WEBVTT - Ep 216: Weiners & White Vans (Ft. Black Girls Texting) 0:00:02.520 --> 0:00:05.720 Guess what decision we're about to make a horrible decision, 0:00:09.280 --> 0:00:15.920 amigaevnto too, Harry Blade, this is the ow what that 0:00:16.040 --> 0:00:20.320 was real Spanish? That was even an tho. I don't know. 0:00:22.320 --> 0:00:24.680 I can't say, b Why why are you looking so 0:00:24.800 --> 0:00:27.040 fed up with me? Bron, I don't like that. I'll 0:00:27.040 --> 0:00:29.960 come back from vacation to start speaking Spanish like I 0:00:30.040 --> 0:00:32.000 came back from Jamaica. I don't like that you came 0:00:32.040 --> 0:00:37.880 back from everything ire mind No, that's awful. The fact 0:00:37.960 --> 0:00:40.720 that Mandy is actually Jamaican and does a terrible I 0:00:40.760 --> 0:00:48.760 don't believe it. Bro, you gotta not be listening episode anyways. Guys, 0:00:48.840 --> 0:00:54.200 this is your grandny ak a that bitch a fol 0:00:54.240 --> 0:01:00.400 core pumps a k a Peggan Marco. I like you 0:01:00.480 --> 0:01:02.600 know you feel me, Bro when I tell you the 0:01:02.800 --> 0:01:06.720 face a weheezy Bro, Chill, Bro, I'm not your lady. 0:01:06.760 --> 0:01:10.720 I'm judging. Why so we're doing this again? I'm not trying. 0:01:10.840 --> 0:01:12.920 We have two other guests. I must say it's the 0:01:12.959 --> 0:01:16.360 same thing, thank you. I don't, I just I've been listening. 0:01:16.440 --> 0:01:21.280 I've been listening. Katie is a nice nasty like like 0:01:21.640 --> 0:01:25.000 nice nasty for example, like oh oh, so that you're 0:01:25.040 --> 0:01:29.280 holds in your pants. You wanted to do that, right, 0:01:33.120 --> 0:01:37.000 dging is like why would you have holding? Like no, okay, okay, 0:01:38.120 --> 0:01:41.160 nasty shady, but shady is when you're like trying to 0:01:41.240 --> 0:01:43.800 be nice nasty. I don't like that. One is direct 0:01:43.880 --> 0:01:47.520 shade and one is like sly shade. Yes, it's still shade, 0:01:47.520 --> 0:01:51.440 though it's still it's still nasty. I see your point. Okay, 0:01:51.480 --> 0:01:54.840 well I don't see what I mean. We say it's like, guys, 0:01:55.080 --> 0:01:59.240 we are doing the day by two of three, though 0:01:59.320 --> 0:02:03.160 we are missing third. They are of the Black Girls 0:02:03.760 --> 0:02:09.480 Texting podcast, which I actually were on three or four 0:02:09.560 --> 0:02:15.799 years ago. Now, first Wheezy also went on Black Girls Texting. Yeah. 0:02:17.120 --> 0:02:20.480 Um so I'm excited to have a conversation with again 0:02:20.960 --> 0:02:25.040 more women podcasters. Um so, you guys have been doing 0:02:25.120 --> 0:02:27.239 this for how long? And when I came on, y'all 0:02:27.280 --> 0:02:31.040 had four? Correct? No, it was three of us Jim 0:02:31.320 --> 0:02:34.600 Jim Okay, it was another third. What happened? Did you 0:02:34.600 --> 0:02:37.200 guys break up? What's two? No? No, we still love 0:02:37.320 --> 0:02:40.359 Jim Jam shout out to Jim Jim. Yeah, Jim Jim studios. No, 0:02:40.480 --> 0:02:43.359 we used to record in person and then I moved 0:02:43.360 --> 0:02:49.240 to California. You moved to and it's possible, it's possible 0:02:49.320 --> 0:02:52.239 we find similarity. Stay home. Let me tell you. I 0:02:52.320 --> 0:02:55.239 always think sometimes because like Mandy, and I think you 0:02:55.320 --> 0:02:56.800 said to me a few days ago, not a few 0:02:56.800 --> 0:02:59.040 weeks ago on a call, like I'm gonna be podcasting 0:02:59.120 --> 0:03:01.040 for like five years. I feel like that's my time frame, right, 0:03:01.080 --> 0:03:02.799 and assuming that we will do this for five years, 0:03:02.840 --> 0:03:05.399 I'm like, you're three, I'm gonna have a moment and eat, pray, 0:03:05.480 --> 0:03:07.160 love and how I'm gonna tell Mandy And I feel 0:03:07.160 --> 0:03:09.200 like it's gonna be like I just really need to 0:03:09.320 --> 0:03:11.680 center myself and move to l A for a little bit, 0:03:12.080 --> 0:03:14.880 like I just need this for me. I'm trying to 0:03:14.880 --> 0:03:17.600 think what I'll say that guess what when she moved 0:03:17.919 --> 0:03:20.160 she when she moved to l A. I'll be like, well, 0:03:20.240 --> 0:03:21.720 let me know how often you're gonna fly back to 0:03:21.760 --> 0:03:25.560 New York so we can record um or or we 0:03:25.760 --> 0:03:29.079 just gonna bulk record all that. When I lived in Mexico, yeah, 0:03:29.160 --> 0:03:32.040 like when well it was COVID, so we did remote. 0:03:32.120 --> 0:03:34.000 We were fine with remote, but when she was back 0:03:34.040 --> 0:03:38.600 and forth, we would like record like fucking six episodes 0:03:40.520 --> 0:03:43.200 podcast commitment, like if you've made it, you should if 0:03:43.240 --> 0:03:45.240 you're cool with in person, like we don't fun with um. 0:03:45.880 --> 0:03:50.040 That's what I'm going to ask. Everything is okay, okay, 0:03:50.240 --> 0:03:53.080 it's not. The energy is different. I've listened to a 0:03:53.160 --> 0:03:56.160 few of your episodes, like, first off, y'all have some 0:03:56.720 --> 0:04:01.160 huge as guests on your fucking platform. I was listening 0:04:01.200 --> 0:04:03.560 to the one with Robin Thick. The fact that he 0:04:03.680 --> 0:04:06.240 just started singing his like songs. That was like, he's 0:04:06.240 --> 0:04:12.320 so cute. They had us because he likes girls. Oh yeah, 0:04:12.360 --> 0:04:14.560 well yeah, for sure, for sure. Did you guys meet him? 0:04:15.520 --> 0:04:19.279 We got connected through our friends at Lady Gang, which 0:04:19.320 --> 0:04:22.120 is another podcast, all women's podcast. He just needed to 0:04:22.160 --> 0:04:23.680 see the name of yours. He was like black, yeah, 0:04:23.680 --> 0:04:27.200 I'll go yeah, And as soon as we got on 0:04:27.320 --> 0:04:29.200 with him, he was like, oh, how's dating in New York? 0:04:29.240 --> 0:04:31.760 I was like, oh from the jump, he was like, 0:04:32.000 --> 0:04:33.600 I heard you ladies. You know you talked about a 0:04:33.640 --> 0:04:36.360 lot of things. How's dating in New York? I was like, Oh, 0:04:37.200 --> 0:04:39.520 that's a lot of things, but well, you know what, 0:04:39.640 --> 0:04:42.279 we the last two potters that we had are actually 0:04:42.360 --> 0:04:45.040 from the South. I guess I wanted to ask y'all, 0:04:45.600 --> 0:04:48.960 especially because we do have a large uh listenership in 0:04:49.040 --> 0:04:51.880 New York. Was dating been like, or are you single? 0:04:52.000 --> 0:04:55.200 What are your pronouns? How do you identify sexually? We 0:04:55.560 --> 0:05:00.680 normally asked that, so pronoun talk. Yeah, you're right now, 0:05:02.200 --> 0:05:05.120 we have another girl podcast on right now. Oh no, 0:05:05.839 --> 0:05:12.360 did you get canceled or something? Honestly, it never mat 0:05:12.440 --> 0:05:17.440 at her an emphasis some day, but Jesus no, Like 0:05:17.640 --> 0:05:21.760 we brought someone on that we wanted to discuss in 0:05:22.040 --> 0:05:25.279 nonconformity with and there were just some slip up stuff 0:05:25.279 --> 0:05:29.800 like that where um we were sucking it up, you know, 0:05:30.040 --> 0:05:32.200 just stuff like that. But no point was never what 0:05:32.839 --> 0:05:36.920 y'all suck COUCHI or suck dick? And do you do 0:05:37.000 --> 0:05:39.320 you have a boyfriend or girlfriend's gonna say you could 0:05:39.320 --> 0:05:45.240 do both? Right, I'm single. I don't really suck dick, 0:05:45.760 --> 0:05:48.240 I take dick. I don't really suck. You don't suck 0:05:48.600 --> 0:05:50.280 get her out of it? Wait wait, bit, how old 0:05:50.279 --> 0:05:55.600 are you? Not? Really? But like you not listen, I'll 0:05:55.760 --> 0:05:57.640 suck your dick. But you know some people are like, 0:05:57.920 --> 0:06:05.360 oh I love sucking dick. Not um it just doesn't 0:06:05.440 --> 0:06:08.240 like do it for me if you don't do it. Well, No, 0:06:09.240 --> 0:06:10.800 it's not even that. Like I've been told that do 0:06:10.920 --> 0:06:13.560 it pretty pretty good for someone who doesn't really suck dick. 0:06:13.680 --> 0:06:16.360 You know, they like you good. You know what you're doing, 0:06:16.480 --> 0:06:18.240 a good job. It's something and you know what, you're 0:06:18.279 --> 0:06:21.000 excited to do it. If you do, they're like, it 0:06:21.080 --> 0:06:22.400 just doesn't do it for me. Now here's the thing. 0:06:22.480 --> 0:06:25.039 I'm a super sub not I haven't been tied up 0:06:25.080 --> 0:06:28.280 and all that jazz yet. But like if you're like, bitch, 0:06:28.360 --> 0:06:30.240 come here, suck my dick, and you like shove it 0:06:30.279 --> 0:06:32.800 down my throat, I'll probably way more into it. If 0:06:32.839 --> 0:06:35.120 it's shoved down your throat, you can't help but suck 0:06:35.160 --> 0:06:38.120 it because I shoved down. And that's the kind of approach. 0:06:38.200 --> 0:06:41.360 Like if you're going to kind of be like he's 0:06:41.400 --> 0:06:44.200 like my dick, I'll probably be like, no, who asked? 0:06:44.240 --> 0:06:47.119 Like some people do, because you know, I don't because 0:06:47.120 --> 0:06:49.560 I think men think you're just gonna go straight for it, 0:06:49.680 --> 0:06:51.920 and I'm I don't be like kind of they're like 0:06:51.960 --> 0:06:53.280 they don't know how to I don't know how to have. 0:06:55.600 --> 0:06:57.000 I feel like they do that when it comes to 0:06:57.040 --> 0:06:59.400 like eating the butt, they'll like do a little thing 0:07:00.600 --> 0:07:03.720 like a little shoot but like dick sucking. That's that's 0:07:04.520 --> 0:07:05.720 I thought it was a part of the heart. So 0:07:05.800 --> 0:07:08.560 how exactly we're supposed to ask, Oh, look, he's been 0:07:09.440 --> 0:07:11.480 supposed to ask to get well if you if it's 0:07:11.520 --> 0:07:14.360 like if you're dealing with a girl like me, it's 0:07:14.400 --> 0:07:17.320 like come suck my fucking dick or something like aggressive like, 0:07:17.440 --> 0:07:19.360 then I'm then I'm but you have a rapport with 0:07:19.520 --> 0:07:24.760 this person first, right, Maybe I don't think men maybe 0:07:24.800 --> 0:07:27.880 not have a sexual rapport with a woman would like that, 0:07:28.160 --> 0:07:30.480 should say it like that or would be kind of discussing. 0:07:30.600 --> 0:07:33.680 I'm gonna be like, I'm absolutely not, you know what 0:07:33.720 --> 0:07:36.000 I mean, like pick up on my vibe, like I 0:07:36.120 --> 0:07:45.880 go full into like little dainty like no, I would 0:07:45.960 --> 0:07:48.000 agree that. I feel like I'm like you, I get 0:07:48.120 --> 0:07:51.080 very like subby and ship like that. But first off, 0:07:51.120 --> 0:07:52.720 the rip like the first time it's in your mouth, 0:07:52.760 --> 0:07:57.720 you wanted to talk to you, like my fucking bitch 0:07:57.840 --> 0:08:01.720 like too much. Might take her advice that will get you. No, 0:08:01.880 --> 0:08:04.440 but it's just me, It's just me. Fine, I'll say 0:08:04.440 --> 0:08:06.520 this is the personal thing. I'm sorry, my phone's going off. 0:08:07.560 --> 0:08:09.400 Came in here right off the rip and was like, yeah, 0:08:09.440 --> 0:08:11.440 so I don't suck dick. I don't think he's gonna 0:08:11.440 --> 0:08:14.720 be a great converse. How many guests we had the day? Cutty? 0:08:14.880 --> 0:08:19.160 I think her and Cutty who else don't suck? Everybody 0:08:19.280 --> 0:08:22.600 up in here be sucking dick galore? Ye, but okay, 0:08:25.440 --> 0:08:27.160 I didn't know if y'all don't suck dick. I mean 0:08:27.240 --> 0:08:30.560 the fir ast far as like, you know, I haven't 0:08:30.560 --> 0:08:32.560 sucked dick in the studio yet, but the day's coming. 0:08:32.760 --> 0:08:35.560 Oh as you should like that sounds I can't believe 0:08:35.600 --> 0:08:37.319 I haven't sucked a dick. And keep asking which is 0:08:37.360 --> 0:08:41.679 the couch? Everybody asked that this looks like a kind 0:08:41.679 --> 0:08:44.000 of couch, and this looks like you've had sex on 0:08:44.080 --> 0:08:46.800 this couch? No not? They was ready to get what 0:08:47.000 --> 0:08:48.599 the problem? I don't have a problem with that. Do 0:08:48.720 --> 0:08:50.880 y'all think that when y'all go to your friend's houses 0:08:51.040 --> 0:08:53.959 that they ain't never fucked in the kitchen? Out? You 0:08:54.120 --> 0:08:56.120 better be sucking all over the house. Just wipe the 0:08:56.120 --> 0:09:02.160 ship down, or I mean, or don't yo, Mandy, Yes, 0:09:03.360 --> 0:09:09.960 for breathing, but I'm saying you should be for breathing 0:09:10.800 --> 0:09:14.520 or doing some type of couch maintenance anyways, So I 0:09:14.559 --> 0:09:16.360 guess I'm nat. I mean, I gotta let roll a bit. 0:09:16.960 --> 0:09:21.880 All right, Well, I wanted to do an icebreaker with 0:09:22.040 --> 0:09:25.439 you ladies. We haven't member the ice but this is 0:09:25.960 --> 0:09:31.600 so this icebreakers so bad. This icebreaker is called black girls. 0:09:31.840 --> 0:09:38.240 Sexting is a segment. I'm a comfort y'allless, god forbid. 0:09:38.520 --> 0:09:42.319 Like Bandy made the word, don't you dare call youring? 0:09:42.679 --> 0:09:44.719 When people see the when they see it all in 0:09:44.800 --> 0:09:47.439 one word, like it looks like this looks like girls 0:09:47.480 --> 0:09:52.200 are sexting, like all together, people, what's your podcast about? Exactly? 0:09:54.760 --> 0:09:57.880 What can I ask? Before the icebreaker? What's your podcast about? 0:09:58.160 --> 0:10:00.400 Oh yeah, that'd be helpful to I'll go it's about 0:10:00.520 --> 0:10:04.040 black millennial women. It's kind of like a benign name texting. 0:10:04.480 --> 0:10:07.360 Everyone text because black women are women. I feel like 0:10:07.480 --> 0:10:11.600 in media were portrayed either as like Olivia Pope, super 0:10:11.679 --> 0:10:16.160 black excellence or like downtrotten Tyler Perry, and it's like 0:10:16.280 --> 0:10:18.959 we're just living like day to day life like that 0:10:19.040 --> 0:10:27.000 you just said Tyler Perry for women like movies, the 0:10:27.040 --> 0:10:31.000 woman is like yeah, it's crazy and it's been through it. 0:10:31.120 --> 0:10:32.960 And on top of that, the three of us are 0:10:33.080 --> 0:10:37.240 all so different, like we probably never agree on things, 0:10:37.640 --> 0:10:40.440 and so like that just proves that, like black women, 0:10:40.640 --> 0:10:42.960 we're not a monolith. Yeah, we all think the same. 0:10:43.360 --> 0:10:45.400 So it's about our group chat. Like everything goes down 0:10:45.440 --> 0:10:48.000 in group chat. And at one point they were like 0:10:48.240 --> 0:10:51.800 seven fucking seven bitches in this. It was. It was crazy. 0:10:51.960 --> 0:10:54.160 And it would be like one minute someone's like, yo, 0:10:54.600 --> 0:10:57.640 so date three, Like, am I bringing to spend a 0:10:57.720 --> 0:10:59.520 night bag? What should be might spend a night bag? 0:11:00.000 --> 0:11:02.000 We're giving advice on what to bring, and then somebody's 0:11:02.040 --> 0:11:04.839 like so um, am I doing the roth ira And 0:11:05.000 --> 0:11:07.320 like it was just like the subtex would just change 0:11:07.960 --> 0:11:09.760 left and right and we were like okay, to spend 0:11:09.760 --> 0:11:14.319 the night bag. What do you call it? I call 0:11:14.360 --> 0:11:17.040 it overnight bag. I called my actual bag of hobag, 0:11:17.080 --> 0:11:20.360 and then I've called like people hobags. It depends. It's 0:11:20.360 --> 0:11:23.280 not a lift. My boyfriend told me to bring a 0:11:23.320 --> 0:11:25.719 hole bag the other day and it was a fabulous night. 0:11:25.920 --> 0:11:29.679 To me, a ho bag is like your purse, I 0:11:29.760 --> 0:11:31.640 get it, but an overnight bag now like a hope 0:11:31.640 --> 0:11:37.440 bag has overnight bag. No overnight as a whole new outfit. 0:11:37.520 --> 0:11:39.120 I was about to say I'm bringing for the next 0:11:39.200 --> 0:11:41.240 day with the overnight bag means I'm going to be 0:11:41.280 --> 0:11:43.319 a How I could say, you just need your essentials 0:11:43.400 --> 0:11:48.400 like Oban, and I still call it a hoback. He 0:11:48.480 --> 0:11:50.400 just bought me a ho bag to see if you're 0:11:50.480 --> 0:11:52.719 really being a home You're not like haired. I'm not 0:11:52.760 --> 0:11:55.360 gonna lie I didn't. I just wake up like I 0:11:55.480 --> 0:11:58.000 didn't know. You gotta be a conscious host like girl 0:11:58.080 --> 0:11:59.679 when I went to that party. But I had to 0:11:59.720 --> 0:12:01.920 buy outfit the next day H and M because I 0:12:02.080 --> 0:12:06.959 ended up with that guy. Yeah. Yeah, anyways, this was 0:12:07.080 --> 0:12:11.520 this one before. Yes, bring the sex to life. But 0:12:11.880 --> 0:12:13.640 you see how we just did this. This is the 0:12:13.720 --> 0:12:15.640 group chat. This is essentially what it is. That's what 0:12:15.720 --> 0:12:19.280 I'm saying. So tell this fay no soill the t 0:12:21.040 --> 0:12:23.440 he was cute. Though he was cute, he was handsome. 0:12:23.800 --> 0:12:26.280 So shout out to the ladies over at the over 0:12:26.480 --> 0:12:32.920 ROAs show through and Tira through uh Valentine's Day singles. 0:12:33.920 --> 0:12:35.440 I think I remember you telling this a little bit 0:12:35.640 --> 0:12:38.400 a little bit, and I got so drunk and there 0:12:38.520 --> 0:12:40.320 was just a very handsome man that came in there 0:12:40.360 --> 0:12:43.400 and we were just flirting our lives away so much 0:12:43.480 --> 0:12:47.320 soda were um, we just wanted. We rented a hotel 0:12:47.559 --> 0:12:51.120 right after the party. I love that, I got it. 0:12:51.640 --> 0:12:53.520 I would like, well, I gotta marry I dis kount. 0:12:53.559 --> 0:12:54.559 I don't want to go all the way back to 0:12:54.640 --> 0:12:59.440 the boy. What I did have to marry Hunt, all 0:12:59.440 --> 0:13:02.959 of which I got, you feel me? So we went 0:13:03.120 --> 0:13:08.480 and had amazing uh sex and then like we stayed 0:13:08.520 --> 0:13:11.880 in touch and talking, but he wasn't as consistent and 0:13:12.160 --> 0:13:13.839 as I wanted. And I think really at that time, 0:13:13.880 --> 0:13:15.720 I wanted a boyfriend. So I was like, if you're 0:13:15.720 --> 0:13:18.240 not gonna be my boyfriend, we had fun, that's it, 0:13:18.400 --> 0:13:21.520 that's real, that's it. I need commitment or cock, that's it. 0:13:21.760 --> 0:13:23.440 And I didn't even want his cop because he wasn't 0:13:23.440 --> 0:13:25.240 committed enough. He worked more than I did. And this 0:13:25.320 --> 0:13:27.880 is when I was an accounting so I'm like, nigga, no, 0:13:27.960 --> 0:13:29.439 I'm not gonna wait in the city for you to 0:13:29.520 --> 0:13:31.480 get off. I just got off an hour late. You 0:13:31.600 --> 0:13:35.080 still at work? No, not if you're not. He worked 0:13:35.120 --> 0:13:38.040 on all streets. So I have a question, y'all say cock? 0:13:39.040 --> 0:13:43.760 She I just like literally, like that's a great question, 0:13:44.400 --> 0:13:47.840 Like that commit just a literation. Okay, I got it correct. 0:13:47.960 --> 0:13:49.840 So I want to get into the icebreaker real quick. 0:13:49.840 --> 0:13:52.319 We're gonna go down this real fast fire style baby 0:13:52.720 --> 0:13:56.360 that girl sexting. Send a nude or receive a nude? 0:13:58.160 --> 0:14:01.679 I hate dick picks. Send a nude, Okay, send all day. 0:14:02.120 --> 0:14:04.600 My face won't be in it. I'm different, y'all can 0:14:04.679 --> 0:14:06.679 send it to me all day. I hate the production 0:14:06.720 --> 0:14:09.240 of taking one. Probably could do a little tutorial, a 0:14:09.280 --> 0:14:11.160 little one on one. I don't even send my nigga ones. 0:14:11.160 --> 0:14:13.439 I'd be like, you want to see it, nigga, come over, 0:14:13.640 --> 0:14:18.040 look out of here. Um next one. FaceTime sexting or 0:14:18.240 --> 0:14:23.920 text sexting. Mm hmmm, face time? You like to see 0:14:25.000 --> 0:14:31.160 FaceTime because you like writing paragraphs? No, like you go 0:14:31.320 --> 0:14:36.280 on that dipsia thing. No, we we know we're gonna 0:14:36.320 --> 0:14:40.240 have and then we didn't do it today. Look, she said, 0:14:40.320 --> 0:14:43.440 so we're not gonna talk about Sorry, never heard of 0:14:44.840 --> 0:14:49.280 I don't know that man. I don't know him. You 0:14:49.360 --> 0:14:53.600 can do mutual like masturbation on FaceTime, I know, but 0:14:53.800 --> 0:14:57.000 like I actually like the sex thing better, Like I 0:14:57.160 --> 0:15:00.280 like plus that like going back and reading it. I 0:15:00.440 --> 0:15:03.120 do like going back, and that's not gonna like, okay, 0:15:03.360 --> 0:15:08.480 do like going back and reading when and it really 0:15:08.600 --> 0:15:10.720 I'm a leo, so I love the ego stroke, Like 0:15:10.880 --> 0:15:12.880 I'll go back and read about how much you want 0:15:12.960 --> 0:15:16.520 everything upon me and my body. I'd be like, or 0:15:16.600 --> 0:15:24.880 you can screen record the FaceTime whoa, whoa. Look we're 0:15:24.920 --> 0:15:28.560 all now we're shading and judging you, which you cannot 0:15:28.840 --> 0:15:31.760 both together if it's your if it's your man, if 0:15:31.800 --> 0:15:36.000 it's your man, No, no, you can't screw record. Oh 0:15:36.120 --> 0:15:38.800 I like to have videos to look at later. Didn't 0:15:38.800 --> 0:15:47.960 tell them that you receive not screen question, how you guys? Okay, 0:15:48.080 --> 0:15:52.800 last fun, would you rather accidentally send your masturbation video 0:15:52.920 --> 0:15:56.280 to your mom or receive a video of your mom masturbating. 0:15:58.120 --> 0:16:00.520 I'd rather send to my mom. I'm actually accidentally sent 0:16:00.600 --> 0:16:05.960 my mom a nude in the past. Yeah. So at 0:16:06.000 --> 0:16:07.840 the time I was dating this guy. He was a 0:16:07.880 --> 0:16:12.880 Patriots fan Whiteman obviously, and I'm a big Jets fan. 0:16:13.120 --> 0:16:15.240 If you don't know, those are rival teams. So I 0:16:15.360 --> 0:16:18.000 have these little like Jets panties and I was like 0:16:18.120 --> 0:16:21.760 sending him pictures of them on my ass Like his 0:16:21.920 --> 0:16:26.800 name was Mike. M had me up and I sent 0:16:26.960 --> 0:16:30.280 my mom, helapis on my ass and then she said 0:16:30.360 --> 0:16:33.800 she was like love yudya. She was like wow, she 0:16:33.960 --> 0:16:35.560 was like, come walk the dog. And I won't tell 0:16:35.600 --> 0:16:46.200 your father trade fair trade story? What about? Uh? Oh god, 0:16:46.200 --> 0:16:47.560 I'm want to sound like a creep, but I think 0:16:47.560 --> 0:16:50.240 I would rather see it. I would rather see your 0:16:50.320 --> 0:16:53.600 mom than you don't think she when you was a baby. 0:16:53.760 --> 0:17:00.080 I'm just kind of curious. You're curious, won't wait? Not 0:17:00.200 --> 0:17:03.840 judging for that one. Thoughts and opinions members of black 0:17:05.359 --> 0:17:07.640 genetic reasons. You want to see if you know? Yeah, 0:17:07.680 --> 0:17:13.479 I mean you got something from your mama? Yeah, your face, Bro, 0:17:13.640 --> 0:17:16.840 you're just bro. Y'all gotta watch watch us on YouTube 0:17:16.880 --> 0:17:19.760 if y'all want to see the shadiness that wheezy w. 0:17:20.800 --> 0:17:23.119 But I don't want to. I don't want to see me. 0:17:25.480 --> 0:17:28.200 You don't want to catch it? Broad Fine? I changed 0:17:28.240 --> 0:17:37.600 my answer. We're not here to judge. Yeah, apparently we 0:17:37.840 --> 0:17:40.360 is here to judge. Motherfucker's because I mean, this girl 0:17:40.480 --> 0:17:45.560 is vanilla and guess not. I don't know, maybe you're 0:17:45.560 --> 0:17:49.000 not that vanilla. How do I know? I just know 0:17:50.000 --> 0:17:52.440 laid together? No, damn no, don't be asking me all 0:17:52.440 --> 0:17:56.600 these questions on my show. I wanted to get into 0:17:56.680 --> 0:17:59.880 our Vanilla Ship Nillasian segment. I just want to say 0:18:00.720 --> 0:18:02.680 I felt like this entire time we were thinking about it, 0:18:02.720 --> 0:18:04.560 we've like, if you guys have listened to the show 0:18:04.600 --> 0:18:06.000 and you see my mom and and you know my mom, 0:18:06.400 --> 0:18:07.879 don't you feel like if my mom got a new 0:18:07.920 --> 0:18:09.040 to me and I just said to leat it, she 0:18:09.119 --> 0:18:11.119 would not. My mom would study the video and then 0:18:11.160 --> 0:18:13.160 tell me something about myself, like give you a tip. 0:18:13.640 --> 0:18:15.280 She'd be like, why would you do it like that? 0:18:15.680 --> 0:18:17.560 Why would you what? What do you mean for me? 0:18:17.640 --> 0:18:19.800 Why would you say that? I love that. My mom 0:18:19.840 --> 0:18:22.600 would be so extra about it. What do you think 0:18:22.640 --> 0:18:26.560 your mom would do if you accidentally send it? I 0:18:26.640 --> 0:18:29.560 don't know, Like some moms would delete it, But back 0:18:29.600 --> 0:18:31.320 in the day, my mom would probably want to know 0:18:31.880 --> 0:18:33.960 what team the person played for that I was sending 0:18:34.000 --> 0:18:35.720 it to to see if she could get some free tickets. 0:18:37.280 --> 0:18:39.200 That's what my mom would do. Well, who was that 0:18:39.359 --> 0:18:42.880 going to? Well they come to Orlando and I would 0:18:42.920 --> 0:18:45.119 like to go to a game, That's what my mom 0:18:45.200 --> 0:18:48.959 will Nannie is not free? No, you listen, You're right. 0:18:49.400 --> 0:18:50.920 I mean I have a man now, so it is. 0:18:51.000 --> 0:18:57.240 It's free to hm. Girlfriend. Still I don't give a ship. 0:18:58.080 --> 0:19:00.440 I gotta give my shape paper. Are you kidding me? Nigga? 0:19:00.440 --> 0:19:03.479 I want this that I love sending links to persons 0:19:03.520 --> 0:19:08.359 I enjoyed vacations. What you're going to still pay for 0:19:08.440 --> 0:19:10.680 my pussy? You know why? Because I can't really have 0:19:10.840 --> 0:19:12.920 other niggas like I want. Sure, once in a blue 0:19:13.000 --> 0:19:15.040 we let the ship, little non monogamous thing go. But 0:19:15.080 --> 0:19:16.280 at the end of the day, you need to keep 0:19:16.320 --> 0:19:19.000 reinvesting into your business, which is my pussy. If my 0:19:19.119 --> 0:19:21.480 pussy is your business, you fucking pay up for it. 0:19:21.680 --> 0:19:24.160 Do you think that laptops came and landed on the table? 0:19:24.320 --> 0:19:28.280 It did not. It's weird because like so I I mean, 0:19:28.320 --> 0:19:30.800 I just got back from Jamaica. My man does think that, 0:19:30.920 --> 0:19:34.480 Like I generally feel like it's just I've never experienced before. 0:19:34.560 --> 0:19:38.520 So I'm enjoying like the subtle little things girl. So well, 0:19:38.600 --> 0:19:40.920 when I was in Jamaica, He's like, I just want 0:19:40.920 --> 0:19:42.960 to let you know I did some modifications to your apartment. 0:19:43.640 --> 0:19:47.159 I was like, what, So I come home. There's a 0:19:47.240 --> 0:19:50.040 rack behind my door. He hung up hooks in my 0:19:50.160 --> 0:19:53.080 bathroom for like all of my hair stuff. He hung 0:19:53.160 --> 0:19:55.760 up a shelf up from my projector screen from my 0:19:55.840 --> 0:19:58.600 back bedroom. He got me a side table, all this 0:19:58.800 --> 0:20:01.639 handyman work ung up a picture of Bodie over his 0:20:01.760 --> 0:20:05.760 litter box. I was like, oh my god. And so 0:20:05.920 --> 0:20:08.359 I'm just I come in mind, dishes are done, my 0:20:08.480 --> 0:20:11.600 bed is made. He's like cleaned and organized my house 0:20:11.640 --> 0:20:14.440 while I was gone. And I was just like that 0:20:14.600 --> 0:20:16.639 to me, I mean, I'm not like I like that. 0:20:18.960 --> 0:20:21.639 So it used to be like I mean, no, it 0:20:21.840 --> 0:20:26.040 is now acts of service and quality time, especially because 0:20:26.119 --> 0:20:28.919 I really realistically thought I could never get it from 0:20:28.960 --> 0:20:31.080 the past guys I was dealing. I was dealing with 0:20:31.600 --> 0:20:36.159 niggas on Wall Street or fucking athletes or people that 0:20:36.600 --> 0:20:39.440 I only got to see them when they made time 0:20:39.520 --> 0:20:42.480 and wanted to see me. And so for him, he 0:20:42.600 --> 0:20:44.439 goes out the way, like before I even asked him, 0:20:44.480 --> 0:20:46.720 he was like, you're going to Jamaica next week, like 0:20:46.840 --> 0:20:49.520 you need me to feed Bodie. And I was like, actually, 0:20:49.560 --> 0:20:52.760 I do like and so like those type of things 0:20:52.960 --> 0:20:54.680 I've never gotten because also I had a lot of 0:20:55.160 --> 0:20:57.439 if I did really like someone, it was long distance. 0:20:57.880 --> 0:20:59.840 So those types of acts of service you don't get 0:21:00.040 --> 0:21:03.399 it's long distance and so I mean I've appreciate all 0:21:03.480 --> 0:21:06.240 those types of things. So you're both in relationships, yes, 0:21:06.720 --> 0:21:08.040 I mean wait, I didn't know you were in a 0:21:08.080 --> 0:21:15.399 relationship other niggas. Okay, I mean that's also you know, 0:21:15.560 --> 0:21:18.520 well he has to know, of course, and he has 0:21:18.600 --> 0:21:22.160 to also know how to hoist on it TV about 0:21:22.200 --> 0:21:23.560 and do all the other ship too. But I still 0:21:23.600 --> 0:21:26.080 would like my active says he has to be sex 0:21:26.160 --> 0:21:30.959 with other women. Yeah, okay, yeah, we've had sex away here. 0:21:31.760 --> 0:21:33.520 I don't know. Even my man wanted me to get 0:21:33.560 --> 0:21:37.800 some Jamaican dick. If you're out the country doesn't count Wait, 0:21:38.359 --> 0:21:40.640 dick doesn't count out the country, I would like to argue, 0:21:40.720 --> 0:21:49.440 I think out of the state. About what about the 0:21:49.520 --> 0:21:54.040 streets that you're on the west side the country. Yes, 0:21:57.080 --> 0:22:01.119 I've never had Statin Island Communian. I feel like I 0:22:01.240 --> 0:22:03.479 had a wait. No, I'm not gonna lie. I had 0:22:03.520 --> 0:22:06.280 a boyfriend when I was in high school and he 0:22:06.720 --> 0:22:09.920 was from New York. I think you met him maybe. Anyways, 0:22:09.920 --> 0:22:12.000 I was in love with him. And when you're in 0:22:12.119 --> 0:22:14.840 Florida up north, nigga's just got a swag. It's like 0:22:14.960 --> 0:22:16.639 who you're from New York. Oh, I got me a 0:22:16.720 --> 0:22:20.119 little dip set nigga. No, he was from Staten Island 0:22:20.160 --> 0:22:22.560 and I didn't know how Staten Island really was in 0:22:22.640 --> 0:22:25.879 New York and black Staten Island or Italian? Can you 0:22:25.920 --> 0:22:32.800 say that Italian? Italianalian sat and leave? Yeah, I think 0:22:32.800 --> 0:22:38.800 it's like Italian Island. No to say Italian? Why why? 0:22:38.960 --> 0:22:40.760 I don't know. I don't know. I mean I want 0:22:40.760 --> 0:22:45.880 to know why people every other episode can you look 0:22:45.880 --> 0:22:50.560 at what is? Why would why is Italian? A slurt? No? 0:22:50.680 --> 0:22:55.200 Because I'm curious who? Because we're Italian and do the 0:22:55.320 --> 0:22:59.560 right thing? They kept saying, like the Italians. Yeah, I 0:22:59.640 --> 0:23:02.040 can't even I don't even think you're gonna be How 0:23:02.040 --> 0:23:04.000 do you feel like that's such a stretch like it 0:23:04.040 --> 0:23:06.960