WEBVTT - An Invitation To The Party

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<v Speaker 1>Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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<v Speaker 1>four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today. The

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<v Speaker 1>subject is his wife is using me. Wait till you

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<v Speaker 1>hear this letter, and you will in just a little bit.

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<v Speaker 1>But first we gotta get to the nephew and the

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<v Speaker 1>praying phone call for today. Nephew, what you got for us? Uh?

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<v Speaker 1>This right here is an invitation to the party. An

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<v Speaker 1>invitation to the party, got dog if you uh, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to reach Danny. Yeah, what's up this? Hey, Danny?

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<v Speaker 1>How you doing. My name is Paul Man. How you

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<v Speaker 1>doing today? Rob? I'm good man, I'm good. What's up hey?

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<v Speaker 1>And I want to reach out to you. Man, um

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<v Speaker 1>bout your wife? You're you're you're married to Nicole? Right?

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<v Speaker 1>I want to make sure I got the right person. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>yeahs again. My name is Paul Man. I know Nicole.

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<v Speaker 1>Nicole knows my wife. My wife is Regina, and uh,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, we know we know Nicole real well. Man.

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<v Speaker 1>We just trying to uh we was trying to actually

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<v Speaker 1>see about getting it. You guys, uh come out and

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<v Speaker 1>uh maybe maybe go out on a double days. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>we all go out into town, so you know, my

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<v Speaker 1>wife Nicole. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean she she um,

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<v Speaker 1>I got your number out of Nicole's phone and okay,

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<v Speaker 1>hold on wait wait wait what you mean you got

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<v Speaker 1>my number of Nicole's phone? You you got you you you.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not understanding what's going on though, Okay, let me

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<v Speaker 1>let me, let me try to break this down to you. Man. Uh, myself,

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<v Speaker 1>my wife, Ruginia, and the cold uh. We we've all

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<v Speaker 1>actually been hanging out lately, you know, in the last

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<v Speaker 1>last six weeks or two months. You know. Now, you

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<v Speaker 1>ain't hanging up with my wife. Okay, my my wife

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<v Speaker 1>with me all the time, bro, So you know you

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<v Speaker 1>might want to you might have a wrong number. No, no,

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<v Speaker 1>you you you Danny right, I'm Danny, okay, and the

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<v Speaker 1>coal is is your wife. The coal is like about

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<v Speaker 1>five for four or five for five light life. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but you ain't. You ain't hanging out, would Okay? Man,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to explain to you what's going on, and

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<v Speaker 1>now if you want to listen to me, cool, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>just trying. Okay, here, here's what's up. Get to your

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<v Speaker 1>point man. Me, Nicole and my wife have been swinging.

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<v Speaker 1>That's some boys, that's some boys, and you know what,

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<v Speaker 1>you walp the wrong feet though you did some buys

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<v Speaker 1>you you you know, just just just some buys. Hey, man,

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<v Speaker 1>I wanted I wanted to call you and tell you

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<v Speaker 1>what was going on and see if you wanted to

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<v Speaker 1>you my, my, that's the wrong number for show. Trust me.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's just break this down. How many Danny is it? Dog?

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<v Speaker 1>It ain't that me? So I mean, dude, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>you're gonna be in denial? Are you're gonna go? And

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<v Speaker 1>except when I'm trying to tell you, I'm trying to

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<v Speaker 1>Tom no me know what I'm trying to about you

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<v Speaker 1>to come hang out with me and the girls? You know,

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<v Speaker 1>do you want to? Do you want to? I mean

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<v Speaker 1>this might be something you might like if you tried, man,

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<v Speaker 1>because I mean, we don't have a lot of fun

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<v Speaker 1>with the color. What what the you mean that far

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<v Speaker 1>with you? Ain't no guy fun with the pole? So

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<v Speaker 1>what you're trying to tell I mean you're trying to

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<v Speaker 1>tell you we had fun with Nicole. I explain to you.

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<v Speaker 1>We we're gonna explain my No, that explains man lit

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<v Speaker 1>some boys. Well, I want I know my wife and

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<v Speaker 1>I know she a boy like that and I never

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<v Speaker 1>heard that. I had never heard of you and your wife,

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<v Speaker 1>and we've been a up over a year. So this

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<v Speaker 1>some boy. Okay, Well, here's something to do. Something you

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<v Speaker 1>need to understand. Man. You know your wife understand nothing.

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<v Speaker 1>You need understand your wife. But I know what to

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<v Speaker 1>I know, I know, I know nicolee. Now, I mean

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<v Speaker 1>in the coldest you know what, where you at. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>I'm rolling through the city right now. I got to work.

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta do. But I'm just trying to see. I

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<v Speaker 1>need to put my eyes on you. I need to

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<v Speaker 1>put my eyes on your money. Okay, Hey, man, do

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<v Speaker 1>you want to come and do what we'll be doing?

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<v Speaker 1>And so you're trying to tell me that my wife

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<v Speaker 1>and then with another woman. Yes, man, it is beautiful. Dog.

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<v Speaker 1>You gotta see it, man, you man, dog, I'm just

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<v Speaker 1>trying to keep it real with you. Dog. I was

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<v Speaker 1>just trying to let you, man, let you know what

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<v Speaker 1>was going on. See, I'm thinking you might want to

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<v Speaker 1>be a you know, you know, trying to yourself. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>That's all I'm thinking. Man, I ain't I ain't trying

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<v Speaker 1>to start nothing. You know what more, I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>know him, guy, Paul, I don't know the more keen

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<v Speaker 1>and I don't know why you're calling my phone. And

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<v Speaker 1>I tell you what, when my wife get home, I'm fine.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not for this. Some boys this some boys many problem. Okay, dog,

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<v Speaker 1>calm down though, man, Now call my you know, call

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<v Speaker 1>mama number out here. You're gonna tell me to calm down.

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<v Speaker 1>You tell them you get my wife. Your wife's thinking

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<v Speaker 1>with my another My wife was another one. Damn. The

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<v Speaker 1>Timmy is the one that told us that Nicole was down. Tommy, Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>dog nephew, Timmy from the Steve Barkley Morning Show. Heyn

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<v Speaker 1>a few times me man from the Steve bove Morning Show.

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<v Speaker 1>Your wife and Nicold got me to pray. Phone call

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<v Speaker 1>you dog man. That ain't even funny. Wow, wow, when

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<v Speaker 1>you're all right, you're all right? Man, man, I'm played,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm blamed. I'm glad. This was just the border show. Man.

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<v Speaker 1>Y'all just met me. But look here, man, somebody you

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<v Speaker 1>know what, somebody gonna get your You gotta do SHO.

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<v Speaker 1>Gotta ask you, man, what is the baddest and I

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<v Speaker 1>mean the baddest radio show in the land ain't number one? Man? Uh?

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<v Speaker 1>What what if y'all don't get on your feet and

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<v Speaker 1>get me a standing hope. But it's enough here what

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<v Speaker 1>Steve U? What I started doing so Doug, Yes, sir.

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<v Speaker 1>At the end of these place, stopped asking people what

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<v Speaker 1>is what is the baddest morning? Keep your name out?

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<v Speaker 1>I want to be disassociated with Tommy. That one was there, man,

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<v Speaker 1>that was too far, dude. I'm just trying to invite

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<v Speaker 1>the man to the party. What why we gotta get

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<v Speaker 1>you all this praise at the end, Just why? I

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<v Speaker 1>don't want to leave a man left out? He missing

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<v Speaker 1>out and you got you gotta see it, dog, it's beautiful.

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<v Speaker 1>You gotta talk too much? You want to see it

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<v Speaker 1>or not? What come on, eh, we're hooking up again

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<v Speaker 1>next theirs you want to see it or not? H

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<v Speaker 1>I love black men, black men, be real, boy, talking

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<v Speaker 1>about my wife. You ain't talking about my wife. Know

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<v Speaker 1>you ain't talking about my wife. They get that right quick.

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<v Speaker 1>You ain't talking about my wife though, not at all.

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<v Speaker 1>With my wife with me all the time. Well, but

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<v Speaker 1>then when she ain't with you, we over here playing okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So you just you just go do shows and don't

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<v Speaker 1>even be nervous or nothing. Just walk on out there.

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<v Speaker 1>Walking in and ain't even worried about. That's the characteristics

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<v Speaker 1>of being stupid. I gotta go do the show, Junior,

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta If I'm gonna go do stand up, I

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<v Speaker 1>gotta go. Before you look over your shoulder, nothing, you

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<v Speaker 1>feel nothing. That's one of the characteristics. Yeah, Tommy, that

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<v Speaker 1>was too far? What what good is a prank? Y'all?

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<v Speaker 1>If I don't go too far? I mean, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>what's the prank? He felt short on that? Why? Why

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<v Speaker 1>would I do that? Say that again? Uh? Now, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna use another word. You did what on that? He fail? Shot?

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<v Speaker 1>What he said? Thank you? That's one thing. We ain't

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<v Speaker 1>got to worry about you falling short and nothing because

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<v Speaker 1>any shout of all right, thank you, if you're coming up,

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<v Speaker 1>it is a strawberry letter. The subject his wife is

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<v Speaker 1>using me. Will get into that. Right after this. You're

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<v Speaker 1>listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.