Speaker 1: The Nicky Guy. Here's Nicky. Hello, here I am, It's Nicky.
Speaker 1: It's the Nicki Guyzer podcast. How y'all doing something really
Speaker 1: congested today? I don't know what's going on. Maybe allergies,
Speaker 1: which is the cutest way to say allergies. Allegories. That's
Speaker 1: another way. Yeah, that's the story of the allergy is
Speaker 1: an allegory. I think you're gonna tell one later. It's
Speaker 1: a story about allergies. It's a story about allegre. That
Speaker 1: sounds cute. What happened to him? He really came up
Speaker 1: for like a year, and then he's probably still out
Speaker 1: there doing stuff. I started watching Veep again. Speaking of Veeps,
Speaker 1: last night, Chris came over and we were like, why
Speaker 1: do we want to watch? We need a new show.
Speaker 1: We just finished Ultimatum, which I really recommend couples watching
Speaker 1: because you just like figure things out about your relationship
Speaker 1: based on whose side you're taking, and then you understand
Speaker 1: you understand like how men would perceive something. It's just
Speaker 1: it's a way. It's a healthy way to get into
Speaker 1: arguments that doesn't have any there's no stake in it
Speaker 1: because there's people you don't know. You're like arguing through
Speaker 1: those people's dilemmas. Yeah, kinda, and it just helps you
Speaker 1: see things their way. Um. But we were trying to
Speaker 1: find what else to watch and we were going through
Speaker 1: so much stuff. I'm like, what about Don't Funk with Cats?
Speaker 1: I was like, because I watched that with you and
Speaker 1: came in long enough ago, and Chris has never seen it,
Speaker 1: and I was like, I know that's one that like
Speaker 1: it sounds like you don't want to see it because
Speaker 1: you hear about the cats dying scene or whatever. It's
Speaker 1: just too much. That documentary is fucking amazing, fucking It's
Speaker 1: like Tinder Swindler person made it. It is. So we
Speaker 1: watched it and we're like, why did it take us
Speaker 1: so long to watch this? So I want to watch
Speaker 1: that again. He was like, I don't know if I'm
Speaker 1: up for you know, YouTube cat murder, and I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm not, I just ate so um. We then it
Speaker 1: was like West Side Story because we had both wanted
Speaker 1: to see the new one. And then I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: I don't know Ansel l Gord. I'm just I feel
Speaker 1: like he got canceled recently. Hanceled el Court is what
Speaker 1: I'm calling him. He did something weird that I don't
Speaker 1: even know, but I'm just like, I don't feel like
Speaker 1: looking at his face. And then um, and then we
Speaker 1: were gonna watch I forget. Anyway, we settled on like
Speaker 1: we always did, were like, do you want to start
Speaker 1: V again? When you start VEEP? Do you start season one,
Speaker 1: episode one? Because I've been watching VP highlights recently just
Speaker 1: to celebrate, like when I can't sleep and stuff, and
Speaker 1: how funny, not to celebrate it can't sleep, but just
Speaker 1: like bask and how funny it is. And I feel
Speaker 1: like that's been cheating because I just am getting every
Speaker 1: it's like every best line from BEEP and it literally
Speaker 1: is every line. It's just like watching the show because
Speaker 1: it's no there's no dead there's no stopping, there's no
Speaker 1: and maybe want to watch it um because yesterday I
Speaker 1: listened to UM Conan O'Brien needs a Friend that podcast.
Speaker 1: I listened to the John Millennia episode because on the
Speaker 1: Conan Subrette people were like, oh my god, John Milney
Speaker 1: is so quick and so funny, and I'm like, I
Speaker 1: just gotta I gotta bask in it, admire it, just
Speaker 1: like you know, bow down. And I went and listened
Speaker 1: to it, and I was listening to it when I
Speaker 1: was running and I could not I could not listen.
Speaker 1: I had to stop listening because my body would get
Speaker 1: like limp and I'd be like, oh, I can't get
Speaker 1: up this hill because I was laughing so hard. It's
Speaker 1: just so fun. And I was like, as soon as
Speaker 1: I listened to one segment of There's like, I was
Speaker 1: in my own head being so much funnier, like quicker,
Speaker 1: and I was like, I need to listen to more
Speaker 1: of this stuff. It's like going to the gym for comedy.
Speaker 1: What you expose yourself to is what will make I,
Speaker 1: at least for me, I get funnier with when I
Speaker 1: watch funny things, I like start thinking in that kind
Speaker 1: of rhythm I like, I want to be. It's so
Speaker 1: bad that I find a way to like chameleon it.
Speaker 1: So I really recommend the latest podcast. I said, no
Speaker 1: eclip from it because there was a part where John
Speaker 1: was talking about having kids and with Conan and they
Speaker 1: were describing, um what it's like, and he was saying
Speaker 1: Conan said that when Andy Richter had had kids, before
Speaker 1: Conan had had his kids, Conan was like, what's it like?
Speaker 1: And Andy was like, it's like seeing the world in color,
Speaker 1: like before you're seeing it in black and white. It's
Speaker 1: like in The Wizard of Oz when she steps out
Speaker 1: and it's like suddenly the world is colored. That's what
Speaker 1: it's like. There's just a giant shift. And then John said,
Speaker 1: I just love it because you walk around with your
Speaker 1: baby and like you get to it's like watching a
Speaker 1: movie that you really love with someone who hasn't seen it,
Speaker 1: and you get to see the movie again for the
Speaker 1: first time through their eyes. Which and then I sent
Speaker 1: the clip to Noah because um, she had said that
Speaker 1: that's why she wanted to have kids. Was like, because
Speaker 1: I go, what's the reason to have kids? It's like, oh,
Speaker 1: you get to like experience these things for the first time.
Speaker 1: He was like, I never like trees or yards or
Speaker 1: the outdoors. I'm an indoorsman. Like he was like, now
Speaker 1: I'm like, my baby, you can just watch this baby
Speaker 1: look at trees and be like like with wonder, I mean,
Speaker 1: I could do get a baby watching your little baby.
Speaker 1: Well he's seen it before. Baby don't work with cats. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you wanted someone to have a new experience. He just
Speaker 1: sounded like, you know, hang out with someone who's doing
Speaker 1: mushrooms though, really, because that's what babies on acid. They
Speaker 1: just yes, imagine see, yeah, you're seeing everything for the
Speaker 1: first time in color. Literally have a baby, or just
Speaker 1: hang out with a friend who's doing asset in the
Speaker 1: park and then just go to a fish concert and
Speaker 1: eat Google balls or whatever the hell they're called Google
Speaker 1: or googballs. It's some kind of weird concoction. One time
Speaker 1: that we were at a fish show and this guy
Speaker 1: came up to us. He was all like on Asciday
Speaker 1: stuff and he's like, hey, man, my friend just got
Speaker 1: beat up by the cops. Can you spare some money
Speaker 1: to help him get him out? And my buddy looked
Speaker 1: at him, he goes, have you ever thought about joining
Speaker 1: a fraternity? And the guy was like so fucked up
Speaker 1: that he couldn't. It was such a weird response that
Speaker 1: tell a guy that's like, oh, man on purpose, Yeah,
Speaker 1: he was an asshole with him. Yeah, he sucked with
Speaker 1: a catman on Google Google balls. I don't know it
Speaker 1: was sucked up, but it was very funny at that
Speaker 1: time because it's just yeah, yeah, it's it was rude
Speaker 1: and mean, and I don't think we gave the guy
Speaker 1: money to help his friend get his friend out of
Speaker 1: but the kid joined the fratorney and he ended up
Speaker 1: becoming impressed. But it's just have you ever done that
Speaker 1: to someone where it's like, I don't know, I've never
Speaker 1: lost someone, but I've had I've misheard people and thought
Speaker 1: they said something really weird when I I've had that
Speaker 1: moment of like, what did you just say to me? Where? Um,
Speaker 1: one time we were going to six Flags when I
Speaker 1: was a kid and it was raining really hard and
Speaker 1: it was probably so it was like after Jurassic Park
Speaker 1: had come out. That's kind of contextualizing it. And the
Speaker 1: kid that was at the gate that we like tied
Speaker 1: the tickets before we drove in. He said to my dad,
Speaker 1: welcome to Jurassic Park. And my dad thought he said,
Speaker 1: get your ass in the park. I remember my dad
Speaker 1: being like, what'd you say? Just like kind of like
Speaker 1: like he said in a friendly way. So my dad
Speaker 1: wasn't like, but he was just surprised that he would
Speaker 1: say this when there's a bunch of kids in this car.
Speaker 1: He goes, he goes, welcome to Jurassic Bark. He goes,
Speaker 1: I thought you liked, get your ass in the park
Speaker 1: and we thought that was the funniest damn thing. Did
Speaker 1: that reminds me? I was on a cruise and the
Speaker 1: lady had an accent that was she goes, do you
Speaker 1: want a Susan in the glass? No, he got thinking
Speaker 1: she was saying silver in a glass, but it was
Speaker 1: a souvenir glass. I don't know, It's just one of
Speaker 1: those things. I was so silly. Or or you go
Speaker 1: to Mose, you know, the taco place, and they go
Speaker 1: welcome to Mose, but it sounds like we're closed. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know, just another someone used to say that
Speaker 1: the subway. I went to the guy one time, said,
Speaker 1: um I walked in. He goes, I work at subway,
Speaker 1: and I just go what And he goes, welcome to subway.
Speaker 1: I go oh, I said, I work it Subway, like
Speaker 1: you have to announce, dude. I worked at a cheese
Speaker 1: you know, I worked in grilled cheese for a while
Speaker 1: in New York. And the manager they hired was this
Speaker 1: like very like flamboyant, loud guy who was trying to
Speaker 1: show that he was gay without saying gay. I don't
Speaker 1: know if he was gay. Okay, usually flamboyant, but I'm
Speaker 1: just yeah, I don't know if he was a gay,
Speaker 1: I mean the man. You could just throw a man
Speaker 1: and then it sounds less inappropriate. I did not mean
Speaker 1: to say that. That's like saying a black but if
Speaker 1: you say a black person, boom, you're okay, yes it was.
Speaker 1: It was not. That was a Floridian slip. So yeah,
Speaker 1: that's not bad. That's good. Okay, quick rabbit. So wait wait,
Speaker 1: So so every time he's like I want you to
Speaker 1: be I was the cashier and he's like he wanted
Speaker 1: me to do. Welcome to most kind of thing, you know,
Speaker 1: still Stone Cold Cold Screamery, Stone Cold Sea, Boston Creamy
Speaker 1: where they have to like cheer and when you like tip,
Speaker 1: no one wants to do that. The enthusiasm, like we
Speaker 1: it feels so fake and contrived, and I get it.
Speaker 1: Maybe it puts you, I don't think it puts the
Speaker 1: customer in a good mood. I feel like they're gonna
Speaker 1: to me at Starbucks sometimes. I know Starbucks partners out there.
Speaker 1: I don't hate it. I think if you're on the
Speaker 1: other end, you've worked at a restaurant, it's just I
Speaker 1: don't know. I'm so real. You know that you know quiet,
Speaker 1: and so it's like welcome to the mount shop, welcome
Speaker 1: to the man. And it was like the opening. So
Speaker 1: there was thousands of people coming in like literally sits
Speaker 1: so many times, dude, I was having panic attacks to
Speaker 1: say it. No, when the line was so long as
Speaker 1: the cashier, you don't think a cashier would be a
Speaker 1: hard job, like, but when there's a thou like literally
Speaker 1: like hundreds of people, I believe it would be for you.
Speaker 1: Yeah it was. And I kept looking at I kept
Speaker 1: trying to do an operating system that you don't understand.
Speaker 1: Holy sh it. New to New York and I was
Speaker 1: just going a job there. I knew the owner, Spencer,
Speaker 1: same birthday as me from Mountclair, New Jersey, where we
Speaker 1: just were Yeah, um yeah, he just gave me a job.
Speaker 1: I was sleeping on a couch for six months? How long?
Speaker 1: How did that end? Poorly? Did a panic at that?
Speaker 1: And I just laughed and I go, I can't be here.
Speaker 1: The manager, a different manager who was even above that,
Speaker 1: had this like energy of like you're working fifteen like
Speaker 1: like just just like stuff that's not needed, Like you're
Speaker 1: adding to something that's already stressful. So you're projecting your
Speaker 1: stress of like trying to like rink like rain things
Speaker 1: in by like trying to control everything, and I just
Speaker 1: don't do well in that environment. I was just like,
Speaker 1: I'm I just I can't be here right now. And
Speaker 1: when she goes, if you leave, you're not coming back
Speaker 1: and you're fired. And you were like thank god. I
Speaker 1: was like, Okay, could you've said that earlier? I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm going out, I'm leaving. Was distressful about it. My
Speaker 1: brain was just, yeah, you weren't going to do well
Speaker 1: in any Yeah. I mean I wouldn't have done well
Speaker 1: on a bench by myself with no line at that time.
Speaker 1: That was your job. After that, well, I hadn't drop
Speaker 1: have been good at like I mean, like besides comedy,
Speaker 1: if you could have like, well, not any job that
Speaker 1: you enjoy, but what job would you be good at.
Speaker 1: I'm a good coach. I'm good with Like I'm not
Speaker 1: the head coach. I'm a good assistant coach. Yes, where
Speaker 1: I don't have hilarious to want to be an assistant coach.
Speaker 1: Well that's what I am on this show. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: guess that's but like, but you have your own team
Speaker 1: over you have your own team downstairs. No, I know
Speaker 1: where Brenna is the assistant coach, Like you have aspirations
Speaker 1: to be a head coach in that in this world,
Speaker 1: I do under as long as the head coach doesn't
Speaker 1: have a big talking I was just talking about um
Speaker 1: this to Chris last night where we were talking about
Speaker 1: we were talking about it. I'm hiring these like interior
Speaker 1: organizers to organize my life and U I'm just stressed
Speaker 1: out about Like we got into kind of an h
Speaker 1: not an argument, but a disagreement like he we got
Speaker 1: into like just as stalemate of like we both weren't
Speaker 1: feeling each other because he had set up like he
Speaker 1: had organized these people to come in. He had called them,
Speaker 1: I had met them. I met them here, but he
Speaker 1: was here when they Like he did everything to get
Speaker 1: these women to come into my life and organize my house.
Speaker 1: And they're like two women like from the Home edit
Speaker 1: if you've watched a Netflix show. They're like build you
Speaker 1: shelves and every they do everything. And my thought was
Speaker 1: that when he Chris brought this up, I was like,
Speaker 1: yes please, and like they would just do everything and
Speaker 1: I wouldn't have to do anything. That's not the case.
Speaker 1: But once I get once Chris called me with like, okay,
Speaker 1: I talked to them about they they you know, surveyed everything,
Speaker 1: and then they gave a quote. It was a lot
Speaker 1: more expensive than I thought it was going to be,
Speaker 1: and which is fine, and I think I've talked about
Speaker 1: this before. But he goes and they'll come in like,
Speaker 1: let's find three days when you're in town. They he
Speaker 1: gave me three days, and I go, I'm in town
Speaker 1: those three days. I want them to do it when
Speaker 1: I'm not in town. He's like, well, you have to
Speaker 1: be there, and I was like, but then I don't
Speaker 1: want them to do this. And I was like, okay,
Speaker 1: then I'm just gonna hire my friend to do it.
Speaker 1: Because I my friend, I can just leave, even though
Speaker 1: it won't be as good. I can just leave her
Speaker 1: and I can. She won't be like mad at me.
Speaker 1: She'll just be like, oh, that's Nikki. She doesn't want
Speaker 1: to deal with this um. And you want like a
Speaker 1: home improvement situate where the family leaves and the bus
Speaker 1: moves and it's done that I don't even know what's happening.
Speaker 1: Was surprised h TV for you. I know, if it
Speaker 1: would be a pretty awesome to do that because I
Speaker 1: feel like I could be doing the home at it,
Speaker 1: like the celebrity edition of this kind of thing. I
Speaker 1: would have no problem having cameras coming, but I do
Speaker 1: feel like i'd have to be there for that even
Speaker 1: and I don't want to be there for it, and
Speaker 1: he was like and and so then he so he
Speaker 1: told me pick three days when you're in town, and
Speaker 1: I was like, I can't. I don't want to be
Speaker 1: there for it. He's like, we have to be there
Speaker 1: for some of it. So then he goes, okay, So
Speaker 1: I got it, So like, why don't you just make
Speaker 1: it so it's they worked two days when you're not there,
Speaker 1: but the first day you're there so you can kind
Speaker 1: of just direct them. And so he took the original
Speaker 1: thing that was way too much for me, and he
Speaker 1: whittled down to like just work them with them for
Speaker 1: like three hours one day. And what he didn't know
Speaker 1: was that that was also too much. But I felt
Speaker 1: like he's already done me this huge favor of get
Speaker 1: of negotiating that that he doesn't have to that Nikki
Speaker 1: is a little bit weird, and so now he's because
Speaker 1: I'm always someone who's like, I don't like to be
Speaker 1: a burden. I don't like my anxieties and my weird
Speaker 1: things to like make people like I'm I don't know.
Speaker 1: I just felt bad that like he already was like
Speaker 1: called them back and was like, can she be there
Speaker 1: for like just one day instead, and you guys can
Speaker 1: be there alone the rest of the days. And but
Speaker 1: what he didn't so I as soon as he said
Speaker 1: three hours, in my head, he's thinking I got it
Speaker 1: down to three hours. That's nothing she can do that.
Speaker 1: In my head, I go, that's I thought it was
Speaker 1: zero zero or nothing. I don't want to be involved.
Speaker 1: I will put the things in the room that I
Speaker 1: that I want in there. I'll put each item all
Speaker 1: throat in the room, and then they organize it and
Speaker 1: I leave. I don't want to go through each thing
Speaker 1: and be like yes, now, oh what's because I don't
Speaker 1: care about shoe? I don't I have no I have
Speaker 1: no preference. There's if you go, Nikki, what would you
Speaker 1: like your classes to look like? I have no starting
Speaker 1: point to give you. I don't have any you know
Speaker 1: this is and I just I just want to put
Speaker 1: myself out there, Nikki. If I know you so well,
Speaker 1: if you want me to come to St. Louis and
Speaker 1: be there with these people. I can totally do. I
Speaker 1: used to I loved cleaning my friend's house. It would
Speaker 1: I have so many like you that are willing to
Speaker 1: do that. But Chris was like, it's okay that you don't,
Speaker 1: and I go, that's because he was upset that he
Speaker 1: had done all this work to get these women, and
Speaker 1: then I go, I'm just gonna my friend do it.
Speaker 1: He didn't know my inner panic of like, I can't
Speaker 1: even do three hours because I felt bad saying to
Speaker 1: him I can't do three hours because he'd be like, well,
Speaker 1: who do you think you are that you can just
Speaker 1: not talk to people that are working on your house,
Speaker 1: like you have to be pleasant and let them in
Speaker 1: and say HOI you know, like And that's all the
Speaker 1: things I'm projecting onto him, thinking about me thinking I'm
Speaker 1: like too big time to like even talk to like people.
Speaker 1: But the thing is I don't like to talk. I
Speaker 1: have anxiety about talking to people, and like they if
Speaker 1: a maintenance man comes over, I don't want to be
Speaker 1: here for it. If someone comes over to fix the studio,
Speaker 1: I don't want to be here for it. I don't
Speaker 1: like because I feel like I have to be like,
Speaker 1: do you want some water? Um? What? What do you want?
Speaker 1: These cords over here? I don't know, I don't care.
Speaker 1: I have no preference. There are a lot of women
Speaker 1: listening to this podcast, and Chris is like, why do
Speaker 1: you have so much shame about not wanting to be
Speaker 1: involved in this? And I'm like, why do you think?
Speaker 1: Because every single woman I know, Noah, every woman I
Speaker 1: know men that I there's most men I know to
Speaker 1: love organization. I do not know a single woman who
Speaker 1: doesn't have a cleaner room than me, who doesn't like
Speaker 1: to decorate, who doesn't like to pick out wallpapers, who
Speaker 1: doesn't like to pick out paint colors, who doesn't like
Speaker 1: to pick out couches. I don't like any of that.
Speaker 1: And it makes me feel like I'm not a woman.
Speaker 1: It makes me feel the way men feel when they
Speaker 1: are emotional and makes them feel a little gay, like
Speaker 1: you might be feminine, which is like the worst thing
Speaker 1: to be as a man is feminine. That's how I
Speaker 1: was like trying to get Chris understand the way it
Speaker 1: feels for you to get really emotional and to say
Speaker 1: your feelings is the way I feel when I'm forced
Speaker 1: to do something home repairy that's supposed to just be
Speaker 1: like this natural thing for me to have. You know,
Speaker 1: whenever I design a set for my specials, they're like, so,
Speaker 1: what do you want the background to look like that.
Speaker 1: Every male comic I talked to goes, oh, I never
Speaker 1: like weigh in on that. I don't care. And for
Speaker 1: some reason, women are expected to have some sort of
Speaker 1: like opinion when it comes to style and what they
Speaker 1: like and what they don't like when it comes to
Speaker 1: aesthetic stuff. And I am not a woman that cares
Speaker 1: about that stuff. And I don't even know. I don't.
Speaker 1: He goes, just, what, like, what's a color you like?
Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't go. I don't care about anything.
Speaker 1: I don't care about I don't care about shelves. I
Speaker 1: don't want to learn about shells. I have no curiosity
Speaker 1: about shells. I'm not scared of shelves. I don't care.
Speaker 1: But you know what I'm scared of is not being
Speaker 1: a good woman, and I don't want to face it. Well,
Speaker 1: here's the thing. I think. It's like, I think you
Speaker 1: come from the same like I'm very similar to you
Speaker 1: in the sense of these organizers you've done this a
Speaker 1: million times. Your vision is better than anything I might be, Like,
Speaker 1: I kind of like to reach for my shoes at
Speaker 1: a two foot angles, So why is it not nice
Speaker 1: to go I trust your vision. You do you. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna like it, I promise you, because it's for me.
Speaker 1: It would be better if I gave them. So I
Speaker 1: do have some opinions. I'm just scared to get into it.
Speaker 1: And I have this anxiety about any new people, like
Speaker 1: and it's usually people I'm hiring to work for me
Speaker 1: that are like contractors, like when it comes to like, oh,
Speaker 1: my sister's friends are coming tonight, they're in town. No
Speaker 1: anxiety about meeting people for some reason, like people who
Speaker 1: are working for me, I don't want to talk to them.
Speaker 1: I don't want to get to know them. I want
Speaker 1: them to do everything when I'm not there because I'm
Speaker 1: embarrassed of my space, I'm embarrassed of my taste. I
Speaker 1: want their judgment to be happening when I'm not in
Speaker 1: the other room. And a lot of times someone the
Speaker 1: plumber comes to fix the toilet or like whatever it is.
Speaker 1: I go in the other room. I go, oh, it's
Speaker 1: just in there, and I direct him, and it seems rude,
Speaker 1: and I don't know where it comes from, but I
Speaker 1: know now, like through talking to Chris last night, it
Speaker 1: comes from your mom being nicky. You don't even know
Speaker 1: what you like. I heard that so much as a child.
Speaker 1: We would go out shopping and she'd be like, do
Speaker 1: you like these jeans? And I go, I don't know what.
Speaker 1: She goes, you don't even know what you like. You
Speaker 1: don't even have an opinion about anything taste wise. I
Speaker 1: don't like cooking. I don't ever. I don't have any
Speaker 1: interest in like, oh, baking things or meal prep or
Speaker 1: what what? When girls are like, oh my god, we
Speaker 1: got new cabinets, I'm dead. I'm so excited. We're building
Speaker 1: this house from scratch. I can't feel more removed from
Speaker 1: my fellow human than that. And I feel and Chris goes,
Speaker 1: why do you want to like things that you don't like?
Speaker 1: I don't understand, And I go, but like, don't you
Speaker 1: ever feel like? Man? I wish I liked doing that thing.
Speaker 1: I wish I liked reading like bigger books. I wish
Speaker 1: I liked I don't know, being more organized. I wish
Speaker 1: I love all these things. Yeah, of course people who
Speaker 1: have this all the time where they feel self doubt
Speaker 1: about things and they weren't He I go, but what
Speaker 1: about like when you didn't work as tall as you
Speaker 1: wanted to be, didn't you like resent people that were
Speaker 1: like tall? And He's like, I mean yeah, but I
Speaker 1: just also reason like I'm one of the luckiest people
Speaker 1: that's ever been born in humanity and the history of
Speaker 1: the world, Like the life that I have makes me
Speaker 1: in the top point zero zero zero zero zero zero
Speaker 1: zero zero one percent of all humans dating back forever.
Speaker 1: So like, yeah, if I was a little talleruld be great.
Speaker 1: Whereas for me not being as pretty as my sister was,
Speaker 1: like God had smited me, and like was like wrong
Speaker 1: with me? And I like, I fucking I wanted to
Speaker 1: die because of it. I was like I shouldn't even
Speaker 1: be alive because I'm not if you're not the best
Speaker 1: at something, which brings me back to I don't understand.
Speaker 1: I never understood people who didn't want to be famous.
Speaker 1: I had no I couldn't believe everyone in my class
Speaker 1: when we were little, like sixth grade or whatever, what
Speaker 1: do you want to be when you grow up? Not
Speaker 1: everyone didn't want to go actress. Why would you not
Speaker 1: want that? Everyone loves you, You're beautiful, You're on TV,
Speaker 1: everyone knows you. But I think even our generation you
Speaker 1: needed a profession like that was told early on you
Speaker 1: needed to be some kind of being an actress. Was
Speaker 1: he was crazy? Was that's what I was told? The
Speaker 1: idea of me being an actor. My dad told me
Speaker 1: when I wanted to be a comedian, I want to
Speaker 1: play third base for the Yankees. It's not a realistic
Speaker 1: thing for me, but that's what I'm saying, a kid's dream.
Speaker 1: Though kids are wasting astronaut, ballerina, marine, biologists, like veterinarian,
Speaker 1: like these things, that they're still real jobs. That comparatively, comparatively,
Speaker 1: astronaut is not a real job. I'm still there's there's
Speaker 1: more astronauts or there's more actors, for sure, so there's
Speaker 1: well now talking about people I do not understand, though,
Speaker 1: I'm so grateful that one wants to be famous because
Speaker 1: well now everyone cost but no, they don't. I mean,
Speaker 1: I really thought my parents were going to be like
Speaker 1: so excited to be on a t B show, like
Speaker 1: I was giving this gift to that. No, I'm talking
Speaker 1: about kids now they want to be like viral. I
Speaker 1: couldn't believe my parents were like, we don't really want
Speaker 1: to do this. I'm like, but you raised me, and
Speaker 1: so I understand what Chris doesn't want to do it.
Speaker 1: He grew up a different way. But like, but you
Speaker 1: guys are my blood, Like we think the same. How
Speaker 1: would you not want to be famous? But it's because
Speaker 1: they feel good enough about themselves. They don't eat adoration
Speaker 1: from strangers. But I need more adoration from you guys,
Speaker 1: Like we'll get something when we come back. This assistant
Speaker 1: coach is going to help you and we're back. Know
Speaker 1: what what would you be if you were radio show producer?
Speaker 1: I think if I had the brain for it. And
Speaker 1: this is just because of um, because of something that
Speaker 1: happened recently. I just want to be a veterinarian. I
Speaker 1: love that because you also when when Bruno died, I
Speaker 1: know that you were like really taken aback by how
Speaker 1: amazing vets were to you. Like I could tell you
Speaker 1: were like kind of blown away by your vet during
Speaker 1: that process. And you had again with Buzzy, right, so
Speaker 1: I had like such like a gentle experience with someone
Speaker 1: who had, you know, skills and knowledge that I don't
Speaker 1: have um and resources that I don't have, and I
Speaker 1: was helped without even asking for help. So that just
Speaker 1: like it definitely opened me up to understanding that people
Speaker 1: who have skills that I don't, they could do so
Speaker 1: much with it, and maybe I need to look inward
Speaker 1: and do something with what I have to offer. But
Speaker 1: I still haven't sent up for any volunteer work or
Speaker 1: anything like that, right, Like, what can you do to
Speaker 1: help the world about it? Well, I've never done it,
Speaker 1: and I don't know if you have. But of service work, Mr,
Speaker 1: I don't talk about it all because you can't because
Speaker 1: you do it because you're not trying to get attention
Speaker 1: for it, all right, But I do too, but I
Speaker 1: can't talk about it. You're gonna go to Hell if
Speaker 1: you're lying about what I don't believe in Hell. Okay,
Speaker 1: well you're gonna You're gonna stay on the third floor,
Speaker 1: all right. I'd rather go to Hell. It's loud down there.
Speaker 1: I don't think Hell's pride pretty quiet. Hell. No, Hell
Speaker 1: is loud, screaming the double laughing. Um No, I was
Speaker 1: just gonna say that the like we got in the comedy,
Speaker 1: the barrier of entry is easy, like but then what
Speaker 1: you the what heventry barrier of entry and in a word,
Speaker 1: I've never heard of that phrase, but I'm getting a
Speaker 1: barrier of entry. Yeah, I thought you were saying barrier
Speaker 1: of entry. Oh no, you're as a park huh. So
Speaker 1: do you mean the how to get in? Yes? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you don't have to like get a degree. You don't
Speaker 1: have to get a degree. You don't have to the the
Speaker 1: school firs seven years. You don't feel like interview to
Speaker 1: get it. Yes, but then you think it's an easy entry,
Speaker 1: but it's obviously not. Then it takes about eight years
Speaker 1: to get good at it and to actually succeed and
Speaker 1: make money at it. It fools you. Look volunteer work,
Speaker 1: you can just sign up and do it, but to
Speaker 1: be good at it, maybe it takes a little bit
Speaker 1: of time. I'm just saying, like I like things like
Speaker 1: the idea of being of that narying, the idea of
Speaker 1: being a doctor, the idea of being a lawyer, the schooling,
Speaker 1: the applying all that ship frozen paralyzed can't do so
Speaker 1: if you were going to do something that didn't take like,
Speaker 1: you could take that out, take that out of the
Speaker 1: equation of like, oh I could just be it. See,
Speaker 1: I would like a different thing. I would like those
Speaker 1: things of like um uh, I like I like how
Speaker 1: there's something appealing about getting my masters and then being
Speaker 1: like Okay, there's like a process. Then there's a test
Speaker 1: you take and then you write a dissertation and then
Speaker 1: you get a good enough like that you have these
Speaker 1: bars because with comedy it is so fluid and it's
Speaker 1: just like there's no actual like there's like okay I
Speaker 1: did a late night set, boom, got it done. Okay,
Speaker 1: I got a TV show, boom, got it done. But
Speaker 1: like I like having benchmarks of like you got through
Speaker 1: these things. So I think that that would appeal to me.
Speaker 1: But what do you mean, Like, what's another thing like
Speaker 1: an uber driver, like the best uber driver. No, I'm
Speaker 1: just saying I think there's things that we don't do
Speaker 1: because obviously there takes, and like being a veterinarian. You
Speaker 1: can't just be like hey, I'm just gonna because you
Speaker 1: know Waltson here and be a veteran. Can't. Yes, you could.
Speaker 1: You could just sign up for school. It's not free.
Speaker 1: It's not free. You have to apply. You can't just
Speaker 1: go to be like you gotta probably pass boards to
Speaker 1: go to bed. Thinking of going back to school, you know,
Speaker 1: like now as an adult, because I feel like, okay,
Speaker 1: I could definitely set myself down and do homework and study,
Speaker 1: but just thinking about the whole application process and loans
Speaker 1: and all of that, I'm just like, I never forget it.
Speaker 1: Next year, that dog will find someone else. I don't know.
Speaker 1: When Kim kardactually passed the baby bar I got like
Speaker 1: jealous because I could see like her studying and her
Speaker 1: having this like accomplishment like that she was so proud of.
Speaker 1: I was like, I want to do something like I
Speaker 1: want to get you'd be good at the baby Barah.
Speaker 1: I think I would be a good lawyer, I think,
Speaker 1: but I have no interest in it, even though that
Speaker 1: would be a good thing to give back. I mean
Speaker 1: a lot of people get into law to be good
Speaker 1: people and to help, you know. Pro Bono keeps going
Speaker 1: immigration law, family law and stuff like that. I saw
Speaker 1: Bono performed performed in Kiev in Ukraine for free. I
Speaker 1: like a bar Did I say wrong Kevin Kevin, Ukraine? Um?
Speaker 1: I say Kiev is a key fler Keep keep. My
Speaker 1: friend's mom worked at Keith Bakery on Kings Highway. So
Speaker 1: that's how we used to say it on King's Highway.
Speaker 1: Thought it could. That's in St. Louis. Yeah, we live
Speaker 1: close to kings Away, very close. Do you know the
Speaker 1: McCloskey is those people the gun tote mccloskey's, you know,
Speaker 1: the ones that during the Black Lives Matter protests in St. Louis,
Speaker 1: those two old people. That house is like you could
Speaker 1: I mean bb gun distance from our apartment. That's crazy
Speaker 1: right in the public I just saw on St. Louis
Speaker 1: read it yesterday. Someone took a picture of one of
Speaker 1: the mccloskey's cars and it's decked out in like an
Speaker 1: American flag, like wrapped up in it. And there's a
Speaker 1: picture of him because he's a senator, so state sent
Speaker 1: state representative something, and there's a picture of it's like McCloskey,
Speaker 1: State rep. And it's him on his porch looking scared
Speaker 1: with the gun. It's the picture and he's like proud
Speaker 1: of it. Now it's now a branding when it should
Speaker 1: be the shameful thing. It made me sick. I hate
Speaker 1: those people. I hate our neighbors. Yeah, I mean what
Speaker 1: what what houses across from shropp that's that's it across
Speaker 1: it's lit up all the time. It's m big like
Speaker 1: gray thing across the y. Yeah, mcclass keys. I didn't
Speaker 1: know until I was walking Luigi and there were these
Speaker 1: two tourists that were taking a picture and she was
Speaker 1: like getting get it in the background, and I go,
Speaker 1: what what is that? And they go, oh, mcclass keys,
Speaker 1: And I was like what. I live uplock away from
Speaker 1: these fucking it They get positive reinforcement. They go to
Speaker 1: their fucking country club and everyone's like, oh, there's bang
Speaker 1: bang bang bang, and they're like, yeah, drinks on me,
Speaker 1: bang bang. Can you imagine being proud of trying to
Speaker 1: shoot at a Black Lives Matter protest and looking like
Speaker 1: little pussies on your front porch because a bunch of
Speaker 1: kids are just fighting for people to have equal rights,
Speaker 1: You losers, protecting your stupid stone house that looks like
Speaker 1: a above ground grave, Like it looks like a tool. Liam,
Speaker 1: Yeah it did. I hate them with their like And
Speaker 1: that woman's like holding the gun all wrong with frizzy hair.
Speaker 1: She looks like she just like got done feeding her parents.
Speaker 1: No offense to parent owners. I'm gonna be one some day,
Speaker 1: But she just looked being proud of that. Yuck. I
Speaker 1: hate anyone who likes those people. Stop listening to the podcast.
Speaker 1: I hate you, Yeah, all the mccloskey's out there. I
Speaker 1: just hate these people that have like their trucks wrapped
Speaker 1: in like pictures of like a shirtless Trump on like
Speaker 1: the cross. Are you being ironic? I wish with you.
Speaker 1: I don't know the idea of idolizing anybody like that,
Speaker 1: but that was before you. That was before he became president. Actually,
Speaker 1: my dad and my dad defense d DS as his
Speaker 1: lawyer pro bono, no money, Dad, Although I better still
Speaker 1: be in the will. You're going to hell if I'm not.
Speaker 1: It's quiet, it's hot. Um My dad hates Trump post president.
Speaker 1: That's good. I mean, I'm not supposed to, like, you're
Speaker 1: not supposed to meet hate with hate, but man, it's hard.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry for your of course, that's what's gonna happen.
Speaker 1: It's going to be the worst thing possible. He's going
Speaker 1: to win because of Elon Musk. Do you think taking
Speaker 1: him off initially wasna anyway? Because by the way, it
Speaker 1: doesn't matter if Trump wins or loses, he still thinks
Speaker 1: he won the last election. He's going to win this
Speaker 1: one too, in his own mind, and this time his
Speaker 1: supporters are not going to really put up with him
Speaker 1: not winning. Do you think taking him off the first
Speaker 1: time probably was bad? It was great he went away.
Speaker 1: We didn't talk about him every day he went away.
Speaker 1: It was great. He's gonna but no matter what, he's
Speaker 1: going to quote unquote win. Jack. Start looking at Jack
Speaker 1: from Twitter. Yeah, Tom's friends from my space Jack, Tom,
Speaker 1: Mark Mark, Oh god, they're only one from uh he
Speaker 1: He regrets taking Trump off because I think what it
Speaker 1: does is it makes him more powerful obviously if he
Speaker 1: comes back. In a way, if he comes back, it's
Speaker 1: gonna be like only ship like it's gonna be. He's
Speaker 1: his first tweet is going to get eighty million likes
Speaker 1: because he was taken away and Trump has claiming that
Speaker 1: he's not coming back. He's going to stay on. I
Speaker 1: don't even know what his is called. I think it's
Speaker 1: called Frumpy Dick or something. Um anyhow, Uh yeah, So
Speaker 1: let's get to the news. You heart, it's Wednesday, folks,
Speaker 1: you know what that means. That is Wednesday. I hope
Speaker 1: you're having all the swells out there, and let's go
Speaker 1: to mccloskey's I hope you shoot yourself, but yeah, but
Speaker 1: leave us the leave the door open so we'd come
Speaker 1: in and check out your big screen, all right? Um,
Speaker 1: do you know your big screen? All right? Well, speaking
Speaker 1: of not having self awareness, a South African pastor is
Speaker 1: given a lot of heat online after filming himself proposing
Speaker 1: to a grieving woman in the middle of her father's
Speaker 1: funeral just mere feet deceased Coffin. Critics accused the man
Speaker 1: of making the somber occasion about himself. Is this a
Speaker 1: cultural thing? Though? Again we're talking about these like funerals
Speaker 1: and other like I'm not I'm not trying to be
Speaker 1: like dumb American who thinks anything outside of our country
Speaker 1: is like that's just the way they do. I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't know if this is cultural. I mean it
Speaker 1: seems it's what's the Is there a video? Um? There
Speaker 1: is apparently she she seems to have accepted. And this
Speaker 1: is a different This is a weird this is a
Speaker 1: religious thing. He's like, he was a pastor, so he
Speaker 1: has a God complex. He can do whatever he wants.
Speaker 1: He probably thought he was like, do you think out
Speaker 1: a thing with the dad like a like an argument
Speaker 1: with the dad, like oh you're dead now now I'm
Speaker 1: taking no. I bet it was like this is your
Speaker 1: dad's wish. You know, this is all just these are
Speaker 1: all kind of connected to like God and like religion
Speaker 1: and how weird it can be. Here's here's what he said.
Speaker 1: Because you're you're kind of close. He thanked God for
Speaker 1: being in his girlfriend's life during this difficult time, and
Speaker 1: he hoped that his proposal would help her come to
Speaker 1: terms with her father's passing. Yeah, okay, wait, I thought
Speaker 1: he was. So they were girlfriend and boyfriend. This wasn't
Speaker 1: out of the blue, he said, I just proposed to
Speaker 1: her at her father's funeral. Okay, that changes it for me.
Speaker 1: I thought it was just like some pastor that was
Speaker 1: like I want this young girl to be my bride.
Speaker 1: Now that's even we read this headline again. There was
Speaker 1: no indication that they were together before this. I feel
Speaker 1: like it's true. Was I wrong? No? No, No, that
Speaker 1: makes okay. So that's why I thought it was a
Speaker 1: cultural thing of like, oh, we just work at the
Speaker 1: pastor in our community. And I really did think that. Um,
Speaker 1: I get that people are always trying to they don't
Speaker 1: know how to handle grief or like their person, they
Speaker 1: care about suffering and they're just trying to make it
Speaker 1: stop by like your distraction. So he probably thought it
Speaker 1: was a good way. It's just not fair. I mean,
Speaker 1: if I was a woman, I'd be so pissed to
Speaker 1: be put on honestly would like it? Why because if
Speaker 1: let's just be honest, like if I was dating someone
Speaker 1: and I was kind of waiting, we are at that
Speaker 1: point where it was like kind of waiting for this proposal. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're waiting for my dad to die, but my so
Speaker 1: that we could take a dip in that pool whenever
Speaker 1: we want, um, even the winter. Take the thing off, yea,
Speaker 1: the lead up. Yeah, I get those that like old
Speaker 1: tarp of leaves out of there, go about the dead
Speaker 1: frogs and take a little Okay, I I think that, um,
Speaker 1: I would like something. I am someone who when I'm
Speaker 1: in pain, I want something to distract me from it.
Speaker 1: I don't want to feel it. I don't want to
Speaker 1: like mourn my dad's loss. I don't want to focus
Speaker 1: on it. I want something to get me out of this,
Speaker 1: something to live with, something to make me feel like
Speaker 1: there's a future after my dad dies. Something that's like, Okay,
Speaker 1: this is a huge life change, but here's another big
Speaker 1: change so you can kind of pivot and not that
Speaker 1: it's the healthiest thing, but I think I would like that.
Speaker 1: I mean, I was crying in a couple of therapy
Speaker 1: yesterday about like my dad's gonna die someday, and like
Speaker 1: I want a partner who fulfills some of the things
Speaker 1: I get from my dad, which is a weird thing
Speaker 1: to say of like, you know, like I want my
Speaker 1: husband to be like my dad, but I just want
Speaker 1: my husband, is what I was saying, to love me
Speaker 1: as much as my dad loves me, that unconditional, like
Speaker 1: you know, dad love. And my therapist was like, well,
Speaker 1: that's you know, that's a difference. That's because what it's yeah,
Speaker 1: like that, it's just you can't help but love whatever
Speaker 1: you like spawn you're gonna love, yeah, And it's hard
Speaker 1: to do that with someone who you didn't spawn, Like
Speaker 1: I don't want, you know, my boyfriend or my husband too.
Speaker 1: Like I'm not I'm not like sexually sexualizing that love.
Speaker 1: It's just like the kind of like thinks I hung
Speaker 1: the moon love my dad like thinks I'm the greatest
Speaker 1: thing that has ever happened to the world. Everything I
Speaker 1: do is amazing. My mom does not as much. My
Speaker 1: mom was on Instagram Live the other night, right when
Speaker 1: you were on the stage. I would on the Stigm
Speaker 1: Live to tell people to watch the uh reality show,
Speaker 1: and I got mom about to go on stage. Any
Speaker 1: requests for jokes, literally any joke you can think of
Speaker 1: that I've ever done. She couldn't think of one jokes.
Speaker 1: She's watching my act a million times. Was I heard
Speaker 1: by that? No, if my dad said that, I would
Speaker 1: be shocked, because my dad is someone who like watches
Speaker 1: literally everything I do um, which is not what I
Speaker 1: wanted a partner, But I just want someone to like,
Speaker 1: you know, I I crave like some and just being like, God,
Speaker 1: I just love watching you shine that kind of thing
Speaker 1: which Chris does. It's just like I was just kind
Speaker 1: of having a freak out recently about like my dad dying,
Speaker 1: and like, what the funk is the point of me
Speaker 1: living if I my dad dies, because all I do
Speaker 1: everything so that he'll be like, you were so goddamn
Speaker 1: good on that that just feels so good. He doesn't.
Speaker 1: I don't want him to listen to every podcast. I
Speaker 1: don't even tell my dad. When a mom thinks he
Speaker 1: gets so mad, he's like you were with Kelly Clarkson,
Speaker 1: you didn't tell us, Like he gets so upset in them.
Speaker 1: So it's not like I'm like, Daddy, look what I did.
Speaker 1: But when I do, hear feedback from him of like
Speaker 1: that that song was so goddamn good. Yeah, it's there's
Speaker 1: something about it that makes me. And I know a
Speaker 1: lot of people don't have that in their lives. Their
Speaker 1: parents fucking suck or like they never And I feel
Speaker 1: I feel sad that I need. I feel embarrassed that
Speaker 1: I needed so much. Look, you know how many awnings
Speaker 1: your name sold for him? Yeah, that's a shoddy jay.
Speaker 1: Come at me, bit, I don't think you come at
Speaker 1: me pitch all right? Um so, yeah, Chris proposed me
Speaker 1: on my dead's funeral. If you're listening, but it's religious
Speaker 1: in a different going. Okay, yes, right for the next one.
Speaker 1: Cheating the infidelity create attachment ambivalence, which means mixed or
Speaker 1: contradictory feelings about the other person. So when a deep
Speaker 1: and healthfully dependent connection is unexpectedly damage, you are traumatized.
Speaker 1: A trauma specialist says terror increases the need for attachment,
Speaker 1: even if the source of comfort is also the source
Speaker 1: of the terror. Many be trade partners find themselves in
Speaker 1: an emotional war with themselves. They look at their cheating
Speaker 1: partner and think, I love you, but I hate you.
Speaker 1: I need you close, but I can't stand to be
Speaker 1: in the same room as you. That I was reading
Speaker 1: on Reddit last night actually about someone that was like,
Speaker 1: how do you not cheat on your wife or girlfriends?
Speaker 1: Like as a man? Like it was I'm too afraid
Speaker 1: to ask, and it was like I want to fund
Speaker 1: other people, what do I but I love this? How
Speaker 1: do you do it? And every response was like you
Speaker 1: just jerk off if you want to do it, and
Speaker 1: then you have postnut clarity. There was nothing about like, man,
Speaker 1: that feeling will go away if you love your woman enough.
Speaker 1: It was all like this is a feeling you will
Speaker 1: struggle with the rest of your life. Always consider is
Speaker 1: the emotional hurt I'm causing someone I love going to
Speaker 1: be worth this? This putting my dick in this like that.
Speaker 1: It was all like coping strategies that don't have anything
Speaker 1: to do with like, well, you need to make your
Speaker 1: relationship stronger. It's like it's not about that it's about
Speaker 1: like it's like, don't and then everything, yeah, please don't
Speaker 1: do like we're a condom. Yeah no, there make sure
Speaker 1: you're in a barn relation ship, an open bar um. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was it. I loved it because there was nothing.
Speaker 1: There was nothing being soft about, like your wife is
Speaker 1: someone that you'll just naturally feel. It was someone who
Speaker 1: was asking the question who wasn't married, but was like,
Speaker 1: I'm I would like to be married someday. How the
Speaker 1: funk am I going to want to not fuck anyone else?
Speaker 1: And they were like, no, that will never go away.
Speaker 1: And after the fact, after it happens, you still love them,
Speaker 1: You still want to be with them while you hate
Speaker 1: them to me. But that's what they said. Was in
Speaker 1: this thing that I'm hearing, there is the emotional trauma
Speaker 1: it causes. Someone that you cheat on is so much
Speaker 1: worse and it is almost irrept like unreparable and and
Speaker 1: in a lot of ways, like you know, Estra Parrel
Speaker 1: always says, you will never have the relationship that you
Speaker 1: had before this infidelity. You have to start a new relationship.
Speaker 1: This new relationship is one in which you were cheated on,
Speaker 1: and like it could be a different but it's not
Speaker 1: you will never have back the relationship you had before
Speaker 1: the infidelity, which is maybe not a bad thing because
Speaker 1: more you know on there's more honesty in this new relationship.
Speaker 1: But you can't live in a world where that didn't
Speaker 1: happen ever again. Like, and that's what the people in
Speaker 1: the reddit thing we're referencing of, Like, know that this
Speaker 1: isn't just you getting your dick wet one time. If
Speaker 1: you get caught, there's there will be reverberations throughout the
Speaker 1: rest of your life, and you will cause someone you
Speaker 1: love so much emotional damage that you cannot predict or understand.
Speaker 1: And it's not the action, it's the trust aspect. It's both.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I like the I think Drew Michael had
Speaker 1: a bit about like, oh no, I've cheated. It was
Speaker 1: just just happened. And it's like here's the forty ways
Speaker 1: and like you met at the bar, you talked to him,
Speaker 1: you did this, there's like fifing that led to it.
Speaker 1: There's something about I was drunk that makes me feel
Speaker 1: a lot better someone cheats because as someone who was drunk,
Speaker 1: I did a lot of things I do not stand by.
Speaker 1: I didn't really want to do it. Wasn't like, oh,
Speaker 1: this is my secret desire to tell this person I
Speaker 1: love them, or two, get on top of that car
Speaker 1: and dance like all the things I've done to jump
Speaker 1: that fence with flip flops and break my heel, these
Speaker 1: aren't things that I was like, I would love to
Speaker 1: do them. I can't wait. I just need to get drunk.
Speaker 1: I was a nitty. I'm stupid when you're drunk. So
Speaker 1: there's something about being drunk that I truly had. You know,
Speaker 1: when my ex boyfriend made out with a girl when
Speaker 1: he was drunk and said, I thought it was you.
Speaker 1: He I knew he did. That wasn't an excuse, Like
Speaker 1: he got so dumb when he drank, like he was
Speaker 1: just he wouldn't make at all. She had blonde hair,
Speaker 1: and it was in a setting that we always hung out,
Speaker 1: like he just was missing me, and like I know
Speaker 1: people are like, oh, yeah, right, Nick, you're so glable. No,
Speaker 1: this guy was literally mentally I don't know if you
Speaker 1: can say the word retarded, but he would be on
Speaker 1: par with someone with it, like he would be a
Speaker 1: mentally disabled person. Sometimes when he drank, it was so scary.
Speaker 1: So when he was like I thought it was you.
Speaker 1: I just was like, I know you did like some people,
Speaker 1: you know, because she had cold, a cold sore. That's
Speaker 1: why I was mad. I was like, we've seen that
Speaker 1: girl before and she had an active cold or what
Speaker 1: the funk were you doing? That was what made me man.
Speaker 1: I really didn't care the whole. Like you say, you're
Speaker 1: honest when you're drunk, Like, there's a lot of things
Speaker 1: with like people like hold you accountable even more so
Speaker 1: because that's who you really are. Dude. There's times where
Speaker 1: I'm fucked up. I was not. I'm not that person.
Speaker 1: You're not honest, and oh what I would always say
Speaker 1: the opposite actually of what I meant, Like I would
Speaker 1: always tell girls I love you, Oh my god, I
Speaker 1: want to be front, Like I would always say in
Speaker 1: the morning, go why did I say the opposite of
Speaker 1: what I meant to that person? And it's because I drunk,
Speaker 1: there WASI There are times, though, when you have like
Speaker 1: a secret that you're like you want to tell someone
Speaker 1: and you need to and you need that liquid courage
Speaker 1: quote unquote. Alcohol dumb makes you dumb. So everything that's
Speaker 1: telling you don't say this, this isn't the right thing
Speaker 1: to do. That goes away and then you do the
Speaker 1: dumb things. So there are times where you do speak
Speaker 1: the truth because the stuff that's keeping you from saying
Speaker 1: the truth falls away because you're stupid, or when you drink.
Speaker 1: But for me, it would always make me say that
Speaker 1: do the opposite. So it's so weird to like if
Speaker 1: you got caught cheating and you were hammered and like
Speaker 1: you don't even remember the fuck, Like it's just like
Speaker 1: a you know, if you're blacked out and you cheat
Speaker 1: and it ruins your whole life. You had like three
Speaker 1: kids and you just were just fucked up one night.
Speaker 1: You don't even remember your dick being in the you
Speaker 1: know what I mean, and that moment your life is
Speaker 1: forever change of a moment that you can't even remember. God,
Speaker 1: that's gonna be fucking fucking alcohol. It's alcohol. But it's
Speaker 1: also like I don't know, just like if I got
Speaker 1: cheated on, I would be hurt because of the lie,
Speaker 1: like you said, more than like the act, Like I
Speaker 1: just don't no, I know, But it's like a life
Speaker 1: that like you weren't even no I understand you're saying,
Speaker 1: like it does. But even after you come you also
Speaker 1: go what was Why was it was that worth? It
Speaker 1: was that drunk with horns like even if you're not runk,
Speaker 1: Like women need to understand that men when they get
Speaker 1: really horny and they're presented with like fresh wet puss
Speaker 1: that wants them like, it's as if they're so drunk,
Speaker 1: it's almost yeah, you do, You've done dumb things in
Speaker 1: your horny and you go, I just have jerked off,
Speaker 1: and then I wouldn't have driven. Yes, Cactus, I thought
Speaker 1: there was a bust advice just jerk off, and I
Speaker 1: always I used to have a bit about it. Women,
Speaker 1: if you don't want your husband to cheat on you
Speaker 1: before he leaves, make him jerk off or blow him.
Speaker 1: Like a guy with an empty bag of nuts is
Speaker 1: not going to cheat on you. They can't. There's no
Speaker 1: desire there. It's like you're don't don't go out and eat, okay, well,
Speaker 1: then feed him a huge meal beforehand. It's like going
Speaker 1: to rob a bank and you give a guy a
Speaker 1: gun and you go, hey, there's no bullets, and you're like, okay,
Speaker 1: well I'm not gonna you know what, Am I going
Speaker 1: to pistol up someone with my dick? With my soft dick?
Speaker 1: I won't even leave a mark. I am so I
Speaker 1: cannot get comfortable. I'm just sweating constantly. I'm so sweaty.
Speaker 1: I'm just like, I feel repulsive in my own skin.
Speaker 1: I'm pam messling, like I'm about to start my period
Speaker 1: and I'm just sweaty. Let's take a break and come back. Uh,
Speaker 1: why do I care? Why do I care? Adam Sandler
Speaker 1: throws his daughter a star studded butt mitzvah. Oh yeah, Spade?
Speaker 1: Was that that? I think because the other night we
Speaker 1: were texting or something and he was like, yeah, I
Speaker 1: just loved the kids party, and he didn't say who.
Speaker 1: He's so cool that he didn't tell me that he
Speaker 1: was at this insanely awesome that I connected the dots
Speaker 1: after I saw this headline, I'm like, god, damn it. Yes,
Speaker 1: it's a candy themed birthday party with Jennifer Anniston, Charlie Pouth, Halsey,
Speaker 1: Taylor Lautner and some TikTok stars involved invited. It's yeah,
Speaker 1: it's been since he's been in in Nowhere Wolf Twilight movie. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's fun. I mean it is weird. Why Adam Sandler
Speaker 1: and JN France in Our Front? I know that Pooth
Speaker 1: is in there, like, I don't know how they got
Speaker 1: to know him? Yeah, may I definitely my bar Mitz
Speaker 1: I had to cutouts of baseball players. That's it? What really? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Whose they can say go Mark McGuire bash brothers Mark McGuire, No,
Speaker 1: but he was just cut like a cutout, I know,
Speaker 1: but like a cardinal. No. No, this is when he
Speaker 1: was on the a's theme was baseball? But why Mark
Speaker 1: McGuire from Did anyone even know him before St? Louis?
Speaker 1: I just loved his forearms as a kid. Was that
Speaker 1: the only one they had at the shop? I don't Yeah, Actually,
Speaker 1: the more I think about it, I don't think the
Speaker 1: shop had a ton of options. I don't think it
Speaker 1: was like a fat head back then. I think you
Speaker 1: got what was in the shop. They can say it
Speaker 1: such a great name. It's a great name, Mark mt
Speaker 1: Wires and they're both like they're both steroid freaks that
Speaker 1: hit the ball about seven hundred feet. Did you have
Speaker 1: a theme for your bat Mitzvah? Noah, I did not
Speaker 1: have about Mitzvah because I don't like being the center
Speaker 1: of attention, so I never did any of them. Understand
Speaker 1: you didn't go to graduation, didn't have abart Mitzvah. I
Speaker 1: didn't want any of it. WHOA did it like birthday parties?
Speaker 1: I was The truth is I was always really embarrassed
Speaker 1: of our apartment, and to think that I would be
Speaker 1: inviting kids from my class home mortified me. So I
Speaker 1: was mortified. I would feel the same way. I kind
Speaker 1: of felt that way with because it was all I
Speaker 1: went on Christian school. They've never been to apartment, Like
Speaker 1: it was like going to the moon for them. They
Speaker 1: were like, I've never seen this many Jews, y'all. There's
Speaker 1: more than they were hanging out with jose and Mark. Yeah.
Speaker 1: They're like, well, yeah, we'll just fucking hang out with
Speaker 1: the Christian guys. Yeah, oh my god. I just remember
Speaker 1: being obsessed with of the dancers at the bar Mitzvah
Speaker 1: party and just like following her everywhere. One of the dancers. Yeah,
Speaker 1: one of the older dancers. What do you mean a dancer?
Speaker 1: We had dancers at the party that got the ship
Speaker 1: going with the DJ. Oh, so she was like an
Speaker 1: older girl that was like iired as part of the
Speaker 1: I did that a lot. Actually, Like there was a
Speaker 1: there was a singer on a cruise when I was
Speaker 1: like fourteen, who like I was really into and like, yeah,
Speaker 1: they were like celebrities almost Yeah, I guess, so the
Speaker 1: boy was subsessed. I wasn't paying attention at all to
Speaker 1: the girls in my grade, and that was like my
Speaker 1: time to shine. I just made some more unattainable who
Speaker 1: the dancer? You had no chance and so there was
Speaker 1: no you know, in a relationship or like like having
Speaker 1: a celebrity crush, like you're never going to get them.
Speaker 1: There's no like, there's no risk. Yeah, I was drunk,
Speaker 1: so it wasn't in pedophilia. I one time with my sister,
Speaker 1: which in Florida, so it didn't count. Oh right, Yeah, anyway,
Speaker 1: I was with my sister in Florida. My dad was
Speaker 1: at some capable convention. We got to go to this
Speaker 1: amazing resort in Florida when I was a kid, and
Speaker 1: they had this amazing party at this resort, and I'll
Speaker 1: never forget they hired mermaids to swim in the pool
Speaker 1: at night and just be like these mysterious mermaids, and
Speaker 1: my sister and I were so creeped out but also
Speaker 1: fascinated by them because they weren't like talking and they
Speaker 1: were just like they were really swimming. They were like
Speaker 1: it was such a cool thing to do with this
Speaker 1: beauteful that like you know, one of those pools that
Speaker 1: had different like channels and like so there were these
Speaker 1: mermaids were just they weren't talking to each other. They
Speaker 1: weren't talking, they were we didn't. We almost were like
Speaker 1: are they real mermaids? Like there was something And I
Speaker 1: just remember my sister and I being so creeped out
Speaker 1: yet intrigued. I mean, I'm still I am creeped out
Speaker 1: by anyone who's playing a character at a party, a
Speaker 1: mascot goofy. Yeah. I don't understand children. I understand children
Speaker 1: who like mascots less than I understand women who like
Speaker 1: redesigning closets. I feel less connected to children. I just
Speaker 1: couldn't understand why a child I want to walk up
Speaker 1: to someone who is clearly, first of all, not the
Speaker 1: cartoon you see on TV. This guy is it's way bigger,
Speaker 1: and it's made of cloth and like and it moves
Speaker 1: like a human. It's not like there's it's and it
Speaker 1: ruins the car cartoons is a world where it's like
Speaker 1: it's real. And then you take these characters out of
Speaker 1: the car. It's just like, what is this? Children who
Speaker 1: like that? Oh my god, can you imagine having to
Speaker 1: be a mermaid? And you're like either hungover to test
Speaker 1: your child an idiot, and I Q test for a
Speaker 1: child to see if it's actually thinks if your child
Speaker 1: likes mascots, you your child might be special, Like yeah,
Speaker 1: we'll probably make out with someone that thinks it's you.
Speaker 1: That's your kid if they like I mean, I just
Speaker 1: my sister and I were scared of those because we
Speaker 1: would We were cunning enough to know at these I
Speaker 1: don't even think Cunnings right, were to know that they
Speaker 1: were men in there even when we were little, and
Speaker 1: that even if we didn't know there were men, we
Speaker 1: knew there was something off about it. Like you're smart
Speaker 1: to me, I wasn't. I wasn't afraid of the person
Speaker 1: inside it. I didn't think that far ahead saying like,
Speaker 1: you just know it's off. There's something not right about it.
Speaker 1: It isn't Goofy, it isn't tweety Burt there, it's not
Speaker 1: it's it's not Mickey. That's something else and I don't
Speaker 1: like it, and it's better stay the funk away from me.
Speaker 1: I was you were watching the Dancer. I was watching
Speaker 1: Mickey the whole time. Like, I hope that guy does
Speaker 1: not come around here. I wouldn't get so scared. I
Speaker 1: like that you have an idea that there is a
Speaker 1: real Mickey and he's just not there. Yeah, like a
Speaker 1: cartoon world is real and this another realm. I didn't
Speaker 1: think it was like real, and like stay in the
Speaker 1: cartoon world. I don't want you walking around d a fan.
Speaker 1: Clowns are discussed. Clowns scared this ship out of me.
Speaker 1: It's another thing of like what are you? Are you
Speaker 1: a human or are you not well? Are you dancer?
Speaker 1: The movie it ruined it? Oh yeah, I mean it
Speaker 1: ruined what about the character and the Adams faithing. I
Speaker 1: liked that guy, the big thing of hair. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I loved Adam's family interesting. I don't know. I never
Speaker 1: really watched some of the parties though. All right, um,
Speaker 1: let's get to our Wednesday segment. It is time for
Speaker 1: Andrews to sink short story Circles segment. That guy sounds
Speaker 1: pretty cool. Yeah, he's a good guy. I haven't told
Speaker 1: I don't think I've told this story. And stop me
Speaker 1: if I'm wrong, but I think it could be fun,
Speaker 1: considering I was really fucked up when it happened. But
Speaker 1: you know the story. You cheated with Goofy. Yeah, Goofy's
Speaker 1: cock will Pluto peg me? But it was like, you
Speaker 1: know that Pluto is not a real isn't a dog?
Speaker 1: What is he? That's just a Pluto isn't a planet?
Speaker 1: Joke didn't really work. Well, he wasn't a dog for
Speaker 1: a year, and then we found out he was actually
Speaker 1: a dog, which is fucking wild. But he wasn't a
Speaker 1: dog for a year. Pluto the planet came back. I
Speaker 1: think I heard Pluto is just the guy the planet,
Speaker 1: some guy inside there Ji the next closest planet after Mars.
Speaker 1: You told me that. I think that. Well Jupiter, fucking dude,
Speaker 1: something's going on over there. What I mean, it's got
Speaker 1: a big old hole hurricanes. Yeah, dude, that fucking planets
Speaker 1: going off. Yeah, we'll get there. I mean, we go
Speaker 1: through each planet. I got it. I got a lot anyway,
Speaker 1: So the story, So I end up. I'm in New Orleans.
Speaker 1: I'm visiting back to college. Uh uh, you know, I
Speaker 1: came back. I'm I feel cool, but you don't. I'm
Speaker 1: just young enough where it's still cool to come back
Speaker 1: to college, you know what I mean. I think, yeah,
Speaker 1: I still had friends there. There's an age where it
Speaker 1: stops feeling cool and you start feeling like, like seven Predator,
Speaker 1: it was the last year there. I think it's when
Speaker 1: everyone that was in college when you were at college
Speaker 1: is now graduated. Yes, four years, yes, so I go back.
Speaker 1: I'm like twenty three. I never do ecstasy. Really, I've
Speaker 1: done it maybe twice in my life. I take it
Speaker 1: that night and I'm hanging with my two buddies. And
Speaker 1: did you take it because like you wanted? It was
Speaker 1: just a drug. There wasn't like, oh I want to
Speaker 1: feel I want to dance tonight, or you know, I
Speaker 1: just want to I think my two friends took it,
Speaker 1: so it was pure pressure and and so they took it.
Speaker 1: And then I remember seeing the lead singer Some forty
Speaker 1: one at a club before I even got to the bar,
Speaker 1: and being like, I was really into Some forty one.
Speaker 1: I don't know what it was. I was too old.
Speaker 1: Price was there one song I'm in too deep, I'm
Speaker 1: not trying, And they had love that you don't even know.
Speaker 1: The second the most popular song you're such a fan.
Speaker 1: You don't even know the second lyric the because that
Speaker 1: we move back in high school. Because I'm in too
Speaker 1: deep and I'm trying to sleep. No, just try, I'm
Speaker 1: in too deep. I know this and I don't even
Speaker 1: know some forty one something. I'm trying to keep what
Speaker 1: goes on thoughts in my head. Instead, I'm goings, you
Speaker 1: were not a some forty one fan. I don't believe it.
Speaker 1: I really was. There's an Indian guy. Know their chorus
Speaker 1: of the most popular song, even one word of it
Speaker 1: is absurd to me. How drunk I was, so I'm hammered.
Speaker 1: I'd take the ecstasy. I didn't really kick in that hard,
Speaker 1: but I see the lead singer and I'm like, I
Speaker 1: just knowed it that he was there, and I was like, wow,
Speaker 1: that's so cool. Then an hour later, I go to
Speaker 1: this bar called the Boot, which is the campus bar.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you had it at Kansas, where
Speaker 1: it was like the main bar where everyone went. There
Speaker 1: were fights there. It was it was the wild West
Speaker 1: for and if you were an outside going into this bar,
Speaker 1: I didn't care who you were. You're gonna get treated
Speaker 1: if you think you're better than anyone in college. People
Speaker 1: are so insecure they're gonna want to fight you or
Speaker 1: they're gonna want to embarrass you. So Derek Whibbley comes
Speaker 1: in and he's like the number one, like fuck everybody.
Speaker 1: I'm remember he had like the whole he's like dating
Speaker 1: Avril Levine. Yeah, he was flicking everyone off. He was
Speaker 1: like a punk. Okay, so you're not gonna punk us,
Speaker 1: you know, because we're looking where the punks. You can't
Speaker 1: punk a punk, like that's literally the thought process. So
Speaker 1: I go up to him and I'm like, dude, you're
Speaker 1: my favorite band. You're some forty one. I fucking love you.
Speaker 1: You're like the Beatles for me. I love that one
Speaker 1: song I'm in Too Deep you keep you finish it.
Speaker 1: And then um and and he's like, all right, come
Speaker 1: find me later and I'll give you tickets for the show.
Speaker 1: I go, all right, dude, that's awesome. So I'm back
Speaker 1: with glow sticks whatever fucking I don't know, like just
Speaker 1: feeling the fucking whatever bon Jovie music. And then my
Speaker 1: buddy went up to Derek Whibbley and he was on
Speaker 1: cocaine and again like this is this, Oh before this,
Speaker 1: they gave him a shot of piss. The bartender gave
Speaker 1: some forty one and all their friends piss shots. Who's
Speaker 1: piss the bartender's piss no where what they know they
Speaker 1: didn't order it sounds the kind of bar. I know,
Speaker 1: this is the kind of bars that we're talking about,
Speaker 1: because they were just like, these guys are famous, and
Speaker 1: they're famous, let him a shot of a cold piss,
Speaker 1: and they're so jealous because they're getting laid more than
Speaker 1: they are. Yeah, and they're fucking are Levine and he's
Speaker 1: a millionaire. Let's give him Welcome to New Orleans, millionaire.
Speaker 1: And he kind of liked the piss. I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 1: It seemed like he enjoyed it a millionaire. Do you
Speaker 1: saw him take the piss? Yeah, he took the piss.
Speaker 1: I'm not taking the piss out of you. He took it.
Speaker 1: He loved it. Pistol So, uh, he takes the piss.
Speaker 1: My buddy goes up to me. He's like, holy shit,
Speaker 1: you're that band you seeing all the small things And
Speaker 1: he didn't really know if he was sucking. You did
Speaker 1: better with that song, by the way, because I didn't
Speaker 1: get into second all the small things true care true things.
Speaker 1: I'll take one. Look, you're my best. So he goes,
Speaker 1: that's not my song. My buddy goes, oh dude, my bad,
Speaker 1: my bad, and he leaves because your buddy trying to
Speaker 1: work with him. Yes, okay, piece of ship. They're all
Speaker 1: pieces of ship in this bar. Were just trolling these
Speaker 1: poor guys from some forty one ye Did they ask
Speaker 1: them if they wanted to be in a fraternity? Is it?
Speaker 1: That guy is probably that guy's friend. So they're also jealous.
Speaker 1: This happens to me all the time to famous men.
Speaker 1: Like people are so rude to famous guys because they
Speaker 1: are so jealousy getting more possy than them. That's all
Speaker 1: it was. And it was just like they want the
Speaker 1: story of I'm the guy that took down the celebrity.
Speaker 1: So he goes back to Derek Whibley and he goes, dude,
Speaker 1: you sing Stacy's mom got it? Go in on your
Speaker 1: all at one and and he is, that's not my
Speaker 1: fucking song. He's catching on now that the guy's working
Speaker 1: with him. He picks his nose and flicks off my buddy,
Speaker 1: and my buddy picks his nose and flicks him. This
Speaker 1: king Lear, it's like an old like a Shakespearean like
Speaker 1: you know they used to like like I bite my
Speaker 1: tongue at you where I bite my my thumb. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's exactly. I'm watching on ecstasy and I'm just like
Speaker 1: what is going? Like how is this real life? You know?
Speaker 1: And then Derek Whibley takes his drink and threw it
Speaker 1: in my friend Joe's face? Was this all inside? And
Speaker 1: don't really like? Loud girls trying to get around this
Speaker 1: guy because he's famous, are like easy. This bar is
Speaker 1: so out of control that like you don't really know
Speaker 1: what's really like how did you even know something? Forty?
Speaker 1: Like you recognize the guy because you're such a fan
Speaker 1: and he had really spiky hair. I saw him earlier
Speaker 1: in the night. Oh that's right, but like earlier in
Speaker 1: the night, did you know ship it's Derek, Yeah, the
Speaker 1: holy ship, that's Derek Whibley. Dud, you got a leather
Speaker 1: jacket on and fox our levine kind of thing? Did
Speaker 1: you get a leather jacket? Later that week, I took
Speaker 1: his so so no so so. Then the fight didn't
Speaker 1: start inside the bar. They both get kicked out of
Speaker 1: the bar. You have Derek Whibbley and like maybe twenty
Speaker 1: random people that want to fight for you know, a
Speaker 1: lot of people stick up for a celebrity just because
Speaker 1: he's a celebrity, you know. And they all have like
Speaker 1: chain wallets like that's how you know. There to some
Speaker 1: forty one. And then you have all these frat guys
Speaker 1: that are all pieces of ship wanting to fight. These
Speaker 1: twenty like kind of and I would say they were
Speaker 1: more nerdy, you know, And they're about to fight, and
Speaker 1: it's like fucking like insane, like like testosterone like crazy.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, I get this idea that I'm gonna solve.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna exta, I'm gonna freaking Buddha this thing. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna DOLLI Lama and I get in the middle. It's like, no, dude,
Speaker 1: this is like one of my favorite bands. I don't
Speaker 1: think we should fight, Joe. They're good guys, and like,
Speaker 1: I don't know if they thought I was being sarcastic
Speaker 1: because I was so like nice and like I think
Speaker 1: they're just done being fucked with. Yeah, so you're telling
Speaker 1: your friends back off them. I'm telling everyone back back off.
Speaker 1: This is this is not the fight you want. These
Speaker 1: are good guys that played they have that one song
Speaker 1: that I kind of know, and Joe's like whatever. So
Speaker 1: then the guy next to fucking Derek Whibley, also in
Speaker 1: a leather jacket, pushes me, and I was on extasy.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh yeah, you know, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: he slapped with your cock. So no, so he hits
Speaker 1: me and I I didn't know how to respond. All
Speaker 1: I did, I just I threw him, I like, like
Speaker 1: a little kid. This guy might have been a hundred
Speaker 1: fifteen pounds. So the leather jack the guy flew, I'm
Speaker 1: not kidding, like seven Like there was a time where
Speaker 1: he was in the air and it was quiet, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean, Like there was like it was
Speaker 1: all slow mo. Yeah, it was like a like a
Speaker 1: tumbleweed went by. And then he hits his head on
Speaker 1: the car and he's knocked out, and everyone it's just quiet,
Speaker 1: like you could hear a pin drop literally, And I
Speaker 1: just turned it Derek Quibbly and I go, So you
Speaker 1: think I could still get tickets for tomorrow's show right after?
Speaker 1: This happened right after And I'm not kidding, I don't
Speaker 1: understand why that would happen. Well, he told me to
Speaker 1: come find him later for to get tickets for the shoe.
Speaker 1: So you look over at his the friend you just
Speaker 1: threw his head on the sidewalk, bleeding, and then you
Speaker 1: just did you realize it was funny to do that. Okay,
Speaker 1: so you're being funny. I was being funny, But I
Speaker 1: was also like, like I really wanted to be his friend,
Speaker 1: Like I still because maybe I was in ecstasy, Like
Speaker 1: I still wanted him to even though that was his friend.
Speaker 1: You just threw yes, yes, but he hit me first,
Speaker 1: So I thought it would have seen that. You know what,
Speaker 1: You're a better friend to me than this guy. I
Speaker 1: know what you got? Yeah? Yeah, what if he was
Speaker 1: like backstage, man, do you want do you want to
Speaker 1: share my letter jacket? He takes it off and he
Speaker 1: just puts it on you, and you feel like you're
Speaker 1: part of the I'm part of like the reasearch and anyways,
Speaker 1: so final thought, I guess I keep saying, thought, I um,
Speaker 1: he goes, no, dude, you killed my friend or like
Speaker 1: he said you hurt my friend or something, and I
Speaker 1: was like I was like, yeah, sorry about that, and
Speaker 1: then a fight just breaks out and the brawl breaks out,
Speaker 1: like full on brawl and all these like some forty
Speaker 1: one guys are getting beat up like it's bad, like
Speaker 1: people are getting knocked out, like straight out wild weast
Speaker 1: ship and where are you. I'm not fighting, I'm at
Speaker 1: that point. I really, I'm already at the stadium. I'm in.
Speaker 1: I'm talking to a security guy, like, dude, the show
Speaker 1: is not for three days, like I'm no, no, but
Speaker 1: I know hang out. I guess it was the day
Speaker 1: before you hang out in New Orleans. So I end up.
Speaker 1: So then Derek Whibley runs away and if you've seen Braveheart,
Speaker 1: you know, like the king that gets away from and
Speaker 1: sees all the people fighting for him die, and he's like,
Speaker 1: he's cowardly, cowardly, and he's like three maybe like a
Speaker 1: hundred yards away, which would be three feet. So he's like,
Speaker 1: and he's flicking us all off with the guy that
Speaker 1: I pushed, and he's flicking us off the no, I
Speaker 1: hope not maybe later from natural CAUs. So he's flicking
Speaker 1: us all off. And then for some reason, my ego
Speaker 1: now is hurt because I didn't get his friendship. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I did get his friendship. It's not about the ticket
Speaker 1: of the show. It's about him liking me, and so
Speaker 1: I run towards him. But even on ecstasy, I'm slower
Speaker 1: than my two friends that ran past me and just
Speaker 1: started fighting the one guy that I already like, Plus
Speaker 1: where are they picture them up on like a yeah,
Speaker 1: like where are they? They're actually just near the library.
Speaker 1: So they start fighting and my buddy starts beating up
Speaker 1: Derek Whibbley. Now he's getting He's like I just remember
Speaker 1: him going dude, no, dude, no ship got his ass?
Speaker 1: Who really did he? Was he able to perform the
Speaker 1: next night? I never looked into it, you really did
Speaker 1: you ever look at like maybe he's told this story
Speaker 1: before somewhere or so. Yeah, so that so that so
Speaker 1: I found there. So the next day Page six wrote
Speaker 1: an article because my friend called it in and it
Speaker 1: said some forty one gets taste of Southern Discomfort and
Speaker 1: yeah it's Themaan Punker. Yeah yeah, so that's you can find.
Speaker 1: It's hard to find the story for some reason under
Speaker 1: that name because it was written in three before the internet.
Speaker 1: It's so funny like stuff when you read articles from online,
Speaker 1: you're like, how do they digitize this? Like there is
Speaker 1: just yeah, things get buried. Yeah, so so we couldn't
Speaker 1: find that. I can't find that. I'm sure someone could
Speaker 1: probably find it. But there's another article where he talks
Speaker 1: about how these frat guys fought him in New Orleans.
Speaker 1: Oh there's uh so, I I looked online in the
Speaker 1: news some forty one cancels tour while Derek Whibley recovers
Speaker 1: from attack. But this happened in a bar in Japan.
Speaker 1: I guess this is something they do. Maybe maybe I
Speaker 1: was in Japan, Yeah, could have been in Japanese. Yeah,
Speaker 1: maybe what's the next layerco? I think you're turning Japanese?
Speaker 1: You never heard that one? At the I'm turning Japanese.
Speaker 1: I think I'm turning Japanese. I really thinks. So you've
Speaker 1: never heard that song? Maybe I didn't know. Have you
Speaker 1: ever heard? It's about masturbating? Really, well, what's the course
Speaker 1: I'm turning Japanese? I think I'm turning Japanese? That really
Speaker 1: think sons turning Japanese? That Japanese? That really thinks basically, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't whoa this is like my It's an eighties song,
Speaker 1: but it's like was played so much. It's like such
Speaker 1: a just like a campy song that people are like
Speaker 1: they play a lot in movies like it's it's really
Speaker 1: well known. That reminds me of my joke where it's
Speaker 1: like any time the song saved tonight, saved tonight. I
Speaker 1: think it's funny to just go, what is the song?
Speaker 1: I never heard of this and people go, no, you
Speaker 1: don't know. I never heard it, But I really never
Speaker 1: heard that. I cannot believe that has missed you. That's
Speaker 1: really good, But I didn't know he was saying, Japanese
Speaker 1: doesn't if dinner no, ain't dain't dn'tdn't, didn't, if that
Speaker 1: doesn't ring a belt to you, because I'm pretty I
Speaker 1: think I'm even on key on that. Can I ask question?
Speaker 1: Did you ever look at marian is dying? Marian? What's
Speaker 1: going on with you? What is your tail? A wagon?
Speaker 1: Look at her little tail going? Did you ever see
Speaker 1: a celebrity or remember media celebrity before you got in
Speaker 1: the comedy? See what every day in the mirror um
Speaker 1: before I got into comedy. That's a good question. Maybe
Speaker 1: we'll talk about it on my next episode Mickey Glazer Podcast,
Speaker 1: Guys Do Not be Kid And I was gonna do
Speaker 1: for us really