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Speaker 1: One eight hundred d ui away now offering free remote

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Speaker 1: consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense.

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Speaker 1: Trust Brooke, Jeffrey and Jose's friends with a free remote

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Speaker 1: consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyers who visit one eight hundred

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Speaker 1: d Uyowa dot com or call eight hundred give me

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Speaker 1: a pe. No, it's gonna take too long, Okay, it's

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Speaker 1: just it's time for your phone taster and today's call.

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Speaker 1: We talked to a guy who made an agreement with

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Speaker 1: someone online to buy a set of dining room chairs. Okay,

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Speaker 1: and according to his wife, he's had a run of

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Speaker 1: bad luck buying and selling stuff on the internet, with

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Speaker 1: people not showing up or not emailing him back. Everyone

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Speaker 1: does online stuff sucks. Well, his bad luck is about

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Speaker 1: to continue because you've heard of the property Brothers. Yea, yeah,

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Speaker 1: this is going to be the first installment of the

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Speaker 1: Craigslist Cousins starring Jose and myself. Yeah, a lot less

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Speaker 1: attractive out. Maybe maybe we're almost as smart because we

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Speaker 1: have a plan to get more money out of him.

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Speaker 1: We'll see if he takes the bait in your phone

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Speaker 1: tap right now? Hello, Hey is this Caleb? Yes? It is.

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Speaker 1: Hey man, this is Lenny. Oh you gave me your

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Speaker 1: number about the chairs that I listed for sale on

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Speaker 1: Facebook marketplace. Yeah, yeah, yeah, We're meeting in a in

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Speaker 1: about an hour, right, Um, so I'm gonna tell you this,

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Speaker 1: and just no, I don't feel good about it. But

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Speaker 1: I know there's something wrong with the chairs. Well no,

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Speaker 1: but I kind of already sold them. Why I thought

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Speaker 1: we had agreed to meet up. Yeah, I know, and

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry about that, but someone just offered me a

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Speaker 1: higher price, so they're going to be here any minute,

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Speaker 1: and I just have to take the money, SEEZ And like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, dude, I just you know how it is. No, dude,

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Speaker 1: it just kind of messed up that you went back

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Speaker 1: on what you said. Well, I hear you. I mean,

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Speaker 1: you're definitely entitled to your opinion, and if you want

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Speaker 1: to offer a higher price than him, then what maybe

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Speaker 1: I would consider that? Are you kidding? No, I'm serious?

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Speaker 1: Oh sorry, Okay, can you hold on for just a second.

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Speaker 1: What Oh hey, Rob, I mean what did you say

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Speaker 1: your name was? Oh, hello, my name is Robert. What

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Speaker 1: is your name, stranger? My name is Lenny. It's great

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Speaker 1: to meet you for the very first time and as well.

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Speaker 1: Come on, man, wow, these wood stained chairs are beautiful.

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Speaker 1: I cannot I'm getting for them. Okay, all right, could

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Speaker 1: you hold on for just one second? Sure, but don't

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Speaker 1: keep me waiting. I really want these wood stained chairs

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Speaker 1: super bad. You can't be serious, you got it? Hold on, really, hey, Caleb,

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Speaker 1: it's me money. I don't know if you heard the

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Speaker 1: buyers here and are you kidding? Hopefully you didn't over

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Speaker 1: here us talking about the chairs. Of course I heard you,

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Speaker 1: Oh you did. Yeah, that's embarrassing anyway. You mean, this

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Speaker 1: guy's offering me twenty dollars more than asking price. But

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Speaker 1: twenty dollars are you? Are you kidding? They're just really

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Speaker 1: high quality chairs. I guess I don't know, but here's

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Speaker 1: the deal. If you wanted to go twenty five, then

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Speaker 1: I'd kick him right out of here. You know, I

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Speaker 1: know what this is going on here. It just sounds

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Speaker 1: like it's your buddy in the background there. You guys

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Speaker 1: are just rehearsing this, and you're just trying to drive

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Speaker 1: the price at higher that's it. I don't know what

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Speaker 1: you're talking about. This is the first time that I've

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Speaker 1: ever met this stranger. Hey, these look right out of

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Speaker 1: the box. I can't see anywhere nor tear. They must

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Speaker 1: be in some sort of mint condition. Can you stuff please? Rob? Okay,

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Speaker 1: while everything you're saying is true, I want you keep

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Speaker 1: it down because I am on the phone. Sure, but

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Speaker 1: these chairs are incredible. Okay, this is the dumbest thing

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Speaker 1: I've ever heard. Well, respectfully, I think the dumbest thing

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Speaker 1: ever would be for you to pass on these chairs.

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Speaker 1: It's true. Heck, i'd offer him even more if I

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Speaker 1: were you. Oh my god, I'm not doing this. Hello,

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Speaker 1: Hey Caleb, it's Lenny from earlier. Oh listen, I don't

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Speaker 1: want to deal. I don't want to do this anymore.

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Speaker 1: Like do what your your whole dog and pony show,

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Speaker 1: all right, you know, driving up the price. I'm not

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Speaker 1: into it. Okay, Well, I just found out that guy

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Speaker 1: Rob who was here earlier, turns out he's a fraud.

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Speaker 1: Oh really, I didn't see that coming yea, me either.

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Speaker 1: So I just want to say I'm really sorry about that.

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Speaker 1: He didn't just want the chairs, he wanted favors too,

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Speaker 1: And okay, I do not do that. You know, this

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Speaker 1: is just too much information? Guy? Okay, Well, I apologize,

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Speaker 1: but if you do want the chairs for the price

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Speaker 1: that we agreed upon before, you can just come on over.

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Speaker 1: It's getting too weird. I don't have a good feeling

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Speaker 1: about this anymore. I don't even need the chairs that bad. Sorry,

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Speaker 1: holding Rob's back, I thought, who was scamming here? Hey?

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Speaker 1: What's up wrong? Oh? Hey, guys, this is a brank

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Speaker 1: yet I really have to pee. I have not told

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Speaker 1: him that yet. What is going on? What's going on?

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Speaker 1: Is this is a joke man? Yes, way, so you're

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Speaker 1: not selling chairs. No, we're not selling any chairs. This

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Speaker 1: is actually jeff and jose from the radio show Brook

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Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the Morning, and we're doing a phone

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Speaker 1: tap about you. It is a phone tap. Oh that

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Speaker 1: is so cool. I mean that really had you going,

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Speaker 1: oh well good. Then you can thank your wife Penny

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Speaker 1: for setting you up because she said that you've been

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Speaker 1: shafted by people selling you stuff online lately. She wanted

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Speaker 1: to mess with you. You guys are the worst actors

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Speaker 1: I've ever heard who is acting. I am going to

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Speaker 1: take my life savings out and buy these chairs as

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Speaker 1: you should. Are you sure you don't want to outbid him?

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Speaker 1: I have five dollars? Oh, Caleb, this is your chance,

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Speaker 1: all right. I'm hanging up now. All right. We'll hold

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Speaker 1: on to the chairs for you just in case. Wake

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Speaker 1: up every morning with Funk to have weekday mornings on

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Speaker 1: the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning