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Speaker 1: Did you know Zeke's Pizza Delivers. Get a local handcraft

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Speaker 1: and pizza delivered tonight and leave tasteless national chain pizza behind.

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Speaker 1: Download the app or visit Zeke's Pizza dot com. It's

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Speaker 1: another Jubila the twenties. I'm moving thakree. This is Alexa.

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Speaker 1: How can I help you? Hello, Alexa, my name is Steve,

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Speaker 1: and I would like to speak to the owner of

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Speaker 1: your establishment por favor. That's Spanish for police. Hey, I

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Speaker 1: know it's Spanish. Actually, if I'm half Mexican and I

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Speaker 1: am the owner, how can I help you? Oh? So

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Speaker 1: you are the owner? Yes I am. Oh good. Well,

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Speaker 1: I'm glad you're on the phone because you have a

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Speaker 1: lot of explaining to do. Well, I'm sure we can

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Speaker 1: help you with whatever the problem is. How can I

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Speaker 1: help you? Well, let's see if you can. The other

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Speaker 1: day I went near your store and I got a

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Speaker 1: few things to munch on, and when I got home,

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Speaker 1: I began eating my muffin. Okay, and after about the

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Speaker 1: third or fourth bite, I realized there was a piece

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Speaker 1: of gluten in my muffin. There. Actually, that's impossible. We

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Speaker 1: know it's not impossible. There was a gluten in my muffin,

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Speaker 1: and you bill yourself as a gluten free bakery. Explain

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Speaker 1: that to me. How did a gluten get into my muffin? Okay, sir,

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Speaker 1: I don't know if you know what gluten is, but

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Speaker 1: it's something that happens to wheat when it's cooked. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and there was a big gluten right smack dab in

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Speaker 1: the middle of my muffin. Sir. There's no such thing

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Speaker 1: as a big gluten. There's something called satan, which is

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Speaker 1: made with gluten, but it comes nowhere near our bakery.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I don't know how this got into religion. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm talking about gluten, not satan. No, No, there was

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Speaker 1: a gluten. It's not never mind. I'm just telling you

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Speaker 1: that whatever you saw in your muffin, what did it

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Speaker 1: look like what you consider to be the gluten? Don't

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Speaker 1: your muffin? Don't you know what gluten is? That's your thing?

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Speaker 1: You say gluten free. You should know what a gluten is.

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Speaker 1: I do know that there's no real such thing, sir

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Speaker 1: as a gluten. Gluten Excuse me, how can you be

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Speaker 1: a gluten free establishment if there's no such thing as

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Speaker 1: a gluten? Sir? I'm trying not to get upset with

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Speaker 1: you or frustrated, But there is not a gluten. There's

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Speaker 1: no such thing as a gluten. I don't think you

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Speaker 1: understand how it works. There is free bakery, a gluten.

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Speaker 1: I had a gluten in my muffin. No, sir, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: There's no such thing as a gluten and that that statement,

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Speaker 1: that very statement is ridiculous and it's just dumb. Well,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I apologize it. Maybe I sound dumb because

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Speaker 1: there's a gluten in my system and it's making me

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Speaker 1: think a thing as a gluten. Yeah, you're an idiot.

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Speaker 1: Do you understand that there's no gluten in the muffin

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Speaker 1: you got up my bakery? Okay, you don't know what

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Speaker 1: you're talking about. You know what it sounds like to me.

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Speaker 1: It sounds like you're just trying to cover your butt

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Speaker 1: because you just got busted for having a gluten all

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Speaker 1: over that place. Listen to me. First of all, I

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Speaker 1: don't ever want to win this bakery again. You're a

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Speaker 1: I don't want to be in that bakery. I don't

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Speaker 1: need your business. You don't know what you're talking about,

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Speaker 1: and there's no gluten anywhere near my bakery. Guy, I

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Speaker 1: don't even know why I'm talking to I don't want

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Speaker 1: to step foot in your bakery because maybe I'll trip

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Speaker 1: over a gluten or something. You've got gluten everywhere? What

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Speaker 1: is wrong with you? Do you understand what I'm saying?

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Speaker 1: There's no such thing as what you're saying. So you're

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Speaker 1: telling me there's no possibility that one of your workers

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Speaker 1: could have dropped a gluten into the batter. Honey, honey,

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Speaker 1: that's that's saying it the gluten. Do you understand you're

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Speaker 1: I mean, it's called Oh my god, what aren't you understanding? Possibly?

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Speaker 1: What aren't you getting? What aren't you getting? There's no

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Speaker 1: such thing, is what you're talking about. Okay, gluten. If

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Speaker 1: there's no such thing as a gluten, then how can

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Speaker 1: you be a gluten free establishment. There has to be

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Speaker 1: gluten for you to be gluten free. Otherwise every bakery

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Speaker 1: I'm saying, no, no, no, no, no, shut up for

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Speaker 1: a second. Oh, there's no such thing. It's a gluten.

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Speaker 1: Gluten is something that is contained in wheat and barley

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Speaker 1: and rye. It does not here what la la, la

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Speaker 1: la la. It just sounds Are you out of your mind?

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Speaker 1: Or did you just go la la la la la. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: because five years old, you idiots. You're speaking a bunch

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Speaker 1: of gibberish. You're an idiot, first of all, and I

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Speaker 1: just what are you high? I'm all I'm gonna say

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Speaker 1: is I have half a mind to come into your

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Speaker 1: bakery and leave a big gluten right on the floor

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Speaker 1: for you. If you know what I mean, my bakery,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna call the authorities. Don't you ever come into

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Speaker 1: my bakery. I will call the authority too. That's it,

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Speaker 1: it's too late. I already called the authorities on you.

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Speaker 1: What's your freaking talking about? That's right, there's going to

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Speaker 1: be didn't do anything? Why would you call the authorities

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Speaker 1: on me? There is going to be a full on

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Speaker 1: gluten investigation, and after they sweep the premises, if they

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Speaker 1: find any gluten in there anywhere, they're gonna shut you down.

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Speaker 1: Well I hope you're there because once say fine, this

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Speaker 1: mysterious invisible gluten you say within your muffin, then I

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Speaker 1: can till the authorities to take you away. Well, then,

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Speaker 1: why don't I just tell you that this is a

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Speaker 1: prank phone call and we just stopped this madness? Now

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Speaker 1: you what this is actually Jewbil from Brook and Jewel

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Speaker 1: in the morning doing a phone tap on you. Your

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Speaker 1: friend Grace set you up. Yeah, she told us that

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Speaker 1: you get She told us that you get really upset

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Speaker 1: when people don't know what gluten is and apparently she

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Speaker 1: was right. So so just as we can clear this up,

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Speaker 1: gluten means calories, right like, if it's gluten free, it's

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Speaker 1: calorie free. Everyone else week up every morning with Jubila

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Speaker 1: point five. Shame was living in a world