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Speaker 1: What's up. This is Michael Rapper. You were now listening

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Speaker 1: to the I Am Rappaport Stereo Podcast. On today's episode,

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Speaker 1: reporters are harassing my guy, Bobby de Niro while he's

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Speaker 1: going through divorce court in New York City. I plead,

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Speaker 1: I beg, I scream, Leave Bobby d alone. The NBA

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Speaker 1: trade deadline was wacky. It was crazy, and it is over.

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Speaker 1: We break it down and I have not only a

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Speaker 1: bunch of six Funks of the Week to share with you,

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Speaker 1: but we have a new reimagined sick Funk of the

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Speaker 1: Week theme song. Oh yeah, it's fantastic. All that and

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Speaker 1: more on a bone breaking, spine chilling brand new I

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Speaker 1: Am Rappaport Stereo podcast coming up next, Miles Jordan, give

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Speaker 1: me something real nice, something real proper, but most importantly,

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Speaker 1: oh yeah, something real funky. Let's go all right, all right,

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Speaker 1: all right, brand new I Am rapp Reports Stereo podcast. Here.

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Speaker 1: My name is Michael Rapp Report a k. The griggle

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Speaker 1: Man Single a k A. Mr. White Folks a k.

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Speaker 1: The White Chocolate Tito a k A. Your favorite podcasters,

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Speaker 1: favorite podcaster. And this is the I Am Rappaport Stereo Podcast.

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Speaker 1: First of all, Uh, the other day was J Dilla's birthday.

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Speaker 1: It's what would have been the great legendary iconic producer

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Speaker 1: J Dilla's forty fifth birthday. Um. And you know, man,

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Speaker 1: this guy, Uh when when you go through the the

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Speaker 1: songs that he produced, the beats uh that he made,

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Speaker 1: the the the beats that he made that weren't put

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Speaker 1: into songs. Um and just this this body of work

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Speaker 1: um with Slum Village, uh, with you know, by Himself,

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Speaker 1: with Tribe, with Busta rhymes with with q Tip, with Farside,

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Speaker 1: with Guru, with Erica Baddo. I mean you know J Dilla. Um,

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Speaker 1: if you're not familiar with his music, uh, just downloading

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Speaker 1: on any whatever you're listening to. I found this crazy

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Speaker 1: um playlist jay Dilla playlist on Spotify. That's dope. It's

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Speaker 1: called micro chopping jay Dilla. It's micro dash chopping jay Dilla.

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Speaker 1: Um for you knew Jack said, aren't that familiar? Or

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Speaker 1: for the fans uh that want to just get a

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Speaker 1: good playlist. There's so much music he did, so uh

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Speaker 1: much and it's all dope. It's funky, um soulful, so soulful. Um,

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Speaker 1: it's a good playlist. Um, I didn't put it out there,

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Speaker 1: but I'm actually I'm gonna make it up so it's

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Speaker 1: public on my thing. I didn't. It's some guy named

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Speaker 1: I don't know what this fucking guy's name. It doesn't matter.

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Speaker 1: It's a dope playlist. Um, I'm gonna put it out

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Speaker 1: on my Spotify accounts, which is uh, just my name,

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Speaker 1: Michael Rappaport. But happy birthday to the Great Ja Dilla. Um,

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Speaker 1: and appreciate his music and everything. That's forty five. He

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Speaker 1: would have been forty five he died. I believe it

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Speaker 1: was thirteen years ago. Um, and that was a big

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Speaker 1: loss in music and in hip hop. So I wanted

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Speaker 1: to give him a shout out. And uh, Miles, I'll

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Speaker 1: give you a tastious choice. You could uh rock a

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Speaker 1: little j Dilla as we go into the next little

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Speaker 1: segment here. Um, but you were now listening to the

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Speaker 1: sounds of the Great Jay Dilla. New York City photographers

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Speaker 1: TMZ scavengers, cocksuckers, uh slime bawls, a little little worms,

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Speaker 1: a little fucking deformed rats. I wouldn't even call your rats,

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Speaker 1: I call you deformed rats. Little fox Alius oliuse Okay,

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Speaker 1: Bob de Niro. Bobby D is going through a divorce

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Speaker 1: in New York City. Bob DeNiro is getting divorced. Bobby

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Speaker 1: D is seventy five years old. Okay, he's going through

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Speaker 1: a divorce. There's footage of an American treasure, the quintessential

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Speaker 1: New Yorker, being hounded and harassed after leaving divorce court. Okay,

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Speaker 1: these fucking vultures, they got my man. First of all, Bob,

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Speaker 1: you know what, Bob's driver had him out there. If

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Speaker 1: his driver wasn't there. So Bob called his driver and

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Speaker 1: he was screaming on his driver and he's covering his

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Speaker 1: face with the newspapers. He looked crazy. None of this

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Speaker 1: This is Robert de Niro in New York City. You're

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Speaker 1: taking pictures of him while he's leaving. I've been in

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Speaker 1: divorce court. It's fucking miserable. We know how shy this

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Speaker 1: guy is, we know how private he is. We know

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Speaker 1: everything he's done for New York City. This isn't This

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Speaker 1: is like five ten blocks from Tribeca built Tribeca. He

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Speaker 1: made Tribeca Tribeca, and you follow him and harass him

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Speaker 1: He's got three million dollars that's getting fucking split up.

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Speaker 1: You'll leave fucking Bobby alone. Where the fuck is the driver?

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Speaker 1: Why the funk aren't you outside? Leave this fucking guy alone.

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Speaker 1: I'll break your fucking camera over my fucking knee. Seeing

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Speaker 1: that made me sick, seriously made me sick. Let this

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Speaker 1: fucking guy live. Fucking Bob de Neiro ain't no d

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Speaker 1: c uh Marvel picture young actor. Let him Let him

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Speaker 1: be man. So the much ado out nothing Well, I

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Speaker 1: don't want to say much to do about nothing. The

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Speaker 1: NBA trade deadline, uh is done. Um, and it actually

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Speaker 1: was a very very very very very active I think

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Speaker 1: what the number is. If you don't listen to the

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Speaker 1: Iron Rap Ports stereo podcast, UM, you never listen before.

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Speaker 1: This is a non fact checking entity, and the last

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Speaker 1: thing we're gonna do is fact check the amount of

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Speaker 1: trades that didn't happen. We we've documented the kristap Porzingis trade,

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Speaker 1: that was the biggest trade. That was the biggest blockbuster trade.

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Speaker 1: That was the biggest name. Um, there was no Laker trades.

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Speaker 1: You got nothing. You didn't get Anthony Davis. You caused

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Speaker 1: the fucking circus between LaVar and Lebron. You caused the

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Speaker 1: fucking circus. And if you're not a premium Iron Rapports

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Speaker 1: gotta go in on La Var, you gotta go in

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Speaker 1: on Lebron mic rap And I say, I did that yesterday.

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Speaker 1: I did that yesterday in premium in prime time for

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Speaker 1: premium episode, but we covered all, like the craziness with

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Speaker 1: the black face. I don't know what the obsession with

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Speaker 1: the black faces down in Virginia. They tried to disrespect

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Speaker 1: Curtis Blow. We're not we're not covering that. This isn't

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Speaker 1: It's a fucking well oiled, high end professional operation we're

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Speaker 1: doing here. Okay, you hear the sound quality, You hear

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Speaker 1: the music I told you later on in the show,

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Speaker 1: we have a revamped, reimagined sick Funk of the Week

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Speaker 1: theme song. We always play that funk, that funk right now,

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Speaker 1: give me give me something right now, Miles right there,

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Speaker 1: see you hear that. Let me rock over you hear

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Speaker 1: that funk. This this is all part of the chemistry, Okay,

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Speaker 1: the think tank that goes into an episode. I say,

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Speaker 1: give me that ship. Miles gives me that ship. Now

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Speaker 1: cut it off. Okay, now mouth give me some more ship.

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Speaker 1: Give me something different. See, that's more ship, that's more food. Okay,

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Speaker 1: you get all that on every single I Am wrap

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Speaker 1: Hoorse Stereo podcast. You get all that in prime time. Okay,

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Speaker 1: gonna go into it again. I am Repors Stereo Podcast

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Speaker 1: and the two You can't even buy baby wipes for now.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna get to the NBA trade deadline and all

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Speaker 1: that stuff and Lebron and all that stuff. But but

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Speaker 1: let me tell you something. When I am using the toilet,

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Speaker 1: I always, I always always finish it up with baby wipes. Okay. Now,

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Speaker 1: I don't flush the baby wipes because that's not good

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Speaker 1: for the environment. Okay, that's not good for the environment.

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Speaker 1: Those baby wipes. They get thrown out into the oceans.

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Speaker 1: They're fucking up the environment. Okay, watch Planet Blue season

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Speaker 1: two or is it Blue Planet season two on Netflix.

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Speaker 1: It's fantastic. You'll learn all about it. Okay, open your

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Speaker 1: of the week documentaries like Abducted in plain Sight. Okay,

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Speaker 1: it with a group of people. Otherwise it is a

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Speaker 1: know how we got on this subject, but we're bringing

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Speaker 1: it back to the NBA trade deadline. No trades for

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Speaker 1: the Lakers. LaVar Ball was on Undisputed yesterday talking crazy,

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Speaker 1: on Undisputed. I don't understand why Skip and Shannon don't like, like, like, Yo, Duke,

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Speaker 1: what what are you talking about? Duke? He said to

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Speaker 1: Shannon Sharp's face. A Lonzo Ball, my son is better

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Speaker 1: trying to get the second son, Jello, who didn't even

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Speaker 1: Tell your son to holler and me, Duke, he ain't

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Speaker 1: gets paid nothing, Jello Ball. If you listen to this, homie, Yo,

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Speaker 1: That's why you're not even getting an opportunity. Because this

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Speaker 1: motherfucker's just straight obnoxious. So the Lakers got nothing. Anthony Davis,

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Speaker 1: Hashtag awkward. Okay, the team that got the best out

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Speaker 1: We know what Marcusol can do it. He's big pass

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Speaker 1: you know, he's Marcusol. He needs no introduction. The seventies

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Speaker 1: going on. So I just hopefully I'll travel safe, you

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Speaker 1: know how we do. Uh. But I know it's not

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Speaker 1: the flight from Los Angeles to New York. It's the

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Speaker 1: flight from New York to Charlotte. That's the one. You

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Speaker 1: gotta pay attention to. New York to Charlotte is when

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Speaker 1: things could pop off. Those short flights New York to

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Speaker 1: l a Listen, you know, I get down. I save planes.

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Speaker 1: That's what I do. There's no way fans or butts

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Speaker 1: about that. I I saved planes and ship. Okay, but

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Speaker 1: New York to Charlotte, that's when you need to keep

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Speaker 1: your head on a swivel. Smaller planes, let's flight crew.

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Speaker 1: People are gonna be gacked up heading down to Charlotte

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Speaker 1: to the NBA All Star Game. That's when you gotta

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Speaker 1: be careful. Um. All right, listen, we got the six

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Speaker 1: Foxs of the Week coming up. And before we we

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Speaker 1: play that music, UM, we have reimagined, revamped, and remixed

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Speaker 1: the Sick Funk of the Week theme song. And it's

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Speaker 1: it's good. It's real good. If you never listened to

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Speaker 1: the Iron Wrap or stereo podcast, the Sick Funk of

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Speaker 1: the Weeks an award that has earned, not given. This

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Speaker 1: award that has earned, not given. Um, without further ado,

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Speaker 1: Miles Jordan's Please Please, Let's premier the brand new, all

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Speaker 1: encompassing two thousand nineteen reimagined Sick Fuck of the Week

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Speaker 1: theme song. This is an award that is earned, not given, earned,

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Speaker 1: not given. It's called the Sick the Fox of the one,

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Speaker 1: the Sick she's really fucking sick man, just fucking whack line.

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Speaker 1: Make him You smell like a sick fuck. You look

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Speaker 1: like a six is supposed to be on a plane.

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Speaker 1: You sick? You are you doing? Hey man? Leave that

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Speaker 1: chicken alone? Leave the chicken alone? What are you doing

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00:29:49,600 --> 00:29:57,000
Speaker 1: to the chicken that doesn't belong in? A chicken? All right?

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Speaker 1: You hear you here? The sick Fuck of the Week

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Speaker 1: theme song the remix, the two thousand and nine Funck

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Speaker 1: of the Week remix. You hear it first. That's the

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Speaker 1: first time we are dropping it ever on the I

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Speaker 1: M Rappaport Stereo podcast. Listen to the sweet sweet sick

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Speaker 1: Funk of the Week sounds. Uh it's that time. Oh yeah,

455
00:30:25,920 --> 00:30:29,880
Speaker 1: so many sick fox, so little time, So many sick fox,

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00:30:30,480 --> 00:30:35,520
Speaker 1: so little time. I mean we have just been inundated

457
00:30:37,040 --> 00:30:40,720
Speaker 1: by one sick funk after another, sick funck from of course,

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Speaker 1: the sick Funk of the Week, whisper Mike Schaefer. Um,

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Speaker 1: I mean I'm getting it from everywhere. Of course. My

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Speaker 1: guy O G. Paul wall is always sending in people

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00:30:50,480 --> 00:30:53,000
Speaker 1: and different people on Twitter, Instagram. I see them all.

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00:30:53,040 --> 00:30:54,479
Speaker 1: I try to get to them all. Listen we can

463
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Speaker 1: only do so many sick Fox of the week without

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Speaker 1: turning into sick fox ourself. Uh, some of you out there,

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Speaker 1: including me, might be dealing with your own personal sick fox.

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Speaker 1: Stay strong, stay vigilant. I know that. Uh. I have

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00:31:14,840 --> 00:31:18,000
Speaker 1: one that comes and goes in my life. Oh yeah,

468
00:31:18,200 --> 00:31:21,560
Speaker 1: just when I'm not paying attention. Boom, It's like a

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Speaker 1: fucking firecracker blowing up right in your hand. Uh. Anybody

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00:31:25,880 --> 00:31:27,960
Speaker 1: out there that's dealing with their own personal sick fox,

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Speaker 1: although they might not be eligible for the six Fox

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Speaker 1: of the week, stay strong, stay vigilant. Both guys and

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Speaker 1: girls out there. I know everybody might be dealing with them.

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Speaker 1: But without further ado, here is the sick Funk of

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Speaker 1: the Week segment. The sick Funk of the Week is

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Speaker 1: an award that has earned, not given U an award

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Speaker 1: that has earned not given. It goes out to a

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Speaker 1: certain type of person with a certain uh what do

479
00:31:51,320 --> 00:31:55,760
Speaker 1: the French say? Um oh yeah, a genes qua. Uh

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00:31:55,800 --> 00:32:00,240
Speaker 1: so let's get to it. The first guy who looks

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00:32:00,240 --> 00:32:02,640
Speaker 1: like a sick fuck, and he's a young sick fuck.

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00:32:02,680 --> 00:32:05,760
Speaker 1: He's a millennial sick funck. He's a nineteen year old

483
00:32:06,400 --> 00:32:11,520
Speaker 1: sick fuck named Daniel Bennett from Alabama. And I don't

484
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Speaker 1: even think they have the internet down in Alabama. So somehow,

485
00:32:14,480 --> 00:32:17,200
Speaker 1: some way, someone's gonna have to get in touch with

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Speaker 1: Daniel Bennett and let him know, uh that he's been

487
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Speaker 1: put on the list. But Daniel Bennett six nineteen year

488
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Speaker 1: old sick fuck who was arrested last year, he's a

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Speaker 1: two time loser. This cock sucker was arrested last year

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Speaker 1: for molesting a twenty year old mayor a twenty year

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Speaker 1: old horse named Holly. Sorry Polly, shout out to the horse,

492
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Speaker 1: no disrespect. I want to make sure you get the name.

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Speaker 1: This is the victim. Polly's the victim. Need to get

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Speaker 1: her name correct. A twenty year old horse was molested

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Speaker 1: by this sick fuck last year. He was arrested. Why

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Speaker 1: he's out of jail. I have no idea. Okay, my

497
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Speaker 1: mom has horses. She loves horses. This story really really

498
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Speaker 1: fucking hit home, man. This cocksucker is out in Alabama

499
00:33:10,280 --> 00:33:15,520
Speaker 1: fucking horses, Okay. And the other day he was picked

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Speaker 1: up carrying a large rubber sex toy with some sort

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Speaker 1: of tube attached to it, a taser, scissors, and a

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00:33:29,200 --> 00:33:33,800
Speaker 1: box of razor blades. The police are unclear what the

503
00:33:33,920 --> 00:33:35,959
Speaker 1: funk this guy was gonna do with it, but he

504
00:33:36,040 --> 00:33:40,200
Speaker 1: was broken. He broke into somebody else's home. He had

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Speaker 1: actually broken into several homes in the neighborhood. And he

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Speaker 1: was riding his bicycle with rubber dicks, a tube attached

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Speaker 1: to it, a taser, scissors, and a box of razor blades.

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Speaker 1: This is a two time sick fuck. Okay, I don't

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Speaker 1: know what you do with him. Okay, his entire file

510
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Speaker 1: needs to be checked. Why is he out on the

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Speaker 1: streets after having his way with that poor old twenty

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Speaker 1: year old horse, poor Polly? Why is this guy free

513
00:34:16,920 --> 00:34:21,920
Speaker 1: and clear? We we'll be staying close keeping our eyes

514
00:34:22,160 --> 00:34:27,960
Speaker 1: on this case. In St. Louis, a forty three year

515
00:34:27,920 --> 00:34:31,080
Speaker 1: old woman who looks like a fucking witch straight up,

516
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Speaker 1: which um. She was arrested in St. Louis after she

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Speaker 1: tore her husband's genitals off with her own teeth as

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Speaker 1: an act of alleged in fidelity. If you look at

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00:34:47,200 --> 00:34:51,759
Speaker 1: this woman, she is every single thing you think of

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00:34:52,640 --> 00:34:55,160
Speaker 1: when you think of a sick fuck. Now, by the

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Speaker 1: looks of things, I can't see her teeth, but it

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Speaker 1: looks like she does not have teeth, but apparent she does,

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Speaker 1: and they are very very sharp. She told the police

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Speaker 1: that she had spent many hours sharpening her teeth with

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Speaker 1: a nail file over the last week in order to

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Speaker 1: make the castration easier. She finally put her plan to action.

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Speaker 1: She told her husband they were gonna have a little

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Speaker 1: kinky sex. She was tying his hands in his arms,

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Speaker 1: his hands, and his feet to the bed as a

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Speaker 1: sexual game. She went down and gave him filat show

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Speaker 1: and bit the man on his penis, teared his testicles

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Speaker 1: from her body. She then left him there severely bleeding.

533
00:35:40,360 --> 00:35:43,279
Speaker 1: Blah blah blah blah blah. She was smoking drugs. You

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00:35:43,320 --> 00:35:48,480
Speaker 1: know how these stories end. It's real, it's true, and

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Speaker 1: she is a sick fuck from Missouri. God Lee, Christina

536
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Speaker 1: Palmer Anderson, Why why did you do that? I don't

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Speaker 1: know if there's any sort of premeditated frustration that she

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Speaker 1: could be charged with, but goodness gracious, when the police

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00:36:06,280 --> 00:36:09,040
Speaker 1: got her, When the police came, she said, and I quote,

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Speaker 1: and I'm not making this up. I bait his dick off.

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00:36:12,880 --> 00:36:17,400
Speaker 1: I bait his dick off. I bait his dick off.

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00:36:17,640 --> 00:36:20,720
Speaker 1: Look it up. If you don't believe me. The only

543
00:36:20,800 --> 00:36:23,840
Speaker 1: thing that we do fact check on the Iron Rapports

544
00:36:23,840 --> 00:36:27,759
Speaker 1: Stereo podcast consistently is the sick Fox of the Week.

545
00:36:27,800 --> 00:36:31,319
Speaker 1: Because it sounds so far out, so way out there.

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00:36:31,560 --> 00:36:34,040
Speaker 1: We need to make sure we're not getting conned, hustled

547
00:36:34,120 --> 00:36:36,399
Speaker 1: and putting fake sick funks of the week out there,

548
00:36:36,440 --> 00:36:38,640
Speaker 1: fake news, fake sick funk of the week news. We

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00:36:38,680 --> 00:36:42,600
Speaker 1: don't want to do that update on a sick funk

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00:36:42,640 --> 00:36:48,600
Speaker 1: of the week. Brian Alties, miss Alties, the teacher from

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00:36:48,719 --> 00:36:52,880
Speaker 1: Utah who's actually very pretty cute, cute, nice, like if

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00:36:52,920 --> 00:36:54,640
Speaker 1: you saw her like on the street and be like, hey,

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00:36:54,640 --> 00:36:56,960
Speaker 1: how are you doing. Her name is Brian Altice. I

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Speaker 1: guess she was known as Mrs Alties. She was being

555
00:37:00,800 --> 00:37:04,799
Speaker 1: she was giving two to thirty years in prison. It

556
00:37:04,920 --> 00:37:08,319
Speaker 1: was a high profile case. We covered this. Um, this

557
00:37:08,400 --> 00:37:12,600
Speaker 1: is just a follow up. She was having sex with

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Speaker 1: three or four of her students, sixteen and seventeen year

559
00:37:17,160 --> 00:37:20,759
Speaker 1: old boys. I mean, she's she's wild. She's wild. She

560
00:37:20,840 --> 00:37:23,400
Speaker 1: wasn't just working around with one student and they were

561
00:37:23,440 --> 00:37:26,880
Speaker 1: boys students. She was working around with a few of them. Um.

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Speaker 1: She is trying to defend herself saying that that The

563
00:37:30,920 --> 00:37:34,359
Speaker 1: relationship was a good thing because while she was with

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Speaker 1: the boys, their grades went up. Yo. Of course their

565
00:37:39,120 --> 00:37:41,480
Speaker 1: grades went up. You were doing their fucking homework for

566
00:37:41,520 --> 00:37:44,000
Speaker 1: them after you were sucking them, you sick, fuck you.

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00:37:45,320 --> 00:37:48,680
Speaker 1: She helped improve their grades. That's what was beneficial from

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00:37:48,719 --> 00:37:53,520
Speaker 1: the relationship. Uh. I gotta be honest, Brian alties miss

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00:37:53,560 --> 00:37:57,040
Speaker 1: aut she's she's she's cute, she's uh. I mean she

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00:37:57,080 --> 00:37:59,560
Speaker 1: showed up in my classroom. I was seventeen years old,

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Speaker 1: and I was, uh, you know, the student, and she

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00:38:02,960 --> 00:38:06,000
Speaker 1: wanted to, uh, you know, take me in the jim

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Speaker 1: and maybe we do a little lumpy lumpy. I wouldn't resist. Um,

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Speaker 1: this is gonna probably make it to the end of

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Speaker 1: the year. I have a feeling this is gonna be

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Speaker 1: definitely top fifteen, top ten, six fuck of the year here, Um,

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00:38:20,760 --> 00:38:23,360
Speaker 1: this is this is way out there and it's a

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00:38:23,400 --> 00:38:27,040
Speaker 1: slow pitch right up the middle. Um this comes in

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Speaker 1: from Nebraska. Who Also, I don't think parts of Nebraska

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00:38:31,239 --> 00:38:35,839
Speaker 1: actually have internet yet. Also, um, so these people will

581
00:38:35,880 --> 00:38:39,239
Speaker 1: not be notified of of being sick Fox of the week.

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00:38:39,239 --> 00:38:42,040
Speaker 1: Hopefully they'll catch it someway somehow. Maybe there's internet and

583
00:38:42,239 --> 00:38:45,160
Speaker 1: spotty parts of library or something like that. All right,

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00:38:45,200 --> 00:38:48,160
Speaker 1: this is a family affair of sick fox. This is

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00:38:49,120 --> 00:38:53,320
Speaker 1: this is way, way, way the funk out there. Travis

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00:38:53,520 --> 00:38:58,279
Speaker 1: field Grove, it's thirty nine and he's twenty one year

587
00:38:58,320 --> 00:39:03,239
Speaker 1: old daughter some Amantha Kirshner, have each been charged with

588
00:39:03,320 --> 00:39:08,240
Speaker 1: one count of incest. The father and the daughter had

589
00:39:08,600 --> 00:39:13,280
Speaker 1: sex with each other, but the whole thing started because

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00:39:13,280 --> 00:39:18,280
Speaker 1: there is a half sister that the young lady, Samantha Kirshner,

591
00:39:18,880 --> 00:39:24,640
Speaker 1: was in a contest with to see who can fuck

592
00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:27,520
Speaker 1: their dad first. That was the name of the game,

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00:39:27,640 --> 00:39:31,640
Speaker 1: who can fuck daddy first. It sounds like a really sick,

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00:39:32,160 --> 00:39:36,680
Speaker 1: twisted porn, but it's real life. It's in Nebraska, and

595
00:39:36,760 --> 00:39:40,480
Speaker 1: you could look it up. For some reason. The dad,

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00:39:40,520 --> 00:39:46,919
Speaker 1: Travis field Grove, in his mug shot, he's smirking, which

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00:39:46,920 --> 00:39:50,400
Speaker 1: goes to show, yes, indeed, you are a sick fuck

598
00:39:50,560 --> 00:39:54,440
Speaker 1: of the week. This is way out there. It's totally factual.

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00:39:54,800 --> 00:39:58,399
Speaker 1: It's in Nebraska. Once again, I do not know if

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00:39:58,440 --> 00:40:02,560
Speaker 1: the entire state of Nebrata Scott has Internet service yet,

601
00:40:03,920 --> 00:40:07,120
Speaker 1: but this is real. This is true. Congratulations, you are

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00:40:07,200 --> 00:40:10,440
Speaker 1: now the sick Fox of the week along with Bill

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00:40:10,560 --> 00:40:15,560
Speaker 1: fucking Cosby. Bill Cosby has been moved to general population

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00:40:15,719 --> 00:40:20,520
Speaker 1: GPS that we call it. In the Philadelphia suburban jail

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00:40:20,560 --> 00:40:24,800
Speaker 1: that he's at. Bill Cosby is walking around the prison

606
00:40:25,640 --> 00:40:32,120
Speaker 1: diagnosing people as Dr Huxable. This motherfucker thinks he's Cliff Huxtable,

607
00:40:32,160 --> 00:40:38,200
Speaker 1: the character that he played on The Cosby Show. Yo,

608
00:40:38,400 --> 00:40:43,719
Speaker 1: my man, is in GP trying to give doctors recommendations

609
00:40:43,760 --> 00:40:49,439
Speaker 1: on health and psychosis. He says he's legally blind. Other

610
00:40:49,440 --> 00:40:53,640
Speaker 1: people are saying it's totally bullshit. But you know, Bill

611
00:40:53,680 --> 00:40:59,920
Speaker 1: Cosby's in jail, and Bill Cosby is in jail playing doctor.

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00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:04,839
Speaker 1: Are still yes? Still? Another follow up on a sick

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00:41:04,880 --> 00:41:08,880
Speaker 1: Funk of the week. Um, this guy again, UM, I

614
00:41:08,960 --> 00:41:11,759
Speaker 1: don't see how anyone's gonna beat him. Uh, you know

615
00:41:11,800 --> 00:41:17,239
Speaker 1: who I'm talking about. It's the Phoenix nurse, the Arizona

616
00:41:17,360 --> 00:41:24,560
Speaker 1: nurse who impregnated an incapacitated woman. She was in a

617
00:41:24,640 --> 00:41:29,120
Speaker 1: vegetable like coma for the last I think it's twelve years.

618
00:41:29,840 --> 00:41:32,200
Speaker 1: It was reported as fourteen years. At one point it

619
00:41:32,239 --> 00:41:36,640
Speaker 1: was ten years. It's now being reported as twelve years. Um.

620
00:41:36,800 --> 00:41:39,000
Speaker 1: I said, this guy has to be the sick funk

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Speaker 1: of the year, and everybody else is just vehementley passionately

622
00:41:43,320 --> 00:41:47,640
Speaker 1: fighting for second place. Uh, this sick fuck has pleaded

623
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Speaker 1: not guilty. Okay, this case is gonna be something we're

624
00:41:51,480 --> 00:41:55,600
Speaker 1: following until the bitter end. Hopefully, hopefully it ends with

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Speaker 1: this guy the Phoenix nurse who impregnated the to say

626
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:05,040
Speaker 1: abled woman. Hopefully it ends with this guy getting fucked

627
00:42:05,360 --> 00:42:08,680
Speaker 1: himself in prison, that's right, getting that good old wonderbread

628
00:42:08,719 --> 00:42:12,960
Speaker 1: bag and olive oil treatment. Maybe he'll get fucked into

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00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:15,640
Speaker 1: a vegetable state himself. That would be nice for him.

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Speaker 1: More to come from that case. In Australia, Mate, Hey, mate,

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Speaker 1: I don't know if that's Australian accent or a British accent.

632
00:42:24,640 --> 00:42:26,560
Speaker 1: I don't care. I don't like either one of them.

633
00:42:26,600 --> 00:42:30,080
Speaker 1: I like the Australian accent better than the British accent.

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00:42:30,120 --> 00:42:32,439
Speaker 1: It just has a little bit more bite and and

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Speaker 1: and and character to it, and a little bit more

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00:42:35,280 --> 00:42:39,560
Speaker 1: to it. Um, you know Australian fisherman. Uh, congratulations, you

637
00:42:39,600 --> 00:42:43,080
Speaker 1: are the sick funk of the week. Also, um, he's

638
00:42:43,120 --> 00:42:47,160
Speaker 1: a fisherman. He caught a shark, a baby shark, a

639
00:42:47,200 --> 00:42:50,440
Speaker 1: baby shark while fishing. Instead of throwing it back Um,

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00:42:51,160 --> 00:42:55,680
Speaker 1: sharks are dinosaurs. Sharks are the last a line of

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Speaker 1: c dinosaurs. As you know, I've been watching my Netflix

642
00:42:59,280 --> 00:43:05,279
Speaker 1: series Uh and very passionately watching it Planet Blue. Um.

643
00:43:05,320 --> 00:43:07,640
Speaker 1: It's really opening my eyes to what is going on

644
00:43:08,280 --> 00:43:12,040
Speaker 1: out there in the ocean. It's a whole other world

645
00:43:12,080 --> 00:43:18,320
Speaker 1: out there in the ocean. Well, this sick fuck uh

646
00:43:18,520 --> 00:43:22,880
Speaker 1: caught the baby shark and UM used it as a bong.

647
00:43:24,080 --> 00:43:27,319
Speaker 1: That's right. He opened up the guts, opened up the

648
00:43:27,360 --> 00:43:32,520
Speaker 1: back and used the shark as a bung you sick

649
00:43:33,040 --> 00:43:35,239
Speaker 1: fuck you. And he posted the video because that's what

650
00:43:35,360 --> 00:43:39,879
Speaker 1: sick fox do. Okay, they do the crime and then

651
00:43:40,040 --> 00:43:43,799
Speaker 1: post it. Okay, he took a lot of heat. He's

652
00:43:43,840 --> 00:43:46,239
Speaker 1: in the fishing community. Apparently this is this is like

653
00:43:46,360 --> 00:43:50,520
Speaker 1: blasphemy in the fishing community. Hopefully, hopefully some of those

654
00:43:50,560 --> 00:43:55,360
Speaker 1: tough Australian fishermen will use him as a fucking bod somehow,

655
00:43:55,760 --> 00:44:00,520
Speaker 1: some way. If you catch a baby shark, okay and fishing,

656
00:44:00,760 --> 00:44:06,760
Speaker 1: throw it back in. Don't smoke it, okay, get yourself

657
00:44:06,800 --> 00:44:09,920
Speaker 1: a glass pipe, roll yourself a blunt thought. He was

658
00:44:09,960 --> 00:44:16,320
Speaker 1: a fucking shark. This guy, Uh, slow pitch, slow pitch,

659
00:44:16,560 --> 00:44:22,920
Speaker 1: sick fuck Look him up. Joseph Luise Hilliard, H I

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Speaker 1: L Y A R D. This is in cotton Wood, Arizona.

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00:44:30,160 --> 00:44:34,520
Speaker 1: I've never heard of Cottonwood, Arizona, Okay, And and and

662
00:44:34,560 --> 00:44:36,960
Speaker 1: just by the sound of things, it sounds like there

663
00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:41,920
Speaker 1: are some suspect people out there in Cottonwood, Arizona. This

664
00:44:42,120 --> 00:44:45,640
Speaker 1: sick piece of shit was arrested a few days ago

665
00:44:47,280 --> 00:44:52,000
Speaker 1: during a meeting with his probation officer. He had been

666
00:44:52,040 --> 00:44:58,240
Speaker 1: contacting young women on line. He sent pictures of his loaf,

667
00:44:58,960 --> 00:45:06,719
Speaker 1: of his pipe dick. Apparently, this dumb sick fuck as

668
00:45:06,760 --> 00:45:12,000
Speaker 1: a tattoo on his loaf that says and I quote

669
00:45:12,680 --> 00:45:18,320
Speaker 1: fun size. That's right. Well, this asshole scumbag sent the

670
00:45:18,400 --> 00:45:22,359
Speaker 1: picture of his fun sized loaf to a sixteen year

671
00:45:22,360 --> 00:45:27,080
Speaker 1: old girl. Can't do that. I can't fucking do that.

672
00:45:27,120 --> 00:45:29,839
Speaker 1: He was bagged, arrested. I am sure he will be

673
00:45:29,880 --> 00:45:35,719
Speaker 1: taken well care of when he's locked down. Nobody likes

674
00:45:35,719 --> 00:45:40,400
Speaker 1: sexual predators. We're gonna see how that fun size tattoo

675
00:45:40,880 --> 00:45:43,719
Speaker 1: works out for you in prison, you sick funk you

676
00:45:46,160 --> 00:45:51,680
Speaker 1: oh man. And finally man in South cakallaka South Carolina,

677
00:45:52,560 --> 00:45:54,920
Speaker 1: this dumbass again. She did it on Facebook people. I

678
00:45:54,920 --> 00:45:56,960
Speaker 1: don't know why people do this on You have to

679
00:45:57,000 --> 00:45:59,520
Speaker 1: be so either have to be on drugs and just

680
00:45:59,719 --> 00:46:04,880
Speaker 1: really dumb to do stuff like this. This woman who

681
00:46:05,040 --> 00:46:07,200
Speaker 1: is thirty three years old, she looks young herself. She

682
00:46:07,239 --> 00:46:12,160
Speaker 1: looks probably like twenty um. She posted a video of

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00:46:12,280 --> 00:46:17,880
Speaker 1: her of her her sleeping baby on Facebook, and she

684
00:46:17,960 --> 00:46:21,880
Speaker 1: woke her sleeping baby up by throwing a bottle of

685
00:46:21,960 --> 00:46:26,239
Speaker 1: water on her. The little baby woke up coughing. She

686
00:46:26,320 --> 00:46:31,480
Speaker 1: said this was in retaliation of her sleeping baby waking

687
00:46:31,960 --> 00:46:36,080
Speaker 1: her up. She said on the video and I quote

688
00:46:37,920 --> 00:46:40,080
Speaker 1: payback for waking me up all kinds of times in

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Speaker 1: the night. Now you're getting locked up, dummy, who to

690
00:46:44,239 --> 00:46:46,520
Speaker 1: a to an infant? You threw water on your infant

691
00:46:46,520 --> 00:46:49,440
Speaker 1: because your infant woke you up all kinds of times

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Speaker 1: of the night. Lock her up, put her away, Caitlin

693
00:46:53,920 --> 00:46:59,640
Speaker 1: Alice hearty, congratulations and nutcase. And there you have it.

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Speaker 1: That's this week's sick Fox of the Week. Miles, take

695
00:47:04,360 --> 00:47:10,080
Speaker 1: us out with that remix again one more time. This

696
00:47:10,160 --> 00:47:13,560
Speaker 1: is an award that is earned, not given, earned, not given.

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00:47:13,640 --> 00:47:17,080
Speaker 1: It's called the sick, the Fox of the I'm the sick.

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00:47:17,560 --> 00:47:21,880
Speaker 1: She's really fucking sick man. She's sucking whack live make him.

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00:47:22,160 --> 00:47:24,960
Speaker 1: You smell like a sick fuck You look like a

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00:47:25,040 --> 00:47:27,080
Speaker 1: six A supposed to be on a plane. You sick?

701
00:47:27,680 --> 00:47:30,480
Speaker 1: Are you doing? Hey? Man? Leave that chicken alone. Leave

702
00:47:30,560 --> 00:47:33,240
Speaker 1: the chicken alone. What are you doing to the chicken

703
00:47:33,600 --> 00:47:40,680
Speaker 1: that doesn't belong in a chicken? All right? That's it's,

704
00:47:40,719 --> 00:47:44,640
Speaker 1: that's it. I can't take it anymore. I can't take

705
00:47:44,680 --> 00:47:49,399
Speaker 1: it anymore. Um, I am rappoor stereo podcast. I'm out.

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00:47:49,520 --> 00:47:56,759
Speaker 1: I told you, YO told you. Guys March in Oxnard, California,

707
00:47:57,000 --> 00:48:03,520
Speaker 1: Levity Live doing Stand Up March on Thursday night at

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Speaker 1: the Ontario Improv The Improvisation in Ontario. Tickets are available.

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Speaker 1: If you're out there, I know some of you are.

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Speaker 1: Come rock with me. I'll meet and greet afterwards. Okay,

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00:48:16,239 --> 00:48:18,359
Speaker 1: I'll funk with everybody afterwards. I'm not gonna I gotta

712
00:48:18,400 --> 00:48:22,399
Speaker 1: drive home anyway. I'll funk with everybody afterwards. Uh. If

713
00:48:22,400 --> 00:48:25,160
Speaker 1: you're a podcast, listen, I ain't fucking with just Joe Schmo,

714
00:48:25,280 --> 00:48:30,479
Speaker 1: Joe Schmos. Um, that's it. Uh, Miles Jordan's it's that time.

715
00:48:30,560 --> 00:48:32,279
Speaker 1: I I need you to take me out of here

716
00:48:32,280 --> 00:48:34,640
Speaker 1: with something nice. I need you to take me out

717
00:48:34,640 --> 00:48:37,640
Speaker 1: of here with something real nice, uh, something real proper,

718
00:48:37,680 --> 00:48:41,040
Speaker 1: but most of all, most of all, take me out

719
00:48:41,080 --> 00:49:01,440
Speaker 1: of here with something real funky. I'm done, and then

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Speaker 1: in the bud, but pass the fron