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Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's trying to cut a deal

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Speaker 1: with Dominoes, where customers can order pineapple on a pizza,

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Speaker 1: but requested upside down.

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Speaker 2: That way lets the delivery guy know the door is unlocked.

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Speaker 1: There are many people waiting inside for him delivery.

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Speaker 3: I does not want to go Wait a minute.

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Speaker 1: It's Laser Stories, a segment where we read weird news

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Speaker 1: stories around the globe, just like everyone else does, except

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Speaker 1: we've got a lasers that a crust stuff ors just

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Speaker 1: don't Yes, his first laser story is out of our

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Speaker 1: favorite top spot on the map. An eighteen year old

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Speaker 1: woman named Evelina Fabianski was up to no good. She

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Speaker 1: and another sixteen year old girl set out to vandalize

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Speaker 1: her ex's car.

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Speaker 3: He's not worth the energy, He's gonna let you know.

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Speaker 2: The reason why.

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Speaker 1: She was furious because he still owed her seven hundred dollars.

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Speaker 3: Sixty year olds were able to seven hundred bucks.

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Speaker 1: So they got to the location and spray painted his car.

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Speaker 1: Even throw eggs added, which is definitely a crime of passion.

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Speaker 2: Considering the price of eggs these days.

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Speaker 3: It's a good point. I was wondering why their emphasis

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Speaker 3: was on eggs.

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Speaker 1: Yes, yea. Unfortunately for them, they got the wrong vehicle.

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Speaker 1: How the car belonged to a neighbor No no, her

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Speaker 1: ex boyfriend, and the damage was estimated at about five

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Speaker 1: thousand dollars mistake.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so there's even more trouble though.

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Speaker 1: Deputies caught Evelina driving with two open containers of.

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Speaker 2: Four loco in playing view.

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Speaker 1: So she was charged with criminal mischief contributing to the

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Speaker 1: delinquency of a minor possession of alcohol under twenty one

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Speaker 1: and dui do.

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Speaker 3: You think she's still blaming the ax ye?

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Ironically, her bail was set at seven hundred dollars and

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Speaker 1: she still didn't have it.

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Speaker 3: No, no, because he had it rough day.

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Speaker 1: This next Lazer stories out of China. There's nothing more

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Speaker 1: embarrassing than being caught in your college dorm with your

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Speaker 1: inflatable girlfriend.

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Speaker 3: You're awkwardly saying that from experiences.

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Speaker 1: Just trust me on that, okay, But that's why a

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Speaker 1: nineteen year old guy named yuse Guo, a student at

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Speaker 1: Hefei University and Technology in Central China, panicked when his

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Speaker 1: roommate arrived home earlier than expected.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, and there was.

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Speaker 1: Nowhere to hide blow lean or whatever it is he

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Speaker 1: named her.

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Speaker 3: That's such a good name, inflatable girlfriend chot.

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Speaker 2: And he didn't have time to simply let the air out.

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Speaker 3: Oh, that probably would take a while, he.

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Speaker 1: Would, So he did the next best thing. He ran

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Speaker 1: out into the hallway and set her on fire. No

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Speaker 1: one will rough way to end that relationship.

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Speaker 3: A Paris scissors could have done this job real quick.

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Speaker 2: You just tossed her out the window or something.

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Speaker 1: Sure, the Use thought the smoke would make it hard

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Speaker 1: for his dorm mates.

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Speaker 2: To see a college educated kid.

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Speaker 3: By the way, he's not college educated yet in the process.

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Speaker 1: What he didn't consider, though, was the doll was much

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Speaker 1: more flammable than expected. It sparked a huge blaze that

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Speaker 1: immediately set off fire alarms in the building. At that point,

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Speaker 1: every resident came out of their dorms to see Use

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Speaker 1: doing a stop, drop and roll with a blow up.

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Speaker 2: Doll that was on fire totally.

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Speaker 1: Luckily, authorities were able to extinguish the blaze before any

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Speaker 1: property was damaged or students got hurt. However, Use's reputation

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Speaker 1: that didn't fare quite as well. The dorm was forced

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Speaker 1: to send out a statement to the entire campus saying

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Speaker 1: please do not use open flames around plastic partners.

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Speaker 2: Oh man, that.

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Speaker 3: Didn't end up embarrassing for him. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, rough day for love and laser stories.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, let's go to your next one out of fast

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Speaker 1: food headquarters. Have you ever heard of Dave's Hot Chicken. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I still haven't heard of that one. It started as

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Speaker 1: a humble little stand serving food out of a parking lot.

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Speaker 2: In East LA.

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Speaker 3: It sounds so good.

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Speaker 1: Just four guys started at about seven years ago with

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Speaker 1: only nine hundred dollars cash, and immediately they knew it

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Speaker 1: was a winner because lines got longer.

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Speaker 3: Then looked so good.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, I want to do a food review

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Speaker 1: on it.

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Speaker 2: Looks at bomb.

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Speaker 1: Celebrities started showing up to their stand. Drake and Samuel L.

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Speaker 1: Jackson actually became investors in the company.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: So now two hundred and fifty locations later. Wow, and

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Speaker 1: remember this just started seven years ago.

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Speaker 3: A good decision by Drake.

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Speaker 1: The four guys gott an offer from a private equity

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Speaker 1: firm for a decent amount of money. Try one billion dollars.

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Speaker 3: It's not Hot Dave anymore. It's rich Dave.

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Speaker 2: And the thing is that might be low.

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Speaker 1: According to the Wall Street Journal, Dave's Hot Chicken currently

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Speaker 1: generates around one billion dollars in sales already every years.

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Speaker 3: Actually a low evaluation if they plan on growth every

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Speaker 3: time they sell a company like that, it's not the

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Speaker 3: same anymore. Sure they change a recipe or something.

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Speaker 1: The guys are considering the deal. We're going to keep

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Speaker 1: you posted on how that goes.

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Speaker 2: Imagine considering a billion.

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Speaker 3: If anyone wants to send some of that to the studio,

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Speaker 3: I will sell the radio station for one million, So

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Speaker 3: send your offers. I don't think we could get it

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Speaker 3: for that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it's a very high evaluation. Ten.

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Speaker 1: This next lazer stories out of the study of people.

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Speaker 1: There's nothing wrong with being proud of your hard work

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Speaker 1: and your accomplishments, but there are fine lines throughout. And

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Speaker 1: that's why a study was done asking people what's the

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Speaker 1: dumbest thing that people take in and here are the

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Speaker 1: top responses. Number seven drinking or smoking a lot alive.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean everyone when they're younger, right.

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Speaker 1: Weight, you know, Yeah, that's not a good look, especially

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Speaker 1: as you get older. Number six being so busy but

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Speaker 1: also being so lazy.

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Speaker 2: You know, some people are like, oh my god, I

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Speaker 2: was so lazy. I didn't even leave my bed yesterday.

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Speaker 1: Experts say both can be a big turn off if

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Speaker 1: you tell it is.

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Speaker 3: You know people who are super busy. Do you like

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Speaker 3: to bring it up only? Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Number five and number four are bragging about being unhealthy

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Speaker 1: and not sleeping.

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Speaker 3: Enough, and pop are like, I only need two years

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Speaker 3: of sleep a night. Shut up, that is not true.

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Speaker 2: Not a good look.

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Speaker 1: Number three working themselves to death and not taking time

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Speaker 1: to recharge.

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Speaker 2: And you're like, shut up. Nobody wants to hear you

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Speaker 2: brag about how hard the work or.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, boyd producer, boy okay listening, are you editing this?

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Speaker 2: So?

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Speaker 3: I don't want to hear about how we shouldn't take vacations.

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Speaker 2: I came from the heart. Number two.

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Speaker 1: Apparently it looks bad when you brag about not knowing

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Speaker 1: how to use computers or any technology.

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Speaker 3: People brag about that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's people are like, I don't know, I don't

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Speaker 1: even read the instructions.

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Speaker 2: Somebody else can do this.

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Speaker 1: And it's also looks bad if you don't even care

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Speaker 1: to learn the basics about the technology that you're using.

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Speaker 1: The number one thing, though, in the study, people say,

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Speaker 1: is the biggest no no is boasting about not.

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Speaker 2: Reading, boasting like I never read.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, i haven't read a book in seventeen years, and

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Speaker 1: I'm doing just fine.

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Speaker 3: A cry for help, isn't it.

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Speaker 1: I think boasting about reading a lot too, is a

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Speaker 1: little bit of a turn off, though, it's like, oh,

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Speaker 1: look at you so smart.

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Speaker 3: Honestly, I don't boast about it. I just told you

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Speaker 3: I read a book.

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Speaker 2: Okay, we get it. Wowd Brush, you're so intelligence.

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Speaker 1: The thing is, you don't even actually have to read,

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Speaker 1: just lie to people and say you did. Like this guy,

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Speaker 1: he tells me all the time he reads Playboy just.

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Speaker 3: For the article, Yeah, the hooters, just for the waves.

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Speaker 2: That's right. I respect him. That's how these Laser stories

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Speaker 2: has come to an end for the day. We'll do

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Speaker 2: it again the same time on Wednesday, Brooke and Jeffrey

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Speaker 2: in the morning,