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Speaker 1: yeas always Polly Foolsco. Here with Tony Foolsco and Tony.

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Speaker 1: We made headlines again last week we did. We had

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Speaker 1: this week we're gonna make headlines again because we're gonna

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Speaker 1: talk about a huge scandal in the sport of horse racing. Now,

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Speaker 1: all three or four of them. And that's why we're

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Speaker 1: him from Monday Night football, College Football, ESPN, ABC whatever,

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Speaker 1: and you know, Tony, we're gonna ask him some tough questions,

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Speaker 1: you know, ask him if he saw anything you know,

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Speaker 1: Bob Baffort, the trainer banned from Churchill Downs because his

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Speaker 1: Now Baffort is saying this is unfair and he's being wronged,

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Speaker 1: right Tony. Of course, you know that in the old days,

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Speaker 1: it's because you had a chemical fueled monstrosity of science

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