1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:12,760 Speaker 1: The Nicky Guy. Here's Nicky. Hello, here I am, It's Nicky. 2 00:00:12,800 --> 00:00:16,280 Speaker 1: It's the Nicki Guyzer podcast. How y'all doing something really 3 00:00:17,200 --> 00:00:20,720 Speaker 1: congested today? I don't know what's going on. Maybe allergies, 4 00:00:21,160 --> 00:00:24,520 Speaker 1: which is the cutest way to say allergies. Allegories. That's 5 00:00:24,520 --> 00:00:27,800 Speaker 1: another way. Yeah, that's the story of the allergy is 6 00:00:27,800 --> 00:00:31,040 Speaker 1: an allegory. I think you're gonna tell one later. It's 7 00:00:31,040 --> 00:00:34,320 Speaker 1: a story about allergies. It's a story about allegre. That 8 00:00:34,440 --> 00:00:37,440 Speaker 1: sounds cute. What happened to him? He really came up 9 00:00:37,479 --> 00:00:40,360 Speaker 1: for like a year, and then he's probably still out 10 00:00:40,360 --> 00:00:43,760 Speaker 1: there doing stuff. I started watching Veep again. Speaking of Veeps, 11 00:00:43,880 --> 00:00:45,960 Speaker 1: last night, Chris came over and we were like, why 12 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:48,320 Speaker 1: do we want to watch? We need a new show. 13 00:00:48,360 --> 00:00:51,280 Speaker 1: We just finished Ultimatum, which I really recommend couples watching 14 00:00:51,280 --> 00:00:55,480 Speaker 1: because you just like figure things out about your relationship 15 00:00:55,560 --> 00:00:59,080 Speaker 1: based on whose side you're taking, and then you understand 16 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:02,760 Speaker 1: you understand like how men would perceive something. It's just 17 00:01:02,880 --> 00:01:04,280 Speaker 1: it's a way. It's a healthy way to get into 18 00:01:04,360 --> 00:01:06,760 Speaker 1: arguments that doesn't have any there's no stake in it 19 00:01:06,840 --> 00:01:09,520 Speaker 1: because there's people you don't know. You're like arguing through 20 00:01:09,560 --> 00:01:13,039 Speaker 1: those people's dilemmas. Yeah, kinda, and it just helps you 21 00:01:13,400 --> 00:01:17,280 Speaker 1: see things their way. Um. But we were trying to 22 00:01:17,319 --> 00:01:19,240 Speaker 1: find what else to watch and we were going through 23 00:01:19,440 --> 00:01:21,840 Speaker 1: so much stuff. I'm like, what about Don't Funk with Cats? 24 00:01:21,920 --> 00:01:23,520 Speaker 1: I was like, because I watched that with you and 25 00:01:24,360 --> 00:01:27,200 Speaker 1: came in long enough ago, and Chris has never seen it, 26 00:01:27,200 --> 00:01:29,399 Speaker 1: and I was like, I know that's one that like 27 00:01:29,560 --> 00:01:31,039 Speaker 1: it sounds like you don't want to see it because 28 00:01:31,040 --> 00:01:33,319 Speaker 1: you hear about the cats dying scene or whatever. It's 29 00:01:33,319 --> 00:01:36,840 Speaker 1: just too much. That documentary is fucking amazing, fucking It's 30 00:01:36,840 --> 00:01:40,200 Speaker 1: like Tinder Swindler person made it. It is. So we 31 00:01:40,240 --> 00:01:41,800 Speaker 1: watched it and we're like, why did it take us 32 00:01:41,840 --> 00:01:43,640 Speaker 1: so long to watch this? So I want to watch 33 00:01:43,720 --> 00:01:44,920 Speaker 1: that again. He was like, I don't know if I'm 34 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:48,120 Speaker 1: up for you know, YouTube cat murder, and I'm like, yeah, 35 00:01:48,240 --> 00:01:53,200 Speaker 1: I'm not, I just ate so um. We then it 36 00:01:53,280 --> 00:01:55,040 Speaker 1: was like West Side Story because we had both wanted 37 00:01:55,080 --> 00:01:56,280 Speaker 1: to see the new one. And then I'm like, oh, 38 00:01:56,320 --> 00:01:58,720 Speaker 1: I don't know Ansel l Gord. I'm just I feel 39 00:01:58,720 --> 00:02:01,080 Speaker 1: like he got canceled recently. Hanceled el Court is what 40 00:02:01,120 --> 00:02:04,080 Speaker 1: I'm calling him. He did something weird that I don't 41 00:02:04,080 --> 00:02:05,920 Speaker 1: even know, but I'm just like, I don't feel like 42 00:02:05,960 --> 00:02:09,240 Speaker 1: looking at his face. And then um, and then we 43 00:02:09,240 --> 00:02:12,040 Speaker 1: were gonna watch I forget. Anyway, we settled on like 44 00:02:12,080 --> 00:02:13,600 Speaker 1: we always did, were like, do you want to start 45 00:02:13,680 --> 00:02:15,960 Speaker 1: V again? When you start VEEP? Do you start season one, 46 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:19,280 Speaker 1: episode one? Because I've been watching VP highlights recently just 47 00:02:19,360 --> 00:02:21,440 Speaker 1: to celebrate, like when I can't sleep and stuff, and 48 00:02:21,480 --> 00:02:24,640 Speaker 1: how funny, not to celebrate it can't sleep, but just 49 00:02:24,720 --> 00:02:27,640 Speaker 1: like bask and how funny it is. And I feel 50 00:02:27,639 --> 00:02:30,400 Speaker 1: like that's been cheating because I just am getting every 51 00:02:30,480 --> 00:02:32,880 Speaker 1: it's like every best line from BEEP and it literally 52 00:02:32,919 --> 00:02:35,080 Speaker 1: is every line. It's just like watching the show because 53 00:02:35,080 --> 00:02:40,359 Speaker 1: it's no there's no dead there's no stopping, there's no 54 00:02:41,440 --> 00:02:44,200 Speaker 1: and maybe want to watch it um because yesterday I 55 00:02:44,240 --> 00:02:47,880 Speaker 1: listened to UM Conan O'Brien needs a Friend that podcast. 56 00:02:47,880 --> 00:02:50,320 Speaker 1: I listened to the John Millennia episode because on the 57 00:02:50,360 --> 00:02:52,600 Speaker 1: Conan Subrette people were like, oh my god, John Milney 58 00:02:52,720 --> 00:02:55,520 Speaker 1: is so quick and so funny, and I'm like, I 59 00:02:55,560 --> 00:02:59,240 Speaker 1: just gotta I gotta bask in it, admire it, just 60 00:02:59,280 --> 00:03:02,280 Speaker 1: like you know, bow down. And I went and listened 61 00:03:02,280 --> 00:03:03,480 Speaker 1: to it, and I was listening to it when I 62 00:03:03,520 --> 00:03:05,839 Speaker 1: was running and I could not I could not listen. 63 00:03:05,840 --> 00:03:07,720 Speaker 1: I had to stop listening because my body would get 64 00:03:07,760 --> 00:03:09,760 Speaker 1: like limp and I'd be like, oh, I can't get 65 00:03:09,840 --> 00:03:12,240 Speaker 1: up this hill because I was laughing so hard. It's 66 00:03:12,280 --> 00:03:15,760 Speaker 1: just so fun. And I was like, as soon as 67 00:03:15,760 --> 00:03:17,840 Speaker 1: I listened to one segment of There's like, I was 68 00:03:18,280 --> 00:03:20,760 Speaker 1: in my own head being so much funnier, like quicker, 69 00:03:21,280 --> 00:03:22,840 Speaker 1: and I was like, I need to listen to more 70 00:03:22,880 --> 00:03:24,840 Speaker 1: of this stuff. It's like going to the gym for comedy. 71 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:28,960 Speaker 1: What you expose yourself to is what will make I, 72 00:03:29,440 --> 00:03:31,800 Speaker 1: at least for me, I get funnier with when I 73 00:03:31,840 --> 00:03:34,000 Speaker 1: watch funny things, I like start thinking in that kind 74 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:36,240 Speaker 1: of rhythm I like, I want to be. It's so 75 00:03:36,320 --> 00:03:38,240 Speaker 1: bad that I find a way to like chameleon it. 76 00:03:38,760 --> 00:03:41,800 Speaker 1: So I really recommend the latest podcast. I said, no 77 00:03:41,880 --> 00:03:44,040 Speaker 1: eclip from it because there was a part where John 78 00:03:44,200 --> 00:03:47,920 Speaker 1: was talking about having kids and with Conan and they 79 00:03:47,920 --> 00:03:51,640 Speaker 1: were describing, um what it's like, and he was saying 80 00:03:51,720 --> 00:03:54,960 Speaker 1: Conan said that when Andy Richter had had kids, before 81 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:57,240 Speaker 1: Conan had had his kids, Conan was like, what's it like? 82 00:03:57,320 --> 00:03:59,920 Speaker 1: And Andy was like, it's like seeing the world in color, 83 00:04:00,080 --> 00:04:01,680 Speaker 1: like before you're seeing it in black and white. It's 84 00:04:01,720 --> 00:04:03,320 Speaker 1: like in The Wizard of Oz when she steps out 85 00:04:03,360 --> 00:04:05,080 Speaker 1: and it's like suddenly the world is colored. That's what 86 00:04:05,160 --> 00:04:08,160 Speaker 1: it's like. There's just a giant shift. And then John said, 87 00:04:08,680 --> 00:04:11,640 Speaker 1: I just love it because you walk around with your 88 00:04:11,640 --> 00:04:14,080 Speaker 1: baby and like you get to it's like watching a 89 00:04:14,120 --> 00:04:16,560 Speaker 1: movie that you really love with someone who hasn't seen it, 90 00:04:16,600 --> 00:04:18,280 Speaker 1: and you get to see the movie again for the 91 00:04:18,320 --> 00:04:20,640 Speaker 1: first time through their eyes. Which and then I sent 92 00:04:20,680 --> 00:04:24,240 Speaker 1: the clip to Noah because um, she had said that 93 00:04:24,240 --> 00:04:26,080 Speaker 1: that's why she wanted to have kids. Was like, because 94 00:04:26,080 --> 00:04:27,880 Speaker 1: I go, what's the reason to have kids? It's like, oh, 95 00:04:27,920 --> 00:04:31,040 Speaker 1: you get to like experience these things for the first time. 96 00:04:31,080 --> 00:04:34,400 Speaker 1: He was like, I never like trees or yards or 97 00:04:34,480 --> 00:04:37,400 Speaker 1: the outdoors. I'm an indoorsman. Like he was like, now 98 00:04:37,440 --> 00:04:39,640 Speaker 1: I'm like, my baby, you can just watch this baby 99 00:04:39,680 --> 00:04:43,279 Speaker 1: look at trees and be like like with wonder, I mean, 100 00:04:43,360 --> 00:04:47,480 Speaker 1: I could do get a baby watching your little baby. 101 00:04:47,640 --> 00:04:52,120 Speaker 1: Well he's seen it before. Baby don't work with cats. Yeah, 102 00:04:52,160 --> 00:04:53,919 Speaker 1: you wanted someone to have a new experience. He just 103 00:04:53,920 --> 00:04:55,960 Speaker 1: sounded like, you know, hang out with someone who's doing 104 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:59,680 Speaker 1: mushrooms though, really, because that's what babies on acid. They 105 00:04:59,760 --> 00:05:02,960 Speaker 1: just yes, imagine see, yeah, you're seeing everything for the 106 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:05,320 Speaker 1: first time in color. Literally have a baby, or just 107 00:05:05,400 --> 00:05:07,159 Speaker 1: hang out with a friend who's doing asset in the 108 00:05:07,200 --> 00:05:09,039 Speaker 1: park and then just go to a fish concert and 109 00:05:09,040 --> 00:05:11,720 Speaker 1: eat Google balls or whatever the hell they're called Google 110 00:05:12,720 --> 00:05:18,120 Speaker 1: or googballs. It's some kind of weird concoction. One time 111 00:05:18,160 --> 00:05:21,360 Speaker 1: that we were at a fish show and this guy 112 00:05:21,440 --> 00:05:23,159 Speaker 1: came up to us. He was all like on Asciday 113 00:05:23,200 --> 00:05:26,120 Speaker 1: stuff and he's like, hey, man, my friend just got 114 00:05:26,160 --> 00:05:28,440 Speaker 1: beat up by the cops. Can you spare some money 115 00:05:28,480 --> 00:05:31,280 Speaker 1: to help him get him out? And my buddy looked 116 00:05:31,279 --> 00:05:32,719 Speaker 1: at him, he goes, have you ever thought about joining 117 00:05:32,720 --> 00:05:35,960 Speaker 1: a fraternity? And the guy was like so fucked up 118 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:39,479 Speaker 1: that he couldn't. It was such a weird response that 119 00:05:40,040 --> 00:05:43,840 Speaker 1: tell a guy that's like, oh, man on purpose, Yeah, 120 00:05:43,839 --> 00:05:46,760 Speaker 1: he was an asshole with him. Yeah, he sucked with 121 00:05:47,320 --> 00:05:50,880 Speaker 1: a catman on Google Google balls. I don't know it 122 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:52,960 Speaker 1: was sucked up, but it was very funny at that 123 00:05:53,040 --> 00:05:58,920 Speaker 1: time because it's just yeah, yeah, it's it was rude 124 00:05:59,200 --> 00:06:02,039 Speaker 1: and mean, and I don't think we gave the guy 125 00:06:02,080 --> 00:06:04,400 Speaker 1: money to help his friend get his friend out of 126 00:06:04,520 --> 00:06:07,240 Speaker 1: but the kid joined the fratorney and he ended up 127 00:06:07,360 --> 00:06:09,680 Speaker 1: becoming impressed. But it's just have you ever done that 128 00:06:09,720 --> 00:06:12,280 Speaker 1: to someone where it's like, I don't know, I've never 129 00:06:12,360 --> 00:06:14,680 Speaker 1: lost someone, but I've had I've misheard people and thought 130 00:06:14,720 --> 00:06:17,200 Speaker 1: they said something really weird when I I've had that 131 00:06:17,240 --> 00:06:21,240 Speaker 1: moment of like, what did you just say to me? Where? Um, 132 00:06:21,480 --> 00:06:23,279 Speaker 1: one time we were going to six Flags when I 133 00:06:23,320 --> 00:06:25,359 Speaker 1: was a kid and it was raining really hard and 134 00:06:25,360 --> 00:06:29,560 Speaker 1: it was probably so it was like after Jurassic Park 135 00:06:29,600 --> 00:06:32,279 Speaker 1: had come out. That's kind of contextualizing it. And the 136 00:06:32,360 --> 00:06:34,240 Speaker 1: kid that was at the gate that we like tied 137 00:06:34,240 --> 00:06:38,279 Speaker 1: the tickets before we drove in. He said to my dad, 138 00:06:38,520 --> 00:06:41,360 Speaker 1: welcome to Jurassic Park. And my dad thought he said, 139 00:06:41,360 --> 00:06:45,120 Speaker 1: get your ass in the park. I remember my dad 140 00:06:45,160 --> 00:06:48,240 Speaker 1: being like, what'd you say? Just like kind of like 141 00:06:48,240 --> 00:06:50,240 Speaker 1: like he said in a friendly way. So my dad 142 00:06:50,240 --> 00:06:51,800 Speaker 1: wasn't like, but he was just surprised that he would 143 00:06:51,839 --> 00:06:53,360 Speaker 1: say this when there's a bunch of kids in this car. 144 00:06:53,960 --> 00:06:55,880 Speaker 1: He goes, he goes, welcome to Jurassic Bark. He goes, 145 00:06:55,880 --> 00:06:57,400 Speaker 1: I thought you liked, get your ass in the park 146 00:06:57,440 --> 00:07:00,560 Speaker 1: and we thought that was the funniest damn thing. Did 147 00:07:00,640 --> 00:07:03,120 Speaker 1: that reminds me? I was on a cruise and the 148 00:07:03,200 --> 00:07:06,039 Speaker 1: lady had an accent that was she goes, do you 149 00:07:06,080 --> 00:07:11,080 Speaker 1: want a Susan in the glass? No, he got thinking 150 00:07:11,160 --> 00:07:13,280 Speaker 1: she was saying silver in a glass, but it was 151 00:07:13,360 --> 00:07:15,760 Speaker 1: a souvenir glass. I don't know, It's just one of 152 00:07:15,800 --> 00:07:18,200 Speaker 1: those things. I was so silly. Or or you go 153 00:07:18,280 --> 00:07:20,560 Speaker 1: to Mose, you know, the taco place, and they go 154 00:07:20,600 --> 00:07:24,000 Speaker 1: welcome to Mose, but it sounds like we're closed. Yeah, 155 00:07:24,200 --> 00:07:26,880 Speaker 1: I don't know, just another someone used to say that 156 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:29,440 Speaker 1: the subway. I went to the guy one time, said, 157 00:07:30,440 --> 00:07:33,200 Speaker 1: um I walked in. He goes, I work at subway, 158 00:07:33,760 --> 00:07:37,800 Speaker 1: and I just go what And he goes, welcome to subway. 159 00:07:37,800 --> 00:07:40,000 Speaker 1: I go oh, I said, I work it Subway, like 160 00:07:40,040 --> 00:07:44,000 Speaker 1: you have to announce, dude. I worked at a cheese 161 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:45,679 Speaker 1: you know, I worked in grilled cheese for a while 162 00:07:45,760 --> 00:07:48,920 Speaker 1: in New York. And the manager they hired was this 163 00:07:49,080 --> 00:07:52,680 Speaker 1: like very like flamboyant, loud guy who was trying to 164 00:07:52,760 --> 00:07:55,560 Speaker 1: show that he was gay without saying gay. I don't 165 00:07:55,560 --> 00:07:59,480 Speaker 1: know if he was gay. Okay, usually flamboyant, but I'm 166 00:07:59,480 --> 00:08:01,440 Speaker 1: just yeah, I don't know if he was a gay, 167 00:08:01,920 --> 00:08:05,520 Speaker 1: I mean the man. You could just throw a man 168 00:08:05,560 --> 00:08:08,880 Speaker 1: and then it sounds less inappropriate. I did not mean 169 00:08:08,920 --> 00:08:12,320 Speaker 1: to say that. That's like saying a black but if 170 00:08:12,320 --> 00:08:15,320 Speaker 1: you say a black person, boom, you're okay, yes it was. 171 00:08:15,600 --> 00:08:22,880 Speaker 1: It was not. That was a Floridian slip. So yeah, 172 00:08:23,280 --> 00:08:30,920 Speaker 1: that's not bad. That's good. Okay, quick rabbit. So wait wait, 173 00:08:31,440 --> 00:08:34,160 Speaker 1: So so every time he's like I want you to 174 00:08:34,240 --> 00:08:36,520 Speaker 1: be I was the cashier and he's like he wanted 175 00:08:36,559 --> 00:08:39,679 Speaker 1: me to do. Welcome to most kind of thing, you know, 176 00:08:39,840 --> 00:08:43,959 Speaker 1: still Stone Cold Cold Screamery, Stone Cold Sea, Boston Creamy 177 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:46,559 Speaker 1: where they have to like cheer and when you like tip, 178 00:08:46,960 --> 00:08:49,560 Speaker 1: no one wants to do that. The enthusiasm, like we 179 00:08:50,640 --> 00:08:53,680 Speaker 1: it feels so fake and contrived, and I get it. 180 00:08:53,800 --> 00:08:55,520 Speaker 1: Maybe it puts you, I don't think it puts the 181 00:08:55,520 --> 00:08:57,200 Speaker 1: customer in a good mood. I feel like they're gonna 182 00:08:57,679 --> 00:09:02,800 Speaker 1: to me at Starbucks sometimes. I know Starbucks partners out there. 183 00:09:03,320 --> 00:09:05,240 Speaker 1: I don't hate it. I think if you're on the 184 00:09:05,320 --> 00:09:07,079 Speaker 1: other end, you've worked at a restaurant, it's just I 185 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:12,360 Speaker 1: don't know. I'm so real. You know that you know quiet, 186 00:09:12,440 --> 00:09:15,760 Speaker 1: and so it's like welcome to the mount shop, welcome 187 00:09:15,800 --> 00:09:18,440 Speaker 1: to the man. And it was like the opening. So 188 00:09:18,480 --> 00:09:21,439 Speaker 1: there was thousands of people coming in like literally sits 189 00:09:21,559 --> 00:09:25,640 Speaker 1: so many times, dude, I was having panic attacks to 190 00:09:25,760 --> 00:09:28,079 Speaker 1: say it. No, when the line was so long as 191 00:09:28,080 --> 00:09:31,200 Speaker 1: the cashier, you don't think a cashier would be a 192 00:09:31,200 --> 00:09:33,760 Speaker 1: hard job, like, but when there's a thou like literally 193 00:09:33,840 --> 00:09:36,880 Speaker 1: like hundreds of people, I believe it would be for you. 194 00:09:37,280 --> 00:09:40,640 Speaker 1: Yeah it was. And I kept looking at I kept 195 00:09:40,640 --> 00:09:43,000 Speaker 1: trying to do an operating system that you don't understand. 196 00:09:43,200 --> 00:09:46,719 Speaker 1: Holy sh it. New to New York and I was 197 00:09:46,720 --> 00:09:49,840 Speaker 1: just going a job there. I knew the owner, Spencer, 198 00:09:49,960 --> 00:09:52,480 Speaker 1: same birthday as me from Mountclair, New Jersey, where we 199 00:09:52,559 --> 00:09:56,480 Speaker 1: just were Yeah, um yeah, he just gave me a job. 200 00:09:56,480 --> 00:09:58,720 Speaker 1: I was sleeping on a couch for six months? How long? 201 00:09:58,800 --> 00:10:02,800 Speaker 1: How did that end? Poorly? Did a panic at that? 202 00:10:02,920 --> 00:10:05,640 Speaker 1: And I just laughed and I go, I can't be here. 203 00:10:06,320 --> 00:10:09,280 Speaker 1: The manager, a different manager who was even above that, 204 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:14,160 Speaker 1: had this like energy of like you're working fifteen like 205 00:10:14,160 --> 00:10:17,360 Speaker 1: like just just like stuff that's not needed, Like you're 206 00:10:17,400 --> 00:10:22,199 Speaker 1: adding to something that's already stressful. So you're projecting your 207 00:10:22,240 --> 00:10:25,160 Speaker 1: stress of like trying to like rink like rain things 208 00:10:25,200 --> 00:10:28,600 Speaker 1: in by like trying to control everything, and I just 209 00:10:28,640 --> 00:10:30,760 Speaker 1: don't do well in that environment. I was just like, 210 00:10:31,720 --> 00:10:33,760 Speaker 1: I'm I just I can't be here right now. And 211 00:10:33,880 --> 00:10:36,400 Speaker 1: when she goes, if you leave, you're not coming back 212 00:10:37,120 --> 00:10:39,200 Speaker 1: and you're fired. And you were like thank god. I 213 00:10:39,280 --> 00:10:43,360 Speaker 1: was like, Okay, could you've said that earlier? I was like, 214 00:10:43,600 --> 00:10:47,840 Speaker 1: I'm going out, I'm leaving. Was distressful about it. My 215 00:10:47,920 --> 00:10:50,559 Speaker 1: brain was just, yeah, you weren't going to do well 216 00:10:50,559 --> 00:10:53,720 Speaker 1: in any Yeah. I mean I wouldn't have done well 217 00:10:53,760 --> 00:10:57,360 Speaker 1: on a bench by myself with no line at that time. 218 00:10:57,559 --> 00:10:59,720 Speaker 1: That was your job. After that, well, I hadn't drop 219 00:11:00,040 --> 00:11:04,760 Speaker 1: have been good at like I mean, like besides comedy, 220 00:11:04,920 --> 00:11:08,000 Speaker 1: if you could have like, well, not any job that 221 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:09,640 Speaker 1: you enjoy, but what job would you be good at. 222 00:11:09,880 --> 00:11:13,680 Speaker 1: I'm a good coach. I'm good with Like I'm not 223 00:11:13,760 --> 00:11:17,920 Speaker 1: the head coach. I'm a good assistant coach. Yes, where 224 00:11:17,960 --> 00:11:20,640 Speaker 1: I don't have hilarious to want to be an assistant coach. 225 00:11:21,040 --> 00:11:24,960 Speaker 1: Well that's what I am on this show. Yeah, I 226 00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:30,120 Speaker 1: guess that's but like, but you have your own team 227 00:11:30,320 --> 00:11:33,760 Speaker 1: over you have your own team downstairs. No, I know 228 00:11:33,920 --> 00:11:37,360 Speaker 1: where Brenna is the assistant coach, Like you have aspirations 229 00:11:37,400 --> 00:11:39,800 Speaker 1: to be a head coach in that in this world, 230 00:11:40,240 --> 00:11:43,600 Speaker 1: I do under as long as the head coach doesn't 231 00:11:43,600 --> 00:11:47,119 Speaker 1: have a big talking I was just talking about um 232 00:11:47,280 --> 00:11:49,320 Speaker 1: this to Chris last night where we were talking about 233 00:11:50,679 --> 00:11:53,239 Speaker 1: we were talking about it. I'm hiring these like interior 234 00:11:54,800 --> 00:11:58,120 Speaker 1: organizers to organize my life and U I'm just stressed 235 00:11:58,120 --> 00:12:01,679 Speaker 1: out about Like we got into kind of an h 236 00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:05,199 Speaker 1: not an argument, but a disagreement like he we got 237 00:12:05,240 --> 00:12:07,880 Speaker 1: into like just as stalemate of like we both weren't 238 00:12:07,880 --> 00:12:10,480 Speaker 1: feeling each other because he had set up like he 239 00:12:10,520 --> 00:12:12,679 Speaker 1: had organized these people to come in. He had called them, 240 00:12:12,679 --> 00:12:14,200 Speaker 1: I had met them. I met them here, but he 241 00:12:14,280 --> 00:12:16,520 Speaker 1: was here when they Like he did everything to get 242 00:12:16,520 --> 00:12:18,320 Speaker 1: these women to come into my life and organize my house. 243 00:12:19,040 --> 00:12:20,720 Speaker 1: And they're like two women like from the Home edit 244 00:12:20,760 --> 00:12:23,240 Speaker 1: if you've watched a Netflix show. They're like build you 245 00:12:23,360 --> 00:12:27,080 Speaker 1: shelves and every they do everything. And my thought was 246 00:12:27,160 --> 00:12:29,440 Speaker 1: that when he Chris brought this up, I was like, 247 00:12:29,559 --> 00:12:32,480 Speaker 1: yes please, and like they would just do everything and 248 00:12:32,480 --> 00:12:34,840 Speaker 1: I wouldn't have to do anything. That's not the case. 249 00:12:34,920 --> 00:12:38,000 Speaker 1: But once I get once Chris called me with like, okay, 250 00:12:38,040 --> 00:12:40,480 Speaker 1: I talked to them about they they you know, surveyed everything, 251 00:12:40,600 --> 00:12:43,199 Speaker 1: and then they gave a quote. It was a lot 252 00:12:43,200 --> 00:12:44,600 Speaker 1: more expensive than I thought it was going to be, 253 00:12:44,760 --> 00:12:47,760 Speaker 1: and which is fine, and I think I've talked about 254 00:12:47,760 --> 00:12:50,800 Speaker 1: this before. But he goes and they'll come in like, 255 00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:52,559 Speaker 1: let's find three days when you're in town. They he 256 00:12:52,600 --> 00:12:53,880 Speaker 1: gave me three days, and I go, I'm in town 257 00:12:53,880 --> 00:12:55,120 Speaker 1: those three days. I want them to do it when 258 00:12:55,120 --> 00:12:56,920 Speaker 1: I'm not in town. He's like, well, you have to 259 00:12:56,960 --> 00:12:59,360 Speaker 1: be there, and I was like, but then I don't 260 00:12:59,360 --> 00:13:01,520 Speaker 1: want them to do this. And I was like, okay, 261 00:13:01,520 --> 00:13:02,920 Speaker 1: then I'm just gonna hire my friend to do it. 262 00:13:02,920 --> 00:13:05,240 Speaker 1: Because I my friend, I can just leave, even though 263 00:13:05,240 --> 00:13:06,800 Speaker 1: it won't be as good. I can just leave her 264 00:13:07,360 --> 00:13:09,560 Speaker 1: and I can. She won't be like mad at me. 265 00:13:09,640 --> 00:13:11,200 Speaker 1: She'll just be like, oh, that's Nikki. She doesn't want 266 00:13:11,200 --> 00:13:15,080 Speaker 1: to deal with this um. And you want like a 267 00:13:15,120 --> 00:13:17,880 Speaker 1: home improvement situate where the family leaves and the bus 268 00:13:17,920 --> 00:13:20,480 Speaker 1: moves and it's done that I don't even know what's happening. 269 00:13:20,640 --> 00:13:26,360 Speaker 1: Was surprised h TV for you. I know, if it 270 00:13:26,400 --> 00:13:29,400 Speaker 1: would be a pretty awesome to do that because I 271 00:13:29,400 --> 00:13:31,079 Speaker 1: feel like I could be doing the home at it, 272 00:13:31,200 --> 00:13:33,440 Speaker 1: like the celebrity edition of this kind of thing. I 273 00:13:33,440 --> 00:13:36,160 Speaker 1: would have no problem having cameras coming, but I do 274 00:13:36,240 --> 00:13:37,880 Speaker 1: feel like i'd have to be there for that even 275 00:13:37,880 --> 00:13:39,240 Speaker 1: and I don't want to be there for it, and 276 00:13:39,240 --> 00:13:42,400 Speaker 1: he was like and and so then he so he 277 00:13:42,480 --> 00:13:44,679 Speaker 1: told me pick three days when you're in town, and 278 00:13:44,720 --> 00:13:46,120 Speaker 1: I was like, I can't. I don't want to be 279 00:13:46,200 --> 00:13:47,280 Speaker 1: there for it. He's like, we have to be there 280 00:13:47,320 --> 00:13:48,960 Speaker 1: for some of it. So then he goes, okay, So 281 00:13:49,040 --> 00:13:51,160 Speaker 1: I got it, So like, why don't you just make 282 00:13:51,200 --> 00:13:53,560 Speaker 1: it so it's they worked two days when you're not there, 283 00:13:53,559 --> 00:13:55,160 Speaker 1: but the first day you're there so you can kind 284 00:13:55,160 --> 00:13:57,960 Speaker 1: of just direct them. And so he took the original 285 00:13:57,960 --> 00:13:59,520 Speaker 1: thing that was way too much for me, and he 286 00:13:59,520 --> 00:14:01,720 Speaker 1: whittled down to like just work them with them for 287 00:14:01,720 --> 00:14:04,720 Speaker 1: like three hours one day. And what he didn't know 288 00:14:04,920 --> 00:14:08,800 Speaker 1: was that that was also too much. But I felt 289 00:14:08,880 --> 00:14:11,080 Speaker 1: like he's already done me this huge favor of get 290 00:14:11,120 --> 00:14:15,160 Speaker 1: of negotiating that that he doesn't have to that Nikki 291 00:14:15,360 --> 00:14:17,839 Speaker 1: is a little bit weird, and so now he's because 292 00:14:17,840 --> 00:14:20,440 Speaker 1: I'm always someone who's like, I don't like to be 293 00:14:20,480 --> 00:14:22,680 Speaker 1: a burden. I don't like my anxieties and my weird 294 00:14:22,760 --> 00:14:26,280 Speaker 1: things to like make people like I'm I don't know. 295 00:14:26,360 --> 00:14:28,840 Speaker 1: I just felt bad that like he already was like 296 00:14:28,880 --> 00:14:30,560 Speaker 1: called them back and was like, can she be there 297 00:14:30,600 --> 00:14:33,000 Speaker 1: for like just one day instead, and you guys can 298 00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:36,000 Speaker 1: be there alone the rest of the days. And but 299 00:14:36,080 --> 00:14:38,320 Speaker 1: what he didn't so I as soon as he said 300 00:14:38,360 --> 00:14:41,200 Speaker 1: three hours, in my head, he's thinking I got it 301 00:14:41,200 --> 00:14:43,080 Speaker 1: down to three hours. That's nothing she can do that. 302 00:14:43,360 --> 00:14:45,440 Speaker 1: In my head, I go, that's I thought it was 303 00:14:45,560 --> 00:14:48,200 Speaker 1: zero zero or nothing. I don't want to be involved. 304 00:14:48,400 --> 00:14:50,480 Speaker 1: I will put the things in the room that I 305 00:14:51,160 --> 00:14:53,760 Speaker 1: that I want in there. I'll put each item all 306 00:14:53,800 --> 00:14:55,720 Speaker 1: throat in the room, and then they organize it and 307 00:14:55,760 --> 00:14:57,520 Speaker 1: I leave. I don't want to go through each thing 308 00:14:57,520 --> 00:15:01,560 Speaker 1: and be like yes, now, oh what's because I don't 309 00:15:01,920 --> 00:15:05,040 Speaker 1: care about shoe? I don't I have no I have 310 00:15:05,080 --> 00:15:07,480 Speaker 1: no preference. There's if you go, Nikki, what would you 311 00:15:07,480 --> 00:15:10,600 Speaker 1: like your classes to look like? I have no starting 312 00:15:10,600 --> 00:15:13,840 Speaker 1: point to give you. I don't have any you know 313 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:16,960 Speaker 1: this is and I just I just want to put 314 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:19,440 Speaker 1: myself out there, Nikki. If I know you so well, 315 00:15:19,480 --> 00:15:21,240 Speaker 1: if you want me to come to St. Louis and 316 00:15:21,280 --> 00:15:24,440 Speaker 1: be there with these people. I can totally do. I 317 00:15:24,480 --> 00:15:27,360 Speaker 1: used to I loved cleaning my friend's house. It would 318 00:15:27,920 --> 00:15:31,520 Speaker 1: I have so many like you that are willing to 319 00:15:31,560 --> 00:15:34,680 Speaker 1: do that. But Chris was like, it's okay that you don't, 320 00:15:34,680 --> 00:15:37,640 Speaker 1: and I go, that's because he was upset that he 321 00:15:37,680 --> 00:15:39,280 Speaker 1: had done all this work to get these women, and 322 00:15:39,280 --> 00:15:40,920 Speaker 1: then I go, I'm just gonna my friend do it. 323 00:15:41,280 --> 00:15:43,200 Speaker 1: He didn't know my inner panic of like, I can't 324 00:15:43,200 --> 00:15:45,360 Speaker 1: even do three hours because I felt bad saying to 325 00:15:45,480 --> 00:15:47,640 Speaker 1: him I can't do three hours because he'd be like, well, 326 00:15:47,640 --> 00:15:49,200 Speaker 1: who do you think you are that you can just 327 00:15:49,280 --> 00:15:51,520 Speaker 1: not talk to people that are working on your house, 328 00:15:51,560 --> 00:15:53,680 Speaker 1: like you have to be pleasant and let them in 329 00:15:53,800 --> 00:15:57,640 Speaker 1: and say HOI you know, like And that's all the 330 00:15:57,680 --> 00:16:00,200 Speaker 1: things I'm projecting onto him, thinking about me thinking I'm 331 00:16:00,240 --> 00:16:03,400 Speaker 1: like too big time to like even talk to like people. 332 00:16:04,680 --> 00:16:06,720 Speaker 1: But the thing is I don't like to talk. I 333 00:16:06,760 --> 00:16:09,680 Speaker 1: have anxiety about talking to people, and like they if 334 00:16:09,720 --> 00:16:11,240 Speaker 1: a maintenance man comes over, I don't want to be 335 00:16:11,280 --> 00:16:13,520 Speaker 1: here for it. If someone comes over to fix the studio, 336 00:16:13,720 --> 00:16:15,440 Speaker 1: I don't want to be here for it. I don't 337 00:16:15,520 --> 00:16:17,400 Speaker 1: like because I feel like I have to be like, 338 00:16:17,440 --> 00:16:20,520 Speaker 1: do you want some water? Um? What? What do you want? 339 00:16:20,520 --> 00:16:22,720 Speaker 1: These cords over here? I don't know, I don't care. 340 00:16:22,760 --> 00:16:24,720 Speaker 1: I have no preference. There are a lot of women 341 00:16:25,520 --> 00:16:28,000 Speaker 1: listening to this podcast, and Chris is like, why do 342 00:16:28,040 --> 00:16:29,920 Speaker 1: you have so much shame about not wanting to be 343 00:16:29,920 --> 00:16:32,320 Speaker 1: involved in this? And I'm like, why do you think? 344 00:16:32,400 --> 00:16:36,400 Speaker 1: Because every single woman I know, Noah, every woman I 345 00:16:36,440 --> 00:16:40,040 Speaker 1: know men that I there's most men I know to 346 00:16:40,240 --> 00:16:43,560 Speaker 1: love organization. I do not know a single woman who 347 00:16:43,600 --> 00:16:46,240 Speaker 1: doesn't have a cleaner room than me, who doesn't like 348 00:16:46,280 --> 00:16:48,400 Speaker 1: to decorate, who doesn't like to pick out wallpapers, who 349 00:16:48,440 --> 00:16:50,720 Speaker 1: doesn't like to pick out paint colors, who doesn't like 350 00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:53,280 Speaker 1: to pick out couches. I don't like any of that. 351 00:16:53,560 --> 00:16:55,960 Speaker 1: And it makes me feel like I'm not a woman. 352 00:16:56,240 --> 00:16:58,560 Speaker 1: It makes me feel the way men feel when they 353 00:16:58,720 --> 00:17:01,440 Speaker 1: are emotional and makes them feel a little gay, like 354 00:17:01,480 --> 00:17:03,840 Speaker 1: you might be feminine, which is like the worst thing 355 00:17:03,880 --> 00:17:06,879 Speaker 1: to be as a man is feminine. That's how I 356 00:17:06,920 --> 00:17:09,160 Speaker 1: was like trying to get Chris understand the way it 357 00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:11,400 Speaker 1: feels for you to get really emotional and to say 358 00:17:11,440 --> 00:17:14,040 Speaker 1: your feelings is the way I feel when I'm forced 359 00:17:14,280 --> 00:17:17,320 Speaker 1: to do something home repairy that's supposed to just be 360 00:17:17,359 --> 00:17:19,679 Speaker 1: like this natural thing for me to have. You know, 361 00:17:19,680 --> 00:17:22,199 Speaker 1: whenever I design a set for my specials, they're like, so, 362 00:17:22,200 --> 00:17:24,160 Speaker 1: what do you want the background to look like that. 363 00:17:24,800 --> 00:17:26,800 Speaker 1: Every male comic I talked to goes, oh, I never 364 00:17:27,160 --> 00:17:30,399 Speaker 1: like weigh in on that. I don't care. And for 365 00:17:30,440 --> 00:17:32,639 Speaker 1: some reason, women are expected to have some sort of 366 00:17:32,680 --> 00:17:35,720 Speaker 1: like opinion when it comes to style and what they 367 00:17:35,760 --> 00:17:37,240 Speaker 1: like and what they don't like when it comes to 368 00:17:37,280 --> 00:17:39,800 Speaker 1: aesthetic stuff. And I am not a woman that cares 369 00:17:39,840 --> 00:17:42,880 Speaker 1: about that stuff. And I don't even know. I don't. 370 00:17:43,440 --> 00:17:45,520 Speaker 1: He goes, just, what, like, what's a color you like? 371 00:17:45,560 --> 00:17:48,240 Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't go. I don't care about anything. 372 00:17:48,359 --> 00:17:50,159 Speaker 1: I don't care about I don't care about shelves. I 373 00:17:50,200 --> 00:17:52,200 Speaker 1: don't want to learn about shells. I have no curiosity 374 00:17:52,200 --> 00:17:54,760 Speaker 1: about shells. I'm not scared of shelves. I don't care. 375 00:17:55,160 --> 00:17:56,600 Speaker 1: But you know what I'm scared of is not being 376 00:17:56,600 --> 00:17:58,600 Speaker 1: a good woman, and I don't want to face it. Well, 377 00:17:58,640 --> 00:18:01,080 Speaker 1: here's the thing. I think. It's like, I think you 378 00:18:01,160 --> 00:18:04,119 Speaker 1: come from the same like I'm very similar to you 379 00:18:04,280 --> 00:18:06,600 Speaker 1: in the sense of these organizers you've done this a 380 00:18:06,640 --> 00:18:11,119 Speaker 1: million times. Your vision is better than anything I might be, Like, 381 00:18:11,480 --> 00:18:13,440 Speaker 1: I kind of like to reach for my shoes at 382 00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:15,840 Speaker 1: a two foot angles, So why is it not nice 383 00:18:15,880 --> 00:18:19,480 Speaker 1: to go I trust your vision. You do you. I'm 384 00:18:19,480 --> 00:18:22,920 Speaker 1: gonna like it, I promise you, because it's for me. 385 00:18:23,320 --> 00:18:25,080 Speaker 1: It would be better if I gave them. So I 386 00:18:25,119 --> 00:18:28,800 Speaker 1: do have some opinions. I'm just scared to get into it. 387 00:18:28,880 --> 00:18:33,719 Speaker 1: And I have this anxiety about any new people, like 388 00:18:33,800 --> 00:18:35,919 Speaker 1: and it's usually people I'm hiring to work for me 389 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:39,080 Speaker 1: that are like contractors, like when it comes to like, oh, 390 00:18:39,240 --> 00:18:41,639 Speaker 1: my sister's friends are coming tonight, they're in town. No 391 00:18:41,760 --> 00:18:45,520 Speaker 1: anxiety about meeting people for some reason, like people who 392 00:18:45,520 --> 00:18:47,479 Speaker 1: are working for me, I don't want to talk to them. 393 00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:49,280 Speaker 1: I don't want to get to know them. I want 394 00:18:49,320 --> 00:18:51,440 Speaker 1: them to do everything when I'm not there because I'm 395 00:18:51,480 --> 00:18:54,479 Speaker 1: embarrassed of my space, I'm embarrassed of my taste. I 396 00:18:54,520 --> 00:18:56,800 Speaker 1: want their judgment to be happening when I'm not in 397 00:18:56,840 --> 00:18:59,800 Speaker 1: the other room. And a lot of times someone the 398 00:19:00,119 --> 00:19:02,679 Speaker 1: plumber comes to fix the toilet or like whatever it is. 399 00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:04,440 Speaker 1: I go in the other room. I go, oh, it's 400 00:19:04,440 --> 00:19:07,240 Speaker 1: just in there, and I direct him, and it seems rude, 401 00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:09,480 Speaker 1: and I don't know where it comes from, but I 402 00:19:09,600 --> 00:19:12,159 Speaker 1: know now, like through talking to Chris last night, it 403 00:19:12,200 --> 00:19:15,520 Speaker 1: comes from your mom being nicky. You don't even know 404 00:19:15,560 --> 00:19:17,680 Speaker 1: what you like. I heard that so much as a child. 405 00:19:17,720 --> 00:19:19,119 Speaker 1: We would go out shopping and she'd be like, do 406 00:19:19,160 --> 00:19:20,639 Speaker 1: you like these jeans? And I go, I don't know what. 407 00:19:20,680 --> 00:19:22,320 Speaker 1: She goes, you don't even know what you like. You 408 00:19:22,359 --> 00:19:25,199 Speaker 1: don't even have an opinion about anything taste wise. I 409 00:19:25,240 --> 00:19:27,920 Speaker 1: don't like cooking. I don't ever. I don't have any 410 00:19:27,960 --> 00:19:31,440 Speaker 1: interest in like, oh, baking things or meal prep or 411 00:19:31,800 --> 00:19:33,960 Speaker 1: what what? When girls are like, oh my god, we 412 00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:36,600 Speaker 1: got new cabinets, I'm dead. I'm so excited. We're building 413 00:19:36,640 --> 00:19:40,400 Speaker 1: this house from scratch. I can't feel more removed from 414 00:19:40,400 --> 00:19:43,480 Speaker 1: my fellow human than that. And I feel and Chris goes, 415 00:19:43,560 --> 00:19:45,600 Speaker 1: why do you want to like things that you don't like? 416 00:19:45,720 --> 00:19:49,520 Speaker 1: I don't understand, And I go, but like, don't you 417 00:19:49,600 --> 00:19:53,120 Speaker 1: ever feel like? Man? I wish I liked doing that thing. 418 00:19:53,160 --> 00:19:56,120 Speaker 1: I wish I liked reading like bigger books. I wish 419 00:19:56,200 --> 00:20:00,600 Speaker 1: I liked I don't know, being more organized. I wish 420 00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:02,680 Speaker 1: I love all these things. Yeah, of course people who 421 00:20:02,720 --> 00:20:04,640 Speaker 1: have this all the time where they feel self doubt 422 00:20:04,640 --> 00:20:07,399 Speaker 1: about things and they weren't He I go, but what 423 00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:10,240 Speaker 1: about like when you didn't work as tall as you 424 00:20:10,240 --> 00:20:12,400 Speaker 1: wanted to be, didn't you like resent people that were 425 00:20:12,440 --> 00:20:15,000 Speaker 1: like tall? And He's like, I mean yeah, but I 426 00:20:15,080 --> 00:20:18,680 Speaker 1: just also reason like I'm one of the luckiest people 427 00:20:18,720 --> 00:20:21,240 Speaker 1: that's ever been born in humanity and the history of 428 00:20:21,280 --> 00:20:23,320 Speaker 1: the world, Like the life that I have makes me 429 00:20:23,400 --> 00:20:25,760 Speaker 1: in the top point zero zero zero zero zero zero 430 00:20:25,840 --> 00:20:29,560 Speaker 1: zero zero one percent of all humans dating back forever. 431 00:20:29,680 --> 00:20:31,800 Speaker 1: So like, yeah, if I was a little talleruld be great. 432 00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:35,439 Speaker 1: Whereas for me not being as pretty as my sister was, 433 00:20:35,520 --> 00:20:39,520 Speaker 1: like God had smited me, and like was like wrong 434 00:20:39,680 --> 00:20:42,159 Speaker 1: with me? And I like, I fucking I wanted to 435 00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:44,000 Speaker 1: die because of it. I was like I shouldn't even 436 00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:46,399 Speaker 1: be alive because I'm not if you're not the best 437 00:20:46,440 --> 00:20:49,560 Speaker 1: at something, which brings me back to I don't understand. 438 00:20:49,880 --> 00:20:52,520 Speaker 1: I never understood people who didn't want to be famous. 439 00:20:53,119 --> 00:20:56,159 Speaker 1: I had no I couldn't believe everyone in my class 440 00:20:56,160 --> 00:20:58,480 Speaker 1: when we were little, like sixth grade or whatever, what 441 00:20:58,520 --> 00:20:59,560 Speaker 1: do you want to be when you grow up? Not 442 00:20:59,600 --> 00:21:02,399 Speaker 1: everyone didn't want to go actress. Why would you not 443 00:21:02,520 --> 00:21:06,120 Speaker 1: want that? Everyone loves you, You're beautiful, You're on TV, 444 00:21:06,200 --> 00:21:10,679 Speaker 1: everyone knows you. But I think even our generation you 445 00:21:10,760 --> 00:21:14,080 Speaker 1: needed a profession like that was told early on you 446 00:21:14,119 --> 00:21:17,199 Speaker 1: needed to be some kind of being an actress. Was 447 00:21:17,240 --> 00:21:20,919 Speaker 1: he was crazy? Was that's what I was told? The 448 00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:23,040 Speaker 1: idea of me being an actor. My dad told me 449 00:21:23,080 --> 00:21:24,600 Speaker 1: when I wanted to be a comedian, I want to 450 00:21:24,600 --> 00:21:27,840 Speaker 1: play third base for the Yankees. It's not a realistic 451 00:21:27,880 --> 00:21:30,920 Speaker 1: thing for me, but that's what I'm saying, a kid's dream. 452 00:21:30,920 --> 00:21:35,720 Speaker 1: Though kids are wasting astronaut, ballerina, marine, biologists, like veterinarian, 453 00:21:35,760 --> 00:21:39,119 Speaker 1: like these things, that they're still real jobs. That comparatively, comparatively, 454 00:21:39,400 --> 00:21:43,600 Speaker 1: astronaut is not a real job. I'm still there's there's 455 00:21:43,640 --> 00:21:46,560 Speaker 1: more astronauts or there's more actors, for sure, so there's 456 00:21:46,840 --> 00:21:50,960 Speaker 1: well now talking about people I do not understand, though, 457 00:21:50,960 --> 00:21:53,080 Speaker 1: I'm so grateful that one wants to be famous because 458 00:21:53,440 --> 00:21:56,560 Speaker 1: well now everyone cost but no, they don't. I mean, 459 00:21:56,680 --> 00:21:58,439 Speaker 1: I really thought my parents were going to be like 460 00:21:58,560 --> 00:22:00,440 Speaker 1: so excited to be on a t B show, like 461 00:22:00,480 --> 00:22:02,160 Speaker 1: I was giving this gift to that. No, I'm talking 462 00:22:02,160 --> 00:22:06,359 Speaker 1: about kids now they want to be like viral. I 463 00:22:06,359 --> 00:22:08,560 Speaker 1: couldn't believe my parents were like, we don't really want 464 00:22:08,600 --> 00:22:11,040 Speaker 1: to do this. I'm like, but you raised me, and 465 00:22:11,160 --> 00:22:13,080 Speaker 1: so I understand what Chris doesn't want to do it. 466 00:22:13,160 --> 00:22:16,320 Speaker 1: He grew up a different way. But like, but you 467 00:22:16,359 --> 00:22:18,879 Speaker 1: guys are my blood, Like we think the same. How 468 00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:20,840 Speaker 1: would you not want to be famous? But it's because 469 00:22:21,160 --> 00:22:24,520 Speaker 1: they feel good enough about themselves. They don't eat adoration 470 00:22:24,600 --> 00:22:27,720 Speaker 1: from strangers. But I need more adoration from you guys, 471 00:22:27,760 --> 00:22:30,480 Speaker 1: Like we'll get something when we come back. This assistant 472 00:22:30,520 --> 00:22:37,399 Speaker 1: coach is going to help you and we're back. Know 473 00:22:37,480 --> 00:22:43,160 Speaker 1: what what would you be if you were radio show producer? 474 00:22:44,800 --> 00:22:48,520 Speaker 1: I think if I had the brain for it. And 475 00:22:48,640 --> 00:22:52,000 Speaker 1: this is just because of um, because of something that 476 00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:55,920 Speaker 1: happened recently. I just want to be a veterinarian. I 477 00:22:55,960 --> 00:22:59,439 Speaker 1: love that because you also when when Bruno died, I 478 00:22:59,480 --> 00:23:03,760 Speaker 1: know that you were like really taken aback by how 479 00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:07,240 Speaker 1: amazing vets were to you. Like I could tell you 480 00:23:07,320 --> 00:23:09,080 Speaker 1: were like kind of blown away by your vet during 481 00:23:09,119 --> 00:23:12,760 Speaker 1: that process. And you had again with Buzzy, right, so 482 00:23:12,800 --> 00:23:16,040 Speaker 1: I had like such like a gentle experience with someone 483 00:23:16,119 --> 00:23:19,760 Speaker 1: who had, you know, skills and knowledge that I don't 484 00:23:19,760 --> 00:23:24,280 Speaker 1: have um and resources that I don't have, and I 485 00:23:24,320 --> 00:23:28,080 Speaker 1: was helped without even asking for help. So that just 486 00:23:28,160 --> 00:23:31,920 Speaker 1: like it definitely opened me up to understanding that people 487 00:23:31,960 --> 00:23:34,439 Speaker 1: who have skills that I don't, they could do so 488 00:23:34,600 --> 00:23:37,080 Speaker 1: much with it, and maybe I need to look inward 489 00:23:37,119 --> 00:23:39,800 Speaker 1: and do something with what I have to offer. But 490 00:23:39,880 --> 00:23:42,080 Speaker 1: I still haven't sent up for any volunteer work or 491 00:23:42,080 --> 00:23:45,080 Speaker 1: anything like that, right, Like, what can you do to 492 00:23:45,200 --> 00:23:52,159 Speaker 1: help the world about it? Well, I've never done it, 493 00:23:53,080 --> 00:23:58,560 Speaker 1: and I don't know if you have. But of service work, Mr, 494 00:23:59,520 --> 00:24:02,000 Speaker 1: I don't talk about it all because you can't because 495 00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:03,840 Speaker 1: you do it because you're not trying to get attention 496 00:24:03,880 --> 00:24:06,480 Speaker 1: for it, all right, But I do too, but I 497 00:24:06,520 --> 00:24:09,679 Speaker 1: can't talk about it. You're gonna go to Hell if 498 00:24:09,680 --> 00:24:13,480 Speaker 1: you're lying about what I don't believe in Hell. Okay, 499 00:24:13,480 --> 00:24:17,320 Speaker 1: well you're gonna You're gonna stay on the third floor, 500 00:24:19,080 --> 00:24:22,280 Speaker 1: all right. I'd rather go to Hell. It's loud down there. 501 00:24:22,520 --> 00:24:25,880 Speaker 1: I don't think Hell's pride pretty quiet. Hell. No, Hell 502 00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:30,560 Speaker 1: is loud, screaming the double laughing. Um No, I was 503 00:24:30,640 --> 00:24:33,560 Speaker 1: just gonna say that the like we got in the comedy, 504 00:24:33,880 --> 00:24:38,080 Speaker 1: the barrier of entry is easy, like but then what 505 00:24:38,280 --> 00:24:41,360 Speaker 1: you the what heventry barrier of entry and in a word, 506 00:24:41,400 --> 00:24:43,159 Speaker 1: I've never heard of that phrase, but I'm getting a 507 00:24:44,080 --> 00:24:47,000 Speaker 1: barrier of entry. Yeah, I thought you were saying barrier 508 00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:52,879 Speaker 1: of entry. Oh no, you're as a park huh. So 509 00:24:53,080 --> 00:24:56,359 Speaker 1: do you mean the how to get in? Yes? Yeah, 510 00:24:56,440 --> 00:24:58,480 Speaker 1: you don't have to like get a degree. You don't 511 00:24:58,480 --> 00:24:59,560 Speaker 1: have to get a degree. You don't have to the the 512 00:24:59,600 --> 00:25:01,800 Speaker 1: school firs seven years. You don't feel like interview to 513 00:25:01,880 --> 00:25:05,359 Speaker 1: get it. Yes, but then you think it's an easy entry, 514 00:25:05,400 --> 00:25:08,480 Speaker 1: but it's obviously not. Then it takes about eight years 515 00:25:08,520 --> 00:25:10,840 Speaker 1: to get good at it and to actually succeed and 516 00:25:10,920 --> 00:25:15,359 Speaker 1: make money at it. It fools you. Look volunteer work, 517 00:25:15,440 --> 00:25:17,040 Speaker 1: you can just sign up and do it, but to 518 00:25:17,119 --> 00:25:18,480 Speaker 1: be good at it, maybe it takes a little bit 519 00:25:18,480 --> 00:25:20,480 Speaker 1: of time. I'm just saying, like I like things like 520 00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:22,080 Speaker 1: the idea of being of that narying, the idea of 521 00:25:22,080 --> 00:25:25,040 Speaker 1: being a doctor, the idea of being a lawyer, the schooling, 522 00:25:25,560 --> 00:25:30,760 Speaker 1: the applying all that ship frozen paralyzed can't do so 523 00:25:30,800 --> 00:25:34,080 Speaker 1: if you were going to do something that didn't take like, 524 00:25:34,160 --> 00:25:35,919 Speaker 1: you could take that out, take that out of the 525 00:25:35,960 --> 00:25:38,320 Speaker 1: equation of like, oh I could just be it. See, 526 00:25:38,320 --> 00:25:40,680 Speaker 1: I would like a different thing. I would like those 527 00:25:40,720 --> 00:25:45,159 Speaker 1: things of like um uh, I like I like how 528 00:25:45,600 --> 00:25:48,160 Speaker 1: there's something appealing about getting my masters and then being 529 00:25:48,200 --> 00:25:50,320 Speaker 1: like Okay, there's like a process. Then there's a test 530 00:25:50,359 --> 00:25:52,679 Speaker 1: you take and then you write a dissertation and then 531 00:25:52,720 --> 00:25:55,040 Speaker 1: you get a good enough like that you have these 532 00:25:55,080 --> 00:25:59,520 Speaker 1: bars because with comedy it is so fluid and it's 533 00:25:59,560 --> 00:26:02,560 Speaker 1: just like there's no actual like there's like okay I 534 00:26:02,560 --> 00:26:05,359 Speaker 1: did a late night set, boom, got it done. Okay, 535 00:26:05,359 --> 00:26:07,520 Speaker 1: I got a TV show, boom, got it done. But 536 00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:10,920 Speaker 1: like I like having benchmarks of like you got through 537 00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:13,280 Speaker 1: these things. So I think that that would appeal to me. 538 00:26:13,400 --> 00:26:15,439 Speaker 1: But what do you mean, Like, what's another thing like 539 00:26:15,480 --> 00:26:17,840 Speaker 1: an uber driver, like the best uber driver. No, I'm 540 00:26:17,880 --> 00:26:19,919 Speaker 1: just saying I think there's things that we don't do 541 00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:23,320 Speaker 1: because obviously there takes, and like being a veterinarian. You 542 00:26:23,359 --> 00:26:25,720 Speaker 1: can't just be like hey, I'm just gonna because you 543 00:26:25,800 --> 00:26:29,880 Speaker 1: know Waltson here and be a veteran. Can't. Yes, you could. 544 00:26:29,880 --> 00:26:33,560 Speaker 1: You could just sign up for school. It's not free. 545 00:26:33,920 --> 00:26:35,919 Speaker 1: It's not free. You have to apply. You can't just 546 00:26:36,160 --> 00:26:39,520 Speaker 1: go to be like you gotta probably pass boards to 547 00:26:39,680 --> 00:26:42,439 Speaker 1: go to bed. Thinking of going back to school, you know, 548 00:26:42,520 --> 00:26:44,600 Speaker 1: like now as an adult, because I feel like, okay, 549 00:26:44,600 --> 00:26:47,959 Speaker 1: I could definitely set myself down and do homework and study, 550 00:26:48,680 --> 00:26:52,439 Speaker 1: but just thinking about the whole application process and loans 551 00:26:52,480 --> 00:26:54,600 Speaker 1: and all of that, I'm just like, I never forget it. 552 00:26:54,880 --> 00:26:58,040 Speaker 1: Next year, that dog will find someone else. I don't know. 553 00:26:58,040 --> 00:27:00,760 Speaker 1: When Kim kardactually passed the baby bar I got like 554 00:27:00,960 --> 00:27:03,840 Speaker 1: jealous because I could see like her studying and her 555 00:27:03,920 --> 00:27:07,000 Speaker 1: having this like accomplishment like that she was so proud of. 556 00:27:07,040 --> 00:27:09,159 Speaker 1: I was like, I want to do something like I 557 00:27:09,200 --> 00:27:11,760 Speaker 1: want to get you'd be good at the baby Barah. 558 00:27:12,400 --> 00:27:14,920 Speaker 1: I think I would be a good lawyer, I think, 559 00:27:15,320 --> 00:27:17,840 Speaker 1: but I have no interest in it, even though that 560 00:27:17,840 --> 00:27:19,640 Speaker 1: would be a good thing to give back. I mean 561 00:27:19,640 --> 00:27:22,560 Speaker 1: a lot of people get into law to be good 562 00:27:22,600 --> 00:27:28,320 Speaker 1: people and to help, you know. Pro Bono keeps going 563 00:27:31,080 --> 00:27:34,640 Speaker 1: immigration law, family law and stuff like that. I saw 564 00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:39,919 Speaker 1: Bono performed performed in Kiev in Ukraine for free. I 565 00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:47,120 Speaker 1: like a bar Did I say wrong Kevin Kevin, Ukraine? Um? 566 00:27:47,720 --> 00:27:53,840 Speaker 1: I say Kiev is a key fler Keep keep. My 567 00:27:53,960 --> 00:27:56,560 Speaker 1: friend's mom worked at Keith Bakery on Kings Highway. So 568 00:27:56,680 --> 00:27:59,600 Speaker 1: that's how we used to say it on King's Highway. 569 00:27:59,600 --> 00:28:03,840 Speaker 1: Thought it could. That's in St. Louis. Yeah, we live 570 00:28:04,080 --> 00:28:07,040 Speaker 1: close to kings Away, very close. Do you know the 571 00:28:07,080 --> 00:28:09,680 Speaker 1: McCloskey is those people the gun tote mccloskey's, you know, 572 00:28:09,720 --> 00:28:12,560 Speaker 1: the ones that during the Black Lives Matter protests in St. Louis, 573 00:28:12,640 --> 00:28:16,600 Speaker 1: those two old people. That house is like you could 574 00:28:16,920 --> 00:28:21,440 Speaker 1: I mean bb gun distance from our apartment. That's crazy 575 00:28:23,119 --> 00:28:25,160 Speaker 1: right in the public I just saw on St. Louis 576 00:28:25,200 --> 00:28:28,280 Speaker 1: read it yesterday. Someone took a picture of one of 577 00:28:28,280 --> 00:28:31,280 Speaker 1: the mccloskey's cars and it's decked out in like an 578 00:28:31,280 --> 00:28:33,960 Speaker 1: American flag, like wrapped up in it. And there's a 579 00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:36,800 Speaker 1: picture of him because he's a senator, so state sent 580 00:28:37,200 --> 00:28:41,000 Speaker 1: state representative something, and there's a picture of it's like McCloskey, 581 00:28:41,440 --> 00:28:45,080 Speaker 1: State rep. And it's him on his porch looking scared 582 00:28:45,120 --> 00:28:47,120 Speaker 1: with the gun. It's the picture and he's like proud 583 00:28:47,120 --> 00:28:49,240 Speaker 1: of it. Now it's now a branding when it should 584 00:28:49,240 --> 00:28:52,240 Speaker 1: be the shameful thing. It made me sick. I hate 585 00:28:52,240 --> 00:28:56,200 Speaker 1: those people. I hate our neighbors. Yeah, I mean what 586 00:28:56,200 --> 00:29:02,400 Speaker 1: what what houses across from shropp that's that's it across 587 00:29:02,400 --> 00:29:06,320 Speaker 1: it's lit up all the time. It's m big like 588 00:29:06,880 --> 00:29:10,280 Speaker 1: gray thing across the y. Yeah, mcclass keys. I didn't 589 00:29:10,280 --> 00:29:12,680 Speaker 1: know until I was walking Luigi and there were these 590 00:29:12,720 --> 00:29:15,120 Speaker 1: two tourists that were taking a picture and she was 591 00:29:15,160 --> 00:29:16,960 Speaker 1: like getting get it in the background, and I go, 592 00:29:17,040 --> 00:29:19,400 Speaker 1: what what is that? And they go, oh, mcclass keys, 593 00:29:19,400 --> 00:29:23,120 Speaker 1: And I was like what. I live uplock away from 594 00:29:23,120 --> 00:29:30,160 Speaker 1: these fucking it They get positive reinforcement. They go to 595 00:29:30,200 --> 00:29:33,960 Speaker 1: their fucking country club and everyone's like, oh, there's bang 596 00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:36,840 Speaker 1: bang bang bang, and they're like, yeah, drinks on me, 597 00:29:36,920 --> 00:29:40,440 Speaker 1: bang bang. Can you imagine being proud of trying to 598 00:29:40,480 --> 00:29:42,920 Speaker 1: shoot at a Black Lives Matter protest and looking like 599 00:29:42,960 --> 00:29:45,080 Speaker 1: little pussies on your front porch because a bunch of 600 00:29:45,120 --> 00:29:47,480 Speaker 1: kids are just fighting for people to have equal rights, 601 00:29:48,160 --> 00:29:54,400 Speaker 1: You losers, protecting your stupid stone house that looks like 602 00:29:54,440 --> 00:30:00,400 Speaker 1: a above ground grave, Like it looks like a tool. Liam, 603 00:30:00,520 --> 00:30:03,400 Speaker 1: Yeah it did. I hate them with their like And 604 00:30:03,400 --> 00:30:06,080 Speaker 1: that woman's like holding the gun all wrong with frizzy hair. 605 00:30:06,480 --> 00:30:09,280 Speaker 1: She looks like she just like got done feeding her parents. 606 00:30:09,360 --> 00:30:11,360 Speaker 1: No offense to parent owners. I'm gonna be one some day, 607 00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:15,840 Speaker 1: But she just looked being proud of that. Yuck. I 608 00:30:15,920 --> 00:30:21,000 Speaker 1: hate anyone who likes those people. Stop listening to the podcast. 609 00:30:21,200 --> 00:30:24,520 Speaker 1: I hate you, Yeah, all the mccloskey's out there. I 610 00:30:24,600 --> 00:30:28,000 Speaker 1: just hate these people that have like their trucks wrapped 611 00:30:28,040 --> 00:30:31,000 Speaker 1: in like pictures of like a shirtless Trump on like 612 00:30:31,080 --> 00:30:36,280 Speaker 1: the cross. Are you being ironic? I wish with you. 613 00:30:37,240 --> 00:30:39,960 Speaker 1: I don't know the idea of idolizing anybody like that, 614 00:30:41,760 --> 00:30:44,880 Speaker 1: but that was before you. That was before he became president. Actually, 615 00:30:44,920 --> 00:30:49,960 Speaker 1: my dad and my dad defense d DS as his 616 00:30:50,040 --> 00:30:53,000 Speaker 1: lawyer pro bono, no money, Dad, Although I better still 617 00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:54,960 Speaker 1: be in the will. You're going to hell if I'm not. 618 00:30:55,280 --> 00:31:01,840 Speaker 1: It's quiet, it's hot. Um My dad hates Trump post president. 619 00:31:02,160 --> 00:31:04,400 Speaker 1: That's good. I mean, I'm not supposed to, like, you're 620 00:31:04,400 --> 00:31:07,000 Speaker 1: not supposed to meet hate with hate, but man, it's hard. 621 00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:14,840 Speaker 1: I'm sorry for your of course, that's what's gonna happen. 622 00:31:14,880 --> 00:31:16,720 Speaker 1: It's going to be the worst thing possible. He's going 623 00:31:16,760 --> 00:31:19,440 Speaker 1: to win because of Elon Musk. Do you think taking 624 00:31:19,520 --> 00:31:22,240 Speaker 1: him off initially wasna anyway? Because by the way, it 625 00:31:22,280 --> 00:31:24,760 Speaker 1: doesn't matter if Trump wins or loses, he still thinks 626 00:31:24,760 --> 00:31:27,560 Speaker 1: he won the last election. He's going to win this 627 00:31:27,600 --> 00:31:30,240 Speaker 1: one too, in his own mind, and this time his 628 00:31:30,320 --> 00:31:33,760 Speaker 1: supporters are not going to really put up with him 629 00:31:33,760 --> 00:31:35,680 Speaker 1: not winning. Do you think taking him off the first 630 00:31:35,680 --> 00:31:38,680 Speaker 1: time probably was bad? It was great he went away. 631 00:31:38,920 --> 00:31:40,960 Speaker 1: We didn't talk about him every day he went away. 632 00:31:40,960 --> 00:31:43,800 Speaker 1: It was great. He's gonna but no matter what, he's 633 00:31:43,840 --> 00:31:47,720 Speaker 1: going to quote unquote win. Jack. Start looking at Jack 634 00:31:47,760 --> 00:31:53,400 Speaker 1: from Twitter. Yeah, Tom's friends from my space Jack, Tom, 635 00:31:53,440 --> 00:31:59,280 Speaker 1: Mark Mark, Oh god, they're only one from uh he 636 00:31:59,640 --> 00:32:03,040 Speaker 1: He regrets taking Trump off because I think what it 637 00:32:03,080 --> 00:32:05,640 Speaker 1: does is it makes him more powerful obviously if he 638 00:32:05,680 --> 00:32:08,880 Speaker 1: comes back. In a way, if he comes back, it's 639 00:32:08,880 --> 00:32:11,600 Speaker 1: gonna be like only ship like it's gonna be. He's 640 00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:15,360 Speaker 1: his first tweet is going to get eighty million likes 641 00:32:15,440 --> 00:32:19,120 Speaker 1: because he was taken away and Trump has claiming that 642 00:32:19,160 --> 00:32:21,320 Speaker 1: he's not coming back. He's going to stay on. I 643 00:32:21,320 --> 00:32:22,880 Speaker 1: don't even know what his is called. I think it's 644 00:32:22,920 --> 00:32:31,800 Speaker 1: called Frumpy Dick or something. Um anyhow, Uh yeah, So 645 00:32:32,160 --> 00:32:39,000 Speaker 1: let's get to the news. You heart, it's Wednesday, folks, 646 00:32:39,120 --> 00:32:41,000 Speaker 1: you know what that means. That is Wednesday. I hope 647 00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:42,480 Speaker 1: you're having all the swells out there, and let's go 648 00:32:42,520 --> 00:32:47,440 Speaker 1: to mccloskey's I hope you shoot yourself, but yeah, but 649 00:32:47,560 --> 00:32:50,360 Speaker 1: leave us the leave the door open so we'd come 650 00:32:50,400 --> 00:32:53,480 Speaker 1: in and check out your big screen, all right? Um, 651 00:32:53,640 --> 00:32:57,240 Speaker 1: do you know your big screen? All right? Well, speaking 652 00:32:57,280 --> 00:33:02,800 Speaker 1: of not having self awareness, a South African pastor is 653 00:33:02,840 --> 00:33:06,840 Speaker 1: given a lot of heat online after filming himself proposing 654 00:33:06,960 --> 00:33:10,200 Speaker 1: to a grieving woman in the middle of her father's 655 00:33:10,240 --> 00:33:16,000 Speaker 1: funeral just mere feet deceased Coffin. Critics accused the man 656 00:33:16,080 --> 00:33:21,360 Speaker 1: of making the somber occasion about himself. Is this a 657 00:33:21,360 --> 00:33:24,400 Speaker 1: cultural thing? Though? Again we're talking about these like funerals 658 00:33:24,400 --> 00:33:27,920 Speaker 1: and other like I'm not I'm not trying to be 659 00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:31,360 Speaker 1: like dumb American who thinks anything outside of our country 660 00:33:31,480 --> 00:33:33,640 Speaker 1: is like that's just the way they do. I mean, 661 00:33:33,680 --> 00:33:35,400 Speaker 1: I don't know if this is cultural. I mean it 662 00:33:35,480 --> 00:33:39,760 Speaker 1: seems it's what's the Is there a video? Um? There 663 00:33:39,840 --> 00:33:48,440 Speaker 1: is apparently she she seems to have accepted. And this 664 00:33:48,520 --> 00:33:50,720 Speaker 1: is a different This is a weird this is a 665 00:33:50,760 --> 00:33:54,080 Speaker 1: religious thing. He's like, he was a pastor, so he 666 00:33:54,120 --> 00:33:56,400 Speaker 1: has a God complex. He can do whatever he wants. 667 00:33:56,920 --> 00:33:58,560 Speaker 1: He probably thought he was like, do you think out 668 00:33:58,600 --> 00:34:00,760 Speaker 1: a thing with the dad like a like an argument 669 00:34:00,760 --> 00:34:02,680 Speaker 1: with the dad, like oh you're dead now now I'm 670 00:34:02,720 --> 00:34:04,440 Speaker 1: taking no. I bet it was like this is your 671 00:34:04,520 --> 00:34:09,839 Speaker 1: dad's wish. You know, this is all just these are 672 00:34:09,840 --> 00:34:12,680 Speaker 1: all kind of connected to like God and like religion 673 00:34:12,760 --> 00:34:16,640 Speaker 1: and how weird it can be. Here's here's what he said. 674 00:34:16,840 --> 00:34:19,360 Speaker 1: Because you're you're kind of close. He thanked God for 675 00:34:19,440 --> 00:34:23,480 Speaker 1: being in his girlfriend's life during this difficult time, and 676 00:34:23,560 --> 00:34:26,120 Speaker 1: he hoped that his proposal would help her come to 677 00:34:26,280 --> 00:34:29,879 Speaker 1: terms with her father's passing. Yeah, okay, wait, I thought 678 00:34:29,920 --> 00:34:32,120 Speaker 1: he was. So they were girlfriend and boyfriend. This wasn't 679 00:34:32,120 --> 00:34:36,960 Speaker 1: out of the blue, he said, I just proposed to 680 00:34:36,960 --> 00:34:40,080 Speaker 1: her at her father's funeral. Okay, that changes it for me. 681 00:34:40,120 --> 00:34:41,719 Speaker 1: I thought it was just like some pastor that was 682 00:34:41,760 --> 00:34:43,480 Speaker 1: like I want this young girl to be my bride. 683 00:34:43,480 --> 00:34:48,880 Speaker 1: Now that's even we read this headline again. There was 684 00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:52,600 Speaker 1: no indication that they were together before this. I feel 685 00:34:52,640 --> 00:34:57,040 Speaker 1: like it's true. Was I wrong? No? No, No, that 686 00:34:57,080 --> 00:34:58,440 Speaker 1: makes okay. So that's why I thought it was a 687 00:34:58,480 --> 00:35:00,239 Speaker 1: cultural thing of like, oh, we just work at the 688 00:35:00,239 --> 00:35:07,239 Speaker 1: pastor in our community. And I really did think that. Um, 689 00:35:07,239 --> 00:35:10,080 Speaker 1: I get that people are always trying to they don't 690 00:35:10,080 --> 00:35:14,000 Speaker 1: know how to handle grief or like their person, they 691 00:35:14,040 --> 00:35:15,759 Speaker 1: care about suffering and they're just trying to make it 692 00:35:15,840 --> 00:35:18,719 Speaker 1: stop by like your distraction. So he probably thought it 693 00:35:18,760 --> 00:35:21,040 Speaker 1: was a good way. It's just not fair. I mean, 694 00:35:21,080 --> 00:35:23,680 Speaker 1: if I was a woman, I'd be so pissed to 695 00:35:23,680 --> 00:35:26,960 Speaker 1: be put on honestly would like it? Why because if 696 00:35:27,200 --> 00:35:29,600 Speaker 1: let's just be honest, like if I was dating someone 697 00:35:30,200 --> 00:35:33,279 Speaker 1: and I was kind of waiting, we are at that 698 00:35:33,320 --> 00:35:37,200 Speaker 1: point where it was like kind of waiting for this proposal. Yeah, 699 00:35:37,280 --> 00:35:41,160 Speaker 1: we're waiting for my dad to die, but my so 700 00:35:41,200 --> 00:35:43,960 Speaker 1: that we could take a dip in that pool whenever 701 00:35:43,960 --> 00:35:47,960 Speaker 1: we want, um, even the winter. Take the thing off, yea, 702 00:35:48,239 --> 00:35:50,440 Speaker 1: the lead up. Yeah, I get those that like old 703 00:35:50,680 --> 00:35:52,960 Speaker 1: tarp of leaves out of there, go about the dead 704 00:35:52,960 --> 00:35:59,839 Speaker 1: frogs and take a little Okay, I I think that, um, 705 00:36:00,880 --> 00:36:04,120 Speaker 1: I would like something. I am someone who when I'm 706 00:36:04,160 --> 00:36:06,920 Speaker 1: in pain, I want something to distract me from it. 707 00:36:07,040 --> 00:36:08,600 Speaker 1: I don't want to feel it. I don't want to 708 00:36:08,640 --> 00:36:11,160 Speaker 1: like mourn my dad's loss. I don't want to focus 709 00:36:11,239 --> 00:36:13,600 Speaker 1: on it. I want something to get me out of this, 710 00:36:14,080 --> 00:36:15,920 Speaker 1: something to live with, something to make me feel like 711 00:36:15,960 --> 00:36:19,719 Speaker 1: there's a future after my dad dies. Something that's like, Okay, 712 00:36:20,120 --> 00:36:22,120 Speaker 1: this is a huge life change, but here's another big 713 00:36:22,200 --> 00:36:25,200 Speaker 1: change so you can kind of pivot and not that 714 00:36:25,320 --> 00:36:27,440 Speaker 1: it's the healthiest thing, but I think I would like that. 715 00:36:27,520 --> 00:36:29,320 Speaker 1: I mean, I was crying in a couple of therapy 716 00:36:29,400 --> 00:36:31,880 Speaker 1: yesterday about like my dad's gonna die someday, and like 717 00:36:32,360 --> 00:36:34,919 Speaker 1: I want a partner who fulfills some of the things 718 00:36:34,960 --> 00:36:36,759 Speaker 1: I get from my dad, which is a weird thing 719 00:36:36,800 --> 00:36:40,440 Speaker 1: to say of like, you know, like I want my 720 00:36:40,640 --> 00:36:44,560 Speaker 1: husband to be like my dad, but I just want 721 00:36:44,560 --> 00:36:46,480 Speaker 1: my husband, is what I was saying, to love me 722 00:36:46,520 --> 00:36:48,920 Speaker 1: as much as my dad loves me, that unconditional, like 723 00:36:49,760 --> 00:36:52,840 Speaker 1: you know, dad love. And my therapist was like, well, 724 00:36:53,120 --> 00:37:00,319 Speaker 1: that's you know, that's a difference. That's because what it's yeah, 725 00:37:00,320 --> 00:37:03,520 Speaker 1: like that, it's just you can't help but love whatever 726 00:37:03,640 --> 00:37:07,319 Speaker 1: you like spawn you're gonna love, yeah, And it's hard 727 00:37:07,320 --> 00:37:09,319 Speaker 1: to do that with someone who you didn't spawn, Like 728 00:37:09,560 --> 00:37:12,600 Speaker 1: I don't want, you know, my boyfriend or my husband too. 729 00:37:13,880 --> 00:37:17,439 Speaker 1: Like I'm not I'm not like sexually sexualizing that love. 730 00:37:17,560 --> 00:37:21,279 Speaker 1: It's just like the kind of like thinks I hung 731 00:37:21,320 --> 00:37:24,560 Speaker 1: the moon love my dad like thinks I'm the greatest 732 00:37:24,560 --> 00:37:26,680 Speaker 1: thing that has ever happened to the world. Everything I 733 00:37:26,719 --> 00:37:28,920 Speaker 1: do is amazing. My mom does not as much. My 734 00:37:28,960 --> 00:37:31,160 Speaker 1: mom was on Instagram Live the other night, right when 735 00:37:31,160 --> 00:37:32,480 Speaker 1: you were on the stage. I would on the Stigm 736 00:37:32,560 --> 00:37:35,640 Speaker 1: Live to tell people to watch the uh reality show, 737 00:37:36,120 --> 00:37:37,640 Speaker 1: and I got mom about to go on stage. Any 738 00:37:37,680 --> 00:37:40,279 Speaker 1: requests for jokes, literally any joke you can think of 739 00:37:40,280 --> 00:37:41,839 Speaker 1: that I've ever done. She couldn't think of one jokes. 740 00:37:41,880 --> 00:37:43,919 Speaker 1: She's watching my act a million times. Was I heard 741 00:37:43,920 --> 00:37:48,799 Speaker 1: by that? No, if my dad said that, I would 742 00:37:48,800 --> 00:37:52,040 Speaker 1: be shocked, because my dad is someone who like watches 743 00:37:52,239 --> 00:37:54,800 Speaker 1: literally everything I do um, which is not what I 744 00:37:54,840 --> 00:37:56,680 Speaker 1: wanted a partner, But I just want someone to like, 745 00:37:58,040 --> 00:38:01,520 Speaker 1: you know, I I crave like some and just being like, God, 746 00:38:01,600 --> 00:38:04,120 Speaker 1: I just love watching you shine that kind of thing 747 00:38:04,160 --> 00:38:07,080 Speaker 1: which Chris does. It's just like I was just kind 748 00:38:07,080 --> 00:38:10,000 Speaker 1: of having a freak out recently about like my dad dying, 749 00:38:10,040 --> 00:38:11,680 Speaker 1: and like, what the funk is the point of me 750 00:38:11,760 --> 00:38:14,319 Speaker 1: living if I my dad dies, because all I do 751 00:38:14,360 --> 00:38:16,719 Speaker 1: everything so that he'll be like, you were so goddamn 752 00:38:16,760 --> 00:38:19,319 Speaker 1: good on that that just feels so good. He doesn't. 753 00:38:19,320 --> 00:38:20,800 Speaker 1: I don't want him to listen to every podcast. I 754 00:38:20,840 --> 00:38:22,239 Speaker 1: don't even tell my dad. When a mom thinks he 755 00:38:22,280 --> 00:38:24,680 Speaker 1: gets so mad, he's like you were with Kelly Clarkson, 756 00:38:25,160 --> 00:38:27,759 Speaker 1: you didn't tell us, Like he gets so upset in them. 757 00:38:27,920 --> 00:38:30,279 Speaker 1: So it's not like I'm like, Daddy, look what I did. 758 00:38:30,360 --> 00:38:32,600 Speaker 1: But when I do, hear feedback from him of like 759 00:38:33,040 --> 00:38:36,200 Speaker 1: that that song was so goddamn good. Yeah, it's there's 760 00:38:36,200 --> 00:38:37,719 Speaker 1: something about it that makes me. And I know a 761 00:38:37,760 --> 00:38:39,520 Speaker 1: lot of people don't have that in their lives. Their 762 00:38:39,520 --> 00:38:42,440 Speaker 1: parents fucking suck or like they never And I feel 763 00:38:42,480 --> 00:38:44,440 Speaker 1: I feel sad that I need. I feel embarrassed that 764 00:38:44,480 --> 00:38:47,400 Speaker 1: I needed so much. Look, you know how many awnings 765 00:38:47,680 --> 00:38:53,279 Speaker 1: your name sold for him? Yeah, that's a shoddy jay. 766 00:38:53,800 --> 00:38:58,719 Speaker 1: Come at me, bit, I don't think you come at 767 00:38:58,760 --> 00:39:02,920 Speaker 1: me pitch all right? Um so, yeah, Chris proposed me 768 00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:06,320 Speaker 1: on my dead's funeral. If you're listening, but it's religious 769 00:39:07,400 --> 00:39:13,160 Speaker 1: in a different going. Okay, yes, right for the next one. 770 00:39:16,200 --> 00:39:21,120 Speaker 1: Cheating the infidelity create attachment ambivalence, which means mixed or 771 00:39:21,160 --> 00:39:26,680 Speaker 1: contradictory feelings about the other person. So when a deep 772 00:39:27,200 --> 00:39:32,240 Speaker 1: and healthfully dependent connection is unexpectedly damage, you are traumatized. 773 00:39:33,239 --> 00:39:37,799 Speaker 1: A trauma specialist says terror increases the need for attachment, 774 00:39:38,080 --> 00:39:41,120 Speaker 1: even if the source of comfort is also the source 775 00:39:41,280 --> 00:39:44,920 Speaker 1: of the terror. Many be trade partners find themselves in 776 00:39:44,920 --> 00:39:48,200 Speaker 1: an emotional war with themselves. They look at their cheating 777 00:39:48,239 --> 00:39:50,839 Speaker 1: partner and think, I love you, but I hate you. 778 00:39:51,560 --> 00:39:53,600 Speaker 1: I need you close, but I can't stand to be 779 00:39:53,640 --> 00:39:58,080 Speaker 1: in the same room as you. That I was reading 780 00:39:58,080 --> 00:40:01,239 Speaker 1: on Reddit last night actually about someone that was like, 781 00:40:02,040 --> 00:40:05,759 Speaker 1: how do you not cheat on your wife or girlfriends? 782 00:40:05,760 --> 00:40:08,120 Speaker 1: Like as a man? Like it was I'm too afraid 783 00:40:08,160 --> 00:40:10,480 Speaker 1: to ask, and it was like I want to fund 784 00:40:10,520 --> 00:40:12,799 Speaker 1: other people, what do I but I love this? How 785 00:40:12,800 --> 00:40:15,560 Speaker 1: do you do it? And every response was like you 786 00:40:15,680 --> 00:40:18,120 Speaker 1: just jerk off if you want to do it, and 787 00:40:18,160 --> 00:40:21,439 Speaker 1: then you have postnut clarity. There was nothing about like, man, 788 00:40:21,480 --> 00:40:23,560 Speaker 1: that feeling will go away if you love your woman enough. 789 00:40:23,640 --> 00:40:26,000 Speaker 1: It was all like this is a feeling you will 790 00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:29,359 Speaker 1: struggle with the rest of your life. Always consider is 791 00:40:29,400 --> 00:40:31,799 Speaker 1: the emotional hurt I'm causing someone I love going to 792 00:40:31,840 --> 00:40:36,040 Speaker 1: be worth this? This putting my dick in this like that. 793 00:40:36,400 --> 00:40:39,000 Speaker 1: It was all like coping strategies that don't have anything 794 00:40:39,040 --> 00:40:40,839 Speaker 1: to do with like, well, you need to make your 795 00:40:40,840 --> 00:40:44,040 Speaker 1: relationship stronger. It's like it's not about that it's about 796 00:40:44,120 --> 00:40:51,839 Speaker 1: like it's like, don't and then everything, yeah, please don't 797 00:40:51,840 --> 00:40:56,880 Speaker 1: do like we're a condom. Yeah no, there make sure 798 00:40:56,920 --> 00:41:03,399 Speaker 1: you're in a barn relation ship, an open bar um. Yeah, 799 00:41:03,480 --> 00:41:05,880 Speaker 1: it was it. I loved it because there was nothing. 800 00:41:06,320 --> 00:41:09,120 Speaker 1: There was nothing being soft about, like your wife is 801 00:41:09,160 --> 00:41:11,719 Speaker 1: someone that you'll just naturally feel. It was someone who 802 00:41:11,719 --> 00:41:13,920 Speaker 1: was asking the question who wasn't married, but was like, 803 00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:16,279 Speaker 1: I'm I would like to be married someday. How the 804 00:41:16,360 --> 00:41:18,319 Speaker 1: funk am I going to want to not fuck anyone else? 805 00:41:18,320 --> 00:41:21,400 Speaker 1: And they were like, no, that will never go away. 806 00:41:20,840 --> 00:41:24,920 Speaker 1: And after the fact, after it happens, you still love them, 807 00:41:24,920 --> 00:41:26,640 Speaker 1: You still want to be with them while you hate 808 00:41:26,640 --> 00:41:28,840 Speaker 1: them to me. But that's what they said. Was in 809 00:41:28,840 --> 00:41:31,680 Speaker 1: this thing that I'm hearing, there is the emotional trauma 810 00:41:31,719 --> 00:41:35,759 Speaker 1: it causes. Someone that you cheat on is so much 811 00:41:35,800 --> 00:41:39,920 Speaker 1: worse and it is almost irrept like unreparable and and 812 00:41:39,960 --> 00:41:42,560 Speaker 1: in a lot of ways, like you know, Estra Parrel 813 00:41:42,560 --> 00:41:45,480 Speaker 1: always says, you will never have the relationship that you 814 00:41:45,560 --> 00:41:48,719 Speaker 1: had before this infidelity. You have to start a new relationship. 815 00:41:48,800 --> 00:41:51,640 Speaker 1: This new relationship is one in which you were cheated on, 816 00:41:51,800 --> 00:41:53,520 Speaker 1: and like it could be a different but it's not 817 00:41:53,800 --> 00:41:56,080 Speaker 1: you will never have back the relationship you had before 818 00:41:56,120 --> 00:41:59,000 Speaker 1: the infidelity, which is maybe not a bad thing because 819 00:41:59,080 --> 00:42:01,840 Speaker 1: more you know on there's more honesty in this new relationship. 820 00:42:01,920 --> 00:42:04,000 Speaker 1: But you can't live in a world where that didn't 821 00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:07,000 Speaker 1: happen ever again. Like, and that's what the people in 822 00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:09,560 Speaker 1: the reddit thing we're referencing of, Like, know that this 823 00:42:09,600 --> 00:42:12,520 Speaker 1: isn't just you getting your dick wet one time. If 824 00:42:12,560 --> 00:42:16,480 Speaker 1: you get caught, there's there will be reverberations throughout the 825 00:42:16,480 --> 00:42:18,279 Speaker 1: rest of your life, and you will cause someone you 826 00:42:18,360 --> 00:42:23,239 Speaker 1: love so much emotional damage that you cannot predict or understand. 827 00:42:23,960 --> 00:42:27,120 Speaker 1: And it's not the action, it's the trust aspect. It's both. 828 00:42:27,200 --> 00:42:31,359 Speaker 1: But yeah, I like the I think Drew Michael had 829 00:42:31,360 --> 00:42:33,480 Speaker 1: a bit about like, oh no, I've cheated. It was 830 00:42:33,560 --> 00:42:37,800 Speaker 1: just just happened. And it's like here's the forty ways 831 00:42:37,840 --> 00:42:40,319 Speaker 1: and like you met at the bar, you talked to him, 832 00:42:40,400 --> 00:42:43,880 Speaker 1: you did this, there's like fifing that led to it. 833 00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:46,479 Speaker 1: There's something about I was drunk that makes me feel 834 00:42:46,480 --> 00:42:49,879 Speaker 1: a lot better someone cheats because as someone who was drunk, 835 00:42:49,920 --> 00:42:51,880 Speaker 1: I did a lot of things I do not stand by. 836 00:42:51,960 --> 00:42:53,520 Speaker 1: I didn't really want to do it. Wasn't like, oh, 837 00:42:53,600 --> 00:42:56,400 Speaker 1: this is my secret desire to tell this person I 838 00:42:56,440 --> 00:42:59,799 Speaker 1: love them, or two, get on top of that car 839 00:43:00,040 --> 00:43:02,319 Speaker 1: and dance like all the things I've done to jump 840 00:43:02,360 --> 00:43:04,279 Speaker 1: that fence with flip flops and break my heel, these 841 00:43:04,320 --> 00:43:06,080 Speaker 1: aren't things that I was like, I would love to 842 00:43:06,120 --> 00:43:08,200 Speaker 1: do them. I can't wait. I just need to get drunk. 843 00:43:08,239 --> 00:43:10,200 Speaker 1: I was a nitty. I'm stupid when you're drunk. So 844 00:43:10,239 --> 00:43:13,680 Speaker 1: there's something about being drunk that I truly had. You know, 845 00:43:13,719 --> 00:43:15,239 Speaker 1: when my ex boyfriend made out with a girl when 846 00:43:15,280 --> 00:43:17,160 Speaker 1: he was drunk and said, I thought it was you. 847 00:43:17,239 --> 00:43:19,600 Speaker 1: He I knew he did. That wasn't an excuse, Like 848 00:43:19,840 --> 00:43:24,319 Speaker 1: he got so dumb when he drank, like he was 849 00:43:24,360 --> 00:43:28,359 Speaker 1: just he wouldn't make at all. She had blonde hair, 850 00:43:28,400 --> 00:43:30,200 Speaker 1: and it was in a setting that we always hung out, 851 00:43:30,239 --> 00:43:32,440 Speaker 1: like he just was missing me, and like I know 852 00:43:32,480 --> 00:43:34,719 Speaker 1: people are like, oh, yeah, right, Nick, you're so glable. No, 853 00:43:34,840 --> 00:43:39,320 Speaker 1: this guy was literally mentally I don't know if you 854 00:43:39,320 --> 00:43:41,799 Speaker 1: can say the word retarded, but he would be on 855 00:43:41,920 --> 00:43:44,239 Speaker 1: par with someone with it, like he would be a 856 00:43:44,239 --> 00:43:47,560 Speaker 1: mentally disabled person. Sometimes when he drank, it was so scary. 857 00:43:47,600 --> 00:43:49,000 Speaker 1: So when he was like I thought it was you. 858 00:43:49,120 --> 00:43:52,400 Speaker 1: I just was like, I know you did like some people, 859 00:43:52,760 --> 00:43:56,480 Speaker 1: you know, because she had cold, a cold sore. That's 860 00:43:56,480 --> 00:43:58,279 Speaker 1: why I was mad. I was like, we've seen that 861 00:43:58,320 --> 00:44:00,239 Speaker 1: girl before and she had an active cold or what 862 00:44:00,280 --> 00:44:02,640 Speaker 1: the funk were you doing? That was what made me man. 863 00:44:03,600 --> 00:44:08,799 Speaker 1: I really didn't care the whole. Like you say, you're 864 00:44:08,840 --> 00:44:11,560 Speaker 1: honest when you're drunk, Like, there's a lot of things 865 00:44:11,560 --> 00:44:15,080 Speaker 1: with like people like hold you accountable even more so 866 00:44:15,239 --> 00:44:18,399 Speaker 1: because that's who you really are. Dude. There's times where 867 00:44:18,400 --> 00:44:20,760 Speaker 1: I'm fucked up. I was not. I'm not that person. 868 00:44:20,920 --> 00:44:23,239 Speaker 1: You're not honest, and oh what I would always say 869 00:44:23,280 --> 00:44:24,959 Speaker 1: the opposite actually of what I meant, Like I would 870 00:44:24,960 --> 00:44:27,840 Speaker 1: always tell girls I love you, Oh my god, I 871 00:44:27,880 --> 00:44:30,560 Speaker 1: want to be front, Like I would always say in 872 00:44:30,600 --> 00:44:32,920 Speaker 1: the morning, go why did I say the opposite of 873 00:44:32,960 --> 00:44:35,480 Speaker 1: what I meant to that person? And it's because I drunk, 874 00:44:35,520 --> 00:44:37,759 Speaker 1: there WASI There are times, though, when you have like 875 00:44:37,800 --> 00:44:40,080 Speaker 1: a secret that you're like you want to tell someone 876 00:44:40,920 --> 00:44:43,040 Speaker 1: and you need to and you need that liquid courage 877 00:44:43,080 --> 00:44:47,000 Speaker 1: quote unquote. Alcohol dumb makes you dumb. So everything that's 878 00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:48,680 Speaker 1: telling you don't say this, this isn't the right thing 879 00:44:48,680 --> 00:44:50,319 Speaker 1: to do. That goes away and then you do the 880 00:44:50,360 --> 00:44:52,160 Speaker 1: dumb things. So there are times where you do speak 881 00:44:52,160 --> 00:44:55,120 Speaker 1: the truth because the stuff that's keeping you from saying 882 00:44:55,120 --> 00:44:57,880 Speaker 1: the truth falls away because you're stupid, or when you drink. 883 00:44:57,920 --> 00:45:01,000 Speaker 1: But for me, it would always make me say that 884 00:45:01,080 --> 00:45:05,040 Speaker 1: do the opposite. So it's so weird to like if 885 00:45:05,040 --> 00:45:07,680 Speaker 1: you got caught cheating and you were hammered and like 886 00:45:07,920 --> 00:45:11,000 Speaker 1: you don't even remember the fuck, Like it's just like 887 00:45:11,040 --> 00:45:13,320 Speaker 1: a you know, if you're blacked out and you cheat 888 00:45:13,760 --> 00:45:16,319 Speaker 1: and it ruins your whole life. You had like three 889 00:45:16,400 --> 00:45:18,560 Speaker 1: kids and you just were just fucked up one night. 890 00:45:19,040 --> 00:45:21,440 Speaker 1: You don't even remember your dick being in the you 891 00:45:21,480 --> 00:45:24,640 Speaker 1: know what I mean, and that moment your life is 892 00:45:24,680 --> 00:45:27,279 Speaker 1: forever change of a moment that you can't even remember. God, 893 00:45:27,320 --> 00:45:32,520 Speaker 1: that's gonna be fucking fucking alcohol. It's alcohol. But it's 894 00:45:32,520 --> 00:45:36,839 Speaker 1: also like I don't know, just like if I got 895 00:45:36,920 --> 00:45:39,800 Speaker 1: cheated on, I would be hurt because of the lie, 896 00:45:40,200 --> 00:45:42,200 Speaker 1: like you said, more than like the act, Like I 897 00:45:42,239 --> 00:45:45,320 Speaker 1: just don't no, I know, But it's like a life 898 00:45:45,360 --> 00:45:48,879 Speaker 1: that like you weren't even no I understand you're saying, 899 00:45:48,920 --> 00:45:53,160 Speaker 1: like it does. But even after you come you also 900 00:45:53,200 --> 00:45:55,839 Speaker 1: go what was Why was it was that worth? It 901 00:45:56,320 --> 00:46:00,239 Speaker 1: was that drunk with horns like even if you're not runk, 902 00:46:00,360 --> 00:46:02,640 Speaker 1: Like women need to understand that men when they get 903 00:46:02,680 --> 00:46:06,920 Speaker 1: really horny and they're presented with like fresh wet puss 904 00:46:06,960 --> 00:46:10,080 Speaker 1: that wants them like, it's as if they're so drunk, 905 00:46:10,800 --> 00:46:14,719 Speaker 1: it's almost yeah, you do, You've done dumb things in 906 00:46:14,760 --> 00:46:16,520 Speaker 1: your horny and you go, I just have jerked off, 907 00:46:16,520 --> 00:46:22,160 Speaker 1: and then I wouldn't have driven. Yes, Cactus, I thought 908 00:46:22,160 --> 00:46:23,840 Speaker 1: there was a bust advice just jerk off, and I 909 00:46:23,880 --> 00:46:25,600 Speaker 1: always I used to have a bit about it. Women, 910 00:46:25,640 --> 00:46:27,480 Speaker 1: if you don't want your husband to cheat on you 911 00:46:27,920 --> 00:46:31,200 Speaker 1: before he leaves, make him jerk off or blow him. 912 00:46:31,239 --> 00:46:35,000 Speaker 1: Like a guy with an empty bag of nuts is 913 00:46:35,080 --> 00:46:39,400 Speaker 1: not going to cheat on you. They can't. There's no 914 00:46:39,480 --> 00:46:43,680 Speaker 1: desire there. It's like you're don't don't go out and eat, okay, well, 915 00:46:43,680 --> 00:46:45,960 Speaker 1: then feed him a huge meal beforehand. It's like going 916 00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:47,560 Speaker 1: to rob a bank and you give a guy a 917 00:46:47,600 --> 00:46:50,520 Speaker 1: gun and you go, hey, there's no bullets, and you're like, okay, 918 00:46:50,560 --> 00:46:52,000 Speaker 1: well I'm not gonna you know what, Am I going 919 00:46:52,040 --> 00:46:55,759 Speaker 1: to pistol up someone with my dick? With my soft dick? 920 00:46:56,320 --> 00:47:00,440 Speaker 1: I won't even leave a mark. I am so I 921 00:47:00,480 --> 00:47:05,120 Speaker 1: cannot get comfortable. I'm just sweating constantly. I'm so sweaty. 922 00:47:05,160 --> 00:47:08,080 Speaker 1: I'm just like, I feel repulsive in my own skin. 923 00:47:08,200 --> 00:47:10,000 Speaker 1: I'm pam messling, like I'm about to start my period 924 00:47:10,040 --> 00:47:17,360 Speaker 1: and I'm just sweaty. Let's take a break and come back. Uh, 925 00:47:17,480 --> 00:47:23,080 Speaker 1: why do I care? Why do I care? Adam Sandler 926 00:47:23,200 --> 00:47:28,080 Speaker 1: throws his daughter a star studded butt mitzvah. Oh yeah, Spade? 927 00:47:28,200 --> 00:47:29,960 Speaker 1: Was that that? I think because the other night we 928 00:47:29,960 --> 00:47:33,040 Speaker 1: were texting or something and he was like, yeah, I 929 00:47:33,080 --> 00:47:35,640 Speaker 1: just loved the kids party, and he didn't say who. 930 00:47:35,760 --> 00:47:37,799 Speaker 1: He's so cool that he didn't tell me that he 931 00:47:37,840 --> 00:47:41,520 Speaker 1: was at this insanely awesome that I connected the dots 932 00:47:41,520 --> 00:47:44,120 Speaker 1: after I saw this headline, I'm like, god, damn it. Yes, 933 00:47:44,200 --> 00:47:50,440 Speaker 1: it's a candy themed birthday party with Jennifer Anniston, Charlie Pouth, Halsey, 934 00:47:51,040 --> 00:47:58,040 Speaker 1: Taylor Lautner and some TikTok stars involved invited. It's yeah, 935 00:47:58,040 --> 00:48:02,680 Speaker 1: it's been since he's been in in Nowhere Wolf Twilight movie. Yeah, 936 00:48:02,719 --> 00:48:05,400 Speaker 1: that's fun. I mean it is weird. Why Adam Sandler 937 00:48:05,400 --> 00:48:07,080 Speaker 1: and JN France in Our Front? I know that Pooth 938 00:48:07,160 --> 00:48:08,759 Speaker 1: is in there, like, I don't know how they got 939 00:48:08,800 --> 00:48:15,399 Speaker 1: to know him? Yeah, may I definitely my bar Mitz 940 00:48:15,960 --> 00:48:20,200 Speaker 1: I had to cutouts of baseball players. That's it? What really? Yeah? 941 00:48:20,200 --> 00:48:24,239 Speaker 1: Whose they can say go Mark McGuire bash brothers Mark McGuire, No, 942 00:48:24,400 --> 00:48:26,600 Speaker 1: but he was just cut like a cutout, I know, 943 00:48:26,680 --> 00:48:28,880 Speaker 1: but like a cardinal. No. No, this is when he 944 00:48:28,920 --> 00:48:33,040 Speaker 1: was on the a's theme was baseball? But why Mark 945 00:48:33,160 --> 00:48:36,240 Speaker 1: McGuire from Did anyone even know him before St? Louis? 946 00:48:36,280 --> 00:48:41,080 Speaker 1: I just loved his forearms as a kid. Was that 947 00:48:41,120 --> 00:48:44,480 Speaker 1: the only one they had at the shop? I don't Yeah, Actually, 948 00:48:44,520 --> 00:48:45,960 Speaker 1: the more I think about it, I don't think the 949 00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:47,880 Speaker 1: shop had a ton of options. I don't think it 950 00:48:47,920 --> 00:48:50,000 Speaker 1: was like a fat head back then. I think you 951 00:48:50,120 --> 00:48:52,080 Speaker 1: got what was in the shop. They can say it 952 00:48:52,200 --> 00:48:55,279 Speaker 1: such a great name. It's a great name, Mark mt 953 00:48:55,280 --> 00:48:58,160 Speaker 1: Wires and they're both like they're both steroid freaks that 954 00:48:58,239 --> 00:49:00,480 Speaker 1: hit the ball about seven hundred feet. Did you have 955 00:49:00,520 --> 00:49:04,279 Speaker 1: a theme for your bat Mitzvah? Noah, I did not 956 00:49:04,440 --> 00:49:07,760 Speaker 1: have about Mitzvah because I don't like being the center 957 00:49:07,800 --> 00:49:10,920 Speaker 1: of attention, so I never did any of them. Understand 958 00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:15,719 Speaker 1: you didn't go to graduation, didn't have abart Mitzvah. I 959 00:49:15,760 --> 00:49:20,600 Speaker 1: didn't want any of it. WHOA did it like birthday parties? 960 00:49:23,560 --> 00:49:27,520 Speaker 1: I was The truth is I was always really embarrassed 961 00:49:27,760 --> 00:49:31,239 Speaker 1: of our apartment, and to think that I would be 962 00:49:31,280 --> 00:49:34,920 Speaker 1: inviting kids from my class home mortified me. So I 963 00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:37,319 Speaker 1: was mortified. I would feel the same way. I kind 964 00:49:37,320 --> 00:49:39,640 Speaker 1: of felt that way with because it was all I 965 00:49:39,680 --> 00:49:42,440 Speaker 1: went on Christian school. They've never been to apartment, Like 966 00:49:42,480 --> 00:49:46,040 Speaker 1: it was like going to the moon for them. They 967 00:49:46,040 --> 00:49:49,960 Speaker 1: were like, I've never seen this many Jews, y'all. There's 968 00:49:49,960 --> 00:49:52,640 Speaker 1: more than they were hanging out with jose and Mark. Yeah. 969 00:49:52,680 --> 00:49:54,920 Speaker 1: They're like, well, yeah, we'll just fucking hang out with 970 00:49:54,920 --> 00:49:58,800 Speaker 1: the Christian guys. Yeah, oh my god. I just remember 971 00:49:58,840 --> 00:50:02,520 Speaker 1: being obsessed with of the dancers at the bar Mitzvah 972 00:50:02,719 --> 00:50:06,799 Speaker 1: party and just like following her everywhere. One of the dancers. Yeah, 973 00:50:06,840 --> 00:50:09,200 Speaker 1: one of the older dancers. What do you mean a dancer? 974 00:50:09,239 --> 00:50:11,520 Speaker 1: We had dancers at the party that got the ship 975 00:50:11,600 --> 00:50:14,359 Speaker 1: going with the DJ. Oh, so she was like an 976 00:50:14,360 --> 00:50:16,239 Speaker 1: older girl that was like iired as part of the 977 00:50:16,920 --> 00:50:19,640 Speaker 1: I did that a lot. Actually, Like there was a 978 00:50:19,719 --> 00:50:22,000 Speaker 1: there was a singer on a cruise when I was 979 00:50:22,040 --> 00:50:27,200 Speaker 1: like fourteen, who like I was really into and like, yeah, 980 00:50:27,200 --> 00:50:30,160 Speaker 1: they were like celebrities almost Yeah, I guess, so the 981 00:50:30,360 --> 00:50:32,799 Speaker 1: boy was subsessed. I wasn't paying attention at all to 982 00:50:32,840 --> 00:50:34,640 Speaker 1: the girls in my grade, and that was like my 983 00:50:34,840 --> 00:50:38,919 Speaker 1: time to shine. I just made some more unattainable who 984 00:50:38,960 --> 00:50:41,880 Speaker 1: the dancer? You had no chance and so there was 985 00:50:41,920 --> 00:50:46,120 Speaker 1: no you know, in a relationship or like like having 986 00:50:46,160 --> 00:50:47,960 Speaker 1: a celebrity crush, like you're never going to get them. 987 00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:52,920 Speaker 1: There's no like, there's no risk. Yeah, I was drunk, 988 00:50:53,200 --> 00:50:56,440 Speaker 1: so it wasn't in pedophilia. I one time with my sister, 989 00:50:56,520 --> 00:51:02,040 Speaker 1: which in Florida, so it didn't count. Oh right, Yeah, anyway, 990 00:51:02,400 --> 00:51:04,759 Speaker 1: I was with my sister in Florida. My dad was 991 00:51:04,760 --> 00:51:06,520 Speaker 1: at some capable convention. We got to go to this 992 00:51:06,560 --> 00:51:09,000 Speaker 1: amazing resort in Florida when I was a kid, and 993 00:51:09,320 --> 00:51:13,480 Speaker 1: they had this amazing party at this resort, and I'll 994 00:51:13,520 --> 00:51:17,160 Speaker 1: never forget they hired mermaids to swim in the pool 995 00:51:17,200 --> 00:51:20,520 Speaker 1: at night and just be like these mysterious mermaids, and 996 00:51:20,560 --> 00:51:22,879 Speaker 1: my sister and I were so creeped out but also 997 00:51:22,960 --> 00:51:25,000 Speaker 1: fascinated by them because they weren't like talking and they 998 00:51:25,040 --> 00:51:28,560 Speaker 1: were just like they were really swimming. They were like 999 00:51:28,760 --> 00:51:30,440 Speaker 1: it was such a cool thing to do with this 1000 00:51:30,960 --> 00:51:33,680 Speaker 1: beauteful that like you know, one of those pools that 1001 00:51:33,719 --> 00:51:36,200 Speaker 1: had different like channels and like so there were these 1002 00:51:36,239 --> 00:51:38,480 Speaker 1: mermaids were just they weren't talking to each other. They 1003 00:51:38,480 --> 00:51:40,840 Speaker 1: weren't talking, they were we didn't. We almost were like 1004 00:51:40,880 --> 00:51:44,200 Speaker 1: are they real mermaids? Like there was something And I 1005 00:51:44,200 --> 00:51:47,000 Speaker 1: just remember my sister and I being so creeped out 1006 00:51:47,080 --> 00:51:49,600 Speaker 1: yet intrigued. I mean, I'm still I am creeped out 1007 00:51:49,600 --> 00:51:53,160 Speaker 1: by anyone who's playing a character at a party, a 1008 00:51:53,320 --> 00:52:01,000 Speaker 1: mascot goofy. Yeah. I don't understand children. I understand children 1009 00:52:01,040 --> 00:52:03,319 Speaker 1: who like mascots less than I understand women who like 1010 00:52:03,520 --> 00:52:06,319 Speaker 1: redesigning closets. I feel less connected to children. I just 1011 00:52:06,360 --> 00:52:09,920 Speaker 1: couldn't understand why a child I want to walk up 1012 00:52:09,960 --> 00:52:12,600 Speaker 1: to someone who is clearly, first of all, not the 1013 00:52:12,640 --> 00:52:17,000 Speaker 1: cartoon you see on TV. This guy is it's way bigger, 1014 00:52:17,640 --> 00:52:20,520 Speaker 1: and it's made of cloth and like and it moves 1015 00:52:20,560 --> 00:52:23,960 Speaker 1: like a human. It's not like there's it's and it 1016 00:52:24,040 --> 00:52:26,200 Speaker 1: ruins the car cartoons is a world where it's like 1017 00:52:26,239 --> 00:52:29,640 Speaker 1: it's real. And then you take these characters out of 1018 00:52:29,680 --> 00:52:33,359 Speaker 1: the car. It's just like, what is this? Children who 1019 00:52:33,400 --> 00:52:36,560 Speaker 1: like that? Oh my god, can you imagine having to 1020 00:52:36,600 --> 00:52:39,600 Speaker 1: be a mermaid? And you're like either hungover to test 1021 00:52:39,719 --> 00:52:42,120 Speaker 1: your child an idiot, and I Q test for a 1022 00:52:42,200 --> 00:52:44,800 Speaker 1: child to see if it's actually thinks if your child 1023 00:52:44,920 --> 00:52:49,839 Speaker 1: likes mascots, you your child might be special, Like yeah, 1024 00:52:49,920 --> 00:52:52,800 Speaker 1: we'll probably make out with someone that thinks it's you. 1025 00:52:53,080 --> 00:52:55,440 Speaker 1: That's your kid if they like I mean, I just 1026 00:52:56,000 --> 00:52:57,799 Speaker 1: my sister and I were scared of those because we 1027 00:52:58,120 --> 00:53:01,600 Speaker 1: would We were cunning enough to know at these I 1028 00:53:01,600 --> 00:53:03,640 Speaker 1: don't even think Cunnings right, were to know that they 1029 00:53:03,640 --> 00:53:06,160 Speaker 1: were men in there even when we were little, and 1030 00:53:06,160 --> 00:53:07,799 Speaker 1: that even if we didn't know there were men, we 1031 00:53:07,840 --> 00:53:10,200 Speaker 1: knew there was something off about it. Like you're smart 1032 00:53:10,239 --> 00:53:12,360 Speaker 1: to me, I wasn't. I wasn't afraid of the person 1033 00:53:12,440 --> 00:53:16,640 Speaker 1: inside it. I didn't think that far ahead saying like, 1034 00:53:16,680 --> 00:53:19,879 Speaker 1: you just know it's off. There's something not right about it. 1035 00:53:19,880 --> 00:53:22,920 Speaker 1: It isn't Goofy, it isn't tweety Burt there, it's not 1036 00:53:24,120 --> 00:53:26,680 Speaker 1: it's it's not Mickey. That's something else and I don't 1037 00:53:26,719 --> 00:53:29,120 Speaker 1: like it, and it's better stay the funk away from me. 1038 00:53:29,160 --> 00:53:31,560 Speaker 1: I was you were watching the Dancer. I was watching 1039 00:53:31,600 --> 00:53:33,400 Speaker 1: Mickey the whole time. Like, I hope that guy does 1040 00:53:33,440 --> 00:53:36,440 Speaker 1: not come around here. I wouldn't get so scared. I 1041 00:53:36,480 --> 00:53:38,400 Speaker 1: like that you have an idea that there is a 1042 00:53:38,440 --> 00:53:41,120 Speaker 1: real Mickey and he's just not there. Yeah, like a 1043 00:53:41,160 --> 00:53:44,839 Speaker 1: cartoon world is real and this another realm. I didn't 1044 00:53:44,840 --> 00:53:48,320 Speaker 1: think it was like real, and like stay in the 1045 00:53:48,360 --> 00:53:56,320 Speaker 1: cartoon world. I don't want you walking around d a fan. 1046 00:53:57,280 --> 00:53:59,799 Speaker 1: Clowns are discussed. Clowns scared this ship out of me. 1047 00:53:59,840 --> 00:54:02,640 Speaker 1: It's another thing of like what are you? Are you 1048 00:54:02,680 --> 00:54:05,320 Speaker 1: a human or are you not well? Are you dancer? 1049 00:54:05,400 --> 00:54:08,840 Speaker 1: The movie it ruined it? Oh yeah, I mean it 1050 00:54:08,920 --> 00:54:11,000 Speaker 1: ruined what about the character and the Adams faithing. I 1051 00:54:11,040 --> 00:54:13,560 Speaker 1: liked that guy, the big thing of hair. I don't know. 1052 00:54:13,600 --> 00:54:16,879 Speaker 1: I loved Adam's family interesting. I don't know. I never 1053 00:54:16,880 --> 00:54:19,800 Speaker 1: really watched some of the parties though. All right, um, 1054 00:54:19,920 --> 00:54:22,960 Speaker 1: let's get to our Wednesday segment. It is time for 1055 00:54:25,880 --> 00:54:32,080 Speaker 1: Andrews to sink short story Circles segment. That guy sounds 1056 00:54:32,080 --> 00:54:35,520 Speaker 1: pretty cool. Yeah, he's a good guy. I haven't told 1057 00:54:35,600 --> 00:54:37,840 Speaker 1: I don't think I've told this story. And stop me 1058 00:54:37,880 --> 00:54:39,200 Speaker 1: if I'm wrong, but I think it could be fun, 1059 00:54:39,239 --> 00:54:42,279 Speaker 1: considering I was really fucked up when it happened. But 1060 00:54:42,760 --> 00:54:46,560 Speaker 1: you know the story. You cheated with Goofy. Yeah, Goofy's 1061 00:54:46,600 --> 00:54:50,759 Speaker 1: cock will Pluto peg me? But it was like, you 1062 00:54:50,760 --> 00:54:53,080 Speaker 1: know that Pluto is not a real isn't a dog? 1063 00:54:53,520 --> 00:54:55,960 Speaker 1: What is he? That's just a Pluto isn't a planet? 1064 00:54:56,040 --> 00:54:58,719 Speaker 1: Joke didn't really work. Well, he wasn't a dog for 1065 00:54:58,760 --> 00:55:00,320 Speaker 1: a year, and then we found out he was actually 1066 00:55:00,360 --> 00:55:02,480 Speaker 1: a dog, which is fucking wild. But he wasn't a 1067 00:55:02,480 --> 00:55:05,400 Speaker 1: dog for a year. Pluto the planet came back. I 1068 00:55:05,440 --> 00:55:12,880 Speaker 1: think I heard Pluto is just the guy the planet, 1069 00:55:13,120 --> 00:55:17,400 Speaker 1: some guy inside there Ji the next closest planet after Mars. 1070 00:55:17,600 --> 00:55:22,200 Speaker 1: You told me that. I think that. Well Jupiter, fucking dude, 1071 00:55:22,360 --> 00:55:24,879 Speaker 1: something's going on over there. What I mean, it's got 1072 00:55:24,880 --> 00:55:29,680 Speaker 1: a big old hole hurricanes. Yeah, dude, that fucking planets 1073 00:55:29,680 --> 00:55:32,560 Speaker 1: going off. Yeah, we'll get there. I mean, we go 1074 00:55:32,600 --> 00:55:34,640 Speaker 1: through each planet. I got it. I got a lot anyway, 1075 00:55:34,680 --> 00:55:37,720 Speaker 1: So the story, So I end up. I'm in New Orleans. 1076 00:55:38,080 --> 00:55:42,799 Speaker 1: I'm visiting back to college. Uh uh, you know, I 1077 00:55:42,840 --> 00:55:47,080 Speaker 1: came back. I'm I feel cool, but you don't. I'm 1078 00:55:47,160 --> 00:55:49,239 Speaker 1: just young enough where it's still cool to come back 1079 00:55:49,239 --> 00:55:52,160 Speaker 1: to college, you know what I mean. I think, yeah, 1080 00:55:52,160 --> 00:55:54,320 Speaker 1: I still had friends there. There's an age where it 1081 00:55:54,440 --> 00:55:59,400 Speaker 1: stops feeling cool and you start feeling like, like seven Predator, 1082 00:55:59,480 --> 00:56:02,319 Speaker 1: it was the last year there. I think it's when 1083 00:56:02,400 --> 00:56:05,920 Speaker 1: everyone that was in college when you were at college 1084 00:56:06,320 --> 00:56:10,440 Speaker 1: is now graduated. Yes, four years, yes, so I go back. 1085 00:56:10,920 --> 00:56:14,879 Speaker 1: I'm like twenty three. I never do ecstasy. Really, I've 1086 00:56:14,880 --> 00:56:17,000 Speaker 1: done it maybe twice in my life. I take it 1087 00:56:17,120 --> 00:56:20,799 Speaker 1: that night and I'm hanging with my two buddies. And 1088 00:56:21,320 --> 00:56:24,000 Speaker 1: did you take it because like you wanted? It was 1089 00:56:24,040 --> 00:56:25,799 Speaker 1: just a drug. There wasn't like, oh I want to 1090 00:56:25,840 --> 00:56:28,000 Speaker 1: feel I want to dance tonight, or you know, I 1091 00:56:28,040 --> 00:56:30,239 Speaker 1: just want to I think my two friends took it, 1092 00:56:30,320 --> 00:56:34,759 Speaker 1: so it was pure pressure and and so they took it. 1093 00:56:34,880 --> 00:56:39,360 Speaker 1: And then I remember seeing the lead singer Some forty 1094 00:56:39,400 --> 00:56:42,480 Speaker 1: one at a club before I even got to the bar, 1095 00:56:42,560 --> 00:56:44,719 Speaker 1: and being like, I was really into Some forty one. 1096 00:56:44,760 --> 00:56:46,439 Speaker 1: I don't know what it was. I was too old. 1097 00:56:46,480 --> 00:56:49,719 Speaker 1: Price was there one song I'm in too deep, I'm 1098 00:56:49,719 --> 00:56:52,759 Speaker 1: not trying, And they had love that you don't even know. 1099 00:56:52,880 --> 00:56:57,680 Speaker 1: The second the most popular song you're such a fan. 1100 00:56:57,760 --> 00:57:00,440 Speaker 1: You don't even know the second lyric the because that 1101 00:57:00,480 --> 00:57:03,520 Speaker 1: we move back in high school. Because I'm in too 1102 00:57:03,560 --> 00:57:08,359 Speaker 1: deep and I'm trying to sleep. No, just try, I'm 1103 00:57:08,400 --> 00:57:11,680 Speaker 1: in too deep. I know this and I don't even 1104 00:57:11,719 --> 00:57:16,440 Speaker 1: know some forty one something. I'm trying to keep what 1105 00:57:16,480 --> 00:57:23,800 Speaker 1: goes on thoughts in my head. Instead, I'm goings, you 1106 00:57:23,840 --> 00:57:25,840 Speaker 1: were not a some forty one fan. I don't believe it. 1107 00:57:26,720 --> 00:57:29,880 Speaker 1: I really was. There's an Indian guy. Know their chorus 1108 00:57:29,960 --> 00:57:32,760 Speaker 1: of the most popular song, even one word of it 1109 00:57:32,800 --> 00:57:37,080 Speaker 1: is absurd to me. How drunk I was, so I'm hammered. 1110 00:57:37,440 --> 00:57:40,560 Speaker 1: I'd take the ecstasy. I didn't really kick in that hard, 1111 00:57:41,040 --> 00:57:42,960 Speaker 1: but I see the lead singer and I'm like, I 1112 00:57:43,000 --> 00:57:45,040 Speaker 1: just knowed it that he was there, and I was like, wow, 1113 00:57:45,080 --> 00:57:47,240 Speaker 1: that's so cool. Then an hour later, I go to 1114 00:57:47,320 --> 00:57:50,640 Speaker 1: this bar called the Boot, which is the campus bar. 1115 00:57:50,760 --> 00:57:52,560 Speaker 1: I don't know if you had it at Kansas, where 1116 00:57:52,840 --> 00:57:55,320 Speaker 1: it was like the main bar where everyone went. There 1117 00:57:55,320 --> 00:57:58,080 Speaker 1: were fights there. It was it was the wild West 1118 00:57:58,200 --> 00:58:01,360 Speaker 1: for and if you were an outside going into this bar, 1119 00:58:01,480 --> 00:58:03,840 Speaker 1: I didn't care who you were. You're gonna get treated 1120 00:58:04,120 --> 00:58:06,880 Speaker 1: if you think you're better than anyone in college. People 1121 00:58:06,880 --> 00:58:10,280 Speaker 1: are so insecure they're gonna want to fight you or 1122 00:58:10,280 --> 00:58:13,240 Speaker 1: they're gonna want to embarrass you. So Derek Whibbley comes 1123 00:58:13,240 --> 00:58:16,160 Speaker 1: in and he's like the number one, like fuck everybody. 1124 00:58:16,200 --> 00:58:18,959 Speaker 1: I'm remember he had like the whole he's like dating 1125 00:58:19,000 --> 00:58:21,480 Speaker 1: Avril Levine. Yeah, he was flicking everyone off. He was 1126 00:58:21,520 --> 00:58:26,080 Speaker 1: like a punk. Okay, so you're not gonna punk us, 1127 00:58:26,120 --> 00:58:29,360 Speaker 1: you know, because we're looking where the punks. You can't 1128 00:58:29,360 --> 00:58:32,760 Speaker 1: punk a punk, like that's literally the thought process. So 1129 00:58:32,800 --> 00:58:34,040 Speaker 1: I go up to him and I'm like, dude, you're 1130 00:58:34,040 --> 00:58:36,880 Speaker 1: my favorite band. You're some forty one. I fucking love you. 1131 00:58:36,880 --> 00:58:38,760 Speaker 1: You're like the Beatles for me. I love that one 1132 00:58:38,760 --> 00:58:41,720 Speaker 1: song I'm in Too Deep you keep you finish it. 1133 00:58:41,920 --> 00:58:45,320 Speaker 1: And then um and and he's like, all right, come 1134 00:58:45,320 --> 00:58:47,360 Speaker 1: find me later and I'll give you tickets for the show. 1135 00:58:48,680 --> 00:58:51,160 Speaker 1: I go, all right, dude, that's awesome. So I'm back 1136 00:58:51,200 --> 00:58:54,160 Speaker 1: with glow sticks whatever fucking I don't know, like just 1137 00:58:54,560 --> 00:58:58,120 Speaker 1: feeling the fucking whatever bon Jovie music. And then my 1138 00:58:58,160 --> 00:58:59,880 Speaker 1: buddy went up to Derek Whibbley and he was on 1139 00:59:00,000 --> 00:59:04,080 Speaker 1: cocaine and again like this is this, Oh before this, 1140 00:59:04,200 --> 00:59:07,200 Speaker 1: they gave him a shot of piss. The bartender gave 1141 00:59:07,240 --> 00:59:11,160 Speaker 1: some forty one and all their friends piss shots. Who's 1142 00:59:11,160 --> 00:59:16,560 Speaker 1: piss the bartender's piss no where what they know they 1143 00:59:16,600 --> 00:59:20,120 Speaker 1: didn't order it sounds the kind of bar. I know, 1144 00:59:20,160 --> 00:59:22,000 Speaker 1: this is the kind of bars that we're talking about, 1145 00:59:22,120 --> 00:59:23,960 Speaker 1: because they were just like, these guys are famous, and 1146 00:59:24,240 --> 00:59:26,640 Speaker 1: they're famous, let him a shot of a cold piss, 1147 00:59:26,680 --> 00:59:28,560 Speaker 1: and they're so jealous because they're getting laid more than 1148 00:59:28,600 --> 00:59:31,240 Speaker 1: they are. Yeah, and they're fucking are Levine and he's 1149 00:59:31,280 --> 00:59:36,160 Speaker 1: a millionaire. Let's give him Welcome to New Orleans, millionaire. 1150 00:59:36,280 --> 00:59:38,160 Speaker 1: And he kind of liked the piss. I'm not gonna lie. 1151 00:59:38,400 --> 00:59:40,240 Speaker 1: It seemed like he enjoyed it a millionaire. Do you 1152 00:59:40,280 --> 00:59:42,360 Speaker 1: saw him take the piss? Yeah, he took the piss. 1153 00:59:43,080 --> 00:59:45,040 Speaker 1: I'm not taking the piss out of you. He took it. 1154 00:59:46,160 --> 00:59:51,960 Speaker 1: He loved it. Pistol So, uh, he takes the piss. 1155 00:59:52,000 --> 00:59:53,400 Speaker 1: My buddy goes up to me. He's like, holy shit, 1156 00:59:53,520 --> 00:59:57,400 Speaker 1: you're that band you seeing all the small things And 1157 00:59:58,600 --> 01:00:00,200 Speaker 1: he didn't really know if he was sucking. You did 1158 01:00:00,280 --> 01:00:02,840 Speaker 1: better with that song, by the way, because I didn't 1159 01:00:02,840 --> 01:00:06,440 Speaker 1: get into second all the small things true care true things. 1160 01:00:06,960 --> 01:00:12,040 Speaker 1: I'll take one. Look, you're my best. So he goes, 1161 01:00:12,080 --> 01:00:15,000 Speaker 1: that's not my song. My buddy goes, oh dude, my bad, 1162 01:00:15,360 --> 01:00:17,400 Speaker 1: my bad, and he leaves because your buddy trying to 1163 01:00:17,400 --> 01:00:20,800 Speaker 1: work with him. Yes, okay, piece of ship. They're all 1164 01:00:20,840 --> 01:00:23,960 Speaker 1: pieces of ship in this bar. Were just trolling these 1165 01:00:24,000 --> 01:00:27,840 Speaker 1: poor guys from some forty one ye Did they ask 1166 01:00:27,920 --> 01:00:30,240 Speaker 1: them if they wanted to be in a fraternity? Is it? 1167 01:00:30,360 --> 01:00:35,840 Speaker 1: That guy is probably that guy's friend. So they're also jealous. 1168 01:00:35,920 --> 01:00:38,120 Speaker 1: This happens to me all the time to famous men. 1169 01:00:38,200 --> 01:00:42,160 Speaker 1: Like people are so rude to famous guys because they 1170 01:00:42,240 --> 01:00:45,680 Speaker 1: are so jealousy getting more possy than them. That's all 1171 01:00:45,720 --> 01:00:47,920 Speaker 1: it was. And it was just like they want the 1172 01:00:47,960 --> 01:00:51,080 Speaker 1: story of I'm the guy that took down the celebrity. 1173 01:00:51,320 --> 01:00:53,960 Speaker 1: So he goes back to Derek Whibley and he goes, dude, 1174 01:00:54,040 --> 01:00:58,240 Speaker 1: you sing Stacy's mom got it? Go in on your 1175 01:00:58,320 --> 01:01:00,640 Speaker 1: all at one and and he is, that's not my 1176 01:01:00,680 --> 01:01:03,600 Speaker 1: fucking song. He's catching on now that the guy's working 1177 01:01:03,640 --> 01:01:06,960 Speaker 1: with him. He picks his nose and flicks off my buddy, 1178 01:01:07,080 --> 01:01:09,960 Speaker 1: and my buddy picks his nose and flicks him. This 1179 01:01:10,440 --> 01:01:15,280 Speaker 1: king Lear, it's like an old like a Shakespearean like 1180 01:01:15,720 --> 01:01:18,440 Speaker 1: you know they used to like like I bite my 1181 01:01:18,480 --> 01:01:22,200 Speaker 1: tongue at you where I bite my my thumb. Yeah, 1182 01:01:22,240 --> 01:01:25,160 Speaker 1: that's exactly. I'm watching on ecstasy and I'm just like 1183 01:01:25,240 --> 01:01:28,240 Speaker 1: what is going? Like how is this real life? You know? 1184 01:01:28,880 --> 01:01:31,680 Speaker 1: And then Derek Whibley takes his drink and threw it 1185 01:01:31,840 --> 01:01:35,000 Speaker 1: in my friend Joe's face? Was this all inside? And 1186 01:01:35,040 --> 01:01:39,680 Speaker 1: don't really like? Loud girls trying to get around this 1187 01:01:39,720 --> 01:01:42,440 Speaker 1: guy because he's famous, are like easy. This bar is 1188 01:01:42,480 --> 01:01:45,000 Speaker 1: so out of control that like you don't really know 1189 01:01:45,080 --> 01:01:47,920 Speaker 1: what's really like how did you even know something? Forty? 1190 01:01:48,040 --> 01:01:50,080 Speaker 1: Like you recognize the guy because you're such a fan 1191 01:01:51,200 --> 01:01:55,800 Speaker 1: and he had really spiky hair. I saw him earlier 1192 01:01:55,800 --> 01:01:57,800 Speaker 1: in the night. Oh that's right, but like earlier in 1193 01:01:57,800 --> 01:02:00,960 Speaker 1: the night, did you know ship it's Derek, Yeah, the 1194 01:02:00,960 --> 01:02:02,800 Speaker 1: holy ship, that's Derek Whibley. Dud, you got a leather 1195 01:02:02,880 --> 01:02:04,920 Speaker 1: jacket on and fox our levine kind of thing? Did 1196 01:02:04,960 --> 01:02:07,520 Speaker 1: you get a leather jacket? Later that week, I took 1197 01:02:07,600 --> 01:02:12,760 Speaker 1: his so so no so so. Then the fight didn't 1198 01:02:12,760 --> 01:02:14,760 Speaker 1: start inside the bar. They both get kicked out of 1199 01:02:14,800 --> 01:02:19,080 Speaker 1: the bar. You have Derek Whibbley and like maybe twenty 1200 01:02:19,240 --> 01:02:22,360 Speaker 1: random people that want to fight for you know, a 1201 01:02:22,360 --> 01:02:24,439 Speaker 1: lot of people stick up for a celebrity just because 1202 01:02:24,440 --> 01:02:27,000 Speaker 1: he's a celebrity, you know. And they all have like 1203 01:02:27,080 --> 01:02:29,480 Speaker 1: chain wallets like that's how you know. There to some 1204 01:02:29,600 --> 01:02:31,800 Speaker 1: forty one. And then you have all these frat guys 1205 01:02:32,720 --> 01:02:35,680 Speaker 1: that are all pieces of ship wanting to fight. These 1206 01:02:35,720 --> 01:02:37,640 Speaker 1: twenty like kind of and I would say they were 1207 01:02:37,640 --> 01:02:40,800 Speaker 1: more nerdy, you know, And they're about to fight, and 1208 01:02:40,840 --> 01:02:46,200 Speaker 1: it's like fucking like insane, like like testosterone like crazy. 1209 01:02:46,360 --> 01:02:50,040 Speaker 1: And I'm like, I get this idea that I'm gonna solve. 1210 01:02:50,600 --> 01:02:55,640 Speaker 1: I'm gonna exta, I'm gonna freaking Buddha this thing. I'm 1211 01:02:55,680 --> 01:02:58,640 Speaker 1: gonna DOLLI Lama and I get in the middle. It's like, no, dude, 1212 01:02:59,760 --> 01:03:03,120 Speaker 1: this is like one of my favorite bands. I don't 1213 01:03:03,120 --> 01:03:07,560 Speaker 1: think we should fight, Joe. They're good guys, and like, 1214 01:03:07,680 --> 01:03:09,960 Speaker 1: I don't know if they thought I was being sarcastic 1215 01:03:10,000 --> 01:03:14,160 Speaker 1: because I was so like nice and like I think 1216 01:03:14,160 --> 01:03:17,280 Speaker 1: they're just done being fucked with. Yeah, so you're telling 1217 01:03:17,320 --> 01:03:20,520 Speaker 1: your friends back off them. I'm telling everyone back back off. 1218 01:03:20,840 --> 01:03:23,480 Speaker 1: This is this is not the fight you want. These 1219 01:03:23,480 --> 01:03:26,440 Speaker 1: are good guys that played they have that one song 1220 01:03:26,760 --> 01:03:30,720 Speaker 1: that I kind of know, and Joe's like whatever. So 1221 01:03:30,800 --> 01:03:33,920 Speaker 1: then the guy next to fucking Derek Whibley, also in 1222 01:03:33,920 --> 01:03:37,840 Speaker 1: a leather jacket, pushes me, and I was on extasy. 1223 01:03:37,840 --> 01:03:40,520 Speaker 1: I was like, oh yeah, you know, yeah, yeah, yeah, 1224 01:03:40,800 --> 01:03:44,160 Speaker 1: he slapped with your cock. So no, so he hits 1225 01:03:44,200 --> 01:03:48,040 Speaker 1: me and I I didn't know how to respond. All 1226 01:03:48,080 --> 01:03:53,040 Speaker 1: I did, I just I threw him, I like, like 1227 01:03:53,080 --> 01:03:55,600 Speaker 1: a little kid. This guy might have been a hundred 1228 01:03:55,640 --> 01:03:59,360 Speaker 1: fifteen pounds. So the leather jack the guy flew, I'm 1229 01:03:59,360 --> 01:04:01,840 Speaker 1: not kidding, like seven Like there was a time where 1230 01:04:01,840 --> 01:04:05,120 Speaker 1: he was in the air and it was quiet, you 1231 01:04:05,120 --> 01:04:07,240 Speaker 1: know what I mean, Like there was like it was 1232 01:04:07,280 --> 01:04:10,760 Speaker 1: all slow mo. Yeah, it was like a like a 1233 01:04:10,760 --> 01:04:14,240 Speaker 1: tumbleweed went by. And then he hits his head on 1234 01:04:14,320 --> 01:04:18,400 Speaker 1: the car and he's knocked out, and everyone it's just quiet, 1235 01:04:18,680 --> 01:04:20,920 Speaker 1: like you could hear a pin drop literally, And I 1236 01:04:21,000 --> 01:04:25,240 Speaker 1: just turned it Derek Quibbly and I go, So you 1237 01:04:25,280 --> 01:04:29,400 Speaker 1: think I could still get tickets for tomorrow's show right after? 1238 01:04:29,440 --> 01:04:31,600 Speaker 1: This happened right after And I'm not kidding, I don't 1239 01:04:31,720 --> 01:04:35,080 Speaker 1: understand why that would happen. Well, he told me to 1240 01:04:35,120 --> 01:04:37,720 Speaker 1: come find him later for to get tickets for the shoe. 1241 01:04:37,880 --> 01:04:39,680 Speaker 1: So you look over at his the friend you just 1242 01:04:39,720 --> 01:04:42,000 Speaker 1: threw his head on the sidewalk, bleeding, and then you 1243 01:04:42,040 --> 01:04:45,760 Speaker 1: just did you realize it was funny to do that. Okay, 1244 01:04:45,880 --> 01:04:47,800 Speaker 1: so you're being funny. I was being funny, But I 1245 01:04:47,840 --> 01:04:51,800 Speaker 1: was also like, like I really wanted to be his friend, 1246 01:04:51,880 --> 01:04:54,120 Speaker 1: Like I still because maybe I was in ecstasy, Like 1247 01:04:54,200 --> 01:04:56,320 Speaker 1: I still wanted him to even though that was his friend. 1248 01:04:56,360 --> 01:04:59,200 Speaker 1: You just threw yes, yes, but he hit me first, 1249 01:04:59,280 --> 01:05:02,080 Speaker 1: So I thought it would have seen that. You know what, 1250 01:05:02,160 --> 01:05:06,320 Speaker 1: You're a better friend to me than this guy. I 1251 01:05:06,400 --> 01:05:08,640 Speaker 1: know what you got? Yeah? Yeah, what if he was 1252 01:05:08,680 --> 01:05:11,160 Speaker 1: like backstage, man, do you want do you want to 1253 01:05:11,160 --> 01:05:13,960 Speaker 1: share my letter jacket? He takes it off and he 1254 01:05:14,000 --> 01:05:15,320 Speaker 1: just puts it on you, and you feel like you're 1255 01:05:15,360 --> 01:05:21,040 Speaker 1: part of the I'm part of like the reasearch and anyways, 1256 01:05:21,040 --> 01:05:27,000 Speaker 1: so final thought, I guess I keep saying, thought, I um, 1257 01:05:27,080 --> 01:05:30,760 Speaker 1: he goes, no, dude, you killed my friend or like 1258 01:05:30,800 --> 01:05:32,480 Speaker 1: he said you hurt my friend or something, and I 1259 01:05:32,520 --> 01:05:34,880 Speaker 1: was like I was like, yeah, sorry about that, and 1260 01:05:34,920 --> 01:05:37,520 Speaker 1: then a fight just breaks out and the brawl breaks out, 1261 01:05:37,880 --> 01:05:41,560 Speaker 1: like full on brawl and all these like some forty 1262 01:05:41,560 --> 01:05:44,160 Speaker 1: one guys are getting beat up like it's bad, like 1263 01:05:44,200 --> 01:05:47,040 Speaker 1: people are getting knocked out, like straight out wild weast 1264 01:05:47,080 --> 01:05:50,360 Speaker 1: ship and where are you. I'm not fighting, I'm at 1265 01:05:50,360 --> 01:05:58,480 Speaker 1: that point. I really, I'm already at the stadium. I'm in. 1266 01:05:58,640 --> 01:06:00,560 Speaker 1: I'm talking to a security guy, like, dude, the show 1267 01:06:00,640 --> 01:06:02,360 Speaker 1: is not for three days, like I'm no, no, but 1268 01:06:02,360 --> 01:06:06,200 Speaker 1: I know hang out. I guess it was the day 1269 01:06:06,200 --> 01:06:08,640 Speaker 1: before you hang out in New Orleans. So I end up. 1270 01:06:08,840 --> 01:06:14,360 Speaker 1: So then Derek Whibley runs away and if you've seen Braveheart, 1271 01:06:14,560 --> 01:06:17,440 Speaker 1: you know, like the king that gets away from and 1272 01:06:17,520 --> 01:06:20,880 Speaker 1: sees all the people fighting for him die, and he's like, 1273 01:06:21,880 --> 01:06:27,040 Speaker 1: he's cowardly, cowardly, and he's like three maybe like a 1274 01:06:27,120 --> 01:06:31,360 Speaker 1: hundred yards away, which would be three feet. So he's like, 1275 01:06:31,720 --> 01:06:34,080 Speaker 1: and he's flicking us all off with the guy that 1276 01:06:34,160 --> 01:06:38,880 Speaker 1: I pushed, and he's flicking us off the no, I 1277 01:06:38,920 --> 01:06:44,400 Speaker 1: hope not maybe later from natural CAUs. So he's flicking 1278 01:06:44,480 --> 01:06:48,320 Speaker 1: us all off. And then for some reason, my ego 1279 01:06:48,480 --> 01:06:54,600 Speaker 1: now is hurt because I didn't get his friendship. Yeah, 1280 01:06:54,600 --> 01:06:56,200 Speaker 1: I did get his friendship. It's not about the ticket 1281 01:06:56,240 --> 01:06:59,080 Speaker 1: of the show. It's about him liking me, and so 1282 01:06:59,160 --> 01:07:03,440 Speaker 1: I run towards him. But even on ecstasy, I'm slower 1283 01:07:03,480 --> 01:07:06,360 Speaker 1: than my two friends that ran past me and just 1284 01:07:06,400 --> 01:07:09,640 Speaker 1: started fighting the one guy that I already like, Plus 1285 01:07:09,760 --> 01:07:12,919 Speaker 1: where are they picture them up on like a yeah, 1286 01:07:13,120 --> 01:07:16,880 Speaker 1: like where are they? They're actually just near the library. 1287 01:07:18,520 --> 01:07:22,160 Speaker 1: So they start fighting and my buddy starts beating up 1288 01:07:22,160 --> 01:07:24,680 Speaker 1: Derek Whibbley. Now he's getting He's like I just remember 1289 01:07:24,720 --> 01:07:31,120 Speaker 1: him going dude, no, dude, no ship got his ass? 1290 01:07:30,440 --> 01:07:33,240 Speaker 1: Who really did he? Was he able to perform the 1291 01:07:33,280 --> 01:07:37,720 Speaker 1: next night? I never looked into it, you really did 1292 01:07:37,760 --> 01:07:39,800 Speaker 1: you ever look at like maybe he's told this story 1293 01:07:39,840 --> 01:07:42,920 Speaker 1: before somewhere or so. Yeah, so that so that so 1294 01:07:43,280 --> 01:07:45,840 Speaker 1: I found there. So the next day Page six wrote 1295 01:07:45,880 --> 01:07:48,560 Speaker 1: an article because my friend called it in and it 1296 01:07:48,720 --> 01:07:53,040 Speaker 1: said some forty one gets taste of Southern Discomfort and 1297 01:07:53,400 --> 01:08:02,840 Speaker 1: yeah it's Themaan Punker. Yeah yeah, so that's you can find. 1298 01:08:03,120 --> 01:08:06,360 Speaker 1: It's hard to find the story for some reason under 1299 01:08:06,400 --> 01:08:10,120 Speaker 1: that name because it was written in three before the internet. 1300 01:08:11,240 --> 01:08:16,240 Speaker 1: It's so funny like stuff when you read articles from online, 1301 01:08:16,280 --> 01:08:18,760 Speaker 1: you're like, how do they digitize this? Like there is 1302 01:08:18,840 --> 01:08:21,639 Speaker 1: just yeah, things get buried. Yeah, so so we couldn't 1303 01:08:21,680 --> 01:08:24,960 Speaker 1: find that. I can't find that. I'm sure someone could 1304 01:08:25,000 --> 01:08:27,920 Speaker 1: probably find it. But there's another article where he talks 1305 01:08:27,960 --> 01:08:31,400 Speaker 1: about how these frat guys fought him in New Orleans. 1306 01:08:31,520 --> 01:08:34,920 Speaker 1: Oh there's uh so, I I looked online in the 1307 01:08:34,960 --> 01:08:38,679 Speaker 1: news some forty one cancels tour while Derek Whibley recovers 1308 01:08:38,720 --> 01:08:41,879 Speaker 1: from attack. But this happened in a bar in Japan. 1309 01:08:42,800 --> 01:08:46,720 Speaker 1: I guess this is something they do. Maybe maybe I 1310 01:08:46,760 --> 01:08:53,280 Speaker 1: was in Japan, Yeah, could have been in Japanese. Yeah, 1311 01:08:53,439 --> 01:08:58,000 Speaker 1: maybe what's the next layerco? I think you're turning Japanese? 1312 01:08:58,520 --> 01:09:01,000 Speaker 1: You never heard that one? At the I'm turning Japanese. 1313 01:09:01,000 --> 01:09:05,519 Speaker 1: I think I'm turning Japanese. I really thinks. So you've 1314 01:09:05,520 --> 01:09:08,080 Speaker 1: never heard that song? Maybe I didn't know. Have you 1315 01:09:08,080 --> 01:09:12,400 Speaker 1: ever heard? It's about masturbating? Really, well, what's the course 1316 01:09:12,760 --> 01:09:15,439 Speaker 1: I'm turning Japanese? I think I'm turning Japanese? That really 1317 01:09:15,479 --> 01:09:22,600 Speaker 1: think sons turning Japanese? That Japanese? That really thinks basically, Yeah, 1318 01:09:22,920 --> 01:09:26,439 Speaker 1: I don't whoa this is like my It's an eighties song, 1319 01:09:26,479 --> 01:09:28,519 Speaker 1: but it's like was played so much. It's like such 1320 01:09:28,560 --> 01:09:32,120 Speaker 1: a just like a campy song that people are like 1321 01:09:32,439 --> 01:09:35,439 Speaker 1: they play a lot in movies like it's it's really 1322 01:09:35,479 --> 01:09:37,720 Speaker 1: well known. That reminds me of my joke where it's 1323 01:09:37,760 --> 01:09:42,640 Speaker 1: like any time the song saved tonight, saved tonight. I 1324 01:09:42,640 --> 01:09:44,320 Speaker 1: think it's funny to just go, what is the song? 1325 01:09:44,400 --> 01:09:46,479 Speaker 1: I never heard of this and people go, no, you 1326 01:09:46,520 --> 01:09:48,519 Speaker 1: don't know. I never heard it, But I really never 1327 01:09:48,560 --> 01:09:51,280 Speaker 1: heard that. I cannot believe that has missed you. That's 1328 01:09:51,360 --> 01:09:53,680 Speaker 1: really good, But I didn't know he was saying, Japanese 1329 01:09:54,960 --> 01:09:59,640 Speaker 1: doesn't if dinner no, ain't dain't dn'tdn't, didn't, if that 1330 01:09:59,680 --> 01:10:01,880 Speaker 1: doesn't ring a belt to you, because I'm pretty I 1331 01:10:01,920 --> 01:10:04,320 Speaker 1: think I'm even on key on that. Can I ask question? 1332 01:10:04,400 --> 01:10:07,519 Speaker 1: Did you ever look at marian is dying? Marian? What's 1333 01:10:07,520 --> 01:10:10,439 Speaker 1: going on with you? What is your tail? A wagon? 1334 01:10:11,280 --> 01:10:15,880 Speaker 1: Look at her little tail going? Did you ever see 1335 01:10:15,920 --> 01:10:20,640 Speaker 1: a celebrity or remember media celebrity before you got in 1336 01:10:20,640 --> 01:10:23,720 Speaker 1: the comedy? See what every day in the mirror um 1337 01:10:23,840 --> 01:10:29,360 Speaker 1: before I got into comedy. That's a good question. Maybe 1338 01:10:29,479 --> 01:10:32,120 Speaker 1: we'll talk about it on my next episode Mickey Glazer Podcast, 1339 01:10:32,280 --> 01:10:38,080 Speaker 1: Guys Do Not be Kid And I was gonna do 1340 01:10:38,160 --> 01:10:39,080 Speaker 1: for us really