.
Speaker 1: Continue And so I just went with the notion of, oh, well,
Speaker 1: just go to the park and have a blast. I
Speaker 1: didn't know that you had a reserve stuff yet. I
Speaker 1: don't know anything like when I was a kid. You
Speaker 1: gave him the ticket for sixteen dollars or whatever it was.
Speaker 1: You walked in and you had a great time, and
Speaker 1: Goofy came over and picked me up.
Speaker 2: It was good. They don't let you take pictures with
Speaker 2: the characters anymore COVID or just ever COVID. Okay, so
Speaker 2: now what they do is they stand on like a
Speaker 2: stage thing and they just waved to you. Yeah, that's
Speaker 2: so lame. It's so lame. It's really sad. But I
Speaker 2: think in the next couple of weeks it's gonna change.
Speaker 2: Right now, I'm figuring out what the perfect age to
Speaker 2: bring my goddaughter to Disney is. I think it's gonna
Speaker 2: be next year. Okay, I think that's when she'll be
Speaker 2: able to four years old. Right, that's like early enough.
Speaker 2: I think.
Speaker 1: I just don't understand people that go so frequently.
Speaker 2: It's just a happy place the same it's just a
Speaker 2: happy place. It just gives me happy memories. I grew
Speaker 2: like I went two or three times a year when
Speaker 2: I was a kid.
Speaker 1: That iced tea is not very good.
Speaker 2: I know, because it's the bougie cafe that you can't
Speaker 2: drink from.
Speaker 1: I don't like bougie.
Speaker 2: I don't like poshe.
Speaker 1: And they don't have straws. Pogi cruise in the Heaven.
Speaker 1: I had to use a Dunkin. Look, I had to
Speaker 1: use a Dunken straw in their coffee tea whatever it's tea, Yes,
Speaker 1: it's tea. It tastes like they brewed it in a
Speaker 1: coffee machine, though, because as a hint of coffee, they
Speaker 1: couldn't clean out the film.
Speaker 2: I don't taste the hint A right, I don't taste the.
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Speaker 2: Is that the one that comes with like that seltzer?
Speaker 1: No, it's just water. It's flavored water. It just has
Speaker 1: a hint of flavor.
Speaker 2: Want that? I want a seltzer?
Speaker 1: Okay, well, this is just flavored water.
Speaker 2: It's good.
Speaker 1: It's got a hint. Cherry's my favorite.
Speaker 2: Did you ever see that they have the water now,
Speaker 2: the alcoholic water.
Speaker 1: That doesn't even make sense because it doesn't because they
Speaker 1: make all is water.
Speaker 2: Well no, now they make it where it's like they
Speaker 2: sell water that has like vodka in it. Why would
Speaker 2: they do that? I like a vodka water personally with
Speaker 2: like a like a little like a squeeze of a
Speaker 2: lime that to me tastes good. Okay.
Speaker 1: They also have hard mountain dew. Now have you seen that.
Speaker 2: I am not a mountain dew fan.
Speaker 1: I used to when I lived in Cudar Rapids, Iowa.
Speaker 1: That's the big drink there, it is. I told you
Speaker 1: they drink it by the gallon out there. Yeah, all
Speaker 1: of them Midway West. Yeah, it's a big thing. I
Speaker 1: just don't get it. The love for mountain dew confuses me.
Speaker 1: It's just sugary. Now. When I was a kid green,
Speaker 1: I was a mellow yellow kid. That's my favorite.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: It was the Coca Cola product, and it went away
Speaker 1: for quite some time, and then it came back and
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure you can still get it in some places.
Speaker 2: I have never had a mellow yellow. It's good. Do
Speaker 2: we want to try the drink I bought from the market.
Speaker 1: Nope, I'll have in my iced tea.
Speaker 2: No, I'm gonna go get it. Let's just try it.
Speaker 1: So anyway we went cho You want to drink.
Speaker 2: Or you want what is that?
Speaker 1: There's a flying chocolate?
Speaker 2: Man, this is playful spicy. Don't know what that is. Also,
Speaker 2: my ears just got statically shot cool?
Speaker 1: Is it candy?
Speaker 2: I don't know. Let's try it. Oh, it's expired.
Speaker 1: Not using it?
Speaker 2: What where does it say that.
Speaker 1: On the back?
Speaker 2: Best by? Damn? It?
Speaker 1: Is it like jerky?
Speaker 2: What is this consistency?
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm not eating that. There's not a shot
Speaker 1: in the hell that I'm putting that in my mouth.
Speaker 2: They're balls, spicy.
Speaker 1: It just it can't only have the word spicy on it.
Speaker 2: Oh, it says it right here?
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 2: But I don't think that's what it is. Well, why
Speaker 2: would it say that?
Speaker 1: It's hold that I'm gonna scan the QR code.
Speaker 2: Do you want to know what it says? Not really
Speaker 2: right here? What? Oh my god? It is Okay, I'm
Speaker 2: not eating this. Nope, not doing it. The barcode won't
Speaker 2: even scan. I am not doing this. What is it?
Speaker 1: Is it like moose testicles or something.
Speaker 2: It's a quail egg.
Speaker 1: So why would you read it? You should have just
Speaker 1: made me eat it.
Speaker 2: Quail eggs, sugar, fermented, soy, sauce, broth.
Speaker 1: Let's do it.
Speaker 2: I'm not doing it. Come on, I honestly like, I
Speaker 2: can't right now. Do you do it? I'll do it.
Speaker 2: Let's do it next week. No, I can't do this
Speaker 2: right now. Okay, I'd rather not throw up, all right.
Speaker 2: I don't love eggs. I've said this in millions, not
Speaker 2: real eggs. That's a real qail egg. Brown, it's fermented.
Speaker 2: It's like pickled. Yeah. No, yeah, that's the thing. Like
Speaker 2: a lot of their snacks, like they had crispy shrimp,
Speaker 2: all these different seafood ones. And I saw this and
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, quail egs. But then I saw
Speaker 2: the inside of it and I'm like, oh, it must
Speaker 2: be a chocolate but nope, the ingredients right there. Quail egg.
Speaker 1: No thanks, but look how happy that guy is, except
Speaker 1: he has a bow tie for a mouth.
Speaker 2: It's a naughty, spicy quail egg. Is that what it says? Yep? No,
Speaker 2: I'm good. Yeah, we'll try that another time.
Speaker 1: So anyway, we went on the Norwegian Joy last week.
Speaker 2: That's exciting.
Speaker 1: It was a lot of fun. I total I titled
Speaker 1: my photo album, oh Joy. It's very clever, right, No, anyway,
Speaker 1: we had we had a really good time. And the
Speaker 1: highlight of it is when you know that that slide
Speaker 1: that drops you straight down. You've seen that it's up
Speaker 1: it's like and it goes over the side of the ship.
Speaker 1: So my girls dared me to do it. I did it,
Speaker 1: and they told me that my screams echoed through the
Speaker 1: tube across the entire ship. So as soon as I
Speaker 1: went down, you know, my loud, screechy girl scream, and
Speaker 1: they were like you could hear a pin drop. Everything
Speaker 1: stopped and everyone just looked at the slide because I
Speaker 1: was screaming so loud.
Speaker 2: So water rides for me, I'm fine with. I can
Speaker 2: do water rides. They don't scare me. That's not really
Speaker 2: a water ride. It's just a drop, yes, slides rides
Speaker 2: like that. I don't know when I'm in water or
Speaker 2: it just I feel like I get extra.
Speaker 1: I'm with you because I won't go on a roller coaster,
Speaker 1: but I'll go on a log flume, you know, like
Speaker 1: I'll i'll do I'll do it if it's wet. Does
Speaker 1: that make sense if just if there's water involved, I'll
Speaker 1: do it like a ride with water. I wouldn't do
Speaker 1: one real.
Speaker 2: Like a water slide that's just say like two hundred
Speaker 2: or like a whatever many feet tall.
Speaker 1: You would do that probably, Yeah, same if I did
Speaker 1: this thing that was a straight droped downstrip. But I
Speaker 1: mean I got water up my nose. I had a
Speaker 1: headache after because water went I breathed at the wrong time.
Speaker 1: I thought it was over, but there was still a
Speaker 1: little bit more. So I allowed water into my nostrils.
Speaker 2: You are that guy? What guy like? I see you
Speaker 2: probably being like a nose plug. No, never, nope, never
Speaker 2: had nose plugs ever. But I see you doing it
Speaker 2: as you get older.
Speaker 1: No, no that No, around the neck, No, never, never
Speaker 1: did it.
Speaker 2: I love water Ride, so I'm a big fan. Ten
Speaker 2: out of ten. But I'm happy that you had fun.
Speaker 2: I will say I did laugh at your captions the
Speaker 2: entire time.
Speaker 1: I don't understand why you're making fun of me, because
Speaker 1: let me just why.
Speaker 2: I just they're so.
Speaker 1: I just described what was going on.
Speaker 2: It just is. It's I can't not do it without
Speaker 2: thinking of you saying it in like your Scotty way
Speaker 2: of saying it where it's like almost in your announcer
Speaker 2: voice when you do the weather on Z one hundred,
Speaker 2: which is a local station here.
Speaker 1: Why are you making fun of me?
Speaker 2: I'm not. It's just the way I would read it
Speaker 2: was so you And you're like, did they make you
Speaker 2: say this?
Speaker 1: No? I just no one made me do anything.
Speaker 2: I'll pick this one.
Speaker 1: These are from my head.
Speaker 2: Nope, not that one. Let's do Yep, this is good.
Speaker 1: Why I don't understand your obsession with this?
Speaker 2: I have a feeling it's gonna be tough to decide
Speaker 2: which day is our favorite. The beautiful beaches in Roatan,
Speaker 2: Incredible dinner at Q. Then we got to see J. M.
Speaker 2: Musto's son and footloose. Next stop Belize, so I was
Speaker 2: being descriptive. Another amazing stop Costamaya Mexico. Love fresh coconuts.
Speaker 2: On the beach, Cooper begged to get her hair braided.
Speaker 2: She wasn't happy with it while it was happening, But
Speaker 2: no pain, no gain. Back to the ship for dinner
Speaker 2: at Food Republic and a mind blowing magic show. This
Speaker 2: week went fast. Last stop Cosaml, why you should you dick?
Speaker 2: Last full day on Norwegian Joy and we don't want
Speaker 2: to leave, but it will soon be coming to an end.
Speaker 2: One more day of fun at sea, poll slides, Bingo
Speaker 2: laser tag and great food filled day. I'll Cooper eight.
Speaker 2: This whole trip was pizza and French fries. Somehow, no
Speaker 2: matter where we are, it's always it was always there
Speaker 2: waiting for her.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so what's wrong with any of that?
Speaker 2: It's just so I don't want to say cheese, but
Speaker 2: like cheese. The way I just read it is just.
Speaker 1: But if you don't read it in that dumb voice,
Speaker 1: it's just a descriptive comment.
Speaker 2: But it's the same way you do. The weather here,
Speaker 2: I'll mix of sun and cloud today, Hi of fifty five.
Speaker 2: It's gonna be a wonderful day out today, a little cloudy.
Speaker 2: I never ever talk like that, you ever ever, even
Speaker 2: when you're about to go on the radio. It's what
Speaker 2: you do every time he's about to go on the
Speaker 2: radio show that we both work for. What's the number
Speaker 2: one thing he does?
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 2: I mean if I don't, oh, Jess Elvis, I was
Speaker 2: on the Norwegian Enjoy.
Speaker 1: Well, if I don't clear my throat, then you hear
Speaker 1: that flemy froggy stuff, and no one wants to hear that.
Speaker 2: You're such a jerk. What am I supposed to do?
Speaker 1: Hey, sunny today, it's gonna be sixty degrees It's gonna
Speaker 1: be seventy tomorrow.
Speaker 2: God be like it's gonna be sixty degrees in the
Speaker 2: city see one hundred. But instead it's it's gonna hear
Speaker 2: a little spots of suns Never ever ever ever say that, Well,
Speaker 2: it's better than when Scary does his well. His is
Speaker 2: a lot of makes how makes how? Make how makes this?
Speaker 2: That makes this? On cloud today? Hi, I makes it
Speaker 2: on class today, High fifty five. I could do mine
Speaker 2: straight through, yes, because again I feel like you snap
Speaker 2: on your announcers.
Speaker 1: I'm shine today, High thirty seven gets down to twenty
Speaker 1: six tonight that tomorrow for your Tuesday, little cloudy hive
Speaker 1: thirty four right now twenty nine in the city at
Speaker 1: Z one hundred.
Speaker 2: That's what exactly it, announc What do you make fun
Speaker 2: of that for? Because it sounds like this, I'm scotty babe.
Speaker 2: I don't think it does. Well. It may not to you,
Speaker 2: but to everyone around you it does sound like that. Whatever, bro,
Speaker 2: I mean again, you took elocution lessons.
Speaker 1: I took him for like a month.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I'm sure it like trained. You had to
Speaker 2: do announcery things I had to be. They make you
Speaker 2: hold your breath and like hold your you had to
Speaker 2: e and like hold as long as you couldn't do
Speaker 2: it with a pencil in your mouth and like a magician. Yeah. Again,
Speaker 2: I think that you've been trained. No.
Speaker 1: I I was eighteen and I did it for a month.
Speaker 2: Well, I think that your your voice like for radio,
Speaker 2: like when you do the weather or you go on
Speaker 2: the air. It's it sounds like that. Is that bad? No?
Speaker 2: I mean it's again, it's your it's it's you.
Speaker 1: Well, I want to be an announcer, so I'll have
Speaker 1: an announcer voice like I need to make money being
Speaker 1: an announcer. You could be I need to do voice work, voiceovers, everything,
Speaker 1: commercials like I commercials.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Oh the way you said it sounded like a
Speaker 2: lisp on the M commercials.
Speaker 1: I did not say that.
Speaker 2: No, because you took allocution lessons. I'm sorry, that.
Speaker 1: Was twenty eight years ago, dude, I don't remember any
Speaker 1: of that.
Speaker 2: Well, listen, I again, I'm not making fun of you,
Speaker 2: because well I are. I am making fun of you.
Speaker 2: But you know it's it's your it's your thing. Again.
Speaker 2: If you did the weather differently, I'd be like, Oh,
Speaker 2: he's in a bad mood. What are you talking about?
Speaker 2: Oh you got the New York accent out on that
Speaker 2: one bad mood that you said talking.
Speaker 1: No, even if I'm in a bad mood, I can
Speaker 1: turn that mood off just for a second so I
Speaker 1: can do my job. That's professionalism.
Speaker 2: I've actually seen you do it. No, you dumbed Dick
Speaker 2: Mixel sun and clouds today.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you have to be able to separate life from
Speaker 1: from professional job.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know the duties of giving out the weather
Speaker 2: on a New York station.
Speaker 1: You're such an a hole. It's part of my job
Speaker 1: that I have to do it is again. I just
Speaker 1: so I'm not gonna do it angrily again. It's the
Speaker 1: same way I answer the phone.
Speaker 2: If somebody calls me for work, I'll answer Hi, Yeah,
Speaker 2: of course, what do you need? Of course I'd love.
Speaker 1: To help, right, fake Andrew?
Speaker 2: Yeah, but then you have fake Scotti. It's not fake Scott,
Speaker 2: that's really me. Well, we'll discuss more.
Speaker 1: Right after the dace. How was that commercial?
Speaker 2: Wonderful? Yeah? So good?
Speaker 1: You know sometimes the same thirty second commercials play.
Speaker 2: Back to back. Yeah, what are you gonna do about
Speaker 2: is that?
Speaker 1: When there's no inventory, they just play the same commercial twice.
Speaker 2: I guess it's stupid.
Speaker 1: Yeah, if anything, that makes me hate that company more. Okay,
Speaker 1: I don't want to hear it so much.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, thank god, there's a skip button. Have you
Speaker 2: ever used it?
Speaker 1: But if you skip do we get credit for the listen?
Speaker 2: I don't actually know.
Speaker 1: I think you shouldn't skip them. Okay, you know, next
Speaker 1: time we say we'll be back right after this, just
Speaker 1: go get yourself a drink and come back in sixty seconds,
Speaker 1: unless you're driving, don't. I'd get a drink, a coffee
Speaker 1: or something. Is it sixty ors a thirty. Is it
Speaker 1: two fifteens or is it two thirties? I forgot.
Speaker 2: I don't know. Maybe it changes every time I think
Speaker 2: it's two thirties.
Speaker 1: No, it's always a minute anyway, I forgot.
Speaker 2: What are you doing? Good voiceover work? I do too?
Speaker 1: And you know what, I want to turn my little
Speaker 1: basement toy room, Yeah, into a little voice studio.
Speaker 2: I would love to do voiceover work.
Speaker 1: Well, you can do lots of great accents.
Speaker 2: A lot of them wind up sounding like Cartman.
Speaker 1: Yeah, anytime you pretend to be me, that's what it
Speaker 1: sounds like.
Speaker 2: Pretty much. Anytime I pretend to be anybody, I just
Speaker 2: make fun of them as Cartman. I feel like it
Speaker 2: just cuts to the point and people always laugh. So
Speaker 2: why change it? Oh people are liking Yeah. Our last
Speaker 2: episode of Serial Killers, Yeah, that was out of control.
Speaker 2: That was a crazy episode.
Speaker 1: If you didn't hear Monday's episode, go listen to it.
Speaker 2: It was a fun time. It was.
Speaker 1: I think it was called parental discretion is advised because
Speaker 1: it was parentally not good.
Speaker 2: Greig t curses a lie a lot, and you know
Speaker 2: what it is, what it is? Yeah, some people just
Speaker 2: can't turn that off.
Speaker 1: Yeah, as a professional when I you know, when I'm
Speaker 1: talking professionally, I don't curse. There are some people that
Speaker 1: just can't get that out of the vocabulary. But also
Speaker 1: not to go back to your captions. It's like when
Speaker 1: you did like I hate you celebrity captions. No, you've
Speaker 1: made fun of me about that already, not on this
Speaker 1: I did on the main on this radio show. Well
Speaker 1: you made a game out of it. You're an idiot.
Speaker 1: Why I just try to be dumb and funny.
Speaker 2: I think until it was brought to your attention, you
Speaker 2: would do it. No, I did it on purpose. Kamila
Speaker 2: Cabeo's here. She called me senorita.
Speaker 1: First of all, No, I never would have said that.
Speaker 1: You're such a jerk.
Speaker 2: Hoping I can go to Havana with Kamila Cabeo soon.
Speaker 2: I always tried to, you know, hoping to look good
Speaker 2: for you. Selena Gomez.
Speaker 1: I always tried to kind of infuse a song title
Speaker 1: when I took a picture with an artist and made
Speaker 1: a caption. It was funny in a dad joke kind
Speaker 1: of way.
Speaker 2: Announce her voice. But don't. I can't. But it's so
Speaker 2: hard because I feel like it just comes through like
Speaker 2: your serial killers. What's funny is when you comment to
Speaker 2: serial killers PC, and I know it's you ninety nine
Speaker 2: percent of the time. If I'm getting any jab on Twitter,
Speaker 2: you ninety nine on that one, it's from you being like,
Speaker 2: damn Andy is sleeping again? Well, I mean you would
Speaker 2: not cany lazy No, that's that's oh man, if only
Speaker 2: the millennial had.
Speaker 1: A brain that comes from our account.
Speaker 2: I don't do that. You're the account.
Speaker 1: No, we have a web person that takes care of that,
Speaker 1: with a social media mastermind. Where are they? They're out
Speaker 1: there and where in the in the thing? What's the
Speaker 1: thing in the space? They're there in the space. So
Speaker 1: the space, there's a whole thing of it. I hate
Speaker 1: paper straw so much I wind up having to use
Speaker 1: did you see me gleak?
Speaker 2: I did.
Speaker 1: I wound up having to use like seven paper straws
Speaker 1: to the one plastic one. So how was that saving
Speaker 1: waste or the earth or a turtle?
Speaker 2: Because well, because yeah, the turtle would get lodged up
Speaker 2: there and then it would dissolve.
Speaker 1: A paper straw can get lodged in a turtle.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but then it dissolves. So it's paper.
Speaker 1: It doesn't just dissolve. It's still irritating, yeah, but it
Speaker 1: goes away. If you had a paper straw crammed up
Speaker 1: your nose and out the back of your mouth, it
Speaker 1: would be very irritating and it wouldn't just dissolve over time.
Speaker 2: It would solve way faster than six straw would. But
Speaker 2: you choke. I would choke with a plastic straw too.
Speaker 1: I understand that, so you might as well just use
Speaker 1: plastic if you get a choke on both.
Speaker 2: I don't think this is going the way you think
Speaker 2: it is.
Speaker 1: I don't care people are mad at me for using plastic.
Speaker 1: I like plastic straws.
Speaker 2: Disney changed everything to paper straws. But the problem is
Speaker 2: that some of there are drinks that I think are
Speaker 2: not conducive to paper straws, if I'm being honest.
Speaker 1: Hot drinks, yeah, because it just melts. First of all,
Speaker 1: who you don't drink a hot hot drink with a straw.
Speaker 1: You're not supposed to. Celebrities do, but they're dumb. Why
Speaker 1: because they don't want to get coffee on their teeth.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. No brush. If you get like any
Speaker 2: of your makeup done, you don't.
Speaker 1: Or then your makeup and lipstick goes on the straw and.
Speaker 2: You have to reapply yep, but they don't want it
Speaker 2: on the cup. That makes me gag by the way
Speaker 2: lipstick on cup.
Speaker 1: Yes, I will not share a cup with with a
Speaker 1: girl that wears lipstick. I know I'm married. I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Back in the day, Amy doesn't wear lipstick, and I
Speaker 1: love that about her. But like back in the day
Speaker 1: when I was dating, yeah, and a girl would like,
Speaker 1: take a sip of my drink, I'm be like, I'm done.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't. I wouldn't have it again. Well, we've gone
Speaker 2: through this. That's like one of your weird things. Whereas
Speaker 2: I don't think that's weird.
Speaker 1: I think there's I think I'm not the only person
Speaker 1: in the world that you don't share.
Speaker 2: Well, I don't never been to share well share well no, no,
Speaker 2: literally the popcorn bowl, you were like, don't put your
Speaker 2: hand in it.
Speaker 1: I tell you it's funny though. When I was a kid,
Speaker 1: if anybody even like touched my plate, I wouldn't eat
Speaker 1: it anymore. And you know, at the table, my dad
Speaker 1: would like, here, try this, and he give me his fork.
Speaker 1: I like no, or if he's tuck his fork in
Speaker 1: my food or if anybody for that matter, I wouldn't
Speaker 1: eat it anymore. But I've evolved, and now you know,
Speaker 1: I'll share stuff with my wife and kids. I'll drink
Speaker 1: out of their things and whatnot. But years ago I
Speaker 1: would I was not, Oh my god, no, never never.
Speaker 1: If you take a drink out of my cup up,
Speaker 1: it's yours.
Speaker 2: Did you just break it?
Speaker 1: I might have.
Speaker 2: Let's just wipe this down. Yeah, interesting, thank you for
Speaker 2: getting that wet. Yeah, that's the thing.
Speaker 1: Like, if you ever want something that I have, just
Speaker 1: take a drink of it and then you can have it.
Speaker 2: Well, it's like you told me a couple of months ago,
Speaker 2: if I wanted any like, if I wore your jacket,
Speaker 2: you won't take it back, even if I wash it.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't like to.
Speaker 1: But if it was a favorite jacket of mine and
Speaker 1: you really needed it, I probably wouldn't lend it to
Speaker 1: you if you you know, if I really liked it.
Speaker 2: What if I was really cold and I needed a jacket.
Speaker 2: You did that.
Speaker 1: You took my station jacket that time, and I was
Speaker 1: like the Nico and Vince jacket.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I wonder how they're doing. Who Nico and Vince.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, but I told you the way that
Speaker 1: one time that my mom accidentally put my bathing suit
Speaker 1: in my dad's drawer and he wore it. You can
Speaker 1: have it. I don't need your old man balls in
Speaker 1: my bathing suit. I don't care if it's washed. But
Speaker 1: then on the flip side, I'll stay at a hotel
Speaker 1: with no problem and sleep on those sheets. That's why
Speaker 1: it's a mental problem of mine. There's something mental in
Speaker 1: my head. I guess it all comes back to what
Speaker 1: I don't know or see can't hurt me. So I
Speaker 1: know that some big fat slob sat on the toilet
Speaker 1: before me in the hotel room. But okay, it doesn't
Speaker 1: bother me. But yet, if I go to my parents' house,
Speaker 1: I'll put toilet paper down on the seat because I
Speaker 1: know their asses were on it.
Speaker 2: Seriously mm hm.
Speaker 1: But it's very rare that I need to use a
Speaker 1: toilet at my parents' house for a two bagger just
Speaker 1: I only pee.
Speaker 2: What what's a two bagger? Whoop? Why do you call
Speaker 2: it that?
Speaker 1: I don't know, just came out that way. I don't
Speaker 1: like saying number two. That sounds dumb. Number two.
Speaker 2: You don't say that did you go number two? No,
Speaker 2: you say that the kids number two. So the saying
Speaker 2: two bagger is like your extreme way.
Speaker 1: I've never said that before in my life. I don't
Speaker 1: know where it came from, but that's just what came out.
Speaker 2: I feel like it's your nineties extreme version where they
Speaker 2: wouldn't even put the E in front of it. It
Speaker 2: would just be the big X. That's right. Extreme. Some
Speaker 2: parts of Disney that are still a little nineties fied,
Speaker 2: like nineties a fied.
Speaker 1: There's still Disney that's like sixties a fied, like the
Speaker 1: Hall of President's that's old.
Speaker 2: I went to that. I love it.
Speaker 1: I went to it too.
Speaker 2: It was great. The only problem I had was that
Speaker 2: people were clapping for some of the andivatronics of the presidents,
Speaker 2: and I was kind of just confused by that clapping.
Speaker 1: You mean, like idiots clap on a plane. You don't
Speaker 1: even get me started. I had that too.
Speaker 2: I don't get it. I don't either. I really don't
Speaker 2: get it. What do you apply it?
Speaker 1: First of all, the captain can't hear you no, And
Speaker 1: second of all, why right?
Speaker 2: It doesn't make sense.
Speaker 1: Like when a train pulls into Penn station. I don't
Speaker 1: clap right made it? Yeah, it's like you're supposed to
Speaker 1: make it right.
Speaker 2: And you clapping isn't. Like at no point was I
Speaker 2: thinking to myself, oh god, let me make sure they understand.
Speaker 1: I could totally see you rolling your eyes. I get
Speaker 1: I get angry too. But it's also the people that
Speaker 1: are like, have a safe flight, not.
Speaker 2: Up to me. Oh I say that all the time,
Speaker 2: not up to me, because I feel like I have
Speaker 2: a nice trip. Okay, yeah that's the better one. But
Speaker 2: enjoy your flight, Okay, when has a they're enjoyable? Yeah,
Speaker 2: I mean, I actually, do you enjoy being able to read?
Speaker 2: I read a lot on planes. That's when I get
Speaker 2: my best reading done. Really, yeah, when's the.
Speaker 1: Last time you did a two bagger on a plane? Ever?
Speaker 2: I don't think I did.
Speaker 1: I think I very vaguely remember having like raging diarrhea once.
Speaker 1: Once I would know I would hold it if it wasn't.
Speaker 2: I have no problems. Really. Yeah.
Speaker 1: What happens when like someone's waiting outside.
Speaker 2: I don't care. I do listen. That thing is loud,
Speaker 2: meaning like when you press the flush button, everybody knows.
Speaker 2: Nobody knows whether you did one or two, so it literally,
Speaker 2: like you can do whatever in that room, and then
Speaker 2: the minute you press that button, it all sounds the same.
Speaker 1: Doesn't matter that smell wafts out into the galley.
Speaker 2: Smell does not. I'll tell you why, because that thing
Speaker 2: gets sucked out into some place I don't know where.
Speaker 1: Oh no, but it's still going around you while it's
Speaker 1: coming out. No, and it's such a small space.
Speaker 2: Well, don't you flush like more than once? No?
Speaker 1: If you flush more than once, they know you pooped.
Speaker 2: Nobody cares.
Speaker 1: They care, I know, especially the people waiting outside the
Speaker 1: big line because there's only one bathroom in the front. Yeah,
Speaker 1: three people deep. You care too much. I don't care
Speaker 1: at all. I saw a girl come out of the
Speaker 1: bathroom one time wearing socks. I'm like, what are you doing?
Speaker 2: So for international flights they give you socks for like,
Speaker 2: so I will say hear me on this one. Like
Speaker 2: when I've flown to like New Zealand or Japan anywhere
Speaker 2: that does that. They usually sometimes give you a kit
Speaker 2: that you can put your socks on, and they're the
Speaker 2: sticky socks. And what I do is I take them,
Speaker 2: take my regular socks off and put those on, and
Speaker 2: then use those because I don't want to put my
Speaker 2: shoes back on if I have to go to the bathroom.
Speaker 2: That what I use, Like the grippy socks that they
Speaker 2: give you to go to the bathroom, and then I
Speaker 2: just throw the socks out at.
Speaker 1: The puddles of urine in there.
Speaker 2: There's no puddles of urine. Yes there is. People can't.
Speaker 1: Yes, you're standing there holding your hand onto the thing
Speaker 1: because you get and all of a sudden it's turbulent and.
Speaker 2: You piss all over the wall. What are you talking about?
Speaker 2: There's p everywhere. I do not want to know what
Speaker 2: you do on flights. I don't want to know because
Speaker 2: I feel like if there was a camera on you
Speaker 2: and I could hear like your internal thoughts, it would
Speaker 2: be like, I have to go to the bathroom. Oh
Speaker 2: my god, I'm gonna spray pee everywhere. Well, first of all,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna ask for a snack. Oh god, everyone's gonna
Speaker 2: think I'm a fatty. Oh my what I want to
Speaker 2: put my arm rest up? Oh, I don't know if
Speaker 2: I'm gonna disrupt this other person's Like.
Speaker 1: I am incredibly considerate on a plane. I only get
Speaker 1: aisle seats.
Speaker 2: He tells me, you look like a robot, like you
Speaker 2: just yes in the middle.
Speaker 1: Yes, because I don't want to take someone's arm wrest,
Speaker 1: We've been through this. But I'll only get an aisle
Speaker 1: seat because I don't want to disturb somebody having to
Speaker 1: go to the bathroom. That is the worst thing. There's
Speaker 1: a big some shlub sitting in the aisle and you're
Speaker 1: in the middle, like crunch like this and like and
Speaker 1: he's sleeping like cold.
Speaker 2: I just.
Speaker 1: And they get so angry, and I don't like waking
Speaker 1: people up. I think that's rude, you know.
Speaker 2: I mean, at the end of the day, that's where
Speaker 2: I'm just kind of like, if I need to go,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go.
Speaker 1: Well, I specifically will get an aisle seat because I
Speaker 1: know I'm gonna get up at least twice to pee,
Speaker 1: because that's that's my thing.
Speaker 2: I like window seats because I like being able to
Speaker 2: like burrow myself into the window.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess. But I would only get the window
Speaker 1: seat if I was with my family, Like in this
Speaker 1: last flight coming home, we were separated, like my daughter
Speaker 1: was in front of us, and I felt bad, but
Speaker 1: you know whatever. And then, of course, first of all,
Speaker 1: can I just tell you, Miami International Airport is the
Speaker 1: biggest dump I've ever been in in my entire life.
Speaker 1: I mean LaGuardia was worse, but they've redone.
Speaker 2: LaGuardia. Miami is stuck in the early eighties.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like we were walking down this like plain white, gross,
Speaker 1: dirty hallway and Astley's like, why isn't there music or something?
Speaker 1: This place is so gross? Like I picture like I
Speaker 1: love Lucy in like the fifties and sixties, there should
Speaker 1: be like salt, some music playing and like birds painted
Speaker 1: on the wall and flamingos.
Speaker 2: In what airline did you fly? Je? Okay, so they
Speaker 2: are redoing a lot of the terminals. I just see that,
Speaker 2: like American or Delta. I believe though, like that one
Speaker 2: beautiful because every time I would fly to school beutiful. Yes,
Speaker 2: because I'm telling you there's because it's a it's a
Speaker 2: hub for one of the big airlines now for Jet Blue, Foradad.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you that. Yeah. But no, there's really nice
Speaker 2: parts of it that are brand new, clean, modern, really nice.
Speaker 2: I think they're fixing up the other part.
Speaker 1: We went to two different ones because we had to
Speaker 1: find a restaurant. The only restaurant that they have that
Speaker 1: you can sit down and eat in is Fridays, which
Speaker 1: was in Terminal D. So we had to get back
Speaker 1: on that dumb tram and go all the way over
Speaker 1: there to Fridays and we had to wait forty five
Speaker 1: minutes for Fridays.
Speaker 2: What kind of crap is that? What I'm trying to
Speaker 2: think of what airline it was?
Speaker 1: It wasn't American had a ton of planes, so it's
Speaker 1: probably there.
Speaker 2: Yes, And you know, because we did a sorry interesting
Speaker 2: when we'd done like a like a flyaway years ago,
Speaker 2: never went to Miami though we did.
Speaker 1: We flew to Fort Lauderdale.
Speaker 2: False, we flew out of Miami once because there was
Speaker 2: at one point we were all running to get on
Speaker 2: this plane and we were in like the brand new
Speaker 2: section and the terminal is huge.
Speaker 1: That's when we were on Continental.
Speaker 2: No, what do you mean? No, it wasn't a Continental
Speaker 2: one flight. It wasn't a Continental flight. What do you
Speaker 2: mean the merger happened years prior? Really? Yeah, I still
Speaker 2: have a Continental tag on my bag. I'm my first
Speaker 2: debit card was a Continental one.
Speaker 1: Really.
Speaker 2: Yep?
Speaker 1: Did you know that Eastern Airlines is back? What's Eastern
Speaker 1: because when we were in Miami Airport, there was a
Speaker 1: pilot who had no idea what he was doing.
Speaker 2: By the way, he's like here, think it's better to
Speaker 2: go this why he was tied.
Speaker 1: Was all loose garbage. And then there were two flight
Speaker 1: attendants that came and gave him a big hug, and
Speaker 1: they were where Eastern Airline wings. So I went and
Speaker 1: did research and apparently they started back up a couple
Speaker 1: of years ago. It's only by name though it has
Speaker 1: nothing to do with the original Eastern Airlines, but they
Speaker 1: this company bought the rights to whatever. So there's a
Speaker 1: couple of planes and they fly to like South America
Speaker 1: or whatever, but they fly out of JFK and apparently
Speaker 1: Miami now as well.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was really strange.
Speaker 1: But when the flight was delayed, like out of control,
Speaker 1: I was so angry, Like we got there at nine
Speaker 1: forty five in the morning for a three thirty flight
Speaker 1: and it's not by choice, it because they kick you
Speaker 1: off the ship and you have to go. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: we didn't have enough time to do it an excursion
Speaker 1: because it says if your flight is you know, before
Speaker 1: three thirty or whatever it is, that you can't do
Speaker 1: one because there won't be enough time. We were gonna
Speaker 1: go to the Everglades and go on an airboat in
Speaker 1: the whole nine yards, which would have been a lot
Speaker 1: of fun. And of course then they delayed the flight
Speaker 1: so it wasn't gonna leave until four forty or something
Speaker 1: like that. And so we finally get on the plane
Speaker 1: at like four whatever it is, and we're sitting there
Speaker 1: for like fifteen minutes. The pilot comes on.
Speaker 2: And he says, uh, hello, folks. Not really sure. The
Speaker 2: guy they came to fuel the plane has ever fueled
Speaker 2: a plane before, so it seems like it's his first time.
Speaker 2: Not really happy with him, So we're gonna call someone
Speaker 2: else to do it. We'll let you know for later.
Speaker 1: Yeah, forty five minutes later, I guess they found someone
Speaker 1: that knew how to fuel a plane. And we were
Speaker 1: so late it was we didn't get home. It's like
Speaker 1: nine thirty.
Speaker 2: Miserable. What a waste a day.
Speaker 1: And what I didn't realize is we probably could have
Speaker 1: checked our bags and then just gotten an uber and
Speaker 1: gone to a restaurant or somewhere, because I realized that
Speaker 1: the Houston's was like ten minutes away in Carl Gables,
Speaker 1: what a damn waste of time.
Speaker 2: Carl Gables had some good places.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we could have gone on the outside mall there
Speaker 1: and everything. It had a great day. We wasted the
Speaker 1: entire day at this filthy dump of an airport.
Speaker 2: Could have gone to the yard House. It was just
Speaker 2: awful of yard House. Friday's had a smoking area. What
Speaker 2: is that? Like? What year is this? Right right across
Speaker 2: the way?
Speaker 1: They said smoking lounge and it had the Friday's logo
Speaker 1: and everything, a big sign on the thing. Apparently it
Speaker 1: was like an outdoor area, but it was. It was
Speaker 1: a bar and tables and people were smoking and it
Speaker 1: was outside somehow.
Speaker 2: I cannot tell you the last time I went to
Speaker 2: a TGI.
Speaker 1: Fridays mean neither. Well, I can last week, but before that,
Speaker 1: I can't tell you.
Speaker 2: It's always like a last stop I feel. Yeah it is.
Speaker 2: Chili's is oh my favorite.
Speaker 1: I think we're out of broccoli. How do you run
Speaker 1: out of broccoli?
Speaker 2: Right? Yeah, it's not frozen anyway. All right, So we
Speaker 2: got the fried string beans. Those are good. I really
Speaker 2: want to go to the Chili's now. Oh my god,
Speaker 2: I would love a fajeta plate.
Speaker 1: I love chili or caeso. Oh, you know what, we'll
Speaker 1: talk more about Chili's right after this surprise.
Speaker 2: And we're back. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Are we making up for something we didn't do?
Speaker 2: No, I've just I read that if your podcast is
Speaker 2: between twenty and forty five minutes, which usually this runs,
Speaker 2: you should have two mid rolls.
Speaker 1: This one goes more than forty five.
Speaker 2: So we'll see you right now. No, no, anyway, Chilies,
Speaker 2: I want to go to one. Can we go to
Speaker 2: one today? No? You're busy?
Speaker 1: Where's oh?
Speaker 2: Is that one still in Jersey City? Over there?
Speaker 1: We used to go to that one a lot by
Speaker 1: the train tracks.
Speaker 2: You're not getting started on it closed right, closed? Really
Speaker 2: freaking love that Chilies. That was a pretty decent chilies
Speaker 2: you get when you go to Chili's. Caso baby back,
Speaker 2: baby back, baby back. No Caso. By the way, I
Speaker 2: wouldn't go to Chili's for ribs just because of the commercials.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't go there. Yeah. No, it's just not something
Speaker 2: a rib place I want, Kso not a caso guy.
Speaker 2: Have you had theirs? I don't. It is legit just
Speaker 2: cheesy beef.
Speaker 1: I have to say something. This is one of those
Speaker 1: things where I'm like I don't like that, but I've
Speaker 1: really never had it.
Speaker 2: I'm telling you you would love this. Most caeso is
Speaker 2: apparently pretty good. Caso is one of I will go
Speaker 2: on record, you know the caso just means cheese top record, Like,
Speaker 2: that's one of my favorites. Do your teeth just hit
Speaker 2: the mic?
Speaker 1: No my nose? Oh my god? Who else uses this?
Speaker 2: Only you? But yeah, it's the best. And they put
Speaker 2: like meat in there, and it's cholesterol, bro cholesterol.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, you just had a whole week at sea. Well,
Speaker 1: I fell off the wagon last week. I have to
Speaker 1: go to the cardiologists on Friday, so I'm gonna tell
Speaker 1: them I've been really good since I got my blood
Speaker 1: test back. I did have some bad stuff last week
Speaker 1: because when you go on vacation you just do. But
Speaker 1: now I'm back, no fried things.
Speaker 2: What if what if he's like, yeah, you're fine. Oh
Speaker 2: we mix up the reports with someone else.
Speaker 1: No, he won't be like you're fine. I saw, I
Speaker 1: saw the test results. They were all red please except
Speaker 1: the good LDL. I don't even know what that stands for.
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, letal uh no, there's good cholesterol and
Speaker 1: bad clusterol. And I guess my good clusterol was Okay,
Speaker 1: isn't it gross?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Anyway, So with Chili's I always I make them angry.
Speaker 1: Chicken crisps, Oh my god, those things are so good.
Speaker 1: Trying not to get fried stuff there, but they they
Speaker 1: have chicken ranchero tacos, and I make them angry because
Speaker 1: I don't want all that sauce. I don't want all
Speaker 1: that stuff I like, So I just get chicken tacos, lettuce, tomato, cheese,
Speaker 1: sour cream, and that's it. I completely changed it. I
Speaker 1: completely changed what's on the menu.
Speaker 2: So what you're just getting is just a chicken taco. Correct.
Speaker 2: But then I went to the we went to Jersey City.
Speaker 2: When you dropped me off, Scotty was like, I want
Speaker 2: a burrito, and he's like, okay, I'll buy you a burrito.
Speaker 2: Well you offered, yes, okay, you drove me home, so
Speaker 2: I'll buy you a food.
Speaker 1: I would have that again today.
Speaker 2: Let me tell you something that case Adia that was good.
Speaker 1: But I must say that it completely stained my shirt
Speaker 1: because I tried to eat it while I was driving.
Speaker 1: It's not a very neat burrito. You go to Taco
Speaker 1: bellt that burrito's neat. You can eat it, no problem.
Speaker 1: When you go to a real Mexican place, that thing's
Speaker 1: a mess. Well that's a Mexican place. It's a mess.
Speaker 2: Wow. That was terrible. Sorry, that was Oh come on now,
Speaker 2: that was terrible. Okay. Anyway, Yeah, Scott sends me in
Speaker 2: with his order and he goes, I want a burrito,
Speaker 2: just a chicken burrito. So I look it up. It
Speaker 2: says chicken burrito has all these things in it. There's Scott.
Speaker 2: Tell the person I don't want this. Tell the person
Speaker 2: I don't want that.
Speaker 1: No, I said what I did want.
Speaker 2: The man was so confused by everything because think about it.
Speaker 2: Do you want onions? Do you want peppers? Do you
Speaker 2: want this? Do you want that? No? I don't want this,
Speaker 2: but you can add that, you could put this in it. Basically,
Speaker 2: you just want a bland burrito.
Speaker 1: I like a burrito. I like chicken, rice, beans, lettuce, tomatoes, cheese,
Speaker 1: sour cream. That's what I like.
Speaker 2: You just want to wrap that's not bland at all.
Speaker 2: You want a chicken rap.
Speaker 1: No, chicken rap doesn't have beans and rice in it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like the beans and rice, but yours is probably
Speaker 2: like I want plain rice.
Speaker 1: Well, what am I missing? I don't what am I missing?
Speaker 2: You did not get beans in this one? I don't remember.
Speaker 1: Yes I did, because I remember you called me and
Speaker 1: you said, wait, just lettuce, tomato, cheese, and sour cream.
Speaker 1: You don't want rice and beans. I was like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: I do well, because I forget I was thinking taco
Speaker 1: m you know whatever, man, I mean.
Speaker 2: It's different. I can't really talk because, like, if I
Speaker 2: make tacos for myself, do you know what my tacos are?
Speaker 2: Literally the shredded and meet with your take a seasoning
Speaker 2: and cheese. That's all. I like, all right, Cooper, I
Speaker 2: think it's delicious.
Speaker 1: She only eats chicken and lettuce and cheese and then
Speaker 1: really only eats the cheese at the end of the
Speaker 1: day and the shell.
Speaker 2: If it's a Dorito Loco, I don't. I've never had
Speaker 2: a Dorito's Locos taco. It's good. I just don't see
Speaker 2: it tasting. I'm just confused. It's just a big giant
Speaker 2: nacho cheese with stuff in it, like maybe cool ranch.
Speaker 2: Do they have a cool ranch shell? They do not.
Speaker 2: The lemone ones are delicious. Nope, that's a no. They're not.
Speaker 1: The chips with the hint of lime. I don't like
Speaker 1: it because it's a very fake lime flake.
Speaker 2: Hint of lime chips always and they make a spicy one.
Speaker 1: Do you think Amy would like that ring? Yeah, our
Speaker 1: anniversary is coming up. You should get her one. I
Speaker 1: get a referral bonus. Just kidding. I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't know if.
Speaker 1: She'd wear it, though, because where where would girls wear
Speaker 1: that ring? If they're married?
Speaker 2: This finger but where that's where you wear your wedding
Speaker 2: she can stack them. I don't think she'd want that.
Speaker 2: I think she would love what the ring does, but
Speaker 2: I don't think that she'd want to wear it. You
Speaker 2: won't know.
Speaker 1: Doesn't it tell you when you snore at night?
Speaker 2: Too? Yeah? Look, we could check my sleep before.
Speaker 1: I don't want to see all that.
Speaker 2: How did I sleep last night?
Speaker 1: What are all the things it does?
Speaker 2: I can tell you right now.
Speaker 1: So it's basically like an Apple watch, but it does
Speaker 1: a lot more.
Speaker 2: So this is my heart rate? Hm.
Speaker 1: So I think that's all crap. I think I just
Speaker 1: did guess. Okay, Well, people believe anything technology tells them.
Speaker 2: All right? Yeah, here we go Trotty's rants.
Speaker 1: It's true.
Speaker 2: I don't believe technology the robots are coming for you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think I really snored that many times.
Speaker 2: I would actually believe that. So right now it says
Speaker 2: I have an eighty one score in my readiness because
Speaker 2: of how I slept. I didn't really sleep. Well.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I only got a good score. Pull up your
Speaker 1: current heart rate. I'll rile you up and I'm going
Speaker 1: to see if it goes higher.
Speaker 2: It does because right before a vacation I had a
Speaker 2: bad incident and my heart rate literally went from like, oh,
Speaker 2: relax because I usually it's good. Sam's Boy my friend
Speaker 2: William Yea actually looked at it because he's into all
Speaker 2: the fitness things and was like, oh tracking this. He goes, oh, yeah,
Speaker 2: your heart rate's in a good position. Usually I'm in
Speaker 2: between fifty five and sixty five. It's great that I
Speaker 2: could see the hour that it went up and it
Speaker 2: went all the way up to one hundred, and it
Speaker 2: was really bad.
Speaker 1: Can we talk about doing what you did without being specific,
Speaker 1: because everybody's done that.
Speaker 2: Maybe another time, Okay, but I got a seventy seven
Speaker 2: score a night of deep sleep. I got a nice
Speaker 2: amount of it.
Speaker 1: Still doesn't know that you slept deep just because you
Speaker 1: didn't move.
Speaker 2: Your ring doesn't know yet does it could tell by
Speaker 2: your heart rate.
Speaker 1: It doesn't, so it knows that you're sleeping deep because
Speaker 1: your heart rate is lower.
Speaker 2: So I deep sleep. I got an hour and fifty
Speaker 2: one minutes of light sleep. I got three hours twenty
Speaker 2: four minutes of I was up twice. It even shows
Speaker 2: you when you're up.
Speaker 1: You millennials will believe anything your phone tells.
Speaker 2: You, says the people that are what jen X and
Speaker 2: boomers and believe in everything on Facebook. This meme told
Speaker 2: me that the global conspiracy is conspiring to kill me.
Speaker 1: Chure like that actually made no sense. But no, I
Speaker 1: don't believe what Facebook tells me.
Speaker 2: You don't, but your generation does.
Speaker 1: That's not true.
Speaker 2: At least I'm wearing something for my health. You guys
Speaker 2: are sharing and liking things that are crazy, stupid people.
Speaker 1: If from my generation do, well, there's a lot more
Speaker 1: than an you think. Well, no, I know, there's plenty,
Speaker 1: trust me. This iced tea is good, yeah, but you're
Speaker 1: drinking it from the lid.
Speaker 2: So another one of your things.
Speaker 1: Somebody put their dirty ball hands on your lid when
Speaker 1: they pushed it on like this, and it went over
Speaker 1: your mouth. Hole. See they put it on like that,
Speaker 1: right after they wipe their butts. Wear cand ever like dirty.
Speaker 1: My hand's dirty. But I don't serve food with it.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, are you gonna have a barbecue this summer?
Speaker 1: You want to come?
Speaker 2: Yeah? You should.
Speaker 1: What are you setting me up for?
Speaker 2: I'll bring over pasta salad.
Speaker 1: No hot pasta salad in the sun.
Speaker 2: I would plan on it. Gross. Yeah, I would leave
Speaker 2: it right out there, bacon in the sun with mayo
Speaker 2: in it. But I can't say but because I would
Speaker 2: eat it.
Speaker 1: But what would you put in a pasta salade? I
Speaker 1: don't like Again, I don't think that I like pasta salad. However,
Speaker 1: I do like macaroni salad. That technically is pasta salad,
Speaker 1: is it not?
Speaker 2: Again for spitting on me, Sorry, it's pasta pasta SeaWorld, SeaWorld.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's splash Shamoo. Splash New Chamoo is still alive.
Speaker 1: One of them must be. There have been so many shamoos,
Speaker 1: haven't there. I don't know they like shamoo too.
Speaker 2: They all got shut down from the blackfish. They must
Speaker 2: live somewhere, all right, Okay, okay, I'd put like celery first.
Speaker 1: Of all kind of curly, like corkscrew or something.
Speaker 2: Basically, I'm just gonna go to the Italian deli down
Speaker 2: the street and just buy theirs, just bring it to
Speaker 2: your house, because that's what we do in the summer,
Speaker 2: and it tastes pretty good. But I have to be
Speaker 2: in the right mood for it, because sometimes here's the thing.
Speaker 2: This also happens with like cream cheese or other things
Speaker 2: I don't like a lot of something.
Speaker 1: Can I tell you something what bagel stores. You may
Speaker 1: not have this anyplace other than New York and New Jersey,
Speaker 1: but a bagel store, you will ask for a bagel, Yes,
Speaker 1: can I have an egg bagel with cream cheese?
Speaker 2: Please?
Speaker 1: And you will open said egg bagel and there will
Speaker 1: literally be a pound of cream cheese on it. No
Speaker 1: human being can eat as much cream cheese as they
Speaker 1: give you when you order a bagel at a New
Speaker 1: York bagel store.
Speaker 2: Yeah. None.
Speaker 1: You got a bagel boss on Long Island, there is
Speaker 1: this thick and it's cream cheese galore.
Speaker 2: And this is what I was gonna say, is because
Speaker 2: sometimes you get me bealeys that have the strawberry cream cheese, which,
Speaker 2: by the way, is not a weird combination. Well, I
Speaker 2: just want to put down out into the world. It is.
Speaker 2: The alleys are delicious. They're like onion, right.
Speaker 1: There is a pocket of onion in the middle.
Speaker 2: It's delicious and I do strawberry cream cheese on it.
Speaker 2: So it's like you get onion and cream cheese and
Speaker 2: like strawberry. It sounds weird, but it's delicious to me.
Speaker 2: It's butter. But it's too explain that. Well, that's what
Speaker 2: everyone else is saying, Well, don't live here. Well we
Speaker 2: explained it prior not really. So the pocket of onion
Speaker 2: on like the English muffinside, not muffin.
Speaker 1: It's bigger than it's bigger than that. It's round like
Speaker 1: a bagel, but it doesn't have a hole in it. It
Speaker 1: has a hole in the top part, but the bottom
Speaker 1: part is like pink and has onion.
Speaker 2: Crap on it. Well, it's delicious. It is with butter. Yeah,
Speaker 2: well or strawberry cream cheese. Whatever floats your boat. But
Speaker 2: it's so good. But the problem is every time you
Speaker 2: order from there, I feel like I wipe off at
Speaker 2: least half of.
Speaker 1: The cream cheese. Yeah, so you know what you should do?
Speaker 2: Save it?
Speaker 1: No, but what you should do is you should buy
Speaker 1: another one plane just say hey, can you cut that
Speaker 1: in half please? And then you can use the cream
Speaker 1: cheese from one of them to put on the other.
Speaker 1: And it's still too much for two.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they waste so much infinite be alleys.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and do you remember when the big cream cheese
Speaker 1: shortage apparently not at bagel stores? Yeah, they they charged more,
Speaker 1: but they gave you the same amount. Load it up.
Speaker 2: This is a scam. Something's going on. Let's look into this.
Speaker 2: Let's do a sick part investigative series. Well, we'll interview
Speaker 2: tele owners. Why do you put so much on? Hey,
Speaker 2: why are you talking to me? I told you I
Speaker 2: used to work at a bagel store. That was That
Speaker 2: was my last job before I moved to Cedar Rapids. Wow,
Speaker 2: I worked at bagel Mania. So you mentioned Iowa twice
Speaker 2: this episode.
Speaker 1: Well, it was relevant to the story both times.
Speaker 2: I feel like we've also been away from each other,
Speaker 2: so you've probably been holding them up.
Speaker 1: Holy Helen a hand basket. I did not tell you this,
Speaker 1: and it is related to that. So, while when we
Speaker 1: were in Miami waiting to board the cruise ship, we
Speaker 1: were at a hotel we stayed the night and the
Speaker 1: floor that we came with came with that, the Breakfast
Speaker 1: Continental breakfast room, you know. So we went in there
Speaker 1: and the room was full. So we were sitting on
Speaker 1: like the edge of a table, on like these two
Speaker 1: little end tables, and so while the girls were getting
Speaker 1: their stuff, there was a guy sitting there like, do
Speaker 1: you mind if if we sit over here? And he's
Speaker 1: like no, no, no, it's fine. So we sat down. His
Speaker 1: wife was getting her bagel or whatever she was getting,
Speaker 1: and uh, he's like going on a cruise. I'm like yeah,
Speaker 1: He's like, which one? And this is that? And he's
Speaker 1: he was going on some cruise with like some bad
Speaker 1: like not Journey, but some old band like that. There
Speaker 1: was like a seventies rock cruise and I forget what
Speaker 1: even what bant Toto or something was on this cruise.
Speaker 2: Something I forgot. It's one of my favorite songs of
Speaker 2: all time.
Speaker 1: It wasn't them, but it was something like that. I'm like, wow,
Speaker 1: those guys are still alive.
Speaker 2: He's like yeah.
Speaker 1: So anyway, we came to talking and you know, where
Speaker 1: you're from from Long Island? Where are you guys from?
Speaker 1: I'm from northeast Iowa. I said, really, He's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: you know Waterloo, Cedar Rapids. I'm like, shut up, I
Speaker 1: used to live in Cedar Rapids. Do you live near
Speaker 1: the Westdale Mall? And we had a lot of we
Speaker 1: were able to talk about things, and I was like,
Speaker 1: I used to work for Apac Teleservices. He's like, oh, huge,
Speaker 1: they're not there anymore. But like we were talking, it
Speaker 1: was na, I don't know, oh great, yep, don't know
Speaker 1: what his name was.
Speaker 2: He told me.
Speaker 1: But I forgot.
Speaker 2: You were so happy you texted me and other Scott
Speaker 2: I did. That's right. I told me I spent someone
Speaker 2: from and Scott actually had a really good comeback. I did.
Speaker 2: The conversation lasted as long as it's text corn okay,
Speaker 2: thick air.
Speaker 1: The fact that I forgot that I texted you that
Speaker 1: I totally forgot. But it was cool because just happen
Speaker 1: to run into a guy from Cedar Rapids.
Speaker 2: Well, can I say one thing?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: These So I went to a party over the weekend
Speaker 2: and Sam said to me, I said, I don't really
Speaker 2: want to go to the party by myself. Are you
Speaker 2: going to be there? She's like, you're such a good
Speaker 2: person when it comes to like meeting other people. I
Speaker 2: do not see myself as that person at all. I
Speaker 2: do not think I'm a person that you throw into
Speaker 2: a social situation and I'm immediately just going to be.
Speaker 1: Like, Hi, you just stand on the corner, but you're
Speaker 1: so personable.
Speaker 2: I don't think I am. I do. I don't.
Speaker 1: Maybe you don't, maybe not when you're meeting new people again.
Speaker 2: But even when I meet new people like I get
Speaker 2: it like I'll say hi, and I'll make like small talk.
Speaker 2: But it to me, I have an expiration like counter
Speaker 2: in my head if the conversation is not going well,
Speaker 2: and then it's like pull back.
Speaker 1: Well, my problem is if is if I start talking
Speaker 1: to somebody like this guy, I forget things.
Speaker 2: I'm terrible with names, the worst, so bad.
Speaker 1: I'm the worst.
Speaker 2: We need to get better at that. They say.
Speaker 1: The way that you're supposed to do that is when
Speaker 1: they tell you the name, you repeat it back.
Speaker 2: Oh Hi John, listen. I've tried several times. I guess
Speaker 2: you can't remember it the minute they say their name.
Speaker 2: I know, Hi, John, and then I'm supposed to repeat
Speaker 2: it Peter, No, nope, John, Yeah, I'm I'm the worst.
Speaker 2: But I could go to a bar by myself, I
Speaker 2: don't care, but I would probably not initiate a conversation
Speaker 2: with somebody else. Like if there was a dude sitting
Speaker 2: next to me at the bar, I don't think i'd
Speaker 2: say hey, man, so you know, I would know. I'm
Speaker 2: not that person. I know my limits. I'd rather like
Speaker 2: be on my phone. Of course, in a book. That's
Speaker 2: the problem. Like I could go out to dinner alone
Speaker 2: if I had to, no problem. But now your face
Speaker 2: is just buried on your phone. Otherwise you feel like
Speaker 2: an idiot, you know, although you are you just sitting
Speaker 2: there looking around otherwise like you have to be doing something.
Speaker 2: And now, well, I mean you're not going to Red
Speaker 2: Lobster and reading a book by yourself. Well, I'm not
Speaker 2: going to Red Lobster. First.
Speaker 1: I've been to Red Lobster a solo before.
Speaker 2: Okay, usually, Like I've been to restaurants where I'm either
Speaker 2: waiting for somebody I'm early, or pretending you're ready for somebody.
Speaker 1: No oh, they didn't show.
Speaker 2: I don't mind. I really don't mind eating by myself
Speaker 2: and anything. It's great. Do you get a table for
Speaker 2: two and be like duh? It blew me off. No. No.
Speaker 2: When I went to Nashville a couple of months ago,
Speaker 2: because Josh was working, I would just go out during
Speaker 2: the day and do my own thing. I had great
Speaker 2: barbecue by myself. I went and got chicken by myself.
Speaker 1: I had that little accent thing when you say myself.
Speaker 2: Because it was Nashville. H See.
Speaker 1: There are certain restaurants where I think it's it's more
Speaker 1: normal to be eating alone. Like I go to a
Speaker 1: waffle house, no problem, sit down, yep, Scattered's mother covered everything,
Speaker 1: and you don't feel like a jerk sitting there by yourself,
Speaker 1: because I feel like that's the kind of restaurant where
Speaker 1: people would go by themselves. And I don't know why,
Speaker 1: but that or a diner at a counter or something
Speaker 1: like that, no big deal. But you're not going to
Speaker 1: go to I don't know, Houston's and like by yourself
Speaker 1: and walk in there like a nice er restaurant.
Speaker 2: I mean, honestly, it's your only option because half the
Speaker 2: times when we do like events places, there's days where
Speaker 2: it's like someone's working or someone's doing this. So I
Speaker 2: mean you go to, well, that's a Denny's.
Speaker 1: Denny's, yeah, and she doesn't work there anymore that kind
Speaker 1: hostess Laura for years her name I remember.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean you've seen her for how many years?
Speaker 1: Every year for ten or eleven? Yep, more nine because
Speaker 1: we did miss that one. Yeah, and then the one
Speaker 1: time I didn't go because it was a huge line,
Speaker 1: I was like, screw this and I didn't go.
Speaker 2: It's too bad.
Speaker 1: So anyway, well, I feel like that was a fun
Speaker 1: episode of nothing all over the place.
Speaker 2: It was just nothing. You know. We talked about things, and.
Speaker 1: There were some things I wanted to mention, but I've forgotten.
Speaker 1: I didn't write them down because you know me, I
Speaker 1: didn't take my privileging today, so I forgot everything that
Speaker 1: I wanted to say.
Speaker 2: Well, sorry to hear that, but you know that's why
Speaker 2: we do it every week, so.
Speaker 1: I guess yeah, but you know, sometimes it won't make
Speaker 1: sense anymore. Like if it was something related to the
Speaker 1: trip that I wanted to talk about and I forgot
Speaker 1: the next week.
Speaker 2: It would just be like weird out of place.
Speaker 1: What do we happen for lunch?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't like to go home too late because then
Speaker 1: there's traffic. What time is it's it's after noon, afternoon, yeah,
Speaker 1: so I'm not even sure that I want to drive
Speaker 1: you home? Is that okay?
Speaker 2: Well I'm driving? No? Why because I stayed to do this?
Speaker 1: Well, this is your job. Is it not like I
Speaker 1: have to drive through the tunnel and then come back
Speaker 1: through the tunnel.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: No, I don't want to see. I don't want to
Speaker 1: go to your house and then come back to write
Speaker 1: where I am now to pass it again, I have
Speaker 1: been bamboozled. Then, no, those are jellybeans.
Speaker 2: No, you told me stay stay till living I'll be done,
Speaker 2: and then I did my end of the deal. I
Speaker 2: could have gotten a ride home. It's scary.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'll drive you home, but you still have to
Speaker 1: take me to New Jersey tomorrow.
Speaker 2: No problem with the garage. Are you excited to be
Speaker 2: in my car? No?
Speaker 1: Why because other asses were in that seat and I
Speaker 1: have to put down a toilet paper shield.
Speaker 2: Okay, Please don't bring a toilet paper shield into my car.
Speaker 2: A toilet seat cover is what I meant. Please do not.
Speaker 2: You're insane.
Speaker 1: Sometimes I am Andrew, sometimes I am.
Speaker 2: Until next time. That's hope you've enjoyed. They have two
Speaker 2: minutes you got to get home.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's just although a few minutes of that were commercials.
Speaker 1: Since you, you know, so rudely added it's me.
Speaker 2: It's me again, folks, I'm so sorry that's this morning.
Speaker 2: You're like direct all comments to at Andrew pugg Hey
Speaker 2: all your hate comments, or just respond to Scotti's snarky tweet.
Speaker 2: That's gonna be about me adding an extra commercial in.
Speaker 1: You know, we should just sneak at an extra break.
Speaker 2: They'll never said that. They'll never know, never said that part.
Speaker 2: Oh you would know if there's a commercial in there.
Speaker 2: It goes from our voices to all of a sudden
Speaker 2: looking for a college plan. But they may forgot, they
Speaker 2: may forget have forgotten that there was already one break.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna make you one of these quail eggs next week. Okay, done?
Speaker 1: We should have Greg t come in to do it.
Speaker 1: We got to make sure allergic to anything. If you
Speaker 1: didn't hear Greg to eat anything. Please listen to uh.
Speaker 1: This week's serial Killers a good one.
Speaker 2: And it was long too, so you kill some time
Speaker 2: exactly well until next week.
Speaker 1: Oh, I gotta look at the bowl.
Speaker 2: Please not until next week?
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh, today's Wednesday?
Speaker 2: Yeah, unless we add a bonus this Friday. I don't
Speaker 2: think we can all right, well until next week. Say clink, Andrew,
Speaker 2: clink you done. I think so cool.
Speaker 1: Don't stop it yet. Why we have to do that
Speaker 1: thing at the end where we like to say things
Speaker 1: things okay,