Speaker 1: The Nicky Glazer Here Nick Hello, here I am. It's
Speaker 1: The Nicky Glazer Podcast. Welcome to the show. Rounding out
Speaker 1: the week Thursday show. We did a full week of
Speaker 1: shows this week. It feels I feel accomplished. The past
Speaker 1: couple of weeks, I've been skipping, you know, here and there.
Speaker 1: It's just been tough to get them all in it.
Speaker 1: We've done Monday through Thursday. Boom boom, boom boom, getting
Speaker 1: them all out. UM love doing the show. Still remind
Speaker 1: everyone that I could be sometimes bitch a lot. I
Speaker 1: actually I had a call with my everything but the show.
Speaker 1: But because much like family and friends, like when you're
Speaker 1: when you are um stressed and like in a bad
Speaker 1: mood in life is getting at you, you like, take
Speaker 1: it out on the thing you love the most, that
Speaker 1: you know will always be there for you. The best
Speaker 1: peas lose out on me when I'm busy. That's the
Speaker 1: first thing to go because I know you'll understand and
Speaker 1: I know you'll always love me. It's kind of the
Speaker 1: same thing. I even had a discussion with my managers,
Speaker 1: my agents, managers and agents the other day on the
Speaker 1: phone and we're just going over all like the beats
Speaker 1: of my career and they, you know, the last thing
Speaker 1: was like, and how's the podcast? And I was like,
Speaker 1: I love it, no complaints. Let's like it's awesome, and
Speaker 1: you know, they're surprised that I can fit that in
Speaker 1: with everything else. They're like, four days you got you're
Speaker 1: doing okay, and I'm like, yeah, it's Honestly, when on
Speaker 1: a rough week, it's it's just another thing. And then
Speaker 1: sometimes it will be like okay, I gotta do that,
Speaker 1: But the second I start doing it, never am I like, like,
Speaker 1: it's always fun the whole time, and four days and
Speaker 1: when I don't have anything going on, it is the best.
Speaker 1: It's it's good all around. I like that it gives
Speaker 1: my life structure. Even if it's a little bit of structure.
Speaker 1: At least I have something to look forward to each day. Yes,
Speaker 1: I love doing it, and four days verse two days,
Speaker 1: two days. I have another pod I do one day
Speaker 1: a week. That feels harder sometimes in doing this for
Speaker 1: day I don't know what it is about repetitiveness and
Speaker 1: doing more that becomes easier because it becomes a habit. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I always say, like when I've done podcasts for one
Speaker 1: day a week and for some reason, they really like
Speaker 1: it comes around you're like, oh God, that's why I
Speaker 1: don't do guitar lessons anymore. Voice lessons like this one
Speaker 1: a week thing. For some reason. When you get it done,
Speaker 1: you go, oh, I have a whole week before I
Speaker 1: have to do it again. And it's like it's there
Speaker 1: the next day and it's like always, you just dread
Speaker 1: this part of your week because you didn't do enough
Speaker 1: prep for it. If it's every day, you don't have
Speaker 1: an if you didn't do prep. But like makes sense
Speaker 1: because it's every day, I do more things because then
Speaker 1: the quality doesn't act like there's not a bunch of
Speaker 1: there's If it's one a week, people are like, this
Speaker 1: better be the best thing ever. But if there's four
Speaker 1: a week, you can go, well, it's not if you
Speaker 1: don't like it, because I do four a week. It's
Speaker 1: like a defense. I get it. I get it. Can
Speaker 1: I read you um a review? Which I don't read
Speaker 1: the reviews on the show because I'm I'm you know,
Speaker 1: like I do what you do. I just like blur
Speaker 1: my eyes. But this one Andrew does. Yeah, Andrew does
Speaker 1: recognize this one. Just do four words. I'll finish the sentence. Okay,
Speaker 1: I just want to say I love Nikki's energy on
Speaker 1: this show. She always seems so happy to be I
Speaker 1: just want to say thank you to Nikki for coming
Speaker 1: for coming up with the four days a week radio show.
Speaker 1: Like feel to this podcast. I'm a huge fan, look
Speaker 1: forward to it. Yeada, yeada. I don't have to keep
Speaker 1: keep reading the rest. But I like that they recognized
Speaker 1: it was like kind of a radio format, because that's
Speaker 1: that's what you wanted. That is what I wanted. I like,
Speaker 1: I like something every day, and even when I have
Speaker 1: a pod or like have a podcast I listened to,
Speaker 1: I get sad when it's just once a week and
Speaker 1: then they take they'll take a break, and it's like
Speaker 1: two weeks without something. It's too long. Also, people work
Speaker 1: every day. They want something every day. Work every day.
Speaker 1: To do a ledger on fucking Microsoft Excel. What's a ledger? He?
Speaker 1: Uh my friend? You know my boy? Yeah, your boy
Speaker 1: that you saw all over Europe. Yeah, God God bless him. Uh.
Speaker 1: Alleger is like, did you ever do Excel in college?
Speaker 1: I guess you're you're English? Remember, like having to learn
Speaker 1: how to do a spreadsheet in college or something like
Speaker 1: you know, you learn Excel. I was in this Excel class.
Speaker 1: It wasn't like Excel, like yeah it was. It was
Speaker 1: you know and and and like I cheated on everything,
Speaker 1: but you couldn't cheat in this class because like there
Speaker 1: was like a test like at the end you had
Speaker 1: to like you need to build something. You have to build.
Speaker 1: And with Excel everything connects so like you can't just
Speaker 1: like type in and and plug and play like put
Speaker 1: a number in like you have to like all it's
Speaker 1: all functions and like it all comes together. Like my
Speaker 1: brother who does finance, he can literally write on it
Speaker 1: like he's typing normally and it all connects like everything
Speaker 1: like limitless ship, like yeah, it's like a secret language.
Speaker 1: Yes yeah. And I didn't do it at all and
Speaker 1: it came time to the final and did I just
Speaker 1: tried to plug And you're like you didn't. You can't
Speaker 1: just put something so confusing programming class to where you
Speaker 1: would like do a little bit of coding like very basic.
Speaker 1: I forget the program it was. What it did do though,
Speaker 1: is like you kind of teach me what coding is,
Speaker 1: Like it gave like I would have you know how
Speaker 1: You're like you don't don't end to do that, you know,
Speaker 1: like you like, no, don't do that. Come on, let's
Speaker 1: over there. Well, it's like there's that Internet language that
Speaker 1: makes things do. Like when I think about algorithms and like, okay,
Speaker 1: they it makes me understand. They create a code that's
Speaker 1: like everyone that hyped in this then run that against
Speaker 1: like I just I understand. I don't understand how it's done,
Speaker 1: but there's I guess I understand the theory behind it.
Speaker 1: I think sometimes we give thislike nerdy ship too much
Speaker 1: credit where we could learn. I really think if we
Speaker 1: you can learn anything, if you care enough about it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I just I couldn't care. I hear the word code
Speaker 1: and I'd rather learn. I don't know how to blow
Speaker 1: a hamster or something like just anything other than the
Speaker 1: word code. I don't know why. Some words just really
Speaker 1: bother me and I don't want to learn about them.
Speaker 1: Coding you don't want to learn. But I thought you,
Speaker 1: like math, I was just better at it. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: I did it. It's so funny. You probably are good
Speaker 1: at math, and you just will never access that part
Speaker 1: of your brain because you just came up with a
Speaker 1: cure for something for blowing a hamster pox. I could
Speaker 1: have done something with this phrase probably that would really
Speaker 1: use whatever virus that would release into the population from
Speaker 1: you blowing amster. I could probably learn how to spread
Speaker 1: more COVID like whatever disease. I could probably learn a
Speaker 1: gene code that would make it worse. Just what we'd
Speaker 1: be capable of if we just had interested in it.
Speaker 1: I mean, that's that's why it's so important to encourage
Speaker 1: young kids to be like, you're good at this, and
Speaker 1: like make them feel give them selves worth from being
Speaker 1: like exceptional at something, because having a passion for coding
Speaker 1: it's not something that is easy as having a passion
Speaker 1: for you know, I know there are some people that
Speaker 1: do have a passionboard just innately, but especially girls like engineering.
Speaker 1: That's what you always hear, what do you oh, the
Speaker 1: wage gap? Well, women don't learn engineering. That's always something
Speaker 1: you hear. Good, like, good for you for not learning
Speaker 1: like you No, no, I'm not getting I'm kidding. But like,
Speaker 1: if you are feeling that and you're into it, it's
Speaker 1: not a boys thing engineering, Well the reason they don't
Speaker 1: feel it is because they don't get encouraged because it's
Speaker 1: a boy's thing, and so girls aren't girls are told like, oh,
Speaker 1: you're drawing is pretty, but they're not told that. I
Speaker 1: think women would make unbelievable architects. Are women architects out
Speaker 1: there examples of them. My grandmother lives in architects and
Speaker 1: an engineer, So really your argument andrew your grandmother? First
Speaker 1: of all, I think your grandma did a little bit
Speaker 1: of becoming like that's that's pretty impressive for a woman
Speaker 1: I'm guessing who is probably would be in her nineties now. Well,
Speaker 1: she she passed away like twenty years ago. She also
Speaker 1: survived Auschwitz. So Jesus Christ, she became an engineer and
Speaker 1: an architect. What did she design? Um? She worked for
Speaker 1: an architecture firm and then she started engineering Rhodes. Would
Speaker 1: she tell you the story about Ashwitz? Yeah? Would you?
Speaker 1: Did you talk to Harder architecture school or I'm which
Speaker 1: I could ask that question, but really, did she tell
Speaker 1: you the story of um? Steven Spielberg In the nineties
Speaker 1: he collected stories of the Holocaust survivors and her story
Speaker 1: is in there, and I was able to find it
Speaker 1: in the archives. The only problem is that she tells
Speaker 1: it in Romanian and I tried to get my dad
Speaker 1: to interpret it for me, but like watching it with him,
Speaker 1: she would talk for like five minutes. Then I'm like, okay, Dad,
Speaker 1: what does she say? Oh? Yeah, yeah, they moved the
Speaker 1: family to the ghetto. Like but she just talked for
Speaker 1: five minutes, she said more than translators do that. So
Speaker 1: I have to figure out a way to translate the videos.
Speaker 1: I could really get the full The bestie out there
Speaker 1: who speaks Romanian, her dad down blade his mom's it's
Speaker 1: probably hard for him. So Steven Spielberg talked to your grandma.
Speaker 1: It was I don't know if it was one of himself.
Speaker 1: It was just like a project that he worked on
Speaker 1: to try to How did you find their stories? There's
Speaker 1: the show Off Foundation in California, and I just went
Speaker 1: on their website and they have videos of all the
Speaker 1: survivors and uh, the way that my grandmother's last name
Speaker 1: is spelled, there's like a hyphen in and I didn't know,
Speaker 1: so I just went through like each each picture until
Speaker 1: I found her. It was like such a great moment
Speaker 1: for me. Oh my god, that's so exciting. Did you
Speaker 1: know her? Yeah? And did you ever talk to her
Speaker 1: about how old was she when she was there? She was.
Speaker 1: She was a child, I think between eight and twelve.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, did your family moved to Israel after
Speaker 1: World War Two? So what happened? No, they moved to
Speaker 1: Israel in the seventies. There was did um she have
Speaker 1: a tattoo? Yep, that's how I was. You know, like
Speaker 1: as kids, we would always see it on her arm
Speaker 1: and we would go, what's that? There was like a barcode,
Speaker 1: you know, and um, you know, she would tell us
Speaker 1: about the Holocaust as you can tell a child. But
Speaker 1: I really want, like the money I saved that Barney's
Speaker 1: you know, I'm doing my lottery numbers. That's and you're
Speaker 1: just like, my grandma's so bad as she has a tattoo,
Speaker 1: she's like spring break, Yeah, I got this spring Bray
Speaker 1: Gady four and dog Cows. I went to doc Ow.
Speaker 1: It was fucking intense. It's another concentration camp. Oh what
Speaker 1: was it? Like? What do we remember of it? Were
Speaker 1: you hungover? Yes? I might have still been drunk, to
Speaker 1: be honest. I asked where the keg was and they're like,
Speaker 1: this is like not the place. I was like, Oh,
Speaker 1: this isn't the Hofbra house Offera houses where they carry
Speaker 1: six beers. A girl my body hooked up with your
Speaker 1: dick must have been so pathetic and her strong six
Speaker 1: beer hands. I love that. You always think of that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: of course. So we go to dog House and it's
Speaker 1: a weird experience because like, as a Jew, you're supposed
Speaker 1: to like really I should like be really sad and like,
Speaker 1: but I'm also hungover, so I'm already sad about that.
Speaker 1: And then I see a bunch of like German kids
Speaker 1: on like a field trip. And you know when you're
Speaker 1: on a field trip, you'd go to like some horrible
Speaker 1: museum that like you really honoring the Native Americans who
Speaker 1: were slaughtered on this land, and you're just like the
Speaker 1: kids are like laughing and running around. So that's what
Speaker 1: all these German So it was kind of weird too
Speaker 1: because they're too yeah whatever, it's not on them, and
Speaker 1: they actually teach that history really well apparently in Germany,
Speaker 1: but like them just going nah, And I was just
Speaker 1: like I was offended, But I was also like they're
Speaker 1: fucking young kids, Like I don't give a what offends you, guys.
Speaker 1: Very few things, Like let's talk about being offended, because
Speaker 1: I'm trying to figure out, like what does offend me. Uh.
Speaker 1: I think of what offends me is when people who
Speaker 1: know better are clothes minded just to have like an easy,
Speaker 1: like kind of flashy response to something, and like they
Speaker 1: and they spread misinformation or like some kind of attitude
Speaker 1: about something that I know other people will glom onto
Speaker 1: when they fucking no better and when and maybe they
Speaker 1: don't know better, but they know that if they just
Speaker 1: looked into it a little bit more, they would know better.
Speaker 1: And that I think that that literally offends me. I mean,
Speaker 1: I went off today about the Johnny Depp amber Heard
Speaker 1: thing because I just can't anyway like these fucking got men,
Speaker 1: mostly men who are just salvating at the idea of
Speaker 1: a woman who is claiming abuse might be lying. Like
Speaker 1: guys fucking love when rape victims are liars or when
Speaker 1: there's any evidence, because then then finally they get to
Speaker 1: negate everyone else. They fucking love it. And it's like,
Speaker 1: is such the exception to the rule, whether amber Heard
Speaker 1: is lying or not, Like your like your excitement over her,
Speaker 1: you're just blasting everywhere what a fucking lying, shriveling, sniveling
Speaker 1: cunt she is is examinating of an idea that this
Speaker 1: one that women are liars and like you can be
Speaker 1: mad at her, keep it to your fucking self. It's
Speaker 1: one example. And guess what her testimony yesterday. Sorry, I
Speaker 1: believe her. Yeah, and anyone going she's an actress. Well,
Speaker 1: first of all, she hasn't been in anything recently. Now
Speaker 1: I'm just kidding. That would be such a funny defense.
Speaker 1: She's not allowed to have feelings because then they're always acting. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, but it's the people are saying. But it's
Speaker 1: just such a weight in negate anything she does because
Speaker 1: a lot of comments are um, that's not how victims.
Speaker 1: Victims don't remember that many details. And it's like, yes,
Speaker 1: some victims don't. But just because Johnny Depp is cool
Speaker 1: with his like driver and he comes up listening to
Speaker 1: Bob Marley and he's in your favor a movie as
Speaker 1: a fun time the entire time to by the way,
Speaker 1: everyone who like he's drinking alcohol. He's a fucking addict,
Speaker 1: which you know, I feel bad for him because he struggles.
Speaker 1: Something happened in his life that makes him an abuse
Speaker 1: of you know, manic person that changes. But like he
Speaker 1: definitely abused her, and poor Johnny, I believe. Here's the
Speaker 1: other thing too, and if John if John if our
Speaker 1: friend John Depp, Jonathan Depp, if he was a woman,
Speaker 1: and everyone's like he can't get work anymore. A lot
Speaker 1: of his work was based off he was a gorgeous man,
Speaker 1: kind of let himself go. If a woman let herself go,
Speaker 1: no one goat. She's missed down on so much work.
Speaker 1: Great point, because there's no work for do you have
Speaker 1: a booker? No? I do. Probably you just did it
Speaker 1: to me like you were really showing me something. And
Speaker 1: it's so weird because I felt a book. What do
Speaker 1: you think that is? Is? To me? Finally there was
Speaker 1: there's nothing Jesus Christ. But yeah, yeah, yeah, So like
Speaker 1: he aged out of being at himbo. He's not a
Speaker 1: himbo And that's such a good point. You know who
Speaker 1: he's like, he's like he's turning into um Marlon Brando. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: and it's like it's okay to go, hey, I like
Speaker 1: Johnny work work because men get disgusting and they still
Speaker 1: get work. Women get disgusting and they don't get work
Speaker 1: unless you're like there's a like two exceptions to that role, yeah, two,
Speaker 1: and then those roles are always given to those two
Speaker 1: women Yeah, that gets that are not disgusting, old and bloated,
Speaker 1: which is what happens to you, yea when you get
Speaker 1: come of freaking dead fish. Yeah, but you're you're absolutely right, Oh,
Speaker 1: poor Johnny, Just stop making assumptions when you've heard nothing,
Speaker 1: when you've only seen little clips of her crying, when
Speaker 1: you just people are just you're faulting to she's a
Speaker 1: liar and he's a hero. And guess what, even if
Speaker 1: everything about her is true, he can also be a
Speaker 1: piece of ship. But I can't both be true. It's
Speaker 1: so weird to me that why can't they both be terrible?
Speaker 1: It's like, even if she is the worst person you
Speaker 1: can think of live so much, why can't he also
Speaker 1: be that way? If anything, a lot of times two
Speaker 1: people that are terrible do find each other. It's not
Speaker 1: always one person is that it doesn't have to be.
Speaker 1: It's just it's not like pouring water out of one
Speaker 1: glass and the other one's empty. There's enough terrible nous
Speaker 1: to go around to fill both of them. They're both
Speaker 1: probably pretty awful, But I do believe he was abusive
Speaker 1: to her. The way she describes the first time he
Speaker 1: hit her is very upsetting. Of him looking for his drugs.
Speaker 1: It's like a weird specific lie, but it's traumatizing. Could
Speaker 1: be years old, by the way, he's forty six at
Speaker 1: that time. Yeah, it's like it's just he was. He's
Speaker 1: a he's a narcissist, love bombing. What does she have
Speaker 1: to gain money? Is that what? But she's not going
Speaker 1: to get more acting roles after this? Well this is
Speaker 1: all because she wrote an article about the abuse on
Speaker 1: the heels of the Me Too movement. Maybe maybe people
Speaker 1: could accuse her of trying to get in on that
Speaker 1: because a lot of people are getting attention during that
Speaker 1: time becoming a victim. Then she got money, she donates
Speaker 1: some money I think she got from that. Then he
Speaker 1: is suing for defamation, and then she is countersuing for
Speaker 1: being called a liar. I think that's what's happening. It's
Speaker 1: a big old fucking mess. But I'm I need to
Speaker 1: empower beust these. When you hear people ship talking, Amber
Speaker 1: heard just say that he's a piece of ship too,
Speaker 1: because some reason that gets lost in this as soon
Speaker 1: as you demonize her. He's a saint. I am so
Speaker 1: I will never support anything he does ever aget he
Speaker 1: is a monster. Just listen to the testimony. Read it.
Speaker 1: Why don't you read it and not watch it because
Speaker 1: I know you're gonna get called up in the Oh
Speaker 1: she's acting. Just read it. See if you think someone
Speaker 1: could like formulate that kind of it's just if you're
Speaker 1: gonna believe him. He's an actor to motherfucker's he's a
Speaker 1: really good actor. So why why is it? Why why
Speaker 1: is he being on? Why are we not calling his
Speaker 1: testimony acting? Oh, because he's such a has such a
Speaker 1: swagger and he's laughing and he's stipping out of this
Speaker 1: little sucking drink that has alcohol in it. For fucking sure,
Speaker 1: he's a he's a joke. And then everyone ever this
Speaker 1: is the thing as man code or whatever it is.
Speaker 1: It's like you're a cut bitch if you go Johnny
Speaker 1: Depp like is actually a piece of ship too, like
Speaker 1: if you if you agree with women about like a
Speaker 1: little bit clip with Joannice where Janice goes. I'll tell
Speaker 1: you about it when we get back from break Andrew.
Speaker 1: I'm over here, coming through the window, down the chimney,
Speaker 1: up the road and to the floor. I'm here, baby,
Speaker 1: don't call me baby. It wasn't the audience generality. We're back.
Speaker 1: I saw this clip that Jana has posted of him
Speaker 1: on Rogan and they were talking about how like he
Speaker 1: looks at yeah, smoking cigars. They're talking about how in
Speaker 1: Chihuahua he's like of Chihuahua's DNA is in compatible with
Speaker 1: a wolf, and then Rogan says, yeah, a male feminist
Speaker 1: DNA is that of a Viking. And it's like, what
Speaker 1: since win are male feminists the like the worst thing
Speaker 1: to be? It's just a guy? Do you know what
Speaker 1: I are? We really back at this point where like
Speaker 1: what is a feminist? What? What is a feminist? Know?
Speaker 1: What is one? Do you know what a feministst? You
Speaker 1: know what the definition of that is? Uh? Someone that
Speaker 1: supports women, know, someone who wants equal and for women
Speaker 1: to be treated equally across the board. That's what That's
Speaker 1: what a feminist is. It's not anything. It's not a
Speaker 1: guy who's a pussy or who is wearing you know,
Speaker 1: I don't know like what bracelets or like you know
Speaker 1: what guys get mad about. They get mad because they
Speaker 1: are using feminism to funk women women and to get
Speaker 1: what do you think what you doing to funk? Like
Speaker 1: everything's to funk women, looking cool eating elk. No. If
Speaker 1: I love Broken, I think he's a good guy. But
Speaker 1: stop this this because this is this what annoys me.
Speaker 1: He knows better, he knows, but he knows a joke.
Speaker 1: I know it's a joke, but it's a joke that
Speaker 1: dumb people go male feminists or the worst anti Viking
Speaker 1: and then they hate any guy. Vikings raped your mother?
Speaker 1: Is that cool? Is that cool? Is that cool? Is
Speaker 1: that tough? Hey, dude, if I was hanging with a
Speaker 1: Viking today, rape and pillage my whole family, dude, and
Speaker 1: then we'd have beards after, because that dude can squat
Speaker 1: for everything is to funk women everything. Yes, yes, I
Speaker 1: know some man use feminism to be like they wear
Speaker 1: a feminist a f shirt to attract women and they
Speaker 1: go to sometimes go to rallies to meet women. I
Speaker 1: get it, But there are the again, they're the exception. No, well,
Speaker 1: I was going to say, and again I am like you.
Speaker 1: You asked in the last segment, what like outrages as
Speaker 1: broils our blood and you actually hit on it or
Speaker 1: it's like two things, um could be the truth at
Speaker 1: the same time. So like when people can't see that
Speaker 1: that's the thing that outrages me. So I'm only playing
Speaker 1: Devil's Advocate, and I don't I saw the clip, but
Speaker 1: I don't remember exactly how it went. But could it
Speaker 1: be that um Rogan was pointing out, you know, like
Speaker 1: the Vikings were savages and they were dragging women around
Speaker 1: by their hair. Could it be that it was like
Speaker 1: the opposite thing that, like how far they've come? I
Speaker 1: wish it was like that would have been nice, little
Speaker 1: girly a party. Male feminists are still of the same.
Speaker 1: Can you imagine, Like it's comparing a while to a
Speaker 1: wolf and then saying male feminist art Chihuahua, This little shrimpy, insignificant,
Speaker 1: kind of like feminine dog compared to this ferocious, manly Viking.
Speaker 1: That was the comparison. Now he wasn't I know they are, well,
Speaker 1: I don't know, but he was not going there. It
Speaker 1: was a joke made an expense of male feminist which
Speaker 1: is fine. It's a joke. It really is fine. It
Speaker 1: just it just perpetuates hating men who support women and
Speaker 1: who support equal and making the word feminist. It's just
Speaker 1: it's just lazy. Yeah, I look, I I think Rogan
Speaker 1: on many issues like picks always like he does have
Speaker 1: moral hygh ground and like, like I was just watching
Speaker 1: this because now gay marriages. Rogan is a feminist. Rogan
Speaker 1: is a huge feminist. I feel that so much in
Speaker 1: my soul when I'm with him, Like he is he's
Speaker 1: not a Ray says, he's not a sexist, like I
Speaker 1: really do feel like he But he is a capitalist.
Speaker 1: And he is a comedian, and you have a very
Speaker 1: large male audience, yes, and that probably lift a lot
Speaker 1: of kettlebells, you know, like we all are as comedians.
Speaker 1: He is susceptible to making a dumb joke, which that's
Speaker 1: what it was. It was just a stupid joker. But
Speaker 1: that's just me. Do you not feel that way? I
Speaker 1: mean I literally was just watching a clip of him
Speaker 1: talking to Ben Shapiro about the same sex marriage and
Speaker 1: him sticking up for twenty minutes for gay people. So
Speaker 1: like I'm literally on the either. But I feel like
Speaker 1: his his audience could take that as any man who
Speaker 1: sports women women. It's a little bit. It's a little cha,
Speaker 1: that's what. Like. So I I saw this tank good
Speaker 1: News or whatever. He posted this thing about abortion where
Speaker 1: he lists off like fifteen different scenarios where I support
Speaker 1: women getting an abortion, just like example specifics the worry
Speaker 1: that really makes you think, like, oh, here's the exact
Speaker 1: I don't know, just really put into light. So I
Speaker 1: shared it on my story and as a man who's
Speaker 1: like fucking lift weights and I played lacrosse my whole life,
Speaker 1: I share this and I get more hearts on it.
Speaker 1: Thank you for being an ally from all these women,
Speaker 1: you know, and part of my fucking monkeys strong brain
Speaker 1: is like I I didn't do it to get to
Speaker 1: like to like get these like acculades, like like it
Speaker 1: almost feels like because that's so ingrained in my head
Speaker 1: that wait, what was the look? I really didn't like? Ever,
Speaker 1: you actually did a long you for like in the
Speaker 1: you know, you usually say regular, usually say turbulen, but
Speaker 1: you said acculates. It's accutane an age, it's when you
Speaker 1: get active from herbal virus. It's actually the way you
Speaker 1: say the other things. You know. It really sucks because
Speaker 1: I had a nice speech going. I get, we understand.
Speaker 1: I don't think it's very funny, though it's very funny
Speaker 1: for a guy to have a nice soliloquy and then
Speaker 1: he can't say soliloquy, and then he just says, fucking
Speaker 1: what's the other word for soliloqually? Monologue? He just went
Speaker 1: with monologue. This is why I don't support women. They
Speaker 1: come after my language because I'm a meat head. No, So, like,
Speaker 1: you get this positive reform, and then in my head,
Speaker 1: I go, I'm such a little bitch for getting this
Speaker 1: positive from really not doing much other than sharing a story.
Speaker 1: I think that's what guys get mad about, is like
Speaker 1: some feminists will do the bare minimum of just like
Speaker 1: writing one thing again get so much reward, and other
Speaker 1: guys don't like seeing other guys getting rewarded for some reason. Yes,
Speaker 1: you you are also that way about men when they like,
Speaker 1: you know that one guy posts about his brother dying
Speaker 1: and you're like, I feel like he did it, but
Speaker 1: it was just an example of this of like he's
Speaker 1: getting a lot of likes for this, Like I feel
Speaker 1: like there was something in this that it was like
Speaker 1: he wanted the cloud. But you do you think that
Speaker 1: someone could accuse you of that that you wanted the
Speaker 1: cloud but it wasn't true at all, Right, I just
Speaker 1: didn't Maybe next time you accused someone of cloud, it
Speaker 1: could be the very same reason it wasn't that at all,
Speaker 1: Because what if both can be true? Again? What if
Speaker 1: you could actually like the likes but also be anti
Speaker 1: um uh, you know turning up? What is it overturning
Speaker 1: ro versus? Wait? Why can't you be both? Why can't
Speaker 1: you be both? That? You know, after you get canceled
Speaker 1: you do feel sorry when you offer an apology and
Speaker 1: you do want your career back. People always say he
Speaker 1: just wants his career back, that's why he did this apology.
Speaker 1: It's not sincere. It's like, why is it apology? Not
Speaker 1: wanting something out of it? Not take away from can't
Speaker 1: you both? Who does it with their career back? And
Speaker 1: can't you also be certain? Why can't everywhere? Like people
Speaker 1: can do a since about your your facial hair. The
Speaker 1: thing is you can have both. You have food in
Speaker 1: your I do really hate that. Wait what's that? No? No, no,
Speaker 1: I hate that that that People just go if one
Speaker 1: thing is true, the other has to be. But how
Speaker 1: many times have you seen breakups? If you have a
Speaker 1: friend that's going through a breakup, she's the saint, he's
Speaker 1: the devil. It's like all honestly, whenever and I've talked
Speaker 1: about this before whenever I am so mad at someone,
Speaker 1: Like we've been in arguments before where I feel like
Speaker 1: I'm right, you're a percent wrong, and I need to
Speaker 1: say something because we have to work together. Something has
Speaker 1: to be said, and I go, what did I There
Speaker 1: has to be something I did that I could do better?
Speaker 1: Like you, you gotta find there's always your side of things,
Speaker 1: always um that you can find something. It's like when
Speaker 1: you see someone have to be able to forgive, even
Speaker 1: if they're not willing to apologize. I know some people
Speaker 1: are like, but what if I'm raped in an alley?
Speaker 1: What's my side of it? Two? To honestly move on
Speaker 1: and try to forgive that's your side of it, Like
Speaker 1: to try to not let it ruin you despite that
Speaker 1: because it's not in your control. I'm not saying that
Speaker 1: rape victims like, what's wrong with you? Get over it?
Speaker 1: But there's something there's something you can do to Two
Speaker 1: move I guess move on for like to try like
Speaker 1: to work. I mean, I don't know what that let
Speaker 1: a tragedy swallow the rest of your life. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean I I've never had a tragedy happen to me,
Speaker 1: so I don't know what that's like. But I've I've
Speaker 1: heard like Elizabeth Smart being able to go. I'm just
Speaker 1: not gonna let what happened to me in those woods
Speaker 1: for nine months, being chained up and raped every day.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna let he robbed nine months of my life.
Speaker 1: Not gonna let him do it. For the of it,
Speaker 1: she suffers in ways that we don't know, but like
Speaker 1: the fact that she didn't become a drug addict or
Speaker 1: like homeless, like just that that and not everyone's capable
Speaker 1: of doing that. We have no free will, there's no
Speaker 1: Some people's brains are capable of that, some aren't. But
Speaker 1: there's always something you can try to do about it.
Speaker 1: And I know I don't mean to. Please don't come
Speaker 1: at me and be like, I'm a rape victim. What
Speaker 1: do you want me to do about it? Like I'm
Speaker 1: not saying it's your fault. But for anything, despite just
Speaker 1: completely violent victim or you know, um crimes, there's always
Speaker 1: something that you can go I could have done something
Speaker 1: better here, you know, it's just such an extreme. That's
Speaker 1: why people are you wearing I'm just kidding, guys, I'm
Speaker 1: just kidding. Turn I uh, I think so too. I
Speaker 1: think sometimes too, Like we could see like a post
Speaker 1: or like someone that you know them personally, right, and
Speaker 1: you know that maybe they're not the best person personally,
Speaker 1: but then they'll do something where it's like this grandiose
Speaker 1: thing of like showing how good of a person they are,
Speaker 1: and it's those are hard things to swallow. Two sometimes,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, when you secretly know someone's
Speaker 1: a bag of ship, yeah, and they do something and
Speaker 1: everyone's like, both can be true. You can support a
Speaker 1: movement and be a piece of ship. You could give
Speaker 1: to a charity and you know, kill babies on the side.
Speaker 1: Like there's duality to everything, and there's a gray area
Speaker 1: on my beard. And I just like, but it's so
Speaker 1: hard for us to fucking do that. It's we need
Speaker 1: it to be simple good or evil. Yeah, but I
Speaker 1: also think that there could be like I can say, oh,
Speaker 1: that's nice that that person donated money. That's a nice thing,
Speaker 1: but I still hate them and I'm not going to
Speaker 1: actually give them credit for that. I'm glad it happened,
Speaker 1: but I'm not willing to say that they're a good
Speaker 1: person because of it. And I think that's where the
Speaker 1: dead brother. I think that post that's why, Like in
Speaker 1: my mind, I'm like, well, that person, I know it
Speaker 1: was pretty shitty in other ways and so, but he
Speaker 1: could actually really in this So I need to work
Speaker 1: on that in that scenario, I guess. But like or
Speaker 1: in any scenario, we need to see like the bigger
Speaker 1: picture and that people hurt, people hurt people. That's like
Speaker 1: my favorite quote, hurt people, hurt people. Twelve step Yeah, yeah, pussy,
Speaker 1: uh pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy, hurt people, hurt, hurt people,
Speaker 1: hurt people, hurt. I just love a verb noun combo. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's nice. Buffalo buffalo, buffalo, buffalo, buffalo, buffalo, buffalo. You
Speaker 1: know that. I thought you were singing Johnny Depp's favorite
Speaker 1: song when he gets out of his car smoking weed
Speaker 1: like a guy. He is so good. He laughs during
Speaker 1: the testimony. He draws during Amber Heard's whole testimony where
Speaker 1: she's crying about everything. He was drawing some picture or something.
Speaker 1: He just he didn't even look at her once. He's
Speaker 1: just a piece of ship. On his next tattoo, he's
Speaker 1: getting on his neck because you don't give a fuck.
Speaker 1: Oh my god from Florida, though he is yeah, born
Speaker 1: and raised. Is it true? That everyone, and like people
Speaker 1: go to Florida to kind of escape their past because
Speaker 1: there's different, like a lawlessness down there. My dad was
Speaker 1: talking about some woman he and my mom know who's
Speaker 1: dating some man in Florida. And she's someone who's like
Speaker 1: possibly a little naive. And she's like, yeah, you know
Speaker 1: I met him. He was he's a painter. He lost
Speaker 1: he used to be a doctor. He lost all his
Speaker 1: money because his wife took it all, and he's, you know,
Speaker 1: now he started over. He's a painter. And my parents
Speaker 1: are just like this sounds weird, like he lost all,
Speaker 1: like everything, and now he's just this broke guy. But
Speaker 1: he used to be a doctor, Like it just sounds fishy.
Speaker 1: And she's refusing to google him. She doesn't need to
Speaker 1: investigate it at all. She's just taking him at his word.
Speaker 1: And my parents are like, well google him, and she's like,
Speaker 1: I don't want to give you his name. And my
Speaker 1: dad said last night, he's like Florida in this sebbing floor.
Speaker 1: He's like, that's where people go to like start over. Well,
Speaker 1: there's two reasons to go to Florida. Staying income taxes
Speaker 1: zero so and and and if you want to alligator.
Speaker 1: So love Florida. But I'm wondering if that's is like
Speaker 1: pre Mexico, there is oh, like you want to yes,
Speaker 1: there is a way to get away. I'm sure a
Speaker 1: lot of people. There's a lot of fraud in Florida.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of like like a lago where my
Speaker 1: dad got married. Oh my god, you're not crazy. It's
Speaker 1: just so insane person ever get married. Well he's taller
Speaker 1: than him. But what Trump is? Yeah, yeah, yeah, my dad, Yeah,
Speaker 1: he fucking My dad and my stepmom loved Donald Trump.
Speaker 1: But he didn't love Donald Trump before he was pressent.
Speaker 1: I mean, I think Florida I thought he was just
Speaker 1: such a joke. I think one like like thought he was.
Speaker 1: It's just so funny. I just don't know of anyone
Speaker 1: who was like he's cool. I don't know why. I guess,
Speaker 1: you know, people acted like they thought he was cool,
Speaker 1: but like it was just around him, like everyone laughed
Speaker 1: at him behind his back. Though I thought was the
Speaker 1: And I was a child growing up like a rich
Speaker 1: not well, my dad's not poor. But if you don't
Speaker 1: come from a ton of wealth, you see Donald Trump,
Speaker 1: even though he came from a ton of he trigged
Speaker 1: people into thinking he did it all himself. Yeah. I
Speaker 1: love the John mullaney, but Trump is what a hobo
Speaker 1: which imagines a rich man to be? Can I be
Speaker 1: honest though? Mar Largo, like, take take Trump out of
Speaker 1: this beautiful property, Morrow Lug. Yeah, she's the next actress
Speaker 1: in a Johnny Depp film. It's I think, um, what
Speaker 1: about it? And then we gotta get to the news.
Speaker 1: Beautiful property. Okay, so an amazing investment. He bought it
Speaker 1: like a million bucks. It's worth like forty I'm just saying, like,
Speaker 1: and I and my brother remember at Trump's golf course
Speaker 1: years ago before the presidency, and a mate like the
Speaker 1: guy paid attention to like for every shot all this ship.
Speaker 1: We want to say about it because he doesn't pay
Speaker 1: people for the jobs that they did. He's he's saying
Speaker 1: that the properties are nice, but both can This goes
Speaker 1: back to the thing you can have good tasted people.
Speaker 1: Trump can be may have good taste too. If I
Speaker 1: just screwed everyone over, if I just pay people less
Speaker 1: than they thought they were going to get eventually, and
Speaker 1: then when they wanted to sue me to get paid,
Speaker 1: I said, well, I'll sue you back, and you're not
Speaker 1: gonna be able to afford to go to court. So
Speaker 1: they just have to suck it up and take what
Speaker 1: I give them, which is less than they agreed to.
Speaker 1: I would have good taste to like you know what
Speaker 1: he did pay some people. Okay, the guy who did
Speaker 1: the waterfall did a great job, and I'm sure he
Speaker 1: might have got paid. I was wonderful. It was a wonderful,
Speaker 1: wonderfully afraid to do it Trump voice because I'm not
Speaker 1: good at it. It's Thursday, folks. You know what that means.
Speaker 1: It it's Thursday. I hope you're having all the swells
Speaker 1: out there to weekends coming. And so is my dad.
Speaker 1: Every time I say Trump pre presidency. Maybe uh. Also,
Speaker 1: we are going to be in Wilkes Bar, which is
Speaker 1: Wilkes Books. Oh god, We're gonna be in um dig
Speaker 1: Away Lancaster castor Pennsylvania. Like it's like wooksar and it
Speaker 1: sounds like a disease. He has Wilkes Bar syndrome. It's
Speaker 1: where your shoulders you have no knack. Your solders are
Speaker 1: connected to your jaw. Well, our bestieve Mitchell. He wanted
Speaker 1: you to know some fun facts about Wilkes Barre, Pennsylvania. Yeah,
Speaker 1: let's hear him. Okay. Of two fun facts. Number one
Speaker 1: books Wilkes bar is the birthplace of HBO. Wow, that's weird. Okay,
Speaker 1: we fix you're a woman screaming and giving birth and
Speaker 1: then when the HBO comes out, it goes like that
Speaker 1: HBO hilarious intershow plays out of its asshole or something. Okay,
Speaker 1: so that's interesting the birthplace of HBO. The second fun fact,
Speaker 1: we are also the city who made Planters peanuts. Oh
Speaker 1: you like planners Warts. I love him. I love him
Speaker 1: so much, I mean put it together. The best duality.
Speaker 1: Do you know that? Oh? We we did that one time.
Speaker 1: The Mandela fact where you think things are things and
Speaker 1: they're not. The pointers peanut guy does not have a
Speaker 1: it's either a cane or a monocle. He doesn't have
Speaker 1: a cane. He does have HBO too, tv um. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he doesn't have a cane. I think, and everyone thinks
Speaker 1: the Planter's peanut guy has a cane, but he never
Speaker 1: has Every mon a cane in the right hand doesn't
Speaker 1: have a cane. It's either he doesn't have a monocle
Speaker 1: or doesn't have a cane. But one of those he
Speaker 1: doesn't have. Everyone thinks he does. Maybe if he wasn't
Speaker 1: a peanut. You know, he's a about peanuts. What's your
Speaker 1: favorite nut? Fucking cash? You cash cash? You guy? Like
Speaker 1: pecans because they're light. They have that like like, is
Speaker 1: it a pecan that has like it looks like a
Speaker 1: click cover? Yes? Right, it does look like a like
Speaker 1: the of nuts. I've never I've never been able to
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I've been drying. I've been staring at
Speaker 1: We've enjoined us so much lately, trying to like come
Speaker 1: up with new things that it looks like because it
Speaker 1: changes all the time. And I have been staring at
Speaker 1: that little cover the clitoral hood and being like, what
Speaker 1: does it look like? I know, chewed up piece of
Speaker 1: gum is sober used, it looks like a pecan pecan yeah,
Speaker 1: and then it's a slice yeah warm starts a mask
Speaker 1: about it? Okay, okay, anything else about Wilkes Bar just
Speaker 1: those two things, Okay? Cool. Well, that's good to know.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna definitely I love writing roast jokes for town.
Speaker 1: I wonder how much HBO has given back to what
Speaker 1: it's like. I love these things that start there and
Speaker 1: they don't end there. Yeah, They're like, all right, we're
Speaker 1: going to the city. Well, we kind of grew out.
Speaker 1: I went to what's its name? Um, I guess it
Speaker 1: was Madison last week and I was doing a bunch
Speaker 1: of jokes about interesting facts about mad and um, it
Speaker 1: was named after James Madison, which is interesting because James
Speaker 1: Madison's never even been to Madison. The day that Madison
Speaker 1: was being named, the town was James Madison, the president
Speaker 1: had died that week. So they were like, let's name
Speaker 1: it Madison. So I said, why don't you name it
Speaker 1: Farley Farley, Wisconsin because Chris Farley was born there, and
Speaker 1: that is like such a cool It would be so
Speaker 1: cool to name it Farley because James Madison's ever even
Speaker 1: been to Madison, you know. And then someone yelled out, um,
Speaker 1: otis reading and I was like yeah, I like because
Speaker 1: they wanted that to be a fact about their town.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, did he was he born here? And
Speaker 1: they go no, and I go exactly, because Otis Redding
Speaker 1: died in Madison in a plane crash into a lake.
Speaker 1: I kind of wanted to skip that fact. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: not the most fun fact. No, it wasn't. You could
Speaker 1: call it even Otis, you can't. I mean, Madison is
Speaker 1: such a college town. Everyone knows it as mad How
Speaker 1: cool though, would it be to be rebranded and call
Speaker 1: it Farley Wisconsin? Like you just rename it. It's just
Speaker 1: because if Farley was from another town next to Madison,
Speaker 1: you could change it if he was from like a
Speaker 1: town next to Madie. So you can change names. You
Speaker 1: can change things that I know, but it's so ingrained.
Speaker 1: But yeah, but that's how things's like, Well, we love slaves,
Speaker 1: We've always had him. Sometimes you've got to change some stuff.
Speaker 1: A different name for slaves. I mean, I think call
Speaker 1: him otis Is. Oh God, I can cut that. I
Speaker 1: didn't mean to do that. I just was picking a
Speaker 1: reference from before a black man. Stop. This is gonna
Speaker 1: be our new code for you when you say something
Speaker 1: accidentally racist and it doesn't like when you o man
Speaker 1: one time you had really bad but it's just but
Speaker 1: it happens. I would never have said that joke. Had
Speaker 1: I thought that I was saying a black person's name
Speaker 1: to supplement what we should. The new name for slaves
Speaker 1: would be, we're kind of all this right. I don't think.
Speaker 1: I don't think we have to go to I didn't
Speaker 1: mean anything bad by it. You can accidentally say things
Speaker 1: that are racist and go oh boy, I wouldn't have
Speaker 1: said that had I thought about it a second more.
Speaker 1: I know, I remember I had that one. I forget
Speaker 1: exactly how I remember it, because it was just sometimes
Speaker 1: you just go, WHOA, that's such a weird coincidence that
Speaker 1: that happened. Because I said that was Salt and Pepper
Speaker 1: and Kid and Play, and you go, are there any
Speaker 1: other ends on the bill? Because it was Salt, Kids
Speaker 1: and Play? I heard it from you, and I go fuck.
Speaker 1: And then I was like, actually it's not a bad joke.
Speaker 1: Well no, but it comes ya you're talking about like
Speaker 1: if they were white people bands called kid in end play,
Speaker 1: Salt and Pepper, saying are there any other ends, like
Speaker 1: you know, bands with N in it? But when you
Speaker 1: say yes, if you say, like, but you said it
Speaker 1: at as a joke about the letter N being you know,
Speaker 1: instead of and but then when you said it us
Speaker 1: beat later, we both go oh god, no. And that's
Speaker 1: to me, is not cancelable. When you accidentally say something
Speaker 1: that can be interpreted as racist, As seen earlier in
Speaker 1: the show Cancel News, alright, so the first news story is, um,
Speaker 1: Howard Stern calls out hypocrisy of reaction to Dave Chappelle's
Speaker 1: attack or compared to the Will Smith's lap. Oh interesting,
Speaker 1: but what, um, what's your take on the whole thing
Speaker 1: that happened? All right? So he said, Uh, this guy
Speaker 1: jumped on stage and attack Dave Chappelle. As soon as
Speaker 1: that happened, did they let him go back to his
Speaker 1: seat and laugh and sit next to his wife and
Speaker 1: then give them a give him an award? No, to backstage,
Speaker 1: broke his arms in hands so bad they fucking beat
Speaker 1: this ship out of him. And then he said, um,
Speaker 1: let me skip over this. I was disturbed by that
Speaker 1: picture of the it was he trans? No, he says
Speaker 1: he was a Trump supporter. Actually, I'm still disturbed by
Speaker 1: that photo. Chapelle said. After he tried to tackle him,
Speaker 1: he goes, must have been a trans guy. Like he
Speaker 1: went back. He like that was his first thing that
Speaker 1: he said. So everyone's going after Chappelle even though he
Speaker 1: got attacked. I feel bad for him that yeah, of course,
Speaker 1: what what was the so what happened? Noah, Like, what
Speaker 1: was the joke? I haven't looked into it. At all,
Speaker 1: because I'm just so I thought it was a trans thing,
Speaker 1: and I'm honestly so exhausted by Chappelle's trans thing. The
Speaker 1: guy was a Trump supporter, Okay, well, I'm still I'm
Speaker 1: just He was a rapper and in his rap song
Speaker 1: he said something about uh, Donald Trump being his president
Speaker 1: or something. But we don't know his motive like that
Speaker 1: hasn't come out. It wasn't a joke that set him off.
Speaker 1: They have no idea what They just arrested him. He's
Speaker 1: probably a crazy person, just like Will Smith. He wasn't
Speaker 1: wearing a tuxedo though. Here's what Howard said. The audience
Speaker 1: at the Oscars gave Will Smith a standing ovation after
Speaker 1: the attack. That's the truth. It's on film. It's not
Speaker 1: fake news. They didn't break Wolve's hands. They shook them,
Speaker 1: and it's wrong and they all should be ashamed of themselves.
Speaker 1: M agreed. And if you have empathy for him, I
Speaker 1: saying I heard a really interesting argument about um, why
Speaker 1: that happened, Why people applauded him, why everyone remained like
Speaker 1: nothing happened? Because I expected I I'm the subscriber to
Speaker 1: Sam Harrison Ricky Gervaise's podcast called um mentally something you
Speaker 1: look it up. No, I'm sorry it's called but it's
Speaker 1: I love it so much, and um called chubby mensa
Speaker 1: chubby mensa? What does that joke about? Absolutely mental? Absolutely good. Well,
Speaker 1: I want to name our next podcast. No, but yeah,
Speaker 1: because you say it all the time. But yeah, but no,
Speaker 1: no but yeah, yeah, but no, it's kind of funny.
Speaker 1: Maybe at a segment, um, but Ricky said that the
Speaker 1: reason he thinks because they did a whole podcast that
Speaker 1: you can actually listen to. Sam Harris put it on
Speaker 1: his podcast Making Sense. You can actually listen to it
Speaker 1: where they break down the Will Smith thing. It was
Speaker 1: a couple of weeks after it happened, so it's kind
Speaker 1: of like old news. But he said, Um, why everyone
Speaker 1: remained neutral afterwards and act like nothing happened is because
Speaker 1: it was such being in that room in that moment.
Speaker 1: It was such an insane thing to happen, much like
Speaker 1: you know if you have an alcoholic family member and
Speaker 1: they just like either violently at an outburst. And then afterwards,
Speaker 1: Amber Heard talked about it the first time Johnny Depp
Speaker 1: hit her, She started laughing afterwards because she was just
Speaker 1: so shocked that it was so out of character for him,
Speaker 1: because she had asked about a tattoo on his arm
Speaker 1: that says why no forever because it used to said Winona,
Speaker 1: because Winona writer, and so he thought, um, she thought.
Speaker 1: She just goes, what's that about? And he fucking decked
Speaker 1: her and she laughed, and he goes and then as
Speaker 1: soon as she laughed because she was so shocked at
Speaker 1: what this was, what just happened, he hit her again
Speaker 1: to be like, don't you fucking laugh at me? So
Speaker 1: that's what That's what happened with the audience. Possibly, what
Speaker 1: Ricky says is that they wanted so badly did not
Speaker 1: believe that that just happened, and we're so in denial
Speaker 1: of it. It wasn't like they were like choosing to
Speaker 1: be like, oh, we like this guy who just violently
Speaker 1: attacked Chris Rock. It was like, let's go back to normal.
Speaker 1: Everything's fine, like the way and let me just say,
Speaker 1: most actors and celebrities come from alcoholic homes where you
Speaker 1: act like everything is fine after someone gets drung, after
Speaker 1: someone um verbally abuses someone, after someone hit someone. These families,
Speaker 1: you guys know it best. He's know this. It was
Speaker 1: something freakish happens in your family. The next morning, everything's fine,
Speaker 1: let's not talk about it, And like that's what America
Speaker 1: is founded on, is like denial. And I think it
Speaker 1: makes sense too to me. It's like this freakish thing
Speaker 1: happens and you just gotta like, let's go onto the show,
Speaker 1: act like everything is normal. And then quest Love was
Speaker 1: meditating during everything that happened. He didn't even see what
Speaker 1: happened because he was giving an award next or he
Speaker 1: was about to be up for an award that he
Speaker 1: won from Chris Rock, So he was meditating during the
Speaker 1: moment it happened. Didn't know what happened. He heard like commotion,
Speaker 1: but it wasn't. If you're closing your eyes meditating, you
Speaker 1: don't know what happened during that moment. It was just
Speaker 1: like he heard talking and then all was on WOA
Speaker 1: and then slap and maybe but like there was a
Speaker 1: dirty joke that got a reaction from me, and I
Speaker 1: wonder why he didn't stab out of it when Will
Speaker 1: Smith was like, get you. My wife's saying bother fucking mount.
Speaker 1: You know, maybe that want to step down of it.
Speaker 1: But Quest of going up there accepting the ward like
Speaker 1: everything was normal. Probably jolted people into a sense of like, Okay,
Speaker 1: we're back, we're back on and so that made sense
Speaker 1: to me, even though well, I think yeah, I think
Speaker 1: environment plays a huge role. It's like, it's like if
Speaker 1: you get attacked at an outdoor show and you have
Speaker 1: thirty security guards too, like and your way like that
Speaker 1: person to to Dave Chappelle is nothing right like and
Speaker 1: to everybody, that person is nothing. And that's probably why
Speaker 1: he's attacking something like Dave Chappelle because the world sees
Speaker 1: him as nothing right. But then we just beat the
Speaker 1: ship out of him because he's nothing. Well, Smith, on
Speaker 1: the other hand, is everything. He's about to get an oscar,
Speaker 1: he's in a tuxedo. You're in a place where if
Speaker 1: you act out of line as an actor, your career
Speaker 1: could get hurt. No one wants to offend in those circumstances, right,
Speaker 1: But at a comedy show, wasn't the audience's job to
Speaker 1: stand up to him. It was the academy's job. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there should have been security. I'm sure there was security.
Speaker 1: Well there, I'm sure they sniffed for bombs. I mean,
Speaker 1: this is a huge event, Like, there were people there
Speaker 1: that could have gotten him out of that. It was
Speaker 1: their job, and that's what was also how Chris Rock
Speaker 1: reacted to it. Because Chris Rock reacted to it very calmly.
Speaker 1: Because I saw him last it was wild to see him.
Speaker 1: Emil and I are just sitting at this table and
Speaker 1: Chris Rock walks by. Perpetular It was there too. Who
Speaker 1: He's hosting Kimmel this week? It's so weird that um
Speaker 1: Kimball got COVID. Perbegulia fills in and I was with
Speaker 1: perpeticularly like it's I always do that, Like you know
Speaker 1: how I was talking about like I always when something happens,
Speaker 1: I think about where was I when that happened. It's
Speaker 1: always weird to me to be like WHOA. I was
Speaker 1: just with Perbeguliard and he was just like talking about
Speaker 1: like you know, work on his building and like the
Speaker 1: pipes and the plumbing and like now he's like hosting Kimmel.
Speaker 1: It's just like a cool thing. But anyway, Chris Rock
Speaker 1: walked in and Amel and I were both like, it's
Speaker 1: so weird to like see his face where like that's
Speaker 1: where Will Smith's like hit Like there's just like this
Speaker 1: weird moment of like, I can't believe that person is
Speaker 1: the same person that was. It's just weird to see.
Speaker 1: But he looked, well, your dad does exactly what you did.
Speaker 1: We learned that recently that he was like, oh, I
Speaker 1: was here when this happened, Dad, verbatim said. And I
Speaker 1: was thinking, I remember where I was when I heard
Speaker 1: that song or like when that that person was. I
Speaker 1: think like if we if I if you hung out
Speaker 1: with my parents, you would be like, oh, this is
Speaker 1: I think it's kind when I hang out with your parents.
Speaker 1: I'm like, Okay, you got that, this is this piece,
Speaker 1: this is this It's like putting particular a little bit
Speaker 1: for like, it's not just me. Yeah, it's so nice
Speaker 1: when someone you can go okay, that's why she's that way. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is why she tells stories about Cincinnati. I love
Speaker 1: going at your dad for that. Love me and your
Speaker 1: dad's relationship. We really bussed each other's balls. It's great.
Speaker 1: It really makes me happy that you can do that.
Speaker 1: He is an awesome guy, and I love that so
Speaker 1: many people like love him from watching the show, and
Speaker 1: You're gonna love me more. He wasn't even a part
Speaker 1: of the last episode because of COVID Sunday. Thanks for
Speaker 1: watching everyone, The ratings were good. That's great. Yeah, the
Speaker 1: first time I'm hearing it. Yeah, I heard it last
Speaker 1: night for the first time. Wait, did you look up
Speaker 1: something texting? We're texting back from God and they said
Speaker 1: they were happy with the premier numbers. Yeah. I was too,
Speaker 1: very happy. So good job everyone. Let's take a quick
Speaker 1: break and come back with more. We're back. It's time
Speaker 1: for sports. Here's Andrew's weekly sports moment. What happened? Oh no, actually,
Speaker 1: this is a positive story. Get you guys up. Um
Speaker 1: an NFL player turned neurosurgeon, Dr. My own Role, shares
Speaker 1: the secret behind his success, saying he challenges himself to
Speaker 1: get two better every single day by breaking down large
Speaker 1: goals into small tasks. Okay, so two percent better every
Speaker 1: by breaking up large goals into small tasks. That makes
Speaker 1: sense for like a football player, Like it's all like, oh,
Speaker 1: three more yards to that down or whatever? Does that
Speaker 1: make sense? Do I make sense? I that's my first
Speaker 1: attempt at making anything connected to football. So like it's
Speaker 1: always like just you go little by little to score touchdown.
Speaker 1: It's like you don't go the you don't try to
Speaker 1: get it all in the first stop. Not here here
Speaker 1: he learned his two percent mind his football coach at
Speaker 1: Florida State, and he was this guy was brilliant. He
Speaker 1: went to Oxford like he still he got drafted, Like
Speaker 1: he could have just been as Oxford's he wore, he
Speaker 1: wears Oxfords. He could have he could have just been
Speaker 1: an NFL football player, you know, like the idea, like
Speaker 1: a lot of people make fun of football during the
Speaker 1: fucking's logan idiots. Probably to learn an NFL playbook is
Speaker 1: just as hard as anything. I can't understand the game
Speaker 1: brilliant to understand football. It's so it's so confusing that
Speaker 1: on top of its coming a neurosurgeon is just yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, it's just like but but you know, I'm
Speaker 1: sure he was called a nerd because he was well
Speaker 1: spoken and went to Oxford. I'm sure there are people
Speaker 1: growing up that were like, oh, you're going to be
Speaker 1: a nerd more than payer. I'm I love reading Kareem
Speaker 1: Abdul Jabbar's uh biography, no, his blog. He's so it's
Speaker 1: just funny to see a guy who, you know, it
Speaker 1: was one of the best basketball players ever be also
Speaker 1: like this just loving shows like The New Girl Britain
Speaker 1: and doing reviews of them. Check out you can subscribe
Speaker 1: to care Module. Jabar's um like newsletter and he's just right.
Speaker 1: He's like fascinating articles. He was taking a part that
Speaker 1: that new show about the l A Lakers. He didn't
Speaker 1: like how he was portrayed. He told a kid to
Speaker 1: fuck you, and everyone's like he made a good point
Speaker 1: about why he didn't like how he was portrayed. He
Speaker 1: was like, I would never speak to kids that way.
Speaker 1: And I run a foundation supporting kids and like helping
Speaker 1: kids out. And if I if I lose funding because
Speaker 1: someone who wants to make we do some charity work
Speaker 1: with me sees this show and then doesn't want to
Speaker 1: support our our fundraising because they think I told a
Speaker 1: kid to fuck off. Then then kids lose out. So
Speaker 1: I don't care that you think I told a kid
Speaker 1: to funk off, which I didn't do. I'm I don't
Speaker 1: like that this is gonna eventually hurt kids because they're
Speaker 1: gonna think of me from that show and not want
Speaker 1: to work with me and my foundation. So I thought
Speaker 1: that was a really good point. I'm going to send
Speaker 1: you his article because he just breaks it down, like
Speaker 1: why things in that show are so much MRS represented
Speaker 1: and why of course you're allowing like fictional interpretation of
Speaker 1: real events, like he doesn't expect everything to be to
Speaker 1: the t but that how some of it's harmful because
Speaker 1: it and it didn't need to be fictionalized. But um,
Speaker 1: I think this is a great Uh. It's great to
Speaker 1: hear this thing of like just chopping away. That's a
Speaker 1: great reminder all the time. We all know that to
Speaker 1: be true. It's good to hear it because that's why
Speaker 1: COVID I was so depressing, because you can't get better.
Speaker 1: You can get better from code, like you can look
Speaker 1: at it like oh COVID's its own little touchdown and
Speaker 1: that you can keep getting healthier by you know, eating vitamins,
Speaker 1: treating yourself better. Picture like chewing on fucking Fred Flintstone
Speaker 1: fish oil. Just what do you want to do if
Speaker 1: you want to blow barroning before you chew down the
Speaker 1: whole thing? Wilma um so but no, but but like
Speaker 1: that's why COVID so depressing, because when you start getting
Speaker 1: two percent better and then it's like, hey, you want
Speaker 1: to go back another I guess more goal oriented in
Speaker 1: terms of things that you can quote unquote control. Um.
Speaker 1: I know that when I was trying to write my book,
Speaker 1: I came up with a plan because I was just
Speaker 1: so daunted by this, like proposal, which is already the
Speaker 1: baby step to writing a book. A proposal is a
Speaker 1: very short version. You only do one chapter, but you
Speaker 1: give you know, summaries for each chapter, just a couple
Speaker 1: of paragraphs. So it's already less daunting than a book.
Speaker 1: But for some reason I couldn't get it done. And
Speaker 1: then we came up with a plan because word all
Speaker 1: was really in back then. I may have talked about
Speaker 1: this on the show Bears repeating, Um, I was like,
Speaker 1: it would be nice if every day you set me
Speaker 1: something that was like a wordle. Every day it's like
Speaker 1: it just pops in and it's a little assignment for
Speaker 1: me that it's just baby steps. The other day, my
Speaker 1: my apartment is just a fucking disaster. It is like
Speaker 1: I can unpack, I don't have room for all the
Speaker 1: stuff I have. I don't know where to get rid
Speaker 1: of it all. I am so overwhelmed. And the other
Speaker 1: day and it's been like then just fucking treat it
Speaker 1: like ship, Like who cares And the other day I
Speaker 1: set my alarm for an hour and I'm just like,
Speaker 1: just put away things for an hour and listen to
Speaker 1: a podcast. And when the hour is up, you have
Speaker 1: to stop. This is not something that you get to
Speaker 1: keep going. And exactly an hour, I was like, I'm
Speaker 1: getting tired, Like, let me look at the clock. Exactly
Speaker 1: was on an hour and I was like, yes, I
Speaker 1: can stop. And it wasn't done. But man, it made
Speaker 1: me feel so much better to have that clean, that
Speaker 1: clean of space or working out or anything like if
Speaker 1: you can't do it all, just do whatever you can. Yeah.
Speaker 1: But yeah, times two times ten, two times ten divided
Speaker 1: by ten is but no, I think, Yeah, I think
Speaker 1: that setting a time where you go you don't overthink it,
Speaker 1: Like that's everything that I feel like, I think, me
Speaker 1: and you or whatever, just me. For instance, I will
Speaker 1: overthink a task and then it will cause me to
Speaker 1: be paralyzed to do that task, getting back to someone,
Speaker 1: getting back to a text, to stop overthinking, just do it,
Speaker 1: just n just Nike. Um. This segment is brought to
Speaker 1: you by Nike. No, it's not UM. We have to
Speaker 1: get to fan tracks are weekly fan letters. Let's do
Speaker 1: it alright, alright, I have I have two uh d
Speaker 1: ms that we got. One is an update. You remember
Speaker 1: last week we had Mark um Mark's voicemail. He listens
Speaker 1: to the show at like five in the morning. He
Speaker 1: was like very bombastic. He had to go honest, sound
Speaker 1: like he had that kind of like morning radio DJ energy. Yes, okay,
Speaker 1: so he goes, He's back, Yes, he goes, vagitice Mark here, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was. Yeah. I was exhausted and still am glad
Speaker 1: you could relate. It's Wednesday morning here and I'm at
Speaker 1: work on my day off. I'm an air traffic controller.
Speaker 1: That's right, I think Mark. I think I'm following him
Speaker 1: now because he I know, having had air traffic controller
Speaker 1: friends before, our fans, that they can affect when I leave.
Speaker 1: It's all up to the air traffic controller. It's so
Speaker 1: crazy that, yeah, a pilot and that's and I go,
Speaker 1: I'm texting my friend who is an air traffic controller.
Speaker 1: We're going to be good to go soon. And they
Speaker 1: were like yeah, right they did. But guess what I was, right,
Speaker 1: I had I think Mark. Mark mine was the one
Speaker 1: who wrote me last week and he was like, hey,
Speaker 1: are you are you flying west from St. Louis anytime
Speaker 1: soon next you are let me know, I'll hook it up.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, I'm not kidding you. These guys are
Speaker 1: the ones that control who leaves and these these are
Speaker 1: the ones. And some of it comes down to if
Speaker 1: they want to let that guy, if they like that
Speaker 1: pilot or not. It's really at some point things can
Speaker 1: be both. It can both be like safe to fly
Speaker 1: and you can like this pilot more than the other. Interesting,
Speaker 1: you know, it could be it could both be safe
Speaker 1: for both these pilots to fly because they didn't get
Speaker 1: the fly maybe, but guess what a manager might give
Speaker 1: us a shift to someone that they like that they
Speaker 1: rather than someone they don't like. So, you know, attitude,
Speaker 1: your your relationship with people you work with. Despite we
Speaker 1: think like f A A regulations. Both it can be
Speaker 1: clear skies and good for two different pilots to fly.
Speaker 1: One might be delayed and the other might go in
Speaker 1: time or it's the other way around, and they might choose,
Speaker 1: but it might be dangerous and they wouldn't do that.
Speaker 1: These guys are like the idea of like there's no
Speaker 1: engine and you're like, yeah, but dude, Nicky Glazer. If
Speaker 1: if both can be true, is what I'm saying. If
Speaker 1: both like like, both the lights are on you again,
Speaker 1: let's say there's two that. Oh yeah, because I just
Speaker 1: shoot a video the other day. I'm so sorry. Noth Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. DMJ not Noah are editors? Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: sorry DMJ. Sorry Jesus mirror jess Um. Alright, let's get
Speaker 1: to the next one. Both lights can be on me
Speaker 1: is so funny. I just noticed. Seriously, why you're wait,
Speaker 1: let's see what let's see. Oh wait, he went too far.
Speaker 1: But it's fine. Oh my god. They look like they
Speaker 1: have personalities, are like they really do? All right? Okay,
Speaker 1: next next fan trax. Okay, quick one another d M
Speaker 1: from Jana Bestie. I always forget poop bags when I
Speaker 1: walk my dog, and twice in the past week I've
Speaker 1: used your trick to just cover it up in dirt
Speaker 1: and pick it up. L I'm just walking around my
Speaker 1: neighborhood with a huge clump of dirt poop um. That
Speaker 1: is awesome. Thank you so much for actually using my technique.
Speaker 1: I want to say that today I was walking Luigi
Speaker 1: in my crocs pale legs really a rain jacket that
Speaker 1: my housekeeper goes, oh, are you a fighter? Firefighter? Now?
Speaker 1: She like nagged me, I'm gonna suck her now. Um,
Speaker 1: So I looked disgusting. And a guy walked by, and
Speaker 1: or two guys walked by. I didn't even know if
Speaker 1: they I wasn't even thinking about them. And then I
Speaker 1: looked behind me because Luigi was kind of like pulling.
Speaker 1: So I turned around and they were both looking at
Speaker 1: me and like getting up their phones, and so I
Speaker 1: kind of looked at them like, oh, hi, you know, waved,
Speaker 1: and he goes, you got poop bags today? And I
Speaker 1: was like, I do because I was getting one out
Speaker 1: of the thing. And so I'm getting recognized for like
Speaker 1: not having poop bags, which is honestly that method which
Speaker 1: I invented. I'm very proud of. And I did invent
Speaker 1: it like the cops salad from herb, but it is
Speaker 1: I did invent it. I mean, I'm sure other people
Speaker 1: have used it. People are like people, you know much
Speaker 1: also made out of ship. Oh and I do want
Speaker 1: to say about the housekeeper. Can we just tell the
Speaker 1: quick story? Can tell a quick story about the picking
Speaker 1: up people. We're very on your side. They go, I
Speaker 1: you know what, she picked it up that guy like
Speaker 1: they were mad at me for SA and you were
Speaker 1: getting canceled because you still picked it up. Yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: but live maybe you're there live. Let me just also
Speaker 1: say that if you don't feel like doing the multi
Speaker 1: method when you when you love, leave a piece of poop,
Speaker 1: next time you go out and pick up two pieces
Speaker 1: of poop, you find a piece of that isn't yours
Speaker 1: and you pick it up, and then you both can
Speaker 1: be true both poo and I do have to say
Speaker 1: when I the other day, when I did it um
Speaker 1: right after the show A didn'ute on Monday, I did
Speaker 1: it with grass and I put on my Instagram story.
Speaker 1: I was so happy to be able to write poopsh
Speaker 1: did it again? It was such It was like one
Speaker 1: of those things where you go, oh my god, I
Speaker 1: wrote hoops I did again. I go, wait, how often
Speaker 1: do you come across a word that is just like
Speaker 1: poop on a thing that you're saying. It's like one
Speaker 1: of those beautiful moments like that one we had before
Speaker 1: that ended up being racist. Where you go, if it
Speaker 1: wasn't racist, it would be extremely clever and a coincidence. Yes,
Speaker 1: but no next stop. Oh no, we were gonna tell
Speaker 1: the story. Go ahead, sorry story voicemail. No, don't just skip,
Speaker 1: We'll save it Columbine. Okay, So here's a voicemail from Tito. Hey, Nikki,
Speaker 1: Andrew and no, this is Tito from Arizona. Um, just
Speaker 1: what I say. You know, I love the pod. It's
Speaker 1: something I look forward to, you know, listening to every
Speaker 1: day when go to work or walk or whatever. Anyways,
Speaker 1: I was listening to the last podcast on when you
Speaker 1: guys were talking about video games, and I'm like, wow,
Speaker 1: this is something that I I'm very fond of, you know,
Speaker 1: gaming for you know, forty plus years now. So I
Speaker 1: just have a question about your gaming. You know, you
Speaker 1: should probably get a Nintendo Switch. That way you guys
Speaker 1: can do something you know, quick gaming on the go.
Speaker 1: You guys are on the road at the time. Anyways.
Speaker 1: Also my question to you is about games. If you
Speaker 1: can actually create a game, what would it be about.
Speaker 1: Would it be something typical like a racing game, a
Speaker 1: fighting game, or maybe something like, you know, a game
Speaker 1: where you have to get rid of the from the world.
Speaker 1: You know, you see, like, for example, your character can
Speaker 1: go around silencing horribly loud ass mufflers from game anyway,
Speaker 1: and uh, sorry if I don't have an s MR voice,
Speaker 1: So anyways, going back, that's it for me and Jack
Speaker 1: at the box. That's good. I um know, a sm
Speaker 1: R voices with accents are so soothing. I'm listening to
Speaker 1: this book right now, how called um how to stop
Speaker 1: how to stop over eating or something I can't stop eating.
Speaker 1: It's called the book, but it's a it's an audio
Speaker 1: book on YouTube and the woman I've told Bessie's before.
Speaker 1: If you have been cheating situation, this book is great
Speaker 1: to listen to. But even if you don't, her voice
Speaker 1: is so soothing reading this book, and it's just like,
Speaker 1: I love an accent, So Tito, you do have an
Speaker 1: a SMR voice. What would be your video game? And
Speaker 1: I was just thinking a character in uh it's called
Speaker 1: g G t A. I think Grand Theft Auto, Grand
Speaker 1: Theft Auto. It's like but someone calling out could and
Speaker 1: that guy like because that whole video game. Yeah, like
Speaker 1: when he's throwing a woman out of a moving car,
Speaker 1: Yeah she goes care and oh my god, just adding
Speaker 1: to that game would be great. And then my other
Speaker 1: idea would be, um, it would be more for kids.
Speaker 1: But like every every a kid in like a small town.
Speaker 1: They played backyard football, and like backyard football, but making
Speaker 1: a video game, so then I don't know. I just
Speaker 1: think a lot of people can or like backyard baseball
Speaker 1: where you play in people's backyards and you're the you're
Speaker 1: just star, you know what I mean? That could be
Speaker 1: kind of fun. I would have a Taylor Swift one
Speaker 1: where I get to be Taylor Swift and go through
Speaker 1: her whole day and like write songs, kind of like
Speaker 1: the Kim Kardashian game where like on like where you
Speaker 1: just like lived Taylor's life and you have to write songs.
Speaker 1: You have to like go into relationships and have breakup
Speaker 1: so that you can write about that, like that kind
Speaker 1: of thing kind of thing, like a Sims kind of thing.
Speaker 1: I also want to say, funk, what did you just say?
Speaker 1: You were talking? So. Emily is one of our listeners
Speaker 1: that became a listener a bustie of the show after
Speaker 1: I was on UM a local NPR St. Louis Public
Speaker 1: radio station. It was called St. Louis on Air and
Speaker 1: it's with UM Sarah Finski as the host. I was
Speaker 1: on her show a while back. I think maybe for
Speaker 1: f boy, I don't even know what it was for,
Speaker 1: but um, Emily is one of another radio host who
Speaker 1: fills in for Sarah sometimes and from my interview, she
Speaker 1: was like, Oh, I'm gonna check out this podcast. I
Speaker 1: want to check out like and now since then, she's
Speaker 1: become a bestie. And yesterday I went in with my
Speaker 1: dad to do an interview with her because she was
Speaker 1: filling in for Sarah, and she was like, I actually
Speaker 1: became a bestie since the last time, um, you know
Speaker 1: you were in here. And it was so funny because
Speaker 1: she was having an ocular migraine before the show was
Speaker 1: coming on and she could feel it because she says
Speaker 1: that her vision starts to look like an oil spill.
Speaker 1: It looks blurry and um. She said that. At some
Speaker 1: point she was like, I just want to warn you guys,
Speaker 1: at some point I might have to like put on
Speaker 1: my sunglasses because that's why the lights are dim in here.
Speaker 1: It's not like she wasn't in pain. Ocular migraines are
Speaker 1: usually just affect your vision like in a crazy way.
Speaker 1: And she was like, I might have to put on
Speaker 1: my sunglasses and I just don't want you to think
Speaker 1: I'm and it was my dad was goes did she say, like,
Speaker 1: you can see my dad. Because my dad's heard since
Speaker 1: high school. He doesn't really realize the proliferation of it
Speaker 1: since the podcast. For him to hear someone who doesn't
Speaker 1: know me from high school Uska was so mind blowing
Speaker 1: to him. It was so touching. It was such a
Speaker 1: great interview because she had become a bestie. She was
Speaker 1: just able to talk from this place where she really
Speaker 1: knew me. So shout out to um Emily UM. And
Speaker 1: my interview will be today on Sayle's Public Radio, which
Speaker 1: you can definitely find on their like podcast. Final thought.
Speaker 1: We both just went to the bathroom. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: so long. I um day a lot. I heard on
Speaker 1: Chris's radio show today that men wash their hands between
Speaker 1: like five times a day and women wash their hands
Speaker 1: eight times a day. And then they were talking about like, oh,
Speaker 1: it's because women p more often, and I was like,
Speaker 1: and then Brando on the show was like, eight times
Speaker 1: a day, that's an insane amount of time to pete
Speaker 1: and I probably pe twenty times a day. I'm with
Speaker 1: you there. I don't know how much he about. No
Speaker 1: know how much do you p a day? I don't
Speaker 1: pee a day a lot. I just pe during the
Speaker 1: night like eight times. Yeah. Interesting, that is annoying. But
Speaker 1: I just had to wipe with the because I went
Speaker 1: in another bathroom because she warned that one one in
Speaker 1: the guest room that I never put. I had to
Speaker 1: wipe with the toilet roll. It still had some yeah
Speaker 1: and mulch. But it's it's such a weird feeling. But
Speaker 1: I did wipe with that, and there's no um, there's
Speaker 1: no trash basket in there, So I just put it
Speaker 1: back on the role because I'm gonna get it later.
Speaker 1: No one uses that one, so I just have to
Speaker 1: remember to get it later, doing like memento. I have
Speaker 1: a I have a tangible letter that I got on
Speaker 1: the road two weeks ago that I haven't opened yet
Speaker 1: a smr. Oh is this from the same person that
Speaker 1: wrote me a letter? Oh my god, No, this is
Speaker 1: um Oh my god. The card is amazing. It's a
Speaker 1: It's a Seinfeld card. It says, YadA, YadA, YadA. I'm
Speaker 1: definitely putting this on my refrigerator. So cute. Oh and
Speaker 1: it's a picture of her and I that she printed
Speaker 1: from meeting. It says, long story short, I got you
Speaker 1: this card for your birthday. Have a happy one and
Speaker 1: she crossed out birthday. Couldn't resist this card when picking
Speaker 1: one out. I hope Houston treated you well, best Rachel.
Speaker 1: So this is Rachel from Houston and um. She also
Speaker 1: included a letter let me just read it. I'm writing
Speaker 1: this from my s s DJ counting down the last
Speaker 1: fifteen minutes. I actually do love my job, but I
Speaker 1: am chained to a desk all day. I just wanted
Speaker 1: to thank you for always being so open and honest.
Speaker 1: Listening to the pod has taught me so much about myself,
Speaker 1: and like other besties, my friends and family quickly caught
Speaker 1: on when I would tell them a story about my
Speaker 1: friend Nikki. It just happened organically. I'm so thrilled that
Speaker 1: y'all came back to Houston. As you can see, I've
Speaker 1: included a pick from years ago at the Houston Improv.
Speaker 1: You embraced me in this moment like a true friend,
Speaker 1: and I've never forgotten how awesome that felt from someone
Speaker 1: I so admired. Keep kicking as love, Rachel. We are
Speaker 1: loving meeting besties. I have been going on Instagram live
Speaker 1: and it's such a cute thing that a lot of
Speaker 1: people chat like one person one on an Instagram lad
Speaker 1: was like, I'm worried about you becoming too famous and
Speaker 1: like forgetting us besties or like sharing you with other people,
Speaker 1: like the mass people. And I totally relate to that
Speaker 1: feeling with every person I've ever loved. When like people
Speaker 1: start like they it too popular, I'm like, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: lose them. It's how I felt about Kirsten when she
Speaker 1: started being popular in high school and like now everyone
Speaker 1: is She's not mine anymore. And I just want to say, like,
Speaker 1: I understand that feeling, and I will never ever forget
Speaker 1: the besties. And you will always see when you meet
Speaker 1: me in line at a show, you know, if you go,
Speaker 1: I'm a bestie or I listened to the podcast, people
Speaker 1: in the line that aren't kind of feel weird about now.
Speaker 1: I then like they feel left out. And I can
Speaker 1: say that because they're not listening to this. And if
Speaker 1: you are listening to this, welcome. I will embrace you
Speaker 1: in a different way because it's just different, y'all. It
Speaker 1: is just and I'm saying y'all because you wrote it
Speaker 1: in that it's different. And I honestly I'm gonna put
Speaker 1: this picture of me and my fan on my refrigerator.
Speaker 1: A fun thing to send. Give me pictures of us.
Speaker 1: We met those two girls and I'll put them on refrigerator.
Speaker 1: I love because my fans are my friends. We met
Speaker 1: those two girls that had they literally look like a
Speaker 1: beat uh journalists. Oh my god, these two little girls,
Speaker 1: and they sent us pictures of the notes because we
Speaker 1: have to address them in point. I have to get
Speaker 1: back to one of them because her dad's and IVF
Speaker 1: doctor who said that he would freeze my eggs. He
Speaker 1: would do it as like a discount. Possibly, I think
Speaker 1: he's just creepy. Yeah, no he's not. He's her dad
Speaker 1: is it's in Chicago town. You know what. What's really
Speaker 1: funny now is that we have merch and so someone
Speaker 1: will have like nine pieces of merch on and go.
Speaker 1: I'm my bestie. I love when you wear your merch
Speaker 1: because I spot you in line beforehand and I'm like, yes,
Speaker 1: I can't wait. And I wore my um Nikki Laser
Speaker 1: podcast uh blue shirt on the Michael Rappaport edition of
Speaker 1: Wendy Williams the other day, and I was so excited
Speaker 1: to wear it. It looks so good. That short is
Speaker 1: so cute and I've really embraced it because I've seen
Speaker 1: so many girls and guys make it look so awesome. Um,
Speaker 1: this other person sent me a really long letter and
Speaker 1: I just want to say shout out to Perry who
Speaker 1: offered me to make a pet portrait for me. So
Speaker 1: if you want to get a pet portrait, UM, you
Speaker 1: can probably search in our followers Perry. She didn't leave
Speaker 1: her Instagram pe r r y and they do amazing
Speaker 1: pet portraits, which I'm gonna have them. Oh here it is, um,
Speaker 1: Perry Patterson Art. If you want to. That's a great gift,
Speaker 1: by the way, is to do a pet portrait for
Speaker 1: your mom, for your dad, if you have someone in
Speaker 1: your life who loves their pet. It's not as expensive
Speaker 1: as you would think. And it's just it supports an artist.
Speaker 1: So Perry Patterson Art on Instagram we have to go
Speaker 1: um anything else. Whenever I see no hold up rap,
Speaker 1: I'm just like, alright, I'll freestyle. Yeah, she altered a
Speaker 1: sign that says w R A P. I'm just always like,
Speaker 1: just like I was a young boy when I grew
Speaker 1: up strong, I never had a dickt that was that long.
Speaker 1: But I don't give a funk because I wrote this song.
Speaker 1: Every day, come along. I'm the one. Jack Harlow sucks
Speaker 1: every single day. I try to run. It doesn't even
Speaker 1: matter if I ate a line or I wrote a
Speaker 1: scooter and it was called a line. I gotta go
Speaker 1: because I'm out of time. It's kind of fun to
Speaker 1: challenge herself to do some stupid rap. Yes like that,
Speaker 1: do that every just a couple of And by the way,
Speaker 1: is not that you can't Comedians can't clip this and
Speaker 1: be like they think they're rappers. We're doing it because
Speaker 1: we know we're bad. Okay, I'm doing it because I
Speaker 1: know I'm bad. Don't think that I think. I love
Speaker 1: you guys, Thank you so much for the letters and everything.
Speaker 1: We will see you next week. Have the best weekend.
Speaker 1: Don't be and cha. You can't just throw a see
Speaker 1: in there.