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Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode. O little was there? That's

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Speaker 1: your getting bog with that? How do I know? Why

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Speaker 1: don't you ask your father? But I digress. Let's meet

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Speaker 1: our alchemists, shout we in no particular to please take

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Speaker 1: helo Vanessa Ragland got big plans for the new year.

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Speaker 1: Oh I'm changing everything. Yeah, like shoes, everything. Um, I'm

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Speaker 1: probably just doing more the same. Actually, I I'm not

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Speaker 1: very inspired. Well, we'll just see how the things are going.

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Speaker 1: So lovely, things are going great. And just to get

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Speaker 1: to live in the year. What a blessing. Look the

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Speaker 1: hell out. James Eney has stepped through the portal. Johnny Jamison, jingle,

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Speaker 1: What was your deal the other night? Well, the thing

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Speaker 1: was is I had created one blue portal and one

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Speaker 1: orange portal, and I hadn't realized the exact matching, and

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Speaker 1: I just was in an infinite loop. Doctor Strange, It

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Speaker 1: was strange. What Oh, Chriss Alvorado, Chris Twist, mr h.

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Speaker 1: What does hot Coco do for you? M M it

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Speaker 1: does not much, that's a real answer. Yeah, I'm I'm

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Speaker 1: a caffeine addict. So it sounds like, so put a

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Speaker 1: lot of caffeine in your hot coco. Yeah, there's something

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Speaker 1: called a speedball. Your feather is well not just like

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Speaker 1: but you you have a cup of coffee, then you

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Speaker 1: add a packet of that's a spell, not package. Okay, no, no,

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Speaker 1: a third of a packet. Packets insane. I mean, I

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Speaker 1: haven't done it in years. I'm recovering. We're doing it.

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Speaker 1: We're talking about coffee all the way from the end

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Speaker 1: of the table. Say a lot of cranks, Gigo, what's

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Speaker 1: the second least interesting thing about you? I don't drink coffee.

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Speaker 1: Is the second that's interesting? Yeah, no, it's definitely the second.

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Speaker 1: You've actually answered perfectly last. But shut your mouth if

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Speaker 1: you think them laze it's Joey Greer, Joe Joe Cocomo. No, no,

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Speaker 1: what's that goo on your fingers? That is a little

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Speaker 1: bit of me. Excuse me, he's drinking it. He's drinking it.

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Speaker 1: It was more of a sip. Yeah, all right, let's

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Speaker 1: do the damn show. First off, we'd like to invite

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Speaker 1: You know, we we love your support. We have a

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Speaker 1: lot of folks on the Patreon now, so thank yous

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Speaker 1: to all of you. But we'll be doing these once

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Speaker 1: alchemy this that's patreon dot com slash. That's right. In fact,

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Speaker 1: here's a message from one of our v i P members,

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Speaker 1: Tim Raymond. Tim asks, when I'm not hanging with my family,

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Speaker 1: detecting things at work or listening to alchemy this, I

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Speaker 1: don't see a detective or does he just detect I've

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Speaker 1: been detecting something around the office. I'm trying to do

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Speaker 1: a little improv of my own. Tim says, I recently

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Speaker 1: took a class and now I'm looking to take another.

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Speaker 1: Alchemy This frequently flies off the rails and gets hilariously inappropriate.

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Speaker 1: My question is this when doing improv. What are your

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Speaker 1: personal boundaries that you do not cross? Where and why

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Speaker 1: do you draw those lines? Thanks for the insights and

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Speaker 1: I can't wait to see you all at San Francisco, Scots. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: will will mostly all be there. Uh sorry is children,

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Speaker 1: January one pm at the punch Line Comedy Theater comedy club,

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Speaker 1: which was my home turf coming up as old comedian. Yeah. Uh,

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Speaker 1: still there. No, we just in't been in fire. Let's

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Speaker 1: there are no boundaries, right zero hunt pretty much, James.

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Speaker 1: into your madness is where it gets. Really. You need

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Speaker 1: They might be upset about it anyway, Like look at

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Speaker 1: your big nose, right, Joe, what did you look at?

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Speaker 1: I didn't mean to, he pointed out to first. You

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Speaker 1: all my students. I teach pretty regularly. I say just generally,

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Speaker 1: be so you tell three times sitty like a beetle

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Speaker 1: jeers thing. Alright, Well, you heard it from them. All

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Speaker 1: of our scene Oh, by the way, yeah, we are

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Speaker 1: going to be at sketch Fest, so please come to that.

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Speaker 1: Almost all of our scene suggestions today I gathered from

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Speaker 1: our listener emails. If you'd like to submit to yours, Oh,

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Speaker 1: I'll get to that explanation. I'm glad you caught it.

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Speaker 1: Please write to the podcast at your name here. That's

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Speaker 1: your name here. Yeah, because our first scene comes from

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's so ext This name is Ulric,

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Speaker 1: the funniest podcast in history. I'm pretty sure I have

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Speaker 1: heard every single episode at least five times. I have

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Speaker 1: so many favorite scenes, but all of them have Joey

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Speaker 1: Greer and that guy is just beautifully insane. So stop

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Speaker 1: reading this. James Heeney, huh, here's my scene suggestion, which

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Speaker 1: as follows from Ulric Drunk German Lumberjack's looking for an

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Speaker 1: inexpensive striptease club and Blue in the Blue Mountains of Oregon.

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Speaker 1: Keep doing what you do all rig from Copenhagen, Denmark.

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Speaker 1: Are we gonna make sure all these logs are chopped down?

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Speaker 1: You understand logs? Chop them down again? Do we get

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Speaker 1: I'll be chopping the logs? All right? You're on night shift?

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Speaker 1: Anybody else got anything to say? Exclink? We've been working

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Speaker 1: so hard, but he's on night shift? To anything? Gonna

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Speaker 1: Could I ask a little bit about what's this there?

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Speaker 1: What's this the nightlife for around here? All right? You're

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Speaker 1: Night shift? With our X is? Yeah? What time do

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Speaker 1: Do you understand? I'm the foreman? All right? So you

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Speaker 1: won't be on night shift? Maybe maybe not. I seemed

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Speaker 1: like the way you dulled it out, we're gonna be

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Speaker 1: a punished man. You know what you're on day shift to, Alright,

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Speaker 1: So anybody else pulling a double chastity, don't look so sad.

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Speaker 1: Look I heard that there's a big lumber operation in town,

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Speaker 1: so turn that frown into a horny upside. I'm going

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Yeah, it was a bit. It wasn't like

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Speaker 1: as dirty as it get. Whatever you saying, I'm happy

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Speaker 1: bad newscas. Yeah, we're gonna have to shut down the

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Speaker 1: Strip Club if we don't get enough wood. Wait, if

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Speaker 1: Strip Club is just I holy gotta do. And it

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Speaker 1: to me because it's cold. There isn't an issue with

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Speaker 1: the building. It's a whole bunch. It's turmites, it's turmote.

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Speaker 1: But I was just telling her that there's a brand

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Speaker 1: of something about my dick. This is crazy. Yeah, have

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Speaker 1: you considered maybe sending one of us over there, chicken

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Speaker 1: emissary or something like that? The ambassadors emissary best. I mean,

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Speaker 1: this ambassador were working the Blue Mountain Areas of Oregon.

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Speaker 1: Please welcome jastree Ja. Oh my god, oh my god. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: let me put the ribbon on you. Thank you. Whoa, sir,

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Speaker 1: You a little pig going. That's what I call all right,

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Speaker 1: said he. So we're on our way up. Wow. I

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Speaker 1: I was tricked pretty bad a while ago. What do

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Speaker 1: C a while ago. And what do you mean? Well,

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Speaker 1: I went, I was on a tour of the State Department.

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Speaker 1: They get pulled into this room, this little guy, and

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Speaker 1: Look at me, look at me as we go down.

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Speaker 1: You are an ambassador as we're going right now, we're

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Speaker 1: gonna go talk. I got your car. It's Superman, all right.

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, it's Superman. Are you okay? Whoa, Yes

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Speaker 1: So listen when we pull up, you be the ambassador

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Speaker 1: we gotta make this chowder. Cricket. I'm going to have

414
00:27:10,960 --> 00:27:13,600
Speaker 1: a panic attack. Have you ever had sex with a

415
00:27:13,640 --> 00:27:19,920
Speaker 1: tiny woman? Uh? I mean your size? You're like friends? Okay,

416
00:27:19,960 --> 00:27:22,800
Speaker 1: you two are the size of thumbs. All right, that's impossible. Okay,

417
00:27:22,880 --> 00:27:24,760
Speaker 1: So here's the cubes of potatoes. It's the last for

418
00:27:24,800 --> 00:27:28,200
Speaker 1: a while. Alright, this chowder? Yeah what are you talking to? Okay,

419
00:27:28,240 --> 00:27:33,520
Speaker 1: you can't see him, Okay, you can't see holy shit. Okay, okay,

420
00:27:33,640 --> 00:27:38,000
Speaker 1: where's the chowder? What everybody's asked? I've got three empty vats,

421
00:27:38,119 --> 00:27:41,520
Speaker 1: one vat at quarterfall. Look, you gotta get these chowder

422
00:27:41,600 --> 00:27:43,920
Speaker 1: flights out. Look, you gotta take charges. Okay, I gotta

423
00:27:43,960 --> 00:27:46,520
Speaker 1: sit down. I can't right now. I'm having I'm having

424
00:27:46,560 --> 00:27:49,040
Speaker 1: a stress freak out. Hey, where are you from again?

425
00:27:49,160 --> 00:27:54,159
Speaker 1: It's me Hunter Thompson from America, deutschellan great. I was thinking,

426
00:27:54,440 --> 00:27:56,520
Speaker 1: why don't we cut the middleman out? And why don't

427
00:27:56,560 --> 00:28:00,240
Speaker 1: you sign this paper here that says we're good? Signed

428
00:28:00,240 --> 00:28:02,840
Speaker 1: the paper that says very good. Yeah. Yeah, I figured,

429
00:28:02,920 --> 00:28:05,200
Speaker 1: like I actually have to get gone pretty soon. So

430
00:28:05,240 --> 00:28:07,520
Speaker 1: I was thinking, maybe I just this is a three

431
00:28:07,600 --> 00:28:10,080
Speaker 1: day event. Yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna bounce in about

432
00:28:10,119 --> 00:28:13,960
Speaker 1: twenty minutes. So okay, yeah, well I'm not going to

433
00:28:14,119 --> 00:28:18,359
Speaker 1: let you bounce. Okay, Okay, what do you want? I

434
00:28:18,480 --> 00:28:20,720
Speaker 1: want my flight of Childer for one thing. I can

435
00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:22,800
Speaker 1: make that happen. I think if you've seen the chowder,

436
00:28:23,359 --> 00:28:25,240
Speaker 1: I think it's coming soon. Do you know if it's

437
00:28:25,240 --> 00:28:29,359
Speaker 1: a corn chowder or clam cholder. I believe it's a

438
00:28:29,440 --> 00:28:31,960
Speaker 1: flight of multiple Childers. Where are you from? You? Where

439
00:28:32,280 --> 00:28:39,840
Speaker 1: from Michigan? Is it red chowder or a white chowder?

440
00:28:40,200 --> 00:28:44,080
Speaker 1: I believe there's one of everything? Any Childer? How big

441
00:28:44,240 --> 00:28:49,360
Speaker 1: is this flight? This is a massive flighty chowder. I

442
00:28:49,400 --> 00:28:51,560
Speaker 1: think it's a flight of seven Childers. I am not

443
00:28:51,600 --> 00:28:54,560
Speaker 1: going to have any Childer. Okay, like nothing. Welcome board

444
00:28:56,200 --> 00:29:02,800
Speaker 1: flight seven Chowders headed out to Australia. This one fourteen fly.

445
00:29:03,880 --> 00:29:09,920
Speaker 1: Your flight attendants are out there. There's Tina, Greg Harold

446
00:29:10,760 --> 00:29:18,120
Speaker 1: had just been kind to him, and eight others. So

447
00:29:18,560 --> 00:29:21,280
Speaker 1: sit back and relax. Anything we can do for you,

448
00:29:21,320 --> 00:29:24,760
Speaker 1: open to by all means. Okay, this is pandemonium. Get

449
00:29:24,840 --> 00:29:27,760
Speaker 1: in line. We've got too many attendance. So we're going

450
00:29:27,840 --> 00:29:31,680
Speaker 1: to do this. And who made you in charge? You

451
00:29:31,760 --> 00:29:35,400
Speaker 1: know what? No one else did not in stepping up.

452
00:29:35,960 --> 00:29:40,400
Speaker 1: We've got, by my account, eight plus three attendance on

453
00:29:40,560 --> 00:29:44,200
Speaker 1: this look. We got a way through aisles of showder. Okay,

454
00:29:44,280 --> 00:29:46,640
Speaker 1: people are waist deep in showder right now. All right,

455
00:29:46,840 --> 00:29:49,320
Speaker 1: we've got to live in attendance. We've got to have

456
00:29:49,440 --> 00:29:51,640
Speaker 1: a leader. I choose me. I think there should be

457
00:29:51,640 --> 00:29:53,040
Speaker 1: all of us here. I think all of us should

458
00:29:53,040 --> 00:29:56,239
Speaker 1: be a leader. Are we having a meeting? Yeah, we're

459
00:29:56,280 --> 00:29:58,720
Speaker 1: having a cheese christ I just bat struck all the

460
00:29:58,760 --> 00:30:01,680
Speaker 1: way across the flight. It took you that long, dude,

461
00:30:01,720 --> 00:30:04,400
Speaker 1: I'm new dude. I told you're gonna have to swim

462
00:30:04,440 --> 00:30:05,840
Speaker 1: if you're gonna want to be a chowder tendant. And

463
00:30:05,840 --> 00:30:07,400
Speaker 1: I know you vouched me and I appreciate that. Dude.

464
00:30:07,400 --> 00:30:10,200
Speaker 1: Are you brought him? Yeah, I brought him. You're not

465
00:30:10,320 --> 00:30:12,560
Speaker 1: supposed to be stroke through the chowder at? Well, what's

466
00:30:12,600 --> 00:30:16,760
Speaker 1: the what's protocol? Trump? Trump? We trump through the chowder at.

467
00:30:16,920 --> 00:30:21,120
Speaker 1: I don't know why you're giving me orders because plus

468
00:30:21,200 --> 00:30:25,880
Speaker 1: three of us here because I can't check down. Not

469
00:30:26,040 --> 00:30:28,640
Speaker 1: doing that. Man, You guys we're going to run out

470
00:30:28,680 --> 00:30:31,840
Speaker 1: of oyster crackers at some point. Jesus Christ, you're drenched.

471
00:30:32,360 --> 00:30:36,280
Speaker 1: I know we're all drenched in chowder. Stop eating it.

472
00:30:38,120 --> 00:30:41,720
Speaker 1: Flight seven chowders. That's that's our airline. Solve the problem

473
00:30:41,960 --> 00:30:44,320
Speaker 1: if you're gonna bring it up. A land used to

474
00:30:44,480 --> 00:30:47,160
Speaker 1: bring up a solution as well. We're already in the air.

475
00:30:47,240 --> 00:30:50,000
Speaker 1: We don't have enough oyster crackers, so are you're the

476
00:30:50,080 --> 00:30:53,680
Speaker 1: one that's in charge of making the chowder for this event. Yeah,

477
00:30:55,560 --> 00:30:58,160
Speaker 1: I've got a couple of fairies that's really love you.

478
00:30:58,760 --> 00:31:01,160
Speaker 1: They really really love you, and they'd like you to

479
00:31:01,240 --> 00:31:04,040
Speaker 1: hold them closer. Okay, man in full plate mail armor?

480
00:31:04,120 --> 00:31:07,680
Speaker 1: Are you I'm the king of not Well, I've left

481
00:31:07,760 --> 00:31:11,360
Speaker 1: not a what's his name? Listen, don't call me anything,

482
00:31:11,480 --> 00:31:15,720
Speaker 1: just as it as what Okay, A little in my

483
00:31:15,880 --> 00:31:21,520
Speaker 1: tiny dancers and they love you. Think you've done a

484
00:31:21,640 --> 00:31:24,880
Speaker 1: very good just like me to love him. Yet I

485
00:31:24,920 --> 00:31:27,960
Speaker 1: don't know why you're making me be the emissary between

486
00:31:29,720 --> 00:31:32,200
Speaker 1: So this is you've heard it. They I mean they

487
00:31:32,280 --> 00:31:35,800
Speaker 1: are full grown fairies, actually quite big for their size.

488
00:31:37,600 --> 00:31:41,440
Speaker 1: That doesn't make it. They're exactly the size as big

489
00:31:41,480 --> 00:31:43,560
Speaker 1: as a fairy kids. Hey man, what the fund do

490
00:31:43,640 --> 00:31:46,480
Speaker 1: you want? Man? I would like to spend some time

491
00:31:46,560 --> 00:31:53,640
Speaker 1: with your ha ha ha What I mean it's I've

492
00:31:53,720 --> 00:32:12,560
Speaker 1: heard you're saying you're the kid? That scene? Oh my god? Why? Anyway,

493
00:32:13,040 --> 00:32:15,640
Speaker 1: it was perfect. It was a line you felt threatened.

494
00:32:15,960 --> 00:32:23,520
Speaker 1: I feel you. Scene three last scene also comes from

495
00:32:23,640 --> 00:32:29,160
Speaker 1: patron v I. P. R. King, who wrote snof wins

496
00:32:29,200 --> 00:32:32,600
Speaker 1: a contest to be the first civilian to join scientists

497
00:32:32,640 --> 00:32:37,200
Speaker 1: and researchers on a voyage Joys, supposedly uninhabited planet in

498
00:32:37,600 --> 00:32:40,080
Speaker 1: humanity's efforts to set up a colony. The researchers all

499
00:32:40,120 --> 00:32:43,040
Speaker 1: look down on her. Of course, we're being so low brow.

500
00:32:43,200 --> 00:32:46,360
Speaker 1: But once they land on the planet discovered they are

501
00:32:46,480 --> 00:32:51,120
Speaker 1: not alone, she becomes indispensable. I love you all, Carrie King.

502
00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:56,120
Speaker 1: Gravity is coming back to normal and we are lower.

503
00:32:57,680 --> 00:32:59,320
Speaker 1: Can we all just wait? Can we all talk one

504
00:32:59,360 --> 00:33:04,200
Speaker 1: at a time? None space? As we're speaking, bottles on

505
00:33:04,320 --> 00:33:06,840
Speaker 1: the law. There's a protocol here that we're supposed to

506
00:33:06,840 --> 00:33:09,960
Speaker 1: be following. Well, that was rolling ground to my asshole?

507
00:33:10,080 --> 00:33:14,920
Speaker 1: What was gonna Minard? Look, my name is doctor Bernard

508
00:33:15,040 --> 00:33:20,400
Speaker 1: Kinsleep Hard. Don't call me Nord. Okay, my friends call

509
00:33:20,440 --> 00:33:23,960
Speaker 1: me Bernie, but but you can call me. Listen, this

510
00:33:24,040 --> 00:33:27,240
Speaker 1: is still a military opera. This is still a military operation,

511
00:33:27,720 --> 00:33:29,880
Speaker 1: and as that as such, I am running the show.

512
00:33:29,920 --> 00:33:33,520
Speaker 1: Do you understand that it's good? I? No, No. The

513
00:33:33,880 --> 00:33:37,760
Speaker 1: outfit y'all are Why does a mild look different? Y'all

514
00:33:37,760 --> 00:33:40,280
Speaker 1: got all Sally sunny Sally space. So it's not a

515
00:33:40,520 --> 00:33:44,400
Speaker 1: green one that sucks? You know what sucks? I gotta

516
00:33:44,440 --> 00:33:46,080
Speaker 1: make sure that all you pieces of should come back

517
00:33:46,120 --> 00:33:49,520
Speaker 1: to Earth alive. This is still a military operation. Okay,

518
00:33:49,800 --> 00:33:52,640
Speaker 1: stop saying that, Lieutenant, all right, yes, okay, we have

519
00:33:52,720 --> 00:33:55,360
Speaker 1: one military officer, a bunch of scientists, and one contest

520
00:33:55,440 --> 00:34:02,400
Speaker 1: winner referred term friend, and we've touched ground and one

521
00:34:02,560 --> 00:34:08,120
Speaker 1: friend with that killing the sad orbit for what five months? Well,

522
00:34:08,200 --> 00:34:12,560
Speaker 1: we were suspending animation for four of those months. The nation. Well,

523
00:34:12,600 --> 00:34:15,399
Speaker 1: i'll when you're in a nation for a second, I'll

524
00:34:15,440 --> 00:34:17,799
Speaker 1: tell you if you all want to be more fun,

525
00:34:17,960 --> 00:34:20,320
Speaker 1: we were to have more fun. Dr Bernard, can you

526
00:34:20,400 --> 00:34:22,120
Speaker 1: check the oxygen level before we get out of three

527
00:34:22,200 --> 00:34:25,200
Speaker 1: minutes till the mark, there is the presence of oxygen

528
00:34:25,320 --> 00:34:28,319
Speaker 1: as we suspected. You guys want to watch one last time?

529
00:34:29,840 --> 00:34:34,040
Speaker 1: Last time you were supposed to bring a phone on this.

530
00:34:34,160 --> 00:34:37,680
Speaker 1: All right, on the phone, it's a disc player or whatever.

531
00:34:37,760 --> 00:34:40,640
Speaker 1: You you modified your phone to be a DVD player? Okay, hack,

532
00:34:40,760 --> 00:34:43,560
Speaker 1: that is what I did. Yeah, And one of these times,

533
00:34:43,640 --> 00:34:45,360
Speaker 1: maybe you're gonna be asking me the hacks on a

534
00:34:45,440 --> 00:34:48,279
Speaker 1: lot of side. Sorry one, what's your blood? Mary? What's

535
00:34:48,320 --> 00:34:52,400
Speaker 1: the levels? Hostels and the perimeter have been notified. Hostels

536
00:34:52,480 --> 00:34:57,040
Speaker 1: and the perimeter than this is the military the hostle,

537
00:34:57,239 --> 00:34:59,680
Speaker 1: and you can meet some of the most interest different

538
00:34:59,760 --> 00:35:03,040
Speaker 1: hot still spelled differently. It's a different fucking word. Put

539
00:35:03,560 --> 00:35:05,960
Speaker 1: the two some good friends at the hostile. I'm not

540
00:35:06,080 --> 00:35:09,680
Speaker 1: a lighting name, Oscar. Shut the funk up screen viewing

541
00:35:11,080 --> 00:35:13,160
Speaker 1: the name is. I'm not from that, but I like

542
00:35:13,280 --> 00:35:17,719
Speaker 1: to her, what the funk are these things? Set the

543
00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:21,440
Speaker 1: knock at the eastward door open? It was not a

544
00:35:21,520 --> 00:35:23,879
Speaker 1: movie of It's not a movie. It's a live feed.

545
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:27,120
Speaker 1: What's outside the ship? What's not a movie of? There

546
00:35:29,320 --> 00:35:31,919
Speaker 1: not a movie. We need to know whether to open

547
00:35:31,960 --> 00:35:33,879
Speaker 1: the door to leave it close. Well, they did knock,

548
00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:36,440
Speaker 1: so they have some form of culture. That's that's good

549
00:35:36,480 --> 00:35:38,920
Speaker 1: to know. I'm telling me that's not a movie of that.

550
00:35:39,760 --> 00:35:41,880
Speaker 1: I'm getting my machine gun out. Okay, wait, this thing

551
00:35:41,920 --> 00:35:45,600
Speaker 1: does anything weird. I'm blowing his fucking head off. I

552
00:35:45,680 --> 00:35:48,960
Speaker 1: mean that's the shape. Yeah, I mean we should please

553
00:35:49,680 --> 00:35:54,480
Speaker 1: permission to open door. Let're just saying, don't know Jesus

554
00:35:54,560 --> 00:35:56,960
Speaker 1: Christ who opened it. Sorry, it's just that I don't

555
00:35:57,000 --> 00:36:09,920
Speaker 1: want any fighting. We're coming Nrdyrds. Name is Nerds. He

556
00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:14,719
Speaker 1: seemed to be imitating you like peanuts. Oh yeah, I

557
00:36:14,840 --> 00:36:19,840
Speaker 1: like bringing up puts are they're talking about penis. I

558
00:36:19,960 --> 00:36:22,840
Speaker 1: was scary, but not just you know what this guy's like.

559
00:36:23,080 --> 00:36:28,040
Speaker 1: This guy is like my uncle Lingo Hoe. I like

560
00:36:28,200 --> 00:36:32,239
Speaker 1: Uncle Lingo is the world? What's your name? What? What's

561
00:36:32,280 --> 00:36:42,239
Speaker 1: your name? What's her name? Bitch? No, No, that's is

562
00:36:42,280 --> 00:36:45,719
Speaker 1: about uncle dingover in Carba has some sort of spice girl.

563
00:36:46,360 --> 00:36:50,279
Speaker 1: The alien is transformed to look more like Snoop, transformed

564
00:36:50,320 --> 00:36:54,800
Speaker 1: to just relax over their nerds. But oh my god,

565
00:37:01,320 --> 00:37:14,600
Speaker 1: show me because it's rubber and glue. Dr Bernard's still

566
00:37:14,600 --> 00:37:18,600
Speaker 1: a military operation. Okay, all right, I'll let you. I'll

567
00:37:18,680 --> 00:37:21,239
Speaker 1: let those be. You're dying. So what is what? Why

568
00:37:21,280 --> 00:37:25,440
Speaker 1: are you here on my planet? We're a I'm on

569
00:37:25,560 --> 00:37:30,160
Speaker 1: the context. I'm the same person. I can mimic all

570
00:37:30,200 --> 00:37:33,960
Speaker 1: of you. There's a person, Snoop. I don't think that

571
00:37:34,080 --> 00:37:38,360
Speaker 1: you're the appropriate person to answer this. I think that

572
00:37:38,760 --> 00:37:43,520
Speaker 1: you'd probably offended. I've this guy's name is Gabriel. Gabriel.

573
00:37:44,320 --> 00:37:47,160
Speaker 1: I call him Gabriel stupid. You're a civilian. You have

574
00:37:47,360 --> 00:37:50,799
Speaker 1: no place in this conversation. You're a civilian game. I'm

575
00:37:50,880 --> 00:37:55,160
Speaker 1: a scientist, Snooper. That's why I have a white on

576
00:37:55,320 --> 00:38:01,440
Speaker 1: my helmet. Up. I'm sorry. That was poor angers that

577
00:38:01,520 --> 00:38:05,000
Speaker 1: I meant to use. There's another helmet. Let's put this

578
00:38:05,080 --> 00:38:07,680
Speaker 1: one on you. You're fine. I am so sorry. I

579
00:38:07,760 --> 00:38:18,399
Speaker 1: could not be responsible. Are you okay? Crazy? Hot? Its asphyxiation. Now,

580
00:38:18,840 --> 00:38:22,280
Speaker 1: clearly the alien would like to talk to a sophisticated person.

581
00:38:22,440 --> 00:38:26,120
Speaker 1: So let's carry on. Our let's carry on then, shall we?

582
00:38:27,760 --> 00:38:32,160
Speaker 1: For fun that I think that's generally what nitris is.

583
00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:37,920
Speaker 1: Oh maybe not specifically. You're the bullets afield. Yeah, they

584
00:38:37,960 --> 00:38:42,080
Speaker 1: healed me. Wow, jesus, what planet is this that we're

585
00:38:42,160 --> 00:38:46,040
Speaker 1: near on? What is the name of your planet? You

586
00:38:46,120 --> 00:38:54,359
Speaker 1: were on? Shooto? Shooto? This is the military up. Actually, look,

587
00:38:54,400 --> 00:38:56,080
Speaker 1: we got to get him to show us where they

588
00:38:56,120 --> 00:39:00,480
Speaker 1: all the center of civilization? Why do you think they're on? Hot?

589
00:39:00,680 --> 00:39:05,080
Speaker 1: I don't know. They looks like freaks. You look like

590
00:39:05,120 --> 00:39:09,279
Speaker 1: a freak. I'm a god damn lieutenant. Look, we gotta

591
00:39:09,280 --> 00:39:11,600
Speaker 1: find out where all these things are breathing. Okay, find

592
00:39:11,640 --> 00:39:14,919
Speaker 1: out what you mean? I must find out the center

593
00:39:14,960 --> 00:39:20,440
Speaker 1: of civilization. This is it's like larious scanning right now,

594
00:39:21,200 --> 00:39:27,399
Speaker 1: like I could just take you Yeah, okay, great, Dr Bernard, Yes, fine,

595
00:39:27,440 --> 00:39:30,600
Speaker 1: please God idea here's something you should know though. They

596
00:39:30,680 --> 00:39:32,480
Speaker 1: do card at the door, So I have your i

597
00:39:32,600 --> 00:39:38,840
Speaker 1: DS ready card at the Larry, jump in our suits. Okay,

598
00:39:39,320 --> 00:39:43,000
Speaker 1: let's go for gonna ask just trail around. You can

599
00:39:43,040 --> 00:39:46,560
Speaker 1: go for the last five months behind. You have to

600
00:39:46,640 --> 00:39:49,759
Speaker 1: be two hundred forty years old to get into this bar,

601
00:39:50,640 --> 00:39:52,000
Speaker 1: not even a third of that day. Well, then I

602
00:39:52,040 --> 00:39:55,680
Speaker 1: can get you fake I DS. I know a guy, Yeah, sure,

603
00:39:55,680 --> 00:39:58,640
Speaker 1: I guess. Yeah's get faked. All right. Please welcome to

604
00:39:58,719 --> 00:40:06,359
Speaker 1: the sades As six s. Also, please enjoy our chowder bar.

605
00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:11,080
Speaker 1: I'm telling you right now, this chowder is off planet. Alright,

606
00:40:11,160 --> 00:40:13,960
Speaker 1: this is off planet chowder. Can you have an intercollected

607
00:40:14,040 --> 00:40:19,480
Speaker 1: deal to get done? Everything here gets done at this

608
00:40:19,600 --> 00:40:22,239
Speaker 1: strip club? Alright, I trust you, you better trust me?

609
00:40:22,280 --> 00:40:27,480
Speaker 1: All right? What the fund is? This? Christ is a

610
00:40:27,760 --> 00:40:30,160
Speaker 1: back of a drip club. Well here we call it

611
00:40:30,719 --> 00:40:36,279
Speaker 1: hump zone. Yeah, that's the same thing. I don't understand that.

612
00:40:36,440 --> 00:40:45,239
Speaker 1: That doesn't make sense nothing, Larry, take photos. I'm going

613
00:40:45,280 --> 00:40:48,120
Speaker 1: to have a picture of a terrier. I'll see him

614
00:40:48,320 --> 00:40:55,080
Speaker 1: stare on a pictular dog. That almost it's a wellharmer

615
00:40:55,160 --> 00:40:59,920
Speaker 1: and it's cute. Alright, here's the plan I have to impersonally,

616
00:41:00,080 --> 00:41:02,120
Speaker 1: all of you, one by one to get you into

617
00:41:02,200 --> 00:41:05,800
Speaker 1: the bar. Great, okay, specific ways of talking to act. Okay,

618
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Speaker 1: know what dick means? Yeah? Yeah, okay, penis, Yes, you know.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I just wanted to prove it. All right,

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Speaker 1: I'll be you first. Give me a couple of words. Yeah, alright,

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Speaker 1: pick friendship, friendship okay, god it, oh pickle? Oh maybe friendship. No,

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Speaker 1: that one's alright. I gotta I gotta match your vibe. Okay, Okay,

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Speaker 1: I don't know. Does that sound like me? I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what I sound like. All right, follow me. Hey,

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Speaker 1: we're just doing trying to walk in here, super good

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Speaker 1: little man? Right, all right, okay, I have to match

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Speaker 1: just wait outside? No, no, no, no, equal a different words? Uh, alright,

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Speaker 1: the last one. Military operation, got it, Lieutenant Luke John

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Speaker 1: military operation. He's killing You're in Come on, he'said, guys,

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Speaker 1: I want to go in. That was frek six six

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Speaker 1: for six titties, four of them, yeah, two of them

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Speaker 1: very good. You can take your hats off on there,

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Speaker 1: y'all don't have to him. No, no, they don't. Are

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Speaker 1: you all right? Oh, y'all getting high over here? I'm good?

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Speaker 1: Put it back? Oh yeah, he did he need to

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Speaker 1: do that. I got a question about what from? What

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Speaker 1: is your question? What is your question? I don't get

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Speaker 1: standing right there, but there. They didn't look and then

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Speaker 1: he just was talking while if you com from my

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Speaker 1: this mission by anyway, I swear to God, I'll put

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Speaker 1: a bullet your This mission of yours has already been compromised.

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Speaker 1: What do you mean this is a simulation of a

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Speaker 1: hump zone, as you so say. I think you're gonna

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Speaker 1: take us to where you guys are living your hive

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Speaker 1: this facade. Now we're all in webs. Oh that was

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Speaker 1: a hallucination. I'll know how the dissolve a web was

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, they're cutting up Gabriel. We have them

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Speaker 1: all captured. What would you like to do next? Yes, sir?

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Speaker 1: What then did I say? What? Then did I say?

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Speaker 1: Know that hum zone was too good to be true?

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Speaker 1: Larry run a diagnostic. See if you can get a

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Speaker 1: way out of here. Uh urin is the answer? She

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Speaker 1: was correct? God damn it. Okay, everyone, use your peepy

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Speaker 1: hands to open up your zipper. My peepy hands. Your

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Speaker 1: that goddamn David d was well. I brought it back

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Speaker 1: on it. I also got some some cool soup in

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Speaker 1: Dango in the land. He's an alien? Yeah? How did

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Speaker 1: he make any catchup? A lot was gone? Yeah, man,

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Speaker 1: catch We left us for two goddamn years without leaving

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Speaker 1: going three and a half. You were going two and

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Speaker 1: a half years. I'm sorry it's this uh snoof your

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Speaker 1: I just wanted to know this property. This is my

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Speaker 1: last name, spell nothing phonetic like that. I just want

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Speaker 1: by the Organ Lumber Company and we will be using

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Speaker 1: it the lock. So okay, go for it, asshole. Oh baby,

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Speaker 1: we found a way home. Let's thank god I was

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Speaker 1: You're welcome. I love being here. Happy New Year, everybody,

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Speaker 1: Happy New Year. Indeed, we'll find you on the social

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