1 00:00:01,560 --> 00:00:05,080 Speaker 1: My Hello, they're my little cum buckets. Thank you for 2 00:00:05,200 --> 00:00:10,600 Speaker 1: joining me, your of course perfect and haunting stepmother for 3 00:00:10,720 --> 00:00:15,160 Speaker 1: episode three of the husband Hunt, where me your cannot 4 00:00:15,240 --> 00:00:19,759 Speaker 1: do no wrong, absolutely iconic Queen of a step mom 5 00:00:19,880 --> 00:00:23,560 Speaker 1: breaks down a step by step guide to securing the 6 00:00:23,680 --> 00:00:27,320 Speaker 1: husband a k a. The life of your dreams or 7 00:00:27,440 --> 00:00:30,360 Speaker 1: many lives and many husbands if you play your cards 8 00:00:30,480 --> 00:00:33,840 Speaker 1: right now. I hope you all remember that you were 9 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:37,800 Speaker 1: merely a little piece of sperms swimming in your daddy's 10 00:00:37,840 --> 00:00:41,479 Speaker 1: scrotum sack, and then you did come to be And 11 00:00:41,520 --> 00:00:44,840 Speaker 1: now I have to guide you down the hell road 12 00:00:44,920 --> 00:00:48,280 Speaker 1: that we call life. So I hope you are paying 13 00:00:48,280 --> 00:00:54,040 Speaker 1: attention now. As we went over in episode two pursuing, 14 00:00:54,480 --> 00:00:57,800 Speaker 1: I hope you all have done a successful pursuit and 15 00:00:57,920 --> 00:01:02,440 Speaker 1: finally found your prey to you capture. In episode three, 16 00:01:02,680 --> 00:01:08,240 Speaker 1: we will be going over capture now, has I always 17 00:01:08,319 --> 00:01:10,200 Speaker 1: do for those of you that seem to have a 18 00:01:10,240 --> 00:01:14,920 Speaker 1: little numb nuts of heads. In pursuit, we went over 19 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:22,399 Speaker 1: smelling gorgeous, being rich, making sure that you're not too opinionated, 20 00:01:23,240 --> 00:01:26,199 Speaker 1: being the person he wants you to be by making 21 00:01:26,240 --> 00:01:31,320 Speaker 1: you simply irresistible, always being ready to go on any 22 00:01:31,360 --> 00:01:34,640 Speaker 1: trip at a moment's notice, and always having a good 23 00:01:34,680 --> 00:01:38,119 Speaker 1: time on your date, learning them to you and never 24 00:01:38,160 --> 00:01:42,240 Speaker 1: scaring them off, and of course always being the most 25 00:01:42,640 --> 00:01:48,040 Speaker 1: enticing flower in the garden. That, my dear listeners, is 26 00:01:48,080 --> 00:01:51,920 Speaker 1: the recipe for successful pursuit which allows us for a 27 00:01:52,280 --> 00:01:57,600 Speaker 1: successful capture. Now that we learned them to us, it 28 00:01:57,760 --> 00:02:01,320 Speaker 1: is time we keep them. They should be sucking off 29 00:02:01,320 --> 00:02:04,240 Speaker 1: of your goddamn tate at this point if you have 30 00:02:04,480 --> 00:02:10,280 Speaker 1: done your pursuit correctly. Capturing my darling DearS, when things 31 00:02:10,360 --> 00:02:16,480 Speaker 1: start to get very real because it naturally involves family 32 00:02:16,600 --> 00:02:20,720 Speaker 1: and friends and digging deep into their broader scope of 33 00:02:20,760 --> 00:02:23,760 Speaker 1: what they think their life is, and that in turn 34 00:02:23,919 --> 00:02:29,640 Speaker 1: involves you getting other people's approval to capture. Getting them 35 00:02:29,680 --> 00:02:33,280 Speaker 1: to be yours and all yours means getting others in 36 00:02:33,320 --> 00:02:36,600 Speaker 1: their life, important people in their life, to agree that 37 00:02:36,800 --> 00:02:40,600 Speaker 1: yet you are that special someone and they shouldn't spend 38 00:02:40,680 --> 00:02:44,560 Speaker 1: another ayota of time without you in their life. That 39 00:02:45,520 --> 00:02:51,800 Speaker 1: is when we have captured our sacred pray. Capture, however, 40 00:02:51,840 --> 00:02:54,640 Speaker 1: involves so much more than just needing them and everyone 41 00:02:54,680 --> 00:02:58,080 Speaker 1: else to become fully obsessed and relying upon you. Why 42 00:02:58,160 --> 00:03:02,080 Speaker 1: we need their family and kids. It's to be obsessed 43 00:03:02,120 --> 00:03:06,359 Speaker 1: to and we can't fuck this up. Remember, family, especially 44 00:03:06,400 --> 00:03:11,960 Speaker 1: those sticky fingered little breaks of children, love to stand 45 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:16,240 Speaker 1: in the way of everyone's happiness and everything in general. 46 00:03:16,320 --> 00:03:20,280 Speaker 1: But don't worry. Like any piece of meat, fat can 47 00:03:20,320 --> 00:03:23,640 Speaker 1: be trimmed, and trimming is what we'll do with a 48 00:03:23,919 --> 00:03:28,880 Speaker 1: very long, sharp, hard knife. Well, of course, we want 49 00:03:28,880 --> 00:03:32,160 Speaker 1: the cleanest capture possible, so again I stress you play 50 00:03:32,160 --> 00:03:36,280 Speaker 1: it smart and find prey that is mm hmmm, childless 51 00:03:36,320 --> 00:03:40,080 Speaker 1: and tasty and whose family is obviously dead. But now, 52 00:03:40,120 --> 00:03:42,640 Speaker 1: if you must find yourself in a situation where your 53 00:03:42,680 --> 00:03:47,600 Speaker 1: capture is complicated, as our first few captures always are, 54 00:03:48,560 --> 00:03:51,240 Speaker 1: here is, of course what we start with for your 55 00:03:51,640 --> 00:03:57,480 Speaker 1: stupid little brains what not to do. Never one, when capturing, 56 00:03:58,360 --> 00:04:04,040 Speaker 1: do not make the absolutely ridiculous decision and let your 57 00:04:04,080 --> 00:04:10,280 Speaker 1: guard down. Never let his mother or children ever actually 58 00:04:10,320 --> 00:04:13,600 Speaker 1: know the real you. And that being said, never let 59 00:04:13,680 --> 00:04:16,320 Speaker 1: him know the real you either, if it happens so, 60 00:04:16,400 --> 00:04:20,680 Speaker 1: they could potentially spot that you aren't the cultured, sophisticated 61 00:04:20,880 --> 00:04:24,080 Speaker 1: lurning woman there Daddy dearest fell in love with, but 62 00:04:24,240 --> 00:04:26,800 Speaker 1: are in fact Amy who used to shop at Trader 63 00:04:26,880 --> 00:04:30,520 Speaker 1: Joe's and worked at a mid level telemarketing firm. Why 64 00:04:30,560 --> 00:04:33,720 Speaker 1: the whole thing will explode. You will not be the 65 00:04:33,760 --> 00:04:36,400 Speaker 1: prize possession that Daddy can only find one of. You'll 66 00:04:36,480 --> 00:04:41,440 Speaker 1: be well replaceable, and we do not want that. You 67 00:04:41,560 --> 00:04:45,440 Speaker 1: do not want mommy, or the children, or the friends, 68 00:04:45,520 --> 00:04:48,679 Speaker 1: or anyone of importance for that matter. Spotting any holes 69 00:04:48,760 --> 00:04:52,080 Speaker 1: and your personality. The person you are to him is 70 00:04:52,120 --> 00:04:54,479 Speaker 1: the person you are to everyone else. Everyone else sure 71 00:04:54,520 --> 00:04:57,279 Speaker 1: were to fuck you just as bad as him. Now 72 00:04:57,360 --> 00:05:02,200 Speaker 1: Number two, do not lose energy. A part of capturing 73 00:05:02,360 --> 00:05:06,080 Speaker 1: is being trotted around town like the prize possession you are. 74 00:05:06,480 --> 00:05:08,400 Speaker 1: This is when he gets to show you off to 75 00:05:08,480 --> 00:05:11,599 Speaker 1: his community, his peers. He gets to say look what 76 00:05:11,800 --> 00:05:15,760 Speaker 1: I have. Remember, he thinks he's captured you, But no, 77 00:05:15,920 --> 00:05:19,560 Speaker 1: my dear, you've captured him and all of his friends. 78 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:23,320 Speaker 1: Everyone in his life. Needs to be completely transfixed and 79 00:05:23,440 --> 00:05:28,960 Speaker 1: on your side. So you cannot lose energy. It is 80 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:32,120 Speaker 1: important you always keep up with whatever is happening in 81 00:05:32,160 --> 00:05:35,320 Speaker 1: your surroundings. Say you're invited to an owner's box to 82 00:05:35,360 --> 00:05:39,159 Speaker 1: watch a football game. You cheer, you flail, you drink 83 00:05:39,200 --> 00:05:41,919 Speaker 1: the beer. You have fun. Say you are on a 84 00:05:41,960 --> 00:05:46,040 Speaker 1: boat for example, getting lulled to sleep. Oh, that wave 85 00:05:46,240 --> 00:05:49,720 Speaker 1: is just making you relax, while don't. It is imperative 86 00:05:49,720 --> 00:05:53,440 Speaker 1: you stay awake on that private jet ride all the 87 00:05:53,480 --> 00:05:58,600 Speaker 1: way to Iceland. You need to stay alert because the 88 00:05:58,760 --> 00:06:03,200 Speaker 1: second you whose energy, the second you, for some god 89 00:06:03,360 --> 00:06:06,400 Speaker 1: awful reason, decide to take a nap when you are 90 00:06:06,440 --> 00:06:10,360 Speaker 1: amongst his family and friends, is this second that they 91 00:06:10,440 --> 00:06:14,960 Speaker 1: find an opportunity to talk shit about you and potentially 92 00:06:15,240 --> 00:06:19,000 Speaker 1: sway him in the other direction. Remember, it's a lot 93 00:06:19,040 --> 00:06:21,760 Speaker 1: easier to dump someone when it's not legal yet, So 94 00:06:21,800 --> 00:06:24,280 Speaker 1: the last thing you need is someone with influence in 95 00:06:24,480 --> 00:06:28,159 Speaker 1: his life telling him that he can do better than you. 96 00:06:28,640 --> 00:06:30,880 Speaker 1: There will be no such thing. There will be no 97 00:06:30,960 --> 00:06:35,160 Speaker 1: such conversation had why because you will be taking two 98 00:06:35,279 --> 00:06:38,360 Speaker 1: hundred milligrams of time release adder, all the five anything 99 00:06:38,400 --> 00:06:42,400 Speaker 1: to do with it to ensure your eyes never even blink. 100 00:06:42,520 --> 00:06:47,160 Speaker 1: You're so fucking alert. We never want to let anyone 101 00:06:47,279 --> 00:06:51,479 Speaker 1: whisper anything but are well wishes, especially when they're in 102 00:06:51,480 --> 00:06:58,360 Speaker 1: our presence. Now, do not, I repeat, do not get 103 00:06:58,480 --> 00:07:04,280 Speaker 1: too close to the kids. You can, of course get 104 00:07:04,400 --> 00:07:07,560 Speaker 1: close to his parents, however, they should hopefully be dead 105 00:07:07,560 --> 00:07:09,200 Speaker 1: by now. But if you do need to deal with 106 00:07:09,200 --> 00:07:11,920 Speaker 1: a mother in law. If he is a mama's boy, 107 00:07:12,040 --> 00:07:14,880 Speaker 1: you become a mama's girl. If he wants to suck 108 00:07:14,920 --> 00:07:17,640 Speaker 1: off her teeth, you suck off the other. You make 109 00:07:17,720 --> 00:07:21,240 Speaker 1: her think that she has influence over your life, when 110 00:07:21,320 --> 00:07:23,160 Speaker 1: you will be the first one to make sure the 111 00:07:23,160 --> 00:07:27,920 Speaker 1: plug gets pulled the second she's entered into hospice, because remember, 112 00:07:27,920 --> 00:07:30,600 Speaker 1: her money becomes your money, and it's all the game 113 00:07:30,640 --> 00:07:34,160 Speaker 1: of dominoes, dear. But the children, on the other hand, 114 00:07:34,280 --> 00:07:40,200 Speaker 1: oh they're tempting, and they're sweet little cherub faces, all innocent, 115 00:07:40,240 --> 00:07:45,680 Speaker 1: their sparkly eyes, the way that they can't pronounce they're ours. Why, 116 00:07:45,760 --> 00:07:48,440 Speaker 1: it's like they're little puppies just begging for love. But 117 00:07:48,520 --> 00:07:52,200 Speaker 1: the love is what you are not going to give them. Remember, 118 00:07:52,280 --> 00:07:56,560 Speaker 1: they are entitled to money just by being born from 119 00:07:56,560 --> 00:07:59,640 Speaker 1: that little sperm sack I've afore mentioned, and we need 120 00:07:59,680 --> 00:08:03,440 Speaker 1: to sure that whatever money is theirs, is of course yours. 121 00:08:03,960 --> 00:08:07,240 Speaker 1: So we can't risk having a Jerry McGuire situation on 122 00:08:07,280 --> 00:08:10,600 Speaker 1: our hands, now, can we, And don't be fooled by 123 00:08:10,640 --> 00:08:14,120 Speaker 1: their little adorable, puffy little cheeks or whatever the fun 124 00:08:14,280 --> 00:08:17,200 Speaker 1: piece of noodle jewelry they might make for you. They 125 00:08:17,200 --> 00:08:20,720 Speaker 1: are just as manipulative and sinister as you think of 126 00:08:20,760 --> 00:08:23,920 Speaker 1: them as your opponents in the game. Rather than winning 127 00:08:23,920 --> 00:08:30,040 Speaker 1: their love, win the game. Remember it's too risky. Not 128 00:08:30,160 --> 00:08:34,119 Speaker 1: all professionals can be as emotionally shut off and deranged 129 00:08:34,160 --> 00:08:36,240 Speaker 1: as I am. At this point. It has taken me 130 00:08:36,800 --> 00:08:41,600 Speaker 1: oh about seven successful captures to get to where I am. 131 00:08:42,280 --> 00:08:46,880 Speaker 1: But the children are just too tempting and risky, which 132 00:08:46,920 --> 00:08:51,640 Speaker 1: of course brings me two story time. I guess you 133 00:08:51,640 --> 00:08:54,640 Speaker 1: could say I made the tragic mistake of getting manipulated 134 00:08:54,679 --> 00:08:58,520 Speaker 1: by a little pale pre pubas and tasty slab of fact. 135 00:08:59,480 --> 00:09:04,920 Speaker 1: Now this name was Jasper Jasper van Jensen Devrise van Deeberg, 136 00:09:04,960 --> 00:09:08,640 Speaker 1: the son of Hans Jensen Devrise van Deeburg. That's right, 137 00:09:09,400 --> 00:09:13,000 Speaker 1: the air of every single tulip field in the Netherlands. 138 00:09:13,880 --> 00:09:18,080 Speaker 1: I spotted Hans while morning the loss of my seventh 139 00:09:18,160 --> 00:09:21,960 Speaker 1: husband on a Delta one flight to Paris. I spotted 140 00:09:22,040 --> 00:09:25,960 Speaker 1: him in the airline magazine discussing all the gorgeous tulip fields, 141 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:30,880 Speaker 1: and I knew that he was my next piece of prey, 142 00:09:31,160 --> 00:09:33,079 Speaker 1: and I knew that I had to seek him. So 143 00:09:33,120 --> 00:09:36,440 Speaker 1: what did I do? Why? I went to Amsterdam, of course, 144 00:09:36,480 --> 00:09:39,600 Speaker 1: to attend his annual tulip Fest. So I went in 145 00:09:39,679 --> 00:09:43,040 Speaker 1: my most gorgeous milk made cosplay. You could ever see 146 00:09:43,520 --> 00:09:46,600 Speaker 1: why not even the Van Trapp family and sound of 147 00:09:46,720 --> 00:09:49,760 Speaker 1: music could compare with this little outfit I had on. 148 00:09:50,400 --> 00:09:53,559 Speaker 1: And of course I knew he wanted that good little 149 00:09:53,600 --> 00:09:56,920 Speaker 1: American girl that he saw in the cinema. He wanted 150 00:09:56,960 --> 00:10:01,679 Speaker 1: the girl next door, that American, sweet, sweetest pie neighbor, 151 00:10:02,040 --> 00:10:04,400 Speaker 1: and that's what I was going to give him. So 152 00:10:04,480 --> 00:10:07,600 Speaker 1: when I met him at the tulip Fest, as I 153 00:10:07,679 --> 00:10:12,880 Speaker 1: had planned, it was on. I took one look at 154 00:10:13,040 --> 00:10:16,600 Speaker 1: his big hunk of buttery skin and knew that he 155 00:10:16,720 --> 00:10:20,920 Speaker 1: was mine, and the cherry on top was of course, 156 00:10:20,920 --> 00:10:25,640 Speaker 1: he was a widow with one motherless son. So what 157 00:10:25,760 --> 00:10:29,360 Speaker 1: did I do? Why? I made the novice mistake of 158 00:10:29,440 --> 00:10:32,880 Speaker 1: wanting to become that son's mummy. I made the novice 159 00:10:32,920 --> 00:10:35,880 Speaker 1: mistake of wanting that son to need me so badly 160 00:10:36,200 --> 00:10:38,920 Speaker 1: his father simply couldn't deny having me around, even if 161 00:10:38,920 --> 00:10:41,679 Speaker 1: he wasn't in love with me. I made the mistake 162 00:10:41,760 --> 00:10:45,640 Speaker 1: of relying too much on Little Jasper's approval instead of 163 00:10:45,760 --> 00:10:49,040 Speaker 1: Daddy dearest. Now I thought that Jasper was on my 164 00:10:49,200 --> 00:10:52,640 Speaker 1: side at the beginning, always inviting me in to eat 165 00:10:52,679 --> 00:10:56,880 Speaker 1: the toast with sprinkles on it, always wanting to finger 166 00:10:56,960 --> 00:10:59,320 Speaker 1: paint me in the nude, which I let him do 167 00:10:59,520 --> 00:11:03,319 Speaker 1: multiple times. Turns out Little Jasper was just wanting to 168 00:11:03,360 --> 00:11:06,079 Speaker 1: steal me away from Daddy and take me away from 169 00:11:06,120 --> 00:11:09,920 Speaker 1: spending time with him. Little Jasper knew that the longer 170 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:12,480 Speaker 1: and longer I stayed in Amsterdam, and of course I 171 00:11:12,559 --> 00:11:15,400 Speaker 1: booked myself a one way ticket and managed to live 172 00:11:15,440 --> 00:11:18,600 Speaker 1: with him within three weeks. He realized that his time 173 00:11:18,600 --> 00:11:22,079 Speaker 1: with Daddy was gone. One second I was getting completely 174 00:11:22,120 --> 00:11:26,400 Speaker 1: pulled down by his Daddy's uncut dutch cock, and the 175 00:11:26,440 --> 00:11:30,040 Speaker 1: next second he comes pounding out the door, fully knowing 176 00:11:30,080 --> 00:11:33,160 Speaker 1: it was our alone time, just to intrude and wiggle 177 00:11:33,240 --> 00:11:36,840 Speaker 1: between us in bed. So now it was me, Hans 178 00:11:37,080 --> 00:11:41,560 Speaker 1: and Jasper. Now I knew I was coming in on 179 00:11:41,640 --> 00:11:45,560 Speaker 1: my capture. As Hans had planned to charter sailing yacht 180 00:11:45,679 --> 00:11:50,559 Speaker 1: A all around the gorgeous Ionian Islands on the Ionian Sea. 181 00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:55,640 Speaker 1: I knew Little Jasper knew that this time Hans was 182 00:11:55,720 --> 00:11:59,400 Speaker 1: going to propose to sweet dear step Mommy. With that 183 00:11:59,520 --> 00:12:04,320 Speaker 1: gorgeous twenty seven carrot pink diamond set in platinum. He 184 00:12:04,480 --> 00:12:07,880 Speaker 1: had happened to bid on in his sleep at Christie's auction, 185 00:12:08,440 --> 00:12:11,640 Speaker 1: and once it arrived by he knew his subconscious wanted 186 00:12:11,679 --> 00:12:13,559 Speaker 1: him to propose to me, and that's exactly what was 187 00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:17,120 Speaker 1: going to happen. So when little Jasper sensed that this 188 00:12:17,160 --> 00:12:19,520 Speaker 1: trip was going to be more than just a monthly 189 00:12:19,640 --> 00:12:23,200 Speaker 1: jaunt to Corfu, I knew he had something up his sleep. 190 00:12:23,480 --> 00:12:26,839 Speaker 1: Lucky for me, I was able to intervene his nanny 191 00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:29,360 Speaker 1: and pay her off to stop taking him to swimming 192 00:12:29,440 --> 00:12:32,760 Speaker 1: lessons every Tuesday, and instead took him right to the 193 00:12:32,800 --> 00:12:36,560 Speaker 1: waffle stand to book him right up. Now, the second 194 00:12:36,600 --> 00:12:39,680 Speaker 1: I stepped foot on sailing yachte, I knew that Jasper 195 00:12:39,920 --> 00:12:44,600 Speaker 1: was my competition, and Jasper and I were facing off. 196 00:12:44,640 --> 00:12:48,600 Speaker 1: We were no longer enjoying this gorgeous vacation together, Nay, 197 00:12:48,920 --> 00:12:51,920 Speaker 1: we were wanting to take each other out. So what 198 00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:55,240 Speaker 1: did I have to do? Well, unfortunately I had to 199 00:12:55,240 --> 00:12:59,400 Speaker 1: toss Jasper overboard. Of course, off he went Tota by 200 00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:04,240 Speaker 1: flash right down into the Ionian Sea herself. Oh it's 201 00:13:04,240 --> 00:13:06,640 Speaker 1: a shame. It was such a stormy night. Usually the 202 00:13:06,640 --> 00:13:09,920 Speaker 1: Ionian is so calm, and what's that Daddy and the 203 00:13:09,960 --> 00:13:13,800 Speaker 1: Captain were at the helm and we were at the oars. Well, 204 00:13:13,880 --> 00:13:16,240 Speaker 1: I naturally had to let him flail and think he 205 00:13:16,320 --> 00:13:18,800 Speaker 1: was on the brink of death. And then I obviously 206 00:13:18,960 --> 00:13:25,080 Speaker 1: took off my gorgeous cashmere Brunella Cucinelli sweater, stripped into 207 00:13:25,120 --> 00:13:29,240 Speaker 1: my ra as bikini and over right in while making 208 00:13:29,280 --> 00:13:32,280 Speaker 1: a scene, of course, making sure that Hans naturally saw 209 00:13:32,320 --> 00:13:38,040 Speaker 1: me save his flailing, pathetic little child. Once I got 210 00:13:38,040 --> 00:13:43,320 Speaker 1: back on bored m Jasper looked insane. He kept on 211 00:13:43,400 --> 00:13:46,160 Speaker 1: saying she threw me, and she threw me in, And 212 00:13:46,200 --> 00:13:49,360 Speaker 1: it became very easy for me to tell Daddy dear 213 00:13:49,480 --> 00:13:53,079 Speaker 1: that he was clearly under emotional dress and the best 214 00:13:53,120 --> 00:13:55,240 Speaker 1: thing we could do with Peter send him to a 215 00:13:55,320 --> 00:13:58,600 Speaker 1: school for troubled boys. There was a good place to go, 216 00:13:58,760 --> 00:14:02,760 Speaker 1: seeing as he was only six and so impressionable, And 217 00:14:02,920 --> 00:14:06,640 Speaker 1: that was how I dealt with Jasper. I eventually did 218 00:14:06,760 --> 00:14:12,000 Speaker 1: secure the carrot pink diamond ring, and it just so 219 00:14:12,080 --> 00:14:16,040 Speaker 1: happened that Hans died in a tragic vespa accident later 220 00:14:16,080 --> 00:14:19,880 Speaker 1: that year. Well, since Jasper was so young, and since 221 00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:23,400 Speaker 1: Hans had no other family. I am now in charge 222 00:14:23,440 --> 00:14:27,640 Speaker 1: of all of young Jasper's accounts, and looks like little 223 00:14:27,720 --> 00:14:30,520 Speaker 1: Jasper will have a lot of work to do in 224 00:14:30,640 --> 00:14:33,000 Speaker 1: order to see any of that money ever again, and 225 00:14:33,600 --> 00:14:37,000 Speaker 1: you probably never will. Now. It's unfortunate to have to 226 00:14:37,040 --> 00:14:41,120 Speaker 1: do something like that. It broke my heart. But that's 227 00:14:41,120 --> 00:14:45,360 Speaker 1: why you never get close with a child. Never onto 228 00:14:45,480 --> 00:14:50,280 Speaker 1: what to do. As I said, capturing a widow is 229 00:14:50,520 --> 00:14:54,120 Speaker 1: very lucky, and getting close to the child is imperative 230 00:14:54,240 --> 00:14:57,160 Speaker 1: because once you convince the child that they need you, 231 00:14:57,680 --> 00:15:01,040 Speaker 1: then of course their parents wants you even or yes, 232 00:15:01,120 --> 00:15:04,000 Speaker 1: you will officially become stepmommy. But when he dies, you, 233 00:15:04,080 --> 00:15:05,800 Speaker 1: as I said, will be in charge of all of 234 00:15:05,840 --> 00:15:08,160 Speaker 1: the accounts, and it's very easy to cut that little 235 00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:11,400 Speaker 1: rascal or two or three out. You can also emotionally 236 00:15:11,440 --> 00:15:15,440 Speaker 1: take advantage of motherless children. They tend to have emotional issues, 237 00:15:15,480 --> 00:15:17,520 Speaker 1: so of course it's easy to blame things on them 238 00:15:17,520 --> 00:15:21,400 Speaker 1: and get them sent away. As I just detailed, do 239 00:15:21,680 --> 00:15:25,920 Speaker 1: take every opportunity you can if the child unfortunately does 240 00:15:26,120 --> 00:15:30,200 Speaker 1: have a biological parent, that his children would be better 241 00:15:30,200 --> 00:15:33,000 Speaker 1: off at boarding school, or to cut them off completely, 242 00:15:33,480 --> 00:15:35,720 Speaker 1: because you want the children to grow up while adjusted. 243 00:15:35,760 --> 00:15:38,080 Speaker 1: You don't want them to be spoiled rotten like a 244 00:15:38,120 --> 00:15:42,200 Speaker 1: slab of cream cheese left out in the hot summer's sun. No, 245 00:15:43,320 --> 00:15:46,840 Speaker 1: you want the kids to go and you want him 246 00:15:46,880 --> 00:15:51,560 Speaker 1: to not trust his children. So do take every opportunity 247 00:15:51,640 --> 00:15:55,720 Speaker 1: you can, especially if they are teens, to frame them. 248 00:15:56,200 --> 00:16:00,960 Speaker 1: Frame them for murder, frame them for theft, frame them 249 00:16:01,080 --> 00:16:05,720 Speaker 1: for emotional abuse, just frame them. Get creative, I know 250 00:16:05,840 --> 00:16:11,160 Speaker 1: you can. Lastly, do be having sex with them as 251 00:16:11,200 --> 00:16:14,000 Speaker 1: often as you physically can. Take a little light a 252 00:16:14,080 --> 00:16:18,560 Speaker 1: cane cream goes a long way. But step mom, you 253 00:16:18,720 --> 00:16:21,400 Speaker 1: say I don't want to have sex with them, I 254 00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:23,680 Speaker 1: just want to have sex with their money. Well, grow up. 255 00:16:24,080 --> 00:16:27,840 Speaker 1: A part of getting their money is doling out your assets. 256 00:16:28,120 --> 00:16:32,400 Speaker 1: And frankly, dear, the more you let them cream, splooge, slip, 257 00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:36,040 Speaker 1: slap and slip all over your body this year, there 258 00:16:36,040 --> 00:16:38,520 Speaker 1: are to leave you all of that good, good coin. Now. 259 00:16:38,560 --> 00:16:41,520 Speaker 1: Of course, once you're legally married, you can do the 260 00:16:41,680 --> 00:16:45,440 Speaker 1: humane thing and have an affair, of course, but only 261 00:16:45,520 --> 00:16:48,440 Speaker 1: until you're married. Then the law is on your side. 262 00:16:48,480 --> 00:16:51,440 Speaker 1: But until then you cannot be fooling around with anyone 263 00:16:51,480 --> 00:16:54,640 Speaker 1: that might be tempting. That includes the gardener, the pool boy, 264 00:16:54,960 --> 00:16:59,360 Speaker 1: the maid, everyone else. You need to be making sure 265 00:16:59,440 --> 00:17:02,840 Speaker 1: that you are, therefore them to utilize as a come 266 00:17:02,880 --> 00:17:08,400 Speaker 1: bucket whenever they're so late. It is a sophisticated performance, dear, 267 00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:12,600 Speaker 1: not anything to turn your nose up to. Now, please 268 00:17:12,680 --> 00:17:17,359 Speaker 1: make sure you stay groomed. I know how you love 269 00:17:17,400 --> 00:17:19,800 Speaker 1: to get unkempt and bohemian, but there's no time for 270 00:17:19,840 --> 00:17:24,680 Speaker 1: that anymore. Nobody likes a cat that's supposed to be hairless. 271 00:17:25,280 --> 00:17:31,320 Speaker 1: Now the friends, last and most important. You must make 272 00:17:31,440 --> 00:17:34,919 Speaker 1: every single person in his life want to fuck you. 273 00:17:35,880 --> 00:17:39,120 Speaker 1: Then he's going to want to fuck you harder when 274 00:17:39,200 --> 00:17:43,200 Speaker 1: he feels and senses that you are beloved and desirable 275 00:17:43,320 --> 00:17:47,320 Speaker 1: by his whole tribe. Why then, you, my dear, have 276 00:17:47,520 --> 00:17:52,200 Speaker 1: become his most valuable asset. Not even all of those 277 00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:56,080 Speaker 1: Netflix stocks can amount to what that means. He knows 278 00:17:56,119 --> 00:18:02,119 Speaker 1: that you are the piece, the prize. You are that rare, rare, 279 00:18:02,600 --> 00:18:06,800 Speaker 1: rare collectible that only comes once in a lifetime. And 280 00:18:06,840 --> 00:18:10,840 Speaker 1: if he has his friends telling him that I don't 281 00:18:10,880 --> 00:18:14,160 Speaker 1: care what you have to do, flirt with them insanely, 282 00:18:14,840 --> 00:18:18,400 Speaker 1: make him jealous. Do what you will. You will get 283 00:18:18,440 --> 00:18:22,119 Speaker 1: those friends to be on your side. Now Stepmomma Daris 284 00:18:22,160 --> 00:18:31,320 Speaker 1: is going to answer your question, how do I take 285 00:18:31,359 --> 00:18:34,960 Speaker 1: out in your life insurance policy on him without making 286 00:18:35,040 --> 00:18:40,879 Speaker 1: him suspicious? Huh. Finally someone is listening to my work 287 00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:44,000 Speaker 1: and knowing the questions to ask. Thank you so much 288 00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:47,160 Speaker 1: for writing in life insurance is a wonderful little thing 289 00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:50,080 Speaker 1: to always have in your back pocket. Now, there are 290 00:18:50,160 --> 00:18:52,439 Speaker 1: two ways of doing this. One you start going on 291 00:18:52,600 --> 00:18:57,040 Speaker 1: gorgeous trips such as safaris or perhaps a desert oh 292 00:18:57,200 --> 00:19:00,200 Speaker 1: the a mongari. One might say a little you've taw 293 00:19:00,280 --> 00:19:03,479 Speaker 1: desert a trek out there? A scorpion could bite you. 294 00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:06,720 Speaker 1: Why he could die? You want him to take out 295 00:19:06,760 --> 00:19:11,360 Speaker 1: as many life insurance policies in your interest. Remember, it's 296 00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:16,199 Speaker 1: about manipulating him into wanting to need you. If he 297 00:19:16,280 --> 00:19:18,640 Speaker 1: needs you, why he should take out as many life 298 00:19:18,680 --> 00:19:22,040 Speaker 1: insurance policies as possible, especially if you're living out all 299 00:19:22,040 --> 00:19:25,520 Speaker 1: of his deep dark fantasies of being Indiana Jones or 300 00:19:25,640 --> 00:19:28,560 Speaker 1: some dumbass thing that all these pathetic little men love 301 00:19:28,640 --> 00:19:32,720 Speaker 1: to pretend to be. Another way of doing this is classic. 302 00:19:33,680 --> 00:19:37,439 Speaker 1: I just said it right before we took our little break. Darling. 303 00:19:37,880 --> 00:19:41,800 Speaker 1: Drug him. It's so easy to do you drug him, 304 00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:44,640 Speaker 1: You take out the policy. He asked, who took this out? 305 00:19:44,680 --> 00:19:47,639 Speaker 1: You say why you did. It's a classic drug and gaslight, 306 00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:51,000 Speaker 1: and I personally think that there's absolutely nothing wrong with that. 307 00:19:51,760 --> 00:19:54,800 Speaker 1: You'd give him a little bit of Valume, a little 308 00:19:54,880 --> 00:19:57,080 Speaker 1: bit of Zanex, a little bit of Advent, whatever it 309 00:19:57,160 --> 00:19:59,680 Speaker 1: is that you have on hand, crush it up, mix 310 00:19:59,760 --> 00:20:02,800 Speaker 1: it in a gorgeous the little fashion, and next thing 311 00:20:02,840 --> 00:20:06,320 Speaker 1: you know, you have a fat life insurance policy ready 312 00:20:06,359 --> 00:20:09,720 Speaker 1: and waiting for you. And you didn't really do anything 313 00:20:09,760 --> 00:20:14,600 Speaker 1: wrong other than relax him, pushing him toward a decision 314 00:20:14,640 --> 00:20:17,760 Speaker 1: you know he would ultimately have made for you. After all, 315 00:20:17,840 --> 00:20:20,359 Speaker 1: he's in love with you. You're his soul mate and 316 00:20:20,440 --> 00:20:24,359 Speaker 1: he's yours, so of course he only wants what's best. 317 00:20:24,440 --> 00:20:29,119 Speaker 1: And oh my goodness, I can't believe he ran into 318 00:20:29,119 --> 00:20:33,200 Speaker 1: a tree when we were skiing in Cortina. Oh gosh, 319 00:20:33,240 --> 00:20:35,800 Speaker 1: it's a good thing he took out that life insurance 320 00:20:35,840 --> 00:20:40,280 Speaker 1: policy when you were just enjoying cocktails and Kiowa Island 321 00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:43,159 Speaker 1: a few months ago. You had no idea that was 322 00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:47,640 Speaker 1: going to happen. Now, did you always played dumb? It's 323 00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:52,399 Speaker 1: always your best friend? Hi? So um, I got a 324 00:20:52,480 --> 00:20:55,919 Speaker 1: lot of change happening right now, and I was wondering 325 00:20:55,960 --> 00:20:57,919 Speaker 1: if you had any in fights or on how to 326 00:20:58,200 --> 00:21:00,879 Speaker 1: handle all of it. Look, I got a job interviews 327 00:21:01,480 --> 00:21:03,960 Speaker 1: and went to the city. My girlfriend and I are 328 00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:08,400 Speaker 1: props in together, and U I just really need some 329 00:21:08,480 --> 00:21:12,679 Speaker 1: step motherly advice or on how to process it all. Wow, 330 00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:17,040 Speaker 1: what a thoughtful question. Here's some advice for you. Don't 331 00:21:17,240 --> 00:21:21,239 Speaker 1: process it. Don't give yourself but a little ounce of 332 00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:24,159 Speaker 1: free time to even let that brain think. When we 333 00:21:24,240 --> 00:21:28,320 Speaker 1: let the brain think, it fox us up. When we 334 00:21:28,400 --> 00:21:30,639 Speaker 1: let the brain go and do whatever it wants to do, 335 00:21:30,800 --> 00:21:34,280 Speaker 1: it will start creating thoughts that aren't helpful to our 336 00:21:34,440 --> 00:21:37,400 Speaker 1: overall goals in life, which is of course being gorgeous, 337 00:21:37,440 --> 00:21:40,760 Speaker 1: having money and staying tight. Now, what I suggest you 338 00:21:40,880 --> 00:21:45,760 Speaker 1: do is ask your girlfriend for her credit card, not yours, 339 00:21:46,119 --> 00:21:48,960 Speaker 1: and you go out and you max it the funk out. 340 00:21:49,440 --> 00:21:53,399 Speaker 1: That's right. You buy yourself everything and anything you want. 341 00:21:53,800 --> 00:21:58,600 Speaker 1: A new computer, sure, new tits, why not, a vaginal laby, 342 00:21:58,600 --> 00:22:02,399 Speaker 1: a plastic go for queen. You want to get yourself 343 00:22:02,440 --> 00:22:05,399 Speaker 1: a brand new set of diamond to wear on every 344 00:22:05,440 --> 00:22:10,119 Speaker 1: single finger. I suggest you go forth, max out the card, 345 00:22:10,240 --> 00:22:14,760 Speaker 1: live your life. Spoil yourself rotten, spoil yourself so that 346 00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:17,919 Speaker 1: you are stinking like the piece of Rockford on a 347 00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:22,080 Speaker 1: cheese pladder nobody wants to eat. If you do that, 348 00:22:22,760 --> 00:22:26,359 Speaker 1: I guarantee you'll distract yourself long enough to forget hell 349 00:22:27,400 --> 00:22:29,280 Speaker 1: that you're even in a new city, or that there's 350 00:22:29,320 --> 00:22:32,080 Speaker 1: any change going on around you at all. You'll just 351 00:22:32,200 --> 00:22:36,960 Speaker 1: be suffocating in the bliss of opulence, and that really 352 00:22:37,720 --> 00:22:40,880 Speaker 1: is the key to life. Oh and quit your job 353 00:22:43,240 --> 00:22:47,639 Speaker 1: fan here, do you have any advice on what to 354 00:22:47,680 --> 00:22:52,679 Speaker 1: do to spice up my real lociones a bit of 355 00:22:52,720 --> 00:22:55,880 Speaker 1: a row of me and my other and uh, I 356 00:22:55,960 --> 00:23:00,679 Speaker 1: was wondering if you had any tidbits advice, you know, 357 00:23:01,080 --> 00:23:06,919 Speaker 1: things that could help you know keat ups come and fall. Well, 358 00:23:07,800 --> 00:23:11,120 Speaker 1: thank you so much, dearest listener, for calling in and 359 00:23:11,200 --> 00:23:14,560 Speaker 1: finally bringing up a topic. I can sink my teeth 360 00:23:14,840 --> 00:23:19,840 Speaker 1: and lips into sex, something that I can't believe I 361 00:23:20,040 --> 00:23:24,520 Speaker 1: so foolishly skipped right over when talking about capturing. Of course, 362 00:23:24,600 --> 00:23:29,359 Speaker 1: when we're capturing, you can absolutely just completely pussy whip 363 00:23:29,440 --> 00:23:34,040 Speaker 1: the guy. Nothing is more powerful than a libido and 364 00:23:34,160 --> 00:23:37,480 Speaker 1: two bodies colliding in the sheets. Nothing is more powerful 365 00:23:37,520 --> 00:23:41,359 Speaker 1: than riding someone until the morning comes. Nothing is more 366 00:23:41,400 --> 00:23:45,959 Speaker 1: powerful than making them or gasm at the top of 367 00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:49,520 Speaker 1: their lungs. Nothing is more powerful than you show them 368 00:23:49,520 --> 00:23:51,879 Speaker 1: sides of themselves they didn't know before and when you 369 00:23:51,920 --> 00:23:54,120 Speaker 1: dip into their sexual fantasies. So what I would say 370 00:23:54,160 --> 00:23:58,880 Speaker 1: to you, what's your fantasy? Do you want to maybe 371 00:23:58,960 --> 00:24:04,360 Speaker 1: dress up as uh mailman? Oh special delivery? And then 372 00:24:04,400 --> 00:24:07,439 Speaker 1: what do you know? It's your gorgeous body covered in 373 00:24:07,560 --> 00:24:11,439 Speaker 1: tom Ford body oil, waiting for your man to slip 374 00:24:11,440 --> 00:24:14,360 Speaker 1: and slide right in. I always think a little role 375 00:24:14,359 --> 00:24:16,920 Speaker 1: play is important, and when you get to play someone 376 00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:19,560 Speaker 1: such as an essential worker, it also keeps the sex 377 00:24:19,720 --> 00:24:23,240 Speaker 1: very grounded and philanthropic. So it's nice to feel like 378 00:24:23,280 --> 00:24:26,720 Speaker 1: you're digging down a nurse or a doctor, I'm a 379 00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:30,800 Speaker 1: postal worker, or someone like a lunch lady. It's always 380 00:24:30,840 --> 00:24:34,240 Speaker 1: good to have sort of grounded role play. I had 381 00:24:34,280 --> 00:24:37,720 Speaker 1: one guy once who loved it, absolutely loved it. When 382 00:24:37,720 --> 00:24:41,000 Speaker 1: I was his wet nurse. That's right. I would strap 383 00:24:41,119 --> 00:24:44,320 Speaker 1: on a bottle of milk, put it on my titter, 384 00:24:44,400 --> 00:24:46,719 Speaker 1: and he would lunch right on like a little baby 385 00:24:47,080 --> 00:24:51,760 Speaker 1: and just knob away all while I was jacking him off. 386 00:24:52,800 --> 00:24:55,600 Speaker 1: Now that I think about it, that was probably your father. 387 00:24:55,760 --> 00:24:58,480 Speaker 1: I was doing that too, So if you did hear 388 00:24:58,560 --> 00:25:02,479 Speaker 1: him moaning with absolute ecstasy when you were a child, 389 00:25:02,560 --> 00:25:06,240 Speaker 1: I do apologize. I know he was never able to 390 00:25:06,280 --> 00:25:10,360 Speaker 1: rebound fully from that gorgeous sex. Starting with some role 391 00:25:10,400 --> 00:25:14,280 Speaker 1: play is what I would suggest. First. Choking on the 392 00:25:14,320 --> 00:25:18,520 Speaker 1: dick is always a tough second, getting plowed in the 393 00:25:18,680 --> 00:25:23,480 Speaker 1: ass always a third, and the fourth a good old 394 00:25:23,520 --> 00:25:26,119 Speaker 1: hand job. Now I know what you're thinking. That is 395 00:25:26,119 --> 00:25:31,439 Speaker 1: so boring. Nothing that you can't make spicy, Nothing like 396 00:25:31,520 --> 00:25:36,080 Speaker 1: a hand job while reciting the breakup scene from Cramer 397 00:25:36,200 --> 00:25:40,159 Speaker 1: versus Cramer. Nothing gets a man hard like reliving his 398 00:25:40,240 --> 00:25:43,680 Speaker 1: divorced trauma all while fucking his hot new pieces hand. 399 00:25:44,240 --> 00:25:48,080 Speaker 1: Trust me, it works like a charm. I hope that helps. 400 00:25:49,480 --> 00:25:52,359 Speaker 1: And our last question that I will get to of 401 00:25:52,440 --> 00:25:58,320 Speaker 1: this absolutely sloppy web episode, I actually have a stepmom 402 00:25:58,480 --> 00:26:01,639 Speaker 1: related question. My stepmom and I had kind of a 403 00:26:01,680 --> 00:26:04,480 Speaker 1: falling out over the past few years. How would you 404 00:26:04,600 --> 00:26:09,040 Speaker 1: like to rekindle a relationship with your stepchild? What advice 405 00:26:09,080 --> 00:26:14,040 Speaker 1: would you give your stepchild to win back your heart? Wow? 406 00:26:14,359 --> 00:26:19,240 Speaker 1: What a sickeningly sentimental question that was why if one 407 00:26:19,240 --> 00:26:22,639 Speaker 1: of my many stepchildren wanted to rekindle with their darling 408 00:26:22,680 --> 00:26:27,200 Speaker 1: dearest stepmother, it's simple, sign over your money to me, 409 00:26:28,160 --> 00:26:31,640 Speaker 1: sign over your chunk of daddy, dearest swill, and then 410 00:26:31,640 --> 00:26:35,160 Speaker 1: we'll be square. But if you simply can't do that 411 00:26:35,280 --> 00:26:39,520 Speaker 1: for some dumb moral reason, you could at least buy 412 00:26:39,600 --> 00:26:44,200 Speaker 1: me a gift like a jet or a boat, or 413 00:26:44,640 --> 00:26:48,000 Speaker 1: something that would put you so deep into financial debt 414 00:26:48,080 --> 00:26:51,360 Speaker 1: that you could never buy a house. Your fucking credit 415 00:26:51,480 --> 00:26:55,520 Speaker 1: is so bad. But if your step mommy is a 416 00:26:55,560 --> 00:26:58,920 Speaker 1: little bit more of the soft and tender type, why 417 00:26:58,960 --> 00:27:01,920 Speaker 1: there's nothing that a trip to Paris hasn't fixed. Take 418 00:27:01,960 --> 00:27:04,080 Speaker 1: her on a shopping spree, wine her and die in 419 00:27:04,160 --> 00:27:08,160 Speaker 1: her pour. Just bottles of Chablis down her throat until 420 00:27:08,200 --> 00:27:10,960 Speaker 1: she doesn't see anything but heart in her eyes for you, 421 00:27:11,560 --> 00:27:14,960 Speaker 1: and make sure you compliment her work. It's important that 422 00:27:15,040 --> 00:27:18,080 Speaker 1: everyone knows their faces are sitting right, and when they 423 00:27:18,080 --> 00:27:22,439 Speaker 1: hear it from a young and hip person like yourself, 424 00:27:22,960 --> 00:27:27,200 Speaker 1: what it means the world to them. Remember, everyone loves 425 00:27:27,200 --> 00:27:29,480 Speaker 1: a kiss ass, even if they pretend like they don't, 426 00:27:30,280 --> 00:27:33,040 Speaker 1: And be a good boy and run often. Buy me 427 00:27:33,119 --> 00:27:36,600 Speaker 1: that mink coat I've been wanting oh and gosh, you 428 00:27:36,920 --> 00:27:44,159 Speaker 1: really do freak of shallots. Well that's it from dearest 429 00:27:44,160 --> 00:27:47,280 Speaker 1: stepmother today. I hope that was salty and sinister enough. 430 00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:55,000 Speaker 1: And to just review what I've told my little freakish 431 00:27:55,560 --> 00:28:02,119 Speaker 1: rotted mutts you all are when we sure we don't 432 00:28:03,080 --> 00:28:08,320 Speaker 1: want to make enemies. We want people to want us 433 00:28:08,600 --> 00:28:12,840 Speaker 1: to come in and invade their life. We want our 434 00:28:12,920 --> 00:28:19,320 Speaker 1: prey to feel inspired, nay demanded to wed us. We 435 00:28:19,359 --> 00:28:23,400 Speaker 1: want this to be as easy as possible. The kids, well, 436 00:28:23,720 --> 00:28:28,080 Speaker 1: they gotta go, unless, of course they are parentless, and unless, 437 00:28:28,119 --> 00:28:31,120 Speaker 1: of course they will truly and deeply and earnestly love 438 00:28:31,160 --> 00:28:34,160 Speaker 1: you and potentially one day be on your side. We've 439 00:28:34,200 --> 00:28:37,439 Speaker 1: all seen the classic film Heartbreakers. You could have your 440 00:28:37,440 --> 00:28:44,640 Speaker 1: own Jennifer love Huett too. Remember always be aware of 441 00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:47,640 Speaker 1: what's going on in the environments around you. Never let 442 00:28:47,640 --> 00:28:49,200 Speaker 1: anybody give you a drink that you don't know what's 443 00:28:49,240 --> 00:28:51,600 Speaker 1: in it that you haven't poured yourself. You never know 444 00:28:51,680 --> 00:28:54,040 Speaker 1: who could be slipping kalonapin and the only one slipping 445 00:28:54,080 --> 00:28:58,760 Speaker 1: Kalona pin is. You take out the life insurance policy, 446 00:28:59,360 --> 00:29:02,880 Speaker 1: get close to the family, knock a kid off a boat. 447 00:29:02,920 --> 00:29:06,880 Speaker 1: If you have to take the family trip. Always say yes, 448 00:29:07,760 --> 00:29:12,160 Speaker 1: say yes, until we say oh no when they die. 449 00:29:13,440 --> 00:29:17,560 Speaker 1: Until then, I will talk to you next week when 450 00:29:17,560 --> 00:29:20,760 Speaker 1: we finally get to secure our capture, when we finally 451 00:29:20,800 --> 00:29:23,520 Speaker 1: get to make it legal, when we finally have put 452 00:29:23,560 --> 00:29:28,960 Speaker 1: in all of our blood, sweat and tears. Two, get 453 00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:34,480 Speaker 1: it all now. Remember no one likes a sloppy whore. 454 00:29:35,040 --> 00:29:37,440 Speaker 1: Get it together and I'll talk to you next week.