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Speaker 1: don't know. Y'all have a suit looking like the don

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Speaker 1: giving them like the million bucks things and the stubbings

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Speaker 1: be true. Good it. Steve listening to the movie together

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Speaker 1: for stum, Please, I don't join joining me. You gotta

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Speaker 1: use that turn. You gotta turn to turn them out. Turn,

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Speaker 1: I sure will come on everybody, y'all listen to the voice.

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Speaker 1: Come on dig me now, one and only Steve Harvey.

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Speaker 1: Uh got a radio show. Yep, yep sometimes saw all

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Speaker 1: I can say yelp, Man, how far I've come is

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Speaker 1: really unbelievable. But you know I finally figured it out. Man.

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Speaker 1: God allowed me to have the life I've had so

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Speaker 1: that I can become experienced at so many different things.

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Speaker 1: And then this experience when I'm talking and sharing with people,

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Speaker 1: I will be able to relate to a lot of

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Speaker 1: different circumstances, not exact, but just the circumstances. You know.

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Speaker 1: You know if a person comes to men, they say, man,

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Speaker 1: I've been down and out. Okay, Well I know what

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Speaker 1: that is. Man, I didn't. I didn't have any direction. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I just kept piling mistake on top of mistakes. Okay.

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Speaker 1: So you know, I think what I'm trying to say

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Speaker 1: to everybody is when you're going through life and life

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Speaker 1: to understand that life deals everybody these cards. The disappointment card,

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Speaker 1: unexpected misery card. Everybody gonna get, the grief card, everybody

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Speaker 1: gonna get, the rash of bad decision card, everybody gonna

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Speaker 1: get these cards. It's how you play them, though, you know,

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Speaker 1: from time to time, one more time, it's how you

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Speaker 1: play them, you know, from time to time. On watching TV,

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Speaker 1: I love to watch the World Series of Poker. I

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Speaker 1: what's happened to a sport? To a poker they're actually

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Speaker 1: if they play their cards right. The best poker players

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Speaker 1: their hand because they knew the bluff, they knew the odds,

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Speaker 1: And it ain't whether you're gonna get dealt bad cards

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Speaker 1: Everybody ain't finna get two bullets in their hand. You

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Speaker 1: You know, when you play a draw poker, some of

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Speaker 1: He see, until you make a conscientious different, the conscious

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Speaker 1: Because everybody gonna be disappointment, everybody gonna lose a love one,

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Speaker 1: and they say, man, Steve really ain't funny. I don't

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Speaker 1: Don't let people come in here and take it from you. Man, Okay,

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Speaker 1: I probably shouldn't do with that. You're listening to morning show.

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Speaker 1: This is the Steve Harmer. Let me know you any day, Well,

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Speaker 1: still here, Ladies and gentlemen, The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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Speaker 1: I would say that I'm gonna take it easy this morning,

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Speaker 1: but I don't know how. So let's bring it. Slang it,

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Speaker 1: bang it. Steve Harvey Morning Show. Surely Strawberry. Happy Friday, Steve,

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Speaker 1: Happy Friday. Yeah, calin Forrell. Hey, it's Friday. Never mad

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Speaker 1: Morning everybody? Friday, Janthony Brown, It is Friday. We put

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Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening Steve Show time. Now we're

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Speaker 1: asked the CLO, the Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey, Are

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Speaker 1: It's from Michelle and Boston. She says, Uncle Steve, I'm

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Speaker 1: I don't need my parents' money to do it. I've

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Speaker 1: the problem is you needed their money to go to school. Now,

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Speaker 1: they don't even know why. Yeah, man, and you declare

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Speaker 1: and you don't even know. And then you get this

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Speaker 1: It's just Robert. The owner is Robert. It's just Robert. Yes, sir,

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Speaker 1: Oh you should have come down here, come bring you,

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Speaker 1: is the baddest And I'm talking about the baddest radio

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Speaker 1: show in the land, Steve Harmy Morning Show Player. Man,

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Speaker 1: I listen to y'all every morning. Man, y'all every more.

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Speaker 1: Look here, why don't you tell doctor Steve Man, y'all

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Speaker 1: run ahead of that, you go, They move big Mama

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Speaker 1: out the part. You played too much talent on this

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Speaker 1: side of the show. We keep telling this, Tell Jay,

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Speaker 1: tell killing it. We don't have a earn and our family.

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Speaker 1: I mean, do they think they're gonna get up? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Just cheaper just coming up at the top of the hour,

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Speaker 1: Entertainment and national news right after this, you're listening to

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Speaker 1: Steve Morning Show and Today's entertainment News. According to People magazine,

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Speaker 1: Nick Cannon has tested positive for COVID nineteen and he

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Speaker 1: mass Singer My Favorite Show, and Nissy Nash will reportedly

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Speaker 1: fill in his hostet well, so we can do another

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Speaker 1: drum wow, I mean right, but I can't do it

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Speaker 1: drum line too, you know, lighted a bumblebee. Let's go

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Speaker 1: for some sadness out of Paisley park Um. Prince's White

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Speaker 1: Dove Divinity has passed away because of death was a

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Speaker 1: we're talking about eight real years now, we're talking about it,

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Speaker 1: one of princess doves, Princess Dove divinity. Yeah that in

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Speaker 1: eight years old. Yeah, we were just asking, I can't

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Speaker 1: do the rest of yourself. I can't. I got this.

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Speaker 1: I can't do the rest of the stamps some more

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Speaker 1: personal time. I'm needed weak? When when is the We

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Speaker 1: were just talking talking, but I think we'll be disrespectful

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Speaker 1: to fly in for it though. That's timing right there, baby,

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Speaker 1: that's quick, come quickly it disrespect Well, how old is

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Speaker 1: Look out my well, they're still alive so far. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: about the same thing. You know. It's that black it's

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Speaker 1: that black white thing. Damn that bubble. I know. I

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Speaker 1: think bubbles passed away. I'm sorry. Did you see Shirley?

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Speaker 1: Do you know you willing to kill anybody? Now? You're

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Speaker 1: killing monkeys? No, double will do it now? Bubbles is gone, Steve,

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Speaker 1: what bubbles? Divinity? All right, it's time for headlines. That's

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Speaker 1: the name of the due let's go. Divinity was the

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Speaker 1: the video when divinity Now I can't watch it now,

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Speaker 1: I'm just saying, oh well, all right, all right, Steve,

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Speaker 1: time for headlines. If you can do it, if you're okay,

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Speaker 1: really can't. Somebody else introduced somebody else, June La Jay,

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Speaker 1: gentleman and trip No, okay, he passed me the tissue, Tito. Anyway,

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Speaker 1: good mooring. This is entered with the news everybody out there.

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Speaker 1: The House of Representatives voted yesterday to remove controversial Republican

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Speaker 1: congress from Marjorie Taylor Green from her committee assignments because

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Speaker 1: of her history of trafficking racist, anti Semitic, and basis

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Speaker 1: conspiracy theories. The Republicans took no action, so the Democrats

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Speaker 1: took Taylor Green off the important Education and Budget committees.

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Speaker 1: Taylor Green tried to plead her case before the vote

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Speaker 1: thinks that these Sandy Hook massacre and the World Trade

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Speaker 1: Centers were staged. Nine to eleven absolutely happened. I remember

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Speaker 1: that day, crying all day long watching it on the news.

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Speaker 1: Later in twenty eighteen, when I started finding misinformation, lies,

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Speaker 1: things that were not true in these que and on posts,

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Speaker 1: I stopped but she even tried to play the victim

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Speaker 1: later on, a victim of the media. Any source of

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Speaker 1: information that is a mix of truth and a mix

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Speaker 1: of lies is dangerous, no matter what it is saying,

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Speaker 1: what party it is helping, anything, or any country it's about,

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Speaker 1: It's dangerous. Well, now, Taylor Green did not mention any

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Speaker 1: specific network. However, the voting technology company smart Magic Smartmadock

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Speaker 1: rather has followed two point seven billion with a b

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Speaker 1: dollar lawsuit against Fox News, some of that network's host

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Speaker 1: and Trump attorneys Sidney Powell and Rudy Giuliani. Smartmadic claims

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Speaker 1: that the group worked in concert to wage a disinformation

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Speaker 1: campaign in the days after the election that has jeopardized

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Speaker 1: it's very survival. Smart Madox accusing Giuliani, Powell, and Fox

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Speaker 1: host Luke Dobbs, Maria Bartarromo and Jeane Piero Jeanine Pierro

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Speaker 1: of intentionally lying about Smart maddocks, saying it wasn't wasn't good,

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Speaker 1: effort to mislead the publican to the false belief that

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Speaker 1: Donald Trump had actually won the election. Smart Madock is

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Speaker 1: the second vote technology company to Sue Powell and Giuliani.

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Speaker 1: By the way, meanwhile, sag after that's The union representing radio,

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Speaker 1: TV and movie actors had scheduled a disciplinary hearing yesterday

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Speaker 1: for Donald Trump with the aim of revoking his membership

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Speaker 1: for a leisurely inciting last month's Capitol Hill riot. So

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Speaker 1: Trump decided to quit first, the union issued a two

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Speaker 1: word response to his resignation. It was simply thank you.

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Speaker 1: Donald Trump's second impeachment trial starts next Tuesday. By the way,

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Speaker 1: He's already turned down the House Impeachment Manager's request to

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Speaker 1: provide some sworn testimony. In other words, show up and

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Speaker 1: testify under oath. House prosecutors say that the written answers

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Speaker 1: followed by the ex president's legal team ahead of the

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Speaker 1: trial denied factual allegations, so they wanted to talk to him,

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Speaker 1: but he says he's not coming. As a Biden administration's

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Speaker 1: vaccination effort picks up, city and states under increased pressure

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Speaker 1: to ensure that doses of the vaccine being distributed fairly

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Speaker 1: to those who need it most. And finally, this is

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Speaker 1: Super Bowl weekend, the weekend when the whole nation runs

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Speaker 1: out of chicken wings and recipe you We're going to

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Speaker 1: do some other roasted chicken wings. Got some soy song smells.

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Speaker 1: Don't yell, by the way, just clap. Now back to

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Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 1: All right, Steve, time for you to introduce Jay. Ladies

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Speaker 1: and gentlemen. Here Jay Anthony Brown. I thought i'd do

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Speaker 1: something different today and write a song, and after the

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Speaker 1: song we might have a little discussion. It's up back

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Speaker 1: in the days. If you like it, hit it hitting.

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Speaker 1: Do you remember back in the day when you went

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Speaker 1: outside if you wanted to play your hand to be

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Speaker 1: back home before it got nicer. You kept your eyes

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Speaker 1: on the street light, grinding on the girl. The girl

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Speaker 1: grind back saying that you hit it, but you talked

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Speaker 1: a smack. You used to put your mouth on a

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Speaker 1: window fan, eating frablone right on the pan, yes, ma'am, No, ma'am.

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Speaker 1: How we talked. No ride in school, You had to walk.

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Speaker 1: I've been the morning eating frost the place, but you

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Speaker 1: got no serve for your pancakes. Clean kitchen like Mama said,

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Speaker 1: or she gonna get your butt up out the bed.

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Speaker 1: We used to hide the belt when we did wrong.

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Speaker 1: But you still got a whipper when your daddy got home.

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Speaker 1: You remember. Don't act like you forgot hide and sick.

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Speaker 1: We used to play for hours. Nobody had a toy.

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Speaker 1: What you unwrap your gifts? You open it up. It's

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Speaker 1: a pack of pencils, hot bread and butter. Come and

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Speaker 1: get your supper. You remember, Oh my god, you remember.

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Speaker 1: Don't act like you kill eating rice and gravy. A

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Speaker 1: man aate sandwich sometimes just a sandwich. Serve sandwich, catch

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Speaker 1: up the sandwich. Black and white TV or no kV

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Speaker 1: on punishment or you calling me a lie eating cereal

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Speaker 1: and reading the box. Don't act like y'all remember you're

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Speaker 1: in a little football game. You had to set up.

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Speaker 1: It went like eat and it would spin around and

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Speaker 1: didn't go no damn well candle like the Cowboys. I

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Speaker 1: love it, Jade. That was fire run back. You got

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Speaker 1: to be a baby boomer to remember all of that.

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Speaker 1: If you're a baby boomer, you remember everything. Nothing I

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Speaker 1: remember left out, but I had to clean up the

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Speaker 1: kitchen and clean it up right. And clean up the kitchen,

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Speaker 1: me wash the dishes, dry the dishes, put the dishes up,

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Speaker 1: you know, empty the trash and sweep the flow. I

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Speaker 1: mean that's clean up the kitchen and mom and and mom, yeah,

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Speaker 1: and mom. And if you had a dishwasher you couldn't

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Speaker 1: use yeah, sh wake you up, wall covers back and

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Speaker 1: Saturday morning, we're gonna clean this whole house. You hear me?

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Speaker 1: Get them base boards, baby, I want them base boards clean. One.

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Speaker 1: I can't some old cartoons. This this is crew punishment. Man.

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Speaker 1: What old underwear you clean in the house? All right?

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Speaker 1: Thank you, Jake Always. I just can't laugh this morning.

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Speaker 1: Coming up at thirty that do man? Oh god, I'm mighty.

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Speaker 1: We'll talk about the big game coming up, super Bowl

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Speaker 1: fifty five right after this. You're listening to Steve Harvey

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Speaker 1: Morning Show. Super Bowl fifty five is this Sunday. I'm

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Speaker 1: sure you guys know that it's going to be at

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Speaker 1: the Raymond James Stadium in Tampa Bay. Tom Brady and

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Speaker 1: the Tampa Bay Buccaneers versus Patrick Mahomes and the Kansas

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Speaker 1: City Chiefs. Tim Who you got? Time me? Who you got?

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Speaker 1: I gotta go with the young boy. I'm going to

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Speaker 1: kill you. Who you got? Chief Jay? Who you got? Oh?

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Speaker 1: He's coming to answer. What you got to ask me? Yo?

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Speaker 1: I'm old, old old Brady. I'm Brady, I'm Brady. I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna go with the Kansas City Chiefs. But I'm doing

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Speaker 1: it reluctantly because I am so scared or going against that.

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Speaker 1: Damn Tom Brady. He can do it. If anybody can

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Speaker 1: do it, it's him. I think he got these boys

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Speaker 1: in a mindset. But then you know what, Kansas City, man,

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Speaker 1: you know, they don't care about that. They don't care, man.

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Speaker 1: They go out there the ball. So if Tom Brady

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Speaker 1: wins this, then is he the greatest of all stick out?

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Speaker 1: He's the greatest quarterbasketball time already. Yeah. Yeah, But I'm

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Speaker 1: saying bowl right, Yeah, that's it, And it's gonna be

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Speaker 1: hard to catch him. It's gonna be hard for my

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Speaker 1: homes to catch you. Yeah, you know, but my homes

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Speaker 1: had he gotta win to be If he don't win,

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Speaker 1: he's not the greatest. He's still great. He's still no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: Tom Brady. It's the greatest quarterback to ever play this

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Speaker 1: game period right now? Really? Really ten super bowls? Ten

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Speaker 1: super bowls. He'd been to ten super Bowls? It won

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Speaker 1: six or seven? Six? Wow? Whatever? Yeah? Yeah. The official

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Speaker 1: attendance figure says there will be twenty five thousand fans

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Speaker 1: in the stands and another thirty thousand cutouts. Also, out

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Speaker 1: of the twenty five thousand fans in attendance, seventy five

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Speaker 1: hundred of those will be vaccinated healthcare workers. Yeah, so

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Speaker 1: that's really Did you know they asked the cutouts the

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Speaker 1: social distance so they don't spread them. No, we hadn't

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Speaker 1: heard that, Jad, thank you to the street. Yes, So

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Speaker 1: what the what's what's every year we talk about chicken wings?

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Speaker 1: What's the story on chicken wings this year? Well, okay,

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Speaker 1: so this is according to the National Chicken Council, Steve,

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Speaker 1: they're saying we're gonna devour a record this year of

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Speaker 1: one point forty two billion chicken wings. That's billion with

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Speaker 1: a be chicken wings. I believe it. Yeah, And they

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Speaker 1: say people about the shortage, Yeah, they don't have to

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Speaker 1: worry about the shortage of wings this year because chicken

628
00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:36,080
Speaker 1: production was steady during the pandemic and all of twenty twenty.

629
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Speaker 1: So what are the chickens, sir? What are you billions

630
00:42:38,760 --> 00:42:45,799
Speaker 1: of chickens? Were you chicken going half a billion? Yeah? Yeah,

631
00:42:45,840 --> 00:42:49,080
Speaker 1: you need five hundred million chickens? Yeah, each one of

632
00:42:49,160 --> 00:42:52,960
Speaker 1: them have two wings. And if you and if you

633
00:42:53,120 --> 00:42:56,040
Speaker 1: let Kentucky make the chickens, and you probably don't need

634
00:42:56,080 --> 00:43:00,279
Speaker 1: but a hunding and eighty no judges. If you let

635
00:43:00,480 --> 00:43:03,640
Speaker 1: churches make them, see, you just have a wing growing

636
00:43:03,719 --> 00:43:11,160
Speaker 1: out of every area the US man. Yeah, ur steroids

637
00:43:13,719 --> 00:43:17,080
Speaker 1: chicken out of churches. Yeah. So how many are you

638
00:43:17,200 --> 00:43:19,799
Speaker 1: guys gonna consumer? You still gonna eat chicken wings? Can

639
00:43:19,840 --> 00:43:22,600
Speaker 1: you eat chicken wings on your on your programs? Well,

640
00:43:22,719 --> 00:43:26,960
Speaker 1: Sunday's my cheat day. So Sunday I'll be able to

641
00:43:27,239 --> 00:43:31,560
Speaker 1: have cheap meals. You know, my trainer said, the whole

642
00:43:31,680 --> 00:43:34,359
Speaker 1: day is a cheap day. Might nutritionally says one meal.

643
00:43:34,719 --> 00:43:41,000
Speaker 1: I'm act like I ain't here from her, You're going forward?

644
00:43:41,920 --> 00:43:45,520
Speaker 1: What's she talking about? How many wings can you yourself

645
00:43:45,680 --> 00:43:48,480
Speaker 1: down in one sitting? How many? I really just like

646
00:43:48,640 --> 00:43:51,960
Speaker 1: the flats? Me too, I love it. I really just

647
00:43:52,160 --> 00:43:56,200
Speaker 1: like the flats, And I do about by the eighteen

648
00:43:57,440 --> 00:44:01,080
Speaker 1: eighteen You can put that minute downs over the course

649
00:44:01,160 --> 00:44:05,520
Speaker 1: of the game. Okay, huh okay, all right, all right,

650
00:44:05,560 --> 00:44:07,600
Speaker 1: and don't figure to check out Steve Harvey hosting the

651
00:44:07,800 --> 00:44:13,000
Speaker 1: NFL Honors tomorrow night. Nineties. That's what you bs coming

652
00:44:13,080 --> 00:44:15,520
Speaker 1: up the nephew with the prank phone call. Right after this.

653
00:44:16,280 --> 00:44:21,160
Speaker 1: You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up at

654
00:44:21,200 --> 00:44:23,319
Speaker 1: the top of the hour, right about four minutes after.

655
00:44:23,400 --> 00:44:26,360
Speaker 1: It's my strawberry letter for today, the subject why is

656
00:44:26,440 --> 00:44:35,680
Speaker 1: your mama always drunk at Yeah, we'll get into that

657
00:44:35,880 --> 00:44:37,960
Speaker 1: in a little while. Right now, the nephew is in

658
00:44:38,080 --> 00:44:40,239
Speaker 1: the building with today's prank phone call. What you got

659
00:44:40,320 --> 00:44:44,360
Speaker 1: for is nev This right here is super Bowl party,

660
00:44:45,440 --> 00:44:48,680
Speaker 1: super Bowl party. Earlier this week, got the super Bowl trip.

661
00:44:49,200 --> 00:44:53,120
Speaker 1: This is super Bowl party. All right, let's go, kat Dog,

662
00:44:53,160 --> 00:44:57,640
Speaker 1: take a listen. Hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach Gerd. Yeah,

663
00:44:57,719 --> 00:45:00,680
Speaker 1: this is Let's call. Hey, this is this It's Curtis Man.

664
00:45:00,760 --> 00:45:03,480
Speaker 1: I'm I'm one of your neighbors in the neighborhood. I'm

665
00:45:03,480 --> 00:45:05,920
Speaker 1: about three I think about three streets over from you.

666
00:45:06,960 --> 00:45:08,680
Speaker 1: I'm reaching out to you, man, I know the super

667
00:45:08,719 --> 00:45:12,120
Speaker 1: Bowl coming up? Are you are you? Are you playing

668
00:45:12,200 --> 00:45:15,440
Speaker 1: on throwing your your annual super Bowl party this year? Man?

669
00:45:15,520 --> 00:45:17,839
Speaker 1: How you get you? Said you in the neighborhood. Yeah,

670
00:45:17,880 --> 00:45:19,960
Speaker 1: y'all live in the neighborhood. I'm I'm three streets over

671
00:45:20,080 --> 00:45:22,680
Speaker 1: from you. Oh, Okay, Yeah, how'd you hear about the

672
00:45:22,719 --> 00:45:25,600
Speaker 1: Super Bowl party? Man? I mean, I mean everybody knows

673
00:45:25,600 --> 00:45:27,160
Speaker 1: about it. I mean, you know, it's it's it's it's

674
00:45:27,200 --> 00:45:30,000
Speaker 1: pretty big. Every year you got you know, I mean

675
00:45:30,080 --> 00:45:32,640
Speaker 1: it's it's it's cars everywhere. I mean, you guys be

676
00:45:33,280 --> 00:45:36,160
Speaker 1: be rocking for all through the NiFe on Super Bowl Night.

677
00:45:36,280 --> 00:45:38,400
Speaker 1: So I'm calling to see if are you Are you

678
00:45:38,480 --> 00:45:41,520
Speaker 1: throwing it this year? Um? Yes? And you I do

679
00:45:41,640 --> 00:45:43,400
Speaker 1: it every year, man, I do it every year. A

680
00:45:43,600 --> 00:45:46,200
Speaker 1: neighbors come over, everybody comes over, We have a good time.

681
00:45:46,840 --> 00:45:48,640
Speaker 1: So yeah, we're gonna be doing it again this year.

682
00:45:48,719 --> 00:45:51,120
Speaker 1: While what's up? Okay? So here here what I want

683
00:45:51,160 --> 00:45:55,520
Speaker 1: to tell you, man, Every year your party too loud,

684
00:45:56,280 --> 00:45:59,760
Speaker 1: and here's people parking all in front of other people's houses.

685
00:46:00,080 --> 00:46:02,279
Speaker 1: You know, I'm three streets old. It's people parking in

686
00:46:02,400 --> 00:46:04,560
Speaker 1: my driveway to get to your house, and to be

687
00:46:04,680 --> 00:46:07,719
Speaker 1: honest with you, is too loud. And I'm just telling

688
00:46:07,760 --> 00:46:10,399
Speaker 1: you this year, if that is loud this year, I'm

689
00:46:10,480 --> 00:46:13,080
Speaker 1: calling the police this year. Man, this is what you

690
00:46:13,200 --> 00:46:15,680
Speaker 1: really called me for. You really called me to threaten me,

691
00:46:15,719 --> 00:46:17,480
Speaker 1: to tell me you're gonna call the police shut down

692
00:46:17,560 --> 00:46:23,040
Speaker 1: my party broad too loud. Man, we've met everybody, and

693
00:46:23,320 --> 00:46:25,919
Speaker 1: everybody in the neighborhood. Come to my party. Man, ain't

694
00:46:25,920 --> 00:46:28,040
Speaker 1: know everybody in the neighhood. Don't come because I damn

695
00:46:28,080 --> 00:46:30,760
Speaker 1: show ain't been there. That's because you ain't get an invite.

696
00:46:32,680 --> 00:46:36,239
Speaker 1: Because hater. That's why you ain't getting no invite. You,

697
00:46:37,239 --> 00:46:39,440
Speaker 1: I said, you hater. That's why I'm not No, I

698
00:46:39,480 --> 00:46:42,200
Speaker 1: ain't no hater. I'm just telling you your stuff is

699
00:46:42,239 --> 00:46:44,839
Speaker 1: out of control. Man. You gotta tone it. You gotta

700
00:46:44,880 --> 00:46:47,960
Speaker 1: get control of your party. You don't have control of it. Man,

701
00:46:48,040 --> 00:46:50,839
Speaker 1: you're telling me how to control my control your mouth.

702
00:46:51,360 --> 00:46:53,839
Speaker 1: Start it. Let's start right there. All right. You ain't

703
00:46:53,880 --> 00:46:56,640
Speaker 1: calling No, you ain't doing none of that. We ain't

704
00:46:56,640 --> 00:46:59,239
Speaker 1: doing Oh yeah, hold on, you ain't telling me what

705
00:46:59,320 --> 00:47:02,200
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna do. All right. I just you the one. You,

706
00:47:02,680 --> 00:47:05,160
Speaker 1: you the one on the last party. You're the one

707
00:47:05,239 --> 00:47:07,799
Speaker 1: got people parking and people driveway and yeah, that's right.

708
00:47:07,840 --> 00:47:10,759
Speaker 1: If it happens this year, I'm calling the police. You

709
00:47:10,840 --> 00:47:14,239
Speaker 1: ain't calling nobody. You ain't calling it person. I'm gonna

710
00:47:14,280 --> 00:47:16,759
Speaker 1: tell you that right now. Okay, So how are you

711
00:47:16,840 --> 00:47:18,920
Speaker 1: fee to stop me? How are you finna stop me

712
00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:21,880
Speaker 1: from making sure I got peace and on my street

713
00:47:21,920 --> 00:47:24,160
Speaker 1: at my house. I'm gonna stop you with a size

714
00:47:24,239 --> 00:47:28,320
Speaker 1: twelve right up, y'all. Okay, okay, hey, I'm gonna tell you.

715
00:47:28,320 --> 00:47:31,560
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you again. Control your party, get the

716
00:47:31,680 --> 00:47:34,640
Speaker 1: noise level where it ain't disturbing everybody in the neighborhood,

717
00:47:35,120 --> 00:47:38,640
Speaker 1: and stop people from parking in people's driveway. And I'm

718
00:47:38,680 --> 00:47:41,760
Speaker 1: gonna tell you again, I'm about to have a party

719
00:47:41,880 --> 00:47:46,480
Speaker 1: with my size twelve right up in your Hey, dude,

720
00:47:46,800 --> 00:47:48,640
Speaker 1: it is what it is, then, it is what a

721
00:47:48,840 --> 00:47:50,880
Speaker 1: look for the police to be at your party, all right,

722
00:47:52,800 --> 00:47:54,279
Speaker 1: look for the people to look for the police to

723
00:47:54,320 --> 00:47:56,800
Speaker 1: be at your damn party, because evidently you don't respect

724
00:47:56,880 --> 00:47:59,040
Speaker 1: your neighbors. It's what it is. You know what I

725
00:47:59,160 --> 00:48:00,960
Speaker 1: do respect. My name is because all the neighbors in

726
00:48:01,040 --> 00:48:03,759
Speaker 1: the neighborhood come except for you, because we already know

727
00:48:04,200 --> 00:48:07,000
Speaker 1: you're on y'ar on that list. Yet I hate that's

728
00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:09,440
Speaker 1: a neighbor that'd be calling tow trucks and you know,

729
00:48:09,520 --> 00:48:12,680
Speaker 1: complaining about leaves and people's yard and all that. I

730
00:48:12,840 --> 00:48:14,839
Speaker 1: know you, I know exactly who you are. That's why

731
00:48:14,880 --> 00:48:16,600
Speaker 1: you never got an invite to the party because you

732
00:48:17,600 --> 00:48:20,720
Speaker 1: do not even know me. Dude, you use the idea

733
00:48:20,760 --> 00:48:26,000
Speaker 1: who I am use a buster? Use that, But I'm

734
00:48:26,040 --> 00:48:28,799
Speaker 1: gonna be the buster that's calling popos to be over

735
00:48:28,880 --> 00:48:36,440
Speaker 1: there on Sunday. Listen to snitch snitching. That's a that's

736
00:48:36,520 --> 00:48:41,800
Speaker 1: not snitching. No, it's controlling the atmosphere and stopping it

737
00:48:41,880 --> 00:48:45,799
Speaker 1: from being out of control. You atmospher. Let me ask

738
00:48:45,880 --> 00:48:48,320
Speaker 1: you something. So so you think people that's going to

739
00:48:48,400 --> 00:48:51,520
Speaker 1: your party are to be able to park in my driveway? Listen, man,

740
00:48:52,040 --> 00:48:54,640
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be real with you. I'm sorry if anybody

741
00:48:54,760 --> 00:48:57,120
Speaker 1: man parked in your driveway, but nothing for you to

742
00:48:57,200 --> 00:48:58,960
Speaker 1: just knock on the door and say, hey, excuse me.

743
00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:02,000
Speaker 1: You know I'm trying to get out, you know whatever. Whatever.

744
00:49:02,080 --> 00:49:04,080
Speaker 1: I make sure I put it on the flyers that

745
00:49:04,440 --> 00:49:07,680
Speaker 1: we don't want people blocking driveways. But you know, obviously

746
00:49:07,760 --> 00:49:09,960
Speaker 1: it happened, and I apologize for that. But that's no

747
00:49:10,120 --> 00:49:12,880
Speaker 1: reason for you to be going on extra crazy and

748
00:49:12,960 --> 00:49:15,640
Speaker 1: going to extra mount talking about I'm calling the police.

749
00:49:15,719 --> 00:49:17,680
Speaker 1: You know what are you're calling nobody? Man? Shut up?

750
00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:20,200
Speaker 1: That right there is what's wrong with black people today.

751
00:49:20,560 --> 00:49:22,919
Speaker 1: Instead of coming to me like a man you're coming

752
00:49:22,960 --> 00:49:25,239
Speaker 1: to me like a coward instead of coming to me

753
00:49:25,320 --> 00:49:28,200
Speaker 1: like a man and saying, listen, man, you because the

754
00:49:28,280 --> 00:49:31,600
Speaker 1: first thing you're talking about, oh, I'm gonna call the police,

755
00:49:31,719 --> 00:49:33,680
Speaker 1: and then when the police come and beat your black

756
00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:36,360
Speaker 1: pass up, you're gonna be on the other line complaining,

757
00:49:36,480 --> 00:49:39,880
Speaker 1: talking about to be you want to be sure, and

758
00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:42,000
Speaker 1: doing this and that. Don't you know, that's how you

759
00:49:42,120 --> 00:49:45,440
Speaker 1: get up, man. So as black people, we gotta learn

760
00:49:45,520 --> 00:49:47,640
Speaker 1: how to stick together and come together. If you want

761
00:49:47,680 --> 00:49:49,320
Speaker 1: to come to the party, it sounds like you're a

762
00:49:49,520 --> 00:49:51,719
Speaker 1: silent hater on the loaf for real, like you really

763
00:49:51,800 --> 00:49:53,640
Speaker 1: want to come to the party, but because you're the

764
00:49:53,719 --> 00:49:56,400
Speaker 1: only person in the neighborhood that hasn't been invited. Now

765
00:49:56,520 --> 00:49:59,759
Speaker 1: you're talking about calling the police. I know exactly who

766
00:49:59,800 --> 00:50:02,640
Speaker 1: you are. Who am I You? That dude that live

767
00:50:02,719 --> 00:50:05,320
Speaker 1: up two three streets over and you drive that that

768
00:50:05,440 --> 00:50:08,360
Speaker 1: red pickup truck with the flannel shirts and all of that.

769
00:50:08,760 --> 00:50:11,040
Speaker 1: You're the only person in the hood driving a red

770
00:50:11,080 --> 00:50:13,600
Speaker 1: pickup truck and the flannel It's wrong with you, man,

771
00:50:13,640 --> 00:50:15,839
Speaker 1: that's why you ain't getting no invite. And on top

772
00:50:15,920 --> 00:50:18,239
Speaker 1: of that, all those dogs you got running around in

773
00:50:18,320 --> 00:50:20,080
Speaker 1: your backyard. You need to clean them up. They'd be

774
00:50:20,200 --> 00:50:23,759
Speaker 1: back there and everything, and then the other neighbors can't

775
00:50:23,800 --> 00:50:27,120
Speaker 1: even have barbecues because your big, rusty gass dogs running around.

776
00:50:27,360 --> 00:50:29,040
Speaker 1: You got a nerve to be talking about you calling

777
00:50:29,120 --> 00:50:31,399
Speaker 1: the police when we need to be calling the city

778
00:50:31,480 --> 00:50:34,040
Speaker 1: on you. All that trash and you got in front

779
00:50:34,040 --> 00:50:36,120
Speaker 1: of your house. Man, get out of here. I'm gonna

780
00:50:36,120 --> 00:50:38,239
Speaker 1: call the cops on you right now if you ain't.

781
00:50:38,800 --> 00:50:41,279
Speaker 1: You're wearing the flannel shirts with red pickup truck and

782
00:50:41,320 --> 00:50:43,640
Speaker 1: the dogs running around with fall in the front yard,

783
00:50:43,680 --> 00:50:46,160
Speaker 1: in the backyard and fall over the place. Who the

784
00:50:46,560 --> 00:50:49,439
Speaker 1: are you that tell me say no more? I'm gonna

785
00:50:49,480 --> 00:50:52,120
Speaker 1: tell you who I am. This is nephew Tommy from

786
00:50:52,160 --> 00:50:55,759
Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got pranked by

787
00:50:55,840 --> 00:51:05,160
Speaker 1: your next dough neighbor, Brian. That's who I am. You

788
00:51:05,320 --> 00:51:11,000
Speaker 1: know what? You know what? You know what now I'm

789
00:51:11,040 --> 00:51:16,960
Speaker 1: definitely gonna kick you in his man. You had me going, Man,

790
00:51:18,320 --> 00:51:20,080
Speaker 1: I hold when I run this prank. I hope the

791
00:51:20,120 --> 00:51:23,319
Speaker 1: man with the red pickup truck and the flanner shirt

792
00:51:23,360 --> 00:51:29,400
Speaker 1: ain't listening to it. All right, man, I got one

793
00:51:29,480 --> 00:51:31,640
Speaker 1: more thing you gotta tell me, what's the baddest and

794
00:51:31,680 --> 00:51:34,960
Speaker 1: I mean the baddest radio show in the land. Man,

795
00:51:35,080 --> 00:51:42,000
Speaker 1: you already know it's the Steam Harvey Morning Show. As

796
00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:47,120
Speaker 1: a party, man, that was good. Yeah, yeah, mouthful to

797
00:51:47,160 --> 00:51:56,439
Speaker 1: say to you. Ye dogs, you got truck. I won't

798
00:51:56,480 --> 00:52:01,160
Speaker 1: nobody want food with you. I hope your red truck

799
00:52:01,239 --> 00:52:07,680
Speaker 1: man no show up to the party. I really he

800
00:52:07,800 --> 00:52:17,320
Speaker 1: wasn't listening. You're right talking about me. He was not

801
00:52:17,560 --> 00:52:22,480
Speaker 1: getting not shut up all. You're having a super Bowl

802
00:52:22,560 --> 00:52:25,279
Speaker 1: party this year. I'm having a few fellas over It

803
00:52:25,400 --> 00:52:28,800
Speaker 1: will be a social distance Yeah, okay, doctor fouch, She says,

804
00:52:30,520 --> 00:52:36,120
Speaker 1: super spread Tommy, Timmy, Oh oh that's right, My bad.

805
00:52:36,200 --> 00:52:37,839
Speaker 1: I got ready to say, how y'all going to social

806
00:52:37,920 --> 00:52:40,160
Speaker 1: distance at your house? But you don't live in the house.

807
00:52:40,360 --> 00:52:42,719
Speaker 1: You live in the shot to my bad. Come on, guy,

808
00:52:42,960 --> 00:52:46,360
Speaker 1: stop now you know who you know could throw a

809
00:52:46,480 --> 00:52:49,799
Speaker 1: house party as social distance in the house. You got

810
00:52:49,880 --> 00:52:54,240
Speaker 1: big at you. I ain't having nobody over here for Junior.

811
00:52:54,480 --> 00:52:56,799
Speaker 1: Y'all gonna be social distance? Hell no, I'll be right

812
00:52:56,880 --> 00:52:59,600
Speaker 1: up on him. I know Junior ain't got it. Look,

813
00:53:00,360 --> 00:53:11,040
Speaker 1: how do you know that hug and everything everything in

814
00:53:11,200 --> 00:53:17,920
Speaker 1: quarantine for real? Then we're gonna be smoking your goals. Yeah,

815
00:53:18,719 --> 00:53:25,600
Speaker 1: you have fun. All right. For today's frank phone call,

816
00:53:26,160 --> 00:53:29,600
Speaker 1: be Safe, Be Safe Coming up Strawberry Letters subject why

817
00:53:29,800 --> 00:53:35,000
Speaker 1: is your Mama Always dunk? We'll get into it right

818
00:53:35,080 --> 00:53:39,080
Speaker 1: after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

819
00:53:40,440 --> 00:53:43,120
Speaker 1: All right, guys, time now for today's Strawberry Letter. And

820
00:53:43,160 --> 00:53:46,480
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824
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Speaker 1: and hold on tight. We got it for you here.

826
00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:06,479
Speaker 1: It is a strong, very letter voted best subject why

827
00:54:06,760 --> 00:54:14,560
Speaker 1: is your Mama Always drunk? Yes, and the award goes too.

828
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Speaker 1: All right, Dear Stephen Shirley, I'm married to a man

829
00:54:18,440 --> 00:54:21,839
Speaker 1: that can't control his mother. We've been married for two years.

830
00:54:22,080 --> 00:54:24,120
Speaker 1: For two years, and I've dealt with this since I

831
00:54:24,200 --> 00:54:27,040
Speaker 1: met him. His mother went through a late life crisis

832
00:54:27,280 --> 00:54:30,720
Speaker 1: and has started shopping at Forever twenty one and hanging

833
00:54:30,760 --> 00:54:35,080
Speaker 1: out at cafes at night. I have warned her about COVID,

834
00:54:35,200 --> 00:54:38,759
Speaker 1: but she says alcohol kills the virus. If that's the case,

835
00:54:39,040 --> 00:54:42,239
Speaker 1: she won't need the vaccination because she is always a

836
00:54:42,280 --> 00:54:45,239
Speaker 1: little tipsy when we see her. She's always got a

837
00:54:45,320 --> 00:54:48,640
Speaker 1: yetti cup full of wine with her, and she rambles

838
00:54:48,680 --> 00:54:51,279
Speaker 1: on and repeats herself a lot. My husband and I

839
00:54:51,480 --> 00:54:54,320
Speaker 1: live in a nice enough neighborhood and there's an older

840
00:54:54,360 --> 00:54:56,719
Speaker 1: man that lives with his daughter next door to us.

841
00:54:57,080 --> 00:54:58,960
Speaker 1: He sits in the yard in the evenings, and my

842
00:54:59,080 --> 00:55:02,000
Speaker 1: husband's mom has made it her business to get all

843
00:55:02,160 --> 00:55:05,160
Speaker 1: in his business. She told us that he's single and

844
00:55:05,280 --> 00:55:08,040
Speaker 1: he just broke up with his girlfriend, so she's ready

845
00:55:08,160 --> 00:55:10,560
Speaker 1: to make a move on him. I told her to

846
00:55:10,680 --> 00:55:13,880
Speaker 1: leave that man alone. Two days later, I noticed her

847
00:55:13,960 --> 00:55:16,719
Speaker 1: car was in our driveway, but I didn't see her.

848
00:55:17,200 --> 00:55:19,680
Speaker 1: I went next door and looked in the front window window,

849
00:55:19,800 --> 00:55:21,959
Speaker 1: and I saw her with the neighbor and it looked

850
00:55:22,040 --> 00:55:26,520
Speaker 1: like they were having sex. I told my husband, and

851
00:55:27,040 --> 00:55:29,560
Speaker 1: he wanted to go next door, but I told him

852
00:55:29,640 --> 00:55:32,040
Speaker 1: not to. The next thing we know, there's a knock

853
00:55:32,120 --> 00:55:33,880
Speaker 1: on the door from the man and he said that

854
00:55:34,080 --> 00:55:38,200
Speaker 1: my husband's mom was passed out drunk in his living room.

855
00:55:38,640 --> 00:55:41,239
Speaker 1: My husband was embarrassed, and he quickly went next door

856
00:55:41,320 --> 00:55:44,120
Speaker 1: to get his mom. He still won't tell his mom

857
00:55:44,200 --> 00:55:46,600
Speaker 1: to cut it out and act her age. Should I

858
00:55:46,840 --> 00:55:49,120
Speaker 1: intervene and talk to her or should I mind my

859
00:55:49,239 --> 00:55:53,319
Speaker 1: business and let my husband handle it? Please advise? I mean,

860
00:55:53,480 --> 00:55:55,239
Speaker 1: what do you think you can do at this point?

861
00:55:55,640 --> 00:55:59,480
Speaker 1: Your husband hasn't done anything. Let your husband handle it,

862
00:55:59,600 --> 00:56:03,000
Speaker 1: He hasn't handled it. This is a grown woman who

863
00:56:03,120 --> 00:56:06,880
Speaker 1: has a drinking problem. She drinks, That's why she's always drunk. Right,

864
00:56:07,239 --> 00:56:09,800
Speaker 1: You said yourself that you have dealt with this for

865
00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:12,600
Speaker 1: two years. Two years and that's how long you've been

866
00:56:12,640 --> 00:56:15,440
Speaker 1: married to your husband, so you knew this was going

867
00:56:15,520 --> 00:56:18,080
Speaker 1: on before you guys got married. I mean, you even

868
00:56:18,160 --> 00:56:21,160
Speaker 1: warned her about COVID, but she had a clap back

869
00:56:21,239 --> 00:56:28,279
Speaker 1: for that, saying alcohol kills the virus. What mama? So

870
00:56:28,560 --> 00:56:30,840
Speaker 1: right there, she's not trying to hear anything you have

871
00:56:31,040 --> 00:56:33,640
Speaker 1: to say to her. And as far as your husband,

872
00:56:33,719 --> 00:56:36,600
Speaker 1: her son, you see, he can't control her. He can't

873
00:56:36,640 --> 00:56:39,440
Speaker 1: say anything. He's not going to say anything. He might

874
00:56:39,520 --> 00:56:42,400
Speaker 1: be afraid to say anything to his mom. You know

875
00:56:42,480 --> 00:56:46,440
Speaker 1: how that is. She's definitely an embarrassment. I get that,

876
00:56:47,080 --> 00:56:49,920
Speaker 1: but you're gonna have to let this play out because

877
00:56:50,280 --> 00:56:53,040
Speaker 1: you guys can't do anything, and she's already out of control.

878
00:56:53,200 --> 00:56:56,200
Speaker 1: She's doing whatever she wants to do. And the last

879
00:56:56,239 --> 00:56:59,480
Speaker 1: time I checked, passing out drunk over a man's house

880
00:56:59,560 --> 00:57:02,279
Speaker 1: that you're trying to get with. That's not sexy and

881
00:57:02,480 --> 00:57:05,120
Speaker 1: that doesn't get you in. So maybe you could tell

882
00:57:05,160 --> 00:57:07,759
Speaker 1: her that, maybe that'll help, But I don't think anything's

883
00:57:07,760 --> 00:57:09,840
Speaker 1: gonna help. She wants to drink and do whatever she

884
00:57:09,960 --> 00:57:12,399
Speaker 1: wants to do, hang out at cafes? Did you say

885
00:57:12,520 --> 00:57:17,520
Speaker 1: at night? All right, Steve, go ahead, Well, I don't know.

886
00:57:21,120 --> 00:57:23,280
Speaker 1: You've been married to a man that you say can't

887
00:57:23,320 --> 00:57:28,360
Speaker 1: control is mama? Who can control a mama? Right? That's

888
00:57:28,480 --> 00:57:31,400
Speaker 1: that's a tough one right there now. And you've been

889
00:57:31,480 --> 00:57:35,120
Speaker 1: dealing with this since you met her. Now here's a problem.

890
00:57:36,320 --> 00:57:41,320
Speaker 1: His mother went through a life, midlife crisis and has

891
00:57:41,360 --> 00:57:45,720
Speaker 1: started shopping at Forever one and hang out at cafes

892
00:57:45,840 --> 00:57:51,440
Speaker 1: at night Forever twenty one. Now the reason. See, when

893
00:57:51,480 --> 00:57:55,640
Speaker 1: you when you're old and you shop at Forever twenty one,

894
00:57:56,760 --> 00:58:00,720
Speaker 1: you have to drink so you can think you look

895
00:58:00,880 --> 00:58:07,480
Speaker 1: good in that outfit. See the reason they named the

896
00:58:07,720 --> 00:58:12,440
Speaker 1: stove forever twenty one. It's so they can attract the

897
00:58:12,720 --> 00:58:17,959
Speaker 1: younger crowd. Yes, they didn't mean that if you put

898
00:58:18,080 --> 00:58:22,520
Speaker 1: this on, you will always look like you twenty one.

899
00:58:23,200 --> 00:58:27,720
Speaker 1: It's just an advertising slogan. It's not a damn fact.

900
00:58:29,640 --> 00:58:32,720
Speaker 1: A matter of fact. When you put clothes on that

901
00:58:32,880 --> 00:58:35,840
Speaker 1: you ain't got no business putting on, you look like

902
00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:39,960
Speaker 1: a food. This is how I know she old. So

903
00:58:40,240 --> 00:58:42,640
Speaker 1: you've warned her about it. She hang out of cafes

904
00:58:42,680 --> 00:58:45,800
Speaker 1: and night. She said that you warned her about COVID.

905
00:58:46,360 --> 00:58:50,320
Speaker 1: But she says alcohol kills the virus. Now, if that

906
00:58:50,400 --> 00:58:53,000
Speaker 1: ain't an old ass remedy, I don't know who it is.

907
00:58:53,920 --> 00:58:55,560
Speaker 1: You got to be old to come up with that,

908
00:58:56,560 --> 00:59:01,040
Speaker 1: all right now, So she don't need the fascination. And

909
00:59:01,200 --> 00:59:04,560
Speaker 1: then she's always high when you see it. She got

910
00:59:04,640 --> 00:59:06,520
Speaker 1: it now. This is this is when you really high.

911
00:59:07,360 --> 00:59:10,000
Speaker 1: She ain't got a solo cup. She don't have a

912
00:59:10,120 --> 00:59:14,800
Speaker 1: paper cup. This old heffergot a YETI cup full of knickel,

913
00:59:15,600 --> 00:59:19,640
Speaker 1: but yetti cup. That means it can stay the same

914
00:59:19,800 --> 00:59:27,640
Speaker 1: temperature for hours. Yeah, she a professional drinker. She got

915
00:59:27,720 --> 00:59:32,919
Speaker 1: the same feeling the whole way through that damn YETI cup. Yeah,

916
00:59:34,360 --> 00:59:38,360
Speaker 1: even rappers ain't moved to YETI cups yet. She's an

917
00:59:38,400 --> 00:59:44,320
Speaker 1: advanced alcoholic. My husband and I, y'all live in a

918
00:59:44,440 --> 00:59:47,280
Speaker 1: nice neighborhood. And as an older man that lives with

919
00:59:47,400 --> 00:59:50,240
Speaker 1: his daughter, next daughter, y'all, and he sits in yard

920
00:59:50,320 --> 00:59:52,920
Speaker 1: in the evening that my husband's mom has made it

921
00:59:53,040 --> 00:59:56,600
Speaker 1: her business to get all up in his business. Well, you,

922
00:59:56,840 --> 00:59:59,280
Speaker 1: you made that statement, but what you really didn't know

923
00:59:59,520 --> 01:00:01,840
Speaker 1: was what she was really trying to get all up in.

924
01:00:03,120 --> 01:00:06,200
Speaker 1: And it wasn't just his business, it was his house.

925
01:00:08,560 --> 01:00:11,200
Speaker 1: And then she told us he's single and broke up

926
01:00:11,240 --> 01:00:13,600
Speaker 1: with his girlfriend, so she ready to make up, moved

927
01:00:13,760 --> 01:00:16,760
Speaker 1: And when we come back, I'll explain to you everything

928
01:00:16,880 --> 01:00:19,560
Speaker 1: else that happened in this lattitude. All right, Steve, all right,

929
01:00:19,640 --> 01:00:22,120
Speaker 1: we can't wait. Part two of Steve's response is coming

930
01:00:22,160 --> 01:00:25,120
Speaker 1: up at twenty three minutes after the hour subject it's

931
01:00:25,160 --> 01:00:29,840
Speaker 1: our favorite, why is your mama Always drunk? We'll get

932
01:00:29,880 --> 01:00:36,760
Speaker 1: back into it right after this. You're listening show, all right, Steve,

933
01:00:36,880 --> 01:00:40,480
Speaker 1: come on, let's recap today's Strawberry letter, the subject why

934
01:00:40,680 --> 01:00:47,240
Speaker 1: is your mama always drunk? Why? Well, this man's mama

935
01:00:47,320 --> 01:00:50,320
Speaker 1: you've been married to him for two years and you'redn't

936
01:00:50,360 --> 01:00:52,360
Speaker 1: dealt with the drink. And since you met him is

937
01:00:53,240 --> 01:00:55,920
Speaker 1: mother went through a late life crisis and then started

938
01:00:55,960 --> 01:00:58,960
Speaker 1: shopping at father twenty one. You didn't say how old

939
01:00:59,080 --> 01:01:03,120
Speaker 1: she was, but he's probably doubled at so she should

940
01:01:03,200 --> 01:01:08,120
Speaker 1: probably be shopping at Forever Senior Citizens. But no, she's

941
01:01:08,160 --> 01:01:12,640
Speaker 1: at Forever when it wont that's a new store I'm

942
01:01:12,680 --> 01:01:15,600
Speaker 1: thinking about opening. Quit acting at your age, not your

943
01:01:15,640 --> 01:01:22,600
Speaker 1: shoe side. You know she don't care nothing about COVID

944
01:01:22,640 --> 01:01:26,480
Speaker 1: because she drink enough. She said alcohol kills the vibrus.

945
01:01:26,680 --> 01:01:29,360
Speaker 1: She's a professional drinker. Because we found out she don't

946
01:01:29,360 --> 01:01:32,000
Speaker 1: have it in a solo cover. It ain't in the

947
01:01:32,080 --> 01:01:35,560
Speaker 1: style phone cover. This woman carries her look around in

948
01:01:35,640 --> 01:01:41,080
Speaker 1: a damn Yetti She's invested. Yetti cups are expensive. She's

949
01:01:41,160 --> 01:01:46,960
Speaker 1: invested in keeping her alcohol at premium temperature. That's to be.

950
01:01:47,160 --> 01:01:49,520
Speaker 1: That's an alcoholic when you got to keep it right

951
01:01:49,680 --> 01:01:52,360
Speaker 1: at the same damn temperature. She don't want to water

952
01:01:52,520 --> 01:01:55,760
Speaker 1: down na na showing the ice in it or nothing.

953
01:01:56,880 --> 01:02:01,440
Speaker 1: Thirty three degrees. Yeah, Now that's a man next door

954
01:02:01,560 --> 01:02:03,240
Speaker 1: that she'd have made it her business to get to

955
01:02:03,320 --> 01:02:05,120
Speaker 1: know him. Because he'd have told her she broke up

956
01:02:05,160 --> 01:02:07,480
Speaker 1: with his girlfriend. He broke up with a girlfriend, so

957
01:02:07,640 --> 01:02:10,440
Speaker 1: now she gonna make a move on it. You told

958
01:02:10,520 --> 01:02:15,720
Speaker 1: her to lead that man alone? Who are you? Old?

959
01:02:15,800 --> 01:02:19,840
Speaker 1: People need love to lead that man alone? Maybe that

960
01:02:20,000 --> 01:02:23,120
Speaker 1: man don't want to be left alone? How would you

961
01:02:23,240 --> 01:02:25,240
Speaker 1: like it when you get old somebody tell you leave

962
01:02:25,320 --> 01:02:27,720
Speaker 1: you alone? You're just sitting over there by your damn self.

963
01:02:29,200 --> 01:02:34,360
Speaker 1: See that. I think she was doing a Christian thing. Really,

964
01:02:35,440 --> 01:02:40,480
Speaker 1: just for now, just for now, right, find out in

965
01:02:40,600 --> 01:02:45,280
Speaker 1: a couple of lines that this wasn't real churchy after all.

966
01:02:46,560 --> 01:02:50,800
Speaker 1: Two days later you noticed her car was in y'all's driveway,

967
01:02:51,920 --> 01:02:54,920
Speaker 1: but you didn't see her. Now, this is the part

968
01:02:55,000 --> 01:02:57,640
Speaker 1: of the letter I want to focus on. I went

969
01:02:57,840 --> 01:03:00,600
Speaker 1: next door and looked in the front wind dough. What

970
01:03:05,000 --> 01:03:09,480
Speaker 1: what your your busy body? Has you so damn nosy?

971
01:03:10,400 --> 01:03:15,680
Speaker 1: You went next door, walked up on this man's damn

972
01:03:15,840 --> 01:03:20,320
Speaker 1: porch and looked in their front window. Do you not

973
01:03:20,720 --> 01:03:28,160
Speaker 1: know that's illegal? Peeping? Tom is illegal? Neighborhood man, you

974
01:03:28,280 --> 01:03:34,440
Speaker 1: can't do that. Who is she the neighborhood watch? All right?

975
01:03:34,520 --> 01:03:38,200
Speaker 1: So now let me take you. Then, she said, I

976
01:03:38,440 --> 01:03:43,960
Speaker 1: looked in saw her with the neighbor, and it looked

977
01:03:44,160 --> 01:03:48,400
Speaker 1: like they were having sex. Let's stop right here for right.

978
01:03:49,640 --> 01:03:56,360
Speaker 1: What do you mean it looked like they were having sex? Right?

979
01:03:56,680 --> 01:03:59,240
Speaker 1: How you having sex and it don't look like it.

980
01:04:03,120 --> 01:04:09,760
Speaker 1: You know, I've had some sex. Every time I've had it,

981
01:04:10,680 --> 01:04:16,640
Speaker 1: it looked like I was having it. It just ain't

982
01:04:16,680 --> 01:04:21,640
Speaker 1: no way. It ain't no way. You can be performing

983
01:04:22,280 --> 01:04:28,120
Speaker 1: and don't look like you performing. Sex is an activity.

984
01:04:29,800 --> 01:04:34,480
Speaker 1: It's not a reading suggestion. Yeah, you ain't over that

985
01:04:34,600 --> 01:04:40,720
Speaker 1: suggestion thing. It's an activity. So you know, gonna hear

986
01:04:40,800 --> 01:04:44,040
Speaker 1: well what you saw or you lying one of the two.

987
01:04:44,920 --> 01:04:48,280
Speaker 1: It looked like they was having sex. Here you go.

988
01:04:48,520 --> 01:04:50,920
Speaker 1: Now you got to be tied now because now you

989
01:04:51,040 --> 01:04:54,000
Speaker 1: got to climb down off the porch, go all the

990
01:04:54,040 --> 01:04:56,600
Speaker 1: way back across the driveway, go up to step and

991
01:04:56,800 --> 01:05:00,960
Speaker 1: tell your husband. And he won't to go next door,

992
01:05:01,080 --> 01:05:03,120
Speaker 1: but I told him not to. Why not. You've been

993
01:05:03,200 --> 01:05:07,040
Speaker 1: over there, She over there, he over there. You've been

994
01:05:07,080 --> 01:05:10,520
Speaker 1: over there. But now the boy can't go over there. Boy,

995
01:05:11,120 --> 01:05:13,720
Speaker 1: I told him not to. Next thing, we know, there's

996
01:05:13,760 --> 01:05:18,280
Speaker 1: a knock on the door from the man and he

997
01:05:18,480 --> 01:05:21,440
Speaker 1: said that my husband mom was passed out drunk in

998
01:05:21,600 --> 01:05:24,880
Speaker 1: his living room. Look, which goes to prove right there

999
01:05:25,000 --> 01:05:27,240
Speaker 1: he was having sex and old man, old man was

1000
01:05:27,280 --> 01:05:29,520
Speaker 1: in there putting in work. Old man was in there

1001
01:05:29,560 --> 01:05:34,680
Speaker 1: putting in hard work. And she didn't passed out. Yeah,

1002
01:05:35,440 --> 01:05:38,840
Speaker 1: so he thought he had killed her, so that he

1003
01:05:39,000 --> 01:05:43,120
Speaker 1: came over this this silly he tried to stay out

1004
01:05:43,120 --> 01:06:02,480
Speaker 1: of jail, Jeanma gene oh claudetto over here land on

1005
01:06:02,600 --> 01:06:06,240
Speaker 1: his little room. And she didn't passed out because she drunk.

1006
01:06:06,560 --> 01:06:09,200
Speaker 1: He'd left out the part of what he was doing

1007
01:06:09,280 --> 01:06:10,920
Speaker 1: to her because he don't know you was in the

1008
01:06:11,000 --> 01:06:13,640
Speaker 1: window watching it. So he just came and told you

1009
01:06:13,760 --> 01:06:20,680
Speaker 1: she drunk. He put her out. Okay, my husband was embarrassing.

1010
01:06:20,720 --> 01:06:22,880
Speaker 1: He quick quickly went next door to get his mom.

1011
01:06:23,000 --> 01:06:26,080
Speaker 1: Let go ahead and get her drunk heads. He still

1012
01:06:26,160 --> 01:06:28,040
Speaker 1: won't telling his mama to cut it out in that day.

1013
01:06:28,120 --> 01:06:30,720
Speaker 1: Should I intervene to tell yeah, yeah, go ahead, take

1014
01:06:30,760 --> 01:06:33,439
Speaker 1: your nose, asswer, you would he would nose the ass woman,

1015
01:06:33,760 --> 01:06:36,240
Speaker 1: gone get in her barsad you over there looking in windows,

1016
01:06:36,240 --> 01:06:38,920
Speaker 1: climbing up on porch and getting ladders, looking in and stuff.

1017
01:06:39,080 --> 01:06:44,720
Speaker 1: Gott a telescope dissecting sexual movements. Hell, yeah, in a field.

1018
01:06:44,880 --> 01:06:48,800
Speaker 1: All right, she gonna knock your ass out because drunk

1019
01:06:48,840 --> 01:06:53,040
Speaker 1: people slap people real quick. Poster comments on today's Strubberry letters.

1020
01:06:53,120 --> 01:06:56,400
Speaker 1: Steve Harvey FM on Instagram and Facebook. Coming up Sports

1021
01:06:56,440 --> 01:07:02,760
Speaker 1: Talk with Junior right after this. You're listening, Steve? All right, guys,

1022
01:07:02,920 --> 01:07:06,000
Speaker 1: time now for Sports Talk with Junior. What you got Junior?

1023
01:07:06,440 --> 01:07:08,360
Speaker 1: Al right? Sureley to count down the Super Bowl with

1024
01:07:08,400 --> 01:07:11,680
Speaker 1: fifty five? Is this Sunday in Tampa Bay, Florida. I

1025
01:07:11,760 --> 01:07:14,560
Speaker 1: saw this post on espns i G page just just

1026
01:07:14,680 --> 01:07:16,800
Speaker 1: to tell you and look into the mind of Tom Brady.

1027
01:07:17,200 --> 01:07:20,160
Speaker 1: After the NFC Championship game, someone was crying in the

1028
01:07:20,240 --> 01:07:23,560
Speaker 1: Tampa Bay locker room and Tom Brady was like, what

1029
01:07:23,720 --> 01:07:30,640
Speaker 1: the f you crying for? We ain't done yet. We

1030
01:07:30,840 --> 01:07:34,600
Speaker 1: got a whole other game. Would you cry? You got him?

1031
01:07:34,840 --> 01:07:36,919
Speaker 1: Because he got six of them? He don't when the crime.

1032
01:07:37,240 --> 01:07:45,960
Speaker 1: You ain't seen me fry yet, man. We also trending

1033
01:07:46,040 --> 01:07:49,000
Speaker 1: sports fans are saying that Patrick Mahomes is to the

1034
01:07:49,080 --> 01:07:52,080
Speaker 1: Kansas City Chiefs what Michael Jordan was to the Chicago

1035
01:07:52,200 --> 01:07:55,200
Speaker 1: bull doing the early days of his career. So is

1036
01:07:55,240 --> 01:07:57,000
Speaker 1: that a true statement? You think that's too early to

1037
01:07:57,120 --> 01:08:01,880
Speaker 1: see how could it not be? I mean, this dude

1038
01:08:02,040 --> 01:08:06,200
Speaker 1: is he is right? He's the highest paid person in

1039
01:08:06,320 --> 01:08:11,160
Speaker 1: pro pro sports? Yeah? What are half a billion? Dog?

1040
01:08:11,280 --> 01:08:13,720
Speaker 1: It ain't and ain't. I don't know no baseball player

1041
01:08:13,840 --> 01:08:17,000
Speaker 1: making that money. No, No, ain't nobody making that type

1042
01:08:17,040 --> 01:08:21,160
Speaker 1: of He got a half a billion dollars? Wow? Yeah?

1043
01:08:22,520 --> 01:08:24,560
Speaker 1: How much money the guy made? Who he throw the

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01:08:24,640 --> 01:08:29,240
Speaker 1: ball to? I mean his salaries? Nah? Now, ain't gonna

1045
01:08:29,240 --> 01:08:31,920
Speaker 1: get that now because nah, we throw it to a

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01:08:32,000 --> 01:08:38,360
Speaker 1: lot of people. Hell no people. Yeah, and we just

1047
01:08:38,439 --> 01:08:40,760
Speaker 1: throw it to somebody else. Man, you want to half

1048
01:08:40,800 --> 01:08:42,960
Speaker 1: a billion? We can't throw it to somebody because somebody

1049
01:08:43,000 --> 01:08:46,360
Speaker 1: will catch this ball for two million? Yea will yes?

1050
01:08:46,400 --> 01:08:49,559
Speaker 1: Stay will man? So Sunday man, I know where everybody

1051
01:08:49,640 --> 01:08:52,800
Speaker 1: got the Chiefs except Jay going with the Bucks. Wow,

1052
01:08:52,880 --> 01:08:58,680
Speaker 1: you ain't say it like that. Well, I mean you

1053
01:08:58,720 --> 01:09:02,080
Speaker 1: ain't listening to me. Hey, hey man, But let me

1054
01:09:02,120 --> 01:09:04,880
Speaker 1: tell you something though. I'm I'm I'm going with the

1055
01:09:05,000 --> 01:09:11,000
Speaker 1: Chiefs because I like Patrick mahone and I like the Chiefs.

1056
01:09:12,240 --> 01:09:14,960
Speaker 1: If I had to bet on what I think experience

1057
01:09:15,120 --> 01:09:19,280
Speaker 1: is gonna do, it's it's the bucking neers, man, it's

1058
01:09:19,320 --> 01:09:22,719
Speaker 1: the bucket needs. I think they have an overall better team,

1059
01:09:22,840 --> 01:09:28,479
Speaker 1: more better defensive players and great, you know, but I

1060
01:09:30,320 --> 01:09:35,960
Speaker 1: ain't got a little dog. Oh yeah, Oh, Brady can

1061
01:09:36,000 --> 01:09:38,200
Speaker 1: do it because they got a football team. And what

1062
01:09:38,400 --> 01:09:40,720
Speaker 1: Brady is saying to them in that locker room is

1063
01:09:40,760 --> 01:09:43,320
Speaker 1: gonna be affective. But mahone talking to them too, because

1064
01:09:43,360 --> 01:09:45,960
Speaker 1: they just won or they ain't forgot and they ain't

1065
01:09:46,000 --> 01:09:51,559
Speaker 1: no chump sah and they defended right now. Their favorite

1066
01:09:51,600 --> 01:09:53,960
Speaker 1: you know, Chiefs is favored by three. So that's here.

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01:09:53,960 --> 01:09:56,320
Speaker 1: How close is gonna be? Right there? Jack, You're supposed

1068
01:09:56,320 --> 01:09:58,080
Speaker 1: to be that tight. It's gonna be that tight man.

1069
01:09:58,479 --> 01:10:00,920
Speaker 1: It's gonna be a good game. I can't wait. Oh

1070
01:10:01,479 --> 01:10:05,360
Speaker 1: all right, you heard it from Junior coming up at

1071
01:10:05,400 --> 01:10:08,559
Speaker 1: the top of the hour. Comedy Roulette coming up right

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01:10:08,640 --> 01:10:15,559
Speaker 1: after this. You're listening to. All right, guys, time now

1073
01:10:15,640 --> 01:10:20,519
Speaker 1: for comedy roulette. Jay, please explain quickly. It's very simple.

1074
01:10:20,720 --> 01:10:23,120
Speaker 1: You take three subjects. You put it on the wheels,

1075
01:10:23,160 --> 01:10:26,200
Speaker 1: fund the wheel, weird stop because we're good at this,

1076
01:10:26,880 --> 01:10:29,600
Speaker 1: we'll make it funny. Put them up, sirly, spin it

1077
01:10:30,200 --> 01:10:34,519
Speaker 1: what you got, all right. Today's categories are things people

1078
01:10:34,600 --> 01:10:37,640
Speaker 1: believe will happen to you if you take the vaccine.

1079
01:10:39,720 --> 01:10:44,040
Speaker 1: Things they who have been locked uh huh. Things people

1080
01:10:44,640 --> 01:10:47,799
Speaker 1: uh say who have been locked up for a long time.

1081
01:10:50,200 --> 01:10:53,880
Speaker 1: And then things people say about the fight they lost.

1082
01:10:54,280 --> 01:10:59,240
Speaker 1: Things people say about the fight they lost. Those are

1083
01:10:59,280 --> 01:11:09,280
Speaker 1: the subjects. Spend the wheel. Guys like spending. See what

1084
01:11:09,439 --> 01:11:15,639
Speaker 1: we got? Oh it stopped on Things people say about

1085
01:11:15,680 --> 01:11:23,640
Speaker 1: the fight they lost. Yeah, I love people say, but

1086
01:11:24,400 --> 01:11:27,400
Speaker 1: these people say about the fight they lost. She was

1087
01:11:27,479 --> 01:11:35,759
Speaker 1: a girl. What was I supposed to do? Huh? Things

1088
01:11:35,840 --> 01:11:38,960
Speaker 1: people say about the fight they lost? Hey, man, why

1089
01:11:39,000 --> 01:11:47,360
Speaker 1: you ain't help me? You was fighting, not me. People

1090
01:11:47,439 --> 01:11:52,760
Speaker 1: say things people say about the fight that they lost.

1091
01:11:53,880 --> 01:11:55,720
Speaker 1: You know, if I wouldn't have been eating that popeyed chicken,

1092
01:11:55,760 --> 01:11:57,479
Speaker 1: I wouldn't have had that season in my eyes. And

1093
01:11:57,600 --> 01:12:03,880
Speaker 1: that's really why I I. I couldn't stay. Okay, I couldn't.

1094
01:12:05,400 --> 01:12:09,080
Speaker 1: It's the three piece. It was spicy, not the mind.

1095
01:12:12,800 --> 01:12:15,960
Speaker 1: I'm doing. Things people say about the fight they low

1096
01:12:17,880 --> 01:12:19,760
Speaker 1: I was kicking his ass to he threw me over

1097
01:12:19,840 --> 01:12:31,200
Speaker 1: that garbage can. All right, we're doing comedy roulette. Things

1098
01:12:31,320 --> 01:12:35,719
Speaker 1: people say about the fight they lost, right, okay, okay, okay,

1099
01:12:36,040 --> 01:12:38,080
Speaker 1: two out of three, two out of three, let's do

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01:12:38,200 --> 01:12:41,040
Speaker 1: two out of three. All right, you wasn't the first

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01:12:41,120 --> 01:12:49,800
Speaker 1: one fighting about the fight they lost. Hey, man, I

1102
01:12:49,920 --> 01:12:52,160
Speaker 1: had my good shoes on. I was sliding everywhere. I

1103
01:12:52,240 --> 01:13:01,439
Speaker 1: had no bat whatever. Things saying about the fight they love.

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01:13:01,520 --> 01:13:03,400
Speaker 1: Why you ain't telling me that with sugar Ray litter son.

1105
01:13:03,520 --> 01:13:07,479
Speaker 1: Why you ain't say that? Come on, man, you're supposed

1106
01:13:07,479 --> 01:13:11,599
Speaker 1: to say that, though, dog, Come on, man, right, I'm

1107
01:13:11,640 --> 01:13:16,000
Speaker 1: doing things. Things people say about the fight they lost. Say, man,

1108
01:13:16,439 --> 01:13:18,479
Speaker 1: you keep bringing it up. I'm gonna beat your ass.

1109
01:13:22,680 --> 01:13:27,160
Speaker 1: Bring it up one more time, dog. Yeah. Yeah. Things

1110
01:13:27,320 --> 01:13:30,800
Speaker 1: people say about the fight they love. Oh, man, I'm

1111
01:13:30,800 --> 01:13:33,320
Speaker 1: gonna get another beat. All of blood all over my

1112
01:13:33,520 --> 01:13:42,120
Speaker 1: damn bloody ridiculous. Man. Things people say about the fight

1113
01:13:42,200 --> 01:13:45,240
Speaker 1: they lost. Listen, the carters is nine of them. It's

1114
01:13:45,280 --> 01:13:52,680
Speaker 1: too many. I can't fight all them. Come on, man.

1115
01:13:52,880 --> 01:13:55,120
Speaker 1: Things people say about the fight they love. Man, you

1116
01:13:55,200 --> 01:13:57,240
Speaker 1: know you can't whoop ugly people. Ugly people ain't got

1117
01:13:57,240 --> 01:14:07,519
Speaker 1: nothing to lose. Yeah about the look yeah people. Things

1118
01:14:07,560 --> 01:14:10,800
Speaker 1: people say about the fight day lost. Oh that ain't nothing, man.

1119
01:14:10,880 --> 01:14:16,000
Speaker 1: I've been hit way harder than that before. I didn't

1120
01:14:16,040 --> 01:14:23,960
Speaker 1: know you. All right, Well, anybody can jump in on

1121
01:14:24,040 --> 01:14:26,599
Speaker 1: this one. These people say about the fight day lost.

1122
01:14:26,680 --> 01:14:30,600
Speaker 1: You got another one. People say fight day when you

1123
01:14:30,640 --> 01:14:32,479
Speaker 1: saw his kids. I couldn't up his hand in front

1124
01:14:32,520 --> 01:14:40,040
Speaker 1: of his kids. Man, I can't do it. Yeah, all right,

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01:14:40,560 --> 01:14:42,920
Speaker 1: thank you guys. That was comedy roulette. We'll have more

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01:14:43,000 --> 01:14:46,280
Speaker 1: of today's trending news stories and trending stories coming up

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01:14:46,320 --> 01:14:48,960
Speaker 1: in twenty minutes after the hour. Right after this, Hey

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01:14:49,160 --> 01:15:00,400
Speaker 1: you fight them. You're listening morning show and trending divorce

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01:15:00,520 --> 01:15:04,599
Speaker 1: news that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West divorce has reached

1130
01:15:04,640 --> 01:15:06,600
Speaker 1: the let me pick my stuff up and let me

1131
01:15:06,720 --> 01:15:10,960
Speaker 1: pack it up and leave stage. Okay, how close they

1132
01:15:11,000 --> 01:15:14,080
Speaker 1: are right now? Yeah, that's how close they are right now?

1133
01:15:14,200 --> 01:15:18,479
Speaker 1: First priority for Kanye. Kanye had five hundred pair of

1134
01:15:18,640 --> 01:15:24,599
Speaker 1: Yeezy of sneakers, an entire walk in to his yeezys. Okay,

1135
01:15:25,120 --> 01:15:29,839
Speaker 1: M a whole walk in. A week ago we returned

1136
01:15:30,280 --> 01:15:37,880
Speaker 1: m seven years I think seven year? Seven years? What

1137
01:15:38,000 --> 01:15:39,840
Speaker 1: you got to say? A week ago he returned to

1138
01:15:39,960 --> 01:15:44,880
Speaker 1: Los Angeles. No, no, any man they could do seven him,

1139
01:15:44,880 --> 01:15:47,439
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Yeahs he's a soldier, he's

1140
01:15:47,520 --> 01:15:51,200
Speaker 1: drown any man can hang in there for seven years.

1141
01:15:51,800 --> 01:15:54,599
Speaker 1: Hat's awful. Whatever that is on your head. It might

1142
01:15:54,680 --> 01:15:56,000
Speaker 1: be a hat. I don't know what it is, but

1143
01:15:56,960 --> 01:16:02,000
Speaker 1: that's absolutely How long were you married? Man? How long

1144
01:16:02,080 --> 01:16:07,559
Speaker 1: we pick a marriage? Which times what I'm saying, pick

1145
01:16:07,640 --> 01:16:12,920
Speaker 1: a marriage the first I never double I've never double figured,

1146
01:16:13,400 --> 01:16:17,960
Speaker 1: and I'm it's been single digits on all of them. Jay,

1147
01:16:19,680 --> 01:16:22,519
Speaker 1: I should have asked Steve that question about you anyway,

1148
01:16:24,120 --> 01:16:33,719
Speaker 1: Campbell three years in, Max, three years, Max, we gotta

1149
01:16:33,760 --> 01:16:37,560
Speaker 1: talk about all right, Well, yeah, we'll have more of

1150
01:16:37,680 --> 01:16:41,120
Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning thirty three minutes after. Right after

1151
01:16:42,000 --> 01:16:45,920
Speaker 1: you're listening to morning show. All right, Steve, time for

1152
01:16:46,000 --> 01:16:50,200
Speaker 1: you to introduce Jay, ladies and gentlemen. Anthony Brown. I

1153
01:16:50,400 --> 01:16:53,800
Speaker 1: thought I'd do something different today and write a song,

1154
01:16:54,280 --> 01:16:56,960
Speaker 1: and after the song we might have a little discussion.

1155
01:16:57,040 --> 01:16:59,240
Speaker 1: It's a kind of back in the days. See, if

1156
01:16:59,280 --> 01:17:11,520
Speaker 1: you like it, hit it, hit it. Do you remember

1157
01:17:12,040 --> 01:17:14,519
Speaker 1: back in the day when you went outside if you

1158
01:17:14,600 --> 01:17:16,960
Speaker 1: wanted to play, it had to be back home before

1159
01:17:17,000 --> 01:17:19,840
Speaker 1: it got nicer. You kept your eyes on the street light,

1160
01:17:20,080 --> 01:17:22,760
Speaker 1: grinding on the girl. The girl grind back saying that

1161
01:17:22,840 --> 01:17:24,600
Speaker 1: you hit it. But you talking small. You used to

1162
01:17:24,680 --> 01:17:28,000
Speaker 1: put your mouth on a window fan, eating frabalone right

1163
01:17:28,080 --> 01:17:31,040
Speaker 1: out the pan. Yes, ma'am, No, ma'am. How we talked.

1164
01:17:31,160 --> 01:17:34,040
Speaker 1: No ride to school. You had to walk up in

1165
01:17:34,120 --> 01:17:36,240
Speaker 1: the money eating frost the place, but you got no

1166
01:17:36,400 --> 01:17:39,960
Speaker 1: serve for your pancakes. Slean the kitchen like Mama said,

1167
01:17:40,200 --> 01:17:42,080
Speaker 1: or she gonna get your butt up out the bed.

1168
01:17:42,200 --> 01:17:44,360
Speaker 1: We used to hide the belt when we did wrong,

1169
01:17:44,560 --> 01:17:46,800
Speaker 1: but you still got a whipper when your daddy got home.

1170
01:17:47,320 --> 01:17:50,719
Speaker 1: You remember. Don't act like you've forgot hide and sick.

1171
01:17:51,479 --> 01:17:54,639
Speaker 1: We used to play for hours. Nobody had a toy.

1172
01:17:55,160 --> 01:17:58,360
Speaker 1: What you're unwrapping your gifts? You open it up. There's

1173
01:17:58,400 --> 01:18:02,439
Speaker 1: a pack of pencils, hot bread and butter. Come and

1174
01:18:02,560 --> 01:18:07,639
Speaker 1: get your supper. You remember, Oh my god, you remember?

1175
01:18:07,720 --> 01:18:12,400
Speaker 1: Don't that like you eating rice and gravy, a mannad

1176
01:18:12,560 --> 01:18:17,719
Speaker 1: sandwich sometimes just a sandwich, serve sandwich, catch up the sandwich?

1177
01:18:18,280 --> 01:18:23,200
Speaker 1: Black and white, keV or no TV on punishment? Are

1178
01:18:23,240 --> 01:18:26,960
Speaker 1: you calling me a lie? Eating cereal and reading the box?

1179
01:18:27,479 --> 01:18:30,599
Speaker 1: Don't act like y'all. Remember you're in a little football game.

1180
01:18:30,680 --> 01:18:34,160
Speaker 1: You had to set up. It went like eat and

1181
01:18:34,280 --> 01:18:36,360
Speaker 1: it would spin around and didn't go No damn well,

1182
01:18:36,520 --> 01:18:42,280
Speaker 1: cann of late the Cowboys, I love it. Jay, that

1183
01:18:42,439 --> 01:18:49,519
Speaker 1: was fire home run. That was not. You gotta be

1184
01:18:49,880 --> 01:18:51,960
Speaker 1: a baby boomer to remember all of that. If you're

1185
01:18:51,960 --> 01:18:55,040
Speaker 1: a baby boomer, you remember everything. Nothing I remember was

1186
01:18:55,240 --> 01:18:58,000
Speaker 1: left out. But I had to clean up the kitchen

1187
01:18:58,600 --> 01:19:01,559
Speaker 1: was clean it up, right, And clean up the kitchen.

1188
01:19:01,600 --> 01:19:04,920
Speaker 1: Me wash the dishes, dry the dishes, put the dishes up,

1189
01:19:05,520 --> 01:19:08,479
Speaker 1: you know, empty the trash, and sweep the flow. I

1190
01:19:08,560 --> 01:19:11,920
Speaker 1: mean that's clean up the kitchen. And mom and mom

1191
01:19:12,120 --> 01:19:16,360
Speaker 1: and mom. Yeah, and mom. And if you had a dishwasher,

1192
01:19:16,479 --> 01:19:24,760
Speaker 1: you couldn't use yeah, she wake you up, wall covers back,

1193
01:19:28,280 --> 01:19:31,080
Speaker 1: and Saturday morning, we're gonna clean this whole house. You

1194
01:19:31,200 --> 01:19:36,240
Speaker 1: hear me. Get them base boards, Baker. I want them

1195
01:19:36,320 --> 01:19:43,080
Speaker 1: baseboards clean. When I can't stole some old underwash cartoons.

1196
01:19:43,920 --> 01:19:47,080
Speaker 1: This was. This is grew punishment with old underwear. You

1197
01:19:47,160 --> 01:19:52,760
Speaker 1: cleaning the house? All right? Thank you, Jake. Always coming up.

1198
01:19:52,880 --> 01:19:55,719
Speaker 1: It is our last break of the day of the week.

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Speaker 1: It is Friday, last break of the day, coming up.

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01:20:00,080 --> 01:20:02,519
Speaker 1: Closing remarks from the one and only Steve Harvey at

1201
01:20:02,560 --> 01:20:05,559
Speaker 1: forty nine minutes after the hour. Right after this, you're

1202
01:20:05,640 --> 01:20:10,160
Speaker 1: listening to show here we are last break of the

1203
01:20:10,280 --> 01:20:14,719
Speaker 1: day for this Friday. It's been a good day. Super

1204
01:20:14,760 --> 01:20:20,120
Speaker 1: Bowl weekend, Steve. Your NFL Honors show is tomorrow night nine,

1205
01:20:20,200 --> 01:20:25,080
Speaker 1: eighth Central on CBS. Gonna be pretty good. We will

1206
01:20:25,120 --> 01:20:30,200
Speaker 1: be watching, Boss will be watching. We will and I

1207
01:20:30,280 --> 01:20:36,760
Speaker 1: shout out too much you have on, Yeah, we gotta

1208
01:20:36,800 --> 01:20:39,759
Speaker 1: tell us what it is. Also, none of you rise.

1209
01:20:40,040 --> 01:20:42,479
Speaker 1: I really disappointed because I wore for nothing when nobody

1210
01:20:42,520 --> 01:20:46,760
Speaker 1: in that big air stadium, I say you wore for nothing. Yeah,

1211
01:20:48,400 --> 01:20:50,600
Speaker 1: I hate to wasting outfit. I feel you on that

1212
01:20:51,240 --> 01:20:53,599
Speaker 1: to wasting outfit. I want to send a shout out

1213
01:20:53,680 --> 01:20:59,000
Speaker 1: to my grandson h b J. I call him Buddha BJ.

1214
01:21:00,320 --> 01:21:03,599
Speaker 1: He's got a great dad man being as a great father.

1215
01:21:04,200 --> 01:21:07,479
Speaker 1: He really invest time in that boy. But they sent

1216
01:21:07,680 --> 01:21:11,559
Speaker 1: me a video the other day and he caught ten.

1217
01:21:12,000 --> 01:21:16,240
Speaker 1: He's four years old. He caught ten football passes in

1218
01:21:16,360 --> 01:21:22,840
Speaker 1: the garage in a row. WHOA really proud moment for him. Man,

1219
01:21:22,960 --> 01:21:27,200
Speaker 1: I ain't gonna b really. Yeah, he caught ten in

1220
01:21:27,240 --> 01:21:29,200
Speaker 1: a row, and he was counting them because all he

1221
01:21:29,280 --> 01:21:30,960
Speaker 1: wanted to do was catch three in a row. And

1222
01:21:31,040 --> 01:21:34,400
Speaker 1: then he said give me four, and then he threw

1223
01:21:34,520 --> 01:21:36,960
Speaker 1: forward and then he kept counting. Got to ten it.

1224
01:21:37,720 --> 01:21:40,040
Speaker 1: It's funny. He caught the ten fo it counted, threw

1225
01:21:40,080 --> 01:21:42,200
Speaker 1: it behind him, but we counted it as a ten.

1226
01:21:42,320 --> 01:21:47,040
Speaker 1: So that was my Yeah, yeah, that was my proud

1227
01:21:47,160 --> 01:21:50,240
Speaker 1: grandfather moment. I didn't watching the video about seventy five

1228
01:21:50,400 --> 01:21:56,960
Speaker 1: times the cowboys ain't caught ten passes. He doing great,

1229
01:22:00,120 --> 01:22:11,320
Speaker 1: future Cleveland Brown. Be careful with your Brown's comments. Okay,

1230
01:22:12,640 --> 01:22:15,240
Speaker 1: what a future Cleveland Brown. That wasn't a good comment.

1231
01:22:15,400 --> 01:22:17,600
Speaker 1: You didn't like that? What's wrong with that? Tell me?

1232
01:22:18,240 --> 01:22:20,519
Speaker 1: That's kind of how you said, Shelly. You know he

1233
01:22:20,680 --> 01:22:23,519
Speaker 1: think you putting shade on the future Cleveland Brown. I

1234
01:22:23,680 --> 01:22:28,120
Speaker 1: did not, Well, she didn't know. I did see his daddy.

1235
01:22:28,240 --> 01:22:32,040
Speaker 1: His daddy is a Packer fan and and he make VJ.

1236
01:22:32,240 --> 01:22:34,760
Speaker 1: Webb package jerseys all the time. Yeah that kind of

1237
01:22:34,800 --> 01:22:39,200
Speaker 1: makes me throw up a little bit. It's his boy,

1238
01:22:39,280 --> 01:22:47,360
Speaker 1: So what can I say, you know, packless packer. Well,

1239
01:22:47,439 --> 01:22:50,200
Speaker 1: this is the same grandson that his parents feed him

1240
01:22:50,240 --> 01:22:51,960
Speaker 1: vegan food, and when he comes to your house, you're

1241
01:22:51,960 --> 01:22:59,960
Speaker 1: giving barbecue. So barbecue and cheetos. You better be a granddad.

1242
01:23:02,400 --> 01:23:07,639
Speaker 1: That's what grandparents are supposed to do. Spoil their That's cool.

1243
01:23:07,800 --> 01:23:12,760
Speaker 1: See Yeah, so all right, so NFL honors tomorrow night,

1244
01:23:12,800 --> 01:23:15,880
Speaker 1: and then you guys, the big game is Sunday, of course,

1245
01:23:16,040 --> 01:23:19,800
Speaker 1: Tampa Bay. I'm gonna tell you something else I did

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Speaker 1: to him too. He was over one time and I

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Speaker 1: was eating the corn beef sandwich. Yeah, I just gonna

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Speaker 1: I let him bite into it, and boy, the joy

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Speaker 1: that was on his face from corn beef. I said, Boy,

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Speaker 1: one day, Papa gonna take you to Cleveland to Sliming's

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Speaker 1: corn Beef on forty if it's Saint Clair, and I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna take you in there with your granddad. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: let you eat the whole corn beef sandwich. You're gonna

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Speaker 1: be sick as hell after that. Oh yes, the parents

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Speaker 1: are gonna be mad. Yea. I take what I did.

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Speaker 1: One time. You know, I was doing a cleans you know,

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Speaker 1: I had did the de Herbs cleans and I was

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Speaker 1: feeling great, losing weight, and to break it. We were

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Speaker 1: in New York shooting something for my talk show. And

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Speaker 1: it was the day I was breaking it, and I

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Speaker 1: went to the Carnegie Delhi and they're famous for corn beef,

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Speaker 1: and I bought the super corn beef and took it

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Speaker 1: to my room that night, and ate a corn beef

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Speaker 1: sandwich and then went to sleep. Boy the nightmares, the Tolson,

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Speaker 1: but turned it. I flipped myself all night long. I've

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Speaker 1: never done that. I ain't had corn beef since heartburns, heartburn,

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Speaker 1: stomach burn, acid reflux, lactose, everything happened. Yeah, yeah, I

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Speaker 1: think with some milk in the bread that Oh god. Wow,

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Speaker 1: you if you ever ate something that was so enjoyable

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Speaker 1: but you ended up regretting it? Or cream? You know, man,

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Speaker 1: I found out that I can't have dairy anymore. Right, Uh,

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Speaker 1: it's just against my sister always has. Yeah, I can't

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Speaker 1: have any dairy cream nothing. And I've noticed, man becau

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Speaker 1: you can I see a lot more veins in my

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Speaker 1: hands and feet and stuff because the inflammation has gone

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Speaker 1: down tremendously because of that. Right, And so I found

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Speaker 1: this woman in Atlanta that makes U a non dairy

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Speaker 1: ice cream. Oh my god, it's absolutely delicious. Absolutely what's

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Speaker 1: it in it? I mean we don't know. It ain't

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Speaker 1: no dairy and I can eat it with no effects

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Speaker 1: and I don't feel bloated, and it's delicious. I'm I'm

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Speaker 1: oh man, they have all the old delicious. You won't

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Speaker 1: know that you're not that you're not eating non dairy

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Speaker 1: ice cream. Okay, yeah, so I can't. I'm gonna give

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Speaker 1: you her. She's in Atlanta. Please, Okay, love ice cream.

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Speaker 1: I can't have none of that on this program. I'm own,

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Speaker 1: No boy, I got thirty days. I gotta get it

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Speaker 1: up because Monday, well, Sunday's my cheat day, but Monday

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Speaker 1: is my fast day, so I gotta get it on in.

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Speaker 1: So you're gonna be in a mood on Monday morning

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Speaker 1: that work after Super Bowl. See y'all Monday, right after

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