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Speaker 1: I went out with a guy once on a first

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Speaker 1: date who brought a snake to dinner to seem cool.

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Speaker 1: It escaped and they had to evacuate the restaurant. What

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Speaker 1: snake got loose? And then chaos broke out and he

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Speaker 1: got banned and he ghosted me. That's the text message

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Speaker 1: we just got in at four one o six one,

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Speaker 1: because the trend is going viral of people sharing the

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Speaker 1: things they did to try to impress somebody on a

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Speaker 1: first date, but it went sideways.

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Speaker 2: We're not going to live there for a second. The

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Speaker 2: guy brought a whole snake on a.

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Speaker 1: Date, Text in with yours or calls up eight eight

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Speaker 1: eight three four three one o six one if you've

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Speaker 1: ever tried to impress somebody on a first date and

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Speaker 1: then it went horribly wrong. Another person said that a

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Speaker 1: guy faked a British accent the whole date, trying to

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Speaker 1: impress them at work. Yeah, it does, until he said

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Speaker 1: y'all and then ran out of the restaurant. He embarrassed

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Speaker 1: said he pretended to have a British accent to see

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Speaker 1: more our exotic and charming. Midway through dinner, he slipped

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Speaker 1: up and said y'all and then she called him out,

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Speaker 1: and he panicked and ran out of the restaurant.

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Speaker 3: I mean, when you're caught, you're caught. What's the point

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Speaker 3: in continuing with the date?

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Speaker 4: Well, what was the plan there? You were just going

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Speaker 4: to have a British accent forever and always, or just

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Speaker 4: as long as you needed to. I guess, but I

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Speaker 4: have a feeling that a lot of guys do this.

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Speaker 4: You don't think past the first day. You're right, I've

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Speaker 4: done a Boston accent on a date before.

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Speaker 3: But in fact, still even when we travel for work,

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Speaker 3: you guys don't ever see it. But I do Boston

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Speaker 3: accents at like the front desk and stuff my Boston.

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Speaker 3: I okay, oh gosh, it sounds a little bit like

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Speaker 3: Peter Griffin.

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Speaker 5: I gotta put the oil in the cat. Okay, so hey,

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Speaker 5: good morning.

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Speaker 3: I was wondering, Uh, do you know where where I

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Speaker 3: can find the vending machine?

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Speaker 1: And that's the accent you chose for our first date? Yes,

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Speaker 1: like British. I guess makes no sense at all. How

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Speaker 1: did it work? Did it work?

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Speaker 5: Always? Look at me? Sorry?

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Speaker 2: I'm like, I just had to pocked the car. Excuse me?

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Speaker 2: What did you say?

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Speaker 1: Somebody else said that somebody tried to impress them on

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Speaker 1: a first date by paying for the date with monopoly

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Speaker 1: money because they thought it would be funny, and then

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Speaker 1: the waiter got security.

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Speaker 5: I guess that's just that's the waiter's fault.

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Speaker 4: Right, It is kind of funny, just like follow up

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Speaker 4: with real money, real quick, you know.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it would be funny.

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Speaker 1: Look how rich I am since the guys are all

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Speaker 1: trying to do that to impress women on a first date. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: text in four one o six one, calls up eighty

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Speaker 1: eight three four three one six one. What's something you

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Speaker 1: did on a first date to try to impress somebody

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Speaker 1: but it went sideways. Somebody else said that she preted

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Speaker 1: to be fluent in Italian at an Italian restaurant and

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Speaker 1: then the waiter started speaking Italian back to her fluently.

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Speaker 2: These people don't think things through.

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Speaker 1: Well.

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Speaker 5: That sounds like when you're a kid and you try

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Speaker 5: to make up a language.

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Speaker 3: You're like, yeah, You're like, yeah, don't you know I

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Speaker 3: can speak such and such friend, and they're like, no,

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Speaker 3: that's not at all what that is.

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Speaker 1: She said that she just said bellissimo ten times, and

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Speaker 1: then she had to admit that she just googled some

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Speaker 1: phrases to try to impress the person.

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Speaker 2: She was out.

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Speaker 5: I hadn't.

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Speaker 3: I had a date in college and I had told

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Speaker 3: her I was a pilot. I was not yet a pilot,

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Speaker 3: and so I said, yeah, I'm a pilot. She's like,

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Speaker 3: oh my gosh, let's go see where you fly for

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Speaker 3: our date.

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Speaker 5: And I was like, yeah, cool.

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Speaker 3: And so I had my flight instructor pull the plane

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Speaker 3: out and like make it look good and stuff. And

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Speaker 3: we had we had like a picnic in the plane,

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Speaker 3: and she's like, where are we going?

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Speaker 5: And I was I legally couldn't fly the plane yet.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, And and so she was she found out and

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Speaker 3: she was like, so you're not actually a pilot. I

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Speaker 3: was like, it's pretty common to stretch the truth, right,

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Speaker 3: I guess like A first, A right, we're both flying cool?

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Speaker 5: Right, we had a picnic in a plane.

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Speaker 2: Right.

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Speaker 1: She walked away, like, you expect me to believe you

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Speaker 1: work Applebee's. We're both lying.

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Speaker 4: That's like the guy that told me he was a

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Speaker 4: firefighter but he stocked vending machines.

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Speaker 2: Really, yeah, oh my god, I forgot about that.

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Speaker 3: Wow.

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Speaker 1: I know someone texted in four to six one and

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Speaker 1: said they wouldn't. Went on a date with a guy

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Speaker 1: who dove into a pawn to save ducklings. It turned

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Speaker 1: out to be decorations.

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Speaker 2: Was he hot?

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Speaker 5: Have no idea cause you imagine the absolute shame you

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Speaker 5: would feel.

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Speaker 2: I was gonna be so cool. It's gonna be a

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Speaker 2: hero and save these ducklings.

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Speaker 5: Stick.

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Speaker 2: Also, how do you know the ducklings need to be saved?

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Speaker 4: Right?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Wait, he jumped into water where ducks go, Yeah, to

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Speaker 1: save ducklings.

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Speaker 4: Which would be hot under normal circumstances. They just lived there.

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Speaker 4: They're just existed, just chilling in the water.

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Speaker 2: Though that's supposed to be. He's on the road maybe,

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Speaker 2: but if he looks at you and goes they're in distressed.

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Speaker 2: I can tell. I believe that.

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Speaker 1: Somebody else said that she was pretending to be vegan

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Speaker 1: for a guy that she went out with and then

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Speaker 1: got caught eating a bacon cheeseburger when he went.

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Speaker 2: To the bathroom. Oh no, no, no, said it was

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Speaker 2: the ultimate betrayal.

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Speaker 1: He came back to find her mid bite and mid

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Speaker 1: lie and left the date right away.

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Speaker 5: Imagine being so not vegan.

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Speaker 1: You need to fix a few run the day, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: like I just have to have a burger.

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Speaker 2: I'm not Megian at all, but.

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Speaker 1: This guy's hot. Her phone break happens every single hour

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Speaker 1: on the twenties. Your next was coming up right after this,

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Speaker 1: and then right after that is Nina's what's trending. And

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Speaker 1: don't forget you're never more than twenty minutes away from

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Speaker 1: Lady Gaga tickets, So every twenty minutes your chance to

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Speaker 1: win tickets to see.

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Speaker 2: The Dogs gog listen. She would call and then calls

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Speaker 2: up