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Speaker 3: Still, yeah, with your lancer getting lanced.

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Speaker 1: Yes, but the elevator is closing because my lance is

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Speaker 1: Yes, between the floors, crushing it. And I show up

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Speaker 3: Oh no, she'd pretended that we had already jousted, yes,

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Speaker 3: And I did that, And for a second, I'm like,

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Speaker 2: She was so certain.

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Speaker 3: Assured yes, and that is such a great life, said,

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Speaker 2: No, I don't.

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Speaker 2: Oh, Hayes, Hey, welcome to Hollywood.

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Speaker 1: Hamblok and entires guide to kicking button dropping the names

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Speaker 1: our show. But we've been talking a lot about baths

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Speaker 3: It's a bath based show. We take a bath before

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Speaker 3: and after the show. Obviously, the Earwolf Studio had to

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Speaker 1: And we splash around and we get clean and we

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Speaker 3: We are not the only audience for the show. There's

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Speaker 3: it's called something called a shower. Now, how do you

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Speaker 1: Because we've talked before on the show about the experience

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Speaker 3: And you're flying all over the place, and your clothes

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Speaker 3: Get out your pen scoop troop, and it's hot cold, hot, cold, hot, hot, warm, hot,

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Speaker 3: Please shoot the shower. When you're ready to really get clean,

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Speaker 1: Yes, there, you're gonna find some shampoo in the shower.

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Speaker 2: Shoot the shampoo. Shoot it.

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Speaker 3: We're not saying to do this every single day.

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Speaker 1: No use the shampoo once once ever, that's it.

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Speaker 3: I can't do it again.

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Speaker 2: My mom did it to me. She did not let

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Speaker 1: You kind of stuck to your hair, like if people

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Speaker 3: Well the answer is because then i'd always wear cowboy hat.

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Speaker 2: You can't get it cut and it can't grow.

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Speaker 3: You know. But anyway, this is why it's so important

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Speaker 1: Get this soap rubbed it.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, No, you're gonna want to roll

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Speaker 1: So that's how to do the shower. We have a

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Speaker 3: Very. Uh, it's Rosalin Russell, and we're having to sex

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Speaker 3: Have sex with the purse with Brian Eno, Brian Ferry. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: So you know, I tighten my blindfold and just and

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Speaker 3: I must have more germs. I anytime somebody tries to

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Speaker 3: It's all anti sean medication to me. I'm just trying

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Speaker 1: Ha. Welcome to Hollywood Handbook, An insider's guide to kicking

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Speaker 1: but dropping names in the red carpet lineback hallways of

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Speaker 1: this industry we call show biz. What up?

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Speaker 4: What up?

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Speaker 3: We got a corker.

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Speaker 1: We do these other shows. We do fucking favors for people.

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Speaker 1: We will participate in this world, this podcast world, and

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Speaker 3: And I'd say, I'll say about dough Boys, of all

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Speaker 1: Great, people like it is great.

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Speaker 3: I love that's awesome.

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Speaker 1: I love it.

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Speaker 3: We need more stuff.

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Speaker 3: Yes, because it's so negative now on the internet bird

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Speaker 3: which I do not get, is just nice. Reminds me

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Speaker 2: What is the why do people like, what's going on?

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Speaker 2: What is this?

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Speaker 5: Well? Thank you for having me. Yeah, you know, I

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Speaker 1: It's complicated for starters, it's complicated. I'm happy to be

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Speaker 1: are so many rules. There are a lot of rules

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Speaker 1: because I think it's design. It's like like people want

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Speaker 5: No, it's definitely. It's a hoity toity type of podcast.

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Speaker 3: It's like Pinchon.

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Speaker 1: It is. It's a lot like it's a lot like Pinchon, Yes,

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Speaker 3: Go, oh, I know Pinchon, Like I get it, you know,

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Speaker 3: crazy act, but do you really alky?

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Speaker 1: Do you really know? But then you see the lange

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Speaker 1: Yeah that that for me. As a child, I didn't

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Speaker 1: this is not a gotcha thing. Uh, it's just me

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Speaker 1: asking questions. Do you eat the food? Uh no, okay,

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Speaker 1: I've never I've never I've never eaten Okay, So this

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Speaker 1: don't eat the food. We just talked. We watch videos

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Speaker 1: they talk and the only thing that I eat from

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Speaker 1: this show is milf pussy.

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Speaker 3: That's what you said.

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Speaker 5: That's that is that's that is the truth. Yes, yeah,

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Speaker 5: specifically Hifler, the original milf Pussy Stiffler's mom, but Jennifer Cooler,

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Speaker 1: It's pussy that I'm eating. We Coolidge, Coolie Coolidge, Little Coolidge,

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Speaker 1: Coolie Coolidge.

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Speaker 5: It's actually warmer than you think with the name like Coolidge.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, no, it's it's milf pussy. Why why you know?

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Speaker 5: Nick Wiger Uh? Nick Nicholas was he he he he

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Speaker 5: I don't want to eat that stuff. Yeah, I don't

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Speaker 1: And Nick on Twitter too much? Nick maybe has never

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Speaker 1: been off Twitter. I've never by that's said. I feel

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Speaker 5: Yeah, he'd like I'll get a text from him and

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll get trying to tweet something out.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, he's on you, and then what so he can

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Speaker 1: He wants you to get on there and like talk

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Speaker 1: about milos and like is that the is? Yes? Yes,

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Speaker 5: He pushes his He pushes every belief that he has

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Speaker 5: on his liberal agenda. His his liberal agenda. I think

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's morphed a little bit. And it's not really

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Speaker 5: Yes, oh I would. I could do that for a

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Speaker 5: full hour. You know Milo, When you first said Milo,

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Speaker 5: Who's uh?

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Speaker 1: When I said Milo Annapolis, you thought I was talking

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Speaker 1: about Yes, Okay? Is that is that slightly racist? Or well?

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Speaker 1: People have caught some of your sports fandom into into question. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you just know instead of very few names like Tom

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Speaker 1: have proved them wrong by me saying white hate speech. Right,

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Speaker 1: it's making you think of a basketball player for the

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, it shows that I maybe don't know much

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Speaker 5: of anything. Apparently, what you know, someone someone had someone

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Speaker 3: You're a fake gamer girl.

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Speaker 5: I'm a fake gamer girl, is what it is what

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Speaker 5: I was getting. And it's funny because like, like do

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well, let's just do it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Marcus Dante high Tower.

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Speaker 1: Okay, so that's good. Now that's a specific person that

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Speaker 5: What was I supposed to be like he forced a fumble? Wow,

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Speaker 3: And then this year he's playing like an All Pro.

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Speaker 5: And he's playing like an All Pro this year, or

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Speaker 5: Is that enough for you people to get.

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Speaker 1: Up for someone who's so anti eating Mitch? You certainly

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's interesting that you won't eat the shitty food

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Speaker 1: You will for fans to eat some ship right here

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Speaker 3: And you're dumping right in their mouth.

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Speaker 5: I mean a part of me. You know, Nick has

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Speaker 5: all these political beliefs, and one of them is population control.

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Speaker 1: Yes, and so I've heard about that. He is sort

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Speaker 3: After he wants you to have to take a test,

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Speaker 3: yes that you genetically a living test. Yes, you have

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Speaker 4: You know.

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Speaker 1: It's it's, it's, it's it's very much.

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Speaker 5: And in his way, he said that we could kill

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Speaker 5: a lot of people off by doing this podcast and

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Speaker 3: So he's trying to make it sound more appealing to

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Speaker 1: Food, very shitty bad food. Yeah yeah.

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Speaker 3: And he wants them to be hurt and die from that.

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Speaker 1: That's right.

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Speaker 3: And that's what Nick likes.

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Speaker 5: Whether you know, his big one is like you know,

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Speaker 1: Get into accidents just to drive the food. Yeah yeah,

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Speaker 1: and laughing so hard and listening to him. Oh yes,

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Speaker 3: He he pulled me aside he went, you ever wonder

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Speaker 3: He's like, have you ever wondered why I'm like so

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Speaker 1: I guess think about that. Why could it be that

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Speaker 3: Yeah? And I was like, oh, maybe you just like

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Speaker 3: and maybe you're insecure or yeah, yeah, are you're trying

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Speaker 1: He thinks, so it's timed specifically. I don't know if

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Speaker 1: he's like taught you this too, but he thinks that

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Speaker 1: let's all take a bite of food now, and then

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Speaker 1: he'll just like rip a like rip out a joke. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: Well, and if you'll notice, he won't be funny at

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Speaker 1: You know.

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Speaker 5: kind of been clued into this, but he said, I

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Speaker 5: want to roger Rabbit. I want to roger rabbit them

440
00:23:41,400 --> 00:23:43,359
Speaker 5: to death. I said, what did you mean by that?

441
00:23:44,440 --> 00:23:45,879
Speaker 5: And he said, you know the weasels.

442
00:23:46,480 --> 00:23:46,680
Speaker 1: Yeah.

443
00:23:46,680 --> 00:23:50,120
Speaker 3: He's like, oh, that's how he sees people.

444
00:23:50,400 --> 00:23:52,399
Speaker 5: Because he thinks that he can make them laugh so

445
00:23:52,480 --> 00:23:54,600
Speaker 5: much that their souls will leave their body.

446
00:23:54,680 --> 00:23:58,840
Speaker 1: Because Wiger does like exclusively movies for children, uh huh.

447
00:23:58,880 --> 00:24:02,399
Speaker 1: And he believes that that this is on the life test,

448
00:24:02,560 --> 00:24:05,560
Speaker 1: Like he believes that if you enjoy movies for adults,

449
00:24:05,960 --> 00:24:08,880
Speaker 1: then you don't deserve to share the world with him.

450
00:24:08,920 --> 00:24:11,040
Speaker 1: I asked him, I said, what what is the last

451
00:24:11,280 --> 00:24:15,000
Speaker 1: non animated feature that you've seen? And he stood there

452
00:24:15,480 --> 00:24:17,359
Speaker 1: and he was thinking, deep in thought, and I actually

453
00:24:17,400 --> 00:24:20,040
Speaker 1: walked away. I never got answer to go home. I

454
00:24:20,040 --> 00:24:20,640
Speaker 1: had to go home.

455
00:24:20,720 --> 00:24:25,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean we've talked. Obviously, Star Wars

456
00:24:25,800 --> 00:24:29,600
Speaker 3: is for babies, and that's Nick's favorite thing, is like

457
00:24:29,640 --> 00:24:35,160
Speaker 3: stuff for babies, and I have heard, you know, he'll

458
00:24:35,160 --> 00:24:37,280
Speaker 3: often talk about his lovely wife. But she's frustrated because

459
00:24:37,280 --> 00:24:39,400
Speaker 3: he sleeps with the Star Wars mobile that I guess

460
00:24:39,440 --> 00:24:41,960
Speaker 3: has a lot of lights on it above his bead,

461
00:24:42,760 --> 00:24:45,520
Speaker 3: and it's getting hard for her to get enough sleep

462
00:24:45,560 --> 00:24:47,359
Speaker 3: to get to her because it also makes like pew

463
00:24:47,480 --> 00:24:48,400
Speaker 3: pew sounds.

464
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Speaker 5: Yes, I heard that. I've heard that too. I thought

465
00:24:50,440 --> 00:24:52,520
Speaker 5: it was a rumor, but now I think it's it

466
00:24:52,600 --> 00:24:53,240
Speaker 5: is the truth.

467
00:24:53,359 --> 00:24:56,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, he's Why would she lie about that?

468
00:24:56,520 --> 00:24:59,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, she wouldn't, She wouldn't. We're on a duckpin bowling league.

469
00:24:59,560 --> 00:25:02,320
Speaker 3: She and I and uh, you know will send the

470
00:25:02,320 --> 00:25:05,000
Speaker 3: pin sailing and chew the fattle.

471
00:25:04,840 --> 00:25:08,879
Speaker 1: And they go. They can talk there because they can't record,

472
00:25:09,440 --> 00:25:12,760
Speaker 1: like because he will like tap her like like bug

473
00:25:12,920 --> 00:25:13,720
Speaker 1: her body.

474
00:25:13,760 --> 00:25:17,000
Speaker 3: Basically she never knows where the mic is, her.

475
00:25:16,920 --> 00:25:19,359
Speaker 1: Recording device is on her body, but in a bowling alley,

476
00:25:19,440 --> 00:25:21,919
Speaker 1: it's like it's drowned out by the ambient sound of

477
00:25:21,920 --> 00:25:25,600
Speaker 1: the duck pens. Why. Yeah, he's he's obsessed. He I

478
00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:27,960
Speaker 1: always I say, why are you so obsessed with child stuff?

479
00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:29,960
Speaker 5: Like why do you want to be a kid? And

480
00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:31,520
Speaker 5: he says, I don't remember. He just says, I I

481
00:25:31,600 --> 00:25:33,200
Speaker 5: don't remember that part of my life.

482
00:25:33,359 --> 00:25:34,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, I never had a childhood.

483
00:25:34,800 --> 00:25:36,840
Speaker 5: Yeah, And I'm saying to you, but you know, I'm like,

484
00:25:36,880 --> 00:25:39,040
Speaker 5: no one really remembers being a baby, is what I

485
00:25:39,040 --> 00:25:41,760
Speaker 5: try to tell him. Yeah, no one actually really remembers

486
00:25:41,800 --> 00:25:42,840
Speaker 5: that time of their life.

487
00:25:42,960 --> 00:25:44,840
Speaker 1: He won't know.

488
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Speaker 3: I'm going to Yeah, He's like, I'm going to recapture

489
00:25:47,640 --> 00:25:52,600
Speaker 3: it somehow. So he's trying to somehow jog that memory

490
00:25:52,640 --> 00:25:55,800
Speaker 3: back by putting himself in a lot of baby situations.

491
00:25:55,800 --> 00:25:58,800
Speaker 1: That's right. Yes, Yeah, he doesn't wear diapers. I mean,

492
00:25:58,840 --> 00:26:00,840
Speaker 1: that's come on, don't do that sort of thing.

493
00:26:01,320 --> 00:26:06,480
Speaker 3: He's not. He wears one diapery, but one at a time. Yeah,

494
00:26:06,520 --> 00:26:09,040
Speaker 3: it doesn't wear like multiple diapers. There's one at a time.

495
00:26:09,800 --> 00:26:12,280
Speaker 3: Obviously if you know, you guys will record for almost

496
00:26:12,280 --> 00:26:15,080
Speaker 3: two hours. Sometimes he'll go through three or four of them,

497
00:26:15,280 --> 00:26:17,359
Speaker 3: but never multiple on it.

498
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Speaker 5: Once you guys have been in the studio, I don't

499
00:26:20,040 --> 00:26:24,159
Speaker 5: have to even say, I mean, you see what you see. Yeah,

500
00:26:24,200 --> 00:26:26,879
Speaker 5: But for people, yeah, I think it's for people for

501
00:26:26,920 --> 00:26:29,000
Speaker 5: a listeners, Oh that's right, yeah, yeah, yeah.

502
00:26:28,760 --> 00:26:32,320
Speaker 3: For them to know dirty dit uh Mickey got a

503
00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:36,720
Speaker 3: change eye and that's sort of the signal will come

504
00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:37,639
Speaker 3: through your headphones.

505
00:26:37,720 --> 00:26:39,800
Speaker 2: So that's why that's what that means when you hear

506
00:26:39,840 --> 00:26:40,480
Speaker 2: that on the show.

507
00:26:42,280 --> 00:26:44,400
Speaker 5: We we we've tried to edit some of them out,

508
00:26:44,760 --> 00:26:48,680
Speaker 5: but you know, when it's happening a lot in episode.

509
00:26:48,320 --> 00:26:50,960
Speaker 1: And sometimes he's doing it over like something really good

510
00:26:50,960 --> 00:26:55,159
Speaker 1: that you're saying, like I think intentionally to try and

511
00:26:55,200 --> 00:26:57,439
Speaker 1: get that cut out. They'll be like, oh, we have

512
00:26:57,480 --> 00:26:59,040
Speaker 1: to cut that because I did the changey thing. We

513
00:26:59,119 --> 00:27:02,840
Speaker 1: have to cut out that the riff that you were doing, yes,

514
00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:05,840
Speaker 1: or something I'm saying something intelligent, or he tends to.

515
00:27:05,920 --> 00:27:09,320
Speaker 3: Time it with a lot of the groundbreaking observations that

516
00:27:09,359 --> 00:27:14,000
Speaker 3: you make about our society, about science and culture, and

517
00:27:14,080 --> 00:27:19,000
Speaker 3: I know I always leave having been educated and sometimes

518
00:27:19,040 --> 00:27:23,240
Speaker 3: when I listen to the actual show that's lacking, thank you,

519
00:27:23,760 --> 00:27:26,920
Speaker 3: and he somehow is able to gut these very convincing

520
00:27:27,040 --> 00:27:27,960
Speaker 3: arguments you'll make.

521
00:27:28,240 --> 00:27:32,639
Speaker 1: Yeah, because he can't be making it dirty that much.

522
00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:37,200
Speaker 3: You know, because he doesn't even eat enough. Yeah, I mean,

523
00:27:37,560 --> 00:27:40,960
Speaker 3: let's talk about what you do eat mill pussy obviously,

524
00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:44,119
Speaker 3: but also you'll always have I mean, you've got with

525
00:27:44,200 --> 00:27:50,400
Speaker 3: you right now a big thermos of just wheat grass,

526
00:27:49,280 --> 00:27:56,040
Speaker 3: and you're I guess shoveling that in your face and

527
00:27:56,480 --> 00:27:58,480
Speaker 3: trying to become more like a plant.

528
00:27:58,600 --> 00:28:03,320
Speaker 5: Talk about why that is so good becoming. I mean, like, listen,

529
00:28:03,359 --> 00:28:05,520
Speaker 5: I think that we're one with the earth. We go

530
00:28:05,680 --> 00:28:08,920
Speaker 5: back to the earth when we're done, when we're done

531
00:28:08,960 --> 00:28:13,879
Speaker 5: with this world. Uh yeah, yeah, I mean I'm a

532
00:28:13,920 --> 00:28:17,439
Speaker 5: pebble in the long line of things. Yeah, you're you

533
00:28:17,520 --> 00:28:18,840
Speaker 5: are a pebble, pebble in the.

534
00:28:18,880 --> 00:28:21,919
Speaker 3: Riverbed, river roads. It becomes a soil, so it becomes

535
00:28:21,920 --> 00:28:25,119
Speaker 3: a plant, you know, plant. Put the oxygen. I'm breathing that. Okay,

536
00:28:25,200 --> 00:28:25,880
Speaker 3: I'm a pebble.

537
00:28:26,040 --> 00:28:26,720
Speaker 1: I'm a stick.

538
00:28:26,880 --> 00:28:28,800
Speaker 3: He's a stick right now.

539
00:28:29,560 --> 00:28:33,560
Speaker 5: I mean, honestly, you guys said that, But then the

540
00:28:33,640 --> 00:28:36,159
Speaker 5: I think that a pebble and a stick or at

541
00:28:36,160 --> 00:28:37,800
Speaker 5: a higher level than a human being, you know what

542
00:28:37,840 --> 00:28:38,120
Speaker 5: I mean.

543
00:28:38,360 --> 00:28:41,600
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, in a lot of ways, In a lot

544
00:28:41,640 --> 00:28:43,640
Speaker 1: of ways, and in actually every way that is true.

545
00:28:43,680 --> 00:28:46,480
Speaker 3: They're more honorable. Yeah, they have a lot more honor.

546
00:28:47,120 --> 00:28:52,160
Speaker 3: They're honest, they're honest, they're never straight out there. Yeah,

547
00:28:52,200 --> 00:28:53,600
Speaker 3: they're not gonna let you down.

548
00:28:53,720 --> 00:28:54,560
Speaker 1: They won't let you down.

549
00:28:54,600 --> 00:28:57,000
Speaker 3: You could trust a pebble to be a pebble.

550
00:28:57,200 --> 00:28:57,600
Speaker 1: That's true.

551
00:28:57,640 --> 00:28:58,680
Speaker 5: And you know what, you know, it was like it's

552
00:28:58,760 --> 00:29:01,360
Speaker 5: about a pebble. A pebble's going to be here a

553
00:29:01,400 --> 00:29:02,480
Speaker 5: lot longer after you are.

554
00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:04,840
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, even though I am one.

555
00:29:05,360 --> 00:29:08,120
Speaker 1: I mean yes, in that in that way, I mean.

556
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:10,880
Speaker 3: I could say the same thing about water or Moss.

557
00:29:11,320 --> 00:29:13,440
Speaker 5: Moss, Hey, Moss is going to be here a lot

558
00:29:13,480 --> 00:29:14,080
Speaker 5: longer than you are.

559
00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:15,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, a lot longer than you are.

560
00:29:15,520 --> 00:29:18,680
Speaker 5: Ye yeah, water, same with water. Maybe not maybe water

561
00:29:18,760 --> 00:29:19,520
Speaker 5: runs out first.

562
00:29:19,640 --> 00:29:22,320
Speaker 1: And Randy Moss is someone you know, Randy Moss is

563
00:29:22,360 --> 00:29:23,440
Speaker 1: a Patriot receiver.

564
00:29:24,600 --> 00:29:25,000
Speaker 3: Mm hmm.

565
00:29:25,320 --> 00:29:27,840
Speaker 1: So and now that's a little more ship for the

566
00:29:27,880 --> 00:29:33,240
Speaker 1: people at home to eat. If if you think about Moss, yeah.

567
00:29:32,640 --> 00:29:34,400
Speaker 3: He's actively on the roster now.

568
00:29:34,520 --> 00:29:39,240
Speaker 5: Yeah, if you think about Gaya or Mother Earth.

569
00:29:40,800 --> 00:29:41,160
Speaker 1: You don't.

570
00:29:41,200 --> 00:29:46,000
Speaker 5: You don't you don't think about how during a Patriots game,

571
00:29:46,960 --> 00:29:51,760
Speaker 5: how they're using the earth. No, no, and a huge

572
00:29:51,800 --> 00:29:54,800
Speaker 5: aspect of the game is the ground and dirt.

573
00:29:54,920 --> 00:29:55,600
Speaker 1: It's m v P.

574
00:29:56,720 --> 00:30:04,200
Speaker 3: Julian Edelman about whoonah. Uh the sort of Hawaiian philosophy,

575
00:30:05,520 --> 00:30:09,960
Speaker 3: you know, capturing that aloha spirit. And he'll talk about

576
00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:13,720
Speaker 3: that from underneath his big mystical beer. Yeah.

577
00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:16,000
Speaker 2: Now, Kevin, sit down for this. You should actually hear that.

578
00:30:16,120 --> 00:30:16,320
Speaker 3: Kevin.

579
00:30:16,360 --> 00:30:18,360
Speaker 1: You're gonna take your pictures right now. This is actually

580
00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:18,840
Speaker 1: you should be This.

581
00:30:19,080 --> 00:30:22,560
Speaker 3: Isn't something we take pictures of. Uh, this is something

582
00:30:22,560 --> 00:30:23,480
Speaker 3: that we learn about.

583
00:30:23,600 --> 00:30:27,360
Speaker 5: I feel I feel cheated that Jonah Ray never taught

584
00:30:27,360 --> 00:30:28,400
Speaker 5: me of Hounah.

585
00:30:28,560 --> 00:30:30,680
Speaker 3: Oh, Jonah didn't talk to you about hunah.

586
00:30:30,720 --> 00:30:31,800
Speaker 1: You never taught me about huna.

587
00:30:31,920 --> 00:30:35,160
Speaker 3: I believe it was actually a white scientist who went

588
00:30:35,280 --> 00:30:38,120
Speaker 3: to Hawaii and then kind of came up with a

589
00:30:38,200 --> 00:30:41,960
Speaker 3: Hawaiian word for the philosophy that he invented, and now

590
00:30:41,960 --> 00:30:46,920
Speaker 3: it's attributed to the Hawaiian people. But it really has

591
00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:51,920
Speaker 3: that aloha spirit and the the you know, see the

592
00:30:51,960 --> 00:30:54,000
Speaker 3: ocean saying hello and goodbye.

593
00:30:53,640 --> 00:30:54,920
Speaker 5: All at once. Isn't it.

594
00:30:54,920 --> 00:30:56,640
Speaker 1: It's you know, I don't and I love you.

595
00:30:56,960 --> 00:30:58,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, and here it have some salt.

596
00:30:59,120 --> 00:31:00,320
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't mean to get mad at the

597
00:31:00,320 --> 00:31:02,880
Speaker 1: Hawaiian answer it. They answered the question that he was saying,

598
00:31:03,200 --> 00:31:05,920
Speaker 1: isn't it doing this? I'm sorry, yes, yes, of course,

599
00:31:06,080 --> 00:31:10,080
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Yeah, given, I apologize, that's okay. I just

600
00:31:10,080 --> 00:31:12,520
Speaker 1: want because people will think we cut that out. Oh no, no, no,

601
00:31:12,520 --> 00:31:14,920
Speaker 1: And he asked. The answer is, yes, there's no cut.

602
00:31:14,920 --> 00:31:16,400
Speaker 5: I know that you guys have there's no cuts on

603
00:31:16,440 --> 00:31:18,200
Speaker 5: this podcast, which I appreciate.

604
00:31:17,800 --> 00:31:20,520
Speaker 1: Which ours is, as you know, is heavily, heavily heavily.

605
00:31:21,080 --> 00:31:23,720
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, you don't want to get mad at

606
00:31:23,760 --> 00:31:24,440
Speaker 1: the Hawaiian people.

607
00:31:24,520 --> 00:31:26,880
Speaker 5: Oh yes, I'm sorry. I don't, but but I don't.

608
00:31:26,880 --> 00:31:29,880
Speaker 5: I don't agree with aloha being hello, and I think it.

609
00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:31,479
Speaker 5: I think you should have two words.

610
00:31:32,880 --> 00:31:36,320
Speaker 3: Yeah. Well, and then did Jonah Wray teach you?

611
00:31:36,360 --> 00:31:38,360
Speaker 1: But I can see how that would be confusing if

612
00:31:38,360 --> 00:31:40,520
Speaker 1: the guy is saying aloha, if someone's coming up to

613
00:31:40,560 --> 00:31:42,840
Speaker 1: him being saying aloha, and you're like, okay, we just

614
00:31:42,880 --> 00:31:45,680
Speaker 1: got here. I think I feel like you would be insulted.

615
00:31:45,720 --> 00:31:46,760
Speaker 1: You just showed up.

616
00:31:46,960 --> 00:31:49,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, fuck you buddy, there's.

617
00:31:49,480 --> 00:31:50,960
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess there's a lot of things Jonah

618
00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:51,400
Speaker 1: did not teach.

619
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Speaker 3: Why is everyone hiding America from Jonah? You know what

620
00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:57,600
Speaker 3: I mean? Seems like a lot of it should be

621
00:31:57,840 --> 00:32:01,720
Speaker 3: available and able to be seen. I know, I'm proud

622
00:32:01,720 --> 00:32:07,400
Speaker 3: of my little corner of America. M listen, I wrote,

623
00:32:07,440 --> 00:32:11,320
Speaker 3: I wrote el Segundo, I wrote on I wrote on

624
00:32:11,400 --> 00:32:14,960
Speaker 3: Hidden America for two seasons, and that was I agree

625
00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:15,160
Speaker 3: with you.

626
00:32:15,200 --> 00:32:15,520
Speaker 1: I was.

627
00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:17,080
Speaker 5: I was saying the same thing. Why does it have

628
00:32:17,120 --> 00:32:17,600
Speaker 5: to be hidden?

629
00:32:17,600 --> 00:32:20,720
Speaker 3: Why is it hiding? And if they're hiding it, is

630
00:32:20,760 --> 00:32:23,920
Speaker 3: it because it's such an ugly part of America? And

631
00:32:23,960 --> 00:32:25,959
Speaker 3: do we really even want to expose that?

632
00:32:26,080 --> 00:32:26,400
Speaker 2: I don't.

633
00:32:26,840 --> 00:32:27,480
Speaker 5: I don't think so.

634
00:32:27,800 --> 00:32:31,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, And maybe Joana is doing a disservice to American people.

635
00:32:31,200 --> 00:32:31,840
Speaker 1: I think so too.

636
00:32:31,840 --> 00:32:35,960
Speaker 5: If Ciso is listening, mm hmm, the siso Hanco's should

637
00:32:35,960 --> 00:32:36,760
Speaker 5: probably shut it down.

638
00:32:36,840 --> 00:32:39,320
Speaker 3: Maybe we don't need to see so much of America.

639
00:32:39,440 --> 00:32:41,160
Speaker 3: Maybe we could just look at the parts that we

640
00:32:41,360 --> 00:32:41,920
Speaker 3: like already.

641
00:32:42,600 --> 00:32:48,760
Speaker 1: Mitch, Uh, have you ever been curious to actually try

642
00:32:49,160 --> 00:32:57,440
Speaker 1: uh huh spaghetti? And we thought we could do a

643
00:32:57,480 --> 00:33:00,880
Speaker 1: real dough boys and eat a spaghetti on.

644
00:33:00,920 --> 00:33:05,760
Speaker 3: The show, and Hayes May's spaghetti really scratched. Yes, and

645
00:33:05,800 --> 00:33:07,880
Speaker 3: it's good. And Kevin's gonna get to see some of

646
00:33:07,880 --> 00:33:10,920
Speaker 3: this spaghetti. He's Kevin will try it first. Kevin's gonna

647
00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:14,000
Speaker 3: eat it, and you know it's real spaghetti. And actually,

648
00:33:14,520 --> 00:33:16,920
Speaker 3: and you have some sauce for that too, am I right?

649
00:33:16,960 --> 00:33:19,120
Speaker 1: Hayes? Yeah, I could make some sauce.

650
00:33:19,440 --> 00:33:22,000
Speaker 5: This is frustrating because you guys have gone with me

651
00:33:22,040 --> 00:33:24,000
Speaker 5: to the restaurant. I'll get spaghetti, meatballs. I'll tell them

652
00:33:24,040 --> 00:33:26,000
Speaker 5: I don't want to hold the spaghetti. I don't want

653
00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:26,880
Speaker 5: any of the spaghetti.

654
00:33:27,640 --> 00:33:28,360
Speaker 1: And that's right.

655
00:33:28,400 --> 00:33:32,240
Speaker 3: I don't eat meatballs. Yes, you know Kevin described the

656
00:33:32,280 --> 00:33:35,520
Speaker 3: spaghetti and then you'll just speak crushing wheat grass.

657
00:33:35,800 --> 00:33:37,560
Speaker 4: It's not coming out of the cup. Oh, but a

658
00:33:37,600 --> 00:33:41,280
Speaker 4: big dry chunk came out. Now Hayes is smashing it

659
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Speaker 4: into the bowl.

660
00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:46,240
Speaker 3: And that spaghetti's perfect. It's very aldente, which is of

661
00:33:46,280 --> 00:33:47,800
Speaker 3: course the best kind of spaghetti.

662
00:33:47,840 --> 00:33:54,200
Speaker 1: It's cup noodle spaghetti, and it's extremely aldente. And Kevin

663
00:33:54,240 --> 00:33:56,080
Speaker 1: will try something your's teeth aldent.

664
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Speaker 3: I wish I didn't need all those bagels and Kevin

665
00:33:59,280 --> 00:34:02,800
Speaker 3: and eight bagels and he's like bragging about it.

666
00:34:02,720 --> 00:34:08,440
Speaker 1: Is there is this shrimp. You're the guy who's eating it.

667
00:34:08,800 --> 00:34:09,759
Speaker 3: Are you allergic?

668
00:34:09,960 --> 00:34:11,040
Speaker 5: I'm a vegetarian.

669
00:34:11,520 --> 00:34:15,480
Speaker 2: Ah, you have to have ee the spaghetti part.

670
00:34:17,040 --> 00:34:17,279
Speaker 1: That's it.

671
00:34:17,400 --> 00:34:22,160
Speaker 5: That's the thing, right, do I have to swallow?

672
00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:27,160
Speaker 3: I know you've never eaten spaghetti before, but yeah, that's

673
00:34:27,160 --> 00:34:27,880
Speaker 3: how it works.

674
00:34:29,320 --> 00:34:31,880
Speaker 4: He's shrimpy.

675
00:34:36,640 --> 00:34:38,880
Speaker 5: I would like to guarantee that there is no shrimp

676
00:34:39,080 --> 00:34:40,320
Speaker 5: in that cup noodle.

677
00:34:41,160 --> 00:34:44,160
Speaker 1: There is a little one. It looks like I think

678
00:34:44,160 --> 00:34:46,800
Speaker 1: that's just a rogue shrimp that got into the accidental

679
00:34:46,840 --> 00:34:52,480
Speaker 1: they got in. Yes, yes, okay, put a little season.

680
00:34:52,280 --> 00:34:59,359
Speaker 3: Okay, and if and if and Kevin, if you could

681
00:34:59,400 --> 00:35:03,080
Speaker 3: describe the seasoning for a moment. It's like, I think

682
00:35:03,120 --> 00:35:06,799
Speaker 3: people would appreciate it. And Hayes was nice enough to

683
00:35:06,880 --> 00:35:13,680
Speaker 3: get some of these fresh herbs. These are grown in

684
00:35:13,960 --> 00:35:15,960
Speaker 3: uh some of the Virginia.

685
00:35:16,040 --> 00:35:18,640
Speaker 1: Fun So you and your vegetable stuff, you should love

686
00:35:18,680 --> 00:35:22,239
Speaker 1: this because this is from a farm. Now, please describe it, Kevin, Please.

687
00:35:21,960 --> 00:35:25,480
Speaker 3: Describe and maybe get some pictures of this, keV.

688
00:35:25,640 --> 00:35:30,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, it smells like when my grandpa used to come

689
00:35:30,080 --> 00:35:33,680
Speaker 4: back from his long job as a semi truck driver

690
00:35:34,400 --> 00:35:40,120
Speaker 4: and he would go outside.

691
00:35:38,640 --> 00:35:40,000
Speaker 1: And smoke camel crushes.

692
00:35:40,520 --> 00:35:45,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, the camel crush regular fresh regular play button

693
00:35:45,640 --> 00:35:47,080
Speaker 3: symbol fresh.

694
00:35:47,120 --> 00:35:48,480
Speaker 5: Did you break it on the crush part?

695
00:35:48,640 --> 00:35:48,799
Speaker 3: Yeah?

696
00:35:48,920 --> 00:35:51,160
Speaker 1: I worry about getting some of the crush on there

697
00:35:51,600 --> 00:35:55,040
Speaker 1: because I don't know exactly what the crush is. The crush, yeah,

698
00:35:55,080 --> 00:35:57,319
Speaker 1: I don't know if you're supposed to eat the crush part.

699
00:35:57,560 --> 00:36:02,600
Speaker 3: Oh, heyes, you could. You can eat that's the best part.

700
00:36:02,600 --> 00:36:03,200
Speaker 1: Eat a little bit.

701
00:36:03,400 --> 00:36:05,400
Speaker 3: A lot of people don't want to eat the crush,

702
00:36:05,480 --> 00:36:19,520
Speaker 3: but you know, me Oska spaghetti and.

703
00:36:18,200 --> 00:36:19,840
Speaker 1: I'm gonna put the sauce on top.

704
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:24,080
Speaker 3: That.

705
00:36:24,120 --> 00:36:26,319
Speaker 5: Actually, I actually think the sauce looks good.

706
00:36:26,440 --> 00:36:29,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, the sauce is very tantalizing. It's a green sauce.

707
00:36:30,320 --> 00:36:31,560
Speaker 1: Kevin described the sauce.

708
00:36:32,640 --> 00:36:36,439
Speaker 4: Uh, it looks like the thing my grandpa would take

709
00:36:36,520 --> 00:36:40,160
Speaker 4: after a long day as a truck driver and smoking

710
00:36:40,200 --> 00:36:41,280
Speaker 4: and he get headaches.

711
00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:44,920
Speaker 5: He would take two of these with a small.

712
00:36:44,680 --> 00:36:49,320
Speaker 1: Cup of water. It's stuck in there. How do you

713
00:36:49,360 --> 00:36:49,839
Speaker 1: get it out?

714
00:36:50,640 --> 00:36:53,600
Speaker 3: I think you get a You probably need a smash

715
00:36:53,680 --> 00:37:00,000
Speaker 3: or machine or some kind of slice a maatic. How fun.

716
00:37:00,280 --> 00:37:02,640
Speaker 2: Thank you.

717
00:37:02,760 --> 00:37:10,879
Speaker 1: Ryan haswear specifically for this purpose of cutting open then

718
00:37:10,880 --> 00:37:11,839
Speaker 1: advil liquid job.

719
00:37:11,920 --> 00:37:14,120
Speaker 3: Now, Ryan, I didn't know you served in the military.

720
00:37:15,400 --> 00:37:16,040
Speaker 1: Spaghetti.

721
00:37:17,760 --> 00:37:20,719
Speaker 3: I've never thanked Ryan for his service, and maybe explains

722
00:37:20,719 --> 00:37:22,719
Speaker 3: why he's so quiet on the show. Is he's like

723
00:37:22,840 --> 00:37:26,719
Speaker 3: shell shocked or something, because a lot of our other

724
00:37:26,760 --> 00:37:29,279
Speaker 3: engineers are eager to participate, but Ryan's sort of.

725
00:37:29,280 --> 00:37:35,320
Speaker 1: Always like he's hearing helicopter noises. Okay, good, it's working.

726
00:37:35,400 --> 00:37:38,239
Speaker 1: Now here we go okay, yes, oh yeah, no, it's

727
00:37:38,280 --> 00:37:41,440
Speaker 1: it is it is you're you're, you're successfully.

728
00:37:41,600 --> 00:37:43,279
Speaker 3: I think you put the shell in there, Hayes. I

729
00:37:43,320 --> 00:37:45,359
Speaker 3: think that adds a nice color. I think that it's

730
00:37:45,360 --> 00:37:46,280
Speaker 3: a feast for the eyes.

731
00:37:48,200 --> 00:37:49,040
Speaker 1: You should put in.

732
00:37:49,320 --> 00:37:51,640
Speaker 3: Please put the shell in, Hayes, because I think it's

733
00:37:51,880 --> 00:37:55,640
Speaker 3: you know what you realize about culinary experience? Is it

734
00:37:55,640 --> 00:37:56,280
Speaker 3: too spikey?

735
00:37:56,640 --> 00:37:57,560
Speaker 2: Spicy?

736
00:37:57,840 --> 00:38:00,720
Speaker 5: Yeah, like it's.

737
00:38:00,520 --> 00:38:01,840
Speaker 2: Those spicy yeah.

738
00:38:01,880 --> 00:38:05,279
Speaker 3: Well, and it's it's burning hot and it is. We

739
00:38:05,360 --> 00:38:07,759
Speaker 3: obviously did the hot pepper challenge last week, and Hayes

740
00:38:07,800 --> 00:38:09,400
Speaker 3: and I are very sensitive to spice.

741
00:38:10,280 --> 00:38:11,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, but did you want me to eat some of

742
00:38:11,719 --> 00:38:12,280
Speaker 1: the spaghetti.

743
00:38:13,560 --> 00:38:15,400
Speaker 5: Do you want more sauce or that enough sauce? I

744
00:38:15,440 --> 00:38:17,560
Speaker 5: think I think that is actually plenty of sauce.

745
00:38:17,600 --> 00:38:20,160
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, and so he thinks that's enough sauce.

746
00:38:20,560 --> 00:38:22,160
Speaker 1: I just heard that it was very spicy.

747
00:38:22,400 --> 00:38:24,879
Speaker 3: And if you want to put the seasoning into.

748
00:38:25,200 --> 00:38:28,960
Speaker 1: Kevin, this is visual. You're not a guest take pictures. Yeah, oh,

749
00:38:29,040 --> 00:38:31,560
Speaker 1: thank you. Yeah, there is a little shrimp.

750
00:38:31,800 --> 00:38:35,640
Speaker 5: There is one shrim It is like but I do

751
00:38:35,680 --> 00:38:37,560
Speaker 5: think that it just got in there, kind of like

752
00:38:37,600 --> 00:38:38,720
Speaker 5: finding Dory or something.

753
00:38:38,760 --> 00:38:40,680
Speaker 1: It's a shrimp on the box. Mmmmm.

754
00:38:45,800 --> 00:38:46,840
Speaker 5: I think it's very good.

755
00:38:47,320 --> 00:38:50,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, And spaghetti can be good and good for you

756
00:38:50,520 --> 00:38:51,600
Speaker 3: in small doses.

757
00:38:53,120 --> 00:38:56,640
Speaker 1: So how many is the spaghetti? And I know you

758
00:38:56,680 --> 00:38:59,319
Speaker 1: do this on a show. Okay, Now we decide how

759
00:38:59,360 --> 00:39:03,960
Speaker 1: many the food it is? With the spaghetti with the

760
00:39:04,080 --> 00:39:07,640
Speaker 1: camel crush on top and the advila liquid does pour

761
00:39:07,680 --> 00:39:08,279
Speaker 1: it over it.

762
00:39:08,640 --> 00:39:09,400
Speaker 5: I'm gonna give it.

763
00:39:12,040 --> 00:39:13,680
Speaker 3: How many spaghettis I'm.

764
00:39:13,600 --> 00:39:17,720
Speaker 5: Gonna get out of a possible sixty thousands, sorry, out.

765
00:39:17,520 --> 00:39:19,600
Speaker 2: Of impossible thousands of Why limit it?

766
00:39:19,719 --> 00:39:21,799
Speaker 1: Yeah, why put a limit on it?

767
00:39:21,880 --> 00:39:25,080
Speaker 3: I hate that we limit ourselves in this culture. I mean,

768
00:39:25,120 --> 00:39:27,200
Speaker 3: there's nothing you can achieve if you put your mind

769
00:39:27,239 --> 00:39:29,239
Speaker 3: to it, and Spaghetti's is living proof of that.

770
00:39:29,360 --> 00:39:33,440
Speaker 5: I'm gonna say, out of a possibility of endless thousands

771
00:39:33,440 --> 00:39:38,480
Speaker 5: of spaghettis. Yeah, I'm gonna give this one. Twelve thousand spaghettis.

772
00:39:42,600 --> 00:39:47,200
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm going to give it six thousand, No, just six,

773
00:39:47,360 --> 00:39:51,080
Speaker 3: six spaghettis six spaghettis, yeah, because I thought it was good.

774
00:39:51,960 --> 00:39:55,640
Speaker 3: But for me, the camel crush does take away a

775
00:39:55,680 --> 00:39:59,399
Speaker 3: little bit of the spaghetti flavor. And I would rather

776
00:39:59,480 --> 00:40:02,840
Speaker 3: eat a bowl of camel crush and then a bowl

777
00:40:02,840 --> 00:40:06,960
Speaker 3: of just spaghetti. That's fair, you know, and have two spoons.

778
00:40:06,560 --> 00:40:09,279
Speaker 1: Going at once, and I put But I'm the same

779
00:40:09,320 --> 00:40:11,400
Speaker 1: way people say, like, I'm like, I don't like Lasania,

780
00:40:11,400 --> 00:40:13,040
Speaker 1: and they're like, but you like tomato and.

781
00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:15,520
Speaker 2: You like cheeze and you like spaghetti.

782
00:40:15,680 --> 00:40:16,560
Speaker 3: Uh huh yeah.

783
00:40:16,600 --> 00:40:18,840
Speaker 2: But it's the same with this, like it's too messy.

784
00:40:18,960 --> 00:40:22,360
Speaker 3: And I am reminded of Ella Cool Jay's character in

785
00:40:22,400 --> 00:40:27,200
Speaker 3: the movie Toys, who says, I'm a military man. I

786
00:40:27,280 --> 00:40:31,800
Speaker 3: eat a military meal. And he doesn't want the camel

787
00:40:31,800 --> 00:40:34,279
Speaker 3: crush to touch his spaghetti or the spaghetti to touch

788
00:40:34,320 --> 00:40:37,520
Speaker 3: his camel crush. He wants them to have their own

789
00:40:38,160 --> 00:40:42,480
Speaker 3: sort of world, and he chooses when they get combined,

790
00:40:43,120 --> 00:40:45,000
Speaker 3: then he's then he's Jack Nichol.

791
00:40:45,320 --> 00:40:46,400
Speaker 1: Then I'm Jack Nilson.

792
00:40:47,120 --> 00:40:50,640
Speaker 5: Jack Nicholson is in the movie Don't Remember It, Jack Nichol,

793
00:40:50,960 --> 00:40:53,440
Speaker 5: Jack Nickols. Jack Nicholas is in the movie. But he

794
00:40:54,320 --> 00:40:56,680
Speaker 5: is he Robin? Is he related to Robin Williams in

795
00:40:56,719 --> 00:40:59,840
Speaker 5: the movie. He must be, Yeah, he's his son. So

796
00:40:59,920 --> 00:41:02,880
Speaker 5: I like all the ingredients involved in that dish. I

797
00:41:02,960 --> 00:41:07,640
Speaker 5: like every I like camel crushes, I like I now

798
00:41:07,719 --> 00:41:10,920
Speaker 5: know that I like spaghetti they found out, uh huh,

799
00:41:10,960 --> 00:41:13,799
Speaker 5: and I like out of the liquid gels. I just

800
00:41:13,840 --> 00:41:18,439
Speaker 5: don't you know. My twelve thousand spaghetti rating was actually low.

801
00:41:18,560 --> 00:41:20,880
Speaker 5: I don't know if you guys got that. Yeah, yeah,

802
00:41:20,960 --> 00:41:21,600
Speaker 5: I do get that.

803
00:41:21,719 --> 00:41:23,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, because I get it because I give it a

804
00:41:23,920 --> 00:41:25,560
Speaker 1: million spaghetti and I didn't even like it.

805
00:41:25,600 --> 00:41:26,839
Speaker 3: Tho, Yeah, it's not good.

806
00:41:27,560 --> 00:41:29,160
Speaker 1: I will say this though. I like how it does

807
00:41:29,200 --> 00:41:33,640
Speaker 1: make part of my mouth frozen. Yeah. I don't know

808
00:41:33,640 --> 00:41:34,840
Speaker 1: if that's happened for any of you.

809
00:41:35,200 --> 00:41:38,239
Speaker 5: Yeah, well, I've experienced something similar to that.

810
00:41:38,600 --> 00:41:41,200
Speaker 3: I think there's so much pressure to move your jaw

811
00:41:41,280 --> 00:41:45,720
Speaker 3: these days, and it's like all the celebrities you see

812
00:41:45,800 --> 00:41:49,120
Speaker 3: are like moving their jaw all the time, and it's

813
00:41:49,160 --> 00:41:52,040
Speaker 3: as if if you're not doing that you're some nobody.

814
00:41:52,400 --> 00:41:54,839
Speaker 3: So I like that this spaghetti just says, hey, man,

815
00:41:55,480 --> 00:41:58,640
Speaker 3: hold it for a second, let's catch our breath. Let's

816
00:41:58,680 --> 00:42:03,200
Speaker 3: not be able to feel or operate our jaw muscle.

817
00:42:03,760 --> 00:42:05,600
Speaker 2: And it does not, But it doesn't say not. It

818
00:42:05,640 --> 00:42:07,799
Speaker 2: doesn't say not to do this on the package.

819
00:42:08,080 --> 00:42:14,120
Speaker 5: I'm gonna go one further than you and say I

820
00:42:14,200 --> 00:42:17,279
Speaker 5: prefer Advil liquid gels out of the shell. And I

821
00:42:17,280 --> 00:42:22,160
Speaker 5: think that, yeah, Advil should just sell liquid. It should

822
00:42:22,200 --> 00:42:26,799
Speaker 5: just should just be gel. It should be just liqua, just.

823
00:42:26,800 --> 00:42:29,160
Speaker 1: Liqua in a in a they should serve, they should

824
00:42:29,200 --> 00:42:30,240
Speaker 1: sell a little served.

825
00:42:32,440 --> 00:42:35,759
Speaker 3: Yeah. I think that's probably right, Mitch, and I think

826
00:42:35,760 --> 00:42:37,759
Speaker 3: that's actually really smart. And it's the kind of thing

827
00:42:37,800 --> 00:42:39,719
Speaker 3: that Nick Wager would take out of the show.

828
00:42:40,120 --> 00:42:40,600
Speaker 1: I agree with you.

829
00:42:40,680 --> 00:42:43,760
Speaker 3: And here we are showcasing like, Okay, this guy's got.

830
00:42:43,600 --> 00:42:46,720
Speaker 2: We're making this. We're going to make this a central

831
00:42:46,760 --> 00:42:47,680
Speaker 2: part of the show.

832
00:42:47,719 --> 00:42:49,719
Speaker 1: This will be on a link, this will be Can

833
00:42:49,760 --> 00:42:51,919
Speaker 1: you really showcase this part please? Yeah?

834
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:58,400
Speaker 3: Can you sort of isolate it, pump the vocals, drop

835
00:42:58,480 --> 00:43:02,120
Speaker 3: out the trouble and uh, maybe put in like a

836
00:43:02,160 --> 00:43:06,400
Speaker 3: sound bed of what would be good for this a

837
00:43:06,480 --> 00:43:08,880
Speaker 3: Bombo or something, so that you know, like, Okay, some

838
00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:10,000
Speaker 3: BIG's happening.

839
00:43:09,719 --> 00:43:11,840
Speaker 5: So people will know, like this is like going to

840
00:43:11,880 --> 00:43:14,960
Speaker 5: a movie theater and and and you're seeing the previews

841
00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:17,440
Speaker 5: and people will know that this part is like the movie.

842
00:43:17,480 --> 00:43:18,879
Speaker 1: This is the main show, this is.

843
00:43:18,800 --> 00:43:21,640
Speaker 3: The main movie, and everything tailor.

844
00:43:24,160 --> 00:43:26,040
Speaker 5: But yes, have you have you ever gone to a

845
00:43:26,360 --> 00:43:29,279
Speaker 5: movie theater and confused and thought that one of the

846
00:43:29,280 --> 00:43:32,520
Speaker 5: trailers was the movie before? You know what I mean,

847
00:43:32,680 --> 00:43:34,960
Speaker 5: just like walked out before the actual movie started.

848
00:43:35,080 --> 00:43:37,680
Speaker 3: When I was a baby. When I was a baby,

849
00:43:37,719 --> 00:43:41,640
Speaker 3: that happened a lot, and I'd end up leaving and

850
00:43:41,680 --> 00:43:42,319
Speaker 3: I could go to the.

851
00:43:43,440 --> 00:43:45,400
Speaker 2: I was allowed to go to the movies by myself.

852
00:43:45,480 --> 00:43:47,279
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I was like the I mean not to

853
00:43:47,360 --> 00:43:49,680
Speaker 3: be the all about Roger Rabbit this time, but I

854
00:43:49,800 --> 00:43:53,200
Speaker 3: was like the little baby Herman or whatever. And so

855
00:43:53,239 --> 00:43:55,120
Speaker 3: I'd chomped by my cigar and the stroller and I'd

856
00:43:55,160 --> 00:43:59,040
Speaker 3: be like hey, and you could talk, oh yeah, And

857
00:43:59,080 --> 00:44:02,280
Speaker 3: I had a big old, you know, studio head voice.

858
00:44:02,360 --> 00:44:03,959
Speaker 5: Do you know what you do? You remember the first

859
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:07,560
Speaker 5: movie you saw? Mine? Actually funny enough, kind of as

860
00:44:07,600 --> 00:44:10,880
Speaker 5: a callback to this episode itself, The first movie I

861
00:44:10,960 --> 00:44:11,800
Speaker 5: saw in the theaters.

862
00:44:11,880 --> 00:44:15,800
Speaker 1: Okay, can we guess? Okay, now, what's some of the

863
00:44:15,840 --> 00:44:16,719
Speaker 1: stuff we talked about?

864
00:44:16,880 --> 00:44:19,440
Speaker 5: Moss, the Moss movie, the Moss movie?

865
00:44:21,120 --> 00:44:22,440
Speaker 1: What? Uh?

866
00:44:23,360 --> 00:44:25,240
Speaker 3: Moss movie? So Frong going?

867
00:44:26,480 --> 00:44:29,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, it could be Fern going if you guys want

868
00:44:29,680 --> 00:44:31,480
Speaker 1: to get from theater? Okay?

869
00:44:31,560 --> 00:44:37,719
Speaker 3: Oh uh? What about who the Spirit? Yeah? Maybe it's

870
00:44:37,719 --> 00:44:42,359
Speaker 3: that Wiener documentary with Huma that might.

871
00:44:42,440 --> 00:44:44,600
Speaker 2: I don't see how it could be anything else.

872
00:44:45,480 --> 00:44:47,560
Speaker 3: Uh, Wiener the documentary, Wiener.

873
00:44:47,800 --> 00:44:51,000
Speaker 5: The documentary Wiener is the second movie I ever saw?

874
00:44:54,040 --> 00:44:57,640
Speaker 1: What's What's the what's the main one? The Great Outdoors?

875
00:44:57,680 --> 00:45:01,080
Speaker 1: A reference to dan Aykroyd, who you mentioned moments before,

876
00:45:01,960 --> 00:45:02,839
Speaker 1: remember him on us?

877
00:45:03,160 --> 00:45:03,319
Speaker 3: Now?

878
00:45:04,840 --> 00:45:07,440
Speaker 1: Speaking of movies, we would sometimes do a segment of

879
00:45:07,440 --> 00:45:09,839
Speaker 1: the show called Popcorn Gallery, and that we've I thought

880
00:45:09,840 --> 00:45:11,279
Speaker 1: about doing that with you, but I was worried that

881
00:45:11,320 --> 00:45:14,200
Speaker 1: you might say popcorn too much, and uh so we're

882
00:45:14,200 --> 00:45:16,160
Speaker 1: not going to do a sort of unnerve some of

883
00:45:16,200 --> 00:45:17,480
Speaker 1: the listeners.

884
00:45:17,680 --> 00:45:20,120
Speaker 5: Actually, I've done a lot of research, and that is

885
00:45:20,160 --> 00:45:21,719
Speaker 5: actually how it is pronounced.

886
00:45:21,840 --> 00:45:25,400
Speaker 1: It is pronounced popcorn, and everyone else is wrong except you.

887
00:45:25,560 --> 00:45:29,919
Speaker 5: Everyone else besides me is wrong. And the inventor of popcorn.

888
00:45:29,760 --> 00:45:34,319
Speaker 3: Popcorn, wait, why do you talk all fucked up? I've

889
00:45:34,360 --> 00:45:38,920
Speaker 3: wondered this. It's a joke, or you're fucking really like this.

890
00:45:41,719 --> 00:45:45,200
Speaker 5: It's just a joke. Yeah, I mean it's a comedy podcast.

891
00:45:45,840 --> 00:45:48,520
Speaker 5: You guys know about you guys know about comedy.

892
00:45:48,680 --> 00:45:53,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've learned a lot about it from Nick. One

893
00:45:53,520 --> 00:45:56,480
Speaker 1: of the funniest things to do is to say words wrong.

894
00:45:57,560 --> 00:45:59,640
Speaker 1: I mean, I disagree, really.

895
00:45:59,680 --> 00:46:02,359
Speaker 3: Stupid that low. Oh, I would never stoop that low.

896
00:46:02,400 --> 00:46:06,640
Speaker 3: That's such a cheap laugh. That's trash. I see somebody

897
00:46:06,680 --> 00:46:10,399
Speaker 3: do that, I write them off, I media, I'll knock

898
00:46:10,440 --> 00:46:11,040
Speaker 3: them out cold.

899
00:46:11,080 --> 00:46:14,160
Speaker 2: Did I really get it ass out?

900
00:46:14,360 --> 00:46:20,120
Speaker 3: Now? If you genuinely uh, speaking correctly, just you know,

901
00:46:20,239 --> 00:46:23,000
Speaker 3: you're you're shooting from the hip and you make a

902
00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:25,359
Speaker 3: little mistake, that could be kind of funny. But if

903
00:46:25,400 --> 00:46:29,200
Speaker 3: you're trying to say words and names wrong and some

904
00:46:29,280 --> 00:46:32,600
Speaker 3: of that stuff, uh, you're basically the lowest form of

905
00:46:33,120 --> 00:46:36,280
Speaker 3: creature on the being your worst than obviously a pebblar stick.

906
00:46:36,360 --> 00:46:40,000
Speaker 3: You're worse than man. You're worse than a slimy lizard

907
00:46:40,080 --> 00:46:44,840
Speaker 3: on this belly salamander kind of thing. What's a lower

908
00:46:45,480 --> 00:46:47,040
Speaker 3: uh snipede?

909
00:46:47,840 --> 00:46:49,520
Speaker 5: It's funny, I mean I I took classes at the

910
00:46:49,560 --> 00:46:50,239
Speaker 5: UCB Theater.

911
00:46:50,440 --> 00:46:56,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know every level and never taking I taught you.

912
00:46:56,719 --> 00:47:01,840
Speaker 5: You taught me every every level, which is what you know.

913
00:47:02,440 --> 00:47:04,399
Speaker 5: I felt like I maybe should have gone.

914
00:47:04,520 --> 00:47:06,279
Speaker 3: Yeah, you kept being like, I think I should try

915
00:47:06,320 --> 00:47:09,280
Speaker 3: to get another teacher, Like maybe nobody in the community

916
00:47:09,320 --> 00:47:11,520
Speaker 3: really knows me, Like you say, I'm doing good work. Yeah,

917
00:47:11,560 --> 00:47:13,120
Speaker 3: it's like only you get to see it, because I

918
00:47:13,120 --> 00:47:14,759
Speaker 3: would isolate you from the rest of the class to

919
00:47:14,760 --> 00:47:16,839
Speaker 3: do your scenes alone with me behind a little sort

920
00:47:16,880 --> 00:47:18,080
Speaker 3: of like dressing.

921
00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:21,560
Speaker 1: Like a Japanese so they could see the silhouette.

922
00:47:21,760 --> 00:47:23,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, there was.

923
00:47:23,520 --> 00:47:26,359
Speaker 2: A lot of changing and throwing clothes over the top.

924
00:47:26,719 --> 00:47:31,560
Speaker 3: Often the scene was about the shadow being created, and

925
00:47:31,600 --> 00:47:35,400
Speaker 3: that the words were sort of cryptic where they could

926
00:47:35,440 --> 00:47:37,600
Speaker 3: be about the two of us having some sort of

927
00:47:38,400 --> 00:47:42,960
Speaker 3: exchange of fillatio. But but it would really be just

928
00:47:43,000 --> 00:47:45,279
Speaker 3: that I was like helping you, you know, fix a

929
00:47:45,320 --> 00:47:45,760
Speaker 3: light bulb.

930
00:47:46,160 --> 00:47:48,239
Speaker 5: I got a question for you. I mean that to

931
00:47:48,320 --> 00:47:53,320
Speaker 5: me is also people perceiving shadows in the wrong ways.

932
00:47:53,440 --> 00:47:56,160
Speaker 5: Uh huh after saying word is wrong.

933
00:47:57,080 --> 00:48:01,280
Speaker 3: I mean that's that's a valk Many technique.

934
00:48:01,280 --> 00:48:05,319
Speaker 1: Make a gun school of you know, yeah.

935
00:48:04,960 --> 00:48:10,279
Speaker 5: Mini me, Mini me very funny. Oh, I forgot what

936
00:48:10,320 --> 00:48:10,919
Speaker 5: I was going to say.

937
00:48:10,920 --> 00:48:13,319
Speaker 1: Do you say do you say jalapeno puppers?

938
00:48:15,120 --> 00:48:15,239
Speaker 3: Oh?

939
00:48:15,280 --> 00:48:17,120
Speaker 5: I was I was gonna ask you if kobuki theater

940
00:48:17,239 --> 00:48:18,440
Speaker 5: is your favorite form of theater.

941
00:48:18,880 --> 00:48:21,960
Speaker 3: Oh, in terms of all the theaters, I think, because

942
00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:26,560
Speaker 3: there's other theaters. Yeah, yeah, let's see roller skiing.

943
00:48:27,719 --> 00:48:29,040
Speaker 2: Scroller Derby is.

944
00:48:29,600 --> 00:48:32,160
Speaker 3: That's kind of a good. Yeah, that's good theater.

945
00:48:35,360 --> 00:48:39,760
Speaker 2: Shooting, uh like Annie Oakley style shooting.

946
00:48:39,360 --> 00:48:43,880
Speaker 5: Theater West, the Western theater, Western, yes, Western theater.

947
00:48:46,400 --> 00:48:52,360
Speaker 3: And of course the opera. I forgot, but I but

948
00:48:52,560 --> 00:48:58,440
Speaker 3: I would say probably for me, kabookie is top ten, okay,

949
00:48:58,719 --> 00:49:02,840
Speaker 3: and it's high up in the top ten, around number one.

950
00:49:03,320 --> 00:49:11,200
Speaker 3: So the makeup, the dads, the funny language if there

951
00:49:11,280 --> 00:49:17,319
Speaker 3: is any, the makeup on the face, the hands, the fans,

952
00:49:18,239 --> 00:49:22,240
Speaker 3: the clothes, the girls.

953
00:49:23,680 --> 00:49:25,480
Speaker 2: You know, am I gonna get arrested?

954
00:49:26,400 --> 00:49:33,799
Speaker 3: PC warriors get out your rifles, girls make fans, the fans,

955
00:49:34,400 --> 00:49:35,839
Speaker 3: the dancing.

956
00:49:36,880 --> 00:49:43,200
Speaker 1: Sometimes, the language and the girls, the Japanese language. Is

957
00:49:43,200 --> 00:49:44,279
Speaker 1: that what you're talking about?

958
00:49:44,440 --> 00:49:54,719
Speaker 3: It could be moshi moshi. I'm in. I don't need

959
00:49:54,760 --> 00:49:57,560
Speaker 3: to hear anything else. We're having fun.

960
00:49:58,600 --> 00:50:01,640
Speaker 1: Have you ever had started bringing back to food. Oh,

961
00:50:01,760 --> 00:50:03,040
Speaker 1: go ahead, even though you know I don't like it.

962
00:50:03,040 --> 00:50:04,640
Speaker 1: But have you ever had a mochi?

963
00:50:06,520 --> 00:50:09,919
Speaker 3: Unfortunately? Yes? Oh wow, unfortunately, yes wow.

964
00:50:09,960 --> 00:50:11,520
Speaker 1: I thought that you would. I thought that you would

965
00:50:11,600 --> 00:50:13,439
Speaker 1: like it. It's a packaging of ice cream.

966
00:50:13,480 --> 00:50:16,160
Speaker 5: And I feel like it solved the issue of it's

967
00:50:16,160 --> 00:50:17,480
Speaker 5: almost the liquid gell thing.

968
00:50:17,600 --> 00:50:19,040
Speaker 1: He thought he thought it was a pebble.

969
00:50:19,960 --> 00:50:23,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, I did. I thought it was my dad, actually,

970
00:50:23,640 --> 00:50:25,600
Speaker 3: because I am a pebble and this looked like a

971
00:50:25,719 --> 00:50:26,440
Speaker 3: larger pebble.

972
00:50:26,560 --> 00:50:28,719
Speaker 1: It is a big it is big. I was gonna say,

973
00:50:28,719 --> 00:50:29,520
Speaker 1: it's big for a pebble.

974
00:50:29,680 --> 00:50:31,480
Speaker 3: I thought it was my biological father.

975
00:50:32,440 --> 00:50:33,919
Speaker 1: Yes, and I get that.

976
00:50:34,160 --> 00:50:39,240
Speaker 3: And what happened was it was so delicious. I thought

977
00:50:39,239 --> 00:50:42,280
Speaker 3: that I had devoured my biological father at one point,

978
00:50:42,320 --> 00:50:45,400
Speaker 3: and you know, as I ate the entire thing, saying

979
00:50:45,400 --> 00:50:49,080
Speaker 3: the whole time, I shouldn't be doing this. And then

980
00:50:49,719 --> 00:50:56,080
Speaker 3: I went to confess to my I'm a member of

981
00:50:56,080 --> 00:51:00,359
Speaker 3: the Rosicrucian faith. So I went to the Rosicruction Church

982
00:51:00,480 --> 00:51:05,760
Speaker 3: and the gooey mouth, the gooey mouth, and I said,

983
00:51:06,040 --> 00:51:12,120
Speaker 3: you know, I've devoured my papa, and can can someone

984
00:51:12,160 --> 00:51:16,439
Speaker 3: absolve me or or or take my life, and they

985
00:51:16,680 --> 00:51:19,719
Speaker 3: did neither because it had turned out that it was,

986
00:51:19,840 --> 00:51:22,080
Speaker 3: as you know, just a common dessert.

987
00:51:22,719 --> 00:51:24,960
Speaker 5: I don't want to spoil anything for a story that

988
00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:27,239
Speaker 5: I'll never tell, but it just it just sounds a

989
00:51:27,280 --> 00:51:29,799
Speaker 5: lot similar to what happened to me when my father

990
00:51:29,840 --> 00:51:33,680
Speaker 5: passed away. To I was going to say that Mochi's,

991
00:51:39,840 --> 00:51:41,920
Speaker 5: I was going to say that just all. I wanted

992
00:51:41,960 --> 00:51:44,920
Speaker 5: to say that Mochi's are the the liquid yells of

993
00:51:45,080 --> 00:51:45,919
Speaker 5: the ice cream world.

994
00:51:46,239 --> 00:51:51,719
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, can you showcase that riode? Please? Are you there? Oh? Yeah,

995
00:51:51,760 --> 00:51:53,879
Speaker 1: you're over there? Can you just showcase that that part?

996
00:51:54,480 --> 00:51:56,799
Speaker 1: I will that's really good because Midge said it twice

997
00:51:56,840 --> 00:51:58,440
Speaker 1: and I think he felt like it wasn't getting the

998
00:51:58,600 --> 00:52:04,640
Speaker 1: like the good Sonic treatment, the first Sonic. Yeah, I

999
00:52:04,680 --> 00:52:06,799
Speaker 1: agree with that is did you did you really make

1000
00:52:06,840 --> 00:52:09,000
Speaker 1: a mark? Or you did?

1001
00:52:10,040 --> 00:52:12,280
Speaker 3: I'll sound design it will sound.

1002
00:52:12,160 --> 00:52:13,440
Speaker 5: Really nice, okay? Perfect?

1003
00:52:13,920 --> 00:52:14,600
Speaker 3: Oh good?

1004
00:52:16,719 --> 00:52:18,800
Speaker 1: Do you guys agree with that? Did you say pop star?

1005
00:52:19,000 --> 00:52:21,680
Speaker 1: Did you call that movie pop star? Yeah? Pop star

1006
00:52:21,800 --> 00:52:28,080
Speaker 1: never stopped never stumping pump rocks, pop tarts. You know.

1007
00:52:29,560 --> 00:52:30,440
Speaker 5: You guys don't have.

1008
00:52:33,480 --> 00:52:35,440
Speaker 3: I know you know that as your sports genius.

1009
00:52:35,920 --> 00:52:40,560
Speaker 1: Of course he's a head coach, one of the main

1010
00:52:40,600 --> 00:52:44,560
Speaker 1: ones of a of A Texas team.

1011
00:52:44,640 --> 00:52:45,000
Speaker 3: Uh huh.

1012
00:52:46,480 --> 00:52:49,600
Speaker 5: You guys don't speak the way I speak, which makes

1013
00:52:49,640 --> 00:52:52,759
Speaker 5: me you you're New Englanders, So maybe I am doing

1014
00:52:52,800 --> 00:52:53,360
Speaker 5: something wrong.

1015
00:52:54,520 --> 00:52:55,759
Speaker 1: Honestly, now I'm kind of down.

1016
00:52:57,880 --> 00:52:59,560
Speaker 3: I was your family fucked up?

1017
00:53:02,080 --> 00:53:04,520
Speaker 1: Because that could actually be really good for comedy.

1018
00:53:06,320 --> 00:53:11,000
Speaker 3: You're saying, like, well, you talk all fucking shitty, and

1019
00:53:11,040 --> 00:53:13,120
Speaker 3: I'm wondering if maybe your family did it to you

1020
00:53:13,200 --> 00:53:16,160
Speaker 3: and not the region. And so if that's what happened,

1021
00:53:16,160 --> 00:53:17,880
Speaker 3: maybe you had a fucked up family, which can be

1022
00:53:18,040 --> 00:53:24,000
Speaker 3: correct interesting story at the moth Mitch, Mitch, Mitch, could

1023
00:53:24,040 --> 00:53:26,680
Speaker 3: you be the mod the fucking mothman prophecies?

1024
00:53:26,719 --> 00:53:28,520
Speaker 2: Baby, let's get you in there.

1025
00:53:28,600 --> 00:53:32,080
Speaker 3: Man, I've seen a prophecy right now, Mitch owning the

1026
00:53:32,239 --> 00:53:35,280
Speaker 3: moth stage blowing them away.

1027
00:53:36,440 --> 00:53:40,960
Speaker 1: You're asking you, basically, if I have like a weird,

1028
00:53:41,480 --> 00:53:47,120
Speaker 1: like clump like family that.

1029
00:53:45,640 --> 00:53:48,680
Speaker 3: If you were raised with some religion, I mean, that

1030
00:53:48,719 --> 00:53:51,560
Speaker 3: could be a very unique experience that needs to be

1031
00:53:51,600 --> 00:53:53,160
Speaker 3: repeated many times over.

1032
00:53:55,400 --> 00:53:59,319
Speaker 5: Actually was it wasn't? It Actually wasn't. My family wasn't religious.

1033
00:53:59,360 --> 00:54:05,759
Speaker 3: Wow, holy story story there, We're off it up.

1034
00:54:06,040 --> 00:54:06,799
Speaker 1: We're not we're not.

1035
00:54:06,880 --> 00:54:11,480
Speaker 5: Religious, and as you know, I only really respect Mother Earth.

1036
00:54:11,560 --> 00:54:18,600
Speaker 5: I don't believe in any sorts of gods. So I

1037
00:54:18,600 --> 00:54:22,239
Speaker 5: feel like you have these, you know, these views of

1038
00:54:22,280 --> 00:54:25,600
Speaker 5: me from this podcast that that's just kind of full

1039
00:54:25,640 --> 00:54:27,880
Speaker 5: of lies and none of this stuff really has ever happened.

1040
00:54:27,840 --> 00:54:33,000
Speaker 5: I figure, yeah, popcorn, Yeah, I don't say it wrong.

1041
00:54:33,280 --> 00:54:34,640
Speaker 5: Is that wrong? Popcorn?

1042
00:54:35,400 --> 00:54:38,200
Speaker 1: No, that's that's fine, pop But I get that this

1043
00:54:38,280 --> 00:54:40,680
Speaker 1: is that is an interesting character that you were doing.

1044
00:54:40,960 --> 00:54:43,120
Speaker 5: I just said popcorn in my Did you guys notice

1045
00:54:43,160 --> 00:54:45,000
Speaker 5: that my my not start to bleed?

1046
00:54:45,480 --> 00:54:52,960
Speaker 3: Dude's gotta bounce man bye, I'm a horny girl.

1047
00:54:53,000 --> 00:54:53,320
Speaker 2: Wolf.

1048
00:54:53,680 --> 00:54:57,400
Speaker 3: This has been an earwoll production, executive produced by Scott Ackerman,

1049
00:54:57,560 --> 00:55:00,920
Speaker 3: Colin Anderson, and Chris Bannon. For more information and content,

1050
00:55:01,040 --> 00:55:02,600
Speaker 3: visit earwolf dot com.

1051
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Speaker 1: Oh m hm