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Speaker 1: I'll do it anything for Captain Lee. My name is Old.

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Speaker 1: I come from Crimea. My mother taught me how to

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Speaker 1: both for many wealthy individuals. Anything from oyster to chips

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Speaker 1: I'm sure it's memoirs Marteen Clebri book Club can read

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Speaker 1: Let's set sail, right, Yeah, let's set sail. How are you,

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Speaker 1: by the way, I know it's been a couple of

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Speaker 1: Running against the Tide. True tales from the stud of

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Speaker 1: But then he's always just been like there's nothing sailors

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Speaker 1: His most dramatic story about the Coastguard. He's always like

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Speaker 1: was so determined that she wouldn't go lie down, quarter in,

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Speaker 1: there is a cheap bone, people are getting sick, which

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Speaker 1: does happen a lot that, Like, your job is hired

424
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Speaker 1: by the casino and you want people to gamble as

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Speaker 1: long as they can. Okay. That the time when Thore

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Speaker 1: was that about the story about the guy who didn't

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Speaker 1: change the engine filters. Oh, and that was when it

428
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Speaker 1: got to the Bravo gossip. He's like, so all these

429
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Speaker 1: fame hors. He was like, I tell him go change

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Speaker 1: the filters, and he says, let me find the sound

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Speaker 1: guy and the camera guy and I say, no, you

432
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Speaker 1: take orders from me. We have twenty four filters to change. Yeah,

433
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Speaker 1: And this is very him trying to make it seem

434
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Speaker 1: like he's this really stern, badass, badass who doesn't even

435
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Speaker 1: care that he's now been on thirteen seasons below deck.

436
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Speaker 1: He's like, I only did it because I care about

437
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Speaker 1: the sea. And they had originally hired him to watch

438
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Speaker 1: the other bath take captain. I mean that wasn't I

439
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Speaker 1: guess kind of interesting behind the curtain moment when he

440
00:24:52,960 --> 00:24:54,920
Speaker 1: was like, when they first approached him, they're like, we've

441
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Speaker 1: hired someone else to be like the actor playing the captain,

442
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Speaker 1: but would you be secret real captain? But like when

443
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Speaker 1: we can shoot scenes of like fake captain doing stuff,

444
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Speaker 1: And he was just like, that's not going to fly.

445
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Speaker 1: Chain of command on a boat. It starts, it ends

446
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Speaker 1: with me buck stops here, buddy. He's like, so sure,

447
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Speaker 1: do I like the money, yes, but not the ethics

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Speaker 1: insane folksyisms. He calls um the rumor mill in the Caribbean,

481
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Speaker 1: the coconut telephone. He oh, okay. He also has this

482
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Speaker 1: thing where he says, um, he's talking about that guy,

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Speaker 1: that chef he hated Dwayne and how he was not

484
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Speaker 1: popular with the ladies, and he was like he couldn't

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Speaker 1: get laid in a women's prison with a handful of pardons.

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Speaker 1: And then this other one. I forgot what it was

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Speaker 1: reference to, but squeeze a nickel till the buffalo shit,

488
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Speaker 1: Oh yeah he could, Yeah he could. Um yeah, that

489
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Speaker 1: was like he could just get money out of anything.

490
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Speaker 1: Oh right. It was about like an owner of a

491
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Speaker 1: boat who was always like renting the rooftop, Yeah, a

492
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Speaker 1: yoga studio because you know there used to be a

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Speaker 1: buffalo on the nickel. Oh there you go. Yeah, okay,

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Speaker 1: missed a change, mister carr And too. I did take

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Speaker 1: my currency courses, unlike re Drummond's children. It did. Here's

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Speaker 1: the thing about the casino boats that I was like, No,

497
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Speaker 1: of course, some boats can really make you less nauseous. Sorry,

498
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Speaker 1: what are you saying? I guess it really made me

499
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Speaker 1: think about different types of different types. Yeah, and how

500
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Speaker 1: some boats have the capacity to to make you less

501
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Speaker 1: nauseous or you know it all. It's a really good point, um.

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Speaker 1: And he kind of alludes to this in some ways,

503
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Speaker 1: because there's the point with the coastcard boat, right when

504
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Speaker 1: they're like when they get boarded on the way to

505
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Speaker 1: Miami and they're searching them searching for coke. Yeah, and

506
00:28:54,520 --> 00:28:57,160
Speaker 1: they're actually moving slow. The coastcard boat, because it is

507
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Speaker 1: a more narrow body boat that designed to go very

508
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Speaker 1: fat at a slow speed, becomes much more unstable. And

509
00:29:04,120 --> 00:29:07,160
Speaker 1: so he's smiling to himself thinking about the fact that

510
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Speaker 1: all the coast guy guards, coastguard guys who are still

511
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Speaker 1: on their own boat are getting very nauseous, right because

512
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Speaker 1: of the size and shape of boat and the nausea

513
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Speaker 1: that that induces. And that's very him being like He'll

514
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Speaker 1: be like, so I kind of have a sick and

515
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Speaker 1: twisted sense of humor, But by that he just means

516
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Speaker 1: he's like laughing about the coastguard getting nauseous. No, that

517
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Speaker 1: other time when he was like, yeah, like I had

518
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Speaker 1: an interview to work for this client or no Bravo,

519
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Speaker 1: and he was like, he was like, I've got a

520
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Speaker 1: pretty crazy sense of humor. So when they asked me

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Speaker 1: for a psyche val, I was just like, Oh, what

522
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Speaker 1: knoughty thing am I going to do? Anyway, I passed

523
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Speaker 1: the psyche valve and you're like, nothing happens. Okay. Here's

524
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Speaker 1: where it's like, maybe you are just getting your dick

525
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Speaker 1: sucked by the chief engineer, because when he talks about

526
00:29:52,880 --> 00:29:58,560
Speaker 1: the reasons that reality shows do psychevals, he references this

527
00:29:58,720 --> 00:30:02,880
Speaker 1: one insane gay murder case that happened from the Jenny Jones.

528
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Speaker 1: Jones said Jenny Jones, j Jones murder, gay panic Jenny Jones,

529
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Speaker 1: which I watched a Forensic Files about and I'm sure

530
00:30:11,680 --> 00:30:15,000
Speaker 1: there's gonna be like a true crime pod about it.

531
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Speaker 1: It's basically like this guy went on Jenny Jones to

532
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Speaker 1: say I have a crush on you, and then he

533
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Speaker 1: murdered him. A guy was a guy was brought onto

534
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Speaker 1: Jenny Jones and like, and the conceit of the episode

535
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Speaker 1: was someone has a secret crush on you, and the

536
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Speaker 1: guy assumed it would be a woman. And then they

537
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Speaker 1: bring out a man on stage and it was like

538
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Speaker 1: this man had a see crush on him. The guy

539
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Speaker 1: was so freaked out what people are calling the gay

540
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Speaker 1: panic defense, that three days later he went found the

541
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Speaker 1: guy shot and murdered him. Yeah. Um, And so that

542
00:30:44,400 --> 00:30:47,320
Speaker 1: led to reality show producers needed to do a psyche

543
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Speaker 1: vale on you to I guess make sure that you

544
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Speaker 1: wouldn't murder something for being gay or liking you. But

545
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Speaker 1: you think that he only brought up the gay anecdote

546
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Speaker 1: because he's getting blown by men regularly. I think it

547
00:30:57,040 --> 00:30:59,640
Speaker 1: feels very sailor like what happens at sea because a

548
00:30:59,640 --> 00:31:03,360
Speaker 1: lot of time year the one being like Lily DMX

549
00:31:03,480 --> 00:31:07,240
Speaker 1: is gay, this guy is gay. I said that there

550
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Speaker 1: was a homeoroticism to an overall yes, but we're moving

551
00:31:10,720 --> 00:31:13,160
Speaker 1: past it. All I'm saying is like I'm gonna go

552
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Speaker 1: into limb and say, I think Captain Lee is a

553
00:31:15,720 --> 00:31:19,040
Speaker 1: little like what happens at sea. It stays at sea,

554
00:31:19,480 --> 00:31:22,200
Speaker 1: and that's why the book is like so full of

555
00:31:22,240 --> 00:31:24,520
Speaker 1: details of like I mean, I think he is also

556
00:31:24,520 --> 00:31:26,920
Speaker 1: a boring grandfather sailor that it likes talking about like

557
00:31:26,960 --> 00:31:31,400
Speaker 1: square footage and like fuel holes. I mean, there's not

558
00:31:31,440 --> 00:31:33,240
Speaker 1: a lot of women in books. So it's like there's

559
00:31:33,280 --> 00:31:35,400
Speaker 1: the scene where they go to a brothel on the

560
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Speaker 1: dr in the beginning when he's like working for that

561
00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:42,160
Speaker 1: guy Crazy George, and Crazy George leave the like visa

562
00:31:42,320 --> 00:31:46,080
Speaker 1: document like boat registration document like papers at the brothel.

563
00:31:46,880 --> 00:31:50,200
Speaker 1: And my first thought was, Yeah, you never see brothels anymore,

564
00:31:50,720 --> 00:31:53,360
Speaker 1: you really don't. And it used to be just such

565
00:31:53,400 --> 00:31:55,760
Speaker 1: a fun sort of town center, and you know, there's

566
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Speaker 1: the tavern, there's the keep there. You know, you can

567
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Speaker 1: get a room, spend the night, meet a woman. But

568
00:32:03,280 --> 00:32:07,280
Speaker 1: there probably are more brothels, maybe in port cities that

569
00:32:07,640 --> 00:32:11,080
Speaker 1: we're not walking around Dumbo and it's not like above

570
00:32:11,200 --> 00:32:13,800
Speaker 1: Pe and Pickles as a brothel, you know what I mean,

571
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Speaker 1: Like I think maybe in some other places. Yeah, I

572
00:32:19,400 --> 00:32:22,000
Speaker 1: mean I guess. Yeah, all the sailors hopping off the

573
00:32:22,040 --> 00:32:26,880
Speaker 1: East River Ferry from like the Dumbo like MTA ferry,

574
00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:33,280
Speaker 1: they're like putting down their apple pay for twenty bucks. Yeah,

575
00:32:33,280 --> 00:32:39,360
Speaker 1: after their long journey from thirty fourth Street, do you

576
00:32:39,360 --> 00:32:42,800
Speaker 1: want to Nasslein to just like a to some sort

577
00:32:42,840 --> 00:32:46,960
Speaker 1: of ikea bunk bed like glorified dorm. Above Pe and

578
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Speaker 1: Pickles and Marianne I don't know. In the black and

579
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Speaker 1: white photos, I was like, it's also the thing where

580
00:32:52,120 --> 00:32:55,160
Speaker 1: it's like are you from the Midwest or are you lesbian?

581
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Speaker 1: Like I feel like she maybe has some fun such

582
00:32:59,200 --> 00:33:02,320
Speaker 1: frested tips just say he has a short bowl cut

583
00:33:02,600 --> 00:33:05,640
Speaker 1: kind of that. You're like, okay, Marianne. I mean it

584
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Speaker 1: looks like they have also tons of fun. What happened

585
00:33:09,080 --> 00:33:12,560
Speaker 1: to your book? Did you read it? At scene for

586
00:33:12,600 --> 00:33:17,760
Speaker 1: the Lily's book is a completely waterlog? I definitely yeah.

587
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Speaker 1: One method act, as to quote Pam Greer, an actor,

588
00:33:21,320 --> 00:33:25,760
Speaker 1: prepares um and I definitely just expelled sultzer on it

589
00:33:25,960 --> 00:33:29,440
Speaker 1: yesterday or the day before. Badass. No, you read hard.

590
00:33:29,720 --> 00:33:33,360
Speaker 1: I read hard and again I was traveling from Boston

591
00:33:33,520 --> 00:33:40,000
Speaker 1: to New York. Puts it away wet. Yeah. Another wait,

592
00:33:40,080 --> 00:33:43,840
Speaker 1: insane moment about ethics is when he won't cover for

593
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Speaker 1: his boy. Oh I guess it is not really his

594
00:33:46,440 --> 00:33:49,560
Speaker 1: boy on the boat is basically this guy's like, my

595
00:33:49,600 --> 00:33:51,840
Speaker 1: wife is coming to the boat, will you tell her that?

596
00:33:51,880 --> 00:33:55,200
Speaker 1: Like I was with you, you know on Wednesday the

597
00:33:55,280 --> 00:33:58,720
Speaker 1: boat owner was like fucking chicks, and he was like,

598
00:33:58,960 --> 00:34:01,240
Speaker 1: my wife is going to come to the boat today,

599
00:34:01,360 --> 00:34:04,120
Speaker 1: Like I need you to say, like if she asked

600
00:34:04,200 --> 00:34:06,800
Speaker 1: or like volunteer, like, oh yeah, me and you know

601
00:34:07,120 --> 00:34:10,760
Speaker 1: Eddie over here were tossing back Roman cokes and he's

602
00:34:10,840 --> 00:34:16,120
Speaker 1: like app slutely no, that goes against my morals as

603
00:34:16,120 --> 00:34:19,880
Speaker 1: a captain. One thing about captain's we always tell the truth.

604
00:34:22,200 --> 00:34:24,200
Speaker 1: He was like, I am not. He's like, you're paying

605
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Speaker 1: me to be a captain, and I will never lie.

606
00:34:27,560 --> 00:34:29,680
Speaker 1: This is very the pay the barber moment where he's

607
00:34:29,719 --> 00:34:32,520
Speaker 1: like uh when the other guy wants to like he's like, well,

608
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Speaker 1: I'm paying you for eight hours of work, so like

609
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Speaker 1: go to my house and cut my lawn if we're

610
00:34:35,760 --> 00:34:38,640
Speaker 1: gonna dok after four And he was just like, no,

611
00:34:38,680 --> 00:34:41,320
Speaker 1: you pay me to be a captain. Like the barber

612
00:34:41,360 --> 00:34:44,200
Speaker 1: doesn't get paid less money if the guy's bald, right,

613
00:34:44,440 --> 00:34:47,640
Speaker 1: pay the barber, pay your cap Hell yes, I mean

614
00:34:47,680 --> 00:34:50,560
Speaker 1: this guy was being so rude. Was like, okay, well

615
00:34:50,600 --> 00:34:53,400
Speaker 1: you do like yard work for me, and he was

616
00:34:53,440 --> 00:34:58,720
Speaker 1: like West Boston couple that has a honeymoon invites twelve

617
00:34:58,840 --> 00:35:01,800
Speaker 1: people on their honeymoon cruise. If I want to party

618
00:35:01,840 --> 00:35:05,320
Speaker 1: and feel glam even the fanciest yachts, You're like, I

619
00:35:05,320 --> 00:35:09,160
Speaker 1: don't know it's still like low ceiling and you're getting base.

620
00:35:09,239 --> 00:35:11,719
Speaker 1: Even if you are getting surf and turf, it has

621
00:35:11,719 --> 00:35:14,319
Speaker 1: to be frozen. Yes, no, the food. And it's just

622
00:35:14,360 --> 00:35:17,480
Speaker 1: like this is what always disgusts me about physically being show.

623
00:35:18,040 --> 00:35:20,360
Speaker 1: It's so weird and like it's just like kind of

624
00:35:20,360 --> 00:35:23,279
Speaker 1: the worst part about like what people would do with

625
00:35:23,280 --> 00:35:26,600
Speaker 1: their money, because it's your pains for the isolation, and

626
00:35:26,640 --> 00:35:29,040
Speaker 1: it's like you're paying for this incredibly tacky experience. It's

627
00:35:29,040 --> 00:35:32,120
Speaker 1: actually not that fab It's like there's no foods you

628
00:35:32,120 --> 00:35:35,440
Speaker 1: can make on like an electric burner, which is what

629
00:35:35,560 --> 00:35:39,200
Speaker 1: all right boats have. That's like going to be that incredible,

630
00:35:39,200 --> 00:35:41,240
Speaker 1: and it's all going to be like frozen or random

631
00:35:41,320 --> 00:35:43,040
Speaker 1: or weird. And because it has to like stay in

632
00:35:43,040 --> 00:35:45,600
Speaker 1: the galley and they always want the most like nasty whatever,

633
00:35:45,719 --> 00:35:51,200
Speaker 1: just like covered in truffle palm like bus everything, and

634
00:35:51,239 --> 00:35:53,080
Speaker 1: then it's just like and then you're in this kind

635
00:35:53,120 --> 00:35:55,319
Speaker 1: of like even in big nice room, it's still kind

636
00:35:55,360 --> 00:35:57,840
Speaker 1: of like cramp. No, you're sotild in this kind of

637
00:35:57,920 --> 00:36:01,560
Speaker 1: cramp thing. And I would rather sunset cruise and then

638
00:36:01,600 --> 00:36:03,960
Speaker 1: go to my gorgeous hotel room and not be like

639
00:36:04,040 --> 00:36:08,200
Speaker 1: in this low ceilinged wavy room. I mean yeah, I

640
00:36:08,200 --> 00:36:10,279
Speaker 1: mean it. We're two hundreds of millions of dollars for

641
00:36:10,320 --> 00:36:12,040
Speaker 1: someone for a big huge yat with the big huge

642
00:36:12,080 --> 00:36:16,280
Speaker 1: like motor boat yachts. Like it's insane, but it's really

643
00:36:16,320 --> 00:36:18,839
Speaker 1: the food for me. That It's like people are like, oh, like,

644
00:36:19,080 --> 00:36:21,520
Speaker 1: but you have this private chef, and it's like again,

645
00:36:21,600 --> 00:36:25,319
Speaker 1: you're still probably getting like he actually has what I

646
00:36:25,360 --> 00:36:28,080
Speaker 1: think is a really really brilliant breakdown. And this is

647
00:36:28,080 --> 00:36:30,120
Speaker 1: when I really kind of like felt like I was like,

648
00:36:30,160 --> 00:36:32,719
Speaker 1: you know what he is, He's got the right attitude

649
00:36:33,239 --> 00:36:37,399
Speaker 1: when he the really rich couple, the like monarchs, oh yeah,

650
00:36:37,440 --> 00:36:40,680
Speaker 1: and they just wanted deep dish pizza. Well, and they're

651
00:36:40,719 --> 00:36:43,759
Speaker 1: like so like the boat is docked in like San Francisco,

652
00:36:43,840 --> 00:36:46,680
Speaker 1: and they like live in this condo that overlooks the

653
00:36:46,880 --> 00:36:49,480
Speaker 1: dock and the rich guy is always like watching the

654
00:36:49,520 --> 00:36:53,239
Speaker 1: boat with his telescope from his house and then they're

655
00:36:53,239 --> 00:36:55,719
Speaker 1: like paying him to like beat to staff the yacht

656
00:36:55,760 --> 00:36:59,040
Speaker 1: when they're not using it. And they have this like

657
00:36:59,120 --> 00:37:03,000
Speaker 1: big huge apartment he's like with every you know, stove whatever,

658
00:37:03,200 --> 00:37:05,760
Speaker 1: like oh you know, they say they're like Viking stove

659
00:37:05,880 --> 00:37:09,400
Speaker 1: wolf range sure. So he explains this by like saying

660
00:37:09,400 --> 00:37:11,359
Speaker 1: that old money the difference beween old money and new

661
00:37:11,400 --> 00:37:14,120
Speaker 1: money clients. And this is actually think so true and

662
00:37:14,480 --> 00:37:17,719
Speaker 1: old money like he's like old money. The owners were

663
00:37:17,719 --> 00:37:19,520
Speaker 1: taught that people who worked for them were treated like people.

664
00:37:19,560 --> 00:37:21,160
Speaker 1: They had emotions to these some cases, they were even

665
00:37:21,200 --> 00:37:23,600
Speaker 1: taught to treat the people who worked for them like family.

666
00:37:23,680 --> 00:37:25,560
Speaker 1: They say it on for seasons after seasons, and you

667
00:37:25,560 --> 00:37:28,000
Speaker 1: know it's true. I'm sorry, but people used to know

668
00:37:28,040 --> 00:37:30,360
Speaker 1: how to have staff, They used to know how to

669
00:37:30,400 --> 00:37:33,680
Speaker 1: have servants, and they were treated as members of the family,

670
00:37:33,760 --> 00:37:35,799
Speaker 1: and they lived on the property and they took care

671
00:37:35,840 --> 00:37:38,080
Speaker 1: of the property because they cared. And he was like,

672
00:37:38,640 --> 00:37:41,160
Speaker 1: these owners were taught to love the water and that

673
00:37:41,239 --> 00:37:44,080
Speaker 1: yachting was a great way to experience joy. New money

674
00:37:44,680 --> 00:37:47,080
Speaker 1: sees yachting as a way to show off your wealth exactly.

675
00:37:47,120 --> 00:37:49,239
Speaker 1: And this is insane. They don't want to cook in

676
00:37:49,280 --> 00:37:52,080
Speaker 1: their apartment on their fancy range because quote unquote it

677
00:37:52,080 --> 00:37:55,040
Speaker 1: will make their apartment smell like food. Yeah, so they

678
00:37:55,080 --> 00:37:58,520
Speaker 1: just have them like warm up frozen pizzas on the boat.

679
00:37:58,600 --> 00:38:01,040
Speaker 1: What's so insane is that? So this okay, first of all,

680
00:38:01,080 --> 00:38:03,919
Speaker 1: their boats are called the Sea Hag, the Sea Hag

681
00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:06,359
Speaker 1: three and one hundred and six fedship called the Sea

682
00:38:06,360 --> 00:38:09,880
Speaker 1: Hag two. So he's just like, they have all of

683
00:38:09,920 --> 00:38:12,719
Speaker 1: this insane, But not only do they not cook in

684
00:38:12,760 --> 00:38:17,880
Speaker 1: their huge apartment, they don't order even from like restaurants

685
00:38:17,880 --> 00:38:20,600
Speaker 1: in San Francisco, one of the world's great food city.

686
00:38:20,760 --> 00:38:24,160
Speaker 1: Quote Captain Lee, that was fab He was being so like, yes,

687
00:38:24,239 --> 00:38:27,960
Speaker 1: Alice Waters, so they called down. So what did they do?

688
00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:29,880
Speaker 1: They called down to their boat, ordering their chef to

689
00:38:29,920 --> 00:38:31,880
Speaker 1: prepare their dinners, which are instructed to send them a

690
00:38:31,920 --> 00:38:34,960
Speaker 1: dolly across six lanes of traffic to their apartment. That's

691
00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:38,239
Speaker 1: so insane. It's like the most psycho like, I want

692
00:38:38,280 --> 00:38:40,560
Speaker 1: to control people, and I just want everything to be

693
00:38:40,600 --> 00:38:43,799
Speaker 1: like private and isolated and separate just for me. And

694
00:38:43,840 --> 00:38:45,879
Speaker 1: then he goes, okay, well, we had a great chef

695
00:38:45,920 --> 00:38:48,319
Speaker 1: who could grill sea or barbecue, suvie or flumbey pretty

696
00:38:48,400 --> 00:38:50,200
Speaker 1: much any kind of menu that could possibly request. What

697
00:38:50,239 --> 00:38:52,960
Speaker 1: do they want? Mac and cheese, pizza rolls, frozen deep

698
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:57,320
Speaker 1: dust pizzas, frank and beans, borderline TV dinners? Why employ

699
00:38:57,360 --> 00:38:59,320
Speaker 1: a chef on a yacht to make you hot dogs?

700
00:38:59,480 --> 00:39:01,120
Speaker 1: There's a whole world out there to see and touch

701
00:39:01,160 --> 00:39:03,440
Speaker 1: and taste, so why go through it wearing dark shades

702
00:39:03,480 --> 00:39:05,960
Speaker 1: and rubber gloves. I love it. I mean when I

703
00:39:05,960 --> 00:39:10,200
Speaker 1: read that here here Captain Collapping, that is I mean literally,

704
00:39:10,440 --> 00:39:12,879
Speaker 1: that's why people do love Captain Lee as much as

705
00:39:12,920 --> 00:39:17,080
Speaker 1: maybe sometimes he goes on about you know, fuel after

706
00:39:17,120 --> 00:39:19,799
Speaker 1: a few rum and cokes at the typewriter, But he

707
00:39:19,880 --> 00:39:23,040
Speaker 1: has the right outlook like that, That to me is

708
00:39:23,120 --> 00:39:25,960
Speaker 1: every that is everything wrong with our becking culture, Like

709
00:39:26,160 --> 00:39:29,080
Speaker 1: right there in one sentence, It's just like people don't

710
00:39:29,120 --> 00:39:32,200
Speaker 1: actually want to taste and feel like the things that

711
00:39:32,239 --> 00:39:34,360
Speaker 1: the world has to offer them. They want to concoon

712
00:39:34,680 --> 00:39:38,040
Speaker 1: themselves and their money. Well also, I feel like the

713
00:39:38,080 --> 00:39:40,480
Speaker 1: whole things of the worst taste imagine the mole. And

714
00:39:40,480 --> 00:39:42,640
Speaker 1: then I mean another food request he gets where someone

715
00:39:42,719 --> 00:39:46,719
Speaker 1: wants a new Zealand suckling pig right, and it's like,

716
00:39:46,800 --> 00:39:49,279
Speaker 1: oh no, you want to fly. Everyone just wants to

717
00:39:49,320 --> 00:39:53,040
Speaker 1: pay extra to say they have the rare thing yeah,

718
00:39:53,200 --> 00:39:56,360
Speaker 1: instead of just seen. And it's causing glove a warming

719
00:39:56,520 --> 00:40:08,880
Speaker 1: eat local suckling pig, all of them more. The SS

720
00:40:08,960 --> 00:40:12,120
Speaker 1: segment what does she eat? What does she wear? How

721
00:40:12,160 --> 00:40:18,600
Speaker 1: does she live? How does she say? Ahoy MATEI okay,

722
00:40:18,719 --> 00:40:22,640
Speaker 1: what does he eat? He's like steakhouse five? Is he steakhouse?

723
00:40:22,640 --> 00:40:26,080
Speaker 1: But he's still like also mahi mahi burgers. I mean

724
00:40:26,080 --> 00:40:29,080
Speaker 1: he's like, sure do I love like a trouble of

725
00:40:29,200 --> 00:40:32,840
Speaker 1: risotto like covered state, but outs like burgers, mac and cheese,

726
00:40:32,880 --> 00:40:35,279
Speaker 1: Like you gotta have comfort food to like have the

727
00:40:35,320 --> 00:40:37,920
Speaker 1: good stuff. I mean, yeah, it's just the most hotel menu. Shit,

728
00:40:38,040 --> 00:40:41,959
Speaker 1: it's just frozen crabcakes. Like he's not like I don't

729
00:40:41,960 --> 00:40:44,640
Speaker 1: think he's getting like all even like fresh papie and

730
00:40:44,640 --> 00:40:47,080
Speaker 1: coconut in the beach, like he doesn't care. I think

731
00:40:47,160 --> 00:40:51,160
Speaker 1: he is absolutely getting. He's like he's an island. There's

732
00:40:51,200 --> 00:40:53,879
Speaker 1: a reason why he moved to the islands. I think

733
00:40:53,960 --> 00:40:58,239
Speaker 1: he knows. And he's like, that's my girl. Okay maybe okay.

734
00:40:58,280 --> 00:41:00,600
Speaker 1: He has a coconut girl, Yeah, he's oh can I girl.

735
00:41:00,640 --> 00:41:02,520
Speaker 1: He's sipping out of it and and he's looking at Marianne.

736
00:41:02,560 --> 00:41:06,680
Speaker 1: He's like it's a moment like these yeah, moment, Like

737
00:41:06,920 --> 00:41:11,440
Speaker 1: it's a moment like this, this is okay. I love

738
00:41:11,480 --> 00:41:16,799
Speaker 1: being a tax pain resident. What does she wear? I

739
00:41:16,840 --> 00:41:19,400
Speaker 1: mean like a sailor's uniform and if not, he I

740
00:41:19,520 --> 00:41:23,520
Speaker 1: was obsessed with his chain. Yeah, he has this. So

741
00:41:23,560 --> 00:41:26,719
Speaker 1: it's a gold rope chain. And then I want to say,

742
00:41:26,840 --> 00:41:29,239
Speaker 1: is it a link or is it like like a

743
00:41:29,280 --> 00:41:32,359
Speaker 1: bigger kind of broke no more rope. I think it is, Well,

744
00:41:32,440 --> 00:41:34,319
Speaker 1: you have like you and I have Cuban link chain.

745
00:41:34,520 --> 00:41:37,839
Speaker 1: This is cubant, Okay, it's not. It's a little more

746
00:41:37,840 --> 00:41:41,800
Speaker 1: twisty okay, okay. And then it's like a circular pendant.

747
00:41:42,239 --> 00:41:45,839
Speaker 1: It probably is a compass, but it's a small Yeah,

748
00:41:45,840 --> 00:41:48,080
Speaker 1: it looked like there was a dial anyway. Honestly, it

749
00:41:48,080 --> 00:41:54,200
Speaker 1: looked sexy on his red tan skin. And then I

750
00:41:54,200 --> 00:41:56,520
Speaker 1: feel like it's polo oil to feel like he's like

751
00:41:56,760 --> 00:42:02,680
Speaker 1: tank top, like big faded like cape cod Dad tank top.

752
00:42:02,800 --> 00:42:06,600
Speaker 1: That's examine. Okay, you're kind of veering into what you

753
00:42:06,640 --> 00:42:11,560
Speaker 1: would wear in the Caribbean right now. I just described

754
00:42:11,600 --> 00:42:13,120
Speaker 1: to change. I'm just saying like, you don't think he

755
00:42:13,160 --> 00:42:16,520
Speaker 1: has a faded tank That says like, oh, that says

756
00:42:16,600 --> 00:42:20,520
Speaker 1: just like I'm I'm in Key West, Like what's you know.

757
00:42:20,680 --> 00:42:22,560
Speaker 1: I don't think it's sassy at all. I think it's

758
00:42:22,600 --> 00:42:25,719
Speaker 1: just like faded and says Key West or like I

759
00:42:25,800 --> 00:42:28,120
Speaker 1: think he definitely has a lot of um yeah, like

760
00:42:28,400 --> 00:42:30,879
Speaker 1: polos from various boats that he's worked on, just like

761
00:42:31,200 --> 00:42:36,279
Speaker 1: the Honor the Sea Shanty, Yeah, the Sea High three. Right,

762
00:42:36,640 --> 00:42:40,320
Speaker 1: Sea High three polos. Me later tonight going on eBay

763
00:42:40,440 --> 00:42:44,239
Speaker 1: to look for C three polos. They're always called just

764
00:42:44,280 --> 00:42:48,800
Speaker 1: like the Endeavor or like oh casamar one was called

765
00:42:48,880 --> 00:42:52,160
Speaker 1: like Southern charm. Oh wait, Southern Nights. Yeah, that was

766
00:42:52,239 --> 00:42:55,040
Speaker 1: the one with the sketchy guy who was, um being

767
00:42:55,040 --> 00:42:58,960
Speaker 1: a drug dealer. Right, Southern Nights, so the nuts you

768
00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:04,399
Speaker 1: know the song anymore? I just thought othern nights, Like

769
00:43:04,560 --> 00:43:08,359
Speaker 1: how do I love those othern I'm just I'm gonna

770
00:43:08,480 --> 00:43:16,600
Speaker 1: slowly walk away now, okay, um, and never mind. Sorry,

771
00:43:16,640 --> 00:43:20,799
Speaker 1: I'm really awkward and weird and quirky today. Okay, you're

772
00:43:21,040 --> 00:43:24,879
Speaker 1: literally Um, I'm sorry, it's our Quirk's a lot who

773
00:43:24,960 --> 00:43:28,200
Speaker 1: lets you out of your quirk cage? Okay, I here's

774
00:43:28,200 --> 00:43:31,680
Speaker 1: my question footwear, because obviously you don't wear shoes on

775
00:43:31,719 --> 00:43:33,480
Speaker 1: a boat. You're not what are you talking about? You're

776
00:43:33,520 --> 00:43:37,960
Speaker 1: not barefoot? Oh? Yes, you are revealing yourself as the

777
00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:41,520
Speaker 1: girl who has then watched multiple seasons of Below Deck Met.

778
00:43:41,760 --> 00:43:45,279
Speaker 1: But you think he's fully barefoot. You have to be

779
00:43:45,320 --> 00:43:48,759
Speaker 1: barefoot on a boat because it's for for grip. Don't

780
00:43:48,800 --> 00:43:51,799
Speaker 1: you think he's in grippy like weird dad shoes? Well,

781
00:43:51,840 --> 00:43:54,320
Speaker 1: that's what I guess. I'm asking. Does he have grippy

782
00:43:54,360 --> 00:43:58,560
Speaker 1: Merrells for? Is it grippy Merrells? Is it like the

783
00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:01,280
Speaker 1: is it the water mom that like you know everyone

784
00:44:01,360 --> 00:44:04,319
Speaker 1: loves in a streetwear away but that, yeah, I think

785
00:44:04,360 --> 00:44:07,759
Speaker 1: he's in Is it like straight up crocs? Is it Tiva's?

786
00:44:07,960 --> 00:44:10,279
Speaker 1: Is it like weird water shoes that are way more

787
00:44:10,360 --> 00:44:12,960
Speaker 1: dad or like maybe even Vibram Like this is what

788
00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:14,799
Speaker 1: I'm trying to say, because but I'm telling you right

789
00:44:14,800 --> 00:44:16,600
Speaker 1: now you are barefoot on a boat. And when they

790
00:44:16,719 --> 00:44:18,800
Speaker 1: make the guests take their shoes off. And if you

791
00:44:18,840 --> 00:44:20,880
Speaker 1: saw Missus dow Jones story the other day, she was saying, like,

792
00:44:20,920 --> 00:44:22,879
Speaker 1: what do you wear on a boat? You can't wear

793
00:44:22,920 --> 00:44:24,640
Speaker 1: shoes in a boat, so you have if you're going

794
00:44:24,680 --> 00:44:26,680
Speaker 1: to like a bitcoin yacht party, you need to like

795
00:44:27,800 --> 00:44:31,919
Speaker 1: think about according shoes. So now I remember, I feel

796
00:44:31,920 --> 00:44:34,640
Speaker 1: like I have been asked to take off my shoes

797
00:44:35,160 --> 00:44:37,319
Speaker 1: on a boat. And then yeah, I think he is

798
00:44:37,360 --> 00:44:40,839
Speaker 1: in a It's like a Marrel meats croc that like

799
00:44:41,040 --> 00:44:43,200
Speaker 1: someone would wear a streetwear way, but his are a

800
00:44:43,280 --> 00:44:46,440
Speaker 1: little bit more dad. I'm like, not couldn't be transferred

801
00:44:46,440 --> 00:44:51,080
Speaker 1: to streetwear? Okay, Yeah, I guess I disagree, And I

802
00:44:51,120 --> 00:44:53,879
Speaker 1: think it's more of a tiva. I will honestly bet

803
00:44:53,920 --> 00:44:56,200
Speaker 1: you a Roman coke that is more in the croc.

804
00:44:56,560 --> 00:44:59,840
Speaker 1: I just don't think he's having his big, huge toes

805
00:45:00,120 --> 00:45:04,080
Speaker 1: out and about. You think he's self conscious about his large,

806
00:45:04,120 --> 00:45:06,839
Speaker 1: sexy dad toes. I just think he's like not about

807
00:45:06,880 --> 00:45:09,400
Speaker 1: to show his toes. I think he thinks like somehow

808
00:45:09,680 --> 00:45:13,040
Speaker 1: he's like so more men in your like a man

809
00:45:13,200 --> 00:45:15,919
Speaker 1: doesn't show him. No, that's just like a little more

810
00:45:15,960 --> 00:45:19,680
Speaker 1: like hippie. His vibe to me like he's flipped because

811
00:45:20,520 --> 00:45:24,600
Speaker 1: on land. But I think that's what we're talking about

812
00:45:24,680 --> 00:45:27,080
Speaker 1: land here. Oh, I thought we're talking about during work.

813
00:45:27,280 --> 00:45:29,040
Speaker 1: What are you not getting about the barefoot in a

814
00:45:29,040 --> 00:45:32,000
Speaker 1: boat conversation? What's not clicking? No, what's not going with you?

815
00:45:32,120 --> 00:45:34,520
Speaker 1: I just think I don't you think he's walking around

816
00:45:34,800 --> 00:45:37,640
Speaker 1: literally just toes out on a boat. I think the

817
00:45:37,719 --> 00:45:40,279
Speaker 1: captain gets to wear a grippy shoe. The captain gets

818
00:45:40,320 --> 00:45:45,080
Speaker 1: to what the captain wants from watching multiple fully barefoot.

819
00:45:45,280 --> 00:45:48,760
Speaker 1: Everyone's barefoot? Okay, we'll have we'll have to we'll post

820
00:45:48,800 --> 00:45:50,480
Speaker 1: this and this will be a fun little bit. I'm

821
00:45:50,480 --> 00:45:54,240
Speaker 1: gonna bet you again a dollar and a rum and coke.

822
00:45:55,280 --> 00:45:58,239
Speaker 1: Maybe there are grippy shoes he gets to wear in

823
00:45:59,480 --> 00:46:01,680
Speaker 1: the captain area, Yes, in the caption area. What if

824
00:46:01,680 --> 00:46:05,480
Speaker 1: something falls? What if an anchor falls on you? Yeah,

825
00:46:05,520 --> 00:46:09,360
Speaker 1: there are straight anchors line around in every room on

826
00:46:09,400 --> 00:46:12,840
Speaker 1: a boat. But if a frozen you know, filet Okay.

827
00:46:13,160 --> 00:46:14,919
Speaker 1: I'd like to move on to how does she live?

828
00:46:15,440 --> 00:46:18,840
Speaker 1: So we're talking about their turks and cacos, like three

829
00:46:18,960 --> 00:46:23,440
Speaker 1: bedroom home. I guess yeah, I am like, I guess

830
00:46:23,520 --> 00:46:26,240
Speaker 1: like one. I am just like, what is his bride

831
00:46:26,280 --> 00:46:30,000
Speaker 1: doing the whole time? Maybe she's like running a bar

832
00:46:30,120 --> 00:46:31,839
Speaker 1: or something. But I'm like, what is going on at

833
00:46:31,840 --> 00:46:35,879
Speaker 1: that house? It's weird. It's weird. I think it is, like,

834
00:46:36,520 --> 00:46:38,600
Speaker 1: can I say it was weirdly dark in some ways,

835
00:46:38,640 --> 00:46:42,160
Speaker 1: even though like they live on an island. I'm clapping

836
00:46:42,160 --> 00:46:44,200
Speaker 1: because it's so true. No, there's a because the thing

837
00:46:44,280 --> 00:46:46,319
Speaker 1: is I feel like it's like there's windows only on

838
00:46:46,320 --> 00:46:48,680
Speaker 1: like one side of the house. And then there's like

839
00:46:48,840 --> 00:46:51,120
Speaker 1: there's a lot of tile, a lot of tible because

840
00:46:51,120 --> 00:46:53,759
Speaker 1: you have to like keep things cool, keeping cool, and

841
00:46:53,800 --> 00:46:55,759
Speaker 1: it's like you don't want like fabric getting Damn, there's

842
00:46:55,760 --> 00:46:57,839
Speaker 1: a lot. I'm with her in the air. There is

843
00:46:57,880 --> 00:47:02,799
Speaker 1: like in small office, I feel Okay, here's what she

844
00:47:02,880 --> 00:47:06,600
Speaker 1: does her emailing. Yes, I feel like. The house has

845
00:47:06,680 --> 00:47:12,799
Speaker 1: like four weird small offices that are like knooks, so

846
00:47:12,880 --> 00:47:15,919
Speaker 1: many office knooks, and she's always just like, ah, I've

847
00:47:15,920 --> 00:47:18,920
Speaker 1: been meaning to organize this knook. And it's just like

848
00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:21,920
Speaker 1: she is spending maybe three to four years just like

849
00:47:22,040 --> 00:47:25,680
Speaker 1: meaning to organize each of the four I think. And

850
00:47:25,719 --> 00:47:29,319
Speaker 1: there's like there's printers. There's a printer that's unopened in

851
00:47:29,360 --> 00:47:32,120
Speaker 1: the box. There's a printer that married my mom. Yeah no,

852
00:47:32,239 --> 00:47:34,200
Speaker 1: there's three printers, and she's like, I need to get

853
00:47:34,280 --> 00:47:37,359
Speaker 1: that printer's tables to be repaired. This one does work,

854
00:47:37,360 --> 00:47:39,560
Speaker 1: but it's only black and white. And this one scans

855
00:47:39,600 --> 00:47:46,040
Speaker 1: but doesn't print I mean stables, tables, I don't think.

856
00:47:46,080 --> 00:47:48,760
Speaker 1: So we never even talked about like the insane surgery

857
00:47:48,840 --> 00:47:51,239
Speaker 1: that happened to him. Oh that was had and he

858
00:47:51,320 --> 00:47:55,359
Speaker 1: was like yeah, healthcaracter. So he was like so get

859
00:47:55,400 --> 00:47:57,600
Speaker 1: this right. I'm in a dentist's office. I'm in a

860
00:47:57,680 --> 00:48:01,319
Speaker 1: vet's office, and I'm gonna dentist pulling a spine from

861
00:48:01,320 --> 00:48:03,279
Speaker 1: a puffer fish out of my knee. Yeah. Oh and

862
00:48:03,440 --> 00:48:06,279
Speaker 1: by the way, I'm totally awake. Yeah. And he's like, oh, yeah,

863
00:48:06,520 --> 00:48:08,360
Speaker 1: drink this whiskey. And then he's like, what do I

864
00:48:08,360 --> 00:48:10,160
Speaker 1: owe you? Fifty bucks? And I give it to you Monday,

865
00:48:10,239 --> 00:48:14,280
Speaker 1: like when the crew pays me out. Sure, I'm in healthcare. Okay,

866
00:48:14,600 --> 00:48:17,840
Speaker 1: here's my question that relates to what does she eat? Um?

867
00:48:17,920 --> 00:48:21,239
Speaker 1: So on below Jack the gat they call the guests

868
00:48:21,239 --> 00:48:23,760
Speaker 1: the primary. There's the primary, then there's the primaries. Guests,

869
00:48:23,960 --> 00:48:25,799
Speaker 1: you're the primary. You're like, but you want to get

870
00:48:25,800 --> 00:48:29,040
Speaker 1: to send your preference sheet ahead of time, which says

871
00:48:29,080 --> 00:48:31,840
Speaker 1: what foods you like and like what you want the

872
00:48:31,920 --> 00:48:35,319
Speaker 1: chef to make for you. What's on your preference sheet?

873
00:48:35,440 --> 00:48:38,280
Speaker 1: Preference sheet? Okay, I want like tons of fresh food

874
00:48:38,360 --> 00:48:41,240
Speaker 1: for like mornings, though I do still want like bacon.

875
00:48:41,440 --> 00:48:43,120
Speaker 1: I do want like eggs for my gas, but I

876
00:48:43,200 --> 00:48:46,080
Speaker 1: don't really want eggs on the boat personal Like, I'm

877
00:48:46,080 --> 00:48:47,640
Speaker 1: probably not going to have eggs in the morning on

878
00:48:47,640 --> 00:48:50,719
Speaker 1: a boat. But if some people want that. I want

879
00:48:50,760 --> 00:48:54,239
Speaker 1: fresh croissants. Want you want this fitch like up at

880
00:48:54,320 --> 00:48:57,640
Speaker 1: four like baking cissan Well, I guess whatever, they can

881
00:48:57,719 --> 00:49:00,360
Speaker 1: reheat them because I feel bad. I was like, it

882
00:49:00,520 --> 00:49:02,479
Speaker 1: is that thing where like everyone's partying on the boat

883
00:49:02,520 --> 00:49:04,919
Speaker 1: and then they're like you need to be ready, Like yeah,

884
00:49:05,040 --> 00:49:07,399
Speaker 1: well that's on the show. There's always like one crew

885
00:49:07,400 --> 00:49:09,640
Speaker 1: member is just kind of like having to one stew

886
00:49:09,800 --> 00:49:12,359
Speaker 1: is watching as they're getting wasted at two am, being

887
00:49:12,400 --> 00:49:14,520
Speaker 1: like fuck no, because and then and then she gets

888
00:49:14,560 --> 00:49:16,040
Speaker 1: to knock off, but then she has to get up again.

889
00:49:16,480 --> 00:49:18,560
Speaker 1: Who they ate on the episode I went and everyone

890
00:49:18,600 --> 00:49:20,160
Speaker 1: was being like, oh my god, this is amazing and

891
00:49:20,200 --> 00:49:23,240
Speaker 1: it looked like the hardest chicken covertable samic and everyone

892
00:49:23,360 --> 00:49:25,319
Speaker 1: was like this is amazing. But then of course the

893
00:49:25,360 --> 00:49:29,200
Speaker 1: primary got so wasted. Yeah, and then everyone was up

894
00:49:29,280 --> 00:49:31,640
Speaker 1: at like seven am. But then, of course, if you're

895
00:49:31,640 --> 00:49:34,680
Speaker 1: paying one hundred thousand dollars for like a few days,

896
00:49:34,800 --> 00:49:37,399
Speaker 1: like yeah, you want to party and stay up. It's

897
00:49:37,440 --> 00:49:40,000
Speaker 1: just a weird vibe that I just feel like everyone

898
00:49:40,080 --> 00:49:42,759
Speaker 1: leaves unsatisfied. Yeah, it's like the crew is tired. You're

899
00:49:42,800 --> 00:49:46,680
Speaker 1: like I have to get like you're spending so much money,

900
00:49:46,880 --> 00:49:49,160
Speaker 1: so I have like her like abuse these people and

901
00:49:49,200 --> 00:49:51,640
Speaker 1: like knock out good food and like maybe it's stormy.

902
00:49:51,680 --> 00:49:53,799
Speaker 1: So I probably actually would have steak because I feel

903
00:49:53,800 --> 00:49:56,360
Speaker 1: like steak is a good thing that you can freeze

904
00:49:56,360 --> 00:49:59,440
Speaker 1: and then easy to it's still good like rather than

905
00:49:59,440 --> 00:50:02,040
Speaker 1: like see food, So I think steaks. I think coal

906
00:50:02,120 --> 00:50:09,800
Speaker 1: cots for gorgeous sandwiches and um deli vibes. Yeah, Caesars.

907
00:50:10,080 --> 00:50:12,319
Speaker 1: As someone who gets so nauseous, I'm kind of like,

908
00:50:12,360 --> 00:50:15,560
Speaker 1: what can stabilize here? That's why I want. I mean,

909
00:50:15,600 --> 00:50:17,680
Speaker 1: I want my favorite foods anyway, which I think are

910
00:50:17,719 --> 00:50:22,480
Speaker 1: good on boat, which is flo raw on toasted brioche oysters,

911
00:50:22,680 --> 00:50:26,279
Speaker 1: and just like, let's just keep those coming oysters on boats. See,

912
00:50:26,280 --> 00:50:28,600
Speaker 1: that's why I feel like i'd be actually more. The

913
00:50:28,680 --> 00:50:31,640
Speaker 1: oyster on boat feels a little nauseous to me, right,

914
00:50:31,680 --> 00:50:35,359
Speaker 1: it's too like tone on tone, it's jiggling. I want

915
00:50:35,400 --> 00:50:37,600
Speaker 1: to go into I want them to dock and I

916
00:50:37,640 --> 00:50:39,920
Speaker 1: want to get I want to yell at them and

917
00:50:39,960 --> 00:50:43,880
Speaker 1: say I want fresh shucked oysters. When I got off

918
00:50:43,920 --> 00:50:47,360
Speaker 1: boat set up gorgeous. I totally agree with you, and

919
00:50:47,440 --> 00:50:49,040
Speaker 1: I take it back. I do want my fingerfoods that

920
00:50:49,040 --> 00:50:50,759
Speaker 1: I want my fa on my toasted briosh, but yeah,

921
00:50:50,760 --> 00:50:53,759
Speaker 1: I want the oysters when we're docked. I'm having a

922
00:50:53,840 --> 00:50:58,239
Speaker 1: memory of just like me being like new money and

923
00:50:58,280 --> 00:51:00,640
Speaker 1: taught to be old money when I was a kid

924
00:51:00,640 --> 00:51:03,640
Speaker 1: on a catamaran and the Caribbean, which was just like

925
00:51:03,880 --> 00:51:05,400
Speaker 1: we like rented a boat for a week and I

926
00:51:05,440 --> 00:51:06,839
Speaker 1: was like vomiting the whole time. But then I also

927
00:51:06,920 --> 00:51:08,800
Speaker 1: got like one of those patches and I was like fine,

928
00:51:08,840 --> 00:51:10,200
Speaker 1: but I was like eight, and it was very like

929
00:51:10,239 --> 00:51:12,120
Speaker 1: the socks. I'm sharing a bunk with my brother on

930
00:51:12,120 --> 00:51:16,080
Speaker 1: this like boat that I'm sure like costs so much money. Um.

931
00:51:16,160 --> 00:51:17,640
Speaker 1: But there was like a cat then there was such

932
00:51:17,680 --> 00:51:19,319
Speaker 1: a captain Lee, and then there was his wife was

933
00:51:19,320 --> 00:51:21,359
Speaker 1: the chef, and he had this like hot sexy chryl

934
00:51:21,400 --> 00:51:23,960
Speaker 1: crow wife and was like the chef and she was

935
00:51:23,960 --> 00:51:26,520
Speaker 1: just making us like kids pizzas and I was like

936
00:51:26,560 --> 00:51:30,480
Speaker 1: loving it obviously because I but then I remember like

937
00:51:30,480 --> 00:51:33,680
Speaker 1: there was this one where my mom was having like

938
00:51:33,719 --> 00:51:38,680
Speaker 1: a margarita or something cocktail on the boat. Um. And

939
00:51:38,719 --> 00:51:41,960
Speaker 1: then I was just like waitum, and like I just

940
00:51:42,040 --> 00:51:45,120
Speaker 1: learned the word for virgin pina colada. And so I

941
00:51:45,160 --> 00:51:48,600
Speaker 1: asked the chef woman like Lisa what. I was just like, wait, Lisa,

942
00:51:48,719 --> 00:51:51,040
Speaker 1: can I have a virgin Pina Colada? And then my

943
00:51:51,120 --> 00:51:52,960
Speaker 1: mom was like, sweetey, that's gonna kind of be a

944
00:51:53,000 --> 00:51:56,400
Speaker 1: whole thing. Oh and she was like, why don't you

945
00:51:56,400 --> 00:51:59,640
Speaker 1: not ask her to like go like muddle cout right

946
00:52:00,360 --> 00:52:04,080
Speaker 1: in freeze? And I was like, oh wow, okay, And

947
00:52:04,400 --> 00:52:07,880
Speaker 1: it was very like marine d see make the labor

948
00:52:07,960 --> 00:52:11,560
Speaker 1: visible kind of moment. Oh yes. And then I was like, oh, sure,

949
00:52:11,600 --> 00:52:14,480
Speaker 1: I'll have a juice or something. And you learn from that,

950
00:52:14,640 --> 00:52:19,239
Speaker 1: and I learned to not make, you know, unreasonable requests

951
00:52:19,280 --> 00:52:21,799
Speaker 1: of the chefs. You know, probably would just like to

952
00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:25,719
Speaker 1: set back a step back for one second. Okay, who

953
00:52:25,760 --> 00:52:27,160
Speaker 1: are you? But of course I also think my mom

954
00:52:27,200 --> 00:52:29,160
Speaker 1: was doing there because like she wanted to sort of

955
00:52:29,200 --> 00:52:31,680
Speaker 1: reserve the chef's energy to make her cockat well. She

956
00:52:31,760 --> 00:52:35,720
Speaker 1: was probably like, well, if I want a non version later,

957
00:52:36,480 --> 00:52:39,120
Speaker 1: like we're not going to waste it them like blending,

958
00:52:40,120 --> 00:52:45,760
Speaker 1: who are you? In the book? You're not the monarchs

959
00:52:45,800 --> 00:52:48,880
Speaker 1: because you learned your lesson. You're not the rich family

960
00:52:48,880 --> 00:52:52,080
Speaker 1: where you're demanding. I mean that it's like everything about

961
00:52:52,080 --> 00:52:55,440
Speaker 1: that it's my least everything in the world like a kitchen.

962
00:52:55,480 --> 00:52:59,719
Speaker 1: Then I wouldn't cooking a great food city. I wouldn't

963
00:52:59,800 --> 00:53:05,000
Speaker 1: I too, I wouldn't like explore making someone push a

964
00:53:05,040 --> 00:53:07,000
Speaker 1: trolley card of food across six into the traffic. It's like,

965
00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:10,319
Speaker 1: I don't even want that food now, that's gross. Um.

966
00:53:10,520 --> 00:53:14,480
Speaker 1: I feel like I kind of identified with the British searching,

967
00:53:14,800 --> 00:53:17,360
Speaker 1: the British seargeon the British like dentist who like pulls

968
00:53:17,400 --> 00:53:20,800
Speaker 1: the spike out of his interesting because he was just like, Okay,

969
00:53:20,960 --> 00:53:23,640
Speaker 1: this actually so is You're so right about him like

970
00:53:23,719 --> 00:53:26,840
Speaker 1: getting head from people, because he described that search and

971
00:53:26,880 --> 00:53:31,480
Speaker 1: he was like this guy was was very like pale

972
00:53:31,560 --> 00:53:34,160
Speaker 1: and blue eyed, and his name was like Shameless. And

973
00:53:34,239 --> 00:53:36,200
Speaker 1: when I saw me and said like, oh, like what

974
00:53:36,360 --> 00:53:38,720
Speaker 1: seems to be the trouble today, Like I said, very

975
00:53:38,760 --> 00:53:43,840
Speaker 1: classically British man with like any good tenant. It's like

976
00:53:43,880 --> 00:53:46,360
Speaker 1: you haven't described any women in this book. No, And

977
00:53:46,360 --> 00:53:49,240
Speaker 1: he describes like the physicality of this one random doctor

978
00:53:49,239 --> 00:53:52,200
Speaker 1: in like such detail. It's like, Okay, you are actually

979
00:53:52,239 --> 00:53:56,759
Speaker 1: a top ful on like ancient Greek way where you're

980
00:53:56,800 --> 00:54:00,640
Speaker 1: just like, I'm not gay because I am the top right,

981
00:54:00,680 --> 00:54:03,279
Speaker 1: He's like, no, I guy, suck my pick, so I'm

982
00:54:03,320 --> 00:54:06,160
Speaker 1: still straight. Also, who wonder why he had to leave

983
00:54:06,200 --> 00:54:09,200
Speaker 1: Indiana for the Islands. I mean, his vibe is just

984
00:54:09,239 --> 00:54:11,319
Speaker 1: so silver daddy. And he also time to how San

985
00:54:11,360 --> 00:54:14,319
Speaker 1: Francisco's amazing city. Who am I in the book? I'm

986
00:54:14,440 --> 00:54:21,319
Speaker 1: obviously the woman gambling involved people away and I'm like,

987
00:54:26,480 --> 00:54:31,000
Speaker 1: Mama's got on, Mama's on a roll. Okay, um, I

988
00:54:31,800 --> 00:54:34,680
Speaker 1: honestly I know I give this book like I give

989
00:54:34,719 --> 00:54:40,680
Speaker 1: this book one not changed engine filter. I give this book, yeah,

990
00:54:40,880 --> 00:54:45,239
Speaker 1: one frozen lobster filet in the g last one in

991
00:54:45,239 --> 00:54:48,319
Speaker 1: the galley kitchen out of five. Yeah, truly an unbelievable

992
00:54:48,320 --> 00:54:51,320
Speaker 1: waste of my time. No, you don't need to read

993
00:54:51,880 --> 00:54:55,040
Speaker 1: this one. But I do think that I respect Captain.

994
00:54:55,200 --> 00:55:00,400
Speaker 1: I respect come on the pod anytime, Captain Lee. Respect

995
00:55:00,440 --> 00:55:03,520
Speaker 1: yacht culture. I do think everyone should. You know, if

996
00:55:03,560 --> 00:55:06,560
Speaker 1: you're taking a vacation to some sort of beach type

997
00:55:06,560 --> 00:55:08,680
Speaker 1: place and there is an option to like, go on

998
00:55:08,680 --> 00:55:11,120
Speaker 1: the boat, boat, go on the boat, go on the boat.

999
00:55:11,160 --> 00:55:12,840
Speaker 1: I did a snort clean trip when I was in

1000
00:55:12,960 --> 00:55:16,719
Speaker 1: Mexico recently, totally worth it. I'm very pro day boat

1001
00:55:16,760 --> 00:55:20,600
Speaker 1: trips again. I think going on a vacation hiring for weeks,

1002
00:55:20,640 --> 00:55:26,799
Speaker 1: you can sleep insane and pay millions of dollars. No, yeah, okay, Um.

1003
00:55:27,719 --> 00:55:31,960
Speaker 1: Next week we are reading Just Kids by Patti Smith,

1004
00:55:32,360 --> 00:55:34,919
Speaker 1: and we're going to have a very special guest, and

1005
00:55:35,080 --> 00:55:38,120
Speaker 1: we'd like to say a very special Celebrity Book Club

1006
00:55:38,360 --> 00:55:44,200
Speaker 1: farewell farewell to our chief Stu Mega Mernain, who has

1007
00:55:44,280 --> 00:55:46,920
Speaker 1: been with us since the very beginning of this god

1008
00:55:47,000 --> 00:55:52,280
Speaker 1: damn cruise day one. Hose Um co found it started

1009
00:55:52,280 --> 00:55:55,879
Speaker 1: this goddamn pod with us and Trump when we were

1010
00:55:55,960 --> 00:55:58,960
Speaker 1: a bunch of sailors that said, can we even get

1011
00:55:59,000 --> 00:56:01,919
Speaker 1: our captain's lives? And she was like, no, you guys

1012
00:56:01,920 --> 00:56:05,040
Speaker 1: have got this. Let's let's steer you through these let's

1013
00:56:05,040 --> 00:56:09,280
Speaker 1: go to national that's apply for permits, let's make it happen,

1014
00:56:09,719 --> 00:56:12,120
Speaker 1: um and yeah. And then she has been with us

1015
00:56:12,160 --> 00:56:15,359
Speaker 1: for you know, it's been several years, has actually been Yeah,

1016
00:56:16,080 --> 00:56:20,040
Speaker 1: time just flies when you're on the seat. And she

1017
00:56:20,280 --> 00:56:23,319
Speaker 1: is now sailing off on a larger yacht, on a

1018
00:56:23,400 --> 00:56:27,480
Speaker 1: larger yacht to to smoother waters, and you know, we

1019
00:56:27,680 --> 00:56:31,160
Speaker 1: are very excited to see what she does. Stay in touch,

1020
00:56:33,120 --> 00:56:36,080
Speaker 1: no boat jokes, you know, aside all the boat jokes. Yeah,

1021
00:56:36,400 --> 00:56:39,520
Speaker 1: Earnest time, Ernest time, we love you, we love you,

1022
00:56:39,680 --> 00:56:45,759
Speaker 1: and five out of five podcast mikes, good lack. Where

1023
00:56:45,760 --> 00:56:49,120
Speaker 1: your travels may take you, maga um, and we'll see

1024
00:56:49,120 --> 00:56:53,200
Speaker 1: you on the airwaves. And we'd like to welcome, welcome

1025
00:56:53,840 --> 00:56:58,399
Speaker 1: Benjamin Fish our new producer, chief stew our new chief

1026
00:56:58,440 --> 00:57:03,239
Speaker 1: stew producer. He's coming all the way from Slate headquarters

1027
00:57:03,320 --> 00:57:06,520
Speaker 1: in DC, I imagine, or maybe in New York probably

1028
00:57:06,560 --> 00:57:09,880
Speaker 1: I think like more Jay Street, Metro tech less Dumbo,

1029
00:57:10,560 --> 00:57:14,600
Speaker 1: Kay Street. So good look Ben on this this ship.

1030
00:57:15,840 --> 00:57:18,320
Speaker 1: You're gonna need it, need it, okay, and you're gonna

1031
00:57:18,360 --> 00:57:21,440
Speaker 1: need some more wine. Get out the cap that I'm

1032
00:57:21,440 --> 00:57:27,200
Speaker 1: not gonna lay. I'm on Morgan. Hey, okay, okay, seriously, best,

1033
00:57:27,200 --> 00:57:30,360
Speaker 1: seriously best everyone we just mentioned. Yes, okay, cool. So

1034
00:57:30,440 --> 00:57:33,240
Speaker 1: remember there will be no VIP lounge today because it'll

1035
00:57:33,280 --> 00:57:35,760
Speaker 1: be coming out in two days on Friday. Bitches to

1036
00:57:35,800 --> 00:57:40,840
Speaker 1: get ready for that weekend weekend. So yeah, all the

1037
00:57:40,880 --> 00:57:43,680
Speaker 1: way up, um, so we'll see you in two days.

1038
00:57:43,880 --> 00:57:46,440
Speaker 1: And god damn it, we love you, guys. I love

1039
00:57:46,520 --> 00:57:48,920
Speaker 1: you guys. Can I just say something not to be real?

1040
00:57:49,000 --> 00:57:52,120
Speaker 1: Can you literally please leave pod. It's like not that hard.

1041
00:57:52,400 --> 00:57:56,360
Speaker 1: Love everyone who has joined the Patreon dot com slash

1042
00:57:56,400 --> 00:58:00,120
Speaker 1: CBC the pod, but let's not forget Yeah took the

1043
00:58:00,720 --> 00:58:04,960
Speaker 1: iTunes the iTunes store. I know it's a weird place,

1044
00:58:05,000 --> 00:58:07,160
Speaker 1: and like who is in the iTunes store? But to

1045
00:58:07,280 --> 00:58:11,040
Speaker 1: quote Kim Kardashian, nobody wants to fucking leave a review anymore.

1046
00:58:11,560 --> 00:58:14,400
Speaker 1: People get up fucking ass and leave a review for

1047
00:58:14,480 --> 00:58:19,000
Speaker 1: my podcast Best. Please leave a review, and we love

1048
00:58:19,040 --> 00:58:27,720
Speaker 1: you and safe seas Best Best. Celebrity book Club is

1049
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Speaker 1: a one hundred and seventeen foot feeder yacht presented by

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Speaker 1: Prolog Projects and docked in Panama. The show it's produced

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Speaker 1: by Benjamin Frisch, who is registered in Liberia, with an

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Speaker 1: editorial support from Leon Naythack who works in a small

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Speaker 1: office in the Port of Singapore, Andrew Parsons who also

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Speaker 1: works in an even smaller office and leave Port of Singapore,

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Speaker 1: and Madeline Kaplan who lives in a container in the

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Speaker 1: bowels of a freighter that is missing. Our production manager

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Speaker 1: is Percia Verlin, who has a strong sailing background, just

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Speaker 1: really general sailing kind of stump. Original theme song by

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Speaker 1: first mate Stephen Phillips Horst artwork by Galli Wench, Teddy

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Speaker 1: Blanks at Chips and why follow us on the high

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Speaker 1: seas of outrage at Twitter dot com and Instagram, at

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Speaker 1: CBC the Pod and really get into the Rocky Csick discourse.

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Speaker 1: Do leave as a review as we keep mentioning, and

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Speaker 1: you know, I think ultimately word of mouth is what's

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Speaker 1: going to help us get and make sure that we

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Speaker 1: dock safely. Music at the top of the show was

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Speaker 1: Georgia Stump by DJ Assault. Thank you so much and

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Speaker 1: we will see you at our next port of calls.