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Okay, another another one, 0:02:32.639 --> 0:02:34.600 another incident just happened. First of all, if you don't 0:02:34.600 --> 0:02:36.359 know if the Citizen app is, it's now being rolled 0:02:36.400 --> 0:02:39.640 out nationwide. It might or might not be in an 0:02:39.800 --> 0:02:43.919 uh in your area. But uh, just now Brody coming 0:02:43.960 --> 0:02:46.520 through on the Citizen app, because it tells you about 0:02:46.520 --> 0:02:49.079 all the crime in your immediate area. Chase Bank being 0:02:49.160 --> 0:02:52.320 robbed at West fourth Street. Uh tis the season. I 0:02:52.720 --> 0:02:56.000 actually went on Twitter yesterday and around where I live, 0:02:56.240 --> 0:03:01.360 the Newports Center mall Um holiday shoplifting season has begun. Um. 0:03:01.400 --> 0:03:03.640 I got these two screenshots I put up here, Brodie, 0:03:03.680 --> 0:03:07.160 and I can't believe that now more than ever, this 0:03:07.320 --> 0:03:10.440 is things are going on like teens stole items from 0:03:10.600 --> 0:03:14.200 kiosk Okay. That's saying the suspicious teens, one of them 0:03:14.280 --> 0:03:17.560 is in custody. And then a man stole perfume from J. C. Penny. 0:03:17.680 --> 0:03:21.360 Can you believe that a couple of hours earlier? You 0:03:21.360 --> 0:03:23.600 guys know, I no scary knows. I used to work 0:03:23.639 --> 0:03:26.200 in retail at a at a couple of different malls. 0:03:26.280 --> 0:03:29.000 Some were known for occasional theft and some were known 0:03:29.000 --> 0:03:31.920 for a lot of theft. Petty theft has been going on. 0:03:31.960 --> 0:03:33.480 All this stuff's been going on, and I and I 0:03:33.520 --> 0:03:35.400 know a lot of the ways to steal because I've 0:03:35.400 --> 0:03:37.080 seen it and I've caught people. And I was trained 0:03:37.080 --> 0:03:40.000 to spot and at least have code words like to 0:03:40.160 --> 0:03:42.160 say like, oh, keep it on that person. You'd say 0:03:42.160 --> 0:03:44.000 like there's gum on the floor in a certain sections 0:03:44.040 --> 0:03:46.400 with those light bulb out that was your way of saying, like, 0:03:46.400 --> 0:03:49.120 there's someone over there who's suspicious. And there was a 0:03:49.120 --> 0:03:52.480 lot of theft, and we would I would catch people um, 0:03:52.560 --> 0:03:55.440 but it was hard. Some we caught one woman. She 0:03:55.560 --> 0:03:58.800 had a shopping bag. It wasn't even an anti theft 0:03:58.800 --> 0:04:01.440 stopping bag. She went over to a table we had 0:04:02.000 --> 0:04:05.080 I don't know. The table was like, uh, eight by six, 0:04:05.400 --> 0:04:07.880 and it was piles of sweaters and you know holidays, 0:04:07.920 --> 0:04:10.840 it's a heavy clothing. And she took her arm and 0:04:10.880 --> 0:04:13.400 she and she wiped it like a windshield wiper and 0:04:13.520 --> 0:04:17.000 wiped everything into her her and her friends giant shopping 0:04:17.040 --> 0:04:19.840 bags and tried to get away with like hundreds of 0:04:19.880 --> 0:04:24.120 sweaters like run. Do you think that these these types 0:04:24.160 --> 0:04:27.400 of crimes are running rampant more now or we're just 0:04:27.440 --> 0:04:30.160 more aware of them because of because there's always been 0:04:30.200 --> 0:04:32.840 dirt bags who steal, but we we I do think 0:04:32.880 --> 0:04:34.720 that we're now. By the way, if you're someone who 0:04:34.720 --> 0:04:36.240 steals and I just called you a dirt bag, I'm 0:04:36.240 --> 0:04:38.160 not I'm not sorry I offended you. You're like, hey, 0:04:38.200 --> 0:04:42.039 I steal, you offended me? Sorry? Yeah, Well, anyway, I 0:04:42.080 --> 0:04:44.320 do think that because we have these apps in social media, 0:04:44.560 --> 0:04:48.240 I'm pretty sure that's what That's why we know more 0:04:48.279 --> 0:04:52.559 about the world is getting worse. Smartphone just more smart 0:04:52.640 --> 0:04:54.560 because you had a smartphone. Back in the day when 0:04:54.560 --> 0:04:57.760 I was working in retail, you could film people, right, 0:04:58.279 --> 0:05:00.919 So this one woman, we we knew she was a crook. 0:05:01.120 --> 0:05:02.760 She would come in all the time and you had 0:05:02.760 --> 0:05:04.839 to keep an eye on her. So she we had 0:05:04.920 --> 0:05:09.400 four fitting rooms, but one of them, the hinge, was 0:05:09.440 --> 0:05:11.760 a little off from the side. So if you stood 0:05:11.800 --> 0:05:15.040 at a certain angle. You could see into the fitting room. 0:05:15.080 --> 0:05:17.320 It was like it wasn't hold on, it wasn't a 0:05:17.320 --> 0:05:19.279 fitting room as much as it was like the door 0:05:19.279 --> 0:05:21.480 opens and you go in. Like it wasn't a rule, 0:05:21.640 --> 0:05:23.640 was it the woe with the slats in it? No? No, 0:05:23.839 --> 0:05:26.320 the Macy's awful slats. No. No, this was just like 0:05:26.600 --> 0:05:29.880 the kind of like you could see the feet and 0:05:29.920 --> 0:05:31.760 you could right, you could see the feet, right, But 0:05:32.000 --> 0:05:34.000 that was it with the door all went up to 0:05:34.040 --> 0:05:35.800 the ceiling. So it's like a little like a phone 0:05:35.800 --> 0:05:38.080 booth kind of thing, if you know what. At this 0:05:38.160 --> 0:05:40.960 point in life. So she went into that one. We 0:05:41.000 --> 0:05:43.960 had one of the female associates look kind of in 0:05:44.000 --> 0:05:47.000 that crack and you could see her pulling the tag off, 0:05:47.120 --> 0:05:49.839 the censor tag because she had a censor gun. She 0:05:49.960 --> 0:05:52.200 bought her own on wherever she bought it. This was 0:05:52.240 --> 0:05:55.200 before eBay, so it's not illegal. If the crack is 0:05:55.240 --> 0:05:57.160 there and you happen to walk by and peek into, 0:05:57.200 --> 0:05:59.279 well you can't say we saw you do it. But 0:06:00.040 --> 0:06:03.840 now when she came out, you can't accuse anyone, right, 0:06:03.920 --> 0:06:05.799 So what would you do? She was wearing it sting 0:06:05.839 --> 0:06:11.040 underneath the clothing, right as right. Well, yes, So as 0:06:11.080 --> 0:06:14.159 soon as she got out one foot outside the gate 0:06:14.839 --> 0:06:18.920 out of our store, I had security waiting for her. Okay, 0:06:18.960 --> 0:06:21.240 and then what how did they approach her? They said, 0:06:21.240 --> 0:06:23.680 excuse me, we want to talk to you about shoplifting, 0:06:23.680 --> 0:06:25.000 and she said, I don't know what you're talking about. 0:06:25.640 --> 0:06:28.160 And the the what what they do is they take 0:06:28.200 --> 0:06:30.560 the security tags off and they put them on the 0:06:30.640 --> 0:06:33.160 thing they didn't take, like the bringing an extra pair 0:06:33.200 --> 0:06:35.520 of jeans and then put them up the leg and 0:06:35.520 --> 0:06:37.680 then it will put it in the pocket of jeans. 0:06:37.680 --> 0:06:40.440 So you go in there, you don't see the tag 0:06:40.480 --> 0:06:42.920 they took off. Yeah, Brodie and I grew up in 0:06:43.120 --> 0:06:45.320 My dad was a police officer. So we talked with 0:06:45.360 --> 0:06:48.839 the King's Plasma in Brooklyn and the Stan Alamo and Stana. 0:06:48.920 --> 0:06:50.919 Let me tell you well, I didn't work in retail 0:06:50.960 --> 0:06:53.479 in the but that was this thing that never made 0:06:53.480 --> 0:06:56.359 me get sim cops there forget about it. That was 0:06:56.400 --> 0:06:59.360 what I said. I never ever want to go into 0:06:59.400 --> 0:07:02.240 retail because I don't wish just upon anybody. You spend 0:07:02.240 --> 0:07:04.560 your whole life folding club the Double Yeah, I know, yeah, 0:07:04.680 --> 0:07:06.960 the Double lined. Uh you know what, you know what 0:07:07.040 --> 0:07:09.359 sucks and Anyone who's worked in retail, especially in clothing, 0:07:09.360 --> 0:07:11.680 will tell you this. When you go into a store. Now, 0:07:12.120 --> 0:07:15.240 if there's like one shirt, you might fold it. Or 0:07:15.240 --> 0:07:17.760 if I see like someone puts back the large in 0:07:17.800 --> 0:07:21.560 the smalls, I feel like I have to put the 0:07:21.320 --> 0:07:24.640 the large back with the largest, I'll move it. Or 0:07:24.680 --> 0:07:26.640 if I'm shopping and I go and I said, why 0:07:26.680 --> 0:07:28.560 is this small? And with the extra larges, I could 0:07:28.560 --> 0:07:30.440 be I could be lazy and leave it there, so 0:07:30.480 --> 0:07:32.200 the next guy who needs an extra large is like, 0:07:32.360 --> 0:07:34.960 why is this small here? Someone's got to take the initiative. 0:07:34.960 --> 0:07:37.280 I find myself doing that. You know. My cousin from 0:07:37.360 --> 0:07:40.640 fancy Westchester, the ones that married each other, not not 0:07:40.680 --> 0:07:43.520 those the next of kin from those Okay, they have 0:07:43.520 --> 0:07:47.520 have eleven fingers each so they can visit me. And 0:07:47.560 --> 0:07:49.560 we went to a local seven eleven and sheep said 0:07:49.560 --> 0:07:51.840 Bay Brooklyn And they were like, on the way up, 0:07:51.880 --> 0:07:56.520 what's the opposite of local local to me where I lived? 0:07:56.560 --> 0:07:58.560 You went to a seven eleven and she said back, yeah, 0:07:58.560 --> 0:08:01.360 and that's like saying a local rate of station right, Well, 0:08:01.920 --> 0:08:07.400 you know, point will take a right and she was 0:08:07.480 --> 0:08:11.520 she was like, oh look, how convenient um, I haven't 0:08:11.600 --> 0:08:14.120 measured my my height in a long time. They have 0:08:14.200 --> 0:08:18.320 complimentary rulers along the door frames. She thought that, you know, 0:08:18.360 --> 0:08:22.080 maybe you want to crime. Yes, did you know? Well, 0:08:22.200 --> 0:08:24.280 some people listening might not realize that if you live 0:08:24.280 --> 0:08:26.400 in if you live in a in a neighborhood that's 0:08:26.400 --> 0:08:29.160 well to do, you might not know that that that 0:08:29.240 --> 0:08:32.840 door frame that's measuring you, that's to get an accurate 0:08:32.920 --> 0:08:38.640 height of the perpetrator when the video. That's why little tip. 0:08:38.920 --> 0:08:43.240 If you're gonna rob something right, you should wear high heels, 0:08:43.280 --> 0:08:46.800 thick heels right, and wear shoes not giving crime point 0:08:46.840 --> 0:08:48.360 And no, no, I'm saying you should wear shoes on 0:08:48.440 --> 0:08:51.640 your size. So if you leave footprints, you can go, oh, 0:08:52.000 --> 0:08:53.679 I'm not a thirteen, I'm a twelve. If the shoot 0:08:53.679 --> 0:08:55.920 don't fit right, you must you must quit. You stepped 0:08:55.920 --> 0:08:58.200 in ship. So I'm just saying there are ways to 0:08:58.200 --> 0:09:00.640 get around that. But yes they do. Because I think 0:09:00.679 --> 0:09:03.320 about that, I'm like, oh uh, they would get me 0:09:03.400 --> 0:09:06.439 right away. I just love that. My rich relative thought, oh, well, 0:09:06.920 --> 0:09:09.360 that's kind of cool that that they have. It's convenient 0:09:09.360 --> 0:09:12.160 in a convenient store to have a rule a measurer 0:09:12.280 --> 0:09:13.680 for them and why would they put it at the 0:09:13.679 --> 0:09:16.000 front door frame. And I'm like, oh my god, you 0:09:16.040 --> 0:09:18.120 haven't lived well. I knew someone who thought that the 0:09:18.160 --> 0:09:21.120 bulletproof glass at the white castles near us was so 0:09:21.160 --> 0:09:23.520 that you couldn't yell at the employees and so that 0:09:23.840 --> 0:09:26.800 you couldn't hear them talking. That was like the soundproof 0:09:26.880 --> 0:09:29.319 the kitchen. No, so they don't get shot and held up. 0:09:30.200 --> 0:09:31.880 Like you know, you're in a good neighborhood. If you 0:09:31.920 --> 0:09:34.000 go to a white castle, doesn't a bulletproof glass. I 0:09:34.040 --> 0:09:39.840 will say one thing. I went into a liquor store once, no, no, no, 0:09:39.920 --> 0:09:42.400 in a bad neighborhood, and when I went in, I 0:09:42.440 --> 0:09:47.800 could not believe it. The entire store was walled off, 0:09:48.280 --> 0:09:52.439 walled off in glass, bulletproof glass, so you couldn't you 0:09:52.440 --> 0:09:55.240 didn't even have access to the shelves of liquor. You 0:09:55.320 --> 0:09:58.240 just walk straight in and you could look to the left, 0:09:58.280 --> 0:09:59.520 and you look to the right, and you can go 0:09:59.640 --> 0:10:04.040 straight and on all three sides around you is bulletproof 0:10:04.040 --> 0:10:08.280 glass floor to ceiling. And the guy with the cashier 0:10:08.520 --> 0:10:12.880 was behind a a bulletproof glass as well, with the slot. 0:10:13.520 --> 0:10:15.880 Put the money in the slot, the money in the drawer, 0:10:17.000 --> 0:10:19.360 and I'm like, so when you want, you couldn't even 0:10:19.400 --> 0:10:21.320 like hold the bottle of liquor in your hand. It's 0:10:21.360 --> 0:10:23.040 like the way the razors are, and like when you 0:10:23.120 --> 0:10:25.200 go into some stores where they want to buy the refills, 0:10:25.280 --> 0:10:26.960 the razor the one you can do. You could see 0:10:27.000 --> 0:10:29.520 it's clear, so you could see the shelves and you 0:10:29.520 --> 0:10:32.760 could see your liquor on all sides of you, but 0:10:32.920 --> 0:10:34.959 you can't pick them up off the shelf or feel 0:10:35.000 --> 0:10:37.960 the bottles or run out and steal them. Really, so 0:10:38.000 --> 0:10:40.520 I've never I couldn't believe it. And I'm like, all right, 0:10:40.920 --> 0:10:43.720 well maybe I've been living a sheltered life myself. Well, 0:10:43.960 --> 0:10:46.360 you have to know where you are because it's you know, crying, 0:10:46.440 --> 0:10:48.400 like like if you go to a liquor store like that, 0:10:48.520 --> 0:10:50.520 chances are there's gonna be a flat fixing place and 0:10:52.480 --> 0:10:54.160 cash for gold in a check cashing place, and then 0:10:54.240 --> 0:10:57.920 maybe a bail bondsman. Bail bonds those are the people 0:10:57.960 --> 0:10:59.880 that they bail you right out of jail, right on 0:10:59.880 --> 0:11:01.920 the spots. That's when your family would go to get 0:11:01.960 --> 0:11:04.640 money to bail you out, So usually next to a courthouse. 0:11:05.320 --> 0:11:10.960 Uhh yeah, that's pretty crazy. Anyway, this is a weekly 0:11:11.000 --> 0:11:14.200 reminder to remind you because I wrote it down on 0:11:14.200 --> 0:11:16.440 my piece of vote vote for us. 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But look at the ones 0:12:53.800 --> 0:12:56.079 we tweet. Just copy and paste. Now listen, you go 0:12:56.240 --> 0:13:00.040 once to day. This year, the youth of America of 0:13:00.240 --> 0:13:05.000 terms voted more than they ever have before as long 0:13:05.040 --> 0:13:10.440 as they've been tracking. Uh, college students and millennials. Biggest 0:13:10.559 --> 0:13:13.880 turnout for any midterm election, hold on, it was still 0:13:14.440 --> 0:13:18.559 approximately of the available audience. That's not good for us. 0:13:18.600 --> 0:13:21.120 We need all of you to vote, everybody, please, Hey, 0:13:21.160 --> 0:13:22.960 you don't have to register. You don't need photo I 0:13:23.040 --> 0:13:26.120 D and when you need a signature, you vote from 0:13:26.160 --> 0:13:29.400 your your Google accounts or whatever you're you. You get 0:13:29.440 --> 0:13:31.160 five voted day. Here's what we need you to do. 0:13:31.200 --> 0:13:32.760 If you follow the news, you'll get the joke. Don't 0:13:32.760 --> 0:13:36.280 tweet me, Go and vote. Go to your car, put 0:13:36.280 --> 0:13:38.679 on a hat, change your shirt, go back and vote again. 0:13:39.080 --> 0:13:42.440 Vote for the Brooklyn Boys. I heart podcast dot com. 0:13:42.679 --> 0:13:45.319 I heart Podcast Awards dot com. I'm voting twenty eight 0:13:45.320 --> 0:13:51.280 times a day, twenty nine times. So we got a 0:13:51.320 --> 0:13:56.240 snowflake alert coming up. It's a storm which now I'm 0:13:56.280 --> 0:14:01.440 not wrapped up. I can't I can't wait. Uh, you 0:14:01.600 --> 0:14:05.199 texted me last night. I want to read. Listen. I'm 0:14:05.280 --> 0:14:07.520 usually the calm one in this room, well the two 0:14:07.600 --> 0:14:09.719 of us. You're the calm r. Yes, so I want 0:14:09.720 --> 0:14:12.440 to read to you guys. What's scary? Texted me. Scary 0:14:12.480 --> 0:14:17.199 as a tendency to comment on something before he tells 0:14:17.240 --> 0:14:20.160 me what he's commenting about. Like today he says, can 0:14:20.240 --> 0:14:22.320 you believe that email? I have no clue what he's 0:14:22.320 --> 0:14:25.360 talking about. So yesterday he uh, he texted me and says, 0:14:26.640 --> 0:14:33.520 um oh pot On The Elvis Durant Show Instagram podcast. 0:14:33.560 --> 0:14:36.680 He writes in a separate text message podcast, I'm like, well, 0:14:36.720 --> 0:14:39.960 what happened? He writes, fuck you snowflake. Sorry. I go, 0:14:40.360 --> 0:14:43.560 I don't know what you're talking about to teaser, and 0:14:43.560 --> 0:14:45.560 that's to lure you in. Yeah. But then so then 0:14:45.560 --> 0:14:48.080 I go, I don't know what you're talking about. So 0:14:48.120 --> 0:14:50.720 then he sends me a screenshot. But oh, I got 0:14:50.760 --> 0:14:53.680 so upset. Oh yes, you did well well anyway, yesterday 0:14:53.520 --> 0:14:59.080 a chicken chain jolly b Y. You don't have to 0:14:59.120 --> 0:15:09.960 make s Yes, I am a spokesperson for this chicken change, 0:15:10.000 --> 0:15:11.360 which is gonna call it a chicken change from here, 0:15:12.560 --> 0:15:15.680 would be honest, because they're not my sponsor. They were 0:15:16.120 --> 0:15:19.640 that the chicken was excellent, the rice and the gravy, 0:15:20.040 --> 0:15:24.520 the worldly they're there. They were born in the Philippines. 0:15:24.600 --> 0:15:28.000 That this chicken company, and they name is jolly Be 0:15:29.400 --> 0:15:35.000 locations around. Dude, you're doing a commercial performing stop it 0:15:35.280 --> 0:15:42.840 in the Philippine. So they dropped off chicken for the 0:15:42.840 --> 0:15:44.960 staff and we all ate, and then we posted it 0:15:44.960 --> 0:15:47.520 on the Elvis da Ran Show Instagram. Follow along if 0:15:47.520 --> 0:15:49.240 you will, because the post is still up there. It's 0:15:49.240 --> 0:15:51.080 from yesterday Elvis da Ran Show and it was a 0:15:51.120 --> 0:15:52.880 pictures of all the chicken and everything. I don't know 0:15:52.880 --> 0:15:55.080 if the original post is still at all the comments 0:15:55.120 --> 0:15:56.960 and oh no, the comments are there all right. I 0:15:56.960 --> 0:16:00.120 don't think they redid it. Uh, and somebody deleted for 0:16:00.200 --> 0:16:02.240 us today, But the comments that I didn't delete it. 0:16:02.320 --> 0:16:05.200 I will say some of you guys who are fans 0:16:05.200 --> 0:16:09.440 of our show were very supportive. However, if you guys 0:16:09.520 --> 0:16:12.200 use profanity and get like abusive towards the person we're 0:16:12.200 --> 0:16:14.120 talking to, don't do that. You want to tell them 0:16:14.120 --> 0:16:17.120 they're wrong when you start using profanity and whatever. But 0:16:17.160 --> 0:16:20.120 I understand why people got upset. The worst part is 0:16:20.400 --> 0:16:22.920 you know that when people go, hey, I was just saying, right, 0:16:23.120 --> 0:16:25.200 it's like, hey, scary, your mother is a whore. Then 0:16:25.240 --> 0:16:26.560 you you get mad at me and I go, no, 0:16:26.560 --> 0:16:28.480 no, no no, no, I was just saying your mother is 0:16:28.520 --> 0:16:30.640 a whore. I wasn't saying like an insult. Right. People 0:16:30.680 --> 0:16:33.160 do that, They go, I'm just giving my opinion. I'm 0:16:33.200 --> 0:16:35.880 just yeah, okay, you know, freedom of speech again, I 0:16:35.920 --> 0:16:38.760 will tell you freedom of speech does not mean freedom 0:16:38.760 --> 0:16:42.360 of retribution. Right, you won't go to jail. It's freedom 0:16:42.440 --> 0:16:46.320 from prosecution, but not freedom of persecut Luckily I screenshot 0:16:46.400 --> 0:16:50.960 at the tweets, so I pretty so somebody wrote, we 0:16:51.000 --> 0:16:53.040 put up a picture of a lot of chicken that place. 0:16:53.240 --> 0:16:55.480 We listen, you guys know like six people. Some of 0:16:55.520 --> 0:16:57.880 you think there's like six seven people in the morning show. 0:16:58.040 --> 0:17:00.720 There's actually fifteen. There's a lot of people beyond that. 0:17:00.800 --> 0:17:02.320 We have a staff of people that work behind the 0:17:02.360 --> 0:17:04.720 morning show any given and any given day we have 0:17:04.800 --> 0:17:07.879 four or five to six interns, and so when we say, oh, 0:17:07.920 --> 0:17:10.000 you're bringing up food, we tell them there's twenty five 0:17:10.040 --> 0:17:12.639 people here, right, and they send up to back end 0:17:12.680 --> 0:17:17.000 staff that we never even talk about. So the way 0:17:17.000 --> 0:17:18.520 the back end staff needs to start working on my 0:17:18.560 --> 0:17:21.320 back end. Okay, well well they can. You know what, 0:17:21.640 --> 0:17:23.399 let me tell you this girl has a problem in 0:17:23.400 --> 0:17:25.440 her back end. And so this is one of those 0:17:25.440 --> 0:17:29.240 people who's like, there's problems in the world, real problems, 0:17:29.520 --> 0:17:31.359 but I'm gonna focus on this and make it my 0:17:31.440 --> 0:17:33.440 Crusade's gonna be a you know, you know what s 0:17:33.520 --> 0:17:36.560 JW is social justice warrior? Right? Is that what this 0:17:36.560 --> 0:17:39.680 person is? That's what That's what Amy dot not not 0:17:39.880 --> 0:17:47.159 just three? Why not? Because she writes under the picture 0:17:47.160 --> 0:17:52.160 of the chicken again. Companies give disgusting amounts of food 0:17:52.240 --> 0:17:55.399 to people who can very easily afford their own, and 0:17:55.440 --> 0:17:59.399 then some try something different. Have one of your guys 0:17:59.480 --> 0:18:02.480 bring it to a shelter or soup kitchen, put that 0:18:02.560 --> 0:18:05.879 on the air, and that to me is better advertising, 0:18:06.400 --> 0:18:09.440 to which I said, Hey, Amy, so and so. As 0:18:09.440 --> 0:18:11.720 a company and radio show, we don't eate tens of 0:18:11.760 --> 0:18:14.719 thousands of dollars per year to charities and organizations. By 0:18:14.760 --> 0:18:17.800 the way, Elvis confirmed the numbers. Two hundred and fifty 0:18:17.880 --> 0:18:21.600 thousand dollars we donated last year. That's from Elvis, that's 0:18:21.640 --> 0:18:25.440 on the show. From the show. Companies drop off food 0:18:25.560 --> 0:18:28.640 so we can be authentic when describing their products on air. 0:18:29.160 --> 0:18:32.479 After all, they are spending money to advertise and we 0:18:32.560 --> 0:18:35.280 need to deliver an accurate message as far as the 0:18:35.280 --> 0:18:38.160 amount we receive goes. We have a large staff, many 0:18:38.200 --> 0:18:40.600 more employees behind the scenes than you hear on air. 0:18:40.920 --> 0:18:43.920 Let us eat chicken and see rope back will chow 0:18:44.000 --> 0:18:46.359 down on that chicken. And then Brody comes in with 0:18:46.400 --> 0:18:48.000 you glad to read what I wrote don't have in 0:18:48.080 --> 0:18:50.200 front of I don't have it. I got it been 0:18:50.200 --> 0:18:52.680 deleted it I mean I don't know if I screen 0:18:52.720 --> 0:18:55.640 shot at what you wrote, but basically what I said backwards, 0:18:55.680 --> 0:18:58.200 I screenshot of that and sent to you. We have 0:18:58.560 --> 0:19:01.840 what I said first. He was, if you're so basically, 0:19:01.840 --> 0:19:04.119 if you're so concerned about people that they're in need, 0:19:04.320 --> 0:19:06.680 sell your phone and donate the money to charity like 0:19:06.760 --> 0:19:09.560 you lead by example, What are you doing for your 0:19:09.600 --> 0:19:12.040 community before you're telling us what we're doing? Right? Because 0:19:12.080 --> 0:19:15.120 I donate my time and clothing and food. I do 0:19:15.200 --> 0:19:17.119 my part, right, you don't know what I do. We 0:19:17.160 --> 0:19:18.760 all we all don'ate. We all do our good deeds. 0:19:19.080 --> 0:19:21.080 I said, So sell your phone first of all, right, 0:19:21.080 --> 0:19:23.760 because someone could use that money more than you, I said. 0:19:23.800 --> 0:19:26.439 Second of all, it's no different than NBA players. If 0:19:26.520 --> 0:19:29.239 Lebron James has a contract with Nike, they're gonna give 0:19:29.280 --> 0:19:31.720 him free clothing so he can wear it. And he 0:19:31.720 --> 0:19:33.760 could say, look, I got these new sneakers. Can he 0:19:33.800 --> 0:19:36.200 afford it? Sure he can. But that's how it works. 0:19:36.840 --> 0:19:39.240 You give people things so they can endorse your product. 0:19:39.320 --> 0:19:41.399 Because what you don't want is us to come on 0:19:41.440 --> 0:19:43.879 the air and say, oh my god, I love that 0:19:44.000 --> 0:19:46.199 was burritos and then we never had them. Then you 0:19:46.200 --> 0:19:48.000 eat them like they suck. Why would you say they? 0:19:48.040 --> 0:19:50.200 Keep in mind the company paid money for us to 0:19:50.240 --> 0:19:53.000 talk about them, because they're advertising. That's what advertisings do. 0:19:53.080 --> 0:19:54.600 Just know, if Scary and I say, we love the 0:19:54.680 --> 0:20:01.560 pizza we had, you know, we sucking pizza, like you know, 0:20:01.760 --> 0:20:03.960 we had Feltman's hot dogs and we were gonna talk 0:20:03.960 --> 0:20:08.399 about Monday. Yeah yeah, so you know, there you go. 0:20:08.760 --> 0:20:10.920