Speaker 1: I can't do this. I can't be trusted right, Yeah, No,
Speaker 1: that's too much stress. I don't don't ever trust Jody.
Speaker 1: That's the I mean motto I live like.
Speaker 2: Wow, Wow, there's certain things you should trust me with.
Speaker 2: Being responsible for any sort of electronics is probably not
Speaker 2: one of them.
Speaker 1: It's not one of them. No, No, how are you? Baby? Hi?
Speaker 1: I'm great. I'm doing a lot better than you apparently, so.
Speaker 1: Uh right, I'm fully in fall mode. I yes, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I've been baking. I know this is a this is
Speaker 1: a rare occurrence. I love this. Okay. I baked per
Speaker 1: simmon bread with simmons from my backyard. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I have per simmons in my bowl right now? Are
Speaker 1: they fully? They're full of persimmons? Yeah, so are delicious.
Speaker 1: I love them. Yeah, I've learned a lot. I didn't
Speaker 1: know there were different kinds of persimmons. There's like a
Speaker 1: big yeah. Oh they're so good. Oh they're delicious. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a little it's like a cousin of a pump
Speaker 1: like pumpkin bread is kind of what it tastes like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, like sices, probably of the nutmegs and the things.
Speaker 1: Cinnamon, the nutmeg, all the sugars. Look at you. I
Speaker 1: know it was So I've made some persimmons. I'm going
Speaker 1: to try a persimon margarita a little bit later. Okay,
Speaker 1: I think you should have done it now, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean. Just let's start tasting. It's you know,
Speaker 1: these days, somewhere there are no rules anymore. Maybe it
Speaker 1: doesn't matter. How do you think you have?
Speaker 2: Eighty percent of the people in the world are probably
Speaker 2: drinking at ten am these days.
Speaker 1: Okay, next week it'll be a happy hour at ten
Speaker 1: am on Howard Dannerita. Right, everybody show up a little
Speaker 1: little sauce, right, Yeah, but I like it. I also
Speaker 1: have pamellos. Sorry, I'm just going to talk about.
Speaker 2: Please do for a minute for Simmons and pamelos, Simmons
Speaker 2: and promelos.
Speaker 1: So I tried to make a pamello margarita the other night.
Speaker 1: It did not go well. No, they're huge.
Speaker 3: They're massive, and they're massive and a little bitter.
Speaker 1: So they're too grapefruity. I'm not I'm gonna say they're
Speaker 1: very They're very, very.
Speaker 2: Much like a grapefruit, so they're a little I love grapefruit,
Speaker 2: but I don't know that I would want it.
Speaker 3: Like in a well, I don't know, I like grapefruit juice.
Speaker 1: Oh see, I don't, I I do, I like any
Speaker 1: of it. So why I thought I would like a pamello?
Speaker 1: Have you ever? Have you ever had a pamelo before? No?
Speaker 1: Oh okay, So it's just because.
Speaker 2: It's in your backyard and you were like, hey, yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm like, what am I going to do with this?
Speaker 1: Is that happy thing? All sized? Right? You're like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, that lemon has a problem. Yeah it's Yeah.
Speaker 2: The neighbor across the street from us here has pomelos and.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh yeah, I know. So I think part of
Speaker 1: the problem is there's not as much juice. They're not
Speaker 1: as juicy as I was. They're pretty dry. Like yeah,
Speaker 1: it took me three pamelos just to make two margaritas.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, this is I could feel like lemon
Speaker 1: And yeah, it's like a losing game, you know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, as big as they are, you shouldn't have to
Speaker 2: use more than one.
Speaker 1: I agree, I should be able to like, you know,
Speaker 1: that should give you a gallon of juice? Agree? But no,
Speaker 1: it gave me like two ounces maybe wow, one one pamelo.
Speaker 1: So yeah, not a fan of the pamelos. Okay, what
Speaker 1: am I doing? What am I next? I don't know. Well,
Speaker 1: we have tangerines. Those won't be ready until late November,
Speaker 1: like a little tangerine. Yeah, tangerines are delicious. Next year,
Speaker 1: I hope to have some cherries. Okay, that's past cherry pickies.
Speaker 1: We got three cherries this year, so I'm very hopeful
Speaker 1: for next year that we're going to get more than three.
Speaker 2: My poor, sad little garden that I was all excited about.
Speaker 1: It was the mice.
Speaker 2: The little mouse figured out how to climb up the
Speaker 2: back of my thing around the netting and got in
Speaker 2: and spaked all of my cucumbers. Every day I come
Speaker 2: out and there was one more man and all of
Speaker 2: the cucumbers were gone, picked off my peppers and the tomatoes,
Speaker 2: and so I was just like, wow, get it. Everything
Speaker 2: is just like growing and dead, and.
Speaker 1: I'm like I can't even. It was so mad because
Speaker 1: it was so we were so there, and then it
Speaker 1: was like he was very the mouse was quite thrilled.
Speaker 1: He was for sure, he really he was very well fed.
Speaker 1: I've got to figure out how to remedy that for
Speaker 1: next year. The fact that you tried with the netting
Speaker 1: and then you were still thwarted by the mouse.
Speaker 2: Well it's narrow, I've realized it's there.
Speaker 3: It's the little I left that much behind.
Speaker 1: The they can get standing uh.
Speaker 2: Planter, and it's you know, rough woods, so they just
Speaker 2: climbed right up in it.
Speaker 1: Oh man, those little buggers. They're very, very smart and
Speaker 1: they can fit in any size of space.
Speaker 3: It's cabable anyway.
Speaker 2: So yeah, my garden is not as uh fruitful as yours.
Speaker 1: Not as fruitful. Well, I had to rescue the pamellos
Speaker 1: from the deer because I had deer in my backyard
Speaker 1: eating not the pamelos, I'm sorry, the per simmons. Oh,
Speaker 1: I was gonna say. I was like, wow, deer has
Speaker 1: a interesting taste balad. Yes, this is like I love
Speaker 1: the bitterer. Yeah. No, no, they don't like the bitter,
Speaker 1: but the pamelos yeah or no the per Simmons's. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they were just like snacking on those, and so I'm like, no,
Speaker 1: I'm going to harvest the rest of these. You go,
Speaker 1: why are you crying? Sorry, little little why are you crying?
Speaker 1: She's staring at the door and she's whining. I'm very sorry.
Speaker 1: I'm just going to dominate this pre show chatter. I
Speaker 1: walked in before I even started this, and you're like, Hey,
Speaker 1: how's everybody's day? And I was like, I hate everything?
Speaker 1: So I went on an therapy. Yeah. Yeah, we had
Speaker 1: a little ten minute Yeah, therapeutic. It's venteene sash. That's
Speaker 1: it's been.
Speaker 3: It's just been like two weeks of is what it is?
Speaker 1: You know what?
Speaker 2: I suggest things where you're like, it's just you feel
Speaker 2: like the salmon swimming upstream constantly.
Speaker 1: Nothing is. Everything is ten times harder than it needs
Speaker 1: to be.
Speaker 2: I don't know how many planets are in retrogade right now,
Speaker 2: but it's got to be all of them.
Speaker 1: I don't know something. And we're getting ready to turn
Speaker 1: the clocks back. So you hate you hate that? Yeah, God,
Speaker 1: it's all connected. That's it. I'm dead, all connected. I'm
Speaker 1: just gonna fall into a deep depression now. Sorry, we'll
Speaker 1: wake you up when it's you know what, I need.
Speaker 3: A hibernate, that's really what I need to do.
Speaker 1: We're looking for a replacement co host, just for.
Speaker 2: The Jody taken into her little cave and will not
Speaker 2: be coming out that's literally what I felt like doing.
Speaker 1: Like this whole week, I've been like, no, I don't
Speaker 1: want to anymore. He was like, I've gotten a stupid accident,
Speaker 1: not even a bad one.
Speaker 3: And it wasn't even in my car. It was a
Speaker 3: Misscal's car, his.
Speaker 1: Brand of car. The more you told me about this,
Speaker 1: the worse it got. It was. I'm glad you're okay.
Speaker 2: The car itself, the body is fine. But the guy
Speaker 2: hit the passenger wheel and pushed it in. The wheel
Speaker 2: took all the impact. So now you got alignment, you
Speaker 2: got struts, you got the power steering it. It's like
Speaker 2: it's all kind of like six thousand dollars, which is insane.
Speaker 1: You'd think, oh, I'll just change this tire.
Speaker 2: Tire with the the tire wasn't even flat.
Speaker 1: It wasn't even flat, was like not even hard.
Speaker 2: It just hit like in the right way and pushed
Speaker 2: it in. And I was like, oh, look, lick the
Speaker 2: paint off.
Speaker 1: It was you didn't do anything.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, the same guy was the same thing. And
Speaker 2: now I'm like, but my, but now.
Speaker 1: It's not so good. Anyway, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: I went and worked out this morning and just tried
Speaker 2: to like lift heavyweights and did that help?
Speaker 1: No? No, but I tried. That's okay, it didn't make
Speaker 1: it worse. Okay, well that's good, that's good. But it
Speaker 1: didn't you didn't have the cleansing effect of a good
Speaker 1: workout where you're just sweating out all of your aggravation.
Speaker 2: I sweated out a lot of aggravation. But I think
Speaker 2: I'm so full of it that it's gonna take. It's
Speaker 2: gonna take a lot more sweating than that.
Speaker 1: It's gonna take. Yeah, it's gonna take a few sessions. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm also just perimenopausal and angry. You
Speaker 1: know what I mean? You ever had you know when
Speaker 1: you have those days.
Speaker 2: But it's been multiple days where I just wake up
Speaker 2: and I'm like, everything.
Speaker 1: Is wrong everything? Yeah, no, I get it. I Hey,
Speaker 1: I went through menopause during the pandemic and my mother's death.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. I was just like nobody if you
Speaker 1: didn't hear from me for a year or two, that's
Speaker 1: why that's literally me. I'm like, I don't want to
Speaker 1: talk to my friends, I don't want to talk to anybody.
Speaker 1: Don't ask me to do anything. You just like, don't
Speaker 1: talk to me. I am incapable. Yeah, you just want
Speaker 1: to like off the tree, uncapable.
Speaker 3: Birth Like I am always very capable.
Speaker 2: So when I have these moments when I'm like, I
Speaker 2: just I can't handle life, like.
Speaker 1: The mouse has the mouse has won, the mouse the
Speaker 1: mouth everything, it's uh one at all won? I lost.
Speaker 1: It's a metaphor for your life. The mouse ate everything.
Speaker 2: Now say everything gardens in shambles.
Speaker 1: I am I need a shower. I don't know. Well,
Speaker 1: you know what would make you feel much better is
Speaker 1: discussing an episode that revolves completely around Michelle. Oh, yes,
Speaker 1: how did you don't put you in a good mood?
Speaker 1: Is the thing that is? It is the salve to
Speaker 1: my soul? Maybe that's what started your chain of bad events.
Speaker 1: Maybe that's what.
Speaker 3: No, No, this happened long before I watched the episode.
Speaker 1: Much are you watching it?
Speaker 2: Didn't?
Speaker 1: I was like, oh here week out? Yeah we go? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: so it's missing. Was a mond a bad montage or
Speaker 1: a dream sequence? Was this about? It was almost a
Speaker 1: dream sequence, that's true.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it wasn't this shy of a dream sequence.
Speaker 1: It was bad whatever it was? Yes? Oh boy, Well,
Speaker 1: welcome back to how Rude Tanertos I'm Andrea Barber and
Speaker 1: I'm Jodie Sweeten. Maybe I don't know.
Speaker 2: I've decided if I want to continue being here today.
Speaker 1: You mean whoever you want to be? Yeah, this is
Speaker 1: uh today we're discussing, like how do I start this show?
Speaker 1: They we're discussing Season five, episode nineteen, The Devil Made
Speaker 1: Me Do It? Like this everything this episode okay. This
Speaker 1: originally aired February eighteenth, nineteen ninety two, and it goes
Speaker 1: a little something like this. When Michelle's disobedience lands her
Speaker 1: in the doghouse, the little bow wow in her wants
Speaker 1: to bite back. Meanwhile, DJ plays buffer between a bickering
Speaker 1: Stephanie and Kimmy. Hmmm great.
Speaker 2: I feel like the synopsis has gotten more descriptive.
Speaker 1: Well, metaphors we have, Like, I feel like the whatever.
Speaker 2: Ai we chose to do that has like really upped
Speaker 2: its game.
Speaker 1: It's like it's around on im yeh right.
Speaker 2: Let me have a little theme in here of dogs
Speaker 2: and yeah, yeah, no, it is getting a little bow
Speaker 2: wow in her wants wants to bite back.
Speaker 1: Yeah. If this was a creative writing exercise, I would
Speaker 1: give it an a absolutely yes. This episode was directed
Speaker 1: by Joels Wick it was written by Elias Davis, a
Speaker 1: name that is not familiar, so let's blame Let's blame
Speaker 1: him for all of the mister Dave.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, sorry, David, mister Davis.
Speaker 1: We have a whole bunch of guest stars this week,
Speaker 1: fabulous guest stars. Barkley returns as Little bow Wow Sparky.
Speaker 1: He's the best, so kissed. We will see him one
Speaker 1: more time after this, but not until.
Speaker 2: She almost made as many appearances as Debbie Gregory, except
Speaker 2: the same character.
Speaker 1: He had more continuity than Debbie Grecchory.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Then we have Anthony S. Johnson as Henry Taj's dad.
Speaker 1: And this is another actor who did a ton of
Speaker 1: guest appearances in the day. He was on Buffy the
Speaker 1: Vampire Slayer, Married with Children, Murder. She wrote just all
Speaker 1: of the all of the top hits of the day.
Speaker 1: Then we have Virginia Watson as joe Anne the Mom,
Speaker 1: and she too did a lot of guest appearances. She
Speaker 1: was on Matt Locke Home Improvement and Parker Lewis Can't
Speaker 1: Lose I remember that show. Thought about that show.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 1: Then we have Tamara Mowray Howsley. That's a lot of
Speaker 1: that's a lot of syllables in my in my mouth. Finally,
Speaker 1: this is it. We got all three Mowriy siblings on
Speaker 1: the show this week, which is fantastic. Obviously technically only two.
Speaker 1: You're right, they're playing the same character. I think it's
Speaker 1: just one of them. That's not They're only in one scene.
Speaker 1: I don't think they're both credited, So yeah, who I
Speaker 1: wonder which one it is. I don't mytory. It was
Speaker 1: weird to see like twins playing the role of what
Speaker 1: ten year old fifteen year old? I don't know how
Speaker 1: old she was in this episode, but it was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: usually that's reserved for toddlers, but no, this time they
Speaker 1: had teenage teenage twins. Anyways, best known for the hit
Speaker 1: TV series Sister Sister with her twin sister Tia. She
Speaker 1: also played doctor Kayla Thornton on the TV series Strong Medicine,
Speaker 1: and she has an impressive list of Christmas movies and
Speaker 1: mystery movies with Lifetime and Hallmark and then Tia is
Speaker 1: also credited for the role of Denise. She along with
Speaker 1: Sister Sister, she did one hundred episodes of a TV
Speaker 1: series called The Game, which is a spin off of Girlfriends.
Speaker 1: They did one hundred episodes. Yeah, I'm like, how do
Speaker 1: I never read this show? Yeah, it's fantastic. And then
Speaker 1: she did twenty sixty five episodes of a Nickelodeon series
Speaker 1: called Instant Mom in twenty thirteen. I have heard of
Speaker 1: that one, okay. And then she too has a lot
Speaker 1: of Christmas movie credits to her name. Fantastic, I love it.
Speaker 1: The Mowory's the Mowerys are on the set this week. Yes,
Speaker 1: they are fantastic.
Speaker 2: We have Taught and Tamara were there though, because they
Speaker 2: were like my age and so you could hang out.
Speaker 1: They were always around. That's right, That's so cool. And
Speaker 1: I do wish I knew which one was playing the
Speaker 1: role of Denise. I know I do too. An they're
Speaker 1: birth credited. How does that work with twins? Do they
Speaker 1: both get paid or do they split the fee? Like,
Speaker 1: I don't know how this works when you're like, you
Speaker 1: have to pay both of them, but are they getting
Speaker 1: the same amount of pay as if it was just
Speaker 1: one of them and then you have to split it
Speaker 1: or I have so many questions about this. I never
Speaker 1: thought about this until right now. Hmm. Idea, did they
Speaker 1: have to pay the Olsen twins for the two other
Speaker 1: roles that they played this week, the Devil and the
Speaker 1: Good Michelle and the Bad Michelle. Did they get extra? Right?
Speaker 1: You got for that too, because I think technically you're
Speaker 1: supposed to get paid if you do a different perform
Speaker 1: if you do a different character, you have to get paid.
Speaker 3: I don't think so, no, those in a series.
Speaker 1: Oh I thought no, because I think it would be
Speaker 1: because it's it's you're like, you're under contract to do
Speaker 1: whatever they write in the script.
Speaker 2: Oh, so you they should have had I have.
Speaker 1: Just three actors playing all of the full house cast,
Speaker 1: like completely, you know, like how we did the Secret
Speaker 1: Admirer episode on how Rude Tanner.
Speaker 3: Exactly, just us playing everything.
Speaker 1: Hey, you know what, that's that's a bargain right there.
Speaker 1: They should have just hired us to do it all. Yeah. Anyways,
Speaker 1: So Tas is back as Teddy, Darlene Vogel returns as
Speaker 1: Wendy Tanner, and Journey Smolette is credited in this episode,
Speaker 1: even though she wasn't in it, so I don't know credit.
Speaker 1: We've got people credited that are in it. We got
Speaker 1: people that aren't credited who are it's you know, the
Speaker 1: only thing. The only consistency is Barkley. Really, Barkley is
Speaker 1: the only kids.
Speaker 3: He's the He's the one thread that runs throughout all of.
Speaker 1: Full House, right, yeah, he is. I love that little
Speaker 1: Love that little guy, Love that Amphibian, Love that Amphibian.
Speaker 1: We start with the teaser in DJ's room. Michelle walks
Speaker 1: in with a kid's portable speaker and microphone and she announces,
Speaker 1: guess what time it is. DJ is typing away at
Speaker 1: her computer and shrugs four thirty, and Michelle exclaims, Nope,
Speaker 1: it's time for the Michelle Show, and she starts singing
Speaker 1: her made up theme song.
Speaker 3: This is very meta, right yeah, I'm like, yes it is.
Speaker 1: At first, I was like, oh, that's funny how she
Speaker 1: said this is the Michelle Show. And I'm like, oh no,
Speaker 1: she really meant it, Like she really meant that. Oh boy.
Speaker 1: DJ admits she loves that show, but she has the
Speaker 1: homework show to do right now. Michelle completely ignores her,
Speaker 1: and she continues, My first guest is Yogi Bear, and
Speaker 1: she does her Yogi Bear impression and says, I'm smarter
Speaker 1: than your average bear. DJ gives a monotone response, terrific
Speaker 1: show one of your best. Then Michelle puts the mic
Speaker 1: right in front of DJ and shouts here's DJ. DJ
Speaker 1: reminds her that she doesn't do impressions, but Michelle is insistent.
Speaker 1: She repeats once more. Here's DJ. DJ reluctantly deepens her
Speaker 1: voice and says, I'm George Washington. I was your very
Speaker 1: first president. How's it going?
Speaker 2: Always a good idea to pick an impression that no
Speaker 2: one can verify.
Speaker 1: No one's heard it, right, that's actually kind of brilliant.
Speaker 2: Might yeah, you be like, I'm gonna do an impression
Speaker 2: of Ben Franklin. It may or may not sound like
Speaker 2: him at all, but you don't know. Yeah, you can
Speaker 2: just be emphatic about it. It's like, no, this is
Speaker 2: what he sounds like. Hear him, just a really weird
Speaker 2: high voice, and be like, that's what I heard.
Speaker 3: He sounded like like Abraham Lincoln. Apparently Abraham Lincoln had
Speaker 3: a very strange voice.
Speaker 1: H really, I did not know that. Yeah, okay, well
Speaker 1: I'll have to take your word for it because I
Speaker 1: have no way to prove that. So Michelle is impressed
Speaker 1: with this impression. Wow, you sound just like him, And
Speaker 1: on that note, she closes the show and sings the
Speaker 1: theme song while exiting DJ's room. Once she gets to
Speaker 1: the doorway, she turns around and throws her hand up
Speaker 1: in the air, exclaiming, Michelle, all, I think, though, when when.
Speaker 2: There's a moment of flinging and doing a whole thing,
Speaker 2: all I can picture is Adria right off camera doing that.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: That's all I picture is Adrian going okay, very and Michelle.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's true. Sometimes sometimes she'll the Mary Kate or
Speaker 1: Ashley will say something and I'm like, oh, that sounds
Speaker 1: just yeah, for sure. I have many of those moments.
Speaker 1: I can literally hear Adria say the lines hysterical. And
Speaker 1: I'm fascinated by the evolution of Candace's bangs at this
Speaker 1: point in the series, where she's growing them out and
Speaker 1: they're going are they are they long side sweat banks?
Speaker 1: Were long side sweat banks. And I remember it was
Speaker 1: so jealous of how long he were, and I was like,
Speaker 1: I was always jealous of her hair. Oh yeah, best hair,
Speaker 1: tons of it. Well, you're still in the You're still
Speaker 1: in the spiderweb bang era with your little spider banks.
Speaker 2: It's it's like a puff of cotton candy on my head.
Speaker 1: It's adorable, but it fits. It frames your face nicely.
Speaker 1: I think it's adorable. It's very cute. You're just trying
Speaker 1: to make me feel better because I'm in a bad mood.
Speaker 3: But they I appreciate it.
Speaker 1: No, I would say that. No, it was easy.
Speaker 2: We're moving from like the very eighties sort of the
Speaker 2: rounded teased moment.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, we're moving away from the AquaNet, the big
Speaker 1: round brush era and into the side swept bangs era.
Speaker 1: So it's yeah, it's fascinating to watch them get longer
Speaker 1: and longer as the series goes on. Next, in Jesse's studio,
Speaker 1: Jesse is working on his music when Teddy and Michelle
Speaker 1: come running down the stairs. Teddy shouts, here's uncle Jesse,
Speaker 1: and Michelle chimes in, we've been looking for you everywhere.
Speaker 1: Jesse asks why, and Michelle matter of factly states, because
Speaker 1: that's how you find somebody silly like Jesse is so
Speaker 1: put out by this whole Like he's right, so annoyed
Speaker 1: at being disrupted by these Well, yeah, what do you want?
Speaker 1: But why why are you looking for me? What point
Speaker 1: I get to get to it? Jesse emphasizes that he
Speaker 1: has a lot of work to do, and he tells
Speaker 1: the Muncskins to hit the yellow brick road. He continues
Speaker 1: to play a drum beat on his high tech machine,
Speaker 1: and Teddy looks at him with surprise. Where did that
Speaker 1: drum come from? Jesse points to the machine and explains
Speaker 1: he's got a whole band here. This is such new technology.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, this was like drums without a drum what yeah,
Speaker 2: Like it seems.
Speaker 1: So old now, but at the time, it's like, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: this was just top notch technology right here. So first
Speaker 1: he hits the drums, then he adds the bass and
Speaker 1: a little guitar. Teddy and Michelle are watching and their
Speaker 1: jaws are dropped. Finally, Jesse adds some horns and an
Speaker 1: Elvis voice to the end of it. Michelle proclaims, we
Speaker 1: have got to play with that, and she and Teddy
Speaker 1: start to reach for the drum machine, but Jesse quickly
Speaker 1: yells freeze hands up. They oblige and show him their
Speaker 1: empty hands. He sternly tells them this is very expensive
Speaker 1: equipment that I'm still making payments on, So under no
Speaker 1: circumstance are you to touch anything in this whole entire studio.
Speaker 3: Can you imagine what the payments are for that all
Speaker 3: that equipment.
Speaker 1: I'm impressed at their job. Yes, yes, first of all,
Speaker 1: I'm there's a lot to unpack here. I'm glad. I
Speaker 1: First of all, this is a rare mention of finances
Speaker 1: on this show and how they pay for it. So yeah,
Speaker 1: we actually do pay for things. Yeah, yes, this is
Speaker 1: like the elephant in the room. How do they pay
Speaker 1: for stuff? And okay, Jesse's financed this, Yes, the Sizer
Speaker 1: thing got good credit. Yeah, and I'm very proud that
Speaker 1: Danny didn't just finance the whole thing because you think, oh, well,
Speaker 1: he redid the basement for Joey and then he just
Speaker 1: redid the basement for the recording studio.
Speaker 2: Well maybe maybe Danny's the bank. Maybe he borrowed the
Speaker 2: money from Danny. You know what I mean, he's paying
Speaker 2: him back.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that would make that would make sense. Yeah,
Speaker 1: a little no interest loan. Yeah yeah, Well, Jesse, Danny's a.
Speaker 2: Loan shark and he charges him a ridiculously high interest
Speaker 2: loan and if he doesn't pay him back, it's gonna
Speaker 2: go really poorly.
Speaker 1: Oh gosh, like this is the this is I want?
Speaker 1: How does Danny make all his money. He's a lone shark.
Speaker 1: He's just a shark. I love it. Uh So, Michelle smirks,
Speaker 1: my feet are touching the floor, and Teddy grins, she's
Speaker 1: got you there. Jesse tries to show them along, but
Speaker 1: Michelle insists that he stopped working because it's Saturday. Teddy nods,
Speaker 1: telling him to get some fresh air. Jesse huffs, I'd
Speaker 1: love to put on my play clothes and hit the
Speaker 1: sandbox with you. Bozo's with the good Uncle Jesse keep saying,
Speaker 1: be responsible, finish your work, and then go out and
Speaker 1: enjoy some well earned relaxation.
Speaker 3: It's good to know there's a good Uncle Jesse in there.
Speaker 1: I like that, Yes, I was. I'm very pleased with
Speaker 1: everything that I'm here. He's financing things, he's got good
Speaker 1: I'm an adult. Yeah, yes, But Michelle admits that the
Speaker 1: good Uncle Jesse is a nerd. Come on, Michelle, let's
Speaker 1: encourage the good behavior, right. Jesse tries to tell them
Speaker 1: that he is still hip, but the bad Uncle Jesse
Speaker 1: keeps trying to take over, saying work is for chumps.
Speaker 1: Go out and party. You're having a good hair day,
Speaker 1: go share it with the world. And Teddy thinks the
Speaker 1: bad uncle Jesse sounds cool. But Jesse is trying to
Speaker 1: teach them a lesson. You need to know right from wrong,
Speaker 1: so he's determined to sit there and finish his work. Unsurprisingly,
Speaker 1: he does a one to eighty right after his speech
Speaker 1: and happily shouts starting tomorrow, who wants ice cream? And
Speaker 1: he chases the kids out of the studio. Okay, it's
Speaker 1: a good too set up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a set up for the weirdness that we
Speaker 2: finally acknowledged that there is a basement full of expensive
Speaker 2: equipment here.
Speaker 1: Yes, and it's expensive, and they don't want all these kids.
Speaker 2: It's expensive, and they already put all this crap in
Speaker 2: the attic and then they had to.
Speaker 1: Move it down. They had to get a crane. He's
Speaker 1: going to do it.
Speaker 2: You can't carry it on the stairs.
Speaker 1: It's a narrow stairway. There's alway, you know. It's this, Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is no nobody should be allowed in the recording
Speaker 1: studio except Jesse and occasionally one hundred rippers. So next
Speaker 1: in DJ's room, Kimmy, DJ and Steph walk into the
Speaker 1: room carrying shopping bags, and Kimmy and Steph are in
Speaker 1: the middle of a heated argument regarding Timmy Finelli and
Speaker 1: Jimmy Finelli, in which one of them is cuter. DJ
Speaker 1: butts in what are you guys arguing about? They're identical twins.
Speaker 1: Kimmy defends her choice. Jimmy is two minutes older, he's
Speaker 1: much more mature. And we came in hot into the seat,
Speaker 1: like this argument was already very intense, like from the jump,
Speaker 1: I feel like that was a note that we got
Speaker 1: that's like, no, no, you got to raise, got to
Speaker 1: raise it. Just come in like at a ten, coming
Speaker 1: at a five, come in at a ten. Well, because
Speaker 1: we've already been arguing, we've been arguings.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh yeah, but Timmy and Jimmy is the is
Speaker 2: the the issue right now at hands? And then you
Speaker 2: just wouldn't shut up about it, the whole shut up it.
Speaker 1: And we are steadfast in our opinions. Nobody's budgeting on this, nobody.
Speaker 1: So Steph rolls her eyes. That is the dumbest thing
Speaker 1: I've ever heard, and Kimmy scoffs. Let me get this straight.
Speaker 1: You're calling me dumb, and Steph retorts gibbler, You're so dumb,
Speaker 1: you don't know how dumb you are, Kimmy tries to
Speaker 1: one up her. You're the one who's dumb capital d
Speaker 1: u M dumb. Oh boy, here we go. Yeah, DJ
Speaker 1: vince's and reminds her Kimmy, there's a bee, and Kimmy
Speaker 1: starts to swap the air and frantically asks where I
Speaker 1: hate those things? This was actually very funny. It was funny,
Speaker 1: h DJ size, I think we have a winner. Steph
Speaker 1: turns to her older sister and questions, how can you
Speaker 1: be friends with that? Wow? It's harsh. That looks kind
Speaker 1: of harsh, Like I am a human, I'm Adreid, a
Speaker 1: weird human at a little bit that didn't hurt a little,
Speaker 1: But that's okay. Kimmy doesn't back down. She picked me,
Speaker 1: but she got stuck with you. DJ is fed up.
Speaker 1: You guys have been arguing the whole way home, and
Speaker 1: sure enough the girls start to argue about where they
Speaker 1: started arguing, on Lake Street or Chestnut.
Speaker 2: This is just like siblings, Like this sounds exactly like
Speaker 2: my kids.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you're like, does it matter? No, I just
Speaker 1: want to fight, doesn't just doesn't just want to argue, yes,
Speaker 1: which I'm non confrontational, so I don't like, I don't
Speaker 1: want to argue when I have to argue, I definitely
Speaker 1: don't want to make up arguments goodness, so DJ can't
Speaker 1: believe them. She insists that they shake hands and be friends,
Speaker 1: so Kimmy stretches out of hand, but when Steph reaches
Speaker 1: for it, Jimmy swipes it away. Ah, got you a
Speaker 1: shrimp boat, and Stephanie scowls bird legs DJ's had it.
Speaker 1: She shuts the door and says they aren't leaving until
Speaker 1: they start acting nice to one another. I would have
Speaker 1: kicked them both out, yeah, Why why is she keep
Speaker 1: them into the Saint? Right? If anything, DJ should DJ
Speaker 1: should leave and lock those guys work it out. Yeah, right.
Speaker 2: And also I feel like any older sibling would have
Speaker 2: immediately kicked out the younger sibling and been like, oh
Speaker 2: my god, leave me with my friend.
Speaker 1: You're so annoying. Totally totally yes, this was. I mean, like,
Speaker 1: I get it. The jokes gotta work, that storylines gotta work,
Speaker 1: but not realistic. Uh So Steph rolls her eyes and
Speaker 1: says fine, and then starts dialing a phone number on
Speaker 1: DJ's phone. DJ asks what she's doing, and Steph responds
Speaker 1: I'm ordering pizza. This could take months, give me argues years,
Speaker 1: and they go back and forth on how long this
Speaker 1: will take. I feel like we were adding some of
Speaker 1: that at the end. At the end was just and
Speaker 1: I kept thinking, I hope they cut soon because I'm
Speaker 1: running out.
Speaker 2: I don't know, I don't know how many Kennedies I
Speaker 2: can go, right.
Speaker 1: And I'm so distracted. Speaking of bangs, I'm very distracted
Speaker 1: by my bangs here, which resemble an owl pellet. It's
Speaker 1: just like this stuffed an owl pellet. Yeah, it's like
Speaker 1: this net. It's like a part nest, part bones, part
Speaker 1: I don't know. Yeah, it's gross, Like it doesn't even
Speaker 1: look like hair. It's just a mess of b like
Speaker 1: a owl on my face.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to even remember what your hair looked like
Speaker 2: in that scene, and I don't. I don't particularly remember
Speaker 2: a problem with it, and usually I'm.
Speaker 1: Pretty usually right. No, this is when I was I
Speaker 1: remember distinctly when I was in this side that it's
Speaker 1: like the tuft. It was just like the like the
Speaker 1: pepper hair and yeah, yeah, yeah, And so I don't know,
Speaker 1: as much as I want to blame the hair department
Speaker 1: for this, this might have been me.
Speaker 2: This might have been me been like, I don't think
Speaker 2: I don't think this was you. You were never like that.
Speaker 1: I was never You're right, I never spoke up. You
Speaker 1: never were like I want this.
Speaker 2: You were like okay, which I understand because I was
Speaker 2: the same way.
Speaker 1: And then I'd go in my dressing room be like
Speaker 1: I hate it right right, Okay, So I will blame
Speaker 1: the hair department for this owl pellet bangs? Okay? An
Speaker 1: owl pellet?
Speaker 2: Yes, it's like they call it an owl pellet to
Speaker 2: like owl poop or something.
Speaker 1: No, it's the little thing that they vomit. Did you
Speaker 1: never dissect one in school? An owl? No? An owl pellet.
Speaker 1: It's the thing they vomit like they eat and then
Speaker 1: they vomit something up and it's got like twigs and
Speaker 1: material like whatever they've ingested. It's got fur, it's gotten
Speaker 1: Never heard of this, and I know a lot of
Speaker 1: random things. I I know. How have you never dissected
Speaker 1: an owl pellet? I mean I had dissected a fetal pig.
Speaker 2: Anyway, this is anatomy and physiology we had to do.
Speaker 1: Have you done a frog? Yeah? Okay? Frogs? Yes? Dicted
Speaker 1: owl pellets like salamanders, maybe lots, reptiles, amphibians, maybe I don't.
Speaker 2: Know, poor poor little things anyway, Okay, anyways, let's not
Speaker 2: get distracted about what we've dissected.
Speaker 3: Sorry, everyone, He's really sorry for that.
Speaker 1: Next in the kitchen, Joey hops down the stairs wearing
Speaker 1: a colorful tracksuit while singing, Oh what a beautiful mourning
Speaker 1: from the musical Oklahoma.
Speaker 2: He looks like that woman in in those dance videos,
Speaker 2: the how to dance videos. That's like the whitest white
Speaker 2: woman you've ever seen trying to explain hip hop dancing,
Speaker 2: and she's in She's in a full like blue tracksuit,
Speaker 2: just like that.
Speaker 1: That's what Joey writes.
Speaker 2: I was expecting him to start like doing the you know,
Speaker 2: like and jazz.
Speaker 1: You're like, oh my god, don't ever do that, lady. Yeah, like,
Speaker 1: this is the worst possible candidate to explain hip hop, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's hysterical. Yeah, Dave is a vision. Yeah, it's the.
Speaker 2: Second noisiest material next to car Quarterbay.
Speaker 1: Yes, the sound guys like you're wearing a paper bag.
Speaker 1: Move as gently as possible. The sound guys are gonna
Speaker 1: get mad, and so Dave's he ends the song with
Speaker 1: a flourish. This thing he would always do regardless if
Speaker 1: we were real loud singer guy. Yeah, where he dramatically
Speaker 1: like pulls the imaginary microphone away from his mouth and
Speaker 1: he goes silent, and then he hits the final note
Speaker 1: and brings it right back in. Dave, he loved that
Speaker 1: bit on Cue the doorbell rings and he excitedly tells
Speaker 1: Danny and Becky that he's going on a bike ride
Speaker 1: with Wendy. Wendy's back. This is a two episode arc.
Speaker 1: I'm impressed, very impressed. I like this relationship. I wish
Speaker 1: this wasn't the end of it. I was like, well,
Speaker 1: don't get your hopes one. Danny notes, ever since my
Speaker 1: sister moved back to San Francisco, you've been walking around
Speaker 1: the house singing show tunes, and Joey insists that's not true,
Speaker 1: before he heads towards the door singing seventy six troum
Speaker 1: Bones from Music Man in the living Room. Danny follows
Speaker 1: behind Joey, and he does not sugarcoat things. I hope
Speaker 1: you know what you're getting yourself into. My sister is
Speaker 1: a pretty serious athlete, and you're not exactly in tiptop shape.
Speaker 1: It's still always so funny to me that Dave, the
Speaker 1: most athletic of who plays hockey every weekend, was the
Speaker 1: one that was always like, you're not athletic, right, I know? Yeah?
Speaker 1: They they yes, Dave's only three of them, and they
Speaker 1: kept yeah, making him out to be. It's this doufish.
Speaker 1: Joey explains that he knows that Wendy likes him for
Speaker 1: who he is and doesn't need to do anything special
Speaker 1: to impress her. However, as soon as Danny opens the door,
Speaker 1: Joey jumps to the ground and does push ups while
Speaker 1: counting one hundred and eighty one, one hundred and eighty two,
Speaker 1: and he stands up to greet Wendy. He tells her
Speaker 1: he's doing an early morning pump up. He says he's
Speaker 1: working on his abs, pecks and lobes. Wendy laughs, you're
Speaker 1: working out your ears, and Joey nods, yep, feel the
Speaker 1: definition in these babies, and he flexes as hard as
Speaker 1: he can. Wendy admits she loves a man with ears
Speaker 1: of steel, and Danny sarcastically chimes in, and his brain
Speaker 1: is one big ball of aluminum foil. Joey claps his
Speaker 1: hands together. Eager to leave. He tells Wendy they can
Speaker 1: put their bikes on her rack and head out. But
Speaker 1: Wendy doesn't have a bike rack. She doesn't even have
Speaker 1: a car. Joey lets out a nervous laugh. The trails
Speaker 1: twenty miles away. How are we going to get there?
Speaker 1: And Wendy casually says, ride our bikes through the hills
Speaker 1: of San Francisco, right, Yeah, this is ambitious.
Speaker 2: It's not a Yeah, that's not a regular twenty miles,
Speaker 2: that's a San Francisco up and down twenty miles.
Speaker 1: No, that's an endurance sport, because that's an ultra marathon
Speaker 1: right there. Uh so, Joey is now visibly worried. Sure,
Speaker 1: the twenty mile ride there will be a nice warm
Speaker 1: up and the twenty mile ride back will be a
Speaker 1: nice little cool down. Danny butts in with amusement. Especially
Speaker 1: for a guy who can do one hundred and eighty
Speaker 1: push ups without breaking a sweat, Danny's just roasted him
Speaker 1: this whole time. Joey boasts that he's in tiptop writing condition.
Speaker 1: But when he goes to grab his bike, we see
Speaker 1: that it's very old fashioned and has a banana seat
Speaker 1: straight out as stranger things. Yeah, this was the eighties bike.
Speaker 3: Oh god, I remember those things.
Speaker 2: Yes, they have a little metal thing on the back
Speaker 2: that you'd like stand on the pegs and hold on to.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah yeah, and they like they would rust overnight.
Speaker 1: And yeah, it's instant rusting. He loved it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you definitely needed a Tetnis shot anytime you've actually
Speaker 2: rode one.
Speaker 1: Of those, Oh for sure, yes, yes. So Wendy is
Speaker 1: shocked to see that this is the bike that he'll
Speaker 1: be using, but Joey assures her, Oh, all the top
Speaker 1: riders are going back to the banana seat.
Speaker 3: That's more surface area. I think it's more comfortable.
Speaker 1: I would think so too, Like, don't dog a banana seat,
Speaker 1: you know that's probably got some good patting in there.
Speaker 1: I don't know, I'm not My brain is going so
Speaker 1: many directions right now, but I'm continuing on banana seat
Speaker 1: and padding.
Speaker 3: I'm just I'm like, oh, hold on overload.
Speaker 1: Next, in Jesse's studio, we see Michelle tiptoeing down the
Speaker 1: stairs and she asks if anyone is there. No one answers,
Speaker 1: so the coast is clear. She walks up to Jesse's
Speaker 1: sound machine, and she's tempted to play with it, but
Speaker 1: as soon as she's about to touch it, another Michelle,
Speaker 1: in a puffy pink dress with long curly hair and
Speaker 1: a flower crown appears.
Speaker 2: I mean.
Speaker 1: As this wasn't just one does? Yeah, So she scolds
Speaker 1: her Michelle Elizabeth Tanner, I am shocked. Michelle is astonished
Speaker 1: and asks the look alike, who are your means? Sport?
Speaker 3: Child's having some sort of a mental break.
Speaker 1: She's well, and as a therapist, you think she would understand,
Speaker 1: like why she's having this swell. Yeah, but you know
Speaker 1: what break from reality?
Speaker 3: You don't know when you're in it.
Speaker 2: That's true when she's too close to it, like dumb
Speaker 2: people don't know they' dumb.
Speaker 1: They don't know. You're right, they don't know. That's what
Speaker 1: what bliss man ignorance really is. It really is, Scott.
Speaker 1: I wish That's why I'm so unhappy. You need to
Speaker 1: be more ignorant. I could get a lobotomy. I think
Speaker 1: I think i'd feel bad. So the girl explains, I'm
Speaker 1: the good Michelle. I tell you the right thing to do.
Speaker 1: Just then another Michelle appears to Michelle, not another Michelle.
Speaker 1: This one's wearing a bandana, a leather jacket, and long
Speaker 1: ear rings. She warns Michelle, don't listen to that wimp.
Speaker 1: Michelle realized says that that is the bad Michelle, and
Speaker 1: the good one begs her not to fall for her trap.
Speaker 1: The bad one wants her to break the rules, but
Speaker 1: the real Michelle doesn't want to get in trouble. It's
Speaker 1: not coincidence that bad Michelle looks exactly like Uncle Jesse,
Speaker 1: like with the leather right, Well, she just I mean right,
Speaker 1: that's I mean basically yeah, it's like, you know, it's.
Speaker 2: Shopping and she came back in with the glasses in
Speaker 2: the little leather jacket.
Speaker 1: She just get jacket. It's super Yeah, she repurposed it
Speaker 1: for her for her face or break right, it's so funny.
Speaker 1: So she calls her a chicken and flaps her arms,
Speaker 1: and Michelle is obviously conflicted. So the good Michelle shakes
Speaker 1: her finger and repeats, be good oh. In response, the
Speaker 1: bad Michelle chance party, Party, Party. Michelle tells both of
Speaker 1: the other Michelles to stop. She makes her decision and
Speaker 1: announces it's party time. She goes haywire, pressing every button
Speaker 1: on every piece of equipment. The bad. Michelle dances along
Speaker 1: and shouts you're bad to the bone. On cue. Jesse
Speaker 1: walks downstairs and both of the pretend Michell's quickly disappear.
Speaker 1: Jesse asks his niece what she's doing is having a
Speaker 1: mental episode? Yeah, he should be alarmed, He should totally
Speaker 1: for several reasons he should be alarmed. Michelle begs Jesse
Speaker 1: not to tell her dad because she'll get in trouble,
Speaker 1: and then Danny runs downstairs and asks if everything's okay? Well,
Speaker 1: but come on, it's like, when is anything okay in
Speaker 1: this house?
Speaker 2: You're either totally alone and nobody can hear you, or
Speaker 2: you do the slightest thing and someone comes running in right.
Speaker 1: Like everyone right, and you're like, how did you not
Speaker 1: hear the other.
Speaker 3: Stuff that was going on last episode?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 1: Right? No, it's it's like, just I'd love to sitcoms
Speaker 1: in this house. It must be incredible. So Michelle calmly
Speaker 1: responds everything is super, but Jesse tells the truth, No,
Speaker 1: everything is not super. She was down here playing with
Speaker 1: my stuff after I specifically told her not to. Danny
Speaker 1: turns to Michelle and asks if that's the truth, and
Speaker 1: she plays it off. Hey, I was just having fun,
Speaker 1: Danny reprimands her, Well, your fun is over for the
Speaker 1: rest of the day. You're going to be in your
Speaker 1: room and no TV. Sheelle asks if she can rent
Speaker 1: a videotape. You see back in the day, guys, you
Speaker 1: had to go to a different location and borrow a
Speaker 1: VHS tape. You could have for about three days, and
Speaker 1: then you had to rewind it and turn it back in. Yes,
Speaker 1: that was the best. That was the best Friday nights
Speaker 1: at Blockbuster down in front of the wall, right elbow
Speaker 1: or whatever the hell was the big Blockbusters, like, I
Speaker 1: got it, I got it? Yeah, I know that was
Speaker 1: I missed those days. Uh so, Danny sternly responds, no tapes,
Speaker 1: no cable, and no pay per view. Michelle can't believe
Speaker 1: what she's hearing, but Danny reminds her that if she
Speaker 1: breaks the rules, she's gonna be punished. Michelle looks at
Speaker 1: Jesse and pouts, thanks a lot, Uncle tattletale. Jesse tells
Speaker 1: her he is not a tattletale, and then he proceeds
Speaker 1: to tell Danny what she just said. He realizes the hypocrisy,
Speaker 1: but stands firm that it isn't his fault because she
Speaker 1: was messing with his stuff. Michelle continues with the guilt trip.
Speaker 1: I thought I was your little munchkin, but I was wrong.
Speaker 1: Danny doesn't fall for it and prompts Michelle to go
Speaker 1: up to her room. She looks at Jesse and sadly says,
Speaker 1: I hope you're happy. Wof the sad music plays in
Speaker 1: Jesse's sighs as she walks away. Darnott, Michelle like, and
Speaker 1: now I'm mad at Michelle for making me feel bad
Speaker 1: for Uncle Jesse. You know, like she's guilt tripping him.
Speaker 1: You know, it's not tattletailing if he's telling right, Like
Speaker 1: he said, don't play with my stuff. She played with
Speaker 1: his stuff, so I told Dan, But.
Speaker 2: That's kids, Like any report is always a tattletale.
Speaker 1: You're like, no, but that's not Yeah, He's like, yeah, Yeah,
Speaker 1: she's just I get it. She's you know, she's in
Speaker 1: the moment. She's mad at him. She's she's like, look,
Speaker 1: I was having a great time down here with my
Speaker 1: two imaginary friends who are also me because I don't
Speaker 1: really get out of the house. Yeah, she has to
Speaker 1: imagine she was just excited that there was something to
Speaker 1: play with, you know, right, No, yeah, that's that. That
Speaker 1: just hit me that when you said that, is that? Yeah?
Speaker 1: She even her imaginary friends. Yeah yeah, un back there.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, not even like an imaginary friend, that's like
Speaker 1: something else. Yeah no, it's just different for you. Yeah. Wow,
Speaker 1: that's the Narcissism just runs very deep in this family.
Speaker 1: So up in Michelle's room, Michelle is sitting on the
Speaker 1: bed petting Comet, and she sighs, at least I've still
Speaker 1: got you, Commet, put it on cue. Danny yells out
Speaker 1: for comment, saying it's time for his walk, and so
Speaker 1: Commet jumps out of the bed and doesn't look back.
Speaker 1: So true. They don't care. They're like, I love you.
Speaker 1: Wait a treat. Okay. Now Michelle is all alone and
Speaker 1: totally bummed. The good Michelle reappears to her right and
Speaker 1: scolds her, I hope you learned your lesson, and then
Speaker 1: bad Michelle appears to her left and tries to show
Speaker 1: off the good one. Hey, princess, go kiss the frog.
Speaker 1: Michelle angrily reminds her that she's the one responsible for
Speaker 1: this mess.
Speaker 3: God, she's having just a full identity crisis.
Speaker 1: She really is, like she's blaming. This is a lot.
Speaker 1: There's a lot going on right now. Uh, it's a
Speaker 1: bad Michelle decides to push all the blame onto Uncle Tattletale,
Speaker 1: but then she proposes an idea. You want to make
Speaker 1: him very sorry. The Good Michelle knows something's up and
Speaker 1: tells Bad Michelle to mind her own business. Light the
Speaker 1: studio on fire. No, sorry, not a good idea. That
Speaker 1: wouldn't make him very sorry, though it would. The bad one, Uh,
Speaker 1: the bad No, The real Michelle is interested to hear
Speaker 1: what this plan is, so the bad one suggests you
Speaker 1: run away from home. Good Michelle gasps at the thought.
Speaker 1: Bad Michelle insists Uncle Jesse will never squeal on you again.
Speaker 1: So the real Michelle nods, sounds good to me. I'm
Speaker 1: out of here. She hops off the bed and grabs
Speaker 1: the world's smallest suitcase to begin packing. Good Michelle tries
Speaker 1: to convince her otherwise while she loads up the suitcase
Speaker 1: with all of her clothes. At the same time, Bad
Speaker 1: Michelle is shouting, don't listen to her pack that suitcase.
Speaker 1: The two figments of her imagination start to argue back
Speaker 1: and forth, and Bad Michelle taunts the good one, yelling
Speaker 1: the good. Michelle just stares at her in utter disgust
Speaker 1: going through this is. This has become the Michelle Show
Speaker 1: in a matter of ten minutes.
Speaker 2: Like it literally well they she came in and said
Speaker 2: it's the Michelle Show.
Speaker 1: She wasn't lying time, right, we were. We were amply warned. Wow,
Speaker 1: this is a lot of Michelle's. This is too many Michelle,
Speaker 1: this is This is a lot of Michelle's.
Speaker 2: But I'm just glad that they're not freakishly large like
Speaker 2: they were in that one dream sequence from like t
Speaker 2: take at least normal sized to Michelle's.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, it's at least they're not creepy. I mean,
Speaker 1: they're this hole set up is weird, but at least
Speaker 1: they're not creepy large. They're not creepy, right, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: okay is it? And I don't mean this in a
Speaker 1: like I don't mean this in a mean.
Speaker 2: Way, but when when I see Michelle and it's Mary
Speaker 2: Kate but in the the the princess thing with the
Speaker 2: hair and the crown and the whatever. I'm trying to
Speaker 2: think what it reminds me of. But there's some oh, Glinda,
Speaker 2: is what it reminded me? No, you know when e
Speaker 2: t is dressed up in the wig.
Speaker 1: And you can't know what I mean yet, you can't.
Speaker 2: Say they look like I'm just saying it was like
Speaker 2: it's like the wig is so big and it looks so.
Speaker 1: Ridiculous, you know what I mean. And the dress is oversize,
Speaker 1: it's like when she's got extensions like she's obviously wearing. It's. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it looks like ET. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Or I was gonna say miss Piggy, but I thought
Speaker 1: Eat was better. That's definitely the lesser offensive of the two.
Speaker 2: Yes, I yah one really yeah, And no, this has
Speaker 2: nothing to do with with anyone looking like et. Mark
Speaker 2: just dress up right, the whole ensemble, and I'm like,
Speaker 2: where have I seen this look before? That's right Et,
Speaker 2: when he's dressed up for Halloween or whatever.
Speaker 1: Oh my chest hurts, my chest shirts, Oh gosh, Yeah
Speaker 1: that's you know, I think he nailed it. You definitely
Speaker 1: nailed it. So next we are at Teddy's house. Teddy
Speaker 1: has a house and a family. Teddy gets a set.
Speaker 1: This is a monumentous is huge episode.
Speaker 2: You're really this set was for Sparky and like, well
Speaker 2: we got to have some owners and we got some
Speaker 2: people there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. Yeah, this is Sparky's like third or fourth appearance.
Speaker 1: He deserves his own set by now he's put in
Speaker 1: his time. So Teddy and his family are playing monopoly
Speaker 1: when the doorbell rings. Teddy asks who is it? And
Speaker 1: Michelle shouts through the door, it's Michelle Tanner. Do you
Speaker 1: remember Do you remember this bit? It made the gag
Speaker 1: reel how Taj couldn't get the timing right with saying
Speaker 1: who is it? And then opening the door. He would
Speaker 1: open the door and then say who is it? Right
Speaker 1: to Michelle's face, And so I don't remember that. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, I make the gagriel. I remember it because
Speaker 1: I mean he was what eight years old or something,
Speaker 1: so he didn't get it. It was like it's a
Speaker 1: timing thing. So yeah, it was.
Speaker 2: A yeah, you got a question before you can actually
Speaker 2: see who it is? Yes, exactly, ask the question before
Speaker 2: you can answer it yourself.
Speaker 1: Yes. So Teddy opens the door and Michelle politely asks, Hi, Teddy,
Speaker 1: can I live with you? He shrugs, sure, come on in.
Speaker 1: He happily announces to his family, guess what Michelle is
Speaker 1: going to live with us? Teddy's dad smartly asks if
Speaker 1: Danny knows that she's here, and Michelle admits, no, when
Speaker 1: you run away, you don't tell. So the parents ask
Speaker 1: why she ran away and she explains to teach Uncle
Speaker 1: taddletale a lesson. Teddy's sister, which is Taj's real life sister,
Speaker 1: thinks that Michelle is super cute and asks her parents
Speaker 1: if they can keep her, like it's a puppy or
Speaker 1: something like, it's c.
Speaker 3: T break out the recent pieces.
Speaker 2: Oh accuracy, Yeah, Michelle phone home.
Speaker 1: Michelle grins, I am a fun girl, and Teddy's dad responds, well,
Speaker 1: until we get this straightened out, you are welcome to
Speaker 1: stay here, and she exclaims, thanks new dad, Thank god
Speaker 1: for these parents, Like, I'm very imped The parents handle
Speaker 1: this the only way you can, which is to be like, oh,
Speaker 1: don't panic, right, but doesn't know where you are a
Speaker 1: phone call. They didn't like, you know, harbor her as
Speaker 1: a fugitive, like no, they were just like, there is
Speaker 1: no no eating in a bedding at all. Oh, very
Speaker 1: impressed with ted Like Teddy's parents, Thank god for there's
Speaker 1: some normal person in the in this full house universe,
Speaker 1: like the only normal people. So next, in the Tanner kitchen,
Speaker 1: Jesse is holding a camcorder and Becky and Nicky are
Speaker 1: about to Becky is holding Nicki and the twins are
Speaker 1: about to hit a monumental step. It's the baby's first
Speaker 1: time trying solid foods. However, instead of keeping focus on
Speaker 1: his son, Jesse keeps pointing the camera to himself to
Speaker 1: show off his reactions and his good hair day that tracks.
Speaker 1: Becky starts with the strained bananas and the baby's not
Speaker 1: a fan of it, so she tries another spoonful and
Speaker 1: he keeps all of it in his mouth. She announces
Speaker 1: it's a keeper. I remember when they when I started
Speaker 1: feeding the kids, they were like, start with peas, start
Speaker 1: with something vegetable, because you start on the sweet stuff.
Speaker 1: They're like, they're never going to like it. Yeah, we
Speaker 1: started with avocados because avocados are plentiful here in this
Speaker 1: part of the world. And uh, yeah, it's something. The
Speaker 1: kids loved it. It's oh, I love having avocado. It's
Speaker 1: a great little.
Speaker 2: But when you give him that first bite of like
Speaker 2: a vegetable and they're.
Speaker 1: Like, like, oh, what is this? The face is the
Speaker 1: master so great? Her face whatsoever? Was like this is terrible.
Speaker 1: So then Danny comes running down the stairs and he asks,
Speaker 1: have you guys seen Michelle. Jesse figures these adults in
Speaker 1: the house, you know, hey, she was grounded and now
Speaker 1: he can't find her. That's true, so Jesse figures she's
Speaker 1: in her room because she's grounded, but Danny says no,
Speaker 1: he can't find her anywhere, so he and Jesse both
Speaker 1: start shouting her name as they search the house. Then
Speaker 1: the phone rings and Danny's face washes over with relief.
Speaker 1: He says, oh, thank god, We'll be right over and
Speaker 1: he thanks Henry for the call. He hangs up with
Speaker 1: the phone and he tells Jesse and Becky that Michelle
Speaker 1: went down the street to Teddy's house. She ran away
Speaker 1: from home. Becky can't believe that she would do such
Speaker 1: a thing, but Jesse knows that she was mad at
Speaker 1: him and called him Uncle taddle tail earlier. Jesse asks
Speaker 1: what Danny's gonna do, and he responds, I'm gonna hug her,
Speaker 1: kiss her, and then ground her for life. And that
Speaker 1: sentence basically sums up all of full house.
Speaker 2: Like literally but well parenting really in a nut, like
Speaker 2: I love you, Yes, I'm gonna hug you, kiss, and
Speaker 2: now I'm gonna kill you.
Speaker 1: Yes. He starts to walk out the door, but Jesse
Speaker 1: stops him. He says, I've got a better idea. Just
Speaker 1: do what my dad did to me when I ran away.
Speaker 1: I guarantee she'll never do it again, which sounded very ominous.
Speaker 1: Like right, Nick, I was right? Where's he going with us? Right?
Speaker 3: Did he shove you in a suitcase?
Speaker 1: Like you? What did you do? This is a like
Speaker 1: this is taking a dark but no. Next, in DJ's room,
Speaker 1: DJ has forced Stephanie and Kimmy to sit in chairs
Speaker 1: facing each other. The girls ask why they're doing this,
Speaker 1: because it'll never work, but DJ argues, sure, sure it will.
Speaker 1: I saw it on TV Little Sisters and best Friends
Speaker 1: who hate each other on the next Giraldo. Stephanie is skeptical,
Speaker 1: SoJ goes on to explain. The idea is you guys
Speaker 1: can learn to be friends if you find that you
Speaker 1: have things in common. Each time you agree, you move
Speaker 1: your chairs closer together. When you disagree, you move your
Speaker 1: chairs apart. Understand Steph rolls her eyes, we're not idiots,
Speaker 1: and Kimmy frowns. Speak for yourself, and Steph just raises
Speaker 1: an eyebrow in disbelief. DJ starts off by asking Stephanie
Speaker 1: what her favorite book is, and she answers Charlotte's Webb.
Speaker 1: Kimmy answers how to pick up Boys. Oh. Dj emphasizes
Speaker 1: that they both read a book, but Kimmy says that
Speaker 1: hers was a book on tape, so they move their
Speaker 1: chairs away from each other. But books on tape or
Speaker 1: is that still reading? Like? I am of the mindset
Speaker 1: that if you listen to a book on tape, that's
Speaker 1: still reading a book.
Speaker 2: I mean, I preferently read reading. Technically it's listening consuming
Speaker 2: a book. Are you eating it?
Speaker 1: No, but you're digesting it mentally. You're mentally disting a book,
Speaker 1: so you've you're listening to it, right, But that's not reading,
Speaker 1: It's it's just semantics. No, listening involves your ears. Reading
Speaker 1: involves your eyes.
Speaker 3: You can't listen with your eyeballs and read with your ears.
Speaker 1: Okay, So, if you're keeping track of the books you
Speaker 1: read on good Reads, can you bark off the ones
Speaker 1: the book the audiobooks that you've listened to.
Speaker 3: I don't listen to audiobooks, so I don't know, so
Speaker 3: I would say, no.
Speaker 1: You can't count the audiobook. You can count the audiobooks
Speaker 1: as books read or consu Well.
Speaker 2: You yes, that you have uh listened to all of
Speaker 2: the words too.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, I don't think there's a It's it's good reads,
Speaker 1: not good listens. But okay, that's that's fine. What good reads?
Speaker 1: But you can't what's good reads? You can't can't choose.
Speaker 1: Is it like where you get audiobooks. No, it's it's
Speaker 1: just like a website where you can keep track of
Speaker 1: It's like a social website, so you can see what
Speaker 1: your friends are reading. You can read their reviews. It's
Speaker 1: just a way of keep track of, like your to
Speaker 1: to read list, what you're currently reading, and what you
Speaker 1: have already read forget. Yeah, me too. One time I
Speaker 1: was halfway through a Jodi Picole book and I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: I've already bed. It was like two hundred pages in.
Speaker 1: I do that with books with TV shows. This is
Speaker 1: why we need good reads, whether you are an audiobook
Speaker 1: listener or not. But anyways, okay, before we before we
Speaker 1: get two hunder needs on this. Before DJ asks what
Speaker 1: their favorite food is. Steph says pizza, and DJ gets excited,
Speaker 1: considering Kimmy loves pizza. But Kimmy doesn't love it more
Speaker 1: than trout, so they move their chairs farther apart. Stephanie
Speaker 1: shakes her head, this is so stupid, and Kimmy agrees
Speaker 1: it sure is. DJ points out that they both agree
Speaker 1: that it's stupid, so they move their chairs closer together.
Speaker 1: This time. DJ tells them to keep going. Steph complains
Speaker 1: that she doesn't want to keep going and admits, you're
Speaker 1: always telling me what to do, and Kimmy nods in agreement. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she's so bossy. I'm sick of it. They agree once more,
Speaker 1: so they inch their chairs even closer. They continue to
Speaker 1: bond over their complaints about DJ. Kimmy says DJ is
Speaker 1: always late and has to look perfect, and Steph calls
Speaker 1: her the hair spray Queen.
Speaker 3: Which is saying a lot with my bangs right, yes, it's.
Speaker 1: Like okay, I get kettle ya. Kimmy admits, do you
Speaker 1: know she's never complimented my hair, and Stephanie isn't say
Speaker 1: right here either the owl pellet motif. DJ interrupts, well,
Speaker 1: now that we're all friends, we can change the subject,
Speaker 1: but Steph doesn't let up. Oh no, she has to
Speaker 1: vent about her frustration with sharing a bathroom with DJ.
Speaker 1: She tells Kimmy, might as well go to a Texico station.
Speaker 1: Are you saying she's a slob or that she's a
Speaker 1: steaks forever? It just take? Oh, it takes for take.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it got Oh she's in there forever. Might as
Speaker 2: well just walk down the street to the gas station.
Speaker 1: So the Texico, Yeah you go, Okay, there you go.
Speaker 1: Are there Texaco stations anymore? I don't think that's a thing. Well,
Speaker 1: it's like just a gas station bathroom, right, is that? Yeah?
Speaker 1: But Texico? I think God, I don't think tech. You know,
Speaker 1: I think Texico. I think they went under a long
Speaker 1: time ago. I don't know. I haven't I haven't even
Speaker 1: thought about Texico since nineteen ninety two. Uh So Gimme
Speaker 1: admits that they can go on for hours like this,
Speaker 1: So she asks Steph do you like frozen yogurt? And
Speaker 1: Steph nods love it. They bond over their shared love
Speaker 1: of the strawberry flavor in particular, and they leave the room.
Speaker 1: Jay scrambles after them, grabbing her coat as she yells, guys, wait,
Speaker 1: I like yogurt too. This is the beginning of our
Speaker 1: of our our our friendship Stephanie enemy ship. Yes, oh, yes,
Speaker 1: we've been building as frenemies for a long time and
Speaker 1: now we are. We're bonding as as she wolves. You know, yes,
Speaker 1: it warms my cold black heart. It really does. Uh So.
Speaker 1: Next at Teddy's house, Teddy and Michelle are playing Old
Speaker 1: Maid on the couch. Well, Sparky lounges in Michelle's lap.
Speaker 1: Michelle points to the card that she wants Teddy to grab,
Speaker 1: and he does it without question, to no one's surprise.
Speaker 1: It's the Old Maid card and this isn't his first
Speaker 1: loss of the night, so Michelle lends him some advice,
Speaker 1: don't play for money. Then she asks Teddy where she'll
Speaker 1: be sleeping tonight, and he admits, we're out of beds.
Speaker 1: You can sleep in the kitchen with Sparky. Michelle size, oh,
Speaker 1: I used to have a dog. Those were the days.
Speaker 1: Then the doorbell rings and Teddy's family walks in the
Speaker 1: living room carrying Michelle's suitcase. Teddy's mom says that that
Speaker 1: is her family. Michelle is confident that they've come to
Speaker 1: say they're sorry. Teddy's mom lets Danny and Jesse inside,
Speaker 1: but before Danny speaks to Michelle, Jesse reminds him to
Speaker 1: stay strong and remember the plan. Michelle asks them, do
Speaker 1: you have something to say to me? And Danny admits
Speaker 1: he feels bad that she left home, and Michelle is
Speaker 1: eager to hear more so, Jesse continues, we miss you
Speaker 1: very much, munchkin, and Michelle questions, and you'll never be
Speaker 1: uncle taddletail again. Jesse answers, well, I don't know how
Speaker 1: I can. You don't live with us. This throws Michelle
Speaker 1: off and she shouts I don't. Jesse continues, No, remember
Speaker 1: you didn't like our rules. You want to live here,
Speaker 1: that's cool. He points to the giant suitcase they brought
Speaker 1: and says, here's some extra clothes, your toothbrush, and everything
Speaker 1: you need. Michelle gasps, what is this a joke? Danny
Speaker 1: shakes his head. Oh no, this is not a joke, Michelle.
Speaker 1: There's nothing funny about running away from home. They both
Speaker 1: kiss her forehead and say goodbye, and Jesse casually says,
Speaker 1: if you need us, you know the number. Give us
Speaker 1: a buzz. They start to walk out the door and
Speaker 1: Michelle quickly shouts wait, you forgot something, and they ask what,
Speaker 1: and she points to herself me. Danny asks if she
Speaker 1: really wants to come back and live with them, Jesse
Speaker 1: pipes up, even with Uncle taddletale, Michelle is sure of it.
Speaker 1: She really wants to go home. The guys are happy
Speaker 1: to hear this, and she gives them both a big hug.
Speaker 1: They finally admit that they want her to come home too,
Speaker 1: and they miss her a lot. Danny finally gets stern,
Speaker 1: don't you ever do this again? You had us worried sick,
Speaker 1: and Jesse adds it wasn't very smart. Michelle nods in agreement.
Speaker 1: You're telling me I was going to sleep with the dog.
Speaker 3: She'd always check if there's room before you run away somewhere.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you really should, Yeah, absolutely. Next to Michelle's room,
Speaker 1: Michelle runs in and shouts, my room, my bed, my pig,
Speaker 1: I love this place. Jesse follows behind and tells her
Speaker 1: it's time for one of their little talks. They take
Speaker 1: a seat at the table and he says what you
Speaker 1: did today was very wrong. Michelle knows she shouldn't have
Speaker 1: touched his stuff, but Jesse's mainly talking about her running away.
Speaker 1: He reminds her that was very dangerous. You're never to
Speaker 1: leave this house without our permission. If you have a problem,
Speaker 1: talk to me or someone else in this house, capiche,
Speaker 1: and she nods capeche. Jesse asks why she actually ran away.
Speaker 1: Michelle admits it's because he got her in trouble, and
Speaker 1: Jesse insists, I felt terrible about getting you in trouble,
Speaker 1: but I couldn't let you break the rules because if
Speaker 1: you did it today, you would do it next time.
Speaker 1: She wonders, am I still your little munchkin? And he
Speaker 1: says yes, as long as she doesn't call him Uncle Tattletale.
Speaker 1: She smiles, okay, Uncle Jesse. He asks that she never
Speaker 1: ever run away again, and she promises, never ever, ever ever.
Speaker 1: He asks her to shake on it, but instead of
Speaker 1: shaking hands, they both do a little shimmy. They say
Speaker 1: I love you and give each other a big hug
Speaker 1: and a kiss. Jesse gets up to exit the room,
Speaker 1: but Michelle has one more question. Were you really gonna
Speaker 1: leave me at Teddy's? Jesse grabs the suitcase and opens it.
Speaker 1: What do you think? And we see that it's totally empty.
Speaker 2: It's the world's oldest suitcase, right, he's very it's a
Speaker 2: suitcase seventy three.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Michelle laughs and admits that was very sneaky Jesse
Speaker 1: exits the room, and then Bad Michelle appears. She has
Speaker 1: a devious look on her face and she says, I
Speaker 1: got another good idea. The real Michelle does not want
Speaker 1: to hear it, but Bad Michelle continues, let's sneak out
Speaker 1: and watch oh MTV wraps. That was the thing. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: that was that was that was it back in the day.
Speaker 1: The real Michelle wants her out of there, so she disappears,
Speaker 1: but Michelle has to admit I like the way she dresses.
Speaker 1: Just then, the good Michelle appears beside her and says,
Speaker 1: I'm so proud of you. Remember to always do the
Speaker 1: right thing. Michelle confidently responds I will, and with that,
Speaker 1: the good Michelle disappears as well. Once once she's gone,
Speaker 1: Michelle rolls her eyes. She can get on my nerves
Speaker 1: and that's our show. That well, that was that I
Speaker 1: did Michelle Michelle show. Indeed it was. I didn't like it.
Speaker 1: I did not. I just I don't care for this episode.
Speaker 1: Like the storyline. Don't love the best storyline. It's just
Speaker 1: the stakes never felt high. I mean, yeah, I know
Speaker 1: she ran away for home, but she ran to Teddy's
Speaker 1: house per perhaps the most normal family on the block. Right,
Speaker 1: that didn't even feel like high stakes. It was just like, okay,
Speaker 1: they under a lesson sort of well, I mean.
Speaker 2: I guess you don't want to really like, you know,
Speaker 2: have Michelle standing out there on the street corner of
Speaker 2: San Francisco with a suitcase.
Speaker 1: True, it could get dark, very.
Speaker 2: That's that's less funny and more alarming.
Speaker 1: So it's definitely more alarming. Yeah, no, I get it
Speaker 1: just wasn't. It didn't feel I don't know, it just didn't.
Speaker 1: It didn't. It didn't didn't do it for me. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 2: And I don't even have a necessarily like a particular
Speaker 2: reason that I was like, it just felt.
Speaker 3: It was one of those episodes that you were like, oh,
Speaker 3: we just kind of threw this in there, and it's
Speaker 3: a little filler, you know.
Speaker 2: I got to show that Michelle's you know, I don't know,
Speaker 2: they was just seeing herself having a mental crisis.
Speaker 1: I don't know what we had to but like it
Speaker 1: just felt I don't know, I'm left feeling satisfied. And
Speaker 1: the three Michell's gimmick didn't work for me.
Speaker 2: If if it was five, I would have been much
Speaker 2: better then. I think we just needed double the machine,
Speaker 2: more Michells.
Speaker 1: Ye, we double the more Michelles, all of them. No.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to figure out because I can usually suspend
Speaker 1: disbelief to write, because I'm like, I love sitcoms, all
Speaker 1: the silliness that comes along with sitcoms. But for some reason,
Speaker 1: this this felt less believable than the shape shifting backyard
Speaker 1: or you know, twenty five people living in the same house.
Speaker 1: I don't know something about it just didn't feel I
Speaker 1: don't know, I felt like they broke the laws of
Speaker 1: physics or something. Well, we've been doing that for a
Speaker 1: long time. We've been doing that for a long time. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know. It just didn't click for me. It wasn't. Uh,
Speaker 1: it just wasn't. It wasn't It wasn't funny. It's not funny.
Speaker 3: It's not a really it wasn't a pretty funny one.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 1: And I think the kids, the kids are still too
Speaker 1: young to carry an a storyline like this. It just
Speaker 1: sort of emphasizes the stilted baby acting again, right, I
Speaker 1: don't know. I think it was. It was better in
Speaker 1: previous seasons when they would use Michelle sparingly and her
Speaker 1: cuteness was more organic. So now I feel like they're
Speaker 1: just forcing it. They're kind of so much Michelle, so
Speaker 1: much Michelle, and they're kind of forcing the cuteness too. There.
Speaker 1: It's like before she would just be cute organically, and
Speaker 1: now she's it's written to be cute, whether it's actually
Speaker 1: cute or not. And so I feel manipulated a little bit.
Speaker 1: I feel like the writers are forcing this on us,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, yeah, it's just too much. It's too much.
Speaker 1: You need to dial it back a little bit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it just it felt it felt like an unnecessary
Speaker 2: reason to have both girls in the show, is what
Speaker 2: it felt like.
Speaker 1: True, Yeah, very true. Yeah, it's the payoff wasn't worth
Speaker 1: it for me. It didn't work for me. It's a
Speaker 1: very forgettable episode. And didn't love our I mean, I
Speaker 1: love our bits, but but it wasn't it wasn't my stakes.
Speaker 1: It was just like well, and it.
Speaker 2: Also felt like DJ would have I felt like the
Speaker 2: argument would have been almost better if DJ had I
Speaker 2: don't know, somehow locked both of us out and then
Speaker 2: we had to team up against her or you know
Speaker 2: what I mean, like something like that rather than it didn't.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. I don't even
Speaker 1: know why.
Speaker 2: Like I said, I don't even know why it wasn't great,
Speaker 2: but it just wasn't my favorite.
Speaker 1: This is the low point of season five for me
Speaker 1: so far. This is my least favorite episode in several seasons.
Speaker 1: This is my yeah, yeah, yeah, this is yeah, this
Speaker 1: is It's a bad one. It's giving Howie vibes, you know,
Speaker 1: it kind of is. Yeah, it's just too much of
Speaker 1: a too much of a good thing, too much, Michelle.
Speaker 1: You should use Michelle more sparingly. You just you just should. Sorry, Well, this.
Speaker 2: Was a thing we did, and an episode we saw,
Speaker 2: there's just we saw Michelle dressed is et and Shell
Speaker 2: dressed is Uncle Jes, Uncle Jesse.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a lot, it's yeah, do you have any
Speaker 1: everywhere he looks though, sort of, And so I've noticed
Speaker 1: in the girls room, Stephanie's bedspread is just this generic, blank,
Speaker 1: solid navy color. And I'm glad you've graduated out of
Speaker 1: your Peter Pan retting. You know, you're definitely maturing. But
Speaker 1: I'm like, you can't have any sort of like bright
Speaker 1: colors or like purple or something trendy. It's just navy
Speaker 1: and that's it with mister Bear placed on there, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, come on, set, it feels yeah, it feels
Speaker 1: not well.
Speaker 2: Aren't we coming up on the redecorating of Stephan Michelle's
Speaker 2: room soon?
Speaker 1: Oh? I forgot that that happens.
Speaker 2: Yes, maybe that's I think we're it's five or six.
Speaker 1: Oh isn't that Vicky's mom something like that? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it does. The girl helps to redecorate or something like that.
Speaker 2: So maybe it's more season six or a couple of
Speaker 2: but I do remember, I do feel like that's coming
Speaker 2: up soon.
Speaker 1: So okay, So that would explain generic bedspread because it
Speaker 1: did not seem it doesn't seem like Steph at all.
Speaker 1: It doesn't. It doesn't seem like Steph.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Steph is I mean, look at my shirt, for
Speaker 2: God's sakes, it's got three D things all over it.
Speaker 1: Sequence adorable, Yeah, very cute, plain navy sort of one.
Speaker 1: Did you have any everywhere he looks, I did not.
Speaker 1: I did not. This episode was just one big fact.
Speaker 1: I just be honest, everywhere I.
Speaker 2: Looked it was just Michelle, and I was like, wow,
Speaker 2: I don't there's more.
Speaker 1: You know, I never need to see this episode again. No, No,
Speaker 1: mere people I know.
Speaker 2: Sorry, guys, all right, what if there's anyone out there
Speaker 2: who's like, this is my favorite episode.
Speaker 1: I don't know, man, there's fan Ritos that love the
Speaker 1: Howie episode and the like it's the kids are so cute.
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, the kids are cute, but this is
Speaker 1: stilted baby acting. They can be cute. I'm kidding. They
Speaker 1: are cute, full stop cute, but they're not used in
Speaker 1: the right way in this episode. Or no it was
Speaker 1: a weird one. Yeah, well, thanks guys for listening to us.
Speaker 2: Uh, you know, ramble on and uh and rant and rave,
Speaker 2: and it was your opinions.
Speaker 1: Did you love I hate this episode? You hate this episode?
Speaker 2: Is it a forgettable one for you fan of Rito's,
Speaker 2: is it one that that you remember because it's so weird?
Speaker 2: Or like, were you a kid that was Michelle's age
Speaker 2: and you were like, oh my god, this is so cool.
Speaker 1: There's three of them, you know? Yeah, yeah, I know.
Speaker 1: I would love to I would love to know. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, let us know, guys, And you can let us
Speaker 2: know by following us on Instagram at how Rude Podcast,
Speaker 2: or you can send us an email and let us
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Speaker 2: please leave comments, suggestions all the kind of stuff we
Speaker 2: love it and you can visit our merch store Howard
Speaker 2: Meerch dot com. And am I forgetting something?
Speaker 1: Nope? Thanks? Think you got it? Yeah, I think I did.
Speaker 2: I think I got it. Hello, everybody, Remember the world
Speaker 2: is small. The house is full of Michelle, just all
Speaker 2: different versions.
Speaker 1: Too much.
Speaker 3: There's the good one, the bad one, the nerdy one.
Speaker 1: This was a lot for the Olsens to carry like,
Speaker 1: this was three different characters and that was at that's
Speaker 1: too much. A lot of five year old Sorry, it
Speaker 1: just is. Yeah, even two five year olds.
Speaker 2: It's a lot.
Speaker 1: Yeah, totally, I get it.
Speaker 2: Okay, everybody, the house is full of Michelle, so uh
Speaker 2: be careful watch where you stay.