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Speaker 1: The Jubil Show on Demand. I'm Charlie Dorito, and welcome

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Speaker 1: to another edition of Stupid Internet Questions. Is that it's

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Speaker 1: America's favorite game show, Stupid Internet Questions, where we ask

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Speaker 1: you a question that everybody's wondering on the dot com today.

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Speaker 1: That should be the stupid Internet question. What type of

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Speaker 1: flavor is Charlie Derito? Kind of flavor? What kind of

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Speaker 1: flavor is Charlie Derito? I want to try to stupid

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Speaker 1: Internet question. Charlie Dorito is very glad he showed up today.

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Speaker 1: That is not the stupid Internet question. But what is

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Speaker 1: today's stupid Internet question that the entire Internet is talking about.

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Speaker 1: I'm glad you asked because I'm Charlie Dorito. And let's

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Speaker 1: plans after Here we go Today's stupid Internet. Here's today's

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Speaker 1: stupid Internet question. How do we know that everybody sees

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Speaker 1: colors the same? That's an Internet question. This is one

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Speaker 1: of those ones that's kind of like a stoner question,

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Speaker 1: or you could sit talking about it forever and your

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Speaker 1: head might explode. But this is today's stupid Internet question.

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Speaker 1: Call us up right now, eight at eight three four

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Speaker 1: How do we know that everybody sees colors the same?

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Speaker 1: First of all, I do think that people see colors

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Speaker 1: the same unless they're color blind. Yeah, oh yeah, that's

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Speaker 1: an easy one. And then people are like, well, how

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Speaker 1: how how well? Because when we say that's a knee

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Speaker 1: on pink, everybody picks the same color. Yeah, it's been

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Speaker 1: I think that people see different shades of color, so like,

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Speaker 1: whereas we might all be seen like he's like different views,

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Speaker 1: So we all might be saying, like the color red,

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Speaker 1: but you know somebody might say be like oenge like ye,

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Speaker 1: do you know, producer Brad Alex, I completely disagree with you?

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Speaker 1: Why is that, Producer Brad? Here's the thing, like, I

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Speaker 1: see this that Christian is wearing, and I say that

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Speaker 1: it's a red shirt. But how can we guarantee that

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Speaker 1: what I think is red is the same thing that

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Speaker 1: you think is red? You've been told that to call

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Speaker 1: that thing red in your whole life. But how do

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Speaker 1: I know we're seeing the same thing? They know that's

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Speaker 1: what I'm saying, because that's what I was trying to

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Speaker 1: So I just I just cannot imagine that we all

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Speaker 1: see everything the same way. Okay, they'll still be red, right,

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Speaker 1: but maybe they're red is not as vibrant or as

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Speaker 1: muted as you're. Who is the person that decided that

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Speaker 1: this is what colors we're going to be called? I mean,

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Speaker 1: who made up words to begin with? Like three six

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Speaker 1: is how do we know that everybody sees colors the same? Hey, Stephanie, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: how do we know that everybody sees colors the same? Well?

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Speaker 1: I find that's really funny because my husband is very

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Speaker 1: color blind. Oh and he actually taught my kids colors

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Speaker 1: to an extent colors as they got older, because they're like,

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Speaker 1: oh no, mom, this is pink and I'm like, oh now, honey,

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Speaker 1: that is not what Well, he can see all the colors,

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Speaker 1: But the big ones are like greens and red, so

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Speaker 1: He really struggled with. Wow, being colorblind would be weird. Yes,

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Speaker 1: and then have you seen those those glasses that come

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Speaker 1: out that help people who are colorblind sea colors? No,

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Speaker 1: that's cool, that's cool, that's awesome. Have you seen them?

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Speaker 1: Pretty Cur's emotional and I asked him if I could

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Speaker 1: get him some, and he's like, no, that's just too weird.

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Speaker 1: Like if I threw up my whole life knowing that

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Speaker 1: They are heartwarming. The day's stupid Internet question is how

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Speaker 1: do we know that everybody sees colors the same? My

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Speaker 1: Everybody perceives everything differently the whole time, So colors will

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Speaker 1: you excuse me? Like that? Right there? Somebody heard my voice,

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Speaker 1: detergent Christian you can get them. Send me something next.

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Speaker 1: Forget what a Jubil show. The Jubil Show on demand,

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Speaker 1: it's another Jubil phone frame Mornings on the twenties. All right, Steve,

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Speaker 1: Steve tsg here? Sorry? Who is it? Theodore Sebastian Giles

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Speaker 1: tsg I don't know if I know anyone by that name.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Okay, all right, Well I did bring my

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Speaker 1: a problem? Hello? How was that? Sorry? What? How was what?

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Speaker 1: Can you? You were telling me about my car? Um?

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Speaker 1: I mean, I work on a lot of cars. Ah,

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Speaker 1: to you. Do you remember my car? Um? No, I

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Speaker 1: bowling a whistle in my hear? Yes? Exactly, Yes, that's

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Speaker 1: and then lo and behold an airhorn right in my ear.

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Speaker 1: And so I called you today to complain a little bit,

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Speaker 1: but mostly to go right in your ear for payback. Okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: stop with the whistle. Stop the while. Oh I wish

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Speaker 1: I could have told you to stop airhorn the other day.

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Speaker 1: So we play pranks on each other all the time

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Speaker 1: And then we'll imagine me sitting there waiting for my car,

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Speaker 1: that's a really bad sound of an airhorn. But all

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Speaker 1: I have is a whistle right on me right now. Anyway,

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Speaker 1: then I spilled my coffee all over my three thousand

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Speaker 1: dollars slacks. Do you even have slacks? Do you even

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Speaker 1: know what slacks arst? It's freaking hilarious. We're keeping the airhorn. Second,

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Speaker 1: you're welcome for your car. Third, no one buys slacks

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Speaker 1: that much. You're stop with the whistle. I didn't even

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Speaker 1: do an airhorn. Okay, you did keep whistling, Well you did,

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Speaker 1: And who's going to pay for my three thousand dollars

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Speaker 1: be me. Yeah, yeah, no, that's not how this works. Okay.

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Speaker 1: I am the customer. Therefore I'm always Do you know

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Speaker 1: the thing you brought your car in? Do you know

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Speaker 1: the thing, Steve? I know dry cleaner. Let me tell

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Speaker 1: you what I do. I run a fortune five hundred company. Okay, congratulations,

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Speaker 1: thank you. No, I don't need a sticker, and if

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Speaker 1: I went to an ivy lee college. So have you

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Speaker 1: ever heard the phrase? The customer is always can you

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Speaker 1: I want to try one more time, Steve. The customer

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Speaker 1: is always been appole wrong, Steve, right, you stop whistle.

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Speaker 1: The word is right, The customer is always right. Therefore

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Speaker 1: over my three thousand dollars slacks, and I spilled it

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Speaker 1: because of your horn. Let's take the stick out of her.

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Speaker 1: Maybe you'll fit a little bit more comfortable, and then

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Speaker 1: I don't even care if I lose my job, but

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Speaker 1: right back to you. The hell are you laughing about?

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Speaker 1: I'm serious, I'm laughing because this is actually Jewel from

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Speaker 1: your cork or Crystal set you up. Damn it, Crystal. Oh,

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Speaker 1: The Jewel Show on demand. Welcome to the i n N,

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Speaker 1: the Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in the news,

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Speaker 1: they rooport the news for Tuesday, August sixteen, twenty twenty two.

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Speaker 1: I'm Jewel Fresh, and you think you can hold a grudge,

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Speaker 1: wait to hear about this one guy. I'll tell you

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Speaker 1: the idiots. I'm Alex Fresh, So R. Kelly's in the

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Speaker 1: guess what he did to another girl. Oh and I

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Speaker 1: I'm talking about my story. I'm Christian Gray Snow. And

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Speaker 1: if you're in the market for a home, I'm telling

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Speaker 1: you where in this country you can get eighty homes

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Speaker 1: you first started the day. In the Indies, they report

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Speaker 1: the news after twenty two years and one hundred and

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Speaker 1: twenty court hearings, a guy in India finally got a

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Speaker 1: it's just the principle of it. Also, that's twenty two

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Speaker 1: did I say, Christian? I just I'm just trying to deceive?

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Speaker 1: only on the Jebel Show. Lisa is on the phone

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Speaker 1: War of the Roses to Catch a Cheater. Next little

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it was three messages. But that was all

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Speaker 1: I'm calling you, sir? No, I'm calling you to say congratulations,

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Speaker 1: you're this month winner. Wow, that was super louder. What's

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Speaker 1: Oh cool, here, I didn't even know where you guys

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Speaker 1: which frustrates me. But anyway, congratulations, not about I's not

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Speaker 1: the information now, or i'd even be willing to call

421
00:22:04,040 --> 00:22:05,960
Speaker 1: you back. I just need a couple of things and

422
00:22:05,960 --> 00:22:07,560
Speaker 1: I can get it sent out for you. No, you can,

423
00:22:07,840 --> 00:22:09,480
Speaker 1: We could do it right now. Great, then I've got

424
00:22:09,520 --> 00:22:13,280
Speaker 1: the stuff all pulled up. First thing I would need

425
00:22:13,400 --> 00:22:16,560
Speaker 1: would be the name first and last, and then anything

426
00:22:16,600 --> 00:22:17,960
Speaker 1: that you would like to put on a card and

427
00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:19,760
Speaker 1: what type of card? And then I can get the

428
00:22:19,760 --> 00:22:26,320
Speaker 1: address from you. Well, um, let's go with Lisa, Lisa, Lisa. Okay, Lisa,

429
00:22:26,680 --> 00:22:31,440
Speaker 1: got it? And last name? Yeah, got that one, okay, Lisa?

430
00:22:31,720 --> 00:22:39,040
Speaker 1: And uh would you like a card with that? Sure? Okay? Great?

431
00:22:39,080 --> 00:22:40,959
Speaker 1: What type of card would you like? Is it an

432
00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:45,639
Speaker 1: occasion of birthday, an anniversary, a arbor Day? I'm just

433
00:22:45,680 --> 00:22:48,040
Speaker 1: kidding me to have arbor Day cards? Uh? Could you

434
00:22:48,080 --> 00:22:50,480
Speaker 1: just like write a message on the card for me? Actually,

435
00:22:50,520 --> 00:22:53,159
Speaker 1: like one of those blank ones? Sure? Yeah? Absolutely? And

436
00:22:53,160 --> 00:22:55,840
Speaker 1: what would you like it to say? Um? This is

437
00:22:56,240 --> 00:22:58,720
Speaker 1: just because I love you? That's very nice? Is your

438
00:22:58,920 --> 00:23:03,120
Speaker 1: wife girlfriend? Oh? Okay? Soon to your wife? Maybe I'm

439
00:23:03,160 --> 00:23:05,280
Speaker 1: not Russian. Yeah, that's for your aunts to do or

440
00:23:05,320 --> 00:23:09,159
Speaker 1: something like that. Where Thanksgiving dinner? So um? Okay, anyway,

441
00:23:09,160 --> 00:23:12,040
Speaker 1: I got that and that So that's your girlfriend Lisa

442
00:23:12,200 --> 00:23:14,640
Speaker 1: and Lisa's actually on the phone listening and would love

443
00:23:14,720 --> 00:23:17,199
Speaker 1: to speak with you too. That's what's so interesting about this.

444
00:23:17,520 --> 00:23:20,560
Speaker 1: Excuse m, because this is actually the Jewels Show. My

445
00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:23,000
Speaker 1: name is Jewel and mine's Alex. I'm Christian Grace. Now

446
00:23:23,119 --> 00:23:25,480
Speaker 1: I'm Bennett and this is War of the Roses. To

447
00:23:25,480 --> 00:23:27,320
Speaker 1: catch a cheater and your girlfriend Lisa thought you might

448
00:23:27,359 --> 00:23:28,879
Speaker 1: be cheating on her, so she wanted to see if

449
00:23:28,880 --> 00:23:33,320
Speaker 1: we could catch what. Yeah, hey, man, what's the hell him?

450
00:23:33,840 --> 00:23:36,239
Speaker 1: You tried to shut me up on the roof on

451
00:23:36,280 --> 00:23:39,520
Speaker 1: the radio? Why? Like, what are you doing? Babe? Listen?

452
00:23:39,880 --> 00:23:42,960
Speaker 1: You know that I've been telling you I'm suspicious. I

453
00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:44,920
Speaker 1: told you about the text. You told me not to worry,

454
00:23:44,920 --> 00:23:47,440
Speaker 1: but it's been eating me alive. You don't come along.

455
00:23:48,640 --> 00:23:50,600
Speaker 1: You either don't come home or you show up the

456
00:23:50,600 --> 00:23:52,600
Speaker 1: next day when you know on at work. I'm really

457
00:23:52,600 --> 00:23:56,119
Speaker 1: not toopid. I'm a grown ass man. I don't need

458
00:23:56,160 --> 00:23:58,199
Speaker 1: to tell you where I am twenty four seven. You

459
00:23:58,280 --> 00:24:00,520
Speaker 1: do have to tell me because I'm your girlfriend. And look,

460
00:24:00,560 --> 00:24:02,760
Speaker 1: if you're in a relationship, yeah, like I mean it

461
00:24:02,840 --> 00:24:05,000
Speaker 1: is shady, Yeah, like it's shady, and like you could

462
00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:07,119
Speaker 1: also not send the flowers to another girl because you

463
00:24:07,200 --> 00:24:08,440
Speaker 1: might not have another girl. You might just be like

464
00:24:08,520 --> 00:24:11,399
Speaker 1: cheating with randoms. Yeah, I still don't even believe it.

465
00:24:11,400 --> 00:24:13,040
Speaker 1: If you were, if you were a grown ass man,

466
00:24:13,080 --> 00:24:14,560
Speaker 1: you want to let your girlfriend know where you're at

467
00:24:14,560 --> 00:24:16,320
Speaker 1: because you don't have anything to hide. Yeah, that doesn't

468
00:24:16,359 --> 00:24:18,880
Speaker 1: make sense. What's their hell is this? Like, honestly, I'm

469
00:24:18,880 --> 00:24:21,399
Speaker 1: getting like a tack here from every angles, Like you

470
00:24:21,400 --> 00:24:26,600
Speaker 1: guys need to calm it down. None so about what's up?

471
00:24:26,640 --> 00:24:30,919
Speaker 1: Because you're acting like a jerksleas asking about okay, so

472
00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:32,960
Speaker 1: what about the what thatapp? What's up with the woman's

473
00:24:33,119 --> 00:24:38,120
Speaker 1: blurry photo and the kiss emoji and the baby? Like, Yeah,

474
00:24:38,160 --> 00:24:41,720
Speaker 1: I don't understand where you're coming from. And thank you

475
00:24:41,800 --> 00:24:44,000
Speaker 1: for sending me to flowers like a Lisa, I feel

476
00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:47,320
Speaker 1: a light bit of relief, But I just I don't

477
00:24:47,400 --> 00:24:51,440
Speaker 1: understand why you're you're doing this like I'm Lisa, Lisa.

478
00:24:51,880 --> 00:24:54,280
Speaker 1: Don't hang up, Todd. I just want to tell Lisa

479
00:24:54,280 --> 00:24:56,480
Speaker 1: one thing because this might this might help you think

480
00:24:56,520 --> 00:24:58,879
Speaker 1: about something while you're talking to Todd. I just read

481
00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:01,520
Speaker 1: a study that didn't reallyationships. Sometimes if you spend a

482
00:25:01,520 --> 00:25:03,960
Speaker 1: little bit of money without your partner knowing it's actually

483
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:06,199
Speaker 1: a good thing because it creates guilt and that'll make

484
00:25:06,520 --> 00:25:07,960
Speaker 1: like you go out of the way to do things

485
00:25:07,960 --> 00:25:10,040
Speaker 1: for your partner. They said, if it's innocent things like that,

486
00:25:10,040 --> 00:25:12,359
Speaker 1: that's a good thing, that's good guilt. Maybe Todd feels guilty.

487
00:25:12,359 --> 00:25:14,760
Speaker 1: Maybe that's why he was sending you to the flowers. Okay, well,

488
00:25:15,240 --> 00:25:17,760
Speaker 1: you have trust issue and you want to know about

489
00:25:17,760 --> 00:25:19,800
Speaker 1: the WhatsApp Hang on, you want to talk about it

490
00:25:19,920 --> 00:25:21,440
Speaker 1: or do you want to just yell on the radio?

491
00:25:21,280 --> 00:25:23,200
Speaker 1: I can just hang up and you can keep yelling.

492
00:25:23,359 --> 00:25:28,160
Speaker 1: You know how message on WhatsApp In your life, You've

493
00:25:28,160 --> 00:25:30,600
Speaker 1: never gotten spam text messages. And you know what, Lisa,

494
00:25:30,720 --> 00:25:33,239
Speaker 1: this is so embarrassing. I'm just gonna let you know

495
00:25:33,560 --> 00:25:37,159
Speaker 1: WhatsApp those worst spam messages. But because you've been drilling

496
00:25:37,160 --> 00:25:40,240
Speaker 1: me at home, Yeah, I did meet somebody else and

497
00:25:40,400 --> 00:25:44,080
Speaker 1: jelity what good night. By the time you get home,

498
00:25:44,119 --> 00:25:48,520
Speaker 1: my stuff will be gone. Don't call me anything anymore.

499
00:25:48,720 --> 00:25:52,320
Speaker 1: My god, I'm done. He's still cheated. I'm sorry. Make

500
00:25:52,359 --> 00:25:54,960
Speaker 1: it better right now, and I'm sorry. I'm not saying

501
00:25:54,960 --> 00:25:58,800
Speaker 1: anything because I feel so many emotions. I'm angry, I'm

502
00:25:58,840 --> 00:26:02,600
Speaker 1: happy that I really live. You're an and I never

503
00:26:02,640 --> 00:26:05,080
Speaker 1: even dream is spending one more day with you. She

504
00:26:05,160 --> 00:26:08,199
Speaker 1: can have you because you're really a pe. All you

505
00:26:08,240 --> 00:26:10,240
Speaker 1: had to do is just tell me where you were at,

506
00:26:10,560 --> 00:26:13,160
Speaker 1: not because I'm your mother, but just because I deserved

507
00:26:13,160 --> 00:26:17,240
Speaker 1: to know together. Okay, yeah, well list back. We have

508
00:26:17,280 --> 00:26:20,040
Speaker 1: a dog together too. I guess you could stop walking

509
00:26:20,080 --> 00:26:23,040
Speaker 1: the dog and taking all the responsibility while you're drinking

510
00:26:23,080 --> 00:26:27,880
Speaker 1: your face off or doing so. That's why. Yeah, I'm

511
00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:30,800
Speaker 1: keeping that dog. Yeah, you you ain't getting the dog.

512
00:26:31,440 --> 00:26:33,679
Speaker 1: Before you even get home. Me, my dog will be gone.

513
00:26:33,760 --> 00:26:36,840
Speaker 1: Oh wow, fine, Todd, take both of your kitchenes to

514
00:26:36,920 --> 00:26:39,439
Speaker 1: get the out of my life. I want nothing to

515
00:26:39,480 --> 00:26:44,160
Speaker 1: do with you. Okay, nothing to do with Get out, Lisa.

516
00:26:44,240 --> 00:26:48,879
Speaker 1: He's gone now good? What a dog? What? Wow? I

517
00:26:48,880 --> 00:26:52,280
Speaker 1: did not see that coming. Neither did I. I didn't

518
00:26:52,280 --> 00:26:54,600
Speaker 1: think it was like that, I really, I mean, I

519
00:26:54,680 --> 00:26:58,239
Speaker 1: knew maybe he was cheating, but like to I don't know.

520
00:26:58,400 --> 00:27:00,240
Speaker 1: At least you know before you spend any more of

521
00:27:00,240 --> 00:27:03,320
Speaker 1: your time with him, wasting any more of your life,

522
00:27:03,560 --> 00:27:05,760
Speaker 1: get away as quickly as possible, and do not go back.

523
00:27:05,920 --> 00:27:12,200
Speaker 1: Keep your head up, don't settle. Get a cat. I'd

524
00:27:12,320 --> 00:27:29,160
Speaker 1: rather than The Jewels Show on demand Jewels dirty Little Secret? Hello, Hey,

525
00:27:29,200 --> 00:27:30,760
Speaker 1: what's up? You texted in at four, one or six

526
00:27:30,760 --> 00:27:32,160
Speaker 1: one day? You have a dirty little secret. So it's

527
00:27:32,160 --> 00:27:34,720
Speaker 1: the Jewel Show and we're calling you back? Hi? Hi?

528
00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:39,200
Speaker 1: How are you? How are you too bad? I'm doing well.

529
00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:43,520
Speaker 1: I wasn't ready for this, but okay, well gotta be ready.

530
00:27:43,560 --> 00:27:45,679
Speaker 1: You you texted in or whatever you did that, you

531
00:27:45,720 --> 00:27:48,320
Speaker 1: had one, so we have ears to hear it. We're ready.

532
00:27:48,359 --> 00:27:51,880
Speaker 1: What's your dirty little secret? So? Gosh, come what I'm

533
00:27:51,880 --> 00:27:54,320
Speaker 1: telling you this? I helped my daughter make her first

534
00:27:54,359 --> 00:28:00,879
Speaker 1: thirst trap? What what hashtag? Mad mom? Your daughter? If

535
00:28:00,880 --> 00:28:03,119
Speaker 1: anybody doesn't know what a thirst trap is to somebody

536
00:28:03,160 --> 00:28:05,000
Speaker 1: explained thirst trap for me, what's the best way to

537
00:28:05,040 --> 00:28:07,320
Speaker 1: explain thirst trap for someone who doesn't know the terms?

538
00:28:07,800 --> 00:28:11,240
Speaker 1: A thirst trap is like a revealing sexy photo but

539
00:28:11,359 --> 00:28:13,879
Speaker 1: not too much, but just enough to get someone to

540
00:28:13,960 --> 00:28:16,560
Speaker 1: hit those d ms and say, hello, how can look

541
00:28:16,560 --> 00:28:22,320
Speaker 1: at minutes profile you try to catch thirsty people? Okay,

542
00:28:22,400 --> 00:28:24,520
Speaker 1: so go ahead. You so you helped your daughter make

543
00:28:24,560 --> 00:28:26,560
Speaker 1: her first thirst trap? Yeah, I mean she sent me

544
00:28:26,640 --> 00:28:28,000
Speaker 1: the pick and I told her how to kind of

545
00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:31,280
Speaker 1: make it better and eventually she posted it. I mean,

546
00:28:32,359 --> 00:28:35,159
Speaker 1: her dad would kill me if he found out. I

547
00:28:35,240 --> 00:28:37,919
Speaker 1: helped and then I showed her how to make a

548
00:28:37,960 --> 00:28:42,720
Speaker 1: thirst trap account for those picks and what? Yeah? Is

549
00:28:42,760 --> 00:28:45,680
Speaker 1: that only change? Just so you know, I'm just helping

550
00:28:45,680 --> 00:28:47,360
Speaker 1: her out. I mean, I want it to be good,

551
00:28:47,400 --> 00:28:48,880
Speaker 1: you know, I want her to get you know, a

552
00:28:48,920 --> 00:28:52,840
Speaker 1: good reply is you know, okay, how old is your daughter?

553
00:28:53,080 --> 00:28:56,600
Speaker 1: She's nineteen? Okay, at least she's an adult. Yeah. I

554
00:28:56,680 --> 00:28:59,240
Speaker 1: was like, I was wondering how old? Okay, the last

555
00:28:59,280 --> 00:29:01,840
Speaker 1: thing that I would do was my teenager? Is it

556
00:29:01,920 --> 00:29:06,600
Speaker 1: their strap? Nineteen years? He does her own most teenagers do,

557
00:29:08,280 --> 00:29:11,240
Speaker 1: and posted herself without asking me. Yeah, did she ask

558
00:29:11,280 --> 00:29:13,480
Speaker 1: you or did you offer? We were talking about it

559
00:29:13,480 --> 00:29:15,360
Speaker 1: and she wanted to make it. And I used to

560
00:29:15,440 --> 00:29:21,239
Speaker 1: be an adult actress, so I know it's okay, all right,

561
00:29:21,280 --> 00:29:24,479
Speaker 1: we'll just run. That would be fruit doesn't hang far

562
00:29:24,520 --> 00:29:29,320
Speaker 1: from the tree, so low hanging fruit is what I

563
00:29:29,360 --> 00:29:33,280
Speaker 1: was me. I gotta confuse, you know, corporate and not

564
00:29:33,360 --> 00:29:36,680
Speaker 1: so corporate. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

565
00:29:36,720 --> 00:29:40,880
Speaker 1: H Well, I guess I should be a little scared

566
00:29:40,920 --> 00:29:45,080
Speaker 1: that she's been many me. Hey, at least you're teaching

567
00:29:45,080 --> 00:29:46,680
Speaker 1: her a little bit of the family business. Thank you,

568
00:29:47,280 --> 00:29:48,880
Speaker 1: Thank you for telling us you're doing a little secret.

569
00:29:49,080 --> 00:29:51,680
Speaker 1: You're welcome. Real quick, think of a very awkward thing

570
00:29:51,680 --> 00:29:53,800
Speaker 1: that could happen where you work, and then multiply it

571
00:29:53,840 --> 00:29:57,360
Speaker 1: by a million. That's what happened here on Friday. Well,

572
00:29:57,400 --> 00:30:02,280
Speaker 1: mine was dirty on Friday. Alex trying to pull a

573
00:30:02,360 --> 00:30:04,520
Speaker 1: prank on one of the co workers here. It didn't

574
00:30:04,560 --> 00:30:09,360
Speaker 1: really go well. You talk about it for a second, Alex,

575
00:30:09,440 --> 00:30:12,600
Speaker 1: it's a complete fail. Well, I was trying to shoot

576
00:30:12,640 --> 00:30:15,560
Speaker 1: one of those confetti bombs at one of our co workers.

577
00:30:15,680 --> 00:30:17,760
Speaker 1: And remember, we work in an office building where there's

578
00:30:17,800 --> 00:30:20,280
Speaker 1: salespeople who are on the phone trying to sell things.

579
00:30:20,360 --> 00:30:22,240
Speaker 1: There's other people walking around. It's not just us in

580
00:30:22,320 --> 00:30:24,400
Speaker 1: here alone, although it feels like it is a lot

581
00:30:24,400 --> 00:30:27,160
Speaker 1: of times. So Alex had this confetti cannon and she

582
00:30:27,200 --> 00:30:28,520
Speaker 1: was trying to get one of the co workers come

583
00:30:28,560 --> 00:30:30,760
Speaker 1: by the elevator, but she wouldn't like peeking on the corner.

584
00:30:30,800 --> 00:30:32,080
Speaker 1: She can't see me. I'm like, all right, I'm just

585
00:30:32,120 --> 00:30:33,600
Speaker 1: gonna go out and I'm just gonna shoot this canon

586
00:30:33,680 --> 00:30:39,800
Speaker 1: eder then confetti cannon, confetti keyword cannon. So I called

587
00:30:39,840 --> 00:30:41,560
Speaker 1: out of the conference room and she just like stares

588
00:30:41,600 --> 00:30:46,000
Speaker 1: at me, and I'm like trying to like maybe trying

589
00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:47,400
Speaker 1: to make a pop, and it's like I'm doing it

590
00:30:47,440 --> 00:30:48,920
Speaker 1: the wrong way. And then I just tried the other

591
00:30:48,960 --> 00:30:51,240
Speaker 1: way and it's like boom, right, and it like flies

592
00:30:51,240 --> 00:30:52,720
Speaker 1: out of her. She's just like staring at me stupid,

593
00:30:52,760 --> 00:30:57,440
Speaker 1: like what are you trying to? So she didn't know

594
00:30:57,440 --> 00:30:58,880
Speaker 1: what it was and then she figured it out and

595
00:30:58,920 --> 00:31:01,200
Speaker 1: then she got scared. And then also this other guy

596
00:31:01,240 --> 00:31:03,200
Speaker 1: camera the corps. I was like, oh my god, I

597
00:31:03,200 --> 00:31:05,200
Speaker 1: thought it was a good I'm like, okay, I feel

598
00:31:05,240 --> 00:31:09,480
Speaker 1: really bad. We're in a soundproof studio and all I

599
00:31:09,600 --> 00:31:12,720
Speaker 1: hear it and I was like, what just happened? Did

600
00:31:12,760 --> 00:31:14,920
Speaker 1: somebody blow the doors off? This should come with the

601
00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:17,320
Speaker 1: warning that they're loud. I didn't think they made noise

602
00:31:17,360 --> 00:31:19,640
Speaker 1: at all. Alex is really having trouble with these confetti

603
00:31:19,680 --> 00:31:21,520
Speaker 1: cannons because she tried to do it to me last

604
00:31:21,600 --> 00:31:23,280
Speaker 1: night at the house. Alex and I'm married. If you

605
00:31:23,320 --> 00:31:25,200
Speaker 1: didn't know that, I went to go grab food and

606
00:31:25,240 --> 00:31:26,920
Speaker 1: then I came back and I was walking up the

607
00:31:26,920 --> 00:31:29,480
Speaker 1: stairs and I hear you're a bunch of crashing and

608
00:31:29,560 --> 00:31:32,720
Speaker 1: I'm like, what just happened? And then I walked in

609
00:31:32,760 --> 00:31:34,400
Speaker 1: the bathroom and Alex was taking a bath and I

610
00:31:34,400 --> 00:31:35,760
Speaker 1: guess she was gonna try to shoot at me when

611
00:31:35,800 --> 00:31:38,120
Speaker 1: I walked in there. She dropped it and then all

612
00:31:38,120 --> 00:31:43,240
Speaker 1: this stuff fell inside. I was like in the bathroom, well,

613
00:31:43,280 --> 00:31:44,800
Speaker 1: I was just laying about them, and I was just

614
00:31:44,840 --> 00:31:46,600
Speaker 1: like and I'll be holding it like boom, right, and

615
00:31:46,640 --> 00:31:48,800
Speaker 1: then I dropped it. Eventually, you're gonna get somebody, though,

616
00:31:48,800 --> 00:31:51,280
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get you. There are times the charmer, Yeah,

617
00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:53,760
Speaker 1: that doesn't work. I think we let the confetti guard

618
00:31:53,800 --> 00:31:58,920
Speaker 1: go the Jebel Show on demand. If you want to

619
00:31:58,920 --> 00:32:02,240
Speaker 1: know the future, you can go about it in a

620
00:32:02,320 --> 00:32:05,360
Speaker 1: couple ways. Okay. Way number one is you can pay

621
00:32:05,360 --> 00:32:07,920
Speaker 1: a bunch of money to go to a psychic sit

622
00:32:07,960 --> 00:32:12,200
Speaker 1: in their office or whatever they call it an office.

623
00:32:12,280 --> 00:32:15,560
Speaker 1: Do psychics call their place an office? The future telling rooms? Okay? Yeah,

624
00:32:15,560 --> 00:32:19,560
Speaker 1: the fortune future telling room, and they'll go I see

625
00:32:19,800 --> 00:32:23,400
Speaker 1: that you work a job, and you'll go, WHOA, that's crazy.

626
00:32:23,680 --> 00:32:27,360
Speaker 1: I do. And I see other people around you working

627
00:32:27,400 --> 00:32:30,800
Speaker 1: as well, Oh oh wow, that's crazy. I have co workers.

628
00:32:31,720 --> 00:32:35,320
Speaker 1: This psychic really knows their stuff. And then they'll go

629
00:32:35,400 --> 00:32:37,160
Speaker 1: and I see that it's in a place where you

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Speaker 1: sit in front of a computer, and you're like, WHOA,

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Speaker 1: how do they know that? And then they go, I

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Speaker 1: see back problems in your future, and you're like, I

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Speaker 1: have back problems because I sit all day. Holy crap, amazing.

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Speaker 1: You can either do that, or you can just go

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Speaker 1: to the TV and watch one TV show that can

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Speaker 1: tell you the future. It's a show that's been on

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Speaker 1: the air forever, The Simpsons. The Simpsons has predicted so

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Speaker 1: many future events it's crazy. And they just did it

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Speaker 1: again the other day. You didn't know. The NFL owners

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Speaker 1: unanimously approved the transfer of the ownership of the Denver

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Speaker 1: Broncos to billionaire Rob Walton. If you don't know who

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Speaker 1: the Waltons are, that's the Walmart family. Oh wow, he's

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Speaker 1: the heir to the Walmart fortune. He paid four point

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Speaker 1: six five billion dollars, a record price tag for a

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Speaker 1: North American sports franchise. He bought the never Broncos and

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Speaker 1: the new logo is probably going to have someone of

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Speaker 1: the mullet neck bear for sure, or just handcuffs or

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Speaker 1: somebody's stuffing half a ham into their pants and running

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Speaker 1: out of the store. People are pointing out, though, that

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Speaker 1: the Simpsons predicted the sale of the Denver Broncos to

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Speaker 1: basically the owner of Walmart in a season eight episode,

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Speaker 1: and the Simpsons episode we're talking about has only aired twice, okay,

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Speaker 1: four seventy five. Simpsons have been on for how long,

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Speaker 1: I mean over twenty thirty years probably, It's amazing how

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Speaker 1: long The Simpsons has been on the air. And we'll

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Speaker 1: go over some of the other predictions that they've had.

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Speaker 1: But Homer in this episode was given the Denver Broncos

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Speaker 1: after working for Globex Corp. A place very similar to Walmart.

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Speaker 1: Hank Scorpio was the business owner, and he gave the

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Speaker 1: team to him as a gift for helping him with

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Speaker 1: his evil plans. Homer one of the Dallas Cowboys, but

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Speaker 1: he got the Denver Broncos instead. So basically, a large,

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Speaker 1: huge company owner bought the Denver Broncos and it was

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Speaker 1: like a Walmart type company. That's weird, really crazy. How

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Speaker 1: many things have come true that the Simpsons have predicted?

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I mean obviously the person who wrote The

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Speaker 1: Simpsons can tell the future. Yeah, yes, you think so,

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Speaker 1: else would they know this stuff? Seriously, I don't know,

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Speaker 1: it's been so many things. It's been too many things.

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Speaker 1: No streams who already talks about from the sixteenth century

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Speaker 1: who could tell the future and wrote a bunch of

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Speaker 1: poems that predicted future events. Matt Graining is the Simpsons guy.

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Speaker 1: He is our nostradamus, which is weird to think about.

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Speaker 1: What's up with him. I know you don't hear much

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Speaker 1: about him other than the fact that he's predicted so

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Speaker 1: many things. We're talking about how the Denver Broncos were

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Speaker 1: sold to the Walmart owner, and back in the nineties,

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Speaker 1: the Simpsons predicted that the Denver Broncos would be sold

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Speaker 1: to the head of a company like Walmart. Some other

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Speaker 1: predictions that the Simpsons were right about were in two thousand,

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Speaker 1: they predicted that Donald Trump would be president. If you remember,

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Speaker 1: there's a scene in The Simpsons with Donald Trump going

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Speaker 1: down the escalator in the Trump Tower, and it actually

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Speaker 1: happened in real life the same You should look it up.

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Speaker 1: They could have kept that one. In nineteen ninety nine,

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Speaker 1: the Simpsons predicted that Disney would buy Fox, and they

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Speaker 1: did in two thousand and nine. Yet in nineteen ninety three, oh,

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Speaker 1: this one was crazy to me. In nineteen ninety three,

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Speaker 1: the TV show The Simpsons predicted that the famous Las

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Speaker 1: Vegas entertainers Sig Freed and Roy would get malled by

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Speaker 1: a white tiger, and in two thousand and three, Roy

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Speaker 1: Horn from sig Freed and Roy did get malled by

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Speaker 1: its higer with tigers, although that one I think anybody

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Speaker 1: could have predicted eventually making them do tricks all the time.

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Speaker 1: Eventually one of the tiger's gonna be like, yeah, make

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Speaker 1: me jump through another hoop, man. I tell you, we're

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Speaker 1: talking about how the Denver Broncos were just sold to

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Speaker 1: the guy who owns Walmart, and the fact that The

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Speaker 1: Simpsons predicted that would happen back in the nineties, and

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Speaker 1: just going over a bunch of the other things that

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Speaker 1: the Simpsons have predicted, like in nineteen ninety five, they

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Speaker 1: showed the London Skyline with a building, the Shard, that

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Speaker 1: didn't get built until seventeen years later. So the TV

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Speaker 1: show The Simpsons drew the skyline with the Shard seventeen

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Speaker 1: years before it was even built. The person who built

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Speaker 1: it saw that episode of The Simpsons. The person who

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Speaker 1: built it is a Simpsons fan, manifestation maybe, and it's

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Speaker 1: producer brand. I also think someone on the Trump campaign

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Speaker 1: is a Simpsons fan, because that whole thing we now

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Speaker 1: know was full of extras, the whole escalator scene in

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Speaker 1: real life. So my thing about The Simpsons, They've had

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Speaker 1: like eight hundred episodes. You're bound to get something right

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Speaker 1: once in a while. I don't think they've predicted anything.

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Speaker 1: I know. Seriously. It started with the Roy Hard thing,

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Speaker 1: the Sigret and Roy, and I'm like, yeah, Tigers, I mean,

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Speaker 1: way to take a risk on that one. That could happen.

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Speaker 1: And then somebody watched The Simpsons and saw the London Skyline.

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Speaker 1: They drew it wrong, and they're like, hey, oh that's

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Speaker 1: a cool building in the London Skyline. I live in London.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna build that building, yea. And then Donald Trump's like,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna go down an escalator, just like I saw

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Speaker 1: on The Simpsons. So maybe throughout that impressive that's never mind,

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Speaker 1: never mind, I guess they got us for a little bit.

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Speaker 1: I'm just excited to see how the games are now

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Speaker 1: that the Denver Broncos are owned by Walmart and they

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Speaker 1: have Wilson for a quarterback. Your phone break happens every

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Speaker 1: single hour on the twenties. Your next one is coming up,

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Speaker 1: I predict in just a few minutes the twenty. I

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Speaker 1: predict it. See if it comes true, See if I'm

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Speaker 1: better than the Simpsons. That's the Simpson's gonna come true.

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Speaker 1: Because I know, because I can see it in front

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Speaker 1: of me. It's on the twenty Jewel The Jewel Show

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Speaker 1: on demand