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Speaker 1: Something happened to a guy that I didn't think happened anymore,
Speaker 1: not since like the fifties or even earlier the twenties.
Speaker 1: He was out dancing with a girl and some guy
Speaker 1: came up and asked to cut in, really and stole
Speaker 1: her time. I didn't know that still existed. What's up, Charlie,
Speaker 1: how are you? Hey? I'm doing all right. I'm okay.
Speaker 1: Thanks for your email, man, I appreciate it, no problem.
Speaker 1: Thanks for calling men, I really appreciate this. No problem.
Speaker 1: We'll get into the whole cutting in thing, because I
Speaker 1: thought that was weird. But first of all, tell us
Speaker 1: about the girl that you want to call today. What's
Speaker 1: her name? Our name? Summer? Summer? All right? And where'd
Speaker 1: you meet? Summer? Set up by a friend of a friend.
Speaker 1: Was it a blind date that you were going on?
Speaker 1: And then yeah, yeah, yeah, I've never met her um,
Speaker 1: but my friend said she was real nice and cool
Speaker 1: and that I should so I said, sure, why not?
Speaker 1: And was she real nice and cool? Yeah? She she
Speaker 1: was really pleasant. Pleasant in a sentence, would bless your heart.
Speaker 1: Are you sure you want to do a second day
Speaker 1: update and try to get another day with her? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I do, I do. I mean she she's stunning, that's
Speaker 1: the thing. Was she more stunning or more pleasant? I
Speaker 1: can't figure out? With you. Well, she was pleasantly stunning.
Speaker 1: Pleasantly stunning. That's a nice way to describe her. So
Speaker 1: what did you like about Summer so much? Why was
Speaker 1: she so pleasantly stunning? Well? I expected her to be blonde,
Speaker 1: you know, with a name like Summer, But she had
Speaker 1: jet black hair and paul and fit and everything a
Speaker 1: summer was not supposed to be. She was it. She
Speaker 1: was like a naughty summer, the hottest summer ever, the
Speaker 1: hottest summer on record, And you got a date with her. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I guess I got pretty lucky. So are you nervous
Speaker 1: when you start? Like? I mean, you were obviously taking
Speaker 1: it back with how beautiful she was? Well, yeah, it
Speaker 1: was just I wasn't even sure if it was her
Speaker 1: really I just kind of made eye contact. Thought about
Speaker 1: it for a second, and I was thinking, just just
Speaker 1: do it, man, just go approach or just asking. Her
Speaker 1: name is Summer, and it was okay. Email said that
Speaker 1: you guys hung out at a bar and did some
Speaker 1: dancing and there at some point where a guy cut
Speaker 1: in on you. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. So we went to
Speaker 1: this bar and there was live music and it was
Speaker 1: nice and conversations started a little flow. You got to
Speaker 1: know each other, and then we started dancing. And were
Speaker 1: you like grinding dancing or is this like pair dancing
Speaker 1: like the foxtrot or I don't know. It was just
Speaker 1: regular old dancing, not like nineteen forties old dancing like
Speaker 1: now old dancing. Okay, just normal dancing, all right? And
Speaker 1: how did that guy cut in on you? I didn't
Speaker 1: think that happened anymore. Yeah it was. It was pretty awkward.
Speaker 1: We were, you know, we had taken a break for
Speaker 1: a second, went back to the bar, get some water,
Speaker 1: and this guy comes in and approaches me first before
Speaker 1: he approaches her. Today, I saw you guys dancing over there.
Speaker 1: You guys, Ah, you're a really good couple. Could I
Speaker 1: dancewer there for a second because I haven't had any
Speaker 1: good partners. Sure, sure, that's strange that he even realized
Speaker 1: that you guys were together and then wanted to dance
Speaker 1: with her. Yeah, she was probably like watching us for
Speaker 1: the whole night. Who do better? If camp was like, Hey,
Speaker 1: I see you guys are a couple. Um, excuse me?
Speaker 1: Do you mind if I dance with this fellow over here?
Speaker 1: And then you would have had to go dance with him.
Speaker 1: That was not gonna happen. So why didn't you say
Speaker 1: no to him? I mean when he asked the dance
Speaker 1: with HER's been like, nah, we're good man. Thanks. I
Speaker 1: didn't want to look like I was possessive on the
Speaker 1: first like night. First impressions are so important, so I
Speaker 1: didn't want to like freak her out or anything. So
Speaker 1: I said, sure, she should just crack a beer ball
Speaker 1: over his head right there. That would have impressed her
Speaker 1: in another universe I did. What was her response to
Speaker 1: all this? When the guy asked the question, She looked
Speaker 1: surprised and kind of looked like she said, sure, so
Speaker 1: I just stepped out? Okay, okay, So how long was
Speaker 1: this dude dancing with your date? It was a good
Speaker 1: three four songs it just kept going on and on
Speaker 1: and on. What were you doing just hanging out at
Speaker 1: the barbie and awkward? Yeah? Yeah, you know, check Facebook,
Speaker 1: check Instagram, pretend I had some email that sucks. You're like, yeah,
Speaker 1: go ahead and dance with my dad. I got some
Speaker 1: work I need to do anyway, pretty important. So do
Speaker 1: you think that she's not calling you back because she
Speaker 1: liked that guy more than you? I'm worried that she
Speaker 1: might think I'm like some spineless little kid, or I
Speaker 1: couldn't stand up for myself. I couldn't fight the big
Speaker 1: bad intruder or anything like that. So she probably thinks
Speaker 1: some pretty much like a weenie. How did the date
Speaker 1: end with her? Then? Did you ever get her back
Speaker 1: after that guy stole your date away? Oh? Yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: She eventually cut off and came back to me and said, hey,
Speaker 1: how you doing. I was yeah, I was pretending, playing
Speaker 1: it off, like, oh yeah, no, I my job. My
Speaker 1: boss is always sending me these late night emails. But
Speaker 1: we should get out of here, and she said, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: We went out and we got like a little nightcap,
Speaker 1: like a slice of pizza, and then she called an
Speaker 1: uber and she gave me a like a like a
Speaker 1: polite kiss, like on the cheek or something. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: like on my lip. It was polite. It was polite.
Speaker 1: So it wasn't like a passionate, I like you a
Speaker 1: lot kiss. It was like thanks for a fun night
Speaker 1: and the pizza. And then she just got in the
Speaker 1: car and left. Yeah, did she ever ask you why
Speaker 1: you didn't cut in? H? No, she didn't, but I
Speaker 1: could tell that she really wanted to ask. YEA, So
Speaker 1: how many times have you tried to get ahold of
Speaker 1: her since that date? I've been calling her a few times,
Speaker 1: you know, sending her a few tags for the past
Speaker 1: like two three weeks, and she only replied once, which
Speaker 1: is when I just kind of gave up. And she
Speaker 1: told me she was going to be out of town
Speaker 1: for two months and that she was going to be disconnected.
Speaker 1: So that sounds like a blow off and a half, Like, Hey,
Speaker 1: I've got I'm gonna be gone for about two months,
Speaker 1: so hopefully you'll forget about me by then. Is that
Speaker 1: what it feels like? Yeah, all right, that's what it
Speaker 1: sounds like. I disconnected for eight weeks. Sorry, I'm moving. Well,
Speaker 1: we're gonna play a song come back, call her and
Speaker 1: get your second date update, all right? I think all right, man,
Speaker 1: hang on brooking Jubil in the morning. I don't know
Speaker 1: if the girl's even gonna answer in today's second date
Speaker 1: update because you just are tuning in for it. Charlie
Speaker 1: is on the phone. He wants to call a girl names. Summer,
Speaker 1: they went out to a bar with a band and
Speaker 1: did some dancing on their first date. There was an
Speaker 1: awkward moment where a guy actually cut in and asked
Speaker 1: her to dance and spent like ten minutes dancing with her.
Speaker 1: Wealth Charlie just sat there at the bar by himself
Speaker 1: and waited. He thinks that maybe he didn't like show
Speaker 1: that he was strong enough by telling the guy, no,
Speaker 1: you can't dance with my date. And that's the reason
Speaker 1: she's not calling back. I say, though, that she might
Speaker 1: not answer because she told Charlie she was going to
Speaker 1: be unavailable for two months. So I'm guessing when we
Speaker 1: get her on the phone, Charlie, all we're gonna hear
Speaker 1: is this just noises from some jungle somewhere where she's working.
Speaker 1: I hope she's got a satellite phone to answer us,
Speaker 1: because she's gone for two months. Who knows where Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you know it's I just hope it works. Man. Yeah.
Speaker 1: If she answers the phone, then it's gonna be very
Speaker 1: apparent that the two month thing was a lie. Well,
Speaker 1: I don't know if she's going to answer your call
Speaker 1: because she didn't answered mine, so yeah, she most likely
Speaker 1: won't answer yours. Well, let's find out what I want
Speaker 1: to call this girl. I mean, she spent like ten
Speaker 1: fifteen minutes of your date dancing with another guy. She's
Speaker 1: lying to you, probably about even being available. Like, I
Speaker 1: feel like you should chuck this up to a loss
Speaker 1: and move on. She's she's just different from like everyone
Speaker 1: I've been with is really how do I say this?
Speaker 1: Popular with my circle of friends? So this girl is
Speaker 1: completely different. She's not popular because she's not pop, because
Speaker 1: it doesn't have a lot of friends. I don't get it. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: here's the thing is all my exes pretty much have
Speaker 1: slept with all of my friends, and this girl hasn't
Speaker 1: done that. Oh so so she holds a special place
Speaker 1: in your heart because she hasn't slept with your friends. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: well let's call her and see if we can get
Speaker 1: you another date. Okay, here we go. You guys really
Speaker 1: don't get anything, do you. I don't think so, all right,
Speaker 1: I just doubt the phone of your hang on. Hello, Hi,
Speaker 1: I was looking for Summer. Who is this, Hi, Summer.
Speaker 1: My name is Jebel from Brook and Jewel in the Morning.
Speaker 1: It's a morning radio show. You're what I'm sorry sad again.
Speaker 1: My name is Jubil and I host a morning radio show.
Speaker 1: It's called Brooke and Jewel in the Morning. Okay, why
Speaker 1: why are you calling me? I'm calling you because one
Speaker 1: of our listeners asked if we could get you on
Speaker 1: the phone. Ohe and I will start by saying this,
Speaker 1: it's kind of strange that you even answered because he
Speaker 1: thought you were out of town for two months. Oh
Speaker 1: my god. Yeah. His name is Charlie, and you recently
Speaker 1: went out on a date with him. I'm assuming you
Speaker 1: know who I'm talking about. Yeah. So we do a
Speaker 1: segment on our show called the second Date up Date.
Speaker 1: So Charlie emailed us, told us about your date, told
Speaker 1: us how you said you were gonna be gone for
Speaker 1: two months, and asked if we could get you on
Speaker 1: the phone and find out why you don't want to
Speaker 1: go out with Charlie again. Yeah, I, Um, things changed
Speaker 1: with my parents and I came back earlier than I
Speaker 1: than I thought. You are not sticking with that lie?
Speaker 1: I mean, come on, it's not a lie. I didn't
Speaker 1: I didn't expect to be that. Oh okay, so then
Speaker 1: you're gonna call Charlie and go out with him again?
Speaker 1: Uh so do you mind telling us a little bit
Speaker 1: about your date? I think he's insane. If you feel
Speaker 1: that strongly, why would you just tell him like, no,
Speaker 1: I don't ever want to see you again? Instead of
Speaker 1: I'm going to be gone for two months. I didn't
Speaker 1: want him to start contacting or get any sort of
Speaker 1: I just wanted to go away. Can I tell you
Speaker 1: why he thinks you're not calling him back? Sure, I'd
Speaker 1: love to hear why he thinks them not talking with him. Well,
Speaker 1: he thinks it's because when that guy cut in and
Speaker 1: you dance with that guy for a while, he didn't
Speaker 1: stick up for you in that moment. He was worried
Speaker 1: that you might think he has no backbone. No, it's
Speaker 1: the opposite. What do you mean. Well, after I was
Speaker 1: done dancing with this guy, Charlie took me aside and
Speaker 1: started talking to me, And at first I didn't know
Speaker 1: what he was saying because he was whispering. That's always weird.
Speaker 1: It was shady. He kept talking about the guy that
Speaker 1: cut in, and he said he'd handle the situation for me.
Speaker 1: What does that mean, like protect your honor? And he
Speaker 1: wanted to make a plan with me where I would
Speaker 1: lure the guy outside so he could fight him. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because he wanted me to lure the guy out behind
Speaker 1: the bar so he could jump out and use his
Speaker 1: martial arts moves on him. Said, use his martial arts moves. Yeah.
Speaker 1: He said he could snap the guy's neck in one move.
Speaker 1: And he showed me what he like, moved his hands
Speaker 1: really like a really quick emotion. He said that would
Speaker 1: snap his neck. Okay, this is what I'm picturing. I'm
Speaker 1: picturing him talking like a I don't know, a fourth
Speaker 1: grader who's like I will do my karate moves on
Speaker 1: him and trying to chop him in the neck and
Speaker 1: it'll break his neck. Did you just start laughing? How
Speaker 1: did you control your control yourself? Yeah? I didn't know
Speaker 1: what to do. I just said, let's let's just get
Speaker 1: some pizza. Did you like anything about him, like up
Speaker 1: until the ninja momentum. You know, he was just very awkward,
Speaker 1: of course, Yeah, observing his surroundings in case he needs
Speaker 1: to make a quick escape or you know, scissor kick somebody.
Speaker 1: I guess it was one of the weirdest nights of
Speaker 1: my entire life. Hey, Summer, I do have to let
Speaker 1: you know that that guy Charlie is a real life
Speaker 1: karate master, Okay. Yeah, and he's a master of illusion
Speaker 1: because he's actually on the other life and listening this conversation,
Speaker 1: wants to talk to you. You're serious, yes, no, Charlie. Yeah,
Speaker 1: should I say, Charlie Son, Charlie Son, are you there? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm right here, I'm right here. That Summer, I was
Speaker 1: just do like the right thing, Okay. I was trying
Speaker 1: to defend your honor, all right, Um, I don't need
Speaker 1: you to tend my honor. I'm not, you know, It's
Speaker 1: just it was creepy, Summer the guy. No, No, you
Speaker 1: were creepy. You were trying to show your martial arts
Speaker 1: moves in the back of the bar. I mean, I
Speaker 1: wasn't going to lure somebody out there for you. Well,
Speaker 1: I wasn't going to fight him in the bar, So
Speaker 1: of course we had to take him outside. Are bad?
Speaker 1: What is wrong with you? You don't have to beat
Speaker 1: up anyone. Here's the thing. Guys are animals, all right,
Speaker 1: and sometimes you need to put the animals in their place.
Speaker 1: And I was going to help you. Talk about you're insane.
Speaker 1: No no, no no, no, okay, Well I am insane for you,
Speaker 1: and I will do anything that I have to do
Speaker 1: to protect you. All right. That makes me sure I'm insane.
Speaker 1: She was just dancing. We agree, We agree, agree, we're
Speaker 1: this is insane. How many guys would actually stand up
Speaker 1: for you like I did, Well, not a lot of
Speaker 1: guys know that much karate, Charlie. That's the problems. Yeah,
Speaker 1: not a lot of guys know the moves that I know. Charlie.
Speaker 1: You realize that she was just dancing with somebody. It's
Speaker 1: not like someone was attacking her. Well, here's the thing.
Speaker 1: Martial arts is about honor, and this guy was dishonoring
Speaker 1: me in my face. Of course I gotta step up. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but Charlie, trying to get your date to we were
Speaker 1: him outside so you could fight him. Yeah, Well it
Speaker 1: wouldn't have been much of a fight. Honestly, you would
Speaker 1: have been out in like three seconds. You guys still
Speaker 1: need me at this point, I think you know. What
Speaker 1: he's saying kind of proves my point. Yeah, I do
Speaker 1: need you for justin No, just I need you for
Speaker 1: one second, Summer, because I have to ask you this.
Speaker 1: Would you like to go on a second date with Charlie?
Speaker 1: We will pay for it. I want to honor Charlie
Speaker 1: right now and say no, and I want him to
Speaker 1: practice kid squatting moves on another date. Well you know
Speaker 1: what you're missing out on, like a personal superhero that
Speaker 1: helps you out with whatever you need. So good luck. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I stopped watching cartoons when I was about twelve. All right, well,
Speaker 1: no second date, Charlie. I'm sorry, Summer. Thank you for
Speaker 1: being honest with us about what happened. I appreciate it. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: thanks guys. Yea, I would like to thank both of
Speaker 1: you for coming into my dojo today. You're a great competitor.
Speaker 1: Broken Jupil in the morning,