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Speaker 1: on yo. This is the hundred and twenty three episode

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Speaker 1: much going on here. This is unprecedented episode. We got

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Speaker 1: His name is g Moody rhymes with duty, Gimo, Nettie. Yes,

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Speaker 1: some of those things we're gonna discuss aside the super Bowl.

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Speaker 1: Cam Newton a k a. Morris Day and the time,

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Speaker 1: the fucking dancing a little too much from my blood.

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Speaker 1: I like Cam Newton. Every every fucking time there's a

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Speaker 1: like Rhythm Nation over there. It's like fucking Janet Jackson

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Speaker 1: and the Rhythm Nation. Take it down a little bit,

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Speaker 1: you will be hated. Rhythm Nation. That's what he's doing. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that Rhythm Nation ship and the fucking class photos after

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Speaker 1: every game. I'm funking with the Panthers. But is in

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Speaker 1: the whole team needs to dial it down all that

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Speaker 1: What is dabbing? It's not a dance? Right? But is

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Speaker 1: Is it? Is it a dance that your legs don't

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Speaker 1: That's not a dance. A dance you have to be

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Speaker 1: It's not a dance. The name that's a dance. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm I'm I'm odeed, I'm I'm over, I'm over dabbed.

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Speaker 1: I'm shutting it down. Now, I'm over fucking dabbed. And

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Speaker 1: Cam could shut it down, come up with something new,

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Speaker 1: D bad, but we're over fucking dad. I'm done with it.

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Speaker 1: On the New Year's Resolution New Year's Predictions podcast, you

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Speaker 1: you said they were gonna win the super Bowl. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: How do you feel about Cam Newton? I think that

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Speaker 1: Cam Newton is and is on some other ship, meaning

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Speaker 1: Like he's always smiling for some reason, he's always happy,

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Speaker 1: he's never rattled. I think he talked shipped to the defenders.

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Speaker 1: But like you little motherfucker, I believe that. Yo, he's

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Speaker 1: he's on another level. He's taking that quarterback and ship

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Speaker 1: to some mother's another level. Man. Yeah, he tried to

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Speaker 1: But he tried to marry lou retton that ship. He

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Speaker 1: Newton once, huge, humongous. He's a fucking google. He's a

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Speaker 1: But you gotta cut the dabbing. That dance it's not

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Speaker 1: is not Cam Newton, He's me. But I could do

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Speaker 1: I you know, I think there's a happy you don't

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Speaker 1: They did it? Ding dong the witches dead. We got

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Speaker 1: you now, you mother fucker. You cheats Tom Brady, Bill Belichick.

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Speaker 1: basic algebra? Forget algibere. I can't do that division. I

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Speaker 1: gimpie Peyton Manning did it. They sent them home. But

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Speaker 1: gonna be like, Yo, what are they gonna say next

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Speaker 1: to this motherfucker's thirty nine? Man, we ain't win the

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Speaker 1: But this is a cheap motherfucker too. Oh, let's not

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Speaker 1: you gotta like walk with your head down. His shirt

419
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Speaker 1: is all open. Before he had the beautiful suits. He's skinny,

420
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Speaker 1: and now he's back to being a fat funk. Got

421
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Speaker 1: sloppy Joe on his fucking shirt. You can't open? Did

422
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Speaker 1: that ship open? Now she's on the Jenny Craig. She

423
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Speaker 1: she's a business. She brought into it. We know what's

424
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Speaker 1: gonna happen in proper. You're gonna lose weight. You're gonna

425
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Speaker 1: come out like she got real skinny before. Like next

426
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Speaker 1: next thing, she's gotta go for Auschwit skinny. She's gotta

427
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Speaker 1: go for fucking Kardashi and like you know, like like

428
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Speaker 1: they like that. We know you're fat, eat your food.

429
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Speaker 1: So if if you're that Hume, if you're that, if

430
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Speaker 1: you're that successful. You should have a little pounds on,

431
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Speaker 1: you should be eating goods. You know. It's like, uh

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Speaker 1: k Born wasn't Born? The one who who worked with

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Speaker 1: Stacy with the infamous line about my man, fuss explain

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Speaker 1: that line that to the beginning Fusster he used to

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Speaker 1: work at all um Um Construction and when he went

436
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Speaker 1: to the bathroom, he says he wouldn't flush, And I said, damn,

437
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Speaker 1: why I want to show him? White motherfucker's I eat good? Oprah,

438
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Speaker 1: you need to show everybody you. We don't want to

439
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Speaker 1: see you skinny again, because if we see you skinny again,

440
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Speaker 1: you know what's gonna happen. We're gonna have to see

441
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Speaker 1: you fat again. Right, well, that's inevitably going to happen. Stop.

442
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Speaker 1: So my man is looking kind of greasy up there.

443
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Speaker 1: I feel bad for him because he was bragging about Look,

444
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Speaker 1: look I'm smelt Damien Woody. Now it looks like ship

445
00:27:05,960 --> 00:27:11,720
Speaker 1: did you hear? Uh? Uh what Kanye's album? Um? Chloe

446
00:27:11,800 --> 00:27:15,879
Speaker 1: and Uh? I think Caitlin said they're helping him create

447
00:27:15,920 --> 00:27:21,280
Speaker 1: his album, like they're giving input? So what what? What

448
00:27:21,400 --> 00:27:24,480
Speaker 1: what do they know about shit? They they're they're they're

449
00:27:24,520 --> 00:27:28,960
Speaker 1: helping Kanye West make a hip hop album? Did No?

450
00:27:29,119 --> 00:27:32,200
Speaker 1: It was in the fucking news, Like Chloe's like, yeah,

451
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Speaker 1: I'm doing it, Like yeah, I'm gonna give suggestion. So

452
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Speaker 1: you you beat, you're making your beat shopping. You're you're

453
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Speaker 1: digging in the crates, Kendall. Is that what's happening. He's

454
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Speaker 1: the one getting the records. You're you're the one who's

455
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Speaker 1: going digging the crates, and like, listen to the to

456
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Speaker 1: the soul and the jazz for the samples. You're listening

457
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Speaker 1: to that Lou Donaldson. Huh right, you're you're listening to

458
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Speaker 1: that little beaver to get the samples, right, Chloe, you

459
00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:02,879
Speaker 1: don't know who the funk little beaver is that you

460
00:28:02,960 --> 00:28:06,200
Speaker 1: came up and smacked your fucking face. You're just making

461
00:28:06,240 --> 00:28:10,960
Speaker 1: a beat. You're in there listen to that new birth, right, Chris,

462
00:28:11,600 --> 00:28:13,760
Speaker 1: you know you don't know about that new birth. You're

463
00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:18,080
Speaker 1: not listening to that address Mohammed. You know you don't

464
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Speaker 1: know anything about that. And if Connie lets you in

465
00:28:20,560 --> 00:28:24,119
Speaker 1: the studio and he makes a brick, that's his fault.

466
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Speaker 1: You can't make no. Keep Caitlin out of the studio. Man,

467
00:28:28,119 --> 00:28:32,040
Speaker 1: She's not listening to any of that stack soul. I

468
00:28:32,080 --> 00:28:34,720
Speaker 1: was listening to Brand Nubians. I heard them they did

469
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Speaker 1: a real go winner, just like Bruce Jenner. And then

470
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Speaker 1: someone needs to find uh all the Bruce Jenner Paris

471
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Speaker 1: Smith EPM. You know they they name dropped Bruce Jenner

472
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Speaker 1: a lot. I want someone to to to to give

473
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Speaker 1: us that. I'm sure it's on the internet or wrap

474
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Speaker 1: a pack, go to work form like Vultron. All the

475
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Speaker 1: Bruce Jenner references and all the hip hop songs. I

476
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Speaker 1: guarantee you there was a ton before she became Caitlin Yo.

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Speaker 1: I heard that, Uh, Caitlin Jenner next year was releasing

478
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Speaker 1: a clothing line. Oh yeah, well what did you say?

479
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Speaker 1: You read it's called the Caitlyn Jenner Collection right these NBA, dude,

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Speaker 1: Caitlin Jenner Collection for Big Motherfucker. Yeah, Caitlin Jenner Collection

481
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Speaker 1: for Big Motherfucker's. That's the clothing line that Caitlyn because

482
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Speaker 1: they are unusually big, right because of the can is beautiful,

483
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Speaker 1: but big six foe. And didn't you say she wanted

484
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Speaker 1: to say call it another one? You said that you

485
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Speaker 1: read that initially Caitlin wanted to call her her clothing company,

486
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Speaker 1: the Caitlyn Jenner collection. Oh right, And they said, no,

487
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Speaker 1: we can't. They said, Macy's, you will not be able

488
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Speaker 1: to sell that in they had to, they said, that

489
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Speaker 1: said they change it now officially to Jenner Collection for

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Speaker 1: big Okay, okay, and this is coming out for football players,

491
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Speaker 1: trans sexuals. You can see them. You can see some

492
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Speaker 1: of her ship on the tunnel as your NBA game. Yes,

493
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Speaker 1: go to your local NBA arena. You might see some

494
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Speaker 1: of the the first generation. Uh, some of it's one offs,

495
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Speaker 1: some of the outfits that are being worn in the

496
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Speaker 1: NBA or yeah. Uh and and but that's her collection

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Speaker 1: yet her collection, that's correct, the Iron Rapports Stereo pocket.

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Speaker 1: yo right there, that beat right there. Of course that's

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Speaker 1: a heater right there, No doubt we got heat. That's

517
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Speaker 1: all I'm gonna say. That's all. That's all I'm gonna say.

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Speaker 1: What were you gonna say? I saw a story man?

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you know Maya Rudolph Fantastic actress, comedian Saturday

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Speaker 1: y Live. She went on, uh, Louis Gates, Henry I

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Speaker 1: think Henry Lewis Game. Oh that show where you you

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Speaker 1: you uh you you find your rude, find your roots

523
00:32:04,600 --> 00:32:08,560
Speaker 1: and the thing the ben Afflack and her mom is

524
00:32:08,600 --> 00:32:15,200
Speaker 1: the great soul singer and her dad. I don't know

525
00:32:15,200 --> 00:32:17,360
Speaker 1: if he's a white guy. I don't know his name.

526
00:32:18,560 --> 00:32:20,760
Speaker 1: And she went on that show, to find her roots.

527
00:32:20,960 --> 00:32:24,520
Speaker 1: She's half black, half white, half black, half Jewish, right,

528
00:32:25,160 --> 00:32:30,200
Speaker 1: so she the guy. Of course they went back and

529
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Speaker 1: you are in slavery when they go back, right, So

530
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Speaker 1: your mother is black, so on her on her side,

531
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Speaker 1: you have slavery. Right. She was surprised and she broke

532
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Speaker 1: down that to find out that her Mini Riperton family,

533
00:32:49,720 --> 00:32:54,680
Speaker 1: her family was slaves. And I'm saying, you didn't know that.

534
00:32:56,640 --> 00:32:58,360
Speaker 1: What the fund did you think they were doing here?

535
00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:01,400
Speaker 1: You think, how do you think black people are here?

536
00:33:01,760 --> 00:33:05,480
Speaker 1: We came on the fucking carnival cruise lines the funk.

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Speaker 1: You don't You don't know that? That's surprising. It bugged

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Speaker 1: me out right, right, because why it bugs me out? Because, Yo,

539
00:33:16,600 --> 00:33:20,000
Speaker 1: that's the history. That's a black woman like my my,

540
00:33:20,120 --> 00:33:23,840
Speaker 1: uh my mother born in thirty eight. You go her

541
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Speaker 1: father late eighteen hundreds. After that the shackles, right, It

542
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Speaker 1: ain't no you gotta go to fourteen hundreds to get

543
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Speaker 1: the people before they get me. It's hard to do that, right, right,

544
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Speaker 1: So I was sure gonna start They're right eighteen hundreds,

545
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Speaker 1: of course, of course, and you don't know that. I

546
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Speaker 1: gotta see this. What's the name of the show I

547
00:33:47,160 --> 00:33:49,280
Speaker 1: think he's finding your roots, and I like I like

548
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Speaker 1: my Rudolph, But this it bugged me out that you

549
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Speaker 1: were surprised at that. What do you think you're You're

550
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Speaker 1: gonna end up in Scotland on some noble right, You're

551
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Speaker 1: histories in the South, right, somewhere in the South Kentucky.

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Speaker 1: See cron Rapports stereo podcast coming live and direct super

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Speaker 1: Bowl is coming. To make your Super Bowl prediction right now.

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Speaker 1: Peyton Manning and the Denver Broncos versus Cam Newton and

555
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Speaker 1: the Carolina Panthers. You know, I still don't know the

556
00:34:22,360 --> 00:34:25,360
Speaker 1: name of that team correctly. It's so unusual if you

557
00:34:25,400 --> 00:34:28,520
Speaker 1: grew up in the Carolina Panthers. I make the mistake

558
00:34:28,560 --> 00:34:32,080
Speaker 1: of coralling the the Charlotte Are they the Charlotte Bobcats?

559
00:34:32,080 --> 00:34:34,280
Speaker 1: Are the Charlotte Hornets? Now I don't know, no bullshit,

560
00:34:34,600 --> 00:34:38,319
Speaker 1: what are they? You're the Bobcats? But they were the

561
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Speaker 1: Hornets and then they're but I thought they were changing

562
00:34:41,160 --> 00:34:45,680
Speaker 1: back to the Hornets. Stupid. The Indiana Colts are always

563
00:34:45,719 --> 00:34:47,920
Speaker 1: gonna be the Baltimore Colts. To me, that's just how

564
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Speaker 1: I am. I grew up in that ship. So what's

565
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Speaker 1: your prediction, Man, your mr prediction? What's your prediction? I

566
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Speaker 1: haven't said it. Where you gotta score with? What you

567
00:34:57,760 --> 00:35:01,839
Speaker 1: got any feel for the game. Carolina is gonna win

568
00:35:01,880 --> 00:35:06,480
Speaker 1: this ship in a blowout? All right, you already here

569
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Speaker 1: first blowout. Listen my track Cricket is come on man.

570
00:35:13,600 --> 00:35:17,919
Speaker 1: Whenever I'm feeling like there's nothing like whenever I can't

571
00:35:17,960 --> 00:35:21,880
Speaker 1: beat Lebron anymore or beat a Jenner up anymore, and

572
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Speaker 1: I'm kind of stuck on the subject. The best thing

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Speaker 1: T r U e Y. You go to the app

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Speaker 1: and ask questions, you give your opinion. I'm opening it

579
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Speaker 1: right now. The first question some asshole put so you

580
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Speaker 1: can't phase out all the assholes. But if you have

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582
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Speaker 1: nothing wrong. I don't answer that I pooped today. Of

583
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Speaker 1: people said yes, of the people said no. I feel

584
00:36:02,600 --> 00:36:05,360
Speaker 1: bad for you know. I gotta tell you something. Gimonettie,

585
00:36:05,719 --> 00:36:09,319
Speaker 1: have you ever been constipated where you can't go to

586
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Speaker 1: the bathroom. I've never, not one time in my entire life,

587
00:36:14,320 --> 00:36:18,280
Speaker 1: had that problem. You're like you and Larry Nance Jr.

588
00:36:18,320 --> 00:36:20,600
Speaker 1: He got that same ship you got and you know

589
00:36:20,680 --> 00:36:23,200
Speaker 1: I didn't know tearing up the locker room. And it's

590
00:36:23,239 --> 00:36:28,319
Speaker 1: not funny. Disease you think it's funny. Glenn Fry, one

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Speaker 1: of the one of the one of the one of

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Speaker 1: the He had um something that was caused from the

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Speaker 1: medicine that gave him ulster of collidis, the great Glenn

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Speaker 1: Glenn Fry, so all sort of collidis. I make jokes

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00:36:39,280 --> 00:36:41,120
Speaker 1: about it. But because I make jokes about it doesn't

596
00:36:41,120 --> 00:36:44,200
Speaker 1: mean I have it. I suffer from it. Gimonettie, you

597
00:36:44,200 --> 00:36:46,719
Speaker 1: think it's funny. I asked you, do you consimpated? And

598
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Speaker 1: then you want to ridicule a disease I have? No?

599
00:36:49,719 --> 00:36:51,879
Speaker 1: I ain't really can you taking ships outside? I gotta

600
00:36:51,880 --> 00:36:54,360
Speaker 1: say something, Okay, Okay, I said I wasn't gonna do

601
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Speaker 1: that this year, and thus far I haven't. I have not.

602
00:36:57,080 --> 00:36:58,279
Speaker 1: That was one of my New Years, as it was

603
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Speaker 1: the only one. I'm hanging on too. I'm eating like

604
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Speaker 1: ship two and a half weeks in everything. Okay, So

605
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Speaker 1: but I have not to be honest with you taking

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Speaker 1: a ship outside. Yeah, I'm proud of it. And we're

607
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Speaker 1: in three weeks into into January. So man, I'm so happy.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you. I I really feel like you're

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Speaker 1: being sincere true app extreme cold weather, extreme hot weather,

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Speaker 1: I say extreme hot weather you mm hmmm. Here's a

611
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Speaker 1: question for you moday. I'm gonna throw this one in

612
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Speaker 1: is okay. People have voted on this. I have been

613
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Speaker 1: a prostitute. Eight percent agree them disagree. I I didn't.

614
00:37:38,680 --> 00:37:41,319
Speaker 1: I was never a prostitute. I mean, I've done some

615
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Speaker 1: bad movies. I guess it's the equivalent I've sold myself out.

616
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Speaker 1: I knew I was going to do next question. Strangely,

617
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Speaker 1: I have been with a prostitute San Diego, Mexico. Huh yeah, sorry,

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Speaker 1: I was just thinking out a lout. Do you want

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Speaker 1: to answer that or just that somehow or another? Your

620
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Speaker 1: answer with San Diego or Mexico? Going going. You said

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Speaker 1: you're not gonna answer the truly question. I have been

622
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Speaker 1: with a prostitute? All right? You should hug your parents

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Speaker 1: every time you enter or leave a room. Of course, yes, disagree.

624
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Speaker 1: What kind of animals are gonna say. I. You know, listen,

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Speaker 1: you got some parents out there. You know some parents

626
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Speaker 1: are assholes. Just because they're your parents doesn't mean you're

627
00:38:22,560 --> 00:38:25,520
Speaker 1: always gonna like them, And just because they're your kids

628
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Speaker 1: doesn't mean you're always gonna like them. Because you just

629
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Speaker 1: because your kids, you might want to pick them up

630
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Speaker 1: and throw them further than you would someone else, Like

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Speaker 1: I want to throw you across the street. I don't

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Speaker 1: have the ability to it, but if I could pinata you,

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Speaker 1: I would do it. Yeah, I I love glitter, Come

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Speaker 1: on man. Final question on truly marry someone for their money?

635
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Speaker 1: Answer yes or no? No, agree, disagree, so you disagree

636
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Speaker 1: my final question. The first thing I do after I

637
00:39:01,920 --> 00:39:06,080
Speaker 1: wake up is look at my phone. I have to

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Speaker 1: answer sometimes seventy in the people, and that is a

639
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Speaker 1: damn shame. I try to at least take a piss,

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Speaker 1: brush my teeth, get my bearings about me. I leave

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Speaker 1: it downstairs. Okay. The gloom to him is two stories.

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Speaker 1: It's too too, so I try to leave it down

643
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Speaker 1: Otherwise I'll look at it first before I relieve my

644
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Speaker 1: piss or brush my teeth in the morning. As I

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Speaker 1: get a little older, my breath in the morning is horrific.

646
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Speaker 1: It's horrific. Do you brush your tongue when you brush

647
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Speaker 1: your teeth? You gotta brush your tongue. If you don't

648
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Speaker 1: brush your tongue when you're brushing your teeth, you're not.

649
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Speaker 1: Really it's not just it's not shouldn't be called brushing

650
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Speaker 1: your teeth. It should be called brush brushing your mouth.

651
00:39:47,680 --> 00:39:51,879
Speaker 1: You should brush your cheeks, your lips, all that. Don't

652
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Speaker 1: just brush your teeth because like around like nine am,

653
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Speaker 1: ten a m. You're your mouth is gonna start tastes

654
00:39:57,600 --> 00:40:01,440
Speaker 1: like shit again. See I am rapports stereopok. This award

655
00:40:01,640 --> 00:40:05,719
Speaker 1: is earned, not given. It's called the Sick Fucking a Week.

656
00:40:05,880 --> 00:40:08,839
Speaker 1: This guy is really sick. Lock him up? How could

657
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Speaker 1: you do it? Don't let him out? Damn when you

658
00:40:12,320 --> 00:40:14,920
Speaker 1: fuck the door, you want you fuck the door? Why

659
00:40:14,960 --> 00:40:18,000
Speaker 1: would you fuck the dog? Why would you fuck your

660
00:40:18,040 --> 00:40:22,279
Speaker 1: girlfriend's dog? Sick fuck the sick Funck of the Week.

661
00:40:22,719 --> 00:40:30,920
Speaker 1: It's earned and not giving. You did what No, no, no,

662
00:40:33,200 --> 00:40:38,920
Speaker 1: you're sick of ye. You're a sick, sick fuck right

663
00:40:38,960 --> 00:40:41,239
Speaker 1: in our backyard. Why did he do that? I don't

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Speaker 1: I don't know why he did this? But a guy

665
00:40:43,280 --> 00:40:47,400
Speaker 1: in the Bronx and Bronx guy his name is Jason

666
00:40:47,520 --> 00:40:51,600
Speaker 1: Mellow beat up and choked his girlfriend in front of

667
00:40:51,600 --> 00:40:57,040
Speaker 1: their two month old door before forcing the woman into

668
00:40:57,080 --> 00:41:04,879
Speaker 1: the cold, straight up game of throne style damn made

669
00:41:04,880 --> 00:41:07,360
Speaker 1: her take her clothes off, punch her in the face

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00:41:08,160 --> 00:41:11,440
Speaker 1: and the crotch, and and made her walk around the

671
00:41:11,440 --> 00:41:17,040
Speaker 1: streets naked. Whoa you? You know you gotta think about

672
00:41:17,080 --> 00:41:21,239
Speaker 1: the mentality. This is a sick fuck. This is a

673
00:41:21,320 --> 00:41:24,879
Speaker 1: true definition. Like everything we promote with the sick Funk

674
00:41:24,920 --> 00:41:28,680
Speaker 1: of the week, this award, this coveted award, this award

675
00:41:28,760 --> 00:41:32,280
Speaker 1: that is is not earned. It is given to special people.

676
00:41:32,960 --> 00:41:36,160
Speaker 1: This guy, he's a first candidate this year, I think

677
00:41:36,200 --> 00:41:40,400
Speaker 1: for sick Funk of a year. Yes, yes, think about it.

678
00:41:40,400 --> 00:41:43,880
Speaker 1: You to beat to beat her up in front of

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00:41:43,960 --> 00:41:46,839
Speaker 1: his daughter and then in the cold, make her like

680
00:41:46,960 --> 00:41:49,400
Speaker 1: you know, she's fighting, like, make her take her clothes off,

681
00:41:49,640 --> 00:41:52,560
Speaker 1: make her walk the streets to humiliator like that's his

682
00:41:52,680 --> 00:41:59,680
Speaker 1: definition of Like, yeah, that's a sick fuck. And when

683
00:41:59,680 --> 00:42:02,800
Speaker 1: he go to jail, and trust me, this story is

684
00:42:03,040 --> 00:42:05,720
Speaker 1: gonna is gonna have legs when he goes to jail

685
00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:08,640
Speaker 1: and those people in jail find out that he did this,

686
00:42:09,480 --> 00:42:11,760
Speaker 1: it might be a problem. It's gonna be a problem.

687
00:42:12,239 --> 00:42:14,480
Speaker 1: See And and I wonder is that really true? And

688
00:42:14,480 --> 00:42:17,400
Speaker 1: and people were videotaping and like, you know, showing like

689
00:42:17,440 --> 00:42:23,040
Speaker 1: she's walking around the streets with no clothes on in Harlem,

690
00:42:23,040 --> 00:42:25,799
Speaker 1: calling her all sorts of names and all that too. Yo,

691
00:42:26,560 --> 00:42:32,520
Speaker 1: this guy is the sick fuck of the week. Yeah,

692
00:42:32,560 --> 00:42:34,560
Speaker 1: the week. Because no, I didn't say he I didn't

693
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Speaker 1: say he was a sick funk of the year. I

694
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Speaker 1: said he's a candidate. We we take the best, most

695
00:42:39,320 --> 00:42:42,160
Speaker 1: sickest of the sick fox at the end of the year.

696
00:42:42,680 --> 00:42:45,640
Speaker 1: We put him in a pot and and the and

697
00:42:45,680 --> 00:42:48,919
Speaker 1: the cream will always rise in time. But you gotta

698
00:42:48,960 --> 00:42:54,560
Speaker 1: think about this, how how terrible that is? So uh uh,

699
00:42:54,680 --> 00:42:57,080
Speaker 1: Jason Mellow. I hope you get what you deserve. I

700
00:42:57,120 --> 00:43:00,200
Speaker 1: hope that you get some help and and and and

701
00:43:00,239 --> 00:43:04,839
Speaker 1: congratulations on on an award that is not given. No no, no,

702
00:43:04,840 --> 00:43:11,920
Speaker 1: no, no no, no no no no no, it's heard. You know.

703
00:43:12,040 --> 00:43:14,919
Speaker 1: I like to follow up on stories and and and

704
00:43:14,920 --> 00:43:18,399
Speaker 1: and a couple of months ago, uh because we we

705
00:43:18,400 --> 00:43:20,919
Speaker 1: we we spoke on all overs matter and and we

706
00:43:20,920 --> 00:43:23,719
Speaker 1: we we we are gathering all the information for the

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Speaker 1: two thousand and sixteen All Overs Matter, Uh walk that's coming.

708
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Speaker 1: And we we spoke about a guy who was from

709
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Speaker 1: London where when he was very young, had a horrible accident,

710
00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:44,600
Speaker 1: uh losing his loaf and now he's been um given

711
00:43:45,680 --> 00:43:48,360
Speaker 1: uh through surgery, thank god. And what a beautiful I

712
00:43:48,360 --> 00:43:52,120
Speaker 1: mean this is this is a great surgeon and a

713
00:43:52,200 --> 00:43:55,359
Speaker 1: forward thinking surgeon. My man has got himself a nice

714
00:43:55,360 --> 00:44:01,919
Speaker 1: bionic dick, a nice eight inch bionic loaf. Her and um,

715
00:44:01,960 --> 00:44:06,720
Speaker 1: the woman who is going to donate her sexual prows

716
00:44:06,840 --> 00:44:09,759
Speaker 1: is the sexual the sex worker of the year. I

717
00:44:10,239 --> 00:44:12,360
Speaker 1: hate to to tell you this is what it is,

718
00:44:12,400 --> 00:44:16,560
Speaker 1: the sex worker of the year, two hour sex worker.

719
00:44:16,800 --> 00:44:19,600
Speaker 1: She's waving her feet to give it to this guy.

720
00:44:19,760 --> 00:44:21,960
Speaker 1: And she said, I'm so honored that he chose me

721
00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:24,880
Speaker 1: to take his virginity. They're having a dinner date to

722
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Speaker 1: get to know each other, um better. And Charlotte Rose dominatrix. Yes,

723
00:44:30,920 --> 00:44:33,480
Speaker 1: she's a dominator. Have you ever been with a dominatrix? Well,

724
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Speaker 1: what is that? A dominatrix is like someone dominant. They

725
00:44:37,560 --> 00:44:40,440
Speaker 1: want to dominated, They want to smack you around, whips

726
00:44:40,800 --> 00:44:43,920
Speaker 1: a sex to me, which I listen. I mean, I'm

727
00:44:43,960 --> 00:44:46,600
Speaker 1: just asking the questions. Have you been with a dominatrix?

728
00:44:47,280 --> 00:44:50,480
Speaker 1: No you haven't. I don't let nobody whip my ask.

729
00:44:50,560 --> 00:44:53,560
Speaker 1: We just haven't sex. You never had a girl trying

730
00:44:53,560 --> 00:45:00,239
Speaker 1: to put a like a muzzle on you, No, no, never.

731
00:45:00,440 --> 00:45:02,880
Speaker 1: I won't get erection. You never had anyone like you

732
00:45:03,200 --> 00:45:05,680
Speaker 1: like you know, smack you around or anything. I don't

733
00:45:05,680 --> 00:45:08,480
Speaker 1: want that I can't get. I won't no erection, just

734
00:45:08,560 --> 00:45:11,160
Speaker 1: asking beating me up. It doesn't have to be beating

735
00:45:11,360 --> 00:45:14,200
Speaker 1: like you know, oh, just punch, just smack your face

736
00:45:14,239 --> 00:45:16,520
Speaker 1: to say you you filthy pig. You Yeah, yeah, I

737
00:45:16,600 --> 00:45:21,040
Speaker 1: want that. That's that's my idea of a good time,

738
00:45:21,560 --> 00:45:27,239
Speaker 1: of another fun Saturday night. Now calling me names you

739
00:45:27,400 --> 00:45:32,919
Speaker 1: little fuck you. So just to be clear, I never

740
00:45:33,040 --> 00:45:35,720
Speaker 1: had a woman, a beautiful woman like want this sex worker,

741
00:45:35,719 --> 00:45:39,000
Speaker 1: her name is Charlotte Rose, spit on you and say

742
00:45:39,280 --> 00:45:42,200
Speaker 1: you dirty animal. Yeah, okay, I just I wouldn't be

743
00:45:42,239 --> 00:45:46,359
Speaker 1: able to fun. Well, this guy's an insult, okay, just

744
00:45:46,400 --> 00:45:49,600
Speaker 1: asking the questions didn't mean anything by this. This guy

745
00:45:50,080 --> 00:45:52,520
Speaker 1: is excited. I don't think the act has happened yet.

746
00:45:52,719 --> 00:45:54,640
Speaker 1: But we were just we were just following up with

747
00:45:54,680 --> 00:45:57,160
Speaker 1: the story and I'm looking forward to uh, you know,

748
00:45:58,000 --> 00:46:02,120
Speaker 1: give looking forward to this. Actually only she's a sex

749
00:46:02,120 --> 00:46:05,440
Speaker 1: work of the year, right, so she sucked everybody in Britain.

750
00:46:05,600 --> 00:46:11,080
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, brothers too, right, I would imagine. Come on down,

751
00:46:12,920 --> 00:46:18,399
Speaker 1: come on down, gun Hill. Let me show you what

752
00:46:18,440 --> 00:46:24,120
Speaker 1: these elongated appendages can do. I see all right, see

753
00:46:25,280 --> 00:46:30,800
Speaker 1: that might be. That's good words, bro. That ain't no curse. Okay,

754
00:46:31,800 --> 00:46:33,680
Speaker 1: all right, I just don't want you were trying to

755
00:46:33,760 --> 00:46:37,440
Speaker 1: gain followers that might get you something. Gee have you?

756
00:46:37,440 --> 00:46:41,319
Speaker 1: You you've been getting some speaking of that stuff, you've

757
00:46:41,320 --> 00:46:45,680
Speaker 1: been getting some uh groupies. You you've been in like

758
00:46:45,760 --> 00:46:48,839
Speaker 1: you know, like Iron Rapp War podcast groupies. How does

759
00:46:48,880 --> 00:46:51,920
Speaker 1: that feel you've been getting You've getting some offers, some

760
00:46:52,040 --> 00:46:55,960
Speaker 1: unusual offers for you on Instagram and Twitter. How does

761
00:46:55,960 --> 00:46:57,719
Speaker 1: that feel? Like that? That sort of fame. It's like

762
00:46:57,760 --> 00:47:00,880
Speaker 1: you're like a late blooming fame. Wow. I like it.

763
00:47:02,719 --> 00:47:05,880
Speaker 1: I like it. Okay, I'm gonna be like Tomorrow led Zeppelin,

764
00:47:06,400 --> 00:47:08,920
Speaker 1: Rolling Stone, neck it, just neck it. You know. When

765
00:47:09,160 --> 00:47:11,480
Speaker 1: we spoke about the three, the three, the three people

766
00:47:11,520 --> 00:47:19,279
Speaker 1: that had escaped from prison. The other guy is a

767
00:47:19,280 --> 00:47:22,320
Speaker 1: a killer too, and and another guy is like a

768
00:47:22,560 --> 00:47:25,000
Speaker 1: guy who who like fled the country for Iran and

769
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Speaker 1: he was these guys are really out on the I

770
00:47:28,960 --> 00:47:30,600
Speaker 1: don't know why it's not getting a lot of hype

771
00:47:30,640 --> 00:47:35,560
Speaker 1: like that. Remember the escaped convicts in uh Upstate, New York.

772
00:47:36,800 --> 00:47:39,920
Speaker 1: That was headline news. There's three of these guys they

773
00:47:40,040 --> 00:47:42,480
Speaker 1: escaped and one guy's a dick cutter, and it's like

774
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Speaker 1: we're we're we're like, you know, having like trying to

775
00:47:44,320 --> 00:47:50,040
Speaker 1: get this to the front page. Yo. If you'd like basketball, uh,

776
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Speaker 1: the great Pearl Washington from Syracuse, who's one of the

777
00:47:53,880 --> 00:47:56,279
Speaker 1: one of the five favorite athletes of all time of

778
00:47:56,320 --> 00:47:59,640
Speaker 1: the Iron Rapports Stereo podcast, he has a go fund me.

779
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Speaker 1: He suffering from all sorts of health issues. Pearl Washington

780
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Speaker 1: from Syracuse. You know, you can't say Chris Mullen, Patrick

781
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Speaker 1: Ewing and and Pearl Washington is right there when it

782
00:48:10,560 --> 00:48:13,040
Speaker 1: comes to Big East basketball. So if you love that,

783
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Speaker 1: check out Pearl. I have no stake in the game.

784
00:48:15,360 --> 00:48:18,279
Speaker 1: Pearl Washington has a go fund me. Um. He just

785
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Speaker 1: he just had a brain surgery. Yeah, he's suffering from cancer.

786
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Speaker 1: It's it's a terrible It breaks my heart because he

787
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Speaker 1: gave us so much joy as a player during the eighties.

788
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Speaker 1: And and I mean, I mean Pearl Washington. Without Pearl Washington,

789
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Speaker 1: you have no Tim Hardaway Tulsa two step, you have

790
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Speaker 1: no Nick Van Exell, Nick van Exel war thirty one

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Speaker 1: for Pearl, you don't have any Tim Hardaway, you have

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Speaker 1: no Allen Iverson you have The crossover culture wouldn't exist

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Speaker 1: because of Pearl Washington. He he's the guy that brought

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Speaker 1: that to the main stage, that in and out move

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Speaker 1: New York ship and dribbles d handle. So I'm just

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Speaker 1: letting people know if you're a fan of you know,

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Speaker 1: the good old day in the Big East. I donated

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Speaker 1: to Pearl and and and I hope people do. Um

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Speaker 1: and you can find it Pearl Washington, go fund me.

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Speaker 1: I don't have any like the details are excuse me,

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Speaker 1: but that's what it is, all right. I'm getting ready

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00:49:14,320 --> 00:49:18,080
Speaker 1: to wind it down here the Iron Rapports Stereo podcast.

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Speaker 1: You got your book there, g yeah, um yo, it's

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Speaker 1: in the works. Some of the some of the great

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Speaker 1: right now, working on the Iron Rapport podcast app, and

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Speaker 1: it's gonna be a fucking mind blower. Okay, we're coming

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Speaker 1: out with emojis. Of course, there's gonna be a wig

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00:49:49,480 --> 00:49:53,319
Speaker 1: of Please emoji. Uh, there's gonna be uh, you know,

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Speaker 1: I want my loaf, my way emoji. There's gonna be

812
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Speaker 1: oxtails emoji, all sorts of emojis. I'll be on them. Gimo, Gimo,

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Speaker 1: he's gonna be on him. We're gonna be loading some

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Speaker 1: special clips of people getting I llowed, speaking of getting

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Speaker 1: ill owed, all the go fund me people who paid

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Speaker 1: money to get ill owed screamed at on Instagram or voicemails.

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Speaker 1: That is coming this week, Jordan, I gotta make sure

818
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Speaker 1: I do that this week. It's gonna destroy my voice,

819
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Speaker 1: but we're gonna knock them out. We know we're late.

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Speaker 1: The four people that paid for Oxtail dinners. When the

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Speaker 1: Gloom toumb gets fixed, obviously you know, or maybe you

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Speaker 1: don't know, some of the new listeners. We pick up

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Speaker 1: hundreds of thousands of new listeners each week. Um, the

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Speaker 1: Gloom Toumb and the Bronx suffered fire damage. Uh, and

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Speaker 1: now the snow has slowed things down. But it's going

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Speaker 1: to get done. It's going to get fixed. You will

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Speaker 1: get your oxtail meals one way or another. At the

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Speaker 1: Gloom Tune, we had oxtails today for the NFC and

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Speaker 1: a f C Conference finals. Fantastic dish. You know you

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Speaker 1: don't take criticism very well. I said, you did a

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Speaker 1: little bit of something new, and I said, Yo, these

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Speaker 1: are good, but they're not as good as your normal oxhails.

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Speaker 1: And you say what I say, just shut up and

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Speaker 1: need it. But but why, well, why can't you take

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Speaker 1: a little constructive criticism, Like you're like, oh, why not?

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Speaker 1: What didn't you look like? I'm I'm the one who's pumping.

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Speaker 1: No one else is sitting by going Yo, the Gimo

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Speaker 1: Nettie oxtails, they're they're fucking great. I'm the only one

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Speaker 1: who talks about them. So I would like a little

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Speaker 1: respect because it's not like people are back, you know,

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Speaker 1: knocking down doors to get some oxtails. Okay, but Gimonettie

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Speaker 1: will have that recipe on the Iron Rapport podcast app.

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00:51:34,760 --> 00:51:38,520
Speaker 1: There's gonna be many little special things, um and like

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Speaker 1: I said, it's gonna be an easy, affordable, game changing app.

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Speaker 1: And and we plan on taking over the app world,

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Speaker 1: just how the Kardashians did it. Um, you know they'll

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Speaker 1: be there'll be a soundboard. You curse, your your your

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Speaker 1: your your friends, out, your mother, your father, whoever you

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Speaker 1: want in my voice and Gimo Nettie's voice. Uh so,

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Speaker 1: I'm just I'm just letting you know, I'm just tipping,

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Speaker 1: tipping the information, tipping the scale of the information out.

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Speaker 1: And uh, that's it. We're coming live and direct from

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Speaker 1: Los Angeles. Gloom to him, Miles Davis. It's a pleasure

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Speaker 1: having you in here. You guys brought a lot to

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Speaker 1: the table. Jordan's listen. Next time, you just don't don't

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00:52:18,800 --> 00:52:22,440
Speaker 1: talk so much, don't don't say as much. Okay, it's fine.

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Speaker 1: And uh, those guys are behind the sound booth. Uh

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Speaker 1: you know, the Iron Rapports stereo podcast is done in

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Speaker 1: the professional studio. Um all high end ship and uh

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Speaker 1: what else can I say? I mean, listen to the beats.

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Speaker 1: We're out