Speaker 1: It is The Jesse Kelly Show. Another hour of The
Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show. The email roundup. I promised it's not
Speaker 1: going well so far. I gave you my word they
Speaker 1: would be twenty. I've done one thus far, so we're
Speaker 1: gonna have to work on that. I have to finish
Speaker 1: my thoughts on Maccono and all these things that is this.
Speaker 1: Give me a couple of minutes, we'll get we'll get
Speaker 1: to some more stuff. You should also know, I don't
Speaker 1: know how much longer I'm gonna be doing the show.
Speaker 1: For long story short, hadn't been working out much lately.
Speaker 1: I've been been just been lazy, and then all week long,
Speaker 1: I've been lifting weights every day and just now in
Speaker 1: between segments lifting weights again this morning, and I went
Speaker 1: to the kitchen. Instead of grabbing your cheese It's and
Speaker 1: Cheetos and wonderful what Meal cream pies and stuff like that,
Speaker 1: I got a protein bar and a protein shake. So
Speaker 1: there's a chance I'm gonna walk away from this radio
Speaker 1: life and do maybe bodybuilding competitions or what Chris maybe
Speaker 1: strong man competitions, something like that. This might be the
Speaker 1: last show. Look if I wake up tomorrow morning and
Speaker 1: I look down and there's a six pack and I
Speaker 1: have twenty inch arms. You're never going to hear from
Speaker 1: me again. If not, then I'll be back here tomorrow,
Speaker 1: just like I thought you should know. I thought you
Speaker 1: should know. Also, we should check in and see the
Speaker 1: possibility of a recession. Here's Janet yellis any businesses seem
Speaker 1: to be preparing for a recession? Should all Americans at
Speaker 1: home be preparing for a recession that many people think
Speaker 1: now is likely? Well, look, the economy is slowing down.
Speaker 1: It last year it grew very rapidly at about five
Speaker 1: and a half percent, and that succeeded in putting people
Speaker 1: back to work who had lost their jobs during the pandemic.
Speaker 1: The labor market is now extremely strong. Even just during
Speaker 1: the last three months, on net job gains average three
Speaker 1: hundred and seventy five thousand. This is not an economy
Speaker 1: that's in recession, but we're in a period of transition.
Speaker 1: In transition. Huh, transition. It feels like, man, it really
Speaker 1: feels like I've heard that word before. I can't quite
Speaker 1: put my finger on. All have to work together, corporations,
Speaker 1: of course, governments, civil society to address some big issues
Speaker 1: in our world. Of course, if you look at all
Speaker 1: the challenges, we can speak about the multi crisis, an economic, political, social,
Speaker 1: and ecological and institutional crisis, but actually what we have
Speaker 1: to confront is a deep systemic and structural restruct trimming.
Speaker 1: I'll follow world, and sister, it takes some time, and
Speaker 1: sir bald, look differently after we have conscist transition process.
Speaker 1: M there it was again, that word transition. I keep
Speaker 1: hearing that word, and I want you to immediately set
Speaker 1: the little alarm in your brain for it to go
Speaker 1: ding ding ding ding ding ding ding every single time
Speaker 1: from now on you hear anybody in power in the West,
Speaker 1: not just in America, in the West, whenever you hear
Speaker 1: the words transition. Because understand, I explained this last last night.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna explain it again really quickly. When they mean transition,
Speaker 1: when they say transition, what they mean is the removal
Speaker 1: of your freedoms, peasants, and the return of your freedoms
Speaker 1: back to the rightful rulers, the kings and queens, so
Speaker 1: they can rule as they believe they should, and you
Speaker 1: can go back to being a peasant with no rights
Speaker 1: and no nothing, no home, no freedom, no guns, no, nothing,
Speaker 1: because that should be your lot in life. And they
Speaker 1: believe they are the kings and queens. There's a reason
Speaker 1: they always use that word transition always. It's not a recession,
Speaker 1: it's a transition. No, we're not killing oil. I mean
Speaker 1: we are, but we're transition. It's a transition. It's just
Speaker 1: a transition. Transit. It's just a transition. Every time you
Speaker 1: hear that word transition, your red flag should go off
Speaker 1: every single time. Now, I'm gonna finish this thought really
Speaker 1: quickly before I get to all these emails. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: get to Mitch McConnell gets reelected the Senate leader for
Speaker 1: the GOP. I'm proud of Rick Scott. I don't know
Speaker 1: him at all. I'm actually not even that familiar with
Speaker 1: the guy's politics, but at least he had the guts
Speaker 1: to step up and run against McConnell. Multiple senators spoke
Speaker 1: out against McConnell, but with Mitch McConnell there, I feel
Speaker 1: like something's coming and I'm worried about it. What do
Speaker 1: I see coming? Well, again, I want to play you
Speaker 1: his own words, and so my message to the administration,
Speaker 1: and you saw some of it this year. Let's find
Speaker 1: some things between the forty yard lines that we're going
Speaker 1: to agree on and do them. And we did some
Speaker 1: of that this year. Infrastructure amnesty might be coming. Look
Speaker 1: look Chuck Schumers out there today saying things like now
Speaker 1: more than ever, we're short of workers. We have a
Speaker 1: population that is not reproducing it on its own with
Speaker 1: the same level that it used to. The only way
Speaker 1: we're going to have a great future in America is
Speaker 1: if we welcome and embrace immigrants, the Dreamers and all
Speaker 1: of them, because our ultimate goal is to help the Dreamers,
Speaker 1: but get a path to citizenship for all eleven million
Speaker 1: or however many undocumented there are here. I hope I'm wrong.
Speaker 1: I hope I'm wrong. But Chris might want to write
Speaker 1: this one down. Oh, I don't even want to say it.
Speaker 1: It's not hard to envision Republicans in the Senate working
Speaker 1: with Democrats to pass amnesty. And the reason I say
Speaker 1: it is this. Look, look, the Rock Solids, you're not
Speaker 1: gonna have to stress about Ran Paul ain't gonna do it.
Speaker 1: Ted Cruz ain't gonna do it. The Hollies of the world,
Speaker 1: the Tom Cottons, that those guys are not going to
Speaker 1: do it. But when the numbers are what they are,
Speaker 1: how many defections do you need? Do I need to
Speaker 1: remind you that in the wake of a mass shooting,
Speaker 1: when the communists were trying to make it all about
Speaker 1: guns so they could disarm you, which will eventually give
Speaker 1: them the freedom to hurt you, Mitch McConnell led the
Speaker 1: charge to have fifteen of them vote to take away
Speaker 1: your gun? Right? Who is you know? I have too
Speaker 1: amatable point person on our side to see if we
Speaker 1: can come to an outcome after these horrible school shootings,
Speaker 1: and his teammates indicated, as you have reported, are coming
Speaker 1: together kind of behind the framework, which hopefully can be
Speaker 1: turned into legislative language and passed. For myself, I'm comfortable
Speaker 1: with the flramework, and if the legislation ends up reflecting
Speaker 1: what the framework indicates, I'll be supportive. M Now tell
Speaker 1: me again why I'm supposed to be upset that we
Speaker 1: don't have the Senate This is what we do every time? Well,
Speaker 1: why am I supposed to be upset that that guy's
Speaker 1: not Senate majority leader? And this is what disheartens people
Speaker 1: all r Let's get to some emails. Who I'm going
Speaker 1: to get to so many of these shut up, Chris,
Speaker 1: I am tonight Jesse. Republicans who take constant pot shots
Speaker 1: at President Trump would do well to hold their fire.
Speaker 1: And by the way, the subject of this email said,
Speaker 1: Donald Trump transcends politics and just about everything else. And
Speaker 1: he goes on to say if they don't and one
Speaker 1: of them gets the nomination, they forget can forget winning
Speaker 1: the presidency this time around, tens of millions of Americans
Speaker 1: will sit out the election rather than vote for someone
Speaker 1: who attacks the man, and he puts it in capital
Speaker 1: letters as well. They should. Without djt's extraordinary efforts, the
Speaker 1: erosions of our freedoms will be far beyond the point
Speaker 1: we find ourselves in today. That Hillary one, so on,
Speaker 1: so on and so forth. So one of them, you
Speaker 1: just go, you get the idea. Okay, let's let's put
Speaker 1: some idea to bed right now. The idea that if
Speaker 1: it's not Trump, I'm not voting, or if it's not
Speaker 1: heavy d I'm not voting. Brother, I've said that too.
Speaker 1: This is what whenever you get involved in a Republican primary,
Speaker 1: it doesn't matter what the primary is, by the way,
Speaker 1: it can be Congress, Senate, president, what you will hear
Speaker 1: from every single well not every single every candidate will
Speaker 1: have a group of supporters who say this. And I
Speaker 1: know because I have personally been that guy. Back in
Speaker 1: twenty sixteen, I was on team Cruise. I thought he
Speaker 1: was the most conservative, and I thought Donald Trump would
Speaker 1: be a total lefty. I was like, he's a New
Speaker 1: York Democrat. It's gonna be a total lefty. And I
Speaker 1: thought Trump sucked in the primary, and so I was
Speaker 1: all on team Cruise, and I get in fact, I
Speaker 1: think I remember saying it. But if I even if
Speaker 1: I don't remember, I guarantee I did say at some
Speaker 1: point in time, I'll never vote for Donald Trump in
Speaker 1: the general. If it's not Cruise, I'm not voting for Trump.
Speaker 1: Guess what I did when Donald Trump went up against
Speaker 1: Taylory Clinton. I went right down to the voting booth
Speaker 1: and boop hammered that Donald Trump button. And then he
Speaker 1: ended up being way better than I thought he was
Speaker 1: gonna be anyway, by the grace of God. But stop
Speaker 1: saying that to me. I know we do it. It's
Speaker 1: human nature because I've said it too, So I'm not
Speaker 1: talking down to you. I'm really not. It's human nature.
Speaker 1: If it's not, the millions of them will sit out. No,
Speaker 1: you'll sit out. No. Every candidate has a very very
Speaker 1: tiny group of hardcorees who actually will, but people don't
Speaker 1: ever follow through with that. In mass again, I want
Speaker 1: to point you back to twenty sixteen, one of the
Speaker 1: nastiest primaries ever. Everyone rallied and voted for Donald Trump,
Speaker 1: and he became president. When it was over, stop saying
Speaker 1: that to me. Yes you will, yes you will. Well
Speaker 1: maybe you personally won't, but other there won't be enough
Speaker 1: of you. That's the where it goes. Now. I know
Speaker 1: what you're sitting there thinking, Jesse, you're my hero, And
Speaker 1: obviously that's true. I know that, I know that that's true.
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Speaker 1: the parking lot and instead of getting to your car,
Speaker 1: you encounter a violent human being who's only ever known
Speaker 1: violence his whole life, and he wants to do you harm.
Speaker 1: Instead of dying there in the parking lot, he will
Speaker 1: be the one dying of pain as he lays there
Speaker 1: on the ground. You will be in your car driving home,
Speaker 1: calling the police with your adrenaline pumping. Buy a hero
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Speaker 1: It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Wednesday, on
Speaker 1: a hump day. We're getting through this week. Ivanka, she
Speaker 1: skipped Trump's campaign announcement, said she's done with politics. Oh
Speaker 1: please Lord, let this be true. Please let it be true.
Speaker 1: Because if Ivanka's done, then hopefully that slimy snake of
Speaker 1: a husband of hers, Jared Kushner's done, and maybe Donald
Speaker 1: Trump will get actually good advice this time instead of
Speaker 1: the horrible advice Jared Kushner gave him for four years.
Speaker 1: Member multiple Trump people, insiders, Navarro, Bannon, all of them,
Speaker 1: they've come up, come out publicly multiple times and said
Speaker 1: how much Jared Kushner hurt Trump because because Ivanka's a
Speaker 1: New York Democrat, Kushner's a New York Democrat, and they
Speaker 1: spend every waking moment in Washington. From what I understand
Speaker 1: from Trump's people, yanking him to the left, over and
Speaker 1: over and over again, yanking him to the left, yanking
Speaker 1: him to the left. Says she's not going, she wants
Speaker 1: to get out of politics. I suspect there's more to
Speaker 1: it than that. Call me crazy. I suspect it's this.
Speaker 1: It's a New York Democrat, they're Trumps. That's high society
Speaker 1: in New York, baby rich New York to Trump got
Speaker 1: his name everywhere. I suspect, on top of the children thing,
Speaker 1: she and Jared want to get back into the whole
Speaker 1: New York socialite scene, you know, fancy parties, mini crab cakes,
Speaker 1: things like that. You can't do that if you're in
Speaker 1: any way still attached to Donald Trump publicly. Remember, Donald
Speaker 1: Trump can't even find a law firm that will willingly well,
Speaker 1: like a big time law firm that will willingly represent him.
Speaker 1: It's crazy, the level of cancelation out there for anything
Speaker 1: that has to do with Trump. It's nuts. But anyway, look,
Speaker 1: take this as a good thing. If you're a Trump fan,
Speaker 1: take that it's a good thing. More email, roundup stuff,
Speaker 1: Chris Jesse. I routinely listen to you the morning after
Speaker 1: via Spotify. By the way, if you miss any part
Speaker 1: of the show live, you can catch the whole thing.
Speaker 1: They podcast a whole show on iHeart, Google, Spotify, and iTunes.
Speaker 1: I was just listening to your November fifteenth episode titled
Speaker 1: The Overton Window, where you explain what's going on regarding
Speaker 1: illegal immigration in New York, and then for some providential reason,
Speaker 1: you begin to wax poetic about your mustache baiting. I
Speaker 1: saw a parallel. America is the mustache. If we allow
Speaker 1: people to illegally saturate our great nation, the rest of
Speaker 1: the facial hair grows in and the mustache ceases to
Speaker 1: be a mustache. It becomes a beard. America isn't a beard,
Speaker 1: It's a mustache. Not sure if you meant to do that,
Speaker 1: but what a great subconscious connection you made. Bravo, good sir,
Speaker 1: you can use my name. Of course, I'm meant to
Speaker 1: do that, Chris. Honestly, that's a brilliant analogy. So I
Speaker 1: will now take it from someone else, and as the showgun,
Speaker 1: I will take full possession of it, and like all
Speaker 1: great men, I will take all the credit for something
Speaker 1: I didn't do. So that's mine. Now, anyway, we might
Speaker 1: have World War three. We're still gathering information, but we
Speaker 1: have seen nothing that contradicts President Duda's preliminary assessment that
Speaker 1: this explosion was most likely the result of a Ukrainian
Speaker 1: air defense missile that unfortunately landed in Poland. And whatever
Speaker 1: the final conclusions may be, the world knows that Russia
Speaker 1: bears ultimate responsibility for this incident. I'm starting to get
Speaker 1: a little bit nervous. In case you're wondering. By the way,
Speaker 1: quick update on that. In case you're wondering what happened.
Speaker 1: The missile came from Ukraine. Now, Ukraine didn't intentionally fire
Speaker 1: a missile into Poland. Russia was doing a missile barrage
Speaker 1: at Ukraine and Ukraine was firing anti Russian missiles. Now,
Speaker 1: what we don't know is if Ukraine did this on purpose,
Speaker 1: because Zelinski is still out there today talking about how no, no, no,
Speaker 1: Russia fired it. But we have the trajectory they didn't fire.
Speaker 1: We know they didn't fire it, so he continued, used
Speaker 1: to prompt this thing on. I just this whole thing
Speaker 1: is really really gross, and I'll be honest, it's making
Speaker 1: me a little bit nervous. It is. It is, all right.
Speaker 1: You know what else is making me nervous. There have
Speaker 1: been rumors around the Kelly household recently, just this. I'm
Speaker 1: hearing whispers, just whispers, that there may be an attempt
Speaker 1: at cooking sauerkraut in my home. You, Chris, don't start
Speaker 1: with me. Don't start with me. Everyone knows how wretched
Speaker 1: sauerkraut is. It should never be consumed, it should never
Speaker 1: be cooked. And if it is cooked, if you are
Speaker 1: one of these degenerates who eats sauerkraut, it certainly should
Speaker 1: not be cooked inside the home. In fact, I'm not
Speaker 1: big on laws. We probably do need some sort of
Speaker 1: a federal law demanding that sauerkraut only be cooked on
Speaker 1: an open fire at least five miles away from where
Speaker 1: anyone resides. That way, no one has to smell that
Speaker 1: wretched filth. So look, you've heard me talk about eating
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Speaker 1: All right, I just want to play this for you
Speaker 1: really briefly here, I don't know why I'm waiting for
Speaker 1: some students, some you know, twenty two year old young
Speaker 1: man to sue some prominent university because he got microdist
Speaker 1: because he's forced to take the vaccine. I don't see
Speaker 1: why the people that put those mandates in place shouldn't
Speaker 1: face the liability, even if Fiser doesn't face it. I
Speaker 1: think actually there's one. There's an irony which he said
Speaker 1: about about the healthcare worker mandate. A lot of nurses
Speaker 1: left the workforce because of the vaccine mandates, and now
Speaker 1: we're seeing shortages of healthcare staff. So what started out
Speaker 1: as a policy to preserve healthcare capacity is turned into
Speaker 1: a policy that has destroyed healthcare capacity. Wrap your mind
Speaker 1: around how insane it is that there is still there
Speaker 1: are any vaccine mandates still out there when we know
Speaker 1: now whether you think it works or doesn't work, we
Speaker 1: know it doesn't stop the spread. The only point of
Speaker 1: a mandate is if it stops the spread. Otherwise there's
Speaker 1: no reason to force everyone to take it. You take it, it,
Speaker 1: don't take it. We know that now, Yet the mandates remain.
Speaker 1: Why it's all about money. That and more emails hang on,
Speaker 1: it is the Jesse Kelly Show, and I just want
Speaker 1: to talk for a minute about crime syndicates. No, I'm
Speaker 1: not talking about the Mexican cartels, the Russian mob. I'm
Speaker 1: not talking about Italy. I'm not talking about New York's
Speaker 1: five Families. I want to talk about the pharmaceutical companies
Speaker 1: and their link with the US government. And I don't
Speaker 1: know why this is in bigger news for people. Remember
Speaker 1: the COVID quote vaccine, which it's not the COVID therapeutic.
Speaker 1: It is not something that will stop the spread of coronavirus.
Speaker 1: We know that now. In fact, it doesn't even slow
Speaker 1: it down. Even the CDC has had to admit that
Speaker 1: doesn't matter. Vaccinated not vaccinated. I don't care what choice
Speaker 1: you made at your call. You don't stop or slow
Speaker 1: the spread by whatever you do. We know that that
Speaker 1: is admitted by everybody. And yet for some reason, mandate
Speaker 1: after mandate after mandate after mandate still exists, including for
Speaker 1: the entire US military. Why, okay, well you know what,
Speaker 1: let's let's figure it out. Why let me see if
Speaker 1: I can figure it out here. Lobbying by industry to
Speaker 1: the federal government. Who what industry lobbies the most, spends
Speaker 1: the most amount of money. Oh wow, would you look
Speaker 1: at that? It is the pharmaceutical industry that lobbies. They
Speaker 1: give the most amount of money to candidates running for office. Man,
Speaker 1: that's crazy. Okay, So these see if I understand this right,
Speaker 1: the pharmaceutical companies they take millions and millions of dollars
Speaker 1: and they give them to political candidates. The political candidates
Speaker 1: get elected, and they in turn set policy that will
Speaker 1: mandate you, the American citizen, turn around and purchase a
Speaker 1: good from the pharmaceutical company. Huh. That sounds like a
Speaker 1: crime syndicate to me, and it sounds like you're the
Speaker 1: victim of it. No, I don't want to speak out
Speaker 1: a line, but can someone tell me why that's not
Speaker 1: a crime syndicate? That's a criminal syndicate. And this is
Speaker 1: why you will hear me say over and over and
Speaker 1: over again. I've said it in this show, and I'll
Speaker 1: say it a bunch. We focus always on the next
Speaker 1: election because it's our next chance to feel like we're
Speaker 1: doing something about it. Right, the midterms and it's twenty
Speaker 1: twenty four and all these things. Our problems are so
Speaker 1: much bigger than one more election. We just have we have.
Speaker 1: We have a mountain declimb the next election twenty twenty four.
Speaker 1: Don't get me wrong, it matters. It's not climbing to
Speaker 1: the top of the mountain. It's just getting a little
Speaker 1: bit higher than you are. Now, That's all there is
Speaker 1: to it. Men, you whisper while you were indeed correct.
Speaker 1: The Hamburger bun is the superior vehicle for the greatest
Speaker 1: side ever garlic bread. You are missing one critical piece onion.
Speaker 1: Hamburger buns, while completely unfit for the Jesse Kellyburger, do
Speaker 1: make a superior garlic bread. The point of the garlic
Speaker 1: bread is to soak up the left ever sauce from
Speaker 1: the meal. Onion is never a bad addition for the task.
Speaker 1: Surely a world famous author, journalist, and frontman with a
Speaker 1: midlife crisis car has the jingle for an extra pack
Speaker 1: of buns. Sometimes it's little things that make life brighter.
Speaker 1: Now I'm hungry, Let the bar eat, Let the bar
Speaker 1: eat well. My white trash roots, dictate this, my white
Speaker 1: trash roots. This is how we grew up. And I
Speaker 1: don't not one of these people who laments my childhood.
Speaker 1: I have wonderful parents, and I love how we grew up.
Speaker 1: But we're blue collar people. We're construction people. In my house,
Speaker 1: you made garlic bread out of whatever kind of bread
Speaker 1: happened to be kind of going stale at the time
Speaker 1: or was done. I've had garlic bread made from leftover bread,
Speaker 1: made from leftover English muffins. My preference was leftover hamburger buns.
Speaker 1: But I've had and I've made garlic bread from leftover
Speaker 1: hotdog bunds. If the bread's going bad, you don't waste
Speaker 1: the bread. Pull it out, slap some butter and some
Speaker 1: garlic pouty on there, and throw it in the broiler,
Speaker 1: and you got yourself some garlic bread. I will not now,
Speaker 1: nor will I ever be purchasing an extra pack of
Speaker 1: buns just to make garlic bread. And I don't want
Speaker 1: to sound like I'm in any way disparaging garlic bread.
Speaker 1: You know, I've told you garlic bread is like the
Speaker 1: greatest thing on earth. Garlic bread is the superior form
Speaker 1: of virtually everything. Garlic bread is better than bacon garlic breads. What, Chris,
Speaker 1: do I use fresh garlic? Yeah, the fresh onion powder
Speaker 1: or the fresh garlic powder that I get from the
Speaker 1: little shaker no, No, I don't use fresh garlic. The
Speaker 1: Kellys don't use fresh garlic. Okay, we use velvita and
Speaker 1: we do other white trash things, all right. I don't
Speaker 1: use fresh garlic. So I don't want anyone to think
Speaker 1: what I'm about to say is me putting down garlic bread.
Speaker 1: I would never do that. I would I'm mister garlic bread.
Speaker 1: All right. I will just say this. I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: go buy an extra pack of bread, especially with inflation
Speaker 1: being what it is. An extra pack of buns only
Speaker 1: to make garlic bread. That seems wasteful and ridiculous. Now
Speaker 1: that said, maybe in the future I should be purchasing
Speaker 1: extra buns, because they ended up getting to be a
Speaker 1: little bit of tension in the Kelly household this week.
Speaker 1: You see, the wife always goes to buyas the groceries
Speaker 1: as a woman should quit. Anyway, the wife goes to
Speaker 1: buy the groceries. She came home with a pack of buns,
Speaker 1: and there's eight buns in. There's eight buns. So clearly
Speaker 1: she's gonna be making sandwiches of some kind this week,
Speaker 1: Sloppy Joe's or something really high end like that. Well,
Speaker 1: I the other day it was I decided I wanted
Speaker 1: some steaks. I told you, we made some steaks. I
Speaker 1: wanted some garlic bread with steaks. And I like garlic
Speaker 1: bread a lot, and the boys like garlic bread a lot,
Speaker 1: especially when it's from Hamburger buns. So I took. I
Speaker 1: took a lot of the buns that she bought, and
Speaker 1: I made garlic bread with the buns. And then this morning,
Speaker 1: right right as I was even the house to come
Speaker 1: to work, she was looking for the buns and she
Speaker 1: didn't find as many as she wanted. And I know, Chris,
Speaker 1: she she seemed upset. I will tell you she seemed
Speaker 1: She's named a little bit upset. So there's look, there's
Speaker 1: nothing I can do about it, okay, garlic bread called
Speaker 1: to me. I had to answer, Jesse, I like your
Speaker 1: heart hitting on the gop lately? Are you serious about
Speaker 1: media ooker friedos? Have you ever looked up the difference
Speaker 1: between friedos and tortilla chips? You barbarian neophyte. Friedos are
Speaker 1: Charlatan extruded thick corn craps, while tortilla chips, including the
Speaker 1: magical doritos, are wedges of fried tortias. I will never
Speaker 1: support a person who supports Friedos. Unless it's in a
Speaker 1: Freedo Castle role, then we're talking. Keep keep I'm assuming
Speaker 1: he means keep going and don't get too arrogant. This
Speaker 1: name's Gavin. Um, don't you ever talk down to Fritos
Speaker 1: in my on my show again? All right, Jesse at
Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly show dot com. I'll be waiting for your apology, Gavin,
Speaker 1: what Chris, He's never had the glorious honey barbecue ones,
Speaker 1: the bunny honey barbecue ones are legitimate. Dude. Nothing touches
Speaker 1: a chili cheese friedo. Man, nothing touches a chili cheese Frito.
Speaker 1: It's almost It's almost perfection in a chip. If it
Speaker 1: wasn't for the size problem. It has a real size
Speaker 1: problem of them. You can't really dip it. If it
Speaker 1: wasn't for that, it would be the perfect chip. Salute you, Freedo.
Speaker 1: I yeah, yeah, yeah, I am Deefritounteo Eggie. I like
Speaker 1: Frito SCRUNCHYPS. I love him. Might do I want Printo
Speaker 1: scrunchy get them from you? I yea yeah, yeah, oh,
Speaker 1: I am Defrito. Give me Frito scrunchyps and I'll be
Speaker 1: your friend. Defrito bunty, though you must not apend munch
Speaker 1: munch munch ah. That's wonderful. Okay, all right, you know
Speaker 1: what's we talked about sheep earlier and hive mine thinking
Speaker 1: and how people plug into things and whatnot. And I
Speaker 1: woke up this morning feeling fine, that's just the song, Chris.
Speaker 1: You wouldn't understand. You're not musical like me. Anyway, I
Speaker 1: woke up this morning, I went to the New York Post.
Speaker 1: As I do, I go to many different places for
Speaker 1: the news. But I went to the New York Post
Speaker 1: and I saw this headline, and I cringed a little
Speaker 1: bit whytally, I cringed a lot. I thought, maybe it's
Speaker 1: worth looking into it. Remember the Devil's always in the details.
Speaker 1: And the headline was this why I'm hoping for another
Speaker 1: COVID lockdown. I was immediately scornful, as you can probably imagine,
Speaker 1: as you probably are now, but I decided to thumb
Speaker 1: through it a little bit, and I will tell you
Speaker 1: some of it I reject flat out. Some of it
Speaker 1: actually makes a couple good points. I'll explain it in
Speaker 1: a second. Hang, oh God on a him only side
Speaker 1: on me? Jesse Kelly don't listening to the Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 1: It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Don't worry, we still
Speaker 1: got another hour left. There's so much more me you
Speaker 1: get to have in your life. Now that's address the
Speaker 1: real quick I saw tom FTX. I'm not going to
Speaker 1: go into the whole boring cryptocurrency FTX stuff again because
Speaker 1: it's so dagon confusing. My eyes glaze over, so your
Speaker 1: eyes probably glaze over. But they did get a bunch
Speaker 1: of celebrities to endorse FTX, Tom Brady, Steph Curry, these people,
Speaker 1: and now I just saw those guys are getting sued.
Speaker 1: You may wonder why I don't ever do financial advertisements
Speaker 1: on the show. Let me explain. We are so unbelievably
Speaker 1: blessed that the show has done so well that I
Speaker 1: have complete freedom to say no. So the second we
Speaker 1: get a request for those types of things, and we
Speaker 1: do all the time. Me Chris Michael, we immediately start
Speaker 1: digging into anything, no matter what it is, We start
Speaker 1: digging into all of it. Is it legit? Who are
Speaker 1: these people? Is it a scam? But there is one
Speaker 1: thing that I never even consider. You will never ever,
Speaker 1: ever ever ever hear me do an endor spent on
Speaker 1: the radio of any kind for big financial investments in
Speaker 1: things like that, Like I'm not talking about gold in
Speaker 1: your Hands. I'm talking about the sign up to buy
Speaker 1: bitcoin today, sign up for this lending institution today, sign
Speaker 1: up for that. And I'm not insulting those industries. I'm
Speaker 1: really genuinely not. I simply won't do it for this reason. One,
Speaker 1: we're blessed enough we don't have to. Two. If I
Speaker 1: told you to go, hey, go invest with my buddy Bill,
Speaker 1: and then he turned out to be a scammer or
Speaker 1: an idiot or something like that, and I got even
Speaker 1: one email saying, Jesse, I lost it all. You told
Speaker 1: me to buy this, dude, I don't know that I'd
Speaker 1: be able to keep doing radio that I would feel
Speaker 1: so guilty about that. I love that you send me
Speaker 1: all these emails, email after email after email about how
Speaker 1: much you love the stuff we talk about because we
Speaker 1: take the time to look into everything, We take a
Speaker 1: lot of pride and only talking about cool and awesome
Speaker 1: products and services for you. Now, you you may say, well,
Speaker 1: what about gold. Gold's never going to lose its value.
Speaker 1: Gold in your Hands is never going to get you bankrupt.
Speaker 1: Val never in a million years get you safe. But
Speaker 1: in case you're one in why I don't, And I'm
Speaker 1: not judging those that doo, I'm really not. This exact
Speaker 1: reason is why I didn't. If I had to go,
Speaker 1: I don't even know what FTX is. But if they'd
Speaker 1: come to the show they didn't. But if they come
Speaker 1: to the show and said, Jesse, would you would you
Speaker 1: sign up? And I said, yeah, absolutely, And I came
Speaker 1: out here every night, go FTX, invest all your money.
Speaker 1: And I showed up to work today and Chris handed
Speaker 1: me a stack of emails of tell me that they
Speaker 1: have to go back to work. They can't stay retired
Speaker 1: now because they lost it all. Dude, I don't. I
Speaker 1: don't think I could keep going it would. It would
Speaker 1: devastate me. I could never do it. That's just a
Speaker 1: little side note on why I don't do that. Now,
Speaker 1: let's dig into this why I'm hoping for another COVID lockdown.
Speaker 1: The guy or lady I think it's a lady goes
Speaker 1: right off and says, hey, I don't want another lockdown
Speaker 1: or COVID or whatnot, but goes into reasons and I
Speaker 1: agree with some and very much disagree with others. First
Speaker 1: reason working from home was the best? Was it? Now?
Speaker 1: Don't get me wrong. Maybe you do work from home still,
Speaker 1: maybe you have a job. There are so many tech
Speaker 1: jobs out there now where they basically tell you to
Speaker 1: work from home. They don't want to pay for the
Speaker 1: office space. And that's smart and I get it. I'm
Speaker 1: not judging whatever. That's fine, But were you better? Were
Speaker 1: you better when you work from home? Is the American
Speaker 1: economy better now that we have trained for two years
Speaker 1: an entire generation Americans that they can either get up,
Speaker 1: take a shower, or go to work and get into
Speaker 1: work mindset, or just throw on the jammie's in a
Speaker 1: dress shirt and do zoom calls all day. I would
Speaker 1: argue that it's unquantifiable, but I would argue that our
Speaker 1: economy is much weaker because of the work from home movement. Now.
Speaker 1: I don't think we're ever going back because two things,
Speaker 1: employers and employees each found out something during that Employees
Speaker 1: found out it's more laid back to work from home.
Speaker 1: I enjoy not fighting traffic, and that's understandable. I'm not
Speaker 1: judging you if that's your situation. Employers, employers found out
Speaker 1: I don't have to pay for overhead. And remember this.
Speaker 1: Maybe you're a young entrepreneur right now. Maybe you're a plumber,
Speaker 1: maybe you're an h back or something like that, and
Speaker 1: you've been doing it for a little while. You figured
Speaker 1: out the layland. You know what you're doing. Maybe you're
Speaker 1: thinking to yourself, Hey, I'm gonna start my own business.
Speaker 1: Do it one, take the big risk. Okay, this is
Speaker 1: me always telling you. I'll always tell you take the
Speaker 1: big race, take the big chance. But hear me out,
Speaker 1: small business owners. I learned this lesson from my pop
Speaker 1: because remember he started his construction business about the time
Speaker 1: I was moving out. I was eighteen or nineteen. He
Speaker 1: started a construction business. Overhead is what kills you, man,
Speaker 1: because you start a business and whatever you do, I'm crocheting,
Speaker 1: I'm a plumber, I'm starting a law office. What's one
Speaker 1: of the first things you want to do? Everybody, this
Speaker 1: is universal. What do you want to do? Oh, guys,
Speaker 1: you know what we need? Gotta have an office. Got
Speaker 1: Kelly's plumbing. We'll wrangle that turd. That's that's that's you want.
Speaker 1: You want the office, and you want the gold plated
Speaker 1: sign right the business cards because it feels good. It's
Speaker 1: my business, it's my area. Let's just go buy a truck,
Speaker 1: work out of your house. We'll always watch the overhead,
Speaker 1: all right, always watch the overhead. By the way, I
Speaker 1: talked to you. I've brought up before Biloxi shrimp on
Speaker 1: the show. I had a chance to sit down with them,
Speaker 1: and I was actually peppering them a little bit about,
Speaker 1: Oh I love them, by the way, but I was
Speaker 1: peppering them about how do you keep your prices low?
Speaker 1: Remember when COVID nineteen hit him, they locked everyone down. Biloxi.
Speaker 1: They sell their shrimp to all kinds of restaurant chains.
Speaker 1: The restaurants that want American shrimp and the freshest shrimp.
Speaker 1: Shrimp they all go to Biloxi because their their shrimp
Speaker 1: comes out of the Mississippi Golf. Well, what they did
Speaker 1: during COVID nineteen was they knew people were shutting at
Speaker 1: home and it was bad. They started, I love this.
Speaker 1: There were lines around the building. They started selling shrimp
Speaker 1: to people, to you, to me out of their store
Speaker 1: for the same wholesale prices. They were selling it to
Speaker 1: the restaurants too. That's freaking cool, right, That's just that's
Speaker 1: just smart business. One that's taking care of your community too,
Speaker 1: And that's what I love. And they were talking to
Speaker 1: me about too, like, hey, you've got to understand. You
Speaker 1: got to you gotta run your business the right way.
Speaker 1: You treat people right, but you keep the overhead down.
Speaker 1: In the end, your customer gets a better product for
Speaker 1: a lower price, and it wins for everybody. It's just
Speaker 1: it's smart anyway. Look, if you want to thank them
Speaker 1: for that, I love. I love hearing about businesses that
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Speaker 1: going down this list real quick before I get back
Speaker 1: to the emails. I was fitter than ever. This is
Speaker 1: the one I do like. I think I think we all,
Speaker 1: probably most definitely myself included, could probably use a little
Speaker 1: bit more physical fitness. And I'll tell you what our
Speaker 1: survivalist prepper Jim Cobb, who came on the show last night,
Speaker 1: what he said really hit home for me, and I've
Speaker 1: tried to drive this home to you too, about a
Speaker 1: great way to make sure you're ready for whatever's coming
Speaker 1: of a session, a freaking great depression at World War three,
Speaker 1: the end of America, I mean, a zombie apocalypse. We
Speaker 1: don't know, You don't know, I don't know. We all
Speaker 1: have to take better care of ourselves. I'm including myself,
Speaker 1: and that believe me all the way. I'm embarrassed to
Speaker 1: say I had a protein shake in a protein bar
Speaker 1: as a snack at the office instead of the pizza
Speaker 1: rolls and oatmeal cream bis I really wanted to have.
Speaker 1: We all have to make little improvements, did we not? All?
Speaker 1: Right now, I'm churning in burning through these emails, but
Speaker 1: I don't think I'm on pace for the twenty I promise.
Speaker 1: So we're going to talk about mail in voting and
Speaker 1: what we need to do, and then we are going
Speaker 1: to chop away at email after email after email. Chris
Speaker 1: is going to be so blown away and impressed by
Speaker 1: all the emails. I'm about to get to. He's gonna
Speaker 1: worship me more than he already does right now, hang
Speaker 1: on for that. It's so hard to keep the smile
Speaker 1: from my face.