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<v Speaker 1>Rooking Jubiles second Date up date and Today's second Date updates.

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<v Speaker 1>Something happened to a guy that I didn't think happened anymore,

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<v Speaker 1>not since like the fifties or even earlier the twenties.

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<v Speaker 1>He was out dancing with a girl and some guy

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<v Speaker 1>came up and asked to cut in, really and stole

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<v Speaker 1>her time. I didn't know that still existed. What's up, Charlie,

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<v Speaker 1>how are you? Hey? I'm doing all right. I'm okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Thanks for your email, man, I appreciate it, no problem.

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<v Speaker 1>Thanks for calling men, I really appreciate this. No problem.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll get into the whole cutting in thing, because I

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<v Speaker 1>thought that was weird. But first of all, tell us

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<v Speaker 1>about the girl that you want to call today. What's

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<v Speaker 1>her name? Our name? Summer? Summer? All right? And where'd

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<v Speaker 1>you meet? Summer? Set up by a friend of a friend.

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<v Speaker 1>Was it a blind date that you were going on?

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<v Speaker 1>And then yeah, yeah, yeah, I've never met her um,

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<v Speaker 1>but my friend said she was real nice and cool

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<v Speaker 1>and that I should so I said, sure, why not?

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<v Speaker 1>And was she real nice and cool? Yeah? She she

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<v Speaker 1>was really pleasant. Pleasant in a sentence, would bless your heart.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you sure you want to do a second day

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<v Speaker 1>update and try to get another day with her? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>I do, I do. I mean she she's stunning, that's

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<v Speaker 1>the thing. Was she more stunning or more pleasant? I

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<v Speaker 1>can't figure out? With you. Well, she was pleasantly stunning.

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<v Speaker 1>Pleasantly stunning. That's a nice way to describe her. So

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<v Speaker 1>what did you like about Summer so much? Why was

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<v Speaker 1>she so pleasantly stunning? Well? I expected her to be blonde,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, with a name like Summer, But she had

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<v Speaker 1>jet black hair and paul and fit and everything a

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<v Speaker 1>summer was not supposed to be. She was it. She

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<v Speaker 1>was like a naughty summer, the hottest summer ever, the

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<v Speaker 1>hottest summer on record, And you got a date with her. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I guess I got pretty lucky. So are you nervous

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<v Speaker 1>when you start? Like? I mean, you were obviously taking

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<v Speaker 1>it back with how beautiful she was? Well, yeah, it

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<v Speaker 1>was just I wasn't even sure if it was her

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<v Speaker 1>really I just kind of made eye contact. Thought about

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<v Speaker 1>it for a second, and I was thinking, just just

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<v Speaker 1>do it, man, just go approach or just asking. Her

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<v Speaker 1>name is Summer, and it was okay. Email said that

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<v Speaker 1>you guys hung out at a bar and did some

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<v Speaker 1>dancing and there at some point where a guy cut

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<v Speaker 1>in on you. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. So we went to

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<v Speaker 1>this bar and there was live music and it was

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<v Speaker 1>nice and conversations started a little flow. You got to

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<v Speaker 1>know each other, and then we started dancing. And were

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<v Speaker 1>you like grinding dancing or is this like pair dancing

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<v Speaker 1>like the foxtrot or I don't know. It was just

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<v Speaker 1>regular old dancing, not like nineteen forties old dancing like

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<v Speaker 1>now old dancing. Okay, just normal dancing, all right? And

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<v Speaker 1>how did that guy cut in on you? I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>think that happened anymore. Yeah it was. It was pretty awkward.

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<v Speaker 1>We were, you know, we had taken a break for

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<v Speaker 1>a second, went back to the bar, get some water,

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<v Speaker 1>and this guy comes in and approaches me first before

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<v Speaker 1>he approaches her. Today, I saw you guys dancing over there.

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<v Speaker 1>You guys, Ah, you're a really good couple. Could I

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<v Speaker 1>dancewer there for a second because I haven't had any

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<v Speaker 1>good partners. Sure, sure, that's strange that he even realized

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<v Speaker 1>that you guys were together and then wanted to dance

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<v Speaker 1>with her. Yeah, she was probably like watching us for

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<v Speaker 1>the whole night. Who do better? If camp was like, Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>I see you guys are a couple. Um, excuse me?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you mind if I dance with this fellow over here?

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<v Speaker 1>And then you would have had to go dance with him.

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<v Speaker 1>That was not gonna happen. So why didn't you say

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<v Speaker 1>no to him? I mean when he asked the dance

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<v Speaker 1>with HER's been like, nah, we're good man. Thanks. I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't want to look like I was possessive on the

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<v Speaker 1>first like night. First impressions are so important, so I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't want to like freak her out or anything. So

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<v Speaker 1>I said, sure, she should just crack a beer ball

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<v Speaker 1>over his head right there. That would have impressed her

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<v Speaker 1>in another universe I did. What was her response to

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<v Speaker 1>all this? When the guy asked the question, She looked

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<v Speaker 1>surprised and kind of looked like she said, sure, so

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<v Speaker 1>I just stepped out? Okay, okay, So how long was

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<v Speaker 1>this dude dancing with your date? It was a good

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<v Speaker 1>three four songs it just kept going on and on

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<v Speaker 1>and on. What were you doing just hanging out at

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<v Speaker 1>the barbie and awkward? Yeah? Yeah, you know, check Facebook,

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<v Speaker 1>check Instagram, pretend I had some email that sucks. You're like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>go ahead and dance with my dad. I got some

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<v Speaker 1>work I need to do anyway, pretty important. So do

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<v Speaker 1>you think that she's not calling you back because she

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<v Speaker 1>liked that guy more than you? I'm worried that she

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<v Speaker 1>might think I'm like some spineless little kid, or I

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<v Speaker 1>couldn't stand up for myself. I couldn't fight the big

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<v Speaker 1>bad intruder or anything like that. So she probably thinks

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<v Speaker 1>some pretty much like a weenie. How did the date

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<v Speaker 1>end with her? Then? Did you ever get her back

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<v Speaker 1>after that guy stole your date away? Oh? Yeah yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>She eventually cut off and came back to me and said, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>how you doing. I was yeah, I was pretending, playing

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<v Speaker 1>it off, like, oh yeah, no, I my job. My

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<v Speaker 1>boss is always sending me these late night emails. But

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<v Speaker 1>we should get out of here, and she said, yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>We went out and we got like a little nightcap,

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<v Speaker 1>like a slice of pizza, and then she called an

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<v Speaker 1>uber and she gave me a like a like a

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<v Speaker 1>polite kiss, like on the cheek or something. No, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>like on my lip. It was polite. It was polite.

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<v Speaker 1>So it wasn't like a passionate, I like you a

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<v Speaker 1>lot kiss. It was like thanks for a fun night

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<v Speaker 1>and the pizza. And then she just got in the

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<v Speaker 1>car and left. Yeah, did she ever ask you why

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<v Speaker 1>you didn't cut in? H? No, she didn't, but I

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<v Speaker 1>could tell that she really wanted to ask. YEA, So

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<v Speaker 1>how many times have you tried to get ahold of

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<v Speaker 1>her since that date? I've been calling her a few times,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, sending her a few tags for the past

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<v Speaker 1>like two three weeks, and she only replied once, which

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<v Speaker 1>is when I just kind of gave up. And she

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<v Speaker 1>told me she was going to be out of town

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<v Speaker 1>for two months and that she was going to be disconnected.

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<v Speaker 1>So that sounds like a blow off and a half, Like, Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>I've got I'm gonna be gone for about two months,

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<v Speaker 1>so hopefully you'll forget about me by then. Is that

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<v Speaker 1>what it feels like? Yeah, all right, that's what it

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<v Speaker 1>sounds like. I disconnected for eight weeks. Sorry, I'm moving. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>we're gonna play a song come back, call her and

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<v Speaker 1>get your second date update, all right? I think all right, man,

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<v Speaker 1>hang on brooking Jubil in the morning. I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>if the girl's even gonna answer in today's second date

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<v Speaker 1>update because you just are tuning in for it. Charlie

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<v Speaker 1>is on the phone. He wants to call a girl names. Summer,

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<v Speaker 1>they went out to a bar with a band and

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<v Speaker 1>did some dancing on their first date. There was an

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<v Speaker 1>awkward moment where a guy actually cut in and asked

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<v Speaker 1>her to dance and spent like ten minutes dancing with her.

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<v Speaker 1>Wealth Charlie just sat there at the bar by himself

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<v Speaker 1>and waited. He thinks that maybe he didn't like show

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<v Speaker 1>that he was strong enough by telling the guy, no,

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<v Speaker 1>you can't dance with my date. And that's the reason

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<v Speaker 1>she's not calling back. I say, though, that she might

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<v Speaker 1>not answer because she told Charlie she was going to

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<v Speaker 1>be unavailable for two months. So I'm guessing when we

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<v Speaker 1>get her on the phone, Charlie, all we're gonna hear

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<v Speaker 1>is this just noises from some jungle somewhere where she's working.

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<v Speaker 1>I hope she's got a satellite phone to answer us,

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<v Speaker 1>because she's gone for two months. Who knows where Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you know it's I just hope it works. Man. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>If she answers the phone, then it's gonna be very

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<v Speaker 1>apparent that the two month thing was a lie. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if she's going to answer your call

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<v Speaker 1>because she didn't answered mine, so yeah, she most likely

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<v Speaker 1>won't answer yours. Well, let's find out what I want

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<v Speaker 1>to call this girl. I mean, she spent like ten

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<v Speaker 1>fifteen minutes of your date dancing with another guy. She's

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<v Speaker 1>lying to you, probably about even being available. Like, I

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<v Speaker 1>feel like you should chuck this up to a loss

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<v Speaker 1>and move on. She's she's just different from like everyone

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<v Speaker 1>I've been with is really how do I say this?

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<v Speaker 1>Popular with my circle of friends? So this girl is

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<v Speaker 1>completely different. She's not popular because she's not pop, because

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<v Speaker 1>it doesn't have a lot of friends. I don't get it. No, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>here's the thing is all my exes pretty much have

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<v Speaker 1>slept with all of my friends, and this girl hasn't

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<v Speaker 1>done that. Oh so so she holds a special place

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<v Speaker 1>in your heart because she hasn't slept with your friends. Yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>well let's call her and see if we can get

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<v Speaker 1>you another date. Okay, here we go. You guys really

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<v Speaker 1>don't get anything, do you. I don't think so, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>I just doubt the phone of your hang on. Hello, Hi,

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<v Speaker 1>I was looking for Summer. Who is this, Hi, Summer.

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<v Speaker 1>My name is Jebel from Brook and Jewel in the Morning.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a morning radio show. You're what I'm sorry sad again.

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<v Speaker 1>My name is Jubil and I host a morning radio show.

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<v Speaker 1>It's called Brooke and Jewel in the Morning. Okay, why

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<v Speaker 1>why are you calling me? I'm calling you because one

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<v Speaker 1>of our listeners asked if we could get you on

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<v Speaker 1>the phone. Ohe and I will start by saying this,

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<v Speaker 1>it's kind of strange that you even answered because he

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<v Speaker 1>thought you were out of town for two months. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god. Yeah. His name is Charlie, and you recently

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<v Speaker 1>went out on a date with him. I'm assuming you

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<v Speaker 1>know who I'm talking about. Yeah. So we do a

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<v Speaker 1>segment on our show called the second Date up Date.

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<v Speaker 1>So Charlie emailed us, told us about your date, told

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<v Speaker 1>us how you said you were gonna be gone for

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<v Speaker 1>two months, and asked if we could get you on

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<v Speaker 1>the phone and find out why you don't want to

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<v Speaker 1>go out with Charlie again. Yeah, I, Um, things changed

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<v Speaker 1>with my parents and I came back earlier than I

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<v Speaker 1>than I thought. You are not sticking with that lie?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, come on, it's not a lie. I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't expect to be that. Oh okay, so then

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<v Speaker 1>you're gonna call Charlie and go out with him again?

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<v Speaker 1>Uh so do you mind telling us a little bit

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<v Speaker 1>about your date? I think he's insane. If you feel

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<v Speaker 1>that strongly, why would you just tell him like, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't ever want to see you again? Instead of

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to be gone for two months. I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>want him to start contacting or get any sort of

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<v Speaker 1>I just wanted to go away. Can I tell you

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<v Speaker 1>why he thinks you're not calling him back? Sure, I'd

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<v Speaker 1>love to hear why he thinks them not talking with him. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>he thinks it's because when that guy cut in and

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<v Speaker 1>you dance with that guy for a while, he didn't

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<v Speaker 1>stick up for you in that moment. He was worried

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<v Speaker 1>that you might think he has no backbone. No, it's

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<v Speaker 1>the opposite. What do you mean. Well, after I was

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<v Speaker 1>done dancing with this guy, Charlie took me aside and

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<v Speaker 1>started talking to me, And at first I didn't know

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<v Speaker 1>what he was saying because he was whispering. That's always weird.

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<v Speaker 1>It was shady. He kept talking about the guy that

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<v Speaker 1>cut in, and he said he'd handle the situation for me.

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<v Speaker 1>What does that mean, like protect your honor? And he

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to make a plan with me where I would

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<v Speaker 1>lure the guy outside so he could fight him. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>because he wanted me to lure the guy out behind

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<v Speaker 1>the bar so he could jump out and use his

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<v Speaker 1>martial arts moves on him. Said, use his martial arts moves. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>He said he could snap the guy's neck in one move.

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<v Speaker 1>And he showed me what he like, moved his hands

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<v Speaker 1>really like a really quick emotion. He said that would

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<v Speaker 1>snap his neck. Okay, this is what I'm picturing. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>picturing him talking like a I don't know, a fourth

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<v Speaker 1>grader who's like I will do my karate moves on

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<v Speaker 1>him and trying to chop him in the neck and

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<v Speaker 1>it'll break his neck. Did you just start laughing? How

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<v Speaker 1>did you control your control yourself? Yeah? I didn't know

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<v Speaker 1>what to do. I just said, let's let's just get

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<v Speaker 1>some pizza. Did you like anything about him, like up

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<v Speaker 1>until the ninja momentum. You know, he was just very awkward,

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<v Speaker 1>of course, Yeah, observing his surroundings in case he needs

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<v Speaker 1>to make a quick escape or you know, scissor kick somebody.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess it was one of the weirdest nights of

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<v Speaker 1>my entire life. Hey, Summer, I do have to let

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<v Speaker 1>you know that that guy Charlie is a real life

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<v Speaker 1>karate master, Okay. Yeah, and he's a master of illusion

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<v Speaker 1>because he's actually on the other life and listening this conversation,

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<v Speaker 1>wants to talk to you. You're serious, yes, no, Charlie. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>should I say, Charlie Son, Charlie Son, are you there? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm right here, I'm right here. That Summer, I was

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<v Speaker 1>just do like the right thing, Okay. I was trying

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<v Speaker 1>to defend your honor, all right, Um, I don't need

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<v Speaker 1>you to tend my honor. I'm not, you know, It's

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<v Speaker 1>just it was creepy, Summer the guy. No, No, you

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<v Speaker 1>were creepy. You were trying to show your martial arts

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<v Speaker 1>moves in the back of the bar. I mean, I

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't going to lure somebody out there for you. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I wasn't going to fight him in the bar, So

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<v Speaker 1>of course we had to take him outside. Are bad?

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<v Speaker 1>What is wrong with you? You don't have to beat

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<v Speaker 1>up anyone. Here's the thing. Guys are animals, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>and sometimes you need to put the animals in their place.

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<v Speaker 1>And I was going to help you. Talk about you're insane.

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<v Speaker 1>No no, no no, no, okay, Well I am insane for you,

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<v Speaker 1>and I will do anything that I have to do

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<v Speaker 1>to protect you. All right. That makes me sure I'm insane.

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<v Speaker 1>She was just dancing. We agree, We agree, agree, we're

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<v Speaker 1>this is insane. How many guys would actually stand up

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<v Speaker 1>for you like I did, Well, not a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>guys know that much karate, Charlie. That's the problems. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>not a lot of guys know the moves that I know. Charlie.

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<v Speaker 1>You realize that she was just dancing with somebody. It's

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<v Speaker 1>not like someone was attacking her. Well, here's the thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Martial arts is about honor, and this guy was dishonoring

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<v Speaker 1>me in my face. Of course I gotta step up. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but Charlie, trying to get your date to we were

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<v Speaker 1>him outside so you could fight him. Yeah, Well it

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't have been much of a fight. Honestly, you would

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<v Speaker 1>have been out in like three seconds. You guys still

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<v Speaker 1>need me at this point, I think you know. What

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<v Speaker 1>he's saying kind of proves my point. Yeah, I do

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<v Speaker 1>need you for justin No, just I need you for

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<v Speaker 1>one second, Summer, because I have to ask you this.

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<v Speaker 1>Would you like to go on a second date with Charlie?

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<v Speaker 1>We will pay for it. I want to honor Charlie

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<v Speaker 1>right now and say no, and I want him to

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<v Speaker 1>practice kid squatting moves on another date. Well you know

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<v Speaker 1>what you're missing out on, like a personal superhero that

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<v Speaker 1>helps you out with whatever you need. So good luck. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I stopped watching cartoons when I was about twelve. All right, well,

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<v Speaker 1>no second date, Charlie. I'm sorry, Summer. Thank you for

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<v Speaker 1>being honest with us about what happened. I appreciate it. Yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>thanks guys. Yea, I would like to thank both of

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<v Speaker 1>you for coming into my dojo today. You're a great competitor.

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<v Speaker 1>Broken Jupil in the morning,