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Speaker 1: He's another Jebeln the tent. Tell me I'm hello. Hi,

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Speaker 1: this is Darvin Schlong. I was looking to speak with Christine. Yes,

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Speaker 1: this is Christine. Hi Christine. Your friend Alexa told me

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Speaker 1: to give you a call about a job opening that

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Speaker 1: you had in medical sales. Oh great, Hi, what did

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Speaker 1: you say? Your name was again, Darvin Schlong, Darvin hid Hi,

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Speaker 1: Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you too. I

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Speaker 1: was calling because I have some experience in medical sales

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Speaker 1: and would love to tell you a little bit about myself.

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Speaker 1: I'm very interested. That's great. I'm looking for people who

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Speaker 1: have experience. You'd be surprised. A lot of people say

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Speaker 1: they have experience in sales. And I've just had a

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Speaker 1: lot of trouble, so i'd love to hear. Awesome, Well,

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Speaker 1: a little bit about me. I'm a hard worker and

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Speaker 1: I can be a bit of a missodoc taculius. Gosh,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I don't know what that what that means?

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Speaker 1: What does that mean? Misso doctacliast No, I don't I

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Speaker 1: don't know that. I'm not familiar with that term. Can

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Speaker 1: you tell me what that means? You don't know what

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Speaker 1: a misodoctaclius means no, I don't. I don't. Wow, that's surprising. Um,

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Speaker 1: it's somebody who doesn't like practicing piano. So I don't

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Speaker 1: not a big fan. I mean I'm good at piano.

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Speaker 1: I just don't like to practice, right. I didn't know

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Speaker 1: there was a word for that. Okay, well that's not

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Speaker 1: really relevant for us. So. Um. Oh well, I was just,

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Speaker 1: you know, telling you a little bit about myself. Okay, great,

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Speaker 1: And can you tell me a little a little more

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Speaker 1: about your sales experience? He said, you've worked in medical sales. Yes,

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Speaker 1: I've been in the business for about nine years, working

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Speaker 1: with a few different companies. And before that, I was

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Speaker 1: a dendrophilius. Oh um, excuse me? Is that a company?

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Speaker 1: Because I'm not familiar with it. You're kidding me? Right? Oh?

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Speaker 1: Could you sorry? Could you say the name of the

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Speaker 1: company again? It's not a company. You don't know what

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Speaker 1: din jr. Philius means, do you? I don't. I do

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Speaker 1: not know. Wow, Okay, it means loving trees enough to

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Speaker 1: live in them. You didn't know that, No, I did not. Um,

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Speaker 1: I've really never heard that. Wow. I had no idea

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Speaker 1: that I had to really dumb down the conversation here.

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Speaker 1: But I guess I have to excuse me. What did

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Speaker 1: you just say? Well, I just said, obviously you're having

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Speaker 1: a hard time understanding my vocabulary. So no, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: no no, you said something else. Could you please repeat

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Speaker 1: what you said to me? I said, I'd need to

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Speaker 1: probably dumb down this conversation because you're not really understanding

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Speaker 1: the words that I use. Your words, Darvin, you're using

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Speaker 1: very obscure words, and this is a job interview. Well,

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Speaker 1: I think most people know those words. No, they don't,

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Speaker 1: darn no one knows those words. Listen. It's not like

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Speaker 1: I'm being a copperl alomaniac or anything. I'm just using

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Speaker 1: words that I think you know what. I don't know

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Speaker 1: what you're talking about, and now you're just wasting my time.

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Speaker 1: Oh come on, you don't know what a copprolelomaniac is. No,

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Speaker 1: I do not, And you know what, frankly, I don't care, Okay,

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Speaker 1: And so if this is all you have to say

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Speaker 1: to me, then I'm done here, all right? You and

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Speaker 1: your flossin astin a hillophilification of my past experience is

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Speaker 1: really rude. I think, all right, you know what, I

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Speaker 1: am done I am done with you, and you're stupid

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Speaker 1: made up words. You're just making up words now, I

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Speaker 1: don't know. Well, that is not a fake word. That's

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Speaker 1: a real word. No, it's not, Yes it is. It

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Speaker 1: means to deem something worthless, kind of like this phone

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Speaker 1: call because it's a prank phone call. No what Yeah,

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Speaker 1: this is actually Jewbil from Brook and Jewel in the

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Speaker 1: morning doing a phone tap on you. Your friend Alexa

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Speaker 1: set you up. Yes, I'm sorry. I don't have any

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Speaker 1: big words for prank I didn't google those, but yes,

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Speaker 1: it's a prank phone call. She told me that you've

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Speaker 1: been interviewing all types of weirdos for the job and

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Speaker 1: wanted me to mess with you. I can't believe it. Well,

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Speaker 1: I can't believe that you don't know a missile dooct

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Speaker 1: taclia diist is. Everyone should know what a misso doctor doctor.

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Speaker 1: Excuse me, Christine, it's a misso doc taclio disc week

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Speaker 1: up every morning with jubilfooe tabs weekday mornings on the twenties,

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Speaker 1: fly On removing ninety two point five