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Speaker 1: Start up that up Brooklyn by Star Up Brooklyn buy
Speaker 1: Data they make it Noise Data. Episode sixty two. It's
Speaker 1: the Brooklyn Boys podcast Jingles kind of bossy that you know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: here it really is. You know, I've been obsessed with
Speaker 1: this Citizen app. You know what was the Citizen apps? Brody,
Speaker 1: You're obsess the place to get obsessed. Okay, another another one,
Speaker 1: another incident just happened. First of all, if you don't
Speaker 1: know if the Citizen app is, it's now being rolled
Speaker 1: out nationwide. It might or might not be in an
Speaker 1: uh in your area. But uh, just now Brody coming
Speaker 1: through on the Citizen app, because it tells you about
Speaker 1: all the crime in your immediate area. Chase Bank being
Speaker 1: robbed at West fourth Street. Uh tis the season. I
Speaker 1: actually went on Twitter yesterday and around where I live,
Speaker 1: the Newports Center mall Um holiday shoplifting season has begun. Um.
Speaker 1: I got these two screenshots I put up here, Brodie,
Speaker 1: and I can't believe that now more than ever, this
Speaker 1: is things are going on like teens stole items from
Speaker 1: kiosk Okay. That's saying the suspicious teens, one of them
Speaker 1: is in custody. And then a man stole perfume from J. C. Penny.
Speaker 1: Can you believe that a couple of hours earlier? You
Speaker 1: guys know, I no scary knows. I used to work
Speaker 1: in retail at a at a couple of different malls.
Speaker 1: Some were known for occasional theft and some were known
Speaker 1: for a lot of theft. Petty theft has been going on.
Speaker 1: All this stuff's been going on, and I and I
Speaker 1: know a lot of the ways to steal because I've
Speaker 1: seen it and I've caught people. And I was trained
Speaker 1: to spot and at least have code words like to
Speaker 1: say like, oh, keep it on that person. You'd say
Speaker 1: like there's gum on the floor in a certain sections
Speaker 1: with those light bulb out that was your way of saying, like,
Speaker 1: there's someone over there who's suspicious. And there was a
Speaker 1: lot of theft, and we would I would catch people um,
Speaker 1: but it was hard. Some we caught one woman. She
Speaker 1: had a shopping bag. It wasn't even an anti theft
Speaker 1: stopping bag. She went over to a table we had
Speaker 1: I don't know. The table was like, uh, eight by six,
Speaker 1: and it was piles of sweaters and you know holidays,
Speaker 1: it's a heavy clothing. And she took her arm and
Speaker 1: she and she wiped it like a windshield wiper and
Speaker 1: wiped everything into her her and her friends giant shopping
Speaker 1: bags and tried to get away with like hundreds of
Speaker 1: sweaters like run. Do you think that these these types
Speaker 1: of crimes are running rampant more now or we're just
Speaker 1: more aware of them because of because there's always been
Speaker 1: dirt bags who steal, but we we I do think
Speaker 1: that we're now. By the way, if you're someone who
Speaker 1: steals and I just called you a dirt bag, I'm
Speaker 1: not I'm not sorry I offended you. You're like, hey,
Speaker 1: I steal, you offended me? Sorry? Yeah, Well, anyway, I
Speaker 1: do think that because we have these apps in social media,
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure that's what That's why we know more
Speaker 1: about the world is getting worse. Smartphone just more smart
Speaker 1: because you had a smartphone. Back in the day when
Speaker 1: I was working in retail, you could film people, right,
Speaker 1: So this one woman, we we knew she was a crook.
Speaker 1: She would come in all the time and you had
Speaker 1: to keep an eye on her. So she we had
Speaker 1: four fitting rooms, but one of them, the hinge, was
Speaker 1: a little off from the side. So if you stood
Speaker 1: at a certain angle. You could see into the fitting room.
Speaker 1: It was like it wasn't hold on, it wasn't a
Speaker 1: fitting room as much as it was like the door
Speaker 1: opens and you go in. Like it wasn't a rule,
Speaker 1: was it the woe with the slats in it? No? No,
Speaker 1: the Macy's awful slats. No. No, this was just like
Speaker 1: the kind of like you could see the feet and
Speaker 1: you could right, you could see the feet, right, But
Speaker 1: that was it with the door all went up to
Speaker 1: the ceiling. So it's like a little like a phone
Speaker 1: booth kind of thing, if you know what. At this
Speaker 1: point in life. So she went into that one. We
Speaker 1: had one of the female associates look kind of in
Speaker 1: that crack and you could see her pulling the tag off,
Speaker 1: the censor tag because she had a censor gun. She
Speaker 1: bought her own on wherever she bought it. This was
Speaker 1: before eBay, so it's not illegal. If the crack is
Speaker 1: there and you happen to walk by and peek into,
Speaker 1: well you can't say we saw you do it. But
Speaker 1: now when she came out, you can't accuse anyone, right,
Speaker 1: So what would you do? She was wearing it sting
Speaker 1: underneath the clothing, right as right. Well, yes, So as
Speaker 1: soon as she got out one foot outside the gate
Speaker 1: out of our store, I had security waiting for her. Okay,
Speaker 1: and then what how did they approach her? They said,
Speaker 1: excuse me, we want to talk to you about shoplifting,
Speaker 1: and she said, I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 1: And the the what what they do is they take
Speaker 1: the security tags off and they put them on the
Speaker 1: thing they didn't take, like the bringing an extra pair
Speaker 1: of jeans and then put them up the leg and
Speaker 1: then it will put it in the pocket of jeans.
Speaker 1: So you go in there, you don't see the tag
Speaker 1: they took off. Yeah, Brodie and I grew up in
Speaker 1: My dad was a police officer. So we talked with
Speaker 1: the King's Plasma in Brooklyn and the Stan Alamo and Stana.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you well, I didn't work in retail
Speaker 1: in the but that was this thing that never made
Speaker 1: me get sim cops there forget about it. That was
Speaker 1: what I said. I never ever want to go into
Speaker 1: retail because I don't wish just upon anybody. You spend
Speaker 1: your whole life folding club the Double Yeah, I know, yeah,
Speaker 1: the Double lined. Uh you know what, you know what
Speaker 1: sucks and Anyone who's worked in retail, especially in clothing,
Speaker 1: will tell you this. When you go into a store. Now,
Speaker 1: if there's like one shirt, you might fold it. Or
Speaker 1: if I see like someone puts back the large in
Speaker 1: the smalls, I feel like I have to put the
Speaker 1: the large back with the largest, I'll move it. Or
Speaker 1: if I'm shopping and I go and I said, why
Speaker 1: is this small? And with the extra larges, I could
Speaker 1: be I could be lazy and leave it there, so
Speaker 1: the next guy who needs an extra large is like,
Speaker 1: why is this small here? Someone's got to take the initiative.
Speaker 1: I find myself doing that. You know. My cousin from
Speaker 1: fancy Westchester, the ones that married each other, not not
Speaker 1: those the next of kin from those Okay, they have
Speaker 1: have eleven fingers each so they can visit me. And
Speaker 1: we went to a local seven eleven and sheep said
Speaker 1: Bay Brooklyn And they were like, on the way up,
Speaker 1: what's the opposite of local local to me where I lived?
Speaker 1: You went to a seven eleven and she said back, yeah,
Speaker 1: and that's like saying a local rate of station right, Well,
Speaker 1: you know, point will take a right and she was
Speaker 1: she was like, oh look, how convenient um, I haven't
Speaker 1: measured my my height in a long time. They have
Speaker 1: complimentary rulers along the door frames. She thought that, you know,
Speaker 1: maybe you want to crime. Yes, did you know? Well,
Speaker 1: some people listening might not realize that if you live
Speaker 1: in if you live in a in a neighborhood that's
Speaker 1: well to do, you might not know that that that
Speaker 1: door frame that's measuring you, that's to get an accurate
Speaker 1: height of the perpetrator when the video. That's why little tip.
Speaker 1: If you're gonna rob something right, you should wear high heels,
Speaker 1: thick heels right, and wear shoes not giving crime point
Speaker 1: And no, no, I'm saying you should wear shoes on
Speaker 1: your size. So if you leave footprints, you can go, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm not a thirteen, I'm a twelve. If the shoot
Speaker 1: don't fit right, you must you must quit. You stepped
Speaker 1: in ship. So I'm just saying there are ways to
Speaker 1: get around that. But yes they do. Because I think
Speaker 1: about that, I'm like, oh uh, they would get me
Speaker 1: right away. I just love that. My rich relative thought, oh, well,
Speaker 1: that's kind of cool that that they have. It's convenient
Speaker 1: in a convenient store to have a rule a measurer
Speaker 1: for them and why would they put it at the
Speaker 1: front door frame. And I'm like, oh my god, you
Speaker 1: haven't lived well. I knew someone who thought that the
Speaker 1: bulletproof glass at the white castles near us was so
Speaker 1: that you couldn't yell at the employees and so that
Speaker 1: you couldn't hear them talking. That was like the soundproof
Speaker 1: the kitchen. No, so they don't get shot and held up.
Speaker 1: Like you know, you're in a good neighborhood. If you
Speaker 1: go to a white castle, doesn't a bulletproof glass. I
Speaker 1: will say one thing. I went into a liquor store once, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: in a bad neighborhood, and when I went in, I
Speaker 1: could not believe it. The entire store was walled off,
Speaker 1: walled off in glass, bulletproof glass, so you couldn't you
Speaker 1: didn't even have access to the shelves of liquor. You
Speaker 1: just walk straight in and you could look to the left,
Speaker 1: and you look to the right, and you can go
Speaker 1: straight and on all three sides around you is bulletproof
Speaker 1: glass floor to ceiling. And the guy with the cashier
Speaker 1: was behind a a bulletproof glass as well, with the slot.
Speaker 1: Put the money in the slot, the money in the drawer,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, so when you want, you couldn't even
Speaker 1: like hold the bottle of liquor in your hand. It's
Speaker 1: like the way the razors are, and like when you
Speaker 1: go into some stores where they want to buy the refills,
Speaker 1: the razor the one you can do. You could see
Speaker 1: it's clear, so you could see the shelves and you
Speaker 1: could see your liquor on all sides of you, but
Speaker 1: you can't pick them up off the shelf or feel
Speaker 1: the bottles or run out and steal them. Really, so
Speaker 1: I've never I couldn't believe it. And I'm like, all right,
Speaker 1: well maybe I've been living a sheltered life myself. Well,
Speaker 1: you have to know where you are because it's you know, crying,
Speaker 1: like like if you go to a liquor store like that,
Speaker 1: chances are there's gonna be a flat fixing place and
Speaker 1: cash for gold in a check cashing place, and then
Speaker 1: maybe a bail bondsman. Bail bonds those are the people
Speaker 1: that they bail you right out of jail, right on
Speaker 1: the spots. That's when your family would go to get
Speaker 1: money to bail you out, So usually next to a courthouse.
Speaker 1: Uhh yeah, that's pretty crazy. Anyway, this is a weekly
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Speaker 1: snowflake alert coming up. It's a storm which now I'm
Speaker 1: not wrapped up. I can't I can't wait. Uh, you
Speaker 1: texted me last night. I want to read. Listen. I'm
Speaker 1: usually the calm one in this room, well the two
Speaker 1: of us. You're the calm r. Yes, so I want
Speaker 1: to read to you guys. What's scary? Texted me. Scary
Speaker 1: as a tendency to comment on something before he tells
Speaker 1: me what he's commenting about. Like today he says, can
Speaker 1: you believe that email? I have no clue what he's
Speaker 1: talking about. So yesterday he uh, he texted me and says,
Speaker 1: um oh pot On The Elvis Durant Show Instagram podcast.
Speaker 1: He writes in a separate text message podcast, I'm like, well,
Speaker 1: what happened? He writes, fuck you snowflake. Sorry. I go,
Speaker 1: I don't know what you're talking about to teaser, and
Speaker 1: that's to lure you in. Yeah. But then so then
Speaker 1: I go, I don't know what you're talking about. So
Speaker 1: then he sends me a screenshot. But oh, I got
Speaker 1: so upset. Oh yes, you did well well anyway, yesterday
Speaker 1: a chicken chain jolly b Y. You don't have to
Speaker 1: make s Yes, I am a spokesperson for this chicken change,
Speaker 1: which is gonna call it a chicken change from here,
Speaker 1: would be honest, because they're not my sponsor. They were
Speaker 1: that the chicken was excellent, the rice and the gravy,
Speaker 1: the worldly they're there. They were born in the Philippines.
Speaker 1: That this chicken company, and they name is jolly Be
Speaker 1: locations around. Dude, you're doing a commercial performing stop it
Speaker 1: in the Philippine. So they dropped off chicken for the
Speaker 1: staff and we all ate, and then we posted it
Speaker 1: on the Elvis da Ran Show Instagram. Follow along if
Speaker 1: you will, because the post is still up there. It's
Speaker 1: from yesterday Elvis da Ran Show and it was a
Speaker 1: pictures of all the chicken and everything. I don't know
Speaker 1: if the original post is still at all the comments
Speaker 1: and oh no, the comments are there all right. I
Speaker 1: don't think they redid it. Uh, and somebody deleted for
Speaker 1: us today, But the comments that I didn't delete it.
Speaker 1: I will say some of you guys who are fans
Speaker 1: of our show were very supportive. However, if you guys
Speaker 1: use profanity and get like abusive towards the person we're
Speaker 1: talking to, don't do that. You want to tell them
Speaker 1: they're wrong when you start using profanity and whatever. But
Speaker 1: I understand why people got upset. The worst part is
Speaker 1: you know that when people go, hey, I was just saying, right,
Speaker 1: it's like, hey, scary, your mother is a whore. Then
Speaker 1: you you get mad at me and I go, no,
Speaker 1: no, no no, no, I was just saying your mother is
Speaker 1: a whore. I wasn't saying like an insult. Right. People
Speaker 1: do that, They go, I'm just giving my opinion. I'm
Speaker 1: just yeah, okay, you know, freedom of speech again, I
Speaker 1: will tell you freedom of speech does not mean freedom
Speaker 1: of retribution. Right, you won't go to jail. It's freedom
Speaker 1: from prosecution, but not freedom of persecut Luckily I screenshot
Speaker 1: at the tweets, so I pretty so somebody wrote, we
Speaker 1: put up a picture of a lot of chicken that place.
Speaker 1: We listen, you guys know like six people. Some of
Speaker 1: you think there's like six seven people in the morning show.
Speaker 1: There's actually fifteen. There's a lot of people beyond that.
Speaker 1: We have a staff of people that work behind the
Speaker 1: morning show any given and any given day we have
Speaker 1: four or five to six interns, and so when we say, oh,
Speaker 1: you're bringing up food, we tell them there's twenty five
Speaker 1: people here, right, and they send up to back end
Speaker 1: staff that we never even talk about. So the way
Speaker 1: the back end staff needs to start working on my
Speaker 1: back end. Okay, well well they can. You know what,
Speaker 1: let me tell you this girl has a problem in
Speaker 1: her back end. And so this is one of those
Speaker 1: people who's like, there's problems in the world, real problems,
Speaker 1: but I'm gonna focus on this and make it my
Speaker 1: Crusade's gonna be a you know, you know what s
Speaker 1: JW is social justice warrior? Right? Is that what this
Speaker 1: person is? That's what That's what Amy dot not not
Speaker 1: just three? Why not? Because she writes under the picture
Speaker 1: of the chicken again. Companies give disgusting amounts of food
Speaker 1: to people who can very easily afford their own, and
Speaker 1: then some try something different. Have one of your guys
Speaker 1: bring it to a shelter or soup kitchen, put that
Speaker 1: on the air, and that to me is better advertising,
Speaker 1: to which I said, Hey, Amy, so and so. As
Speaker 1: a company and radio show, we don't eate tens of
Speaker 1: thousands of dollars per year to charities and organizations. By
Speaker 1: the way, Elvis confirmed the numbers. Two hundred and fifty
Speaker 1: thousand dollars we donated last year. That's from Elvis, that's
Speaker 1: on the show. From the show. Companies drop off food
Speaker 1: so we can be authentic when describing their products on air.
Speaker 1: After all, they are spending money to advertise and we
Speaker 1: need to deliver an accurate message as far as the
Speaker 1: amount we receive goes. We have a large staff, many
Speaker 1: more employees behind the scenes than you hear on air.
Speaker 1: Let us eat chicken and see rope back will chow
Speaker 1: down on that chicken. And then Brody comes in with
Speaker 1: you glad to read what I wrote don't have in
Speaker 1: front of I don't have it. I got it been
Speaker 1: deleted it I mean I don't know if I screen
Speaker 1: shot at what you wrote, but basically what I said backwards,
Speaker 1: I screenshot of that and sent to you. We have
Speaker 1: what I said first. He was, if you're so basically,
Speaker 1: if you're so concerned about people that they're in need,
Speaker 1: sell your phone and donate the money to charity like
Speaker 1: you lead by example, What are you doing for your
Speaker 1: community before you're telling us what we're doing? Right? Because
Speaker 1: I donate my time and clothing and food. I do
Speaker 1: my part, right, you don't know what I do. We
Speaker 1: all we all don'ate. We all do our good deeds.
Speaker 1: I said, So sell your phone first of all, right,
Speaker 1: because someone could use that money more than you, I said.
Speaker 1: Second of all, it's no different than NBA players. If
Speaker 1: Lebron James has a contract with Nike, they're gonna give
Speaker 1: him free clothing so he can wear it. And he
Speaker 1: could say, look, I got these new sneakers. Can he
Speaker 1: afford it? Sure he can. But that's how it works.
Speaker 1: You give people things so they can endorse your product.
Speaker 1: Because what you don't want is us to come on
Speaker 1: the air and say, oh my god, I love that
Speaker 1: was burritos and then we never had them. Then you
Speaker 1: eat them like they suck. Why would you say they?
Speaker 1: Keep in mind the company paid money for us to
Speaker 1: talk about them, because they're advertising. That's what advertisings do.
Speaker 1: Just know, if Scary and I say, we love the
Speaker 1: pizza we had, you know, we sucking pizza, like you know,
Speaker 1: we had Feltman's hot dogs and we were gonna talk
Speaker 1: about Monday. Yeah yeah, so you know, there you go.
Speaker 1: But because we had to try and talk about the
Speaker 1: product that way, So don't get up in my grill.
Speaker 1: It gets me so angry. I'm so pissed. And now Brodie,
Speaker 1: I got I got you got one because okay, because
Speaker 1: we ran a phone tap today from Danyelle, let me
Speaker 1: give you another one. This is from Elvis. Okay, so
Speaker 1: we ran a phone tap today called a funeral home.
Speaker 1: She pretended like her husband died and she wanted to
Speaker 1: take his penis and and put preserve it, cut it,
Speaker 1: cut it in formalde hyde, cut it and put it
Speaker 1: in formaldehyde in a jar or something like that before
Speaker 1: he gets buried. So she was messing around at a
Speaker 1: funeral home. Of course, it was very funny. She was
Speaker 1: pretending she was. It was hilarious. She made her case anyway,
Speaker 1: the show ends, and Elvis writes this to meet the jingle,
Speaker 1: read here's another one. I am listening to a phone
Speaker 1: tack right now where Danielle is calling a funeral home
Speaker 1: and pretending to be a widow. As a widow, this
Speaker 1: is definitely not appropriate to make this a funny issue,
Speaker 1: to call a funeral home and pretend to be making
Speaker 1: arrangements for a loved one. And I just wrote, I
Speaker 1: can't with these corn flakes. I call them core frosted flakes.
Speaker 1: I don't. I'm stick of calling them snow flakes because
Speaker 1: I don't know what you gonna stay? You know, stop it?
Speaker 1: Where does the fucking madness end? It's like I always
Speaker 1: use this analogy. It's like if Elvis says around of applause,
Speaker 1: somebody's gonna text in and going, that's not funny. My
Speaker 1: dad has no hands while you're talking about clapping like
Speaker 1: there's there's there's just always somebody who's gonna be upset
Speaker 1: for something. Oh, standing ovation, I have no legs while
Speaker 1: you talking about standing you you can't win. Nobody says
Speaker 1: anything on this on arm Elvis Draight Morning Show to
Speaker 1: deliberately be hurtful or offensive. No one ever, and if
Speaker 1: we're doing a phone tap, it's like, oh, I did
Speaker 1: a phone tap about adopting child. Right, I didn't, But
Speaker 1: if someone does, well, I adopt the Child's terrible. And
Speaker 1: it's not like it's not like Danielle was calling to
Speaker 1: make fun of somebody who lost their husband. She was
Speaker 1: pretending that she lost She was making a fake scenario up.
Speaker 1: But you can't be offended. You can't be offended because
Speaker 1: of a scenario that's similar to the one you're going through.
Speaker 1: And okay, and did this woman ask for her husband's
Speaker 1: penis so she could keep it? No, she didn't, saying
Speaker 1: Oh it's it hits close to home because I have
Speaker 1: my husband's penis. And now you're making it like it's
Speaker 1: a funny thing. No, no one's joking about losing a
Speaker 1: loved one. It's a terrible thing. But we're making a situation.
Speaker 1: Ludacris Luda. Okay, do you go to movies and if
Speaker 1: the movie is about someone's fiance dying, you, oh, it's
Speaker 1: offensive at some point. So I got a snowflag. You
Speaker 1: have the jingle already. I got the jingle. You guys,
Speaker 1: you all know Joe Gatto from a Practical Jokers. He's
Speaker 1: a good friend of ours. Love him to death. He's
Speaker 1: one of these guys. He's just he's a good guy.
Speaker 1: Like he's a nice guy. But he's still that same
Speaker 1: nice kid from Staten Island that we've known for almost
Speaker 1: twenty years now. And he's a good father. I know that.
Speaker 1: It's like people go, he's a good dat. No, he
Speaker 1: really is. He rescues animals, he does. He goes out
Speaker 1: of his way to do work to encourage people to adopt,
Speaker 1: rescue animals and to and to help. You know, he's
Speaker 1: just a good guy. So he tweeted from the True
Speaker 1: TV Jokers at True TV Jokers, Uh, it's National donut Day,
Speaker 1: so go get yourself a donut. How you choose to
Speaker 1: eat it is up to you. And as a picture
Speaker 1: him showing his flatty gut, now that's sort of one
Speaker 1: of his sticks. He shows his God, he rolls it.
Speaker 1: He's from He's somebody who says, you know what, I
Speaker 1: don't care if I'm not perfectly built, I have I
Speaker 1: have no body issues. I'm comfortable with myself and I'm gonna,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna, I'm gonna I'm gonna any right, And he
Speaker 1: has electration skin. So what I mean he doesn't you know,
Speaker 1: he's got his dad body and now he's lost some
Speaker 1: white to have to take him credit. But he wasn't
Speaker 1: making fun of anybody. So this person, Dawn Marie White, Oh,
Speaker 1: you gave the name. I can't give our Twitter name.
Speaker 1: You're gonna see it on Twitter. Well, then you were
Speaker 1: going to see this woman on Instagram. This woman, she writes,
Speaker 1: Amy lean hard by the way, but I will say
Speaker 1: about Amy eventually. After we all gave our opinions, she
Speaker 1: she She responded with again, I mentioned it. I was
Speaker 1: just giving my opinion. You guys don't have to be
Speaker 1: get upset. You guys are still great. So I just
Speaker 1: wanted to get her name out there. Right, You can't
Speaker 1: kick someone and go I still love you. I kicked you,
Speaker 1: but I want to kick you because I know I
Speaker 1: thought there was a flying You're like like you kicked us,
Speaker 1: you know, and it wasn't like you were saying, hey, guys,
Speaker 1: you know what, it might be a good idea. You
Speaker 1: chose a public forum to try to chicken Shamus. Don't
Speaker 1: try to chicken Shamus. By the way, Chicken Shamus was
Speaker 1: my best friend and join your high school shamus, yeah,
Speaker 1: Irish kid. Yeah. Anyway, anyway, she writes to Joe, have
Speaker 1: some respect for yourself. I'm sure your kids will be
Speaker 1: real proud to know daddy is showing off his flabby
Speaker 1: old body thinking he is funny for money. Great role model, buddy.
Speaker 1: And of course her picture is not a picture of herself.
Speaker 1: Of course, not landscape right, a kid, kid's grandkid, great
Speaker 1: role model. So let me tell you what Joe wrote,
Speaker 1: because I think what Joe wrote was respectful. If my
Speaker 1: phone will pull it up, because I got a text message.
Speaker 1: This group text message is NonStop today. Greg t complained
Speaker 1: about something, right, he said, the group text message, so
Speaker 1: of course this is something else we're talking. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: we just I lost you. Oh you got a group
Speaker 1: text right in the middle of reading your phone, So
Speaker 1: everybody's dots apologizing the Greg He's like going back. Six
Speaker 1: people text him directly. Stop at the group text messages. Okay,
Speaker 1: lost your place because I did not, So, Joe Gatto
Speaker 1: wrote back to this girl, Dawn, Hi, Dawn, I've got
Speaker 1: plenty of respect for myself and the work I do
Speaker 1: to bring some laughs to the world. I do the
Speaker 1: best I can with role modeling instead of taking the
Speaker 1: time to go on social media and mean rant messages
Speaker 1: spreading kindness so your children can be proud of you.
Speaker 1: Be well, Bravo, Joe Gatto mean went the way Brody
Speaker 1: does on the Book Boys podcast. I don't mean rant.
Speaker 1: I angry rant about different things, but I don't rant
Speaker 1: it and get nasty at actual uh, like to their
Speaker 1: faces and say bad things. Alright, So so we don't
Speaker 1: want the snowflakes section. Yeah, you didn't play the jingle
Speaker 1: enough now, No, it's not. It's never too late because
Speaker 1: it's snow flacking. How appropriate is it that the weather
Speaker 1: is so frightful because it's snowing here? Yeah, we know
Speaker 1: we played it. We played the jingle and I feel
Speaker 1: like January. It looks like January. Appe. So as we're
Speaker 1: as we're recording this in New York, it's Thursday around
Speaker 1: two ish. Uh, it's snowing outside hard, really hard, really hard.
Speaker 1: And I think it's because we played the snowflake jingle
Speaker 1: a little while and I think that's what it was.
Speaker 1: That was the snow dance. That does that mean if
Speaker 1: we go outside? Everyone's being offended right now because all
Speaker 1: the snowflakes. They're all fallen on me. I'm not offended
Speaker 1: by it. Whatever. Um, you know what, though we're stuck here,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna stay till the roads are cleared. We have okay,
Speaker 1: speak for yourself. I have an appearance later. Yeah, all right,
Speaker 1: I'm making an appearance. I'm gotta be I gotta go
Speaker 1: to the Harmon store. Hit the jingle you son of
Speaker 1: a bitch. That's too already this episode, but people don't
Speaker 1: know what even that is. So how how am I promoting?
Speaker 1: Promoting an appearance at a stude you named the store?
Speaker 1: God stop? Now, what I was gonna say was, if
Speaker 1: we're trapped in here with all the snow, we're also
Speaker 1: trapped in with that whole ledge of Jody's popcorn, Yes,
Speaker 1: Yodie's gourmet popcorn, which you could say because it's it's
Speaker 1: not regular popcorn. They left us like forty flavors of popcorn,
Speaker 1: and the Morning Show grabbed Danielle took like six bags.
Speaker 1: They made these bags of popcorn with our faces. You
Speaker 1: know you're listening. You took six bags? Yeah, yeah, we
Speaker 1: took them home, right, So I took home some some
Speaker 1: JODI's Gourmet popcorn, on Monday this week, and it has
Speaker 1: my picture on it. So I thought my wife would
Speaker 1: be like, am I eating any pictures on it? She
Speaker 1: saw the popcorn first of all, turned their bags upside down.
Speaker 1: She showed the popcorn. She saw my picture shows well,
Speaker 1: I like popcorn. So I brought her the City Mix
Speaker 1: because it was like it's caramel and cheddar. You know.
Speaker 1: She likes that mix. So she eats the Holme. I
Speaker 1: come home, I go upstairs, I come down. The bags gone.
Speaker 1: So she goes out to pick one of the kids up.
Speaker 1: I come home, I come downstairs. Rather, there's like my
Speaker 1: handful left in the bag, like big hands, big hands.
Speaker 1: So I when I took a handful, which is like
Speaker 1: the bag, and I ate the rest of the city Mix.
Speaker 1: She comes home more with my with my kid, and
Speaker 1: she says, where's the where's the popcorn? I said, well,
Speaker 1: I only ate a handful. You have giant hands, she
Speaker 1: says to me. So luckily there were two bags left
Speaker 1: the City Mix on Tuesday morning. I grabbed them through
Speaker 1: them in my bag. I brought him home, so I
Speaker 1: wasn't in the doghouse when I got so many wonderful flavors.
Speaker 1: They've got nacho double cheddar, chocolate drizzle, toffee cinnamon, cotton candy.
Speaker 1: Uh no, I'm sorry, Christmas Christmas candy corn. They have
Speaker 1: Birthday cake. Yeah, and they're they're undeniable. The one that
Speaker 1: that really sealed the deal from me was Recipe fifty
Speaker 1: three because it was the fifty third recipe that Jody
Speaker 1: made that she finally had that aha moment and said,
Speaker 1: this is the one. This is the affordable indulgence that
Speaker 1: it's gonna be a great gift that you're gonna want to,
Speaker 1: you know, give to your friends and family, but you
Speaker 1: want to give it to yourself. Well that's saying that
Speaker 1: game was like one for you, one two from They're
Speaker 1: gonna have to buy two of everything because you're gonna
Speaker 1: want to give away one of your friend and you're like, well, no,
Speaker 1: I don't have it. Go to their website, Jody's Popcorn
Speaker 1: dot com uh and follow along on their social media
Speaker 1: at Jody's Popcorn Official. Hold on, we got a deal
Speaker 1: for them. If you put in the code word radio,
Speaker 1: you get off your order. Hi, you left? That part's
Speaker 1: the best? You know me? I love a discount. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So it's it's used promo code radio. So right there,
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Speaker 1: You know, I think tonight I'm gonna Netflix and popcorn? Really? Yes?
Speaker 1: Are you gonna popcorn and chill? No, I'm not gonna knows,
Speaker 1: no chilling in my house these days. I'm gonna know.
Speaker 1: But I want to start the new season at Daredevil,
Speaker 1: and now you know, I'll have the strawberry popcorn because
Speaker 1: it's red like Daredevil. How about that? You definitely want
Speaker 1: to go to Jody's Popcorn dot Com and see what
Speaker 1: we're talking about. Uh, they are. It's it's an all
Speaker 1: female run business. Female you know, so Jody's How great
Speaker 1: is that? Support the female name. By the way, we
Speaker 1: would be eating the popcorn now, but seventy seven we'll
Speaker 1: be telling us we shouldn't be eating during the podcast. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we don't want to do that, but I canna show
Speaker 1: you we had popcorn before we came in the studio
Speaker 1: crunching mesofonia. We don't want to We don't want to
Speaker 1: upset anybody, especially if you're listening to this while driving.
Speaker 1: We don't want you to have to skip ahead. So
Speaker 1: Jody's Popcorn dot Com, we welcome them to the Brooklyn
Speaker 1: Boys podcast and a little new. In fact, they started
Speaker 1: here with us first and then they decided we're gonna
Speaker 1: be advertisers on the Big Show at Elvis too, but
Speaker 1: they that that campaign started earlier. But anyway, we're here
Speaker 1: with them now. We love you. Jody's. You're here with
Speaker 1: us through the holidays, and it runs of Brodies. So
Speaker 1: there you go, Brodies and Jody's and maybe maybe, uh
Speaker 1: we'll do some Brooklyn Boys branded Jody's popcorn boxes because
Speaker 1: they do that personalization. Let's ask them for brand Brooklyn
Speaker 1: Boys branded popcorn as giveaways on our podcast. If they
Speaker 1: can do that more incentive if you buy some popcorn,
Speaker 1: we'll figure that out. Yeah maybe, Like if you buy
Speaker 1: a certain amount, you get a box of our popcorn.
Speaker 1: How about this. Go to Jody's Popcorn dot Com, buy
Speaker 1: some screenshot it upload at the social show us. You
Speaker 1: made a purchase, how about that, and then we will
Speaker 1: hook you up. We got this. We will hook you
Speaker 1: up with a Brooklyn Boys branded uh free um uh
Speaker 1: uh box of popcorn. And when I say box, I
Speaker 1: mean a container popcorn. But it has the Brooklyn Boys
Speaker 1: logo on it, the one with me and Scary and
Speaker 1: Bay put that one, all right, very nice. Okay, So
Speaker 1: I want to pull the curtain back a little bit
Speaker 1: on on what's going on for real here, for real.
Speaker 1: There's an impression that we sit down and do this
Speaker 1: podcast all in one shot, which we almost We mostly
Speaker 1: do that at this point. We've only stopped once before,
Speaker 1: I think, but we stopped today. I had to go
Speaker 1: to the bathroom. Okay, So at some point in this
Speaker 1: podcast we took a break which we edited you can't
Speaker 1: tell and uh not long ago, by the way, And
Speaker 1: I went to the bathroom. Then when I came back, Scary,
Speaker 1: what did you have in front of you? I had
Speaker 1: a plate of food from Aunt Butchies and on Staten Island.
Speaker 1: This is Achies, a catering. They have Italian food. They're
Speaker 1: not a sponsor of our sponsors. I'm not going to
Speaker 1: run the jingle. But somebody had broccoli rock. They had
Speaker 1: chicken marsalad. They get this. They had regot the stuff
Speaker 1: to meet Paul's. Have you ever seen those before? Where
Speaker 1: is in the middle of the meat You just go, Okay,
Speaker 1: here's the problem. Butchees is great. By the way, not
Speaker 1: a sponsor has nothing that did not our aunts or uncle's.
Speaker 1: The sales team was celebrating they had a good a
Speaker 1: good month, and they brought they ordered the food. Okay,
Speaker 1: you know, I'll stop it. Stop it. I'll tell you
Speaker 1: what's the matter, because you screwed me. Your typical what
Speaker 1: you do. You were sitting here with a plate that
Speaker 1: was I would say five meat balls, six, five or six.
Speaker 1: Then you had a couple of pieces of broccoli on
Speaker 1: the side, some RIGATONI and I think made a little
Speaker 1: egg plant. Was that egg plan over there? It was sausage, peppers, peppers. Okay,
Speaker 1: so you go, oh brought it? Oh? You called me.
Speaker 1: I was in the bathroom. You go, you come back here,
Speaker 1: and I said, I want my brook and boy buddy
Speaker 1: to to get some food. So I come back and
Speaker 1: you're eating, and I said, what is that? Oh second floor,
Speaker 1: Oh cousin uncle, butchies they got and pushes, right, they
Speaker 1: got all this food social peppers right. So I said,
Speaker 1: come walk downstairs with me, show me where it is.
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, I'm gonna stay here and eat. You go,
Speaker 1: you know, all my food to get cold. I got
Speaker 1: my food five minutes before, five minutes before. And I said,
Speaker 1: how did you find out about it? And you said, oh,
Speaker 1: and mail went out and you saw the email and
Speaker 1: right and I was in the bathroom. You saw the
Speaker 1: email and you ran downstairs. I said, why didn't you
Speaker 1: text me when you were downstairs by the food? What
Speaker 1: go now? It's fine, go down now. I called your phone.
Speaker 1: I called my phone. Call on my phone went off
Speaker 1: as I was walking back in the studio, and I so,
Speaker 1: so it wasn't like you called me when you eat,
Speaker 1: You're already eating. You already took the elevator back up.
Speaker 1: So I said, how long have you? Oh, I've only
Speaker 1: had it like five minutes. When an email goes out
Speaker 1: to our company, the whole everybody, all the floors run
Speaker 1: to the food. So I'm like, oh, meat ball, sausage
Speaker 1: and peppers. I'm great, fantastic. I run downstairs and I
Speaker 1: get empty tin of sauce with the lip bent over.
Speaker 1: It was all like those like um tinfaill chafing dishes
Speaker 1: with the stern nose under them, like you serve it
Speaker 1: like you know wherever uh at a at a really
Speaker 1: cheap party where you put like the tin fail like
Speaker 1: any place you go to, like with a picnic whatever.
Speaker 1: And so I'll go to the next thing, broccoli, you guys,
Speaker 1: not only broccoli. Then then I go to the this
Speaker 1: this sausage and peppers. No sausage, just peppers and onions,
Speaker 1: and the potatoes potatoes. I don't understand potatoes with sausage peppers,
Speaker 1: but it was weird. It was weird, right. I just
Speaker 1: picked up the sauce to tell you where they tell
Speaker 1: you what some of them tell you where they screwed me. Also,
Speaker 1: you screwed me. The potatoes are sliced at an angle,
Speaker 1: so they look like sausage, and there's like a red sauce.
Speaker 1: So that I cook a potato and I bit it.
Speaker 1: I'm like, it's a it's a potato. I thought it
Speaker 1: was a sausage. So there's no sausage left, so it's
Speaker 1: just and peppers and potatoes and onions. So that I
Speaker 1: see Sam, my friends, Sam, not from our show, Sam
Speaker 1: from from uh sales Salesman, sales sales, and uh, she's
Speaker 1: she's scooping on a meat ball and oh it looks
Speaker 1: so good. She's, Oh, I just took the last one.
Speaker 1: What are you talking about? And I look over and
Speaker 1: it's it's spoons. The spoons are laying in the sauce. Right.
Speaker 1: She had the tongs, but like the big spoons are
Speaker 1: laying so it looks like there's something in there, but
Speaker 1: it's like a crocodile under the surface. Spoons. That's what
Speaker 1: I got. No meatballs. Don't tell me that all the
Speaker 1: salad was gone. There were two trees salad. Fuck salad,
Speaker 1: hashtag fuck salad. I'm not eating salad when you're tell
Speaker 1: me his meat balls. You had five salad. There were
Speaker 1: two full teas. There was Italian salad with olives and
Speaker 1: all kinds of ship I don't eat. You took to
Speaker 1: meat balls. You took sex meat balls. You probably had
Speaker 1: seven and eight one before I got in here. You're like,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna eating meat ball and then called Brody on
Speaker 1: the phone. You are not a good friend. You're not
Speaker 1: a good co host. You should have downstairs gotten a
Speaker 1: plate for me, and I said, probably come down. I
Speaker 1: got you played to meat poles. How many meatballs we left?
Speaker 1: When you were asked, Gary, it was at least like
Speaker 1: half a dozen. Half a dozen is six. We have
Speaker 1: three flows full of people ran down for meat balls.
Speaker 1: And somehow Sam got the last one. Here's all I
Speaker 1: could break it up into pieces for you if you
Speaker 1: want to show no know what half of meatball. So
Speaker 1: you didn't get the taste of meat ball. No, I
Speaker 1: didn't get the meat poll with the cheese inside the
Speaker 1: Rigga tony rig toy and your play. It was Riggatoni
Speaker 1: with eggplant and mozzarella. Somebody picked out all of mozzarella.
Speaker 1: It was just riggat tony. I got nuhing, I gotta
Speaker 1: play full crap I got. I got sea level Italian food. Look,
Speaker 1: I'm sure it's well prepared. We love so good. Grandma
Speaker 1: but cheese. I'm burping up garlic already, Grandma but cheese
Speaker 1: or whatever. I love them anyway, So I understand that
Speaker 1: I thought but she was a guy's name. But okay
Speaker 1: and whatever. Okay, still great. It's like short for like cheesy.
Speaker 1: But it makes great buttress. What's your point? My point
Speaker 1: is you didn't even offer me a meat ball. I said, come,
Speaker 1: if you would come down with me, saw them of meatballs,
Speaker 1: I canna come back up here. You could said, put
Speaker 1: your nose up to my mouth. I have to burp no, no,
Speaker 1: you pig No, that's why it's brody and scary because
Speaker 1: I would have gotten you abay. And by the way,
Speaker 1: we gotta we gotta invite this is this is controversial
Speaker 1: because I don't want to go to the same bullshit
Speaker 1: I did with you last time. We don't talking about
Speaker 1: the bottom of water. The people the people we did
Speaker 1: did we did the people? Um who invited us to
Speaker 1: that steak dinner at Delmonico's, Remember the one where I
Speaker 1: was gonna pay for it, every intention to pay your dinner,
Speaker 1: which I to you from now ten years. And if
Speaker 1: you don't know what we're talking about, make sure you
Speaker 1: go back to episode zero and listen. It's episode three
Speaker 1: or four. Yeah, make sure you listen to start from
Speaker 1: the beginning. No, the steak dinner LA to jingle O
Speaker 1: the State dinner update. Right, there's an update jingle now
Speaker 1: it's efficient special. So we haven't done this in a while,
Speaker 1: but so I still hope already that steak dinner allegedly
Speaker 1: added the allegedly. I don't think I'm gonna that it's
Speaker 1: gonna sound like him. I don't know him a steak
Speaker 1: dinner because I intended to pay. And again, no, don't
Speaker 1: know what you're talking about about back to the episode
Speaker 1: three or four point point is is I decided, you know,
Speaker 1: so that that time that we got that free dinner, right, um,
Speaker 1: couple of entering complimentary. The lady who offered that to
Speaker 1: us that time, who set up the dinner, now tells
Speaker 1: me she emails me again she's having they're having one
Speaker 1: of these state dinner episodes. Uh, let me read you
Speaker 1: now the other thinking about, wait a second, can I
Speaker 1: take Brody out to this? The problem is the bill
Speaker 1: is going to be zero at the end of the night,
Speaker 1: and I'm still but wait a second, but then then
Speaker 1: if I get us this, if this reservation okay, here
Speaker 1: it is dead. It's a media invite. It's Delmonico's private tasting.
Speaker 1: They're having the cow ko W Cattle Company's exclusive debut.
Speaker 1: Please join us at Delmonico's. Don't give the date for
Speaker 1: an intimate dining experience featuring our exclusive debut of ko
Speaker 1: W Cattle Company's elite grade American wag. Only three percent
Speaker 1: of the country's beef grades at this elite level. This
Speaker 1: seated fine dining event will feature a presonial presentation, so
Speaker 1: the people that that make this beef for gonna present
Speaker 1: and explain why they're awesome. Uh, and it's gonna be curated,
Speaker 1: but it's by chef Billy Olivia. I'll leave up okay creations.
Speaker 1: All right, So we've been invited to this, well, I've
Speaker 1: been invited to this. So we've been so if I know, damn, well,
Speaker 1: it's us. This is I don't see your name on
Speaker 1: the see tell why it's us because you took your
Speaker 1: girlfriend sebast your men skalko. You stood me up a
Speaker 1: David Wright's last baseball game. You went to that concert
Speaker 1: that in the park that you ran from, the alleged
Speaker 1: gunshots which was actually stuff was people stepping on water bottles. Right,
Speaker 1: you missed the David Right thing. You went to Victorias
Speaker 1: secret fashion show. It out me. I didn't he did.
Speaker 1: Then you go for Valentine's Day last year. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: I didn't forget. Okay, So but anyway, this is, this
Speaker 1: is meant, this is for me. And if I invite
Speaker 1: you as my plus one, does that count as your
Speaker 1: stake dinner? Hold on, I'll tell you what accounts as
Speaker 1: it counts as you doing the right thing for your
Speaker 1: host number one. Hold on, number two, it doesn't count
Speaker 1: because the whole point of the State dinner was that
Speaker 1: you were going to pay a penalty and out of
Speaker 1: your own pocket, because I paid a penalty by bringing
Speaker 1: you to this dinner. I'm gonna pay a penalty by
Speaker 1: bringing you and not my girlfriend. I'm not gonna tell her.
Speaker 1: Maybe other people favors, no, not like me. Team here.
Speaker 1: Then this is me returning the favor. This was my invite.
Speaker 1: You can play that game. Well yeah, well so if
Speaker 1: I take you to this dinner. By the way, only
Speaker 1: let me repeat myself, only three percent of the country's
Speaker 1: beef grades at this left by. This is not a commercial. No,
Speaker 1: it's not a commercial, not a sponsor, no jingle, jingle,
Speaker 1: what are you thinking? Are you thinking that we finally
Speaker 1: call it even? No? Because this is a tasting, not
Speaker 1: a dinner. No, it's a full dinner. It says, here's tasting.
Speaker 1: It says this seated fine dining event event. It's an event.
Speaker 1: You don't know me an event a dinner seated fine dining.
Speaker 1: What does that mean to dining? Seated? Seated does not
Speaker 1: buffet dinner. Seated means it's gonna have several courses. Everybody
Speaker 1: who tweeted, everybody who is going to give you are
Speaker 1: a speck of space. You have to pick up the check,
Speaker 1: like pay the check and don't have them give you
Speaker 1: a check because that doesn't count, and just pick it up.
Speaker 1: But I think I think this would be me making good.
Speaker 1: I don't have to take you as my plus one,
Speaker 1: but I can. Boys, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna
Speaker 1: call it even even I think we're gonna go and
Speaker 1: then decide, let's just we'll describe it. Well, let the
Speaker 1: list if it's great of it? What if it's what
Speaker 1: if you are full to your heart's content and you're
Speaker 1: and you're busting it the seems and you're like, that
Speaker 1: was the best meal I've ever eaten. Scary? Oh we
Speaker 1: might we might have a true what if? What if
Speaker 1: our guy says, oh, Brody, we invited you. We couldn't
Speaker 1: find your email address, but you were definitely invited. Then
Speaker 1: you're out to see this email. Come to your box.
Speaker 1: It came to my inbox. Don't let me check Okay, alright, alright, sorry,
Speaker 1: this email is like already four so you want to
Speaker 1: check four day old email? You know, I could I
Speaker 1: have a lot of email aunts on you know what,
Speaker 1: I could have gone to my my listener a mail
Speaker 1: address which I don't check every day. I doubt you're invited. Okay,
Speaker 1: oh because you're a big shot. No, because I have
Speaker 1: the relationship. Really so I think that this would keep
Speaker 1: a relationship. Okay, well there you go. There, You not
Speaker 1: that I really I'm putting this out there, Brodie. If
Speaker 1: I take you as my plus one and I and
Speaker 1: I catch a lot of ship from my girlfriend, I'm
Speaker 1: going in the hole here for you and all my
Speaker 1: friends there. I'm really taking one for the team. I
Speaker 1: think that is that is more than ample payback for
Speaker 1: the steak dinner that I've now attempted twice to make
Speaker 1: good on. What do you think? Uh? I have to
Speaker 1: see how the night goes. I got you wear that
Speaker 1: smoking jacket again? Pick all right, Let the record show
Speaker 1: that Brody is is impossible to deal with. It might
Speaker 1: be a tasting. It might be when those we get
Speaker 1: like a little nibble of this, little biddle of that
Speaker 1: to me. When it says fine dining event, that means
Speaker 1: it's going to be It's Dell Monico's, It's gonna be fine,
Speaker 1: and it's three hours long. What are they gonna do? Oh?
Speaker 1: It's it's six thirty to nine, dirty brody. You tell
Speaker 1: me that they're gonna give you a stack of steak?
Speaker 1: Hold on, am I getting shrimp? Cocktail? Am I getting cheesecake?
Speaker 1: You might be am getting didn't getting deserved by getting
Speaker 1: potatoes all a tong. I think it's a full dinner
Speaker 1: because if I get potatos, all girls to hong and
Speaker 1: that's something I'm thinking it's a full dinner. I'm going
Speaker 1: to a steakhouse on Thanksgiving. Well, this is post thanks
Speaker 1: this is post Thanksgiving. All right, you're thinking about I'm
Speaker 1: thinking about it. You might be my plus one might be,
Speaker 1: and then we could that you could get rid of
Speaker 1: that Hold are you taking me just to fulfill your
Speaker 1: your quota? Like just I'm sick of the jingle. I'm
Speaker 1: sick of you love the jingle. I'm sick of this
Speaker 1: jingle built this podcast, it did, but I'm sick of
Speaker 1: I'm sick of of Like argue with you has been
Speaker 1: over a year, year and a half. Right now at
Speaker 1: dinner too, meat balls you definitely only meat balls? Hashtag
Speaker 1: you only meat balls? All right? Did you you have something?
Speaker 1: You have a rant something, But first of all, we
Speaker 1: have emails backing up seven unused jokes. I got to
Speaker 1: want to I want to read some some tweets jokes
Speaker 1: in a while, I know, but I want to read
Speaker 1: some some tweets that we got ahead. Uh. Did I
Speaker 1: read this one, Mickey Love? I did that one? Yep?
Speaker 1: Last week it did the Brooklyn Boys in Florida. Did
Speaker 1: we do that one? No? Okay, So what I did
Speaker 1: the I did the drive through one's last episode. Virgilio
Speaker 1: fran Cesci And yet his for some reason, his Twitter
Speaker 1: is Bill for seven. All right, Bill or Virgilio or okay,
Speaker 1: he said this a picture and it is a picture
Speaker 1: of a menu maybe Brooklyn Boys Pizzeria restaurant and his
Speaker 1: pizzeria restaurants and beach bar. Yeah. Yeah, we gotta get
Speaker 1: T shirts from there. But here's the thing where I
Speaker 1: have a problem. We have a T shirts. Here's my problem.
Speaker 1: You know how I feel Aboutizza New York. And you
Speaker 1: know it's okay it says Brooklyn Boys Pizzeria Restaurant. Already,
Speaker 1: I'm like, it's in Florida, in Florida. He Stone Heights, Florida, right, Which,
Speaker 1: by the way, you what you saw as you said,
Speaker 1: it's sketchy. I'm not sure about it. So for part one,
Speaker 1: it's in Florida, so maybe it's guys that's that one's
Speaker 1: palm trees in the logo and it must be near
Speaker 1: a baseball park, like a minor league baseball park. So
Speaker 1: you don't trust because it says Florida. And I was no, no, no,
Speaker 1: what Florida pizza's you know? All right? Uh? But there
Speaker 1: are some I know this good pizza places. But that's
Speaker 1: a chain Anthony has great started in that area, started
Speaker 1: in that area here, okay, yea Brooklyn Boys pizzeria restaurant.
Speaker 1: And this is the part where he double lose me
Speaker 1: and Long Island Beach Bar and Long Island Beach Bar. Alright,
Speaker 1: so let's uh, let's investigate soar in Florida, Like, so
Speaker 1: you don't that a place that's concentrated on being a
Speaker 1: beach bar and Brooklyn Boys has pizza? What if they
Speaker 1: were too Brooklyn original? Guys, you want to call him?
Speaker 1: I got the phone him right here in the picture.
Speaker 1: Your guests coming through here, people knocking on the window.
Speaker 1: Do not your friends coming in? No? You know what
Speaker 1: spruces on the situations where he just pointed to the
Speaker 1: person with him, like, oh, look who's here? And I
Speaker 1: don't know who that is? Well smiling, smiled like he
Speaker 1: had to be. How does he get in? Get up
Speaker 1: off your as the spruces loose, you're closer to the door.
Speaker 1: People love when Spruce drops by on the podcast. How
Speaker 1: come you greeted him that way? Not like you normally
Speaker 1: normally you say, my man, how are you doing? And
Speaker 1: I see again? Okay you want to put it, but
Speaker 1: you gotta talk on the microphone. We gotta get talk
Speaker 1: on the microphone here. What's going on? You have to
Speaker 1: call my man, my man Spruce? Okay, man, just happen
Speaker 1: to bring a Lale in with me because she's got
Speaker 1: a show goal it on in uh in uh. She
Speaker 1: knows David Brody wanted the Brooklyn Boys for many years. Now,
Speaker 1: what do you kind of show do you have going
Speaker 1: on there? La? La? I thought you were singing? What
Speaker 1: are your shows coming up? No? I'm writing music? Nice cool,
Speaker 1: that's awesomely And I started working with her when she
Speaker 1: was nine years old. That was one of those people
Speaker 1: that you don't know who she is today, but you're
Speaker 1: gonna know who she is. And you remember you heard
Speaker 1: her here first, the same thing happened with John Legend.
Speaker 1: You know, he just rolled in with a piano. We
Speaker 1: had a we had a conference, wayt a conference. We
Speaker 1: had a meeting. I swear it was a meeting at
Speaker 1: Chelsea Pierce and there's a guy in the corner, like
Speaker 1: it's like a wedding. This guy is going to be
Speaker 1: on the keyboard just sing singing songs. And this is
Speaker 1: two thousand one or two something like that, and he
Speaker 1: had an album, his first album and just come out.
Speaker 1: I think Ordinary People was on there. And we're having
Speaker 1: a meeting and like, oh, we're gonna take a break
Speaker 1: and we're gonna have some food. So they had like
Speaker 1: chafing dishes. We had some food at the Chelsea Piers
Speaker 1: and there's a skuy in the corner on a keyboard,
Speaker 1: like just a guy and he's singing. Like this guy
Speaker 1: is really good. He's really good. We said, we said him,
Speaker 1: we introduced ourselves. We've got a CD from him. It's
Speaker 1: John Legend. Yeah, and they said that's the legend for
Speaker 1: him someday. Do you remember the parody we did John
Speaker 1: Legends Ordinary People? Which one you and I wrote, which
Speaker 1: one Ordinary negro Okay, wrote that I had nothing to
Speaker 1: do with that. You wrote that, You wrote that I
Speaker 1: didn't want pedaling on that. Why doesn't he own up
Speaker 1: to everything he writes he wants I hold on. So
Speaker 1: we've talked about this before. Spruce and I write comedy
Speaker 1: for our comedy department that goes out to radio stations
Speaker 1: of all different radio companies all over the country. We
Speaker 1: write um pop parodies, we write rock parodies, oldies, adult contemporary,
Speaker 1: country sports. We write songs about the morning shows, like
Speaker 1: you might hear a song about Bob and Stephen whatever, right, Okay.
Speaker 1: A lot of times we write it a then they go,
Speaker 1: we wrote this new parody. It's fine. They don't have
Speaker 1: access to the kind of singers we have in New York,
Speaker 1: where everyone is a Britney spears impersonator and everyone speaks like, uh,
Speaker 1: the President Obama or President Trump. We have a lot
Speaker 1: of people do every voice you could you could want
Speaker 1: New York. So we oftentimes right comedy in a voice
Speaker 1: that isn't ours. So sometimes I'll write a Hanukah song,
Speaker 1: which I have many times as a Jew, and sometimes
Speaker 1: Spruce and I will write urban comedy. Okay, Well, like
Speaker 1: we did a bit called African American Express, which the
Speaker 1: slogan was don't leave home. Just don't leave home. Yeah,
Speaker 1: don't leave home. African American Airlines. We we do, but
Speaker 1: that was for urban stations that play that kind of company.
Speaker 1: H and the urban stations request that of you guys. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they for that. They pay the company, the division of
Speaker 1: our company that we also work for. In addition to
Speaker 1: the morning show. I've explained I worked for the company.
Speaker 1: The first time I've ever heard Broody not want to
Speaker 1: own up to stuff, explaining hold nothing to do held
Speaker 1: on me. I didn't want it to come out unexplained
Speaker 1: what that was. So we races. We often write comedy
Speaker 1: from other points of view than what we may have
Speaker 1: a point of view? Did the rest of that song go?
Speaker 1: I don't remember there's nothing offensive to because Brony can
Speaker 1: remember everything. I'm the one that doesn't remember the stuff.
Speaker 1: I remember every song and almost every lyric. I don't
Speaker 1: remember anything. I don't care. Mostly we've been doing this
Speaker 1: twenty years. I have I have a lot of it
Speaker 1: on a hard drive that we've written. People who go,
Speaker 1: what have happened to that Blue Daba d song? That
Speaker 1: parody you did two thousand where the flu. It's like
Speaker 1: I'm blue. I did the flu. It was great, I know,
Speaker 1: but it's not as greed. I could die. I wrote
Speaker 1: that eighteen years ago. People, Hey, you have a copy
Speaker 1: of that? Yeah, in my attic, like it's up in
Speaker 1: a a in a shoe box of c D s.
Speaker 1: I have a lot of my old stuff. One of
Speaker 1: my favorite. Um. We did parody to the movie three
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, do we have that three D pounds? Oh?
Speaker 1: We didn't like. Yeah, it's three army charging. It would
Speaker 1: stop every now and then attack. Okay, hold on, I
Speaker 1: guess that was the bed three pounds. You are getting
Speaker 1: all this? You here here, Like I said, we started
Speaker 1: working with her. She was nine years old and she's now. Congratulations.
Speaker 1: Questions you're from New Orleans, Kentucky, come to Louisiana. Fight,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry coming to different Covington. Covington in Kentucky is
Speaker 1: right outside Cincinnati, So spruce. The big Saints fan loves
Speaker 1: traditional food from New Orleans, or as I say, New Orleans.
Speaker 1: And so if you saw an ad let's say I'm
Speaker 1: talking about New Orleans. Voice right now, now you a
Speaker 1: thing right now? You travel to Maine. A whole bunch
Speaker 1: of times. Now, if you were in Maine, if you
Speaker 1: were in Maine and you saw um a menu and
Speaker 1: it said Cajun Boys Pizza, Cajun Boys Gumbo, and UM
Speaker 1: Awards seven Beach Bar. I don't know what. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: tell you. I'll tell you what. There's the reason behind this.
Speaker 1: We someone said this this picture. It's the Brooklyn Boys
Speaker 1: Pizzeria and Long Island Beach Bar, which is also Area Long,
Speaker 1: New York, but it's located in key Stone Heights, Florida.
Speaker 1: I don't know where that is. I will by the
Speaker 1: time you here this. Don't tweet me. So we were
Speaker 1: gonna call them and see if these people are New
Speaker 1: Yorkers who moved down there, or they're just trying to
Speaker 1: say like New York style, like whatever. So we can
Speaker 1: give out the number because it's public. They would like
Speaker 1: the attention underneath area code three five tight plugged in
Speaker 1: four year own. Yeah, and we got We had some
Speaker 1: questions and I'm gonna ask him. I see if they
Speaker 1: have shirts. Okay, so I don't have to do my
Speaker 1: New Orleans actually now hello, Yeah, a quick question for you.
Speaker 1: I'm coming down for a vacation in a couple of weeks.
Speaker 1: And I'm actually from Brooklyn, and so I have some
Speaker 1: friends who said, oh, you have to go to this
Speaker 1: place Brooklyn. Boys. So I'm curious, what is your connection
Speaker 1: to Brooklyn? Oh? The owner of my said dad, he uh,
Speaker 1: he was born and raised. Oh and so so he
Speaker 1: moved down to Florida at some point. Yeah, I think
Speaker 1: it was about ten years ago. Now, uh huh do
Speaker 1: you know where in Brooklyn lived benson Hurst? Benson Hurst?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm from benson Hurst. That's where we're
Speaker 1: both from. My friend and I are on the phone.
Speaker 1: We're coming together. We're both from benson have authentic, authentic
Speaker 1: Brooklyn food. There about Italian food? What a lot of
Speaker 1: great crabs and benson Hurst. Yeah, there's a lot of
Speaker 1: there's a lot of good authors food here. Um, as
Speaker 1: far as down in Florida gets, this is the best
Speaker 1: that you can find. You guys, do you get the
Speaker 1: water from Brooklyn and bring it there? Or is do
Speaker 1: you guys use the water? That's one thing we had
Speaker 1: to adapt. I can get around that problem because I
Speaker 1: hear it's an issue. Um, we had to mess with
Speaker 1: how much yeast we put in the water. Gotcha? So
Speaker 1: what's the one thing that's most Brooklyn on the menu,
Speaker 1: like that you go, this is Brooklyn. M That would
Speaker 1: be hard for me to say because I'm not from there.
Speaker 1: I'm from down here. But well, um, and our pizza's
Speaker 1: Brooklyn style. That's like our our staple rivers. When when
Speaker 1: you say Brooklyn style, do you mean sauce on the
Speaker 1: top cheese underneath? No? No, in that case, no, because
Speaker 1: people would be too freaked out by it. But as
Speaker 1: far as like cooked on the stone with all the
Speaker 1: all the same, you know, authentic ingredients, the best that
Speaker 1: we can find. Do you guys make your own sauce?
Speaker 1: You use the jar tomato sauce? No, we make our
Speaker 1: own sauce, make all our own dough. Everything's made it
Speaker 1: now waitresses have the waitresses fight, Okay, okay, So do
Speaker 1: you use red pack tomatoes? Do you know? I have
Speaker 1: no idea? That's okay. Um. What's your name? Quick question?
Speaker 1: What what's the biggest city near where you're located? Oh? Jeez, Jacksonville, Jacksonville.
Speaker 1: So you're in the north and the northern part. How
Speaker 1: far are you from Jacksonville? Uh, depending on where you're going,
Speaker 1: just from the city limits, about forty minutes to an hour. Alright, alright, So,
Speaker 1: so I want to make a ask you a question. Um,
Speaker 1: do you guys sell shirts at say Brooklyn Boys Pizza
Speaker 1: and restaurantor pizza restaurant? You have any kind of shirts
Speaker 1: that you sell? We may, Um, it just depends on
Speaker 1: what we have on hand at the moment. I couldn't
Speaker 1: tell you right now. They usually keep them in storage.
Speaker 1: But if you ask for one and and that they
Speaker 1: they ask your size, you tell them they'll check if
Speaker 1: they have the size for you, then we are we
Speaker 1: are huge fans of Brooklyn. Yeah. How much of the
Speaker 1: shorts do you know? And other pictures on We don't
Speaker 1: normally sell them, but I know of you if you
Speaker 1: have nice So what are they? The gray or white?
Speaker 1: I like that very nice. Uh So let's listen real quick.
Speaker 1: We'll let you go. What you say name was again,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, ty Tye. So just so you know, because
Speaker 1: in case you want to hear this. UM, my partner
Speaker 1: Skary and my name is David Brody. We're on a
Speaker 1: syndicated morning show around the country. One of our stations
Speaker 1: is in Jacksonville. Kiss. Uh. And so if you're in Jacksonville,
Speaker 1: you have here the Elvestrand Morning Show. We're also on
Speaker 1: I Heart Radio, but we do a podcast called the
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys Podcast. And a bunch of people, a bunch
Speaker 1: of people sent us a picture of your menu and said,
Speaker 1: you guys should talk about this place. Yeah, and we
Speaker 1: wanted to know if you guys are legit Brooklyn just
Speaker 1: like we're trying to get. We're giving you free press here. Yeah, yeah, absolutely, guys.
Speaker 1: That's awesome. Um, and so yeah you could, uh yeah,
Speaker 1: when when, well, when would be a good time to
Speaker 1: call back because we're gonna we're gonna want to buy
Speaker 1: the shirts and put them up on social media and
Speaker 1: promote that. So let me think, uh, could you call
Speaker 1: back tomorrow around sure? Whatever time? What? Yeah? Sure? Who
Speaker 1: should we ask for? Nicholas? That? Yeah, that's good. You
Speaker 1: like that? I told you guys. Yeah. Now the friends
Speaker 1: call him Nicki. Nicki's like n what's his nickname? Like
Speaker 1: Nicky left I? What's he's gonna have a name from Brooklyn?
Speaker 1: Very Now, who's the competition in in your neighborhood over there?
Speaker 1: Do you have like a if it's a real Brooklyn
Speaker 1: Voice pizza place, there's no competition. Left I was gonna say,
Speaker 1: there's no competition. Everybody comes to you guys. You guys
Speaker 1: haven't weight on Friday Saturday nights like cranking out those pizzas.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we hit full capacity. How about you, muchell
Speaker 1: talk to me about the munch itll real quick? Is it?
Speaker 1: Is it fresh munchonell that's like layered on there or
Speaker 1: do you guys slice it like a cold cut? You're
Speaker 1: not actually shred it for better stories because we worked
Speaker 1: with a really small kitchen. I'm gonna ask you a
Speaker 1: Brooklyn question, and we're gonna let you go. The competition
Speaker 1: you to have was it a grease fire or electrical fire?
Speaker 1: Wink wing? Your dad will know ask him that joke.
Speaker 1: We'll we'll we'll call your dad tomorrow. Thanks for being
Speaker 1: a good sport. Appreciate appreciate byey Alright, don't judge a
Speaker 1: book by its cover authentic because we both had we
Speaker 1: were both a little skeptical on that. It's like a
Speaker 1: Stacy's pizza thing. No, the real deal. Okay from Brooklyn.
Speaker 1: H So we read the drive through ones. Hold on,
Speaker 1: I did want to read um oh Nelson Abrams tweeted
Speaker 1: me grammar cost me a friend. I pointed out that
Speaker 1: apart and apart towards a grammatical era to a Facebook
Speaker 1: friend went back a couple of hours later to see
Speaker 1: if they fixed the error, and I was unfriended. My life,
Speaker 1: My life is better apart one word from them by Felicia.
Speaker 1: I love that love that. Hold on, okay, hold on?
Speaker 1: Oh this was this was we got from Frankie Jeco.
Speaker 1: Frankie said, trying to call you for two days, emailed
Speaker 1: you to call me back any time, and nothing happened.
Speaker 1: Highly this wanted. So they had a problem at at
Speaker 1: a restaurant, doesn't matter which restaurant in New Jersey and uh,
Speaker 1: he wrote back to them, I had a problem. I
Speaker 1: called you, you didn't call me back at any time.
Speaker 1: I'm highly disappointed. And he used my line, here is
Speaker 1: what you're going to do for me, and we can
Speaker 1: make things much easier, and he went on to tell
Speaker 1: him he wanted. So they wrote back, frank my apologies.
Speaker 1: I was away at meetings for the last few days
Speaker 1: and did not see your correspondence until now. I will
Speaker 1: happily issue a digital card for the inconvenience for the
Speaker 1: amount of fifty dollars. Let me know if that suffices.
Speaker 1: Here's what you're gonna do for me. You're gonna give
Speaker 1: you a gift call. Guess what I had to Here's
Speaker 1: what you can do for me moment. Here's what you're
Speaker 1: gonna do for me moment. And it was free dessert.
Speaker 1: And I gotta thank and shout out to Panasonic. Um
Speaker 1: I had a TV that was a lemon. It was
Speaker 1: on the fritz. It was terrible, it was awful, which
Speaker 1: it was. It was well apparently um A Panasonic doesn't.
Speaker 1: It was regular TV. Panasonic does not make televisions for
Speaker 1: the United States anymore. They're out of the mark the
Speaker 1: US market completely. I got all the way to the
Speaker 1: people who run corporate at Panasonic. They said, we Canada
Speaker 1: is the closest country that we issue TVs for. You
Speaker 1: can't find new TVs for other other countries, but just
Speaker 1: not Americas. Other products said he. I said, let's he
Speaker 1: bought this TV when they still make this thing has
Speaker 1: been is going to keep shutting off on me, keeps
Speaker 1: powering down whenever it wants. It's intermittent. The guy get
Speaker 1: I get the guy on the phone and I said, look,
Speaker 1: here's what you're gonna do for me. You're gonna reimburse
Speaker 1: me for half of the TV because I've lost out
Speaker 1: on all this TV time to TVs on my wall,
Speaker 1: and I keep missing out on football games and everything
Speaker 1: and keep jiggling the wires and keep resetting the TV.
Speaker 1: He stuck that and he didn't watch a lot of
Speaker 1: football and whatever it was. I was real housewatch TV.
Speaker 1: I watched porn. So I said to the guy, I said, dude,
Speaker 1: you're getting I said, I said, I need this right,
Speaker 1: and he was very cords on the phone. He goes,
Speaker 1: you know what, even though it's out of warranty, he says,
Speaker 1: I concur He he looked up my bill because I said,
Speaker 1: I sent him the bill right, So he's now going
Speaker 1: to get me. It was the TV was nine eighty dollars.
Speaker 1: He's gonna give me back four nine something dollars, half
Speaker 1: the price of the team with tax. Nice boom fifth.
Speaker 1: He said, the check will be on the way. And
Speaker 1: you know what he told me, He goes ahead, go
Speaker 1: buy yourself as Samsung or an LG there's or Sony whatever.
Speaker 1: There's no Panasonic available, So uh, free dessert for me.
Speaker 1: You welcome. Here's what you're gonna do for me. You're
Speaker 1: gonna give me half my money back. He gave me
Speaker 1: half my money back. All I had to do was ask,
Speaker 1: But checks on its way in my apartment. People don't
Speaker 1: think that. They'll just go I got a bad TV.
Speaker 1: What are you gonna do? Is that to warranty? What
Speaker 1: are you gonna do? That's crazy? What does you do?
Speaker 1: Would you do with the Panasonic? It's still on my wall?
Speaker 1: You want it? Doesn't work? I don't want it. I'm
Speaker 1: unscrew it. I said to the guy, said, we have
Speaker 1: to send it back and go still we have no
Speaker 1: use for you. Should film it, throw it out your window.
Speaker 1: That's what I meant to do. Something, take the back
Speaker 1: to it, like you know what. My girlfriend's pissing me off.
Speaker 1: Take a girlfriend, dude, Well, you know, put on a
Speaker 1: TV show you hate and go I hate this show
Speaker 1: and pam, we gotta do something fun with it. Well,
Speaker 1: I know who I'd like to have on TV and
Speaker 1: hit think. I'm not gonna say, oh, maybe I should,
Speaker 1: Maybe I should. Oh, I got an idea. What if
Speaker 1: we just sell it to somebody like you know, because
Speaker 1: then they're gonna call you up in six months ago.
Speaker 1: Here's what you're gonna do for me. I was put
Speaker 1: it under Brody's eBay. I think you should. I think
Speaker 1: you should take suggestions from your listeners what you should
Speaker 1: do with that. Someone you have to put on cras
Speaker 1: list and tell and list the problem, and says some
Speaker 1: TV guy fixing. That's what I figured A hundred bucks
Speaker 1: for it. Well, I googled this damn thing. The motherboard
Speaker 1: is just Friday. Well your motherboard, your mother your mother board,
Speaker 1: your mother boy, your mother boys so ugly. Yeah, yo,
Speaker 1: I do have someone used jokes. Well, let's get to those.
Speaker 1: These are things I wrote for the up Straight Marks,
Speaker 1: so I didn't get used. Punch line. Today, we were
Speaker 1: reading an email from We had a guy on the phone.
Speaker 1: He was a prison guard, and he was saying that
Speaker 1: they served hard boiled eggs one day to the inmates,
Speaker 1: and one guy thought would be funny to lay an
Speaker 1: egg on the table. So he put the hardballed egg
Speaker 1: up his butt, walked over to a table and where
Speaker 1: everyone was eating, and laid an egg out his butt.
Speaker 1: So so so I wrote two jokes. Neither one of
Speaker 1: them got used. One was that's what they call eggscretion,
Speaker 1: or you could refer to his eggs crement. We didn't
Speaker 1: get to that. So there you go. And then it's
Speaker 1: a short week, and so you have one joke and
Speaker 1: I have a list one. Yeah, but we were talking
Speaker 1: about the uh, the toys that made the Toy List,
Speaker 1: Toy Hall of Fame, the Toy Hall of Fame because
Speaker 1: this year and they said that really the black magic
Speaker 1: eight ball with the little thing on it black. Why
Speaker 1: did you what was that? I was, it's all balls
Speaker 1: are all that's not that's not it. You shake it
Speaker 1: and give you your fortun said black magic. It's black magic,
Speaker 1: the magic eightball Hall of Fame. So I said, well,
Speaker 1: they sell that in in nightclub bathrooms for years. And
Speaker 1: Elvis didn't use that on the air because it was
Speaker 1: a cocaine joke. Hold on, for those of you know
Speaker 1: what a magic a pole is, let me shake up
Speaker 1: my magic a ball and see if that joke was funny.
Speaker 1: Sources say no, yeah, I gotta tell you, I think
Speaker 1: I would like to think that Elvis thought it was
Speaker 1: funny and laughing on the inside, but decided not to
Speaker 1: use it because we were doing it was for a
Speaker 1: general audience and I was just making a coke joke. Okay,
Speaker 1: so do coke jokes on the radio. Okay, so a
Speaker 1: week or two week it's snowing so hard, I can
Speaker 1: go skiing right now. A week or two ago, an
Speaker 1: ice cream truck. Flip. But a week ago, a week ago,
Speaker 1: an ice cream truck, and I see, I gotta laugh
Speaker 1: out of Lalla you gott it's that urban here doing
Speaker 1: left because it was funny. Okay, But she knows a song,
Speaker 1: not because it was urban, because there's Bobby s Murder.
Speaker 1: I'm sure Laala likes a lot of different humor. Oh
Speaker 1: I know, but I'm just saying she got she got
Speaker 1: the Joe. Yeah, but not because it was urban, because well,
Speaker 1: I don't think a lily white pop rock. Hold On,
Speaker 1: if La La La was white, kind of you, he
Speaker 1: looks at you now, he's looking at you thinking you're
Speaker 1: you're you're black? Oh all right, drop of blood. Hold on,
Speaker 1: let's be honest with you. Let's be honest. If you
Speaker 1: sang a song lyric from adele and and La La
Speaker 1: was completely white, would you have gone, oh, you got
Speaker 1: that because I did white white music. No, But you
Speaker 1: pointed it out that it was urban only because she laughed,
Speaker 1: and I was thinking couldn't she just laugh because it
Speaker 1: was funny. It's called gradit. Lots of white people like
Speaker 1: that song. I know, but I'm just I'm just, oh
Speaker 1: my god, he's putting words in my mouth like spruce.
Speaker 1: Let's read the entire lyrics of that song that broke.
Speaker 1: I don't know what your dude, I'm saving it for
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. So a couple of weeks ago, an ice
Speaker 1: cream truck flipped over on the highway. Okay, so I
Speaker 1: wrote a bunch of jokes about the ice cream truck
Speaker 1: like news like news headlines, give you some background here, Okay,
Speaker 1: But then everybody got snow flaky. Well what if somebody
Speaker 1: died in the truck? What if somebody once got hit
Speaker 1: by an ice cream truck? What if someone wants choked
Speaker 1: on ice cream? Well, you can't make fun of an accident.
Speaker 1: Blah blah blah blah blah. Then we realized no one died.
Speaker 1: But then it was too late. No one wanted to
Speaker 1: do the jokes. So here all the news headlines. The
Speaker 1: next day, ice cream truck flips. It was a rocky road. Uh,
Speaker 1: ice cream truck flips. Products billed out, it had to
Speaker 1: be scooped up Uh, ice cream truck flipped. Police set
Speaker 1: up sugar cones along the road. Ice cream truck flipped.
Speaker 1: The footage shows the truck soft swerved at the last minute.
Speaker 1: Uh ice cream truck flipped. Roads were slippery, there was
Speaker 1: sprinkles of rain earlier to day. Ice cream truck flipped.
Speaker 1: There's some more damage than expected, some more and finally
Speaker 1: ice cream truck flipped. The driver looked piss stashioed off,
Speaker 1: thank you. That's why it was last. That's last. And
Speaker 1: I can't believe we didn't do that on the air
Speaker 1: on the Big Show. And that's what why don't we
Speaker 1: do that on the show? I explain why we didn't
Speaker 1: do it on the show. You should listen. Put that
Speaker 1: phones on there, you go listen. I got to tell
Speaker 1: your story, Spruce people, no German, German, Okay, I gotta
Speaker 1: tell you because you might not know the story. You
Speaker 1: know that Nathan's hot dogs that we eat, you know,
Speaker 1: you know Nathan, Yeah, everyone knows that, right, do you know?
Speaker 1: Nathan worked for a guy named Feltman, Charles Feltman, the
Speaker 1: inventor the hot dog. So Charles Feltman invented the hot
Speaker 1: dog in eighteen sixty seven. Okay, I'm gonna school you
Speaker 1: here for us. Okay, And and and Nathan was a
Speaker 1: bun slicer in Feltman's uh in Feltman's hot Dog place
Speaker 1: in Coney Island. And you know what he did. He
Speaker 1: freaking bolted and started his own business. And you know
Speaker 1: how that story ends. So, but Feldman's has been around forever.
Speaker 1: Um they are. They've been voted the best hot dog
Speaker 1: in New York City. They're all natural. There's no nitrates,
Speaker 1: no fillers, there's no unnatural ingredients. And a Feltman's of
Speaker 1: Coney Island hot dog are your tailgating this weekend and
Speaker 1: it's growing. Some hot dogs in a football game, you
Speaker 1: might bring some Feltman's absolutely, and they're follow along with
Speaker 1: us at Feltman's of Coney Island dot com. You can
Speaker 1: buy them there. They come in packages of six, eight, ten, skinless,
Speaker 1: more skin whatever you want. They've got Feltman's hot Dogs
Speaker 1: on their website. Now we've told you before. You can
Speaker 1: buy him at jet dot com and Amazon dot com. Yes,
Speaker 1: you can go there too. Now you can get him
Speaker 1: at King's, Balducci's and Mrs Green's. Yeah, and coming soon
Speaker 1: in Jersey stopping shop. It's good coming to a lot
Speaker 1: of stop. That's gonna be tremendous when they come. Uh
Speaker 1: and they're also the brick and mortar store is still
Speaker 1: there on Surf Avenue in Coney Island. We were there, Yeah,
Speaker 1: we were there. We took pictures in front of their.
Speaker 1: In fact, if you follow on Instagram, adds right by
Speaker 1: the cycle, it's the Brooklyn Boys podcast. You could see
Speaker 1: the picture Broody Night. I'm the one holding the hot dog.
Speaker 1: Would catch up on I'm the one holding the hot
Speaker 1: dog with mustard. Some a mustard guy and they makes
Speaker 1: their own mustard to look for that in stores. Okay,
Speaker 1: Feltman's mustard. All right, Well is that it fair? I'm
Speaker 1: one out hold on the floor recognizes Spruce one last time.
Speaker 1: So we're just gonna last time. No, are gonna leave off.
Speaker 1: You're gonna bust out of here, Spruce. I'm going Wow,
Speaker 1: it comes out so easily. I know I'm gonna bust out. Okay,
Speaker 1: so you don't get to say my Nile, I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna do that. No, no, no, thank you for stopping by.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna always a pleasure. I love you, Spruce. Pleasure
Speaker 1: I get to see you guys man. Yeah, take care
Speaker 1: of down Um hit the song Man, Is that it? Yeah,
Speaker 1: We're done? Yeah, okay too. You know what, he loves
Speaker 1: us from New Orleans. Where do you get loves us
Speaker 1: because we're from Brooklyn Boys, Brooklyn Brooklyn Boys, Rock rockl