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Speaker 1: Morning Show. That's us, Yes, hello, let me check my label. Yes,

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Speaker 1: favorite day of the week. January nineteenth. Yes, how do

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Speaker 1: good morning, Danielle, Hi, Gandhi, Hi Froggy. How are you

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Speaker 1: feeling today? I'm doing great? What about you? Nate is

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Speaker 1: here in line for Hi. Rachel, Welcome to Thursday, our

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Speaker 1: Nothing is the best answer? Ever? Is it great to

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Speaker 1: lot of people forget why because it's Froggy's Food News day. Yes,

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Speaker 1: So today she's wearing her Scranton the Electric City sweatshirt.

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Speaker 1: about it. Now, this is like fifteen years ago. Did

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Speaker 1: you dissolve the relationship? Was that it? I did? I

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Speaker 1: finished my song. It took my my happy butt home

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Speaker 1: one of the hockey players. Anyway, Oh my god, the window. No,

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Speaker 1: I don't know. Rebecca has become my hero. Rebecca. Yeah, yeah,

425
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Speaker 1: he took your tickets. That's that would make me, maddie. Rebecca,

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Speaker 1: thank you. You have a great day, and thanks for

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Speaker 1: listening to us. You're welcome. Oh my goodness. I love

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Speaker 1: Morning Show, So Shakira is out of town doing Shakira stuff,

436
00:22:47,240 --> 00:22:51,480
Speaker 1: and then her boyfriend still at their home and his

437
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Speaker 1: girlfriend is sleeping in Shakira's bed and ate her. Jamn

438
00:22:56,560 --> 00:22:59,280
Speaker 1: cool and Darcy, I know, and Shakira knows. No one

439
00:22:59,280 --> 00:23:03,440
Speaker 1: in the house likes am and it's gone. Yep, that's

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00:23:03,440 --> 00:23:06,600
Speaker 1: how he was caught. And after we have a couple

441
00:23:06,640 --> 00:23:08,200
Speaker 1: of calls here, I'm gonna tell you how I was

442
00:23:08,240 --> 00:23:10,360
Speaker 1: caught cheating. Do you want to hear my story? Yeah? Oh,

443
00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:17,119
Speaker 1: I was caught. Good morning, Rebecca. How are you hi? Oh? Hello,

444
00:23:17,280 --> 00:23:22,320
Speaker 1: So you found out your boyfriend was cheating? How so?

445
00:23:22,600 --> 00:23:27,680
Speaker 1: I had suspicions, but I started snooping through his Benmo

446
00:23:27,840 --> 00:23:32,040
Speaker 1: account and I saw that he sent this girl a

447
00:23:32,200 --> 00:23:35,400
Speaker 1: hundred dollars and you know how on demo you can

448
00:23:35,560 --> 00:23:39,000
Speaker 1: leave a note. The note said happy birthday, I love you,

449
00:23:39,760 --> 00:23:43,439
Speaker 1: and yeah, there are also a couple of other things

450
00:23:43,440 --> 00:23:47,159
Speaker 1: that he had sent saying sending her money, saying like

451
00:23:47,280 --> 00:23:52,000
Speaker 1: dinner on me, babe. Yeah. And the date when he

452
00:23:52,119 --> 00:23:55,920
Speaker 1: sent her the birthday money him and I had actually

453
00:23:55,960 --> 00:24:05,720
Speaker 1: been on vacation celebrating Valentheim Day. Oh what an ass h?

454
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Speaker 1: Can we see? S h whole? I said it, you

455
00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:13,280
Speaker 1: know what I know? But what a weird relationship? You know?

456
00:24:13,320 --> 00:24:15,200
Speaker 1: I really have this girl I love on the side.

457
00:24:15,200 --> 00:24:19,120
Speaker 1: I'm sending her Venmo money. What what kind of think?

458
00:24:19,200 --> 00:24:22,760
Speaker 1: I think that's a life of the side chick. Yeah money, Yeah,

459
00:24:22,960 --> 00:24:26,000
Speaker 1: you're I'm spending Valentine's Day with my girlfriend, so I'm

460
00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:28,960
Speaker 1: gonna send you money so that you're not as upset

461
00:24:29,440 --> 00:24:31,560
Speaker 1: and you still think I care. Oh God, I'm so

462
00:24:31,640 --> 00:24:36,639
Speaker 1: glad you're You're no longer with this guy, right, Rebecca, No, no, no,

463
00:24:36,760 --> 00:24:43,119
Speaker 1: I replaced him with a puppy. That was a good choice,

464
00:24:43,200 --> 00:24:47,000
Speaker 1: absolutely no. Puppies won't do you wrong. Puppies will not

465
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Speaker 1: do your wrong. Rebecca. Thank you, And I'm glad that

466
00:24:49,200 --> 00:24:52,119
Speaker 1: you had that. You had that sense right where there's smoked,

467
00:24:52,119 --> 00:24:55,880
Speaker 1: there's fire, you had that that that intuition. It's so important,

468
00:24:55,920 --> 00:24:58,879
Speaker 1: and sometimes it can that intuition can make his paranoid crazy.

469
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Speaker 1: But but you followed through and you found out. All right, Rebecca,

470
00:25:01,880 --> 00:25:03,320
Speaker 1: I'm glad you moved out. What kind of puppy did

471
00:25:03,359 --> 00:25:07,080
Speaker 1: you get, by the way, that's the important story. A

472
00:25:07,200 --> 00:25:10,119
Speaker 1: really cute one. I don't know exactly the breed because

473
00:25:10,119 --> 00:25:13,160
Speaker 1: she's a mix of multiple things. Lovely, looks a little

474
00:25:13,359 --> 00:25:17,200
Speaker 1: fit as like a husky and a and I'm not sure,

475
00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:21,560
Speaker 1: but so much better than than than the old boy. Yeah,

476
00:25:21,600 --> 00:25:23,760
Speaker 1: I know you did a great job, Rebecca, and I

477
00:25:23,880 --> 00:25:25,840
Speaker 1: love that you're listening to us, and thank you for listening.

478
00:25:25,880 --> 00:25:28,000
Speaker 1: Thank you so much. All right, Tiffany, Tiffany, you've been

479
00:25:28,040 --> 00:25:29,639
Speaker 1: on hold for a while. Thank you for your patience.

480
00:25:29,680 --> 00:25:33,400
Speaker 1: How are you in a good mood? Hi? Good morning. Yes,

481
00:25:33,480 --> 00:25:35,720
Speaker 1: I am so excited, punt you guys. Well, I'm excited

482
00:25:35,760 --> 00:25:37,720
Speaker 1: to hear your story. So I'm about to tell you

483
00:25:37,760 --> 00:25:39,560
Speaker 1: how I was caught cheating in a second, but you go,

484
00:25:39,960 --> 00:25:42,159
Speaker 1: you go first. You found out he was cheating how

485
00:25:44,359 --> 00:25:47,520
Speaker 1: an unusual way. Well, he was away for the weekend. Um,

486
00:25:47,600 --> 00:25:49,840
Speaker 1: I guess with a mistress. This was back in two

487
00:25:49,840 --> 00:25:53,119
Speaker 1: thousand and nine, and he called me to say he

488
00:25:53,160 --> 00:25:55,359
Speaker 1: was on his way home. And then I gave the

489
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Speaker 1: phone to my son and they were talking, and then

490
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Speaker 1: I thought the conversation was over. Um, well he comes

491
00:26:01,359 --> 00:26:04,520
Speaker 1: because mommy Daddy's still on the phone. But uh, he

492
00:26:04,600 --> 00:26:06,639
Speaker 1: can't hear me for some reason. So I don't know

493
00:26:06,680 --> 00:26:08,760
Speaker 1: what he did on his end because he was driving

494
00:26:08,800 --> 00:26:11,320
Speaker 1: home and he was on the phone. But somehow he

495
00:26:11,400 --> 00:26:14,639
Speaker 1: created like a like a three way call, and he

496
00:26:14,680 --> 00:26:17,560
Speaker 1: didn't realize it. So when I got back on the phone,

497
00:26:17,880 --> 00:26:21,200
Speaker 1: I hear him talking with someone, and I hear the

498
00:26:21,520 --> 00:26:24,919
Speaker 1: entire conversation. He's on the phone with the mistress and

499
00:26:24,960 --> 00:26:29,159
Speaker 1: they're talking about their weekend and they're like reminiscing about

500
00:26:29,200 --> 00:26:33,000
Speaker 1: everything that they did together and all like the sexual detail.

501
00:26:33,160 --> 00:26:37,520
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm listening to this conversation. I'm sitting

502
00:26:37,560 --> 00:26:41,360
Speaker 1: here quietly on the phone hearing everything that they did

503
00:26:42,560 --> 00:26:45,359
Speaker 1: over their weekend. No, no, no, he was like a

504
00:26:45,520 --> 00:26:49,000
Speaker 1: thirty minute conversation. Oh wait, oh wait, you were there

505
00:26:49,040 --> 00:26:52,040
Speaker 1: for every minute of the thirty minutes. Hang up. I

506
00:26:52,119 --> 00:26:55,080
Speaker 1: did not interrupt. I wanted to hear everything, and you

507
00:26:55,119 --> 00:26:57,600
Speaker 1: need to hear you never said anything you never like

508
00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:02,679
Speaker 1: by well afterwards, Yeah, but I want while the conversation

509
00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:06,280
Speaker 1: was going on nice and quiet, will you married to

510
00:27:06,359 --> 00:27:12,160
Speaker 1: this guy? Yes? He was my husband and not anymore. Well,

511
00:27:12,280 --> 00:27:15,160
Speaker 1: I like the previous choler, I went out and adopted

512
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Speaker 1: a dog. Leaving it over. The humane Society of America

513
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Speaker 1: is like praying we all start cheating on everyone so

514
00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:26,160
Speaker 1: the more dogs will be adopted. All right, Thank you, Tiffany,

515
00:27:26,240 --> 00:27:28,080
Speaker 1: And I'm glad that you found out in your living

516
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Speaker 1: a better life. That's that's true, right alutely. I like

517
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Speaker 1: that fabulous life about him. Have a great day. Okay,

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Speaker 1: thanks for holding on you as well. Thank you. I've

519
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Speaker 1: got to take a break, but coming up, I'll tell

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Speaker 1: In the morning show, it is Thursday, our favorite day

530
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Speaker 1: of the week. It's food news Thursday, Froggy, can you

531
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Speaker 1: give us a hint what your food news is about? Today?

532
00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:23,639
Speaker 1: Can we ruin your countdown? I will not let you

533
00:28:23,680 --> 00:28:25,640
Speaker 1: ruin my countdown, but I will tell you cookies will

534
00:28:25,640 --> 00:28:28,479
Speaker 1: be involved. And also, today is national popcorn day. Oh

535
00:28:28,720 --> 00:28:30,640
Speaker 1: it is, you know what? And Gandhi and I were

536
00:28:30,680 --> 00:28:34,000
Speaker 1: having a conversation about popcorn earlier. Yeah, we both agreed.

537
00:28:34,080 --> 00:28:38,360
Speaker 1: We wish we liked popcorn. I wish it's okay, it's

538
00:28:38,360 --> 00:28:40,080
Speaker 1: always it's it's like one of those foods you have

539
00:28:40,120 --> 00:28:42,040
Speaker 1: to struggle to eat because it always gets stuck in

540
00:28:42,080 --> 00:28:44,680
Speaker 1: a tooth. And then I'm like, this became far less enjoyable.

541
00:28:44,960 --> 00:28:48,280
Speaker 1: What about kettle corn? No, here's the thing about popcorn

542
00:28:48,360 --> 00:28:51,840
Speaker 1: or kettle corn. I'm like, but once I start, I'll

543
00:28:51,840 --> 00:28:54,520
Speaker 1: eat the whole freaking thing. Yeah. Well, it's really a

544
00:28:54,600 --> 00:28:56,600
Speaker 1: vehicle to whatever you put on it, because it doesn't

545
00:28:56,600 --> 00:28:58,880
Speaker 1: actually taste like anything. So maybe I just like the

546
00:28:58,920 --> 00:29:03,760
Speaker 1: butter and then I'll eat the popcorn and I when's

547
00:29:03,760 --> 00:29:05,400
Speaker 1: the last time you did the popcorn track at the

548
00:29:05,400 --> 00:29:08,440
Speaker 1: movie theater in the bottom room? You've never done that?

549
00:29:08,480 --> 00:29:11,280
Speaker 1: I have? It's really fun. I'm sorry? Are we on?

550
00:29:11,880 --> 00:29:14,640
Speaker 1: Which leads me to my next conversation. What trompe Nate

551
00:29:14,640 --> 00:29:18,240
Speaker 1: has totally his owned out? Is your stroke kicking in? No?

552
00:29:18,240 --> 00:29:20,040
Speaker 1: Not really. I looked down and he's like just looking

553
00:29:20,200 --> 00:29:22,560
Speaker 1: like into space. Are you okay? I'm reading facts about

554
00:29:22,600 --> 00:29:25,640
Speaker 1: popcorn right now. But I'm interested. How fun? What a day?

555
00:29:25,640 --> 00:29:29,320
Speaker 1: You're heaving? Oh? Stop it? Uh okay. So, which leads

556
00:29:29,360 --> 00:29:33,920
Speaker 1: me to how I got busted cheating. Lived in a

557
00:29:33,960 --> 00:29:37,360
Speaker 1: doorman building with my boyfriend. Right. My boyfriend had to

558
00:29:37,400 --> 00:29:40,080
Speaker 1: spend a couple of days out of town, and so

559
00:29:41,600 --> 00:29:43,800
Speaker 1: that was like a so Saturday night I went out

560
00:29:43,800 --> 00:29:47,880
Speaker 1: with someone and we got a hotel room down to

561
00:29:48,160 --> 00:29:50,520
Speaker 1: boump Out, so we had we had a night dinner,

562
00:29:50,560 --> 00:29:53,680
Speaker 1: you know, great night whatever. So I get home early

563
00:29:53,720 --> 00:29:58,280
Speaker 1: Sunday morning, and then my boyfriend returns home and then

564
00:29:58,320 --> 00:30:00,400
Speaker 1: we're going downstairs to get brunch or whatever, and the

565
00:30:00,480 --> 00:30:05,960
Speaker 1: doorman says, Saul, you never came home last night. Oh hell,

566
00:30:06,280 --> 00:30:10,320
Speaker 1: I said, what, you never showed up last night? I said, well, yeah,

567
00:30:10,320 --> 00:30:13,680
Speaker 1: I did. I came. What are you talking about? I

568
00:30:13,760 --> 00:30:18,840
Speaker 1: was a crooking all night. You never came home, right

569
00:30:18,920 --> 00:30:21,880
Speaker 1: in front of my boyfriend. And I said, well, I

570
00:30:21,920 --> 00:30:24,240
Speaker 1: did come home ahead to use my key because obviously

571
00:30:24,240 --> 00:30:26,000
Speaker 1: you had gone to the bathroom to take a crap

572
00:30:26,080 --> 00:30:31,880
Speaker 1: or something. Did not take crap? You did not. And

573
00:30:32,360 --> 00:30:34,880
Speaker 1: I'm looking at him like, shut the f up. My

574
00:30:34,920 --> 00:30:40,000
Speaker 1: boyfriend's right, you idiot, what an idiot. Wow, they trained

575
00:30:40,080 --> 00:30:42,920
Speaker 1: not to say those things. Well, I don't, obviously not.

576
00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:47,600
Speaker 1: But guess crew didn't get a Christmas tip yea. But yeah,

577
00:30:47,600 --> 00:30:49,880
Speaker 1: So later on at brunch, you know, I get the question,

578
00:30:49,960 --> 00:30:52,600
Speaker 1: so did you were you last night? I was home.

579
00:30:52,680 --> 00:30:54,520
Speaker 1: I said, he's full of he's full of it, and

580
00:30:54,560 --> 00:30:57,640
Speaker 1: I just blatantly lied, Wow until you die. And we

581
00:30:57,680 --> 00:31:00,320
Speaker 1: never talked about it again. We're no longer again, but

582
00:31:00,360 --> 00:31:04,320
Speaker 1: that's okay. And so, but I was busted. But did

583
00:31:04,320 --> 00:31:07,480
Speaker 1: you ever have a side conversation with the doorman later? Like, dude, Yeah,

584
00:31:07,480 --> 00:31:09,360
Speaker 1: what are you doing? I said, I was. I said

585
00:31:09,360 --> 00:31:11,840
Speaker 1: I was staring. I said there were laser beams coming

586
00:31:11,840 --> 00:31:13,480
Speaker 1: out of my eyes. I was boring a hole in

587
00:31:13,520 --> 00:31:18,240
Speaker 1: your breaking ahead. Oh my gosh, I mean, you know what,

588
00:31:18,240 --> 00:31:21,280
Speaker 1: You're awful. I hate you anyway out of that, I

589
00:31:21,360 --> 00:31:24,120
Speaker 1: got busted in college. But how I don't think the

590
00:31:24,160 --> 00:31:26,080
Speaker 1: same thing I covered like that, So I don't know.

591
00:31:26,280 --> 00:31:28,840
Speaker 1: So I was in the bathroom. We all had our

592
00:31:28,840 --> 00:31:31,160
Speaker 1: stage makeup on, and I was in the bathroom. One

593
00:31:31,160 --> 00:31:33,080
Speaker 1: of the other guys that I had been hanging out

594
00:31:33,080 --> 00:31:35,760
Speaker 1: with we were started making out in the bathroom and

595
00:31:36,320 --> 00:31:39,280
Speaker 1: he made out with someone in drama class. He was strange. Oh,

596
00:31:39,320 --> 00:31:41,040
Speaker 1: yes he was. There was a lot of strange ones

597
00:31:41,640 --> 00:31:45,240
Speaker 1: Saint John University. And then, um, the guy that I

598
00:31:45,280 --> 00:31:47,920
Speaker 1: was actually dating came in the bathroom and we had

599
00:31:48,040 --> 00:31:52,040
Speaker 1: lipstick smeared all over our mouths, And of course right

600
00:31:52,040 --> 00:31:55,040
Speaker 1: away I'm like, yeah, we're just taking our makeup off

601
00:31:55,040 --> 00:31:58,760
Speaker 1: in the bathroom. We warn't, but he was taking your makeup.

602
00:31:59,520 --> 00:32:02,000
Speaker 1: But I never got questioned about it, So I'm guessing

603
00:32:02,040 --> 00:32:05,040
Speaker 1: he'd believed me. Scary Ever caught cheating, Yes, but I've

604
00:32:05,040 --> 00:32:08,840
Speaker 1: been cheated on, yeah, said, but that was back in

605
00:32:08,880 --> 00:32:12,080
Speaker 1: the day. You know what about you, Gandi? Ever caught cheating? No? Yeah,

606
00:32:12,520 --> 00:32:17,000
Speaker 1: cheating straight Nate. I wasn't really dating the people, but

607
00:32:17,120 --> 00:32:19,560
Speaker 1: I was caught because I was dating multiple people at

608
00:32:19,560 --> 00:32:22,680
Speaker 1: the same time. How were you caught? Well, unbeknownst to me,

609
00:32:22,720 --> 00:32:25,040
Speaker 1: when Instagram first started, I didn't realize that you could

610
00:32:25,080 --> 00:32:27,680
Speaker 1: be tagged in photos. Oh yeah, I was in a

611
00:32:27,720 --> 00:32:31,120
Speaker 1: photo with the one girl and she had tagged me

612
00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:33,800
Speaker 1: and the other girl that I was starting to go

613
00:32:33,880 --> 00:32:36,160
Speaker 1: out with went through my tag photos and saw me

614
00:32:36,200 --> 00:32:39,400
Speaker 1: in a picture with this other girl the previous weekend. Well,

615
00:32:39,840 --> 00:32:44,520
Speaker 1: they DMed each other and had a full hour conversation. Wow,

616
00:32:44,840 --> 00:32:47,520
Speaker 1: were they fighting over you? They were? And they both

617
00:32:47,560 --> 00:32:50,240
Speaker 1: still wanted to date me. How about what that? Call me?

618
00:32:50,280 --> 00:32:53,000
Speaker 1: What about you? Were you caught? Remember? I was? Yeah,

619
00:32:53,040 --> 00:32:57,000
Speaker 1: you were? I was Lisa and I uh yeah. Lisa

620
00:32:57,320 --> 00:33:00,200
Speaker 1: had a suspicion. She waited for me to go to sleep.

621
00:33:00,720 --> 00:33:02,840
Speaker 1: She picked up my phone and she called the person

622
00:33:02,920 --> 00:33:05,000
Speaker 1: that she thought I had been talking to, and she

623
00:33:05,120 --> 00:33:08,720
Speaker 1: talked to her for probably fifteen twenty minutes. You're admitting

624
00:33:08,720 --> 00:33:11,440
Speaker 1: this on the air that you cheated on your current wife. Well,

625
00:33:11,480 --> 00:33:13,760
Speaker 1: we were just dating then. We were dating, we were

626
00:33:13,840 --> 00:33:16,200
Speaker 1: dating now, we weren't married now, and and Lisa put

627
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Speaker 1: her foot down and we were split for a while,

628
00:33:18,600 --> 00:33:22,360
Speaker 1: and I groveled very for a long time to get

629
00:33:22,360 --> 00:33:24,520
Speaker 1: her back, and I would never do something. So I

630
00:33:24,520 --> 00:33:28,280
Speaker 1: bet you still aren't groveling a little bit. Trust me.

631
00:33:28,360 --> 00:33:31,160
Speaker 1: It's been at least let's see twenty it's been twenty

632
00:33:31,200 --> 00:33:34,400
Speaker 1: four years. Okay, good, I still hear about it sometimes,

633
00:33:34,440 --> 00:33:39,720
Speaker 1: I'm sure. Yeah, twenty forty forty years later, just like

634
00:33:39,800 --> 00:33:43,680
Speaker 1: the time you traded all. Oh, I'm sorry, Yeah, I

635
00:33:43,720 --> 00:33:48,120
Speaker 1: had two dam Yeah that is so missus doubtfire. That

636
00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:51,640
Speaker 1: is one. I had just broken up with one, but

637
00:33:51,720 --> 00:33:53,600
Speaker 1: we still went to prom together. But I was already

638
00:33:53,640 --> 00:33:55,240
Speaker 1: talking to the guy on the other side look at

639
00:33:55,280 --> 00:33:57,040
Speaker 1: So I would run back and forth, back and back

640
00:33:57,080 --> 00:33:59,760
Speaker 1: and forth. It was a little more exercise that night. Wow,

641
00:34:00,160 --> 00:34:01,640
Speaker 1: So you and I are like the who is of

642
00:34:01,680 --> 00:34:05,880
Speaker 1: the show? Ha, not anymore. I haven't cheated it. Who

643
00:34:05,880 --> 00:34:07,640
Speaker 1: are always a who are? College? You know you do

644
00:34:07,680 --> 00:34:11,319
Speaker 1: stupid things in college? You had. Let's get into the

645
00:34:11,320 --> 00:34:13,760
Speaker 1: three things we need we need to know from Gandhi

646
00:34:13,760 --> 00:34:15,480
Speaker 1: and then we have a thousand dollars free money phone

647
00:34:15,480 --> 00:34:16,879
Speaker 1: tap on the way. What are you guys going on?

648
00:34:16,880 --> 00:34:19,239
Speaker 1: All right? A pilot strike maybe in the future for

649
00:34:19,360 --> 00:34:22,120
Speaker 1: Southwest Airlines. The pilot's union is calling for a vote

650
00:34:22,120 --> 00:34:26,200
Speaker 1: to authorize that potential strike. The Southwest Airlines Pilots Association

651
00:34:26,280 --> 00:34:29,160
Speaker 1: has been in contract talks with the airline for years.

652
00:34:29,520 --> 00:34:31,239
Speaker 1: This will be the first time the union will hold

653
00:34:31,280 --> 00:34:34,160
Speaker 1: a strike authorization vote, and it comes after many pilots

654
00:34:34,160 --> 00:34:37,680
Speaker 1: and flight attendants were stranded during that recent scheduling meltdown

655
00:34:37,800 --> 00:34:42,040
Speaker 1: that caused mass flight delays and cancelations. Indiana is Supreme

656
00:34:42,040 --> 00:34:44,520
Speaker 1: Court will hear arguments today in a challenge to the

657
00:34:44,520 --> 00:34:47,880
Speaker 1: state's near total abortion ban. A County judge blocked the

658
00:34:47,960 --> 00:34:51,280
Speaker 1: law in September after abortion care providers, including Planned Parenthood

659
00:34:51,320 --> 00:34:54,120
Speaker 1: and Whole Woman's Health challenged it shortly before the law

660
00:34:54,160 --> 00:34:56,400
Speaker 1: was to take effect. They argue that it violates the

661
00:34:56,400 --> 00:35:01,480
Speaker 1: state's constitution's right to liberty and final millions of Americans.

662
00:35:01,480 --> 00:35:04,080
Speaker 1: We'll be bracing for some pretty severe weather coming soon.

663
00:35:04,160 --> 00:35:06,400
Speaker 1: A winter storm is going to bring dangerous conditions to

664
00:35:06,440 --> 00:35:09,640
Speaker 1: the Central Plains areas as well as the Great Lakes region. Today.

665
00:35:09,960 --> 00:35:14,440
Speaker 1: Expect heavy snow, sleet, freezing rain snowfall from Nebraska to Michigan.

666
00:35:14,719 --> 00:35:17,520
Speaker 1: We'll bring high wind gusts and make travel dangerous with

667
00:35:17,600 --> 00:35:20,400
Speaker 1: nearly zero visibility at times. So if you are traveling

668
00:35:20,440 --> 00:35:22,640
Speaker 1: to those areas or around those areas, just keep that

669
00:35:22,680 --> 00:35:25,000
Speaker 1: in mind. And those are your three things. Thank you, Gandhi.

670
00:35:26,920 --> 00:35:30,480
Speaker 1: Let's go. We should take a break before things get

671
00:35:30,480 --> 00:35:33,080
Speaker 1: out ahead. We'll be back after this. His voice is

672
00:35:33,200 --> 00:35:37,279
Speaker 1: instantly recognizable. Duran in the Morning Show vis Duran in

673
00:35:37,400 --> 00:35:44,680
Speaker 1: the Morning Show. Oh, Hi had a wonderful New York

674
00:35:44,760 --> 00:35:48,000
Speaker 1: City dinner last night at this place called Ocean Prime,

675
00:35:48,600 --> 00:35:50,840
Speaker 1: right around the corner from our new studios in Midtown

676
00:35:50,840 --> 00:35:55,160
Speaker 1: Manhattan head dinner with THEA, THEA Mitcham and of course

677
00:35:55,360 --> 00:35:57,759
Speaker 1: Dennis Clark. Nice. It was yeah, and it was a

678
00:35:57,840 --> 00:36:01,280
Speaker 1: it was a what a dinner? You know why because

679
00:36:01,280 --> 00:36:06,360
Speaker 1: I didn't pay. Yeah, let someone else pay. It was

680
00:36:06,400 --> 00:36:09,239
Speaker 1: a great dinner. And uh, oh you know what, there

681
00:36:09,320 --> 00:36:12,399
Speaker 1: was a There was a wonderful lady in town. Her

682
00:36:12,480 --> 00:36:16,239
Speaker 1: name is Abby Dean, Abigail Dean. She listens to us

683
00:36:16,239 --> 00:36:18,879
Speaker 1: something Albany, New York. She was at a table full

684
00:36:18,920 --> 00:36:24,600
Speaker 1: of festive partygoers. Uh, she's winning the Sheldon Herowitz Award

685
00:36:25,040 --> 00:36:28,640
Speaker 1: for Insurance Defense Work. Oh and she's in town to

686
00:36:29,400 --> 00:36:32,279
Speaker 1: get her award over the Hilton. And she said, I

687
00:36:32,360 --> 00:36:35,240
Speaker 1: listened to you guys every day, tell gandhi and Daniel

688
00:36:35,280 --> 00:36:38,960
Speaker 1: I said, high so, Abby Dean, congratulations, it was. It

689
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:41,160
Speaker 1: was an honor meeting you last night. You know what

690
00:36:41,200 --> 00:36:43,680
Speaker 1: I always say, if you see us, come say hi. Yes.

691
00:36:43,840 --> 00:36:46,000
Speaker 1: I was walking down sixth Avenue the other day or

692
00:36:46,040 --> 00:36:47,840
Speaker 1: Avenue of the Americas, whatever you wanna call it, and

693
00:36:47,840 --> 00:36:50,319
Speaker 1: this lady says, hey, you told me to always say hi.

694
00:36:50,400 --> 00:36:52,239
Speaker 1: I'm saying hi, and I'm like, good, get over here.

695
00:36:52,840 --> 00:36:54,479
Speaker 1: Don't you like it when people say Hi. Of course,

696
00:36:54,960 --> 00:36:57,040
Speaker 1: totally time. Andrew and I were at dinner yesterday and

697
00:36:57,040 --> 00:36:59,080
Speaker 1: a nice girl came over and said hello. Also, she

698
00:36:59,120 --> 00:37:01,720
Speaker 1: said she's been listening forever. She's been listening for twenty years.

699
00:37:01,800 --> 00:37:03,359
Speaker 1: She didn't even look like she was twenty five, so

700
00:37:03,360 --> 00:37:04,840
Speaker 1: she must have been listening her whole life. Yeah, I

701
00:37:04,840 --> 00:37:07,200
Speaker 1: love that. Shout out to Gabby. Oh look who just

702
00:37:07,360 --> 00:37:12,439
Speaker 1: walked in, Uncle Johnny. Come here, Ny, his first time

703
00:37:12,440 --> 00:37:14,319
Speaker 1: in our new studios. Can you get him set up?

704
00:37:14,520 --> 00:37:19,320
Speaker 1: Can you prop him up? It's like they used to

705
00:37:19,320 --> 00:37:23,359
Speaker 1: do with Barbara Walters at the View. We didn't really

706
00:37:23,400 --> 00:37:25,520
Speaker 1: talked about the loss of Barbara Walters, didn't we know?

707
00:37:25,560 --> 00:37:28,719
Speaker 1: Because it happened while were on vacation. Yeah, we were

708
00:37:28,719 --> 00:37:32,040
Speaker 1: on vacation. Nothing happens. No, it was not allowed. Uncle Johnny,

709
00:37:32,080 --> 00:37:34,640
Speaker 1: we're on the air. Come say hi, good morning Johnny

710
00:37:35,360 --> 00:37:39,359
Speaker 1: on the air. That microphone right there. I'm yeah, okay, yeah,

711
00:37:39,360 --> 00:37:43,200
Speaker 1: it's very gay. This is fabulous. So you've never seen

712
00:37:43,200 --> 00:37:46,000
Speaker 1: our new studio. This is I walked in. I'm going,

713
00:37:46,160 --> 00:37:48,960
Speaker 1: my god, this is red floors. True, Yeah, we got

714
00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:51,240
Speaker 1: red floors. Yeah, that's from the blood from the bodies

715
00:37:51,280 --> 00:37:54,960
Speaker 1: that Nate murders. You know, all looks so great. It's

716
00:37:54,960 --> 00:37:58,680
Speaker 1: a beautiful news studio and we love being here too.

717
00:37:58,760 --> 00:38:02,120
Speaker 1: We're we're loving being here. Created with no blenda, no blender.

718
00:38:02,120 --> 00:38:06,800
Speaker 1: We're not allowed to do drinks in this studio really, yeah,

719
00:38:06,840 --> 00:38:09,040
Speaker 1: because you ruined the last top guys. Come down to

720
00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:12,000
Speaker 1: give me a truck here. Okay, alright, have a seat,

721
00:38:12,080 --> 00:38:14,120
Speaker 1: Uncle Johnny. But you can do some Uncle Johnny jokes.

722
00:38:14,120 --> 00:38:16,600
Speaker 1: We want to hear those. We definitely do. Okay, fabrious,

723
00:38:16,680 --> 00:38:20,840
Speaker 1: all right, nice seeing you look fabrious. You all look great.

724
00:38:21,239 --> 00:38:24,000
Speaker 1: We do. I miss everybody. We miss you too, Uncle

725
00:38:24,040 --> 00:38:25,520
Speaker 1: john But have a seat, relie. Can we get you

726
00:38:25,560 --> 00:38:27,839
Speaker 1: something to drink? A martini? What do you need? No,

727
00:38:27,920 --> 00:38:30,200
Speaker 1: I don't need. You can no drinking, you said, yeah,

728
00:38:30,239 --> 00:38:35,239
Speaker 1: no drinking, especially no blender drinks. No, that was a mess. Uh.

729
00:38:35,360 --> 00:38:37,960
Speaker 1: Should we get into this phone time? Yeah? It's worth

730
00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:43,040
Speaker 1: a thousand dollars? Have you got any money? We love

731
00:38:43,040 --> 00:38:46,120
Speaker 1: it when the Hello Fresh box arrives and you will too.

732
00:38:46,200 --> 00:38:47,719
Speaker 1: And I'm gonna tell you in a minute how you

733
00:38:47,719 --> 00:38:50,960
Speaker 1: can sign up and get twenty two free meals and

734
00:38:51,120 --> 00:38:54,280
Speaker 1: free shipping by going to Hollo Fresh dot com slash elvis.

735
00:38:54,400 --> 00:38:56,120
Speaker 1: I already talked about it, but I don't talk about

736
00:38:56,120 --> 00:38:57,880
Speaker 1: it again. So last night the box rolled in. I

737
00:38:57,960 --> 00:39:00,520
Speaker 1: see meat loaf in there, Ye, beautiful meat loaf. I

738
00:39:00,560 --> 00:39:04,080
Speaker 1: see a chicken and pasta dish which looks fabulous, and

739
00:39:04,280 --> 00:39:10,680
Speaker 1: I see a nice uh Korean bowl? Yeah? When to

740
00:39:10,680 --> 00:39:18,720
Speaker 1: figure out how to say it? Call Hanson? Yeah yeah, anyway,

741
00:39:19,640 --> 00:39:21,960
Speaker 1: that jokes anyway, But Hello Fresh. You know they do

742
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:23,840
Speaker 1: all the shopping for you, and it is fresh. I

743
00:39:23,840 --> 00:39:26,839
Speaker 1: mean it is from the farm to their kitchens right

744
00:39:26,880 --> 00:39:28,799
Speaker 1: here in Manhattan. I know some of their kitchens are here,

745
00:39:28,800 --> 00:39:30,440
Speaker 1: and we know some of the chefs that come up

746
00:39:30,480 --> 00:39:34,040
Speaker 1: with they're so easy to follow recipes chicken sausage, rigged tony,

747
00:39:34,160 --> 00:39:36,640
Speaker 1: zucchini and tomato flatbreads. You just tell them you don't

748
00:39:36,640 --> 00:39:40,200
Speaker 1: want zucchini. Oh tell me you don't want chicken sausage

749
00:39:40,440 --> 00:39:45,000
Speaker 1: another protein arman I do. Yeah, I know they know.

750
00:39:45,040 --> 00:39:47,200
Speaker 1: When Daniel's order comes in, here comes the lady that

751
00:39:47,280 --> 00:39:52,399
Speaker 1: hates the ocean. Fast. You're not either, Fast and fresh

752
00:39:52,440 --> 00:39:54,759
Speaker 1: recipes packed with the flavor in fifteen minutes to get

753
00:39:54,760 --> 00:39:58,319
Speaker 1: to the table quick. And as I said, if you

754
00:39:58,480 --> 00:40:01,000
Speaker 1: use my name, drop my name. Hello Fresh dot com

755
00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:04,680
Speaker 1: slash Elvis. You get twenty two free meals and free shipping.

756
00:40:04,840 --> 00:40:07,560
Speaker 1: That's Hello Fresh dot com slash Elvis and thanks to them,

757
00:40:07,600 --> 00:40:09,520
Speaker 1: you're about to win a thousand dollars with a free money,

758
00:40:09,560 --> 00:40:12,680
Speaker 1: phone tap and one hundred dollars gift card to Hello

759
00:40:12,719 --> 00:40:14,680
Speaker 1: Fresh if you call her one hundred right now, one

760
00:40:14,760 --> 00:40:17,120
Speaker 1: eight hundred two for two zero one hundred. What are

761
00:40:17,120 --> 00:40:21,800
Speaker 1: you looking for, Uncle Johnny with a volume goods? It's headphones.

762
00:40:22,800 --> 00:40:25,480
Speaker 1: It's Undernate down by your wiener. Yeah. Remember when your

763
00:40:25,520 --> 00:40:27,799
Speaker 1: weener used to work, Uncle Johnny. Oh, I remember Jenny

764
00:40:27,880 --> 00:40:33,400
Speaker 1: used to have one. Yeah. Anyway, if you're calling one hundred,

765
00:40:35,760 --> 00:40:37,719
Speaker 1: I don't know you in a thousand dollars one eight

766
00:40:37,800 --> 00:40:39,719
Speaker 1: hundred two for two zero one hundred. Who does the

767
00:40:39,719 --> 00:40:45,480
Speaker 1: phone tap? Scary Danielle, Elvis, Elvis durand Elvis durand phone tap?

768
00:40:45,520 --> 00:40:47,759
Speaker 1: All right, Danielle, Yes, come on making good? What do

769
00:40:47,760 --> 00:40:49,920
Speaker 1: you have? All right? So I am calling Cynthia's husband

770
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:53,520
Speaker 1: Jeremy as a woman who is selling her a monkey.

771
00:40:53,920 --> 00:40:56,759
Speaker 1: She's wanted a monkey for a very long time, so

772
00:40:57,120 --> 00:41:00,120
Speaker 1: she's tried to convince Jeremy get me a monkey. He's like, no,

773
00:41:00,120 --> 00:41:02,439
Speaker 1: you're not getting the monkey. He's tired of hearing about

774
00:41:02,480 --> 00:41:04,239
Speaker 1: this monkey, so of course I have to call and

775
00:41:04,239 --> 00:41:08,200
Speaker 1: tell him more about the monkey. It could happen. I

776
00:41:08,320 --> 00:41:10,799
Speaker 1: see what happens in Daniel's phone. Tap Hello, Yes, Hi,

777
00:41:10,880 --> 00:41:14,040
Speaker 1: may speak to Cynthia. Please, she's not in right now.

778
00:41:14,040 --> 00:41:16,600
Speaker 1: Can I take a message? Can you tell her that

779
00:41:16,680 --> 00:41:19,560
Speaker 1: Melanie called and I really need her to come pick

780
00:41:19,640 --> 00:41:22,920
Speaker 1: this monkey up. I'm sorry what she put a down

781
00:41:22,960 --> 00:41:25,920
Speaker 1: payment for this capuchin monkey that I have, and I

782
00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:27,759
Speaker 1: need her to come get it because it has been

783
00:41:27,880 --> 00:41:31,120
Speaker 1: pooping all over my house and it's ripping things to shreds.

784
00:41:31,120 --> 00:41:33,080
Speaker 1: And she promised you would have been here already, So

785
00:41:33,120 --> 00:41:35,279
Speaker 1: I need her to pick up her monkey. Just do

786
00:41:35,360 --> 00:41:39,120
Speaker 1: me a favor. Just let's just cancel this order. I

787
00:41:39,120 --> 00:41:41,200
Speaker 1: think she changed her mind on no. No, no, no no, no, no,

788
00:41:41,200 --> 00:41:43,239
Speaker 1: no no. There is no way I am having a

789
00:41:43,280 --> 00:41:46,000
Speaker 1: pooping monkey in my house and I want the rest

790
00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:48,160
Speaker 1: of my money. Well, I think it's illegal in the

791
00:41:48,280 --> 00:41:50,520
Speaker 1: stake to have a monkey, so I think this deal

792
00:41:50,600 --> 00:41:52,080
Speaker 1: is pretty null and void. I don't know what you

793
00:41:52,200 --> 00:41:54,360
Speaker 1: get up to on your own with your things on

794
00:41:54,400 --> 00:41:57,040
Speaker 1: the internet, but frankly, there is no monkey coming to

795
00:41:57,080 --> 00:41:59,160
Speaker 1: this house and you need to make other plans. Okay,

796
00:41:59,200 --> 00:42:01,000
Speaker 1: you need to let her make good decisions on her own.

797
00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:02,759
Speaker 1: And if she wants a monkey, she gets a monkey,

798
00:42:02,960 --> 00:42:04,759
Speaker 1: she won't be breaking any laws and she won't be

799
00:42:04,960 --> 00:42:07,799
Speaker 1: bringing a poop throwing monkey into our house. Warning you

800
00:42:07,840 --> 00:42:10,120
Speaker 1: in advance, tell her he really likes bananas to bring

801
00:42:11,040 --> 00:42:14,799
Speaker 1: speak English. You need to make other plans, all right.

802
00:42:14,800 --> 00:42:17,239
Speaker 1: So now, Cynthia, here's what's gonna happen. Oh you know

803
00:42:17,320 --> 00:42:19,560
Speaker 1: what he's calling right now? All right? So can you

804
00:42:19,600 --> 00:42:24,879
Speaker 1: three way him? Yeah? He I just got a very

805
00:42:24,920 --> 00:42:29,200
Speaker 1: interesting phone call for you about a monkey. I wanted

806
00:42:29,880 --> 00:42:33,200
Speaker 1: to make it a surprise. Well, isn't a surprisal, right?

807
00:42:33,520 --> 00:42:35,560
Speaker 1: You know you know how to feel about this. We're

808
00:42:35,560 --> 00:42:37,520
Speaker 1: not going to have a monkey, honey. But babe, I

809
00:42:37,600 --> 00:42:40,319
Speaker 1: mean you saw, you saw how mute they were, this

810
00:42:40,360 --> 00:42:42,280
Speaker 1: woman Steven telling me on the phone that the monkey

811
00:42:42,280 --> 00:42:44,719
Speaker 1: throws poop if he's not wearing a diaper. I mean

812
00:42:44,760 --> 00:42:47,080
Speaker 1: you can, like you know you can. I'm not having

813
00:42:47,080 --> 00:42:49,080
Speaker 1: a monkey in the house. I'm telling you you're not.

814
00:42:49,320 --> 00:42:52,560
Speaker 1: I know you're telling me. I'm telling you it's a monkey, honey.

815
00:42:53,400 --> 00:42:57,080
Speaker 1: Control They bite people bite. How much more to money

816
00:42:57,080 --> 00:43:01,719
Speaker 1: do you owe these people about three thousand dollars right

817
00:43:01,760 --> 00:43:04,640
Speaker 1: now and tell her that the deal is over and

818
00:43:04,680 --> 00:43:07,040
Speaker 1: you are not giving her any more money. Call R

819
00:43:07,160 --> 00:43:10,399
Speaker 1: right now. I can't rely tell an I'm angry because

820
00:43:10,400 --> 00:43:12,360
Speaker 1: you've gone behind my back after I told you. No,

821
00:43:12,960 --> 00:43:15,440
Speaker 1: I hear what you're saying that. I don't understand you

822
00:43:15,480 --> 00:43:17,800
Speaker 1: because I why don't you understand? What don't you understand?

823
00:43:17,800 --> 00:43:19,239
Speaker 1: I told you I didn't want a monkey. You went

824
00:43:19,280 --> 00:43:21,600
Speaker 1: behind my back and you went and walked three thousand

825
00:43:21,600 --> 00:43:23,560
Speaker 1: dollars on the monkeys to bring about our house. But

826
00:43:23,600 --> 00:43:25,640
Speaker 1: I said that I did not want What do you

827
00:43:25,680 --> 00:43:29,200
Speaker 1: not understand about me not wanting that? All back now

828
00:43:29,440 --> 00:43:31,680
Speaker 1: and tell her you want your money back or whatever

829
00:43:31,680 --> 00:43:33,239
Speaker 1: you're gonna work out with her, but we are not

830
00:43:33,280 --> 00:43:35,680
Speaker 1: having a monkey in our house. I just want to pat,

831
00:43:35,800 --> 00:43:39,480
Speaker 1: I mean I want. Yeah, you're not making any sense.

832
00:43:39,719 --> 00:43:42,279
Speaker 1: We're not be loving any sense. It was out of

833
00:43:42,320 --> 00:43:45,440
Speaker 1: my savings. It wasn't out of our savings. We share,

834
00:43:45,760 --> 00:43:48,640
Speaker 1: We share of the house, all the stuff that's gonna

835
00:43:48,640 --> 00:43:51,800
Speaker 1: get poop on it. We share the v's poop on it.

836
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Speaker 1: We share that the giv are get poop on it.

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Speaker 1: We share that you hear what you're savings. That's great.

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Speaker 1: You know, we don't know we need that for anything

839
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Speaker 1: with the economy is doing what the fire point you

840
00:44:04,120 --> 00:44:06,360
Speaker 1: need to pull right now and tell her that you

841
00:44:06,440 --> 00:44:09,279
Speaker 1: are not taking this monkey. Yeah, she doesn't really have

842
00:44:09,360 --> 00:44:11,839
Speaker 1: to do that because Jeremy, this is Danielle Monaro from

843
00:44:11,880 --> 00:44:13,640
Speaker 1: Elvis Duran in the Morning Show, and you just got

844
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Speaker 1: phone taft there is no monkey, honey, And there you go. Danielle,

845
00:44:25,200 --> 00:44:27,719
Speaker 1: thank you for the phone tap. She's totally plivious to

846
00:44:27,760 --> 00:44:30,000
Speaker 1: the phone tap. Where where are you in the bathroom? Yeah?

847
00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:32,600
Speaker 1: I think it's about monkeys or something, right, Yeah, good going.

848
00:44:33,160 --> 00:44:36,040
Speaker 1: I love that You're you're so multi talented. You're in

849
00:44:36,280 --> 00:44:37,960
Speaker 1: here doing a phone tap and you're down the hall

850
00:44:38,640 --> 00:44:41,880
Speaker 1: sitting down on the bowl. I'm tired. Hey, that was

851
00:44:41,920 --> 00:44:44,399
Speaker 1: your free money phone tap. And Sarah, you just want

852
00:44:44,400 --> 00:44:48,120
Speaker 1: a thousand dollars? Oh my god, thank you. I know

853
00:44:48,160 --> 00:44:51,320
Speaker 1: it's like whoa gonna fa gonna fa one a thousand dollars?

854
00:44:52,440 --> 00:44:56,120
Speaker 1: Where are you from? Sarah, Springfield, Pennsylvania. Oh okay, so

855
00:44:56,160 --> 00:44:57,960
Speaker 1: are you going to bet that thousand on the Giants?

856
00:44:58,560 --> 00:45:03,560
Speaker 1: The no, the Giants Eagles game this weekend? Probably not,

857
00:45:03,760 --> 00:45:07,440
Speaker 1: but I will give it to my mom to do that. Okay,

858
00:45:07,440 --> 00:45:11,160
Speaker 1: So mom's crazy, Yeah, she's the crazy Eagles, a crazy

859
00:45:11,160 --> 00:45:13,719
Speaker 1: Eagle fan. All right. Cool. Oh, I've gotta we have

860
00:45:13,760 --> 00:45:16,400
Speaker 1: to talk about scary going to the game this weekend.

861
00:45:16,760 --> 00:45:18,800
Speaker 1: It's gonna be a sad story. But back to you, Sarah.

862
00:45:19,280 --> 00:45:21,520
Speaker 1: A thousand dollars on the way, and thank you for

863
00:45:21,560 --> 00:45:24,000
Speaker 1: listening to us. You have a great day. Okay, thank

864
00:45:24,040 --> 00:45:26,440
Speaker 1: you so much to love list love that you're listening.

865
00:45:26,440 --> 00:45:28,760
Speaker 1: Hold on, there you go. Thanks to Hello Fresh, another

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Speaker 1: thousand dollars free Monday phone tap to kick off the

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Speaker 1: weekend tomorrow. And don't forget twenty two free meals which

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Speaker 1: is incredible and free shipping by going to Hello Fresh

869
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Speaker 1: dot com slash Elvis. You know, I did the math,

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Speaker 1: and I may be wrong on this. I think Scotty

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Speaker 1: knows if I am I wrong on my mask. Scotty, um,

872
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Speaker 1: twenty two free meals and free shipping. That's like a

873
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Speaker 1: sixty five percent saving. That is correct business. That's my question.

874
00:45:54,680 --> 00:45:57,520
Speaker 1: I'm a little worried about him and the food's great.

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Speaker 1: Hello Fresh dot com slash Elvis do that all right?

876
00:46:00,280 --> 00:46:04,120
Speaker 1: So Uncle Johnny's here he's loving the new studios, love it,

877
00:46:04,280 --> 00:46:06,600
Speaker 1: love it and the big game this weekend, of course,

878
00:46:06,600 --> 00:46:09,880
Speaker 1: we're talking about here and in Philly. The Giants traveled

879
00:46:10,040 --> 00:46:13,480
Speaker 1: down the Turnpike to Philly for the Giants Eagles game.

880
00:46:13,920 --> 00:46:16,000
Speaker 1: Scary is going to get tickets and go to the game.

881
00:46:16,360 --> 00:46:21,000
Speaker 1: And his question was, dear citizens of Philadelphia, question to

882
00:46:21,040 --> 00:46:23,080
Speaker 1: ask the question, can you be can can you be

883
00:46:23,239 --> 00:46:25,320
Speaker 1: nice to me? If I show up with my friend

884
00:46:25,400 --> 00:46:31,279
Speaker 1: and we sit quietly in our Giants jerseys? That's It's

885
00:46:31,280 --> 00:46:34,160
Speaker 1: the worst idea ever. And the fact that you're asking

886
00:46:34,239 --> 00:46:36,200
Speaker 1: really says a lot about your lack of knowledge of

887
00:46:36,680 --> 00:46:39,279
Speaker 1: well Eagles fans and Philly fans. Well, the thing is,

888
00:46:39,320 --> 00:46:41,759
Speaker 1: if I don't antagonize anybody and I just mind my own,

889
00:46:41,840 --> 00:46:45,480
Speaker 1: wearing a Giant's jersey is an There's only one way

890
00:46:45,520 --> 00:46:48,319
Speaker 1: to do it. What's that? The only way to do

891
00:46:48,360 --> 00:46:50,360
Speaker 1: it is if you go with an Eagles fan and

892
00:46:50,400 --> 00:46:53,120
Speaker 1: you sit next to Eagles fans and they are willing

893
00:46:53,160 --> 00:46:56,680
Speaker 1: to protect you, you have a chance. And okay, otherwise

894
00:46:58,320 --> 00:47:00,960
Speaker 1: and not wear your jersey and just enjoy the because

895
00:47:01,040 --> 00:47:03,600
Speaker 1: you shouldn't have to do that us, Danielle, you know,

896
00:47:03,680 --> 00:47:05,200
Speaker 1: being a Giants fan. I never got to see a

897
00:47:05,200 --> 00:47:07,440
Speaker 1: playoff game, and they don't have any home games, so

898
00:47:07,480 --> 00:47:09,840
Speaker 1: you should go incognados. A matter of fact, you should

899
00:47:09,840 --> 00:47:13,719
Speaker 1: wear that groucho marks glasses with a nose thing. Can

900
00:47:13,719 --> 00:47:15,960
Speaker 1: you change? Like, can you wear something over the jersey?

901
00:47:16,040 --> 00:47:18,239
Speaker 1: Then go into the stadium, take it off and then leave.

902
00:47:18,320 --> 00:47:21,359
Speaker 1: Why just don't wear a Giants jersey to an Eagles game?

903
00:47:21,440 --> 00:47:24,480
Speaker 1: Don't do that the Giants and Eagles. Well, my question is, no,

904
00:47:24,600 --> 00:47:26,200
Speaker 1: it's the Eagles game. I feel like there'll be a

905
00:47:26,200 --> 00:47:29,480
Speaker 1: fair amount of Giants fans traveling to the game, and

906
00:47:29,600 --> 00:47:31,840
Speaker 1: you'll know the dumb ones that wear the Giants jerseys.

907
00:47:31,880 --> 00:47:33,520
Speaker 1: So but but if people are really going to be

908
00:47:33,640 --> 00:47:37,480
Speaker 1: that yeah, yes, yes, sports fandom is like dang warfare.

909
00:47:37,640 --> 00:47:39,480
Speaker 1: Yeah it is. It shouldn't be that way, but it is.

910
00:47:40,239 --> 00:47:42,880
Speaker 1: The playoffs. Yeah, I almost got to beat up in

911
00:47:42,920 --> 00:47:44,680
Speaker 1: Chicago one time. I wasn't even a playoff game. I

912
00:47:44,680 --> 00:47:46,680
Speaker 1: went to a Barras game or a Bucks jersey. The

913
00:47:46,680 --> 00:47:49,880
Speaker 1: Bucks scored a touchdown, the Bucks were losing, scored a touchdown.

914
00:47:49,920 --> 00:47:51,560
Speaker 1: I stood up to cheer. The guy behind me goes

915
00:47:51,760 --> 00:47:55,600
Speaker 1: sit down, and you did, ye? I did? Yeah? Yeah,

916
00:47:55,719 --> 00:47:58,080
Speaker 1: you better much bigger than I was. So there you go.

917
00:47:59,080 --> 00:48:00,719
Speaker 1: We gave you a warning. I'm not gonna get any

918
00:48:00,719 --> 00:48:02,520
Speaker 1: more warnings. If you're gonna go to the game, you

919
00:48:02,560 --> 00:48:05,440
Speaker 1: better tiptoe in there. You know, like the cartoons where

920
00:48:05,440 --> 00:48:07,759
Speaker 1: they would like pluck a harp all people on tiptoe, like, oh, yeah,

921
00:48:11,239 --> 00:48:13,360
Speaker 1: that's you. That's the sound of you going into the

922
00:48:13,600 --> 00:48:15,799
Speaker 1: Eagles game. Do you know that in England for the

923
00:48:15,800 --> 00:48:19,880
Speaker 1: premier games of soccer, there is only a small, tiny

924
00:48:19,920 --> 00:48:22,719
Speaker 1: little section for the away team and you come in

925
00:48:22,760 --> 00:48:26,200
Speaker 1: a separate entrance from the home team and you leave

926
00:48:26,400 --> 00:48:29,920
Speaker 1: after the home team fans leave and their security that

927
00:48:29,960 --> 00:48:32,720
Speaker 1: blocks the aisland and they know, they know to pay attention.

928
00:48:33,520 --> 00:48:37,080
Speaker 1: It gets crazy. They will catch you on fire, the

929
00:48:37,080 --> 00:48:41,160
Speaker 1: Eagles fans. They will put gasoline on you and ignite you. Well,

930
00:48:41,719 --> 00:48:43,719
Speaker 1: please strop a GoPro to your head if you do this.

931
00:48:46,560 --> 00:48:53,360
Speaker 1: Yeah's medium, rare, He's burning, Daniel, let's go. What are

932
00:48:53,360 --> 00:48:55,960
Speaker 1: you going on? Bat Gala has released its dress code

933
00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:58,279
Speaker 1: for the twenty twenty three edition. What is my theme

934
00:48:58,320 --> 00:49:02,000
Speaker 1: this year? It is Carl Laga a line of beauty

935
00:49:02,120 --> 00:49:05,399
Speaker 1: because you know Carl passed away not too long ago.

936
00:49:05,760 --> 00:49:10,040
Speaker 1: Celebrity co chairs this year, Penelope Cruise, Roger Federer, Duelipa,

937
00:49:10,160 --> 00:49:13,360
Speaker 1: and a couple of other people as well. Florida scored

938
00:49:13,360 --> 00:49:16,160
Speaker 1: a huge victory yesterday and Cordy got awarded over eighty

939
00:49:16,160 --> 00:49:19,160
Speaker 1: two million dollars after jury found that the makers of

940
00:49:19,200 --> 00:49:23,200
Speaker 1: Celtia's Energy drinks breached a contract with read that number

941
00:49:23,320 --> 00:49:27,880
Speaker 1: that Florida won again over eighty two million dollars. Yeah,

942
00:49:27,920 --> 00:49:30,960
Speaker 1: and now here's my favorite part. Flow says. Despite the ruling,

943
00:49:31,200 --> 00:49:33,480
Speaker 1: I'll work with the company again. He says he was

944
00:49:33,520 --> 00:49:36,040
Speaker 1: instrumental in its growth and he owns stock and he

945
00:49:36,080 --> 00:49:38,759
Speaker 1: truly likes the product, believes in the product. So sad,

946
00:49:38,840 --> 00:49:40,799
Speaker 1: but he was drinking the stuff while he was talking

947
00:49:40,800 --> 00:49:43,600
Speaker 1: to reporters. Absolutely, how can how can we sue? iHeart?

948
00:49:43,640 --> 00:49:46,000
Speaker 1: I don't know. How do we make them brief? Don't

949
00:49:46,040 --> 00:49:49,120
Speaker 1: make you feel like something's not right, like, yeah, we're

950
00:49:49,120 --> 00:49:52,879
Speaker 1: not getting all the details. He's drinking it while court

951
00:49:52,920 --> 00:49:55,520
Speaker 1: of law. I don't know all right. Katy Perry was

952
00:49:55,560 --> 00:49:58,319
Speaker 1: on gue of Paltrow's Goop podcast talk about her life

953
00:49:58,320 --> 00:50:00,560
Speaker 1: and career, and she said that she wants to be

954
00:50:00,600 --> 00:50:02,840
Speaker 1: around long enough becalled because she wants to be a

955
00:50:02,880 --> 00:50:07,120
Speaker 1: Grandma pop Star. So will it happen? I guess we'll see.

956
00:50:07,280 --> 00:50:10,000
Speaker 1: And Jennifer Lopez revealed that she was supposed to be

957
00:50:10,080 --> 00:50:13,080
Speaker 1: part of that iconic television kiss twenty years ago. You

958
00:50:13,120 --> 00:50:16,640
Speaker 1: guys remember the Madonna Britney smooch. I was actually in

959
00:50:16,680 --> 00:50:18,640
Speaker 1: the audience for that smooch at the MTV for You're

960
00:50:18,680 --> 00:50:20,759
Speaker 1: Jealous back in the day. Not at all. The third

961
00:50:20,880 --> 00:50:23,880
Speaker 1: kisser was Christina Aguilera, but originally it was supposed to

962
00:50:23,880 --> 00:50:27,160
Speaker 1: be Jennifer. Why does Christina aguilar always get left up?

963
00:50:27,200 --> 00:50:29,719
Speaker 1: I know, it's crazy. She was up there, she did

964
00:50:29,719 --> 00:50:31,440
Speaker 1: the same thing she did. Yeah, but she took over.

965
00:50:31,560 --> 00:50:33,080
Speaker 1: She was supposed to be Jay Low was supposed to

966
00:50:33,080 --> 00:50:35,759
Speaker 1: be her. So Kim Kardashian just bought a necklace at

967
00:50:35,760 --> 00:50:38,680
Speaker 1: auction that belonged to Princess Diana. It's a diamond and

968
00:50:38,760 --> 00:50:41,759
Speaker 1: crusted amethyst cross necklace. She bought her for over one

969
00:50:41,840 --> 00:50:45,360
Speaker 1: hundred and ninety seven thousand dollars And yeah, wellaway, how

970
00:50:45,440 --> 00:50:47,680
Speaker 1: much did she spend all the Princess Diana a bracelet

971
00:50:47,800 --> 00:50:50,640
Speaker 1: for neckliss one hundred and ninety seven thousand, four hundred

972
00:50:50,640 --> 00:50:53,600
Speaker 1: and fifty three grand Yeah, well, can you get that

973
00:50:53,680 --> 00:50:55,959
Speaker 1: a case Jewelers and probably not. I'm gonna go ahead

974
00:50:55,960 --> 00:50:58,160
Speaker 1: and say now. Pamela Anderson was talking about the love

975
00:50:58,160 --> 00:51:00,400
Speaker 1: of her life and she said it was definitely time Lee.

976
00:51:00,480 --> 00:51:03,000
Speaker 1: She said that's the only time she ever knew she

977
00:51:03,239 --> 00:51:06,359
Speaker 1: was definitely in love. She said that sex tape not

978
00:51:06,440 --> 00:51:09,600
Speaker 1: only ruined lives, but it started to ruin their relationship.

979
00:51:09,960 --> 00:51:12,359
Speaker 1: There is a TikTok challenge going on right now. It's

980
00:51:12,360 --> 00:51:16,000
Speaker 1: a blackout challenge where people are taking to TikTok to

981
00:51:16,120 --> 00:51:18,839
Speaker 1: hold your breath until you lose your consciousness. Wow, that's

982
00:51:18,880 --> 00:51:22,800
Speaker 1: so stupid. Several people have passed away and it's twelve

983
00:51:22,920 --> 00:51:24,480
Speaker 1: year old. This is why I go. Johnny is still

984
00:51:24,480 --> 00:51:27,520
Speaker 1: alive after eighty seven years. He never did the TikTok

985
00:51:27,560 --> 00:51:34,120
Speaker 1: blackout challenge. Don't do it. Good for the latest person

986
00:51:34,120 --> 00:51:37,360
Speaker 1: you think you can breathe anymore, I can't breath going on.

987
00:51:37,840 --> 00:51:39,920
Speaker 1: The latest person to die was twelve years old, So

988
00:51:40,680 --> 00:51:43,840
Speaker 1: let's not be stupid, guys. Come on. But also there's

989
00:51:43,880 --> 00:51:47,280
Speaker 1: this uh Luck's travel couple I think that's what they're called.

990
00:51:47,320 --> 00:51:51,560
Speaker 1: On YouTube or on TikTok. They showed how to take

991
00:51:51,600 --> 00:51:55,040
Speaker 1: a shower on an airplane. During turbulence because a lot

992
00:51:55,080 --> 00:51:57,000
Speaker 1: of times if you're I guess if you're going far,

993
00:51:57,120 --> 00:51:59,839
Speaker 1: they have a shower for you and sometimes push See

994
00:52:00,320 --> 00:52:03,280
Speaker 1: well over five million views on this video of them

995
00:52:03,360 --> 00:52:06,080
Speaker 1: of her in the shower with the turbulets. It's the

996
00:52:06,120 --> 00:52:08,279
Speaker 1: dumbest thing about her. But I have a shower and

997
00:52:08,280 --> 00:52:11,040
Speaker 1: put your seatbelt on. Well guess she didn't. And ted

998
00:52:11,120 --> 00:52:13,480
Speaker 1: Lasso Season three come in spring twenty twenty three. We

999
00:52:13,560 --> 00:52:15,759
Speaker 1: cannot wait. Is it the last season? Let's hope not,

1000
00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:19,160
Speaker 1: but we'll see. And Celebrity Jeopardy's on tonight, Hell's Kitchen

1001
00:52:19,719 --> 00:52:22,719
Speaker 1: also Netflix. That nineties show is kicking off today and

1002
00:52:22,800 --> 00:52:28,200
Speaker 1: that's my Danielle replay. Thanks Danielle Ells, Elvis, Elvis Ell,

1003
00:52:28,680 --> 00:52:32,759
Speaker 1: Dan Elvis Duran in the Morning show. When you're sick,

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Speaker 1: It's comeback season. US is directed great. Thank you guys

1009
00:52:47,680 --> 00:52:49,879
Speaker 1: for everything you do. I'll listen to you every morning

1010
00:52:49,880 --> 00:52:55,680
Speaker 1: when I'm working. Oh, thank you man. I appreciate that morning.

1011
00:52:55,719 --> 00:52:59,160
Speaker 1: I wake up to you every morning, and I love you, guys.

1012
00:52:59,239 --> 00:53:04,560
Speaker 1: I love you. Everybody like a hund of welcome out

1013
00:53:04,600 --> 00:53:07,080
Speaker 1: for hours because I love you guys. I love that

1014
00:53:07,600 --> 00:53:18,680
Speaker 1: coming Hello, lady, coming, Daddy loves you. You. Gets ready

1015
00:53:18,719 --> 00:53:26,160
Speaker 1: for your day. Elvis Durran in the Morning Show, We're

1016
00:53:26,200 --> 00:53:30,000
Speaker 1: about to enjoy some special moments on this show. Uncle

1017
00:53:30,080 --> 00:53:32,000
Speaker 1: Johnny is visiting us for the very first time in

1018
00:53:32,040 --> 00:53:33,760
Speaker 1: our new studios, and I took him on a tour.

1019
00:53:34,040 --> 00:53:36,239
Speaker 1: We went down and saw Carolina and Great Tea at

1020
00:53:36,320 --> 00:53:40,160
Speaker 1: Katu Nice. It was good seeing your bastard child Great Tea,

1021
00:53:40,280 --> 00:53:43,640
Speaker 1: wasn't it. It was great seeing everybody put me old studios.

1022
00:53:43,719 --> 00:53:45,480
Speaker 1: I was. I was surprised. I didn't know if they

1023
00:53:45,480 --> 00:53:47,600
Speaker 1: were all here. We're all here. We all made the

1024
00:53:47,600 --> 00:53:50,760
Speaker 1: move you did. And it's fabulous. It's it's so big

1025
00:53:50,800 --> 00:53:53,399
Speaker 1: and it's so beautiful. Oh my god, is my fly down.

1026
00:53:55,360 --> 00:53:58,160
Speaker 1: It's so big and beautiful. Yes. Absolutely, He fixes my

1027
00:53:58,280 --> 00:54:02,600
Speaker 1: microphone where it's like there like that. Okay, So Uncle

1028
00:54:02,680 --> 00:54:06,040
Speaker 1: Johnny's in typical Uncle Johnny's style. Will give us some

1029
00:54:06,120 --> 00:54:09,480
Speaker 1: Uncle Johnny jokes in a minute. He says he's come prepared.

1030
00:54:09,840 --> 00:54:12,120
Speaker 1: I love that so hey, so you were a bartender

1031
00:54:12,120 --> 00:54:15,799
Speaker 1: for how many years? Johnny's still sixty, sixty years a bartender.

1032
00:54:16,520 --> 00:54:18,840
Speaker 1: There is a woman only sixty in New York. But

1033
00:54:19,560 --> 00:54:21,960
Speaker 1: before that, if you want so, over sixty years. This

1034
00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:24,359
Speaker 1: guy has been behind the bar making drinks for us.

1035
00:54:24,440 --> 00:54:27,960
Speaker 1: I love that. There is a comedian. Her name is

1036
00:54:28,760 --> 00:54:31,600
Speaker 1: Kim Kalish. She's about to start a one woman show

1037
00:54:31,640 --> 00:54:33,560
Speaker 1: here in New York City called The Funny Thing About Death.

1038
00:54:34,239 --> 00:54:36,239
Speaker 1: But she and she was talking the other night. I

1039
00:54:36,280 --> 00:54:40,440
Speaker 1: was watching this online. Bartenders have a code. They have rules,

1040
00:54:41,160 --> 00:54:42,759
Speaker 1: and you tell me if these are right or wrong.

1041
00:54:44,040 --> 00:54:46,480
Speaker 1: Bartenders don't get drunk behind the bar. They have a

1042
00:54:46,480 --> 00:54:48,680
Speaker 1: few drinks to take the edge off, but they don't

1043
00:54:48,719 --> 00:54:51,480
Speaker 1: want to appear drunk. Is that true because you're no, No,

1044
00:54:51,520 --> 00:54:54,240
Speaker 1: not at all. No, that's not true. No, because if

1045
00:54:54,280 --> 00:54:56,600
Speaker 1: I had to be so, but behind the bibe wait

1046
00:54:56,680 --> 00:54:59,080
Speaker 1: on a lot of drunk said be very rude, that

1047
00:54:59,320 --> 00:55:02,239
Speaker 1: it made me comfortable, so I would have a few

1048
00:55:02,320 --> 00:55:04,680
Speaker 1: drinks so that I would have a good time. Well, no,

1049
00:55:04,800 --> 00:55:06,960
Speaker 1: she says, She says, you can have a few drinks

1050
00:55:07,000 --> 00:55:08,480
Speaker 1: to take the edge off, but you don't want to

1051
00:55:08,560 --> 00:55:11,600
Speaker 1: like me like like drunk like you usually get every Monday,

1052
00:55:11,640 --> 00:55:15,040
Speaker 1: Tuesday and Wednesday only drunk drunk. But I got comfortable

1053
00:55:15,160 --> 00:55:17,480
Speaker 1: enough to where I could laid them all out. Oh okay,

1054
00:55:17,480 --> 00:55:21,919
Speaker 1: goodead good? All right. So another another rule, she said,

1055
00:55:22,040 --> 00:55:26,200
Speaker 1: bartender's code is don't have sex with the patrons. Oh,

1056
00:55:26,920 --> 00:55:29,120
Speaker 1: uncle John, and if you do, make sure it's secret

1057
00:55:29,120 --> 00:55:31,320
Speaker 1: and no one knows you're having sex with your customers.

1058
00:55:31,400 --> 00:55:33,919
Speaker 1: Well it's not secret anymore. Did you ever have sex

1059
00:55:33,920 --> 00:55:37,719
Speaker 1: with your customers, uncle John? You did you? Would you

1060
00:55:37,760 --> 00:55:43,120
Speaker 1: ever use your post behind the bar to pick up people? Absolutely? Okay?

1061
00:55:43,200 --> 00:55:47,960
Speaker 1: All right. Uh let's see, well I didn't have to

1062
00:55:48,000 --> 00:55:50,279
Speaker 1: have to pick them up. They usually try to pick

1063
00:55:50,360 --> 00:55:53,480
Speaker 1: me out, of course. Yeah, because you're a stud I

1064
00:55:53,800 --> 00:55:57,000
Speaker 1: was back then. Oh no, what is not stud like

1065
00:55:57,120 --> 00:56:00,520
Speaker 1: about Johnny? Now? So what what are you doing talking

1066
00:56:00,520 --> 00:56:02,880
Speaker 1: to Sam? Oh? Sam? Hey? Um? What are what are

1067
00:56:02,960 --> 00:56:06,239
Speaker 1: the rules that bartenders needed to follow? I mean, in

1068
00:56:06,320 --> 00:56:09,160
Speaker 1: order to be successful, to keep move moving the drinks

1069
00:56:09,160 --> 00:56:12,360
Speaker 1: and stuff. You just gotta when somebody comes in, you

1070
00:56:12,480 --> 00:56:15,239
Speaker 1: gotta make them feel comfortable and talk to them and

1071
00:56:15,480 --> 00:56:17,840
Speaker 1: make them feel like they're part of a family. You

1072
00:56:17,960 --> 00:56:21,000
Speaker 1: just say how you and pick something about about them

1073
00:56:21,280 --> 00:56:24,520
Speaker 1: and say say to talk about it, say, oh, you

1074
00:56:24,560 --> 00:56:27,040
Speaker 1: look fab I love that shirt. That shirt looks fabulous

1075
00:56:27,040 --> 00:56:30,080
Speaker 1: on you. Your hair looks great, or something like that.

1076
00:56:30,400 --> 00:56:34,160
Speaker 1: And then also when you make your drinks a food

1077
00:56:34,280 --> 00:56:37,800
Speaker 1: or like anything, you eat and drink with your eyes first,

1078
00:56:37,880 --> 00:56:41,319
Speaker 1: so make everything look beautiful. So that's where your drinks

1079
00:56:41,320 --> 00:56:43,680
Speaker 1: are always beautiful. So you put them down in front

1080
00:56:43,680 --> 00:56:46,400
Speaker 1: of you already your mind is saying, oh, that's a

1081
00:56:46,440 --> 00:56:49,800
Speaker 1: beautiful drink. That's gonna be good. And so it really

1082
00:56:50,200 --> 00:56:53,239
Speaker 1: you that was your rule. Yeah. Hey, so I'm gonna

1083
00:56:53,239 --> 00:56:56,040
Speaker 1: ask you a question. I mean, um, we always you

1084
00:56:56,080 --> 00:57:01,120
Speaker 1: always give us great philosophical thoughts about life because you've

1085
00:57:01,160 --> 00:57:05,560
Speaker 1: been older, you've been around much longer than all of us. Yeah,

1086
00:57:05,760 --> 00:57:10,040
Speaker 1: not that it's not now, But when in your life

1087
00:57:10,080 --> 00:57:15,279
Speaker 1: were you at your best? For instance, like, when in

1088
00:57:15,320 --> 00:57:17,160
Speaker 1: your life do you feel like you were going one

1089
00:57:17,240 --> 00:57:19,959
Speaker 1: hundred miles an hour and everything was falling into place

1090
00:57:19,960 --> 00:57:22,280
Speaker 1: for you and you were at your very best? Does

1091
00:57:22,280 --> 00:57:27,120
Speaker 1: that make sense? Yes, I'd say back in uh, like

1092
00:57:27,240 --> 00:57:30,960
Speaker 1: in the late middle eighties, the late eighties, how old

1093
00:57:30,960 --> 00:57:33,920
Speaker 1: were you then? He was like a hundred back then,

1094
00:57:34,160 --> 00:57:36,320
Speaker 1: If I'm eighty eighty one now, it's good to be,

1095
00:57:36,520 --> 00:57:39,800
Speaker 1: Uh do the math in your forties? Yeah, So what

1096
00:57:39,880 --> 00:57:41,720
Speaker 1: was it? What was it about the eighties that made

1097
00:57:41,720 --> 00:57:43,320
Speaker 1: you feel like you were at your best at that time?

1098
00:57:43,640 --> 00:57:47,640
Speaker 1: Because by then I was doing everything that I that

1099
00:57:47,880 --> 00:57:52,480
Speaker 1: I created. I created all these things around me and

1100
00:57:52,640 --> 00:57:56,920
Speaker 1: I ended up with thirty eight blenders, making one hundred

1101
00:57:56,920 --> 00:58:00,040
Speaker 1: and twenty twenties at a time, having TV show. I

1102
00:58:00,120 --> 00:58:03,560
Speaker 1: was coming in and photographing me and talking to me. Right,

1103
00:58:03,840 --> 00:58:09,480
Speaker 1: I had uh celebrities coming to see because this crazy

1104
00:58:09,560 --> 00:58:13,080
Speaker 1: person with a bikini on is making all these blended drinks.

1105
00:58:13,240 --> 00:58:16,000
Speaker 1: By the way, Uncle Johnny is talking about himself. He

1106
00:58:16,120 --> 00:58:19,800
Speaker 1: was just doing that bikini frank bathing suit and behind

1107
00:58:19,800 --> 00:58:22,520
Speaker 1: the bar. Yeah, and I named the place, you know,

1108
00:58:22,520 --> 00:58:26,720
Speaker 1: because we would. We designed it and everything. And I

1109
00:58:27,160 --> 00:58:30,720
Speaker 1: just after so many years out there, people get to

1110
00:58:30,760 --> 00:58:34,000
Speaker 1: know you and you know, and it was just it

1111
00:58:34,080 --> 00:58:39,560
Speaker 1: was incredible. But I did everything that I wanted to do,

1112
00:58:40,120 --> 00:58:43,240
Speaker 1: and I never realized that would ever happened, you know,

1113
00:58:43,320 --> 00:58:45,600
Speaker 1: but I would. I would. I created my own thing.

1114
00:58:46,920 --> 00:58:48,840
Speaker 1: I mean, so what a lesson to be learned by

1115
00:58:48,880 --> 00:58:52,480
Speaker 1: all of us? When were you or when are you

1116
00:58:52,640 --> 00:58:55,160
Speaker 1: going to be your your best? I think we should

1117
00:58:55,200 --> 00:58:57,720
Speaker 1: post a picture of Uncle Johnny and because people are

1118
00:58:57,720 --> 00:58:59,400
Speaker 1: going to be like, you have to see it. He

1119
00:58:59,440 --> 00:59:01,880
Speaker 1: looks like he was a fu You look like Freddie

1120
00:59:01,920 --> 00:59:07,280
Speaker 1: Mercury wearing a little a butt fong. All right, well, hey, Alex,

1121
00:59:07,320 --> 00:59:09,640
Speaker 1: if you're listening, send us photos of uncle Johnny back then.

1122
00:59:10,000 --> 00:59:12,920
Speaker 1: You don't realize, you know, I never realize that that

1123
00:59:13,040 --> 00:59:16,320
Speaker 1: I was hot. You know, I thought I was sort

1124
00:59:16,360 --> 00:59:19,160
Speaker 1: a good looking, but I had no idea. There you go, see,

1125
00:59:19,240 --> 00:59:22,520
Speaker 1: Nate thinks he's hot. As you get older than you realize.

1126
00:59:22,920 --> 00:59:25,680
Speaker 1: When you were younger, you were, you were things were hot,

1127
00:59:25,800 --> 00:59:27,960
Speaker 1: and you you say, why am I complain? Why did

1128
00:59:28,040 --> 00:59:31,280
Speaker 1: I complain? Right? Why did I complain? Then? Yep? But Nate,

1129
00:59:31,360 --> 00:59:34,200
Speaker 1: Nate is convinced he's at his hottest right now. Every

1130
00:59:34,280 --> 00:59:38,520
Speaker 1: day I'm getting hotter everybody. When I tell people my age,

1131
00:59:39,560 --> 00:59:42,400
Speaker 1: people look at me and go, you're you're over eight,

1132
00:59:42,400 --> 00:59:45,000
Speaker 1: you're in your eighties. That goes yes, and they go,

1133
00:59:45,080 --> 00:59:47,960
Speaker 1: oh my god, you look fabulous, you do and your

1134
00:59:47,960 --> 00:59:50,720
Speaker 1: hair is only like ten years old. What I'm gonna say?

1135
00:59:50,960 --> 00:59:52,360
Speaker 1: So I look at him and I say, but I

1136
00:59:52,400 --> 00:59:56,000
Speaker 1: come in pieces. That's true. Always said the teeth come

1137
00:59:56,040 --> 01:00:00,320
Speaker 1: out comes out, my teeth come off, everything is out

1138
01:00:00,480 --> 01:00:03,160
Speaker 1: enough and I have to throw on a face. I mean,

1139
01:00:03,200 --> 01:00:06,080
Speaker 1: I don't look anything like this in the morning. Yeah.

1140
01:00:06,120 --> 01:00:09,160
Speaker 1: Do you have some bronze are on right now? Yes? Yeah,

1141
01:00:08,960 --> 01:00:12,040
Speaker 1: he loves his Bobby Brown bronze. Well, Uncle Johnny, I

1142
01:00:12,080 --> 01:00:14,440
Speaker 1: think I think that's a great question for everyone to ponder,

1143
01:00:14,520 --> 01:00:19,960
Speaker 1: is when have you had friends even tell you, hey,

1144
01:00:20,000 --> 01:00:22,360
Speaker 1: you were at your best at that time, and uh,

1145
01:00:22,400 --> 01:00:24,600
Speaker 1: and it makes you want to be your best again.

1146
01:00:25,000 --> 01:00:27,280
Speaker 1: It's it's incentive. I don't know, maybe too cerebral. I

1147
01:00:27,280 --> 01:00:29,560
Speaker 1: don't know. Something to think about. So we have jokes.

1148
01:00:29,600 --> 01:00:32,080
Speaker 1: We have jokes for Uncle Johnny. Now we don't have

1149
01:00:32,120 --> 01:00:33,600
Speaker 1: to do them now because I want you to rehearse

1150
01:00:33,640 --> 01:00:42,840
Speaker 1: your jokes. Oh sure, rehearse him. Yeah, he's perfection. Okay. Anyway, Uh,

1151
01:00:42,920 --> 01:00:44,600
Speaker 1: let's go around the room. I'm gonna see what's on

1152
01:00:44,640 --> 01:00:47,600
Speaker 1: your mind, you know, and you'll be last. Tell us

1153
01:00:47,640 --> 01:00:49,800
Speaker 1: what's on your mind today? Okay, we've done this before.

1154
01:00:49,960 --> 01:00:51,600
Speaker 1: We'll start. You'll you'll hear other people do it and

1155
01:00:51,600 --> 01:00:54,360
Speaker 1: you'll understand what's going on. Johnny? All right? Uh, what, Danielle,

1156
01:00:55,200 --> 01:00:59,320
Speaker 1: Uncle Johnny's like mister potato head. We call him that.

1157
01:00:59,320 --> 01:01:02,760
Speaker 1: That's what we call him, mister potato head. Everything comes

1158
01:01:02,760 --> 01:01:07,160
Speaker 1: off his head's like a big potato, big brown potato,

1159
01:01:08,560 --> 01:01:12,440
Speaker 1: glasses and eyes and teeth, the whole thing. Oh my god.

1160
01:01:12,480 --> 01:01:14,680
Speaker 1: All right, Danielle, what's on your mind today? So, my

1161
01:01:14,800 --> 01:01:17,800
Speaker 1: kids and I love SNL. So a lot of times

1162
01:01:17,840 --> 01:01:19,640
Speaker 1: if we don't get a chance to watch an episode,

1163
01:01:19,760 --> 01:01:22,120
Speaker 1: or we like to go back and watch old episodes.

1164
01:01:22,480 --> 01:01:23,960
Speaker 1: You can do that because you know, you can watch

1165
01:01:23,960 --> 01:01:26,200
Speaker 1: it all over the place. So last night we watch

1166
01:01:26,280 --> 01:01:30,120
Speaker 1: the Austin Butler Christmas episode. It is probably one of

1167
01:01:30,160 --> 01:01:33,520
Speaker 1: the funniest episodes that we've ever seen. It's so good,

1168
01:01:33,680 --> 01:01:36,880
Speaker 1: Like I couldn't find one sketch that I was like, hey,

1169
01:01:37,000 --> 01:01:39,600
Speaker 1: this is okay. Most of them were fabulous. So if

1170
01:01:39,600 --> 01:01:42,479
Speaker 1: you get a chance, just watch SNL. Give it a chance.

1171
01:01:42,520 --> 01:01:44,240
Speaker 1: I used to hate it, Remember I used to come

1172
01:01:44,240 --> 01:01:47,720
Speaker 1: in here, dumb show. Saturday Night Live has gone through

1173
01:01:47,720 --> 01:01:49,800
Speaker 1: its ups and down. Yes, now I just love it

1174
01:01:49,800 --> 01:01:52,520
Speaker 1: so much. So Austin Butler's Christmas episode and he is

1175
01:01:52,560 --> 01:01:55,400
Speaker 1: just so smoking hot. It's disgusting. So check it out. Hey, Froggy,

1176
01:01:55,480 --> 01:01:57,440
Speaker 1: what's up with you today? So you guys all think

1177
01:01:57,480 --> 01:01:59,480
Speaker 1: my wife doesn't like me, but I have proof that

1178
01:01:59,520 --> 01:02:02,080
Speaker 1: she does. What did she do now? So I have

1179
01:02:02,160 --> 01:02:05,160
Speaker 1: been coming into the studio here in Jacksonville for three

1180
01:02:05,200 --> 01:02:07,200
Speaker 1: days now. She sent me a Texas morning She says,

1181
01:02:07,280 --> 01:02:09,920
Speaker 1: it's so weird not having you here. I missed talking

1182
01:02:09,920 --> 01:02:12,120
Speaker 1: to you in the mornings. I didn't realize how much

1183
01:02:12,120 --> 01:02:16,600
Speaker 1: I enjoyed it. See, she does like me. Sometimes I

1184
01:02:16,640 --> 01:02:19,320
Speaker 1: have a way for her to realize that. You gotta

1185
01:02:19,360 --> 01:02:21,880
Speaker 1: keep in mind, you guys have been stuck together since

1186
01:02:21,960 --> 01:02:26,040
Speaker 1: the pandemic started. It's time to get out and fly man,

1187
01:02:26,560 --> 01:02:28,480
Speaker 1: get out of the house. She likes me though. I'm

1188
01:02:28,480 --> 01:02:31,680
Speaker 1: gonna save this. I'm a screen shot, show it to her. Yeah,

1189
01:02:31,680 --> 01:02:34,000
Speaker 1: I don't know. If I don't know many relationships I'm

1190
01:02:34,040 --> 01:02:36,200
Speaker 1: aware of where people could actually get along by being

1191
01:02:36,200 --> 01:02:39,680
Speaker 1: stuck in the same house for four years together. Hey, scary,

1192
01:02:39,720 --> 01:02:41,960
Speaker 1: what's up with you today? So my home printers started

1193
01:02:41,960 --> 01:02:44,760
Speaker 1: shooting blanks, like all these blank pages NonStop, and it

1194
01:02:44,800 --> 01:02:47,080
Speaker 1: was it was deemed broken. I want to go buy

1195
01:02:47,080 --> 01:02:49,919
Speaker 1: a new one. And I found out now that all

1196
01:02:49,920 --> 01:02:51,680
Speaker 1: these printers, by the way, I've been through three in

1197
01:02:51,680 --> 01:02:54,600
Speaker 1: the last five years. These companies, they're not in the

1198
01:02:54,600 --> 01:02:57,240
Speaker 1: printer business. They're in the ink business. Oh, these printers

1199
01:02:57,240 --> 01:02:59,360
Speaker 1: are cheap and expendable, and you could just kick him

1200
01:02:59,400 --> 01:03:02,560
Speaker 1: and throw them away. But yet the ink then it's

1201
01:03:02,560 --> 01:03:04,840
Speaker 1: not compatible with my last printer. So now I got

1202
01:03:04,840 --> 01:03:06,240
Speaker 1: to throw out all the ink that I had from

1203
01:03:06,280 --> 01:03:09,160
Speaker 1: this current printer, and there's a wall of ink, and

1204
01:03:09,200 --> 01:03:11,919
Speaker 1: I'm like, ah, there's no way that they can't make

1205
01:03:12,200 --> 01:03:16,120
Speaker 1: this ink for my last printer's homogenized. They're in the

1206
01:03:16,280 --> 01:03:19,200
Speaker 1: ink business, not the printer. Don't throw it away, donate

1207
01:03:19,240 --> 01:03:23,760
Speaker 1: it or stop using paper. Yet, as I looked down

1208
01:03:23,800 --> 01:03:26,000
Speaker 1: at my stack of paper, Hey, Gandhi, what's up with

1209
01:03:26,040 --> 01:03:28,960
Speaker 1: you today? Um, I'm concerned about somebody who is part

1210
01:03:28,960 --> 01:03:31,000
Speaker 1: of our show and I would like to potentially hold

1211
01:03:31,000 --> 01:03:36,160
Speaker 1: an intervention for this person who debt. You're our ops manager, Andrew, Yeah,

1212
01:03:36,240 --> 01:03:38,680
Speaker 1: he needs He has become unhinged. I went to dinner

1213
01:03:38,720 --> 01:03:40,680
Speaker 1: with him last night. And if you don't know about

1214
01:03:40,680 --> 01:03:43,320
Speaker 1: the keyboard, Kaper, somebody has stolen keys off of his keyboard.

1215
01:03:43,520 --> 01:03:46,720
Speaker 1: He will not let this go. He at dinner yesterday

1216
01:03:46,760 --> 01:03:50,200
Speaker 1: called no less than four people, yelling at them, accusing

1217
01:03:50,240 --> 01:03:52,320
Speaker 1: them of taking his keys, and hung up every phone

1218
01:03:52,320 --> 01:03:55,800
Speaker 1: call by saying I don't negotiate with terrorists. Click. He's unhinged,

1219
01:03:55,840 --> 01:03:58,320
Speaker 1: he's lost it. I'm worried about him. He has a list,

1220
01:03:58,360 --> 01:04:00,960
Speaker 1: he's got a list out there of his five suspects. Well,

1221
01:04:01,080 --> 01:04:02,920
Speaker 1: it happened twice. It's not like it happened once. The

1222
01:04:03,000 --> 01:04:06,160
Speaker 1: poor guy has keyboard things stolen twice. Well I feel

1223
01:04:06,200 --> 01:04:09,640
Speaker 1: bad for Andrew, don't. Yeah, yeah, because he's had his

1224
01:04:09,720 --> 01:04:12,480
Speaker 1: keyboard now stolen twice. Pieces of his keyboard stolen twice.

1225
01:04:12,520 --> 01:04:14,960
Speaker 1: I can see where he's upset. He's lost it. I'm

1226
01:04:15,000 --> 01:04:17,120
Speaker 1: just telling all of you now tread lightly around. Well,

1227
01:04:17,160 --> 01:04:18,800
Speaker 1: I know who pushed him to the edge, and that

1228
01:04:18,840 --> 01:04:24,320
Speaker 1: person or people he just stopped doing it. Poor Andrew. Please, hey, Nate,

1229
01:04:24,360 --> 01:04:28,360
Speaker 1: what's up. I am going to most people's favorite place

1230
01:04:28,400 --> 01:04:31,560
Speaker 1: on Earth. I'm going to Disney Who yeah, oh nice

1231
01:04:31,720 --> 01:04:36,640
Speaker 1: you are. Yeah. It was my mom's up Christmas present,

1232
01:04:36,920 --> 01:04:39,280
Speaker 1: because she goes every January, and so I surprised her

1233
01:04:39,320 --> 01:04:42,120
Speaker 1: and said, hey, guess who's joining you? And then I realized,

1234
01:04:42,160 --> 01:04:44,240
Speaker 1: I think the gifts more for me because she had

1235
01:04:44,280 --> 01:04:48,080
Speaker 1: to like make reservations ticket, but she just liked spending

1236
01:04:48,080 --> 01:04:51,480
Speaker 1: time with us. You're gonna have so much fun. I

1237
01:04:51,520 --> 01:04:54,040
Speaker 1: can't wait. We're going to Epcot. Oh, make sure you

1238
01:04:54,080 --> 01:04:57,560
Speaker 1: sell a car so you can afford it, exactly, that's fun,

1239
01:04:57,560 --> 01:04:59,640
Speaker 1: all right, Take lots of pictures, post a lot of stuff. Hey,

1240
01:04:59,640 --> 01:05:02,000
Speaker 1: produce you're Sam? What's up with you today? I need validation.

1241
01:05:02,080 --> 01:05:05,840
Speaker 1: Does anyone else have something that makes them unreasonably angry?

1242
01:05:05,920 --> 01:05:09,440
Speaker 1: Because mine is When William put his keys over my

1243
01:05:09,560 --> 01:05:12,240
Speaker 1: keys on my key hook, I'm not kidding. I go

1244
01:05:12,280 --> 01:05:14,360
Speaker 1: to take my keys and his fall off. I become

1245
01:05:14,400 --> 01:05:18,520
Speaker 1: immediately furious. Is it stupid? Absolutely? Is it reflexive? Also? Yes,

1246
01:05:19,560 --> 01:05:21,880
Speaker 1: a good thing. We don't live together, Sam, because I

1247
01:05:21,880 --> 01:05:24,320
Speaker 1: on the same way. Anyone, you have your own key hook,

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01:05:24,360 --> 01:05:26,280
Speaker 1: it's right next to mine, Just put it on your

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01:05:26,280 --> 01:05:27,880
Speaker 1: own keyhook. Hey, you know what if this is the

1250
01:05:27,880 --> 01:05:33,280
Speaker 1: worst of your problems, you're doing okay? His keys? You

1251
01:05:33,280 --> 01:05:34,640
Speaker 1: know what? Next time you put your keys off, his

1252
01:05:34,680 --> 01:05:36,680
Speaker 1: falls on the floor. Just leave them down there, hide

1253
01:05:36,720 --> 01:05:39,480
Speaker 1: them serves him right there? You go? Hey, Danielle, what's up? No?

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01:05:39,600 --> 01:05:42,400
Speaker 1: I did me all you did? Oh? Gandhi? Did everyone do? Everyone?

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01:05:42,560 --> 01:05:46,680
Speaker 1: Has everyone done? Did everyone get done? Oh? Johnny is last,

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01:05:46,720 --> 01:05:48,919
Speaker 1: of course, Johnny? What is on your mind today? Well?

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01:05:49,280 --> 01:05:51,800
Speaker 1: I have new people have bought my building where I live.

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01:05:51,840 --> 01:05:54,640
Speaker 1: I've been living there for forty three years now, and

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01:05:55,080 --> 01:05:58,920
Speaker 1: uh did my buzzet doesn't didn't work. When I press

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01:05:59,000 --> 01:06:02,160
Speaker 1: your buzzet to let people go in, it wouldn't open

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01:06:02,240 --> 01:06:05,240
Speaker 1: the door. So I had to go down and all

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01:06:05,280 --> 01:06:07,400
Speaker 1: the way and I'm on the top floor the building

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01:06:08,000 --> 01:06:10,560
Speaker 1: and go down and let these people in. Well, now

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01:06:10,600 --> 01:06:14,720
Speaker 1: they've changed it and they've put it what are those things? Were? Screen? Outside?

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01:06:14,840 --> 01:06:17,160
Speaker 1: You can see the people buzzing you from blooded people

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01:06:17,240 --> 01:06:19,880
Speaker 1: buzzing him and everything right and so that. But then

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01:06:19,920 --> 01:06:22,280
Speaker 1: they said, all right, it's all done. Everybody. I says,

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01:06:22,720 --> 01:06:27,440
Speaker 1: what's done? I have nothing upstairs? I have no screen. Well,

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01:06:27,800 --> 01:06:30,280
Speaker 1: how do how do I see anybody? How do they

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01:06:30,320 --> 01:06:32,200
Speaker 1: see me? You got to put them in my bottom

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01:06:32,880 --> 01:06:35,640
Speaker 1: And they said, well, they have this the thing we

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01:06:36,200 --> 01:06:38,800
Speaker 1: like the fingerprints where you have to take a picture

1273
01:06:38,800 --> 01:06:41,440
Speaker 1: of it. It's on the outside and then it tells

1274
01:06:41,480 --> 01:06:46,120
Speaker 1: you how to could connect into And I'm technically technically

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01:06:46,200 --> 01:06:49,320
Speaker 1: challenged here. Yeah, no, you can't figure anything because anything.

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01:06:49,400 --> 01:06:50,880
Speaker 1: So so what what can we do to help you?

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01:06:50,960 --> 01:06:53,440
Speaker 1: John know? So finally the owner is going to come

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01:06:53,480 --> 01:06:56,800
Speaker 1: over today at tomorrow they said, that sends everybody over

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01:06:56,840 --> 01:06:59,440
Speaker 1: to me to come up and show me exactly how

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01:06:59,480 --> 01:07:01,200
Speaker 1: to get it done and take care of it as

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01:07:01,240 --> 01:07:03,160
Speaker 1: the issue though, Uncle Johnny, Now you're gonna see the

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01:07:03,200 --> 01:07:05,400
Speaker 1: people calling to come upstairs. You're not gonna want to

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01:07:05,400 --> 01:07:07,360
Speaker 1: see any of them. You're gonna ignore them. Well, if

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01:07:07,400 --> 01:07:09,120
Speaker 1: I don't know them, of course I will. I'll say

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01:07:09,120 --> 01:07:12,320
Speaker 1: you got the wrong full of goodbye. But I think,

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01:07:12,760 --> 01:07:15,080
Speaker 1: how do I get the picture? It comes on my

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01:07:15,120 --> 01:07:18,080
Speaker 1: phone or on my TV somebody which I don't know.

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01:07:18,160 --> 01:07:19,880
Speaker 1: We don't know what kind of system you have, Johnny.

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01:07:19,920 --> 01:07:22,640
Speaker 1: You really truly don't understand how anything works. I really,

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01:07:22,880 --> 01:07:24,720
Speaker 1: we don't unless we see what it is. But the

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01:07:24,800 --> 01:07:27,160
Speaker 1: good thing about today is that I am going to

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01:07:27,160 --> 01:07:32,600
Speaker 1: see my ex for my MEX partner, your ex, your

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01:07:32,640 --> 01:07:36,920
Speaker 1: MEX partner, X partner, Michael Lovey. We called them. Uh

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01:07:37,040 --> 01:07:40,880
Speaker 1: he's we're best friends because we're good friends now. And

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01:07:40,920 --> 01:07:45,320
Speaker 1: we're going for saki sushi. Today's birthday. So you're gonna

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01:07:45,320 --> 01:07:48,120
Speaker 1: be You're gonna be nice and tanked by by lunchtime today.

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01:07:48,200 --> 01:07:51,080
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, no, we're going about five thirty okay, so

1298
01:07:51,120 --> 01:07:55,120
Speaker 1: it's gonna be uh sacate any time and then uh nice.

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01:07:55,600 --> 01:07:57,520
Speaker 1: You see, that's the thing. Johnny is still out and

1300
01:07:57,560 --> 01:08:00,440
Speaker 1: about and he's parting his ass off. We love that

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01:08:01,160 --> 01:08:02,960
Speaker 1: for you, all right, So we have jokes ready to go.

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01:08:03,560 --> 01:08:06,720
Speaker 1: Dare I hope they're not too filthy for our show,

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01:08:06,800 --> 01:08:09,240
Speaker 1: Uncle John, I do nothing. It's too filthy for here.

1304
01:08:10,480 --> 01:08:13,280
Speaker 1: Ones I used to do myself years ago. When I

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01:08:13,360 --> 01:08:16,439
Speaker 1: first started here, they were much much. Yeah, I know

1306
01:08:16,479 --> 01:08:18,479
Speaker 1: you had dirty, dirty jokes. We got to move on here,

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01:08:18,640 --> 01:08:21,519
Speaker 1: and we'll get to your jokes in a second. Gandhi, Alright,

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01:08:21,640 --> 01:08:23,160
Speaker 1: the three things we need to know what's going on.

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01:08:23,240 --> 01:08:26,479
Speaker 1: Let's start with George Santos, who is making headlines yet again.

1310
01:08:26,680 --> 01:08:28,560
Speaker 1: Yesterday we talked a little bit about some of the

1311
01:08:28,600 --> 01:08:30,080
Speaker 1: stuff going on with him, but now he is being

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01:08:30,120 --> 01:08:34,080
Speaker 1: investigated for lying about claims that his mother survived the

1313
01:08:34,160 --> 01:08:36,040
Speaker 1: nine to eleven terror attacks in her office at the

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01:08:36,040 --> 01:08:39,000
Speaker 1: World Trade Center. Turns out she wasn't even in the country.

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01:08:39,040 --> 01:08:42,439
Speaker 1: She was actually living in Brazil at the time. Yeah,

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01:08:42,479 --> 01:08:44,720
Speaker 1: this stuff is just so provable. I'm not following what

1317
01:08:44,880 --> 01:08:46,800
Speaker 1: he thought he was going to be doing here. Immigration

1318
01:08:46,840 --> 01:08:48,920
Speaker 1: records show that his mother entered the US in two

1319
01:08:48,920 --> 01:08:53,040
Speaker 1: thousand and three after having left Brazil. Indiana Supreme Court

1320
01:08:53,120 --> 01:08:55,280
Speaker 1: is going to hear arguments today in a challenge to

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01:08:55,320 --> 01:08:58,960
Speaker 1: the state's near total abortion ban. A county judge blocked

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01:08:59,000 --> 01:09:01,920
Speaker 1: the law in September. The abortion care providers, including Planned

1323
01:09:01,920 --> 01:09:04,920
Speaker 1: Parenthood and Whole Woman's Health, challenged it just before the

1324
01:09:04,960 --> 01:09:07,040
Speaker 1: law was supposed to take effect. They argue that it

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01:09:07,160 --> 01:09:11,280
Speaker 1: violates the state Constitution's right to liberty. And finally, nobody

1326
01:09:11,360 --> 01:09:15,000
Speaker 1: won Powerball last night. That means the jackpot is rolling

1327
01:09:15,040 --> 01:09:17,280
Speaker 1: over now. It will be worth about four hundred and

1328
01:09:17,320 --> 01:09:20,719
Speaker 1: seventy three million dollars. That drawing will take place on Saturday.

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01:09:20,720 --> 01:09:23,559
Speaker 1: The cash value just over two hundred and fifty five million.

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01:09:23,760 --> 01:09:26,600
Speaker 1: And those are your three things. Thank you, Gandhi. If

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01:09:26,640 --> 01:09:29,360
Speaker 1: you guys make my day off today. Elvis Duran in

1332
01:09:29,360 --> 01:09:32,519
Speaker 1: the Morning show, Save time and money in the new year,

1333
01:09:32,600 --> 01:09:35,400
Speaker 1: Get Hello Fresh and take control of the clock and

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01:09:35,520 --> 01:09:40,040
Speaker 1: your budget with delicious recipes delivered. Get twenty two free

1335
01:09:40,080 --> 01:09:44,000
Speaker 1: meals and free shipping at Hello Fresh dot com slash Elvis.

1336
01:09:44,240 --> 01:09:47,360
Speaker 1: That's Hello Fresh dot com slash elk. All right, it's

1337
01:09:47,360 --> 01:09:49,120
Speaker 1: about to get really weird in here. By the way,

1338
01:09:49,280 --> 01:09:52,160
Speaker 1: Uncle Johnny was talking about the way he looked behind

1339
01:09:52,160 --> 01:09:55,639
Speaker 1: the bar wearing his banana hammock back in the nineteen seventies,

1340
01:09:55,720 --> 01:09:59,280
Speaker 1: nineteen eighties, nineteen sixties. So I just posted it at

1341
01:09:59,320 --> 01:10:03,120
Speaker 1: Elvis Duran and on Instagram. Another reason you should follow

1342
01:10:03,439 --> 01:10:06,519
Speaker 1: because interesting content like that just pops up from time

1343
01:10:06,560 --> 01:10:10,599
Speaker 1: to time anyway, So check that out. Uncle Johnny about

1344
01:10:10,600 --> 01:10:12,840
Speaker 1: to give us some Uncle Johnny jokes. Also, we've got

1345
01:10:13,640 --> 01:10:17,800
Speaker 1: Garrett was sound. It's food news Friday or Thursday rather,

1346
01:10:17,920 --> 01:10:19,880
Speaker 1: and so Froggy has food news on the way. All right,

1347
01:10:19,960 --> 01:10:22,720
Speaker 1: lots to do. We should start with Uncle Johnny. I

1348
01:10:22,720 --> 01:10:33,280
Speaker 1: think how hi lady, Yes, it's time for Johnny. Uncle Johnny.

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01:10:33,320 --> 01:10:38,280
Speaker 1: He's here, Johnny. All right, Now, if I look at

1350
01:10:38,280 --> 01:10:40,479
Speaker 1: those pictures of you from the nineteen sixties and seventies,

1351
01:10:40,520 --> 01:10:43,360
Speaker 1: were you telling these funny jokes even back then? Were

1352
01:10:43,360 --> 01:10:46,600
Speaker 1: you like the life of the party, Uncle Johnny? I had,

1353
01:10:46,640 --> 01:10:48,679
Speaker 1: I had different things. I don't know what I was saying,

1354
01:10:48,720 --> 01:10:51,080
Speaker 1: but they were all crazy. Okay, good, all right, that's

1355
01:10:51,080 --> 01:10:54,720
Speaker 1: all that matter. I was known for that. Okay, what

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01:10:54,760 --> 01:10:57,160
Speaker 1: do you have? What do you have? All right? Yeah?

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01:10:57,240 --> 01:11:01,880
Speaker 1: You ready? Yeah, alright, let's get ready. Okay, I'm getting ready.

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01:11:01,920 --> 01:11:03,559
Speaker 1: We're getting ready. For that. What do we need to

1359
01:11:03,560 --> 01:11:05,439
Speaker 1: do to get ready for the job? All right, but

1360
01:11:05,560 --> 01:11:12,280
Speaker 1: what does a frog say? What does the frog say? Ribbit? Okay? Okay,

1361
01:11:12,600 --> 01:11:17,160
Speaker 1: oh yeah, okay, what does a horny frog say? What

1362
01:11:17,200 --> 01:11:25,120
Speaker 1: does say? Rubb it? Oh? How do you find a

1363
01:11:25,280 --> 01:11:36,520
Speaker 1: blind man at a nude beach? It isn't hard. Oh

1364
01:11:36,720 --> 01:11:44,720
Speaker 1: did you hear about the nude diarrhea? Uh? Diarrhea medication? No? What? Oh? Yeah,

1365
01:11:44,760 --> 01:11:52,360
Speaker 1: it's called gone a gone rhea gone. Aha. Okay, you

1366
01:11:52,479 --> 01:11:56,040
Speaker 1: got You're gonna be gonna be able to say. You see, Johnny,

1367
01:11:56,080 --> 01:11:58,600
Speaker 1: you really shouldn't explain it. You should just give the

1368
01:11:58,600 --> 01:12:00,599
Speaker 1: punchline and let us do the rest of the work.

1369
01:12:00,840 --> 01:12:02,439
Speaker 1: I tribe you guy try to explain, because I like

1370
01:12:02,520 --> 01:12:05,360
Speaker 1: everything would be perfect. Well, I know, okay, all right.

1371
01:12:06,000 --> 01:12:10,120
Speaker 1: Why do you call a cheap circumcision? Why you call

1372
01:12:10,600 --> 01:12:15,800
Speaker 1: cheap circumcision a rip off? That's what I got. That's right,

1373
01:12:16,160 --> 01:12:21,080
Speaker 1: Uncle Johnny. True story was circumcised twice twice, two times.

1374
01:12:21,920 --> 01:12:26,840
Speaker 1: I was much larger. All right, we're doing well. Why

1375
01:12:27,000 --> 01:12:29,559
Speaker 1: do scientists Oh no, hold on, hold on, no, this

1376
01:12:29,600 --> 01:12:35,200
Speaker 1: is a special this is a special new uh segment

1377
01:12:35,240 --> 01:12:37,800
Speaker 1: we're doing with the Uncle Johnny jokes. We're gonna have

1378
01:12:38,120 --> 01:12:41,960
Speaker 1: a computer do the joke first, and then you do

1379
01:12:42,000 --> 01:12:45,439
Speaker 1: it and you have to make it funnier. Are you ready? Okay? Okay,

1380
01:12:45,479 --> 01:12:48,320
Speaker 1: here we go. Here is where are they? Yeah? Here

1381
01:12:48,320 --> 01:12:51,120
Speaker 1: we go. Here is joke number one from the computer.

1382
01:12:51,280 --> 01:12:59,080
Speaker 1: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Why? There's no answer? Why?

1383
01:13:00,160 --> 01:13:04,360
Speaker 1: Because they make up everything? Oh okay, so let's do

1384
01:13:04,400 --> 01:13:09,320
Speaker 1: that all together. Okay, Well, I don't scientists trust atoms

1385
01:13:09,320 --> 01:13:13,439
Speaker 1: because they make up everything? Get it? Okay, now it's

1386
01:13:13,439 --> 01:13:21,880
Speaker 1: your hurt. Why downside this trust atoms? Why atoms? As?

1387
01:13:22,320 --> 01:13:28,160
Speaker 1: Because because they make up everything? Hey okay, so what

1388
01:13:28,280 --> 01:13:31,680
Speaker 1: you just called adams? Atoms? Had drop? What's the shore

1389
01:13:31,680 --> 01:13:35,000
Speaker 1: to attoms? O? Adams? What is that at tom? An atom?

1390
01:13:35,760 --> 01:13:38,040
Speaker 1: An atom? You're made up of atoms? They make up everything.

1391
01:13:38,400 --> 01:13:40,479
Speaker 1: You never went to science class, did you? Oh? I

1392
01:13:40,600 --> 01:13:42,599
Speaker 1: knew a few Adams in my life. I never knew

1393
01:13:42,600 --> 01:13:45,040
Speaker 1: in at toms not Adams. Isn't a man's name. What's

1394
01:13:45,040 --> 01:13:47,280
Speaker 1: the next joke, Uncle Johnny? Let's let's find out from

1395
01:13:47,280 --> 01:13:50,559
Speaker 1: the computer. All right? Oh no, they're noting a computer.

1396
01:13:50,640 --> 01:13:53,720
Speaker 1: Here we go, all right, Why don't oysters give to charity?

1397
01:13:54,040 --> 01:14:01,240
Speaker 1: Why don't oysters give to charity because they're shellfish. Oh okay,

1398
01:14:01,280 --> 01:14:04,640
Speaker 1: you have to do it better. All right, Well, I

1399
01:14:04,680 --> 01:14:10,960
Speaker 1: don't know host this skip to charity? Why because they's shellfish?

1400
01:14:11,000 --> 01:14:18,760
Speaker 1: And drag queen? Why because they're shellfish? Period? Okay, and

1401
01:14:19,360 --> 01:14:22,360
Speaker 1: my best friend just Charity, she's a drag queen. Okay,

1402
01:14:22,560 --> 01:14:30,760
Speaker 1: all right, Uncle Johnny, Okay, what is so funny? I

1403
01:14:30,840 --> 01:14:35,240
Speaker 1: just that's what I'm wondering, Queen Park. I don't know.

1404
01:14:35,720 --> 01:14:38,360
Speaker 1: I just tossed an insight joke. Only he understood. Here's

1405
01:14:38,360 --> 01:14:41,240
Speaker 1: the thing he's like. You see, he's like Nate a

1406
01:14:41,320 --> 01:14:44,479
Speaker 1: little bit. Nate blames things like that, those sudden outbursts

1407
01:14:44,479 --> 01:14:47,080
Speaker 1: on all the strokes he's had. Uncle Johnny hasn't had

1408
01:14:47,080 --> 01:14:49,519
Speaker 1: a stroke. Well I'm gonna have a stroke if I

1409
01:14:49,560 --> 01:14:52,080
Speaker 1: don't get this out. Yes, down, all right, Well thank you,

1410
01:14:52,200 --> 01:14:57,320
Speaker 1: Uncle Johnny. My lord, you gonna move this right here? Yeah? Okay,

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01:14:57,479 --> 01:15:01,080
Speaker 1: So Johnny, it's been nice hanging out with you. We're

1412
01:15:01,120 --> 01:15:05,639
Speaker 1: gonna let Garrett. I know we're gonna have Garrett do sound.

1413
01:15:08,040 --> 01:15:10,080
Speaker 1: Why are you laugh at Froggy? What's going on? I

1414
01:15:10,160 --> 01:15:12,720
Speaker 1: just I love Uncle Johnny so much. He I mean there,

1415
01:15:12,760 --> 01:15:14,800
Speaker 1: I've never met anybody like Johnny in my whole life,

1416
01:15:15,120 --> 01:15:17,799
Speaker 1: and no matter what he everything he does is funny,

1417
01:15:17,960 --> 01:15:20,080
Speaker 1: even if he's not trying to be funny. It's funny.

1418
01:15:20,120 --> 01:15:25,400
Speaker 1: You're hilarious. Bring the room up, it's great, and it

1419
01:15:25,439 --> 01:15:28,160
Speaker 1: really does Uncle Johnny start thinking about what you know what?

1420
01:15:28,479 --> 01:15:30,679
Speaker 1: Since you look a little like Freddie Mercury and those

1421
01:15:30,680 --> 01:15:33,160
Speaker 1: old pictures I just posted on Instagram, we should probably

1422
01:15:33,160 --> 01:15:36,680
Speaker 1: play an old queen song. Yeah, I know, I have

1423
01:15:36,840 --> 01:15:41,920
Speaker 1: been no queen. I know. Okay, sound with Garrett? All right, Garrett? Yes,

1424
01:15:42,040 --> 01:15:43,320
Speaker 1: what do you have going on? All right? So we

1425
01:15:43,479 --> 01:15:45,960
Speaker 1: had the conversation earlier this morning, how did you catch

1426
01:15:46,000 --> 01:15:48,760
Speaker 1: your significant other cheating? And we actually got to talk

1427
01:15:48,760 --> 01:15:50,599
Speaker 1: back on the I Heart radio app that little microphone

1428
01:15:50,640 --> 01:15:53,639
Speaker 1: you could send us some audio. A doorman said, listen

1429
01:15:53,720 --> 01:15:57,120
Speaker 1: to how he got paid from two people that he

1430
01:15:57,200 --> 01:16:00,840
Speaker 1: was guarding a building for. Hello, ladies, I used to

1431
01:16:00,840 --> 01:16:04,000
Speaker 1: be a doorman. I had a couple and this lady.

1432
01:16:04,040 --> 01:16:05,960
Speaker 1: She used to travel a lot. He used to stay

1433
01:16:06,000 --> 01:16:10,360
Speaker 1: at home, work at home. Long story short, she paid

1434
01:16:10,400 --> 01:16:13,200
Speaker 1: me to watch him since I had the overnight. He

1435
01:16:13,360 --> 01:16:17,800
Speaker 1: used to pay me to lie to her. Eventually he

1436
01:16:17,920 --> 01:16:21,360
Speaker 1: got caught. I went on vacation and his wife busted him.

1437
01:16:21,439 --> 01:16:23,320
Speaker 1: There was nobody there to look out for him anymore.

1438
01:16:24,439 --> 01:16:27,400
Speaker 1: I probably made more than a thousand dollars. Wow, so

1439
01:16:27,400 --> 01:16:29,840
Speaker 1: they're both paying and he made a thousand dollars he

1440
01:16:29,880 --> 01:16:32,080
Speaker 1: was double crossing. Okay, cool, and then went on vacation.

1441
01:16:32,320 --> 01:16:34,600
Speaker 1: Did you see the story? A guy went to McDonald's

1442
01:16:34,600 --> 01:16:37,360
Speaker 1: to get some food. He got handed his bag and

1443
01:16:37,439 --> 01:16:39,800
Speaker 1: inside the bag was a bag of cash. I just

1444
01:16:39,840 --> 01:16:43,759
Speaker 1: went to McDonald's handing me my sausage McMuffin and this bag.

1445
01:16:44,920 --> 01:16:50,280
Speaker 1: What's in this bag? Saved deposit just a couple thousand

1446
01:16:50,320 --> 01:16:53,639
Speaker 1: dollars here? Why would you guys do this to me?

1447
01:16:54,200 --> 01:17:01,599
Speaker 1: You don't how bad I want this money? Oh my god,

1448
01:17:01,640 --> 01:17:03,679
Speaker 1: really want to give you a high. I was driving away.

1449
01:17:03,720 --> 01:17:06,679
Speaker 1: They called me back in to give me two hundred

1450
01:17:06,680 --> 01:17:09,960
Speaker 1: dollars and free McDonald's. So why they hand him all

1451
01:17:10,000 --> 01:17:12,800
Speaker 1: that cash in a McDonald's bag. I guess it was

1452
01:17:13,000 --> 01:17:15,720
Speaker 1: right next to the window and they just handed it

1453
01:17:15,720 --> 01:17:18,240
Speaker 1: out there, not realizing. I don't know, accident. And but

1454
01:17:18,479 --> 01:17:20,639
Speaker 1: before he did anything, he had a post on TikTok

1455
01:17:20,680 --> 01:17:24,080
Speaker 1: though I liked it, Okay, So what manager McDonald's puts

1456
01:17:24,080 --> 01:17:26,000
Speaker 1: his fifty million dollars in a bag next to the

1457
01:17:26,080 --> 01:17:29,280
Speaker 1: drive through Windowsberry drug dealer issues, Oh it does, Yes,

1458
01:17:29,840 --> 01:17:32,000
Speaker 1: two hundred bucks and a month's worth of McDonald's, though.

1459
01:17:32,000 --> 01:17:33,519
Speaker 1: I think he got a little bit more out of that.

1460
01:17:33,560 --> 01:17:36,280
Speaker 1: All right, So there is a marine vet. He actually

1461
01:17:36,360 --> 01:17:40,400
Speaker 1: tracked down a dog napper who stole his neighbor's dog,

1462
01:17:40,479 --> 01:17:44,960
Speaker 1: had her dog stolen. The dog napper called the person

1463
01:17:45,080 --> 01:17:47,439
Speaker 1: on their phone and said, hey, for a fee, I'll

1464
01:17:47,439 --> 01:17:49,559
Speaker 1: give the dog back. This marine vet put that phone

1465
01:17:49,640 --> 01:17:52,639
Speaker 1: number into his phone, and because of Instagram, he found

1466
01:17:52,640 --> 01:17:56,759
Speaker 1: the guy. I put the dog napper's phone number into

1467
01:17:56,800 --> 01:18:00,479
Speaker 1: my personal phone, which is connected to my Instagram account,

1468
01:18:00,720 --> 01:18:05,600
Speaker 1: and probably three to four hours later, the Instagram recommended

1469
01:18:05,640 --> 01:18:08,960
Speaker 1: that I follow an account associated with that phone number.

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01:18:09,200 --> 01:18:11,320
Speaker 1: Don't mess with a marine vet, and he found the

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01:18:11,360 --> 01:18:13,720
Speaker 1: guy and he found the dog. Yeah, based off of that,

1472
01:18:13,760 --> 01:18:17,040
Speaker 1: all right. So the big myth about football is during halftime,

1473
01:18:17,080 --> 01:18:18,840
Speaker 1: if you're losing, you go into the locker room and

1474
01:18:18,880 --> 01:18:21,040
Speaker 1: the coach gives a big speech and changes up things.

1475
01:18:21,280 --> 01:18:23,559
Speaker 1: Peyton Manning, who played a lot of football, said that's

1476
01:18:23,600 --> 01:18:25,880
Speaker 1: the biggest myth because it's not even true. I don't

1477
01:18:25,920 --> 01:18:28,120
Speaker 1: know about you. I don't ever made a halftime adjustment

1478
01:18:28,160 --> 01:18:30,240
Speaker 1: in my entire eighteen year career. I think that's the

1479
01:18:30,240 --> 01:18:33,760
Speaker 1: biggest myth in football, the halftime adjustments. Right, you go

1480
01:18:33,840 --> 01:18:36,360
Speaker 1: in if you now here's the restaurroom. You eat a

1481
01:18:36,400 --> 01:18:38,840
Speaker 1: couple of oranges, and then the head coach says, all right,

1482
01:18:38,880 --> 01:18:41,479
Speaker 1: let's go. No, they don't go in and scream at

1483
01:18:41,520 --> 01:18:44,960
Speaker 1: You're like, why don't you think it's like ted Lasso.

1484
01:18:45,640 --> 01:18:47,599
Speaker 1: They get him in there, they don't fit and they

1485
01:18:47,800 --> 01:18:51,599
Speaker 1: can't talk. They pat him on the butt, aspiring speeches. Jerseys,

1486
01:18:51,600 --> 01:18:53,880
Speaker 1: they get new inspirational jerseys. That doesn't happen. All right,

1487
01:18:53,920 --> 01:18:55,600
Speaker 1: let's talk about some music that they put on, like

1488
01:18:55,920 --> 01:18:59,240
Speaker 1: fresh jog straps. Yea, all right, let's talk about music

1489
01:18:59,280 --> 01:19:01,840
Speaker 1: that dropped yesterday a j cole. This is called procrastination.

1490
01:19:01,880 --> 01:19:03,840
Speaker 1: That's it don't help that I'm rich now, so that

1491
01:19:03,920 --> 01:19:06,280
Speaker 1: means that I don't gotta deal with stress of these credits.

1492
01:19:06,280 --> 01:19:08,719
Speaker 1: That's calling my cellular like that young rapper that don't

1493
01:19:08,720 --> 01:19:10,560
Speaker 1: got a jail, but you got the scale and you

1494
01:19:10,680 --> 01:19:12,720
Speaker 1: got the will to make it, no matter how long

1495
01:19:12,800 --> 01:19:14,479
Speaker 1: that it takes for the labels to see or a

1496
01:19:14,520 --> 01:19:16,880
Speaker 1: song that are breaking the rest of them. There we go.

1497
01:19:16,960 --> 01:19:18,840
Speaker 1: Do you have the story behind that? Know what? So

1498
01:19:19,000 --> 01:19:21,479
Speaker 1: he was having some trouble writing music. He decided he

1499
01:19:21,520 --> 01:19:24,200
Speaker 1: was going to go just YouTube J Cole sounding beats.

1500
01:19:24,400 --> 01:19:26,960
Speaker 1: He found that he loved it. He made the song

1501
01:19:27,040 --> 01:19:28,800
Speaker 1: over it, and then he let the guy who made

1502
01:19:28,800 --> 01:19:31,160
Speaker 1: the beat release it on his YouTube channel. Oh that's nice, Yeah,

1503
01:19:31,240 --> 01:19:33,320
Speaker 1: that's awso cool cool. And then fall Out Boy put

1504
01:19:33,320 --> 01:19:35,920
Speaker 1: out some new music. It's called Love from the Other Side.

1505
01:19:35,960 --> 01:19:52,479
Speaker 1: Sounds like this standing love that. It's amazing. You always

1506
01:19:52,520 --> 01:19:55,760
Speaker 1: know it's them. I don't know that sound signature sound.

1507
01:19:55,760 --> 01:19:59,640
Speaker 1: You're a good American guy. All right, uncle Johnny, you

1508
01:19:59,720 --> 01:20:02,080
Speaker 1: still like Freddie Mercury. People are commenting, by the way,

1509
01:20:02,080 --> 01:20:03,800
Speaker 1: texting in about how the honey you are back in

1510
01:20:03,840 --> 01:20:07,000
Speaker 1: the nineteen sixties. Yeah, yeah, and seventies. Let's not forget

1511
01:20:07,040 --> 01:20:10,240
Speaker 1: that decade. Um and you look, click Freddie Mercury from Queen?

1512
01:20:10,560 --> 01:20:12,599
Speaker 1: What Queen song do you love? Do you love any

1513
01:20:12,640 --> 01:20:16,080
Speaker 1: songs from Queen? Yes? I loved the song to said

1514
01:20:16,320 --> 01:20:21,439
Speaker 1: what was what it said? Bohemian Rhapsody? Yes, or we

1515
01:20:21,479 --> 01:20:24,960
Speaker 1: Will Rock You or I like that too? I like

1516
01:20:25,040 --> 01:20:29,839
Speaker 1: all right, this is for uncle Johnny, the Freddie Mercury

1517
01:20:29,960 --> 01:20:36,479
Speaker 1: of our time. Here you go. Sometimes we must depart

1518
01:20:36,560 --> 01:20:41,400
Speaker 1: from the norm. And there's your queen there, Uncle Johnny. Yes,

1519
01:20:41,520 --> 01:20:44,599
Speaker 1: I love them. There you go, and they love you. Danielle,

1520
01:20:44,600 --> 01:20:46,800
Speaker 1: you're ready to go? Yes, all right. Danielle has a

1521
01:20:46,840 --> 01:20:49,760
Speaker 1: lot of sleasy gossips she wants to talk about. Well,

1522
01:20:49,800 --> 01:20:51,840
Speaker 1: first of all, we'll start with Shakiro, which happens to

1523
01:20:51,880 --> 01:20:53,920
Speaker 1: be one of our favorite stories of the day because

1524
01:20:53,920 --> 01:20:57,800
Speaker 1: it's just so stupid. So her ax, Gerard, how did

1525
01:20:57,840 --> 01:21:02,200
Speaker 1: he get busted cheating on her with jam? That's right, jam.

1526
01:21:02,320 --> 01:21:05,280
Speaker 1: She likes jam. She went away for a trip, she

1527
01:21:05,360 --> 01:21:08,800
Speaker 1: came back, her jam was gone. Neither Gerard nor the

1528
01:21:08,880 --> 01:21:13,160
Speaker 1: kids like jam, so obviously somebody else was eating her jam.

1529
01:21:13,240 --> 01:21:15,519
Speaker 1: I just still don't understand how he got away with

1530
01:21:15,720 --> 01:21:19,000
Speaker 1: inviting his girlfriend into Shakira's house. And it gets worse

1531
01:21:19,280 --> 01:21:22,920
Speaker 1: because he did a zoom call and his mistress was

1532
01:21:23,400 --> 01:21:26,240
Speaker 1: on the zoom call in the background, and so Shakira

1533
01:21:26,320 --> 01:21:30,040
Speaker 1: is like, you're in my house with my children. What

1534
01:21:30,080 --> 01:21:32,720
Speaker 1: the hell is this is happening? So, yeah, she was

1535
01:21:32,840 --> 01:21:36,040
Speaker 1: not happy. Rob Lowe pranked his son's twenty two years

1536
01:21:36,040 --> 01:21:39,240
Speaker 1: ago by dressing up as Bigfoot during a camping trip

1537
01:21:39,280 --> 01:21:43,840
Speaker 1: in the Pacific Northwest. One of them didn't kicked him

1538
01:21:43,840 --> 01:21:45,880
Speaker 1: in the nuts. Yeah, one of them wasn't too scared

1539
01:21:45,920 --> 01:21:48,320
Speaker 1: about it, went right up to Bigfoot and kicked him

1540
01:21:48,320 --> 01:21:52,559
Speaker 1: in the crotch. He learned never to dress like Bigfoot again.

1541
01:21:54,040 --> 01:21:58,479
Speaker 1: That's gotta hurt. And Carol Baskin, you guys remember her

1542
01:21:58,479 --> 01:22:01,200
Speaker 1: from Tiger King. We haven't heard about her in a while.

1543
01:22:01,880 --> 01:22:05,679
Speaker 1: They're saying that she said her missing husband, Don Lewis,

1544
01:22:05,800 --> 01:22:09,040
Speaker 1: is alive and well in Costa Rica. This is supposedly

1545
01:22:09,080 --> 01:22:12,240
Speaker 1: the Department of Homeland Security chatting with her. So I

1546
01:22:12,240 --> 01:22:15,519
Speaker 1: don't know if they're investigating it more now the whole

1547
01:22:15,560 --> 01:22:17,760
Speaker 1: point she killed her ex husband, I don't know. They're

1548
01:22:17,760 --> 01:22:21,200
Speaker 1: saying in this interview that they're discovering from twenty twenty one,

1549
01:22:21,800 --> 01:22:23,920
Speaker 1: she said that he was alive in Costa Rica. Yeah.

1550
01:22:23,960 --> 01:22:25,839
Speaker 1: So her whole story was that he was a pilot

1551
01:22:25,880 --> 01:22:28,519
Speaker 1: and he used to fly under the radar all the time,

1552
01:22:28,720 --> 01:22:31,519
Speaker 1: and he actually crashed multiple times lost his pilot's license.

1553
01:22:31,800 --> 01:22:34,639
Speaker 1: So she was convinced that in fact, he went somewhere else,

1554
01:22:34,880 --> 01:22:37,960
Speaker 1: flew under the radar literally and stayed there and framed

1555
01:22:38,000 --> 01:22:40,880
Speaker 1: her for murder and it never happened. Now she's saying like, yeah,

1556
01:22:41,000 --> 01:22:43,240
Speaker 1: Homeland Security confirmed that that's true, and she says that

1557
01:22:43,320 --> 01:22:45,360
Speaker 1: she gave him money, like a million bucks or something

1558
01:22:45,400 --> 01:22:49,599
Speaker 1: to go down there. Now I like her now now

1559
01:22:49,600 --> 01:22:52,400
Speaker 1: that she's not a murderer. So weird, so weird. Britney

1560
01:22:52,400 --> 01:22:54,680
Speaker 1: Spears got a tattoo in Hawaii the other day and

1561
01:22:54,720 --> 01:22:56,200
Speaker 1: she doesn't like it. I don't know if you guys

1562
01:22:56,200 --> 01:22:58,439
Speaker 1: have seen it, but she said it really sucks. So

1563
01:22:58,479 --> 01:23:00,760
Speaker 1: she hasn't showed us. So now she said she's fixing it.

1564
01:23:00,880 --> 01:23:03,160
Speaker 1: So maybe when she gets it fixed, she'll shows what

1565
01:23:03,200 --> 01:23:06,320
Speaker 1: it looks like. Yeah, her posts have been really I mean,

1566
01:23:06,360 --> 01:23:10,559
Speaker 1: I know they're usually something, but there's something anyway. Beyonce

1567
01:23:11,400 --> 01:23:13,679
Speaker 1: is actually about to do a concert in Dubai. She's

1568
01:23:13,680 --> 01:23:16,479
Speaker 1: getting paid twenty four million dollars apparently to perform for

1569
01:23:16,800 --> 01:23:19,679
Speaker 1: one hour, guys, one hour. She did a sound check

1570
01:23:19,800 --> 01:23:22,719
Speaker 1: and it was so loud that people around the area

1571
01:23:23,120 --> 01:23:25,439
Speaker 1: got to witness the concert and they were posting pictures

1572
01:23:25,439 --> 01:23:27,759
Speaker 1: and videos and everything. It's supposed to be a private concert,

1573
01:23:27,760 --> 01:23:29,680
Speaker 1: but you know, the sound check was very loud. Just

1574
01:23:29,720 --> 01:23:32,880
Speaker 1: you reiterate, Yeah, an hour concert. Beyonce is getting paid

1575
01:23:32,920 --> 01:23:35,479
Speaker 1: twenty four million dollars. Yeah, it sounds about right. Yeah,

1576
01:23:35,560 --> 01:23:39,759
Speaker 1: it's yeah, come on for her. Yeah. I remember Beyonce

1577
01:23:39,960 --> 01:23:42,320
Speaker 1: from like the twelve million dollars days. Oh yeah, that

1578
01:23:42,439 --> 01:23:46,439
Speaker 1: was a bargain. If you go to my Instagram story

1579
01:23:46,560 --> 01:23:49,200
Speaker 1: at Radio Danielle Monaro, I have posted a link for

1580
01:23:49,240 --> 01:23:53,080
Speaker 1: the twenty twenty three film preview of Netflix. It's like

1581
01:23:53,120 --> 01:23:55,360
Speaker 1: all the films coming out in twenty twenty three. It's

1582
01:23:55,600 --> 01:23:57,880
Speaker 1: also the release dates, so it's pretty cool. Check it

1583
01:23:57,920 --> 01:23:59,920
Speaker 1: out if you get a chance. Dolly Pardon is doing

1584
01:24:00,160 --> 01:24:03,040
Speaker 1: collaboration on her new album with Steve Perry, Steven Tyler.

1585
01:24:03,280 --> 01:24:07,120
Speaker 1: Sir Paul McCartney shared John Folgrity. She's really hoping that

1586
01:24:07,160 --> 01:24:09,880
Speaker 1: Mick Jagger and Pink and Brandy Carlyle will join her

1587
01:24:09,920 --> 01:24:11,800
Speaker 1: for some things. So it looks sounds like it's going

1588
01:24:11,880 --> 01:24:14,080
Speaker 1: to be a fantastic album. Cannot wait. And by the way,

1589
01:24:14,240 --> 01:24:17,599
Speaker 1: it's Dolly's birthday today, O, Happy birthday. Megan did so

1590
01:24:17,640 --> 01:24:20,120
Speaker 1: well in your theaters. You're getting Megan two point zero

1591
01:24:20,520 --> 01:24:22,639
Speaker 1: and if you didn't know, Megan only costs about twelve

1592
01:24:22,720 --> 01:24:25,320
Speaker 1: million dollars to make and they made ninety one million

1593
01:24:25,360 --> 01:24:27,720
Speaker 1: dollars already, and we'll end off with the twenty one

1594
01:24:27,760 --> 01:24:30,400
Speaker 1: Savage drama. So he was on the social media app

1595
01:24:30,479 --> 01:24:33,719
Speaker 1: Clubhouse in the middle of a heated argument. The audio

1596
01:24:33,760 --> 01:24:37,680
Speaker 1: goes viral. Why well, he basically just telling everybody that

1597
01:24:37,760 --> 01:24:40,320
Speaker 1: anybody that he's got beef with gets smoked. And he

1598
01:24:40,400 --> 01:24:42,439
Speaker 1: told the person he was chatting with, you better shut

1599
01:24:42,479 --> 01:24:45,280
Speaker 1: the bleep up because you're gonna die. So now they're

1600
01:24:45,320 --> 01:24:48,280
Speaker 1: investigating all these names that he dropped that he might

1601
01:24:48,320 --> 01:24:53,160
Speaker 1: have had a pardon. He gave a list out loud, Yeah,

1602
01:24:53,200 --> 01:24:57,800
Speaker 1: of all the people he says he's killed. Yeah. So now, yeah,

1603
01:24:57,840 --> 01:24:59,960
Speaker 1: And what's really weird about that whole thing is people

1604
01:25:00,000 --> 01:25:01,880
Speaker 1: we're like, put an idiot. I can't believe he admitted it.

1605
01:25:02,320 --> 01:25:04,439
Speaker 1: No one's talking about I can't believe he did it. Right,

1606
01:25:04,479 --> 01:25:06,080
Speaker 1: it's I can't believe he admitted it. I'm like you,

1607
01:25:06,720 --> 01:25:08,400
Speaker 1: there's a lot happening here. What about you, Nate, When

1608
01:25:08,439 --> 01:25:09,640
Speaker 1: are you gonna tell us the names of all the

1609
01:25:09,640 --> 01:25:12,639
Speaker 1: people you've murdered? After I'm gone? It'll be a lot, nice,

1610
01:25:12,760 --> 01:25:18,400
Speaker 1: lengthy statement. It's lengthy length You heard that. What's on

1611
01:25:18,479 --> 01:25:20,680
Speaker 1: Celebrity Jeopardy, growing a pip up and don't forget that

1612
01:25:20,760 --> 01:25:25,320
Speaker 1: nineties show on Netflix. Thank you Alice? What about a

1613
01:25:25,400 --> 01:25:31,879
Speaker 1: guy's nipples? The Morning Show? The Morning Show. So excited

1614
01:25:33,520 --> 01:25:36,519
Speaker 1: taking our engineers out for lunch today to thank them

1615
01:25:36,560 --> 01:25:41,479
Speaker 1: for building us these beautiful studios. Engineer Brian brought us bagels.

1616
01:25:41,520 --> 01:25:43,960
Speaker 1: It's like, between us and the engineers, we're all going

1617
01:25:44,040 --> 01:25:47,600
Speaker 1: to gain like five hundred friggan pounds. But gods, we

1618
01:25:47,720 --> 01:25:50,800
Speaker 1: so appreciate all the people that helped put this place together.

1619
01:25:50,920 --> 01:25:53,240
Speaker 1: And they're still working their asses off anyway. So that's

1620
01:25:53,280 --> 01:25:55,960
Speaker 1: the lunch today, you know, me buying lunch every day,

1621
01:25:56,000 --> 01:25:58,800
Speaker 1: there's lunch to be bought. Such a generous name. I'm

1622
01:25:58,880 --> 01:26:01,800
Speaker 1: so generous. Yeah, but dinner last night someone else paid.

1623
01:26:01,800 --> 01:26:05,960
Speaker 1: It felt good let someone else but the bill. Um,

1624
01:26:06,000 --> 01:26:09,600
Speaker 1: So what are you? What are you complaining about? A

1625
01:26:09,600 --> 01:26:13,960
Speaker 1: second ago, I cannot stop smelling the faint smell of sewage,

1626
01:26:14,400 --> 01:26:16,479
Speaker 1: and apparently it's only right here. None of you guys

1627
01:26:16,520 --> 01:26:18,680
Speaker 1: can smell it. I had someone come over and sniff it.

1628
01:26:18,720 --> 01:26:20,880
Speaker 1: Nate says he doesn't smell it at all. I could

1629
01:26:20,880 --> 01:26:23,400
Speaker 1: be going crazy, but it's driving me nuts right now, well,

1630
01:26:23,439 --> 01:26:25,479
Speaker 1: if you smell it, you know who are we to?

1631
01:26:26,080 --> 01:26:27,880
Speaker 1: The thing is is? I went over there, I couldn't

1632
01:26:27,880 --> 01:26:30,040
Speaker 1: smell it because I guess my smeller is off. You

1633
01:26:30,120 --> 01:26:32,800
Speaker 1: know who to say what? The one who smelled it

1634
01:26:32,880 --> 01:26:35,479
Speaker 1: delt it? No, I've been saying it all morning, the

1635
01:26:35,520 --> 01:26:38,600
Speaker 1: whole morning. So okay. So it's the smell of sewage

1636
01:26:38,680 --> 01:26:41,880
Speaker 1: in our brand new studios. Yeah, just like very light sewage. Well,

1637
01:26:41,920 --> 01:26:43,960
Speaker 1: you know who is a great smeller is Scotty Body.

1638
01:26:44,000 --> 01:26:46,920
Speaker 1: He smells everything. Scotty, come here? Can you? Do you mind?

1639
01:26:46,960 --> 01:26:50,680
Speaker 1: Come in? Scott's gonna let him sniff. Okay, I love

1640
01:26:51,160 --> 01:26:52,640
Speaker 1: it so far to come in here, I know it

1641
01:26:52,680 --> 01:26:54,920
Speaker 1: would take him too here hour? Can you would you

1642
01:26:54,960 --> 01:26:58,679
Speaker 1: stand where Gandhi is located and then let her move

1643
01:26:58,760 --> 01:27:01,120
Speaker 1: it sitting in her seat and see if you can

1644
01:27:01,160 --> 01:27:04,160
Speaker 1: smell sewage while you're looking around like that? You guys

1645
01:27:04,200 --> 01:27:07,600
Speaker 1: are always up to something with me. No, No, she

1646
01:27:07,680 --> 01:27:14,080
Speaker 1: actually she smells sewage. I don't smell it, really, yeah,

1647
01:27:14,080 --> 01:27:15,760
Speaker 1: and I'm usually pretty good with that because stuff comes

1648
01:27:15,760 --> 01:27:18,360
Speaker 1: through the events. No, I don't smell it. Huh is

1649
01:27:18,400 --> 01:27:25,640
Speaker 1: it you? Maybe it's her? It smell like girl smell girl.

1650
01:27:27,160 --> 01:27:35,479
Speaker 1: So he's stiff in your seat. None, come back for

1651
01:27:35,560 --> 01:27:39,240
Speaker 1: sniffing Gandhi's seat. Okay, turned that microphone on. I don't

1652
01:27:39,240 --> 01:27:41,800
Speaker 1: know how to turn that. Can you go to a

1653
01:27:41,840 --> 01:27:45,760
Speaker 1: microphone that works, Go to Uncle Johnny's. Okay, sorry, turn

1654
01:27:46,120 --> 01:27:48,400
Speaker 1: this works. We're good. We're good. So why do you

1655
01:27:48,400 --> 01:27:50,560
Speaker 1: always think we're about to do something to you? We

1656
01:27:50,680 --> 01:27:53,080
Speaker 1: just invited you in with a good nose to sniff

1657
01:27:53,120 --> 01:27:55,960
Speaker 1: out the sewage smell. But you're like, you guys something

1658
01:27:56,000 --> 01:27:59,400
Speaker 1: because something always happens like diamonds either scaring the hell

1659
01:27:59,439 --> 01:28:01,679
Speaker 1: out of me. You got are always plotting something against

1660
01:28:01,720 --> 01:28:04,800
Speaker 1: me and written the recording it. Okay, here's probably why

1661
01:28:05,040 --> 01:28:08,479
Speaker 1: you're paranoid. Yeah, I'll tell you why, because you guys

1662
01:28:08,520 --> 01:28:11,519
Speaker 1: are always effing around with each other. Like right now,

1663
01:28:12,080 --> 01:28:15,920
Speaker 1: everyone's effing around with Andrew taking the keys off his keyboard.

1664
01:28:16,200 --> 01:28:20,280
Speaker 1: Now he's so so paranoid, he he's about to take

1665
01:28:20,320 --> 01:28:23,240
Speaker 1: a hostage. He's become a new man. He's unhinged, he's

1666
01:28:23,320 --> 01:28:26,240
Speaker 1: lost it completely. That's because it's happened twice, like they

1667
01:28:26,360 --> 01:28:29,000
Speaker 1: he got new keys to replace the ones that got stolen,

1668
01:28:29,040 --> 01:28:31,519
Speaker 1: and now those are stolen. But okay, here's my point,

1669
01:28:31,560 --> 01:28:35,120
Speaker 1: we have created an environment where everyone is jacking around

1670
01:28:35,160 --> 01:28:38,280
Speaker 1: with everyone else, and so no wonder poor Scottie can't

1671
01:28:38,320 --> 01:28:40,240
Speaker 1: walk in and just sniff the sewage like a normal guy.

1672
01:28:40,360 --> 01:28:42,639
Speaker 1: Is very suspicious. And I still am he still am.

1673
01:28:42,720 --> 01:28:44,760
Speaker 1: He sniffed your seat. I know he did, and I'm

1674
01:28:44,800 --> 01:28:46,400
Speaker 1: glad that he said it smells like girl over here.

1675
01:28:46,400 --> 01:28:51,120
Speaker 1: It's okay, Well, where's Andrews? Yeah, you're dismissing. Let me

1676
01:28:51,120 --> 01:28:54,040
Speaker 1: tell you this. Josh also becoming crazy paranoid. I was

1677
01:28:54,040 --> 01:28:56,000
Speaker 1: on the phone with him yesterday, just ask him a question.

1678
01:28:56,120 --> 01:28:58,240
Speaker 1: He said, you're recording this, I'll talk to you later. Click.

1679
01:28:58,840 --> 01:29:01,800
Speaker 1: What is going on board? Everyone? Everyone's like, everyone's like

1680
01:29:02,320 --> 01:29:04,479
Speaker 1: so scared of it. There's a there's this level of

1681
01:29:04,520 --> 01:29:08,360
Speaker 1: parent paranoia. Why is Josh in there? Andrew? Andrew hits

1682
01:29:08,400 --> 01:29:12,679
Speaker 1: us Mike here? Uh what? Why are you a paranoid

1683
01:29:12,840 --> 01:29:16,200
Speaker 1: mess all of a sudden because I've been there's been

1684
01:29:16,200 --> 01:29:19,120
Speaker 1: a crime committed and I don't know who did it.

1685
01:29:19,479 --> 01:29:22,519
Speaker 1: I just want to know who stole the keys off

1686
01:29:22,680 --> 01:29:26,400
Speaker 1: my keyboard. Simple solution. But now you're like throwing people

1687
01:29:26,439 --> 01:29:30,200
Speaker 1: under the bus. You're yelling at people. Well, I'm interrogating,

1688
01:29:30,880 --> 01:29:34,160
Speaker 1: I'm simply just asking the questions. Then in a group

1689
01:29:34,240 --> 01:29:38,120
Speaker 1: text last night, Josh starts accusing me of taking your

1690
01:29:38,280 --> 01:29:40,640
Speaker 1: and I'm like, I think Josh did it. I mean,

1691
01:29:40,720 --> 01:29:43,120
Speaker 1: you know me, it's my show. I'll take the whole keyboard.

1692
01:29:43,160 --> 01:29:46,559
Speaker 1: I don't even key I'm sorry, you gotta turn him on.

1693
01:29:46,560 --> 01:29:48,280
Speaker 1: I don't know how to hold on a second. Oh God,

1694
01:29:48,280 --> 01:29:51,479
Speaker 1: this place, no wonder. It spells like sewage. I'm telling

1695
01:29:51,479 --> 01:29:55,360
Speaker 1: you anyways, use Uncle Johnny's mike. Do you mind? Okay?

1696
01:29:55,360 --> 01:29:58,839
Speaker 1: What I know exactly when those keys yesterday were stolen

1697
01:29:59,040 --> 01:30:01,960
Speaker 1: and you were in the area, so was Nate's. I

1698
01:30:01,960 --> 01:30:04,719
Speaker 1: didn't take them. I'd have no need to take keys.

1699
01:30:04,760 --> 01:30:07,360
Speaker 1: And if I did, I would just tell you, hey, hey, jerk,

1700
01:30:07,400 --> 01:30:09,240
Speaker 1: I took your keys. I don't like. And then you

1701
01:30:09,280 --> 01:30:11,160
Speaker 1: came over to the table where you were sitting and

1702
01:30:11,200 --> 01:30:13,599
Speaker 1: you had like a little grin on your face and

1703
01:30:13,920 --> 01:30:16,800
Speaker 1: looking back on it, pro suspect I don't have your

1704
01:30:16,840 --> 01:30:23,120
Speaker 1: keys on. Engineer Jeff, Why is Jeff Jeff Hi? Jeff

1705
01:30:23,160 --> 01:30:25,439
Speaker 1: not the engineer you have a theory about, Jeff? Hey,

1706
01:30:25,560 --> 01:30:28,439
Speaker 1: you have a theory about the sewage smell of near Gandhi.

1707
01:30:28,920 --> 01:30:31,040
Speaker 1: I was just texting and Nate call me was now

1708
01:30:31,080 --> 01:30:33,160
Speaker 1: to say, you know, a while back in my New

1709
01:30:33,200 --> 01:30:36,360
Speaker 1: York work building, it was just the faintest, finctest smell,

1710
01:30:36,520 --> 01:30:39,360
Speaker 1: like like you're describing, and uh and and nobody else

1711
01:30:39,360 --> 01:30:40,960
Speaker 1: smelled it. I thought people didn't think it was gonna

1712
01:30:41,000 --> 01:30:43,000
Speaker 1: me for a second there. Well, no, we moved from

1713
01:30:43,000 --> 01:30:47,400
Speaker 1: a building downtown that smelled like crap all the time, exactly,

1714
01:30:47,400 --> 01:30:49,479
Speaker 1: you know what. That was old crap. This is new.

1715
01:30:51,360 --> 01:30:53,960
Speaker 1: They felled eventually a dead mouse in between the little

1716
01:30:53,960 --> 01:30:56,680
Speaker 1: cubicle wall of the dusk I was sitting at. But

1717
01:30:56,760 --> 01:30:58,880
Speaker 1: nobody smelled about me, and I thought I was crazy.

1718
01:30:58,920 --> 01:31:01,320
Speaker 1: All Right, No, you know, Jeff, it could be dead

1719
01:31:01,320 --> 01:31:03,800
Speaker 1: livestock here in the in the building. All Right, we're

1720
01:31:03,800 --> 01:31:05,840
Speaker 1: gonna we're gonna add it to the list of possibilities.

1721
01:31:05,840 --> 01:31:07,639
Speaker 1: Thank you, Jeff, Thank you so much. Are you guys

1722
01:31:07,640 --> 01:31:10,519
Speaker 1: have an awesome day? Thank you? Awesome? You called it

1723
01:31:10,560 --> 01:31:13,880
Speaker 1: with a possible or whatever. Okay, we got a solution there. Okay,

1724
01:31:14,400 --> 01:31:17,880
Speaker 1: with that said, okay, everyone stop messing around with everyone,

1725
01:31:17,960 --> 01:31:21,760
Speaker 1: because we're creating an environment of paranoia. I don't like it.

1726
01:31:21,960 --> 01:31:25,800
Speaker 1: Will you like it? So? If you're loving it? Are

1727
01:31:25,840 --> 01:31:28,559
Speaker 1: you the instigator? Then absolutely not. Can I just say,

1728
01:31:28,640 --> 01:31:31,559
Speaker 1: did you do it? No? I submit, Andrew took his

1729
01:31:31,680 --> 01:31:40,679
Speaker 1: own keys. Here we go to get attention. Okay, everyone

1730
01:31:40,680 --> 01:31:43,920
Speaker 1: out of here, Everyone out of here. I don't trust

1731
01:31:44,000 --> 01:31:46,240
Speaker 1: any of you. Froggy Food News Thursday. What do you

1732
01:31:46,240 --> 01:31:48,080
Speaker 1: have going on? All right? Gandhi, is this for you?

1733
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Speaker 1: The Taco Bell Mexican Pizza as you know what's back,

1734
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1736
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Speaker 1: you spend fifteen dollars, you get one free Mexican pizza. Helly,

1738
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Speaker 1: Now you know, got a big old football game coming up,

1739
01:32:05,800 --> 01:32:07,920
Speaker 1: A couple of big games this weekend, more next weekend,

1740
01:32:07,920 --> 01:32:09,599
Speaker 1: and of course the big one coming up in February.

1741
01:32:09,960 --> 01:32:12,080
Speaker 1: I guess what Taco Bell doing. The Ultimate Game Day

1742
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Speaker 1: Box includes four crunchy tacos, eight crispy chicken wings, two

1743
01:32:16,720 --> 01:32:19,800
Speaker 1: spicy ranch dipping sauces, and one Mexican pizza, all for

1744
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Speaker 1: twenty two dollars. It will be available at Taco Bell

1745
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Speaker 1: from January twenty sixth through February ninth, right around Super

1746
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Speaker 1: Bowl time. You just so hard keep going A big

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Speaker 1: old happy birthday to seventy seven year old Dolly Parton.

1748
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Speaker 1: excited to launch more baking mixes that are steaked in

1750
01:32:42,400 --> 01:32:44,840
Speaker 1: her southern roots. You'll be able to make Dolly Parton

1751
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Speaker 1: buttermilk biscuits, cornbread, fudgie brownies, caramel turtle brownies, and they're

1752
01:32:50,280 --> 01:32:53,120
Speaker 1: all gonna be on shelves later this month, so you'll

1753
01:32:53,120 --> 01:32:56,360
Speaker 1: be able to cook like Dolly. I want a turtle brownie? Okay, well,

1754
01:32:56,400 --> 01:33:00,240
Speaker 1: you can make one of those. Who is that? That's

1755
01:33:00,240 --> 01:33:02,720
Speaker 1: what you call it. By the way, if you've gone

1756
01:33:02,720 --> 01:33:05,040
Speaker 1: out to your favorite restaurant lately and you feel that

1757
01:33:05,160 --> 01:33:08,080
Speaker 1: maybe the flavors aren't exactly the same, they say one

1758
01:33:08,280 --> 01:33:13,120
Speaker 1: in three restaurants are now serving lower quality ingredients due

1759
01:33:13,160 --> 01:33:16,559
Speaker 1: to inflation. So if you go somewhere and you don't

1760
01:33:16,600 --> 01:33:18,400
Speaker 1: think it tastes quite the same, they might have changed

1761
01:33:18,400 --> 01:33:20,479
Speaker 1: some ingredients. That saves them cash. That's what happened to

1762
01:33:20,520 --> 01:33:24,599
Speaker 1: our show. All right, I'm gonna let you guys choose

1763
01:33:24,600 --> 01:33:29,000
Speaker 1: the countdown. Do you want the number one top selling

1764
01:33:29,040 --> 01:33:31,479
Speaker 1: cookies in the US? Brand names them Top five or

1765
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Speaker 1: do you want since the National Popcorn Day, the top

1766
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Speaker 1: five microwave popcorns cookies five microwave pop popcorne cookies. All right,

1767
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Speaker 1: whatever is both? Okay? Here we go. Cookies coming in

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Speaker 1: a number five. Okay, if you've been on a Delta

1769
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1771
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Speaker 1: Lofthouse frosted sugar cookies. What I've seen this from the store.

1772
01:34:04,479 --> 01:34:09,479
Speaker 1: Number two takes baked Shop chocolate chip cookies. Love them.

1773
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Speaker 1: And the number one cookie you have to dip it

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1782
01:34:47,680 --> 01:34:49,599
Speaker 1: It spends such a treat to have Uncle Johnny visit

1783
01:34:49,640 --> 01:34:51,880
Speaker 1: us in the new studios today. But you know, in

1784
01:34:51,920 --> 01:34:55,720
Speaker 1: the studio, it's a new situation. We have rules here.

1785
01:34:55,760 --> 01:34:58,479
Speaker 1: They won't let us put pictures of loved ones up.

1786
01:34:58,640 --> 01:35:01,599
Speaker 1: We can't have plants, right, I mean, there's no blended

1787
01:35:02,320 --> 01:35:05,360
Speaker 1: or blenders. Can't have blender drinks. I mean, as a

1788
01:35:05,360 --> 01:35:07,840
Speaker 1: matter of fact, we have lockers out there. Hey, um,

1789
01:35:08,560 --> 01:35:12,960
Speaker 1: where is I can't turn on Diamond because you push

1790
01:35:13,080 --> 01:35:16,479
Speaker 1: the button. Diamond, I got to talk to you. Okay, Diamond,

1791
01:35:16,479 --> 01:35:20,000
Speaker 1: are you there? Diamond? There you are? Hi, Diamond, are

1792
01:35:20,040 --> 01:35:23,080
Speaker 1: you there? I'm here now as far as the lockers go,

1793
01:35:23,120 --> 01:35:25,280
Speaker 1: aren't there. We have rules about what you can put

1794
01:35:25,280 --> 01:35:27,880
Speaker 1: on your lockers here too, right, Yeah, well I thought

1795
01:35:27,920 --> 01:35:30,720
Speaker 1: there were rules. What happened, Well, I was walking down

1796
01:35:30,800 --> 01:35:34,280
Speaker 1: the hallway and I saw someone put like a picture

1797
01:35:34,840 --> 01:35:40,439
Speaker 1: and their Instagram handle on their locker, right genius. Uh yeah,

1798
01:35:40,439 --> 01:35:43,200
Speaker 1: but it depends on what's on the actual Instagram page.

1799
01:35:43,240 --> 01:35:45,479
Speaker 1: Because I'm nosy, so I went to look at it,

1800
01:35:45,520 --> 01:35:51,080
Speaker 1: and I just feel like it's a little inappropriate. Someone's

1801
01:35:51,120 --> 01:35:54,880
Speaker 1: putting up their skanky Instagram account and you know, the

1802
01:35:55,040 --> 01:35:59,040
Speaker 1: like gyrating and like the videos of the wow. I mean,

1803
01:35:59,439 --> 01:36:01,120
Speaker 1: and I've never seen this person before let me just

1804
01:36:01,160 --> 01:36:03,519
Speaker 1: preface that. Okay, well, they work on our floor obviously,

1805
01:36:04,120 --> 01:36:05,840
Speaker 1: because I've heard if you put anything on your locker,

1806
01:36:06,000 --> 01:36:07,760
Speaker 1: the police will come by and they'll tear it down

1807
01:36:08,000 --> 01:36:10,240
Speaker 1: because they do. They have people that work here that

1808
01:36:10,400 --> 01:36:15,400
Speaker 1: police our offices. I wanted to tear it down, but really, yeah,

1809
01:36:15,400 --> 01:36:17,600
Speaker 1: I leave that one up, just like, what are you

1810
01:36:17,600 --> 01:36:22,200
Speaker 1: putting that up there? For gosh? There was another scandal

1811
01:36:22,240 --> 01:36:25,360
Speaker 1: going on. Oh, lunch today, So I'm taking the engineers

1812
01:36:25,360 --> 01:36:27,719
Speaker 1: out to lunch because they did they did and continued

1813
01:36:27,760 --> 01:36:30,679
Speaker 1: to do an incredible and incredible job with our studios

1814
01:36:30,720 --> 01:36:33,720
Speaker 1: and stuff. So Nate, I said, Nate, you come with

1815
01:36:33,760 --> 01:36:36,080
Speaker 1: me co hosts our lunch for the engineers today. So

1816
01:36:36,120 --> 01:36:38,720
Speaker 1: I leave the room. I come back. He's invited everyone else.

1817
01:36:39,479 --> 01:36:41,280
Speaker 1: So now we have like a party going from ten

1818
01:36:41,320 --> 01:36:45,880
Speaker 1: to twenty. I assume, sorry what I assumed that everybody

1819
01:36:45,960 --> 01:36:48,400
Speaker 1: was invited because you're such a generous man. You're a

1820
01:36:48,400 --> 01:36:53,080
Speaker 1: generous guy. Okay, this is your poop sandwich. I thought, hey,

1821
01:36:53,200 --> 01:36:55,280
Speaker 1: you know what better way to entertain the guys that

1822
01:36:55,479 --> 01:36:58,559
Speaker 1: have us all their jaw jacking and telling jokes and

1823
01:36:58,600 --> 01:37:01,720
Speaker 1: stuff like that. How was I to know that you

1824
01:37:01,720 --> 01:37:04,360
Speaker 1: didn't invite Scary and Gandhi. And how come the term

1825
01:37:04,439 --> 01:37:07,559
Speaker 1: jaw jacking makes me think of oral sex? It does.

1826
01:37:09,000 --> 01:37:11,040
Speaker 1: We'd be doing, we'd be you know. Okay, okay, So,

1827
01:37:11,040 --> 01:37:13,760
Speaker 1: so you assume that I'm taking like the entire floor

1828
01:37:13,760 --> 01:37:15,840
Speaker 1: of people out to lunch today, I would say at

1829
01:37:15,880 --> 01:37:18,400
Speaker 1: least okay, So you invited Scary and Scary said yeah.

1830
01:37:18,439 --> 01:37:20,840
Speaker 1: I said, oh my god, I could have some steak.

1831
01:37:20,920 --> 01:37:23,160
Speaker 1: It'll be perfect because you know, I'm you know, this

1832
01:37:23,280 --> 01:37:24,840
Speaker 1: is a great And then I walked in here and

1833
01:37:24,840 --> 01:37:27,240
Speaker 1: you said you did mean everyone's invited? I said, no,

1834
01:37:27,880 --> 01:37:30,200
Speaker 1: not at all. I didn't know that. Oh my god. Well,

1835
01:37:30,240 --> 01:37:32,280
Speaker 1: so who all did you invite? Did you have to uninvite? Now?

1836
01:37:32,439 --> 01:37:36,240
Speaker 1: These two Scary and Gandhi invite Scotty Bee because he's

1837
01:37:36,240 --> 01:37:40,200
Speaker 1: always good for all. I can't go, So you're good, okay.

1838
01:37:40,200 --> 01:37:41,960
Speaker 1: Well no, well, no one's going. I'm not worried about it.

1839
01:37:42,040 --> 01:37:44,800
Speaker 1: Right out forty two in the city, it's z one hundred. Absolutely,

1840
01:37:44,880 --> 01:37:50,920
Speaker 1: that's why he deserves a steak anyway. So uh all right,

1841
01:37:50,960 --> 01:37:54,080
Speaker 1: So okay, I won't cost you that. We'll we'll pitch in,

1842
01:37:54,160 --> 01:37:57,000
Speaker 1: we'll pay our own way. Okay, you did you call

1843
01:37:57,080 --> 01:37:58,880
Speaker 1: him make the table larger. I'm not doing any work,

1844
01:37:58,920 --> 01:38:01,760
Speaker 1: but you know we have a kid stable. Oh god, Okay,

1845
01:38:01,320 --> 01:38:04,000
Speaker 1: I feel awkward for wanting to go now because I

1846
01:38:04,000 --> 01:38:06,320
Speaker 1: feel like I might half invite. No, we're not. No,

1847
01:38:06,400 --> 01:38:10,679
Speaker 1: you're not invited. You're not at all. I am not invited.

1848
01:38:10,720 --> 01:38:13,280
Speaker 1: When Nate tossed us invite out, I said, uh, nope,

1849
01:38:13,400 --> 01:38:15,599
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna go. Nobody told me about this, and he's, oh, yeah,

1850
01:38:15,600 --> 01:38:18,760
Speaker 1: everyone's invited. You're invited, and you're invited, you're invited. Okay,

1851
01:38:18,800 --> 01:38:21,400
Speaker 1: all right, well it's it's over. I guess what. I

1852
01:38:21,439 --> 01:38:24,040
Speaker 1: have no problem on inviting people. I like that none

1853
01:38:25,160 --> 01:38:27,599
Speaker 1: buy okay, I buy your breakfast every morning. I buy

1854
01:38:27,640 --> 01:38:30,920
Speaker 1: everyone's breakfast every morning. Yeah. And you know we had

1855
01:38:30,920 --> 01:38:34,320
Speaker 1: a big lunch last week about everyone's lunch. Yep. You

1856
01:38:34,360 --> 01:38:36,599
Speaker 1: know it's like it's so it's okay for me to say, no,

1857
01:38:36,680 --> 01:38:39,360
Speaker 1: you're not invited. My favorite West When Scary said something,

1858
01:38:39,360 --> 01:38:42,280
Speaker 1: Elvis goes, well, you probably could get yourself another table

1859
01:38:43,600 --> 01:38:49,479
Speaker 1: over there. Elvis, you're the most generous man I know.

1860
01:38:49,600 --> 01:38:52,479
Speaker 1: And there's a lot of pressure another poop sandwich. There's

1861
01:38:52,479 --> 01:38:55,320
Speaker 1: a lot of pressure being Elvis Duran because I noticed

1862
01:38:55,479 --> 01:38:57,839
Speaker 1: that you pick up the tip for everything you literally

1863
01:38:57,840 --> 01:39:02,080
Speaker 1: walk around. I don't including today. I understand, well today, yes,

1864
01:39:02,160 --> 01:39:05,080
Speaker 1: but normally, normally we're all here, we're hanging out, and

1865
01:39:05,280 --> 01:39:08,000
Speaker 1: then you said you offer this and that, and I'm like, god,

1866
01:39:08,040 --> 01:39:10,559
Speaker 1: I wonder if people look at Elvis as as like

1867
01:39:10,840 --> 01:39:14,000
Speaker 1: Daddy Warbucks or something. He's gonna have to He's gonna

1868
01:39:14,200 --> 01:39:16,000
Speaker 1: pay the bill, mister, mister free lunch is what you

1869
01:39:16,000 --> 01:39:20,400
Speaker 1: look at. It's okay. I'm not worried about it. But well,

1870
01:39:20,400 --> 01:39:22,320
Speaker 1: I'm gonna just say, you know, this is kind of

1871
01:39:22,320 --> 01:39:26,440
Speaker 1: a lesson for everyone, life lesson. It's okay to uninvite people, absolutely,

1872
01:39:26,920 --> 01:39:29,719
Speaker 1: especially if you didn't invite them in the first place. Exactly.

1873
01:39:30,360 --> 01:39:32,040
Speaker 1: I just got a text curious as we're all one

1874
01:39:32,080 --> 01:39:35,080
Speaker 1: to lunch today, so I'm gonna fly you from Jacksonville

1875
01:39:35,120 --> 01:39:37,439
Speaker 1: for lunch. He said, you're flying in right, We're gonna

1876
01:39:37,439 --> 01:39:39,240
Speaker 1: get a private jet. Hold on, I'm gonna I'm the

1877
01:39:39,240 --> 01:39:43,720
Speaker 1: head of the airport. I'll see you guys there. What's that,

1878
01:39:43,840 --> 01:39:50,240
Speaker 1: Uncle Johnny? What time is it? Lunch? I know, hell yeah,

1879
01:39:50,320 --> 01:39:54,000
Speaker 1: uncle Johnny. I love telling you guys lunch. But today's

1880
01:39:54,000 --> 01:39:57,920
Speaker 1: the Engineer's Day, and you're my co Uncle john He

1881
01:39:58,040 --> 01:40:00,840
Speaker 1: lives in the hall ages now eating eagles. And he goes,

1882
01:40:00,920 --> 01:40:03,680
Speaker 1: you know, I'm really not supposed to eat this. I go,

1883
01:40:03,760 --> 01:40:05,320
Speaker 1: what do you mean? He goes, well, I gotta watch

1884
01:40:05,360 --> 01:40:07,320
Speaker 1: what I eat. I go, Uncle Johnny, you drink like

1885
01:40:07,360 --> 01:40:09,160
Speaker 1: a fish. He goes, well, I told him, I'm not

1886
01:40:09,200 --> 01:40:12,600
Speaker 1: giving getting rid of that. Something's got to give. I

1887
01:40:12,680 --> 01:40:14,759
Speaker 1: told him when I go, I'm going with a martini

1888
01:40:14,840 --> 01:40:19,880
Speaker 1: in my hand. Boom, Maybe it'll happen at lunch they

1889
01:40:20,000 --> 01:40:22,800
Speaker 1: tell me that went home and they say, we don't

1890
01:40:22,800 --> 01:40:25,120
Speaker 1: want to eat this with no more cheeses, and we

1891
01:40:25,160 --> 01:40:28,680
Speaker 1: don't want to eat sugar, no dose salt, and uh

1892
01:40:29,240 --> 01:40:32,680
Speaker 1: no cocktails. And I'm going so in other words, you

1893
01:40:32,760 --> 01:40:35,240
Speaker 1: kept me alive so I could get out of bed

1894
01:40:35,240 --> 01:40:36,800
Speaker 1: and go to my couch and sit there and do

1895
01:40:36,920 --> 01:40:40,160
Speaker 1: nothing until I'm dead. Exactly, I said, I am going

1896
01:40:40,240 --> 01:40:42,760
Speaker 1: to enjoy myself. I've enjoyed myself my whole life. I

1897
01:40:43,200 --> 01:40:47,080
Speaker 1: am going when I Uncle Johnny says, when they carried

1898
01:40:47,160 --> 01:40:49,200
Speaker 1: me out of my apartment and then they carry me

1899
01:40:49,200 --> 01:40:52,360
Speaker 1: out in a Martini glass, to be dead in a

1900
01:40:52,560 --> 01:40:54,519
Speaker 1: tiny glass. I'm not going to be in a nursing

1901
01:40:54,600 --> 01:41:00,000
Speaker 1: home or our hospital or summer boom, I want boom boom.

1902
01:41:00,040 --> 01:41:01,680
Speaker 1: I know. The thing is, you know we're around you

1903
01:41:01,720 --> 01:41:03,320
Speaker 1: all the time. You're gonna boom right in front of us,

1904
01:41:03,320 --> 01:41:05,720
Speaker 1: and we're gonna we're gonna. I told him, if you

1905
01:41:05,840 --> 01:41:08,200
Speaker 1: but them in front of you, just call up somebody

1906
01:41:08,240 --> 01:41:11,200
Speaker 1: say take the ashes. Okay, but you don't want it

1907
01:41:11,240 --> 01:41:14,439
Speaker 1: that way, And Johnny, it doesn't work that way when

1908
01:41:14,479 --> 01:41:20,680
Speaker 1: you pass. When you pass away, you don't turn into ash.

1909
01:41:19,880 --> 01:41:24,080
Speaker 1: Turns turned me into ash. Okay. So you die in

1910
01:41:24,120 --> 01:41:26,760
Speaker 1: your living room while we're drinking and you're smoking your

1911
01:41:26,760 --> 01:41:28,600
Speaker 1: pot or whatever. So we're supping to catch you on

1912
01:41:28,680 --> 01:41:33,200
Speaker 1: fire in your living room, just burn you. We a

1913
01:41:33,240 --> 01:41:34,880
Speaker 1: bunch of vikings. We put them on a boat to

1914
01:41:34,960 --> 01:41:36,439
Speaker 1: catch them on fire and throw them out the hunch

1915
01:41:36,479 --> 01:41:39,679
Speaker 1: and river. He's not dead, exactly. Who do you want

1916
01:41:39,720 --> 01:41:41,559
Speaker 1: your ashes to go to? Or do you want them

1917
01:41:41,560 --> 01:41:44,639
Speaker 1: to be scattered thrown into the Great South Bay where

1918
01:41:44,640 --> 01:41:47,720
Speaker 1: I spent sixty years in my life? Okay, I know,

1919
01:41:47,720 --> 01:41:49,920
Speaker 1: but not into big potty. But not until you're dead.

1920
01:41:50,400 --> 01:41:53,760
Speaker 1: You're not dead yet. You're still the problem with keeling over,

1921
01:41:53,920 --> 01:41:56,200
Speaker 1: is it doesn't mean you've died. Yeah, we've seen you

1922
01:41:56,280 --> 01:41:58,439
Speaker 1: keeled over and for almost and you weren't dead. Did

1923
01:41:58,439 --> 01:42:00,280
Speaker 1: you just pass out and then Elvis likes you on fire?

1924
01:42:00,320 --> 01:42:04,240
Speaker 1: This could become a crime. I'm not gonna be a

1925
01:42:04,240 --> 01:42:06,400
Speaker 1: Birdie Nato murder you. I won't. But I happened to

1926
01:42:06,479 --> 01:42:10,040
Speaker 1: my cousin. They're parrot like over and they buried the

1927
01:42:10,040 --> 01:42:12,200
Speaker 1: parrot and they're pretty sure the parrot was still alive.

1928
01:42:12,240 --> 01:42:14,400
Speaker 1: And the parrot just was shocked. That's what the doctor.

1929
01:42:16,760 --> 01:42:18,720
Speaker 1: How do you that happens with parents? Maybe that will

1930
01:42:18,760 --> 01:42:21,040
Speaker 1: happen with ling. How did they know the parrot won't

1931
01:42:21,040 --> 01:42:24,120
Speaker 1: grow up? They the doctor said the parent might not

1932
01:42:24,200 --> 01:42:27,000
Speaker 1: have been dead, so they may have been maybe, But

1933
01:42:27,000 --> 01:42:28,840
Speaker 1: that's I'm afraid. You're walking by and there's a little

1934
01:42:28,880 --> 01:42:34,720
Speaker 1: mound of dirt in the garden. You hear this, But

1935
01:42:34,920 --> 01:42:40,040
Speaker 1: did you say that? I did? Oh? God, okay, So

1936
01:42:40,120 --> 01:42:43,080
Speaker 1: Johnny back to you and you're dying. Yes, we don't

1937
01:42:43,120 --> 01:42:45,040
Speaker 1: want you to die. I don't think you're I don't

1938
01:42:45,080 --> 01:42:46,960
Speaker 1: think I got ready to die. But if I die,

1939
01:42:47,040 --> 01:42:50,160
Speaker 1: I die. You're not fabulous life, I know, but I

1940
01:42:50,200 --> 01:42:54,920
Speaker 1: have great friends and great you, especially in my last

1941
01:42:54,960 --> 01:42:59,160
Speaker 1: fifteen years. Get well. You have changed my own too,

1942
01:42:59,280 --> 01:43:02,200
Speaker 1: as you have changed changed our lives. But Johnny, when

1943
01:43:02,200 --> 01:43:04,240
Speaker 1: you were in the hospital about to die, and even

1944
01:43:04,240 --> 01:43:06,240
Speaker 1: one of the doctors said, let him go, man, I'm like, no.

1945
01:43:07,000 --> 01:43:10,200
Speaker 1: There was one doctor he was chasing me down the

1946
01:43:10,200 --> 01:43:11,840
Speaker 1: hallway trying to get me to sign something so that

1947
01:43:11,840 --> 01:43:14,599
Speaker 1: he could just pull the plug up it. No, you're

1948
01:43:14,640 --> 01:43:17,000
Speaker 1: not ready to go. You need you. There are still

1949
01:43:17,080 --> 01:43:18,840
Speaker 1: lessons you need to learn, and still lessons you need

1950
01:43:18,840 --> 01:43:21,560
Speaker 1: to teach someone. And he's like, I don't want to

1951
01:43:21,560 --> 01:43:23,280
Speaker 1: be a I don't want to be alive. I just

1952
01:43:23,880 --> 01:43:25,840
Speaker 1: let me go. I said, what, Johnny, you're getting better

1953
01:43:25,920 --> 01:43:27,360
Speaker 1: every day. What do you want me to do? Shoot

1954
01:43:27,360 --> 01:43:29,160
Speaker 1: you in the head. We're not going to let you go. See,

1955
01:43:29,200 --> 01:43:31,920
Speaker 1: I'm doing everything they're telling me not to do. I'm

1956
01:43:31,960 --> 01:43:34,640
Speaker 1: eating what I want to eat, and I'm drinking what

1957
01:43:34,760 --> 01:43:37,040
Speaker 1: I want to drink. Okay, but I do try to

1958
01:43:37,040 --> 01:43:40,559
Speaker 1: cut back on certain things. You know that that they

1959
01:43:40,600 --> 01:43:44,160
Speaker 1: tell me that. That's just like I don't sugar anymore,

1960
01:43:44,400 --> 01:43:48,599
Speaker 1: but I sugar substitute. Okay, You'll live forever. And apparently

1961
01:43:48,640 --> 01:43:53,639
Speaker 1: no bagel and cream cheese. Can you not hear? Frog?

1962
01:43:53,760 --> 01:43:56,840
Speaker 1: What's that, Froggy. Instead of seventeen martinis, he's only gonna

1963
01:43:56,880 --> 01:44:02,640
Speaker 1: have maybe sixteen or Okay, that makes sense, let's say so, Johnny, Johnny.

1964
01:44:02,760 --> 01:44:05,240
Speaker 1: The thing is is, you do need if you're gonna

1965
01:44:05,280 --> 01:44:07,879
Speaker 1: live a little longer. You don't want to be slowly

1966
01:44:07,960 --> 01:44:09,960
Speaker 1: dying and being miserable. You need to take care of

1967
01:44:10,000 --> 01:44:12,639
Speaker 1: yourself because you can't one day say I'm gonna die.

1968
01:44:12,920 --> 01:44:15,040
Speaker 1: It doesn't work that way, and then you're gonna be

1969
01:44:15,080 --> 01:44:16,560
Speaker 1: in pain and they're gonna have to go to a

1970
01:44:17,200 --> 01:44:21,240
Speaker 1: hospital in pain all the time. Now I know. Oh

1971
01:44:22,120 --> 01:44:25,800
Speaker 1: the cheese then okay, okay, let's not show wounds and

1972
01:44:25,880 --> 01:44:28,400
Speaker 1: things to the room. Stop it, Johnny, stop it. No

1973
01:44:28,400 --> 01:44:32,880
Speaker 1: one wants to see your lacerations. We love you, we

1974
01:44:32,960 --> 01:44:35,840
Speaker 1: love you, and maybe it's because of selfish reasons. We're

1975
01:44:35,880 --> 01:44:37,519
Speaker 1: not ready for you to go. We're not ready for

1976
01:44:37,640 --> 01:44:39,439
Speaker 1: I'm not ready to go. Yeah, I need that. But

1977
01:44:39,439 --> 01:44:41,040
Speaker 1: but if I do go, I'm gonna have a good

1978
01:44:41,080 --> 01:44:45,840
Speaker 1: time going. Good good for you. Yeah then boom, I

1979
01:44:45,880 --> 01:44:49,120
Speaker 1: want everybody to have a big potty affter. Okay, well

1980
01:44:49,120 --> 01:44:53,400
Speaker 1: why wait, okay, sounds like I'm hosting it in lunch today.

1981
01:44:53,960 --> 01:44:56,679
Speaker 1: We can change this from the engineer appreciation lunch too. Oh,

1982
01:44:56,760 --> 01:45:01,040
Speaker 1: Johnny's gonna die soon lunch. We had a lunch for

1983
01:45:01,120 --> 01:45:04,120
Speaker 1: Froggy because we thought that might happen. Remember, Froggy was

1984
01:45:04,160 --> 01:45:05,919
Speaker 1: going to go in for brain seargeries. We had Froggy's

1985
01:45:06,000 --> 01:45:07,960
Speaker 1: last lunch. You know, I was called the Incase I

1986
01:45:08,040 --> 01:45:12,120
Speaker 1: die lunch. It was a great lunch, it was, and

1987
01:45:12,160 --> 01:45:14,920
Speaker 1: I didn't die. Very prepared, Yes, exactly. Well, Johnny, we

1988
01:45:15,040 --> 01:45:17,360
Speaker 1: love you. Okay, we want to have in case I

1989
01:45:17,479 --> 01:45:22,000
Speaker 1: die lunch shown. Okay, all right, we'll do that. We

1990
01:45:22,040 --> 01:45:24,120
Speaker 1: need to get into the three things we need to

1991
01:45:24,160 --> 01:45:28,360
Speaker 1: know from Gandhi. Oh my goodness, all right, what's going on?

1992
01:45:28,960 --> 01:45:31,280
Speaker 1: New evidence is being revealed in the murders of four

1993
01:45:31,439 --> 01:45:35,080
Speaker 1: University of Idaho students. A Washington State judge ordered redacted

1994
01:45:35,200 --> 01:45:38,320
Speaker 1: versions of police search warrants to be released yesterday. In

1995
01:45:38,400 --> 01:45:42,400
Speaker 1: the search warrants, investigators describe evidence including blood, DNA and

1996
01:45:42,520 --> 01:45:45,879
Speaker 1: data compilations about the victims. As we know, a Washington

1997
01:45:45,920 --> 01:45:49,080
Speaker 1: State University student has been arrested in connection with those killings.

1998
01:45:49,840 --> 01:45:52,320
Speaker 1: Millions of Americans are preparing for some pretty bad weather.

1999
01:45:52,360 --> 01:45:55,000
Speaker 1: A winter storm is bringing dangerous conditions to the Great

2000
01:45:55,080 --> 01:45:58,160
Speaker 1: Lakes area as well as the Central Plains. Heavy snow

2001
01:45:58,320 --> 01:46:01,680
Speaker 1: is expected along with sleet and using rain. Snowfall from

2002
01:46:01,760 --> 01:46:05,360
Speaker 1: Nebraska to Michigan will be happening, along with high wind

2003
01:46:05,400 --> 01:46:08,560
Speaker 1: gusts that will make travel dangerous with near zero visibility.

2004
01:46:09,040 --> 01:46:13,000
Speaker 1: And finally, federal officials say a Jet Blue flight from

2005
01:46:13,040 --> 01:46:15,720
Speaker 1: New York to Puerto Rico bumped into another plane at

2006
01:46:15,800 --> 01:46:19,759
Speaker 1: JFK Airport yesterday, but bumped into it just The FAA

2007
01:46:19,800 --> 01:46:21,880
Speaker 1: said it would be starting an investigation after the plane

2008
01:46:21,920 --> 01:46:23,559
Speaker 1: hit the tail of another Jet Blue plane, and the

2009
01:46:23,600 --> 01:46:26,200
Speaker 1: airline said both planes will be taken out of service.

2010
01:46:26,520 --> 01:46:29,240
Speaker 1: The incident is the second of its kind at jf

2011
01:46:29,520 --> 01:46:32,280
Speaker 1: of its kind at JFK in just a matter of days. Yeah,

2012
01:46:32,280 --> 01:46:34,200
Speaker 1: well the other one was in American and Delta plane

2013
01:46:34,240 --> 01:46:37,960
Speaker 1: almost ran into each other. Yeah, I take off. I

2014
01:46:38,000 --> 01:46:40,000
Speaker 1: hate that you report anyway, those are your Oh wait,

2015
01:46:40,080 --> 01:46:44,959
Speaker 1: four things. It's restaurant week running through February twelve. Yet

2016
01:46:45,200 --> 01:46:47,200
Speaker 1: get out and eat some food. Discount for all of

2017
01:46:47,280 --> 01:46:49,840
Speaker 1: us when we go out. Oh yeah, lunch. We can

2018
01:46:49,840 --> 01:46:52,920
Speaker 1: get a discount on Uncle Johnny's I'm dying lunch. By

2019
01:46:52,960 --> 01:46:55,200
Speaker 1: the way, people are texting, going I'm lost his uncle

2020
01:46:55,240 --> 01:46:57,040
Speaker 1: Johnny dying now. The answer to that is we're all

2021
01:46:57,120 --> 01:47:00,880
Speaker 1: dying are not yet? I'm not going. My dad always

2022
01:47:00,880 --> 01:47:03,240
Speaker 1: said it's not about living longer, it's about dying slower.

2023
01:47:04,200 --> 01:47:12,840
Speaker 1: That's good. Pay attention into that rule. Talking in the

2024
01:47:12,880 --> 01:47:16,479
Speaker 1: morning show Hello Fresh, who got their box last night?

2025
01:47:17,680 --> 01:47:19,639
Speaker 1: Talking about your box? Oh man, it has really really

2026
01:47:19,680 --> 01:47:21,880
Speaker 1: great stuff in it. It has a delicious chicken dish,

2027
01:47:21,920 --> 01:47:25,479
Speaker 1: a bebian bop pork bowl, as well as meatloaf with

2028
01:47:25,520 --> 01:47:29,479
Speaker 1: a creamy sauce. Oh yeah, and so it's all the

2029
01:47:29,600 --> 01:47:33,160
Speaker 1: right portion amounts so you don't waste food. Wasting food

2030
01:47:33,200 --> 01:47:36,040
Speaker 1: is such a dirty deed, it is. I get so

2031
01:47:36,080 --> 01:47:37,840
Speaker 1: happy when you open the box and the recipes are

2032
01:47:37,840 --> 01:47:39,679
Speaker 1: sitting right there on the top of the big recipe cards.

2033
01:47:39,880 --> 01:47:41,960
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