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Speaker 1: we do it? Yes, ye, yep we can. Good morning, Danielle,

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Speaker 1: we gotta kill this switch. You're from the seventies, but

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Speaker 1: clean this mess up, right Max Greenfield, who plays Schmidt, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Apparently he used to listen to our show, So I

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Speaker 1: don't know. That's awesome, But that's the problem with our show.

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Speaker 1: It's the show that people used to listen to. No,

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Speaker 1: don't say it's a Joe to joke. Kirsten, How are

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Speaker 1: It's sorry day. I'm here in Minneapolis and we're ready

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Speaker 1: get tired of people saying, well, you're from Minneapolis, you're

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Speaker 1: have a fantastic time. You're leaving what tomorrow tomorrow? Yeah,

420
00:22:29,359 --> 00:22:32,200
Speaker 1: we're flying out about this time tomorrow, So have fun

421
00:22:32,600 --> 00:22:35,359
Speaker 1: Jamaica because here that there's been twenty seven years of

422
00:22:35,520 --> 00:22:40,520
Speaker 1: Hanson music. Yeah, they've been around long time. Seven yeah, yeah, yeah,

423
00:22:41,920 --> 00:22:44,280
Speaker 1: this year or too. So wow, there you go. The

424
00:22:44,359 --> 00:22:47,880
Speaker 1: girl Hanson, the girl I ride to work with every day,

425
00:22:48,080 --> 00:22:50,800
Speaker 1: is a weird closeted Hanson fan. I had no idea

426
00:22:50,880 --> 00:22:52,440
Speaker 1: she travels to see them too. And one time I

427
00:22:52,480 --> 00:22:54,760
Speaker 1: opened up her trunk and a poster flew out and

428
00:22:54,880 --> 00:22:58,520
Speaker 1: it was for handsOn post. How old is she? I

429
00:22:58,560 --> 00:23:01,400
Speaker 1: think she's like thirty three year thirty four? Men. Wow,

430
00:23:01,520 --> 00:23:04,320
Speaker 1: that's that's a young handsome fan. Yeah. But I was

431
00:23:04,359 --> 00:23:06,600
Speaker 1: like trying to catch it. I said, don't worry, it's laminated.

432
00:23:06,640 --> 00:23:09,399
Speaker 1: It'll be okay. Oh my god. All right, Diana, have

433
00:23:09,560 --> 00:23:11,800
Speaker 1: a great time in Jamaica, and tell the guys in

434
00:23:11,880 --> 00:23:13,640
Speaker 1: Hanson we love them. I saw them not too long ago.

435
00:23:13,640 --> 00:23:17,159
Speaker 1: They're very nice, very nice guys. Absolutely definitely, thank you

436
00:23:17,240 --> 00:23:18,800
Speaker 1: so much. I love you, guys. I love you. More.

437
00:23:18,920 --> 00:23:21,840
Speaker 1: Safe travels. Yeah, I'm gonna go on a handsome, handsome,

438
00:23:22,240 --> 00:23:27,359
Speaker 1: handsome Jamaica. Uh, theme vacation? Way? What do you call it?

439
00:23:27,480 --> 00:23:30,320
Speaker 1: A theme vacation vacation? If you has to pick a

440
00:23:30,440 --> 00:23:32,639
Speaker 1: group or a band that you love so much to

441
00:23:32,800 --> 00:23:35,960
Speaker 1: like do that with, who would you? Who would it be? Oh?

442
00:23:36,080 --> 00:23:39,200
Speaker 1: This is tough. God, can we have a moment on that. Okay,

443
00:23:39,280 --> 00:23:41,920
Speaker 1: let's think about that. I'm ready. Okay, Well we're gonna

444
00:23:41,960 --> 00:23:43,920
Speaker 1: move on. Okay, we'll come back to that in a minute.

445
00:23:43,960 --> 00:23:51,959
Speaker 1: Hello Sarah, Hi Sarah. So what's what's going on? Oh? Well,

446
00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:54,760
Speaker 1: I talk to them about James Taylor, and he thought

447
00:23:54,800 --> 00:23:58,480
Speaker 1: as nice as his music makes him out to be. Okay, So,

448
00:23:58,680 --> 00:24:00,919
Speaker 1: James Taylor, he was a artists back in the late

449
00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:03,560
Speaker 1: sixties and seventies, and so I did. I did a

450
00:24:03,760 --> 00:24:06,520
Speaker 1: commercial for his new book, which is on audible you

451
00:24:06,560 --> 00:24:08,320
Speaker 1: can listen to it. And he did come up with

452
00:24:08,440 --> 00:24:12,240
Speaker 1: some really really fantastic music back in the day. You

453
00:24:12,320 --> 00:24:14,240
Speaker 1: may not know it, but a lot of people's grandparents

454
00:24:14,359 --> 00:24:15,920
Speaker 1: know it, and I know it. I grew up to it.

455
00:24:16,440 --> 00:24:18,680
Speaker 1: But anyway, so you met James Taylor and he's he

456
00:24:18,800 --> 00:24:22,320
Speaker 1: wasn't that nice of a guy? Well, my mom met him.

457
00:24:22,520 --> 00:24:26,080
Speaker 1: She saw him in the early nineties, and apparently he

458
00:24:26,320 --> 00:24:30,480
Speaker 1: was pretty cranky, bad vibes, good music, but really changed

459
00:24:30,520 --> 00:24:32,400
Speaker 1: her opinion of him as a person. Well, i'm reading

460
00:24:32,440 --> 00:24:38,840
Speaker 1: your text here. It says here that he's a douchebag. Yeah,

461
00:24:38,960 --> 00:24:43,040
Speaker 1: is that what you? Yeahs weren't. Here's the thing, and

462
00:24:43,119 --> 00:24:45,439
Speaker 1: I learned this a long time ago. You should never

463
00:24:45,760 --> 00:24:50,440
Speaker 1: meet your idols the people you Obviously your mother really

464
00:24:50,480 --> 00:24:54,520
Speaker 1: liked him, or she wouldn't have gone to meet him, right. Oh. Absolutely.

465
00:24:54,680 --> 00:24:57,840
Speaker 1: She called me Taylor Bud because of one of his songs.

466
00:24:57,920 --> 00:25:02,800
Speaker 1: So she's a James Taylor karak. Oh yeah, yeah, well

467
00:25:02,880 --> 00:25:04,760
Speaker 1: you know because I remember. And I'm going to give

468
00:25:04,760 --> 00:25:07,760
Speaker 1: you another old artist I love. Have We've gone from

469
00:25:07,800 --> 00:25:11,359
Speaker 1: Hanson to James Taylor and now to Barry Manilow. If

470
00:25:11,359 --> 00:25:12,680
Speaker 1: you if I don't know, if you read my book

471
00:25:12,680 --> 00:25:14,320
Speaker 1: it's called Where Do I Begin? I talk about the

472
00:25:14,359 --> 00:25:17,200
Speaker 1: time I met Barry Mandeloe when I was a little kid.

473
00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:19,320
Speaker 1: I really wanted I loved his music. You know, a

474
00:25:19,359 --> 00:25:21,199
Speaker 1: little gay guy in Texas. Who else are you going

475
00:25:21,240 --> 00:25:23,359
Speaker 1: to listen to? And I met him and he was

476
00:25:23,600 --> 00:25:27,920
Speaker 1: a total, total mean guy I called in my book,

477
00:25:27,960 --> 00:25:30,000
Speaker 1: I called him an a hole. Yeah, the same thing

478
00:25:30,040 --> 00:25:33,360
Speaker 1: happened to me because my mom, huge fan of Barry Manilow,

479
00:25:33,720 --> 00:25:36,119
Speaker 1: took her to the Grammy Awards one year he was

480
00:25:36,200 --> 00:25:42,200
Speaker 1: there and he was a jacket. Yeah. Well, so Sarah,

481
00:25:42,359 --> 00:25:44,600
Speaker 1: let me ask you who who are you dying to meet?

482
00:25:44,640 --> 00:25:46,600
Speaker 1: And I'll tell you if we know, If they're nice

483
00:25:46,840 --> 00:25:51,000
Speaker 1: or mean. Oh you know what, I would absolutely love

484
00:25:51,200 --> 00:25:56,919
Speaker 1: meet Arlo Guthrie. Oh I never met Arlo. Arlo Guthrie

485
00:25:57,000 --> 00:26:01,160
Speaker 1: was a huge artist. Okay, uh anyone that was born

486
00:26:01,280 --> 00:26:06,240
Speaker 1: after the year nineteen fifty. No, I don't know. Arlo

487
00:26:06,320 --> 00:26:09,160
Speaker 1: Guthrie had some Look. I love all types of music.

488
00:26:09,240 --> 00:26:11,040
Speaker 1: That's why I know all these people. Arlo Guthrie was

489
00:26:11,040 --> 00:26:15,680
Speaker 1: an incredible artist, without doubt. I'm sure Arlow's nine incredible artist.

490
00:26:15,760 --> 00:26:19,920
Speaker 1: I just saw him before Thanksgiving and still doing great.

491
00:26:20,080 --> 00:26:22,000
Speaker 1: There you go, Well listen. Thank you for listening, Sarah.

492
00:26:22,040 --> 00:26:24,840
Speaker 1: Thanks for sharing your mom's story about James Taylor. Hey,

493
00:26:24,920 --> 00:26:27,680
Speaker 1: the Jonas brothers are very nice. They're very nice. Yeah,

494
00:26:27,880 --> 00:26:29,919
Speaker 1: they are so was kesh up. By the way, if

495
00:26:29,920 --> 00:26:32,000
Speaker 1: you can do that cruise, do it all right, Sarah?

496
00:26:32,160 --> 00:26:34,239
Speaker 1: Thank you for listening. Can we talk Yeah, let's talk

497
00:26:34,240 --> 00:26:37,080
Speaker 1: about artists of that are a little more contemporary. I'd

498
00:26:37,119 --> 00:26:40,960
Speaker 1: like to go to cruise with Sage that cruise. That

499
00:26:41,080 --> 00:26:44,160
Speaker 1: would be crazy, that'd be nice. Yeah, you didn't remember.

500
00:26:44,160 --> 00:26:46,360
Speaker 1: You wouldn't remember half of them. No, I wouldn't. I'm

501
00:26:46,400 --> 00:26:48,800
Speaker 1: waiting on Rihanna. Oh yeah, I love her. We never

502
00:26:48,880 --> 00:26:51,240
Speaker 1: got into the three things you need to know? Shall

503
00:26:51,280 --> 00:26:53,680
Speaker 1: I save them for just after seven o'clock? Yeah, okay,

504
00:26:53,840 --> 00:26:55,680
Speaker 1: that makes me kind of crazy. They're the three most

505
00:26:55,720 --> 00:26:59,560
Speaker 1: important things. Ever, I'm sad that we missed it the day.

506
00:27:00,960 --> 00:27:02,840
Speaker 1: Let's get into it. We'll get to Daniel report on.

507
00:27:03,080 --> 00:27:04,760
Speaker 1: At least I'm doing something. I'm supposed to do this.

508
00:27:04,960 --> 00:27:08,680
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Daniel. All right, yeah here, wait a minute.

509
00:27:08,840 --> 00:27:11,040
Speaker 1: See now, I'm afraid do people meet us and think

510
00:27:11,040 --> 00:27:14,280
Speaker 1: we're about to douche bangs. There was only one time

511
00:27:14,320 --> 00:27:16,879
Speaker 1: that I had that problem. What did you do to them? Okay,

512
00:27:17,119 --> 00:27:19,040
Speaker 1: So we were in an environment where there was a

513
00:27:19,119 --> 00:27:21,439
Speaker 1: lot of people yelling our names, trying to get our attention,

514
00:27:21,680 --> 00:27:23,879
Speaker 1: and you can't like talk to everybody at once. So

515
00:27:23,960 --> 00:27:26,280
Speaker 1: I was trying my best to get to everyone. Well,

516
00:27:26,359 --> 00:27:28,680
Speaker 1: I didn't get to her quick enough, and she called

517
00:27:28,720 --> 00:27:33,280
Speaker 1: me some not very nice words like ass bitch. You

518
00:27:33,359 --> 00:27:37,000
Speaker 1: know they called you an ass bitch, well ass and

519
00:27:37,119 --> 00:27:39,399
Speaker 1: the other part. Yeah. So I turned around and I

520
00:27:39,440 --> 00:27:41,760
Speaker 1: went over to her and I said, excuse me, can

521
00:27:41,800 --> 00:27:43,800
Speaker 1: I talk to you for a minute? Oh wow? Oh yeah,

522
00:27:44,040 --> 00:27:46,400
Speaker 1: you fronted and I said listen. I said, I'm trying

523
00:27:46,480 --> 00:27:48,879
Speaker 1: my best here, blah, blah blah, No, No, I didn't

524
00:27:48,920 --> 00:27:50,639
Speaker 1: mean it. I said, well, you've meant it because you

525
00:27:50,720 --> 00:27:53,600
Speaker 1: called me your name. Yeah, call us now or text

526
00:27:53,680 --> 00:27:55,680
Speaker 1: us at five. If you've met one of us and

527
00:27:55,760 --> 00:28:01,280
Speaker 1: we were, we were an ass bitcha aspitch. I'm sure

528
00:28:01,320 --> 00:28:04,040
Speaker 1: I'm in an ass pitch too many people. Let's go

529
00:28:04,080 --> 00:28:05,520
Speaker 1: ahead and let's get it. Let's get it out in

530
00:28:05,560 --> 00:28:08,639
Speaker 1: the open. Let's iron those crises. I've been accused of

531
00:28:08,680 --> 00:28:13,399
Speaker 1: it myself as Oh yeah, alright, let's get into the

532
00:28:13,480 --> 00:28:15,959
Speaker 1: Danielle report. What do you have going on? Daniel all right?

533
00:28:16,040 --> 00:28:19,080
Speaker 1: So if you watch Florabama Shore, you know who Nils

534
00:28:19,160 --> 00:28:22,439
Speaker 1: it is. Dude. She's a nutcase. She was flying off

535
00:28:22,480 --> 00:28:25,360
Speaker 1: the handle. She smashed a car window to pieces during

536
00:28:25,400 --> 00:28:28,360
Speaker 1: this drunken arrest. If you if you haven't seen the store,

537
00:28:28,400 --> 00:28:30,280
Speaker 1: you just need to watch the video because she just

538
00:28:30,560 --> 00:28:32,520
Speaker 1: went off the handles. So check that out. So, the

539
00:28:32,600 --> 00:28:35,440
Speaker 1: manufacturer of the helicopter that crash with Kobe Bryant and

540
00:28:35,520 --> 00:28:38,520
Speaker 1: eight others, they are actively taking steps to make sure

541
00:28:38,560 --> 00:28:42,240
Speaker 1: that other helicopters add that critical system that was missing

542
00:28:42,320 --> 00:28:45,640
Speaker 1: from Kobe's helicopter. You know, a lot of them have

543
00:28:45,720 --> 00:28:48,760
Speaker 1: to be equipped with that terrain awareness and warning system. Well,

544
00:28:48,800 --> 00:28:51,680
Speaker 1: it was an optional thing for Kobe, so it didn't

545
00:28:51,720 --> 00:28:54,200
Speaker 1: have it. So they're trying to get other people to

546
00:28:54,280 --> 00:28:58,200
Speaker 1: put it in now. So yeah, Offset has been detained

547
00:28:58,280 --> 00:29:00,240
Speaker 1: by cops after a report of a person with a

548
00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:03,720
Speaker 1: gun at an LA shopping center. So law enforcement sources

549
00:29:03,800 --> 00:29:06,840
Speaker 1: say that they recovered two guns. Offset and three others

550
00:29:06,920 --> 00:29:09,120
Speaker 1: had been taken to the station for further questioning. No

551
00:29:09,200 --> 00:29:11,440
Speaker 1: official rests have been made, but I'll keep you posted

552
00:29:11,480 --> 00:29:13,400
Speaker 1: on that one. Did you hear that somebody broke into

553
00:29:13,440 --> 00:29:16,960
Speaker 1: Billy Joel's Long Island estate? They damaged twelve of his

554
00:29:17,080 --> 00:29:20,760
Speaker 1: motorcycles in his office. I did, but they didn't steal anything,

555
00:29:20,800 --> 00:29:23,240
Speaker 1: didn't take a thing. It doesn't make any sense. Yeah,

556
00:29:26,120 --> 00:29:28,640
Speaker 1: oh you did it? Yeah? Why would you do that? Guys?

557
00:29:28,680 --> 00:29:30,320
Speaker 1: I don't know, it's a little rude. I mean, I'm

558
00:29:30,360 --> 00:29:33,120
Speaker 1: just gonna just saying. I was looking at this um

559
00:29:33,520 --> 00:29:35,840
Speaker 1: this thing about Blake Lively. So she was doing an

560
00:29:35,880 --> 00:29:38,000
Speaker 1: interview on the Red Carpet um and it was the

561
00:29:38,040 --> 00:29:41,000
Speaker 1: premiere of the Rhythm Section and they told her, you know,

562
00:29:41,280 --> 00:29:44,080
Speaker 1: your character is such a badass in this movie. And

563
00:29:44,360 --> 00:29:47,880
Speaker 1: her reply was so strange. She was like, why can't

564
00:29:47,920 --> 00:29:50,320
Speaker 1: we use the term good ass? Why do I have

565
00:29:50,440 --> 00:29:52,880
Speaker 1: to be a badass? Why can't it be a good ass?

566
00:29:53,080 --> 00:29:54,520
Speaker 1: No one wants to be a good as? What the

567
00:29:54,600 --> 00:29:59,080
Speaker 1: hell does that even meant? As? Yeah? So what? Yes? Exactly?

568
00:29:59,440 --> 00:30:03,240
Speaker 1: That was just stupid and I don't stand up, turn

569
00:30:03,280 --> 00:30:10,920
Speaker 1: around me act okay. So James Cordon was talking about

570
00:30:10,960 --> 00:30:13,400
Speaker 1: starring in the hit play The History Boys, and he

571
00:30:13,600 --> 00:30:16,760
Speaker 1: said he struggled for so many years to get substantial

572
00:30:16,920 --> 00:30:20,200
Speaker 1: roles while his co stars, who were skinnier than him,

573
00:30:20,280 --> 00:30:23,160
Speaker 1: got all the good parts. He said, I would get

574
00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:26,360
Speaker 1: the guy who drops off a television to somebody in

575
00:30:26,400 --> 00:30:28,200
Speaker 1: a movie, Like, that's the roles I would get. And

576
00:30:28,240 --> 00:30:31,240
Speaker 1: he said, and if you notice, overweight people in movies

577
00:30:31,520 --> 00:30:34,720
Speaker 1: don't really fall in love, they don't have sex. Says

578
00:30:34,760 --> 00:30:37,120
Speaker 1: this was a problem for a very very long time,

579
00:30:37,360 --> 00:30:39,480
Speaker 1: and he says hopefully that that will be changing. So

580
00:30:39,680 --> 00:30:42,680
Speaker 1: let's hope. So let's see tonight on television, there is

581
00:30:42,720 --> 00:30:45,200
Speaker 1: a lot. You've got The Good Place, You've got The

582
00:30:45,360 --> 00:30:47,800
Speaker 1: Stranger on Netflix. That's a series premiere of an eight

583
00:30:47,880 --> 00:30:52,080
Speaker 1: episode mini series. You also have Grays, a million little things.

584
00:30:52,360 --> 00:30:54,360
Speaker 1: I just want to put this on your Radar. First

585
00:30:54,360 --> 00:30:56,280
Speaker 1: of all zombies too, which I am so excited for

586
00:30:56,440 --> 00:30:58,720
Speaker 1: Board fourteenth on the Disney Channel. But do you know

587
00:30:58,800 --> 00:31:01,160
Speaker 1: what comes back in two months that I realized yesterday?

588
00:31:01,280 --> 00:31:05,960
Speaker 1: What Ozark? Wait? Wait stop the truck? Oh yes, seven

589
00:31:06,840 --> 00:31:09,560
Speaker 1: twenty seventh Ozark is bad? Yes, God, I feel like

590
00:31:09,640 --> 00:31:12,120
Speaker 1: we've waited forever. Can I tell you right now, I'm

591
00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:14,480
Speaker 1: already mad. Why because I'm gonna watch it all in

592
00:31:14,560 --> 00:31:16,520
Speaker 1: one weekend and it's gonna be over. I'm so. I'm

593
00:31:16,560 --> 00:31:19,200
Speaker 1: already anticipating the bad feeling of the new episode of

594
00:31:19,200 --> 00:31:21,440
Speaker 1: the new season of Osarry. It's season three, right, Yes.

595
00:31:21,520 --> 00:31:23,560
Speaker 1: I had this conversation with Sheldon last night and I said,

596
00:31:23,640 --> 00:31:25,880
Speaker 1: we cannot binge it all at once. We need to

597
00:31:26,160 --> 00:31:28,600
Speaker 1: enjoy this and like stretch it out a little bit

598
00:31:28,640 --> 00:31:30,320
Speaker 1: because we don't know when the hell we're gonna get another,

599
00:31:30,560 --> 00:31:32,800
Speaker 1: because it's been a long time. Yeah. So you know

600
00:31:32,920 --> 00:31:34,440
Speaker 1: that's why I don't. I say, don't binge it all

601
00:31:34,480 --> 00:31:36,840
Speaker 1: on oneself, this, don't do it. I have to enjoy it.

602
00:31:36,920 --> 00:31:38,800
Speaker 1: It is funny how they call it a season, but

603
00:31:38,880 --> 00:31:42,200
Speaker 1: it doesn't last a season. It's just it's just it's there,

604
00:31:42,760 --> 00:31:46,960
Speaker 1: episode here, it's there. And gone, wow. All right, So

605
00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:49,040
Speaker 1: I'm reading on the text messages people who have medicine

606
00:31:49,080 --> 00:31:51,640
Speaker 1: called us as bitches. No, I don't have a lot here.

607
00:31:51,640 --> 00:31:54,640
Speaker 1: A few people said I was an ass bitch or

608
00:31:54,800 --> 00:31:56,360
Speaker 1: read it. I just got to read it out loud.

609
00:31:57,080 --> 00:31:58,920
Speaker 1: I think someone met me at the Iowa State Fair

610
00:31:59,080 --> 00:32:03,880
Speaker 1: and they rudely that closed the line's not you. Hey,

611
00:32:03,960 --> 00:32:05,920
Speaker 1: wait a second, someone I met Elvis and des moines

612
00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:08,720
Speaker 1: most genuine, sweetest ever love him. I don't want that one.

613
00:32:09,080 --> 00:32:11,360
Speaker 1: I want that ass bitch text. Yes. Wait, I'm being

614
00:32:11,360 --> 00:32:14,760
Speaker 1: an ass bitch right now. There is um When I

615
00:32:14,840 --> 00:32:17,560
Speaker 1: used to live in Columbus, Ohio, apparently there's another girl

616
00:32:17,640 --> 00:32:20,520
Speaker 1: who looks just like me, and she was really rude

617
00:32:20,560 --> 00:32:22,720
Speaker 1: to people all the time, and then she would say

618
00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:24,240
Speaker 1: she was me. So I'm sure that there are a

619
00:32:24,240 --> 00:32:25,840
Speaker 1: lot of people in Columbus that have some bad things

620
00:32:25,880 --> 00:32:27,800
Speaker 1: to say. It wasn't me. That wasn't Not that I

621
00:32:27,840 --> 00:32:30,120
Speaker 1: haven't been an ass bitch at some point, but that

622
00:32:30,280 --> 00:32:33,760
Speaker 1: girl was really, I tell you what. So it wasn't you, though,

623
00:32:33,960 --> 00:32:35,880
Speaker 1: so that doesn't count. A lot of people are talking

624
00:32:35,880 --> 00:32:41,400
Speaker 1: about scary being jerked online. I apologize for that, but

625
00:32:41,560 --> 00:32:43,800
Speaker 1: I was actually called an ass bitch or something like

626
00:32:43,920 --> 00:32:47,200
Speaker 1: it for not accepting someone's resume at a food fair

627
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Speaker 1: that I was the radio station. See you're acting a

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Speaker 1: little as now I do, Nate or scary, can't remember

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Speaker 1: which was an ass bitch. I went to a dysfunctional

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Speaker 1: family vacation with you guys. Was waiting in line for

631
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Speaker 1: a spiked pop cycle by the pool of them just

632
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Speaker 1: uses there. I'm with the morning show to cut line

633
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Speaker 1: and took the last ones. I had to settle for

634
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Speaker 1: a non alcoholic says I hate you, you as bitch?

635
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Speaker 1: All right, well our apologies. This is Ianna Gan. Hey,

636
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Speaker 1: what's up as policy? What's up, guys? I'm with Albus

637
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Speaker 1: dan Alas in the morning. So there's no single perfect

638
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Speaker 1: bowl of oatmeal. I like mine sweet, you might like

639
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Speaker 1: your savory. But when you start with whole green Quaker oats,

640
00:33:30,480 --> 00:33:33,120
Speaker 1: there's your perfect bowl. And that's what matters. Look for

641
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Speaker 1: Quaker oats, instant Quaker oatmeal, and Quaker oatmeal cups, Quaker oats,

642
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Speaker 1: our oats, your creation. It's a day Brodie's birthday, Yeah, birthday.

643
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Speaker 1: And you know what, Danielle, since the beginning of time

644
00:33:48,480 --> 00:33:50,840
Speaker 1: has always been the responsible member of our show to

645
00:33:51,160 --> 00:33:53,320
Speaker 1: go out and buy a birthday card and bring some

646
00:33:53,440 --> 00:33:57,000
Speaker 1: sort of celebratory dessert. Yes, so, anyways, I have a

647
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Speaker 1: card here. Don't look at it. I have to sign it, Brodie.

648
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Speaker 1: I actually remember this year. All right, I have to

649
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Speaker 1: sign your card. Just pretend you don't know I'm signing

650
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Speaker 1: your card. Okay, hold on, let me open it up. Okay.

651
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Speaker 1: When I bought the card, I didn't realize it was

652
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Speaker 1: that loud. I love it. I didn't hear anything. We

653
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Speaker 1: try to sign it in private. Can you hold that? Scary?

654
00:34:25,320 --> 00:34:27,800
Speaker 1: I've always trying to sign these cards in private, but

655
00:34:27,920 --> 00:34:31,120
Speaker 1: everyone knows they're getting a car. That one was louder

656
00:34:31,160 --> 00:34:34,160
Speaker 1: than most. Nate, Nate, just sign it looked the other way, Brodie,

657
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Speaker 1: don't Yeah, you couldn't close that card close? Sorry guy?

658
00:34:41,320 --> 00:34:43,680
Speaker 1: All right, yes, Brodie, remember the year she got me

659
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Speaker 1: a bookmark because she forgot to get me a I

660
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Speaker 1: did I give you an I always I don't have

661
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Speaker 1: a stack in the back, Brody. By the way, they

662
00:34:51,400 --> 00:34:53,279
Speaker 1: should they should have named him a chip on the

663
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Speaker 1: shoulder Brody because he he has an issue with everyone.

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Speaker 1: You wonder how many years ago that was Elvis, Like

665
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Speaker 1: forty you get a party on your birthday? All I

666
00:35:02,400 --> 00:35:03,759
Speaker 1: wanted was a car. Can you know how many times

667
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Speaker 1: I've said, please, don't tell me a party. I don't

668
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Speaker 1: want it, and they throw me a party. He gets

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Speaker 1: I can't help it. A fabulous Speaking of fabulous, where

670
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Speaker 1: is uh? Where's diamond? Diamond? What is today? I think

671
00:35:14,520 --> 00:35:16,080
Speaker 1: you know? Diamond always comes in to tell us what

672
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Speaker 1: today is. It's national green bean in a cannide, It's

673
00:35:18,640 --> 00:35:22,920
Speaker 1: national corn cob day, national Uh take your pet to

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Speaker 1: work day, which I did? A good day? All right, Hi, Diamond,

675
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Speaker 1: not not me, lacunas Hi. I just love that, she said,

676
00:35:29,040 --> 00:35:34,600
Speaker 1: speaking of fabulous, where's diamond? Okay? Because you are today?

677
00:35:34,840 --> 00:35:39,040
Speaker 1: Today is national Croissant Day? Croissant? Yes? Or do they say?

678
00:35:39,080 --> 00:35:43,319
Speaker 1: How does they say it in France? Okay? I didn't

679
00:35:43,360 --> 00:35:46,720
Speaker 1: want to embarrass myself. It's okay, Croissant. I know exactly

680
00:35:46,760 --> 00:35:50,920
Speaker 1: what we're talking about. So guess what I found out?

681
00:35:51,080 --> 00:35:56,440
Speaker 1: What croissants didn't originate in France? Where they where they originate? Austria.

682
00:35:57,200 --> 00:36:01,520
Speaker 1: I believe that. But by Turkish baker, that's so cool. No,

683
00:36:03,640 --> 00:36:05,840
Speaker 1: I'm in of course, if you go to France and

684
00:36:05,920 --> 00:36:07,880
Speaker 1: try to tell a French baker there that they'll be

685
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:10,759
Speaker 1: so upset. Oh yeah, it's like all these people here

686
00:36:10,800 --> 00:36:13,680
Speaker 1: in New York, all these Italian Americans, they think that

687
00:36:13,800 --> 00:36:17,880
Speaker 1: Italians invented pasta. When you tell them that pasta is

688
00:36:17,880 --> 00:36:21,000
Speaker 1: actually invented in China, they get very mad. I didn't

689
00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:23,640
Speaker 1: know that, very mad. I think we should do something

690
00:36:23,719 --> 00:36:25,960
Speaker 1: with this. I think that every day she comes in

691
00:36:26,040 --> 00:36:29,160
Speaker 1: and she gives us like a you knows why it

692
00:36:29,320 --> 00:36:31,479
Speaker 1: is croissante? What is at the end of the week,

693
00:36:32,320 --> 00:36:33,880
Speaker 1: we gave a contest and we said, you have to

694
00:36:33,920 --> 00:36:36,160
Speaker 1: call in and tell us one thing that diamond said

695
00:36:36,160 --> 00:36:37,520
Speaker 1: about one of the days of the week that you

696
00:36:37,719 --> 00:36:40,160
Speaker 1: learned this week, and you win a T shirt. All right, listen,

697
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Speaker 1: I'm giving away knowledge the more you know, you know,

698
00:36:44,360 --> 00:36:47,960
Speaker 1: as they say, knowledge is power. Yes, now we have

699
00:36:48,080 --> 00:36:52,520
Speaker 1: the power of knowledge. What's scary? But pasta has all

700
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Speaker 1: of it have Italian names, all the varieties that a

701
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Speaker 1: cheeny linguini z that has nothing to do with domain.

702
00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:04,600
Speaker 1: But if they coined sorry, if there ain't coined the term,

703
00:37:05,080 --> 00:37:07,120
Speaker 1: then they you know, they made those names. Now they

704
00:37:07,760 --> 00:37:11,880
Speaker 1: the Chinese invented pasta, and then the Italians started making it.

705
00:37:11,960 --> 00:37:13,879
Speaker 1: Then they started coming up with shapes and they gave

706
00:37:13,960 --> 00:37:16,279
Speaker 1: them different names. So we stole this idea. No one

707
00:37:16,360 --> 00:37:19,680
Speaker 1: said you stole anything. We switched it up. French fries

708
00:37:19,719 --> 00:37:22,320
Speaker 1: aren't from France. Nope, you borrowed it and repurposed it.

709
00:37:23,480 --> 00:37:26,440
Speaker 1: And that's okay, you know, and someone say you perfected it.

710
00:37:27,239 --> 00:37:28,800
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, It's okay. We got to

711
00:37:28,840 --> 00:37:31,280
Speaker 1: be known for something. Oh, come on, you asked her Italian.

712
00:37:32,480 --> 00:37:37,920
Speaker 1: It's all calmed down. It's okay, It's all right anyway.

713
00:37:37,960 --> 00:37:43,560
Speaker 1: So croissant, I love him, A buttery, flaky whatever. I

714
00:37:43,680 --> 00:37:45,200
Speaker 1: dip it in my coffee and people think I'm out

715
00:37:45,239 --> 00:37:47,359
Speaker 1: of my mind. No, that sounds like a great plan.

716
00:37:47,560 --> 00:37:49,120
Speaker 1: Hey I'm out of my mind. Hey, you know it's

717
00:37:49,120 --> 00:37:52,719
Speaker 1: coming in in less than an hour. Max Greenfield the

718
00:37:52,800 --> 00:37:56,000
Speaker 1: second season of his show on CBS The Neighborhood. Uh,

719
00:37:56,480 --> 00:38:01,640
Speaker 1: we're rolling through that, of course, a new girl. But Schmidt, right,

720
00:38:02,239 --> 00:38:04,359
Speaker 1: do you have a Schmidt book? What did I see? Oh?

721
00:38:04,960 --> 00:38:07,080
Speaker 1: So you know? Look the thing you have to say

722
00:38:07,120 --> 00:38:09,520
Speaker 1: about Max Greenfield he is a working actor who continues

723
00:38:09,560 --> 00:38:11,560
Speaker 1: to get jobs. And that's that's as as far as

724
00:38:11,640 --> 00:38:14,759
Speaker 1: his professional life goes that's great. He's getting jobs. He's

725
00:38:14,800 --> 00:38:17,080
Speaker 1: a working actor. But he walks down the street people

726
00:38:17,120 --> 00:38:20,680
Speaker 1: still scream Schmidt. Oh yeah, I can't escape the big role.

727
00:38:20,920 --> 00:38:24,120
Speaker 1: I know. But I'm sure he's okay with that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway,

728
00:38:24,200 --> 00:38:28,040
Speaker 1: So the Definitive Account of One Man's genius Schmidt, And

729
00:38:28,120 --> 00:38:30,239
Speaker 1: it's a whole book. Where'd you get this book? So?

730
00:38:30,360 --> 00:38:31,920
Speaker 1: I got that book when the show was out, oh

731
00:38:31,920 --> 00:38:34,680
Speaker 1: about eight years ago. It's from the writers who wrote

732
00:38:34,719 --> 00:38:36,719
Speaker 1: a journal as if Schmidt wrote it. So it's in

733
00:38:36,880 --> 00:38:40,640
Speaker 1: his voice, so it's all his theories. Is not from

734
00:38:40,680 --> 00:38:43,200
Speaker 1: the show, it's before the show. Very funny. His theories

735
00:38:43,239 --> 00:38:46,120
Speaker 1: were brilliant. Can I say the name of the book? Yeah,

736
00:38:46,400 --> 00:38:49,560
Speaker 1: the Douche Journals. There you go. At the end of

737
00:38:49,640 --> 00:38:51,520
Speaker 1: the At the end of the series, though he became

738
00:38:51,600 --> 00:38:56,160
Speaker 1: less of a douche douche light lighter all right. Anyway,

739
00:38:56,160 --> 00:38:57,680
Speaker 1: he's coming in a little bit. Can't wait to talk

740
00:38:57,680 --> 00:39:00,359
Speaker 1: to him. I think he grew up close to Sire

741
00:39:00,440 --> 00:39:02,400
Speaker 1: New York. You used to listen to our show, so

742
00:39:02,719 --> 00:39:05,480
Speaker 1: I don't see there you go back in the day

743
00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:12,080
Speaker 1: we played bon Jovi. Anyway, Uh, we're talking about people

744
00:39:12,120 --> 00:39:13,880
Speaker 1: who have met us. In public who thought we were

745
00:39:13,920 --> 00:39:16,759
Speaker 1: really rude because we're talking about celebrities you've met who

746
00:39:16,760 --> 00:39:18,920
Speaker 1: were rude. Yeah, And then so people are I said,

747
00:39:18,960 --> 00:39:20,520
Speaker 1: please text in if we've ever been rude, and a

748
00:39:20,560 --> 00:39:23,040
Speaker 1: few people texted in, and it was usually about crowd

749
00:39:23,120 --> 00:39:26,200
Speaker 1: control problems, like it's a fair whatever, it's like stuff

750
00:39:26,239 --> 00:39:28,880
Speaker 1: out of our Yeah. Someone said, I hope you're not

751
00:39:28,920 --> 00:39:30,919
Speaker 1: an s bitch when you come to Richmond next week,

752
00:39:31,560 --> 00:39:33,600
Speaker 1: do not be Well, no, I'm the nicest guy when

753
00:39:33,600 --> 00:39:34,960
Speaker 1: I go to those books on these because if you're

754
00:39:34,960 --> 00:39:36,680
Speaker 1: going to give up your time you're nice to come

755
00:39:36,719 --> 00:39:39,120
Speaker 1: see me because of a dumb book. You know. The

756
00:39:39,239 --> 00:39:41,160
Speaker 1: least I can do is be nice to you. Absolutely,

757
00:39:41,200 --> 00:39:43,400
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. All right, what are you

758
00:39:43,520 --> 00:39:46,319
Speaker 1: laughing for? Well, no, you know you're gonna give up

759
00:39:46,320 --> 00:39:48,319
Speaker 1: your time to come see me at a Barnes and Noble.

760
00:39:48,320 --> 00:39:50,959
Speaker 1: I gotta be nice to you. That's that'd be so rude,

761
00:39:53,520 --> 00:39:56,080
Speaker 1: and I wouldn't blame you. All right, Let's get into

762
00:39:56,080 --> 00:39:58,480
Speaker 1: the three things you need to know, Gandhi. What's going on?

763
00:39:58,680 --> 00:40:01,560
Speaker 1: Good news? Life Fixed in the US is up for

764
00:40:01,680 --> 00:40:04,480
Speaker 1: the first time in four years, So the CDC is

765
00:40:04,480 --> 00:40:07,040
Speaker 1: showing life expectancy up by about a month, which is

766
00:40:07,080 --> 00:40:10,200
Speaker 1: great since, at least temporarily, a recent trend showed Americans

767
00:40:10,239 --> 00:40:13,560
Speaker 1: living shorter lives than previously, but now, on average, an

768
00:40:13,600 --> 00:40:16,320
Speaker 1: infant born this year is expected to live about seventy

769
00:40:16,360 --> 00:40:19,160
Speaker 1: eight years and eight months. So plan ahead. Wow, you're

770
00:40:19,200 --> 00:40:21,080
Speaker 1: living a while. This one is just for you. Elvis

771
00:40:21,160 --> 00:40:23,680
Speaker 1: and Danielle, a man from North Dakota, had a really

772
00:40:23,760 --> 00:40:26,759
Speaker 1: good time on Antique Road Show. Did we see this? Yes,

773
00:40:26,880 --> 00:40:29,320
Speaker 1: it's really funny. He found out that a watch that

774
00:40:29,440 --> 00:40:32,480
Speaker 1: he bought in the seventies ended up being worth hundreds

775
00:40:32,560 --> 00:40:35,560
Speaker 1: of thousands of dollars. Seven hundred thousand dollars is the

776
00:40:35,600 --> 00:40:36,960
Speaker 1: max they think he can get for this watch. It

777
00:40:37,040 --> 00:40:39,560
Speaker 1: was a Rolex and it had the word oyster inscribed

778
00:40:39,600 --> 00:40:41,600
Speaker 1: on the face of the watch. Wow. Yeah, So if

779
00:40:41,640 --> 00:40:44,359
Speaker 1: anyone listening has one of those, you might be set

780
00:40:44,440 --> 00:40:46,319
Speaker 1: up for hundreds of thousands of dollars. That's pretty cool

781
00:40:46,440 --> 00:40:48,200
Speaker 1: And now a little bit of help for people trying

782
00:40:48,200 --> 00:40:50,440
Speaker 1: to get off the meat, much like myself, and I

783
00:40:50,760 --> 00:40:52,920
Speaker 1: now understand exactly what that sounded like when you have

784
00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:55,960
Speaker 1: to get off the meat. Yeah, sometimes on art you

785
00:40:56,040 --> 00:40:59,879
Speaker 1: gotta be very careful. Yeah, but they have invented something

786
00:41:00,239 --> 00:41:02,720
Speaker 1: called a meat patch, which is supposed to work similar

787
00:41:02,760 --> 00:41:05,480
Speaker 1: to a nicotine patch. You're serious, I'm not kidding. You

788
00:41:05,680 --> 00:41:08,400
Speaker 1: are addicted to meat. Well, it's not necessarily you're addicted

789
00:41:08,400 --> 00:41:09,680
Speaker 1: to meat, but if you're trying not to eat the

790
00:41:09,719 --> 00:41:11,440
Speaker 1: meat because you want to be healthier or you want

791
00:41:11,440 --> 00:41:13,279
Speaker 1: to go vegetarian, which a lot of people don't happen,

792
00:41:13,320 --> 00:41:14,800
Speaker 1: when you put the meat patch on. You put the

793
00:41:14,800 --> 00:41:16,960
Speaker 1: meat patch on and you scratch it, and it's supposed

794
00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:20,160
Speaker 1: to smell like bacon, which, allegedly, smelling food that you

795
00:41:20,239 --> 00:41:22,320
Speaker 1: want to eat is supposed to quell the desires to

796
00:41:22,400 --> 00:41:24,520
Speaker 1: eat that food. I am the opposite because when I'm

797
00:41:24,560 --> 00:41:26,120
Speaker 1: not eating meat and I smell bacon, I'm like I

798
00:41:26,239 --> 00:41:28,000
Speaker 1: want that. Yeah, But they say that this is really

799
00:41:28,040 --> 00:41:30,200
Speaker 1: supposed to help squish your desires to eat meat. If

800
00:41:30,200 --> 00:41:32,000
Speaker 1: you get the meat pass, so it's just scratched sniffed

801
00:41:32,040 --> 00:41:37,480
Speaker 1: sticker pretty much. If I'm smell bacon, I want bacon. Yeah, exactly.

802
00:41:37,600 --> 00:41:39,560
Speaker 1: You just have somebody rubbed meat under your nose and

803
00:41:39,560 --> 00:41:41,400
Speaker 1: then you'd smell it. I had a friend who used

804
00:41:41,440 --> 00:41:42,880
Speaker 1: to do that. He wouldn't eat any sugar, but he

805
00:41:42,880 --> 00:41:44,680
Speaker 1: would stick his face near all the donuts and just

806
00:41:44,760 --> 00:41:46,920
Speaker 1: sniff them. It was weird, he said it worked. Have

807
00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:48,320
Speaker 1: you ever known anyone who would just like take a

808
00:41:48,360 --> 00:41:50,120
Speaker 1: bite of something fattening and then like chew it and

809
00:41:50,160 --> 00:41:52,960
Speaker 1: then suck the flavor out then spit it out. Yeah? Yeah,

810
00:41:53,600 --> 00:41:55,399
Speaker 1: And what is this theory I read about the other

811
00:41:55,480 --> 00:41:59,239
Speaker 1: day about all the cereals Scotty, you should talk about

812
00:41:59,280 --> 00:42:03,359
Speaker 1: this cereals it? Oh, it's it has vitamin The thing

813
00:42:03,560 --> 00:42:05,359
Speaker 1: is is, if you don't drink the milk after the cereal,

814
00:42:05,440 --> 00:42:07,320
Speaker 1: you're not getting half those nutrients because all of it

815
00:42:08,080 --> 00:42:12,000
Speaker 1: into the milk, right hello, Yeah, they said it sprayed on.

816
00:42:12,120 --> 00:42:14,800
Speaker 1: It's sprayed on the outside of the cereal, and therefore

817
00:42:14,800 --> 00:42:16,480
Speaker 1: the milk washes it off. And so if you're not

818
00:42:16,600 --> 00:42:18,799
Speaker 1: eating the milk and you're not getting the vitamins off

819
00:42:18,960 --> 00:42:22,520
Speaker 1: here can Scottie b half of the Cereal Killers podcast team,

820
00:42:22,680 --> 00:42:26,480
Speaker 1: you're expert, Yes, when there are ten essential vitamins and minerals,

821
00:42:26,800 --> 00:42:28,640
Speaker 1: if you don't drink the milk, you're not getting it.

822
00:42:28,719 --> 00:42:32,440
Speaker 1: Just like we just had these new peach cheerios and well, no,

823
00:42:32,520 --> 00:42:35,920
Speaker 1: they're delicious. You should listen to yesterday's episode. They're wonderful. Um,

824
00:42:36,360 --> 00:42:38,840
Speaker 1: but the milk will wash the peach coating off. And

825
00:42:38,920 --> 00:42:40,799
Speaker 1: if anything is in there and you don't drink the milk,

826
00:42:40,840 --> 00:42:45,640
Speaker 1: you're not getting it. Ye. Yes, Cereal cereal, you would

827
00:42:45,640 --> 00:42:47,719
Speaker 1: get it right, right, And cereal milk is delicious though

828
00:42:47,719 --> 00:42:51,640
Speaker 1: you should always finish the milk, yes, especially when it's chocolate.

829
00:42:51,840 --> 00:42:53,279
Speaker 1: So what else are you guys talking about? On this

830
00:42:53,400 --> 00:42:57,640
Speaker 1: week's Cereal Killers podcast, We have another new one that's

831
00:42:57,680 --> 00:42:59,440
Speaker 1: coming out. I can't tell you what it is quite yet.

832
00:42:59,440 --> 00:43:01,200
Speaker 1: It's a secret. It's Friday. You have to listen to

833
00:43:01,280 --> 00:43:05,000
Speaker 1: it tomorrow morning. What do you mean, give us an

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Speaker 1: So Max Greenfield is here in the second season of

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Speaker 1: The Neighborhood, of course, from New Girl and from from

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Speaker 1: a Lot of Stuff. Yeah, he's gonna be on in

880
00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:30,960
Speaker 1: a few minutes. Also, I have a phone tap I

881
00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:33,160
Speaker 1: gotta get to in a second. You know this is

882
00:45:33,280 --> 00:45:35,320
Speaker 1: this weird conversation we're having. I don't want to go

883
00:45:35,320 --> 00:45:36,400
Speaker 1: too long because I know we have to get to

884
00:45:36,440 --> 00:45:39,640
Speaker 1: the phone tap. But um, so last night I was

885
00:45:39,760 --> 00:45:41,319
Speaker 1: I was taking a nap late in the day because

886
00:45:41,320 --> 00:45:42,719
Speaker 1: that a long day, and I had to get up.

887
00:45:42,719 --> 00:45:44,560
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm running like, jump in the shower

888
00:45:44,600 --> 00:45:47,880
Speaker 1: and go meet friends for drinks. Right. So I got

889
00:45:47,960 --> 00:45:51,800
Speaker 1: home last night and my bed was made and I

890
00:45:51,880 --> 00:45:56,920
Speaker 1: didn't I didn't have time or mind mind power to

891
00:45:57,040 --> 00:45:58,480
Speaker 1: make my bed when I was in a hurry to

892
00:45:58,520 --> 00:46:00,879
Speaker 1: get get in the shower. You weren't. No one else

893
00:46:00,960 --> 00:46:02,560
Speaker 1: was in your house. No, no one else was there.

894
00:46:03,239 --> 00:46:05,560
Speaker 1: It was the strangest thing, so weird. So I mean,

895
00:46:05,680 --> 00:46:07,799
Speaker 1: I thought, you know, okay, it could have been well,

896
00:46:07,880 --> 00:46:10,719
Speaker 1: maybe Alex came in snow getting made the bed and left. No,

897
00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:13,440
Speaker 1: or maybe it was the ghost of her friend I

898
00:46:13,520 --> 00:46:15,799
Speaker 1: just lost who said, oh, you're being a slam, I'm

899
00:46:15,840 --> 00:46:18,200
Speaker 1: gonna make your bed. No, I don't know whoa I

900
00:46:18,239 --> 00:46:20,920
Speaker 1: don't know. And then Danielle comes in and says that

901
00:46:21,200 --> 00:46:23,799
Speaker 1: we have these windchimes that somebody gave me for my dad,

902
00:46:24,320 --> 00:46:26,800
Speaker 1: and I never put them up yet, and I was

903
00:46:26,800 --> 00:46:29,680
Speaker 1: waiting for like the spring time. So my kid hit

904
00:46:30,040 --> 00:46:32,000
Speaker 1: the bushes with the soccer ball and he goes, oh, mom,

905
00:46:32,239 --> 00:46:35,160
Speaker 1: the win times you put in the trees for Grandpa.

906
00:46:35,440 --> 00:46:37,480
Speaker 1: I broke a piece, and I'm like, I didn't put

907
00:46:37,520 --> 00:46:39,200
Speaker 1: the winchimes in the trees. So I go inside and

908
00:46:39,239 --> 00:46:41,920
Speaker 1: ask my husband, Oh, the winchimes you put in the trees.

909
00:46:42,320 --> 00:46:43,880
Speaker 1: You know they But he said, I didn't put the

910
00:46:43,880 --> 00:46:46,600
Speaker 1: winchimes in the trees. So did we ask your other son?

911
00:46:46,760 --> 00:46:48,520
Speaker 1: I didn't. He didn't. He wouldn't have his ten even

912
00:46:48,719 --> 00:46:50,960
Speaker 1: do that. Ten year olds don't put winchimes in the trees.

913
00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:53,920
Speaker 1: They don't. They don't. So I think my father put

914
00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:57,719
Speaker 1: the damn winchimes. Okay, that's cool. Oh that's very cool, right,

915
00:46:57,800 --> 00:46:59,520
Speaker 1: but that's weird. And then I don't know who made

916
00:46:59,560 --> 00:47:01,920
Speaker 1: my bed. So Rodio walks in and goes, no, someone

917
00:47:01,960 --> 00:47:04,680
Speaker 1: put the wind chimes in the street. No, someone your bed?

918
00:47:04,719 --> 00:47:06,560
Speaker 1: All this, maybe you made it. You weren't paying attention.

919
00:47:06,600 --> 00:47:10,160
Speaker 1: You're a non believer. Don't you believe that there are

920
00:47:10,200 --> 00:47:14,280
Speaker 1: things you can't explain? Yeah, no, nobody put wind chimes off. Okay,

921
00:47:14,800 --> 00:47:17,280
Speaker 1: I'll give you another example. Not for me. My cousin

922
00:47:17,760 --> 00:47:20,120
Speaker 1: believed she had a ghost in her house. She had

923
00:47:20,160 --> 00:47:21,839
Speaker 1: a pair of earrings. I think I've told the story

924
00:47:21,920 --> 00:47:24,880
Speaker 1: once and they were broken. She left them on the counter.

925
00:47:25,320 --> 00:47:28,600
Speaker 1: When she came home. The ear rings were fixed and

926
00:47:28,840 --> 00:47:32,720
Speaker 1: nobody else was in that house. Explain that. Explain that ghost.

927
00:47:33,040 --> 00:47:35,080
Speaker 1: So you're telling me somebody came back from the dead

928
00:47:35,160 --> 00:47:37,279
Speaker 1: and one mission was to fix your rings. You never know,

929
00:47:37,400 --> 00:47:39,480
Speaker 1: may be the helpful goals. They don't come back from

930
00:47:39,480 --> 00:47:42,880
Speaker 1: the dead. They're still dead, isn't there Casper the helpful

931
00:47:42,920 --> 00:47:44,799
Speaker 1: I'm saying, from the from the from the beyond, they

932
00:47:44,840 --> 00:47:46,960
Speaker 1: come back, they make the journey and they I'm gonna

933
00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:49,400
Speaker 1: fix your rings. They were there. I don't know. I

934
00:47:49,520 --> 00:47:53,000
Speaker 1: don't know. Look, I don't I'm not saying I'm firm

935
00:47:53,040 --> 00:47:54,800
Speaker 1: believering that. And I've told you the story what happened

936
00:47:54,800 --> 00:47:57,000
Speaker 1: in my old house. No, no, no, I know something's

937
00:47:57,000 --> 00:47:58,640
Speaker 1: going on, but I don't want to believe it. But

938
00:47:58,719 --> 00:48:00,400
Speaker 1: I do want to believe it because they my bed.

939
00:48:00,440 --> 00:48:02,040
Speaker 1: I'm all in. I mean, if I can get if

940
00:48:02,040 --> 00:48:04,440
Speaker 1: I can get room service and made service from a

941
00:48:05,360 --> 00:48:08,120
Speaker 1: like uh someone who passed away that used to work

942
00:48:08,120 --> 00:48:10,480
Speaker 1: down with the Marriott, I'm fine. So if I leave

943
00:48:10,520 --> 00:48:12,160
Speaker 1: my underwear on the floor. I can tell my wife

944
00:48:12,200 --> 00:48:13,759
Speaker 1: I must have been a ghost. I didn't do it. Now,

945
00:48:13,800 --> 00:48:20,080
Speaker 1: that's not helping durand phone tap? All right, Brodie? What's

946
00:48:20,080 --> 00:48:22,279
Speaker 1: your phone tap? All about us? Our listener, Joe and

947
00:48:22,320 --> 00:48:24,399
Speaker 1: his roommate Rob living in an apartment building with really

948
00:48:24,520 --> 00:48:28,200
Speaker 1: thin walls. Rob is always yelling at Joe, cursing into TV,

949
00:48:28,960 --> 00:48:31,960
Speaker 1: and they've gotten complaints from people in the building constantly.

950
00:48:32,440 --> 00:48:34,160
Speaker 1: So Joe thought it would be funny if I called

951
00:48:34,200 --> 00:48:37,439
Speaker 1: as one more person to complain about Robin him being loud.

952
00:48:37,840 --> 00:48:41,680
Speaker 1: Let's listen to Brodie's phone tap. Here we go, h yes,

953
00:48:41,840 --> 00:48:46,759
Speaker 1: hi is this Robert? Yeah? Hi, I'm interesting. With a

954
00:48:46,760 --> 00:48:49,440
Speaker 1: few doors down. I wanted to talk to you about

955
00:48:50,239 --> 00:48:52,480
Speaker 1: the colorful language you use when you when you get

956
00:48:52,560 --> 00:48:56,400
Speaker 1: loud in your apartment. What do you mean why you

957
00:48:56,520 --> 00:48:58,400
Speaker 1: tend to curse a lot? And I was wondering if

958
00:48:58,400 --> 00:49:00,239
Speaker 1: we could maybe use some other words instead of those

959
00:49:00,280 --> 00:49:04,880
Speaker 1: dirty words. What are you wait? You got down the

960
00:49:04,920 --> 00:49:06,440
Speaker 1: hall with an eight year old little girl ride the

961
00:49:06,680 --> 00:49:08,040
Speaker 1: bike up and down the hall way all the time.

962
00:49:08,440 --> 00:49:10,440
Speaker 1: That's exactly a good example of the language I was

963
00:49:10,480 --> 00:49:13,680
Speaker 1: talking about, sir, um My daughter does ride her bike,

964
00:49:13,719 --> 00:49:15,640
Speaker 1: and she is a child, and kids do make noise.

965
00:49:16,320 --> 00:49:18,840
Speaker 1: But what are you talking about? You listen to my

966
00:49:19,200 --> 00:49:22,960
Speaker 1: damn phone conversations or something. Okay, using the lord's name

967
00:49:22,960 --> 00:49:24,520
Speaker 1: in vain is no way to hold on a conversation.

968
00:49:24,600 --> 00:49:27,360
Speaker 1: What I'm saying is, uh, you yell really loudly at

969
00:49:27,400 --> 00:49:29,520
Speaker 1: your roommate, and you you yell at the television set.

970
00:49:31,080 --> 00:49:33,560
Speaker 1: It goes through the walls. If that's been in here. Okay,

971
00:49:33,800 --> 00:49:35,640
Speaker 1: we walk through the halls. I take my daughter to

972
00:49:35,760 --> 00:49:37,480
Speaker 1: school in the morning and then we come home. You

973
00:49:37,800 --> 00:49:39,800
Speaker 1: tell me I can't speak the way I want speak

974
00:49:39,800 --> 00:49:42,480
Speaker 1: in my own apartment due when you get upset. Maybe

975
00:49:42,560 --> 00:49:45,640
Speaker 1: if you said freak you, that might be a little nicer.

976
00:49:45,960 --> 00:49:51,440
Speaker 1: Or yeah, or maybe fudge if you yelled fudge really loudly,

977
00:49:52,640 --> 00:49:57,440
Speaker 1: that would be nice. I'm just trying to help you,

978
00:49:57,560 --> 00:50:00,520
Speaker 1: like one of those squeaky clean I gain and seeing now.

979
00:50:00,600 --> 00:50:03,080
Speaker 1: In that case, instead of using the A word, you

980
00:50:03,160 --> 00:50:07,920
Speaker 1: could you you could say, but look, hey, here's an idea,

981
00:50:08,040 --> 00:50:12,040
Speaker 1: all right out of my apartment building. How about that? Look? Look,

982
00:50:12,640 --> 00:50:14,080
Speaker 1: I don't want to have to get upset with you.

983
00:50:14,400 --> 00:50:15,839
Speaker 1: You're trying to give me some You want me to say,

984
00:50:15,920 --> 00:50:20,400
Speaker 1: fudge kicked you know what you see now? Uh, you

985
00:50:20,560 --> 00:50:23,759
Speaker 1: might get your butt kicked uh instead of that, or

986
00:50:23,960 --> 00:50:27,000
Speaker 1: you might say, you know, look, you're you're being sort

987
00:50:27,000 --> 00:50:28,320
Speaker 1: of a butt head right now, and I'm trying to

988
00:50:28,360 --> 00:50:32,360
Speaker 1: be nice to you yourself. Dude, are you kidding me?

989
00:50:32,600 --> 00:50:34,319
Speaker 1: All right, I'm gonna do what are you next door

990
00:50:34,360 --> 00:50:36,600
Speaker 1: to me? You hear me walls like that? Yeah, I

991
00:50:36,760 --> 00:50:39,080
Speaker 1: hear you, and my daughter hears you, and I think

992
00:50:39,120 --> 00:50:41,239
Speaker 1: you have no class. You've got a potty mouth, and

993
00:50:41,800 --> 00:50:47,480
Speaker 1: I don't think it's nice. Old seven years old you know,

994
00:50:47,600 --> 00:50:49,919
Speaker 1: you know she curses at school? No, she doesn't curson

995
00:50:49,960 --> 00:50:51,719
Speaker 1: when I was five years old. Bro, If you're being

996
00:50:51,760 --> 00:50:53,920
Speaker 1: a stinky head, then I'm going to point that out

997
00:50:53,960 --> 00:50:57,200
Speaker 1: to you. And that's what you're being right now, you

998
00:50:57,600 --> 00:51:01,640
Speaker 1: and your filthy mouth. Listen first, will put some headphones

999
00:51:01,680 --> 00:51:03,600
Speaker 1: on or something. All right, that's how I talk. All Right.

1000
00:51:03,600 --> 00:51:05,279
Speaker 1: If I'm watching a game and I cursed the way,

1001
00:51:05,360 --> 00:51:07,440
Speaker 1: that's what I do. I'm never gonna stop. There's nothing

1002
00:51:07,480 --> 00:51:09,200
Speaker 1: you can do about it. I will stow it. If

1003
00:51:09,200 --> 00:51:11,000
Speaker 1: your daughter doesn't like the way I speak, tell it,

1004
00:51:11,160 --> 00:51:12,960
Speaker 1: you know, go moving with a mom or whatever she

1005
00:51:13,200 --> 00:51:15,399
Speaker 1: is okay, you know, and if you have a problem

1006
00:51:15,440 --> 00:51:16,360
Speaker 1: that you can come down here and talk to me

1007
00:51:16,360 --> 00:51:18,640
Speaker 1: about it. I'n't appreciate a phone call accusing me of

1008
00:51:18,680 --> 00:51:20,400
Speaker 1: her pose. I'm trying to be nice and you're being

1009
00:51:20,440 --> 00:51:24,040
Speaker 1: a stinky head. Okay, I'm trying. You see that. It hurts.

1010
00:51:24,080 --> 00:51:27,440
Speaker 1: It hurts when somebody uses bad words, doesn't it. Yeah,

1011
00:51:27,880 --> 00:51:31,680
Speaker 1: do you a audio doord? Bro? You are gone, You, sir,

1012
00:51:31,800 --> 00:51:33,600
Speaker 1: are being a butt crack Okay, there I said it.

1013
00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:38,440
Speaker 1: There you are a butt cracking. Oh. I'm gonna get

1014
00:51:38,480 --> 00:51:41,560
Speaker 1: a petition signed in the building if you cannot stop cursing. Okay,

1015
00:51:41,840 --> 00:51:44,040
Speaker 1: if people are offended by it, how about I get

1016
00:51:44,160 --> 00:51:46,000
Speaker 1: my boys in this farm building to come down and

1017
00:51:46,120 --> 00:51:47,960
Speaker 1: tell you how they feel about you. Say, who's a

1018
00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:50,919
Speaker 1: bouche bag? You know, mister tushy Goblin. I'm not gonna

1019
00:51:50,960 --> 00:51:53,400
Speaker 1: take it anymore. All you know how to bring it?

1020
00:51:53,600 --> 00:51:57,080
Speaker 1: Jerk face? Jerk face? How does that feel? Jerk face?

1021
00:51:57,840 --> 00:52:01,120
Speaker 1: I'm gonna destroy you, bro, all right, coody King, and

1022
00:52:01,160 --> 00:52:03,640
Speaker 1: I am not afraid of you, because you, sir, are

1023
00:52:03,680 --> 00:52:06,200
Speaker 1: a dufus. Now I'm going away next week, So if

1024
00:52:06,200 --> 00:52:08,239
Speaker 1: you'd like to curse next week, you can curse next week,

1025
00:52:08,400 --> 00:52:09,799
Speaker 1: get it out of your system. What are you going

1026
00:52:09,840 --> 00:52:12,080
Speaker 1: next week again? Next little church or treat or something. No.

1027
00:52:12,160 --> 00:52:14,440
Speaker 1: As a matter of fact, I'm going to visit my mother. Okay.

1028
00:52:14,680 --> 00:52:18,200
Speaker 1: If you must know, I'm surprised moved out of their house.

1029
00:52:19,680 --> 00:52:23,440
Speaker 1: Straight edged mama boy, douche bag, bastard, licking son of

1030
00:52:23,520 --> 00:52:26,359
Speaker 1: a bag rob. This is this is actually Dave Brody

1031
00:52:26,360 --> 00:52:28,719
Speaker 1: from elustrand in the morning show and U Joe and

1032
00:52:28,760 --> 00:52:32,799
Speaker 1: I are phone tapping you on the radio. Is dude,

1033
00:52:33,000 --> 00:52:35,080
Speaker 1: I had to do something. You were hearing me man

1034
00:52:36,800 --> 00:52:42,839
Speaker 1: show you. Wow, it seems like a great guy. Thank

1035
00:52:42,920 --> 00:52:46,040
Speaker 1: you Brodie. Thank you. Birthday boy Brodie, You're welcome. Happy birthday.

1036
00:52:46,080 --> 00:52:47,480
Speaker 1: What are you doing. What are you doing to celebrate

1037
00:52:47,520 --> 00:52:49,640
Speaker 1: your birthday? Oh? I'm getting up early, going to work

1038
00:52:49,680 --> 00:52:51,600
Speaker 1: and doing a phone tap? All right, all right, so

1039
00:52:51,719 --> 00:52:54,719
Speaker 1: you're done then, yeah, pretty much, Happy birthday. Um. If

1040
00:52:54,760 --> 00:52:56,200
Speaker 1: you do not, if you have an idea for a

1041
00:52:56,200 --> 00:52:58,000
Speaker 1: phone tap, let us know God Elvis Duran dot com

1042
00:52:58,080 --> 00:52:59,880
Speaker 1: and click on the phone tap. Like people are texting you.

1043
00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:04,799
Speaker 1: They're believing us about these these unexplainable ghostly things. Say

1044
00:53:05,000 --> 00:53:07,600
Speaker 1: it happens, it does. I think we just let's stop

1045
00:53:07,640 --> 00:53:09,960
Speaker 1: putting less emphasis on it. Just understand it's a part

1046
00:53:09,960 --> 00:53:12,120
Speaker 1: of life, and then we move on. Okay, something happens

1047
00:53:12,160 --> 00:53:15,239
Speaker 1: to you, Okay, sometimes it's unexplainable. Well I know, but

1048
00:53:15,360 --> 00:53:17,239
Speaker 1: see if as long as they do things like fix

1049
00:53:17,320 --> 00:53:19,440
Speaker 1: your earrings and make your bed right good, but if

1050
00:53:19,440 --> 00:53:21,040
Speaker 1: they chase you down the hall and try to kill you,

1051
00:53:22,120 --> 00:53:25,120
Speaker 1: I get a little different vibe off that. You know

1052
00:53:25,160 --> 00:53:27,120
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. Oh, you know, I might enjoy that.

1053
00:53:29,160 --> 00:53:33,200
Speaker 1: Weird all right, Danielle get into the daniel Let's talk

1054
00:53:33,200 --> 00:53:36,239
Speaker 1: about Hailey Bieber taking to Instagram to explain why our

1055
00:53:36,280 --> 00:53:39,240
Speaker 1: pinkies are crooked because all the haters have been saying

1056
00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:42,920
Speaker 1: so she said, it's a genetic disorder that I have

1057
00:53:43,040 --> 00:53:46,000
Speaker 1: had all my life. So, in conclusion, please stop roasting

1058
00:53:46,080 --> 00:53:48,279
Speaker 1: me about my pinky finger. Don't you feel awful when

1059
00:53:48,280 --> 00:53:50,560
Speaker 1: you say something you think you're being funny and you

1060
00:53:50,680 --> 00:53:53,440
Speaker 1: find out like, oh my god, you're dressed. So you're

1061
00:53:53,520 --> 00:53:55,520
Speaker 1: dressed so nice today? Who died? And they're like, oh

1062
00:53:55,719 --> 00:54:01,920
Speaker 1: my mom, yeah sorry, I'm sorry. Oh yeah. So Kobe

1063
00:54:01,960 --> 00:54:04,640
Speaker 1: Bryant's wife Vanessa made her first statement yesterday. I don't

1064
00:54:04,640 --> 00:54:06,960
Speaker 1: know if you saw it, she made her Instagram, she

1065
00:54:07,080 --> 00:54:09,239
Speaker 1: took it off from private and now everybody can see it.

1066
00:54:09,719 --> 00:54:11,839
Speaker 1: So she shared a photo of the family and she said,

1067
00:54:11,880 --> 00:54:13,360
Speaker 1: my girls and I want to thank the millions of

1068
00:54:13,400 --> 00:54:16,200
Speaker 1: people who've shown support and love during this horrific time.

1069
00:54:16,640 --> 00:54:18,359
Speaker 1: And she went on and on saying that they don't

1070
00:54:18,400 --> 00:54:20,560
Speaker 1: know how they're going to continue, and they're going to

1071
00:54:20,600 --> 00:54:22,000
Speaker 1: have to take it day by day, and it's just

1072
00:54:22,120 --> 00:54:24,400
Speaker 1: a new reality. I can't imagine what that pain feels

1073
00:54:24,400 --> 00:54:27,160
Speaker 1: about losing your husband, the father of your child, and

1074
00:54:27,360 --> 00:54:30,240
Speaker 1: one of your children. I can't even And several NBA

1075
00:54:30,360 --> 00:54:33,920
Speaker 1: players have already switched their jersey numbers in honor of Kobe,

1076
00:54:34,000 --> 00:54:36,480
Speaker 1: So if they were wearing Kobe's number, they gave it

1077
00:54:36,600 --> 00:54:39,600
Speaker 1: up so that it could be retired. So there are

1078
00:54:39,640 --> 00:54:43,000
Speaker 1: eleven more players considering making these changes. And the NBA

1079
00:54:43,160 --> 00:54:46,440
Speaker 1: hasn't said whether or not they're seriously considering retiring the

1080
00:54:46,560 --> 00:54:49,719
Speaker 1: number eight and or the number twenty four from everywhere

1081
00:54:49,880 --> 00:54:52,560
Speaker 1: in honor of Kobe. So we'll see if that happens,

1082
00:54:52,800 --> 00:54:54,600
Speaker 1: and I'll keep you posted on that. My kids actually

1083
00:54:54,640 --> 00:54:58,680
Speaker 1: wear number eight on their soccer team. Hey, zac Efron

1084
00:54:59,480 --> 00:55:03,160
Speaker 1: recently broke up with a Sarah Brose, an Olympic swimmer,

1085
00:55:03,320 --> 00:55:05,960
Speaker 1: and he's already moved on to another girl. He moves

1086
00:55:05,960 --> 00:55:08,680
Speaker 1: on very quickly. So just in case you were wondering,

1087
00:55:08,800 --> 00:55:12,920
Speaker 1: he didn't like to be single people, some people have that.

1088
00:55:13,080 --> 00:55:16,160
Speaker 1: I don't know. There are rumors going around about Rihanna

1089
00:55:16,280 --> 00:55:19,200
Speaker 1: that she is with Asap Rocky, that she has rebounded

1090
00:55:19,239 --> 00:55:21,680
Speaker 1: with him, and Insider says that they shared a hotel

1091
00:55:21,800 --> 00:55:24,680
Speaker 1: room during her recent trip to New York and that

1092
00:55:24,840 --> 00:55:27,200
Speaker 1: she's reluctant to kind of like put a label on it.

1093
00:55:27,360 --> 00:55:30,879
Speaker 1: It's kind of casual, so I guess, uh, we'll see.

1094
00:55:31,000 --> 00:55:33,520
Speaker 1: Maybe they were just trying to save money in one

1095
00:55:33,560 --> 00:55:35,680
Speaker 1: hotel room. Yeah, that's why I moved in with my

1096
00:55:35,760 --> 00:55:37,879
Speaker 1: husband too. We just trying to save money. I'm helping

1097
00:55:37,960 --> 00:55:41,400
Speaker 1: him pay the rent. Billie Eilish Billy Idolish just got

1098
00:55:41,480 --> 00:55:45,400
Speaker 1: another big Awards a show invitation to perform at the Oscars.

1099
00:55:45,560 --> 00:55:48,480
Speaker 1: Really is performing? Isn't that crazy? I don't even know

1100
00:55:48,560 --> 00:55:51,799
Speaker 1: what you Oh, um, maybe her James Bond theme. Oh,

1101
00:55:52,040 --> 00:55:53,879
Speaker 1: that would be pretty cool. That makes sense, that would

1102
00:55:53,920 --> 00:55:57,080
Speaker 1: make sense. Yeah, Sunday, February ninth, that's when that will happen.

1103
00:55:57,400 --> 00:56:00,520
Speaker 1: So get ready for that The Good Place minute series

1104
00:56:00,560 --> 00:56:03,440
Speaker 1: finale tonight. Also the series premare of the eight episode

1105
00:56:03,480 --> 00:56:06,799
Speaker 1: mini series The Stranger on Netflix. A lot of people

1106
00:56:06,840 --> 00:56:09,279
Speaker 1: want to watch that tonight. You have graves and a

1107
00:56:09,320 --> 00:56:11,880
Speaker 1: million little things, and you know it's all good. You

1108
00:56:11,960 --> 00:56:14,680
Speaker 1: can watch the stupid bush Alaskan bush People that I've

1109
00:56:14,760 --> 00:56:18,320
Speaker 1: watched by now finding out his book. Okay, okay, calm down, Danielle,

1110
00:56:18,360 --> 00:56:20,560
Speaker 1: let's get into this. So when we walked in this morning,

1111
00:56:20,920 --> 00:56:23,719
Speaker 1: Danielle said, oh my god, I watched the Alaskan Bush

1112
00:56:23,760 --> 00:56:25,600
Speaker 1: People show last night whatever it's called. It's been on

1113
00:56:25,680 --> 00:56:28,400
Speaker 1: for like seven seasons, Okay, And so Danielle's like going

1114
00:56:28,480 --> 00:56:29,880
Speaker 1: on and on about how much she loves it. So

1115
00:56:30,080 --> 00:56:32,439
Speaker 1: one person texted in and said, you know that's fake.

1116
00:56:32,840 --> 00:56:35,359
Speaker 1: They fake those Yeah. So I'm like, oh, Danielle, don't

1117
00:56:35,360 --> 00:56:37,360
Speaker 1: believe them. So she goes online and sure enough, I

1118
00:56:37,480 --> 00:56:39,640
Speaker 1: google what did you find out? Oh? Well, I find

1119
00:56:39,719 --> 00:56:43,280
Speaker 1: that they scammed the system, that they filed false information

1120
00:56:43,360 --> 00:56:46,359
Speaker 1: on government forms, and they were into jail and our money.

1121
00:56:46,560 --> 00:56:48,680
Speaker 1: Their real names are not even what they say. Those

1122
00:56:48,680 --> 00:56:51,960
Speaker 1: are like their nicknames. They didn't build those cabins themselves.

1123
00:56:52,360 --> 00:56:54,799
Speaker 1: Some of the participants are actors. That's what it's saying.

1124
00:56:54,800 --> 00:56:57,399
Speaker 1: All right, So you're a little disappointed in the show

1125
00:56:57,440 --> 00:56:58,840
Speaker 1: that you thought was one thing, and it's night and

1126
00:56:58,920 --> 00:57:02,080
Speaker 1: I'm not happy. I'm sorry. They have tattoos. I didn't

1127
00:57:02,080 --> 00:57:04,239
Speaker 1: really think about that. Yes, where the hell did they

1128
00:57:04,280 --> 00:57:06,239
Speaker 1: get them? And one of the guys has braces, well,

1129
00:57:06,320 --> 00:57:09,040
Speaker 1: tribal tattoos. That that's believable. Well, I didn't look like

1130
00:57:09,120 --> 00:57:12,680
Speaker 1: a tribal tattoo. It looks like it. And one of

1131
00:57:12,719 --> 00:57:15,680
Speaker 1: the guys has braces. I just realize, if they live

1132
00:57:15,719 --> 00:57:17,240
Speaker 1: off the grid, where the hell are you going to

1133
00:57:17,280 --> 00:57:19,680
Speaker 1: get the brakes? Maybe they made the braces out of like,

1134
00:57:20,160 --> 00:57:23,760
Speaker 1: you know, like cornstall. I don't know they were metal braces. Okay,

1135
00:57:23,800 --> 00:57:27,280
Speaker 1: all right, So okay, so go find another reality show

1136
00:57:27,360 --> 00:57:31,800
Speaker 1: to believe whatever. Uh so Monday, super Bowl Monday, they're

1137
00:57:31,840 --> 00:57:37,000
Speaker 1: calling it. I was reading this and this is I'm smhing. Uh.

1138
00:57:37,360 --> 00:57:41,439
Speaker 1: They're saying seventeen million people are expected to be missing

1139
00:57:41,520 --> 00:57:46,120
Speaker 1: work the day after Sunday's Super Bowl. Seventeen million people

1140
00:57:46,200 --> 00:57:53,400
Speaker 1: are calling in, not coming in. Stop it. I don't understand.

1141
00:57:53,840 --> 00:57:57,600
Speaker 1: I see, Okay, Maybe it's because maybe because I you

1142
00:57:57,720 --> 00:58:00,280
Speaker 1: know me, I've I've celebrate the Super Bowl every three

1143
00:58:00,400 --> 00:58:03,000
Speaker 1: sixty five. You know what, I'm sorry, So I make

1144
00:58:03,040 --> 00:58:05,920
Speaker 1: it to work most days. But I mean, what is

1145
00:58:05,960 --> 00:58:07,760
Speaker 1: it about Super Bowl Sunday that's going to keep you

1146
00:58:07,800 --> 00:58:09,680
Speaker 1: from going to work the next day? Explain this to me.

1147
00:58:10,000 --> 00:58:12,520
Speaker 1: It's the alcohol and the food. You put it together.

1148
00:58:12,640 --> 00:58:15,040
Speaker 1: You fall asleep, you have a hangover, you're out partying late.

1149
00:58:15,320 --> 00:58:17,640
Speaker 1: I think we are really good as a group of

1150
00:58:17,840 --> 00:58:19,960
Speaker 1: going without sleep. I don't think a lot of people

1151
00:58:20,040 --> 00:58:23,160
Speaker 1: operate that way. So I get people wanting to take

1152
00:58:23,200 --> 00:58:25,360
Speaker 1: the next day off. We should take the next day off. Yeah. Well,

1153
00:58:25,560 --> 00:58:28,960
Speaker 1: and also I look at super Bowl like Thanksgiving. There's

1154
00:58:29,000 --> 00:58:32,040
Speaker 1: two days during the year that you overindulge. Thanksgiving is

1155
00:58:32,080 --> 00:58:34,920
Speaker 1: one of them. We do and then we have wine

1156
00:58:35,080 --> 00:58:36,800
Speaker 1: with our families or whatever, and then we sit on

1157
00:58:36,880 --> 00:58:39,000
Speaker 1: the couch and we fall asleep. Super Bowl is the

1158
00:58:39,040 --> 00:58:41,520
Speaker 1: same thing. We eat, we eat, we eat, and we drink.

1159
00:58:41,560 --> 00:58:43,680
Speaker 1: We drink, we drink, and so we want to, you know, relax.

1160
00:58:44,000 --> 00:58:46,800
Speaker 1: Most people have off the day after thanks Maybe this

1161
00:58:46,960 --> 00:58:49,880
Speaker 1: is why I'm not buying into your taking off. You

1162
00:58:49,920 --> 00:58:52,160
Speaker 1: say there's two days a week, I mean two days

1163
00:58:52,160 --> 00:58:58,640
Speaker 1: a year. We do this. I call it Sunday, Funday Sunday, Well,

1164
00:58:58,760 --> 00:59:02,160
Speaker 1: you know you're an outlier. Yeah, okay, well scary. Plus,

1165
00:59:02,640 --> 00:59:05,240
Speaker 1: the game doesn't end until ten o'clock. So if you

1166
00:59:05,400 --> 00:59:07,280
Speaker 1: show up at a super Bowl party at four five

1167
00:59:08,560 --> 00:59:12,520
Speaker 1: and you're okay, they're saying something, you'll hear them talking, right,

1168
00:59:13,160 --> 00:59:15,520
Speaker 1: what time does it end? It'll be at least eleven

1169
00:59:15,560 --> 00:59:18,760
Speaker 1: o'clock for eleven okay, even worse, proving my point. So

1170
00:59:18,840 --> 00:59:20,400
Speaker 1: but if you show up a party at five o'clock

1171
00:59:20,480 --> 00:59:22,600
Speaker 1: and you just start loading up with food and drinks

1172
00:59:23,040 --> 00:59:24,880
Speaker 1: and by the time you get home it's after midnight

1173
00:59:25,000 --> 00:59:27,840
Speaker 1: before you get to bed, forget about it. Hey, you know,

1174
00:59:28,080 --> 00:59:32,320
Speaker 1: I just don't understand this mentality. Yeah, um, you go

1175
00:59:32,440 --> 00:59:34,880
Speaker 1: to you go to work tired, and you go to

1176
00:59:34,960 --> 00:59:37,720
Speaker 1: work maybe hungover. If you drank too much, you'll survive.

1177
00:59:38,760 --> 00:59:43,000
Speaker 1: You didn't you go to college? No, I skipped so

1178
00:59:43,080 --> 00:59:46,200
Speaker 1: many classes because of this. Really, well yeah, I never

1179
00:59:46,280 --> 00:59:49,800
Speaker 1: made it. I made I paid for college. I rarely went.

1180
00:59:50,520 --> 00:59:52,880
Speaker 1: But that's beside the point. That's because I just didn't

1181
00:59:52,920 --> 00:59:56,040
Speaker 1: want to learn. Yeah, that's why there would be times

1182
00:59:56,040 --> 00:59:57,880
Speaker 1: in college where I went out and had a really

1183
00:59:57,960 --> 00:59:59,600
Speaker 1: good time before and then I would think I'm gonna

1184
00:59:59,600 --> 01:00:01,120
Speaker 1: take a twin even at nap in the library, slipt

1185
01:00:01,120 --> 01:00:03,760
Speaker 1: through the whole class. My theory is this, why waste

1186
01:00:03,960 --> 01:00:06,440
Speaker 1: a mental health day or a health day, or a

1187
01:00:06,480 --> 01:00:09,320
Speaker 1: sick day or a vacation day. When you go in

1188
01:00:09,600 --> 01:00:11,360
Speaker 1: and you know everyone else is going to be tired too,

1189
01:00:11,560 --> 01:00:13,240
Speaker 1: You're not. You're not going to be expected to be

1190
01:00:13,320 --> 01:00:16,200
Speaker 1: at your peak. And unless you're you know, unless you're

1191
01:00:16,240 --> 01:00:18,240
Speaker 1: doing something that's life or death. You know, it was

1192
01:00:18,480 --> 01:00:20,720
Speaker 1: as far as your what your career is, who cares?

1193
01:00:20,800 --> 01:00:22,360
Speaker 1: Go in? Everyone else is going to be in a fog.

1194
01:00:22,560 --> 01:00:24,400
Speaker 1: Just go in and just float. Then maybe we should

1195
01:00:24,440 --> 01:00:28,520
Speaker 1: have less responsibilities on that day or like a half day. Okay, Daniel,

1196
01:00:28,720 --> 01:00:30,160
Speaker 1: let me look at you and what you do for

1197
01:00:30,200 --> 01:00:34,720
Speaker 1: a living hell? How many fewer responsibilities do you need? Well?

1198
01:00:34,800 --> 01:00:36,800
Speaker 1: Maybe half of my children, Like I could have one

1199
01:00:36,880 --> 01:00:41,120
Speaker 1: child that day, not to Most people are rookies at this,

1200
01:00:41,280 --> 01:00:43,400
Speaker 1: they're not used to it. But no offense, elves, you're

1201
01:00:43,400 --> 01:00:47,320
Speaker 1: a seasoned veteran when it comes to championship season. You

1202
01:00:47,400 --> 01:00:52,120
Speaker 1: mean marinated? Maybe you are? You really No, I'm not

1203
01:00:52,200 --> 01:00:56,200
Speaker 1: a marathon drinker in this case, non pluss. It's I

1204
01:00:56,280 --> 01:00:58,440
Speaker 1: think a lot easier for us to think power through

1205
01:00:58,560 --> 01:00:59,960
Speaker 1: have a good time, because we have a good time.

1206
01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:01,640
Speaker 1: I'm in here and we are you know, on the

1207
01:01:01,680 --> 01:01:03,040
Speaker 1: air fir certain amount of time. Then we get to

1208
01:01:03,080 --> 01:01:05,240
Speaker 1: go home and take naps later. Whereas if you're working

1209
01:01:05,320 --> 01:01:07,320
Speaker 1: like an eight hour day and you hate your job

1210
01:01:07,480 --> 01:01:10,080
Speaker 1: or I gonna call off to I got it so again,

1211
01:01:10,320 --> 01:01:13,760
Speaker 1: repeating seventeen over seventeen million people expected not to be

1212
01:01:13,840 --> 01:01:17,440
Speaker 1: working on on Super Bowl Monday. You know what really

1213
01:01:17,480 --> 01:01:20,280
Speaker 1: sucks if you really are sick on that Monday, just

1214
01:01:20,760 --> 01:01:24,760
Speaker 1: and nobody believes you. Think you just be used it.

1215
01:01:25,160 --> 01:01:28,160
Speaker 1: He's sick, right, he's sick. Are you got to start

1216
01:01:28,240 --> 01:01:31,240
Speaker 1: feeling sick today? Right? Yeah? Right, all right, stop at

1217
01:01:31,280 --> 01:01:34,960
Speaker 1: the fake coughing. Hey, let's take it break. Max Greenfield

1218
01:01:35,040 --> 01:01:36,520
Speaker 1: is here. Good god? What has he not been in?

1219
01:01:36,640 --> 01:01:40,760
Speaker 1: I mean, as far as the business goes, this guy's

1220
01:01:40,800 --> 01:01:42,800
Speaker 1: working a lot. Oh yeah, and he's in some great

1221
01:01:42,800 --> 01:01:45,120
Speaker 1: shows of course. Now he's doing the Neighborhood on CBS.

1222
01:01:45,320 --> 01:01:50,160
Speaker 1: Of course, there's a new girl there was Oh my god, hum,

1223
01:01:50,520 --> 01:01:56,360
Speaker 1: Mars not mar We saw him an American horror star. Yeah, right,

1224
01:01:56,440 --> 01:01:58,640
Speaker 1: shooting up. Yeah, we need to talk about that. As

1225
01:01:58,640 --> 01:02:00,760
Speaker 1: a New Yorker would say, shooting up up. Yeah. No,

1226
01:02:00,960 --> 01:02:02,880
Speaker 1: he was like a strong out like the hot drug

1227
01:02:03,120 --> 01:02:07,280
Speaker 1: drug addicts. Fabulous anyway, So Max Greenfield, you can scream

1228
01:02:07,280 --> 01:02:09,720
Speaker 1: out Schmidt if you want. Well, I don't think he'll

1229
01:02:09,720 --> 01:02:13,040
Speaker 1: be offended. He's coming. He's coming in. You are Are

1230
01:02:13,120 --> 01:02:17,160
Speaker 1: you snorting coke? Might be are you? I'd be a

1231
01:02:17,240 --> 01:02:21,480
Speaker 1: lot skinny here five? No, don't do that. Okay, So

1232
01:02:22,480 --> 01:02:28,720
Speaker 1: Max Greenfield's coming in next. Oh my gosh. Then show

1233
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Speaker 1: Are all for ends February third, her just required description supply, Hey,

1238
01:02:47,640 --> 01:02:53,840
Speaker 1: can I say something? You gotta hear this. This is hilarious.

1239
01:02:53,880 --> 01:03:01,240
Speaker 1: Oh god, oh my god, you guys, did I hear you? Morning?

1240
01:03:01,360 --> 01:03:05,640
Speaker 1: By the way, I just laughed in a story in

1241
01:03:05,720 --> 01:03:09,720
Speaker 1: the Morning Show. You've never had a grilled donut? No, no, seriously,

1242
01:03:10,160 --> 01:03:13,080
Speaker 1: if you have a box of donuts that go stale summertime,

1243
01:03:13,680 --> 01:03:15,320
Speaker 1: turn on the grill and just put them on the grill.

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Speaker 1: And just put him on the grill for a little

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01:03:16,960 --> 01:03:18,840
Speaker 1: bit on one side, little bit, get a couple of

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01:03:18,840 --> 01:03:21,600
Speaker 1: little marks on them. They're fantastic. I've never ever heard

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01:03:21,640 --> 01:03:23,840
Speaker 1: of this. It wakes up the fat. I'm so excited.

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Speaker 1: Wake up Fat. Anyway, Max Greenfield about to come in

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Speaker 1: and a second, let's go round the room. Froggy, what's

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01:03:31,480 --> 01:03:35,520
Speaker 1: on your mind today? Froggy? Wow, thank you Froggy. That

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Speaker 1: was We'll move on to Gandhi. Hi, Danielle, I'm sorry

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01:03:39,440 --> 01:03:41,080
Speaker 1: to tell you I think I have a crush on

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01:03:41,160 --> 01:03:45,520
Speaker 1: your husband. Yeah, I know, it's it's my turn now,

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01:03:45,560 --> 01:03:48,040
Speaker 1: I get it. So yesterday Sheldon and I ended up

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01:03:48,080 --> 01:03:50,000
Speaker 1: having a conversation about some really goofy stuff and he's

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01:03:50,000 --> 01:03:52,960
Speaker 1: just so funny and wonderful. I was like, oh, Danielle,

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01:03:52,960 --> 01:03:54,960
Speaker 1: I think I have a crush on I felt like

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01:03:54,960 --> 01:03:57,240
Speaker 1: I should tell you that he was originally mine. I

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01:03:57,360 --> 01:04:00,600
Speaker 1: know I heard, and then Danielle got sloppy seconds teas

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01:04:00,600 --> 01:04:03,920
Speaker 1: our show husband. What's up? Daniel So, I am obsessed

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01:04:03,960 --> 01:04:07,560
Speaker 1: with this thing called califlower stalks from this company called

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01:04:07,640 --> 01:04:10,320
Speaker 1: from the ground up, not a sponsor. A friend of

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01:04:10,440 --> 01:04:12,960
Speaker 1: mine said you need to try this because everyone's eating

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01:04:13,000 --> 01:04:16,800
Speaker 1: califlower stuff. Now, these things are amazing. They can't keep

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01:04:16,840 --> 01:04:19,440
Speaker 1: them on the shelves. I cannot find them in certain stores.

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01:04:19,640 --> 01:04:21,800
Speaker 1: They have other kinds of califlower stuff, but I'm telling

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01:04:21,800 --> 01:04:24,480
Speaker 1: you to try these company called from the ground up

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01:04:24,600 --> 01:04:27,920
Speaker 1: Collie flower Stalks, and I found them in Whole Foods. Well,

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01:04:28,120 --> 01:04:30,120
Speaker 1: I still think it's funny how you go say cauliflower.

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Speaker 1: I was laughing at this. You're saying Calie flower stalks,

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01:04:34,400 --> 01:04:38,800
Speaker 1: flower stalks. Oh God, Producer Sam, what's going on? So

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Speaker 1: you guys know, I am huge into yoga, I am

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01:04:41,040 --> 01:04:42,800
Speaker 1: huge into rock climbing, and I've set a new goal

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01:04:42,880 --> 01:04:44,800
Speaker 1: for myself for the first time in my life, I

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01:04:44,920 --> 01:04:46,880
Speaker 1: want to be able to do a single pull up.

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01:04:47,280 --> 01:04:49,400
Speaker 1: I have no upper body strength. When it comes to that,

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01:04:49,600 --> 01:04:51,880
Speaker 1: it is terrible. So that's what I'm doing. And I

1278
01:04:51,960 --> 01:04:53,959
Speaker 1: look like a complete a hole in the gym because

1279
01:04:54,000 --> 01:04:56,040
Speaker 1: I make that angry face. But all I'm trying to

1280
01:04:56,080 --> 01:04:57,760
Speaker 1: do is get my own body weight up. You're gonna

1281
01:04:57,760 --> 01:05:00,240
Speaker 1: do it eventually, I hope. But I need to guys

1282
01:05:00,240 --> 01:05:01,840
Speaker 1: to know what's happening, so you could check up on me,

1283
01:05:01,960 --> 01:05:04,000
Speaker 1: and I get careful. Don't push too hard because, as

1284
01:05:04,000 --> 01:05:06,520
Speaker 1: you know, your intestines will blow out your button something

1285
01:05:06,560 --> 01:05:09,560
Speaker 1: to look forward to? You? Did I know that firsthand? Okay,

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01:05:09,800 --> 01:05:12,240
Speaker 1: oh there's Froggy. Froggy, what's on your line today? So

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01:05:12,600 --> 01:05:15,760
Speaker 1: I have a problem. I am a highlight thief, a

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01:05:15,880 --> 01:05:18,760
Speaker 1: highlighter thief. I have him going around and I use

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01:05:18,800 --> 01:05:20,440
Speaker 1: a highlighter until it runs out in the night. Just

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01:05:20,520 --> 01:05:22,480
Speaker 1: go to somebody's desk and get another one. And I

1291
01:05:22,560 --> 01:05:24,920
Speaker 1: think I have been busted here at the radio station.

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01:05:25,080 --> 01:05:27,760
Speaker 1: So I'm sure there's other people who you need a highlighter.

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01:05:27,800 --> 01:05:29,480
Speaker 1: What do you do with all of them? You sniff them?

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01:05:29,520 --> 01:05:30,960
Speaker 1: I mean, what are you doing with normal? I use

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01:05:31,040 --> 01:05:33,160
Speaker 1: them until they run out and then I go get more.

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01:05:33,200 --> 01:05:35,400
Speaker 1: They don't last very long. So I'm a highlighter. Where

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01:05:35,480 --> 01:05:36,680
Speaker 1: were you when we came to you a minute ago?

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01:05:36,680 --> 01:05:38,760
Speaker 1: You weren't even in the studio. I had to go

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01:05:38,800 --> 01:05:40,400
Speaker 1: to the bathroom. They were mopping the floor in the

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01:05:40,600 --> 01:05:42,280
Speaker 1: in one bathroom, so I went and I had to

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01:05:42,320 --> 01:05:44,240
Speaker 1: wait for the lady to come out of the ladies bathroom.

1302
01:05:44,280 --> 01:05:45,880
Speaker 1: I went and they were real fast used and came

1303
01:05:45,960 --> 01:05:48,400
Speaker 1: running out. That's why I hope you put the lid

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01:05:48,400 --> 01:05:51,600
Speaker 1: back down all right? Thank you? Froggy. All right. So

1305
01:05:51,720 --> 01:05:53,960
Speaker 1: when I said to this to everyone out on the

1306
01:05:54,000 --> 01:05:57,320
Speaker 1: show Max Greenfield was coming in today, they all started screaming, Schmidt, Schmidt.

1307
01:05:57,600 --> 01:05:59,680
Speaker 1: I say, look, even though he was the lovable douche

1308
01:05:59,680 --> 01:06:03,400
Speaker 1: bag in a new girl, uh, this new show The

1309
01:06:03,400 --> 01:06:06,840
Speaker 1: Neighborhood on CBS, I find hilarious with Cedric Entertainer as

1310
01:06:06,920 --> 01:06:09,800
Speaker 1: your neighbor. I mean, you've got to have some fun, right,

1311
01:06:10,280 --> 01:06:18,720
Speaker 1: So please welcome to the show, Max Greenfield. I let's

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01:06:18,760 --> 01:06:22,040
Speaker 1: bring her in and talk to her. Welcome to Z

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01:06:22,160 --> 01:06:25,640
Speaker 1: one hundred. How are you. I just saw Max petting Max. Yeah.

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01:06:25,800 --> 01:06:29,360
Speaker 1: That's weird. It's real. It's a real moment that at

1315
01:06:29,400 --> 01:06:31,880
Speaker 1: first have you ever you know, is it okay to

1316
01:06:32,120 --> 01:06:35,720
Speaker 1: know that, like the number one dog name is Max?

1317
01:06:35,800 --> 01:06:38,360
Speaker 1: And are you honored when someone says, oh my my

1318
01:06:38,440 --> 01:06:40,920
Speaker 1: dog's name is Matt. Yeah, it happens quite a bit. Um,

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01:06:41,360 --> 01:06:45,720
Speaker 1: it's really exciting for me. I don't know at least

1320
01:06:45,760 --> 01:06:48,800
Speaker 1: that your mom didn't name you Fido or something. Oh yeah,

1321
01:06:49,240 --> 01:06:51,720
Speaker 1: I think sport. I've never really put a lot of

1322
01:06:51,760 --> 01:06:54,880
Speaker 1: thought into it. I've just now it's just sort of

1323
01:06:54,920 --> 01:06:56,880
Speaker 1: common place. You're like, oh, right on, man, And that's

1324
01:06:56,920 --> 01:07:00,880
Speaker 1: sort of like where the conversation ends because oh my god,

1325
01:07:00,920 --> 01:07:03,360
Speaker 1: you know my my dog's name is Max. All right,

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01:07:03,480 --> 01:07:05,720
Speaker 1: all right, that's great. Later and then there's like a

1327
01:07:05,840 --> 01:07:11,680
Speaker 1: silence and you go, well, super nice meeting. You know,

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01:07:12,640 --> 01:07:14,080
Speaker 1: I don't know if that's all you planned and this

1329
01:07:14,560 --> 01:07:16,240
Speaker 1: this exchange. Let me ask you a question when you

1330
01:07:16,280 --> 01:07:18,400
Speaker 1: go to part if you find yourself at a party

1331
01:07:18,440 --> 01:07:20,480
Speaker 1: by yourself, you're waiting to meet a friend, and you

1332
01:07:20,600 --> 01:07:23,640
Speaker 1: have those nervous rare occages. Okay, well, and you have

1333
01:07:23,760 --> 01:07:26,160
Speaker 1: those moments where you're I don't know these people, but

1334
01:07:26,160 --> 01:07:30,200
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say something to someone. What is the conversation starter? Well, oh,

1335
01:07:30,240 --> 01:07:33,000
Speaker 1: if I'm if I'm approaching somebody, Yeah, oh my god,

1336
01:07:33,360 --> 01:07:35,520
Speaker 1: are you that shy? You you don't like approaching strangers?

1337
01:07:35,560 --> 01:07:37,280
Speaker 1: Oh my, I'd rather just stand in the corner with

1338
01:07:37,360 --> 01:07:39,200
Speaker 1: my head against the wall. This is I really want

1339
01:07:39,200 --> 01:07:41,200
Speaker 1: to say something, but I can't. I'm gonna blow it.

1340
01:07:41,960 --> 01:07:43,680
Speaker 1: I've just because I've blown it so many times in

1341
01:07:43,760 --> 01:07:45,960
Speaker 1: the past where you're just like, oh god, I'm gonna

1342
01:07:46,000 --> 01:07:47,880
Speaker 1: say something stupid. I don't want to like this is.

1343
01:07:48,080 --> 01:07:50,200
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna regret this. I like because usually you know,

1344
01:07:50,240 --> 01:07:52,000
Speaker 1: you're at these parties and the people that you want

1345
01:07:52,000 --> 01:07:55,400
Speaker 1: to say something too, our people you respect or admire. Um.

1346
01:07:55,560 --> 01:07:58,160
Speaker 1: I remember I did a movie, The Big Short, and

1347
01:07:58,320 --> 01:08:01,880
Speaker 1: Michael Lewis had written the book, and um, I love

1348
01:08:02,040 --> 01:08:04,280
Speaker 1: his books. I find him to be so much smarter

1349
01:08:04,400 --> 01:08:07,440
Speaker 1: than I could ever imagine possibly being. And he was

1350
01:08:07,520 --> 01:08:09,600
Speaker 1: at the premiere and there was a moment where he

1351
01:08:09,720 --> 01:08:11,560
Speaker 1: sort of like turned to me and was like, oh, hey,

1352
01:08:11,640 --> 01:08:14,840
Speaker 1: how are you? And I said, really, I had this

1353
01:08:15,000 --> 01:08:18,759
Speaker 1: moment internally where I just thought, just don't say anything,

1354
01:08:19,680 --> 01:08:22,479
Speaker 1: say your name, say your name, say it's nice to

1355
01:08:22,520 --> 01:08:24,840
Speaker 1: meet you, and then turn away and run. What did

1356
01:08:24,920 --> 01:08:28,320
Speaker 1: you do? I did exactly that. I was like, to

1357
01:08:28,360 --> 01:08:33,280
Speaker 1: meet you really great, and then ran. And then because

1358
01:08:33,320 --> 01:08:37,320
Speaker 1: I was like, I can't imagine what I hadn't expected

1359
01:08:37,400 --> 01:08:40,439
Speaker 1: this moment. I've got. I don't know, I've got planned

1360
01:08:40,520 --> 01:08:42,720
Speaker 1: it from now on, when you meet someone, say I

1361
01:08:42,920 --> 01:08:45,880
Speaker 1: named my dog after you. Maybe yeah, oh my god,

1362
01:08:46,000 --> 01:08:47,760
Speaker 1: you know my dog's name is Michael Lewis. It's really

1363
01:08:47,840 --> 01:08:50,439
Speaker 1: nice to meet and then there'll be an awkward silence

1364
01:08:50,479 --> 01:08:53,320
Speaker 1: and then I'll just about great, it is a prolific writer.

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01:08:53,479 --> 01:08:56,000
Speaker 1: My dog. Well anyway, okay, so I had a short

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01:08:56,040 --> 01:09:00,280
Speaker 1: conversation with Max and in a microscopic green room about

1367
01:09:00,520 --> 01:09:02,800
Speaker 1: his career as an actor, and you looked down. You

1368
01:09:02,840 --> 01:09:07,680
Speaker 1: looked down. You know what. Look, there are a lot

1369
01:09:07,760 --> 01:09:10,840
Speaker 1: of working or want to be working actors who would

1370
01:09:10,920 --> 01:09:13,200
Speaker 1: love to have your resume going because you've been in

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01:09:13,240 --> 01:09:16,240
Speaker 1: a lot of great things you've done. I agree, I

1372
01:09:16,600 --> 01:09:21,280
Speaker 1: feel really, I feel really really why you? Oh my gosh, no, please,

1373
01:09:21,600 --> 01:09:23,280
Speaker 1: I think you're gonna send me. I have so much

1374
01:09:23,320 --> 01:09:25,799
Speaker 1: press do today. This will send me into such a crisis.

1375
01:09:27,120 --> 01:09:29,479
Speaker 1: Give yourself some credit. I mean, okay, let us give

1376
01:09:29,479 --> 01:09:32,080
Speaker 1: you the credit. You just sit there and take it, Okay, Danielle.

1377
01:09:32,600 --> 01:09:35,639
Speaker 1: I think you're hysterical. Oh well that's nice, so funny.

1378
01:09:35,680 --> 01:09:38,960
Speaker 1: You can take a character. And I love watching everything

1379
01:09:39,000 --> 01:09:41,559
Speaker 1: you do, and especially when we watched you on New Girl.

1380
01:09:42,080 --> 01:09:44,200
Speaker 1: You were in a douchebag, but you were such a

1381
01:09:44,360 --> 01:09:48,360
Speaker 1: lovable you were my favorite every single week. Oh thank you.

1382
01:09:48,720 --> 01:09:53,120
Speaker 1: I hope everybody else from the show is listening. Even

1383
01:09:53,160 --> 01:09:55,960
Speaker 1: though you have you have a family at home, a

1384
01:09:56,040 --> 01:09:57,840
Speaker 1: little girl, a little daughter at home, but you have

1385
01:09:57,920 --> 01:10:00,760
Speaker 1: to go into the office and play a lovable douchebag. Yeah,

1386
01:10:00,960 --> 01:10:05,799
Speaker 1: I mean, do you, does an actor actually enjoy playing

1387
01:10:05,920 --> 01:10:09,160
Speaker 1: a role that they really aren't because there's a release there,

1388
01:10:09,240 --> 01:10:11,120
Speaker 1: or is it truly just okay, I gotta act like

1389
01:10:11,160 --> 01:10:13,720
Speaker 1: a douchebag today. Oh no, I mean I think it

1390
01:10:13,840 --> 01:10:16,240
Speaker 1: goes back a little bit to what what you originally said,

1391
01:10:16,280 --> 01:10:20,880
Speaker 1: which is I can't believe I'm working and whatever they

1392
01:10:20,920 --> 01:10:22,760
Speaker 1: have me do, I'm so excited to do it just

1393
01:10:22,800 --> 01:10:25,600
Speaker 1: because I have a job. And then and and you know,

1394
01:10:25,680 --> 01:10:27,800
Speaker 1: on that show is really nice because you have these

1395
01:10:27,840 --> 01:10:30,920
Speaker 1: incredible writers and every day you'd come in and be like,

1396
01:10:31,000 --> 01:10:33,040
Speaker 1: this stuff is really funny. So it's just a lot

1397
01:10:33,080 --> 01:10:35,160
Speaker 1: of fun. We'll just bring it to today. The neighborhood

1398
01:10:35,600 --> 01:10:39,400
Speaker 1: where look, you know it's it's the storyline is fantastic,

1399
01:10:39,880 --> 01:10:43,920
Speaker 1: but it's this very lily white family from the Midwest, right,

1400
01:10:43,920 --> 01:10:45,760
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know, they have Michigan, so they

1401
01:10:45,880 --> 01:10:49,599
Speaker 1: moved to a predominantly black area in Los Angeles. Yeah,

1402
01:10:49,640 --> 01:10:51,960
Speaker 1: we're sort of like the first white family to come

1403
01:10:52,040 --> 01:10:57,200
Speaker 1: into We're like the initial gentrifiers exactly. And so so

1404
01:10:57,479 --> 01:10:59,120
Speaker 1: now you get to see what it feels like and

1405
01:10:59,240 --> 01:11:02,960
Speaker 1: you play as far as the whitest man in America.

1406
01:11:03,040 --> 01:11:07,200
Speaker 1: You do your character thank you. His name is Dave Johnson.

1407
01:11:07,400 --> 01:11:11,240
Speaker 1: I mean it's the whitest name. You couldn't be wider

1408
01:11:11,280 --> 01:11:13,519
Speaker 1: if your name was white. There was a real discussion, Yeah,

1409
01:11:13,560 --> 01:11:15,160
Speaker 1: there was a real discussion before and it was like,

1410
01:11:15,280 --> 01:11:17,120
Speaker 1: let's just you know, let's just figure out what's the

1411
01:11:17,240 --> 01:11:21,320
Speaker 1: whitest name. Um, And I think they did a pretty

1412
01:11:21,320 --> 01:11:23,960
Speaker 1: good job so being in the second season, I mean,

1413
01:11:24,400 --> 01:11:27,160
Speaker 1: the storyline itself has to bring on some dialogue of

1414
01:11:27,760 --> 01:11:30,240
Speaker 1: people race. Well, it's nice. I mean I think like

1415
01:11:30,360 --> 01:11:33,519
Speaker 1: that was a real focus in the beginning in season one,

1416
01:11:33,680 --> 01:11:35,960
Speaker 1: and it was like, how like how how can we

1417
01:11:36,080 --> 01:11:41,040
Speaker 1: like address this responsibly and have it be organic? And

1418
01:11:42,040 --> 01:11:44,040
Speaker 1: I think it's a testament to the writing and a

1419
01:11:44,160 --> 01:11:48,000
Speaker 1: testament to the actors where we have created such a

1420
01:11:48,080 --> 01:11:52,040
Speaker 1: great chemistry and the writing has sort of matched that.

1421
01:11:52,400 --> 01:11:58,000
Speaker 1: And now it's sort of shifted away from let's have

1422
01:11:58,240 --> 01:12:02,000
Speaker 1: the conversation to these are just two families sharing offense

1423
01:12:02,160 --> 01:12:07,439
Speaker 1: that have differences, and it's sort of become this odd

1424
01:12:07,560 --> 01:12:12,240
Speaker 1: couple of families now. And you know, the race element

1425
01:12:12,360 --> 01:12:16,599
Speaker 1: of it plays into the show, but I wouldn't say

1426
01:12:16,640 --> 01:12:19,599
Speaker 1: at all that it's like the centerpiece of it, right. Well,

1427
01:12:19,680 --> 01:12:21,920
Speaker 1: keeping your mind though you still have new viewers coming

1428
01:12:21,960 --> 01:12:24,200
Speaker 1: on going back to catch up with season one. Yeah,

1429
01:12:24,360 --> 01:12:27,000
Speaker 1: so they need to at least start to have that

1430
01:12:27,120 --> 01:12:29,680
Speaker 1: dialogue in their head about the race. The race, Well,

1431
01:12:29,720 --> 01:12:34,479
Speaker 1: I think it's pretty obvious. I mean, okay, let it

1432
01:12:34,560 --> 01:12:37,519
Speaker 1: be done. Okay, I heard a rumor, so obviously you

1433
01:12:37,600 --> 01:12:40,000
Speaker 1: have this show going on now. But you a while

1434
01:12:40,040 --> 01:12:42,800
Speaker 1: ago shot a pilot with Megan Markle. Correct, Oh my god,

1435
01:12:42,880 --> 01:12:45,519
Speaker 1: that was a very long time. Like you made that

1436
01:12:45,640 --> 01:12:48,200
Speaker 1: seem like you're doing you're also doing a plot something.

1437
01:12:48,400 --> 01:12:51,360
Speaker 1: You're doing a show with Megan Maker right now. Whoever

1438
01:12:51,479 --> 01:12:53,439
Speaker 1: bought it was thinking about maybe bringing it back. Can

1439
01:12:53,520 --> 01:12:55,599
Speaker 1: they do that? At the same time, like, don't think

1440
01:12:55,640 --> 01:12:58,640
Speaker 1: they can? Okay, I think you know, she's in a

1441
01:12:58,720 --> 01:13:02,560
Speaker 1: position where people really want to publicize her, and I

1442
01:13:02,720 --> 01:13:04,559
Speaker 1: think they were like, well, what else can we find?

1443
01:13:04,880 --> 01:13:07,080
Speaker 1: And I think there was. We did her pilot at

1444
01:13:07,120 --> 01:13:12,080
Speaker 1: some point for Comedy Central and it resurfaced in some way,

1445
01:13:12,520 --> 01:13:14,519
Speaker 1: and then everybody was like, so, were you doing a

1446
01:13:14,520 --> 01:13:19,920
Speaker 1: show with Megan marco hearing I don't. I don't think so, right,

1447
01:13:20,120 --> 01:13:24,680
Speaker 1: are you still I am not? I didn't, Um, did

1448
01:13:24,720 --> 01:13:30,320
Speaker 1: you shot with Megan Marcole? About you. I was not

1449
01:13:30,520 --> 01:13:33,760
Speaker 1: invited to the wedding. Here we could talk about Marcole.

1450
01:13:34,600 --> 01:13:37,479
Speaker 1: Last time I did James Gordon show. Uh, he wanted

1451
01:13:37,560 --> 01:13:39,040
Speaker 1: like he wanted to talk about it, and he went

1452
01:13:39,160 --> 01:13:40,280
Speaker 1: to the wedding and I was like, so what do

1453
01:13:40,360 --> 01:13:41,880
Speaker 1: you like? What do you get for a gift at

1454
01:13:41,920 --> 01:13:43,200
Speaker 1: that kind of monding. He was like, I'm not telling

1455
01:13:43,280 --> 01:13:44,679
Speaker 1: what I got for a gift. I go, well, I'd

1456
01:13:44,720 --> 01:13:45,920
Speaker 1: like to know, like what do you do, how do

1457
01:13:45,960 --> 01:13:49,240
Speaker 1: you like? What's the appropriate and um and that that

1458
01:13:49,360 --> 01:13:53,519
Speaker 1: conversation and it quick. She wants to be one with

1459
01:13:53,560 --> 01:13:56,120
Speaker 1: the people. Anyway, enough about Megan mors. Uh. And you're

1460
01:13:56,120 --> 01:13:59,160
Speaker 1: talking about being on with James James Gordon. Right, Yeah,

1461
01:13:59,600 --> 01:14:02,880
Speaker 1: you've done Cordon. You've done Fallon. Yeah, Fallon. By the way,

1462
01:14:03,439 --> 01:14:05,519
Speaker 1: when you leave the show, they give you swaged. I

1463
01:14:05,560 --> 01:14:08,679
Speaker 1: got a Jimmy Fallon blanket. I got Jimmy Fallon these cookies.

1464
01:14:08,960 --> 01:14:11,639
Speaker 1: It's great. So you're saying that, out of all the shows,

1465
01:14:11,680 --> 01:14:14,000
Speaker 1: which gives the best swag? Oh my god, I feel

1466
01:14:14,000 --> 01:14:15,840
Speaker 1: like this is putting me on the spot right now.

1467
01:14:16,000 --> 01:14:19,960
Speaker 1: But Colbert does Colbert. Sometimes you just go in there

1468
01:14:20,000 --> 01:14:21,920
Speaker 1: and I don't know what's happening. It feels like some

1469
01:14:22,080 --> 01:14:27,760
Speaker 1: sort of regifting situation. But but it's like the people

1470
01:14:27,840 --> 01:14:29,840
Speaker 1: that you want to be really like, I don't know

1471
01:14:29,920 --> 01:14:33,080
Speaker 1: who's giving these things away, but every time I've gone

1472
01:14:33,080 --> 01:14:34,680
Speaker 1: in there, there's all these different things. You're like, and

1473
01:14:34,800 --> 01:14:40,880
Speaker 1: I can take like what it's stuffing like akia, you

1474
01:14:40,960 --> 01:14:44,320
Speaker 1: can just tell the quality of the goods. Give us

1475
01:14:44,320 --> 01:14:46,280
Speaker 1: the name of one. There was like last time I

1476
01:14:46,360 --> 01:14:49,040
Speaker 1: was in there, there was like a really nice blanket

1477
01:14:49,080 --> 01:14:52,040
Speaker 1: in there. I want to say, if it wasn't cashmere,

1478
01:14:52,200 --> 01:14:56,040
Speaker 1: it sure felt like it, right, And and I was like,

1479
01:14:56,120 --> 01:14:57,760
Speaker 1: this is something I would buy from my wife as

1480
01:14:57,800 --> 01:15:02,320
Speaker 1: a gift for like her birthday, right, um. And and

1481
01:15:02,680 --> 01:15:04,360
Speaker 1: I just I was sort of a stunt, but it's big.

1482
01:15:04,400 --> 01:15:06,599
Speaker 1: I couldn't take it. Um. But I was like, man,

1483
01:15:06,760 --> 01:15:09,080
Speaker 1: this is really I can't. I just you just keep

1484
01:15:09,160 --> 01:15:14,320
Speaker 1: having this thought of and I can take this for me.

1485
01:15:14,479 --> 01:15:16,360
Speaker 1: But then yeah, and then there's all that's like all

1486
01:15:16,400 --> 01:15:19,400
Speaker 1: that's like organic candy, like all this like fancy candy

1487
01:15:19,479 --> 01:15:22,360
Speaker 1: and cookies and stuff like the expensive stuff, Oh yeah

1488
01:15:22,880 --> 01:15:24,559
Speaker 1: for real. And then you're just taking on this stuff

1489
01:15:24,560 --> 01:15:27,920
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna I'm gonna take this like carrying it

1490
01:15:28,040 --> 01:15:29,559
Speaker 1: down the street in New York. I was the last

1491
01:15:29,560 --> 01:15:31,880
Speaker 1: time I was here. It was it was like, you know,

1492
01:15:32,000 --> 01:15:34,400
Speaker 1: fifteen below zero, and you're like, I'm just I gotta

1493
01:15:34,439 --> 01:15:39,360
Speaker 1: take this another opportunity. These cookies there there look expensive. Well, uh,

1494
01:15:39,479 --> 01:15:41,560
Speaker 1: if you're just turning us on Max Greenfield into the

1495
01:15:41,560 --> 01:15:43,680
Speaker 1: second season of The Neighborhood on CBS. Of course we

1496
01:15:43,920 --> 01:15:45,760
Speaker 1: love him from New Girl and and now we know

1497
01:15:45,880 --> 01:15:48,040
Speaker 1: he takes the swag, so let me not be outdone

1498
01:15:48,200 --> 01:15:53,360
Speaker 1: by uh Colbert. Yeah, it's Girl Scout cookie season. Here's some.

1499
01:15:53,920 --> 01:15:59,000
Speaker 1: Here's some caramel d lights. Now, these are interesting, by

1500
01:15:59,040 --> 01:16:01,040
Speaker 1: the way, these are sort of my favorites. But weren't

1501
01:16:01,040 --> 01:16:05,240
Speaker 1: these weren't these called samoas at some points and the

1502
01:16:05,400 --> 01:16:09,040
Speaker 1: chances got very mad why they were the best cookie

1503
01:16:09,720 --> 01:16:13,720
Speaker 1: snakes got very upset. And also here's some Uh, these

1504
01:16:13,760 --> 01:16:17,040
Speaker 1: are my favorite King Hawaiian Hawaiian sweet rolls. I know

1505
01:16:17,240 --> 01:16:19,439
Speaker 1: these well too, and it has your name written on it, Macau.

1506
01:16:19,439 --> 01:16:21,640
Speaker 1: They're personalized. There's are personalized. These are very nice. And

1507
01:16:21,720 --> 01:16:23,920
Speaker 1: I believe that sharpie which is which just goes to

1508
01:16:23,960 --> 01:16:25,920
Speaker 1: show you that's all you're getting. Let me tell you something.

1509
01:16:26,040 --> 01:16:28,479
Speaker 1: These King rolls are good. You cut these in half,

1510
01:16:28,840 --> 01:16:34,200
Speaker 1: you like put a little sliders? Yeah, yeah, I'm familiar.

1511
01:16:34,280 --> 01:16:35,720
Speaker 1: By the way, I'm not gonna take these with me.

1512
01:16:35,760 --> 01:16:37,639
Speaker 1: I'm not caring because I'm not gonna carry these around.

1513
01:16:38,840 --> 01:16:41,240
Speaker 1: I've got I've got a full I've got a full

1514
01:16:41,320 --> 01:16:43,479
Speaker 1: day of breads. I can't I'm not giving you this

1515
01:16:43,600 --> 01:16:49,479
Speaker 1: can of glade lavender peach blosser spray sauce. Why the way,

1516
01:16:49,520 --> 01:16:51,840
Speaker 1: what's with all the hot sauce over there? That's something

1517
01:16:51,880 --> 01:16:54,120
Speaker 1: you guys do. Yeah, we just try to make our

1518
01:16:54,200 --> 01:16:57,160
Speaker 1: day a little band. Who who? Who? Who? Who takes

1519
01:16:57,200 --> 01:17:00,040
Speaker 1: it the best? Well? First of all, her Gandhi. His

1520
01:17:00,200 --> 01:17:03,400
Speaker 1: name online is baby hot Sauce. Her it's her hand.

1521
01:17:04,400 --> 01:17:05,880
Speaker 1: Lula pays a lot of money to be a part

1522
01:17:05,920 --> 01:17:10,439
Speaker 1: of our family. So let's not talk about the hot

1523
01:17:10,479 --> 01:17:12,600
Speaker 1: sauce of I don't know, Um, may I read some

1524
01:17:12,680 --> 01:17:15,439
Speaker 1: of these texts? What's the hottest one? The haunt? Real question?

1525
01:17:15,439 --> 01:17:19,519
Speaker 1: I would say, the Hi? Yeah, the text messages. Let

1526
01:17:19,560 --> 01:17:21,360
Speaker 1: me read these to you because usually we keep the

1527
01:17:21,400 --> 01:17:23,680
Speaker 1: text message screen off because they're like, gout him off,

1528
01:17:23,720 --> 01:17:28,600
Speaker 1: he's boring. Let's see. I love Max. His appearance on

1529
01:17:28,880 --> 01:17:31,960
Speaker 1: Justin Long's podcast is the best ever. You don't crack

1530
01:17:32,080 --> 01:17:34,439
Speaker 1: up loud and something's wrong with you. You were on

1531
01:17:34,520 --> 01:17:37,080
Speaker 1: Justin Long's podcast. Yeah, I feel like that's promoting Justin

1532
01:17:37,160 --> 01:17:42,559
Speaker 1: Long's podcast and not one. Well, we're promoting Megan Markle.

1533
01:17:44,640 --> 01:17:47,160
Speaker 1: I absolutely love him. Max is such a bright light.

1534
01:17:47,240 --> 01:17:49,800
Speaker 1: He radiates this amazing energy and you can tell that

1535
01:17:49,880 --> 01:17:53,040
Speaker 1: he's so genuine. He kills every role he plays. That

1536
01:17:53,200 --> 01:17:57,960
Speaker 1: was my mom, No, you know what, stop it, she's up.

1537
01:17:58,200 --> 01:18:00,920
Speaker 1: She's an LA right now, I said, and then text

1538
01:18:01,000 --> 01:18:03,439
Speaker 1: text the station. Why are you crapping all over yourself?

1539
01:18:03,840 --> 01:18:06,640
Speaker 1: We called it self defecating? Okay, by the way, we

1540
01:18:06,720 --> 01:18:08,759
Speaker 1: saw you snorting it up or whatever. He is shooting

1541
01:18:08,800 --> 01:18:14,000
Speaker 1: it up in an American horror story. That was hot, sweaty, heroine,

1542
01:18:14,120 --> 01:18:20,600
Speaker 1: strong mess. Max, Please tell us how to play true American?

1543
01:18:21,120 --> 01:18:22,800
Speaker 1: What does that mean? Oh? There was a game on

1544
01:18:22,960 --> 01:18:25,360
Speaker 1: New Girl. It was a drinking game and it came

1545
01:18:25,400 --> 01:18:27,400
Speaker 1: back every season and it was it was a really

1546
01:18:27,439 --> 01:18:29,680
Speaker 1: big deal and it's sort of been one of these

1547
01:18:30,160 --> 01:18:32,120
Speaker 1: this is the this is almost worse than the dog

1548
01:18:32,240 --> 01:18:34,200
Speaker 1: thing where people a lot of people come up to

1549
01:18:34,280 --> 01:18:35,560
Speaker 1: it was like, how do you play true American? What

1550
01:18:35,640 --> 01:18:40,320
Speaker 1: are the rules, and it was I don't know what

1551
01:18:40,479 --> 01:18:43,560
Speaker 1: the rules are, and it was so much of it

1552
01:18:43,720 --> 01:18:47,760
Speaker 1: was improv on the day. There's a writer in Hollywood.

1553
01:18:48,240 --> 01:18:50,599
Speaker 1: He's a Very, He's a Hollywood writer named Love Rocke,

1554
01:18:51,479 --> 01:18:56,840
Speaker 1: uh Very Hollywood, and he wrote that episode. And I'm

1555
01:18:56,840 --> 01:18:58,880
Speaker 1: always just like text or like, you know, go on

1556
01:18:59,080 --> 01:19:03,040
Speaker 1: Twitter and at him Love Rocket and ask him because

1557
01:19:03,040 --> 01:19:04,840
Speaker 1: he knows better than any of us. Someone needs to

1558
01:19:04,880 --> 01:19:08,280
Speaker 1: have the definitive, like I believe. I believe there are

1559
01:19:08,360 --> 01:19:09,880
Speaker 1: many people who have tried to come up with them

1560
01:19:09,920 --> 01:19:12,400
Speaker 1: and written out a full list of the actual rules,

1561
01:19:13,479 --> 01:19:15,880
Speaker 1: which are all surprised to me. So makes growing up

1562
01:19:15,920 --> 01:19:17,639
Speaker 1: here in the New York area, up in Dobbs Ferry,

1563
01:19:17,880 --> 01:19:20,680
Speaker 1: I mean, when was it there or where was it

1564
01:19:20,760 --> 01:19:24,400
Speaker 1: you decided? I really love to act. I love to

1565
01:19:24,479 --> 01:19:28,280
Speaker 1: pretend to be someone else. I don't know, I think,

1566
01:19:29,640 --> 01:19:31,000
Speaker 1: I mean, I knew. I know. I grew up in

1567
01:19:31,040 --> 01:19:33,840
Speaker 1: New York and it feels like it would be something

1568
01:19:33,920 --> 01:19:37,800
Speaker 1: that was realistic in a city. But it didn't feel

1569
01:19:37,880 --> 01:19:40,120
Speaker 1: that way at all to me. And it wasn't until

1570
01:19:40,160 --> 01:19:44,000
Speaker 1: I moved to LA when I was nineteen where I thought, oh,

1571
01:19:44,080 --> 01:19:48,960
Speaker 1: people actually do this out here, and I really have

1572
01:19:49,120 --> 01:19:51,960
Speaker 1: always wanted to try that, and I got into an

1573
01:19:51,960 --> 01:19:53,880
Speaker 1: acting class and I found out that I really loved it,

1574
01:19:54,000 --> 01:19:56,160
Speaker 1: and I just like banged my head against the wall

1575
01:19:56,280 --> 01:19:59,080
Speaker 1: for the next ten years and then got New Girls.

1576
01:19:59,520 --> 01:20:02,240
Speaker 1: Is there's ever this switch just pops on in your

1577
01:20:02,280 --> 01:20:05,040
Speaker 1: head when you're out there doing your job, remembering the

1578
01:20:05,120 --> 01:20:07,679
Speaker 1: lines being that character or trying to act like a character,

1579
01:20:08,120 --> 01:20:11,439
Speaker 1: that you really just truly get into this zone where

1580
01:20:12,160 --> 01:20:15,840
Speaker 1: this is awesome. I'm every loving this. Tell me about

1581
01:20:15,880 --> 01:20:18,000
Speaker 1: to wake up in the morning that way. Well, I mean,

1582
01:20:18,320 --> 01:20:21,120
Speaker 1: you could be doing anything in the world, any profession, whatever.

1583
01:20:21,320 --> 01:20:22,960
Speaker 1: This is what you're doing to make it. That's all

1584
01:20:22,960 --> 01:20:25,160
Speaker 1: I'm qualified to do. I have not I have There's

1585
01:20:25,200 --> 01:20:29,240
Speaker 1: there was no backup, there's no there's no there's no

1586
01:20:29,439 --> 01:20:32,360
Speaker 1: educational degree, there's nothing. It's just this. Well, so when

1587
01:20:32,360 --> 01:20:34,160
Speaker 1: you were a little boy, was this something you thought

1588
01:20:34,160 --> 01:20:36,360
Speaker 1: about doing? I mean sure, I think I always had

1589
01:20:36,400 --> 01:20:39,880
Speaker 1: watched movies and and and specifically TV shows and thought,

1590
01:20:39,960 --> 01:20:42,360
Speaker 1: oh man, that's really something that I would want to do. Um.

1591
01:20:42,600 --> 01:20:45,720
Speaker 1: I remember watching Saturdaynight Live and feeling like, oh, these

1592
01:20:45,760 --> 01:20:50,800
Speaker 1: are like true superheroes. Um. But because I held them

1593
01:20:50,840 --> 01:20:53,320
Speaker 1: in such high regard. It felt like such a distant

1594
01:20:54,280 --> 01:20:56,800
Speaker 1: thing to me, in such an untouchable place to be.

1595
01:20:57,960 --> 01:21:01,040
Speaker 1: And as I've slowly started work more and more and

1596
01:21:01,120 --> 01:21:03,320
Speaker 1: more and met some of the people that I used

1597
01:21:03,320 --> 01:21:07,160
Speaker 1: to look at and idolize and and and and see

1598
01:21:07,240 --> 01:21:09,800
Speaker 1: them do it up close and personal, it's been a

1599
01:21:09,880 --> 01:21:13,720
Speaker 1: much different um My perspective has changed a lot. But

1600
01:21:13,840 --> 01:21:15,200
Speaker 1: still Max, I mean, at the end of the day,

1601
01:21:15,200 --> 01:21:17,760
Speaker 1: I'm sure you have grueling days. You go home and exhausted.

1602
01:21:17,840 --> 01:21:22,720
Speaker 1: I'm a it's such church, really, I mean, do you

1603
01:21:22,760 --> 01:21:25,280
Speaker 1: ever have to snap you like, snap back to attention

1604
01:21:25,320 --> 01:21:26,560
Speaker 1: to go Wait a second, this is what I do

1605
01:21:26,720 --> 01:21:28,280
Speaker 1: for a living. I shouldn't be in a bad mood

1606
01:21:28,280 --> 01:21:30,800
Speaker 1: because this happened on set today. I should be just okay. No,

1607
01:21:31,120 --> 01:21:33,120
Speaker 1: you never have a bad day on set. I mean

1608
01:21:33,600 --> 01:21:35,840
Speaker 1: everyone has a bad day of work, but you take

1609
01:21:35,880 --> 01:21:38,280
Speaker 1: it just as that. It's never like what I do

1610
01:21:38,479 --> 01:21:44,640
Speaker 1: is so hard because we were the same. This is

1611
01:21:44,680 --> 01:21:46,040
Speaker 1: what we do. We get to come to work and

1612
01:21:46,160 --> 01:21:49,000
Speaker 1: interview Max Greenfield. You bring your day, You bring your

1613
01:21:49,040 --> 01:21:51,599
Speaker 1: dog to work. Mind you walk over here with your dog.

1614
01:21:51,680 --> 01:21:54,240
Speaker 1: You know, Oh, today was such a draft. So Max,

1615
01:21:54,360 --> 01:21:57,760
Speaker 1: Alie Gold is down there with the camera. She does

1616
01:21:57,800 --> 01:22:00,640
Speaker 1: all of our social and skillfully better than anyone ever.

1617
01:22:01,160 --> 01:22:05,400
Speaker 1: So this is her resume experience with iHeartRadio Digital content

1618
01:22:05,479 --> 01:22:09,320
Speaker 1: Manager develop implement online strategies for New York stations Cox

1619
01:22:09,439 --> 01:22:13,880
Speaker 1: Media Group at Cox. By the way, Uh, anyway, she

1620
01:22:14,120 --> 01:22:17,360
Speaker 1: is she asking me to hire her on her resume

1621
01:22:17,640 --> 01:22:20,640
Speaker 1: under Z eighty nine Morning Show Producer, which is up

1622
01:22:20,760 --> 01:22:24,840
Speaker 1: in Syracuse, Syracuse. Yeah, I booked interviews for all shows,

1623
01:22:24,880 --> 01:22:29,439
Speaker 1: including the Group Disclosure and Max Greenfield. I made the resume.

1624
01:22:30,520 --> 01:22:37,960
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm like at the special skills section had

1625
01:22:38,080 --> 01:22:41,280
Speaker 1: booked Max green What was this at? Uh? It was

1626
01:22:41,320 --> 01:22:45,800
Speaker 1: when you came in twenty fourteen at that was fun. Yeah,

1627
01:22:46,040 --> 01:22:48,360
Speaker 1: that was a good time have an interview. You were

1628
01:22:48,400 --> 01:22:50,439
Speaker 1: my first celebrity. I don't want to mess up your hair,

1629
01:22:50,520 --> 01:22:52,439
Speaker 1: but put on your headphones. Oh wait, so hold on,

1630
01:22:52,800 --> 01:22:55,479
Speaker 1: this was this is you? Can you hear it? Can

1631
01:22:55,560 --> 01:22:58,000
Speaker 1: you hear yourself? Is your is your knob up? If

1632
01:22:58,000 --> 01:23:00,080
Speaker 1: you don't wait? This was an interview, he did. I

1633
01:23:00,560 --> 01:23:03,080
Speaker 1: gave you my first celebrity interview with you in twenty

1634
01:23:03,200 --> 01:23:07,880
Speaker 1: fourteen when as a college student. How was I? How

1635
01:23:08,000 --> 01:23:11,479
Speaker 1: was I? Um? So, this past couple of years have

1636
01:23:11,640 --> 01:23:19,479
Speaker 1: been um crazy for your show getting nominated five Golden Globe,

1637
01:23:19,880 --> 01:23:26,000
Speaker 1: UM five, UM Prime Time, any awards. How does that

1638
01:23:26,080 --> 01:23:30,000
Speaker 1: make me feel exciting? You know, I think we have

1639
01:23:30,040 --> 01:23:32,439
Speaker 1: a really good group. I think everybody works well together

1640
01:23:32,760 --> 01:23:36,920
Speaker 1: and we all feel very fortunate. Yeah, that's thanks, you

1641
01:23:37,000 --> 01:23:39,400
Speaker 1: said all the right things. Well, let's let's talk about

1642
01:23:39,439 --> 01:23:43,679
Speaker 1: our chemistry. I love how you got to the point

1643
01:23:43,720 --> 01:23:47,240
Speaker 1: with a question. Yes, thank you, thank you. I thinking

1644
01:23:47,320 --> 01:23:52,080
Speaker 1: now that, I mean, really it was. I promoted that

1645
01:23:52,200 --> 01:23:55,320
Speaker 1: on my like social media like crazy as you should,

1646
01:23:56,920 --> 01:24:00,639
Speaker 1: as you should. Did you plan for your professors? Were

1647
01:24:00,680 --> 01:24:02,439
Speaker 1: they like I mean, I put it on my reels.

1648
01:24:04,240 --> 01:24:06,160
Speaker 1: Did you get any notes from Jim? Is there any

1649
01:24:06,200 --> 01:24:10,720
Speaker 1: feedback on the audio quality? Would you like feback right

1650
01:24:10,720 --> 01:24:15,240
Speaker 1: now if you want it? I thought that was awesome. Hey, look,

1651
01:24:15,280 --> 01:24:17,560
Speaker 1: I know you've got a full day ahead. When you

1652
01:24:17,840 --> 01:24:21,160
Speaker 1: hired Alison. Did you see the oh book Max, let's

1653
01:24:21,200 --> 01:24:25,439
Speaker 1: get let's get her into that was her h That's

1654
01:24:25,439 --> 01:24:28,800
Speaker 1: what we called it, the clincher. You know, you never

1655
01:24:29,000 --> 01:24:31,280
Speaker 1: know what your impact is going to be on the world,

1656
01:24:31,600 --> 01:24:33,640
Speaker 1: and then all of a sudden, a moment like this

1657
01:24:33,800 --> 01:24:36,120
Speaker 1: happens and you're like, oh, yeah, well, Alison, guess what

1658
01:24:36,720 --> 01:24:42,360
Speaker 1: you're welcome. Max. Screen Field, of course, is in the

1659
01:24:42,400 --> 01:24:45,800
Speaker 1: Neighborhood on CBS. Second, it's the second season going on.

1660
01:24:45,920 --> 01:24:47,320
Speaker 1: I say go back and catch up for the first

1661
01:24:47,320 --> 01:24:50,280
Speaker 1: season so you can play catch up. Uh please, don't

1662
01:24:50,320 --> 01:24:52,880
Speaker 1: take this lightly. You really really, you really kind of

1663
01:24:52,960 --> 01:24:55,439
Speaker 1: light up the room a lot. And I don't know,

1664
01:24:55,840 --> 01:24:57,920
Speaker 1: I know people know you through these characters you play,

1665
01:24:58,000 --> 01:25:00,439
Speaker 1: but you're really truly a great guy. And the way

1666
01:25:00,479 --> 01:25:02,000
Speaker 1: you come in and kind of beam this, I really

1667
01:25:02,040 --> 01:25:04,880
Speaker 1: love what I do thing. I'm assuming you're not acting.

1668
01:25:04,960 --> 01:25:10,000
Speaker 1: This is very real and maybe I'm that good. Congratulations,

1669
01:25:10,040 --> 01:25:11,840
Speaker 1: I think so. Thank you so much. I'm so happy

1670
01:25:11,840 --> 01:25:14,280
Speaker 1: to be here. Thank you, guys. So check it out

1671
01:25:14,280 --> 01:25:16,120
Speaker 1: the Neighborhood on CBS right now, and I'll end the

1672
01:25:16,200 --> 01:25:20,920
Speaker 1: upcoming Megan Markles show. Yes, yeh, TBD exactly Backsbriefield. Maybe

1673
01:25:20,920 --> 01:25:23,880
Speaker 1: that's where that's why she moved back. Now you got

1674
01:25:23,960 --> 01:25:26,400
Speaker 1: to move to Canada. Sorry, Thank you, Max. We'll be

1675
01:25:26,479 --> 01:25:32,120
Speaker 1: back after this, kids, and that's why we love you.

1676
01:25:32,520 --> 01:25:35,559
Speaker 1: Elvis Duran in the Morning Show, Hey guys, it's Froggy.

1677
01:25:35,640 --> 01:25:37,400
Speaker 1: We all know bedtime can be a battle for both

1678
01:25:37,479 --> 01:25:39,840
Speaker 1: you and your kids. For instance, my son used to

1679
01:25:39,840 --> 01:25:43,000
Speaker 1: struggle to fall asleep. Well, fortunately we discovered Vic's Pears,

1680
01:25:43,040 --> 01:25:46,200
Speaker 1: these kids, Melotone and gummies to help him fall asleep naturally,

1681
01:25:46,320 --> 01:25:52,080
Speaker 1: Fine pears these kids in stores near you. Thanks again

1682
01:25:52,200 --> 01:25:55,000
Speaker 1: to Max Greenfield for coming in. He was awesome. I

1683
01:25:55,080 --> 01:25:58,679
Speaker 1: love him, you know, Um, I won't tell you something.

1684
01:25:59,400 --> 01:26:01,160
Speaker 1: One of the things we love. I love about this job.

1685
01:26:01,160 --> 01:26:04,559
Speaker 1: I don't know about you, guys, meeting artists, meeting actors,

1686
01:26:04,680 --> 01:26:07,559
Speaker 1: meeting new people, interviewing them. A lot of our listeners though,

1687
01:26:07,880 --> 01:26:10,840
Speaker 1: they really just like the rhythm of us. And when

1688
01:26:10,880 --> 01:26:13,599
Speaker 1: we bring an artist in or someone into interview, sometimes

1689
01:26:13,640 --> 01:26:18,000
Speaker 1: you're like, oh, well, I'm just being honest. I mean,

1690
01:26:18,680 --> 01:26:21,400
Speaker 1: our interviews are great and I have no problem with that,

1691
01:26:21,479 --> 01:26:23,479
Speaker 1: but some people just like us. I mean, they feel

1692
01:26:23,520 --> 01:26:26,320
Speaker 1: like there's someone breaking into their day. Yeah, if they're

1693
01:26:26,360 --> 01:26:29,160
Speaker 1: not one of the one of us, right, Yeah. But anyway,

1694
01:26:29,160 --> 01:26:32,679
Speaker 1: I was checking Instagram and someone just said, I usually

1695
01:26:33,120 --> 01:26:35,519
Speaker 1: don't listen to your interviews. I turn and listen for

1696
01:26:35,640 --> 01:26:37,719
Speaker 1: music on another station. But this is the first interview

1697
01:26:37,800 --> 01:26:40,760
Speaker 1: with Max Greenfield. I stayed with the entire interview. Oh,

1698
01:26:41,520 --> 01:26:43,880
Speaker 1: so I challenge you to stay to the next interview

1699
01:26:43,920 --> 01:26:45,840
Speaker 1: we do. I think it's because he was so real

1700
01:26:46,400 --> 01:26:49,960
Speaker 1: and like not a pompous checkass. Not that everyone we

1701
01:26:50,040 --> 01:26:52,840
Speaker 1: interviews like that, right, but he was, you know, very

1702
01:26:53,000 --> 01:26:56,800
Speaker 1: like thankful for his parents. I have that effect on

1703
01:26:57,240 --> 01:26:59,639
Speaker 1: my microphone keeps drooping. I don't know why. Yeah, well

1704
01:26:59,680 --> 01:27:03,920
Speaker 1: you do. That affects on things it can't sail. Yeah. Anyway, No,

1705
01:27:04,080 --> 01:27:05,840
Speaker 1: here's the thing, and I will tell you in the

1706
01:27:05,920 --> 01:27:09,280
Speaker 1: world of interviewing people, they come in to be interviewed,

1707
01:27:09,320 --> 01:27:11,600
Speaker 1: they have to give you something. Yeah, they have to

1708
01:27:11,720 --> 01:27:15,320
Speaker 1: give the listeners something other than yes, no, okay, Oh

1709
01:27:15,400 --> 01:27:17,560
Speaker 1: those are the worst and those are the worst, believe me,

1710
01:27:17,760 --> 01:27:20,040
Speaker 1: being the interviewer for those or the worst. But if

1711
01:27:20,040 --> 01:27:21,920
Speaker 1: you're driving to work and you're like, I'm spending time

1712
01:27:22,000 --> 01:27:23,640
Speaker 1: with your show and you have this person on not

1713
01:27:23,720 --> 01:27:26,800
Speaker 1: saying anything, right, I'll go somewhere else. But no, he's

1714
01:27:26,840 --> 01:27:29,120
Speaker 1: one of those interview ease that came in and gave

1715
01:27:29,240 --> 01:27:33,280
Speaker 1: us something. He gives personality comments, stories, he rolls well

1716
01:27:33,320 --> 01:27:35,559
Speaker 1: with it when you ask him about Megan Markle, right,

1717
01:27:35,680 --> 01:27:38,120
Speaker 1: and he's humble. Yes, some people come in here and

1718
01:27:38,160 --> 01:27:40,519
Speaker 1: I feel like they're I'm not going to name names.

1719
01:27:40,640 --> 01:27:43,320
Speaker 1: The holier than thou attitude. O. Yes, like like the

1720
01:27:43,479 --> 01:27:47,599
Speaker 1: Pope for instance, right, Like we're lucky to be interviewing them,

1721
01:27:47,720 --> 01:27:49,960
Speaker 1: do you know what I mean? Oh? Yes, yeah. And

1722
01:27:50,040 --> 01:27:51,800
Speaker 1: the worst is like, well, we'll give somebody an entire

1723
01:27:51,920 --> 01:27:54,519
Speaker 1: paragraph set up and you know, this is what's going on.

1724
01:27:54,600 --> 01:27:56,200
Speaker 1: What do you think of blah blah blah, and they're like, yeah,

1725
01:27:56,240 --> 01:27:58,960
Speaker 1: that was cool. Yeah, yeah, yes, Well anyway, thank you

1726
01:27:59,040 --> 01:28:01,720
Speaker 1: for sitting through the Max Greenfield interview. It was great.

1727
01:28:02,000 --> 01:28:03,880
Speaker 1: He was one of my favorite interviews of the year.

1728
01:28:03,880 --> 01:28:06,280
Speaker 1: Oh bless you straight Nate just sneeze in this day

1729
01:28:06,320 --> 01:28:09,000
Speaker 1: and age of the coronavirus, I'm not I don't have

1730
01:28:09,080 --> 01:28:11,680
Speaker 1: the coronavirus. Are you guys washing your are you washing? Look?

1731
01:28:12,000 --> 01:28:14,840
Speaker 1: Immediately Garrett put his shirt over his face. And I'm

1732
01:28:14,840 --> 01:28:17,599
Speaker 1: not playing this game. I've asked this on our show before.

1733
01:28:17,640 --> 01:28:19,760
Speaker 1: But if you're walking down the street sidewalk and people

1734
01:28:19,800 --> 01:28:21,880
Speaker 1: are walking the other way and they cough, do you

1735
01:28:22,040 --> 01:28:25,040
Speaker 1: like inhale and don't you like try to like hold

1736
01:28:25,080 --> 01:28:29,120
Speaker 1: your breath through it? Absolute too. Same with like toilet

1737
01:28:29,160 --> 01:28:31,439
Speaker 1: flushes in a public restroom. I'll flush and run hold

1738
01:28:31,439 --> 01:28:32,760
Speaker 1: my breath the whole time while I wash my hands,

1739
01:28:32,800 --> 01:28:38,280
Speaker 1: run out of bathroom because ye we're about to get

1740
01:28:38,320 --> 01:28:41,559
Speaker 1: into the sound with Garrett. Also, I think Froggy's Food

1741
01:28:41,640 --> 01:28:44,160
Speaker 1: news is on the way. Yeah, he's got the he's

1742
01:28:44,160 --> 01:28:46,040
Speaker 1: got some food count down today. We don't know what

1743
01:28:46,120 --> 01:28:48,559
Speaker 1: it is. We'll find it in a few seconds. All right,

1744
01:28:48,600 --> 01:28:51,000
Speaker 1: into sound, Garrett. What's going on? So last night, James

1745
01:28:51,080 --> 01:28:54,919
Speaker 1: Cordon addressed the biggest TV scandal of the year, carpool

1746
01:28:54,960 --> 01:28:58,320
Speaker 1: karaoke being fake. All right, yeah, you brought the story,

1747
01:28:59,280 --> 01:29:02,800
Speaker 1: he said, five percent of the time. I really am

1748
01:29:03,000 --> 01:29:06,519
Speaker 1: in endangering the lives of the world's biggest pop stars. Okay,

1749
01:29:07,200 --> 01:29:10,040
Speaker 1: but this is a TV show. Not everything is real.

1750
01:29:10,360 --> 01:29:13,360
Speaker 1: Our show doesn't tape after midnight. We tape at five

1751
01:29:13,479 --> 01:29:16,160
Speaker 1: pm and pretend that it's late. And I hate to

1752
01:29:16,280 --> 01:29:19,000
Speaker 1: be the bearer of even more bad news. But while

1753
01:29:19,000 --> 01:29:21,759
Speaker 1: we're getting things out in the open, I don't actually

1754
01:29:21,920 --> 01:29:27,080
Speaker 1: need them to help me get to work, right often,

1755
01:29:27,280 --> 01:29:31,800
Speaker 1: I'm at work already. We've also, never, once in the

1756
01:29:31,960 --> 01:29:35,080
Speaker 1: history of doing that bit, ever used the carpool lane.

1757
01:29:35,360 --> 01:29:38,479
Speaker 1: There's not even a carpool lane on my way to work.

1758
01:29:38,560 --> 01:29:40,760
Speaker 1: And I just thought that we all knew this, and

1759
01:29:40,960 --> 01:29:44,559
Speaker 1: I'm sorry that you were so deep into the reality

1760
01:29:44,640 --> 01:29:48,640
Speaker 1: of carpool karaoke. But it's TV and sometimes we do

1761
01:29:48,880 --> 01:29:52,560
Speaker 1: stuff just for the sake of entertainment. Yes, yes, and

1762
01:29:52,600 --> 01:29:54,559
Speaker 1: they're funny how people get so bent out of shape?

1763
01:29:54,840 --> 01:29:57,639
Speaker 1: All right, This little girl got the ultimate surprise from

1764
01:29:57,640 --> 01:29:59,880
Speaker 1: her mom the other day, a little puppy, You need

1765
01:30:00,040 --> 01:30:15,240
Speaker 1: can nice bowl because she's Okay, oh my god, oh

1766
01:30:15,320 --> 01:30:23,080
Speaker 1: my god, you've got to walk. That's how I was

1767
01:30:23,120 --> 01:30:28,680
Speaker 1: when I got Max. Yeah, all right, you'll see this

1768
01:30:29,120 --> 01:30:31,840
Speaker 1: on Sunday during the second quarter of the Super Bowl.

1769
01:30:31,920 --> 01:30:35,000
Speaker 1: So founder of weather Tech, David McNeil, paid six million

1770
01:30:35,080 --> 01:30:38,080
Speaker 1: dollars for a Super Bowl ad, not for WeatherTech, but

1771
01:30:38,240 --> 01:30:42,400
Speaker 1: to promote the University of Wisconsin Vet School. Uh. They

1772
01:30:42,560 --> 01:30:45,679
Speaker 1: saved his dog's life, and he wants you to donate

1773
01:30:45,720 --> 01:30:47,960
Speaker 1: to them. So he took six million dollars of his

1774
01:30:48,000 --> 01:30:50,719
Speaker 1: own money, not the company's money, to put towards this commercial.

1775
01:30:51,080 --> 01:30:53,519
Speaker 1: And this is the story about how they helped save

1776
01:30:53,600 --> 01:30:57,200
Speaker 1: his dog's life. Hi. I'm Scout and I'm a lucky dog.

1777
01:30:57,479 --> 01:30:59,479
Speaker 1: And it's not just because I found this cool stick

1778
01:31:00,080 --> 01:31:01,760
Speaker 1: or that I was in the WeatherTech commercial on the

1779
01:31:01,840 --> 01:31:04,719
Speaker 1: Big Game last year. It's that I'm a cancer survivor,

1780
01:31:05,120 --> 01:31:07,040
Speaker 1: had a tumor on my heart and only a one

1781
01:31:07,120 --> 01:31:10,320
Speaker 1: percent chance of survival. I'm alive thanks to a cutting

1782
01:31:10,360 --> 01:31:13,920
Speaker 1: edge program at the University of Wisconsin School of Veterinary Medicine.

1783
01:31:14,320 --> 01:31:17,400
Speaker 1: Their research has the potential to save millions of pets lives.

1784
01:31:17,800 --> 01:31:19,920
Speaker 1: Pets make a difference in your life. You can make

1785
01:31:19,960 --> 01:31:22,880
Speaker 1: a difference in theirs. Donate now at WeatherTech dot com

1786
01:31:23,000 --> 01:31:28,120
Speaker 1: slash donate. What's the organization again, the University of Wisconsin

1787
01:31:28,560 --> 01:31:32,680
Speaker 1: Veterinary School. Okay, done, go ahead. Yeah, So that will

1788
01:31:32,680 --> 01:31:35,800
Speaker 1: be second quarter of the Super Bowl. So keep your

1789
01:31:35,800 --> 01:31:37,320
Speaker 1: eyes out on It's on YouTube right now if you

1790
01:31:37,360 --> 01:31:39,599
Speaker 1: want to check it out. So, and then let's end

1791
01:31:39,640 --> 01:31:41,599
Speaker 1: on this. So Gandhi was talking about this in her

1792
01:31:41,640 --> 01:31:46,200
Speaker 1: Three Things about Antiques roadshow. A Air Force vet showed

1793
01:31:46,280 --> 01:31:48,759
Speaker 1: up with a watch. It was a Paul Newman Model

1794
01:31:48,880 --> 01:31:51,120
Speaker 1: Rolex that he bought for three hundred forty nine dollars

1795
01:31:51,120 --> 01:31:53,639
Speaker 1: back in the seventies. Let's find out how much it's worth.

1796
01:31:53,840 --> 01:31:56,559
Speaker 1: And I never used it. I just kept it after

1797
01:31:56,640 --> 01:31:58,960
Speaker 1: I got out of the service. Just put this one

1798
01:31:59,200 --> 01:32:02,439
Speaker 1: into a safe, the deposit box. A watch like this

1799
01:32:02,960 --> 01:32:09,519
Speaker 1: at auction it's worth about four hundred thousand dollars. Falls over, Okay,

1800
01:32:10,320 --> 01:32:14,519
Speaker 1: don't fall I'm not done yet. Your watch five hundred

1801
01:32:14,680 --> 01:32:18,960
Speaker 1: to seven hundred thousand dollars. Unbelievable and in this condition.

1802
01:32:19,120 --> 01:32:20,840
Speaker 1: I don't think there's a better one in the world.

1803
01:32:21,040 --> 01:32:23,519
Speaker 1: One of the greatest watches to ever see on Antiques

1804
01:32:23,600 --> 01:32:26,240
Speaker 1: Road Show. And thank you very much for your service.

1805
01:32:26,680 --> 01:32:31,439
Speaker 1: There you go. That's crazy. Daniel's always laughing at the

1806
01:32:31,439 --> 01:32:34,519
Speaker 1: people who take what they think is an expensive antique

1807
01:32:34,560 --> 01:32:36,080
Speaker 1: to the Antique Road Show. They drag it all of

1808
01:32:36,080 --> 01:32:38,880
Speaker 1: the down there. Now this is worth like forty dollars. Laugh,

1809
01:32:38,960 --> 01:32:40,640
Speaker 1: because they have to get down there and it's like

1810
01:32:40,760 --> 01:32:45,800
Speaker 1: this big chest of drawers. I give you forty Well,

1811
01:32:45,840 --> 01:32:47,760
Speaker 1: you know, someone found their rolex and then like we're

1812
01:32:47,800 --> 01:32:49,080
Speaker 1: going to the show. They go to the show and

1813
01:32:49,080 --> 01:32:51,400
Speaker 1: it's like four bucks. Yeah, well no, not a rolex,

1814
01:32:51,479 --> 01:32:55,240
Speaker 1: maybe forty four dollars. You're a good American Garret, Thank you, sir.

1815
01:32:55,360 --> 01:32:57,560
Speaker 1: Let's get into the Danielle Report. Danielle, I want you

1816
01:32:57,640 --> 01:32:59,560
Speaker 1: to know how upset I am right now. I was

1817
01:32:59,600 --> 01:33:04,040
Speaker 1: telling you this so I get that reality shows aren't reality,

1818
01:33:04,240 --> 01:33:07,240
Speaker 1: but some of them I really was hoping. So this

1819
01:33:07,479 --> 01:33:10,120
Speaker 1: morning I was talking about Alaskan bush People, which I love,

1820
01:33:10,640 --> 01:33:14,599
Speaker 1: found out that it's not exactly the whole truth. Now

1821
01:33:14,720 --> 01:33:17,880
Speaker 1: I'm learning deadly as catch is a load of bull

1822
01:33:18,200 --> 01:33:21,680
Speaker 1: that they faked a storm. I'm also learning that the

1823
01:33:21,840 --> 01:33:24,639
Speaker 1: Swamp People has been lying to me about the whole thing,

1824
01:33:25,040 --> 01:33:29,720
Speaker 1: and the storage war almost completely staged according to these

1825
01:33:29,800 --> 01:33:33,400
Speaker 1: websites fix Her Upper scandals and secrets from that show.

1826
01:33:33,720 --> 01:33:36,920
Speaker 1: I am so done right now. It's so upset. I

1827
01:33:37,200 --> 01:33:40,240
Speaker 1: cannot even tell you. Were you think carpool Karaoke was real?

1828
01:33:40,840 --> 01:33:42,880
Speaker 1: James Gordon said ninety five percent of the time it is.

1829
01:33:43,280 --> 01:33:47,320
Speaker 1: I believe James Gordon, but I'm really really like shocked

1830
01:33:47,360 --> 01:33:50,360
Speaker 1: and disappointed this morning. I'm sorry, I really am. It's

1831
01:33:50,400 --> 01:33:53,559
Speaker 1: like whatever. Anyway, I do have a couple of things

1832
01:33:53,600 --> 01:33:56,080
Speaker 1: to look forward to. Ozark, which I know is not real,

1833
01:33:56,320 --> 01:33:59,080
Speaker 1: is coming back March twenty seventh. People are excited about that.

1834
01:33:59,200 --> 01:34:05,080
Speaker 1: Zombies Too, recusal in certain parts of the country, Zombies Too.

1835
01:34:05,200 --> 01:34:08,200
Speaker 1: I'm very excited about that coming John February fourteenth to

1836
01:34:08,320 --> 01:34:12,000
Speaker 1: the Disney Channel. Um So, there's also a teaser for

1837
01:34:12,040 --> 01:34:15,360
Speaker 1: the new SpongeBob movie not real Sponge on the Run,

1838
01:34:15,520 --> 01:34:17,160
Speaker 1: which comes out in May. You may want to check

1839
01:34:17,240 --> 01:34:21,479
Speaker 1: that out. Offset was taken in by police after reports

1840
01:34:21,479 --> 01:34:23,679
Speaker 1: of people with guns at an LA shopping center. Nobody

1841
01:34:23,760 --> 01:34:25,960
Speaker 1: was arrested, her book or anything like that, but I'll

1842
01:34:26,040 --> 01:34:29,120
Speaker 1: keep you posted. Billie Eilish is performing at the Oscars. Now.

1843
01:34:29,439 --> 01:34:32,280
Speaker 1: We were talking about what she will be performing. We

1844
01:34:32,439 --> 01:34:34,600
Speaker 1: were saying, maybe it's the song that she's doing for

1845
01:34:34,640 --> 01:34:37,160
Speaker 1: the new James Bond movie. But according to coast to

1846
01:34:37,240 --> 01:34:40,440
Speaker 1: Boy Josh, bad Guy was heavily used in the Bombshell

1847
01:34:40,600 --> 01:34:43,559
Speaker 1: trailers and that movie was huge, So maybe she's going

1848
01:34:43,600 --> 01:34:46,160
Speaker 1: to be performing that. So we'll see what happened. But

1849
01:34:46,280 --> 01:34:48,599
Speaker 1: it's pretty cool that she's going to be performing there

1850
01:34:48,600 --> 01:34:51,400
Speaker 1: at all. Jessica Simpson, you know, her new book comes out.

1851
01:34:51,640 --> 01:34:53,479
Speaker 1: She was she's been doing a lot of the talk

1852
01:34:53,520 --> 01:34:56,280
Speaker 1: show circuits. She said that while she was married to

1853
01:34:56,400 --> 01:35:00,040
Speaker 1: Nick Lasha, she had a thing for Johnny Knoxville. You

1854
01:35:00,120 --> 01:35:04,759
Speaker 1: guys remember Johnny Knoxville. Yeah, but Nick Lache Johnny Knoxville

1855
01:35:06,120 --> 01:35:07,720
Speaker 1: quite different. He was. I guess they were in a

1856
01:35:07,760 --> 01:35:10,600
Speaker 1: movie together too. Yeah, I do hazard. I feel like

1857
01:35:10,640 --> 01:35:12,720
Speaker 1: a lot of people that do movies together, they fall

1858
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Speaker 1: for their costars. That's right. They were in that Dukes

1859
01:35:14,560 --> 01:35:16,479
Speaker 1: of Hazard movie, and I'm surprised it wasn't up for

1860
01:35:16,800 --> 01:35:19,160
Speaker 1: like an oscar. Yeah, yes, and then she could have performed.

1861
01:35:19,200 --> 01:35:21,160
Speaker 1: Do you remember how she was when she was filming

1862
01:35:21,200 --> 01:35:23,120
Speaker 1: that movie when she came up to see us because

1863
01:35:23,200 --> 01:35:26,760
Speaker 1: they had put her on that crazy diet, She's like skinny,

1864
01:35:27,200 --> 01:35:30,200
Speaker 1: they wouldn't let her eat. Yeah. Yeah, Jennifer Lopez, we know,

1865
01:35:30,320 --> 01:35:33,120
Speaker 1: performing during the halftime show for the super Bowl. There's

1866
01:35:33,120 --> 01:35:35,479
Speaker 1: also a commercial for the hard Rock which features a

1867
01:35:35,680 --> 01:35:39,960
Speaker 1: mystery thief stealing Jennifer's bling cup. So that's a commercial

1868
01:35:40,000 --> 01:35:42,360
Speaker 1: that you're gonna see. There's a lot of saw that yesterday.

1869
01:35:42,360 --> 01:35:44,559
Speaker 1: I don't understand the bling cup. Maybe I'll get explained

1870
01:35:44,560 --> 01:35:46,560
Speaker 1: a little bit more during super Bowl. But there's a

1871
01:35:46,680 --> 01:35:49,479
Speaker 1: lot of really cool commercials coming out. I feel like

1872
01:35:49,560 --> 01:35:52,960
Speaker 1: there's cooler commercials using more celebrities this year than we've

1873
01:35:53,000 --> 01:35:56,800
Speaker 1: seen in past year. So we'll see uh tonight. Supernatural

1874
01:35:56,920 --> 01:35:59,040
Speaker 1: on the CW. You also have the series premiere of

1875
01:35:59,120 --> 01:36:02,400
Speaker 1: The Stranger. That's an eight episode mini series on Netflix.

1876
01:36:02,640 --> 01:36:06,200
Speaker 1: Don't forget Grays, A Million Little Things and Legacies. Thank

1877
01:36:06,240 --> 01:36:16,080
Speaker 1: you Daniels Food Food news fuggies, food news fogies. Oh okay, okay, okay,

1878
01:36:17,360 --> 01:36:19,640
Speaker 1: even that was irritating. That was the worst. It's now

1879
01:36:19,760 --> 01:36:22,000
Speaker 1: time for Froggy's food News. If you hadn't guessed that,

1880
01:36:22,360 --> 01:36:26,280
Speaker 1: all right, Froggy. So, Valentine's Day fast approaching, and we

1881
01:36:26,479 --> 01:36:29,439
Speaker 1: love those little candy hearts with the messages on them. Correct, Yes,

1882
01:36:30,320 --> 01:36:32,640
Speaker 1: sixty five percent of them this year will have no

1883
01:36:33,120 --> 01:36:36,880
Speaker 1: messages on them whatsoever. You can write your own. Well no,

1884
01:36:37,120 --> 01:36:40,160
Speaker 1: so Nico the company that used to have it before,

1885
01:36:40,240 --> 01:36:44,000
Speaker 1: they sold them to Spangler Candies, and so now somebody's

1886
01:36:44,040 --> 01:36:46,920
Speaker 1: done research and they have found that sixty five percent

1887
01:36:46,960 --> 01:36:49,360
Speaker 1: of them this year are totally blank, twenty four percent

1888
01:36:49,479 --> 01:36:53,360
Speaker 1: have unintelligible markings, eight percent have partial print, and only

1889
01:36:53,439 --> 01:36:56,800
Speaker 1: three percent are just fine. So when you get your

1890
01:36:56,880 --> 01:36:59,320
Speaker 1: Valentine's Day hearts, they a lot of them are going

1891
01:36:59,439 --> 01:37:03,800
Speaker 1: to be blank this year. Sprite coming out with a

1892
01:37:03,920 --> 01:37:06,320
Speaker 1: knew ginger flavor next month, so they're saying that it

1893
01:37:06,400 --> 01:37:09,000
Speaker 1: will be starting in New York City make its way

1894
01:37:09,000 --> 01:37:10,960
Speaker 1: across the rest of the country. It will have the

1895
01:37:11,080 --> 01:37:13,599
Speaker 1: lemon lime taste to combine with a hint of ginger,

1896
01:37:13,960 --> 01:37:19,760
Speaker 1: so slightly like ginger ale, but yet different. I'll take that. Okay, now,

1897
01:37:19,800 --> 01:37:24,320
Speaker 1: what's wrong with that? I don't know. My next one

1898
01:37:24,400 --> 01:37:27,960
Speaker 1: has props ready. In honor of this year's Big Game,

1899
01:37:28,040 --> 01:37:32,719
Speaker 1: which starts on Sunday, Red Lobster has a limited edition

1900
01:37:33,240 --> 01:37:37,439
Speaker 1: Snack Tackle Claw. They must have snacking accessory that allows

1901
01:37:37,520 --> 01:37:40,080
Speaker 1: you to stay in your seat so you don't lose

1902
01:37:40,160 --> 01:37:42,800
Speaker 1: your big Game seat and still pick up snacks. They

1903
01:37:42,880 --> 01:37:44,960
Speaker 1: sent me an early one. Look and see I have

1904
01:37:45,080 --> 01:37:48,479
Speaker 1: it here. It's a big plastic claw. It is. You

1905
01:37:48,640 --> 01:37:50,840
Speaker 1: reach over, you can grab your cheddar Bay biscuit or

1906
01:37:50,920 --> 01:37:54,080
Speaker 1: whatever you're eating at Super Bowl and you do not

1907
01:37:54,240 --> 01:38:00,720
Speaker 1: lose your seat. You can get them at Lobster. All

1908
01:38:00,760 --> 01:38:03,080
Speaker 1: you do when you start. They are starting, gonna start

1909
01:38:03,120 --> 01:38:06,880
Speaker 1: tomorrow while supplies last. The Snack Tackle Claw will be

1910
01:38:06,880 --> 01:38:09,840
Speaker 1: available in limited quantities for ten dollars as an add

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Speaker 1: on to any order at Red lobster dot com. All right,

1912
01:38:12,240 --> 01:38:14,519
Speaker 1: are you ready for the countdown? Yes? I'm ready. Here

1913
01:38:14,640 --> 01:38:16,639
Speaker 1: we go, So you know, the Super Bowl going down

1914
01:38:16,680 --> 01:38:19,479
Speaker 1: in Miami at the stadium. Here is a list of

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01:38:19,680 --> 01:38:22,360
Speaker 1: all the things that will be served. Ready number five.

1916
01:38:23,120 --> 01:38:27,800
Speaker 1: They will serve more than fifteen hundred servings of beef tenderloin.

1917
01:38:27,920 --> 01:38:31,280
Speaker 1: What's the countdown? Like the most popular, the most things

1918
01:38:31,360 --> 01:38:34,880
Speaker 1: served at Dolphins Stadium Super Bowl. So number five again

1919
01:38:35,000 --> 01:38:39,840
Speaker 1: is what fifteen hundred servings of beef tenderloin? Fancy number

1920
01:38:39,920 --> 01:38:44,880
Speaker 1: four more than twenty seven hundred main lobster tails at

1921
01:38:44,920 --> 01:38:50,960
Speaker 1: the stadium. Wow. Number three six thousand servings of short

1922
01:38:51,040 --> 01:38:55,040
Speaker 1: ribs six thousand. Yes, this is the fanciest stadium food ever.

1923
01:38:55,400 --> 01:39:00,519
Speaker 1: It is number two. Ten thousand hot dogs be served

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01:39:00,600 --> 01:39:02,920
Speaker 1: Super Bowl Sunday at the stadium. There we go, Wow.

1925
01:39:03,520 --> 01:39:06,280
Speaker 1: And number one they will serve enough nachos and cheese

1926
01:39:06,320 --> 01:39:09,639
Speaker 1: to fell a swimming pool at Dolvin Stadium on Sunday

1927
01:39:09,720 --> 01:39:14,720
Speaker 1: night at the Super Bowl. Wow, a swimming pool of

1928
01:39:14,800 --> 01:39:19,120
Speaker 1: nacho cheese, yes, and chips. Who are the people getting

1929
01:39:19,240 --> 01:39:21,519
Speaker 1: lobster tail at the Super Bowl? I don't know, but

1930
01:39:21,600 --> 01:39:25,920
Speaker 1: I'll be using my back clawing back. If you can

1931
01:39:25,960 --> 01:39:27,759
Speaker 1: afford to go to the Super Bowl, you can afford

1932
01:39:27,760 --> 01:39:30,840
Speaker 1: a lobster tail. Yeah. I'm gonna post the picture of

1933
01:39:30,880 --> 01:39:32,920
Speaker 1: the snack claw on my Instagram and Matt Froggy Radio

1934
01:39:32,920 --> 01:39:34,160
Speaker 1: if you'd like to see it. I do wonder how

1935
01:39:34,240 --> 01:39:35,840
Speaker 1: much they're gonna charge you know what, they're gonna charge

1936
01:39:35,840 --> 01:39:38,680
Speaker 1: an arm and a leg for a tail. For what

1937
01:39:38,720 --> 01:39:41,560
Speaker 1: I'm saying, I will I do like I wonder. And

1938
01:39:41,640 --> 01:39:43,040
Speaker 1: it's not like you sit in your food and try

1939
01:39:43,040 --> 01:39:44,439
Speaker 1: to eat it like a hot dog. It just seems

1940
01:39:44,479 --> 01:39:46,640
Speaker 1: like there's a lot happening with a lobster tail. So

1941
01:39:46,680 --> 01:39:48,559
Speaker 1: I'm trying to think about what we're gonna serve Sunday.

1942
01:39:49,200 --> 01:39:51,120
Speaker 1: We're gonna have a nice, low key We're gonna do

1943
01:39:51,160 --> 01:39:53,479
Speaker 1: a low key super Bowl, just maybe three of us,

1944
01:39:54,000 --> 01:39:57,080
Speaker 1: you know, and I don't know. I made a list

1945
01:39:57,240 --> 01:39:59,479
Speaker 1: yesterday of what I'm serving. Let me see what are

1946
01:39:59,479 --> 01:40:01,280
Speaker 1: you serving? To get it up. You gotta do pigs

1947
01:40:01,320 --> 01:40:06,360
Speaker 1: in a blanket for sure, Wyan sandwiches. Oh yeah, okay,

1948
01:40:06,400 --> 01:40:08,519
Speaker 1: I'm doing those two. Yeah, write that down. We have

1949
01:40:08,680 --> 01:40:10,920
Speaker 1: donuts coming that we ordered from a donut place, but

1950
01:40:11,040 --> 01:40:13,400
Speaker 1: we got a small platter of pretzel bites. We're very

1951
01:40:13,400 --> 01:40:15,680
Speaker 1: excited about this from a pretzel company. So half of

1952
01:40:15,720 --> 01:40:17,639
Speaker 1: it is pretzel bites that you dip in the cheese,

1953
01:40:17,680 --> 01:40:20,320
Speaker 1: and then the other half are mini dogs in a blanket.

1954
01:40:20,439 --> 01:40:23,040
Speaker 1: So far, you're doing catering. Yeah no, no, wait, wait

1955
01:40:23,320 --> 01:40:26,040
Speaker 1: then my girlfriend's making chili so that's good. Chili's very

1956
01:40:26,080 --> 01:40:28,960
Speaker 1: good to me. Yea, yeah, Um, let's say dips and

1957
01:40:29,080 --> 01:40:30,880
Speaker 1: chips and I'm getting and I'm going to order a

1958
01:40:30,920 --> 01:40:33,920
Speaker 1: platter of wings. Sorry, you know I don't make wings great,

1959
01:40:33,960 --> 01:40:35,840
Speaker 1: but this place I know? Does you know I've never

1960
01:40:36,040 --> 01:40:39,479
Speaker 1: mastered the weighing on? No, and I like the different flavors,

1961
01:40:39,520 --> 01:40:43,200
Speaker 1: like some hot ones, some like barbecue, some like mild

1962
01:40:43,640 --> 01:40:50,360
Speaker 1: scary serving bacon wrapped scallops. God, scary. That's not super Bowl.

1963
01:40:50,439 --> 01:40:53,000
Speaker 1: No one's coming in your marning, okay, mac and cheese

1964
01:40:53,080 --> 01:40:56,439
Speaker 1: bites and cheese bites you try to squeeze in tuna

1965
01:40:56,520 --> 01:41:03,519
Speaker 1: tartar No on a crisp with um crem fresh. No, dude,

1966
01:41:03,560 --> 01:41:09,040
Speaker 1: where do you think you're from? It's so fancy? Are

1967
01:41:09,080 --> 01:41:12,120
Speaker 1: you sure you're not watching the ballet at your house?

1968
01:41:13,960 --> 01:41:17,400
Speaker 1: It's gotta be fried or an ain't right. The Celebrity

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Speaker 1: Buzz Podcast with Garrett and Gossip columnists Rob Shooter. What

1970
01:41:21,280 --> 01:41:24,000
Speaker 1: are some of the insiders buzzing about this week? Breakups,

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Speaker 1: make ups, lots of sex and Celebrity Stuzz podcast. Turn

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01:41:30,520 --> 01:41:34,559
Speaker 1: that off. They're not doing that anymore? Why not? They are? Okay?

1973
01:41:34,680 --> 01:41:36,880
Speaker 1: What do you mean they're not doing that anymore. Long story.

1974
01:41:37,080 --> 01:41:40,280
Speaker 1: Oh shoot, yeah, I know that made me have when

1975
01:41:40,320 --> 01:41:46,200
Speaker 1: I heard about that rob shooter sold out. Yeah, anyway, Uh,

1976
01:41:47,160 --> 01:41:53,080
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Speaker 1: they took our emails, our IP addresses, and other items

1982
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1998
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Speaker 1: crazy day? Huh yeah? Thanks again to Kings, my favorite

1999
01:43:05,880 --> 01:43:07,840
Speaker 1: grocery store in Bedminster, New Jersey. They send up that

2000
01:43:07,920 --> 01:43:10,080
Speaker 1: cheese and meat plate. I've been going out there and

2001
01:43:10,120 --> 01:43:12,640
Speaker 1: grabbing little meat, little cheese. I've been eating enough for

2002
01:43:12,720 --> 01:43:14,479
Speaker 1: Scary since he can't eat it. How is that what

2003
01:43:14,560 --> 01:43:21,680
Speaker 1: you're doing? Hide? What is that? It's so prisa okay, yeah, no,

2004
01:43:21,800 --> 01:43:24,400
Speaker 1: it's not. Well where you're from, you say superside, and

2005
01:43:24,479 --> 01:43:26,519
Speaker 1: that's okay. I'm not gonna have this argument. I'm gonna have.

2006
01:43:27,120 --> 01:43:29,040
Speaker 1: My mind is blown right now because I've never heard it.

2007
01:43:29,320 --> 01:43:33,439
Speaker 1: Say it again. It's it's so prisona. That's so r

2008
01:43:33,600 --> 01:43:36,920
Speaker 1: E S s A T t A. I've never heard

2009
01:43:36,960 --> 01:43:38,880
Speaker 1: of before. Well, I mean that's that's how they say

2010
01:43:38,880 --> 01:43:41,840
Speaker 1: it in Italy sort of. But that's okay. It's like

2011
01:43:42,240 --> 01:43:45,400
Speaker 1: prushute though you say prute you know, which you can

2012
01:43:45,479 --> 01:43:47,960
Speaker 1: say it. I'm not gonna have this argument with Okay,

2013
01:43:48,000 --> 01:43:51,439
Speaker 1: it is not having an argument. You can say whatever

2014
01:43:51,479 --> 01:43:58,720
Speaker 1: you want. Is some people do. It's crazy. This is

2015
01:43:58,840 --> 01:44:01,000
Speaker 1: the look. You know what when I'm a everyone who's

2016
01:44:01,040 --> 01:44:03,479
Speaker 1: never been to New York or heard people talk like

2017
01:44:03,640 --> 01:44:05,559
Speaker 1: that when I moved to New York City, I'm sure

2018
01:44:05,600 --> 01:44:07,400
Speaker 1: you said the same thing, Gandhi. I've never heard people

2019
01:44:07,640 --> 01:44:10,439
Speaker 1: pronounced Italian food names like that. No, They're like, well,

2020
01:44:10,479 --> 01:44:12,960
Speaker 1: that's how my grandmother says it's my mom says it,

2021
01:44:13,040 --> 01:44:15,240
Speaker 1: that's say it. I'm like, okay, yeah, there's a lot

2022
01:44:15,240 --> 01:44:17,120
Speaker 1: of dropping of the last letter, and that's fine. I

2023
01:44:17,160 --> 01:44:19,719
Speaker 1: didn't know. We're not arguing. Yeah, learning you're not gonna

2024
01:44:19,720 --> 01:44:23,800
Speaker 1: win that argument appears weirdest thing anyway, a straight name.

2025
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Speaker 1: When you moved here, did you find it peculiar to

2026
01:44:25,960 --> 01:44:29,439
Speaker 1: the Italian Americans talk like that. I had no clue

2027
01:44:29,479 --> 01:44:32,400
Speaker 1: what anybody was saying it. Actually started watching the Sopranos

2028
01:44:32,720 --> 01:44:36,080
Speaker 1: when Tony would talk about getting the purshoot and all this,

2029
01:44:36,479 --> 01:44:38,759
Speaker 1: I had no clue. And then I see it spelled,

2030
01:44:38,800 --> 01:44:40,679
Speaker 1: and I don't even know how to pronounce it because

2031
01:44:40,720 --> 01:44:48,560
Speaker 1: there's like season double That's how it's supposed to be said. No, no, no,

2032
01:44:49,160 --> 01:44:52,920
Speaker 1: that's that's clearly not a localism. No. I think they

2033
01:44:53,040 --> 01:44:55,240
Speaker 1: planned that in the marketing. They knew people would say

2034
01:44:55,320 --> 01:44:58,519
Speaker 1: Rec's pecs because you're the only one I've ever heard

2035
01:44:58,560 --> 01:45:02,360
Speaker 1: say that pieces. He's No, it's like it rhyns with feces.

2036
01:45:02,439 --> 01:45:04,800
Speaker 1: No one wants to eat that. Oh it went more.

2037
01:45:05,720 --> 01:45:08,800
Speaker 1: Candy bars all have weird names, right, it's like kit

2038
01:45:08,960 --> 01:45:13,000
Speaker 1: kat zagnut Reese's Pieces. It sounds like, no, you call

2039
01:45:13,040 --> 01:45:16,120
Speaker 1: it Reese's Pieces. No, it doesn't rhyme with feces. Yeah,

2040
01:45:16,560 --> 01:45:21,640
Speaker 1: don't get Brodie's cake. It's David. I don't know. I

2041
01:45:21,720 --> 01:45:27,759
Speaker 1: think what's in there. Neither should Danielle. It's Brodie's birthday.

2042
01:45:27,760 --> 01:45:32,679
Speaker 1: You could have had this a little better planned. Happy birthday,

2043
01:45:34,960 --> 01:45:46,160
Speaker 1: Happy birthday, Happy birthday, Happy birthday, Happy birthday. Birthday. Sounds

2044
01:45:46,200 --> 01:45:51,680
Speaker 1: like a funeral. So I really feel the love that

2045
01:45:52,000 --> 01:45:55,120
Speaker 1: Happy birthday, Brodie. We love you. I've got more love

2046
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Speaker 1: from the Danielle. Bring the cake in. There's your cake.

2047
01:45:58,400 --> 01:46:04,160
Speaker 1: There you go, all right, the cake. It's what happened

2048
01:46:04,160 --> 01:46:09,400
Speaker 1: to the cake? Oh? Her finger in it? You didn't

2049
01:46:09,439 --> 01:46:12,040
Speaker 1: give me enough turn. Okay, okay, let's start over. Let's

2050
01:46:12,040 --> 01:46:18,600
Speaker 1: give him the proper birthday. Happy birthday you, Happy birthday

2051
01:46:18,920 --> 01:46:24,680
Speaker 1: to you, Happy birthday, Happy birthday, Happy birthday to you.

2052
01:46:26,240 --> 01:46:32,280
Speaker 1: There you go. Thanks, you got a cake, the cake,

2053
01:46:32,600 --> 01:46:35,360
Speaker 1: the ingredients, stickers on the cake. I'm sorry, and you

2054
01:46:35,439 --> 01:46:37,439
Speaker 1: got here. Look at the Star Wars card. You open

2055
01:46:37,479 --> 01:46:43,720
Speaker 1: it up and it says this Daniel great card. Where

2056
01:46:43,760 --> 01:46:46,280
Speaker 1: you failed with the cake, he succeeded with the card. Right,

2057
01:46:46,560 --> 01:46:48,759
Speaker 1: aren't I supposed to open the card and get that excitement.

2058
01:46:48,840 --> 01:46:52,639
Speaker 1: You're doing it? Okay, here here's your birthday. Now, don't

2059
01:46:52,680 --> 01:46:54,880
Speaker 1: read what it says because it's a little insulting. It's

2060
01:46:55,320 --> 01:46:57,719
Speaker 1: is card now, No it's not. It's your card. Happy

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Speaker 1: birthday next year? And sign it wrong? What's up? Straight?

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Speaker 1: And I just say, objectively, that's the worst birthday ever.

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01:47:06,320 --> 01:47:08,680
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Like, no, not as bad as yours when

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01:47:08,680 --> 01:47:10,960
Speaker 1: you were a kid, that was pretty bad. I think

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01:47:11,040 --> 01:47:13,880
Speaker 1: this mate, Yet, this is pretty much to tell everyone

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01:47:13,920 --> 01:47:17,000
Speaker 1: how sad your birthday. Yeah, I'm sorry. Nate had his

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01:47:17,160 --> 01:47:19,320
Speaker 1: birthdays that were so sad. I actually can't help. But

2068
01:47:19,439 --> 01:47:22,080
Speaker 1: like my grandmother had the party house. Every family has

2069
01:47:22,120 --> 01:47:24,280
Speaker 1: the family with the party house. Right, my grandmother had

2070
01:47:24,280 --> 01:47:26,760
Speaker 1: the biggest house, but she also had dogs, of which

2071
01:47:26,760 --> 01:47:29,320
Speaker 1: I was allergic to. So we would always have birthday

2072
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Speaker 1: parties over there. And I remember distinctly in January going

2073
01:47:32,880 --> 01:47:36,439
Speaker 1: there for my own birthday, sitting in the garage while

2074
01:47:36,479 --> 01:47:38,679
Speaker 1: they were singing Happy birthday to me in the house.

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01:47:40,120 --> 01:47:42,000
Speaker 1: So you can hear it. You can hear it your

2076
01:47:42,040 --> 01:47:45,960
Speaker 1: family seeing heppy birthday echoing out into the garage. Yeah. Yeah,

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01:47:47,000 --> 01:47:49,640
Speaker 1: it was just like that. So they were singing to

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01:47:49,760 --> 01:47:51,840
Speaker 1: you while you're in the garage by yourself. Yeah. My

2079
01:47:51,960 --> 01:47:53,800
Speaker 1: grandma came out with a piece of cake, gave me

2080
01:47:53,880 --> 01:48:00,240
Speaker 1: a hug, went back inside. I get I get sick

2081
01:48:00,240 --> 01:48:01,800
Speaker 1: if I was in the house so I could in

2082
01:48:01,840 --> 01:48:04,320
Speaker 1: the roody. You know what, You're lucky. You're having a

2083
01:48:04,400 --> 01:48:06,200
Speaker 1: much more festive birthday than he had as a kid.

2084
01:48:06,320 --> 01:48:08,200
Speaker 1: I was having a bad birthday. But then he has

2085
01:48:08,240 --> 01:48:12,960
Speaker 1: to top it. I don't even get to that, you know. Uh,

2086
01:48:13,560 --> 01:48:16,439
Speaker 1: you're like Larry David a little bit. Oh, here he goes.

2087
01:48:17,400 --> 01:48:20,240
Speaker 1: I mean, it's my birthday. You give me a cake

2088
01:48:20,320 --> 01:48:22,479
Speaker 1: with a sticker stuck to it, the lid head tape,

2089
01:48:22,479 --> 01:48:26,080
Speaker 1: it's all of our sleeve. You opened the card. Well,

2090
01:48:26,400 --> 01:48:28,120
Speaker 1: he get one birthday, and then three days from now

2091
01:48:28,120 --> 01:48:29,960
Speaker 1: it was Scarys birthday. He's gonna have a much better day.

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01:48:30,640 --> 01:48:33,320
Speaker 1: You're gonna be oh h, Scary. Here's your giant cake

2093
01:48:33,439 --> 01:48:36,600
Speaker 1: with no sticker on it. Can we discuss that's not

2094
01:48:36,760 --> 01:48:39,559
Speaker 1: your birthday? From minute? Let's discuss Scary's birthday for a minute.

2095
01:48:40,280 --> 01:48:44,120
Speaker 1: So Scary's birthdays on Sunday. So do I bring his

2096
01:48:44,920 --> 01:48:48,160
Speaker 1: platter of vegetables because he can't eat tomorrow? Or do

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01:48:48,280 --> 01:48:50,680
Speaker 1: I bring it Monday, the day after? Guess what, Since

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01:48:50,720 --> 01:48:54,479
Speaker 1: you're bringing a platter of vegetables, no one cares. What

2099
01:48:54,560 --> 01:48:57,040
Speaker 1: would you rather have it on Monday? Okay? I can,

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01:48:57,240 --> 01:48:59,160
Speaker 1: But wait a second. This is Rody's birthday. We're talking

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01:48:59,160 --> 01:49:04,080
Speaker 1: about Scary. There you go with that. It's about my birthday.

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Speaker 1: You're talking about Nate. You're talking about Scary. Why don't

2103
01:49:06,680 --> 01:49:10,320
Speaker 1: we talk about Danielle's anniversary in March? Oh, Elvis's birthdays

2104
01:49:10,360 --> 01:49:12,680
Speaker 1: in August? That's coming up. What we talk about that?

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01:49:12,880 --> 01:49:14,680
Speaker 1: It's gonna be a big birthday. Froggy knows someone who

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01:49:14,800 --> 01:49:18,719
Speaker 1: having a birthday this year. Let's talk about his friend. Okay,

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01:49:18,920 --> 01:49:23,240
Speaker 1: it's fine, eat cake, have you frigging birthday you'd like

2108
01:49:23,280 --> 01:49:25,479
Speaker 1: to eat the cake first, like you open the cad first. Okay,

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01:49:25,760 --> 01:49:28,679
Speaker 1: give me a fork, I'll start it. Had my birthday, Brody,

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01:49:28,760 --> 01:49:32,799
Speaker 1: We Love you. Miss part of today's show Elvis durand

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Speaker 1: on demand Who If You're Daddy? Every show posted every

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Speaker 1: day only on the iHeart Radio app Elvis Duran in

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Speaker 1: the Morning show. Have you identified the problem you have

2114
01:49:54,560 --> 01:49:58,560
Speaker 1: through your Instagram addictions? I have a schnauzer problem. And

2115
01:49:58,640 --> 01:50:00,719
Speaker 1: I'm not saying this. I'm not trying to be funny

2116
01:50:00,760 --> 01:50:06,000
Speaker 1: or it's true. I follow all these schnauzer accounts, schnauzers

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Speaker 1: around the world. It's just little schnauzer poppies, This isn't it.

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Speaker 1: And I just I look at these incredible, incredible schnauzers

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Speaker 1: doing their thing. They're schnauzing around, and I'm like, God,

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Speaker 1: well I have one him, get another one, Get all

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01:50:22,200 --> 01:50:25,120
Speaker 1: the schnauzers. You said at least have two, Elvis having

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Speaker 1: two it really is is great. Well, okay, I'm I'm

2123
01:50:28,400 --> 01:50:30,720
Speaker 1: still working on that. I'm working toward it, But you know,

2124
01:50:30,880 --> 01:50:34,439
Speaker 1: it really isn't about just you know, my schnauzer collection.

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01:50:34,920 --> 01:50:37,920
Speaker 1: I've one. It's just looking at Schnauzers from around the world.

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01:50:37,960 --> 01:50:41,759
Speaker 1: I just can't stop in My heart melts. What's yours?

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. When I go to my search page,

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01:50:44,320 --> 01:50:47,320
Speaker 1: it is all things outer space and animals. They know

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01:50:47,400 --> 01:50:49,160
Speaker 1: exactly what I'm looking at all day long. That's it.

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01:50:49,320 --> 01:50:52,240
Speaker 1: You actually feel your adrenaline start to pump when you

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01:50:52,280 --> 01:50:55,680
Speaker 1: see things about animals. Yes, in outer space. Absolutely, I

2132
01:50:55,760 --> 01:50:57,840
Speaker 1: get really excited. Sometimes I try to pet my phone.

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01:50:57,880 --> 01:51:00,360
Speaker 1: If there's a really cute animal, I call, Oh, there's cute,

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01:51:00,360 --> 01:51:02,000
Speaker 1: and then I'll send it to people. I'm sure they

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01:51:02,040 --> 01:51:03,760
Speaker 1: don't care, but that's all I look at all day.

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Speaker 1: What about you, Danielle? Yeah, what do you follow on Instagram?

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01:51:06,720 --> 01:51:08,800
Speaker 1: And when you hit it, you're like, oh so My

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01:51:08,920 --> 01:51:11,960
Speaker 1: hashtag that I love is daily Puppy, right, And every

2139
01:51:12,040 --> 01:51:13,840
Speaker 1: day I get all these pictures of like, look at

2140
01:51:13,920 --> 01:51:16,040
Speaker 1: this one that just came up. Hold on a second,

2141
01:51:17,600 --> 01:51:19,479
Speaker 1: let me follow that, and always go, God, you look

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01:51:19,479 --> 01:51:22,400
Speaker 1: at this puppy and the puppies are doing the cutest thing.

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01:51:22,520 --> 01:51:25,839
Speaker 1: So that's my one, and then my other is anything

2144
01:51:25,960 --> 01:51:29,880
Speaker 1: like hairstyles, like hair colors, like people doing cool hair,

2145
01:51:30,000 --> 01:51:33,240
Speaker 1: Like there's this one guy who does these incredible hairstyles

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01:51:33,560 --> 01:51:36,720
Speaker 1: in like Mexico or something, and I'm just obsessed with

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01:51:36,840 --> 01:51:39,800
Speaker 1: how he does it and hit the magic that he creates. Great. Yeah,

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01:51:39,920 --> 01:51:41,200
Speaker 1: you know what we're talking about the other day. You

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Speaker 1: know them? Oh god, the uh, I'm drawn a blank?

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01:51:45,920 --> 01:51:48,640
Speaker 1: You butt? Your LinkedIn picture? Your oh yeah, the for

2151
01:51:48,840 --> 01:51:52,439
Speaker 1: the meme challenge? What's her name? Dolly Parton meme challenge? Right?

2152
01:51:52,920 --> 01:51:55,960
Speaker 1: Isn't it funny how we truly do have different personas

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01:51:56,320 --> 01:52:00,760
Speaker 1: personas on our different social media accounts. I absolutely do.

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01:52:01,080 --> 01:52:04,400
Speaker 1: I am much more like family friendly, friendly and goofy

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01:52:04,640 --> 01:52:07,160
Speaker 1: and caring I think on Facebook because it's more intimate,

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01:52:07,520 --> 01:52:09,599
Speaker 1: like those are people. I actually know, it's just people,

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01:52:09,640 --> 01:52:12,439
Speaker 1: you know, yeah, right, LinkedIn very professional, never on it

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01:52:12,880 --> 01:52:14,960
Speaker 1: tender obviously I'm not on anymore. But you have a

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01:52:15,000 --> 01:52:17,000
Speaker 1: different persona there. And then Instagram is like this is

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01:52:17,040 --> 01:52:19,040
Speaker 1: what I want you to think about me? Right? And

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Speaker 1: Twitter is usually an argument. Yeah, I don't know, it's

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01:52:22,680 --> 01:52:24,560
Speaker 1: like people, it's a quick thought. I feel it is

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01:52:24,560 --> 01:52:26,719
Speaker 1: a quick thought. And also, you know, I I depend

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01:52:26,800 --> 01:52:28,880
Speaker 1: on Twitter for news. Actually, I mean I follow a

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Speaker 1: lot of you know, news breaks on Twitter quickly, but

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01:52:31,320 --> 01:52:33,160
Speaker 1: then you know, people start yelling at you because they

2167
01:52:33,280 --> 01:52:37,120
Speaker 1: think you're a tird or whatever whatever. And then on Facebook,

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Speaker 1: so I don't use as much as I used to,

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01:52:38,520 --> 01:52:40,920
Speaker 1: but I'm I'm using it more now. I'm finding that

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Speaker 1: my inner circle of friends, I really do want to

2171
01:52:44,120 --> 01:52:46,000
Speaker 1: see what they're doing. Of course it's the same people

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01:52:46,080 --> 01:52:49,840
Speaker 1: that are arguing about politics. I ignore them. But I'm

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01:52:49,920 --> 01:52:52,720
Speaker 1: starting to like Facebook a little again, Yes, because I

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Speaker 1: like that. And then, of course, you know, Instagram is

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01:52:55,600 --> 01:52:58,080
Speaker 1: just pictures of you know, puppies and lasagna. You know

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01:52:58,080 --> 01:53:00,320
Speaker 1: what I think happened with I think people had back

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Speaker 1: toward Facebook is once Instagram sort of took away your

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01:53:02,880 --> 01:53:05,320
Speaker 1: ability to stalk, you had to go back to Facebook

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01:53:05,320 --> 01:53:07,719
Speaker 1: because you can totally stalk through Facebook. There you go, Gandhi.

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01:53:08,439 --> 01:53:11,759
Speaker 1: That is true. So my friends say, I don't do Facebook,

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01:53:11,880 --> 01:53:14,679
Speaker 1: So I've never done it. Yeah, anything you've seen posted

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01:53:14,920 --> 01:53:17,000
Speaker 1: not me, somebody else. Well I used to have somebody

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01:53:17,040 --> 01:53:19,600
Speaker 1: posting for me, not anymore. But I just I just

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01:53:19,760 --> 01:53:22,400
Speaker 1: never have done it, and I'm like stayed away from

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01:53:22,439 --> 01:53:24,680
Speaker 1: it this long. I'm going to keep staying away. I

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01:53:24,800 --> 01:53:27,120
Speaker 1: was hanging out with my friends Rosanna and her daughter Jenna,

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01:53:27,160 --> 01:53:29,120
Speaker 1: and Jenna, who's in her twenties. She's saying that she

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01:53:29,240 --> 01:53:31,280
Speaker 1: and her friends are starting to go back. They're clicking

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01:53:31,360 --> 01:53:33,240
Speaker 1: up on Facebook a little more again. They're going back

2190
01:53:33,280 --> 01:53:35,240
Speaker 1: to it. Yeah. I need to be able to lurk

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01:53:35,360 --> 01:53:37,920
Speaker 1: and do things like shadily that I now can't do

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01:53:38,040 --> 01:53:40,479
Speaker 1: on Instagram. Why can't we do that on Instagram because

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01:53:40,479 --> 01:53:42,840
Speaker 1: they took away the other tab where you could see

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01:53:42,840 --> 01:53:44,879
Speaker 1: what other people were liking and who they were following.

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01:53:45,160 --> 01:53:46,680
Speaker 1: They took it away, So now I just have to

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01:53:46,720 --> 01:53:50,280
Speaker 1: like only look at my own stuff. Get out of here. Horrible.

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01:53:51,280 --> 01:53:53,760
Speaker 1: There you have it. Let's get into the three things

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01:53:53,840 --> 01:53:57,000
Speaker 1: we need to know? Gandhi. What is going on? Second

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Speaker 1: and final day of questioning for impeachment managers and President

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01:53:59,640 --> 01:54:02,680
Speaker 1: Trump's defense attorneys happening today. The session begins at one

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Speaker 1: and could last for eight hours. Today's Q and A

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Speaker 1: will help determine whether the Senate will call witnesses or not.

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01:54:08,479 --> 01:54:09,720
Speaker 1: Used to be if I wanted to take a nap,

2204
01:54:09,800 --> 01:54:11,479
Speaker 1: I would turn on a golf game on TV. Now

2205
01:54:11,560 --> 01:54:16,559
Speaker 1: I turn off the impeachment. I'm like, Oh, your dreams

2206
01:54:16,640 --> 01:54:19,679
Speaker 1: might get real weird. Though we didn't hit the jackpot

2207
01:54:19,800 --> 01:54:22,040
Speaker 1: last night, guys, I'm sorry to tell you, I'm just

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01:54:22,080 --> 01:54:24,320
Speaker 1: gonna get bigger collectively. I think we won twenty eight

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Speaker 1: dollars split between about forty two people, so that'll be exciting. Gotti.

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Speaker 1: Did we figure out how much we get per person?

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01:54:29,840 --> 01:54:31,880
Speaker 1: We won twenty eight dollars for the pool. That means

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01:54:31,920 --> 01:54:39,000
Speaker 1: we each get how much two dollars? Let it ride?

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01:54:39,480 --> 01:54:41,600
Speaker 1: I put in ten. Yeah, we should we let it ride.

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Speaker 1: Somebody somebody won though, someone wanted Florida. Yeah, oh oh,

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01:54:44,880 --> 01:54:48,400
Speaker 1: I was getting there. I promise. Sorry, Yeah, somebody else won,

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01:54:48,520 --> 01:54:50,440
Speaker 1: so they're in Florida. They took home. You made it

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01:54:50,560 --> 01:54:52,720
Speaker 1: sound like no one want it. No, we didn't win it.

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01:54:52,760 --> 01:54:55,600
Speaker 1: I dashed my hopes. No one hears me. If we

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01:54:55,720 --> 01:54:57,520
Speaker 1: didn't win it, then do you really give a craft

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01:54:57,560 --> 01:54:59,680
Speaker 1: to somebody else? Yeah, because we were hoping it was

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01:54:59,720 --> 01:55:01,600
Speaker 1: gonna to grow and be bigger next week we'll get

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01:55:01,600 --> 01:55:03,880
Speaker 1: back in again. Yeah, now that's not the case. Someone

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01:55:03,960 --> 01:55:05,840
Speaker 1: in our Sunshine state one. So that's good for them.

2224
01:55:05,920 --> 01:55:07,680
Speaker 1: And they were a lone winner, so they're gonna walk

2225
01:55:07,720 --> 01:55:09,320
Speaker 1: if they take the cash option with two hundred and

2226
01:55:09,360 --> 01:55:12,760
Speaker 1: seventy five million dollars. Okay, we're not happy for them,

2227
01:55:12,840 --> 01:55:14,400
Speaker 1: that's fine, and we got to give it up for

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01:55:14,440 --> 01:55:16,680
Speaker 1: Popeyes and their genius marketing. I don't know if you

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01:55:16,720 --> 01:55:19,440
Speaker 1: guys saw this, but Beyonce's Ivy Park line came out

2230
01:55:19,560 --> 01:55:24,680
Speaker 1: and colors her wine. Her Ivy Park line out. Yeah. Um,

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01:55:24,880 --> 01:55:28,280
Speaker 1: it's burgundy, white and orange. It's the same colors as

2232
01:55:28,360 --> 01:55:32,080
Speaker 1: the Popeyes uniform. Yeah. So Popeyes created their own clothing

2233
01:55:32,120 --> 01:55:35,160
Speaker 1: line and they are selling their uniforms as merch. It's

2234
01:55:35,160 --> 01:55:38,360
Speaker 1: actually called that look from Popeyes. It dropped yesterday and

2235
01:55:38,400 --> 01:55:41,480
Speaker 1: they say it's flying. So if you just like the rigging,

2236
01:55:43,200 --> 01:55:46,080
Speaker 1: like Beyonce needs, be there a steak in the company

2237
01:55:46,360 --> 01:55:50,400
Speaker 1: or like sewing has enough. But Beyonce came out with

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01:55:50,440 --> 01:55:52,760
Speaker 1: it after Popeyes. Popeyes has had this forever. But then

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01:55:53,000 --> 01:55:55,960
Speaker 1: that new dress, that purple dress, it looks like you

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Speaker 1: know what I love? I love my Popeyes. Okay, well

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01:55:59,280 --> 01:56:01,520
Speaker 1: it's kind of great. Yeah, you can get a less

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01:56:01,560 --> 01:56:03,760
Speaker 1: expensive version from Popeyes if that's it. You know. And

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01:56:03,840 --> 01:56:05,960
Speaker 1: here's the problem with the story you just did. I'm

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01:56:05,960 --> 01:56:07,840
Speaker 1: gonna work out this morning and I'm gonna walk home

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01:56:07,880 --> 01:56:09,440
Speaker 1: after that, and there's a Popeyes on the way home.

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Speaker 1: I will have to stop in after my work. Give

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01:56:12,000 --> 01:56:15,240
Speaker 1: me a biscuit. All right, thank you, You're welcome. Your

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Speaker 1: phone tap coming up? Hey, Hi, this is Katy Perry.

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Speaker 1: I'm Sean Mendez with Elvis durand Elvis Duran and the

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Speaker 1: Elvis durand the Elvis Durant Phone Tap. All right, Brodie,

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01:56:52,160 --> 01:56:54,400
Speaker 1: what's your phone tap? All about? Elvis? Our listener Joe

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01:56:54,480 --> 01:56:56,640
Speaker 1: and his roommate Rob living an apartment building with really

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01:56:56,760 --> 01:57:00,480
Speaker 1: thin walls. Rob is always yelling at Joe, cursing the TV,

2260
01:57:01,160 --> 01:57:04,200
Speaker 1: and they've gotten complaints from people in the building constantly.

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01:57:04,680 --> 01:57:06,480
Speaker 1: So Joe thought it'd be funny if I called this

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Speaker 1: one more person to complain about Robin and being loud.

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Speaker 1: Let's listening to Brodie's phone to the area. Well, yes,

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Speaker 1: Hi is this Robert? Yeah, Hi, I'm from a few

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Speaker 1: doors down. I wanted to talk to you. About the

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01:57:22,640 --> 01:57:25,000
Speaker 1: colorful language you use when you when you get loud

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Speaker 1: in your apartment. What do you mean why you tend

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Speaker 1: to curse a lot? And I was wondering if we

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Speaker 1: could maybe use some other words instead of those dirty words.

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Speaker 1: What are you way down the hall with a light

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Speaker 1: year old little girl ride the bike up and down

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Speaker 1: the hallway all the time. That's exactly a good example

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Speaker 1: of the language I was talking about, sir. Um My

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01:57:44,840 --> 01:57:46,720
Speaker 1: daughter does ride her bike, and she is a child,

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01:57:46,800 --> 01:57:49,920
Speaker 1: and kids do make noise. But what are you talking about?

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01:57:50,440 --> 01:57:54,280
Speaker 1: You listen to my damn phone conversation to something. Okay.

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01:57:54,400 --> 01:57:55,960
Speaker 1: Using the lord's name in vain is no way to

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01:57:56,000 --> 01:57:58,480
Speaker 1: hold on a conversation. What I'm saying is, uh, you

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01:57:58,640 --> 01:58:00,920
Speaker 1: yell really loudly at your room, and you yell at

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Speaker 1: the television set. It goes through the walls. Has that

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01:58:04,880 --> 01:58:07,200
Speaker 1: been in here? Okay? We walk through the halls. I

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01:58:07,320 --> 01:58:09,080
Speaker 1: take my daughter to school in the morning and we

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01:58:09,160 --> 01:58:10,920
Speaker 1: come home. You gotta tell me I can't speak the

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01:58:11,000 --> 01:58:13,720
Speaker 1: way I want speak in my own apartment. Dude, when

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01:58:13,760 --> 01:58:16,840
Speaker 1: you get upset, maybe if you said freak you, that

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01:58:16,960 --> 01:58:21,760
Speaker 1: might be a little nicer, or yeah, or maybe fudge

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01:58:22,040 --> 01:58:25,600
Speaker 1: if you yelled fudge really loudly, Uh, that would be nice.

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01:58:27,480 --> 01:58:30,280
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to help you, like one of those

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01:58:30,440 --> 01:58:33,840
Speaker 1: squeaky clean again it seeing now. In that case, instead

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01:58:33,880 --> 01:58:36,320
Speaker 1: of using the A word, you could you you could say,

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01:58:36,400 --> 01:58:41,880
Speaker 1: but look, hey, here's an idea, all right out of

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Speaker 1: my apartment building? How about that? Look? Look, I don't

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01:58:45,160 --> 01:58:46,960
Speaker 1: want to have to get upset with you. You're trying

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01:58:47,000 --> 01:58:48,520
Speaker 1: to give me some You want me to say fudge?

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01:58:50,480 --> 01:58:53,200
Speaker 1: You know what you see now? Uh? You might get

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01:58:53,240 --> 01:58:56,840
Speaker 1: your butt kicked, uh instead of that, or you might say,

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01:58:57,240 --> 01:58:59,760
Speaker 1: you know, look, you're you're being sort of a butthead

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Speaker 1: right now, and I'm trying to be nice to you

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01:59:01,880 --> 01:59:05,240
Speaker 1: but yourself. Dude, are you kidding me? All right, I'm

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01:59:05,280 --> 01:59:06,760
Speaker 1: gonna do it. What are you next door to me?

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01:59:06,840 --> 01:59:08,840
Speaker 1: You hear me to the walls like that? Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: hear you, and my daughter hears you, and I think

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01:59:11,360 --> 01:59:13,480
Speaker 1: you have no class. You've got a potty mouth, and

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01:59:14,040 --> 01:59:19,520
Speaker 1: I don't think it's nice. Old seven years old she

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01:59:19,680 --> 01:59:21,840
Speaker 1: know you know she curses at school. No, she doesn't

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01:59:21,880 --> 01:59:23,800
Speaker 1: curse when I was five years old. Bro, if you're

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01:59:23,840 --> 01:59:25,920
Speaker 1: being a stinky head, then I'm going to point that

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Speaker 1: out to you, and that's what you're being right now,

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01:59:29,840 --> 01:59:33,080
Speaker 1: and your filthy mouth. Listen, first of all, put some

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Speaker 1: headphones on or something. All right, that's how I thought.

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01:59:35,600 --> 01:59:36,880
Speaker 1: All Right, if I'm watching a game and I cursed

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Speaker 1: the way, that's what I do. I'm never going to stop.

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01:59:39,280 --> 01:59:41,080
Speaker 1: There's nothing you can do about it. I will stow it.

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01:59:41,360 --> 01:59:43,240
Speaker 1: If your daughter doesn't like the way I speak, tell it,

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01:59:43,400 --> 01:59:46,000
Speaker 1: you know, go moving with a mom or whatever she is. Okay,

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01:59:46,840 --> 01:59:48,000
Speaker 1: and if you have a problem that you can come

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01:59:48,040 --> 01:59:49,120
Speaker 1: down here and talk to me about it. I don't

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01:59:49,120 --> 01:59:51,800
Speaker 1: appreciate a phone call accusing me of her. I'm trying

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01:59:51,800 --> 01:59:53,960
Speaker 1: to be nice and you're being a stinky head. Okay,

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01:59:54,320 --> 01:59:57,040
Speaker 1: I'm trying. You see that. It hurts. It hurts when

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Speaker 1: somebody uses bad words, doesn't it. Yeah? Do you a oudio?

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Speaker 1: Doord bro? You are gone? You, sir, are being a

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Speaker 1: butt crack. Okay, there I said it. There you are

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Speaker 1: a butt cracking. I'm going to get a petition signed

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Speaker 1: in the building if you cannot stop cursing. Okay, if

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Speaker 1: people are offended by it, how about I get my

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02:00:16,560 --> 02:00:18,520
Speaker 1: boys in this farmer building to come down and tell

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02:00:18,560 --> 02:00:20,720
Speaker 1: you how they feel. About you say, who's a douche bag?

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Speaker 1: You know, mister tushy goblin. I'm not gonna take it anymore,

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Speaker 1: all right, you know what to bring it? Jerk face,

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02:00:26,960 --> 02:00:30,520
Speaker 1: jerk face. How does that feel, jerk face. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: destroy you, bro, all right, coody King, and I am

2333
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Speaker 1: not afraid of you because you, sir, are a dufus.

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Speaker 1: Now I'm going away next week, so if you'd like

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02:00:38,800 --> 02:00:40,760
Speaker 1: to curse next week, you can curse next week. Get

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Speaker 1: it out of your system. Where you going next week?

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02:00:42,360 --> 02:00:44,520
Speaker 1: You get next little church retreat or something. No. As

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Speaker 1: a matter of fact, I'm going to visit my mother, okay.

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Speaker 1: If you must know, you know I'm surprised to moved

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Speaker 1: out of their house. Straight edged mama boy, douche bag, bastard,

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Speaker 1: licking son of a bag rob. This is this is

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Speaker 1: actually Dave Brody from ELP Strand in the Morning show.

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Speaker 1: And huh, Joe and I are phone tapping you on

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Speaker 1: the radio. What is it, dude? I had to do

2345
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Speaker 1: something you were hearing me? MANA have an idea for

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Speaker 1: a phone tab. Go to Elvis Durand dot com, click

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Speaker 1: on the phone tab tab. Tell us what you want

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Speaker 1: to do. Phone table was prerecorded with permission granted by

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Speaker 1: all participates. Elvis Durand phone tab. We're on Elvis Durand

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Speaker 1: in the Morning show. No, it's still Thursday. I checked

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Speaker 1: you man in Friday Bright Now, No, but Fridays tomorrow.

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02:01:41,360 --> 02:01:43,600
Speaker 1: So we're this close. We are, Daniel, like we've been

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Speaker 1: here that long? Yeah, yeah, I feel like this is

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Speaker 1: the twenty day week, Daniel, What do you have? What

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02:01:47,840 --> 02:01:49,280
Speaker 1: do you have left for the day. So a lot

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02:01:49,280 --> 02:01:52,200
Speaker 1: of people were upset because they said that Tamz broke

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Speaker 1: the story about Kobe Bryant before Vanessa Bryant even was

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Speaker 1: notified at her husband a pass. Harvey Levin is defend

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Speaker 1: ending the saying, no, we were on the phone with

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Speaker 1: Kobe's people at least an hour before the story ran,

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Speaker 1: so they knew before we did. So they're totally standing

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02:02:08,400 --> 02:02:11,680
Speaker 1: by their side of the story. Offset is out of jail.

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02:02:11,760 --> 02:02:14,720
Speaker 1: All is fine after that La shopping Center incident. It

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02:02:14,920 --> 02:02:19,600
Speaker 1: was a misunderstanding, wrong person, so you know, everything is good.

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02:02:19,720 --> 02:02:22,960
Speaker 1: He walked out smiling, so that's good to know. Several

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Speaker 1: God bless you. Are you allergic to to offset? So

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Speaker 1: several NBA players have already switched their jersey numbers in

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Speaker 1: honor of Kobe, including one player who's honoring Kobe and

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02:02:34,680 --> 02:02:38,240
Speaker 1: his daughter Gianna by not wearing her number. The NBA

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Speaker 1: hasn't said whether or not they're gonna consider retiring twenty

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02:02:41,840 --> 02:02:44,440
Speaker 1: four and eight for good from everywhere to honor him,

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02:02:44,480 --> 02:02:48,120
Speaker 1: but there are eleven more players considering actually giving up

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02:02:48,160 --> 02:02:50,480
Speaker 1: their numbers for him as well. That's pretty cool, right,

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Speaker 1: especially if you've been attached to a number for a

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02:02:52,480 --> 02:02:54,760
Speaker 1: very long time and then you give it up to

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02:02:54,920 --> 02:02:58,000
Speaker 1: honor somebody else. Because players are attached to their numbers.

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Speaker 1: I know that. That's how it is my house. Hailey

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02:03:00,800 --> 02:03:03,440
Speaker 1: Bieber took to her Instagram a story to explain why

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Speaker 1: her pinkies are crooked. She said, it's a genetic disorder

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Speaker 1: and I was born with it, So please stop creeping

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Speaker 1: on my pinkies and stop roasting me about my pinky fancy.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna be careful what you say to someone you're like,

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Speaker 1: oh my god, your fingers are so peculiar. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: well it's a genetic disorder. Oh sorry, right, then you

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Speaker 1: look like an ask you know what? And the pinky

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02:03:23,960 --> 02:03:26,080
Speaker 1: isn't even all that weird. It just looks like it's

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02:03:26,120 --> 02:03:28,600
Speaker 1: been like a normal pinky bent. It looks like it's

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Speaker 1: a little further out. But do you have a genetic disorder?

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02:03:31,440 --> 02:03:35,400
Speaker 1: I have my mom's thighs. You do why I had

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Speaker 1: my dad's nose. But I took care of that. God

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Speaker 1: rest your solid, Billy, I did, did I know? Well?

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Speaker 1: You know what an honor of your father you should

2393
02:03:43,200 --> 02:03:44,960
Speaker 1: have that that thing put back on your nose. Now,

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Speaker 1: he would not want me to remember Roy with a

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Speaker 1: larger note. Thank you, Dad. Billy Eilish got another gig.

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Speaker 1: She will be performing at the Oscars. Now we're wondering

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02:03:53,440 --> 02:03:55,680
Speaker 1: is she gonna sing the James Bond theme or is

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Speaker 1: she gonna sing bad Guy because that was used in

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Speaker 1: the Bombshell trailers. We don't know. All we know as

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Speaker 1: it's going down on ABC Sunday, February ninth. Thank you, Danielle.

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Speaker 1: I guess I pushed this button right here, that this

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Speaker 1: one right here. I'm gonna hit today all you know me.

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