WEBVTT - Bowl Chat - Not Sponsored by EnteNmann's 0:00:00.320 --> 0:00:01.760 We're good. We're good, Deanna. 0:00:01.840 --> 0:00:03.640 You could start wait, maybe I should text her? 0:00:03.960 --> 0:00:06.440 I guess wait, where's your intercom? It's over there. 0:00:06.480 --> 0:00:08.720 Don't feel I could do it. Welcome to bowl Chat. 0:00:08.720 --> 0:00:10.840 Hold on, hey, no, no, no, you don't have to you 0:00:10.880 --> 0:00:14.880 get everything you could have dump it's very everything's precariously placed. 0:00:15.320 --> 0:00:19.040 Don't do it all the way up top. We're good, yeah, 0:00:19.040 --> 0:00:22.640 but now we're not getting any of this. What come, 0:00:22.640 --> 0:00:26.239 sit down, Andy, have a seat. Welcome to bowl Chat. 0:00:26.520 --> 0:00:28.600 I dislike this setup immensely. 0:00:28.680 --> 0:00:32.200 Today's Wednesday, January twenty fifth, and it really is today. Yeah, 0:00:32.240 --> 0:00:34.720 it really is today because we're recording this live. 0:00:34.800 --> 0:00:38.160 If it gets baby nobody. You already titled why can't 0:00:38.159 --> 0:00:41.000 we stream it live? What? Why can't we just go live? 0:00:41.120 --> 0:00:44.120 We could? We couldn't. We didn't, though. Do you want 0:00:44.159 --> 0:00:47.040 me to easily just set this up? It's not easily. 0:00:47.200 --> 0:00:48.960 It is easily. It takes too much time. 0:00:49.080 --> 0:00:51.720 It doesn't welcome you because you don't touch it. 0:00:51.880 --> 0:00:53.880 You need to did you wake up with it? You 0:00:53.960 --> 0:00:55.000 need to brush your hair. 0:00:55.200 --> 0:00:56.880 I'm getting a haircut on Friday. 0:00:56.920 --> 0:01:02.320 You totally just rolled out of bed and said it. 0:01:00.520 --> 0:01:02.760 It's impossible, and I'll tell you why. But it looks 0:01:02.760 --> 0:01:05.400 like you're getting to the length where when I wake 0:01:05.480 --> 0:01:09.640 up in the morning, I get like buckshots like these. Yeah, 0:01:09.640 --> 0:01:12.399 I call them that because it literally like, you know, 0:01:12.440 --> 0:01:15.160 how do you know what a buckshot on? A shotgun? 0:01:15.240 --> 0:01:16.399 Yes? You kill animals with it? 0:01:16.480 --> 0:01:18.880 Okay, no, but it's almost like I got hit with 0:01:18.959 --> 0:01:20.960 one because my hair just goes in like a million 0:01:20.959 --> 0:01:21.600 different directions. 0:01:21.600 --> 0:01:22.880 Why don't you spray some cred in it? 0:01:23.040 --> 0:01:27.200 I refuse to use gel because curly crunchy curls are 0:01:28.319 --> 0:01:30.440 no thanks, crunchy curls, yeah, crunchy curls. 0:01:30.440 --> 0:01:32.000 I'm kind of getting used to this studio. 0:01:32.120 --> 0:01:33.640 I'm getting used to it as well, but I do 0:01:33.720 --> 0:01:35.760 not like all of this right now. 0:01:35.800 --> 0:01:37.560 But it's a serial podcast, I know. 0:01:37.680 --> 0:01:40.399 But right now this is taking up my arm space 0:01:40.440 --> 0:01:43.200 and I'm very claustrophobic, and the room feels warm, and 0:01:43.240 --> 0:01:44.560 I just so turn you. 0:01:44.480 --> 0:01:46.600 Can turn the temperature down. We have our own thermostat. 0:01:47.240 --> 0:01:49.600 Go ahead, hit the bottom, but no, no, no, it's not 0:01:49.640 --> 0:01:51.200 that low. It's gonna get really cold. 0:01:51.320 --> 0:01:53.600 I don't care. It's going to be arctic. You're not 0:01:53.680 --> 0:01:55.440 really in the frame, so you should move over here. 0:01:55.480 --> 0:01:57.880 I am no, you're not there. We go anyway. So 0:01:57.960 --> 0:01:59.760 I'm getting used to this new place. I think you 0:01:59.800 --> 0:02:01.800 are well. You like you sit at your little desk 0:02:01.840 --> 0:02:03.440 over there. I like to see what do you what's 0:02:03.440 --> 0:02:07.120 so busy? Huh okay and huh. 0:02:07.200 --> 0:02:09.840 I especially like some of the amenities in the kitchen. 0:02:10.360 --> 0:02:13.239 So they have the machine that makes the drinks. I 0:02:13.520 --> 0:02:15.000 don't think there's enough selections. 0:02:15.280 --> 0:02:16.160 I agree with you. 0:02:17.280 --> 0:02:19.240 It's it's a it's a cool little machine. If I 0:02:19.240 --> 0:02:21.080 mean most office I've never seen one of these before. 0:02:21.120 --> 0:02:23.360 You put this little pod in there. It's almost like 0:02:23.360 --> 0:02:24.400 a ca cup pod but not. 0:02:24.520 --> 0:02:26.320 It's a flavored seltzer thing. 0:02:26.480 --> 0:02:26.679 Yeah. 0:02:26.720 --> 0:02:28.920 But so I got the Arizona green tea. I was 0:02:28.919 --> 0:02:32.000 hoping it was unsweetened, but it's it has a weird sweetened. 0:02:31.639 --> 0:02:33.120 Thing to it. But it's good. 0:02:33.760 --> 0:02:36.280 I mean, the ice machine kind of weirds me out 0:02:36.320 --> 0:02:38.079 a little bit because it's the kind of thing where 0:02:38.120 --> 0:02:40.120 you there's a scooper in there and I'm trying to 0:02:40.720 --> 0:02:43.760 somebody totally just sticks their hands in there, their gross 0:02:43.800 --> 0:02:45.760 ass bathroom hands in the ice maker. 0:02:45.880 --> 0:02:48.760 Yeah, you really think a lot about these things. I've noticed. 0:02:49.320 --> 0:02:51.680 It's like you really it's it's not just like a 0:02:52.120 --> 0:02:54.160 oh they take ice like you have to paint the 0:02:54.240 --> 0:02:56.440 visual for someone like Yeah, they probably just took like 0:02:56.480 --> 0:02:59.520 a dump in the bathroom and put their creddy hand 0:02:59.560 --> 0:03:01.000 in there. Yeah, what are you trying to do. 0:03:01.080 --> 0:03:02.680 I'll find it. I'll find it. 0:03:02.680 --> 0:03:04.120 You have to turn this on to this way. You 0:03:04.160 --> 0:03:05.360 don't go stupid bad box. 0:03:05.480 --> 0:03:07.400 I know, No, it is a stupid man box. Okay, 0:03:07.520 --> 0:03:08.480 it's not even here anymore. 0:03:08.520 --> 0:03:09.160 What are you looking for? 0:03:09.400 --> 0:03:09.839 That thing? 0:03:10.320 --> 0:03:10.840 What thing? 0:03:11.480 --> 0:03:19.400 It's time for another round of shot? Yeah, thanks Newman. 0:03:19.840 --> 0:03:22.519 So also one other thing that I must I don't 0:03:22.520 --> 0:03:23.639 want to call it a complaint. 0:03:23.760 --> 0:03:25.720 What's the matter? No, nothing, I'm just. 0:03:27.360 --> 0:03:30.079 So I love I really, I really do enjoy a 0:03:30.120 --> 0:03:32.040 lot of the thing. The kitchen's great. There's all kinds 0:03:32.040 --> 0:03:36.840 of cool stuff in there, you know. It's it's nice. Dishwasher, microwave, refrigerator, 0:03:36.960 --> 0:03:40.200 ice maker, the drink machine, the coffee maker, the whole thing, 0:03:40.240 --> 0:03:44.560 and the vending baker. There's also a candlestick maker. But 0:03:45.560 --> 0:03:47.640 the vending machine is where I have to stop short 0:03:48.680 --> 0:03:53.640 because usually when there's vent, I don't I don't like 0:03:53.760 --> 0:03:57.600 the combination vending machines. I like it when there's a 0:03:57.600 --> 0:04:01.320 a beverage machine, yeah, and a snack machine. I don't 0:04:01.440 --> 0:04:04.119 like when they're combined a because there's not as many 0:04:04.240 --> 0:04:06.160 choices because they combined the men. 0:04:06.160 --> 0:04:08.880 I say, what your b is are not cold? 0:04:09.320 --> 0:04:14.640 False? Oh wow? The drink me are cold, But so 0:04:14.760 --> 0:04:17.920 were the snacks because it's a refrigerated machine to keep 0:04:17.960 --> 0:04:19.800 the sodas and the juice is cold. 0:04:19.920 --> 0:04:20.200 Yeah. 0:04:20.320 --> 0:04:22.000 And first of all, there's only like a selection of 0:04:22.080 --> 0:04:24.599 six different canned things because there's no room. 0:04:24.720 --> 0:04:26.479 Well, you know, there's a second mending machine. 0:04:27.360 --> 0:04:27.880 I get it. 0:04:27.880 --> 0:04:30.280 There should be a second veting machine in the kitchen. 0:04:30.839 --> 0:04:33.280 It's on a different floor. Never, it's on this floor. 0:04:33.279 --> 0:04:34.840 Didn't you see the email that went out yesterday? I 0:04:34.839 --> 0:04:38.560 couldn't open it. Discovered out of space? What where is it? 0:04:38.600 --> 0:04:43.480 You ran out of space where I couldn't open the attachment? 0:04:43.720 --> 0:04:45.920 There was a picture and it was just like downloading downloads. 0:04:45.920 --> 0:04:48.480 So I didn't it said message failed to load when 0:04:48.480 --> 0:04:50.479 I opened it. So I'm just like, all right, but 0:04:50.520 --> 0:04:52.320 where's this other? Well, first of all, doesn't matter. I'm 0:04:52.320 --> 0:04:54.120 just saying I don't like the combination machine. 0:04:54.200 --> 0:04:56.800 Literally, you walk directly down the hall and it's like 0:04:56.920 --> 0:04:57.880 tucked behind a. 0:04:57.839 --> 0:04:59.960 Pole, but it's just a beverage machine apparently. 0:05:00.240 --> 0:05:02.400 Yes, so this way, well, I guess that doesn't really 0:05:02.400 --> 0:05:05.560 fix your issue of the snacks being warm, but like 0:05:05.680 --> 0:05:06.960 more variety though, Like. 0:05:06.920 --> 0:05:09.320 I just had cold potato chips, didn't really care for. 0:05:09.520 --> 0:05:12.560 I love that cold potato chips, cold pretzels. 0:05:13.120 --> 0:05:14.880 Really cold twinkies. You like that. 0:05:15.200 --> 0:05:16.839 I don't like twinkies, okay, but if you did, would 0:05:16.839 --> 0:05:19.000 you like them cold or nice and soft and room temperature? 0:05:19.120 --> 0:05:20.680 I don't know because I don't want them. 0:05:20.760 --> 0:05:21.880 I don't want cold cake. 0:05:22.480 --> 0:05:25.360 I do sometimes cold cake is delicious, like a like 0:05:25.400 --> 0:05:27.000 a cake cake cold. 0:05:27.560 --> 0:05:29.200 I tell you when I was a kid, and it 0:05:29.279 --> 0:05:35.000 was mostly a new room temperature cake unless it's ice cream, 0:05:35.120 --> 0:05:39.760 but anyway, it was mostly okay, okay, So Intimen's. 0:05:40.560 --> 0:05:43.440 Love that you had to enunciate on it's that's the 0:05:43.480 --> 0:05:44.040 guy's name. 0:05:44.200 --> 0:05:46.919 I know. It's just hear you doing it on purpose, 0:05:46.960 --> 0:05:49.360 and I could hear myself going, I love Intimin's Donuts 0:05:49.360 --> 0:05:55.120 and you go like it's Intimates. 0:05:56.880 --> 0:06:00.800 Sorry, idiot, Well, I mean that's like I don't want 0:06:00.800 --> 0:06:06.479 to say your name wrong. It's not Entemen, right, It's 0:06:06.560 --> 0:06:10.040 just like it was. It's man emptin man. 0:06:09.880 --> 0:06:10.839 I picked up on it. 0:06:11.040 --> 0:06:15.520 Yeah, I feel like our listeners were just waiting for 0:06:15.560 --> 0:06:18.640 me to say entimen's for you to step in and 0:06:18.680 --> 0:06:21.360 be like, but I didn't. 0:06:21.520 --> 0:06:23.839 Again, I didn't start this. I just said it the 0:06:23.880 --> 0:06:25.440 right way, and then you had to go on. I know. 0:06:25.520 --> 0:06:30.000 It's just it's like when people who like really put 0:06:30.000 --> 0:06:32.120 on an accent for things that they don't. 0:06:32.160 --> 0:06:35.560 Oh yes, we have some of those. Yeah, like that's well, 0:06:35.600 --> 0:06:38.960 that's an unnecessary accent. Yeah, like a gotcha a pep? 0:06:39.520 --> 0:06:43.719 Yeah, or like a right, just say bowling yaze, just 0:06:43.760 --> 0:06:45.200 say caught you a pepe. 0:06:45.040 --> 0:06:48.480 Exactly like when I'm speaking right now naturally to you, 0:06:49.080 --> 0:06:51.479 and there's a place that I okay, so we're going 0:06:51.520 --> 0:06:52.880 on a cruise in February. 0:06:52.920 --> 0:06:54.800 Do you know what? Do you know where it's leaving 0:06:54.800 --> 0:06:55.440 out of? Where? 0:06:55.800 --> 0:06:59.800 Where it's leaving out a freaking Puerto Rico, That's where 0:06:59.839 --> 0:07:01.560 it's leaving out of. If if this is the way 0:07:01.600 --> 0:07:03.640 that I normally talk, you don't just add accent to 0:07:03.680 --> 0:07:05.280 words because you think that it's that way. 0:07:05.440 --> 0:07:07.800 I agree, you know, yeah, I mean again, you're not 0:07:08.040 --> 0:07:11.120 purposely butchering it. But also I think the people who 0:07:11.160 --> 0:07:14.880 you're speaking to probably would appreciate knowing how it's I 0:07:14.920 --> 0:07:17.600 hate that. Please never chew your ice in front of me. 0:07:17.760 --> 0:07:20.320 I usually don't. I hate, I just want to. I 0:07:20.360 --> 0:07:22.480 don't understand how people can chew ice. Yeah, I like 0:07:22.520 --> 0:07:25.480 the I like the hospital ice. Oh that's good stuff. Okay, 0:07:25.680 --> 0:07:31.360 Can I finish with my intimates? No? Sorry? What was it? So? 0:07:32.040 --> 0:07:35.000 Back in the eighties did you get did you get 0:07:35.040 --> 0:07:44.680 Brandy pattern? I can't. Back in the eighties, it was 0:07:44.720 --> 0:07:51.800 a very New York sentiments make Twinkies movie. Dude, that's hostess, 0:07:53.280 --> 0:07:57.800 it's hoe. Are you on drugs today? Seriously? 0:07:58.000 --> 0:08:01.000 I used to Nancy Reagan's yesterday and I thought of 0:08:01.040 --> 0:08:05.320 you instantly. I the coin, Yes, the coin. You gave 0:08:05.360 --> 0:08:07.320 me a coin, A Nancy Reagan coin. 0:08:07.520 --> 0:08:09.920 Oh no, no, give my backpack. 0:08:10.000 --> 0:08:12.239 I give you a first date of issue Nancy Reagan 0:08:12.320 --> 0:08:13.119 postmarked stance. 0:08:13.200 --> 0:08:14.200 I have that in my backpack. 0:08:14.240 --> 0:08:16.320 I bet it's all crumbled now, No, it's not. Let 0:08:16.360 --> 0:08:18.240 me tell you that plastic hold up, it's pristine in 0:08:18.280 --> 0:08:18.800 your backpack? 0:08:18.840 --> 0:08:19.240 It is. 0:08:19.320 --> 0:08:21.760 I could resell that on eBay for easily fifty cents 0:08:21.840 --> 0:08:27.840 this recording. Yes, So, anyway, back in the eighties, when 0:08:27.840 --> 0:08:31.720 I was growing up, Anton Men's was mainly a New 0:08:31.800 --> 0:08:34.839 York or East Coast Northeast thing. Okay, it hadn't really 0:08:34.880 --> 0:08:37.080 spread across the country yet because it was actually a 0:08:37.120 --> 0:08:40.160 local bakery. I think it was in Bay Shore somewhere else, 0:08:40.200 --> 0:08:42.800 Long Island. It was a Long Island company who has 0:08:42.840 --> 0:08:45.000 over the years been you know, sucked up by these 0:08:45.040 --> 0:08:45.959 massive conglomerates. 0:08:46.000 --> 0:08:47.600 I think Bimbo makes it now. 0:08:47.720 --> 0:08:50.240 Oh Bimbo, Yeah, I mean it's it looks like Bimbo, 0:08:50.360 --> 0:08:52.760 but it's actually Bimbo. That's how it That's how it's 0:08:52.800 --> 0:08:55.960 properly pronounced. So I believe that Bimbo Bakery is now. 0:08:56.679 --> 0:09:01.000 I have to go on, would I say it Themeboat Bakeries? 0:09:01.320 --> 0:09:04.560 I believe is who makes intimens now? And they closed 0:09:04.559 --> 0:09:06.200 down the plant and all the people lost their jobs 0:09:06.200 --> 0:09:07.600 and it doesn't smell like doughnuts anymore. 0:09:07.640 --> 0:09:10.160 And that Deanna has access to the blue light one. 0:09:10.440 --> 0:09:12.600 Oh okay, so maybe we should be I don't really 0:09:12.640 --> 0:09:13.640 know where to look here. 0:09:13.760 --> 0:09:15.640 I just to look at me and you. It's a conversation. 0:09:15.960 --> 0:09:17.920 We don't worry about cameras. That's just for you know, 0:09:18.240 --> 0:09:19.240 for extra. 0:09:19.320 --> 0:09:21.840 Although people are saying on YouTube they like watching it 0:09:22.160 --> 0:09:24.080 when there's no video like the two that you did 0:09:24.160 --> 0:09:28.520 by yourself. Yeah, there's no video there was. I did 0:09:28.559 --> 0:09:30.120 it on my phone. You wouldn't take it. 0:09:30.240 --> 0:09:32.960 No, you wouldn't. I sent it to you. No, Okay, 0:09:33.400 --> 0:09:35.680 hold up, dude, I sent it, you didn't. 0:09:36.320 --> 0:09:39.920 And then when you never sent it on dropbox, I 0:09:39.960 --> 0:09:42.480 will tell you because and then when I went back 0:09:42.520 --> 0:09:43.760 and even said something, you were like. 0:09:43.920 --> 0:09:45.559 Yeah, I had deleted it off of my phone. No, 0:09:45.679 --> 0:09:47.520 you had my phone in your hand and it was 0:09:47.559 --> 0:09:48.480 like it's coming through. 0:09:48.720 --> 0:09:50.240 It wasn't. It never did. 0:09:50.640 --> 0:09:54.640 Well, the videos are somewhere anyway, but not on our YouTube. 0:09:54.679 --> 0:09:58.120 So none of those two of the six serials that 0:09:58.160 --> 0:10:00.120 you did while I was in here, yeah, none one 0:10:00.120 --> 0:10:02.840 of them were like, oh yeah, they were great. They 0:10:02.880 --> 0:10:05.120 were Hall of Fame worthy. Hell's yeah, they were okay. 0:10:05.280 --> 0:10:07.280 So they won't be in our twenty twenty four spoonies. 0:10:07.440 --> 0:10:09.719 Why not because there's no video and they'll don't have 0:10:09.800 --> 0:10:12.440 to do like an audio thing. Also, what year is this, Well, 0:10:12.720 --> 0:10:16.560 it's twenty twenty three ceremony, I guess for twenty twenty four. Also, 0:10:16.559 --> 0:10:18.760 we got to find that rescheduled date. People are waiting. 0:10:19.080 --> 0:10:20.720 I mean, I could just post them online. 0:10:21.280 --> 0:10:23.960 I don't know. Wait, can I just finish with the intemens? Oh? 0:10:24.000 --> 0:10:24.320 Sorry? 0:10:24.720 --> 0:10:28.280 Yeah, so hold up, what are we You're taking a break? Peah? 0:10:28.360 --> 0:10:30.320 Oh you better wait for the intimates. It's coming up 0:10:30.360 --> 0:10:31.120 next right after this. 0:10:31.200 --> 0:10:32.560 I'm sure it's a thrilling story. 0:10:32.800 --> 0:10:39.559 Oh you said thrilling, and then that was thriller, serial killer, thriller. 0:10:39.760 --> 0:10:43.280 We'll be back after this, and we were back. 0:10:43.840 --> 0:10:46.680 So anyway, Intimate's cakes. First of all, there were so 0:10:46.720 --> 0:10:49.280 many more varieties back when I was a child. It's 0:10:49.320 --> 0:10:53.960 a little bit more mainstream now. What I'm just saying 0:10:54.000 --> 0:10:54.880 is that the thought of like. 0:10:54.840 --> 0:10:56.959 A pastry being mainstream. 0:10:57.120 --> 0:10:59.960 So this this is all going back to refrigerated cake. 0:11:00.760 --> 0:11:02.800 So when I was a kid, and up until probably 0:11:02.800 --> 0:11:03.800 about ten years. 0:11:03.559 --> 0:11:08.480 Ago, intimen's hipster right now. Yeah, I liked the cake 0:11:08.679 --> 0:11:12.400 varieties back when it was a little more like low key. 0:11:12.760 --> 0:11:15.400 You know. Don't get me started on green Box ebingers 0:11:15.400 --> 0:11:15.920 from Brooklyn. 0:11:16.000 --> 0:11:19.520 Yeah, don't get me started at green Box epics, epic 0:11:19.559 --> 0:11:20.920 gers that came back for a second. 0:11:21.640 --> 0:11:23.160 Anyway, Please guys listen. 0:11:23.200 --> 0:11:25.360 So, when I was a kid, our favorite cake, and 0:11:25.400 --> 0:11:27.280 I wish I could remember exactly what it was called. 0:11:27.320 --> 0:11:29.520 But it was a It was a sponge cake, a 0:11:29.600 --> 0:11:31.480 yellow sponge cake with chocolate chips in it. And on 0:11:31.559 --> 0:11:34.720 topo was it this chocolate. I don't want to call 0:11:34.760 --> 0:11:36.839 it frosting because it wasn't like chocolate frosting. It was 0:11:36.880 --> 0:11:39.520 this chocolate cream with chocolate chips in it, and then 0:11:39.520 --> 0:11:42.120 there was crumbs and powdered sugar on it. It was incredible, 0:11:42.160 --> 0:11:44.760 and it had the filling of the same thing. So 0:11:45.280 --> 0:11:46.680 it was a round cake with the filling. 0:11:46.800 --> 0:11:49.520 Yeah, what a lot of stuff going on with your hands. 0:11:49.600 --> 0:11:51.840 And so we would put it in the freezer. 0:11:52.520 --> 0:11:56.199 It was so good. We always had Intimin's cakes in 0:11:56.240 --> 0:11:58.680 the freezer. My dad loved them frozen. So that's just 0:11:58.679 --> 0:11:59.880 how I kind of grew up with them. There was 0:12:00.440 --> 0:12:02.319 and there was always a knife in the box. There 0:12:02.360 --> 0:12:04.720 was a disgusting knife in the box in the freezer 0:12:05.280 --> 0:12:07.840 with the cake. Yes, it didn't last long. My dad 0:12:07.880 --> 0:12:10.200 was just he was a fiend for Intiman's cakes and 0:12:10.200 --> 0:12:12.080 he would always go to the thrift shop in Bay 0:12:12.080 --> 0:12:12.920 Shore and pick. 0:12:12.800 --> 0:12:13.600 Up the cheap ones. 0:12:13.840 --> 0:12:15.880 You know, they would they put the X mark in 0:12:15.920 --> 0:12:17.400 it because it was a couple of days away from 0:12:17.400 --> 0:12:19.080 the date. But it was from the factory, so it 0:12:19.120 --> 0:12:20.839 wasn't that old. It was just like, you know, you 0:12:20.840 --> 0:12:22.600 couldn't put it on the shelf in the stores anymore. 0:12:23.160 --> 0:12:26.320 But it's just it's just wonderful memories. And then I 0:12:26.320 --> 0:12:29.880 remember when I moved to Cedar Rapids, Iowa. 0:12:30.440 --> 0:12:31.080 They wound up. 0:12:30.960 --> 0:12:33.040 Getting breaking the hit for this episode. They got an 0:12:33.080 --> 0:12:35.960 Edtimen's rack at the High V. Yeah, okay, because it 0:12:36.000 --> 0:12:37.600 wasn't really a thing of people like what is this. 0:12:37.960 --> 0:12:40.480 They only had like the chocolate chip cookies and the 0:12:40.520 --> 0:12:43.280 doughnuts and whatnot. It wasn't like hardcore. They didn't have 0:12:43.320 --> 0:12:45.199 all the cakes and stuff. They we just had a 0:12:45.240 --> 0:12:47.640 small sampling because it had to travel far to get 0:12:47.800 --> 0:12:50.440 to the Midwest, you know. But it was a little 0:12:50.440 --> 0:12:52.040 taste of home when I was there in nineteen ninety four, 0:12:52.120 --> 0:12:54.360 nineteen ninety five, you know, so it was nice. 0:12:54.600 --> 0:12:56.400 But now now you're really gonna try and make it 0:12:56.400 --> 0:12:57.720 seem like you live there for two years. 0:12:57.840 --> 0:12:59.720 Now they're just not as you're really going to try 0:12:59.720 --> 0:13:01.760 that now they're more than it's under a year, but 0:13:01.800 --> 0:13:04.199 because it's stretched over two years, you're really gonna. 0:13:03.920 --> 0:13:06.439 Say it was eleven months. Those are the two years 0:13:06.480 --> 0:13:08.920 that I lived there. I'm dead ninety nine. I'm done. 0:13:09.000 --> 0:13:09.480 I'm done. 0:13:09.520 --> 0:13:10.000 I'm done. 0:13:10.240 --> 0:13:14.800 Why I'm done? Why? You know it gets me very excited, 0:13:14.800 --> 0:13:15.679 Like when I lived. 0:13:15.480 --> 0:13:18.160 There from nineteen ninety four, My memories from nineteen ninety 0:13:18.160 --> 0:13:21.080 four nineteen ninety five, less than a full year you 0:13:21.200 --> 0:13:24.400 lived there. It's stretched over two years, so you're really 0:13:24.440 --> 0:13:26.800 gonna play it up. It gets longer and longer. This 0:13:26.880 --> 0:13:30.120 is exactly my point, and it's always been my point. No, yeah, 0:13:30.160 --> 0:13:31.199 I lived in Miami. 0:13:30.920 --> 0:13:32.199 For three years eleven months. 0:13:32.320 --> 0:13:35.120 Yeah, I lived there from twenty ten. Great memories from 0:13:35.160 --> 0:13:38.920 twenty twenty eleven to twenty thirteen. Yeah, can't, can't forget 0:13:38.960 --> 0:13:39.320 that time. 0:13:39.400 --> 0:13:41.000 Well, it's really cool now because you know, the Big 0:13:41.040 --> 0:13:43.560 Show is on a lot of radio stations across the country, 0:13:43.559 --> 0:13:45.679 and we are on in Cedar Rapids Kiss ninety five 0:13:45.720 --> 0:13:49.160 point seven. So when they send what they call liners 0:13:49.200 --> 0:13:51.760 for Elvis to record, it's like, Hey, it's Alvis Durrant 0:13:51.760 --> 0:13:53.440 on Cedar Rapids number one hit music station. 0:13:53.520 --> 0:13:54.120 I'm like yes. 0:13:54.360 --> 0:13:55.800 And then you know there's like they throw in the 0:13:55.840 --> 0:13:57.640 names of towns. I'm like, I know where the Czech 0:13:57.679 --> 0:14:00.360 villages I used to get drunk there. I love high Atha. 0:14:00.840 --> 0:14:02.680 You know, I like all the towns. 0:14:02.840 --> 0:14:05.679 I know them all so cool Water underage when you 0:14:05.720 --> 0:14:08.480 lived there, Waterloo, Iowa City, you were underage, though I wasn't. 0:14:08.480 --> 0:14:09.160 I had a fake ID. 0:14:09.440 --> 0:14:11.120 Interesting, the truth comes out. 0:14:11.200 --> 0:14:13.240 It was a real idea though, So it wasn't fake 0:14:13.440 --> 0:14:13.960 or was it? 0:14:14.360 --> 0:14:16.840 Well, I had the same one we used ID chief 0:14:17.160 --> 0:14:18.520 It was a fake ID service. 0:14:18.800 --> 0:14:19.880 Yeah, and you would get it. 0:14:19.920 --> 0:14:22.480 Well, have I told the story we talked for steak ID. 0:14:22.680 --> 0:14:24.240 We talked all about my bad Florida one. 0:14:24.360 --> 0:14:24.720 Yeah. 0:14:24.800 --> 0:14:27.200 Well the second one came in a shoe box and 0:14:27.240 --> 0:14:29.520 with like five other people's and it would usually get 0:14:29.520 --> 0:14:32.040 stopped in customs, but this one came through and it scanned. 0:14:32.120 --> 0:14:34.320 Well, my fake ID was a real non driver. I 0:14:34.400 --> 0:14:37.400 d because back then the Iowa DMV was like okay, 0:14:37.400 --> 0:14:38.960 I just laminate it and it was you could do 0:14:38.960 --> 0:14:39.440 whatever you want. 0:14:39.560 --> 0:14:41.320 I love that. They should go back to that. They should, 0:14:41.360 --> 0:14:44.160 oh right, right, sunny. 0:14:44.840 --> 0:14:48.480 So what else is going on? I complained about vending machines. 0:14:48.520 --> 0:14:49.480 I spoke about intimates. 0:14:49.520 --> 0:14:54.480 I brought up Iowa, Yes, Coldgate. I got this new toothbrush. 0:14:54.560 --> 0:14:58.320 My friend's pat Renee told me to get it, and 0:14:58.360 --> 0:15:01.680 so I did. It's called the Colgate Hunt toothbrush. Hum Yeah, 0:15:01.720 --> 0:15:05.120 Cold Gate humming M hum eat you M. They had 0:15:05.120 --> 0:15:08.280 a song called Stars back in nineteen ninety five. Cool 0:15:08.440 --> 0:15:13.040 band was called Hum Great Sure it was counting stars 0:15:13.480 --> 0:15:13.960 big one. 0:15:14.280 --> 0:15:19.240 Okay. So the Coldgate Hum toothbrush It times how long 0:15:19.320 --> 0:15:21.400 you brush your teeth, and it gives you a score 0:15:21.440 --> 0:15:24.480 at the end. And now I'm obsessed with brushing my teeth. 0:15:24.920 --> 0:15:26.760 Is it attached to an app. 0:15:26.720 --> 0:15:29.480 Yes, so it when you put it in your mouth, 0:15:29.920 --> 0:15:32.320 put it in your mouth, it tells you like, oh, 0:15:32.360 --> 0:15:34.840 you're brushing in this zone, brush for another like ten seconds? 0:15:34.840 --> 0:15:35.160 Doesn't know? 0:15:36.440 --> 0:15:38.400 To be honest, it doesn't. And I'll tell you why 0:15:38.720 --> 0:15:40.640 because half the times I'm on the spot that I'm 0:15:40.640 --> 0:15:42.880 brushing and it like doesn't pick up. And then I'll 0:15:42.880 --> 0:15:44.800 go to a completely other side and it picks up. 0:15:45.040 --> 0:15:47.120 But it's just the thought of brushing for three minutes, 0:15:47.120 --> 0:15:49.960 which I never used to do, and all the way 0:15:50.080 --> 0:15:52.720 up like even behind my teeth. Now I'm brushing, it 0:15:52.720 --> 0:15:55.120 feels like I have a fresh from the dentist smile. 0:15:55.320 --> 0:15:57.560 Every time. Three minutes is a very long time A 0:15:57.560 --> 0:15:58.000 brush here. 0:15:58.080 --> 0:16:00.000 It is, and I have to plan around it now, 0:16:00.240 --> 0:16:02.800 Like before I shower. I used to always brush my 0:16:02.840 --> 0:16:04.600 teeth and then go in the shower, but now it's 0:16:04.640 --> 0:16:06.840 like I got to dedicate a full two and a 0:16:06.880 --> 0:16:08.480 half minutes just to brush my teeth. 0:16:08.520 --> 0:16:11.080 How often do you floss? Not enough? 0:16:11.120 --> 0:16:12.920 You're supposed to do it every day. I lie to 0:16:12.960 --> 0:16:15.440 the dentist every time. I don't actually lie. She's like, 0:16:15.720 --> 0:16:18.320 have you been flossing? I'm like, not enough. That's my 0:16:18.400 --> 0:16:20.720 answer every time, because I generally only do it on 0:16:20.800 --> 0:16:23.440 Sunday nights. I know it doesn't make sense, but Sunday 0:16:23.480 --> 0:16:24.000 nights is when I. 0:16:24.000 --> 0:16:27.000 Floss well with this Colgate toothbrush. What's really great is 0:16:27.000 --> 0:16:29.560 that it's telling you to go behind your teeth, like 0:16:29.880 --> 0:16:31.800 in the corners that I never used to really get. 0:16:32.280 --> 0:16:33.880 Just do like a quick blue bloop, blue bloop. 0:16:34.160 --> 0:16:36.320 And when I floss the other day, just because the 0:16:36.360 --> 0:16:38.600 app reminded me too, I found nothing. There was not 0:16:38.640 --> 0:16:40.680 a single thing. I'm also going to the dentist tomorrow, 0:16:41.120 --> 0:16:42.960 so I will. I'll tell you how it went. 0:16:44.600 --> 0:16:47.240 What are you doing, I'm off to the side chewing 0:16:47.320 --> 0:16:47.760 my eyes. 0:16:48.200 --> 0:16:49.240 Do you have to chew your ice? 0:16:49.400 --> 0:16:51.600