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Speaker 3: So how do you dare to surbey me? Welcome to

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Speaker 3: I said, no gifts. I'm Richard Winneger. Look, we have

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Speaker 3: So that's something that I'm dealing with a new chapter

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Speaker 3: Our guests. I adore I just love this man. It's

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Speaker 3: Damien Fahe Damien, welcome to I said, no gifts, thank you.

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Speaker 4: I adore you too. You're one of my favorite favorite people.

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Speaker 4: I'd never see you ever, but we've hung out like

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Speaker 4: And in fact, I didn't want to mention it on

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Speaker 3: Wow, And then you're just ushered into this prize patrol

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Speaker 4: Oh no, not that. Not that I've been able to

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Speaker 2: Why why did he do it?

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Speaker 3: from It said care of Damien Fahey, but was addressed

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Speaker 3: I never heard care of works.

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Speaker 4: I didn't either. I was hoping I is I had

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Speaker 3: I don't know the pologies.

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Speaker 2: Well, you are caring for it. You are like caring

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Speaker 3: Think, right, I guess I'm now the caretaker, the unwilling

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Speaker 3: be on the podcast it's called I said, no gifts.

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Speaker 3: I said no gifts, so I'm going to pick it

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Speaker 3: up now. It's you haven't opened it. It hasn't been opened.

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Speaker 3: It's in kind of a bag. This is Born to

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Speaker 4: Wait are you serious? Wait? That's what it came in.

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Speaker 3: It's hard to say. Nobody can say how it ended

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Speaker 3: I'm going to say there has only been to this date,

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Speaker 3: I think one gift that I was aware of before

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Speaker 2: Oh okay, okay, good. Whatever is in this bag?

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Speaker 3: I don't know what's happening in here, and that's why

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Speaker 3: I'm going to ask you, is this a gift for me?

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Speaker 2: That is a gift for you? Yes?

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Speaker 3: Okay, let me get in here, okay, shoe to shoe. Yeah, okay,

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I cannot wait to see what's in here. I

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Speaker 3: Just absolutely shred the gift.

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Speaker 4: The gift cut it in half. No, you can't, just

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Speaker 4: It's like a rope at a white person's wedding neck

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Speaker 3: Right. It says, so there's a picture of a cruise

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Speaker 4: It's a lot of suspense buildings for what would be next.

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Speaker 4: That's what it is. I have no cruise control. It's

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Speaker 3: million different It's dead on so many lives. I will

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Speaker 3: This just recently? Where did you get this? Was it

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Speaker 4: and I go, well, there it is, there it is, that's.

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Speaker 2: What he needs.

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Speaker 4: We share the same affinity for women who are pleased

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Speaker 4: know if it's perceived. I just think too much. And

438
00:24:37,720 --> 00:24:40,679
Speaker 4: these people are like, I know what I like. I

439
00:24:40,760 --> 00:24:43,200
Speaker 4: like a big old ship with a bunch of strangers

440
00:24:43,200 --> 00:24:48,360
Speaker 4: and screaming children. I like a little gift shop, you know, fruit,

441
00:24:48,760 --> 00:24:53,320
Speaker 4: fresh fruit, wine, and I like karaoke.

442
00:24:54,560 --> 00:24:56,640
Speaker 3: And there you go, perfectly nice things.

443
00:24:57,040 --> 00:24:58,280
Speaker 2: It's the highlight of their year.

444
00:24:58,960 --> 00:25:01,960
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, I don't have a single highlight during the year.

445
00:25:02,680 --> 00:25:03,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm with you.

446
00:25:04,320 --> 00:25:06,879
Speaker 3: I mean probably. I mean these are things I need

447
00:25:06,920 --> 00:25:10,840
Speaker 3: to get into a therapy, and I frequently do. I

448
00:25:11,320 --> 00:25:14,879
Speaker 3: never have anything to look forward to. It gets harder

449
00:25:14,920 --> 00:25:18,760
Speaker 3: with every passing day. I'm not just totally because I'm

450
00:25:18,800 --> 00:25:22,159
Speaker 3: overthinking every decision. How am I going to enjoy it?

451
00:25:22,200 --> 00:25:28,280
Speaker 3: I have laser accuracy at just destroying the enjoyment of

452
00:25:28,359 --> 00:25:29,360
Speaker 3: anything for myself.

453
00:25:29,600 --> 00:25:32,119
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, same as me.

454
00:25:32,320 --> 00:25:39,080
Speaker 4: I can experience something absolutely wonderful, like objectively great, and

455
00:25:39,119 --> 00:25:41,199
Speaker 4: I'll feel good for about five minutes, and then the

456
00:25:41,320 --> 00:25:43,679
Speaker 4: thoughts will creep in as to how this could sabotage

457
00:25:43,680 --> 00:25:46,080
Speaker 4: my entire life, and I'll be homeless under a bridge.

458
00:25:46,720 --> 00:25:48,480
Speaker 4: I'm not being funny. This is how I think.

459
00:25:48,760 --> 00:25:51,280
Speaker 3: Well, I'm laughing because this is exactly how I feel.

460
00:25:51,480 --> 00:25:52,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is.

461
00:25:52,560 --> 00:25:57,159
Speaker 4: Great now, but this is going to lead to me

462
00:25:57,280 --> 00:26:00,560
Speaker 4: on the street, no job completely any less.

463
00:26:01,760 --> 00:26:05,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh yeah, the catastrophe cycle in my brain is.

464
00:26:05,800 --> 00:26:09,240
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm probably burning four thousand calories a day

465
00:26:09,320 --> 00:26:13,159
Speaker 3: just thinking how something connect to catastrophe. Yes, I mean

466
00:26:13,200 --> 00:26:15,000
Speaker 3: I started a new job maybe a month and a

467
00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:17,160
Speaker 3: half ago, and it's been going well. But every time

468
00:26:17,160 --> 00:26:19,280
Speaker 3: someone asks me how it's going to I say, oh,

469
00:26:19,280 --> 00:26:21,080
Speaker 3: it's great, but I'm just waiting to see what the

470
00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:21,959
Speaker 3: bad part of it is.

471
00:26:22,240 --> 00:26:23,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right, yep.

472
00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:27,560
Speaker 3: Which look, I mean this is the and this is

473
00:26:27,560 --> 00:26:29,960
Speaker 3: the even more dangerous thing about this is I'm able

474
00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:34,199
Speaker 3: to recognize this about my thought patterns, the way I behave,

475
00:26:35,119 --> 00:26:39,359
Speaker 3: and yet I do nothing to correct it. I mean,

476
00:26:39,400 --> 00:26:44,160
Speaker 3: I am in therapy, but it's you know, it's like, uh,

477
00:26:44,359 --> 00:26:48,080
Speaker 3: I'm trapped. I feel truly trapped by some sort of

478
00:26:48,160 --> 00:26:49,160
Speaker 3: demon in my brain.

479
00:26:49,600 --> 00:26:50,480
Speaker 2: Yeah.

480
00:26:50,520 --> 00:26:55,240
Speaker 4: Well, we're also both writers, and we work in Hollywood,

481
00:26:55,680 --> 00:27:00,280
Speaker 4: and it's a business full of mentally ill people. Else,

482
00:27:00,320 --> 00:27:03,280
Speaker 4: let's be honest, it's just literally a fact unstable and

483
00:27:03,440 --> 00:27:06,760
Speaker 4: very mentally ill celebrities, people behind the camera.

484
00:27:07,040 --> 00:27:08,520
Speaker 2: You know, I would love I.

485
00:27:08,440 --> 00:27:11,119
Speaker 3: Mean I still fantasize I think, oh, what if I

486
00:27:11,359 --> 00:27:15,800
Speaker 3: just and then this just speaks to how dumb I am.

487
00:27:15,840 --> 00:27:17,920
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, why don't I open up bakery? And

488
00:27:18,240 --> 00:27:21,560
Speaker 3: it's because that's an extremely difficult job that requires a

489
00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:25,680
Speaker 3: talent and skills. That's not just something.

490
00:27:25,440 --> 00:27:27,760
Speaker 2: You pop into right right, right.

491
00:27:28,440 --> 00:27:32,760
Speaker 3: But back to cruises. You've really nailed it here, because

492
00:27:33,400 --> 00:27:37,639
Speaker 3: probably a month ago I was on Etsy looking for

493
00:27:37,920 --> 00:27:43,080
Speaker 3: a Carnival cruise shirt. I bought one, a vintage Carnival

494
00:27:43,119 --> 00:27:46,359
Speaker 3: cruise shirt. I find beautiful.

495
00:27:47,240 --> 00:27:47,879
Speaker 2: Oh my god.

496
00:27:48,480 --> 00:27:51,879
Speaker 3: Anytime I wear it, I'm extremely conflicted because it's not

497
00:27:52,040 --> 00:27:55,680
Speaker 3: vintage enough to just look like, oh, that's a vintage shirt, right,

498
00:27:55,720 --> 00:27:59,280
Speaker 3: it's probably it was probably made in somewhere nineteen ninety

499
00:27:59,280 --> 00:28:02,680
Speaker 3: four to nineteen nine. Ok So it almost just looks

500
00:28:02,720 --> 00:28:06,840
Speaker 3: like I'm a cruiser and I don't know how to

501
00:28:06,880 --> 00:28:12,080
Speaker 3: operate in the world, thinking that someone might think I

502
00:28:12,880 --> 00:28:14,159
Speaker 3: have the cruise bug.

503
00:28:14,359 --> 00:28:16,160
Speaker 2: I understand that is the shirt nearby?

504
00:28:16,480 --> 00:28:19,879
Speaker 3: Or no, oh no, it's uh, okay, that's fine. I

505
00:28:20,920 --> 00:28:23,520
Speaker 3: wish it were. Maybe I'll have to shire. I think

506
00:28:23,520 --> 00:28:27,080
Speaker 3: it's a beautiful Whoever at Carnival was behind this design

507
00:28:27,280 --> 00:28:33,399
Speaker 3: really went for it. It's fun, it's splashy. It I

508
00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:35,680
Speaker 3: think it sums up the carnival experience. I've never been

509
00:28:35,720 --> 00:28:39,400
Speaker 3: on a carnival cruise, but I imagine do you remember

510
00:28:39,400 --> 00:28:44,080
Speaker 3: the Kathy Lee commercials. Yeah, it really captures that energy.

511
00:28:44,160 --> 00:28:48,400
Speaker 3: I think it's like kind of an aquamarine. It's got

512
00:28:48,400 --> 00:28:50,520
Speaker 3: maybe a little cartoon crab on the beach.

513
00:28:50,640 --> 00:28:56,360
Speaker 4: It's great, that's great, But I understand I understand your concern.

514
00:28:56,480 --> 00:28:56,920
Speaker 2: I get that.

515
00:28:57,040 --> 00:28:59,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, you want people to know that you're sort of

516
00:28:59,680 --> 00:29:04,040
Speaker 4: not poking fun, but just sort of sending up the

517
00:29:04,120 --> 00:29:05,840
Speaker 4: cruise culture.

518
00:29:05,480 --> 00:29:09,200
Speaker 3: A little bit, right, And there's you know, look, cruises

519
00:29:09,280 --> 00:29:11,920
Speaker 3: are not for me for a variety of reasons.

520
00:29:11,920 --> 00:29:13,600
Speaker 2: Say, I'll never go on.

521
00:29:13,440 --> 00:29:16,320
Speaker 3: On I'm not getting on a cruise ship. I know

522
00:29:16,720 --> 00:29:20,880
Speaker 3: there's plenty to enjoy there, but for me, first of all,

523
00:29:20,880 --> 00:29:21,600
Speaker 3: I get seasick.

524
00:29:22,160 --> 00:29:24,320
Speaker 2: Yeah that's really important to know.

525
00:29:24,720 --> 00:29:27,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, second of all, I like to be in control

526
00:29:27,320 --> 00:29:30,040
Speaker 3: of what I'm going to be eating when I travel somewhere.

527
00:29:30,400 --> 00:29:33,120
Speaker 3: I'm going to do months of research finding out what

528
00:29:33,200 --> 00:29:37,560
Speaker 3: I'll be eating on a cruise. You have to really

529
00:29:37,640 --> 00:29:41,760
Speaker 3: let go and suddenly it's whatever cruise food you're eating,

530
00:29:41,840 --> 00:29:42,680
Speaker 3: which is.

531
00:29:42,640 --> 00:29:44,040
Speaker 2: Whatever they pushed onto the boat.

532
00:29:44,160 --> 00:29:50,280
Speaker 4: Yeah, just absolutely shoved off a crane to the ship,

533
00:29:50,760 --> 00:29:55,160
Speaker 4: a palette full of you know, crab claws or I

534
00:29:55,200 --> 00:29:59,200
Speaker 4: don't know. Also, everything is so decadent. It's hard probably

535
00:29:59,200 --> 00:30:00,960
Speaker 4: to eat healthy on that boat. And you're on that

536
00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:05,320
Speaker 4: boat for a week and you're sitting flyn and lobster

537
00:30:05,760 --> 00:30:09,640
Speaker 4: and you know, like, oh my god, it's in prime rib.

538
00:30:09,680 --> 00:30:13,360
Speaker 4: And now after COVID, it's like, oh my god.

539
00:30:13,680 --> 00:30:16,800
Speaker 3: I can't imagine getting on any outside. I mean, obviously

540
00:30:16,880 --> 00:30:18,760
Speaker 3: a plane you just kind of have no option at

541
00:30:18,880 --> 00:30:21,240
Speaker 3: we've kind of confirmed that they're safe. But the idea,

542
00:30:21,800 --> 00:30:25,440
Speaker 3: I mean, there were quarantines on cruises before COVID.

543
00:30:25,920 --> 00:30:28,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh it was a mess before. Yeah.

544
00:30:28,640 --> 00:30:31,200
Speaker 3: Right, it's the scariest thing in the world. I can't imagine.

545
00:30:31,680 --> 00:30:33,360
Speaker 3: But all that aside, if you want to go on

546
00:30:33,400 --> 00:30:35,440
Speaker 3: a cruise, listener, I support you.

547
00:30:35,480 --> 00:30:38,760
Speaker 4: One hundred percent. I'm actually jealous that right that you

548
00:30:38,760 --> 00:30:39,720
Speaker 4: can enjoy it, that.

549
00:30:39,720 --> 00:30:40,920
Speaker 2: You could enjoy it. I couldn't.

550
00:30:40,960 --> 00:30:44,720
Speaker 4: People would First of all, the people I'd be people

551
00:30:44,840 --> 00:30:48,400
Speaker 4: just like irritate me, like the right things they do.

552
00:30:49,120 --> 00:30:51,760
Speaker 4: And I know I'm crazy for the being irritated by

553
00:30:51,800 --> 00:30:54,080
Speaker 4: the things I'm irritated by. It's me, it's not them.

554
00:30:54,120 --> 00:30:57,160
Speaker 4: They're just living their lives. But I'm like, it'll drive

555
00:30:57,200 --> 00:30:57,680
Speaker 4: me crazy.

556
00:30:57,800 --> 00:31:00,440
Speaker 3: So yeah, right, I need to be a little I

557
00:31:00,480 --> 00:31:02,760
Speaker 3: just need to be in control of my destiny and

558
00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:06,640
Speaker 3: be able to know that I can. I can be

559
00:31:06,760 --> 00:31:09,720
Speaker 3: around people when I want to be, but then I

560
00:31:09,720 --> 00:31:11,520
Speaker 3: can be doing my own thing. And now I know

561
00:31:11,600 --> 00:31:15,400
Speaker 3: that people are probably saying, but the excursions, but the

562
00:31:15,840 --> 00:31:18,520
Speaker 3: all of the you know, do it on the cruise.

563
00:31:18,920 --> 00:31:19,760
Speaker 3: I'm not doing it.

564
00:31:19,840 --> 00:31:25,280
Speaker 4: I also remember why I'm suddenly defending my inability to

565
00:31:25,320 --> 00:31:29,200
Speaker 4: go on a cruise to the wider audience. That's true too,

566
00:31:29,320 --> 00:31:31,320
Speaker 4: I do feel well, it's because you're having the same

567
00:31:31,360 --> 00:31:34,560
Speaker 4: thought as me, which is, oh my god, what if

568
00:31:34,600 --> 00:31:38,560
Speaker 4: someone listening to my podcast, a dedicated listener loves cruises

569
00:31:38,960 --> 00:31:43,080
Speaker 4: and have I've I just suddenly turned on my on

570
00:31:43,240 --> 00:31:47,400
Speaker 4: myself and my podcast and will never listen again. And

571
00:31:47,480 --> 00:31:51,000
Speaker 4: then you know, that's one less shirt that you can sell.

572
00:31:51,320 --> 00:31:54,200
Speaker 4: Were what you were saying before, or lunchbox or whatever

573
00:31:54,040 --> 00:31:54,800
Speaker 4: you got.

574
00:31:54,640 --> 00:31:56,480
Speaker 3: Going on lunchbox is galore.

575
00:31:56,720 --> 00:31:58,320
Speaker 2: No, I hear what you're saying. They do.

576
00:31:58,560 --> 00:32:01,960
Speaker 4: Let you stop off, because that's sort of the thing

577
00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:03,520
Speaker 4: when I say I don't want to be on a

578
00:32:03,560 --> 00:32:06,800
Speaker 4: cruise for a week on a boat, like and they go, well,

579
00:32:06,840 --> 00:32:09,120
Speaker 4: the ship is huge, and they give oh and by

580
00:32:09,160 --> 00:32:10,560
Speaker 4: the way you get off, you know, you get to

581
00:32:10,840 --> 00:32:14,040
Speaker 4: go into town and and I'm like, but then my

582
00:32:14,520 --> 00:32:16,600
Speaker 4: you know, my eyes on my watch the whole time.

583
00:32:16,640 --> 00:32:19,040
Speaker 2: How long do we have? And then the second you

584
00:32:19,040 --> 00:32:19,920
Speaker 2: get off the ship.

585
00:32:20,120 --> 00:32:24,880
Speaker 4: I've seen in Bermuda people exit a cruise ship and

586
00:32:24,960 --> 00:32:29,720
Speaker 4: it's like locals selling different wares see you as like,

587
00:32:30,280 --> 00:32:34,120
Speaker 4: you know, money like that. They could run there going

588
00:32:34,160 --> 00:32:35,320
Speaker 4: up to you. Would you like a necklace?

589
00:32:35,320 --> 00:32:36,160
Speaker 2: How about this? How about that?

590
00:32:36,280 --> 00:32:39,240
Speaker 4: So you're just like, yeah, you're just a I'd rather

591
00:32:39,320 --> 00:32:42,760
Speaker 4: sort of blend in a little bit more too, or

592
00:32:42,800 --> 00:32:45,600
Speaker 4: have a more authentic experience, you know, instead of being

593
00:32:45,680 --> 00:32:48,120
Speaker 4: dropped off by like, you know, senior frogs or wherever

594
00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:49,800
Speaker 4: they drop you off. It's like, I want to like

595
00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:52,440
Speaker 4: oceanside mall, yeah, exactly.

596
00:32:53,120 --> 00:32:56,840
Speaker 3: Yeah. I just feel like vacation money can be better

597
00:32:56,920 --> 00:33:02,480
Speaker 3: spent on you pick a single location, you go there,

598
00:33:03,320 --> 00:33:07,520
Speaker 3: you enjoy everything that location has to offer, and then

599
00:33:07,560 --> 00:33:10,920
Speaker 3: you go home, rather than this cruise thing where it's like,

600
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:14,880
Speaker 3: I don't know, I'm not on board with it. Look,

601
00:33:14,920 --> 00:33:17,120
Speaker 3: I'm not a listener. Now, the more I think about this,

602
00:33:17,320 --> 00:33:20,880
Speaker 3: I think cruises are there's just better ways to spend money.

603
00:33:21,320 --> 00:33:25,440
Speaker 4: I'm surprised they're even we're even in sort of inventive

604
00:33:25,520 --> 00:33:28,480
Speaker 4: or thought of, Like you know that one person was like,

605
00:33:28,520 --> 00:33:31,360
Speaker 4: you know what people might like is if we fill

606
00:33:31,440 --> 00:33:35,880
Speaker 4: the ship with five thousand people and they all ate

607
00:33:35,920 --> 00:33:39,920
Speaker 4: dinner at the same time, and like, we got one magician,

608
00:33:40,440 --> 00:33:43,600
Speaker 4: you know, who isn't good enough to perform on land,

609
00:33:43,920 --> 00:33:45,760
Speaker 4: We'll put him on a boat.

610
00:33:46,400 --> 00:33:47,320
Speaker 2: I just don't get it.

611
00:33:47,720 --> 00:33:49,200
Speaker 3: What do you like to do for vacation?

612
00:33:50,920 --> 00:33:53,080
Speaker 4: I do like going on vacation. I actually need one

613
00:33:53,160 --> 00:33:56,840
Speaker 4: right now. But what all I mean? Oh, I don't

614
00:33:56,840 --> 00:33:58,400
Speaker 4: want to sound See this is going to make me

615
00:33:58,480 --> 00:34:03,840
Speaker 4: sound very ah well, like a dick.

616
00:34:03,760 --> 00:34:03,960
Speaker 1: You know.

617
00:34:04,560 --> 00:34:09,120
Speaker 4: I like it. I like going to a nice you know,

618
00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:15,839
Speaker 4: warm climate resort, a nice you know, four star.

619
00:34:16,800 --> 00:34:20,040
Speaker 3: Okay, here we go, listener, we're getting a little peek

620
00:34:20,080 --> 00:34:21,640
Speaker 3: into the life of Damien.

621
00:34:22,400 --> 00:34:27,279
Speaker 4: Mm hmm. I need a nice, crisp white sheets, you know,

622
00:34:27,520 --> 00:34:28,640
Speaker 4: a nice pool area.

623
00:34:29,840 --> 00:34:31,920
Speaker 2: No children. I don't want tony children.

624
00:34:31,680 --> 00:34:34,920
Speaker 4: At the pool area. I need a certain kind of

625
00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:39,239
Speaker 4: music playing at the pool, you know, like a relaxing

626
00:34:39,320 --> 00:34:41,839
Speaker 4: I don't like people screaming in the pool. I don't

627
00:34:41,840 --> 00:34:45,600
Speaker 4: want like a lot of like rough housing, like no

628
00:34:45,640 --> 00:34:47,800
Speaker 4: one under thirty would be good.

629
00:34:49,800 --> 00:34:51,560
Speaker 3: That sounds like a perfectly nice vacation.

630
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:53,360
Speaker 4: And then I do a bunch of research and I

631
00:34:53,360 --> 00:34:55,520
Speaker 4: found a good restaurant in the in the place, and

632
00:34:55,520 --> 00:34:58,360
Speaker 4: then the town. And then you go to the nice restaurant,

633
00:34:58,440 --> 00:35:01,800
Speaker 4: You have a nice experience, have I meal, drink some wine,

634
00:35:01,880 --> 00:35:03,680
Speaker 4: have a few cocktails, go back to the room, and

635
00:35:03,719 --> 00:35:04,560
Speaker 4: then that's kind of it.

636
00:35:05,400 --> 00:35:08,840
Speaker 3: You're someone I know you go to Palm Springs pretty frequently.

637
00:35:09,320 --> 00:35:12,239
Speaker 2: That's sort of what I'm Yeah, that's a bulls eye

638
00:35:12,239 --> 00:35:12,440
Speaker 2: for me.

639
00:35:13,120 --> 00:35:15,480
Speaker 3: I love a trip to Palm Springs, and I think

640
00:35:15,520 --> 00:35:19,400
Speaker 3: it may be actually the closest to a cruise that

641
00:35:19,440 --> 00:35:23,200
Speaker 3: I will do, because I think the thing that appeals

642
00:35:23,280 --> 00:35:25,879
Speaker 3: to cruisers is they don't have to make a lot

643
00:35:25,880 --> 00:35:31,759
Speaker 3: of choices. Yeah, Palm Springs, God bless. I love it.

644
00:35:31,880 --> 00:35:35,520
Speaker 3: A lot of bad food, a huge amount of restaurants

645
00:35:35,520 --> 00:35:40,080
Speaker 3: that are probably something that you wouldn't eat at the

646
00:35:40,120 --> 00:35:43,800
Speaker 3: bottom of a cruise ship. But there are some good restaurants,

647
00:35:43,800 --> 00:35:45,879
Speaker 3: and if you can figure out those ones, they become

648
00:35:45,880 --> 00:35:49,439
Speaker 3: your only option. So you don't have to decide about that.

649
00:35:49,880 --> 00:35:53,719
Speaker 3: It's extremely quiet there. Palm Springs is a pretty quiet town.

650
00:35:53,960 --> 00:35:56,160
Speaker 2: I like quiet, yeah, right.

651
00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:59,840
Speaker 3: I feel like, I mean, everyone has something else they

652
00:35:59,880 --> 00:36:02,000
Speaker 3: want want to get out of their pool experience, but

653
00:36:02,080 --> 00:36:05,279
Speaker 3: for me, I need it to be relatively quiet. I

654
00:36:05,280 --> 00:36:07,560
Speaker 3: would like to be able to focus on a book

655
00:36:07,600 --> 00:36:11,120
Speaker 3: for at least part of the time. Yeah, and then

656
00:36:11,160 --> 00:36:14,520
Speaker 3: I don't want to be splashed. No, I don't want to,

657
00:36:15,200 --> 00:36:18,719
Speaker 3: you know, I just want a nice quiet, you know,

658
00:36:18,880 --> 00:36:24,640
Speaker 3: dip and children. I don't have children, will not be

659
00:36:24,680 --> 00:36:28,319
Speaker 3: having children. So I feel like that deliberate choice. I

660
00:36:28,360 --> 00:36:30,560
Speaker 3: want to be in a space where I can enjoy

661
00:36:30,600 --> 00:36:31,720
Speaker 3: that choice.

662
00:36:32,080 --> 00:36:35,520
Speaker 4: I'm the exact same way. Yes, I want to sort

663
00:36:35,560 --> 00:36:39,400
Speaker 4: of enjoy the choice not to have a child.

664
00:36:40,200 --> 00:36:43,200
Speaker 3: Right. But again, if you have a kid, of course

665
00:36:43,200 --> 00:36:44,520
Speaker 3: you want to have fun with them at the pool,

666
00:36:44,560 --> 00:36:45,960
Speaker 3: but they're not my kid. I don't want to have

667
00:36:45,960 --> 00:36:47,080
Speaker 3: fun with your kid at the pool.

668
00:36:47,400 --> 00:36:50,960
Speaker 2: No, I don't. And I like kids. I've you know,

669
00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:51,600
Speaker 2: I always think.

670
00:36:51,480 --> 00:36:54,080
Speaker 4: Oh, I don't like kids, but I've every time I

671
00:36:54,200 --> 00:36:57,160
Speaker 4: kind of am around a kid, for I'm like, there's

672
00:36:57,400 --> 00:36:59,880
Speaker 4: things where I'm like, oh, I like this kid, you know,

673
00:37:00,600 --> 00:37:03,520
Speaker 4: I think I do like kids, but I don't want

674
00:37:03,520 --> 00:37:06,960
Speaker 4: them on my vacation. And also that's another thing about

675
00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:10,960
Speaker 4: cruise ships is it's all children, you.

676
00:37:10,920 --> 00:37:12,680
Speaker 3: Know, families and children galore.

677
00:37:13,120 --> 00:37:15,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I can't do it.

678
00:37:15,360 --> 00:37:19,160
Speaker 4: I was at the avalon once in Palm Springs and

679
00:37:20,280 --> 00:37:23,120
Speaker 4: there was and now I call ahead to ask if

680
00:37:23,440 --> 00:37:28,160
Speaker 4: there will be a bachelor party, bachelorette party.

681
00:37:28,080 --> 00:37:28,960
Speaker 2: So smart again.

682
00:37:29,320 --> 00:37:31,719
Speaker 4: Yeah, there was a wedding that weekend and it was

683
00:37:31,800 --> 00:37:34,720
Speaker 4: and I'm from Boston. I'm from Massachusetts, an hour outside

684
00:37:34,719 --> 00:37:37,840
Speaker 4: of Boston, but it was all people from It was

685
00:37:37,880 --> 00:37:42,759
Speaker 4: all girls from Boston, and they were doing the you

686
00:37:42,800 --> 00:37:45,319
Speaker 4: know by the pool and then the music's like kind

687
00:37:45,320 --> 00:37:50,600
Speaker 4: of tranquil fun, you know, remixing reggae stuff, which is perfect.

688
00:37:50,640 --> 00:37:52,080
Speaker 4: I walk out in the morning like this is going

689
00:37:52,160 --> 00:37:54,440
Speaker 4: to be just like a day of relaxing, and then

690
00:37:54,480 --> 00:37:57,080
Speaker 4: they all show up at the same time and they're like,

691
00:37:57,800 --> 00:38:00,000
Speaker 4: I'm not even kidding. Something happened with to Tom Brady

692
00:38:00,320 --> 00:38:03,600
Speaker 4: in the news that that that day or the day before,

693
00:38:03,680 --> 00:38:05,759
Speaker 4: and that's all they were talking about. And they were

694
00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:08,400
Speaker 4: and they're doing this thing where they're talking people in

695
00:38:08,440 --> 00:38:13,319
Speaker 4: the pool are yelling to people on on on and

696
00:38:13,360 --> 00:38:16,640
Speaker 4: they're yelling and talking and laughing, and then of course

697
00:38:16,960 --> 00:38:18,799
Speaker 4: the more drunk they get, the ladder they get.

698
00:38:19,120 --> 00:38:22,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, it kind of ruined my whole experience.

699
00:38:22,200 --> 00:38:25,520
Speaker 3: In a public pool. There should be no liquid to

700
00:38:25,600 --> 00:38:28,279
Speaker 3: land communication, thank you. I think that that is a

701
00:38:28,400 --> 00:38:31,799
Speaker 3: very clear rule. If you're in the pool, talk to

702
00:38:31,840 --> 00:38:35,000
Speaker 3: people in the pool, right, if you're on land, talk

703
00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:35,759
Speaker 3: to people on land.

704
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:36,480
Speaker 2: I agree.

705
00:38:37,120 --> 00:38:39,839
Speaker 3: No one should be caught in the cross spire of

706
00:38:40,120 --> 00:38:45,520
Speaker 3: a screaming wedding goer and their Tom Brady friend.

707
00:38:45,920 --> 00:38:46,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly.

708
00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:49,400
Speaker 3: I think that that's just a clear rule. But I people,

709
00:38:49,560 --> 00:38:50,840
Speaker 3: you know, people.

710
00:38:50,640 --> 00:38:53,120
Speaker 4: See this is the thing when I'm talking about being

711
00:38:53,160 --> 00:38:57,319
Speaker 4: irritated that the thing you just said seems like the

712
00:38:57,400 --> 00:38:59,480
Speaker 4: norm to me, seems like.

713
00:38:59,440 --> 00:39:02,640
Speaker 2: A respectful.

714
00:39:03,320 --> 00:39:08,160
Speaker 4: Way of being, and people don't even consider that, And

715
00:39:08,200 --> 00:39:11,640
Speaker 4: I'm like, what is is it? Me?

716
00:39:12,400 --> 00:39:17,520
Speaker 3: Sometimes I feel like I've was dropped on the wrong planet. Yeah,

717
00:39:17,560 --> 00:39:21,120
Speaker 3: just placed in an environment where I cannot thrive because

718
00:39:22,080 --> 00:39:29,560
Speaker 3: there are so many obnoxious loud idiots. Well, I'm so

719
00:39:29,680 --> 00:39:34,520
Speaker 3: thrilled to have this cruise control sign. I mean, I

720
00:39:34,560 --> 00:39:38,360
Speaker 3: have so many places I can place this, and I'm

721
00:39:38,400 --> 00:39:43,720
Speaker 3: now apparently collecting cruise memorabilia. I now two different pieces

722
00:39:43,760 --> 00:39:47,360
Speaker 3: of cruise merch. What will be next?

723
00:39:47,800 --> 00:39:48,359
Speaker 2: I don't know.

724
00:39:51,160 --> 00:39:56,520
Speaker 4: I asked you a question, Yeah, I don't know. God,

725
00:39:56,560 --> 00:39:59,480
Speaker 4: that felt very acute, like as if like, what will

726
00:39:59,480 --> 00:40:02,080
Speaker 4: be next? What else is going to show up at

727
00:40:02,120 --> 00:40:05,680
Speaker 4: my door? Well, it was those four dots that put

728
00:40:05,719 --> 00:40:07,479
Speaker 4: me in kind of this mood where I just don't

729
00:40:07,520 --> 00:40:11,000
Speaker 4: know what's going on anymore. It's just that I didn't even.

730
00:40:10,800 --> 00:40:11,400
Speaker 2: Catch that up.

731
00:40:11,800 --> 00:40:15,959
Speaker 4: Yeah, the four dots. I've never seen four dots before.

732
00:40:16,120 --> 00:40:17,880
Speaker 3: Of course, not that's not correct.

733
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:21,399
Speaker 4: Like two. I feel like I've seen two and that's

734
00:40:21,440 --> 00:40:25,719
Speaker 4: not I think two is three, of course is the number. Yes,

735
00:40:25,760 --> 00:40:28,399
Speaker 4: the ellipsi is sort of the yeah there's a term,

736
00:40:28,480 --> 00:40:33,000
Speaker 4: you know, it's right formalized. Yeah, the four is so

737
00:40:33,680 --> 00:40:39,720
Speaker 4: dot dot dot dot. So it's almost like it wants

738
00:40:39,800 --> 00:40:42,800
Speaker 4: to throw you a little bit or keep you off balanced,

739
00:40:42,840 --> 00:40:46,799
Speaker 4: the extra dot for what's coming. And in this case,

740
00:40:46,800 --> 00:40:48,680
Speaker 4: I think it like it paid off. It was worth it.

741
00:40:49,320 --> 00:40:52,799
Speaker 3: Yeah, I love a four dot. I also really appreciate

742
00:40:52,920 --> 00:40:56,319
Speaker 3: a two dot. No one Ever, it really is kind

743
00:40:56,320 --> 00:41:01,759
Speaker 3: of a deranged looking use of punctuation. You're like, this

744
00:41:01,840 --> 00:41:05,279
Speaker 3: is if this wasn't a mistake. This person. Their view

745
00:41:05,320 --> 00:41:11,840
Speaker 3: of the world is truly out of control and what

746
00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:15,799
Speaker 3: are It's not quite enough for suspense or mystery, but

747
00:41:15,880 --> 00:41:18,239
Speaker 3: it's not enough to just shut down the sentence. It's like,

748
00:41:19,080 --> 00:41:20,600
Speaker 3: how is this supposed to be read?

749
00:41:20,960 --> 00:41:23,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like a timid sort of ellipses. I also

750
00:41:23,920 --> 00:41:29,160
Speaker 4: think for me, like when I see two exclamation points,

751
00:41:29,320 --> 00:41:34,040
Speaker 4: one or three seems right to me, Like two feels.

752
00:41:33,719 --> 00:41:34,400
Speaker 2: Weird to me.

753
00:41:34,600 --> 00:41:36,360
Speaker 4: I don't know if that's if I'm maybe I'm just

754
00:41:36,440 --> 00:41:38,960
Speaker 4: alone on that, but I'm like two, but the other

755
00:41:39,040 --> 00:41:39,839
Speaker 4: one there's one.

756
00:41:39,920 --> 00:41:42,040
Speaker 2: You need three, like the rule rule of three.

757
00:41:42,120 --> 00:41:43,000
Speaker 4: I don't know if it's like a.

758
00:41:43,080 --> 00:41:46,120
Speaker 3: I feel like I actually will. I'm going to fight back.

759
00:41:47,280 --> 00:41:52,360
Speaker 3: I never used two, but three almost feel three exclamation

760
00:41:52,600 --> 00:41:57,560
Speaker 3: points almost feels two thought out or it feels like

761
00:41:59,320 --> 00:42:03,400
Speaker 3: going on. I feel like something's on sale. I'm picturing

762
00:42:03,520 --> 00:42:05,080
Speaker 3: like a grocery store sign.

763
00:42:05,320 --> 00:42:08,600
Speaker 4: Under new management right under If you see a sign

764
00:42:08,600 --> 00:42:13,160
Speaker 4: that is under new management, exclamation point, exclamation point, exclamation point.

765
00:42:13,120 --> 00:42:17,200
Speaker 2: There is no good can come of that. That sounds

766
00:42:17,239 --> 00:42:17,880
Speaker 2: like a warning.

767
00:42:17,960 --> 00:42:21,800
Speaker 4: Actually, like, look these people who took over this this

768
00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:26,719
Speaker 4: dry cleaners, they're crazy at the fun we can't say

769
00:42:26,960 --> 00:42:30,200
Speaker 4: don't come in here, but just this is the you

770
00:42:30,280 --> 00:42:31,080
Speaker 4: gotta look into.

771
00:42:31,360 --> 00:42:35,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, under new management to me has never meant

772
00:42:35,880 --> 00:42:39,480
Speaker 3: anything good. Either means the restaurant was bad and now

773
00:42:39,480 --> 00:42:42,879
Speaker 3: it's going to be someone has decided to take over

774
00:42:42,920 --> 00:42:46,279
Speaker 3: a bad restaurant, which is a bad move. Yes, or

775
00:42:46,320 --> 00:42:48,600
Speaker 3: it was good and is now going to not be

776
00:42:48,680 --> 00:42:50,239
Speaker 3: the good thing you thought it was going to be.

777
00:42:50,360 --> 00:42:53,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, just use the money for that you spent on

778
00:42:53,640 --> 00:42:56,880
Speaker 4: the undernew management sign to buy a new sign for

779
00:42:56,920 --> 00:42:58,439
Speaker 4: the restaurant, pick a new name.

780
00:42:58,840 --> 00:43:00,440
Speaker 2: Yeah. It's also like.

781
00:43:02,120 --> 00:43:06,120
Speaker 4: It's a business transaction, you know, like it changed hands.

782
00:43:06,760 --> 00:43:08,480
Speaker 4: It's like a it's a business thing. So it's like

783
00:43:08,520 --> 00:43:12,759
Speaker 4: you Brett the News would ever like or bread never

784
00:43:12,840 --> 00:43:15,120
Speaker 4: get go on the show and be like, by the way, guys,

785
00:43:15,680 --> 00:43:18,799
Speaker 4: I have a new accountant, you know, like like.

786
00:43:18,880 --> 00:43:20,560
Speaker 2: It's like it's like managerial.

787
00:43:20,840 --> 00:43:24,359
Speaker 4: It's like it's like business, Like, why why are we

788
00:43:24,680 --> 00:43:27,080
Speaker 4: why are there balloons on this on this vinyl sign?

789
00:43:27,239 --> 00:43:33,479
Speaker 4: Who's excited about It's like yeah, new dishes, new, you know, new, new,

790
00:43:34,440 --> 00:43:37,960
Speaker 4: new desserts, you know, new entrees, you know. Whatever, salad

791
00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:42,560
Speaker 4: it's chicken Southwest Baja salad, that's that brings people in, right,

792
00:43:43,040 --> 00:43:44,600
Speaker 4: But like a management, it's.

793
00:43:44,480 --> 00:43:49,239
Speaker 3: Like management just means they're we're problems galore. Yes, right,

794
00:43:49,880 --> 00:43:54,240
Speaker 3: and so it's like, well, there's almost certainly haven't solved

795
00:43:54,280 --> 00:43:57,480
Speaker 3: all of those problems. This business is bad.

796
00:43:57,840 --> 00:44:01,120
Speaker 4: It's like, look, I know I had a drug problem

797
00:44:01,120 --> 00:44:06,120
Speaker 4: in the past, but I've done some work. Please let

798
00:44:06,200 --> 00:44:08,400
Speaker 4: me stay at your house for a week, you know,

799
00:44:08,600 --> 00:44:11,920
Speaker 4: like like I know I used to steal.

800
00:44:12,120 --> 00:44:16,360
Speaker 2: I don't steal anymore. Yeah, were you?

801
00:44:16,520 --> 00:44:20,600
Speaker 3: Did you follow the Cugurt drama in Los Felis No.

802
00:44:20,960 --> 00:44:24,640
Speaker 3: Cugurt is the worst name business of all time. It

803
00:44:24,760 --> 00:44:29,880
Speaker 3: was kind of a vaguely Mediterranean restaurant on Hillhurst Avenue

804
00:44:30,560 --> 00:44:35,000
Speaker 3: was spelled cug u rt, apparently a combination of the

805
00:44:35,080 --> 00:44:39,480
Speaker 3: words cucumber and yogurt. Kind of became famous for how

806
00:44:39,600 --> 00:44:44,400
Speaker 3: terrible that name was. The food was not good. It

807
00:44:44,440 --> 00:44:46,640
Speaker 3: was probably I would describe it.

808
00:44:46,920 --> 00:44:51,479
Speaker 4: Maybe as the food was dot dot dog not good.

809
00:44:53,920 --> 00:44:59,839
Speaker 3: The owner, she brought an uneasy energy to every dining experience.

810
00:45:00,520 --> 00:45:04,359
Speaker 3: But you know, Cugert obviously was struggling. They didn't they

811
00:45:04,360 --> 00:45:06,480
Speaker 3: didn't know what they were doing. They tried to switch

812
00:45:06,640 --> 00:45:08,799
Speaker 3: the business to a new business I think they tried

813
00:45:08,840 --> 00:45:11,920
Speaker 3: to rename it Mel's, but they had this giant neon

814
00:45:12,080 --> 00:45:17,680
Speaker 3: sign that said Cugert Green sign. They just instead of

815
00:45:17,719 --> 00:45:21,319
Speaker 3: replacing Cugert taking the sign down, they just threw one

816
00:45:21,360 --> 00:45:24,840
Speaker 3: of those kind of fabric signs over it that said Mels.

817
00:45:25,160 --> 00:45:28,520
Speaker 3: They did nothing else to change the restaurant, the exact

818
00:45:28,600 --> 00:45:32,160
Speaker 3: same restaurant, but anytime the wind blew, the sign would

819
00:45:32,160 --> 00:45:37,240
Speaker 3: blow up and Kugert would be revealed. I can uh,

820
00:45:38,080 --> 00:45:40,920
Speaker 3: to no one's surprise, Kugurt and Mels have gone out

821
00:45:40,920 --> 00:45:46,160
Speaker 3: of business. It's now a hot chicken restaurant. It's called like.

822
00:45:46,600 --> 00:45:51,359
Speaker 4: Hot Chicks Hot Chicks, which is another terrible It's very bad.

823
00:45:52,520 --> 00:45:55,000
Speaker 3: There's a chance that the Kugurt people are running Hot Chicks.

824
00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:58,359
Speaker 3: I can't say that sure, but they at least had

825
00:45:58,360 --> 00:46:02,120
Speaker 3: the sense to finally tear down Cugert. I wonder where

826
00:46:02,160 --> 00:46:04,880
Speaker 3: those letters ended up. I would love to own the

827
00:46:04,920 --> 00:46:10,680
Speaker 3: Kugert letters. It's a hard restaurant owning seems tough, but

828
00:46:10,800 --> 00:46:15,160
Speaker 3: I feel like naming a business run Kugert pasted a

829
00:46:15,200 --> 00:46:18,560
Speaker 3: few people before you lay down the money for the sign.

830
00:46:18,880 --> 00:46:21,440
Speaker 2: I agree, you can do better than Kugert Damien.

831
00:46:21,480 --> 00:46:23,759
Speaker 3: I think it's time to play a game. Do you

832
00:46:23,800 --> 00:46:26,200
Speaker 3: want to play a game called Gift or a Curse

833
00:46:26,480 --> 00:46:27,840
Speaker 3: or a game called Gift Master.

834
00:46:28,440 --> 00:46:31,120
Speaker 4: Let's do Gift Master, because I think i've heard gift

835
00:46:31,120 --> 00:46:31,880
Speaker 4: and a Curse before.

836
00:46:31,960 --> 00:46:34,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, we're gonna play Gift Master. I need a

837
00:46:34,480 --> 00:46:36,759
Speaker 3: number between one and ten from you.

838
00:46:37,560 --> 00:46:38,320
Speaker 2: Let's go seven.

839
00:46:38,800 --> 00:46:41,200
Speaker 3: Okay, I have to do a little bit of calculating.

840
00:46:41,680 --> 00:46:42,160
Speaker 2: That's fine.

841
00:46:42,200 --> 00:46:44,120
Speaker 3: While i'm doing this. You've got the mic. You can

842
00:46:44,160 --> 00:46:47,160
Speaker 3: recommend something, you can promote something, whatever you want. I'll

843
00:46:47,160 --> 00:46:47,800
Speaker 3: be right back.

844
00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:52,040
Speaker 4: Oh god, i'd have to be left alone here. Okay,

845
00:46:53,920 --> 00:46:58,040
Speaker 4: I can see him counting. It's just a number between

846
00:46:58,080 --> 00:47:00,879
Speaker 4: one and ten. What could he possibly be doing? Simple math?

847
00:47:02,320 --> 00:47:11,440
Speaker 4: That's fine. Yeah, shirts available, cups, and there may be

848
00:47:11,520 --> 00:47:14,360
Speaker 4: sucks available as well on the website.

849
00:47:14,480 --> 00:47:19,359
Speaker 3: So I should start having the guests promote my thing.

850
00:47:19,680 --> 00:47:20,200
Speaker 2: That's right.

851
00:47:20,560 --> 00:47:21,720
Speaker 3: That's not a bad idea.

852
00:47:21,800 --> 00:47:22,359
Speaker 2: That's how I feel.

853
00:47:22,400 --> 00:47:24,000
Speaker 4: Honestly, I was gonna promote on me, but I'm like,

854
00:47:24,040 --> 00:47:25,719
Speaker 4: I just feel like it'd be a bick thing to

855
00:47:25,760 --> 00:47:27,319
Speaker 4: do to promote my ownself. I'm like, you know what,

856
00:47:27,480 --> 00:47:29,920
Speaker 4: buy a nice shirt.

857
00:47:30,280 --> 00:47:34,719
Speaker 3: Damien's very funny. Look at Damian. He does. He kind

858
00:47:34,760 --> 00:47:37,880
Speaker 3: of does it all. He's a writer, he's a DJ,

859
00:47:38,120 --> 00:47:40,440
Speaker 3: he plays the drums.

860
00:47:40,520 --> 00:47:43,160
Speaker 4: This is someone with multiple skills and I'm struggling with

861
00:47:43,680 --> 00:47:47,719
Speaker 4: as he's just roasted me basic math. This is how

862
00:47:47,719 --> 00:47:51,040
Speaker 4: the game works, Demian. We'll see who comes out on top. Here.

863
00:47:51,880 --> 00:47:55,319
Speaker 3: I'm gonna name three items, three potential gifts, and I'm

864
00:47:55,320 --> 00:47:58,239
Speaker 3: gonna name three celebrities, three famous people. You're gonna tell

865
00:47:58,239 --> 00:48:00,840
Speaker 3: me which person you would give which gift and why

866
00:48:01,400 --> 00:48:05,520
Speaker 3: does that make sense? Okay? The gifts you'll be giving

867
00:48:05,520 --> 00:48:10,480
Speaker 3: today are a paintball gun. Okay, so that's kind of

868
00:48:10,520 --> 00:48:12,880
Speaker 3: your you know, a gun that shoots balls of paint.

869
00:48:13,239 --> 00:48:13,520
Speaker 4: Sure.

870
00:48:13,960 --> 00:48:19,360
Speaker 3: Number two true love's first kiss. So that's more of

871
00:48:19,360 --> 00:48:23,360
Speaker 3: an experience. This person's going to, uh, you know, experience

872
00:48:23,400 --> 00:48:26,200
Speaker 3: a true love's first kiss.

873
00:48:26,800 --> 00:48:27,040
Speaker 2: Is that?

874
00:48:27,080 --> 00:48:27,480
Speaker 3: How is that?

875
00:48:27,920 --> 00:48:28,120
Speaker 4: Yeah?

876
00:48:28,160 --> 00:48:31,719
Speaker 3: I think that's the phrase. And then finally another more

877
00:48:32,600 --> 00:48:36,480
Speaker 3: experience thing, tickets to the rodeo. So those will be

878
00:48:37,200 --> 00:48:38,520
Speaker 3: as many tickets as you want.

879
00:48:38,719 --> 00:48:40,560
Speaker 4: And this is just true love's first kiss is in

880
00:48:40,640 --> 00:48:43,520
Speaker 4: a kiss. It's just a kiss, the first kiss of

881
00:48:43,520 --> 00:48:46,200
Speaker 4: their life where they actually feel true love. True love

882
00:48:46,400 --> 00:48:46,920
Speaker 4: is that what it is?

883
00:48:47,719 --> 00:48:50,160
Speaker 3: Right? Right? And you're going to be giving them to

884
00:48:50,200 --> 00:48:54,040
Speaker 3: the following people. Number one, she's you know, this person's

885
00:48:54,120 --> 00:48:56,759
Speaker 3: kind of up and coming. She's made a real splash.

886
00:48:57,120 --> 00:49:01,680
Speaker 3: Sarah Snook. She plays do you watch Succession?

887
00:49:02,480 --> 00:49:02,680
Speaker 2: Oh?

888
00:49:02,800 --> 00:49:08,759
Speaker 3: Yes, Sarah Snook is the Australian actor. I mean, I'm

889
00:49:08,800 --> 00:49:11,400
Speaker 3: amazed when someone with another accent is able to do

890
00:49:11,440 --> 00:49:18,520
Speaker 3: an American accent. Sarah plays Shiv right stunning actor. Okay,

891
00:49:18,640 --> 00:49:22,880
Speaker 3: so got that. Number two, we've got the weekend musician,

892
00:49:22,960 --> 00:49:29,520
Speaker 3: the weekend not the Yes. And finally we have oh

893
00:49:29,920 --> 00:49:35,840
Speaker 3: a legend, Ray Lioda. Oh, actor Ray Lioda, most recently

894
00:49:35,880 --> 00:49:41,319
Speaker 3: seen unfortunately seen in the Sopranos movie which oh oh

895
00:49:41,360 --> 00:49:42,920
Speaker 3: he's in Chantis commercials.

896
00:49:43,239 --> 00:49:45,560
Speaker 4: He is Enchantics commercials. Yeah, but no, he is in

897
00:49:45,640 --> 00:49:47,319
Speaker 4: the new Sopranos movie that I haven't seen.

898
00:49:48,120 --> 00:49:52,320
Speaker 3: The Sopranos movie I've only seen part of. And that's

899
00:49:52,440 --> 00:49:55,600
Speaker 3: kind of where I'm going to end.

900
00:49:56,000 --> 00:50:01,239
Speaker 4: Okay, Okay, I'm gonna go. This is pretty easy. I

901
00:50:01,280 --> 00:50:05,399
Speaker 4: think for interesting Sarah Snook gets I think true love's

902
00:50:05,440 --> 00:50:06,040
Speaker 4: first kiss.

903
00:50:06,480 --> 00:50:13,840
Speaker 2: Oh, I think she deserves that over Raleiota in the Weekend.

904
00:50:14,560 --> 00:50:16,320
Speaker 4: I think, well.

905
00:50:16,239 --> 00:50:18,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, I hope. I mean if she Sarah if you

906
00:50:18,280 --> 00:50:23,919
Speaker 3: haven't already received true love's first kiss. Here we are,

907
00:50:23,920 --> 00:50:25,600
Speaker 3: we're manifest, We're we're.

908
00:50:25,440 --> 00:50:27,359
Speaker 2: Giving it to you. Yes, And I don't know.

909
00:50:27,840 --> 00:50:30,640
Speaker 4: I don't even know if I have an explanation for that.

910
00:50:30,719 --> 00:50:33,359
Speaker 4: It's just a feeling that she gets that.

911
00:50:33,640 --> 00:50:37,160
Speaker 3: She's someone who seems to be deserving of love. Yes,

912
00:50:37,480 --> 00:50:41,200
Speaker 3: she's beautiful, she's talented, she's Australian.

913
00:50:41,760 --> 00:50:43,759
Speaker 2: Yes, she's got it all.

914
00:50:44,080 --> 00:50:44,839
Speaker 3: She's got it all.

915
00:50:45,400 --> 00:50:49,680
Speaker 4: Now the weekend, I think I'm going to give him

916
00:50:50,680 --> 00:50:51,680
Speaker 4: the paintball gun.

917
00:50:52,640 --> 00:50:53,359
Speaker 3: Okay.

918
00:50:53,719 --> 00:50:55,640
Speaker 2: Now, I don't know why.

919
00:50:55,920 --> 00:50:59,719
Speaker 4: Again, I don't really have an explanation for this. I

920
00:50:59,800 --> 00:51:02,799
Speaker 4: just know it feels right to me. It seems like

921
00:51:02,840 --> 00:51:05,520
Speaker 4: he would have a lot of fun with a paintball gun.

922
00:51:05,840 --> 00:51:09,040
Speaker 4: He seems like he's a little mischievous. Also, he takes

923
00:51:09,120 --> 00:51:12,160
Speaker 4: himself a little seriously. I think he maybe needs to

924
00:51:12,200 --> 00:51:13,919
Speaker 4: like let loose. I feel like a paintball gun would

925
00:51:13,920 --> 00:51:15,920
Speaker 4: be good because it'll sort of get him out of

926
00:51:15,920 --> 00:51:16,320
Speaker 4: his shell.

927
00:51:17,360 --> 00:51:18,920
Speaker 2: It'll loosen him up a little bit, you.

928
00:51:18,840 --> 00:51:22,040
Speaker 3: Know, right, I can, and I can kind of weirdly

929
00:51:22,160 --> 00:51:27,440
Speaker 3: picture him holding and shooting a paintball gun. I'm kind

930
00:51:27,440 --> 00:51:29,160
Speaker 3: of picturing I feel like he has a music video

931
00:51:29,200 --> 00:51:32,399
Speaker 3: in Las Vegas where's kind of wandering around. I can

932
00:51:32,520 --> 00:51:35,000
Speaker 3: my mind can instantly drop in a paintball gun and

933
00:51:35,000 --> 00:51:37,799
Speaker 3: he's having the time of his life exactly, probably on

934
00:51:37,840 --> 00:51:39,680
Speaker 3: some sort of psychedelic.

935
00:51:39,600 --> 00:51:45,279
Speaker 4: Yes, and now, I mean a rodeo. Perfect for Rayleiota.

936
00:51:45,800 --> 00:51:47,719
Speaker 3: I think you'd have a blast. I think it's like

937
00:51:47,800 --> 00:51:50,000
Speaker 3: this is he is kind of an East Coast guy,

938
00:51:50,040 --> 00:51:51,600
Speaker 3: and it doesn't seem like the sort of thing that

939
00:51:51,600 --> 00:51:56,040
Speaker 3: he's probably even had the opportunity to experience.

940
00:51:56,440 --> 00:51:59,279
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think he'd get the whole crowd going, few beers,

941
00:51:59,520 --> 00:52:02,600
Speaker 4: let loose, you know, get maybe you know, you do

942
00:52:02,719 --> 00:52:06,360
Speaker 4: some some lines from good Fellows or something for some fans,

943
00:52:06,360 --> 00:52:07,600
Speaker 4: I don't know. It feels like you could get into

944
00:52:07,640 --> 00:52:11,920
Speaker 4: a rodeo. Rodeo tickets obviously are a perfect radio to choice.

945
00:52:12,080 --> 00:52:14,880
Speaker 4: I think so the rugged, the rugged like him. Paintball

946
00:52:15,000 --> 00:52:17,959
Speaker 4: is silly and weird, like the weekend, and a nice

947
00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:22,279
Speaker 4: beautiful kiss where you feel true love's embrace. I think, Oh,

948
00:52:22,320 --> 00:52:25,680
Speaker 4: that just feels so aligned with everything Sarah snook is.

949
00:52:26,120 --> 00:52:31,200
Speaker 3: She's just a phenomenal actor. Yeah, Sarah, go off, find

950
00:52:31,239 --> 00:52:34,680
Speaker 3: your love if you haven't already. My heart goes out

951
00:52:34,719 --> 00:52:38,920
Speaker 3: to you, Damien. This is first of all, excellently played.

952
00:52:39,440 --> 00:52:42,279
Speaker 2: Oh thank you. I'm so glad it worked out.

953
00:52:42,719 --> 00:52:45,399
Speaker 3: Yeah, I am too, because I could easily have cut

954
00:52:45,440 --> 00:52:50,080
Speaker 3: this podcast short. And you know, we just delete the audio. Yes,

955
00:52:50,640 --> 00:52:54,520
Speaker 3: we have, you know, scrolls and scrolls of past guests

956
00:52:54,920 --> 00:52:57,280
Speaker 3: who we've recorded with, and I've just sent the audio

957
00:52:57,320 --> 00:52:58,279
Speaker 3: to the trash.

958
00:52:58,760 --> 00:53:01,160
Speaker 2: Wow. Really do I know some of these people?

959
00:53:02,680 --> 00:53:06,719
Speaker 3: Just hit IMDb, type in a letter and you'll find

960
00:53:06,760 --> 00:53:10,040
Speaker 3: one of the guests that I've deleted the audio to celebrities, color,

961
00:53:10,440 --> 00:53:12,960
Speaker 3: they don't bring it right, they don't bring it. People

962
00:53:13,000 --> 00:53:14,560
Speaker 3: surprise you in the worst ways.

963
00:53:14,920 --> 00:53:15,120
Speaker 2: Yeah.

964
00:53:15,520 --> 00:53:17,680
Speaker 3: This is the final segment of the podcast. It's called

965
00:53:17,680 --> 00:53:20,000
Speaker 3: I said no emails. People write into I said.

966
00:53:19,800 --> 00:53:22,360
Speaker 2: No one, all right at.

967
00:53:22,160 --> 00:53:26,960
Speaker 3: Gmail dot com. These people are desperate for answers. These

968
00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:31,040
Speaker 3: people need help. They you know, everybody needs a little

969
00:53:31,040 --> 00:53:36,920
Speaker 3: help navigating socially through gift situations. Whatever. Life is complicated

970
00:53:36,960 --> 00:53:39,920
Speaker 3: and difficult, and so people reach out to me. They

971
00:53:39,920 --> 00:53:43,359
Speaker 3: reach out to the guest as well, you are going

972
00:53:43,400 --> 00:53:45,920
Speaker 3: to help me. I'm not even going to ask. This

973
00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:49,880
Speaker 3: is this is the first email. This is Hybridger and

974
00:53:50,000 --> 00:53:52,440
Speaker 3: wonderful guests so that's a nice little compliment for you.

975
00:53:53,800 --> 00:53:57,440
Speaker 3: My dad turns fifty in December and I don't know

976
00:53:57,440 --> 00:53:59,640
Speaker 3: what to get him. He invited all of his friends

977
00:53:59,640 --> 00:54:01,680
Speaker 3: to a cam to celebrate, but I can't be there

978
00:54:01,680 --> 00:54:05,400
Speaker 3: since I'm in college three hours away. He loves live music,

979
00:54:05,840 --> 00:54:09,319
Speaker 3: Reese's Peanut Butter Cups, and the Wizard's basketball team. Is

980
00:54:09,360 --> 00:54:10,719
Speaker 3: that Washington feel like?

981
00:54:10,760 --> 00:54:13,279
Speaker 2: I think so? I think so. Yeah.

982
00:54:13,320 --> 00:54:18,359
Speaker 3: He's also a very amateur drummer. Oh interesting little slight there,

983
00:54:18,880 --> 00:54:22,600
Speaker 3: dig at dad and a workaholic. He doesn't drink or cook,

984
00:54:22,680 --> 00:54:26,160
Speaker 3: and isn't into cars, home improvement, or outdoorsy stuff. So

985
00:54:26,239 --> 00:54:30,279
Speaker 3: a lot of the typical dad gifts don't fit well. Well,

986
00:54:30,320 --> 00:54:32,400
Speaker 3: it sounds like this person has a very narrow idea

987
00:54:32,400 --> 00:54:34,920
Speaker 3: of what a dad can be. Anyway, we don't have

988
00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:37,400
Speaker 3: the best relationship, but it's a but it's been a

989
00:54:37,440 --> 00:54:39,680
Speaker 3: stressful few months for my family and I want to

990
00:54:39,719 --> 00:54:42,640
Speaker 3: show him I care about him. Any ideas for a

991
00:54:42,680 --> 00:54:46,400
Speaker 3: thoughtful gift, I'm planning to spend fifty to one hundred dollars.

992
00:54:46,840 --> 00:54:51,160
Speaker 3: Thanks so much, love the podcast, Thank you, Kelsey.

993
00:54:51,440 --> 00:54:53,440
Speaker 4: Kelsey, we got to get that budget off. Your dad's

994
00:54:53,440 --> 00:54:54,400
Speaker 4: turning fifty.

995
00:54:54,960 --> 00:54:59,280
Speaker 3: It's not a dollar a year. Kelsey. No, Well, look

996
00:55:00,120 --> 00:55:01,239
Speaker 3: she is in college.

997
00:55:01,880 --> 00:55:03,160
Speaker 2: Oh okay, she.

998
00:55:03,080 --> 00:55:06,040
Speaker 3: May not have you know, she may be working down

999
00:55:06,080 --> 00:55:10,719
Speaker 3: at the cu Doma or whatever limited budget. I can

1000
00:55:11,400 --> 00:55:15,360
Speaker 3: absolutely and she also reading between the lines, she hates

1001
00:55:15,400 --> 00:55:15,920
Speaker 3: this person.

1002
00:55:16,680 --> 00:55:22,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, amateur drummer, very very amateur. He's going to a concert.

1003
00:55:23,000 --> 00:55:24,359
Speaker 4: She doesn't really know what concert.

1004
00:55:24,040 --> 00:55:24,440
Speaker 2: He's going to.

1005
00:55:25,080 --> 00:55:26,120
Speaker 3: If we don't get the band.

1006
00:55:26,640 --> 00:55:28,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, she barely knows her father.

1007
00:55:28,400 --> 00:55:31,200
Speaker 4: I think I think it's probably best if he gets

1008
00:55:31,440 --> 00:55:35,759
Speaker 4: if she just kind of slowly sort of parts from

1009
00:55:36,440 --> 00:55:38,720
Speaker 4: the man who gave her life.

1010
00:55:39,320 --> 00:55:43,600
Speaker 2: He's not for you. He probably doesn't like her, you know.

1011
00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:48,840
Speaker 3: So, Kelsey, you're an absentee daughter in almost every respect.

1012
00:55:50,120 --> 00:55:52,759
Speaker 3: You know that your dad likes peanut butter cups and

1013
00:55:52,960 --> 00:55:57,359
Speaker 3: live music, but have not even bothered to inquire as

1014
00:55:57,400 --> 00:56:00,560
Speaker 3: to what sort of music he likes to listen to, so,

1015
00:56:00,840 --> 00:56:03,400
Speaker 3: you know, and then you send it into two strangers

1016
00:56:03,840 --> 00:56:06,640
Speaker 3: who don't know your dad. Now we've removed there's so

1017
00:56:07,160 --> 00:56:11,840
Speaker 3: many layers between us and your father. I mean, it

1018
00:56:11,840 --> 00:56:13,680
Speaker 3: would be a miracle for us to land on a

1019
00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:16,320
Speaker 3: you know, an item between the price of fifty and

1020
00:56:16,320 --> 00:56:20,160
Speaker 3: one hundred dollars. I don't know, an expensive flashlight.

1021
00:56:20,080 --> 00:56:22,520
Speaker 4: I don't just get maybe just I don't know. I'm

1022
00:56:22,560 --> 00:56:26,760
Speaker 4: trying to think something with the drumming, But like anything

1023
00:56:26,800 --> 00:56:28,719
Speaker 4: between fifty one hundred dollars isn't going to be a

1024
00:56:28,760 --> 00:56:31,480
Speaker 4: great You can't even but really by a symbol for

1025
00:56:31,560 --> 00:56:35,200
Speaker 4: that much Like it's like, right, I'm really stumped here,

1026
00:56:35,600 --> 00:56:37,880
Speaker 4: and I have more of an issue. I don't think

1027
00:56:38,040 --> 00:56:43,600
Speaker 4: she deserves our advice. To be quite honest, this if

1028
00:56:43,640 --> 00:56:48,759
Speaker 4: you're writing in a podcast asking people you don't know

1029
00:56:48,960 --> 00:56:52,360
Speaker 4: what you should get your dad for his fiftieth birthday.

1030
00:56:52,239 --> 00:56:55,960
Speaker 3: Fifty years, fifty years on this planet. Look, this is

1031
00:56:55,960 --> 00:56:59,520
Speaker 3: what I'm going to say, Kelsey. You've got fifty to

1032
00:56:59,520 --> 00:57:03,800
Speaker 3: one hundred. That's enough for a round trip bus ticket.

1033
00:57:04,280 --> 00:57:08,279
Speaker 3: You go home, pack up your things, just clear out

1034
00:57:08,320 --> 00:57:12,640
Speaker 3: the house, hopefully while dad's at a concert. This is

1035
00:57:12,640 --> 00:57:15,560
Speaker 3: going to require a little getting to know dad. But

1036
00:57:15,920 --> 00:57:19,400
Speaker 3: find out his schedule next time he's out for the

1037
00:57:19,520 --> 00:57:23,560
Speaker 3: night with the boys, he's off at you know he's

1038
00:57:23,720 --> 00:57:24,680
Speaker 3: going to see.

1039
00:57:24,520 --> 00:57:26,440
Speaker 4: Uh, you can't say van Halen, right.

1040
00:57:26,400 --> 00:57:29,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was gonna say van Halen. That no longer

1041
00:57:29,360 --> 00:57:29,720
Speaker 3: an option.

1042
00:57:29,920 --> 00:57:34,120
Speaker 4: He's at whatever version of Motley Crue.

1043
00:57:34,560 --> 00:57:39,080
Speaker 3: Dad is you know, in the pit at Moshley Moshley Crue.

1044
00:57:39,120 --> 00:57:43,200
Speaker 3: That's you know right, this is my daughter Mashley Crue,

1045
00:57:43,760 --> 00:57:44,640
Speaker 3: Motley Crue.

1046
00:57:44,760 --> 00:57:47,120
Speaker 4: If he's fifty in a drummer, he's probably into classic rock.

1047
00:57:47,200 --> 00:57:49,120
Speaker 4: So let's say he's at a Doobie Brothers concert.

1048
00:57:49,800 --> 00:57:56,120
Speaker 3: You know right, he's at the Eddie Money show. Wait

1049
00:57:56,160 --> 00:57:57,680
Speaker 3: for him, Dad to be out of the house, Wait

1050
00:57:57,720 --> 00:57:59,520
Speaker 3: for him to be long gone. You get on the bus,

1051
00:57:59,560 --> 00:58:02,800
Speaker 3: you head to Okay, we don't know even know where

1052
00:58:02,800 --> 00:58:06,560
Speaker 3: you live, somewhere and within the vicinity of the Washington Wizards.

1053
00:58:06,920 --> 00:58:11,480
Speaker 3: Get your boxes, get out, get out, and leave dad

1054
00:58:11,480 --> 00:58:14,920
Speaker 3: with whatever, you know, the handful of positive memories he

1055
00:58:14,960 --> 00:58:16,880
Speaker 3: has about your relationship.

1056
00:58:16,800 --> 00:58:19,040
Speaker 4: If there's even that. And I also think that she

1057
00:58:19,120 --> 00:58:24,920
Speaker 4: should maybe when she believes her room, move Dad's drums

1058
00:58:25,080 --> 00:58:29,120
Speaker 4: up from the cold and put them in your room.

1059
00:58:29,800 --> 00:58:32,640
Speaker 4: Set them up for the man, you know, bring the

1060
00:58:32,720 --> 00:58:37,440
Speaker 4: posters up, the Playboy centerfolds. Tack him on the wall.

1061
00:58:38,480 --> 00:58:43,120
Speaker 4: You know. Let dad, you know, he's had his eye

1062
00:58:43,120 --> 00:58:44,760
Speaker 4: on your room for years.

1063
00:58:44,840 --> 00:58:46,200
Speaker 2: You've been going.

1064
00:58:46,200 --> 00:58:49,479
Speaker 4: When will this person who doesn't understand me, I don't

1065
00:58:49,520 --> 00:58:51,960
Speaker 4: understand her. What is she still doing in my house.

1066
00:58:52,200 --> 00:58:54,360
Speaker 4: She's in college. Legally I can kick her out.

1067
00:58:54,360 --> 00:58:55,040
Speaker 2: I don't want to go.

1068
00:58:55,040 --> 00:59:00,000
Speaker 4: That far, but I want that room for my drums.

1069
00:58:59,800 --> 00:59:02,840
Speaker 3: It's perfect. This has actually come around. I'm glad we

1070
00:59:03,000 --> 00:59:05,920
Speaker 3: spent some time we got to know Kelsey. We used

1071
00:59:06,080 --> 00:59:10,200
Speaker 3: to scattered clues that she gave us, and we have

1072
00:59:10,320 --> 00:59:13,640
Speaker 3: solved not only a gift situation, but I would say

1073
00:59:14,280 --> 00:59:16,680
Speaker 3: a family problem.

1074
00:59:17,240 --> 00:59:20,360
Speaker 4: Yeah, that probably wasn't talked about. It sounds like there

1075
00:59:20,400 --> 00:59:23,760
Speaker 4: wasn't a lot of addressing the fact that no one

1076
00:59:23,800 --> 00:59:25,400
Speaker 4: cares for anyone else in this family.

1077
00:59:25,640 --> 00:59:29,240
Speaker 3: They's a lot of quiet dinners, Oh, a lot.

1078
00:59:29,120 --> 00:59:35,560
Speaker 4: Of Yeah, just the sound of cutlery on porcelain, fork scraping,

1079
00:59:36,240 --> 00:59:40,360
Speaker 4: looking for that last morsel of roast beef, Yes, scraping,

1080
00:59:40,640 --> 00:59:43,040
Speaker 4: and then you know it's good, right, you know, just

1081
00:59:43,080 --> 00:59:46,160
Speaker 4: sort of. That's the only thing that's discussed was the

1082
00:59:46,240 --> 00:59:47,520
Speaker 4: quality of the experience.

1083
00:59:49,000 --> 00:59:49,440
Speaker 2: Kelsey.

1084
00:59:50,440 --> 00:59:52,840
Speaker 3: I'm so glad that we've you know, we've released you

1085
00:59:52,920 --> 00:59:56,000
Speaker 3: and your father, and I guess ultimately it was good.

1086
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Speaker 3: You wrote into the podcast you wouldn't you know? No

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Speaker 3: one was going to be to give you this advice,

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01:00:01,040 --> 01:00:01,680
Speaker 3: but us.

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Speaker 4: This is honestly, this is honest advice. I mean, if

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01:00:04,440 --> 01:00:07,080
Speaker 4: you called in, you know, you wrote into a you know,

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01:00:07,880 --> 01:00:11,800
Speaker 4: another podcast, a lesser podcast, a lesser podcast, they probably

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01:00:11,840 --> 01:00:12,240
Speaker 4: would have.

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01:00:12,200 --> 01:00:12,880
Speaker 2: Been, well you could.

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01:00:13,160 --> 01:00:16,280
Speaker 4: The Apple has a new uh you know, watch and

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01:00:16,360 --> 01:00:19,760
Speaker 4: there's a new They released ten new bands and there's

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01:00:19,840 --> 01:00:22,120
Speaker 4: rubber ones and the one's leather and that might be

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01:00:22,240 --> 01:00:27,160
Speaker 4: nice for old We said, look, there's clearly, you know,

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01:00:27,360 --> 01:00:32,080
Speaker 4: a crack in the foundation. It's splintered over years. You

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01:00:32,120 --> 01:00:34,800
Speaker 4: don't know who your father is. You bare, You're lucky,

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01:00:34,880 --> 01:00:37,520
Speaker 4: you know. Yeah, I don't want to keep going on,

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01:00:37,560 --> 01:00:39,280
Speaker 4: but yeah, this is what I feel like.

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Speaker 2: We did a good thing.

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01:00:40,320 --> 01:00:42,920
Speaker 3: Oh, I'm so. I feel like a weight has been

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01:00:42,960 --> 01:00:44,240
Speaker 3: lifted for people tonight.

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Speaker 2: I feel better now, right, don't you feel less stressed

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01:00:48,400 --> 01:00:48,640
Speaker 2: now that.

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01:00:48,640 --> 01:00:51,520
Speaker 3: You Well, I'll say I felt horrible, you know after

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01:00:51,560 --> 01:00:56,200
Speaker 3: that letter. I was in it. I was in a

1109
01:00:56,240 --> 01:01:01,360
Speaker 3: just a cloud of darkness. Yeah, absolutely missed that I

1110
01:01:01,360 --> 01:01:04,560
Speaker 3: could not see through. And now it's parted, and I'm

1111
01:01:05,080 --> 01:01:07,480
Speaker 3: you know, I'll be able to wake up tomorrow and move.

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01:01:07,360 --> 01:01:09,600
Speaker 4: On with my life knowing we did something good.

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01:01:10,040 --> 01:01:14,440
Speaker 3: Right right, Yeah, Damien, I have my cruise control sign.

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01:01:14,880 --> 01:01:16,880
Speaker 3: I want to say it out loud again, just for

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01:01:17,000 --> 01:01:25,000
Speaker 3: one final I have no cruise control. It's like the

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01:01:25,040 --> 01:01:29,320
Speaker 3: cruises book themselves was that. I feel like that was

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01:01:29,360 --> 01:01:30,600
Speaker 3: the right amount of time.

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Speaker 2: I think. So.

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Speaker 4: I also think the way you said it, it's like,

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01:01:36,400 --> 01:01:37,360
Speaker 4: I think that's your mantra.

1121
01:01:38,320 --> 01:01:40,680
Speaker 3: Absolutely this is going wrong.

1122
01:01:41,720 --> 01:01:44,280
Speaker 4: Just you stop and you take a deep breath and

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Speaker 4: you go.

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Speaker 2: I have no cruise control. The cruises book themselves.

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01:01:48,680 --> 01:01:51,200
Speaker 4: I have no cruise control the cruises book. It's sort

1126
01:01:51,240 --> 01:01:54,640
Speaker 4: of like you're you know, you're soreety now.

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01:01:56,480 --> 01:01:58,920
Speaker 3: This now that I'm saying this, I mean, I'm seeing this.

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01:01:59,040 --> 01:02:02,480
Speaker 3: It does seem just like someone who has is probably

1129
01:02:02,560 --> 01:02:05,520
Speaker 3: three hundred thousand dollars in debt. They're explaining to whoever,

1130
01:02:05,680 --> 01:02:08,480
Speaker 3: like the guy who is from collections has come to

1131
01:02:08,520 --> 01:02:11,000
Speaker 3: take their car and they're screaming this it's out of

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Speaker 3: my control, Damien. I've had such a wonderful time. It's

1133
01:02:16,320 --> 01:02:17,120
Speaker 3: so nice seeing you.

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01:02:17,600 --> 01:02:18,560
Speaker 2: It was great seeing you.

1135
01:02:18,880 --> 01:02:21,080
Speaker 3: And now I have a beautiful piece of home decor

1136
01:02:21,280 --> 01:02:24,800
Speaker 3: that hopefully you'll see at some point hanging proudly in

1137
01:02:24,920 --> 01:02:25,400
Speaker 3: my house.

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01:02:25,840 --> 01:02:26,200
Speaker 2: I hope.

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01:02:26,240 --> 01:02:30,040
Speaker 3: So listener, look, go book that cruise that you're so

1140
01:02:30,440 --> 01:02:32,840
Speaker 3: mad at me about that you're so mad at Damian

1141
01:02:32,920 --> 01:02:38,480
Speaker 3: about you need to unwind on a cruise. Yeah, the

1142
01:02:38,560 --> 01:02:43,760
Speaker 3: podcast is now officially over. Take care, Bridger, take care.

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01:02:43,880 --> 01:02:45,840
Speaker 3: Thank you so much, Damien.

1144
01:02:45,880 --> 01:02:48,200
Speaker 4: I'm gonna have the last word here. The podcast is over.

1145
01:02:48,480 --> 01:02:51,000
Speaker 4: The podcast is over. We're drawing to a close, and

1146
01:02:51,040 --> 01:02:57,240
Speaker 4: we just wanted to say goodbye. Right, the podcast is

1147
01:02:57,280 --> 01:03:03,240
Speaker 4: over and goodbye.

1148
01:03:03,520 --> 01:03:07,919
Speaker 3: I said, No Gifts is an exactly right production. It's

1149
01:03:07,960 --> 01:03:12,040
Speaker 3: produced and engineered by our dear friend Annalisa Nelson, and

1150
01:03:12,080 --> 01:03:15,840
Speaker 3: the theme song is by miracle worker Amy Mann. You

1151
01:03:16,080 --> 01:03:20,440
Speaker 3: must follow the show on Instagram at I said No Gifts,

1152
01:03:20,960 --> 01:03:23,280
Speaker 3: that's where you're going to see pictures of all these

1153
01:03:23,320 --> 01:03:26,440
Speaker 3: wonderful gifts I'm getting. You have to see the gifts.

1154
01:03:27,200 --> 01:03:31,680
Speaker 3: Listen and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher or wherever you

1155
01:03:31,800 --> 01:03:34,919
Speaker 3: found me. And why not leave a review while you're there.

1156
01:03:35,240 --> 01:03:38,120
Speaker 3: It's really the least you could do, considering everything I

1157
01:03:38,240 --> 01:03:41,880
Speaker 3: do for you. And if you're interested in advertising on

1158
01:03:41,920 --> 01:03:50,920
Speaker 3: the show, go to midrool dot com slash adsvit.

1159
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Speaker 1: Did you hear Funa Man myself perfectly clear, but you're

1160
01:03:55,840 --> 01:04:02,280
Speaker 1: a guest to Merthal, it come to me empty and

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01:04:03,840 --> 01:04:09,720
Speaker 1: I said no guest, your own presences presents enough. I

1162
01:04:10,200 --> 01:04:14,760
Speaker 1: already had too much stuff, So how do you dare

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01:04:14,960 --> 01:04:16,560
Speaker 1: to surbey me?